Random Astute Observations
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Summary
Canadians are waking up to the fact that they have very few options at this point in time, and the only option they have is to leave the country. Canada is on a postal strike, Canada is banning plastic in the ocean, and a Canadian mayor has his bank account garnished for not celebrating Pride.
Transcript
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Hi, it's John. Welcome to the channel. Later in the day, so no cup of coffee in my hand right now,
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but check out the video I did earlier today on how I want to get the hell out of Canada for good
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and how I have very few options at this point. Maybe you can help me out a little bit. Okay,
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a random list of things on my mind right now. So we're only days away from a GST holiday here in
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Canada, which is supposed to kick on on the 15th of December. So I'm holding off making any
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purchases right now. So I can buy a box of diapers that I can't use, buy a bottle of booze that I
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won't drink, and buy a bag of potato chips to save 10 cents. Yesterday, the United States of America
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celebrated pansexual and panromantic Pride Day by tweeting out the glorious news. Isn't that
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something? And isn't it nice to know that in not too long, this will end in the United States of
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America, at least. Did you know there's a postal strike going on in Canada right now? It's been
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25 days and counting. Has it bothered me one bit? How ridiculous is this country? A part of Justin
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Trudeau's immigration plan is hoping that more than 2 million people will leave the country
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voluntarily over the next year. Isn't that something? There could be as many as 4 million
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people here illegally. Could Donald Trump have an effect on Canada's tax law? Apparently,
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his planned tax cuts in the United States will wipe out any tax advantage for Canada, which is
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quite something. And Donald Trump hasn't even taken office yet. The Liberals, NDP and Bloc Quebecois
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here in Canada are upholding a plastic ban in Canada. Now this vote slipped under the radar for
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most people. I haven't seen too many reportings of this particular fact on a vote that happened on
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December 4th. Now, let me ask you this. If I throw a plastic straw in the garbage in Calgary, how does
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it end up in the ocean? I've been watching the meltdown of regressive women since the re-election
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of Donald Trump. And I just want to know, what is it with oversized glasses and bull rings in their
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nose? Did they get a memo or something that they all had to do this? Because they all look absolutely
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the same. And of course, they either have green, purple, or yellow hair. And I did a video called
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I Love Emo Ontario. And just today, I've been getting all kinds of notifications on this one.
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Now, if you don't know about emo, they were punished for not celebrating pride. Now, I followed it up with
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a video about their mayor who had his bank account garnished to the tune of $5,000 for the same
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thing. Now, so many great comments are coming in right now in support of emo. So, I have some advice
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for Mayor Harold McQuaker. I think he should sell t-shirts to help offset his cost of $5,000. And he
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should have t-shirts that say, I stand with emo. I would buy one. Thanks for watching. Talk to you