John Bolton - August 19, 2015


Billy Joel Piano Man Live


Episode Stats

Length

5 minutes

Words per Minute

70.90815

Word Count

412

Sentence Count

7

Misogynist Sentences

2

Hate Speech Sentences

1


Summary

Happy New Year and a Happy New Year! Happy Holidays! Happy new year! XOXO, EJ & AJ. Xoxo, Pam & Dave xoxo


Transcript

00:00:00.320 Every song told me about me
00:00:01.920 Let's play rock so bad
00:00:06.220 Die of my music
00:00:22.740 When the song came
00:00:25.160 It's 9 o'clock on a Sunday
00:00:47.520 A regular crowd shows up
00:00:51.480 There's an old man sitting next to me
00:00:55.600 When he comes to a silent day
00:00:58.920 He says, I'm coming to play
00:01:10.800 I'm not really sure how it goes
00:01:15.280 But it's time to sweep
00:01:17.880 And I'm not complete
00:01:19.660 But I won't get the man's clothes
00:01:23.040 La-la-la-de-la
00:01:26.660 La-la-de-la
00:01:31.040 Sing us a song in your hands
00:01:38.080 Sing us a song tonight
00:01:41.100 I'm not really sure how it goes
00:01:44.480 But I just feel it all right
00:01:48.480 I'll join the bar
00:02:03.600 And it's a friend of mine
00:02:04.860 He gets me my dreams for free
00:02:07.860 I just feel the joke
00:02:10.520 All I'm not really sure
00:02:12.240 But they suddenly seem happy
00:02:15.240 He says, no, I'm free
00:02:19.240 He says, can't leave
00:02:21.240 There will smile
00:02:22.240 With his face
00:02:24.480 But I'm sure that could be
00:02:27.240 And we'll see if we stop
00:02:29.400 And I can't get out of this place
00:02:32.620 La-la-la-la-de-la
00:02:36.620 La-la-la-la
00:02:40.620 Paul is a real estate novel
00:02:46.820 I've never had time to write my name
00:02:50.620 He's talking to Dave, Lucille and Amy
00:02:54.620 And probably would be my
00:03:07.620 And the waitresses practicing politics
00:03:09.620 As the businessmen slowly get stoned
00:03:13.620 Yes, they're sharing a dream they call loneliness
00:03:17.620 But it's better than drinking it all
00:03:20.620 And I just think
00:03:22.620 We've got to start a campaign
00:03:38.620 We've got to start a campaign
00:03:40.620 We've got to start a campaign
00:03:42.620 We've got to start a campaign
00:03:46.620 We've got to do it all right
00:03:48.620 We've got to do it all right
00:03:50.620 What is trivia proud for Saturday?
00:03:58.620 We've got to do it from Saturday
00:04:00.620 And it's better than leaving it all by
00:04:02.620 We've got to do it all right
00:04:04.620 On the side of you
00:04:06.620 I'd round you into your swine
00:04:09.620 Who knows it's me
00:04:11.620 And I'll see you
00:04:13.620 If you want a bar
00:04:18.620 I'd get on the stairs like a carnival
00:04:21.620 And the microphone stands for the fear
00:04:25.620 And then soon before
00:04:27.620 I'd put a bag of my tongue
00:04:29.620 Say that you don't need it
00:04:32.620 La, la, la, la
00:04:36.620 La, la, la
00:04:44.620 Sing us a song again, man
00:04:47.620 Sing us a song tonight
00:04:50.620 Over all the moon for a melody
00:04:54.620 We must hear your prayer
00:05:02.620 Thank you, woman
00:05:08.620 Good night
00:05:12.620 Happy New Year
00:05:16.620 Thank you, baby.
00:05:24.620 Happy New Year.
00:05:28.620 Lots of love.
00:05:30.620 Lots of sex.
00:05:31.620 Lots of happiness.
00:05:34.620 Don't bring any shit from anybody.
00:05:46.620 Happy New Year.