John Bolton - September 19, 2010


Matt and the Mayor


Episode Stats

Length

2 minutes

Words per Minute

155.63222

Word Count

391

Sentence Count

43

Misogynist Sentences

4

Hate Speech Sentences

1


Summary

Weaver and Kilgore battle it out to see who can knock out the other in a game of "Who's the Kingliest"? Matt the Dreamweaver and Mr. Bob the Tanker are battling it out for the title of King of the Tankers.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Come on guys, on the count of three, one, two, three, go!
00:00:07.900 Alright, they're making their way over to the carpet.
00:00:10.640 We've got to pick up the keys that are on the carpet.
00:00:14.160 Using their applause.
00:00:18.280 Alright, looks like it's pretty even right now.
00:00:21.460 Looks like it's pretty bad.
00:00:22.800 Oh, we're going to have fun.
00:00:25.040 Here we go, guys.
00:00:28.000 We're going to put the key there.
00:00:30.000 Hey, don't forget to put your key away.
00:00:32.280 Go ahead.
00:00:33.800 Uh-oh.
00:00:35.800 No!
00:00:36.680 Weaver, he dropped the key.
00:00:39.080 No, no, he dropped the key.
00:00:41.700 We're going to put the key there.
00:00:44.620 Oh, I'm going to put the carpet away.
00:00:46.900 Hand it the carpet on, instead of being able to put the tables.
00:00:49.400 We're going to put the tables.
00:00:53.200 Make sure she doesn't drop her.
00:00:54.720 Those plastic are dry.
00:00:57.920 Let's hook up the plastic.
00:00:58.980 Alright, Weaver's finally getting the keys onto the hook.
00:01:01.900 From here, alright?
00:01:02.960 Yeah.
00:01:03.400 There we go.
00:01:04.900 Woo-hoo!
00:01:05.760 Oh, now he wanted to kick it out.
00:01:06.820 There we go.
00:01:07.440 We've got to do laundry.
00:01:09.760 Bring it over.
00:01:10.680 Oh!
00:01:11.180 Alright, now, later of all, Kilgore is over at the towels.
00:01:15.580 We've got to put the towels into the basket and put the basket onto his lap and bring it
00:01:20.280 around the cone.
00:01:24.040 We have finally got the top over on the table.
00:01:26.300 Now he's pretty much almost neck and neck with Mr. Bob Kilgore.
00:01:29.820 Alex, I'm taking the cup back to my hands on the basket.
00:01:32.740 Now where do I go?
00:01:33.740 Alright, Matt's using the swab to get some laundry in there.
00:01:39.740 It's okay, Matt.
00:01:40.740 You can fold it later.
00:01:41.740 A little bit of confusion around the cone.
00:01:45.740 Alright, Matt, you're going on the outside of the cone.
00:01:46.740 I'm coming for it!
00:01:47.740 Here he comes.
00:01:48.740 Better make way!
00:01:49.740 Make way over there!
00:01:50.740 They've got to come back around.
00:01:51.740 Come to the finish line.
00:01:52.740 You've got to go back to the start line, guys.
00:01:53.740 Oh, it's neck and neck!
00:01:54.740 What a reaction!
00:01:55.740 What a reaction!
00:01:56.740 Oh, boy!
00:01:57.740 What a reaction!
00:01:58.740 What a reaction!
00:01:59.740 Oh, boy!
00:02:00.740 What a reaction!
00:02:01.740 Matt comes in!
00:02:02.740 Oh, Matt!
00:02:03.740 And Matt won!
00:02:05.740 No!
00:02:06.740 Oh, boy!
00:02:07.740 Matt comes in!
00:02:09.740 Matt comes in!
00:02:10.740 Matt!
00:02:11.740 Matt comes in!
00:02:12.740 Matt!
00:02:13.740 Matt comes in!
00:02:14.740 Matt comes in!
00:02:15.740 Matt the Dreamweaver from Rock 1019!
00:02:17.740 Matt!
00:02:18.740 Matt!
00:02:19.740 Matt!
00:02:20.740 Matt!
00:02:21.740 Matt!
00:02:22.740 Matt!
00:02:23.740 Matt!
00:02:24.740 Matt!
00:02:25.740 Matt!
00:02:26.740 Matt!
00:02:27.740 Matt!
00:02:28.740 Matt!
00:02:29.740 Matt!