John Bolton - September 10, 2026


World Premiere - Carney Can't Get A Trade Deal (The best thing you'll see and hear all day)

Topics
Carney trade deal failure
Hosted by
John Bolton
Mentioned
Donald Trump Hypocrisy Elitist John Euro
Carney - If His Lips Are Moving He's Talking Out Of Both Sides Of His Mouth The End Of Canada, Conservatives & Canadian Identity

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6 minutes

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Word count

722

Sentence count

52

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1

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4

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00:00:00.000 Hi, it's John and welcome to the channel. I really appreciate you being here. Thank you
00:00:07.860 so much for clicking on this video. And I'm recording this at 9.07 p.m. on Wednesday,
00:00:15.620 September the 9th. I normally don't do it like this. I always record my videos in the morning,
00:00:20.680 but I thought if I put this video up right now, I might be able to sleep in the morning,
00:00:24.800 say, till 3 a.m. as opposed to getting up at 2 or 2.30. But I'm really quite proud of what you're
00:00:31.880 about to see, what I have created here. I'm really proud of this. So I'm sitting around earlier today,
00:00:38.840 this afternoon, and I'm reading over the headlines. And, you know, I've talked a little bit about this
00:00:43.260 over the last week. If it wasn't really for Donald Trump, Canada wouldn't be doing anything.
00:00:47.820 An article last week ran in the Toronto Sun. It's all about Trump, Trump, Trump. And that's what
00:00:52.660 it's all about right now, ladies and gentlemen. If you look at the stories on the National Post
00:00:56.820 website, swapping U.S. trade for Europe could move Canada from the Titanic to the Hindenburg.
00:01:02.420 Carney's war is good for political incumbents, but bad for Canadians. This one right here,
00:01:08.060 Trump's threats have reignited the debate over what kids learn about Canada's past.
00:01:12.780 It's important that kids learn about the past. As a matter of fact, what you're about to see
00:01:16.240 kind of mentions this a little bit. There's this one. There's another one. Trump's latest trade
00:01:21.340 actions are not an escalation, Economist says. Then there's this one, Trump's latest trade
00:01:26.340 threat weighs on Canadian firms with U.S. contracts. This is all on the main page of
00:01:30.320 the National Post. How will counter tariffs impact Canadians? And then there's this one,
00:01:35.700 the absolute delusional people. This is out in British Columbia. From what I understand,
00:01:39.400 Canada unveils more sign-based retaliation against the U.S. So what I'm going to show
00:01:44.160 you right now is something that I created today. So I'm sitting looking at all of these
00:01:48.940 headlines on all the newspapers, basically, and all the websites and everywhere you look on social
00:01:54.920 media. And I'm thinking, you know, it's all because Carney can't get a trade deal. So I wrote a song
00:02:01.080 about it. I'm really proud of the lyrics on this and you'll see them on the screen. I produced a
00:02:06.000 little video for you to watch. Now the music is AI, but all the lyrics are mine. I wrote them all.
00:02:12.560 So I hope you enjoy this. Carney can't get a trade deal.
00:02:18.940 We'll be right back.
00:02:48.940 Inflation up across the board
00:02:53.260 As tariffs rise and states get higher 0.97
00:02:57.420 You're voting for a chronic liar
00:03:00.900 Carney can't get a trade deal 0.87
00:03:04.680 He's been a failure at it and you will, we will regret it
00:03:08.120 Carney can't get a trade deal
00:03:11.380 Trump has his number, he's your PM blunder
00:03:14.800 Elitist mouthpiece chairman Z 0.98
00:03:20.880 Euro nonsense bureaucracy 0.95
00:03:23.720 All talk and no action 1.00
00:03:26.580 Poor numbers up is the reaction
00:03:31.080 Can't build a thing, he fails again
00:03:34.260 No major projects, we detect a trend
00:03:37.680 When his country is in a bind
00:03:40.480 A solid leader you will not find
00:03:44.040 We pulled down statues, renamed places, erased from history, well-known faces.
00:03:51.580 Hypocrisy loses from near and far when Trump names Lake America.
00:04:00.220 Carney can't get a trade deal. 0.91
00:04:03.660 He's been a failure at it.
00:04:05.380 Your country will regret it.
00:04:07.020 Carney can't get a trade deal.
00:04:10.040 Trump has his number, he's your PM blunder
00:04:13.420 Can't afford food, houses few
00:04:21.180 Too many people, what does Carney do?
00:04:24.700 He riles up his supporters
00:04:27.320 By talking about the new world order
00:04:30.780 Your speech is censored by passing bills
00:04:34.900 Free loving people get the chills
00:04:38.060 Rights and freedoms go up in vapor
00:04:41.420 A waste of words and a waste of paper
00:04:44.840 What's the moral of the story?
00:04:48.880 A country once was wrapped in glory
00:04:51.500 Now it withers all the vine as Canada 0.75
00:04:55.840 Sours like a putrid wine
00:04:58.720 Connie 1.00
00:05:02.800 Can't get a trade deal
00:05:05.340 He's been a failure at it
00:05:07.100 Your country will regret it, honey
00:05:09.540 Can't get a trade deal, but when he is gone
00:05:13.720 His failure could live on
00:05:17.100 On and on and on
00:05:20.280 On and on
00:05:23.060 On and on and on
00:05:26.960 On and on and on
00:05:37.100 Thank you.