jonnyrawton - FAFO w⧸Jonny and Sarah

00:00:00.000 which we are live

00:00:02.300 hi guys

00:00:05.180 welcome to

00:00:08.220 retart hour

00:00:09.140 yeah well it's the true

00:00:12.500 meaning of fucking around finding out

00:00:14.200 I never use this here

00:00:16.440 rumble studio so I don't know what the fuck I'm doing

00:00:18.320 working on it

00:00:19.220 we should have used the other one

00:00:21.900 yeah probably

00:00:23.060 well

00:00:24.800 hold on this might help

00:00:27.160 maybe I don't know

00:00:30.060 I feel like there should be a phone a friend

00:00:32.200 option there should be

00:00:33.980 where's Alan Jason when you need him

00:00:36.220 I don't know

00:00:39.720 but

00:00:40.540 did you enable

00:00:44.180 the cameras and everything like did you do

00:00:46.100 I thought so yeah did you you enabled

00:00:48.120 yours I assume

00:00:49.040 fire good job

00:00:53.460 yeah whatever

00:00:54.640 we're early though and just so everybody

00:00:57.720 knows we are early so technically

00:00:59.540 we're not supposed to be here yet until two o'clock

00:01:01.440 so anybody that wants to talk shit

00:01:03.200 that's a good point

00:01:04.380 we're early

00:01:05.260 this is a solid point we are early

00:01:07.600 so we went early

00:01:09.620 in order to do the

00:01:11.120 you know technical difficulties

00:01:13.960 yeah

00:01:15.700 maybe this is

00:01:17.540 oh there we go

00:01:19.240 hey fucking around and finding out

00:01:21.800 let me see which

00:01:23.360 and I do have a knife in my hand

00:01:25.900 so

00:01:26.320 that was the problem is I didn't

00:01:27.820 I didn't select the

00:01:29.160 I had a stuck on background

00:01:31.140 that was

00:01:32.180 great

00:01:33.780 this one

00:01:35.040 wonderful

00:01:36.220 all right whatever

00:01:37.160 we're gonna leave it here

00:01:37.960 it works

00:01:38.640 you can see us now

00:01:39.620 we are good to go

00:01:40.580 and we are fucking around

00:01:41.900 and finding out

00:01:42.760 a little bit early

00:01:43.460 a little bit early

00:01:44.520 there's island Jason

00:01:45.380 there you go he says

00:01:46.340 oh we don't need to show our hands

00:01:55.740 because if we were Jewy

00:01:56.840 we would have had this figured out

00:01:58.020 all from the fucking get-go

00:01:59.760 yeah

00:02:01.260 exactly

00:02:02.200 we wouldn't have fucked it up already

00:02:03.700 yeah

00:02:05.060 there's uh

00:02:06.060 you know

00:02:06.380 got Sarah's cooking

00:02:07.860 apparently

00:02:09.120 I'm making stuffs

00:02:11.360 like what are you making anyway

00:02:13.400 I'm curious now

00:02:14.260 uh well I'm making

00:02:15.760 I'm making pulled pork carnitas

00:02:17.520 so right now I've got

00:02:18.680 onions

00:02:19.120 potatoes

00:02:19.760 jalapenos

00:02:20.660 and sweet potatoes

00:02:22.620 uh

00:02:24.020 in a pan

00:02:25.000 and I have the

00:02:26.120 pork

00:02:26.640 marinating

00:02:27.500 in the fridge

00:02:28.960 oh yeah

00:02:30.720 and I'm gonna add

00:02:31.520 all of the pork

00:02:33.220 into this

00:02:34.100 with some wine

00:02:35.100 and I'm gonna put it in the oven

00:02:36.300 I'm probably gonna have like

00:02:38.920 chicken burgers

00:02:39.740 chicken burgers

00:02:41.740 yeah probably

00:02:42.720 like from the freezer chicken

00:02:45.940 yeah right

00:02:47.340 well that's because you're a dude

00:02:49.780 yeah well it's

00:02:51.300 and I feel like that's what dudes do

00:02:52.720 they have like plain bagels

00:02:54.100 yeah

00:02:54.880 yeah

00:02:55.340 yeah

00:02:55.860 chicken

00:02:56.700 actually you know what I just thought about it

00:02:58.360 what I might do

00:02:59.340 um depending on how lazy I am

00:03:01.500 uh

00:03:02.660 I might go

00:03:03.780 and get some

00:03:04.640 some cream cheese

00:03:05.460 and some stuff

00:03:06.200 and do my uh

00:03:07.860 I got this uh

00:03:09.080 pierogi bacon bake

00:03:10.180 that I do

00:03:10.740 oh yeah

00:03:11.620 that melty thing

00:03:12.760 yeah it's so fucking good too

00:03:14.900 it's like a heart attack

00:03:15.980 in a fucking

00:03:16.540 dish

00:03:17.520 basically

00:03:18.180 but

00:03:18.700 I love it

00:03:19.920 huh

00:03:20.820 it's fantastic

00:03:22.220 you cook some bacon first

00:03:23.760 and you

00:03:24.640 cook that chip

00:03:25.920 till crispy

00:03:26.580 take that out

00:03:27.440 leave your bacon grease in

00:03:28.800 toss a little bit of garlic

00:03:29.960 in there

00:03:30.480 and then a whole bunch of

00:03:32.180 cream cheese

00:03:32.700 and some chicken broth

00:03:34.240 yep

00:03:34.920 get that going

00:03:36.120 and then you pour that

00:03:38.020 concoction over top

00:03:39.360 of your fucking

00:03:39.980 pierogies

00:03:40.780 yep

00:03:41.460 jam those sons of bitches

00:03:42.640 in the oven

00:03:43.200 for about 15 minutes

00:03:44.520 then you take them out

00:03:47.120 you fucking put some cheese

00:03:48.500 on top of that

00:03:49.360 put your bacon on top

00:03:50.520 of that as well

00:03:51.280 toss that back in

00:03:52.780 for another five minutes

00:03:53.820 fucking good man

00:03:55.200 red wine

00:03:56.200 oh yeah

00:03:56.900 the THC stuff

00:03:58.020 we're definitely gonna put

00:03:59.200 some of that in

00:04:00.020 nothing like getting high

00:04:01.340 while you eat

00:04:01.940 well

00:04:03.020 welcome to my kitchen

00:04:04.780 fuck yeah

00:04:06.760 fuck yeah

00:04:08.020 let me see

00:04:08.880 what's

00:04:09.380 what's going on

00:04:10.540 we went

00:04:10.820 went a little early

00:04:11.900 but it's good to go

00:04:13.080 I've been having some fun

00:04:15.160 with my new jeet friend

00:04:16.200 oh yeah

00:04:18.400 did he meet

00:04:19.400 did he say he was

00:04:20.600 gonna meet you

00:04:21.200 or what

00:04:21.680 yeah right

00:04:22.580 that was pretty funny

00:04:23.780 what's his name here

00:04:25.080 Vraj

00:04:25.780 Vraj

00:04:26.640 let's see

00:04:27.300 yeah fucking idiot

00:04:29.660 oh

00:04:31.700 did he block me

00:04:33.020 no

00:04:33.760 I hope not

00:04:36.240 that takes like

00:04:36.880 all of the fun

00:04:37.700 out of it

00:04:38.300 well it's weird

00:04:38.920 like I go to his

00:04:39.700 profile now

00:04:40.540 and

00:04:40.780 oh I guess

00:04:42.520 all he does

00:04:43.000 is reply

00:04:43.560 he doesn't make

00:04:44.200 any posts

00:04:44.700 he just replies

00:04:45.500 but I've taken

00:04:47.000 to reminding him

00:04:48.520 every day

00:04:49.040 that he needs

00:04:49.520 to get the fuck

00:04:50.120 out

00:04:50.320 amazing

00:04:51.640 as you should

00:04:52.540 yeah

00:04:54.080 we had a good

00:04:54.980 one yesterday

00:04:55.620 it was fun

00:04:56.080 I'm surprised

00:05:01.580 I haven't been

00:05:02.060 banned yet

00:05:02.640 especially with

00:05:03.220 the fucking

00:05:03.960 nicotine

00:05:07.060 with

00:05:07.320 yeah

00:05:08.820 you absolutely

00:05:11.260 were saying

00:05:11.920 some very not

00:05:13.020 nice things

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00:05:14.360 so

00:05:14.860 I'm also

00:05:16.380 pretty surprised

00:05:17.680 yeah

00:05:19.040 I went

00:05:19.900 pretty hard

00:05:20.840 yesterday

00:05:21.240 but

00:05:21.640 it's all

00:05:22.920 good

00:05:23.200 saw a story

00:05:24.260 earlier today

00:05:24.960 London

00:05:25.380 police

00:05:26.180 apparently

00:05:26.620 are looking

00:05:26.960 for a dude

00:05:27.480 who exposed

00:05:28.140 himself

00:05:28.620 and here's

00:05:31.160 my

00:05:31.340 favorite part

00:05:32.480 of the story

00:05:33.000 is that

00:05:34.720 they want

00:05:35.840 the public's

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00:05:36.780 okay

00:05:37.800 no description

00:05:40.000 so it only

00:05:45.140 tells us

00:05:45.560 one thing

00:05:46.080 not white

00:05:47.800 okay

00:05:50.960 like how do

00:05:53.140 you ask for

00:05:53.600 the public's

00:05:54.060 help

00:05:54.260 not give a

00:05:55.560 description

00:05:55.980 at all

00:05:56.800 it's like

00:05:57.680 the

00:05:57.960 you're good

00:06:00.440 there

00:06:00.740 it's like

00:06:02.300 that

00:06:02.540 like that

00:06:04.580 episode of

00:06:05.140 the office

00:06:05.600 when they

00:06:06.100 when they do

00:06:06.860 the the

00:06:07.540 drawing of

00:06:08.260 the guy

00:06:09.320 exposed himself

00:06:10.520 to Phyllis

00:06:11.060 and there's

00:06:11.400 that drawing

00:06:12.080 and it's like

00:06:12.680 of Dwight

00:06:13.300 the same

00:06:16.660 type of shit

00:06:17.400 it's like

00:06:17.780 what

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00:06:21.820 yeah

00:06:22.100 I mean

00:06:22.520 it's

00:06:23.300 it's

00:06:23.680 definitely

00:06:24.000 a clown show

00:06:24.700 but you know

00:06:25.700 that if there

00:06:26.280 wasn't

00:06:26.580 if there's

00:06:27.100 no description

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00:06:28.820 only thing

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00:06:30.900 it wasn't

00:06:31.140 a white

00:06:31.400 dude

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00:06:33.300 quick with

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00:06:35.120 right

00:06:36.460 wouldn't

00:06:37.020 wouldn't

00:06:37.280 want to

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00:06:37.800 anybody

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00:06:38.680 it's

00:06:40.020 just the

00:06:40.280 way it

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00:06:43.820 applesauce

00:06:44.920 and then

00:06:47.000 I'm gonna

00:06:47.820 go in

00:06:48.520 the oven

00:06:49.200 are you

00:06:53.420 giggling

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00:06:54.980 why

00:06:55.600 just listening

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00:06:59.420 basically

00:07:00.000 I like

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00:07:01.100 the instructions

00:07:01.880 okay

00:07:02.880 all right

00:07:05.060 okay

00:07:07.140 now

00:07:08.960 only thing

00:07:10.920 okay

00:07:11.500 I'm gonna

00:07:11.720 toss this

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00:07:12.640 it's

00:07:12.780 425

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00:07:16.380 oh

00:07:16.720 I forgot

00:07:17.120 to move

00:07:17.480 the thing

00:07:17.940 I'm really

00:07:18.720 bad at

00:07:19.080 this

00:07:19.320 I hope

00:07:20.380 I can't

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00:07:20.960 ass

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00:07:22.000 no but

00:07:24.700 I'm sure

00:07:24.980 the viewership

00:07:25.800 would probably

00:07:26.620 go up if

00:07:27.260 we did

00:07:27.600 I don't

00:07:28.340 think anyone's

00:07:28.940 gonna tell

00:07:29.300 me if

00:07:29.620 they do

00:07:30.160 well I

00:07:32.980 can tell

00:07:33.380 you we're

00:07:33.660 holding steady

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00:07:34.780 people so

00:07:35.440 we obviously

00:07:35.960 that's too

00:07:36.520 many tell

00:07:37.380 people to

00:07:37.840 stop watching

00:07:38.540 it's too

00:07:40.460 many she

00:07:40.940 says too

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00:07:41.660 all right

00:07:44.080 okay so

00:07:44.580 that's it

00:07:45.020 there you go

00:07:45.420 trad wife also

00:07:46.240 she does

00:07:46.820 the uh

00:07:47.940 is that actually

00:07:49.120 even showing it

00:07:49.880 on the screen

00:07:50.340 probably not

00:07:50.900 because I

00:07:51.200 also send

00:07:51.760 these

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00:07:52.460 yes I

00:07:53.800 canned my

00:07:54.240 own applesauce

00:07:54.900 yeah obviously

00:07:56.260 nice

00:07:57.440 crazy lady

00:07:58.140 of course

00:07:58.640 I can nothing

00:08:00.160 nothing

00:08:00.840 I know

00:08:02.580 peaches come

00:08:03.180 from a can

00:08:03.760 they were put

00:08:04.320 there by a

00:08:04.860 man in a

00:08:05.620 factory downtown

00:08:06.280 millions of

00:08:09.980 peaches

00:08:10.460 peaches for

00:08:11.560 one hour

00:08:12.320 and zero

00:08:13.180 minutes

00:08:13.500 it's a good

00:08:14.440 song

00:08:14.700 start

00:08:15.000 oh it is

00:08:16.480 showing okay

00:08:17.020 all right

00:08:17.860 so I'm not

00:08:19.900 totally tired

00:08:20.560 that's nice

00:08:21.760 I like that

00:08:22.620 I'm just

00:08:24.540 just halfway

00:08:25.120 there right

00:08:25.600 like just a

00:08:26.100 little bit

00:08:26.460 autism

00:08:26.920 um

00:08:28.380 yeah just

00:08:30.660 a touch

00:08:31.180 okay

00:08:32.180 now I just

00:08:33.140 need to make

00:08:33.560 a little bit

00:08:34.000 of room

00:08:34.560 it's like

00:08:35.580 Shane Gillis

00:08:36.140 says right

00:08:36.620 it just

00:08:36.920 nicked me

00:08:37.380 right I

00:08:38.020 dodged out

00:08:38.480 of the way

00:08:38.800 but it

00:08:39.100 just just

00:08:39.540 nicked me

00:08:39.940 it definitely

00:08:40.500 didn't just

00:08:41.080 nick you

00:08:41.560 but it's

00:08:45.120 like when

00:08:45.460 your mom

00:08:45.840 says you're

00:08:46.500 the nicest

00:08:47.020 boy in

00:08:47.540 the world

00:08:47.920 it's your

00:08:48.200 mom

00:08:48.460 like she

00:08:51.020 has to

00:08:51.560 say that

00:08:52.160 so

00:08:52.720 yeah

00:08:53.720 welcome to

00:08:54.540 building

00:08:54.780 confidence

00:08:55.260 with Sarah

00:08:55.900 oh

00:08:57.060 no one is

00:08:59.180 coming to me

00:08:59.840 for that

00:09:00.460 and number

00:09:02.300 two

00:09:02.840 god don't

00:09:04.400 come to me

00:09:04.840 if you want

00:09:05.320 me to tell

00:09:05.740 you that

00:09:06.500 something that

00:09:07.040 you want to

00:09:07.420 hear because

00:09:07.860 I'm going to

00:09:08.160 tell you the

00:09:08.540 truth not what

00:09:09.160 you want to

00:09:09.480 hear people

00:09:10.720 hate me for

00:09:11.340 that or

00:09:11.940 they love

00:09:12.340 me one or

00:09:12.920 the other

00:09:13.300 yeah right

00:09:14.140 yeah it

00:09:15.380 goes either

00:09:15.900 way there

00:09:16.620 really is no

00:09:17.340 in-between on

00:09:18.020 that absolutely

00:09:19.120 none

00:09:19.620 the doctor

00:09:24.200 nicked me

00:09:24.980 he says

00:09:25.620 are you kidding

00:09:26.460 me right now

00:09:27.780 did something

00:09:29.440 that's for sure

00:09:30.320 right

00:09:31.720 let's see

00:09:32.780 we'll see

00:09:33.260 the only thing

00:09:34.600 I hate about

00:09:35.000 cabbage is

00:09:35.660 fucking cutting

00:09:36.660 it I don't

00:09:37.480 want to cut

00:09:38.180 I hate cut

00:09:38.620 cabbage I

00:09:39.780 hate cutting

00:09:40.340 cabbage I

00:09:40.960 also hate

00:09:41.420 eating it

00:09:41.920 oh no

00:09:43.340 coleslaw with

00:09:44.600 the carnitas I

00:09:45.460 got the little

00:09:45.880 nice tortillas

00:09:46.880 from the

00:09:48.440 Mexican lady

00:09:49.040 that works

00:09:49.780 with me and

00:09:50.660 so I'm

00:09:51.820 gonna make

00:09:52.140 carnitas so

00:09:53.020 I need to

00:09:53.320 have a little

00:09:53.740 bit of

00:09:54.220 coleslaw that's

00:09:56.400 why I have

00:09:56.680 these and

00:09:57.700 I'm thinking

00:09:58.900 about using

00:09:59.460 that except

00:10:00.160 for that

00:10:01.740 requires me to

00:10:02.500 move my

00:10:02.920 quiziner from

00:10:03.580 all the way

00:10:03.900 over there

00:10:04.280 over here and

00:10:05.300 I feel like I'm

00:10:05.840 not definitely

00:10:06.580 not in the way

00:10:07.020 for that

00:10:07.320 first world

00:10:08.480 problems

00:10:09.100 first world

00:10:10.500 problems

00:10:10.980 here the fuck

00:10:13.260 we are instead

00:10:13.900 all right

00:10:14.380 where's my

00:10:14.760 is what it

00:10:16.400 is

00:10:16.660 it is

00:10:17.840 what it

00:10:18.700 is

00:10:18.960 it's gonna

00:10:19.180 go in

00:10:19.560 here

00:10:19.820 so fuck

00:10:20.640 it

00:10:20.800 oh

00:10:21.960 I feel like

00:10:23.620 it might be

00:10:24.280 doobie time

00:10:25.040 too

00:10:25.480 that it's

00:10:26.960 always fucking

00:10:27.500 doobie time

00:10:28.020 really

00:10:28.300 um that's

00:10:29.560 that's kind

00:10:30.020 of the way

00:10:30.340 I see it

00:10:30.900 although I

00:10:31.560 don't I

00:10:31.840 don't have

00:10:32.160 paper I

00:10:32.660 actually for

00:10:33.400 the second

00:10:33.980 time in my

00:10:34.780 life finished

00:10:36.320 a pack of

00:10:36.820 papers like

00:10:37.360 from start

00:10:37.780 to finish

00:10:38.280 you don't

00:10:39.720 normally do

00:10:40.180 it

00:10:40.380 no you

00:10:41.260 usually lose

00:10:41.960 them or

00:10:42.320 somebody steals

00:10:42.960 them

00:10:43.160 oh or or

00:10:44.800 sometimes in

00:10:45.780 the summer the

00:10:46.340 humidity is so

00:10:47.080 fucking retarded

00:10:47.780 that they all

00:10:48.280 get stuck

00:10:48.660 together

00:10:49.040 I smoke way

00:10:50.900 more weed than

00:10:51.500 you do I

00:10:51.940 guess

00:10:52.280 maybe

00:10:54.520 maybe it's

00:10:56.220 possible

00:10:56.720 um

00:10:57.660 I don't

00:10:58.780 have that

00:10:59.080 problem

00:10:59.480 but yeah

00:11:00.880 like once

00:11:01.560 in a while

00:11:02.040 it's either

00:11:02.680 the papers

00:11:03.120 get stolen

00:11:03.720 or

00:11:04.420 oh

00:11:05.360 what have

00:11:06.220 you and

00:11:06.640 I've never

00:11:07.600 lighters get

00:11:08.600 stolen I

00:11:09.360 also steal

00:11:10.100 lighters but

00:11:10.880 well lighters

00:11:12.360 is expected

00:11:13.020 though

00:11:13.360 yeah

00:11:14.040 right that's

00:11:15.120 why I'm

00:11:15.420 always quick

00:11:15.980 when somebody

00:11:16.500 borrows my

00:11:17.020 lighter to be

00:11:17.540 like give me

00:11:17.880 that fucking

00:11:18.240 back right

00:11:18.760 now

00:11:19.040 yep

00:11:20.140 because I

00:11:21.440 know how

00:11:21.760 it is

00:11:22.100 because I

00:11:22.460 do the same

00:11:22.820 fucking thing

00:11:23.380 if I take

00:11:24.620 your lighter

00:11:24.960 it's going

00:11:25.300 in my pocket

00:11:25.820 if you don't

00:11:26.620 say anything

00:11:27.060 there's a

00:11:27.420 guarantee

00:11:27.700 yes

00:11:28.740 yeah totally

00:11:30.520 sorry

00:11:31.080 trying not to

00:11:32.240 make this

00:11:32.540 louder

00:11:32.860 whatever

00:11:34.460 this is

00:11:35.560 this is

00:11:35.900 FAFO I

00:11:36.440 guess it

00:11:36.700 doesn't

00:11:36.900 matter

00:11:37.160 right

00:11:37.680 yeah

00:11:39.180 that's

00:11:40.080 that's the

00:11:40.440 whole fucking

00:11:40.880 point here

00:11:41.400 yeah

00:11:41.820 bloody

00:11:42.640 Canadian

00:11:43.140 stoners

00:11:43.660 you know

00:11:44.100 it

00:11:44.320 absolutely

00:11:45.420 not even

00:11:47.520 a question

00:11:48.140 on that

00:11:48.740 yep

00:11:49.880 that's what

00:11:50.600 keeps me

00:11:50.980 out of

00:11:51.220 jail

00:11:51.500 absolutely

00:11:52.600 it is

00:11:53.500 makes

00:11:56.080 this

00:11:56.400 definitely

00:11:57.380 pretty

00:11:57.840 punchy

00:11:58.440 other

00:11:59.320 people

00:11:59.820 save

00:12:02.180 them

00:12:02.480 from

00:12:02.820 me

00:12:03.400 so

00:12:05.300 Jason

00:12:05.800 Jason

00:12:06.900 nobody cares

00:12:07.820 no one

00:12:08.180 ever did

00:12:08.660 no

00:12:09.400 exactly

00:12:09.800 screw

00:12:10.560 no one

00:12:12.700 cares

00:12:13.140 I mean look

00:12:13.720 at this

00:12:13.960 country

00:12:14.240 right

00:12:14.740 kind of

00:12:15.560 shows

00:12:15.840 is

00:12:18.960 Yui in

00:12:19.460 the chat

00:12:19.920 Yui's in

00:12:20.560 the chat

00:12:21.080 what's up

00:12:21.860 Yui

00:12:22.120 good morning

00:12:23.480 everybody

00:12:24.000 just see

00:12:24.540 Island Jason

00:12:25.060 saying

00:12:25.500 good morning

00:12:26.160 Yui

00:12:26.460 yeah it's

00:12:27.060 like what

00:12:27.440 time is it

00:12:27.960 for him

00:12:28.420 it's not

00:12:29.340 morning for

00:12:29.880 him

00:12:30.140 is it

00:12:31.240 no it's

00:12:33.240 probably like

00:12:33.640 dinner time

00:12:34.140 or something

00:12:34.540 I don't

00:12:34.840 know

00:12:35.140 oh you like

00:12:36.140 the apron

00:12:36.640 thanks

00:12:37.400 who else

00:12:39.000 is here

00:12:39.380 so guys

00:12:40.140 there's a

00:12:41.820 bunch of

00:12:42.120 people here

00:12:42.540 actually

00:12:42.980 there we go

00:12:45.720 in the chat

00:12:48.780 we got like

00:12:49.240 Island Jason

00:12:49.920 we got

00:12:50.520 Becca

00:12:52.100 Fackham

00:12:52.600 I like that

00:12:53.580 that's a

00:12:53.980 fucking

00:12:54.200 wicked

00:12:54.460 name

00:12:55.160 yeah I

00:12:57.100 like that

00:12:57.500 that's

00:12:57.720 fun

00:12:58.100 Sourlander

00:13:00.060 I guarantee

00:13:01.520 you whenever

00:13:02.160 Sarah gets

00:13:02.860 arrested she

00:13:03.600 will be

00:13:03.940 released just

00:13:04.600 a few

00:13:04.940 hours later

00:13:05.560 yes

00:13:07.460 absolutely

00:13:09.360 I will

00:13:09.840 drive anybody

00:13:10.880 that kidnaps

00:13:11.540 me fucking

00:13:12.120 crazy

00:13:12.640 totally

00:13:13.420 100%

00:13:14.820 your mom

00:13:16.900 didn't hug

00:13:17.260 you enough

00:13:17.740 do you want

00:13:18.340 to talk

00:13:18.580 about it

00:13:19.060 shut up

00:13:24.460 cat

00:13:24.800 Jesus

00:13:25.460 give

00:13:27.000 cooter

00:13:27.340 some love

00:13:28.080 no

00:13:28.760 my cat's

00:13:29.600 in heat

00:13:29.960 so she's

00:13:30.520 like

00:13:30.820 oh that's

00:13:32.920 Sarah

00:13:33.180 is it

00:13:33.640 all right

00:13:34.660 it's Tom

00:13:35.420 Sarah

00:13:35.760 is that

00:13:36.080 Rebecca

00:13:36.420 Rebecca

00:13:37.100 fucking

00:13:37.800 Sarah

00:13:38.420 Sarah knows

00:13:40.940 if I get

00:13:42.300 kidnapped

00:13:42.580 they are

00:13:43.080 going to

00:13:43.460 put me

00:13:43.860 back

00:13:44.220 they're

00:13:45.020 going to

00:13:45.220 drop me

00:13:45.500 off on

00:13:45.740 the side

00:13:46.040 of the

00:13:46.220 road

00:13:46.440 they're

00:13:46.860 probably

00:13:47.080 going to

00:13:47.300 pay

00:13:47.560 somebody

00:13:47.900 to take

00:13:48.280 me

00:13:48.400 back

00:13:48.780 I think

00:13:49.440 the chances

00:13:49.960 are 50-50

00:13:50.800 in my

00:13:51.220 case

00:13:51.600 I mean

00:13:52.740 my autism

00:13:53.440 might annoy

00:13:54.240 them just

00:13:54.820 enough

00:13:55.220 it's either

00:13:56.600 that or

00:13:56.960 they'll just

00:13:57.260 beat the fuck

00:13:57.780 out of me

00:13:58.200 whichever

00:13:59.020 just beat

00:14:00.640 the fuck

00:14:01.000 out of me

00:14:01.960 seriously

00:14:04.680 y'all

00:14:06.760 I mean

00:14:07.920 there's a good

00:14:08.380 chance on that

00:14:09.100 one

00:14:09.380 I guess so

00:14:10.820 yeah

00:14:11.100 I mean

00:14:11.520 I'm not

00:14:11.920 I'm not

00:14:12.420 going to

00:14:12.680 disagree

00:14:13.000 with you

00:14:13.520 I feel

00:14:13.960 like

00:14:14.220 yeah

00:14:15.080 you know

00:14:15.720 it almost

00:14:16.140 happened

00:14:16.500 once

00:14:16.900 you almost

00:14:18.080 got kidnapped

00:14:18.520 well no

00:14:19.680 I just

00:14:19.960 almost got

00:14:20.460 beat down

00:14:20.800 by police

00:14:21.380 oh

00:14:22.340 yeah

00:14:23.120 see

00:14:23.540 surprisingly

00:14:24.700 I got

00:14:25.560 nailed on

00:14:25.980 a drunken

00:14:26.340 public

00:14:26.740 I know

00:14:27.960 you're

00:14:28.140 shocked

00:14:28.440 surprisingly

00:14:29.660 yeah

00:14:30.800 it's like

00:14:31.400 you'd never

00:14:31.940 guess that

00:14:32.560 this guy

00:14:33.120 would be

00:14:33.780 drunk

00:14:34.020 in public

00:14:34.480 right

00:14:34.840 um

00:14:36.300 but yeah

00:14:37.500 they got

00:14:38.720 me

00:14:38.960 and they

00:14:39.800 brought me

00:14:40.140 into the

00:14:40.440 station

00:14:40.780 and I

00:14:42.200 this is

00:14:43.040 a this

00:14:43.540 is a prime

00:14:44.040 example

00:14:44.520 of what

00:14:45.140 not

00:14:45.580 to do

00:14:46.320 when you

00:14:47.820 get picked

00:14:48.240 up on a

00:14:48.680 drunken

00:14:48.920 public

00:14:49.280 folks

00:14:49.680 okay

00:14:50.100 so keep

00:14:50.540 this in

00:14:50.860 mind

00:14:51.040 next time

00:14:51.460 you're

00:14:51.600 drunken

00:14:51.880 in public

00:14:52.360 for sure

00:14:53.220 listen to

00:14:53.680 Johnny

00:14:53.980 yes

00:14:54.660 right

00:14:55.040 this is

00:14:55.340 going to be

00:14:55.620 advice with

00:14:56.120 Johnny

00:14:56.420 it should

00:14:56.720 be really

00:14:57.100 fucking

00:14:57.420 rich

00:14:57.800 yeah

00:14:58.280 right

00:14:58.580 this is

00:14:59.080 tips from

00:14:59.780 the tipster

00:15:00.240 we'll call

00:15:00.760 it

00:15:00.900 um

00:15:02.460 so I

00:15:03.060 got into

00:15:03.840 the

00:15:04.180 into the

00:15:04.840 headquarters

00:15:05.240 and they

00:15:06.480 they set

00:15:07.020 me up

00:15:07.300 in my

00:15:07.560 room

00:15:07.800 a lovely

00:15:09.020 little

00:15:09.340 four by

00:15:09.840 six with

00:15:10.460 a metal

00:15:11.180 slab

00:15:11.600 for a bed

00:15:12.140 and I

00:15:13.440 thought to

00:15:13.740 myself

00:15:14.000 I don't

00:15:14.940 want to

00:15:15.960 sleep

00:15:16.320 on said

00:15:17.880 metal slab

00:15:18.580 okay

00:15:19.680 so I

00:15:20.880 started

00:15:21.300 racking

00:15:21.680 my brain

00:15:22.260 on how

00:15:23.520 I could

00:15:23.840 get a

00:15:24.120 bed

00:15:24.320 so I

00:15:26.640 only came

00:15:27.120 up with

00:15:27.440 one possible

00:15:28.220 option

00:15:28.680 and that

00:15:29.520 is that

00:15:29.980 I know

00:15:30.540 that if

00:15:31.620 you appear

00:15:32.500 maybe just

00:15:33.260 a little

00:15:33.620 bit

00:15:33.940 suicidal

00:15:34.700 that they

00:15:35.960 have to

00:15:36.340 take you

00:15:36.620 to the

00:15:36.820 hospital

00:15:37.300 and if

00:15:38.300 there's

00:15:38.480 something I

00:15:38.900 know about

00:15:39.200 the hospital

00:15:39.820 is they

00:15:40.680 have beds

00:15:41.360 so my

00:15:44.920 fucking goat

00:15:45.640 like brain

00:15:46.280 decided that's

00:15:48.620 what we're

00:15:48.960 gonna do

00:15:49.460 so I took

00:15:51.060 my shirt

00:15:51.460 off put

00:15:52.540 it around

00:15:52.860 my neck

00:15:53.280 and pretended

00:15:53.780 to tie it

00:15:54.300 to the

00:15:54.480 bars

00:15:54.760 okay

00:15:56.660 step one

00:15:58.360 complete

00:15:58.820 and working

00:16:00.080 like a

00:16:00.460 fucking charm

00:16:01.080 they were

00:16:01.480 down to

00:16:01.980 my cell

00:16:02.400 door

00:16:02.720 like that

00:16:03.740 okay

00:16:04.760 so

00:16:06.660 from there

00:16:08.780 they removed

00:16:09.420 my belt

00:16:10.040 my shoelaces

00:16:10.960 and anything

00:16:11.580 else that

00:16:12.320 could be

00:16:12.800 used as

00:16:14.020 anything like

00:16:14.900 that

00:16:15.180 and then

00:16:16.520 they took

00:16:16.880 me out

00:16:17.240 of the

00:16:17.480 cell

00:16:17.740 and put

00:16:18.140 me in

00:16:18.380 a car

00:16:18.760 and started

00:16:19.240 driving me

00:16:19.840 to the

00:16:20.080 hospital

00:16:20.420 and there

00:16:20.920 I was

00:16:21.320 in the

00:16:21.560 back

00:16:21.840 all fucking

00:16:22.400 giddy

00:16:22.800 because I'm

00:16:23.260 like yeah

00:16:23.940 my plan

00:16:24.800 is working

00:16:25.340 then I get

00:16:27.620 to the

00:16:27.820 hospital

00:16:28.220 they get me

00:16:30.120 in the room

00:16:30.420 with the

00:16:30.660 doctor

00:16:30.940 I know

00:16:32.760 what he's

00:16:33.020 doing

00:16:33.300 okay

00:16:34.360 I'm very

00:16:35.560 aware

00:16:35.880 like I'm

00:16:36.440 drunk but

00:16:37.280 I'm not

00:16:37.540 that drunk

00:16:38.080 so now

00:16:39.700 I start

00:16:40.020 thinking in

00:16:40.420 my head

00:16:40.720 I'm like

00:16:40.960 well fuck

00:16:41.640 I can't

00:16:42.880 I can't

00:16:43.460 lean into

00:16:43.980 this

00:16:44.380 because then

00:16:46.200 they're gonna

00:16:46.460 keep me for

00:16:47.080 like fucking

00:16:47.600 three days

00:16:48.260 or something

00:16:48.800 72 hours

00:16:49.840 yeah right

00:16:52.940 whereas these

00:16:53.540 cocksuckers are

00:16:54.280 gonna let me

00:16:54.720 out in 12

00:16:55.260 so I'm like

00:16:56.840 huh fuck

00:16:57.660 how do I

00:16:58.080 work this

00:16:58.660 so as he's

00:16:59.900 asking me all

00:17:00.440 my questions

00:17:01.020 I just lean

00:17:01.660 into the

00:17:01.980 doctor and I

00:17:02.540 say doc

00:17:02.960 look I'm

00:17:04.080 gonna level

00:17:04.440 with you

00:17:04.840 okay

00:17:05.660 I am

00:17:07.900 not suicidal

00:17:08.780 I did

00:17:09.560 you know

00:17:09.940 and my

00:17:10.260 life is

00:17:10.660 okay

00:17:11.040 I'm good

00:17:11.700 with it

00:17:12.160 it's like

00:17:12.900 I just

00:17:14.160 I don't

00:17:15.180 I just

00:17:15.740 need a

00:17:16.040 bed man

00:17:16.560 just

00:17:17.460 can I

00:17:17.940 have a

00:17:18.180 bed

00:17:18.400 and immediately

00:17:20.840 the doctor

00:17:21.420 tells me

00:17:22.020 no

00:17:23.400 he's like

00:17:25.860 you're gonna

00:17:26.140 have to go

00:17:26.480 back with

00:17:26.840 them

00:17:27.080 so

00:17:28.860 there's

00:17:30.020 fuck up

00:17:30.400 number one

00:17:31.000 okay

00:17:31.780 here comes

00:17:33.480 fuck up

00:17:33.960 number two

00:17:34.600 I told

00:17:36.820 the doctor

00:17:37.440 that I

00:17:37.860 couldn't go

00:17:38.360 back with

00:17:38.900 them

00:17:39.180 and he

00:17:40.420 asked me

00:17:40.860 why and I

00:17:41.460 said because

00:17:41.900 they will

00:17:42.320 abuse me

00:17:43.080 oh no

00:17:44.320 you're an

00:17:45.680 idiot

00:17:45.720 so it turns

00:17:46.220 out in

00:17:46.900 this situation

00:17:47.760 there really

00:17:49.460 isn't doctor

00:17:50.160 patient

00:17:50.580 confidentiality

00:17:51.700 no you're

00:17:52.340 an idiot

00:17:52.680 yeah no

00:17:53.580 totally

00:17:54.040 I learned

00:17:56.920 I learned

00:17:57.600 this because

00:17:58.240 after the

00:17:58.960 doctor left

00:17:59.620 the room

00:18:00.040 the next

00:18:00.400 person to

00:18:00.860 come in

00:18:01.240 the room

00:18:01.640 was a

00:18:02.440 police

00:18:02.760 officer

00:18:03.220 who

00:18:04.060 then grabbed

00:18:05.100 me by the

00:18:05.680 throat

00:18:05.940 and put

00:18:06.340 me against

00:18:06.760 the wall

00:18:07.200 and said

00:18:08.540 we're gonna

00:18:08.900 abuse you

00:18:09.460 are we

00:18:09.900 and it was

00:18:12.440 at that

00:18:12.780 moment

00:18:13.060 I knew

00:18:13.780 I fucked

00:18:15.180 up

00:18:15.560 yeah you

00:18:16.780 were in

00:18:17.080 trouble then

00:18:17.620 yeah

00:18:18.400 yeah

00:18:19.020 so

00:18:19.780 don't do

00:18:20.980 that

00:18:21.240 don't do

00:18:22.560 that

00:18:22.840 just take

00:18:23.700 your metal

00:18:24.040 slab

00:18:24.360 or try not

00:18:25.820 to be drunk

00:18:26.300 in public

00:18:26.740 that works

00:18:27.260 too

00:18:27.520 that one's

00:18:31.940 a little

00:18:32.160 harder

00:18:32.500 that one's

00:18:33.060 a little

00:18:33.280 harder

00:18:33.620 yeah

00:18:34.400 easier for

00:18:36.180 me now

00:18:36.560 because I

00:18:36.900 don't drink

00:18:37.480 but

00:18:37.820 you know

00:18:38.980 there was

00:18:39.380 a time

00:18:39.840 there was

00:18:41.540 a time

00:18:41.940 where I

00:18:42.780 was like

00:18:43.120 Ron White

00:18:43.680 you know

00:18:44.020 that little

00:18:44.520 that one

00:18:46.020 bit that

00:18:46.400 he does

00:18:46.900 trying to

00:18:49.480 remember

00:18:49.720 what are you

00:18:52.240 doing

00:18:52.520 it's not

00:18:54.240 a big

00:18:54.460 enough

00:18:54.680 bowl

00:18:55.100 I need

00:18:56.120 a bigger

00:18:56.360 bowl

00:18:56.760 I need

00:18:59.640 a bigger

00:18:59.940 bowl

00:19:00.280 carry on

00:19:03.240 keep talking

00:19:03.700 I'm listening

00:19:04.080 anyway

00:19:04.620 anyway

00:19:05.160 but yeah

00:19:05.720 I'm like

00:19:06.500 that Ron

00:19:06.900 White skit

00:19:07.380 where he's

00:19:07.720 like talking

00:19:08.160 about how

00:19:08.580 many times

00:19:09.020 he's been

00:19:09.380 arrested

00:19:09.980 for drunk

00:19:10.860 in public

00:19:11.300 and they

00:19:11.860 have to go

00:19:12.140 to NASA

00:19:12.600 and get

00:19:13.360 that all

00:19:13.700 set up

00:19:14.440 yeah

00:19:17.500 that's

00:19:17.800 that's a

00:19:18.120 good point

00:19:18.640 Sourlander

00:19:19.440 I should

00:19:20.260 be happy

00:19:20.780 it's so

00:19:21.580 long ago

00:19:22.000 otherwise

00:19:22.400 it'd be

00:19:22.860 in made

00:19:24.300 right

00:19:25.560 oh they

00:19:26.200 probably

00:19:26.480 would have

00:19:26.740 just

00:19:26.920 mated me

00:19:27.420 right away

00:19:27.980 doctor

00:19:29.120 would have

00:19:29.320 been like

00:19:29.660 yeah

00:19:29.940 we got

00:19:30.340 a bed

00:19:30.580 for you

00:19:32.020 yeah

00:19:32.880 you come

00:19:36.560 with us

00:19:37.340 we'll hook

00:19:39.140 you right

00:19:39.560 up

00:19:39.960 good long

00:19:41.200 sleep

00:19:41.960 so stupid

00:19:43.600 yeah it

00:19:44.660 is

00:19:44.920 what a

00:19:45.220 stupid

00:19:45.520 apple

00:19:46.060 in here

00:19:46.480 today

00:19:46.900 do I

00:19:48.820 want an

00:19:49.140 apple

00:19:49.400 in my

00:19:49.680 coleslaw

00:19:50.180 why would

00:19:51.600 you put

00:19:51.900 an apple

00:19:52.320 in

00:19:52.500 what

00:19:52.840 is that

00:19:54.460 a thing

00:19:54.940 yeah

00:19:55.680 are you

00:19:56.000 weirdo

00:19:56.540 what

00:19:57.740 I'm the

00:19:58.720 fucking

00:19:59.000 weirdo

00:19:59.340 you want

00:19:59.640 to put

00:19:59.860 apples

00:20:00.200 in coleslaw

00:20:00.860 yes

00:20:02.000 who puts

00:20:03.360 apples

00:20:03.700 in coleslaw

00:20:04.540 what

00:20:05.480 I've

00:20:07.600 never

00:20:07.800 heard of

00:20:08.160 this

00:20:08.480 you're

00:20:09.840 weird

00:20:10.240 well

00:20:11.100 okay

00:20:12.420 so

00:20:13.100 I don't

00:20:13.800 have a

00:20:14.080 defense

00:20:14.360 for that

00:20:14.800 but

00:20:15.360 okay

00:20:18.200 apparently

00:20:18.740 apparently

00:20:19.340 Sarah says

00:20:19.880 yes

00:20:20.120 apple

00:20:20.400 is good

00:20:20.780 the two

00:20:21.200 Sarah's

00:20:21.560 are against

00:20:21.940 me

00:20:22.220 I've

00:20:23.620 never

00:20:23.880 heard of

00:20:24.200 this

00:20:24.380 apples

00:20:24.760 in a

00:20:25.060 coleslaw

00:20:25.440 thing

00:20:25.800 I do

00:20:29.600 know you

00:20:29.960 don't

00:20:30.260 you don't

00:20:30.820 want to

00:20:31.060 put mustard

00:20:31.560 in it

00:20:32.200 no wait

00:20:35.940 no actually

00:20:36.920 no I got

00:20:37.620 that mixed

00:20:38.000 up again

00:20:38.480 see this

00:20:38.900 is what

00:20:39.140 I worked

00:20:39.500 a fish and

00:20:39.920 chip place

00:20:40.340 once

00:20:40.600 and I

00:20:42.540 so I guess

00:20:43.060 it is mustard

00:20:43.700 that goes

00:20:44.080 in the coleslaw

00:20:44.700 but I put

00:20:45.300 the mustard

00:20:45.720 in the tartar

00:20:46.340 sauce

00:20:46.660 that's what

00:20:47.100 it was

00:20:47.460 that was

00:20:50.460 not very

00:20:50.820 good by

00:20:51.300 the way

00:20:51.580 that was

00:20:54.100 left a

00:20:54.440 lovely note

00:20:54.960 says not

00:20:56.000 to do it

00:20:56.360 again

00:20:56.680 I need

00:20:59.100 a bigger

00:20:59.460 kitchen

00:21:00.220 I just

00:21:03.740 need somebody

00:21:04.220 who knows

00:21:04.600 what they're

00:21:04.920 doing in

00:21:05.420 a kitchen

00:21:05.840 whatever

00:21:13.280 no not

00:21:15.060 whatever

00:21:15.500 yeah no

00:21:16.220 it's whatever

00:21:16.780 let's get

00:21:17.400 her done

00:21:17.720 finding out

00:21:19.240 no no

00:21:20.420 one's gonna

00:21:21.000 listen

00:21:21.820 hard no

00:21:23.500 I think

00:21:25.400 there should

00:21:25.760 be a chat

00:21:26.320 a vote

00:21:27.120 in the chat

00:21:27.720 we're not

00:21:30.740 voting

00:21:31.200 it's not

00:21:34.340 it's not

00:21:35.720 debatable

00:21:36.180 yeah

00:21:37.040 07's in

00:21:38.540 the chat

00:21:38.900 to see

00:21:39.220 Sarah's

00:21:39.560 ass

00:21:39.820 let's go

00:21:40.500 get fucked

00:21:43.500 you guys

00:21:45.280 are lucky

00:21:45.600 you see

00:21:45.940 cleavage

00:21:46.360 on Thursdays

00:21:47.500 dicks

00:21:49.420 oh my

00:21:52.800 god

00:21:53.640 we're

00:21:53.880 returning

00:21:54.180 dicks

00:21:55.000 put your

00:21:57.220 oh yeah

00:21:58.040 maybe

00:21:58.360 that is

00:22:01.380 a maybe

00:22:01.720 that is

00:22:02.700 a maybe

00:22:03.020 wonder if

00:22:03.880 I can

00:22:04.140 get away

00:22:05.260 with playing

00:22:05.920 stuff

00:22:06.520 uh

00:22:09.020 what is she

00:22:10.840 saying here

00:22:11.760 who

00:22:12.780 Sarah McCune

00:22:13.460 saying uh

00:22:14.180 the kitchen

00:22:14.580 is not

00:22:15.040 too small

00:22:15.880 the bloody

00:22:16.700 stove

00:22:17.300 is too

00:22:17.860 big

00:22:18.400 oh

00:22:20.360 well yeah

00:22:20.960 that and I

00:22:21.520 just don't

00:22:21.820 have enough

00:22:22.120 counter space

00:22:22.780 I just need

00:22:23.160 more counter

00:22:23.540 space

00:22:23.840 I just don't

00:22:24.220 like having

00:22:24.560 a small

00:22:24.880 counter

00:22:25.220 I hate

00:22:25.700 having

00:22:26.000 not enough

00:22:26.660 prep area

00:22:27.400 because I

00:22:28.720 make a lot

00:22:29.280 of mess

00:22:30.000 I just

00:22:30.880 hate prep

00:22:31.380 period

00:22:31.860 and I'm

00:22:33.080 not a big

00:22:33.440 fan

00:22:33.700 I need a

00:22:35.400 um

00:22:35.780 I need a

00:22:37.120 prep cook

00:22:37.640 I'm very

00:22:39.620 much

00:22:39.900 standing around

00:22:40.580 behind me

00:22:41.080 cleaning up

00:22:41.720 I'm very

00:22:42.820 much just

00:22:43.440 like I'll

00:22:44.320 just take

00:22:44.720 the meat

00:22:45.120 and go

00:22:46.460 do that

00:22:46.960 don't

00:22:48.280 let me

00:22:48.860 do anything

00:22:49.420 else

00:22:49.820 I don't

00:22:50.460 like sharing

00:22:50.960 that I'm

00:22:51.720 not gonna

00:22:52.040 let anybody

00:22:52.620 else cook

00:22:53.100 in my

00:22:53.380 kitchen

00:22:53.660 so

00:22:54.260 no

00:22:55.320 well I

00:22:55.620 mean that

00:22:55.980 works

00:22:56.260 perfectly

00:22:56.880 um

00:22:57.720 because

00:22:57.880 the

00:22:58.020 fucking

00:22:58.240 ain't

00:22:58.460 cooking

00:22:58.740 anyway

00:22:59.160 that's

00:23:00.000 what I

00:23:00.180 mean

00:23:00.360 like I

00:23:00.660 want somebody

00:23:01.100 to clean

00:23:01.480 up behind

00:23:01.900 me

00:23:02.080 not cook

00:23:03.020 yeah

00:23:03.340 right

00:23:03.600 yeah

00:23:04.520 yeah I

00:23:05.900 think

00:23:06.100 cleanups

00:23:06.740 I don't know

00:23:07.560 this cleanup

00:23:08.080 is easier

00:23:08.560 to me

00:23:09.240 for some

00:23:11.520 reason your

00:23:11.940 stoves over

00:23:12.600 there are

00:23:13.140 bigger than

00:23:13.800 here in

00:23:14.260 Germany

00:23:14.620 yeah

00:23:15.920 totally

00:23:16.460 yeah well

00:23:17.260 we cook

00:23:17.680 more because

00:23:18.120 we're fat

00:23:18.520 asses

00:23:19.000 have you

00:23:19.380 have you

00:23:19.680 seen the

00:23:20.200 average

00:23:20.520 fucking

00:23:20.860 weight of

00:23:21.160 this country

00:23:21.660 no because

00:23:22.720 most of

00:23:23.160 the stuff

00:23:23.480 like when

00:23:23.840 you a lot

00:23:24.700 of the stuff

00:23:25.100 cooked in

00:23:25.460 Germany is

00:23:25.860 like in

00:23:26.180 the oven

00:23:26.640 right like

00:23:27.860 that's why

00:23:29.260 they have

00:23:30.280 bigger oven

00:23:30.840 spaces than

00:23:31.460 we do

00:23:31.920 like they

00:23:32.360 don't do a

00:23:32.760 lot of

00:23:33.040 stuff on

00:23:33.700 the cooktop

00:23:34.280 like why

00:23:34.660 would you

00:23:35.180 the size of

00:23:36.900 the oven

00:23:37.220 it's how

00:23:37.540 you use it

00:23:38.120 jesus

00:23:38.760 have mercy

00:23:39.760 what's wrong

00:23:41.020 with you

00:23:42.120 got a tiny

00:23:44.440 stove

00:23:44.840 I don't

00:23:45.260 know

00:23:45.540 you know

00:23:47.180 they say

00:23:47.500 about a guy

00:23:47.900 with a tiny

00:23:48.360 stove

00:23:48.740 speaks

00:23:51.300 oh yeah

00:23:52.880 what do they

00:23:53.580 say

00:23:53.820 I don't

00:23:54.400 know

00:23:54.860 yeah I

00:23:55.460 don't know

00:23:55.640 either

00:23:55.940 I don't

00:23:57.760 know

00:23:57.960 lots of

00:23:59.060 pizza I

00:23:59.540 guess

00:23:59.780 lots of

00:24:01.720 pizza

00:24:01.980 I'm just

00:24:02.380 gonna

00:24:02.480 yeah

00:24:03.340 okay

00:24:09.720 I love

00:24:12.140 honey crisp

00:24:12.820 apples

00:24:13.180 all right

00:24:15.100 sure

00:24:15.480 sure

00:24:17.780 he says

00:24:23.180 he always

00:24:23.800 tries to

00:24:24.420 clean

00:24:25.160 everything

00:24:25.560 straight

00:24:26.120 away

00:24:26.560 not me

00:24:28.900 I'm

00:24:29.580 actually I'm

00:24:30.040 very bad

00:24:30.540 for that

00:24:30.980 like I'll

00:24:32.820 make shit

00:24:33.280 and then I'll

00:24:34.240 just go sit

00:24:34.800 down and

00:24:35.180 eat and

00:24:36.360 then it's like

00:24:36.780 a couple hours

00:24:37.280 later I'm

00:24:37.720 looking in my

00:24:38.160 kitchen and

00:24:38.640 I'm like

00:24:38.940 fuck

00:24:39.780 yeah

00:24:40.540 100%

00:24:41.920 damn it

00:24:42.980 I like

00:24:44.880 doing

00:24:45.120 recipes that

00:24:46.460 have like

00:24:46.840 different like

00:24:47.420 that have

00:24:47.720 steps so

00:24:48.800 that I

00:24:49.680 can do

00:24:50.160 cleanup in

00:24:50.640 the middle

00:24:50.960 you know

00:24:53.020 like after the

00:24:53.700 first step

00:24:54.220 like you put

00:24:54.720 the oven and

00:24:55.500 then you do

00:24:55.840 the sides and

00:24:56.400 stuff like that

00:24:56.820 and you clean

00:24:57.200 up in between

00:24:57.780 right

00:24:58.020 yeah I

00:24:59.100 have absolutely

00:25:01.180 zero planning

00:25:02.240 skills when it

00:25:03.240 comes to making

00:25:04.040 anything and

00:25:04.760 like if I have

00:25:05.260 to make stuff

00:25:05.840 that has sides

00:25:06.580 like nothing

00:25:07.120 is ever cooked

00:25:08.020 at the same

00:25:08.640 time

00:25:09.300 yeah

00:25:11.040 yeah like I'll

00:25:13.720 have my meat

00:25:14.300 will be done

00:25:14.840 the sides are

00:25:15.940 still going or

00:25:16.680 the sides are

00:25:17.300 done and the

00:25:17.760 meat's still

00:25:18.220 going or

00:25:18.940 oh I see

00:25:19.860 okay well

00:25:20.920 like I'm

00:25:21.220 turded

00:25:21.480 basically

00:25:22.220 yeah I was

00:25:23.020 just gonna say

00:25:23.500 you just need

00:25:23.960 help in the

00:25:24.380 kitchen that's

00:25:24.920 all that's

00:25:25.280 okay

00:25:25.540 yeah like I'm

00:25:26.500 unsupervised and

00:25:27.660 it shows

00:25:28.000 yeah I guess

00:25:30.100 so oh god

00:25:31.000 this smells so

00:25:31.600 good already

00:25:32.180 fuck me gently

00:25:33.380 uncle Kenny

00:25:37.500 over there on

00:25:38.100 the fucking

00:25:38.460 twitter machine

00:25:39.160 saying all

00:25:39.720 fuck you

00:25:40.120 make me

00:25:41.000 maybe

00:25:41.780 uncle Jenny

00:25:42.840 oh

00:25:44.000 it's good

00:25:47.340 god damn it

00:25:51.140 I forgot

00:25:53.980 what'd you

00:25:55.200 forget

00:25:55.520 it needs

00:26:03.420 acid

00:26:03.880 like LSD

00:26:05.700 oh I wish

00:26:07.760 man that like

00:26:09.400 that would be

00:26:09.920 fun though

00:26:10.380 I've always

00:26:12.340 wanted to do

00:26:13.040 that to somebody

00:26:13.720 just like put

00:26:14.820 something in and

00:26:15.580 not tell them

00:26:16.240 but I was like

00:26:17.220 no that's not

00:26:18.280 nice

00:26:18.640 well this is

00:26:20.300 why it would

00:26:20.800 depend on who

00:26:21.460 it is right

00:26:22.260 like somebody

00:26:22.840 like Chris

00:26:23.360 maybe

00:26:23.720 no that's me

00:26:25.380 I would kill

00:26:25.900 you if you

00:26:26.220 did that

00:26:26.520 to me

00:26:26.780 someone did

00:26:27.200 that to me

00:26:27.500 when I was

00:26:27.860 a teenager

00:26:28.360 um well not

00:26:30.140 a teenager

00:26:30.520 that's that's a

00:26:31.400 lie like I

00:26:32.160 was 19 20

00:26:33.080 so I guess

00:26:33.640 kind of a

00:26:33.960 teenager

00:26:34.160 um I got

00:26:35.880 yeah I got

00:26:36.640 uh I got my

00:26:38.540 drink spiked

00:26:39.020 at the bar

00:26:39.460 that sucked

00:26:40.520 okay well that

00:26:41.240 whoa whoa whoa

00:26:42.000 okay

00:26:42.420 I'm not that's

00:26:43.560 not the kind

00:26:44.060 we're talking

00:26:44.540 here okay

00:26:45.260 like that's a

00:26:45.800 totally other

00:26:46.300 ball game

00:26:46.820 I'm talking

00:26:47.560 like

00:26:47.820 well no but

00:26:49.980 I'm talking

00:26:50.420 like you know

00:26:51.060 fucking

00:26:51.500 you're in a

00:26:52.600 controlled

00:26:53.060 environment

00:26:53.680 like you're

00:26:54.420 not just gonna

00:26:54.960 fucking slip

00:26:55.660 your buddy

00:26:56.040 some fucking

00:26:56.580 acid without

00:26:57.240 telling him in

00:26:57.960 the bar like

00:26:58.640 that's a

00:26:58.980 terrible fucking

00:26:59.700 place for that

00:27:00.320 it was terrible

00:27:01.160 yeah I went

00:27:02.040 into the bathroom

00:27:02.700 and all of a

00:27:03.200 sudden I was

00:27:03.560 like I was

00:27:06.260 like petting

00:27:06.860 the walls

00:27:07.660 yeah right

00:27:08.440 no where am

00:27:10.200 I what am I

00:27:10.760 doing so

00:27:12.260 weird it's

00:27:13.600 never a good

00:27:14.040 time yeah

00:27:15.480 thank god the

00:27:16.340 banker knew me

00:27:17.420 because he was

00:27:18.360 like we need to

00:27:20.180 get you out of

00:27:20.680 here and I was

00:27:21.200 like I don't

00:27:21.520 know what's

00:27:21.820 happening I

00:27:23.420 never had

00:27:23.940 Molly all right

00:27:25.940 yeah that that

00:27:26.740 yeah that stuff

00:27:27.420 it wasn't Molly

00:27:28.220 though back

00:27:28.660 then what was

00:27:29.220 it um

00:27:30.300 ecstasy

00:27:30.840 MDMA

00:27:31.680 MDMA

00:27:32.860 ecstasy

00:27:33.380 whatever

00:27:33.900 same shit

00:27:35.960 really

00:27:36.420 it was not

00:27:38.660 a good time

00:27:43.580 because I

00:27:43.960 I didn't

00:27:44.600 see that's the

00:27:45.540 thing like if

00:27:46.020 I if I was to

00:27:47.060 do something

00:27:47.580 like that like

00:27:48.200 it would have

00:27:48.580 to be somebody

00:27:49.100 that's already

00:27:49.580 had that for

00:27:50.520 one because

00:27:51.920 like I'm

00:27:52.200 I'm thinking

00:27:52.580 like Donald

00:27:53.300 best story there

00:27:54.080 about that cop

00:27:54.740 that put the

00:27:55.180 acid in the

00:27:55.720 coffee that that

00:27:56.520 was kind of

00:27:56.940 funny

00:27:57.220 um but

00:27:58.040 it would have

00:27:58.660 to be like

00:27:59.440 I mean it

00:28:02.860 would be super

00:28:03.560 funny with

00:28:04.060 somebody who's

00:28:04.500 never done it

00:28:05.120 because they'd

00:28:05.420 have absolutely

00:28:06.020 no idea what's

00:28:06.820 going on which

00:28:07.440 would make that

00:28:07.900 really funny but

00:28:08.760 at the same time

00:28:10.040 it's also really

00:28:10.760 not funny

00:28:11.620 I gave a whole

00:28:14.580 bunch of people

00:28:15.060 when I worked

00:28:16.180 at a restaurant

00:28:16.720 we all did

00:28:18.980 mushrooms one

00:28:19.580 night at

00:28:20.240 work

00:28:20.540 you want to

00:28:24.360 talk about a

00:28:24.900 good time

00:28:25.300 that was

00:28:25.880 fun

00:28:26.220 some people

00:28:27.180 knew and

00:28:27.760 then some

00:28:28.120 people didn't

00:28:28.860 know

00:28:29.860 yeah I think

00:28:31.740 mushrooms would

00:28:33.140 be easier to

00:28:33.820 deal with

00:28:34.320 than like

00:28:35.220 because LSD

00:28:35.960 is a little

00:28:36.380 intense

00:28:37.060 yeah I mean

00:28:39.140 either way

00:28:39.960 it's definitely

00:28:41.600 something you

00:28:42.280 want to let

00:28:42.940 the person

00:28:43.480 know

00:28:44.340 yeah

00:28:45.220 yeah

00:28:45.720 brace yourself

00:28:47.120 yeah or

00:28:49.140 yeah I mean

00:28:49.980 that's the

00:28:50.300 other one

00:28:50.600 I just think

00:28:52.020 that's kind

00:28:52.300 of mean but

00:28:52.840 I'm also

00:28:53.600 I mean it

00:28:54.720 it is a little

00:28:55.660 bit like I

00:28:56.300 that's kind of

00:28:57.040 how I got it

00:28:57.740 the first time

00:28:58.340 I wasn't

00:28:58.800 really told

00:28:59.880 I'm not

00:29:00.760 going to pretend

00:29:01.200 like you're

00:29:01.600 nice either

00:29:02.360 yeah no but

00:29:04.120 I wasn't told

00:29:05.140 what it was

00:29:05.660 the first time

00:29:06.360 it was just

00:29:07.560 it was my

00:29:07.980 sister she

00:29:08.780 just handed

00:29:09.260 it to me

00:29:09.800 and was like

00:29:10.240 here take

00:29:10.760 this

00:29:11.120 I was like

00:29:12.180 oh

00:29:12.580 right

00:29:14.440 it's a bad

00:29:15.140 idea

00:29:15.480 it's a bad

00:29:16.140 idea

00:29:16.880 I see

00:29:18.660 okay

00:29:20.740 now what

00:29:22.640 are you doing

00:29:23.040 sorry I'm

00:29:25.440 distracted for

00:29:26.040 one second

00:29:26.640 I'm distracted

00:29:30.960 as we as we

00:29:34.600 just watch

00:29:35.140 Sarah cook

00:29:35.840 I'd say we

00:29:38.780 could watch

00:29:39.160 me cook but

00:29:39.880 I don't so

00:29:40.820 no

00:29:41.680 like I think

00:29:42.480 tonight will

00:29:42.960 probably be a

00:29:44.280 pizza night

00:29:44.960 maybe

00:29:45.380 maybe some

00:29:46.760 of that

00:29:46.980 popcorn chicken

00:29:47.740 I got in

00:29:48.160 the freezer

00:29:48.900 I don't know

00:29:49.440 yet but

00:29:50.060 it ain't gonna

00:29:51.180 be good

00:29:51.640 I'll tell you

00:29:52.320 that

00:29:52.740 it's not

00:29:53.540 gonna be tasty

00:29:54.420 no

00:29:55.160 well I mean

00:29:56.000 it might be

00:29:56.360 tasty because

00:29:56.940 if I get the

00:29:57.380 pizza that's

00:29:57.900 good

00:29:58.120 I think I'm

00:30:05.520 good

00:30:05.780 is it

00:30:08.740 gonna fit

00:30:09.240 oh I'm

00:30:10.740 gonna make

00:30:11.160 it fit

00:30:11.660 look at

00:30:11.880 that

00:30:12.020 gorgeous

00:30:12.780 oh my

00:30:14.180 yeah

00:30:14.460 but this

00:30:16.240 is gonna

00:30:16.500 be so

00:30:17.040 fucking good

00:30:17.780 in those

00:30:18.080 carnitas

00:30:18.580 once upon a

00:30:20.520 merry time

00:30:21.860 a million years

00:30:22.840 ago

00:30:23.220 a group of

00:30:24.760 us took

00:30:25.360 ecstasy

00:30:25.940 during a

00:30:26.660 shift

00:30:27.000 at tech

00:30:28.100 support

00:30:28.580 that would

00:30:32.720 be fun

00:30:33.100 yeah I

00:30:33.980 can't say

00:30:34.320 much I did

00:30:34.800 I did so

00:30:35.340 I worked

00:30:35.800 call center

00:30:36.540 for a

00:30:37.800 cell phone

00:30:38.240 company

00:30:38.620 that was

00:30:40.060 interesting

00:30:41.300 times

00:30:41.780 interesting

00:30:42.460 times

00:30:42.920 I'm surprised

00:30:46.280 I didn't get

00:30:46.700 fired from that

00:30:47.540 job

00:30:47.840 like I ended

00:30:48.580 up quitting

00:30:49.040 but I

00:30:50.340 should have

00:30:50.640 been fired

00:30:51.080 probably

00:30:51.700 I used to

00:30:53.860 transfer people

00:30:55.420 to the

00:30:56.080 Spanish

00:30:56.440 departments

00:30:57.060 because they

00:30:59.140 pissed me

00:30:59.620 off

00:30:59.980 okay

00:31:01.980 what is

00:31:03.140 in there

00:31:03.840 what do you

00:31:05.940 got in there

00:31:06.420 what was

00:31:07.100 that

00:31:07.320 that's the

00:31:07.680 coleslaw

00:31:08.100 oh that's

00:31:09.020 the coleslaw

00:31:09.540 I've still

00:31:12.760 I've never

00:31:13.260 heard of

00:31:13.580 anybody

00:31:13.900 putting apples

00:31:14.600 in coleslaw

00:31:15.560 well sucks

00:31:17.500 that you're

00:31:18.260 not going to

00:31:18.600 get strawberry

00:31:18.960 coleslaw

00:31:19.280 then I

00:31:19.560 guess

00:31:19.880 I wanted

00:31:21.520 to tell

00:31:21.920 you

00:31:22.440 sorry

00:31:23.240 you suck

00:31:23.700 yeah

00:31:24.620 oh why

00:31:26.480 did I

00:31:26.780 have you

00:31:27.120 on

00:31:27.320 why did

00:31:29.280 I agree

00:31:29.620 to this

00:31:30.020 apparently I

00:31:31.420 just wanted

00:31:31.720 to get

00:31:31.960 made fun

00:31:32.340 of by

00:31:32.640 Sarah

00:31:32.900 for

00:31:33.240 well

00:31:33.780 that's

00:31:34.200 what happens

00:31:34.780 Sarah and

00:31:36.140 Johnny

00:31:36.460 so what

00:31:37.060 did you

00:31:37.280 expect

00:31:37.740 that it

00:31:38.040 was going

00:31:38.280 to be

00:31:38.440 a Johnny

00:31:38.800 without

00:31:39.040 a Sarah

00:31:39.440 yeah

00:31:40.420 yeah I

00:31:41.200 guess

00:31:41.540 if you

00:31:45.120 want me

00:31:45.460 to be

00:31:45.720 nice

00:31:46.080 you have

00:31:46.480 to tell

00:31:46.720 me

00:31:46.860 ahead of

00:31:47.120 no I

00:31:47.420 don't

00:31:47.740 no I

00:31:49.620 would

00:31:49.920 rather you

00:31:50.300 not be

00:31:50.680 nice

00:31:51.060 well that

00:31:55.620 and I

00:31:55.840 just feel

00:31:56.280 that it's

00:31:56.640 just more

00:31:57.000 entertaining

00:31:57.460 this way

00:31:58.260 well yeah

00:32:01.820 spiciness

00:32:02.380 sells

00:32:02.760 right

00:32:03.780 yeah

00:32:05.280 yeah

00:32:05.840 get spicy

00:32:06.560 like look

00:32:12.580 a fairy

00:32:13.000 fairy's always

00:32:13.660 spicy and we

00:32:14.320 love him

00:32:14.860 that is

00:32:19.260 true

00:32:19.700 seeing if

00:32:20.700 there's

00:32:20.900 anything

00:32:21.100 going on

00:32:21.660 on the

00:32:21.920 twitter

00:32:22.120 machine

00:32:22.520 at the

00:32:22.800 moment

00:32:23.100 is there

00:32:24.100 anything

00:32:24.300 happening

00:32:24.980 I don't

00:32:26.000 know

00:32:26.340 Brett

00:32:27.000 Hurt is

00:32:27.500 trending in

00:32:28.080 Canada for

00:32:28.640 some reason

00:32:29.220 what the

00:32:29.620 fuck

00:32:29.960 why

00:32:33.240 Brett

00:32:34.920 Hurt didn't

00:32:35.360 die did

00:32:35.820 he

00:32:36.400 probably

00:32:37.760 not

00:32:38.220 wait

00:32:39.280 didn't he

00:32:40.480 die

00:32:40.760 wait a

00:32:41.200 second

00:32:41.440 no he's

00:32:42.420 still alive

00:32:42.800 the rest of

00:32:43.240 his family's

00:32:43.820 pretty much

00:32:44.220 dead but

00:32:44.760 why the

00:32:47.820 fuck is

00:32:48.160 he even

00:32:48.540 fucking

00:32:48.840 true

00:32:49.020 that's

00:32:49.300 weird

00:32:49.520 nothing

00:32:52.800 good

00:32:55.300 trending

00:32:55.720 nothing

00:32:56.480 is

00:32:56.680 happening

00:32:57.000 all right

00:32:57.700 nothing good

00:32:58.600 anyway

00:32:59.060 apparently

00:32:59.700 Canada is

00:33:00.280 not broken

00:33:00.820 is trending

00:33:01.260 what the

00:33:01.660 fuck are you

00:33:02.120 retarded

00:33:02.600 oh I feel

00:33:03.960 like that

00:33:04.280 might be

00:33:04.660 fake

00:33:05.040 like they

00:33:05.540 might be

00:33:05.860 that's a

00:33:06.360 what is that

00:33:06.740 called like a

00:33:07.180 boss or

00:33:07.540 whatever it

00:33:07.900 is

00:33:08.300 hold on

00:33:10.000 Pierre lies

00:33:12.400 Canadians

00:33:13.140 every day

00:33:13.820 Canada is

00:33:14.720 not broken

00:33:15.300 we live in the

00:33:15.860 best country on

00:33:16.520 the planet

00:33:16.940 thanks what

00:33:17.760 the fuck

00:33:18.360 yeah I think

00:33:20.600 it's all the

00:33:21.060 fucking

00:33:21.320 Trudeau

00:33:21.760 bots

00:33:22.100 yeah totally

00:33:23.960 because this

00:33:25.580 country is

00:33:26.040 broken as

00:33:26.480 fuck

00:33:26.820 yes

00:33:28.400 um

00:33:29.400 oh there

00:33:31.380 it is

00:33:31.760 found it

00:33:33.220 I mean we've

00:33:34.360 got a health

00:33:34.860 care system

00:33:35.460 where you're

00:33:35.800 gonna fucking

00:33:36.260 die before

00:33:36.960 you see a

00:33:37.460 doctor

00:33:37.840 ridiculous

00:33:41.660 oh I keep

00:33:48.180 forgetting that

00:33:48.720 I'm just not

00:33:49.200 on a like a

00:33:50.180 FaceTime

00:33:50.800 yeah right

00:33:52.440 this is a

00:33:53.460 show

00:33:53.840 like wait a

00:33:55.120 second

00:33:55.360 I probably

00:33:56.180 I probably

00:33:57.940 shouldn't say

00:33:58.860 yeah like we

00:33:59.740 have people

00:34:00.260 watching

00:34:00.780 that's right

00:34:01.360 do karaoke

00:34:02.360 with Sarah

00:34:02.980 it could be a

00:34:03.560 I almost

00:34:04.300 forgot we're

00:34:05.040 not doing

00:34:05.560 karaoke with

00:34:06.320 Sarah

00:34:06.600 yeah karaoke

00:34:08.160 slash cooking

00:34:08.960 with Sarah

00:34:09.480 that's and

00:34:10.720 I'm just here

00:34:11.400 it's really hard

00:34:12.660 to not sing

00:34:13.360 Zeppelin

00:34:13.900 that is a fair

00:34:18.120 point though

00:34:18.520 Zeppelin is

00:34:19.020 fucking awesome

00:34:19.620 yeah how are

00:34:20.960 not supposed to

00:34:21.600 sing like

00:34:22.600 really

00:34:23.100 okay

00:34:25.860 you gotta eat

00:34:27.600 those Brussels

00:34:28.160 spreads

00:34:28.660 okay

00:34:31.400 oh my

00:34:32.860 that's killing

00:34:33.540 me right

00:34:33.880 now

00:34:34.140 what's

00:34:34.920 happening

00:34:35.200 I just

00:34:36.440 took a

00:34:36.780 fucking

00:34:37.140 pop of the

00:34:37.660 pipe there

00:34:38.040 oh

00:34:39.140 yeah

00:34:40.200 that's a

00:34:40.980 good idea

00:34:41.420 I should

00:34:41.780 do that

00:34:42.120 in one

00:34:42.520 second

00:34:42.900 I gotta

00:34:45.080 make juice

00:34:47.180 and then I

00:34:47.980 can clean

00:34:48.340 this up

00:34:48.760 but

00:34:49.200 what do you

00:34:49.820 mean make

00:34:50.240 juice

00:34:50.640 you make

00:34:51.060 juice

00:34:51.520 yes

00:34:55.600 what the

00:34:56.160 fuck

00:34:56.460 like my

00:34:57.060 juice is in

00:34:57.700 like a

00:34:57.980 tiny little

00:34:58.440 box

00:34:58.940 with a

00:34:59.860 straw

00:35:00.260 fucking

00:35:02.540 two

00:35:02.980 well no

00:35:04.220 I just

00:35:04.600 I just

00:35:05.040 steal

00:35:05.320 Connor's

00:35:05.820 from his

00:35:06.200 lunches

00:35:06.980 no I

00:35:08.100 have

00:35:08.440 two

00:35:10.920 juicers

00:35:11.400 right there

00:35:12.660 you need

00:35:13.880 two for

00:35:14.460 oh my

00:35:16.160 god

00:35:16.620 don't you

00:35:18.620 make fun

00:35:18.960 of me

00:35:19.240 well I'm

00:35:20.140 not making

00:35:20.500 fun of you

00:35:21.040 I'm just

00:35:21.480 kind of more

00:35:22.340 making fun

00:35:22.820 of me

00:35:23.300 oh

00:35:24.080 really

00:35:24.860 I got

00:35:27.420 legit

00:35:27.740 all I got

00:35:28.320 is juice

00:35:28.660 boxes

00:35:29.100 yeah

00:35:30.300 well

00:35:30.800 drank the

00:35:32.720 I need

00:35:34.260 someone to

00:35:34.600 come and

00:35:34.840 share for

00:35:35.100 my knife

00:35:35.600 there's one

00:35:36.500 from last

00:35:36.940 night

00:35:37.220 boom

00:35:38.540 crushed it

00:35:39.440 you know

00:35:40.480 that is not

00:35:41.240 juice

00:35:41.580 that's sugar

00:35:42.200 water

00:35:42.560 whatever

00:35:43.680 not whatever

00:35:45.680 same shit

00:35:46.440 to me

00:35:46.900 not

00:35:47.640 it's not

00:35:48.260 juice

00:35:48.660 sugar

00:35:50.380 water

00:35:51.060 oh this

00:35:52.080 knife is

00:35:52.480 not

00:35:52.920 fucking

00:35:53.640 sharp

00:35:54.040 unbelievable

00:35:59.940 let's try

00:36:02.440 this one

00:36:02.780 oh this

00:36:03.320 one's a

00:36:03.660 little bit

00:36:03.960 better

00:36:04.260 I'm sure

00:36:06.460 you're even

00:36:06.840 allowed to

00:36:07.180 have knives

00:36:07.920 there now

00:36:09.760 you can see

00:36:10.120 what I'm

00:36:10.340 doing

00:36:10.600 um yeah

00:36:11.800 I'm a lot

00:36:12.380 to have

00:36:12.660 knives

00:36:12.980 I'm just

00:36:13.480 not a lot

00:36:13.920 nevermind

00:36:14.440 he says

00:36:17.740 Sarah lives

00:36:18.320 so healthy

00:36:18.920 that's bloody

00:36:19.540 scary

00:36:20.100 I'm making

00:36:23.160 everything

00:36:23.660 from scratch

00:36:24.300 I don't

00:36:24.560 like anything

00:36:25.240 store-bought

00:36:25.880 I like

00:36:28.000 store-bought

00:36:28.500 because I

00:36:28.860 don't have

00:36:29.140 to do

00:36:29.400 anything

00:36:29.780 well

00:36:32.200 basically

00:36:33.740 I don't

00:36:34.100 like other

00:36:35.720 people touching

00:36:36.300 my food

00:36:36.980 because I

00:36:37.600 don't know

00:36:37.980 like I don't

00:36:38.740 want other

00:36:39.020 that's gross

00:36:39.640 number one

00:36:40.320 and things

00:36:41.040 that are in

00:36:41.540 food now

00:36:42.120 is disgusting

00:36:43.080 like

00:36:43.760 disgusting

00:36:44.440 so

00:36:45.380 like

00:36:46.780 gross

00:36:47.720 is all

00:36:48.140 I can

00:36:48.360 say

00:36:48.640 so this

00:36:50.260 way

00:36:50.480 I get

00:36:50.900 to control

00:36:51.440 everything

00:36:52.960 that goes

00:36:53.380 into my

00:36:53.920 food

00:36:54.340 entirely

00:36:55.040 you're not

00:36:56.100 wrong

00:36:56.580 um

00:36:57.900 I'm just

00:36:58.780 kind of

00:36:59.120 retarded

00:36:59.560 and don't

00:37:00.080 know what

00:37:00.440 the hell

00:37:00.700 I'm doing

00:37:01.060 well

00:37:02.980 so that's

00:37:03.880 why

00:37:04.080 you learn

00:37:04.760 you ask

00:37:05.680 people

00:37:05.980 you learn

00:37:06.500 I just

00:37:08.360 I

00:37:08.800 well actually

00:37:09.760 I literally

00:37:10.300 just fuck

00:37:10.840 around and

00:37:11.200 find out

00:37:11.540 I just

00:37:11.860 throw shit

00:37:12.300 together

00:37:12.660 and see

00:37:13.040 how it

00:37:13.340 goes

00:37:13.640 okay

00:37:15.360 that's

00:37:16.460 that should

00:37:17.800 uh

00:37:18.780 relax

00:37:20.720 maybe want

00:37:21.580 to do

00:37:21.800 that again

00:37:22.760 you're an

00:37:27.840 asshole

00:37:28.220 you are

00:37:34.080 an asshole

00:37:34.560 yeah

00:37:35.500 well

00:37:35.900 what'd you

00:37:36.940 expect here

00:37:37.700 okay

00:37:38.200 like

00:37:39.640 who fucking

00:37:40.520 who let

00:37:41.220 us do

00:37:41.760 this

00:37:42.160 is the

00:37:42.840 real

00:37:43.020 question

00:37:43.520 oh no

00:37:44.340 I feel

00:37:44.760 like we

00:37:45.080 should

00:37:45.260 probably

00:37:45.920 have had

00:37:46.300 parental

00:37:46.640 supervision

00:37:47.180 or something

00:37:47.640 probably

00:37:48.080 you wait

00:37:48.800 you wait

00:37:49.220 until we

00:37:49.620 get more

00:37:50.120 used to

00:37:50.600 it

00:37:50.800 and it's

00:37:51.380 gonna be

00:37:51.800 fucked

00:37:52.200 I don't

00:37:53.880 want to

00:37:54.140 get used

00:37:54.540 to hanging

00:37:54.860 out with

00:37:55.220 you

00:37:55.960 bullshit

00:37:57.380 you don't

00:37:58.440 I'm good

00:37:59.000 I'm sure

00:38:02.860 that we can

00:38:03.300 find someone

00:38:03.740 to foster

00:38:04.200 you though

00:38:04.680 yeah

00:38:05.180 yeah maybe

00:38:06.420 yeah maybe

00:38:06.440 that is

00:38:07.740 kind of

00:38:08.020 the plan

00:38:08.400 these days

00:38:09.260 yeah

00:38:09.600 I'm just

00:38:10.120 foster

00:38:10.860 johnny is

00:38:11.860 looking for

00:38:12.380 a foster

00:38:12.880 girlfriend

00:38:13.260 everyone

00:38:13.820 yeah well

00:38:14.640 no no no

00:38:15.280 I am the

00:38:15.900 foster boyfriend

00:38:16.620 oh

00:38:17.600 um so

00:38:18.540 what that

00:38:19.260 means is

00:38:20.420 that I

00:38:20.820 will foster

00:38:21.360 you until

00:38:22.460 you find

00:38:23.200 your forever

00:38:24.040 home

00:38:24.760 okay

00:38:26.040 is that what

00:38:26.860 it means

00:38:27.200 yeah I'm like

00:38:28.080 the go-between

00:38:28.660 oh that's

00:38:29.420 fuck that's

00:38:30.580 fresh

00:38:30.820 yeah

00:38:31.380 that's the way

00:38:32.540 that works

00:38:33.100 okay

00:38:33.940 it's exciting

00:38:35.320 for you

00:38:35.820 Alberta girl

00:38:37.100 easy johnny

00:38:37.820 just a gallon

00:38:38.400 or juice

00:38:38.940 something like

00:38:42.620 that

00:38:43.300 it's funny

00:38:45.960 I noticed

00:38:46.380 a story

00:38:47.160 today

00:38:47.520 there's

00:38:48.140 apparently

00:38:48.560 in a women's

00:38:49.180 soccer game

00:38:49.780 the pitch

00:38:50.220 was a little

00:38:50.800 a little

00:38:51.620 waterlogged

00:38:53.100 I apologize

00:38:56.400 for showing up

00:38:57.280 to that game

00:38:57.800 ladies

00:38:58.240 didn't you

00:39:01.040 think

00:39:01.480 huh

00:39:02.080 couldn't help

00:39:03.040 it

00:39:03.640 made everybody

00:39:04.380 just get all

00:39:04.940 out of hand

00:39:05.560 yeah

00:39:06.180 show the picture

00:39:06.880 show the picture

00:39:07.600 well I gotta

00:39:08.720 oh you can't

00:39:09.760 I gotta find it

00:39:10.700 now

00:39:10.980 hold on

00:39:11.960 let's see

00:39:12.500 let's see

00:39:13.040 might as well

00:39:13.640 might as well

00:39:14.060 try it

00:39:14.560 see if my

00:39:15.060 laptop will

00:39:15.900 fucking

00:39:16.360 give her a

00:39:17.080 rep

00:39:17.340 keep up

00:39:18.200 with me

00:39:18.560 here

00:39:19.240 let's try

00:39:24.160 this

00:39:24.600 excuse me

00:39:29.600 do do do

00:39:31.760 do

00:39:32.020 okay

00:39:36.600 okay

00:39:37.480 all right

00:39:38.260 I think

00:39:38.980 I've figured

00:39:39.340 it out

00:39:40.300 all right

00:39:42.600 all right

00:39:55.740 so yeah

00:39:56.120 waterlogged

00:39:56.760 pitch causes

00:39:57.480 controversy

00:39:58.200 as

00:39:58.560 U.S.

00:39:59.280 women's team

00:39:59.800 beats

00:40:00.180 Canada

00:40:00.980 like what

00:40:04.900 what kind

00:40:05.540 of controversy

00:40:06.140 would there

00:40:06.500 really be

00:40:06.880 there

00:40:07.240 for a

00:40:09.280 wet

00:40:09.560 field

00:40:10.000 this is

00:40:15.780 literally

00:40:16.160 fucking

00:40:16.620 around and

00:40:17.220 finding out

00:40:17.780 I have no

00:40:18.260 idea what

00:40:18.620 I'm doing

00:40:19.360 hopefully

00:40:23.200 your

00:40:23.440 corn

00:40:23.740 pages

00:40:24.060 won't

00:40:24.400 come up

00:40:24.940 so yeah

00:40:26.020 waterlogged

00:40:26.700 pitch

00:40:27.000 sorry

00:40:27.580 this is

00:40:29.840 well I

00:40:30.540 try to keep

00:40:31.340 those just

00:40:31.860 on my

00:40:32.300 phone

00:40:33.520 yeah

00:40:34.380 there you

00:40:35.580 go look

00:40:35.900 at these

00:40:36.260 ladies got

00:40:36.820 wet

00:40:37.200 all right

00:40:39.200 that right

00:40:40.400 there they

00:40:40.860 I'm sorry

00:40:41.940 but I was

00:40:42.500 like right

00:40:43.100 next to the

00:40:43.640 field

00:40:43.920 seriously

00:40:48.360 you got

00:40:48.980 issues

00:40:49.320 oh fuck

00:40:51.120 that smells

00:40:51.540 so good

00:40:51.980 I'm sorry

00:40:52.860 you got

00:40:54.300 issues

00:40:54.620 you got

00:40:57.080 issues

00:40:57.420 okay

00:40:58.080 okay I'm

00:41:04.280 muting it

00:41:04.700 for one

00:41:05.120 second while

00:41:05.700 this goes

00:41:06.180 on because

00:41:06.660 it's going

00:41:07.060 to be it's

00:41:07.460 not fun so

00:41:08.120 just give me

00:41:08.540 one second

00:41:08.920 while I

00:41:09.200 juice

00:41:09.400 oh okay

00:41:10.300 fine

00:41:10.700 okay fine

00:41:11.740 she's gonna

00:41:12.320 juice some

00:41:12.880 shit here

00:41:13.340 apparently

00:41:13.820 there we

00:41:15.400 go

00:41:15.660 so if

00:41:16.940 you've ever

00:41:17.280 wanted to

00:41:17.620 see Sarah

00:41:18.060 juice

00:41:18.480 there it

00:41:19.940 is

00:41:20.260 right here

00:41:20.980 on the

00:41:22.580 pilot episode

00:41:23.360 of FAFO

00:41:23.960 just gotta

00:41:25.880 get that

00:41:26.220 camera right

00:41:26.760 in there

00:41:27.180 maybe twirl

00:41:28.920 around show

00:41:29.540 a little

00:41:29.800 ass

00:41:30.240 we can

00:41:32.780 maybe we

00:41:33.300 can maybe

00:41:33.800 push 40

00:41:34.460 viewers after

00:41:35.120 that

00:41:35.460 oh my

00:41:39.940 god

00:41:40.560 find out

00:41:43.860 find out

00:41:43.880 what else

00:41:44.260 is happening

00:41:44.800 in the

00:41:45.160 world

00:41:45.400 here

00:41:45.720 well

00:41:48.660 Sarah's

00:41:49.500 juicing it

00:41:50.200 up

00:41:50.420 she's

00:41:50.700 wheezing

00:41:51.140 the juice

00:41:51.860 that's

00:41:52.740 what's

00:41:52.940 going on

00:41:53.680 let's

00:41:58.560 check in

00:41:58.960 with the

00:41:59.400 communist

00:42:00.300 broadcasting

00:42:01.400 corporation

00:42:02.220 see what

00:42:02.680 they got

00:42:02.940 going on

00:42:03.460 oh this

00:42:08.000 ought to

00:42:08.220 be good

00:42:08.620 okay

00:42:09.300 okay

00:42:09.920 okay

00:42:10.460 okay

00:42:10.920 we're gonna

00:42:11.440 play a game

00:42:12.160 we're gonna

00:42:12.840 play a game

00:42:13.620 okay I just

00:42:15.140 found a story

00:42:16.780 on the

00:42:18.040 CBC

00:42:18.580 undercover

00:42:20.800 journalist

00:42:21.520 meat driving

00:42:22.380 instructor

00:42:22.960 willing to

00:42:24.640 help falsify

00:42:26.140 documents

00:42:27.340 here's the

00:42:28.600 game

00:42:28.900 everybody

00:42:29.400 put in

00:42:31.100 the chat

00:42:31.680 white

00:42:33.640 or brown

00:42:35.020 who do

00:42:37.140 you think

00:42:37.620 the driving

00:42:39.620 instructor

00:42:40.180 falsifying

00:42:41.080 shit

00:42:41.520 is he

00:42:42.780 white

00:42:43.140 or was

00:42:45.120 he brown

00:42:45.560 that is

00:42:48.060 the question

00:42:48.720 second

00:42:52.600 here

00:42:52.980 I'm gonna

00:42:53.260 try

00:42:53.580 oh

00:42:56.780 they are

00:42:58.060 in a

00:42:58.340 parking

00:42:58.640 lot

00:42:59.000 she says

00:42:59.540 hold on

00:43:00.780 oh

00:43:03.340 what is

00:43:03.680 they are

00:43:09.780 annoying

00:43:10.120 hooray

00:43:15.940 are we like

00:43:40.280 almost done

00:43:40.880 the ads yet

00:43:41.520 or what

00:43:41.980 what's going

00:43:43.120 on here

00:43:43.580 kids zero

00:43:44.080 nine

00:43:44.360 ask your

00:43:47.100 farmest

00:43:47.600 and a

00:43:51.140 cameras

00:43:53.760 waiting

00:43:55.260 for an

00:43:55.820 instructor

00:43:56.240 from a

00:43:56.640 driving

00:43:57.040 school

00:43:57.520 he's paid

00:44:05.020 to teach

00:44:05.800 the rules

00:44:06.580 of the road

00:44:08.060 road

00:44:08.660 but this

00:44:14.200 guy is

00:44:14.780 ready to

00:44:15.220 break

00:44:15.580 some

00:44:15.820 rules

00:44:16.260 to help

00:44:16.960 us

00:44:17.140 through

00:44:18.040 driver

00:44:18.420 training

00:44:19.460 he's

00:44:22.940 here to

00:44:23.340 sell us

00:44:23.660 a certificate

00:44:24.360 that says

00:44:25.100 we've

00:44:25.400 completed

00:44:25.800 a driver's

00:44:26.640 education

00:44:27.260 course

00:44:27.680 either way

00:44:30.360 he's

00:44:30.980 definitely

00:44:31.360 a jeep

00:44:32.260 imagine

00:44:33.440 the ones

00:44:33.880 that are

00:44:34.100 falsifying

00:44:34.640 driving

00:44:35.040 shit

00:44:35.340 why not

00:44:35.800 yes

00:44:36.360 that's

00:44:36.880 the thing

00:44:37.320 because

00:44:39.360 you know

00:44:39.740 why not

00:44:41.040 yeah i've

00:44:41.600 seen a lot

00:44:42.100 here

00:44:42.440 what is

00:44:47.160 that

00:44:47.480 oh your

00:44:50.020 pineapple

00:44:50.400 ginger

00:44:51.140 i've seen

00:44:52.480 it like

00:44:53.000 we've

00:44:53.320 yeah we've

00:44:55.320 got a

00:44:55.740 like driving

00:44:56.820 instructors here

00:44:57.600 like when i

00:44:58.040 go to get

00:44:58.520 connor from

00:44:59.160 school

00:44:59.560 i'm on

00:45:01.100 like their

00:45:01.860 little route

00:45:02.640 uh so i

00:45:05.120 see it all

00:45:05.480 the time

00:45:05.980 these jeet

00:45:06.620 instructors

00:45:07.180 the worst

00:45:07.920 is uh the

00:45:08.760 other day i

00:45:09.300 saw there

00:45:09.580 was that a

00:45:10.120 jeet in

00:45:10.420 an asian

00:45:10.820 like so

00:45:12.100 you've got

00:45:12.400 the jeet

00:45:12.780 teaching the

00:45:13.380 asian how

00:45:13.820 to drive

00:45:14.240 like how's

00:45:14.700 that work

00:45:15.100 scary shit

00:45:18.600 though but it

00:45:19.080 also explains

00:45:19.760 why we got

00:45:20.240 so many

00:45:20.480 fucking accidents

00:45:21.240 too

00:45:21.600 yeah 100%

00:45:24.240 sarah just

00:45:30.060 takes the

00:45:30.540 juice

00:45:30.880 you have

00:45:33.140 to taste

00:45:33.520 it

00:45:33.780 it's

00:45:34.340 delicious

00:45:34.680 it's good

00:45:37.920 for you

00:45:38.340 unbelievable

00:45:39.940 see now

00:45:41.440 i need

00:45:41.700 some

00:45:41.860 now i

00:45:42.760 have an

00:45:42.980 entire

00:45:43.320 kitchen

00:45:43.660 full of

00:45:44.140 shit

00:45:44.400 that's the

00:45:46.120 problem

00:45:46.560 it's the

00:45:47.000 problem with

00:45:47.400 cooking and

00:45:47.900 doing all

00:45:48.280 the things

00:45:48.680 now i gotta

00:45:49.140 clean all

00:45:49.540 the shit

00:45:49.840 up

00:45:50.160 yeah it

00:45:51.740 is annoying

00:45:52.180 especially when

00:45:52.740 you're the

00:45:53.000 only one to

00:45:53.400 do it

00:45:53.740 yeah

00:45:54.540 that's why

00:45:56.020 i don't

00:45:56.260 cook

00:45:56.480 yeah well

00:45:58.880 i like my

00:45:59.480 health

00:45:59.860 so i

00:46:02.380 don't know

00:46:02.680 i'm not

00:46:03.460 what can i

00:46:05.020 say

00:46:05.240 i got

00:46:05.820 nothing

00:46:06.360 i got

00:46:07.920 nothing man

00:46:08.500 i'm not

00:46:09.620 gonna

00:46:09.800 i'm not

00:46:10.940 gonna do

00:46:11.300 different

00:46:11.640 things

00:46:12.200 i'm not

00:46:15.140 gonna do

00:46:15.460 something

00:46:15.720 because it's

00:46:16.120 easier

00:46:16.460 sorry

00:46:17.040 i will

00:46:18.520 absolutely

00:46:19.400 i will

00:46:19.940 i know

00:46:21.120 you will

00:46:21.540 that's why

00:46:22.580 we love

00:46:22.900 you

00:46:23.800 like what's

00:46:25.680 that is

00:46:26.040 easier this

00:46:26.580 way all

00:46:27.020 right let me

00:46:27.520 do that

00:46:27.840 yeah

00:46:29.180 i mean i

00:46:32.380 guess it

00:46:32.820 depends it

00:46:33.780 depends because

00:46:34.300 there are certain

00:46:34.800 things that i'm

00:46:35.800 like i'm picky

00:46:36.560 on so that

00:46:37.920 kind of helps

00:46:38.520 but other

00:46:40.200 things not so

00:46:41.040 much

00:46:41.460 no i was

00:46:45.340 gonna make

00:46:45.660 beet juice right

00:46:46.320 now but i

00:46:46.840 don't actually

00:46:47.460 feel like making

00:46:48.180 that much of a

00:46:48.820 mess so

00:46:49.400 cool enough to

00:46:51.080 save that for

00:46:51.600 next time

00:46:52.140 you're not a

00:46:52.920 big fan of the

00:46:53.440 beets

00:46:53.800 what not a

00:46:56.860 big fan of

00:46:57.320 beets maybe

00:46:58.120 beets by

00:46:58.560 dre but

00:46:59.140 um well

00:47:01.640 beets are

00:47:02.000 healthy for

00:47:02.500 you and

00:47:03.100 beet juice is

00:47:03.880 very healthy

00:47:04.480 i know that

00:47:05.260 they're healthy

00:47:05.800 for you okay

00:47:06.740 i understand

00:47:07.500 that oh

00:47:08.620 okay well

00:47:09.520 i get that

00:47:10.300 i like things

00:47:11.460 that are healthy

00:47:12.260 so it really

00:47:14.720 depends because i

00:47:15.720 find the things

00:47:16.240 that aren't

00:47:16.620 healthy taste

00:47:17.240 better

00:47:17.560 can't help

00:47:21.800 it

00:47:22.340 sorry just

00:47:25.540 give me one

00:47:25.920 second

00:47:26.180 i did just

00:47:27.340 catch up with

00:47:27.860 the chat i

00:47:28.320 forgot that

00:47:28.940 it doesn't

00:47:29.560 always refresh

00:47:31.480 the chat for

00:47:32.400 me like it

00:47:32.820 doesn't stay

00:47:33.500 with it it's

00:47:33.920 weird

00:47:34.260 island jason

00:47:36.920 says he hates

00:47:37.540 gingers too

00:47:38.300 especially ginger

00:47:39.560 jews

00:47:40.140 you know island

00:47:42.100 jason i'm not

00:47:42.740 saying i'm

00:47:43.180 anti-semitic but

00:47:44.020 i'm not into

00:47:45.160 jujubes

00:47:45.740 just gonna say

00:47:48.300 that

00:47:48.620 juicing is not

00:47:52.060 healthy you're

00:47:52.820 breaking down the

00:47:53.660 sugar from the

00:47:54.780 fiber says

00:47:55.780 island jason so

00:47:56.700 there you go

00:47:57.140 sarah you're not

00:47:57.700 so healthy after

00:47:58.420 all what do you

00:48:00.360 think about that

00:48:01.400 oh gets the old

00:48:07.300 dx socket all

00:48:08.520 right i see

00:48:09.800 where we're

00:48:10.180 going

00:48:10.440 oh i need to

00:48:15.900 get a sound

00:48:16.360 board that's

00:48:17.040 that's yeah

00:48:17.840 i'm good i

00:48:20.820 think that'll be

00:48:21.380 the i gotta

00:48:21.940 figure out a

00:48:22.420 way

00:48:22.500 i'll do me

00:48:24.340 i like

00:48:26.380 juicing i

00:48:28.380 also eat the

00:48:29.440 foods as well

00:48:30.260 so like

00:48:33.760 island jason says

00:48:35.080 he'll stick to his

00:48:35.840 meat drink

00:48:36.560 there you go

00:48:37.500 um if that's the

00:48:38.560 case island jason

00:48:39.600 um come on

00:48:41.040 anytime

00:48:41.680 personally

00:48:43.260 you like me

00:48:44.700 oh i okay

00:48:45.960 like you're really

00:48:46.900 not helping this

00:48:47.640 joke here

00:48:48.220 right i got some

00:48:52.000 meat stick

00:48:52.560 a little bit of

00:48:55.100 meat drink

00:48:55.620 so whichever you

00:48:56.580 need

00:48:56.960 uh yeah i know

00:49:02.920 i know i know i

00:49:03.880 load the sounds in

00:49:04.500 the studio i just

00:49:05.140 don't have any i'm

00:49:05.800 not prepared this

00:49:06.880 is the pilot episode

00:49:07.980 island jason

00:49:08.500 listen yeah no

00:49:10.840 judgment yeah we

00:49:12.640 are literally just

00:49:13.640 fucking around and

00:49:14.560 finding out right

00:49:15.240 now yeah yeah

00:49:17.440 i'm usually in my

00:49:18.760 office and all the

00:49:19.840 things are where

00:49:20.360 they're supposed to

00:49:21.060 be oh fuck you

00:49:22.940 fuck you island jason

00:49:24.940 what's he what why

00:49:26.620 are we chirping

00:49:27.080 so sorry i choke

00:49:30.260 on small bones

00:49:31.060 that's that's

00:49:33.640 that's that is

00:49:35.420 amazing

00:49:36.120 all right

00:49:37.680 oh yeah

00:49:39.880 all them bones

00:49:42.520 you know

00:49:42.940 okay i'm gonna

00:49:44.180 check this

00:49:45.080 trad wife she

00:49:46.600 likes juicing

00:49:47.180 though that makes

00:49:48.000 sense i figured

00:49:49.820 she would

00:49:50.300 yeah i i don't

00:49:52.200 care what anyone

00:49:52.760 says i have two

00:49:53.540 juicers because i

00:49:54.400 like to juice like

00:49:55.320 i don't like

00:49:55.980 i mean let's face

00:49:58.200 it if i had a

00:49:59.220 juicer i'd probably

00:50:00.040 well actually no

00:50:01.180 never mind i might

00:50:01.820 not use it that's a

00:50:02.680 good question actually

00:50:03.580 because i i bought a

00:50:04.680 crock pot but i don't

00:50:05.660 ever fucking use that

00:50:06.640 either

00:50:06.900 my crock pot broke

00:50:08.520 and i'm choked

00:50:09.140 choked

00:50:09.980 i barely ever use mine

00:50:12.320 i use um change it to

00:50:16.980 fufo

00:50:17.480 what's fufo

00:50:19.280 juicy

00:50:20.360 fuck it up to find

00:50:23.260 out

00:50:23.540 yeah maybe

00:50:24.260 that that is a

00:50:26.680 that is a possibility

00:50:28.180 well

00:50:29.380 okay

00:50:30.760 tofu yeah i'm cooking

00:50:32.780 with bigots yeah uh

00:50:33.980 tofu that we're not

00:50:35.140 really sure

00:50:35.680 um this is just a

00:50:37.640 pilot episode where

00:50:38.880 anything goes and i'm

00:50:40.700 just making food yeah

00:50:42.320 she just happened to

00:50:43.260 be making food and

00:50:44.780 decided that we wanted

00:50:46.000 to go live so we're

00:50:48.080 uh we're learning we're

00:50:49.140 fucking around and we're

00:50:51.780 being a little autistic

00:50:52.800 just a little bit

00:50:54.640 autistic a lot of

00:50:55.900 autistic just that much

00:50:57.440 right so we're changing

00:50:59.260 the apron because that

00:51:00.120 one's fucking wet now so

00:51:01.680 oh yeah the purpose

00:51:04.460 well yeah i have that

00:51:05.620 effect

00:51:05.940 that's what i call dirty

00:51:07.200 i don't like that

00:51:08.340 effect

00:51:08.760 when people

00:51:09.680 right well it's just

00:51:11.860 like that soccer game i

00:51:12.780 went to that ended with

00:51:13.680 the pitch being all wet

00:51:15.560 you know

00:51:16.160 ladies i just can't

00:51:18.440 but

00:51:18.640 you wear an apron so

00:51:20.160 you can wipe your

00:51:20.680 hands

00:51:21.140 and then when people

00:51:22.480 are like your apron's

00:51:23.200 dirty i'm like well

00:51:23.880 yeah because it's

00:51:24.560 fucking used

00:51:25.420 wipe your hands on your

00:51:27.000 pants be a man

00:51:28.080 i'm not wearing pants

00:51:29.900 oh yeah right

00:51:32.040 forgot about that

00:51:34.620 hopefully nobody saw

00:51:35.280 my ass when i did

00:51:36.180 actually lean up into

00:51:37.120 the cupboard there

00:51:37.800 i'm thinking that i

00:51:39.240 probably may have been

00:51:40.120 a little

00:51:40.520 do you ever juice an

00:51:43.140 eggplant sarah

00:51:44.060 now now i want a

00:51:46.440 juicer just so that i

00:51:47.660 can say i'm chewing

00:51:48.380 things

00:51:48.980 like i'm gonna juice

00:51:50.520 this

00:51:50.980 all right

00:51:52.520 that is fun

00:51:53.760 i'm gonna juice the

00:51:55.260 the apple

00:51:55.900 that is kind of funny

00:51:58.480 that's kind of

00:51:59.820 oh i do

00:52:00.340 not anti-semitic i

00:52:01.580 just hate all kinds

00:52:02.340 of juice

00:52:02.780 apple juice

00:52:05.080 orange juice

00:52:06.600 see i like making

00:52:07.560 apple juice as well

00:52:08.580 and that's the thing

00:52:10.100 because i've always

00:52:11.060 got

00:52:11.400 like i always get

00:52:12.900 leftover like fruits

00:52:14.540 and veggies right

00:52:15.280 so why wouldn't i just

00:52:16.480 juice them

00:52:17.060 so i do that

00:52:19.400 all right

00:52:20.400 so if i have my

00:52:21.760 juicer

00:52:22.000 people can hate on me

00:52:23.300 for my juicers all

00:52:23.980 they want

00:52:24.320 the only fruit i have

00:52:26.300 is like i get i get

00:52:27.320 apples and maybe some

00:52:28.320 grapes once in a while

00:52:29.240 and that's literally

00:52:29.840 just give to connor for

00:52:31.120 his lunches

00:52:31.680 that's i just used all

00:52:33.620 of my jalapenos in in

00:52:37.880 the pork and i forgot

00:52:40.400 about the fucking the

00:52:42.840 guacamole

00:52:43.520 oh forgetting the

00:52:46.120 guacamole

00:52:46.900 i used all of the

00:52:48.800 jalapenos what am i

00:52:49.720 gonna use

00:52:50.260 i don't know you're

00:52:52.180 asking the wrong guy

00:52:52.920 for that one

00:52:53.820 i don't fucking know

00:52:56.500 what to use

00:52:57.060 oh damn it

00:52:57.920 if i cook something

00:52:59.440 good it's because i

00:53:00.400 dialed the number

00:53:01.120 real well

00:53:01.920 shit

00:53:05.280 oh

00:53:07.740 okay

00:53:08.640 think

00:53:09.320 come on

00:53:09.900 bray

00:53:10.180 think

00:53:10.520 come on

00:53:11.780 bray

00:53:12.120 well you do that

00:53:13.720 island jason says

00:53:15.060 is juicing an

00:53:16.280 eggplant

00:53:16.760 what the rabbi

00:53:18.000 does with his

00:53:18.920 herpy lip

00:53:19.580 to baby juice

00:53:20.480 maybe

00:53:21.040 that sounds like

00:53:22.740 something that jason

00:53:23.560 would say

00:53:23.980 it does sound like

00:53:25.180 something

00:53:25.400 oh i think i have

00:53:28.060 a

00:53:28.260 wait

00:53:29.480 i thought this was

00:53:33.680 thai chili peppers

00:53:34.760 tell me you're a

00:53:39.020 stoner without telling

00:53:39.860 you're a stoner

00:53:40.520 i legitimately just

00:53:41.800 back in my fridge was

00:53:43.240 like oh my god i have

00:53:44.160 thai chili peppers in a

00:53:45.140 bag

00:53:45.460 it's a weed cookie

00:53:47.220 nice

00:53:48.200 it's a weed cookie

00:53:50.440 nice

00:53:51.440 it is definitely not

00:53:53.120 the peppers that i

00:53:53.960 thought it was

00:53:54.480 fuck

00:53:54.800 but

00:53:55.620 i'd rather find the

00:53:56.860 weed cookie

00:53:57.380 i'm gonna eat a

00:53:59.600 poop

00:53:59.760 that

00:54:00.100 i'm telling you

00:54:01.220 the truth

00:54:01.600 weed cookie sounds a

00:54:04.780 lot better

00:54:05.220 now i still have to

00:54:08.620 find something to put

00:54:09.440 in my

00:54:09.760 oh that's so good

00:54:13.680 i'm not i'm not

00:54:15.980 realizing though having

00:54:16.960 you cook while we do

00:54:18.100 this is making me

00:54:19.000 realize that my dinner

00:54:20.020 is gonna suck

00:54:20.800 tonight

00:54:21.200 unless i get pizza

00:54:28.040 maybe i should put black

00:54:30.800 garlic in it

00:54:31.560 it's like

00:54:34.400 sweet

00:54:35.680 you know what you got

00:54:37.700 no

00:54:38.480 hmm

00:54:40.440 okay

00:54:41.040 i gotta use my brain

00:54:42.680 now

00:54:43.000 god damn it

00:54:44.000 okay

00:54:45.040 that's not what this

00:54:45.860 show's about

00:54:46.400 brain power is not

00:54:48.340 uh

00:54:48.840 it's supposed to be

00:54:49.820 do you retard

00:54:50.980 well at least one

00:54:53.620 anyway

00:54:54.000 oh

00:54:54.960 so i'm not supposed to

00:54:56.240 be retarded

00:54:56.720 am i supposed to act

00:54:57.400 i'm not retarded

00:54:58.060 i didn't get that

00:55:01.440 memo

00:55:01.800 maybe at least less

00:55:03.320 anyway

00:55:03.860 that's retarded

00:55:05.120 okay

00:55:05.560 i think that makes

00:55:07.400 sense i think that

00:55:08.240 the

00:55:08.440 the public perception

00:55:09.880 would be that i would

00:55:10.840 be the bigger one

00:55:11.680 gotta lean into that

00:55:15.180 okay

00:55:17.620 all right

00:55:20.060 what is

00:55:20.300 i don't like to look

00:55:21.020 at those either

00:55:21.620 so i guess we're

00:55:23.620 gonna oven dry some

00:55:24.480 tomatoes

00:55:24.840 all right

00:55:26.280 my hate level has

00:55:27.380 gone down to

00:55:28.280 blue now

00:55:28.980 thanks for helping

00:55:29.660 me get it out

00:55:30.420 all right

00:55:30.880 let's go

00:55:31.380 you're welcome

00:55:32.040 that's what

00:55:33.820 that's what i

00:55:34.380 forgot to do

00:55:34.880 i wanted to load

00:55:35.520 up the uh

00:55:36.620 the threat level

00:55:38.120 oh my god

00:55:39.560 that weed cookie

00:55:40.360 is so good

00:55:41.320 i'm gonna be so

00:55:43.100 stumped

00:55:44.000 yeah i had originally

00:55:45.380 set my threat level

00:55:46.540 today at blue

00:55:47.240 my threat level

00:55:49.980 was at green

00:55:50.780 yeah

00:55:51.940 yeah

00:55:53.060 fucking green

00:55:53.740 eh

00:55:54.000 i rarely get to

00:55:54.960 green

00:55:55.280 and usually

00:55:56.440 blue is like the

00:55:57.720 minimum for me

00:55:58.480 you know

00:56:00.220 i just figure

00:56:01.040 that

00:56:01.420 i

00:56:03.140 yeah

00:56:04.100 no

00:56:05.640 i think

00:56:06.660 i feel like

00:56:07.200 i hover around

00:56:08.500 red 99%

00:56:09.900 of the time

00:56:10.640 yeah right

00:56:11.220 so on the days

00:56:12.280 where i'm like a

00:56:12.880 blue or a green

00:56:13.860 just i feel like

00:56:15.100 people should just

00:56:15.920 embrace it

00:56:16.840 just be thankful

00:56:19.380 all right

00:56:20.460 be thankful

00:56:21.200 yeah be thankful

00:56:22.440 that sarah's

00:56:23.360 online harm threat

00:56:24.440 level is in the

00:56:25.740 ground today

00:56:26.380 okay i'm gonna put

00:56:27.680 this down a little

00:56:28.260 bit so that we can

00:56:28.920 see what i'm gonna

00:56:29.460 take out of the

00:56:29.960 oven for a minute

00:56:30.700 we'll check it out

00:56:32.440 oh god

00:56:33.780 will we get to

00:56:35.160 see a butt

00:56:35.740 you're not gonna

00:56:36.960 see my butt

00:56:37.740 we're all waiting

00:56:39.640 to see

00:56:40.040 that's maybe

00:56:41.740 what we should

00:56:42.260 change the name

00:56:43.040 of the stream

00:56:43.520 to is will we

00:56:44.380 see sarah's

00:56:45.020 butt and then

00:56:45.960 it'll just be a

00:56:47.940 bunch of situations

00:56:48.800 where we might

00:56:49.660 get to see your

00:56:50.360 butt

00:56:50.600 where it's entirely

00:56:52.400 possible the entire

00:56:53.460 time

00:56:53.880 yeah right

00:56:54.880 yeah

00:56:55.700 and then maybe

00:56:56.780 maybe people will

00:56:57.660 get a prize if

00:56:58.580 your butt is

00:56:59.140 actually shown and

00:57:00.000 they call it out

00:57:00.680 right

00:57:02.880 i'm just i'm just

00:57:04.700 spitballing here

00:57:05.600 you know

00:57:06.100 we are not

00:57:07.360 showing my butt

00:57:08.960 oh okay

00:57:09.840 i tried guys

00:57:11.100 and maybe some

00:57:12.680 of the ladies

00:57:13.040 ever ever

00:57:14.000 everyone

00:57:14.540 yeah

00:57:16.040 anyway

00:57:18.040 so

00:57:18.700 lid off now

00:57:21.000 and

00:57:21.740 turn it down

00:57:25.260 to a 375

00:57:26.260 and that was for

00:57:28.280 johnny by the way

00:57:29.020 everyone

00:57:29.420 all right

00:57:30.340 nice

00:57:30.740 and then i'm

00:57:31.220 gonna reset

00:57:32.140 the timer

00:57:32.940 for

00:57:35.560 what are we

00:57:39.540 doing

00:57:39.880 what am i doing

00:57:41.420 i have no idea

00:57:42.380 what you're doing

00:57:43.020 what is

00:57:44.140 45

00:57:45.180 oh fuck we set

00:57:47.480 the clocks back

00:57:48.200 too don't we

00:57:48.860 one hour

00:57:49.800 can we can we set

00:57:53.320 them back to like

00:57:54.080 1950

00:57:54.680 oh i'd like i would

00:57:57.240 like to go back to

00:57:58.000 like a couple

00:57:58.540 different places but

00:57:59.660 would be good

00:58:01.300 here really like

00:58:03.060 anywhere but here

00:58:04.160 i'd be so great

00:58:05.660 with right now

00:58:06.580 like honestly

00:58:09.180 that's funny you

00:58:10.520 he's asking what's

00:58:11.280 in the oven by the

00:58:12.120 way i know that we

00:58:13.100 have already discussed

00:58:13.840 this but i fucking

00:58:15.320 don't actually remember

00:58:16.660 it's pulled pork i'm

00:58:18.620 making carnitas yes

00:58:20.540 yes how did i forget

00:58:22.120 pulled pork fuck me

00:58:23.460 because you're retarded

00:58:25.380 well there is that

00:58:26.740 yes

00:58:27.100 i can't deny it i mean

00:58:32.040 you know he says he

00:58:35.360 would like to live in

00:58:36.480 the 19th century

00:58:38.360 yeah i'd go back

00:58:39.680 there the uh that's

00:58:41.080 where most of my

00:58:42.100 antiques are from

00:58:43.020 yeah yeah yeah

00:58:45.620 i'm trying to think

00:58:46.600 when i'd want to go

00:58:47.440 back here most of

00:58:48.320 my stuff is

00:58:49.040 yeah early 1800s

00:58:53.080 yeah to mid 1880s

00:58:56.740 most of my uh my

00:58:58.260 antiques

00:58:58.760 yeah yeah

00:59:01.200 i think if i was

00:59:03.120 gonna go back to

00:59:04.060 some time it would

00:59:05.300 have to be a time

00:59:06.560 that still included

00:59:07.460 gambling and sports

00:59:08.660 um because if i'm

00:59:10.520 going back i'm hoping

00:59:11.520 i get to keep my

00:59:12.320 knowledge of what's

00:59:13.480 already happened and

00:59:14.460 then i'm just gonna

00:59:15.080 bat

00:59:15.440 oh so it would be

00:59:18.300 like that'd be like

00:59:20.120 the dude in back to

00:59:20.800 the future who went

00:59:21.680 and fucking you know

00:59:23.260 i would totally fuck

00:59:25.440 with everything and

00:59:26.260 i'd be rich and it'd

00:59:27.220 be great

00:59:27.640 that sounds fun let me

00:59:30.120 grab my weed from

00:59:30.860 right here so i can

00:59:31.520 yeah right

00:59:32.060 yeah you do that

00:59:34.320 uh he says yep

00:59:36.300 1850 to 1880

00:59:38.780 now now would you

00:59:41.760 remain in europe for

00:59:44.780 this yui or is

00:59:46.880 there a particular

00:59:47.480 other place maybe

00:59:49.020 you would go during

00:59:50.200 that time period

00:59:51.080 that's the other

00:59:51.960 question here is

00:59:53.580 where as well as

00:59:55.040 when can i sit here

00:59:56.700 and not have my

00:59:57.540 ass oh i can and

00:59:58.720 y'all can't see my

00:59:59.640 ass damn it i don't

01:00:01.620 have to put pants on

01:00:02.720 guys i got an apron

01:00:03.800 on that's some

01:00:05.020 bullshit

01:00:05.480 but i'm done

01:00:06.720 cooking so

01:00:07.420 yeah he says sure

01:00:09.340 europe i figured as

01:00:10.280 much

01:00:10.580 yeah i don't know

01:00:12.820 i'm not like i like

01:00:13.760 genuinely trying to

01:00:14.780 think of a time

01:00:15.500 that i would but

01:00:17.140 i've never really

01:00:17.860 thought of anything

01:00:18.620 like outside of

01:00:21.360 like the 1900s

01:00:22.540 really but i guess

01:00:24.800 it would be kind of

01:00:25.440 cool to go to them

01:00:28.040 pioneer days

01:00:28.960 yeah that'd be

01:00:30.720 cool i wouldn't

01:00:32.380 say no to that

01:00:33.180 oh no it would

01:00:35.100 be fun i mean

01:00:36.260 north america was

01:00:37.260 wild west that

01:00:38.340 time too dangerous

01:00:39.520 says yui too

01:00:41.260 dangerous if you

01:00:42.260 think about like

01:00:42.920 all of the all

01:00:45.200 the things that we

01:00:46.000 would have to not

01:00:46.880 have right like

01:00:48.520 all that's yeah

01:00:49.700 right like i'd be

01:00:52.300 fine with that like

01:00:53.140 i'm fine without the

01:00:54.300 conveniences a lot

01:00:55.540 of the conveniences

01:00:56.260 that we have now i

01:00:58.360 think i would be

01:00:59.100 you know yeah i'm

01:01:01.720 not i don't think

01:01:04.760 it would be the

01:01:05.240 worst thing i feel

01:01:06.000 like there's a lot

01:01:06.600 of positive that

01:01:08.020 could come out of

01:01:08.600 that there's a lot

01:01:10.480 there's a lot of

01:01:11.360 trade-offs i mean

01:01:12.560 like on one hand

01:01:13.620 yeah it's kind of

01:01:14.280 cool that we can

01:01:14.900 have the internet

01:01:15.480 and our phones and

01:01:16.400 all of this shit but

01:01:17.300 at the same time we

01:01:19.660 also devote way too

01:01:21.380 much fucking time to

01:01:22.520 it and it takes

01:01:25.360 away from the

01:01:27.760 actual experience

01:01:28.760 of life right

01:01:30.000 oh yeah absolutely

01:01:31.180 for sure 100%

01:01:32.520 and i know i'm

01:01:34.080 guilty of guilty

01:01:35.000 as fuck of it too

01:01:35.920 right like i'll

01:01:36.800 jump on twitter and

01:01:37.820 fuck around find out

01:01:38.940 all the you know

01:01:39.780 whatever right like

01:01:40.740 i'm constantly on

01:01:41.700 something yeah

01:01:43.040 and they of course

01:01:45.500 it's designed that

01:01:46.300 way they want you to

01:01:47.260 be addicted to it

01:01:48.160 sure but if you

01:01:51.560 okay so just like

01:01:53.240 with anything else

01:01:54.120 if you like when

01:01:56.660 you start doing

01:01:57.300 something like you

01:01:57.900 start going to the

01:01:58.600 gym or you start

01:01:59.520 you know doing

01:02:00.480 something else do

01:02:01.920 the same thing with

01:02:03.280 your your electronic

01:02:04.920 usage like you know

01:02:05.840 you it's i the

01:02:09.020 dichotomy surrounding

01:02:10.440 adult cell phone or

01:02:13.120 tablet or phone

01:02:14.920 whatever usage and

01:02:17.140 then children it's

01:02:18.380 like there's so

01:02:20.080 much um there's

01:02:22.540 so much focus oh

01:02:24.200 one of my plants

01:02:25.080 is dead um

01:02:26.600 i just looked at

01:02:30.120 the front um

01:02:32.020 there's so much

01:02:34.180 focus on children

01:02:35.700 and i totally

01:02:36.340 understand that i

01:02:37.020 mean i'm a huge

01:02:37.620 advocate for you

01:02:38.800 know kids not

01:02:39.440 having screens or

01:02:40.200 any of that shit

01:02:40.820 um but it's weird

01:02:43.780 that there's that

01:02:44.800 there's not a lot

01:02:46.600 of focus on adult

01:02:48.940 over usage you

01:02:50.860 know like i know

01:02:52.140 that there's a you

01:02:52.900 know from going

01:02:53.580 through school and

01:02:54.220 things like that

01:02:54.740 that there are

01:02:55.360 there's a lot of

01:02:56.320 people who have

01:02:56.820 really serious

01:02:57.580 issues with their

01:02:58.160 phones right and

01:02:59.820 there's that ted

01:03:01.000 talk that's

01:03:01.580 circulating around

01:03:02.580 social media right

01:03:04.200 now um it pops

01:03:05.980 out every once in a

01:03:06.800 while just about

01:03:07.560 um about how if

01:03:11.720 you you see the

01:03:14.320 difference around

01:03:15.280 someone's cell phone

01:03:16.240 usage or um or

01:03:19.020 not in relationships

01:03:20.380 whether it be

01:03:21.140 interpersonal

01:03:21.660 relationships or

01:03:22.520 whatever and then

01:03:23.220 you can also see

01:03:24.220 the way that

01:03:25.360 person like if you

01:03:26.880 remove the phone

01:03:28.120 usage from your

01:03:29.160 life to like if

01:03:30.920 you cut it down to

01:03:31.920 like an hour a day

01:03:33.380 right you see how

01:03:36.340 how different your

01:03:37.900 life is and it's

01:03:40.240 not only in in your

01:03:41.520 interactions with

01:03:42.480 people because you're

01:03:44.300 not on your phone

01:03:45.180 talking to them

01:03:46.020 and sending them

01:03:46.660 memes 15 or 20

01:03:48.520 times a day and

01:03:49.540 talking to them for

01:03:50.180 little snippets of

01:03:50.880 time and having a

01:03:51.780 conversation that

01:03:52.720 never really has a

01:03:53.700 beginning or an end

01:03:54.680 but you you are

01:03:56.420 forced to again have

01:03:57.980 either face-to-face

01:03:59.120 conversations with

01:04:00.160 people or you're

01:04:01.560 forced to have like

01:04:02.620 uh a phone

01:04:04.200 conversation like an

01:04:05.040 actual you know like

01:04:06.040 an interaction where

01:04:06.980 you're forced to have

01:04:08.260 those conversations

01:04:09.660 conversations that

01:04:10.220 people are

01:04:11.220 uncomfortable having

01:04:12.680 now like if you

01:04:14.300 call somebody on the

01:04:15.360 phone a lot of

01:04:16.840 times you're like

01:04:17.560 yeah I don't have

01:04:18.000 time but then

01:04:19.240 we'll literally sit

01:04:20.200 there and text you

01:04:21.060 for 45 minutes

01:04:22.220 later and I get it

01:04:23.260 people are doing

01:04:24.020 things and I'm not

01:04:24.560 saying that but what

01:04:25.600 I'm saying is is

01:04:26.320 that like we are we

01:04:29.680 use our devices so

01:04:31.380 much all the time I

01:04:32.360 mean this is what

01:04:32.840 we're doing right now

01:04:33.840 right but if we

01:04:35.560 weren't doing this

01:04:36.360 right now there would

01:04:38.100 probably be a couple

01:04:39.220 of people in the

01:04:39.980 chat who were

01:04:40.780 talking to each

01:04:41.500 other on the phone

01:04:42.060 or whatever I would

01:04:42.680 hope right but if

01:04:45.040 you we we create

01:04:46.640 patterns and we

01:04:47.400 create behaviors and

01:04:48.560 we create all of

01:04:49.300 these things that it's

01:04:50.020 like like I talked

01:04:51.820 about on one of my

01:04:52.440 other streams where

01:04:53.320 remove the devices

01:04:55.080 from your sleeping

01:04:56.340 space and put limits

01:04:59.200 on those on those

01:05:01.100 devices whether it be

01:05:02.180 a computer or anything

01:05:03.120 else and see how

01:05:04.920 your how your whole

01:05:07.020 mood your whole

01:05:08.080 whole affect

01:05:08.880 everything changes

01:05:10.860 the way you sleep

01:05:12.120 the way you actually

01:05:13.760 interact with people

01:05:14.840 because you're

01:05:15.420 happier you're not

01:05:17.900 looking to you're

01:05:19.860 not looking for your

01:05:21.000 happiness or for a

01:05:22.100 dopamine hit from

01:05:23.300 your device you don't

01:05:25.140 need it because you

01:05:26.580 get it naturally

01:05:27.440 again well and it's

01:05:30.560 interesting because

01:05:31.080 yeah it is all about

01:05:32.220 the dopamine hit I

01:05:33.200 mean I don't know

01:05:34.880 that necessarily a lot

01:05:36.020 of people really kind

01:05:37.060 understand that

01:05:37.920 necessarily but like

01:05:39.260 when you get those

01:05:39.920 notifications when you

01:05:41.140 get and if you don't

01:05:43.300 that's the thing it's

01:05:44.560 the not getting

01:05:45.340 notifications try putting

01:05:47.520 your phone away for

01:05:49.200 45 minutes and and

01:05:52.140 and monitor your

01:05:53.260 psychological your

01:05:54.380 physiological symptoms

01:05:55.660 your heart rate goes

01:05:57.180 up your blood pressure

01:05:59.280 goes up like I've seen

01:06:01.560 people get visibly

01:06:02.980 agitated when I have

01:06:04.860 put limits on just

01:06:07.500 and not even like a

01:06:08.940 like I didn't even

01:06:10.320 let them know what I

01:06:11.060 was doing like it's a

01:06:13.380 let's put our phone

01:06:14.060 away for the weekend

01:06:14.700 and see and watching

01:06:16.340 someone get visibly

01:06:17.800 agitated because they

01:06:19.140 can't access nothing

01:06:22.140 it's addiction and people

01:06:25.440 don't seem to realize

01:06:26.660 the correlation between

01:06:28.020 that and it's like if

01:06:29.660 you understand the all

01:06:31.880 of the like all of

01:06:33.020 the the variables that

01:06:35.280 go along with addiction

01:06:36.180 and all of that that's

01:06:37.540 exactly what it is but

01:06:38.740 nobody wants to label

01:06:39.640 it as that because

01:06:40.600 everybody wants everyone

01:06:41.600 to keep using their

01:06:42.440 phones well and it's

01:06:43.820 also because when we

01:06:44.720 think of the word

01:06:45.280 addiction we think of

01:06:46.400 drugs we think of

01:06:47.500 alcohol we think of

01:06:48.740 cigarette it's it's like

01:06:50.560 a dirty word for but

01:06:52.880 it should be it should

01:06:54.160 be in this case too I

01:06:55.520 mean it is yeah but

01:06:58.000 but it's more so like

01:06:59.240 just a dirty word for

01:07:00.680 vices like alcohol and

01:07:02.580 such nobody really

01:07:04.120 looks at it in terms

01:07:05.500 of tablets phones like

01:07:08.160 especially with kids

01:07:09.140 because if if you had a

01:07:11.300 kid that you've taken

01:07:12.300 same thing yeah like

01:07:14.260 they freak out when you

01:07:15.320 mentioned the

01:07:15.740 physiological things like

01:07:17.460 what I've noticed is

01:07:19.260 it it's almost kind of

01:07:20.780 like I mean I'm in the

01:07:21.620 process of quitting

01:07:22.320 smoking so like I am all

01:07:23.860 about right now just kind

01:07:25.260 of feeling what let me

01:07:26.740 ask you a question if

01:07:28.820 right now your phone

01:07:30.580 died okay right

01:07:33.660 Friday afternoon three

01:07:35.020 o'clock your phone died

01:07:36.060 and you can't have

01:07:37.120 access like you won't

01:07:38.300 have your phone now

01:07:39.440 until Tuesday or

01:07:40.540 Wednesday yeah it's

01:07:44.400 going to suck like

01:07:45.360 that'll be very very

01:07:46.640 detrimental your gut

01:07:48.420 reaction is like anxiety

01:07:50.280 right away you get

01:07:52.020 anxiety from thinking

01:07:53.220 holy shit holy shit

01:07:55.800 but that's fucking

01:07:57.780 terrifying if you think

01:07:59.340 about that because we

01:08:00.520 used to just leave our

01:08:01.440 house and not think

01:08:03.120 about it ever we would

01:08:05.440 leave a house if we

01:08:06.620 have we're going

01:08:07.100 somewhere we had our

01:08:08.080 fucking directions

01:08:08.780 written down or we had

01:08:09.640 looked over and you're

01:08:10.260 like okay I got to turn

01:08:11.200 right here I got to

01:08:12.440 remember to turn right

01:08:13.320 left at that fucking

01:08:14.200 church house but the

01:08:15.060 third one not the second

01:08:16.040 one you know well I

01:08:17.920 think that's what kind

01:08:19.080 of gives a very strange

01:08:20.600 perspective for us though

01:08:21.820 is because we we did

01:08:23.040 come from a time where

01:08:24.760 there were no cell

01:08:25.880 phones so we were old

01:08:27.640 enough to to understand

01:08:29.460 and feel what it was

01:08:31.420 like to leave without

01:08:32.360 having constant contact

01:08:34.980 anymore or having to

01:08:36.240 just go and knock on

01:08:37.860 somebody's door to find

01:08:39.100 out if they're home or

01:08:40.500 you know things like that

01:08:42.080 to now we're like so and

01:08:45.460 I don't really want to

01:08:46.240 say connected because it

01:08:47.360 is kind of more like an

01:08:48.680 illusion of connection

01:08:50.100 but for lack of a

01:08:52.740 better word we are more

01:08:53.820 connected this way

01:08:55.000 through the phones and

01:08:56.320 so much so that when we

01:08:57.680 don't have them it's

01:08:59.220 detrimental like to be

01:09:00.580 perfectly honest if I

01:09:01.620 lost my phone right now

01:09:02.760 I would not be able to

01:09:05.060 buzz anybody into my

01:09:06.000 apartment building

01:09:06.840 right I would not be

01:09:09.340 able to like there's a

01:09:10.300 lot of things that I

01:09:11.460 actually have to rely on

01:09:13.080 my phone for but again

01:09:14.660 and here there's the

01:09:15.800 segue into the

01:09:16.420 conversation surrounding

01:09:17.520 the entire when if

01:09:19.840 that ever happens where

01:09:21.320 the cell phones go

01:09:22.200 down or the cellular

01:09:23.260 networks go down or all

01:09:24.940 of that stuff that's

01:09:25.760 exactly what's going to

01:09:27.720 happen boats cars

01:09:29.980 payment systems security

01:09:32.940 systems everything goes

01:09:35.660 down banking systems all

01:09:37.860 of it is connected if I

01:09:39.220 can smash the window to

01:09:40.480 get out of the building

01:09:41.140 right because I don't

01:09:43.900 have a key for that door

01:09:44.920 chaos chaos ensues when

01:09:49.300 like to think about it

01:09:53.700 too like that's actually

01:09:55.980 kind of a compounded

01:09:57.020 problem because you

01:09:57.720 mentioned earlier the

01:09:58.580 the idea that okay we

01:09:59.760 would be addicted to our

01:10:00.780 phones and that when you

01:10:02.600 are without them that

01:10:04.020 there are those

01:10:04.660 physiological factors and

01:10:06.260 there are like those I

01:10:08.820 guess withdrawal symptoms

01:10:09.900 yeah imagine everything

01:10:11.860 goes down I mean shit is

01:10:13.780 already going to be chaotic

01:10:15.260 and now you're also adding

01:10:17.120 in that people are

01:10:18.180 fucking going through

01:10:19.000 withdrawal from not being

01:10:20.600 able to use their phones

01:10:21.740 like it's it is going to

01:10:22.860 be intense well I think

01:10:24.780 it's not even going to be

01:10:25.680 the withdrawal of the

01:10:27.120 phone but I think it's

01:10:28.020 going to be a but the

01:10:29.620 mix well I think it's

01:10:31.560 going to be chaos because

01:10:32.580 there's not no one's going

01:10:34.000 to be able to do or find

01:10:35.540 or you know it's gonna be

01:10:38.500 fucked up that's for sure

01:10:39.400 yeah and I might like my

01:10:43.100 thought is when it all

01:10:44.140 first like it like let's

01:10:47.640 just say there was like

01:10:48.540 some sort of EMP or just

01:10:49.920 something takes out the

01:10:50.940 internet takes out you know

01:10:52.700 all of that I think first

01:10:54.420 group to capitalize it's

01:10:55.880 going to be your criminal

01:10:56.580 element so that's what you

01:10:58.760 really have to do

01:10:59.500 government no I mean like

01:11:01.800 the actual like well

01:11:03.940 fucking like like street

01:11:07.180 level fucking criminals right

01:11:08.840 they're just going to see

01:11:09.740 opportunity the second

01:11:10.840 everything shuts down I

01:11:12.320 see yeah right I think

01:11:16.400 that's that's the first

01:11:17.420 part anyway that smells so

01:11:20.080 good I can't handle it this

01:11:21.920 is the worst part about

01:11:22.720 cooking is that I have to

01:11:23.560 sit here and smell it the

01:11:24.460 whole time it's cooking and

01:11:25.280 I'm just like I just want

01:11:26.140 to eat up and you have to

01:11:32.540 wait so long for pulled

01:11:33.640 pork it's not like it's

01:11:35.440 just gonna happen yeah

01:11:36.960 right I don't know I don't

01:11:39.300 make pulled pork so if I

01:11:40.740 have pulled pork it's

01:11:41.500 because I go and get it

01:11:42.640 you said you have a

01:11:46.400 crock pot yeah yeah so you

01:11:50.800 watched what I did yeah I

01:11:53.740 chopped up the things and

01:11:54.640 put it in the can it in the

01:11:55.560 pot yeah and you expect me

01:11:57.160 to recreate that okay first

01:11:59.060 of all chopping stuff is

01:12:00.480 where I fucking like no no no

01:12:02.960 no I don't want to chop

01:12:04.660 anything you open up a bag

01:12:06.200 of mini potatoes and dump

01:12:07.300 it in and then you chop up

01:12:08.960 a sweet potato an onion a

01:12:11.420 jalapeno and really that's

01:12:15.580 it that all I put in there

01:12:17.780 this time yeah sometimes I

01:12:19.680 put in the celery and some

01:12:20.780 other stuff today did it

01:12:22.420 applesauce

01:12:23.340 crisscross applesauce my

01:12:26.840 applesauce is good all

01:12:28.880 right all right you can do

01:12:32.260 it and all you have to do is

01:12:33.200 just put it in your crock pot

01:12:34.360 and then put it on high

01:12:36.620 for like probably an hour

01:12:41.340 maybe two hours no one one

01:12:44.340 hour on high and then

01:12:46.160 probably two or three hours

01:12:47.100 on low

01:12:47.500 I don't know but yeah put in

01:12:53.080 the oven

01:12:53.460 probably should learn how to

01:12:57.280 cook a little better but I

01:12:58.720 just say

01:12:59.020 just watch me make it

01:13:00.620 yeah

01:13:01.420 watch me make it you can make

01:13:03.420 it now

01:13:03.800 you have an oven you're not

01:13:05.840 that retarded

01:13:06.500 I see you underestimate my

01:13:10.160 retardedness

01:13:10.920 I even showed you how to make

01:13:13.440 fucking coleslaw you have no

01:13:15.100 excuse

01:13:15.480 none

01:13:16.880 but technically I knew how to

01:13:18.920 make coleslaw already because

01:13:20.020 I worked a

01:13:20.620 I've worked a restaurant

01:13:22.780 so like I mean there are

01:13:23.960 some things I can do I just

01:13:26.300 don't like to

01:13:26.980 so you can peel potatoes chop

01:13:29.800 some lettuce

01:13:30.280 yes

01:13:31.020 all right

01:13:33.260 I mean I can do the things

01:13:34.740 you're just a lazy prick

01:13:37.740 a little

01:13:38.560 but just I don't I don't like I

01:13:45.480 don't know cooking is it depends

01:13:48.140 right like if I or if I have an

01:13:51.120 idea of something that I want to

01:13:52.580 make

01:13:52.820 that's different because then I go

01:13:55.960 all gung-ho and I very much

01:13:59.060 enjoy it

01:13:59.580 but if it's like the daily

01:14:04.580 grind like I got to figure out

01:14:06.420 what the fuck's for dinner

01:14:07.500 cook the dinner clean the

01:14:08.740 dinner fucking do all the shit

01:14:10.140 for the dinner fuck you I'll

01:14:11.360 just order pizza

01:14:12.180 yeah see that's my jam though I

01:14:15.220 like doing all the things

01:14:16.440 yeah I'm not

01:14:17.920 I mean I was so embarrassed when

01:14:20.080 I had that fucking party and

01:14:21.240 didn't have any food

01:14:22.060 honestly that is I am

01:14:23.680 I am never gonna let myself

01:14:25.320 live that down

01:14:26.020 my own fault and I am gonna be

01:14:28.440 embarrassed about that for the

01:14:29.580 rest of my days

01:14:30.520 yes

01:14:30.900 I was full of people and was

01:14:32.360 like

01:14:32.620 no food

01:14:34.060 frozen pizza

01:14:35.340 well I guess I'm just gonna

01:14:37.320 order dominoes

01:14:38.460 whatever

01:14:39.240 whatever

01:14:40.960 no

01:14:41.740 that just that just reminded me

01:14:44.680 of home

01:14:45.860 no but the worst part is it's

01:14:47.880 like I eat better than that on

01:14:49.240 like an average Tuesday night

01:14:51.280 than

01:14:51.940 than when I had like 30 people

01:14:54.360 in my fucking house

01:14:55.380 yeah no I I could tell

01:14:57.820 because like when you made

01:14:58.840 like the hot cheese and like

01:15:00.480 all this other I'm like

01:15:01.520 watching you make like snacks

01:15:02.980 I'm like Jesus man like

01:15:04.260 snacks at my house is like a

01:15:05.760 bag of chips

01:15:06.380 maybe

01:15:07.640 maybe some cookies

01:15:09.140 yeah

01:15:10.880 I made that cheese again but

01:15:13.940 with uh

01:15:14.840 chili and oil

01:15:16.080 and peach jam

01:15:18.060 and

01:15:19.220 the same stinky cheese

01:15:21.720 oh so good

01:15:23.980 I dipped some

01:15:25.900 raw grey zucchini

01:15:27.440 um

01:15:28.180 in it

01:15:29.820 so good

01:15:31.220 all right then

01:15:32.600 so good

01:15:33.960 I love cheese

01:15:35.080 warmed up in the oven

01:15:36.100 Sarah loves hot cheese

01:15:39.240 oh my god

01:15:41.540 that's a great idea

01:15:42.320 that's what I'm gonna make

01:15:43.800 tomorrow for lunch

01:15:44.740 all right

01:15:46.180 I told you

01:15:47.160 cream brie

01:15:48.260 and I got

01:15:48.820 some fucking

01:15:49.600 I'll have some

01:15:50.220 oh I

01:15:50.820 yes

01:15:51.860 got it

01:15:53.320 oh my god

01:15:54.380 terrible ice

01:15:55.400 onion

01:15:55.600 brew cheese

01:15:56.220 it's good

01:15:56.700 that's amazing

01:15:58.400 yep

01:15:59.460 true story

01:16:01.380 something like that

01:16:03.200 all right

01:16:04.460 anything else going on

01:16:05.660 here

01:16:05.980 what else is going on

01:16:07.080 I have no idea

01:16:08.120 I'm just checking

01:16:09.000 did the crazy jeep

01:16:11.660 threaten you again

01:16:13.880 well he did respond

01:16:15.480 what did he tell me again

01:16:17.100 or is that fucking idiot

01:16:19.580 oh yeah he just called me

01:16:20.920 a dumb fuck

01:16:21.460 oh

01:16:22.340 okay

01:16:23.320 which we already established

01:16:24.960 he's the one who came here

01:16:26.100 and got scammed

01:16:26.800 and I just keep telling him

01:16:28.140 to go the fuck home

01:16:28.940 and that's now gonna be

01:16:32.120 that's now gonna be

01:16:32.800 the daily thing

01:16:33.460 because he told me

01:16:34.260 that it was none of his business

01:16:36.000 um

01:16:37.140 so there's some jeep

01:16:38.420 I don't know

01:16:38.880 found him on the twitter machine

01:16:40.000 uh

01:16:40.940 I don't even remember fully

01:16:42.140 what the whole thread

01:16:43.120 was even about

01:16:43.820 I just took it

01:16:44.760 as an opportunity

01:16:45.460 to tell him

01:16:46.360 to go the fuck home

01:16:47.180 uh

01:16:47.800 and at one point

01:16:48.440 suggested we should

01:16:49.260 use a catapult

01:16:50.040 um

01:16:51.500 I think that would be fun

01:16:52.880 right

01:16:53.280 just fucking

01:16:54.160 bring him to like

01:16:55.040 fucking

01:16:55.680 Newfoundland

01:16:57.200 load him up

01:16:58.260 on a fucking catapult

01:16:59.500 right into the ocean

01:17:00.480 there you go

01:17:01.180 um

01:17:02.460 but yeah

01:17:03.500 I told him

01:17:04.440 uh

01:17:04.860 he was saying

01:17:05.980 that he needs to earn

01:17:06.820 his money

01:17:07.340 the money back

01:17:08.140 that he spent on college

01:17:09.520 and then he'll leave

01:17:10.380 I was like

01:17:11.380 well that's not just

01:17:12.140 that's not gonna happen

01:17:13.140 just go now

01:17:13.980 right

01:17:14.680 get out

01:17:15.300 bye

01:17:15.900 he's an idiot

01:17:16.400 yeah

01:17:17.140 so and then I

01:17:18.200 then I suggested

01:17:19.000 that if he was gonna

01:17:20.040 at least stay

01:17:20.700 to at least

01:17:21.840 use the toilet

01:17:23.060 and wash your hands

01:17:24.200 maybe stay off the road

01:17:25.560 uh

01:17:26.680 to which he said

01:17:27.460 that it was none of his

01:17:28.240 goddamn business

01:17:28.960 and that I should not

01:17:29.760 tell him what to do

01:17:30.620 well I said

01:17:33.020 well I said that

01:17:33.160 as long as he's here

01:17:33.960 he is my business

01:17:34.880 damn it

01:17:35.320 and every day

01:17:36.160 I am gonna remind him

01:17:38.060 so

01:17:38.420 go the fuck home

01:17:40.180 that's what I'm doing

01:17:41.160 every day

01:17:41.740 I'm gonna tweet him once

01:17:43.200 and just say

01:17:44.240 go the fuck home

01:17:45.520 I think that's a great idea

01:17:47.460 it's my plan

01:17:48.560 we'll see

01:17:49.600 and I've added him

01:17:50.280 to the Johnny Rotten

01:17:51.040 Appreciation Society

01:17:52.120 it's a list on Twitter

01:17:53.100 that I've created

01:17:53.820 uh for people

01:17:55.080 to praise my balls

01:17:55.880 praise your balls

01:18:01.040 yeah

01:18:01.440 yeah

01:18:01.900 like it's basically

01:18:02.920 my troll section

01:18:03.840 so if anybody

01:18:04.620 starts trolling me

01:18:05.400 they get added

01:18:06.060 um

01:18:07.420 unfortunately

01:18:09.060 like there should be

01:18:10.420 like five members

01:18:11.440 in there

01:18:11.920 but they keep blocking me

01:18:13.300 when I add them

01:18:14.000 to this list

01:18:14.780 I don't understand

01:18:19.600 I can't handle it

01:18:21.880 can't handle what

01:18:24.380 smell

01:18:26.100 oh yeah

01:18:27.240 oh god

01:18:29.360 it just smells like

01:18:31.060 weed in here

01:18:31.680 yeah well

01:18:33.040 it smells like weed

01:18:34.160 and really good

01:18:35.640 cooking pork

01:18:36.780 yeah not here

01:18:38.080 smells like

01:18:38.900 fat

01:18:40.520 spices

01:18:41.780 oh

01:18:42.180 oh my god

01:18:42.920 I forgot to put in

01:18:43.560 the secrets

01:18:44.060 oh yeah

01:18:45.220 okay

01:18:45.760 fuck

01:18:46.500 what the fuck

01:18:49.500 happened

01:18:49.880 why is the pope

01:18:50.660 trending

01:18:51.060 I have to put in

01:18:52.400 the secrets

01:18:52.840 without anybody

01:18:53.380 seeing it

01:18:54.360 people are going to

01:18:57.540 see anyway

01:18:58.040 oh I think the pope

01:18:59.560 am I understanding

01:19:00.940 this correctly

01:19:01.560 the pope was

01:19:02.140 basically telling

01:19:02.960 Ukraine to

01:19:03.700 fucking

01:19:04.020 find courage

01:19:06.600 and agree to

01:19:07.280 negotiations

01:19:08.080 so basically

01:19:09.420 the pope's like

01:19:10.140 you guys suck

01:19:10.960 stop fighting

01:19:11.920 that's how I

01:19:14.900 interpret that

01:19:15.560 which they do

01:19:16.260 suck

01:19:16.500 they've been

01:19:16.780 getting their

01:19:17.060 ass

01:19:17.280 fucked

01:19:17.640 kicked

01:19:18.980 and just

01:19:19.500 taking in

01:19:20.160 money for

01:19:20.760 whatever

01:19:22.660 jesus

01:19:23.800 yeah

01:19:27.480 but the pope's

01:19:32.240 trending

01:19:32.520 apparently

01:19:33.160 okay

01:19:34.220 yeah

01:19:34.580 yeah

01:19:34.920 that's right

01:19:35.340 the pope

01:19:35.640 says

01:19:35.940 Ukraine

01:19:36.340 should have

01:19:36.940 the courage

01:19:37.520 to

01:19:38.180 surrender

01:19:39.600 and of course

01:19:40.960 all the

01:19:41.280 slavas

01:19:41.780 they're

01:19:42.200 slaving hard

01:19:43.020 and saying

01:19:43.680 that's

01:19:44.040 stupid

01:19:44.580 stupid

01:19:47.520 is getting

01:19:47.940 your ass

01:19:48.340 kicked

01:19:48.580 by Russia

01:19:49.220 that's

01:19:49.900 stupid

01:19:50.380 and taking

01:19:53.840 our fucking

01:19:54.300 money

01:19:54.640 that's pretty

01:19:55.160 goddamn

01:19:55.560 stupid

01:19:55.900 too

01:19:56.180 stop it

01:19:56.680 wait

01:20:02.460 wait

01:20:02.960 oh

01:20:03.580 so close

01:20:05.180 guys

01:20:05.540 so close

01:20:06.300 that'll be

01:20:08.820 the

01:20:09.260 almost

01:20:11.820 that was

01:20:13.020 close

01:20:13.520 that was

01:20:14.340 close

01:20:14.880 that one

01:20:15.540 like snuck

01:20:16.040 up there

01:20:16.440 we almost

01:20:17.520 got to see

01:20:18.140 Sarah's ass

01:20:18.900 that's gonna

01:20:20.880 be like the

01:20:21.420 whole fucking

01:20:22.060 theme of this

01:20:23.140 this stream

01:20:24.000 from here on

01:20:24.820 out now

01:20:25.320 is can

01:20:26.160 will we get

01:20:27.080 a chance

01:20:27.660 to see

01:20:28.720 Sarah's ass

01:20:30.060 yeah we've

01:20:31.160 seen her

01:20:31.480 pulled pork

01:20:32.100 I'd show

01:20:33.260 mine but I

01:20:33.960 think that

01:20:34.260 would get

01:20:34.560 us nuked

01:20:35.980 your pulled

01:20:37.380 pork

01:20:37.720 or your ass

01:20:38.520 well I mean

01:20:41.040 it'd be both

01:20:41.640 really but

01:20:42.360 I don't

01:20:45.920 think rumble

01:20:48.020 will let me

01:20:48.420 pull my

01:20:48.780 pork here

01:20:49.280 I don't

01:20:49.700 know

01:20:50.140 please don't

01:20:51.660 told you

01:20:54.340 there's a

01:20:55.600 little bit

01:20:55.940 of autism

01:20:56.400 here

01:20:56.880 please don't

01:20:57.520 talk about

01:20:58.100 weird things

01:20:59.160 whatever

01:21:00.300 fuck around

01:21:03.140 and find

01:21:03.460 out

01:21:03.740 I guess

01:21:04.640 so

01:21:05.080 right

01:21:05.840 I guess

01:21:07.060 so

01:21:07.440 just waiting

01:21:09.640 to

01:21:09.920 wait

01:21:10.340 to catch

01:21:10.700 a glimpse

01:21:11.120 see if

01:21:11.540 maybe it'll

01:21:12.000 happen

01:21:12.340 nope

01:21:12.660 not happening

01:21:13.360 yet

01:21:13.720 stay tuned

01:21:15.100 guys it

01:21:15.620 could happen

01:21:16.140 at any

01:21:16.520 time though

01:21:17.320 fresh

01:21:18.260 grated

01:21:18.500 nutmeg

01:21:18.840 that's

01:21:19.320 what I

01:21:19.500 forgot

01:21:19.780 earlier

01:21:20.320 oh

01:21:20.960 that was

01:21:22.960 close

01:21:23.460 that was

01:21:24.420 super

01:21:24.700 close

01:21:25.280 was it

01:21:26.620 that was

01:21:27.320 close

01:21:27.700 yeah

01:21:28.160 that was

01:21:28.680 too

01:21:29.120 close

01:21:29.580 yeah

01:21:30.380 okay

01:21:31.120 that's

01:21:31.460 it

01:21:31.700 no more

01:21:32.760 you get

01:21:33.420 no more

01:21:34.240 hey share

01:21:35.040 this out

01:21:35.600 guys

01:21:36.020 get

01:21:36.760 fucked

01:21:37.200 that's

01:21:39.880 it

01:21:40.880 no more

01:21:44.940 I'm

01:21:46.660 putting

01:21:46.860 pants

01:21:47.200 on

01:21:47.400 right

01:21:47.640 now

01:21:48.200 oh

01:21:48.880 no

01:21:49.420 no

01:21:50.360 I

01:21:51.180 ruined

01:21:51.580 it

01:21:52.180 dicks

01:21:54.160 you guys

01:21:59.500 can see

01:22:00.080 ass

01:22:00.400 like what

01:22:00.700 do you

01:22:00.900 think

01:22:01.200 we're

01:22:02.860 trying to

01:22:03.940 anyway

01:22:04.420 I feel

01:22:05.260 like if

01:22:05.720 I'm going

01:22:06.080 to show

01:22:06.420 my ass

01:22:06.980 and cook

01:22:07.480 I feel

01:22:07.880 like I

01:22:08.200 should put

01:22:08.580 it on

01:22:08.860 only fans

01:22:09.840 and get

01:22:10.340 probably

01:22:10.880 a little

01:22:11.820 bit of

01:22:12.140 ass

01:22:12.340 probably

01:22:13.220 not going

01:22:13.900 to show

01:22:14.160 anything

01:22:14.400 else

01:22:14.820 so

01:22:15.120 yeah

01:22:15.840 right

01:22:16.100 I don't

01:22:17.760 I can't

01:22:18.340 even

01:22:18.640 never be

01:22:21.060 a stripper

01:22:21.440 I have

01:22:21.820 the worst

01:22:22.220 rhythm

01:22:22.560 ever

01:22:22.980 oh

01:22:23.720 we were

01:22:24.300 so close

01:22:24.980 guys

01:22:25.440 that close

01:22:27.040 right there

01:22:27.860 you dicks

01:22:29.000 actually think

01:22:29.620 I'm gonna

01:22:29.880 let you see

01:22:30.200 my ass

01:22:30.620 well I mean

01:22:32.600 there's always

01:22:33.560 hope right

01:22:34.160 it's like

01:22:34.620 it's like

01:22:36.780 it's like

01:22:37.220 we're like

01:22:37.640 fucking 10

01:22:38.380 again

01:22:38.740 and like

01:22:39.320 you know

01:22:39.580 you got it

01:22:40.020 on the channel

01:22:40.620 that's just

01:22:41.040 a little bit

01:22:41.560 fuzzy

01:22:41.940 and you're

01:22:42.420 like just

01:22:42.800 squinting

01:22:43.360 and you're

01:22:43.880 like I think

01:22:44.640 it

01:22:44.840 I think

01:22:45.440 that was

01:22:45.780 it

01:22:46.100 you know

01:22:48.140 right

01:22:50.640 see

01:22:51.420 now

01:22:52.500 that's all

01:22:53.240 you get

01:22:53.700 watching

01:22:54.780 showcase

01:22:55.260 after nine

01:22:56.000 o'clock

01:22:56.360 you know

01:22:57.060 no

01:22:57.820 see

01:22:58.940 right

01:23:00.940 I gotta

01:23:02.380 put pants

01:23:02.840 on

01:23:03.140 well you

01:23:05.120 didn't

01:23:05.280 have to

01:23:07.140 I definitely

01:23:08.220 have to

01:23:09.160 no

01:23:09.940 chat

01:23:10.740 does she

01:23:11.120 have to

01:23:11.640 I don't

01:23:12.420 think she

01:23:12.760 has to

01:23:13.220 no

01:23:13.540 relax

01:23:14.880 all right

01:23:15.860 we could

01:23:16.200 push this

01:23:16.680 up to

01:23:17.220 to 40

01:23:17.860 viewers

01:23:18.300 maybe

01:23:18.780 no

01:23:19.500 we're

01:23:20.640 sitting at

01:23:21.040 29 right

01:23:21.780 now

01:23:21.980 we lost

01:23:22.420 one

01:23:22.660 because you

01:23:23.040 said that

01:23:23.540 you were

01:23:23.800 going to put

01:23:24.100 your pants

01:23:24.540 on

01:23:25.240 sure

01:23:26.260 I'm sure

01:23:27.320 that

01:23:27.520 yeah we

01:23:28.480 were at

01:23:28.820 30 and

01:23:29.380 then you

01:23:29.620 said that

01:23:30.120 now we're

01:23:30.440 down to

01:23:30.740 29 what's

01:23:31.580 going on

01:23:31.980 it's probably

01:23:33.720 just Rachel

01:23:34.440 yeah right

01:23:36.660 it's three o'clock

01:23:37.580 she does have to

01:23:38.300 go up for her

01:23:38.920 evening show

01:23:39.680 Rachel Gilhor who

01:23:41.400 can never post

01:23:42.280 anything without a

01:23:43.280 massive shot of

01:23:44.780 cleavage because

01:23:45.480 she knows the

01:23:46.300 only thing anybody

01:23:47.120 is interested in

01:23:48.140 is her tits

01:23:49.500 you'll have to

01:23:56.900 go back to

01:23:57.480 your home

01:23:58.040 lurkers life

01:24:03.100 matters folks

01:24:04.140 that's what

01:24:04.680 you was saying

01:24:05.360 okay

01:24:06.600 as we lurk on

01:24:08.600 Sarah cooking in

01:24:09.760 the kitchen with

01:24:10.360 no pants

01:24:11.000 now you don't

01:24:14.080 get you

01:24:14.620 see

01:24:15.240 now you don't

01:24:16.900 get anything

01:24:17.520 well

01:24:18.580 we're so

01:24:20.260 close

01:24:20.740 yep

01:24:21.960 so close

01:24:22.740 you get

01:24:23.020 nothing

01:24:23.420 all right

01:24:24.520 we don't get

01:24:25.060 to see the

01:24:25.460 oven anymore

01:24:26.140 nope

01:24:28.380 whatever

01:24:29.620 you can't

01:24:30.160 handle it

01:24:30.760 at least I

01:24:32.060 still have that

01:24:32.600 Sam Walker

01:24:33.080 video

01:24:33.540 where did that

01:24:38.040 end up

01:24:38.560 huh

01:24:39.540 where did that

01:24:40.600 end up

01:24:41.160 do I have

01:24:41.800 that too

01:24:42.280 I sent one

01:24:43.560 to you

01:24:44.780 and I sent

01:24:45.160 one to

01:24:45.440 slip

01:24:45.680 that's where

01:24:46.640 I've sent

01:24:47.040 that

01:24:47.520 okay

01:24:47.860 and then

01:24:48.860 I have

01:24:49.280 a copy

01:24:49.720 so

01:24:50.760 okay

01:24:51.840 yeah

01:24:52.800 so there

01:24:53.800 are three

01:24:54.200 copies

01:24:54.720 available

01:24:55.400 you slip

01:24:57.300 and myself

01:24:57.960 so there

01:25:00.940 you go

01:25:01.240 it's a good

01:25:03.060 time

01:25:03.380 it was so

01:25:04.480 much fun

01:25:04.880 I'm gonna

01:25:05.260 go again

01:25:06.000 next month

01:25:08.440 hang on

01:25:08.920 you want in

01:25:09.620 Toronto

01:25:09.900 yeah you

01:25:10.800 want to go

01:25:11.280 that is a

01:25:12.360 possibility

01:25:12.800 actually

01:25:13.420 because I

01:25:13.900 would love to

01:25:14.500 hang on

01:25:15.420 where's the

01:25:16.020 thing I

01:25:16.380 have it

01:25:16.700 I don't know

01:25:17.360 what's the

01:25:17.840 stuff

01:25:18.140 there

01:25:18.560 uh

01:25:19.740 April 5th

01:25:21.700 yes

01:25:22.020 because that

01:25:22.500 was a

01:25:23.020 fucking

01:25:23.380 fantastic

01:25:24.040 show

01:25:24.460 right

01:25:25.340 curious what's

01:25:28.580 gonna happen

01:25:28.940 now though

01:25:29.320 because they've

01:25:29.660 got some

01:25:30.100 some attentions

01:25:31.160 an anti-hate

01:25:33.060 article

01:25:33.520 who cares

01:25:36.160 sort of half

01:25:37.080 of us

01:25:37.300 I love

01:25:37.640 it

01:25:37.860 I think

01:25:38.320 it's

01:25:38.460 hilarious

01:25:38.880 but

01:25:39.580 like that's

01:25:40.560 what I'm

01:25:40.780 trying to

01:25:41.280 get

01:25:41.600 I gotta

01:25:45.060 they uh

01:25:45.700 they shared

01:25:46.140 a nice

01:25:46.480 picture there

01:25:47.140 fucking

01:25:47.500 tofu was

01:25:48.220 in it

01:25:48.740 edgy

01:25:49.920 was in

01:25:50.400 it

01:25:50.720 uh

01:25:52.160 you know

01:25:52.760 yeah they

01:25:53.680 always picked

01:25:54.180 the dumbest

01:25:55.320 pictures

01:25:55.700 yeah well

01:25:56.960 it was a

01:25:57.360 shot of

01:25:57.900 uh

01:25:58.280 it was

01:25:58.520 Sam Walker

01:25:59.120 and Uncle

01:25:59.440 Hack

01:25:59.840 uh

01:26:00.720 Fairy

01:26:01.000 Derek

01:26:01.500 edgy

01:26:02.660 and

01:26:03.640 tofu

01:26:04.060 I'm pretty

01:26:06.200 I'm I think

01:26:06.900 I got

01:26:07.180 everybody

01:26:07.600 um

01:26:08.500 but yeah

01:26:09.100 mine just

01:26:10.800 has me in

01:26:11.340 it

01:26:11.700 I was like

01:26:12.240 that's a good

01:26:13.000 looking group

01:26:13.620 you know

01:26:14.140 I'm alone

01:26:14.620 in mine

01:26:15.080 oh

01:26:16.260 they're retarded

01:26:20.120 they really

01:26:20.800 are

01:26:21.100 it's just a

01:26:23.020 matter of time

01:26:23.520 before I

01:26:24.040 get on there

01:26:25.080 yeah

01:26:26.900 it'll happen

01:26:28.000 doesn't really

01:26:29.060 mean anything

01:26:29.660 no

01:26:30.740 well I just

01:26:32.100 I want to be

01:26:32.620 famous

01:26:33.020 let's go

01:26:33.740 oh does that

01:26:34.640 make you famous

01:26:35.360 I don't know

01:26:36.200 does it

01:26:36.660 I don't

01:26:37.160 think so

01:26:37.680 any hate

01:26:39.260 it's like

01:26:40.980 where they

01:26:41.220 put the

01:26:41.480 retards

01:26:42.000 I just

01:26:42.980 feel that

01:26:43.960 I just

01:26:44.680 feel that

01:26:45.060 if you make

01:26:45.500 any hate

01:26:45.940 it means

01:26:46.240 you've done

01:26:46.660 something

01:26:47.060 right

01:26:47.500 maybe

01:26:51.220 I've always

01:26:53.260 got a cunt

01:26:53.780 so I don't

01:26:54.580 think I'm

01:26:55.060 new on your

01:26:55.640 radar

01:26:55.920 yeah that's

01:26:56.980 true

01:26:57.300 I got a

01:26:59.260 new

01:26:59.560 Juden

01:27:00.480 Peter

01:27:01.200 signed

01:27:01.740 video that

01:27:02.400 would probably

01:27:03.040 get you an

01:27:03.700 anti-hate

01:27:04.300 article

01:27:04.680 says Jason

01:27:05.340 no

01:27:06.420 all right

01:27:08.080 no

01:27:09.360 there

01:27:14.940 says no

01:27:15.620 well you can

01:27:16.720 do whatever

01:27:17.020 you want

01:27:17.360 I don't

01:27:17.660 care

01:27:17.940 well I've been

01:27:21.340 trying to do

01:27:21.860 what I want

01:27:22.420 you keep

01:27:22.820 saying no

01:27:23.440 sorry do

01:27:24.460 what you

01:27:24.640 want I

01:27:24.960 don't give

01:27:25.200 a fuck

01:27:25.520 why would

01:27:25.940 you pretend

01:27:26.260 like I

01:27:26.620 care

01:27:26.820 I just

01:27:27.980 like saying

01:27:28.340 no and

01:27:28.760 then people

01:27:29.060 do what

01:27:29.360 I say

01:27:29.760 so no I

01:27:30.620 know right

01:27:31.040 it is fun

01:27:32.340 but do

01:27:32.980 you

01:27:33.340 plus we

01:27:35.520 got it we

01:27:35.800 got to get

01:27:36.160 in as much

01:27:36.680 as we can

01:27:37.340 before the

01:27:38.380 online harms

01:27:39.040 bill goes

01:27:39.480 through right

01:27:40.240 yeah sure

01:27:41.140 not that I'm

01:27:42.300 gonna change

01:27:42.840 once that

01:27:43.340 actually does

01:27:43.900 go through

01:27:44.340 I figure

01:27:44.780 whatever

01:27:45.140 fuck it

01:27:45.700 I'm doomed

01:27:46.240 I will

01:27:47.000 I will have

01:27:48.560 to set up

01:27:49.260 some backup

01:27:49.780 arrangements for

01:27:50.700 Connor

01:27:51.020 and then

01:27:53.880 yeah

01:27:54.220 that'll be

01:27:55.280 the way

01:27:55.520 that goes

01:27:56.040 oh you

01:27:57.760 mean like

01:27:58.040 you're just

01:27:58.260 gonna get

01:27:58.480 arrested

01:27:58.820 yeah

01:27:59.640 right

01:28:00.200 I don't

01:28:02.240 think it's

01:28:02.540 gonna be

01:28:02.780 that swift

01:28:03.340 I think

01:28:04.340 it will

01:28:04.620 be

01:28:04.880 no

01:28:05.640 oh it

01:28:07.140 will be

01:28:07.500 once once

01:28:09.180 that son of

01:28:09.800 a bitch

01:28:09.960 goes through

01:28:10.520 where the

01:28:10.800 fuck are

01:28:11.040 they gonna

01:28:11.240 put us

01:28:11.540 all they

01:28:11.780 don't have

01:28:12.020 anywhere to

01:28:12.360 put the

01:28:12.560 fucking

01:28:12.780 well that's

01:28:13.600 my plan

01:28:14.100 this is

01:28:14.560 this is

01:28:15.000 the entire

01:28:15.560 thing that

01:28:16.220 I want

01:28:16.680 is that

01:28:17.320 everybody

01:28:17.840 as soon as

01:28:18.420 that fucking

01:28:18.940 bill goes

01:28:19.460 through that

01:28:19.960 everybody

01:28:20.560 get arrested

01:28:21.320 everybody

01:28:22.240 everybody

01:28:23.320 go fucking

01:28:24.240 balls to

01:28:24.900 the wall

01:28:25.440 fucking

01:28:26.640 hard

01:28:27.380 art

01:28:27.820 and

01:28:29.240 show them

01:28:30.960 show them

01:28:32.660 it is

01:28:33.000 impossible

01:28:33.980 fucking

01:28:35.320 impossible

01:28:36.380 to enforce

01:28:37.980 this

01:28:38.460 right

01:28:40.900 because that

01:28:41.520 that's truly

01:28:42.120 the only way

01:28:42.720 that you can

01:28:43.220 fight against

01:28:43.960 a stupid

01:28:44.480 law

01:28:44.880 is you

01:28:45.560 have to

01:28:45.940 have

01:28:46.380 a huge

01:28:48.060 number of

01:28:48.620 people just

01:28:49.380 say fuck

01:28:50.000 you and

01:28:50.780 break that

01:28:51.360 law anyway

01:28:52.100 because they

01:28:54.240 can't

01:28:54.960 prosecute

01:28:55.940 at all

01:28:56.300 yeah

01:28:57.960 we're

01:28:58.220 we're

01:28:58.700 yeah

01:28:59.060 they

01:28:59.580 wouldn't

01:29:00.420 put me

01:29:00.820 anywhere

01:29:01.160 well I mean

01:29:01.860 they'll probably

01:29:02.300 put me

01:29:02.740 somewhere

01:29:03.060 but

01:29:03.560 some of you

01:29:05.540 other folks

01:29:06.060 might

01:29:06.400 might get

01:29:08.020 lucky

01:29:08.360 yeah

01:29:10.500 katie lang

01:29:11.100 over here

01:29:11.660 you're gonna

01:29:12.140 end up

01:29:12.440 in gen pop

01:29:14.120 with the

01:29:14.400 broads

01:29:15.440 well that's

01:29:16.100 the plan

01:29:16.560 i've seen

01:29:18.000 that britney

01:29:18.380 spears video

01:29:19.000 right

01:29:19.880 yeah

01:29:20.380 but that

01:29:21.960 is the

01:29:22.260 plan

01:29:22.580 oh

01:29:23.420 actually

01:29:24.340 i wonder

01:29:25.760 can i do

01:29:26.380 that

01:29:26.780 can i do

01:29:29.180 that

01:29:29.540 how would

01:29:29.960 i do

01:29:30.240 that

01:29:30.600 because i

01:29:32.160 remember when

01:29:33.180 i told you

01:29:33.600 that i did

01:29:34.000 one as

01:29:34.900 carity b

01:29:35.400 with wap

01:29:35.920 oh no don't

01:29:37.000 i found

01:29:37.880 it

01:29:38.260 oh no

01:29:39.060 you're so

01:29:40.100 creepy

01:29:40.720 are you gonna

01:29:41.420 show it

01:29:42.140 i might

01:29:43.360 you're gonna

01:29:44.040 traumatize people

01:29:45.080 let me see

01:29:46.140 let's see if it

01:29:49.900 works

01:29:50.300 i'm gonna try

01:29:54.900 this my laptop

01:29:55.760 might be

01:29:57.320 too shitty

01:29:58.260 but

01:29:58.600 oh do you

01:29:59.120 want to send

01:29:59.560 it oh

01:30:00.060 can you

01:30:01.200 we'll see

01:30:01.820 hold on

01:30:02.760 i'm gonna

01:30:03.780 find out

01:30:04.260 here

01:30:04.560 what do i

01:30:06.240 got on

01:30:06.580 here

01:30:06.740 holy

01:30:07.040 fuck

01:30:07.340 i got

01:30:07.560 a bunch

01:30:07.840 of

01:30:07.960 different

01:30:08.300 videos

01:30:09.640 that i

01:30:10.000 haven't

01:30:11.000 seen

01:30:13.040 at all

01:30:14.120 actually

01:30:18.600 oh yeah

01:30:20.020 pot cookie

01:30:20.660 i'm like

01:30:22.180 why are my

01:30:23.000 eyes heavy

01:30:23.460 let's try

01:30:23.800 this first

01:30:24.400 well this

01:30:24.900 will be the

01:30:25.240 test run

01:30:25.720 i'll put in

01:30:26.200 the uh

01:30:26.680 armed forces

01:30:27.600 ad

01:30:28.040 and see if

01:30:30.260 that actually

01:30:30.740 works or

01:30:31.360 not

01:30:31.700 can i add

01:30:35.760 stuff

01:30:36.200 to the

01:30:37.300 i don't

01:30:38.080 know what

01:30:38.340 i'm doing

01:30:38.800 just get

01:30:40.600 that out

01:30:40.980 of the

01:30:41.120 way first

01:30:41.640 i should

01:30:41.960 have that

01:30:42.480 on my

01:30:42.880 forehead

01:30:43.560 that is

01:30:44.880 literally

01:30:45.300 how i do

01:30:45.940 life

01:30:46.200 i have no

01:30:46.780 idea what

01:30:47.340 i'm doing

01:30:47.800 i'm just

01:30:48.800 i'm just

01:30:49.760 doing my

01:30:50.120 best

01:30:50.540 okay so

01:30:52.720 that is

01:30:53.620 there

01:30:54.200 just out

01:30:56.360 here living

01:30:56.680 my life

01:30:57.120 i don't

01:30:58.580 know if

01:30:58.900 i can

01:30:59.160 load

01:30:59.520 stuff

01:31:00.600 up

01:31:01.160 um

01:31:03.260 good

01:31:04.380 playlist

01:31:04.720 today

01:31:05.320 oh there

01:31:06.560 we go

01:31:06.880 okay

01:31:07.140 perfect

01:31:07.520 there it

01:31:10.620 is there

01:31:11.060 let's see

01:31:12.120 how well

01:31:12.500 this plays

01:31:13.140 how do i

01:31:14.160 how do i

01:31:18.120 make a play

01:31:18.520 now

01:31:19.020 oh just

01:31:20.260 like that

01:31:20.600 and always

01:31:22.100 has been

01:31:22.780 our country

01:31:23.420 and we

01:31:27.800 want canada

01:31:28.560 to be a

01:31:29.480 true north

01:31:30.100 that is as

01:31:30.880 strong and

01:31:31.720 as free as

01:31:32.960 it can be in

01:31:33.920 every way that

01:31:34.640 matters the best

01:31:35.640 country in the

01:31:36.240 world

01:31:36.500 you think

01:31:42.020 those military

01:31:42.700 videos look

01:31:43.380 cool and

01:31:43.880 want to

01:31:44.200 join the

01:31:44.520 army but

01:31:45.020 you suck

01:31:45.620 at call

01:31:46.020 of duty

01:31:46.380 do you

01:31:49.000 have no

01:31:49.480 idea how

01:31:50.340 to fire

01:31:50.760 a gun

01:31:51.220 maybe you

01:31:52.760 hate when

01:31:53.260 someone calls

01:31:53.980 you sir

01:31:54.620 excuse me

01:31:56.080 it's ma'am

01:31:56.840 it is ma'am

01:31:58.400 don't think

01:31:59.060 you can pass

01:31:59.720 an aptitude

01:32:00.300 test

01:32:00.880 well none

01:32:02.100 of that

01:32:02.380 matters

01:32:02.940 introducing

01:32:03.780 the new

01:32:04.440 canadian

01:32:04.960 armed forces

01:32:05.760 fast

01:32:06.260 pass

01:32:06.780 your canadian

01:32:07.900 armed forces

01:32:08.740 fast pass

01:32:09.460 allows direct

01:32:10.220 entry and

01:32:11.040 officer occupations

01:32:12.320 without taking

01:32:13.140 the aptitude

01:32:13.800 test allowing

01:32:14.880 you to skip

01:32:15.600 the lines

01:32:16.240 to the front

01:32:17.140 lines

01:32:17.820 the canadian

01:32:20.900 armed forces

01:32:21.760 a message

01:32:22.900 from the

01:32:23.220 government of

01:32:23.780 canada

01:32:24.240 all right

01:32:27.960 that did

01:32:28.280 work

01:32:28.640 that was

01:32:30.800 handy

01:32:31.180 so now

01:32:34.220 that i know

01:32:34.620 that

01:32:35.060 let's see

01:32:38.180 if i can

01:32:38.540 find that

01:32:39.120 it's gonna

01:32:41.240 be fucking

01:32:41.700 terrible i

01:32:42.400 apologize to

01:32:43.260 everybody but

01:32:44.000 it's gonna be

01:32:45.480 bad

01:32:45.800 it's gonna be

01:32:47.680 super bad

01:32:48.320 where did i put

01:32:51.400 it that's the

01:32:51.960 real question

01:32:52.620 all right

01:33:08.720 nevermind we

01:33:09.400 got lucky it's

01:33:09.960 gonna be too

01:33:10.320 hard to find

01:33:10.720 so fuck it

01:33:11.220 but now that

01:33:11.620 i know i can

01:33:12.040 do that

01:33:12.400 that is

01:33:13.100 ideal

01:33:13.440 that works

01:33:15.620 very nicely

01:33:16.780 what are

01:33:19.140 you doing

01:33:19.480 now

01:33:19.780 well you're

01:33:23.000 muted

01:33:23.300 yeah nobody

01:33:25.200 can hear

01:33:25.580 you

01:33:26.060 what are

01:33:30.680 you doing

01:33:31.060 i'm checking

01:33:34.500 the meat

01:33:34.960 checking the

01:33:36.880 meat

01:33:37.220 yeah all

01:33:38.000 right

01:33:38.180 i'm just glad

01:33:39.980 now i know

01:33:40.580 now i know

01:33:41.200 how to do

01:33:41.900 videos so

01:33:43.240 that'll

01:33:43.540 that'll work

01:33:44.180 nicely

01:33:44.580 okay

01:33:45.380 look in

01:33:48.260 my box

01:33:48.980 excuse me

01:33:50.920 that's what

01:33:53.000 she said

01:33:53.520 well i'm

01:33:54.980 not sarah's

01:33:55.620 the one that's

01:33:56.140 got a box

01:33:56.840 yes i do

01:33:58.220 what it was

01:33:58.840 all jigs

01:33:59.380 that was all

01:34:00.340 jason that's

01:34:01.520 that's what

01:34:02.280 i'm saying

01:34:02.900 yeah i'll have

01:34:03.940 to uh let

01:34:04.980 me do that

01:34:06.000 here you

01:34:06.720 sent it on

01:34:07.140 twitter didn't

01:34:07.760 you i think

01:34:08.580 so now i gotta

01:34:10.940 switch over to

01:34:11.600 here

01:34:11.900 figure out how

01:34:12.420 to use that

01:34:12.840 one day

01:34:13.220 i'm probably

01:34:14.940 gonna get a

01:34:15.400 little bit

01:34:15.680 come on

01:34:31.520 fucking slow

01:34:32.320 ass laptop

01:34:32.980 this thing

01:34:33.400 is a pile

01:34:33.960 of shit

01:34:34.320 yeah we need

01:34:40.420 to get you

01:34:40.960 a bigger

01:34:41.300 laptop

01:34:41.780 oh you know

01:34:47.220 what i actually

01:34:48.080 have an extra

01:34:48.780 laptop that you

01:34:49.680 could use it

01:34:50.440 just has to be

01:34:51.280 plugged in

01:34:52.040 yeah i also need

01:35:01.540 to delete a bunch

01:35:02.400 of shit

01:35:02.720 because i also

01:35:05.300 that's annoying

01:35:13.020 come on over

01:35:13.660 that island jason

01:35:14.560 yeah

01:35:16.320 oh okay i see

01:35:25.220 what he's got

01:35:25.660 here let's see

01:35:26.320 if i can download

01:35:27.020 this

01:35:27.560 oh my god

01:35:34.660 it smells so good

01:35:35.500 i can't wait

01:35:37.840 i'm just gonna sit

01:35:40.320 here and think

01:35:40.840 about eating that

01:35:41.740 in the next two

01:35:42.860 fucking hours

01:35:43.580 now

01:35:43.920 yeah that would

01:35:47.700 be nice

01:35:48.180 fuck off

01:35:48.960 no i don't want

01:35:50.500 it to play

01:35:51.020 what's a ram stick

01:35:52.420 is that where you

01:35:53.380 add extra memory

01:35:54.620 i don't know

01:35:56.660 i believe so

01:35:57.960 well i mean

01:36:00.060 one i like

01:36:00.820 the biggest thing

01:36:01.820 that i need to

01:36:02.320 do for sure

01:36:02.960 is i need to

01:36:03.520 actually clear it

01:36:04.180 up because i

01:36:04.600 dumped all of

01:36:05.500 like my videos

01:36:06.300 and pictures

01:36:07.180 from my old

01:36:08.120 phone into my

01:36:08.900 laptop and then

01:36:09.740 just fucked off

01:36:10.560 so i've got like

01:36:11.280 a shit ton of

01:36:11.960 like convoy

01:36:12.740 video and stuff

01:36:13.800 oh it's taken

01:36:15.520 up a lot of

01:36:17.000 fucking space

01:36:17.800 you just need to

01:36:18.440 take it off on

01:36:19.180 a portable hard

01:36:20.560 drive or whatever

01:36:21.120 yeah right

01:36:23.500 i already do that

01:36:26.300 i have a macbook

01:36:27.820 so i take all

01:36:30.020 my stuff

01:36:30.320 i think the only

01:36:30.920 way i'll be able

01:36:31.600 to do this

01:36:32.720 is if i do

01:36:33.240 the share screen

01:36:34.320 that's gonna suck

01:36:38.960 like 250

01:36:39.920 pounds

01:36:40.400 all right

01:36:44.180 yeah i'll have

01:36:44.720 to i'll have to

01:36:45.260 check that video

01:36:45.820 after i'm gonna

01:36:46.580 have to figure

01:36:46.960 shit out but

01:36:47.620 rogers has a

01:36:49.700 ram stick eh

01:36:50.540 i got rogers

01:36:52.660 i yell at them

01:36:54.200 often

01:36:54.560 oh

01:36:55.600 i used to

01:36:57.000 have one of

01:36:57.560 those that

01:36:58.020 oh i know

01:36:59.840 what you mean

01:37:00.340 now well i

01:37:00.920 know they have

01:37:01.300 that like uh

01:37:02.240 they do have

01:37:02.660 the one thing

01:37:03.140 that's like

01:37:03.540 internet um i

01:37:05.400 forget what the

01:37:05.900 fuck they call

01:37:06.400 that thing

01:37:06.880 yes i have a

01:37:09.020 couple of

01:37:09.400 different scrabble

01:37:10.000 boards i

01:37:10.420 fucking love

01:37:11.140 scrabble

01:37:11.560 all the time

01:37:13.400 i used to play

01:37:14.440 scrabble with my

01:37:15.020 grandma all the

01:37:15.540 time i just

01:37:16.420 found a really

01:37:17.060 old old old

01:37:18.480 like old

01:37:19.460 scrabble board

01:37:20.220 for 10 bucks

01:37:21.360 and i was so

01:37:22.060 fucking excited

01:37:22.760 you should have

01:37:23.240 seen me like i

01:37:24.160 was like over

01:37:25.320 the moon in

01:37:26.340 this antique

01:37:26.800 store i was

01:37:27.260 like oh my

01:37:27.800 god

01:37:28.360 yeah because

01:37:30.220 it's been a

01:37:31.480 long time since

01:37:32.360 i've played a

01:37:33.240 game of scrabble

01:37:34.400 but i absolutely

01:37:35.400 i have a whole

01:37:36.280 game i do miss

01:37:38.220 it i have a

01:37:39.340 whole armoire

01:37:40.000 upstairs that's

01:37:40.800 full of all my

01:37:41.280 board games and

01:37:42.160 puzzles like i

01:37:43.260 think i think the

01:37:44.420 only reason that i

01:37:45.340 didn't go full

01:37:45.980 retard um is

01:37:48.200 because of my

01:37:48.700 grandparents right

01:37:50.100 yeah like when i

01:37:51.960 when i was a

01:37:52.560 kid i was with

01:37:53.180 them so there

01:37:53.860 was a lot of

01:37:54.620 fucking there

01:37:55.220 was a lot of

01:37:55.680 jeopardy there

01:37:56.360 was a lot of

01:37:56.880 wheel of fortune

01:37:57.580 a lot of

01:37:58.380 fucking scrabble

01:37:59.500 a lot of you

01:38:00.800 know things like

01:38:01.460 that remember

01:38:02.600 that fucking game

01:38:03.560 that you played

01:38:04.120 at the bars there

01:38:05.300 was the fucking

01:38:05.800 that okay listen

01:38:08.660 i'm so full of

01:38:09.760 useless information

01:38:10.760 same our generation

01:38:12.600 spent a lot of time

01:38:13.340 with our grandparents

01:38:14.020 right and we

01:38:15.640 learn a lot of

01:38:16.340 things from them

01:38:17.000 and that was one of

01:38:17.940 the things that we

01:38:18.440 used to do a lot

01:38:19.120 was do puzzles and

01:38:20.120 play board games with

01:38:21.000 our grandparents

01:38:21.620 totally yeah

01:38:24.300 it was all the

01:38:25.060 time um actually

01:38:26.940 i remember i

01:38:27.620 remember one time

01:38:28.400 though um i

01:38:29.640 stayed home from

01:38:30.340 school right i was

01:38:32.520 like sick and uh

01:38:35.640 so i found out

01:38:37.200 bigger words of

01:38:38.880 that that's awesome

01:38:39.520 i found out that

01:38:40.700 sometimes uh the

01:38:42.500 wheel of fortune

01:38:43.100 and jeopardy that

01:38:43.900 they played at noon

01:38:44.760 or the same one that

01:38:46.500 they would play at

01:38:47.140 7 p.m i know

01:38:48.600 so i watched the

01:38:50.080 jeopardy yeah

01:38:51.220 i watched the

01:38:52.400 jeopardy i got the

01:38:53.340 final jeopardy

01:38:54.040 answer and then

01:38:55.240 later on that

01:38:56.040 night we're

01:38:57.280 watching the

01:38:57.820 jeopardy and i

01:38:59.780 know right it's

01:39:01.600 the same one i

01:39:02.280 watched from before

01:39:03.180 so we're getting

01:39:04.440 in towards final

01:39:05.340 jeopardy and this

01:39:06.040 would be something

01:39:06.540 we would do

01:39:07.160 right you're like

01:39:08.000 retarded undercover

01:39:08.920 we we would take

01:39:10.420 bets right so i

01:39:13.020 looked at my

01:39:13.440 grandma and i

01:39:14.500 said grandma i

01:39:15.940 bet you if i get

01:39:18.280 final jeopardy

01:39:19.220 right you got to

01:39:20.440 do the dishes

01:39:21.100 so she took that

01:39:23.720 bet and i remember

01:39:25.600 it the answer was

01:39:26.460 rolls royce and

01:39:29.320 she was in the

01:39:31.260 kitchen doing the

01:39:31.900 fucking dishes and

01:39:34.600 i was good i waited

01:39:35.540 until she was done

01:39:36.500 and said hey

01:39:37.040 grandma guess what

01:39:37.980 that played at

01:39:38.660 noon

01:39:38.920 oh my god i bet

01:39:43.720 you learned how to

01:39:44.280 run as a kid

01:39:44.960 hey yeah yeah

01:39:46.700 actually my grandma

01:39:47.520 was good for uh the

01:39:49.660 brush yeah i get

01:39:51.280 that a lot um the

01:39:53.280 wooden spoon yep um

01:39:55.320 her favorite though

01:39:56.440 we would be in the

01:39:58.440 car right and i

01:40:00.840 would be in the

01:40:01.340 back seat and i

01:40:03.020 would say something

01:40:03.600 stupid as usual i

01:40:04.900 know you're shocked

01:40:05.480 um and she would

01:40:07.260 give me that that

01:40:08.480 fucking backhand

01:40:09.460 except like that

01:40:11.160 little flick of the

01:40:12.120 wrist so it was

01:40:13.160 just the fucking

01:40:13.700 knuckle would clip

01:40:14.980 you right in the

01:40:15.520 lip yeah right

01:40:16.860 oh man yeah

01:40:18.440 it's incredible we

01:40:19.940 don't even have to

01:40:20.480 look you can just

01:40:21.300 turn around but

01:40:21.860 yeah yeah yeah

01:40:24.540 she she had amazing

01:40:26.040 accuracy with that

01:40:27.260 um and it's probably

01:40:29.200 my fault like

01:40:30.400 incredibly because i

01:40:32.440 did a lot of stupid

01:40:33.420 things like we used

01:40:34.500 to go uh up to

01:40:36.400 thunder bay right

01:40:38.020 it's a long long

01:40:39.240 car ride long car

01:40:40.300 yeah um i like and

01:40:44.520 and i look back on

01:40:45.700 this and i feel bad

01:40:46.660 um but as a kid i

01:40:48.320 didn't have i didn't

01:40:49.580 have any understanding

01:40:50.580 or any you know

01:40:51.820 reality of this but

01:40:54.840 my grandma had you

01:40:55.840 know she was a little

01:40:56.480 overweight and you

01:40:59.880 know like the arm fat

01:41:01.020 yeah on the back of

01:41:03.360 your arm yeah i don't

01:41:05.460 have that

01:41:06.860 get bad at it

01:41:08.160 i'll go to the gym

01:41:08.840 right almost like a

01:41:10.620 punching bag kind of

01:41:11.540 thing and just make

01:41:12.880 it and forth and it

01:41:14.420 would like come back

01:41:15.180 and then i'd push it

01:41:15.920 again and you are

01:41:17.080 horrible this is how i

01:41:19.760 kept myself entertained

01:41:20.980 on the car

01:41:21.540 oh my god

01:41:22.420 what is wrong with you

01:41:28.140 i don't know as a kid

01:41:30.220 i didn't really think of

01:41:32.380 it right it's just i

01:41:33.840 looked over i pushed her

01:41:34.940 arm and it swayed and

01:41:35.940 i'm like oh all right

01:41:37.320 and like a fucking

01:41:38.020 cat with a fucking

01:41:38.940 piece of string or

01:41:39.840 something and just

01:41:40.620 they're batting at it

01:41:42.020 i would have murdered

01:41:45.140 you as a child i think

01:41:47.720 she was just happy i was

01:41:48.900 quiet

01:41:49.380 but yeah no that was uh

01:41:58.800 yeah that's what i was

01:42:00.640 doing

01:42:00.900 whoops right and like

01:42:04.920 that's the thing is

01:42:06.040 like i look back now

01:42:07.380 and it's like i think

01:42:08.780 about that and i'm like

01:42:09.800 oh my god that was so

01:42:11.840 terrible like this is

01:42:14.180 terrible but as a kid i

01:42:17.260 had no fucking no yeah

01:42:19.480 absolutely i just think

01:42:20.720 it's funny that like i

01:42:22.460 think i feel like with

01:42:23.600 your it was probably

01:42:24.780 choose your battles with

01:42:26.160 you

01:42:26.460 no it was very much so

01:42:28.380 because i feel like

01:42:29.360 otherwise you would have

01:42:30.600 been like hung up by your

01:42:31.760 ankles for the majority

01:42:32.720 yeah i mean unless you

01:42:34.160 were my grandpa because

01:42:35.000 my grandpa he was a take

01:42:36.240 no shit guy uh like he

01:42:38.720 was my step grandpa and

01:42:39.880 he came from germany um

01:42:42.440 and like there's twice

01:42:44.740 twice in my life he has

01:42:47.060 beat the shit out of me

01:42:48.460 uh you deserve more than

01:42:50.960 that for sure once was

01:42:53.240 because and this one was

01:42:55.040 kind of stupid but i it

01:42:57.160 was a weekend and i just i

01:42:58.620 didn't get dressed i stayed

01:42:59.640 in my pajamas the whole

01:43:00.600 fucking day so it was

01:43:01.440 like approaching dinner

01:43:02.780 and he's like do you

01:43:03.940 want to fucking get

01:43:04.580 dressed now and i'm

01:43:05.540 like nope and he didn't

01:43:08.560 like that so i took a

01:43:12.120 belt pretty good and he

01:43:14.880 was that type that it was

01:43:16.340 you know stop fucking

01:43:17.600 crying or you'll get

01:43:18.560 more more yeah so i was

01:43:20.720 like you got more until

01:43:21.920 you could fucking somehow

01:43:23.320 yeah control that and and

01:43:26.400 and stop your fucking

01:43:27.320 crying so that took that

01:43:28.740 took a while the second

01:43:30.240 time uh the second time

01:43:32.700 grandpa beat me i will

01:43:35.180 say he i deserved it um

01:43:37.820 fully 100 and i would

01:43:39.740 have done the exact same

01:43:40.580 goddamn thing uh so we

01:43:43.200 were it was another one

01:43:44.280 of these long road trips

01:43:45.260 that we like to take and

01:43:46.680 we were at a rest stop in

01:43:47.780 the u.s and i said

01:43:50.760 something stupid as usual

01:43:52.120 and grandma comes over to

01:43:54.160 give me a spanking

01:43:54.940 i went to block it but i

01:44:01.420 forgot i was holding a

01:44:03.600 fork oh yes yeah yeah

01:44:06.940 yeah grandpa came down on

01:44:08.960 the fork yeah yeah yeah

01:44:12.740 grandpa came over beat the

01:44:14.000 hell out of me there wasn't

01:44:15.360 even i wasn't even a quite

01:44:16.580 he threw me around a little

01:44:17.540 bit smack me around as

01:44:20.560 grandma's bleeding out of

01:44:21.940 her hand i'm like oh shit

01:44:24.000 it was at that moment i

01:44:26.840 knew okay i fucked up oh

01:44:30.440 did i did i yeah it was

01:44:35.020 it was brutal but she was

01:44:36.040 good at throwing stuff at

01:44:36.920 me too no doubt yeah she

01:44:39.960 had crazy accuracy she once

01:44:41.640 hit me from the hallway with

01:44:43.360 my own fucking mini stick

01:44:45.140 yeah yeah that's incredible

01:44:48.240 yeah yeah the accuracy is

01:44:50.860 pretty bang on it's like the

01:44:53.760 hearing like you guys think

01:44:55.400 we can't hear you we hear

01:44:57.600 you that's what i love about

01:44:59.500 connor because he has

01:45:00.420 absolutely no concept of

01:45:01.840 that so he'll be in his

01:45:04.660 room being loud as fuck and

01:45:07.720 i'll just walk in there and

01:45:08.700 be like you think i can't hear

01:45:10.180 you yeah like you're not even

01:45:12.940 trying yeah you're not even

01:45:14.580 trying to be quiet we live in

01:45:16.480 an apartment like what are you

01:45:20.900 doing yeah oh fucking kids

01:45:25.460 yeah all of them all of them

01:45:29.320 and he won't even let me give

01:45:30.780 him sweet chin music that's the

01:45:31.960 worst part

01:45:32.420 speaking of which his dad

01:45:35.200 hasn't no good all right just

01:45:38.460 checking yeah well i'm kind of

01:45:40.120 hoping i can get away with you

01:45:41.420 know his dad will keep him again

01:45:42.900 tonight yeah right in a

01:45:45.880 perfect world fucking do it

01:45:47.320 right i mean

01:45:48.740 yeah i mean i don't there's

01:45:54.540 nothing crawled out of here so

01:45:56.400 i'm good

01:45:56.900 yeah i get to eat cake for

01:46:00.440 breakfast and have vodka as a

01:46:01.840 chaser if i feel like it because

01:46:03.420 why

01:46:03.760 because i can yeah right and

01:46:06.900 yesterday i'm very lucky i

01:46:08.600 survived

01:46:09.060 much of my life uh i guess you

01:46:12.620 probably could say but

01:46:13.800 all right you ain't you're

01:46:16.560 taking off it's probably like

01:46:17.700 what you got you're fucking

01:46:18.980 eight hours ahead of us so

01:46:20.820 it's into tomorrow by now

01:46:23.020 isn't it

01:46:23.660 something i don't know

01:46:25.880 i don't know what's tried

01:46:28.420 wife saying here

01:46:29.460 tried to gauge my step or try to

01:46:35.240 gouge my stepdad's eyes with my

01:46:37.020 fingers when i was nine while he

01:46:38.720 was carrying me to a timeout

01:46:40.880 yeah yeah no those are those are

01:46:43.800 rough ones the eye gouge is not a

01:46:45.660 fun

01:46:45.900 time no i've uh certainly had some

01:46:50.240 of those

01:46:50.700 six six hours ahead that's right

01:46:54.580 that's right so you're only like

01:46:56.400 9 30 what are you doing what are you

01:46:58.060 doing over in germany at 9 30 at

01:47:00.040 night oh my god i can't

01:47:04.560 you can't what

01:47:07.780 so good

01:47:12.640 i wish i had more

01:47:16.140 all right

01:47:19.060 our clock changes

01:47:23.100 this week in march oh yeah it'll be

01:47:25.480 fine

01:47:25.760 yeah because when what was it

01:47:27.540 tonight or tomorrow clocks change

01:47:29.200 i don't know like

01:47:37.020 like i don't even know why anybody

01:47:40.240 reminds us of it anymore anyway

01:47:42.020 because all of our devices just

01:47:43.360 automatically fucking change like

01:47:44.760 when's the last time you actually

01:47:46.240 had to

01:47:46.580 set a clock

01:47:47.460 oh well fuck okay i forgot you're

01:47:53.160 special

01:47:53.620 well no but what

01:47:55.040 again i'm also not i don't um

01:47:59.580 yeah i don't charge my phone

01:48:03.120 beside my face

01:48:04.240 yeah like legit the only clock i have

01:48:06.740 is my phone

01:48:07.380 no i have it

01:48:10.160 because i don't i don't bother to

01:48:13.780 set the one on the on the stove i

01:48:15.420 don't care

01:48:15.880 i don't need the stove to tell me

01:48:18.140 what time it is

01:48:18.880 it's not the stove's job to tell me

01:48:21.960 what time it is

01:48:22.800 right

01:48:24.000 stove's job's to cook my shit

01:48:27.060 tonight my watch every time yeah i

01:48:39.700 don't even have a watch

01:48:40.580 yeah i have a watch too i'm just not

01:48:44.440 wearing it right now

01:48:45.280 i have not had a watch

01:48:48.240 fuck

01:48:49.320 i actually have a cool like i have

01:48:52.460 one of those

01:48:53.140 that you open up i have like

01:48:55.080 different watches

01:48:55.660 yeah i like jason my jeep clock will

01:48:59.120 be correct

01:48:59.620 tomorrow

01:49:00.280 oh yeah

01:49:01.480 yeah i try to smash my jeep clock to

01:49:05.100 change but it actually

01:49:06.400 it doesn't it's

01:49:07.940 it's like everything in my jeep it

01:49:09.740 does whatever it feels it just

01:49:11.020 works when it wants to

01:49:12.100 right

01:49:13.060 right now my relays are broken fuck

01:49:15.520 jason

01:49:16.180 you could be that was that was

01:49:18.680 that was me i just left the one

01:49:20.720 in the car

01:49:21.160 it was like it's either gonna be

01:49:23.060 the correct time

01:49:25.440 yeah it's right

01:49:26.220 or it's gonna be an hour off one

01:49:28.200 of the two

01:49:28.620 um but i i never i never touched

01:49:31.540 it

01:49:31.840 but i i don't know i've always just

01:49:36.320 used

01:49:36.560 my cell phone

01:49:37.440 that's my

01:49:38.320 way to tell time i guess

01:49:41.180 sorry just went there

01:49:47.260 oh

01:49:48.140 yeah

01:49:48.800 always

01:49:50.960 because i know there's nothing that

01:49:56.720 i'll use that's not just gonna

01:49:58.140 automatically update but

01:49:59.580 i don't even like the time change

01:50:01.780 thing is stupid

01:50:02.440 yeah

01:50:04.600 especially because doesn't that mean

01:50:06.080 like uh as an example like zach

01:50:08.280 he's in saskatchewan so like i don't

01:50:10.440 even think that they do

01:50:11.540 anything they just

01:50:12.540 just means he goes

01:50:15.540 moves to mountain time i guess

01:50:17.440 instead of

01:50:18.000 like i don't know it's fucked up

01:50:19.360 they like savings time is stupid

01:50:21.700 just as stupid as february having

01:50:24.800 29 days like every

01:50:26.500 or 28 days every four

01:50:28.860 whichever fucking way it goes i

01:50:30.460 don't even pay attention

01:50:31.500 yeah like that's so stupid

01:50:35.000 fucking leap year

01:50:36.500 leap off a fucking cliff shut up

01:50:39.000 there's no way we've been keeping

01:50:42.540 track of good time here

01:50:43.760 you know

01:50:44.460 kitchen here

01:50:45.540 almost makes me wonder should i

01:50:49.960 should i do a

01:50:50.920 so are you gonna put on your katie

01:50:52.780 laying hair

01:50:53.340 i could maybe

01:50:54.380 no i just need to

01:50:56.180 i probably should start i should

01:50:58.480 start messing with the hair though

01:50:59.800 because if i plan on getting

01:51:00.980 arrested for the online harms bill

01:51:02.520 and identifying as a woman

01:51:03.740 uh when i no doubt get arrested

01:51:06.300 then i should probably

01:51:07.780 at least try to look the part

01:51:10.580 all right

01:51:13.160 i feel like you should at least

01:51:15.520 yeah you should trim up the

01:51:17.480 no that's gotta stay

01:51:19.180 no you gotta you gotta tighten up

01:51:20.900 the thought show though

01:51:21.660 and make yourself look a little bit

01:51:23.280 more

01:51:23.740 um

01:51:24.840 creepy

01:51:26.020 yeah well yeah

01:51:27.420 i could

01:51:27.920 you know if i really wanted to be

01:51:30.280 creepy i could just get rid of

01:51:32.080 the chin

01:51:33.020 all together just go straight

01:51:35.480 mustache

01:51:36.120 that's the creepiest

01:51:43.300 but i don't

01:51:45.320 no just mustache is creepy

01:51:47.740 i feel like that's another level of

01:51:50.960 creepy though

01:51:51.600 maybe

01:51:52.580 this is like a comfortable level of

01:51:55.980 creepy

01:51:56.440 this is like

01:51:59.300 okay we're okay with this like

01:52:01.820 it's okay

01:52:02.800 we're setting the creepy level

01:52:04.560 uh

01:52:05.340 i feel like if you take it all

01:52:06.840 out of blue today

01:52:07.400 it's gonna be like

01:52:09.500 people are gonna cross the street

01:52:12.100 you might get questioned

01:52:13.680 walking the child

01:52:14.940 make it one of those

01:52:16.160 must

01:52:16.480 thin mustaches like ladies had

01:52:18.420 in the 40s

01:52:19.200 says drag

01:52:19.660 all right

01:52:22.100 yeah

01:52:24.320 i can maybe be down with that

01:52:25.900 ah for fuck's sakes

01:52:27.180 you should have been here for

01:52:28.060 the mustache party

01:52:29.300 old

01:52:32.800 oh no where did you oh you're

01:52:39.100 there okay

01:52:39.600 i think i might make a pie

01:52:52.660 that's what i think

01:52:57.360 i'm gonna make

01:52:58.600 why are you muted

01:53:01.360 oh we're on the telephone

01:53:07.580 i see okay

01:53:08.620 okay y'all

01:53:09.700 should i make a lemon pie

01:53:11.280 i loved that

01:53:14.140 you looked really angry there

01:53:15.320 i was like why are you

01:53:16.280 because i'm annoyed

01:53:17.360 oh no i don't

01:53:19.080 i get it now

01:53:19.860 yeah right

01:53:20.660 uh connor's dad

01:53:22.240 yeah

01:53:23.320 he's like yeah i'll be there

01:53:24.520 in 10 minutes

01:53:25.100 he's like uh

01:53:26.400 i need to talk to you

01:53:27.780 i'm like well i'm busy

01:53:28.940 he's like well it's okay

01:53:29.980 i just i just need to talk to you

01:53:31.260 i'm like no i'm in the middle

01:53:32.200 of something

01:53:32.740 yeah

01:53:33.280 i like just let him in

01:53:36.800 and send him up

01:53:38.000 right

01:53:38.420 uh

01:53:39.580 like i don't know

01:53:40.580 the guy's fucking

01:53:41.200 he's in his 60s

01:53:42.540 and he's retarded

01:53:43.260 so

01:53:43.740 fuck's sakes

01:53:46.520 fucking people

01:53:49.800 people that can't raise

01:53:50.880 their own goddamn kids

01:53:52.020 too

01:53:52.360 right

01:53:52.720 that's the other

01:53:53.600 that's the other thing

01:53:55.800 that annoys me

01:53:56.940 it just

01:53:59.460 bugs me

01:54:00.480 yeah

01:54:01.760 high peaks on the meringue

01:54:02.920 exactly

01:54:03.360 i just

01:54:04.080 um

01:54:04.740 i just went and picked up

01:54:06.540 um

01:54:07.040 some eggs

01:54:08.720 from the ladies

01:54:09.700 chickens

01:54:11.920 um

01:54:12.840 there's one that's

01:54:15.620 so broody

01:54:16.360 she's such a bitch

01:54:17.600 when you just try and get the eggs

01:54:19.640 from beside her

01:54:20.520 she gets all fucking angry

01:54:22.220 and starts like

01:54:22.940 and i'm like

01:54:23.640 like i'm not even coming near you

01:54:25.880 why are you getting all pissy

01:54:27.380 like i'm literally not even coming near her

01:54:29.080 and she gets so fucking angry

01:54:30.640 and i'm just like

01:54:31.300 why are you attacking me right now

01:54:34.540 i'm not even coming near you

01:54:35.380 i don't even want your eggs

01:54:36.820 you stay over there

01:54:38.700 bitchy

01:54:39.520 mcbitcherson

01:54:40.260 all right

01:54:40.860 rudy mcbitch

01:54:41.920 oh my god

01:54:42.820 fuck

01:54:43.240 i was like

01:54:43.980 i don't want my eggs that bad

01:54:45.700 but i actually did

01:54:46.480 so

01:54:47.460 anyway

01:54:49.320 so yes

01:54:50.520 yeah

01:54:51.440 eggs are fucking good too

01:54:52.440 i think

01:54:52.780 i think meringues are a good idea

01:54:54.340 i was thinking of making

01:54:55.660 um

01:54:56.440 well

01:54:57.560 tomorrow

01:54:58.500 i'm making

01:54:59.300 um

01:55:00.260 i got

01:55:00.660 eggs to make some

01:55:01.980 uh

01:55:02.640 lemon cranberry muffins

01:55:03.900 um

01:55:05.140 because i've got some really nice buttermilk

01:55:06.680 um

01:55:07.680 and some nice fresh cranberries

01:55:12.720 uh

01:55:13.600 but i think i should make a lemon meringue pie too

01:55:17.020 yeah lemon meringue pies are fucking good

01:55:20.080 actually i could make a chocolate one tonight

01:55:23.220 a chocolate coconut

01:55:24.220 i should do chocolate with the toaster coconut that i just made

01:55:27.220 and then when i go to the market on monday i can get some meyer lemons

01:55:32.080 and do a meyer lemon meringue

01:55:34.660 with a really nice meyer lemon scassy

01:55:37.540 um

01:55:39.680 i could do that

01:55:41.360 the baking is where i get really like

01:55:43.680 that's like

01:55:44.380 people have power over me

01:55:46.880 just due to their baking skills

01:55:49.020 yeah

01:55:49.760 oh yeah

01:55:50.500 i

01:55:51.380 like

01:55:51.740 like michelle and tom sarah

01:55:54.380 uh

01:55:55.240 for sure

01:55:55.880 i like i can't even

01:55:57.140 i can't even fucking like say anything to them now

01:55:59.700 because it's like

01:56:00.820 they have absolute control over me

01:56:03.780 yeah

01:56:04.720 and

01:56:05.780 it's like i know that they can bake

01:56:07.400 so i don't i don't care what they say

01:56:09.420 i back it 100% fully

01:56:11.400 does not matter

01:56:12.740 did you see what i made the other day

01:56:14.680 did i send you a picture of that

01:56:16.060 i made five different banana breads the other day

01:56:18.320 oh my god

01:56:19.680 my god

01:56:21.700 yeah i am getting

01:56:22.600 yeah johnny definitely gets food boners

01:56:24.920 okay like that's a thing

01:56:26.160 um

01:56:27.820 like

01:56:28.840 i don't know

01:56:30.020 oh

01:56:30.760 like there's just something about good food that just gets me going

01:56:36.180 you know

01:56:37.000 yeah well

01:56:37.760 that's the thing

01:56:39.040 i like to

01:56:39.660 i like to cook

01:56:40.920 but the reason that i like to cook

01:56:43.480 is because i love to see other people enjoy my food

01:56:46.860 oh yeah

01:56:47.720 ask whiskey girl about the enjoyment that i find in food

01:56:52.320 um

01:56:53.400 when we did the uh

01:56:54.700 when we did the meet up here

01:56:56.820 yeah

01:56:57.700 we went to

01:56:59.060 this one place

01:57:00.160 they served this uh

01:57:01.740 what was it

01:57:02.160 what was it again

01:57:02.940 uh

01:57:03.660 the mac daddy pulled pork

01:57:05.540 it's like a pulled pork

01:57:07.100 with like mashed potatoes

01:57:08.320 and fucking macaroni

01:57:09.920 yeah

01:57:10.160 and cheese

01:57:10.600 yeah

01:57:11.220 and oh my god

01:57:13.180 it was so fucking good

01:57:15.820 yeah

01:57:16.360 and like

01:57:17.600 yeah

01:57:18.500 i just kept making audible sounds throughout the meal

01:57:22.160 um

01:57:23.320 well that's a good idea

01:57:24.240 you know what

01:57:25.160 i should make some macaroni and cheese

01:57:27.500 yeah

01:57:28.280 yeah it's good

01:57:28.940 it's good

01:57:29.900 so good

01:57:31.600 yeah

01:57:32.220 yeah

01:57:33.440 i ate the whole goddamn thing

01:57:34.900 the waitress came out

01:57:35.920 and i i told her that i would

01:57:37.640 i'd kiss the cook

01:57:39.180 i don't care if he had a beard

01:57:40.240 let's go

01:57:41.540 i'd give him a

01:57:43.160 i'd give him a paddle

01:57:44.000 friend wife says

01:57:46.820 i love food

01:57:47.620 but i eat super fast

01:57:49.260 i would win any eating competition

01:57:51.840 yeah

01:57:53.780 it depends

01:57:55.180 like i i guess i do kind of eat

01:57:56.680 kind of somewhat quick

01:57:57.580 like especially if it's good

01:57:58.860 i think the quicker i eat

01:58:00.920 the better it tastes

01:58:01.860 i think that's basically the way that works

01:58:05.560 i eat really

01:58:06.180 i like to eat really slow

01:58:07.700 i'm always the last person eating

01:58:09.360 because i like to enjoy my food

01:58:11.280 but i'm also somebody that

01:58:12.340 i like to put things together

01:58:14.160 that like complement the things

01:58:16.080 you know

01:58:16.560 well if

01:58:17.560 if

01:58:18.200 like all

01:58:19.420 i could still be the last one eating

01:58:21.260 but that just means that i've had

01:58:23.000 like multiple fucking plates

01:58:24.820 yeah

01:58:25.580 right

01:58:26.700 because that's the thing

01:58:28.480 is i i do

01:58:29.480 i eat

01:58:30.100 especially if i

01:58:31.460 if it's something that tastes really good

01:58:33.260 i will actually eat more

01:58:34.780 than i probably should

01:58:36.560 because

01:58:37.200 it's just that good

01:58:39.060 okay

01:58:43.980 oh my back

01:58:45.140 i can't bend over anymore

01:58:46.800 yeah

01:58:47.320 like that time i i did the all you can eat prime rib

01:58:49.980 over in michigan

01:58:51.340 there was a place

01:58:52.420 it was called the angry bowl

01:58:53.680 in kimball michigan

01:58:55.120 oh

01:58:55.540 um

01:58:56.260 this place was fantastic

01:58:57.580 it was like

01:58:58.980 17 bucks

01:59:00.460 please tell me

01:59:01.640 i didn't tell you that

01:59:02.420 i don't know

01:59:03.220 i wasn't

01:59:03.880 fuck i should have been looking

01:59:04.860 um

01:59:06.360 i'm gonna have to

01:59:10.620 i'm gonna have to check the replay

01:59:11.620 um

01:59:12.880 anyway

01:59:14.180 but yeah

01:59:16.220 it was this place

01:59:16.780 it was like 17 bucks

01:59:17.780 you got all you can eat prime rib

01:59:19.060 yeah

01:59:19.880 and

01:59:20.700 it was amazing

01:59:22.020 like they'd bring out

01:59:22.980 nine ounce pieces every time

01:59:24.600 yeah

01:59:25.380 and i did have a bit of an eating competition

01:59:28.680 uh

01:59:29.380 me and the girl that i was dating

01:59:30.540 her friend

01:59:31.320 and her friend's boyfriend

01:59:32.400 came along

01:59:33.120 well i i didn't like this guy

01:59:34.780 thought he was a fucking dork

01:59:36.700 and he started chirping me about how much i could eat right

01:59:40.720 like he's like yeah i don't believe you can eat that much

01:59:42.560 i was like well let's fucking do this then

01:59:44.160 let's see who's gonna eat more fucking slaps

01:59:46.040 me or you

01:59:46.620 fuck you bud

01:59:47.660 and

01:59:48.220 and so he he was in

01:59:49.720 so i was like all right let's go

01:59:51.180 and he knew he fucked up the moment they brought the slaps

01:59:54.160 um

01:59:55.160 because see he didn't know he's never done it before

01:59:57.340 the way this works

01:59:59.580 is they won't bring you another one

02:00:02.020 until you tell them

02:00:03.440 you want one

02:00:04.620 no way

02:00:05.700 so i knew this piece of information

02:00:08.320 so as soon as they came

02:00:10.780 they dropped mine in front of me

02:00:12.600 and i looked at the lovely young lady who brought me my food

02:00:15.180 and i said

02:00:15.760 i will take another

02:00:17.160 and he just kind of looked at me

02:00:20.840 and by the time i was done that piece that was in front of me

02:00:24.420 my second one came and i was like oh nice

02:00:26.860 that's what i was like right now

02:00:28.600 i'll have another

02:00:30.080 and i just kept doing this

02:00:32.120 and i was on my fourth

02:00:34.600 now he's tapping out on his third

02:00:36.680 and me being me i had to take a fifth

02:00:39.480 just because i was full

02:00:41.780 i'd like i didn't need it anymore

02:00:43.320 trust me

02:00:43.900 yeah

02:00:44.540 i was it

02:00:45.060 i was in a massive fucking meat coma

02:00:47.280 for the grocery shopping that happened

02:00:48.840 afterwards

02:00:49.400 um that part sucked

02:00:52.020 but

02:00:52.380 i kicked his ass

02:00:53.940 that's all that fucking mattered

02:00:54.940 is

02:00:55.660 okay

02:00:56.220 fuck him

02:00:56.660 fuck him

02:00:57.960 yeah

02:00:58.760 so man

02:01:00.120 it's amazing what spike can do for you

02:01:02.180 right

02:01:04.620 i

02:01:05.360 i assure you

02:01:06.860 i am well aware

02:01:08.880 of what

02:01:09.600 it's fantastic

02:01:10.360 it's a

02:01:11.060 shame

02:01:12.060 yeah shame and spite

02:01:14.380 are like the two biggest motivators

02:01:16.020 in my opinion

02:01:16.720 you guys

02:01:17.720 something i tell you

02:01:20.620 you can shame somebody into doing something

02:01:23.200 or you can use spite to fire you up

02:01:25.380 it's good times

02:01:26.200 for reals

02:01:27.640 yeah i swear

02:01:29.280 yeah 40 ounces

02:01:30.220 45 ounces

02:01:31.300 yeah it was a good time

02:01:32.280 fucking loved it too

02:01:34.040 it was good

02:01:35.540 i missed that place so much

02:01:37.140 there was like a 22 ounce center cut ribeye for 20 bucks

02:01:40.580 at what point do you start like sweating

02:01:43.420 about midway through

02:01:45.720 we also had like a big blooming onion

02:01:50.560 too that i was eating for them as well

02:01:52.040 i have one of those

02:01:53.300 yeah those are good

02:01:55.740 i have one of those things to make a blooming onion

02:01:58.160 yeah

02:01:58.940 and like i get those huge jumbo spanish onions all the time

02:02:01.560 like the huge ones

02:02:02.540 yeah like it's right here

02:02:03.900 uh blooming onions are so easy to make

02:02:06.140 and they're such a delicious

02:02:08.440 such a delicious snack

02:02:10.060 yeah

02:02:10.740 i do love a good

02:02:12.620 yeah and you're like what are we gonna have

02:02:14.140 yeah blooming onion

02:02:14.880 you know what else

02:02:15.920 oh my god i forgot

02:02:17.360 i got bao buns

02:02:19.660 i got

02:02:20.960 what now

02:02:21.520 little soup buns

02:02:23.020 forgot i got those

02:02:24.240 all right

02:02:25.860 yeah huge fan of bao buns

02:02:28.060 i'm not

02:02:29.680 drink some kombucha with that meat

02:02:31.540 maybe i don't know

02:02:33.820 what the fuck is kombucha

02:02:35.080 i don't even know what that is

02:02:36.500 it's a drink

02:02:38.020 probiotic drink

02:02:39.100 comes from a scoby

02:02:40.680 what if i'm an antibiotic

02:02:42.260 just the hilarious one today

02:02:48.320 with the dope

02:02:49.240 oh my god

02:02:51.840 oh i can't help it

02:02:57.400 i can't

02:02:58.040 i used to have

02:02:58.840 like four different kombuchas going all the time

02:03:02.340 with a scoby

02:03:04.480 in my

02:03:05.220 pantry

02:03:06.960 and then i just

02:03:09.460 when i moved

02:03:10.500 i never

02:03:11.540 i never started doing it again

02:03:14.660 because i just don't have the space

02:03:16.260 in this

02:03:16.540 my house is so small

02:03:18.320 i think my house is small

02:03:21.160 everybody else thinks i'm getting crazy

02:03:22.600 when i say that

02:03:23.220 but

02:03:23.440 a little bit yeah

02:03:24.420 it's not that small

02:03:26.700 like i mean it's

02:03:27.560 okay

02:03:27.900 okay okay

02:03:28.700 okay

02:03:29.100 it's three bedroom

02:03:30.400 four bedroom

02:03:31.460 it's not small

02:03:32.580 but it's small to me

02:03:33.660 so

02:03:34.180 well

02:03:34.880 four i i would say that for a four bedroom

02:03:37.540 it is relatively small

02:03:39.040 for a four bedroom

02:03:39.980 um

02:03:41.260 but

02:03:41.840 right

02:03:42.060 but there's also a

02:03:43.100 you didn't see the basement

02:03:44.040 no that's true

02:03:45.620 um

02:03:46.820 it's probably a good thing

02:03:48.760 i feel like i probably

02:03:49.600 was just gonna say

02:03:50.400 nobody sees the basement

02:03:51.920 unless they're in the cage

02:03:52.920 so

02:03:53.180 you don't

02:03:53.840 nobody gets to go in the cage

02:03:55.200 sorry

02:03:55.580 thank yous off limits

02:03:57.040 would i

02:03:59.720 would i ended up down in

02:04:00.980 yeah right

02:04:02.640 doing laundry

02:04:03.720 i'll take that

02:04:04.920 it's the only reason

02:04:05.780 yeah i mean like

02:04:06.620 it's a decent size

02:04:07.680 it's certainly bigger than my apartment

02:04:10.400 that's for sure

02:04:11.160 obviously

02:04:11.540 yeah

02:04:11.960 and i have a huge property

02:04:13.600 yeah

02:04:13.960 compared to

02:04:14.960 houses in my neighborhood

02:04:17.220 so

02:04:17.700 i'm not mad about that

02:04:19.060 anyway

02:04:19.380 i'm just

02:04:20.600 the only benefit

02:04:21.920 the only benefit to mine

02:04:25.260 is that

02:04:26.100 since my apartment

02:04:27.560 looks upon

02:04:28.960 like the courtyard

02:04:30.040 kind of thing

02:04:30.720 yeah

02:04:31.360 what i've been thinking about doing

02:04:33.060 is investing in a paintball gun

02:04:35.760 and putting like a little hole

02:04:38.740 in the screen in my window

02:04:40.200 that i can stick the paintball gun out

02:04:42.820 and fire upon the children

02:04:44.480 when they're having too much fun

02:04:45.900 yeah

02:04:46.640 right

02:04:48.580 one of my friends

02:04:50.460 who used to live in oakville

02:04:51.280 we used to go and do that

02:04:52.860 but not with paintball

02:04:53.920 with like a super soaker

02:04:55.400 oh yeah

02:04:57.520 paintball would be way more fun

02:04:59.500 god didn't give me kids for a reason

02:05:01.260 i'm an excellent god parent

02:05:03.700 excellent

02:05:05.760 you believe they let me have a kid

02:05:08.060 they just gave them to me

02:05:10.660 they're like here

02:05:11.280 totally

02:05:12.880 it's yours now

02:05:14.400 in all honesty

02:05:15.600 i i would have been a wonderful parent

02:05:17.200 i uh

02:05:17.820 just

02:05:18.080 i didn't even make them

02:05:20.040 they just gave them to me

02:05:22.020 i haven't seen my god kids for a bit

02:05:23.940 little dicks

02:05:25.560 no

02:05:25.880 they turn into teenagers

02:05:27.940 and then they're like

02:05:28.780 yeah

02:05:29.820 yeah my kid

02:05:31.300 my kid found

02:05:32.020 and they're just like

02:05:33.520 hey

02:05:34.860 it went from like

02:05:37.680 full conversations

02:05:38.820 of like everything

02:05:39.900 to like

02:05:40.360 they it was

02:05:41.380 like i couldn't get a word

02:05:42.800 in edgewise

02:05:43.620 yeah

02:05:44.420 so

02:05:44.720 to

02:05:45.300 hey

02:05:46.100 oh yeah

02:05:47.220 no my uh

02:05:47.940 my kid

02:05:48.440 once once hockey was done with

02:05:50.840 found himself a girlfriend

02:05:53.100 oh yeah

02:05:54.380 and i don't

02:05:56.220 nope

02:05:56.540 yeah

02:05:57.580 it's cute

02:05:58.500 dad's not cool

02:05:59.860 he found pussy

02:06:00.800 yeah

02:06:02.040 oh

02:06:02.500 all right

02:06:03.080 i mean i

02:06:04.500 can't blame him

02:06:05.980 entirely

02:06:06.700 i mean

02:06:07.360 yeah i get it

02:06:08.300 i just i just think it's funny

02:06:09.900 i was his age once

02:06:11.100 i understand

02:06:11.800 i get it

02:06:12.460 yeah

02:06:12.760 yeah

02:06:13.380 just just annoys me

02:06:14.800 that's all

02:06:15.260 yeah

02:06:15.820 because i actually

02:06:16.760 i get on the phone

02:06:17.500 and i think i'm gonna get like a

02:06:18.680 you know

02:06:19.120 like i i sit down

02:06:20.560 and i think i'm getting a conversation

02:06:21.760 and then it's like three minutes later

02:06:23.140 and i'm just sitting there

02:06:23.900 and i'm like

02:06:24.300 what just happened

02:06:26.700 we're done already

02:06:28.120 it's brutal

02:06:31.540 beauties

02:06:32.160 yeah

02:06:32.780 and then it'll be like you know

02:06:34.940 five years from now

02:06:35.780 i'll get the phone calls

02:06:36.820 and i won't be able to get them off the phone

02:06:37.920 for two and a half hours

02:06:38.840 and that's the nice part about connor

02:06:41.140 he still needs me right now

02:06:42.180 so he has

02:06:42.600 yeah

02:06:42.860 yeah

02:06:43.640 some of them are still at that age

02:06:45.120 over and above

02:06:46.320 or below

02:06:47.440 just depends

02:06:48.860 but yeah

02:06:49.620 it's funny

02:06:50.200 yeah i have a

02:06:51.380 i'll have like a fucking soccer team

02:06:53.840 if uh something happens to all my friends at once

02:06:56.140 so

02:06:56.740 i am a godparent to a lot of children

02:07:00.880 so hopefully my friends do

02:07:02.200 never all get on a plane together

02:07:04.300 please

02:07:05.240 thankfully i only did the one

02:07:07.000 uh

02:07:08.140 one of my own

02:07:09.180 creation

02:07:10.220 uh

02:07:11.300 and then i've got

02:07:11.940 just taking care of my

02:07:13.380 one of my sisters

02:07:14.960 oh yeah

02:07:16.780 i'm not taking care of any of them

02:07:18.180 i'm just saying

02:07:18.860 yeah

02:07:19.840 yeah no

02:07:21.860 they gave me one

02:07:22.720 i'm still a godparent

02:07:23.900 yeah

02:07:24.580 well yeah

02:07:25.200 you got one

02:07:25.840 i mean

02:07:26.360 they called me up

02:07:27.120 and they were like

02:07:27.560 you want this kid

02:07:28.240 i guess

02:07:31.040 yeah

02:07:31.680 i'm like

02:07:33.260 they just gave him to me

02:07:34.520 give it a whirl

02:07:35.920 somebody's gonna be fired over this

02:07:38.060 right

02:07:40.540 like i

02:07:40.960 i like

02:07:41.760 the fact that they left me unsupervised in the first place

02:07:45.400 is baffling

02:07:46.360 then to add

02:07:47.860 that they allowed me to be

02:07:49.760 in

02:07:50.340 charge

02:07:51.260 of a child

02:07:52.420 it's

02:07:54.840 it is a valid point

02:07:56.340 valid

02:07:57.340 valid

02:07:57.520 valid

02:07:59.520 it's all legal

02:08:00.620 i don't know what it is

02:08:03.400 but

02:08:04.420 i couldn't tell you either

02:08:06.320 but

02:08:06.620 whatever

02:08:07.360 um

02:08:08.780 at least the kid gets it though

02:08:11.160 that's what's real fun about him

02:08:12.580 he gets the sense of humor now

02:08:15.080 so it's a good tone

02:08:17.280 those ages are

02:08:18.800 are fun

02:08:20.100 oh

02:08:21.320 grocery shopping

02:08:22.120 with him

02:08:22.500 is amazing

02:08:23.100 i'm just

02:08:25.260 no

02:08:26.480 i'm just an ass

02:08:27.560 oh

02:08:29.160 well

02:08:29.880 yeah

02:08:30.200 like it's just a constant

02:08:31.520 barrage of me asking him

02:08:33.340 if he wants

02:08:33.840 sweet chin music

02:08:34.800 a ddt

02:08:35.420 like

02:08:36.300 it depends on the day

02:08:37.640 um

02:08:38.780 but times

02:08:39.400 i'll ask him to give him one move

02:08:42.080 he'll say no

02:08:43.000 and then from there

02:08:44.160 it'll just

02:08:45.040 i will just list

02:08:46.420 every move i can think of at the moment

02:08:49.060 as we're walking through the grocery store

02:08:51.020 and i'm just putting shit in the cart

02:08:52.380 it's just a constant

02:08:53.220 can i do this

02:08:53.900 this this this or this

02:08:55.100 um

02:08:56.040 and then like

02:08:57.300 if there's like a woman

02:08:58.560 like

02:08:59.320 there was an old lady the other day

02:09:00.900 waiting in front of us

02:09:02.600 in the cashier

02:09:03.740 line

02:09:04.380 and i don't know what it was

02:09:06.460 but i looked at him

02:09:07.260 i was like

02:09:07.580 i'm gonna let her beat you up

02:09:08.780 and it was great

02:09:10.520 because she turned around

02:09:11.420 and she's like

02:09:11.840 i raised four boys

02:09:12.980 i was like

02:09:13.400 see

02:09:13.660 she could too

02:09:14.780 just stupid shit

02:09:19.140 that's great

02:09:20.060 i love that he just

02:09:22.120 he goes along with my fuckery

02:09:24.160 it's

02:09:24.500 that's good

02:09:27.880 yeah

02:09:29.220 or

02:09:29.440 sometimes he'll go against my fuckery

02:09:31.640 but that actually kind of works

02:09:32.880 so

02:09:34.200 i'm right back

02:09:35.580 i need my other

02:09:36.440 oh my god

02:09:38.060 she'll be right back

02:09:39.300 she says

02:09:39.880 just leaves me

02:09:41.440 just leaves me

02:09:42.800 like everybody

02:09:43.680 oh god

02:09:45.080 i don't know how much time to unpack that one today

02:09:48.840 you're on your own

02:09:53.040 all right

02:09:54.580 that's the point

02:09:56.400 so i'm on my own

02:09:58.720 you know

02:09:59.520 well

02:09:59.860 listen

02:10:00.820 don't you start

02:10:02.860 no no

02:10:05.020 you guys

02:10:06.580 i'm gonna start

02:10:07.840 whatchamacallit

02:10:10.920 a paid call-in

02:10:13.360 that would be funny

02:10:16.520 right

02:10:18.520 that would be good

02:10:20.220 i remember

02:10:23.020 remember the sunday night sex show

02:10:24.740 yeah

02:10:25.520 that was a great call-in show

02:10:27.820 totally

02:10:28.600 we used to listen to it all the time

02:10:30.880 yeah

02:10:31.500 it was a good time

02:10:32.260 to learn some shit

02:10:33.780 well i don't know if we were necessarily learning

02:10:36.140 we were laughing too much

02:10:37.280 but

02:10:37.620 oh well yeah

02:10:39.180 i mean we were laughing

02:10:40.020 but we definitely

02:10:40.540 yeah like it was just pure entertainment

02:10:42.240 for me

02:10:43.200 yeah

02:10:45.560 like casey casem

02:10:46.560 yeah

02:10:47.780 it was a good time

02:10:49.440 some of those calls were fucking gold

02:10:52.060 especially the trolly ones

02:10:53.440 because you know there was a few that were just straight up trolls

02:10:55.620 mm-hmm

02:10:56.560 totally

02:10:57.680 oh

02:10:59.140 they were funny

02:10:59.860 missy me coming in

02:11:01.840 heard it wasn't fake and gay in here

02:11:04.260 well

02:11:05.640 might be a little retarded

02:11:07.540 but

02:11:07.960 yeah

02:11:09.000 fake and gay no

02:11:10.240 yeah

02:11:11.460 that's true

02:11:12.080 well

02:11:12.300 not fake and gay

02:11:13.340 retarded

02:11:14.160 definitely

02:11:14.880 yeah we just

02:11:16.480 we've sat here

02:11:17.720 we've watched

02:11:18.360 sarah making pulled pork

02:11:19.840 and trying not to show her ass

02:11:22.420 whereas

02:11:23.940 whereas i have been on the side of

02:11:26.140 let's see sarah's ass

02:11:27.380 we're not seeing sarah's ass

02:11:29.120 but apparently

02:11:29.740 this is not how it's going to go

02:11:31.820 yeah

02:11:32.880 nope

02:11:34.180 yeah i don't know

02:11:35.680 apparently it's not happening

02:11:37.320 it's not

02:11:38.720 happening

02:11:39.640 well i just thought maybe we could

02:11:41.540 boost

02:11:42.200 boost viewership

02:11:43.360 get ratings

02:11:43.920 you know

02:11:44.440 this is like a

02:11:45.800 it's rotten tv

02:11:47.560 that's

02:11:48.040 i think that

02:11:49.060 generally requires

02:11:50.180 oh and juicing

02:11:50.720 and juicing yeah

02:11:52.420 i did see juicing

02:11:53.020 yeah we were talking about juicing

02:11:54.080 coleslaw

02:11:54.920 yeah

02:11:55.240 juicing

02:11:56.360 apples and coleslaw

02:11:58.720 fuckery

02:11:59.520 if we're

02:12:00.660 showing my ass

02:12:01.880 again i feel like

02:12:02.720 that's gonna have to be like a

02:12:04.180 that'll be a

02:12:04.940 yeah maybe

02:12:05.940 yeah we'll have to have a paywall

02:12:07.900 for that

02:12:08.380 yeah

02:12:08.880 yeah

02:12:09.420 all right

02:12:10.220 that'll be

02:12:11.480 and i'm definitely not gonna show my ass

02:12:14.080 it's definitely not gonna happen

02:12:15.620 i'm not that kind of a gal

02:12:17.300 sorry guys

02:12:18.040 yeah

02:12:20.720 you get to see some cleavage on thursday nights

02:12:22.880 on biggest corner

02:12:23.620 that's about it

02:12:24.340 yeah right

02:12:24.700 that's

02:12:25.420 that's

02:12:25.980 they've

02:12:26.340 they've got the

02:12:27.020 the contractual obligations

02:12:28.700 the

02:12:30.040 it's the only day of the week

02:12:33.080 whatever

02:12:35.000 but the ladies come out to play

02:12:36.660 i could

02:12:37.380 i could try

02:12:38.040 but i'd have to like

02:12:39.180 please don't

02:12:40.700 like right together

02:12:42.060 that would make the

02:12:43.420 that

02:12:43.700 nope

02:12:44.180 do it

02:12:45.420 you sure

02:12:51.240 no one wants to see that

02:12:53.740 i can assure you

02:12:54.980 i was thinking about

02:12:56.740 you know

02:12:57.260 unsolicited tit pics

02:12:58.720 they would just be me sending them

02:13:00.320 of mine

02:13:01.640 it'd be great

02:13:04.820 it's

02:13:06.780 it's one thing

02:13:10.380 to send

02:13:11.200 like a hey

02:13:11.940 how are you

02:13:12.980 like what's going on

02:13:15.000 start with a hairy nipple

02:13:16.420 but then like

02:13:17.980 when you start with like

02:13:19.000 something like that

02:13:20.240 it's kind of like

02:13:21.500 a selfie is fine

02:13:24.940 like

02:13:25.500 can i just

02:13:26.120 leave some clothes on

02:13:27.460 do we have

02:13:28.380 like here's my dick

02:13:30.000 okay

02:13:32.280 to be fair

02:13:32.980 i've never understood

02:13:33.780 that whole phenomenon

02:13:35.900 yeah

02:13:38.020 i don't understand

02:13:38.840 why people send

02:13:39.500 dick pics

02:13:39.880 it's weird

02:13:40.380 yeah i don't get it

02:13:41.060 unless you're in a relationship

02:13:42.300 with somebody

02:13:42.900 keep your dick to yourself

02:13:43.920 bro

02:13:44.300 like even then

02:13:45.500 like i

02:13:46.260 the last goddamn thing

02:13:48.200 that i've ever done

02:13:49.040 are vaginas for random people

02:13:50.800 like are they just like

02:13:51.780 here's my vag

02:13:52.760 like is that a thing

02:13:53.520 well there are

02:13:54.060 there is a lot actually

02:13:55.200 yes

02:13:55.600 um

02:13:56.120 but

02:13:57.820 okay

02:13:58.560 okay but here

02:13:59.640 hear me out

02:14:00.360 hear me out

02:14:01.160 do people do that

02:14:02.000 no tell me

02:14:02.560 here is my theory

02:14:04.400 okay

02:14:05.620 and this is why

02:14:06.760 i have never sent a dick pic

02:14:08.800 okay

02:14:09.460 well i can't say that

02:14:11.000 because i have been asked for one

02:14:12.540 and if i am asked

02:14:13.460 then fine

02:14:14.000 or there was that one guy

02:14:15.740 who uh

02:14:16.360 got in my inbox

02:14:17.220 after a comment thread

02:14:18.240 told me i didn't have any balls

02:14:19.580 and i decided

02:14:20.340 oh my own

02:14:21.280 wrong

02:14:21.580 those are the only times

02:14:23.020 that i have done this though

02:14:24.000 um

02:14:24.980 however

02:14:25.500 and the reason is

02:14:26.820 is because

02:14:27.760 i have always believed

02:14:29.640 there is a reason

02:14:30.800 that in every single

02:14:32.100 sexual act

02:14:32.960 that a male can engage in

02:14:34.560 his penis goes inside

02:14:36.220 of something

02:14:36.900 why

02:14:37.620 because nobody wants

02:14:38.900 to see it

02:14:39.580 right

02:14:45.440 that's why it's always

02:14:47.700 on the inside

02:14:48.460 i disagree though

02:14:50.020 oh

02:14:51.180 you want to

02:14:52.480 your inbox

02:14:53.480 i don't want to see

02:14:54.160 your dick

02:14:54.520 i'm not saying mine

02:14:57.540 but i mean

02:14:58.020 nobody

02:14:58.380 don't send me dick pics

02:14:59.740 i don't want to see dick pics

02:15:00.640 please don't send me

02:15:01.420 pics of your dick

02:15:01.980 that's not what i'm saying

02:15:02.940 jesus christ

02:15:03.740 i just want a fucking

02:15:04.640 full disclosure

02:15:05.380 do not send me dick pics

02:15:07.280 fuck

02:15:08.120 i'm just saying

02:15:10.420 i disagree with that statement

02:15:12.280 that's all

02:15:13.000 oh

02:15:15.460 i don't know

02:15:16.000 that's how i always thought it was

02:15:17.260 well

02:15:18.120 i mean

02:15:18.620 maybe for you

02:15:19.680 maybe

02:15:21.280 i don't know

02:15:22.360 i'm just saying

02:15:23.240 generally speaking

02:15:24.440 i just

02:15:25.400 i've never understood

02:15:26.320 the whole idea

02:15:27.040 of like

02:15:27.520 here it is

02:15:29.100 like unsolicited

02:15:30.420 and

02:15:30.980 yeah

02:15:32.200 i don't understand

02:15:33.080 how that works

02:15:33.980 and i don't understand

02:15:35.000 how

02:15:35.460 like

02:15:36.320 yeah exactly

02:15:38.560 mishing me

02:15:39.140 sorry

02:15:39.460 sorry

02:15:40.020 it can go off the rails

02:15:41.020 at any point in time

02:15:41.980 i mean this is

02:15:42.620 fuck around and find out

02:15:43.680 with

02:15:43.960 legitimately

02:15:44.580 so i mean

02:15:45.960 we could go from

02:15:47.780 you know

02:15:48.460 talking addictions

02:15:49.420 to cell phones

02:15:50.600 yeah no it's not

02:15:52.720 um

02:15:53.160 good times though

02:15:54.640 we talked about

02:15:56.760 you sing

02:15:57.600 yeah right

02:15:58.860 i just

02:15:59.860 i don't think

02:16:00.720 that

02:16:01.080 um

02:16:01.940 like

02:16:02.220 my

02:16:03.180 thought

02:16:04.160 going into

02:16:04.820 a discussion

02:16:05.580 with a

02:16:06.600 female

02:16:07.660 trying to

02:16:08.980 go that route

02:16:09.960 i don't believe

02:16:12.260 that that's a good

02:16:12.920 strategy

02:16:13.580 like just

02:16:15.700 hey here it is

02:16:16.500 especially because

02:16:17.820 in my opinion

02:16:18.800 here's

02:16:19.760 like in my

02:16:21.300 opinion if i

02:16:22.140 were to just

02:16:22.660 shoot you a

02:16:23.160 dick pic

02:16:23.520 without saying

02:16:24.360 hey without

02:16:24.800 saying anything

02:16:25.640 uh just totally

02:16:26.880 unsolicited

02:16:27.540 and you enjoyed

02:16:28.940 that

02:16:29.320 i don't think

02:16:30.540 i want to go

02:16:30.980 inside of that

02:16:31.680 gross

02:16:32.960 because that's

02:16:34.220 probably

02:16:34.680 oh

02:16:35.320 can you

02:16:36.700 mod jason

02:16:37.460 um

02:16:38.860 i agree

02:16:40.820 with you

02:16:41.200 on that

02:16:41.560 one

02:16:41.800 i'm also

02:16:42.840 thinking of

02:16:43.580 it on the

02:16:44.240 sense of

02:16:44.780 like

02:16:45.140 it's kind

02:16:47.000 of like

02:16:47.300 false

02:16:47.660 advertising

02:16:48.500 also

02:16:49.100 so

02:16:51.120 yeah

02:16:51.540 yeah

02:16:51.820 it's

02:16:52.920 you know

02:16:53.340 you

02:16:53.600 i would

02:16:55.440 like to

02:16:55.860 get to

02:16:56.520 know you

02:16:56.960 first

02:16:57.480 before i

02:16:59.100 see

02:16:59.600 your bits

02:17:00.880 it's kind

02:17:01.620 of how i

02:17:01.940 feel about

02:17:02.420 it

02:17:02.740 like

02:17:03.400 you know

02:17:04.200 let's have

02:17:05.720 some conversation

02:17:06.560 and maybe

02:17:07.200 a coffee

02:17:07.860 but let's

02:17:09.140 you know

02:17:10.120 learn some

02:17:11.220 things about

02:17:11.780 each other

02:17:12.240 before you

02:17:12.760 just go

02:17:13.420 straight

02:17:14.040 here's my

02:17:14.560 dick

02:17:14.960 yeah right

02:17:17.180 call me old

02:17:18.240 fashioned

02:17:18.700 but i just

02:17:19.280 feel like

02:17:19.620 maybe there

02:17:20.020 should be a

02:17:20.420 little bit

02:17:20.700 of conversation

02:17:21.420 before we

02:17:22.300 get right

02:17:27.440 into that

02:17:27.980 okay hold

02:17:31.940 on i'm

02:17:32.140 trying to

02:17:32.520 mod

02:17:32.780 jason here

02:17:33.980 this is

02:17:42.980 another part

02:17:43.580 i have no

02:17:44.440 idea

02:17:44.860 how i'm

02:17:45.880 doing this

02:17:46.460 but let's

02:17:47.300 go and

02:17:47.660 find out

02:17:48.300 oh

02:17:50.560 user

02:17:53.360 manage

02:17:56.700 come on

02:18:01.120 how do i

02:18:01.580 make him

02:18:01.980 a mod

02:18:02.320 now

02:18:02.700 jesus christ

02:18:06.200 yeah you're

02:18:08.320 gonna have

02:18:08.600 to carry

02:18:08.880 this for

02:18:09.260 a second

02:18:09.600 here i'm

02:18:09.880 doing

02:18:10.020 something

02:18:10.320 super i'm

02:18:13.540 not even

02:18:13.940 gonna talk

02:18:14.680 about what's

02:18:15.180 happening

02:18:15.560 there so

02:18:17.280 about what

02:18:18.480 i was looking

02:18:20.020 at the chat

02:18:20.700 so that's

02:18:22.060 not a good

02:18:22.540 idea

02:18:22.900 at all

02:18:25.260 yeah i'm

02:18:25.980 trying to

02:18:26.560 oh my god i

02:18:27.700 wish you guys

02:18:28.080 could smell

02:18:28.640 this it's

02:18:29.380 starting to get

02:18:29.880 all crispy

02:18:30.580 and caramelized

02:18:31.780 on top

02:18:32.360 fuck me

02:18:33.220 it's gonna

02:18:34.640 be delicious

02:18:35.680 you got

02:18:40.940 some uh

02:18:41.780 you got some

02:18:42.520 tyler childers

02:18:43.300 going back

02:18:43.800 there

02:18:44.080 i do

02:18:44.900 did you

02:18:45.360 that's what

02:18:45.940 i was saying

02:18:46.380 i haven't

02:18:46.860 heard this

02:18:47.180 song in a

02:18:47.560 long time

02:18:47.980 it just

02:18:48.220 my play

02:18:48.700 is today

02:18:49.200 it's just

02:18:49.720 i was listening

02:18:51.200 to that one

02:18:51.620 last night

02:18:52.060 actually

02:18:52.560 i fucking

02:18:53.260 love this

02:18:53.620 this is a

02:18:54.260 great song

02:18:55.120 okay

02:18:56.240 that was

02:18:56.580 another dag

02:18:57.120 actually that

02:18:57.640 sent me this

02:18:58.160 i had never

02:18:59.000 heard this

02:18:59.320 song before

02:18:59.720 until they

02:19:00.140 sent it to

02:19:00.500 really

02:19:02.500 yeah

02:19:03.300 well i mean

02:19:03.940 it might have

02:19:04.920 been when it

02:19:05.440 came out

02:19:06.420 yeah

02:19:06.680 yeah i am

02:19:07.780 i'm definitely

02:19:08.580 having a free

02:19:09.220 stone moment

02:19:09.780 i keep going

02:19:10.600 to where it's

02:19:11.380 oh that's

02:19:12.040 maybe why

02:19:12.820 no like i

02:19:13.720 keep going to

02:19:14.260 your name and

02:19:14.740 then manage and

02:19:15.460 it's not doing

02:19:16.020 anything

02:19:16.380 oh

02:19:17.040 that's what's

02:19:20.480 oh nope

02:19:21.380 i love you

02:19:22.380 too

02:19:22.760 my love

02:19:23.600 and i ain't

02:19:26.280 i ain't

02:19:27.060 lying

02:19:27.640 yeah that's

02:19:28.580 a good

02:19:28.760 fuck

02:19:28.960 i love that

02:19:29.680 oh

02:19:34.000 okay

02:19:35.600 oh yeah

02:19:40.360 so fun

02:19:43.400 okay

02:19:45.240 i have no

02:19:46.660 idea what's

02:19:47.200 going on

02:19:47.720 here

02:19:48.000 yeah coconut

02:19:50.880 chocolate tonight

02:19:51.980 that's what

02:19:52.360 we're gonna

02:19:52.520 make for a

02:19:53.040 pie

02:19:53.320 yeah

02:19:55.200 what's

02:19:56.880 happening

02:19:57.220 how the

02:20:01.440 fuck do i

02:20:02.080 how do i

02:20:02.680 want some

02:20:03.180 real question

02:20:04.840 pardon

02:20:05.960 totally pulling

02:20:07.540 a fucking

02:20:07.980 chris freestone

02:20:08.780 i don't know

02:20:10.100 how to do it

02:20:10.600 i can't do it

02:20:11.140 up from my

02:20:11.540 side so

02:20:12.080 yeah like i

02:20:13.920 assume i have to

02:20:14.480 do it from

02:20:15.220 rumble not

02:20:16.140 rumble

02:20:16.360 drop down

02:20:17.220 from your

02:20:17.760 rumble

02:20:17.960 account

02:20:18.280 scroll down

02:20:18.820 and i'll

02:20:19.060 say

02:20:19.200 moderator

02:20:19.660 you have

02:20:19.980 to

02:20:20.060 me

02:20:20.200 and we'll

02:20:20.480 add the

02:20:20.780 name

02:20:21.080 okay so i'm

02:20:27.280 in the

02:20:27.460 i'm not really

02:20:27.940 worried since

02:20:28.700 it's our

02:20:29.120 first

02:20:29.540 yeah

02:20:30.500 if anybody's

02:20:32.580 annoyed with

02:20:33.140 it

02:20:33.420 well

02:20:34.380 i'm just

02:20:35.440 trying to

02:20:35.840 figure it

02:20:36.340 out

02:20:36.520 speaking of

02:20:40.780 kitties

02:20:41.180 why didn't we

02:20:41.860 hear from

02:20:42.180 cooter

02:20:42.480 she's sleeping

02:20:44.160 under the

02:20:44.520 christmas tree

02:20:45.120 i'm sorry

02:20:47.160 yeah

02:20:50.600 yeah my

02:20:55.500 my christmas tree

02:20:56.380 has been up

02:20:56.880 since

02:20:57.180 2019

02:20:57.700 yeah

02:21:03.420 okay so i

02:21:05.080 can do

02:21:05.400 promote

02:21:05.740 to

02:21:05.920 moderator

02:21:06.320 there

02:21:06.700 why can't

02:21:07.160 i do

02:21:07.380 it from

02:21:07.660 here

02:21:08.060 what

02:21:10.360 yes i

02:21:12.060 have made

02:21:12.380 a coconut

02:21:12.740 crust

02:21:13.120 yes

02:21:13.520 i almost

02:21:17.180 got some

02:21:18.460 coconut sugar

02:21:20.300 today

02:21:21.180 however

02:21:24.300 i didn't

02:21:26.080 because

02:21:26.840 my baking

02:21:27.960 pantry is a

02:21:29.020 little bit

02:21:29.860 full right

02:21:30.740 now which is

02:21:31.200 why i'm making

02:21:31.740 a bunch of

02:21:32.160 stuff and

02:21:32.580 freezing it

02:21:33.240 because i

02:21:34.780 need to

02:21:35.080 restock so

02:21:36.580 hence all

02:21:38.160 of the

02:21:38.780 baking

02:21:39.400 restock

02:21:40.100 and i

02:21:42.560 make all

02:21:42.840 my own

02:21:43.120 coconut so

02:21:44.220 that's why

02:21:46.060 i try to

02:21:47.180 keep it

02:21:48.500 um like

02:21:49.700 cycled

02:21:50.160 because i

02:21:52.180 make it all

02:21:52.540 fresh so

02:21:53.680 i'm getting

02:21:54.860 fresh coconuts

02:21:55.620 on monday

02:21:56.440 there it is

02:21:57.400 i think i'm

02:21:59.080 gonna get some

02:21:59.460 green coconuts

02:22:00.220 too

02:22:00.720 green coconuts

02:22:03.440 what

02:22:03.740 the fuck

02:22:04.860 is a green

02:22:05.360 coconut

02:22:05.780 the young

02:22:06.940 coconuts

02:22:07.680 they're the

02:22:08.440 big green

02:22:08.860 you get the

02:22:09.480 big green

02:22:09.900 ones or

02:22:10.440 you get the

02:22:10.820 ones that

02:22:11.180 are brown

02:22:11.520 just the

02:22:11.840 insides

02:22:12.300 smash them

02:22:13.800 open and

02:22:14.280 then we'll

02:22:14.680 do a

02:22:14.940 coconut stream

02:22:15.560 one day

02:22:15.960 excuse me

02:22:17.940 all right

02:22:18.400 all i can

02:22:21.300 think of

02:22:21.980 is the

02:22:23.500 video that i

02:22:24.820 say you

02:22:25.240 about the

02:22:25.580 coconuts

02:22:26.140 well there's

02:22:27.260 that there

02:22:28.040 is that as

02:22:28.700 well but

02:22:29.100 they uh

02:22:29.760 the fucking

02:22:30.300 the song

02:22:31.000 from the

02:22:31.360 lion king

02:22:32.020 where he's

02:22:32.820 like i've

02:22:33.380 got a

02:22:33.860 lovely bunch

02:22:34.580 of coconuts

02:22:35.540 oh maybe

02:22:40.820 that's why

02:22:41.280 um that

02:22:43.040 coconut video

02:22:43.620 was fucking

02:22:43.980 funny

02:22:44.340 yeah it

02:22:45.720 was

02:22:45.980 there you

02:22:50.960 go i think

02:22:51.960 i got you as

02:22:52.740 moderator now

02:22:53.520 there figured

02:22:54.480 it out see

02:22:55.420 that is the

02:22:56.140 difference between

02:22:56.920 you know yes

02:22:58.380 i had a chris

02:22:59.060 freestone moment

02:23:00.020 yeah but that's

02:23:01.780 okay but i

02:23:02.380 still managed to

02:23:03.260 mod him

02:23:03.680 without banning

02:23:04.700 him it's like

02:23:05.440 how we call

02:23:05.820 it a chris

02:23:06.200 freestone moment

02:23:06.920 um yes i

02:23:08.240 have used

02:23:08.640 the shredded

02:23:09.780 coconut and

02:23:10.420 the butter

02:23:10.720 instead of

02:23:11.100 the graham

02:23:11.280 crackers but

02:23:11.860 i also use

02:23:12.800 um coconut

02:23:14.120 sugar in there

02:23:14.700 as well just

02:23:15.240 to give it

02:23:15.640 that extra

02:23:16.380 um holdability

02:23:18.060 it's a great

02:23:19.320 way to do it

02:23:19.900 you're right

02:23:20.280 it's delicious

02:23:21.160 i also like to

02:23:23.220 put bacon fat

02:23:24.080 in my um

02:23:25.280 in my

02:23:26.880 what's it

02:23:28.240 called in my

02:23:28.740 pie crust

02:23:29.240 bacon fat

02:23:30.520 in the pie

02:23:31.340 crust is

02:23:31.740 fucking

02:23:32.100 delicious

02:23:32.920 put the

02:23:34.960 lime in

02:23:35.540 the coconuts

02:23:36.440 like i like

02:23:37.360 a lard in

02:23:38.000 my in

02:23:38.500 my crust

02:23:39.040 like i

02:23:39.440 don't use

02:23:39.920 like i

02:23:40.440 like old

02:23:41.000 school

02:23:41.340 using the

02:23:42.300 lard and

02:23:42.740 it's so

02:23:43.200 good anyway

02:23:43.920 would you

02:23:44.660 say you're

02:23:45.060 crusty

02:23:45.460 excuse me

02:23:48.440 said would

02:23:54.620 you say

02:23:54.880 you're crusty

02:23:55.500 no

02:23:56.900 oh okay

02:23:57.880 okay i'm

02:23:59.320 not crusty

02:23:59.800 i even

02:24:00.040 use coconut

02:24:00.540 oil on

02:24:01.040 my face

02:24:01.540 like i

02:24:01.920 i make

02:24:02.420 my own

02:24:02.960 coconut

02:24:03.300 oil for

02:24:03.840 my face

02:24:04.280 that's what

02:24:04.640 i use on

02:24:05.080 my face

02:24:05.540 for moisturizer

02:24:06.140 and cleanser

02:24:07.360 i use soap

02:24:08.780 no

02:24:10.000 just a bar

02:24:10.980 irish spring

02:24:11.740 no i use

02:24:12.600 coconut oil

02:24:13.120 on my face

02:24:13.700 yeah

02:24:14.640 and in my

02:24:15.580 mouth

02:24:15.880 yeah it's

02:24:18.480 called pulling

02:24:19.040 you use coconut

02:24:19.660 oil in your

02:24:20.120 mouth

02:24:20.420 and you swish

02:24:22.320 it around and

02:24:22.840 it pulls the

02:24:23.260 bacteria in your

02:24:23.900 mouth

02:24:24.060 oh my god

02:24:24.720 for fuck's sake

02:24:25.440 i'm not

02:24:25.840 jason all right

02:24:26.340 hold on here

02:24:26.960 i'll figure

02:24:28.980 this out

02:24:29.420 getting closer

02:24:31.080 getting closer

02:24:31.800 um so that's

02:24:33.320 good

02:24:33.580 and did you

02:24:34.940 know that if

02:24:35.280 you put tequila

02:24:36.020 and lime and

02:24:37.280 coconut in your

02:24:37.920 mouth and swish

02:24:38.480 it around

02:24:38.900 it's like a

02:24:40.100 drink

02:24:40.360 i'm just

02:24:43.280 joking

02:24:43.520 but i'm

02:24:44.620 thinking that

02:24:44.980 maybe i should

02:24:45.420 get some tequila

02:24:46.040 for tonight

02:24:46.600 maybe i should

02:24:47.220 tequila was always

02:24:49.020 a bad idea for

02:24:49.800 me like i mean

02:24:50.420 it's definitely

02:24:50.940 a bad idea

02:24:51.580 now but i

02:24:52.440 mean it

02:24:52.980 i have

02:24:53.880 restraint

02:24:54.320 okay that's

02:24:57.000 fair

02:24:57.300 yeah

02:24:58.220 that is

02:24:59.780 definitely fair

02:25:00.500 but you know

02:25:01.280 it was also

02:25:01.820 just the ideas

02:25:02.780 that i would

02:25:03.280 get

02:25:03.540 i i said i

02:25:05.060 am an adult

02:25:05.620 now i didn't

02:25:06.180 say i was

02:25:06.740 always an adult

02:25:07.620 so i've

02:25:08.540 definitely made

02:25:09.220 bad decisions

02:25:10.280 drinking tequila

02:25:10.980 for sure

02:25:11.400 however now

02:25:12.540 i'm not gonna

02:25:14.320 it's not like

02:25:15.040 i'm gonna get

02:25:15.500 like a 25

02:25:16.280 dollar bottle

02:25:16.840 of cuervo

02:25:17.460 get a nice

02:25:18.140 bottle of tequila

02:25:18.780 and sip it

02:25:19.340 with my

02:25:19.820 carnitas tacos

02:25:21.360 oh fuck

02:25:22.720 oh my god

02:25:24.140 all right jason

02:25:27.720 i don't know

02:25:28.800 unwanted

02:25:29.760 pregnancies

02:25:30.460 well lucky

02:25:31.200 for me

02:25:31.980 uh

02:25:33.080 estoy sola

02:25:36.900 yeah that's

02:25:39.920 that's very

02:25:40.420 true mission

02:25:40.980 you can dress

02:25:41.780 me up

02:25:42.040 you can dress

02:25:44.760 me up but

02:25:45.160 you can't take

02:25:45.600 me anywhere

02:25:45.980 that is

02:25:46.400 that's a fair

02:25:47.120 point that is

02:25:48.120 a very fair

02:25:48.580 point i clean

02:25:49.260 up well

02:25:49.820 um but

02:25:51.980 don't me

02:25:53.520 don't me

02:25:54.560 i can be

02:25:56.180 pretty if i

02:25:56.840 want

02:25:57.140 okay

02:25:58.080 if i want

02:26:00.220 um but

02:26:01.920 yeah you

02:26:02.260 probably still

02:26:02.880 can't take me

02:26:03.500 anywhere though

02:26:04.060 because

02:26:04.640 like i've been

02:26:07.120 in some places

02:26:07.840 where i'm like

02:26:08.320 i can't believe

02:26:08.900 they'll let

02:26:09.220 me in

02:26:09.520 results

02:26:09.940 in dick

02:26:10.420 pics

02:26:10.940 amazing

02:26:14.860 amazing

02:26:16.080 uh and

02:26:17.240 oil pulling

02:26:17.840 cleanses your

02:26:18.380 blood

02:26:18.560 exactly

02:26:19.000 yeah

02:26:19.560 so

02:26:20.240 there's lots

02:26:21.760 of benefits

02:26:22.560 to using

02:26:23.540 coconut which

02:26:24.980 is why

02:26:25.440 again i process

02:26:26.360 my things

02:26:26.920 myself so

02:26:27.940 here we go

02:26:29.320 everything takes

02:26:30.280 long to do

02:26:30.960 but

02:26:31.260 xena wants to

02:26:33.120 be annoying

02:26:33.560 this is uh

02:26:34.640 xena warrior

02:26:35.200 princess

02:26:35.780 she likes to

02:26:37.300 sit on your

02:26:37.840 back eh

02:26:38.540 yeah

02:26:38.980 sometimes

02:26:39.740 sometimes she'll

02:26:41.040 do it but

02:26:41.600 other times

02:26:42.140 she's like

02:26:42.560 fuck you

02:26:43.060 yeah

02:26:43.720 today she's

02:26:44.320 like okay

02:26:44.800 we'll sit

02:26:45.340 but yeah

02:26:48.120 so she's

02:26:49.400 she's my

02:26:49.940 cuddly kitty

02:26:50.680 uh and then

02:26:52.660 there's cooter

02:26:53.240 who's just a

02:26:54.280 fucking princess

02:26:55.860 curls up underneath

02:26:57.440 the christmas tree

02:26:58.360 most days and

02:26:59.320 just chills out

02:27:00.140 yeah well it's

02:27:01.800 because you have

02:27:02.120 a christmas tree

02:27:02.660 up so

02:27:03.340 yeah they love

02:27:04.600 it so i can't

02:27:05.520 i mean it's only

02:27:06.200 got two thirds

02:27:07.580 of the decoration

02:27:08.280 still the whole

02:27:09.280 bottom thirds

02:27:10.140 kind of bare

02:27:10.980 that's your fault

02:27:13.400 how would i

02:27:14.360 find you

02:27:14.920 no

02:27:15.540 what

02:27:17.020 definitely not

02:27:18.640 oh my

02:27:20.820 don't get excited

02:27:22.040 not even close

02:27:23.780 well we've been

02:27:24.720 almost excited a

02:27:25.760 couple of times

02:27:26.380 today but

02:27:27.640 i know i don't

02:27:31.820 have pants on

02:27:32.480 but nope

02:27:33.040 sorry guys

02:27:34.100 it's not

02:27:34.880 happening we

02:27:35.420 already talked

02:27:35.780 about this

02:27:36.320 that'll be the

02:27:38.180 whole goal of

02:27:38.840 this stream is

02:27:39.520 that at one

02:27:40.500 point sometime

02:27:41.420 maybe oh

02:27:42.340 hi i feel

02:27:43.160 like i should

02:27:43.520 go put pants

02:27:44.240 on

02:27:44.640 i feel like

02:27:50.200 the chance of

02:27:51.180 this goes up

02:27:51.760 enough the

02:27:52.160 longer we're

02:27:52.540 doing this so

02:27:53.360 definitely i feel

02:27:54.600 like this is

02:27:55.620 not no

02:27:57.000 glad you guys

02:27:58.520 okay what is

02:28:01.700 my cat that

02:28:02.280 was so good

02:28:02.900 though

02:28:03.260 don't you

02:28:06.640 dare claw

02:28:07.300 me i can

02:28:08.920 feel it's like

02:28:09.520 she's like about

02:28:10.080 to start sliding

02:28:10.900 down my back

02:28:11.780 and i know as

02:28:12.360 soon as she

02:28:12.680 does i'm gonna

02:28:13.300 get clawed

02:28:14.460 these cats are

02:28:17.700 this is the

02:28:18.860 one too

02:28:19.420 um she is

02:28:20.820 absolutely

02:28:21.820 enthralled

02:28:23.420 with the

02:28:24.860 flushing of

02:28:25.320 a toilet

02:28:25.680 i don't

02:28:29.280 know why

02:28:29.900 but she

02:28:31.200 has to see

02:28:31.900 it flush

02:28:32.420 she's

02:28:37.820 she's

02:28:38.220 tired

02:28:38.460 well

02:28:40.080 you have to

02:28:41.860 get one of

02:28:42.200 those um

02:28:42.780 water feeders

02:28:44.020 that like

02:28:44.420 comes out

02:28:45.080 the water

02:28:45.480 she's probably

02:28:46.160 have a blast

02:28:46.660 with that

02:28:47.060 my cat used

02:28:47.700 to love that

02:28:48.220 maybe

02:28:49.000 i just know

02:28:50.060 that like i

02:28:50.820 can't go to

02:28:51.360 the bathroom

02:28:51.780 alone they

02:28:52.280 won't allow

02:28:52.680 it oh

02:28:55.340 yeah well

02:28:55.840 i had two

02:28:56.420 dogs i

02:28:57.840 didn't do

02:28:58.440 anything by

02:28:58.940 myself

02:28:59.460 yeah but

02:29:01.040 dogs i

02:29:02.280 understand more

02:29:03.060 because dogs

02:29:03.500 are stupid

02:29:04.040 right so i

02:29:05.120 get that

02:29:05.700 right dogs

02:29:06.700 will follow

02:29:07.100 you everywhere

02:29:07.980 the cats

02:29:09.000 are nosy

02:29:09.640 that's why

02:29:10.520 they're just

02:29:10.980 like hey

02:29:11.420 the fuck

02:29:12.960 are you doing

02:29:13.480 yeah she'll

02:29:14.700 like like i

02:29:15.720 don't like it

02:29:16.240 because i'll

02:29:16.640 i'll be like

02:29:17.420 i'll be

02:29:17.940 twooping that's

02:29:18.900 what i call

02:29:19.480 tweeting and

02:29:20.180 pooping at

02:29:20.620 the same

02:29:20.880 time

02:29:21.580 excuse me

02:29:22.680 twooping

02:29:23.560 twooping

02:29:24.680 yeah sometimes

02:29:27.020 when you read

02:29:27.640 my tweets

02:29:28.120 folks those

02:29:28.740 are twoops

02:29:29.280 you take

02:29:31.520 your

02:29:31.640 um

02:29:32.060 no

02:29:32.680 what are you

02:29:33.880 talking about

02:29:34.260 who doesn't

02:29:35.080 what else are

02:29:38.000 you gonna do

02:29:38.480 in there

02:29:38.920 i read

02:29:40.300 i have books

02:29:41.880 in the bathroom

02:29:42.380 like a normal

02:29:42.980 person

02:29:43.460 i twoop

02:29:45.180 i read darwin's

02:29:47.540 the darwin book

02:29:49.020 you gotta twoop

02:29:50.100 try twooping

02:29:51.640 it's a good

02:29:55.180 time

02:29:55.500 what do you

02:29:57.100 do

02:29:57.420 it's tweet

02:29:59.460 and poop

02:29:59.860 right

02:30:00.640 and then i

02:30:02.040 get and then

02:30:02.900 stupid cat here

02:30:03.980 wants to try and

02:30:04.840 jump up in my

02:30:05.480 lap while i'm

02:30:06.060 doing this

02:30:06.620 i'm like no

02:30:07.260 it's not

02:30:08.000 allowed

02:30:08.440 we try to

02:30:13.000 boundaries are

02:30:14.020 a problem

02:30:14.560 it's a cat

02:30:16.700 yeah

02:30:17.120 cats don't

02:30:17.820 have boundaries

02:30:18.340 they don't

02:30:18.840 give a fuck

02:30:19.360 no

02:30:19.440 well no they

02:30:20.460 do

02:30:20.800 this is the

02:30:21.560 thing

02:30:21.720 they have

02:30:22.540 boundaries

02:30:23.120 they give

02:30:24.360 no fucks

02:30:25.280 about your

02:30:25.860 boundaries

02:30:26.400 no

02:30:26.880 that's

02:30:28.220 well i guess

02:30:29.100 tomorrow

02:30:30.160 but trust me

02:30:31.400 they have

02:30:31.800 boundaries

02:30:32.240 they let you

02:30:33.660 know

02:30:34.240 some of the

02:30:37.960 best shit

02:30:38.380 posts happen

02:30:39.460 when shitting

02:30:40.820 absolutely

02:30:41.820 see this is

02:30:42.640 exactly why they

02:30:43.340 call it shit

02:30:43.840 posting

02:30:44.240 well i guess

02:30:46.340 i don't

02:30:46.980 all right

02:30:47.980 some of your

02:30:48.740 best material

02:30:49.400 comes to you

02:30:50.160 when you're on

02:30:50.600 the toilet

02:30:51.020 it's like

02:30:51.760 it's the throne

02:30:52.860 man

02:30:53.200 it's the throne

02:30:54.180 you get to do

02:30:55.080 some serious

02:30:55.740 thinking in

02:30:57.000 in there

02:30:57.800 okay

02:30:58.620 you know you're

02:31:03.300 pushing out more

02:31:04.060 than just shit

02:31:04.740 you're pushing out

02:31:05.420 great ideas

02:31:06.280 you know you know

02:31:15.940 you know what i'm

02:31:17.000 now realizing

02:31:17.600 actually i think

02:31:18.300 the best part of

02:31:19.040 this whole

02:31:19.560 fucking thing is

02:31:20.560 just going to be

02:31:21.200 your reactions to

02:31:22.700 my fucking

02:31:23.500 autism

02:31:24.780 your retardedness

02:31:27.480 yes it's going to

02:31:28.580 be i think that's

02:31:29.740 going to be the

02:31:30.180 whole fucking

02:31:30.780 gimmick

02:31:31.380 it's good time

02:31:42.840 yeah it's a

02:31:44.560 fucking blast

02:31:45.520 no i love your

02:31:50.320 retardism

02:31:50.980 super excited

02:31:52.740 it's a good time

02:31:54.420 i i enjoy it

02:31:57.420 i'm glad i'm being

02:31:58.280 productive while you're

02:31:59.380 being retarded

02:32:00.020 yeah essentially

02:32:01.900 at least we're

02:32:03.240 consistent right

02:32:04.020 yes exactly

02:32:05.560 that's that's just the

02:32:07.060 way it goes

02:32:07.580 i'm actually surprised

02:32:08.780 he hasn't dropped my

02:32:10.180 nephew off yet but

02:32:11.540 he'll probably just go

02:32:12.320 outside play with his

02:32:13.020 friends anyway

02:32:13.680 yeah what are we

02:32:16.800 doing here how long

02:32:17.640 are we going on for

02:32:18.380 i have no idea i

02:32:20.480 never even really

02:32:21.360 thought of that but

02:32:22.360 okay

02:32:23.640 we'll go for a little

02:32:25.320 bit more i guess

02:32:26.320 we've only been on

02:32:27.040 for what two and a

02:32:27.760 half

02:32:27.980 yeah

02:32:29.320 maybe do three i

02:32:30.920 guess

02:32:31.240 three sounds about

02:32:33.060 sure

02:32:34.520 yeah whatever i'm

02:32:35.820 sure

02:32:35.980 and uh

02:32:37.740 who do we got

02:32:38.380 tonight there tom

02:32:39.220 it's uh

02:32:40.120 east coast isn't

02:32:40.980 it

02:32:41.380 that that could be

02:32:42.780 very fun

02:32:43.120 you guys ready to

02:32:43.160 start skating tonight

02:32:43.900 i do believe so

02:32:45.360 yes

02:32:46.180 so there will be

02:32:47.620 some more autism

02:32:49.000 on display

02:32:49.840 super

02:32:51.620 yeah it'll be fun

02:32:53.140 maybe i should make

02:32:53.860 an ai song for

02:32:54.820 that

02:32:55.140 a what

02:32:56.460 one of the ai

02:32:57.740 songs

02:32:58.360 right like

02:33:00.720 just like uh

02:33:02.540 let's see if i

02:33:03.320 which

02:33:03.880 do i have any of

02:33:05.080 the ones

02:33:05.480 any of the good

02:33:06.360 ones in my

02:33:06.960 computer

02:33:07.340 because that would

02:33:10.060 be awesome if i

02:33:10.880 did

02:33:11.180 i know i've got

02:33:15.820 one

02:33:16.220 i just

02:33:17.380 don't know

02:33:18.500 i don't remember

02:33:19.240 if it's a good

02:33:19.860 one or not

02:33:20.500 well one of my

02:33:28.800 g i'm hoping that

02:33:29.820 i put the the one

02:33:31.040 g one in here but

02:33:32.060 i don't know if i

02:33:32.760 did

02:33:33.060 oh yes it did

02:33:35.080 fuck yeah

02:33:36.500 is it this one

02:33:37.520 then

02:33:37.780 i hope so

02:33:41.100 i think i got uh

02:33:43.140 the bobs and

02:33:43.860 vagine

02:33:44.160 let's see

02:33:50.840 let's see

02:33:53.700 all right

02:33:56.020 all right

02:33:56.080 all right

02:33:56.380 i think i got it

02:33:57.080 skip the dishes

02:33:58.000 or

02:33:58.300 uber eats

02:33:58.960 always asking for

02:33:59.740 bobs and

02:34:00.280 vagine

02:34:00.660 it's the

02:34:01.120 fucking

02:34:01.400 jeeps

02:34:01.820 whatsapp

02:34:02.220 get your

02:34:02.540 x

02:34:02.860 it don't

02:34:03.220 matter

02:34:03.480 they're all

02:34:03.880 hindu

02:34:04.200 tinder

02:34:04.520 who's sliding

02:34:05.060 into your

02:34:05.600 dms and

02:34:06.180 overconfident

02:34:06.880 pinder

02:34:07.320 no baby

02:34:08.140 i love you

02:34:08.720 send pics

02:34:09.200 show face

02:34:09.600 and bobs

02:34:10.120 every app

02:34:10.620 can be a

02:34:11.120 dating app

02:34:11.720 if you're

02:34:12.100 a punjab

02:34:12.800 linkedin

02:34:13.720 snapchat

02:34:14.440 cash app

02:34:15.080 or tiktok

02:34:15.800 bet your

02:34:16.220 dms getting

02:34:16.840 violated by

02:34:17.840 dprog

02:34:18.600 whether it's

02:34:19.340 insta telegram

02:34:20.540 or pinterest

02:34:21.280 bobs and

02:34:21.960 vagine

02:34:22.360 just send to

02:34:23.460 dinish

02:34:23.880 i love you

02:34:24.800 baby

02:34:25.100 it's baheen

02:34:26.480 send bobs and

02:34:28.100 vagine

02:34:28.480 just another

02:34:30.520 jeep theme

02:34:31.340 yes and

02:34:33.120 bobs and

02:34:33.620 vagine

02:34:34.100 it's been

02:34:38.960 bobs and

02:34:39.380 vagine

02:34:39.740 yeah

02:34:40.060 that's amazing

02:34:41.320 yeah

02:34:42.560 right

02:34:43.860 good job

02:34:44.800 i wrote that

02:34:46.240 myself

02:34:46.760 yeah

02:34:47.880 like i

02:34:48.720 i mean

02:34:49.420 ruffo

02:34:50.260 so

02:34:51.500 that's an

02:34:52.680 ai rap

02:34:53.480 yeah

02:34:55.360 yeah i just

02:34:56.180 i wrote the

02:34:56.760 lyrics and

02:34:57.260 then i send

02:34:57.760 it through

02:34:58.040 the old

02:34:58.360 ai machine

02:34:58.940 there

02:34:59.300 and you

02:35:01.140 can pick

02:35:01.600 the kind

02:35:02.340 of song

02:35:02.940 uh

02:35:03.660 like i

02:35:04.080 got a

02:35:04.400 bunch

02:35:04.700 here

02:35:04.980 um

02:35:05.800 i wonder

02:35:06.320 oh did

02:35:06.960 i get the

02:35:07.360 one that i

02:35:07.740 made about

02:35:08.060 chris because

02:35:08.560 that would be

02:35:08.860 awesome if i

02:35:09.420 did

02:35:09.640 it was like

02:35:11.440 the don't

02:35:12.060 stick things

02:35:13.460 in your bum

02:35:14.020 that one was

02:35:16.980 pretty good

02:35:17.500 yeah there it

02:35:19.220 is

02:35:19.600 yeah this was

02:35:23.500 when we were

02:35:24.000 on stream with

02:35:24.840 uh with

02:35:25.320 freestone he was

02:35:26.100 like talking about

02:35:26.760 that time that he

02:35:27.440 had to hide that

02:35:28.080 key

02:35:28.320 you know

02:35:30.840 and

02:35:32.500 so we

02:35:33.740 uh yeah

02:35:34.380 he wanted it

02:35:37.100 to be like a

02:35:37.840 seaside shanty

02:35:39.020 oh

02:35:40.420 so that's

02:35:41.460 what we did

02:35:42.020 okay

02:35:42.820 gather

02:35:52.760 out and let

02:35:53.520 you tell

02:35:53.920 your tale

02:35:54.540 about a

02:35:55.000 man-made

02:35:55.460 chris

02:35:55.780 with a

02:35:56.100 secret

02:35:56.440 to unveil

02:35:57.220 me

02:35:57.440 sail

02:35:57.740 these

02:35:58.200 coast

02:35:58.560 from

02:35:58.820 dusk

02:35:59.100 till

02:35:59.280 dawn

02:35:59.640 but there's

02:35:59.980 a lesson

02:36:00.300 to be

02:36:00.620 learned

02:36:00.980 so please

02:36:01.560 hold on

02:36:02.500 oh don't you

02:36:13.040 stick things in

02:36:13.860 your bum

02:36:14.240 it may seem like

02:36:15.500 fun but it's

02:36:16.200 done

02:36:16.440 it will

02:36:16.940 shake

02:36:17.140 keep your

02:36:17.620 treasure

02:36:17.920 safe

02:36:18.320 don't risk it

02:36:19.320 all because in

02:36:19.940 the end you'll

02:36:20.640 surely take a

02:36:21.880 fall

02:36:22.460 don't stick

02:36:24.280 things in

02:36:25.580 your bum

02:36:26.720 my friend

02:36:27.880 it's a choice

02:36:29.320 you'll surely

02:36:30.760 come to

02:36:32.160 regret

02:36:32.840 in the end

02:36:34.580 so keep your

02:36:35.560 secrets locked

02:36:36.600 away

02:36:37.180 sail the seas

02:36:38.540 a wiser

02:36:39.120 pirate

02:36:39.680 you'll

02:36:40.000 stay

02:36:40.200 wonderful

02:36:43.420 why does it

02:36:47.080 always have to

02:36:47.680 be things in

02:36:48.260 your bum

02:36:48.880 well because

02:36:50.140 i just i just

02:36:51.460 told you it

02:36:52.200 was the story

02:36:52.860 was about him

02:36:53.680 hiding a key

02:36:54.300 in his butt

02:36:54.840 so i wrote

02:36:56.340 that while we

02:36:57.180 were on stream

02:36:57.920 and then we

02:36:58.500 played it

02:36:58.960 it's great

02:36:59.600 it's great

02:37:00.920 i mean

02:37:01.420 yeah

02:37:02.220 i'm

02:37:02.960 part of me

02:37:04.660 wants to learn

02:37:05.280 how to use

02:37:05.960 the ai stuff

02:37:06.840 and then

02:37:07.060 it's amazing

02:37:07.880 it's so fun

02:37:09.660 it's so fun

02:37:10.800 it really is

02:37:12.040 like i want

02:37:12.760 like i wish

02:37:13.640 i could be

02:37:14.080 like fucking

02:37:14.840 nerdy nerd

02:37:15.560 and canadian

02:37:16.160 taco and all

02:37:16.960 like they have

02:37:17.480 fucking perfected

02:37:18.420 the art of

02:37:19.080 those ai

02:37:19.560 images

02:37:20.060 taco was a

02:37:21.080 fucking magician

02:37:21.960 yeah like the

02:37:22.960 shit they are

02:37:23.440 pumping out i am

02:37:24.300 in their diagon

02:37:25.120 nerds fucking

02:37:26.140 telegram chat

02:37:27.240 so like i i

02:37:28.240 watch the inner

02:37:28.960 workings and i

02:37:29.740 see what's going

02:37:30.400 on there and

02:37:32.140 oh my god

02:37:33.080 these fucking

02:37:33.660 guys okay

02:37:34.780 right like i

02:37:36.760 watch rage jump

02:37:37.680 in there and

02:37:38.340 rage will just

02:37:39.100 ask it he's like

02:37:39.740 okay this is what

02:37:40.580 i'm thinking

02:37:41.100 or bam they've

02:37:42.940 got a fucking

02:37:43.460 thumbnail for

02:37:44.220 20 seconds

02:37:44.840 yeah like it's

02:37:46.140 insane the shit

02:37:46.860 they're working

02:37:47.320 with here

02:37:47.800 it's great i

02:37:49.040 love it

02:37:49.380 so i gotta i

02:37:51.960 gotta start

02:37:52.280 pumping out more

02:37:52.940 of the songs

02:37:53.440 because i figured

02:37:54.000 this that's my

02:37:54.760 wheelhouse is the

02:37:56.020 writing aspect

02:37:56.900 i have no idea

02:37:59.060 how to make the

02:38:00.060 ai image

02:38:00.840 generator do

02:38:02.240 exactly what i

02:38:03.960 like sometimes i

02:38:04.660 get lucky and i

02:38:05.220 get a good one

02:38:05.740 yeah um but

02:38:08.440 for the most part

02:38:09.200 yeah it's i'm

02:38:11.000 more looking at

02:38:11.760 uh just

02:38:14.080 writing stuff

02:38:14.820 and then making

02:38:15.500 the ai sing it

02:38:16.420 because i can't

02:38:17.000 sing oh i

02:38:18.120 wonder if i

02:38:18.580 should play with

02:38:18.960 the image

02:38:19.300 generator that

02:38:20.000 would be fun

02:38:20.580 yeah it's it

02:38:22.260 it is fun like

02:38:23.280 every once in a

02:38:24.360 while i get

02:38:25.080 something good but

02:38:25.860 i'd like there

02:38:27.180 are ways that you

02:38:28.560 can do your

02:38:29.200 prompts oh

02:38:30.740 hi um there

02:38:32.820 are ways that you

02:38:33.500 can do your

02:38:33.920 prompts and

02:38:34.480 they're and

02:38:34.860 they're great but

02:38:35.680 i haven't quite

02:38:36.660 like really i

02:38:37.980 like how you

02:38:38.480 just and

02:38:39.240 now you're

02:38:39.640 just gonna sit

02:38:41.900 there okay

02:38:42.540 yeah

02:38:43.540 she's like

02:38:44.360 hey

02:38:44.500 yeah get

02:38:46.000 yourself a cat

02:38:46.960 it'll be fun

02:38:47.580 they said

02:38:48.080 yeah

02:38:48.960 you know

02:38:49.860 hi

02:38:52.460 want to speak

02:38:54.660 into the mic

02:38:55.140 she's like no

02:38:58.660 dad

02:38:58.920 no

02:38:59.520 no

02:39:00.280 no

02:39:00.740 they they

02:39:02.600 they just have

02:39:03.280 like this weak

02:39:03.880 little meow it's

02:39:04.640 kind of funny

02:39:05.140 actually

02:39:05.560 oh you're just

02:39:08.140 gonna sit there

02:39:08.640 and purr on my

02:39:09.200 shoulder okay

02:39:09.880 fucking weirdo

02:39:11.880 but at least

02:39:14.380 she's she's

02:39:14.920 better than

02:39:15.360 cooter though

02:39:15.840 because cooter

02:39:16.260 never even comes

02:39:17.100 anywhere near me

02:39:17.840 she's like fuck

02:39:18.620 it

02:39:18.940 she's like you

02:39:20.540 no she's prissy

02:39:21.980 she's real prissy

02:39:23.520 i walk in the

02:39:24.100 kitchen that bitch

02:39:24.700 is in there she's

02:39:25.400 all fucking

02:39:25.840 meowing she

02:39:26.500 wants treats

02:39:27.120 all right this

02:39:29.140 one watches her

02:39:29.820 girlish figure and

02:39:30.640 will not touch

02:39:31.500 treats

02:39:31.960 she'll sniff it

02:39:34.780 she sniffs it

02:39:35.580 and walks away

02:39:36.180 she's like yeah

02:39:36.820 which if you

02:39:37.220 open a can of

02:39:37.880 sardines and

02:39:38.440 gave her a

02:39:38.840 sardine she'd

02:39:39.520 eat it

02:39:39.900 those treats

02:39:40.460 are garbage

02:39:41.120 well maybe

02:39:42.260 but cooters are

02:39:43.620 fat

02:39:43.860 she's fat

02:39:44.840 she'll she'll

02:39:46.620 eat the treats

02:39:47.200 for sure

02:39:48.120 oh fuck me

02:39:50.480 gently

02:39:50.740 all right

02:39:51.180 i gotta give

02:39:51.720 this a stir

02:39:53.100 that actually

02:39:54.260 reminds me of

02:39:54.860 when i was in

02:39:55.300 radio

02:39:55.740 in the what

02:39:57.140 well you said

02:39:58.260 fuck me gently

02:39:59.080 um

02:39:59.900 so back when

02:40:01.940 i was doing

02:40:02.600 the local

02:40:03.020 radios there

02:40:03.800 i uh

02:40:05.620 i after

02:40:06.980 watching jimmy

02:40:07.720 kimmel do it

02:40:08.420 i said fuck

02:40:09.440 it i'm gonna

02:40:09.820 do it too

02:40:10.380 and it was

02:40:11.060 unnecessary

02:40:11.700 censorship

02:40:12.280 okay

02:40:13.660 so one of

02:40:14.500 the songs that

02:40:15.080 i unnecessarily

02:40:15.920 censored

02:40:16.380 was michelle

02:40:17.300 writes rock

02:40:18.120 me gently

02:40:18.680 oh

02:40:19.540 all right

02:40:20.640 so i'd

02:40:21.080 unnecessarily

02:40:21.780 censor the

02:40:22.320 word rock

02:40:22.880 oh

02:40:24.200 the idea

02:40:27.960 was like

02:40:28.580 you'd call

02:40:29.020 in and tell

02:40:29.540 me what

02:40:29.940 what words

02:40:30.620 i unnecessarily

02:40:31.420 censored

02:40:31.920 but i always

02:40:32.460 made sure

02:40:32.920 that it

02:40:33.200 was a

02:40:33.460 song

02:40:33.940 that it

02:40:36.660 sounded

02:40:37.000 like uh

02:40:38.120 she thinks

02:40:38.600 my tractor

02:40:39.120 sexy

02:40:39.660 bleeped

02:40:41.440 out

02:40:41.600 tractor

02:40:42.080 why

02:40:45.580 because

02:40:47.900 i don't know

02:40:49.400 it sounded

02:40:50.420 funny

02:40:50.820 yeah a little

02:40:57.680 i've never

02:40:58.740 denied this

02:40:59.580 i mean

02:41:00.120 you know

02:41:02.060 i guess

02:41:02.800 i guess

02:41:02.820 i guess that's

02:41:03.140 true

02:41:03.560 that's

02:41:04.700 openly

02:41:06.040 admitted

02:41:06.500 my own

02:41:07.800 fault

02:41:08.080 i mean

02:41:08.960 i'm sitting

02:41:09.320 here like

02:41:09.680 some sort

02:41:10.080 of weird

02:41:10.380 fucking pirate

02:41:11.040 with a cat

02:41:11.640 on my

02:41:11.900 fucking

02:41:12.160 shoulder

02:41:12.520 right

02:41:12.840 a weird

02:41:13.560 pirate

02:41:14.020 well obviously

02:41:15.560 because a real

02:41:16.140 pirate would

02:41:16.680 have an

02:41:16.960 eye patch

02:41:17.420 and a

02:41:17.620 fucking

02:41:17.840 parrot

02:41:18.160 i got

02:41:18.540 both eyes

02:41:19.080 and a

02:41:19.280 cat

02:41:19.600 have you

02:41:23.140 got

02:41:23.360 say

02:41:24.480 yar

02:41:24.800 yar

02:41:26.760 as long

02:41:30.820 as you've

02:41:31.140 got both

02:41:31.500 your legs

02:41:32.120 you're good

02:41:33.620 yeah yeah

02:41:34.960 and i got

02:41:35.300 no peg

02:41:35.680 leg

02:41:35.960 so i'm

02:41:38.600 just a

02:41:39.120 weird pirate

02:41:39.680 got all

02:41:40.920 your appendages

02:41:42.020 right kitty

02:41:43.740 this is the

02:41:48.020 worst part

02:41:48.700 of this whole

02:41:51.460 thing is having

02:41:51.980 to pull

02:41:52.300 everything apart

02:41:52.960 yeah

02:41:54.660 yeah

02:41:55.120 it is

02:41:55.420 annoying

02:41:55.720 this is

02:41:58.820 again why

02:41:59.260 i need a

02:41:59.640 stew

02:41:59.840 chef

02:42:00.200 i typically

02:42:02.840 like it better

02:42:03.460 when somebody

02:42:03.980 else pulls

02:42:04.480 my pork

02:42:05.040 i told you

02:42:13.920 take applications

02:42:15.960 for someone

02:42:16.580 to pull

02:42:16.920 your pork

02:42:17.380 then

02:42:17.720 what are

02:42:18.960 you doing

02:42:19.380 cat

02:42:19.640 shit's going

02:42:23.940 down in

02:42:24.320 Ottawa

02:42:24.620 what do we

02:42:25.080 got going

02:42:25.380 down in

02:42:25.760 Ottawa

02:42:26.020 what's

02:42:26.480 happening

02:42:26.800 is it

02:42:27.780 the fucking

02:42:28.160 jews and

02:42:28.700 the palestinian

02:42:29.360 supporters

02:42:29.780 is that

02:42:30.180 what's

02:42:30.400 going on

02:42:30.920 what

02:42:32.320 i don't

02:42:33.520 know

02:42:33.700 jason's

02:42:34.280 saying

02:42:34.540 shit's

02:42:34.980 going

02:42:35.180 down

02:42:35.460 in

02:42:35.660 Ottawa

02:42:35.940 right now

02:42:36.420 i know

02:42:36.640 they had

02:42:36.880 a bunch

02:42:37.160 of

02:42:37.280 fucking

02:42:37.560 cops

02:42:38.040 people

02:42:38.420 people

02:42:38.540 people

02:42:38.640 pull up

02:42:39.080 your

02:42:39.200 twitter

02:42:39.480 and

02:42:39.680 find

02:42:39.860 out

02:42:40.200 yeah

02:42:40.760 well i'm

02:42:41.160 working on

02:42:41.800 it here

02:42:42.480 holy

02:42:43.140 let's see

02:42:47.420 anybody live

02:42:48.220 on

02:42:48.520 oh

02:42:52.060 lower

02:42:52.420 have mercy

02:42:53.320 remember

02:42:59.620 how to

02:43:00.300 sign

02:43:01.040 into my

02:43:01.680 twitter

02:43:02.280 bacon fat

02:43:05.440 is now

02:43:05.800 going in

02:43:06.540 maybe not

02:43:08.620 no i don't

02:43:18.160 think i can

02:43:18.660 sign in

02:43:19.140 with that

02:43:19.480 email

02:43:19.860 now i'm

02:43:24.380 going to

02:43:24.720 put in

02:43:25.020 a little

02:43:25.300 bit of

02:43:25.520 whiskey

02:43:25.880 whiskey

02:43:27.780 yeah

02:43:28.860 yeah

02:43:31.220 yeah

02:43:31.700 dacy will

02:43:32.280 be there

02:43:32.620 that's

02:43:32.960 right

02:43:33.200 all right

02:43:33.640 let me

02:43:34.060 bring up

02:43:36.040 the old

02:43:36.320 twitter

02:43:36.560 machine here

02:43:37.960 it smokes

02:43:38.720 it off

02:43:39.160 in there

02:43:39.520 but it

02:43:39.880 makes it

02:43:40.220 taste

02:43:40.700 delicious

02:43:41.760 yeah

02:43:44.860 yeah i've

02:43:46.020 always loved

02:43:46.360 i've always

02:43:47.080 loved cooking

02:43:47.540 with alcohol

02:43:48.080 and i still

02:43:48.960 will

02:43:49.760 like i i

02:43:50.340 know like

02:43:50.880 it's funny

02:43:51.660 because i

02:43:52.140 remember going

02:43:52.580 to aa

02:43:53.000 and like

02:43:53.460 they basically

02:43:54.000 are saying

02:43:54.520 like you

02:43:54.920 can't even

02:43:55.480 eat food

02:43:55.940 that has

02:43:56.340 alcohol in

02:43:56.940 it i'm

02:43:57.220 like yeah

02:43:57.780 fuck all

02:43:58.780 that noise

02:43:59.300 i don't

02:43:59.800 care i

02:44:00.400 will i

02:44:01.220 will still

02:44:01.600 gladly eat

02:44:02.360 something that's

02:44:02.920 been cooked

02:44:03.340 in wine or

02:44:04.020 cooked in

02:44:04.460 whatever because

02:44:05.120 i look at it

02:44:05.740 as it doesn't

02:44:06.520 fucking matter

02:44:07.160 it's the

02:44:08.500 alcohol has

02:44:09.380 been burned

02:44:09.800 off i can

02:44:10.880 i at least

02:44:11.660 i know for

02:44:12.200 myself anyway i

02:44:13.420 can eat

02:44:14.000 something that

02:44:15.000 yeah well

02:44:21.300 that some

02:44:21.680 of them it's

02:44:22.080 about the

02:44:22.540 they get the

02:44:23.200 taste right

02:44:24.040 and then

02:44:25.080 they're gonna

02:44:25.460 be right back

02:44:26.300 to where they

02:44:26.800 were but for

02:44:27.700 me it's not

02:44:28.340 that way so

02:44:29.340 i can i can

02:44:30.320 get away with

02:44:30.920 it right

02:44:32.160 yeah i just

02:44:39.040 like to cook

02:44:39.500 with it

02:44:39.840 because yeah

02:44:42.120 i just like

02:44:42.820 i yeah i

02:44:44.760 don't even

02:44:45.060 know the

02:44:45.380 answer to

02:44:45.860 that really

02:44:46.600 or how

02:44:47.040 to like

02:44:49.240 when i make

02:44:49.700 spaghetti sauce

02:44:50.480 or chili i

02:44:51.200 use red

02:44:51.620 wine um

02:44:53.420 when i do

02:44:56.060 stew same

02:44:58.140 thing i use

02:44:58.780 red wine

02:44:59.420 some cognac

02:45:00.360 i yeah

02:45:01.720 like i use

02:45:02.420 vodka in

02:45:03.520 my tomato

02:45:04.900 sauce so

02:45:07.280 yeah

02:45:09.280 whoops

02:45:12.340 i'm gonna

02:45:14.440 try and see

02:45:15.260 if this will

02:45:15.740 work oh

02:45:17.220 they're throwing

02:45:17.780 smoke

02:45:18.200 some shit

02:45:19.020 from state

02:45:19.720 here i am

02:45:21.260 making fucking

02:45:21.920 cold pork and

02:45:22.760 it's going

02:45:23.200 down

02:45:24.100 all right

02:45:29.340 let's see

02:45:30.020 here

02:45:30.480 all right

02:45:34.060 are we

02:45:34.280 seeing that

02:45:34.680 now

02:45:34.980 yes

02:45:38.040 okay

02:45:42.000 god damn

02:45:51.540 they've taken

02:45:58.120 over

02:45:58.560 it's too

02:46:03.540 laggy

02:46:03.980 can you send

02:46:05.780 it to me

02:46:06.340 send it to me

02:46:07.620 on telegram

02:46:08.260 and then

02:46:08.560 all

02:46:08.860 open it

02:46:09.800 up on

02:46:10.080 mine

02:46:10.360 yeah

02:46:17.100 it's

02:46:20.620 aggressive

02:46:20.980 yeah

02:46:22.480 let me uh

02:46:23.740 go to that

02:46:24.300 right now

02:46:24.960 stupid

02:46:27.240 laptop

02:46:27.860 so

02:46:28.720 are they

02:46:29.960 gonna like

02:46:30.620 start trampling

02:46:33.780 people like they

02:46:34.620 did when the

02:46:35.820 convoy was there

02:46:36.920 or what

02:46:37.600 probably not

02:46:41.140 actually and

02:46:42.600 that's that's the

02:46:43.320 thing that i've

02:46:43.840 noticed right

02:46:44.640 it's like if

02:46:45.740 you're gonna go

02:46:46.560 and fuck around

02:46:47.480 and do shit

02:46:49.040 for other

02:46:50.460 countries

02:46:51.120 then it

02:46:52.420 doesn't matter

02:46:53.020 all right

02:46:55.760 like it's this

02:46:56.620 weird thing like

02:46:57.680 the they can get

02:46:59.020 away with whatever

02:46:59.700 protests they want

02:47:00.840 um but then as

02:47:03.620 soon as we take

02:47:04.520 issue with

02:47:05.000 something

02:47:05.420 send it to your

02:47:06.620 telegram

02:47:07.060 yeah okay so

02:47:09.240 but as soon as we

02:47:10.060 take any kind of

02:47:10.760 issue with

02:47:11.140 something

02:47:11.500 not now

02:47:12.640 okay

02:47:14.420 so

02:47:16.280 um

02:47:18.420 seriously

02:47:23.920 we're working on

02:47:38.520 it well i mean i

02:47:40.460 don't pretend like i

02:47:41.240 know what i'm doing

02:47:41.880 when it comes to

02:47:42.620 exactly right we

02:47:43.860 already said this

02:47:44.440 is okay so now

02:47:47.840 what do i do

02:47:49.020 screen share

02:47:52.200 yes okay

02:47:54.040 continue but yeah

02:48:01.560 that doesn't look a

02:48:02.520 whole lot different

02:48:03.320 um than some of

02:48:06.140 the footage i have

02:48:07.760 from convoy

02:48:08.480 i can tell you

02:48:11.180 that much

02:48:11.760 right down to the

02:48:12.580 smoke too because

02:48:13.400 there was there was

02:48:14.080 a night there we

02:48:14.740 were out on

02:48:15.260 parliament hill

02:48:15.880 fucking shooting

02:48:16.760 out some fireworks

02:48:17.580 that was pretty

02:48:18.100 goddamn fun

02:48:19.000 you see it

02:48:24.080 i'm tempted to go to

02:48:40.880 ottawa now

02:48:41.600 all the zionists are

02:48:46.600 racist

02:48:47.800 all the zionists are

02:48:59.540 racist

02:48:59.960 it's the summer's new

02:49:03.860 hot jam

02:49:04.440 right so i want

02:49:06.400 everybody to repeat

02:49:07.380 after me

02:49:08.160 justin trudeau

02:49:11.900 you're complicit

02:49:13.860 in the genocide

02:49:15.640 of palestinians

02:49:17.700 oh my god

02:49:18.420 that is

02:49:19.700 you know what

02:49:24.240 at least when we

02:49:25.220 did it

02:49:25.580 we had fucking

02:49:26.460 trucks honked into

02:49:27.680 fucking songs

02:49:28.620 okay it sounded

02:49:29.500 cool

02:49:30.420 justin trudeau

02:49:36.020 you're complicit

02:49:41.160 in the genocide

02:49:50.320 of palestinians

02:49:53.120 justin trudeau

02:49:53.540 you're complicit

02:49:55.580 in the genocide

02:49:57.420 that's crazy

02:50:02.140 so like

02:50:06.320 like here's the part that I have trouble with too right

02:50:10.840 cause it's like I don't necessarily

02:50:12.700 like obviously I'm not against the idea of protest

02:50:16.580 but it's just kind of a piss off

02:50:20.980 knowing that it's like when we do one

02:50:23.420 for ourselves that we get fucking jackbooted

02:50:26.940 and fucked up and arrested for all sorts of stupid bullshit

02:50:30.160 and all these cunts can come out here and fight over some fucking war

02:50:34.760 that has nothing to fucking do with us

02:50:36.700 not even in our country

02:50:38.620 and you know like I'm not necessarily disagreeing

02:50:42.460 like we shouldn't be fucking sending money

02:50:43.980 that does make us complicit in whatever fucking war crimes Israel commits

02:50:47.720 and like all of this other bullshit

02:50:49.120 same with Russia, Ukraine, fucking all this shit

02:50:51.700 I agree, sure, fine

02:50:53.740 but just it's so stupid to watch

02:50:57.100 and you watch because this is going to be spun a completely different way too

02:51:00.300 that looks no different

02:51:01.440 than what Convoy did

02:51:04.240 minus the fact that you can't get any vehicles on Wellington

02:51:06.780 because we forever closed it

02:51:08.520 there's a win for us by the way

02:51:12.440 we forever closed Wellington Street

02:51:14.980 but like you know what I mean

02:51:18.420 and it's like watching how this is going to get fun

02:51:21.940 is going to be completely different

02:51:23.040 and I'm curious how long they're going to keep this up for

02:51:27.200 like are they camping out?

02:51:35.100 are they going to stay until the fucking ceasefire happens?

02:51:38.460 listen, now

02:51:39.620 yesterday it was Quebec

02:51:41.760 today it's Ottawa

02:51:43.020 yeah, well the Quebec

02:51:45.940 what's it going to be tomorrow? Toronto?

02:51:47.760 the Quebec one I'm pretty sure is just supposed to be short time

02:51:50.220 like a short term thing

02:51:52.360 but

02:51:54.600 I'm going to see

02:51:55.800 does he have anything else?

02:51:57.420 people are just going to keep getting madder

02:51:59.420 and angrier

02:52:00.360 because the people are not stopping

02:52:05.060 they're going to keep coming in

02:52:06.500 oh apparently

02:52:07.460 apparently having

02:52:08.740 they're going to fucking get mad that they're here

02:52:10.860 having a Canadian flag doesn't go well either

02:52:13.500 apparently

02:52:14.020 Daisy's got a video there

02:52:15.340 somebody's like

02:52:16.220 the lone man holding a Canadian flag

02:52:18.460 and he's surrounded by fucking Antifa

02:52:20.380 fucking faggots

02:52:22.060 faggots

02:52:23.200 fucking faggots

02:52:25.800 yeah, I'm curious

02:52:28.300 like is there anything

02:52:29.440 I guarantee they're just going to leave though, right?

02:52:32.460 like it's probably just like a

02:52:33.800 let's do this for today

02:52:34.960 and then we leave

02:52:36.500 well

02:52:39.200 they're probably

02:52:39.680 they're probably too scared

02:52:40.880 to fucking stick around

02:52:42.120 they're not going home

02:52:43.820 so to speak

02:52:46.200 yeah

02:52:47.400 that's not restrained entirely

02:52:50.580 Daisy's got another one

02:52:54.120 the scarf salesman's

02:52:55.080 going to make a killing today

02:52:56.280 we should have worn ours

02:53:00.400 yeah, right?

02:53:02.000 I will say this though

02:53:03.100 if they're fucking camping out there

02:53:04.440 I may have to

02:53:06.360 I may make some arrangements

02:53:08.820 and

02:53:09.520 fucking go down there

02:53:12.420 and

02:53:12.720 see what's up

02:53:14.320 yeah

02:53:15.020 for sure

02:53:15.740 I'm interested now

02:53:18.720 very, very interested

02:53:21.480 I don't think that

02:53:23.520 I'm willing to bet that they won't though

02:53:25.260 fucking occupy

02:53:31.700 fucking parliament

02:53:32.580 let's go

02:53:33.540 Palestinians occupy parliament

02:53:36.540 that was

02:53:38.160 I didn't have that one on my bingo card

02:53:39.820 no, right?

02:53:41.640 not quite

02:53:42.540 like I mean

02:53:44.100 we're only the first week into March

02:53:45.660 can't we slow down?

02:53:47.080 well I figure though

02:53:47.880 since we did kick the fucking year off

02:53:49.680 with tunnel jews

02:53:50.500 I mean anything is possible

02:53:51.900 right?

02:53:52.540 there is nothing off the table

02:53:53.800 aliens and tunnel jews

02:53:55.600 don't forget

02:53:56.040 it wasn't just tunnel jews

02:53:59.000 it was like

02:53:59.400 we're going to toss in aliens

02:54:00.760 at the same time

02:54:01.540 just for

02:54:02.000 whoop

02:54:02.500 yeah, but

02:54:03.780 the tunnel jews

02:54:04.920 was pretty fucking wild

02:54:05.860 yeah

02:54:07.280 totally

02:54:08.100 I think that the fact that

02:54:10.300 people are just finding out

02:54:11.800 about the tunnel jews

02:54:12.840 is pretty wild to me

02:54:13.820 it's like

02:54:14.200 how did we not

02:54:15.020 well they tried to ignore it

02:54:16.860 pretty good

02:54:17.440 listen

02:54:18.120 there's

02:54:19.160 there's been so much propaganda

02:54:20.900 out there

02:54:21.560 on all kinds

02:54:22.480 like

02:54:22.720 they've been talking about

02:54:23.840 the fucking

02:54:24.260 anyway

02:54:25.140 whatever

02:54:26.060 yeah

02:54:28.320 it is

02:54:29.700 it's the jews

02:54:30.800 yeah, right?

02:54:32.280 of course they are

02:54:32.800 I really

02:54:33.180 I love that one though

02:54:34.400 the fucking buddy

02:54:35.560 that just pops up

02:54:36.460 from that metal grate

02:54:37.720 like that just looks

02:54:38.680 and just runs away

02:54:39.700 it just scurries into the night

02:54:41.660 like nothing

02:54:42.440 like a rodent

02:54:43.520 but again

02:54:44.860 it's like

02:54:45.360 if you've never

02:54:45.980 and how do you know

02:54:47.880 quite

02:54:48.100 like

02:54:48.280 I've been in these neighborhoods

02:54:49.140 before

02:54:49.600 like I

02:54:50.040 I've been in

02:54:51.700 in the orthodox

02:54:52.700 jew neighborhoods

02:54:53.840 and the

02:54:54.720 the

02:54:55.500 you know

02:54:56.260 where all the

02:54:56.840 where all the

02:54:58.080 hasidics are

02:54:58.860 and it's like

02:54:59.960 you know

02:55:01.600 you get great deals

02:55:02.740 on diamonds

02:55:03.540 and jewelry down there

02:55:04.800 but

02:55:05.080 it's not a

02:55:06.760 you'll save a few

02:55:10.460 shekels

02:55:10.940 is what you're saying

02:55:11.720 whatever

02:55:13.180 yeah

02:55:13.620 you know

02:55:14.180 it is what it is

02:55:16.020 all I'm saying

02:55:17.480 is that

02:55:18.060 legitimately

02:55:18.620 I mean

02:55:19.340 you know

02:55:20.100 yeah

02:55:21.500 I figure though

02:55:22.480 if we kick the year off

02:55:23.840 with tunnel juice

02:55:24.440 then anything

02:55:25.000 is on the table

02:55:25.780 like

02:55:26.040 whatever your imagination

02:55:27.460 can think up

02:55:28.540 is a

02:55:28.980 is an actual

02:55:29.740 possibility

02:55:30.540 now

02:55:30.940 absolutely

02:55:32.260 because I'm

02:55:33.700 I got

02:55:34.800 I'm just waiting

02:55:35.680 to see right

02:55:36.300 I'm just like

02:55:37.220 yeah let's go

02:55:37.820 let's see what else

02:55:39.580 is gonna happen

02:55:40.260 yeah

02:55:41.260 I mean we got

02:55:41.820 fucking

02:55:42.340 Jake Paul's gonna

02:55:43.560 fight Mike Tyson

02:55:44.320 yeah

02:55:45.440 that one I didn't

02:55:46.360 see coming either

02:55:47.240 I mean there's

02:55:47.920 definitely

02:55:48.260 I feel like

02:55:48.980 it's gonna be

02:55:49.860 it's gonna be

02:55:51.720 an exciting year

02:55:52.960 I feel like

02:55:54.060 I'm pretty happy

02:55:55.220 that I'm continuing

02:55:56.640 my like

02:55:57.700 10k

02:55:58.600 by the way

02:55:59.600 by the way

02:56:01.380 if anybody

02:56:01.820 wants to watch

02:56:03.060 Jake Paul

02:56:04.480 if anybody

02:56:05.620 wants to watch

02:56:06.500 Jake Paul

02:56:07.160 and Mike Tyson

02:56:07.920 but doesn't

02:56:09.100 want to pay

02:56:09.620 for it

02:56:10.160 watch

02:56:12.240 pro

02:56:13.020 wrestling

02:56:13.960 dot

02:56:14.680 c

02:56:15.340 o

02:56:15.880 that's all

02:56:16.800 I'm gonna say

02:56:17.420 oh

02:56:18.140 okay

02:56:19.060 that's

02:56:19.260 see that's where

02:56:20.340 I get all my

02:56:20.840 wrestling from

02:56:21.600 but it also

02:56:23.040 has

02:56:23.700 like all

02:56:24.920 like good

02:56:25.660 pay-per-view

02:56:26.220 stuff like

02:56:26.800 UFC

02:56:27.220 BKFC

02:56:28.140 BKFC

02:56:32.020 is the

02:56:32.280 bare knuckle

02:56:32.700 I don't

02:56:35.660 I don't

02:56:36.260 I don't

02:56:38.400 want to watch

02:56:38.860 fighting

02:56:39.260 why not

02:56:40.180 interesting

02:56:40.840 love watching

02:56:42.100 people beat

02:56:42.620 the crap out

02:56:43.160 of each other

02:56:43.560 you know what

02:56:44.440 that's fine

02:56:45.020 I like that

02:56:45.640 people do

02:56:46.320 that every

02:56:46.880 once in a

02:56:47.340 while I

02:56:48.180 you know

02:56:48.720 enjoy hunting

02:56:49.760 like bare

02:56:50.720 knuckles

02:56:50.960 insane man

02:56:51.880 that's

02:56:52.540 that's

02:56:52.980 like I

02:56:53.360 don't

02:56:53.540 understand

02:56:53.940 why they

02:56:54.320 do that

02:56:54.720 but I'll

02:56:55.260 watch it

02:56:55.680 I like

02:56:56.220 poetry and

02:56:57.100 cello music

02:56:57.660 for the

02:56:58.580 majority of

02:56:59.240 the time

02:56:59.760 it keeps

02:57:00.360 me

02:57:00.700 a nice

02:57:02.120 I love

02:57:02.740 that

02:57:02.940 you're over

02:57:03.600 there

02:57:03.760 I like

02:57:04.240 poetry and

02:57:05.020 cello music

02:57:05.680 I'm like

02:57:06.100 punch him

02:57:06.640 in the

02:57:06.960 face

02:57:07.680 exactly

02:57:08.760 yeah

02:57:09.400 hit him

02:57:11.780 with a

02:57:12.080 chair

02:57:12.600 yeah

02:57:14.760 each to

02:57:16.680 their own

02:57:17.080 we all

02:57:17.480 make choices

02:57:18.180 right

02:57:18.800 I mean

02:57:19.460 what can

02:57:19.900 I say

02:57:20.320 maybe we

02:57:21.820 can put

02:57:22.120 some cello

02:57:22.660 music

02:57:23.120 to

02:57:24.320 some

02:57:24.700 fucking

02:57:25.080 UFC

02:57:25.800 we could

02:57:30.900 do that

02:57:31.380 yeah

02:57:31.640 I wonder

02:57:32.160 how that

02:57:32.640 would

02:57:32.840 look

02:57:33.780 yeah

02:57:34.720 maybe

02:57:34.940 I don't

02:57:35.360 find out

02:57:36.260 but

02:57:36.480 coming up

02:57:38.300 to the

02:57:38.900 three hour

02:57:39.340 mark

02:57:39.660 so we'll

02:57:40.180 we'll do

02:57:40.840 it at

02:57:41.200 kind of like

02:57:41.940 about a

02:57:42.220 minute and a

02:57:42.580 half here

02:57:43.100 all right

02:57:44.560 then I gotta

02:57:46.180 get ready

02:57:46.580 because we

02:57:46.940 get we get

02:57:47.440 east coast

02:57:47.800 Canadian at

02:57:48.460 yeah

02:57:49.420 you gotta

02:57:49.920 do that

02:57:50.500 I'm gonna

02:57:51.020 try to

02:57:51.360 put my

02:57:51.680 pulled pork

02:57:52.320 and then

02:57:52.620 go to the

02:57:52.980 gym

02:57:53.220 yeah I'll

02:57:54.220 pull my

02:57:54.580 pork and

02:57:55.060 then I'll

02:57:55.540 eat some

02:57:56.600 dinner

02:57:56.940 what

02:57:57.780 I'm still

02:57:59.720 a girl

02:58:00.120 yeah I know

02:58:01.260 I just

02:58:02.340 like I said

02:58:03.120 that for me

02:58:03.980 is the new

02:58:04.560 gimmick now

02:58:05.120 besides trying

02:58:06.000 to see if we

02:58:06.480 can get you

02:58:06.860 to show your

02:58:07.340 ass on

02:58:07.860 on stream

02:58:08.500 which so

02:58:09.420 far

02:58:09.740 close

02:58:10.600 but not

02:58:11.560 quite

02:58:11.880 the other

02:58:13.280 part of the

02:58:13.800 gimmick will

02:58:14.240 be I just

02:58:15.280 want to see

02:58:15.720 your reaction

02:58:16.400 right when I

02:58:19.760 say something

02:58:20.400 that's just

02:58:21.000 utterly ridiculous

02:58:21.940 just I'm

02:58:25.640 oh that's

02:58:26.260 fine I mean

02:58:26.960 yeah I'm

02:58:28.740 like back

02:58:29.720 when I worked

02:58:30.160 radio I

02:58:31.020 dated this

02:58:31.520 girl okay I

02:58:33.320 dated a girl

02:58:33.900 when I was in

02:58:34.440 radio and the

02:58:35.400 way I would I

02:58:36.360 would test all

02:58:37.040 of my jokes

02:58:38.020 that I planned

02:58:38.720 on using on

02:58:39.420 air on her

02:58:40.180 okay and the

02:58:42.040 way that this

02:58:42.640 would work is

02:58:44.920 if I told the

02:58:46.040 joke and she

02:58:47.440 didn't say I

02:58:48.420 was an idiot

02:58:48.980 I had to

02:58:50.860 scrap that

02:58:51.360 joke right

02:58:52.320 yeah like I

02:58:54.880 had to have

02:58:55.540 her look at

02:58:56.220 me with this

02:58:56.880 weird look and

02:58:57.580 go you're an

02:58:58.120 idiot that's

02:58:59.480 when I knew

02:58:59.860 that I had

02:59:00.240 gold winner

02:59:01.300 yeah yeah

02:59:02.300 so I see

02:59:04.220 that's what

02:59:05.220 we'll make it

02:59:05.640 all about but

02:59:06.340 with that I

02:59:08.800 guess there's

02:59:09.320 no better time

02:59:09.980 to end it

02:59:10.780 yeah right

02:59:14.280 yeah so we'll

02:59:15.840 figure out a

02:59:16.640 regular time to

02:59:17.500 try this this

02:59:18.160 is just basically

02:59:18.940 a pilot yeah

02:59:20.840 fuck around and

02:59:21.600 find out that's

02:59:22.680 right we fucked

02:59:23.600 around and well

02:59:24.400 we found out

02:59:25.100 yeah so we'll

02:59:26.500 fuck around and

02:59:27.080 we'll find out

02:59:27.620 again sometime in

02:59:28.980 the future so

02:59:30.460 it'll be a

02:59:31.000 surprise yeah

02:59:32.660 super sneaky

02:59:33.360 surprise dreams

02:59:34.120 you

02:59:44.280 you

02:59:47.280 you

02:59:47.560 you

02:59:48.660 you

02:59:51.260 you

03:00:01.740 you

jonnyrawton - March 09, 2024

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