jonnyrawton - Friday FAFO Nooner! - v683n3s

00:00:00.000 They took away our dog tags, they had us grow our hair

00:00:20.800 They gave us student visas when we were over there

00:00:26.040 They staged us out of Hondo, Al-Leste, El Salvador

00:00:30.740 And I guess you'd call us Contras, but no one calls us much no more

00:00:36.380 There ain't no fun at killing folk, and I don't want to do no more

00:00:42.980 On my great-great road to Shiloh, and Grandpa drove a tank

00:00:51.960 Daddy was Air Cavalry, flew choppers in Diné

00:00:56.660 I worked mostly clandestine, the branch I should not say

00:01:02.400 We played with better guns, and I could use the extra pay

00:01:07.580 Did Reagan give the order? Did cocaine pay the bill?

00:01:13.400 They said we was fighting communists, but it was kinda hard to tell

00:01:17.960 There ain't no fun at killing folk, and I don't want to do no more

00:01:24.740 This was before Blackhawks and RPGs were king

00:01:38.960 My buddy on the door gun, well, he never felt a thing

00:01:44.040 When our Huey caught a rocket, and both the pilots killed

00:01:49.400 And they pissed us over sideways on some Nicaraguan hill 1.00

00:01:54.480 My back felt like it's broken, my legs I could not feel 0.55

00:01:59.840 But I kept on shooting communists, but it was kinda hard to tell 0.93

00:02:04.920 There ain't no fun at killing folk, and I ain't gonna do no more 0.84

00:02:11.700 Well, I never did heal upright from injuries sustained

00:02:20.780 Officially in Germany, officially while we trained

00:02:26.020 I remember all their faces, I dream about them still

00:02:31.180 And I guess it was fighting communists, but it was kinda hard to tell

00:02:36.240 There ain't no fun at killing folk, and I don't want to do no more

00:02:43.020 Well, I still speak the coal logistic

00:02:54.780 Little warriors speak so well 0.99

00:02:57.260 Fox tried tango whiskey, and I'll see you in hell 0.98

00:03:02.260 A soldier Libravado, an unspeakable guilt 0.98

00:03:07.680 That village, it was communists, but it was kinda hard to tell

00:03:12.780 There ain't no fun at killing folk, and I don't want to do no more

00:03:19.500 Yeah, believe me, I've done plenty, boys, and I ain't gonna do no more

00:03:29.960 Of course, if they back me in a corner 0.93

00:03:36.420 They'll be dead before they hit the floor 0.98

00:03:39.960 Listen, it's a disaster

00:03:53.880 To the hundredth degree, it's beyond anything I think any of us could have ever imagined

00:04:01.720 But my heart goes out, obviously, to the people at their homes

00:04:06.360 And I'm watching the small businesses around us go up in flames

00:04:10.800 You know, this is people's livelihoods

00:04:13.340 So it's devastating

00:04:15.100 But what is most concerning to me is

00:04:18.840 Our first responders and our firefighters

00:04:21.500 Who are trying to battle this

00:04:23.360 There's no water in the Palisades

00:04:25.440 There's no water coming out of the fire hydrant

00:04:27.940 The roof, the roof

00:04:30.280 The roof is on fire

00:04:32.560 The roof, the roof

00:04:35.260 The roof is on fire

00:04:37.520 The roof, the roof

00:04:40.200 The roof is on fire

00:04:42.480 We don't need no water 1.00

00:04:45.260 Let the motherfucker burn 1.00

00:04:47.840 Burn, motherfucker 1.00

00:04:50.100 Burn 0.99

00:04:51.300 Madam Mayor, David Blevins from Sky News in the UK

00:04:55.440 Fire chiefs say that they're really stretched to the limit and running out of water

00:05:01.480 What have you done to say to that?

00:05:04.800 Have you no response to that?

00:05:06.380 Do you owe citizens an apology for being absent while their homes were burned? 0.99

00:05:10.460 Hello, my name is Jimmy Popp and I'm a dumb white guy 0.91

00:05:14.820 I'm not old or new, but middle school, fifth grade like junior high 0.96

00:05:19.740 I don't know, mofo, if y'all peeps be punkin'

00:05:22.820 Givin' props to my hoe, cause she fly 1.00

00:05:24.600 But I can take the heat, cause I'm the other white meat known as Kid Funky Fry

00:05:29.700 Yeah, I'm hung like planet Pluto

00:05:32.120 Hard to see with a naked eye

00:05:34.480 But if I crashed into Uranus

00:05:37.260 I would stick it where the sun don't shine

00:05:39.600 Cause I'm kind of like Han Solo

00:05:42.040 Always stroking my own wolfie

00:05:44.680 I'm the root of all that's evil

00:05:47.080 Yeah, but you can call me cookie

00:05:49.480 The roof, the roof, the roof is a fire

00:05:54.220 The roof, the roof, the roof is a fire

00:05:59.160 The roof, the roof, the roof is a fire

00:06:04.120 We don't need no water 1.00

00:06:06.880 Let the motherfucker burn 1.00

00:06:09.480 Burn, motherfucker 1.00

00:06:11.720 Burn 1.00

00:06:13.020 The brush up in these hills

00:06:15.480 That are controlled by the city and the county

00:06:18.120 I would beg you that if they haven't been

00:06:21.220 Handled, mitigated, pruned, removed

00:06:25.560 For probably 30 or 40 years

00:06:27.440 This was a disaster waiting to happen

00:06:30.620 Yo, yo

00:06:31.760 This hard-foot ghetto gangster image 1.00

00:06:35.100 Takes a lot of practice 0.51

00:06:36.920 I'm not black like Barry White

00:06:39.140 No, I am white like Frank Black is 0.94

00:06:41.660 So if man is five and the devil is six

00:06:44.720 Then that must make me seven

00:06:46.840 This hunk, he's gone to heaven 0.89

00:06:51.780 But if I go to hell 1.00

00:06:53.800 Well then I hope I burn well 0.99

00:06:56.220 I'll spend my days with JFK 0.82

00:06:58.940 Marvin Gaye

00:06:59.620 Mother Ray and Lawrence Welkin

00:07:01.700 Kirk O'Banko

00:07:02.900 Jack Mark Twain

00:07:04.000 And Jimmy Hendrix

00:07:05.420 Poltergeist

00:07:06.540 And Webster

00:07:07.900 Yeah, Emmanuel

00:07:09.100 Little Star

00:07:09.720 He's the Antichrist

00:07:11.540 The roof

00:07:12.640 The roof

00:07:13.880 The roof

00:07:15.080 The roof is on fire

00:07:16.160 The roof

00:07:17.600 The roof

00:07:18.800 The roof is on fire

00:07:21.140 The roof

00:07:22.520 The roof

00:07:23.780 The roof is on fire

00:07:26.080 We don't need no water 1.00

00:07:28.840 Let the motherfucker burn 1.00

00:07:31.440 Burn, motherfucker 1.00

00:07:33.700 Burn 1.00

00:07:35.000 Do you regret covering the fire department budget

00:07:37.860 By millions of dollars, man and mayor?

00:07:39.580 Have you nothing to say today?

00:07:43.320 Have you absolutely nothing to say to the citizens today? 0.90

00:07:49.980 Elon Musk says that you're utterly incompetent. Are you considering your position?

00:07:53.860 Come on party people

00:07:55.240 Come on party people

00:07:56.600 Throw your hands in the air

00:07:59.120 Come on party people

00:08:01.580 Wave them like you don't care 0.95

00:08:04.040 Come on party people

00:08:06.480 Everybody say ho 1.00

00:08:09.040 Come on party people

00:08:11.460 Everybody here we go

00:08:14.000 Come on party people

00:08:16.440 Throw your hands in the air

00:08:18.960 Come on party people

00:08:21.300 Come on party people

00:08:21.340 Wave them like you don't care 0.95

00:08:23.840 Come on party people

00:08:26.300 Everybody say ho 1.00

00:08:28.760 They can't fight a fire without water and the resources that are needed

00:08:33.220 Everybody knew these winds were coming

00:08:35.880 The other question has to be

00:08:38.700 You know

00:08:39.100 Were all the things in place to try to

00:08:41.720 You know

00:08:42.780 Again mitigate the damage here

00:08:44.580 But the real issue to me is twofold

00:08:46.620 We've had decades

00:08:48.720 To go remove the brush in these hills

00:08:51.580 That spread so quickly

00:08:53.340 And the second is

00:08:55.440 You've got to have water

00:08:57.520 And my understanding is the reservoir was not refilled in time

00:09:01.300 And in a timely manner to keep the hydrants going

00:09:04.340 So that's a failure whether on DWP's part

00:09:07.240 Or another city agency

00:09:08.900 But this is basic stuff

00:09:10.320 This isn't high science here

00:09:12.700 And it's all about leadership and management

00:09:15.860 That we're seeing a failure of

00:09:17.500 And all of these residents are paying the ultimate price for that

00:09:21.780 This is the voice of free peoples

00:09:28.120 Freely pledging loyalty to a common ideal

00:09:31.300 A common heritage

00:09:33.180 A common time

00:09:34.980 I'm slowly drifting to you

00:09:46.440 Of you

00:09:49.960 It's the stars of the planets

00:10:00.720 A colony

00:10:03.860 I'm on my way

00:10:25.800 I'm on

00:10:27.260 I'm on

00:10:31.000 I'm on

00:10:32.540 I'm on

00:10:35.460 I'm on

00:10:37.200 I'm on

00:10:39.840 I'm on

00:10:40.660 I'm on

00:10:41.740 I'm on

00:10:44.340 I'm on

00:10:49.500 I'm on

00:10:53.240 I'm on

00:10:54.620 We'll be right back.

00:11:24.620 We'll be right back.

00:11:54.620 What it is ain't exactly clear.

00:11:59.540 There's a man with a gun over there.

00:12:04.420 Telling me I've got to beware.

00:12:09.140 I think it's time we stop.

00:12:10.700 Children, what's that sound?

00:12:12.620 Everybody look what's going down.

00:12:15.300 There's battle lines being drawn.

00:12:28.660 Nobody's right if everybody's wrong.

00:12:32.640 Young people speaking their minds are getting so much resistance from behind.

00:12:43.440 The time we stop, hey, what's that sound?

00:12:46.560 Everybody look what's going down.

00:12:48.880 What a field day for the heat.

00:13:03.120 A thousand people in the street.

00:13:06.260 Singing songs and a-carrying sign.

00:13:12.340 Mostly say hooray for our side.

00:13:16.860 It's time we stop, hey, what's that sound?

00:13:20.540 Everybody look what's going down.

00:13:22.820 Paranoia strikes deep.

00:13:36.860 Into your life it will creep.

00:13:40.180 It starts when you're always afraid.

00:13:45.920 Step out of line.

00:13:47.840 The man come and take you away.

00:13:51.240 We better stop.

00:13:52.540 Hey, what's that sound?

00:13:54.320 Everybody look what's going down.

00:13:56.520 Stop.

00:13:57.220 Hey, what's that sound?

00:13:59.020 Everybody look what's going down.

00:14:00.940 We better stop now.

00:14:02.380 What's that sound?

00:14:03.740 Everybody look what's going down.

00:14:05.620 We better stop.

00:14:06.680 Yeah, what's that sound?

00:14:17.280 My ears.

00:14:18.060 Hang on one second.

00:14:18.860 I have one more bunny ears.

00:14:19.920 Just a second.

00:14:20.860 Just relax.

00:14:22.080 Oh, no one gets to see me with no chaos on.

00:14:24.360 Sorry, guys.

00:14:25.500 Oh, come on. 0.87

00:14:26.340 That's the whole part.

00:14:27.160 That's the whole point of the stream.

00:14:28.640 I love my country.

00:14:30.820 I love my freedom. 1.00

00:14:32.040 Fuck well, babe. 1.00

00:14:33.460 No, I don't need him. 1.00

00:14:35.400 Shotgun race from the woods to the plate.

00:14:38.220 Ain't never went hungry.

00:14:39.800 Ain't never too late.

00:14:41.320 So come around here, son. 0.99

00:14:43.040 Run in your mouth. 1.00

00:14:45.260 You can fuck around and find out. 1.00

00:14:51.340 You can fuck around and find out. 1.00

00:14:53.160 Please, it's just grab a sock like everybody else. 1.00

00:14:55.960 You know?

00:14:59.340 A sock?

00:15:01.020 What'd you do?

00:15:03.140 Nothing.

00:15:03.840 My laptop is going really weird.

00:15:06.380 It's tunnel juice.

00:15:07.120 I swear to God.

00:15:08.620 Or

00:15:08.960 our friendly neighborhood sees us.

00:15:11.860 Whoever. 0.99

00:15:12.140 I was really mad at a girl once and I called her a cum sponge. 1.00

00:15:17.360 I ain't trying to be Billy Badass or talk shit. 0.99

00:15:20.660 I'm just safe. 0.99

00:15:21.600 There's the line.

00:15:22.720 Don't cross it.

00:15:23.700 I got a red rider gun when I was three.

00:15:26.740 So I don't run or hide from anything. 0.99

00:15:29.820 Bitch, I'm a red, white, and blue collar boy from the side. 1.00

00:15:33.220 On the side. 1.00

00:15:33.840 You can fuck around and find out. 1.00

00:15:36.480 Love my country. 1.00

00:15:38.020 Love my freedom. 1.00

00:15:39.200 Don't fuck away a bear. 1.00

00:15:40.660 No, I don't need him. 1.00

00:15:42.720 Shotgun race from the woods to the plate.

00:15:45.420 Ain't never went hungry.

00:15:47.000 Ain't never too late.

00:15:48.520 So come around here, son, running your mouth. 1.00

00:15:52.460 You can fuck around and find out. 1.00

00:15:54.760 You can fuck around and find out. 1.00

00:16:02.220 Anyway. 1.00

00:16:03.720 Sorry.

00:16:04.580 Oh, y'all almost thought it was stork.

00:16:05.860 Sorry, I forgot.

00:16:06.500 No pants.

00:16:08.720 See, one day on this stream, one day, it's gonna happen.

00:16:11.760 F-A-M-O, I teach you how this game go.

00:16:16.180 Different joints, same smoke.

00:16:17.700 Wake up, wear the same clothes.

00:16:19.280 Real redneck. 1.00

00:16:20.380 I'm a piece of white trash. 1.00

00:16:22.300 Blue collar boy, but my lady's high class. 1.00

00:16:24.940 Got the music way up loud with a cigar in my mouth. 1.00

00:16:28.000 Fuck around and come find out how we do it in the cell. 1.00

00:16:32.280 And he said it like that. 1.00

00:16:33.520 Yes, okay.

00:16:36.000 Oh, no.

00:16:37.580 There we go.

00:16:38.220 Yeah.

00:16:43.900 Ladies.

00:16:44.780 Ladies.

00:16:46.340 Want a rascal?

00:16:48.040 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. 1.00

00:16:49.540 Man up or sit your ass down. 1.00

00:16:52.820 We done talking. 1.00

00:16:54.240 Fuck around and find out. 1.00

00:16:55.860 Love my country, love my freedom. 1.00

00:16:58.900 Fuck well, baby, no, I don't need them. 1.00

00:17:02.000 Shotgun laced from the woods to the plate. 1.00

00:17:04.820 Ain't never went hungry, ain't never too late.

00:17:07.660 So come around here, son, runnin' your mouth. 1.00

00:17:11.880 You can fuck around and find out. 1.00

00:17:15.120 Hi. 1.00

00:17:16.120 What's going on?

00:17:17.460 Hey, I guess you didn't see that like, hey, I'm gonna go for a quick smoke.

00:17:21.180 No.

00:17:21.320 And you were like.

00:17:22.340 No.

00:17:22.980 You're just like, on.

00:17:25.280 Yeah, just on.

00:17:26.300 That was awesome.

00:17:27.680 Thanks for.

00:17:28.700 Well, you had like forever.

00:17:32.160 It's 2.02.

00:17:33.040 Hey, everybody.

00:17:40.000 Welcome back to FAPO. 0.94

00:17:42.460 Yeah.

00:17:43.000 There we go.

00:17:46.340 Oh.

00:17:47.200 Yeah, I guess I gotta take that off, eh?

00:17:49.900 I would help.

00:17:52.320 Get to that second.

00:17:54.340 What's going on?

00:17:54.980 It's Friday.

00:17:56.220 As soon as I figure this out.

00:17:57.900 There we go.

00:17:58.760 It's gone now.

00:17:59.400 It's Friday, and as you can see, Sarah's not here yet.

00:18:02.960 She's late.

00:18:04.080 I thought she was already on.

00:18:04.760 She's late as always.

00:18:07.320 Right?

00:18:07.760 Can never be on time.

00:18:09.560 Well, that's.

00:18:11.760 Women in her fashion will be late, right? 1.00

00:18:13.240 That's what they do.

00:18:14.740 Yeah.

00:18:15.320 Yeah, I know.

00:18:16.220 She said she was going to be.

00:18:17.740 She's like, can we push it to 12.30?

00:18:19.380 I'm like, no.

00:18:19.980 I've already scheduled it for 12. 0.89

00:18:21.500 I'll fucking send a link to Freestone then. 0.98

00:18:24.540 Man. 1.00

00:18:26.540 Well, I've seen you're going to go on, so I thought, fuck it. 1.00

00:18:28.480 I'll go watch. 0.97

00:18:29.300 But I can't comment in the comment section, and I can't even hit the like button. 0.98

00:18:32.040 It fucking pisses me off. 0.95

00:18:33.500 Why can you not comment? 0.99

00:18:35.640 Because I need a cell phone number so I can verify my account.

00:18:40.600 Oh.

00:18:41.580 It's annoying.

00:18:43.920 I see.

00:18:44.860 All right. 0.99

00:18:45.440 That's weird fucking camera angle. 0.99

00:18:48.440 Yeah. 0.99

00:18:48.700 Oh, I know. 1.00

00:18:52.680 I'm low-tech analog fucking nitwit. 1.00

00:18:59.860 All right. 1.00

00:19:00.460 Hold on a second.

00:19:01.180 Just sending something to somebody here.

00:19:03.360 We're totally ready today on this beautiful Friday. 0.99

00:19:09.400 Sarah lost her tits and grew a beard. 1.00

00:19:12.240 Probably. 1.00

00:19:14.480 I wouldn't doubt it, actually.

00:19:16.220 But we'll see.

00:19:17.100 She'll be here eventually.

00:19:19.160 It's fine.

00:19:20.900 But we do have a few things to go with.

00:19:24.880 Michelle's got a phone for work. 0.99

00:19:26.620 It's at her work.

00:19:27.960 And she doesn't use it. 0.92

00:19:29.220 Only for work.

00:19:31.660 Apparently.

00:19:33.320 I got one.

00:19:33.920 It's not activated.

00:19:34.820 Mine's right here.

00:19:36.580 I just thought about it activating it.

00:19:38.520 Why?

00:19:39.260 Why have a phone?

00:19:42.040 Well.

00:19:42.440 There's my phone.

00:19:47.020 Flip phone.

00:19:48.180 Right?

00:19:49.980 It works, man.

00:19:50.940 It works.

00:19:51.660 It's in the 90s.

00:19:52.180 It works.

00:19:53.680 I love the 90s.

00:19:54.640 90s were awesome.

00:19:55.360 Bit of a blur, but they were fun.

00:19:57.080 It is true, though. 0.81

00:19:58.080 They were pretty awesome.

00:20:00.000 And at least in the 90s, we were still, you know, 90%.

00:20:03.080 Yeah.

00:20:04.560 Quite.

00:20:06.440 Yep.

00:20:07.360 That's actually the one thing I do find interesting.

00:20:09.220 I forget who was it.

00:20:10.500 Was it Ferry that mentioned that?

00:20:11.540 That somebody had asked ROC when Canada dipped below 90% white, and it said 2,000.

00:20:18.460 Yeah.

00:20:18.860 It's interesting to see that when you, like, look at, I don't know, say, violent crime statistics, how about 2001 is where we started to see a steady increase.

00:20:31.040 Yeah, we were talking about this, because I remember the crime, they were bragging about how low the crime rate was in the late 90s and stuff.

00:20:39.940 Oh, crime's gone way down, and then all of a sudden, well, we'll have to fix that by bringing in people who are going to be, you know, and I don't know the 80s.

00:20:52.260 And the 80s, crime was up pretty good, but it came down quite a bit in the 90s, and we weren't seeing anywhere near the level of fucking the types of crimes that we have now, right?

00:21:03.700 Well, yeah, that's another thing, too, is the type, right?

00:21:08.140 Like, there's a lot, some extortion now, and, like, it's just, like, the weird stuff that we, it's never really popular. 0.99

00:21:15.340 Fucking jewelry store robberts. 0.99

00:21:17.240 Yeah, smash and grab, man. 1.00

00:21:18.460 Smash and grab. 0.91

00:21:18.920 Well, they started doing smash, when crack hit the scene in the 90s, like, white people, anybody that was addicted to crack were doing smash and grabs, just grabbing cash.

00:21:26.800 Right.

00:21:27.380 What I'm noticing, though, is the frequency, right?

00:21:33.080 Like, smash and grabs have always existed, of course.

00:21:36.180 Man, well.

00:21:37.360 But, like, in the last, like, month and a half, there's been, like, eight. 0.97

00:21:40.920 Man, yeah, but smash and grabs are usually, like, nighttime and shit, like, with display windows and stuff, and, like, smash and run into a store, grab some shit, and run away. 1.00

00:21:50.600 Now it's, like, brazen broad daylight fucking right in your face fucking stuff, man. 0.99

00:21:54.760 Like, they don't even care. 0.99

00:21:57.360 Yeah, like, they'll do it in the mall.

00:21:59.200 Definitely got a boog to 80s pop, man.

00:22:02.440 Come on, you know, I'm going to have, like, you know, like, bangles. 1.00

00:22:08.320 Shit, like, do, do, do, do, do, walk like an Egyptian. 1.00

00:22:14.660 Yeah, well, because I do have, actually, one of the, uh, 1.00

00:22:17.320 Look like an Egyptian. 1.00

00:22:19.060 Where is that?

00:22:20.060 Right there.

00:22:21.220 There it is.

00:22:24.300 I forgot to load that up.

00:22:25.820 I might as well play that, since we're talking about it.

00:22:28.260 But anyway, I'm just going to wait for it to load in here.

00:22:30.960 Well, that's what I was just sitting around. 0.93

00:22:33.040 I was going to sit and watch you guys and not be able to comment, so I would have been yelling at the screen fucking nobody to hear. 0.98

00:22:39.920 Of course. 0.88

00:22:40.860 I would have commented in your messenger. 1.00

00:22:43.200 I would have fucking. 1.00

00:22:45.220 Probably. 1.00

00:22:45.900 Fucking Facebook presence. 1.00

00:22:47.080 Fuck, fuck. 1.00

00:22:48.200 I could see that. 1.00

00:22:49.040 But speaking of those smash and grabs, here was the, uh, the latest.

00:22:58.260 I, uh, I think.

00:23:18.360 Wow. 1.00

00:23:18.520 these idiots are all concerned about the guy who ran into a pole 1.00

00:23:32.840 are you okay no i'd be stopping his fucking head man 1.00

00:23:36.180 well see that's where i'm i'm kind of confused because i don't know 0.99

00:23:40.700 if he was actually with them or was trying to stop them

00:23:43.660 because i did uh i saw somewhere else that somebody had said something about them

00:23:48.460 hitting somebody that they went by so i i it does kind of look like he was with them but i'm not

00:23:53.740 sure right if he was with them though that's fucking hilarious i've watched it a couple times 0.97

00:23:58.760 now i thought he was with them and he just ran into a fucking pole either way it's still kind of funny 1.00

00:24:03.860 reminds me of a nunchuck guy yeah fucking idiot jesus man watch where you're going 1.00

00:24:15.160 but it's i i mean if he if he is one of them though that's that's absolutely hilarious way to knock 1.00

00:24:24.720 yourself out on your getaway you fucking moron yeah and he'll probably rat out all his buddies 0.99

00:24:29.140 because they're solid as a soup sandwich right yeah well i mean when you're the only one that 1.00

00:24:33.340 got caught and you're looking at it all i'm sure that that's probably the way that's gonna go

00:24:37.180 yeah he won't go down old school and not give up his buddies he'll be giving up all his buddies for 1.00

00:24:41.360 lighter sentence guaranteed fucking solid as a soup sandwich he's a little fucking faggots 1.00

00:24:46.760 little cowards 1.00

00:24:47.500 yeah diamonds are big game but who are you gonna fence those diamonds to man like you have to 0.95

00:24:54.840 understand how who are you gonna sell these things to like you're gonna sell it probably for half price

00:25:00.380 but since they're really really hot they're gonna have to fucking sell them for less than half price 0.85

00:25:04.340 you're gonna have a buyer who's gonna buy them right that's the thing though i don't i don't 0.89

00:25:09.320 think the people that are actually taking them are the ones that are selling them i think they're

00:25:13.080 probably just being told to go do it yeah right like they're they're probably getting paid to go and

00:25:19.900 do it oh yeah you get paid you get paid to do it right and then they're just stealing it for

00:25:24.820 somebody who actually knows what the fuck they can do with it i've been paid to do insurance jobs before 0.77

00:25:29.300 too but yeah you get you get double you get paid to do the job you get paid for what you

00:25:34.300 get rid of well look at look at all the car theft rings right like it's not like they're

00:25:38.540 selling those cars here they're not doing the typical steal it chop shop it and do whatever 0.91

00:25:43.300 they're shipping them overseas yeah yeah they're not being stupid because selling it here you have

00:25:49.500 to have an overseas buyer because it's way less risky obviously 0.98

00:25:52.140 yeah that's why they got all those air tags and shit now man they got like the technology man you 0.95

00:26:00.100 can't you can't thieve anymore man it's you have to be up with the technology in order to be a thief 0.93

00:26:06.680 nowadays there's cameras everywhere there's cameras everywhere they can they can track everything

00:26:11.800 if they really want the cops actually do their job well i mean you are right though because like

00:26:16.680 the ones that are stealing these cars like they're they're reprogramming all the key fobs

00:26:20.520 yeah right so they they obviously are keeping up with the technology on one one way or another but

00:26:27.600 let's see here 0.85

00:26:32.540 almost forgot that i have a soundboard i gotta get that ready for when fucking misses uh just show up 0.99

00:26:40.540 when i want when the afternoon shift shows up you know i can bugger off and uh 0.97

00:26:47.460 pretend i wasn't here 0.99

00:26:51.340 she's probably still mad about the dick sucking thing whatever oh my god let's not get into that 0.99

00:26:59.680 again let's not say we did this show gets fucking sidetracked easy you know uh as it is um 1.00

00:27:07.820 without having to go into that the record i'd never suck the dick i didn't like just kidding 1.00

00:27:13.480 yeah right don't suck dick eat more pussy no dick sucking jesus christ anyway now that that's over 1.00

00:27:25.760 looks like the uh looks like the election's probably going to be 1.00

00:27:31.000 a little later than people were hoping so i thought october was the election that's what i thought yeah

00:27:36.700 but everybody was expecting spring election because they're expecting jagmeet to finally pull the rug but

00:27:43.260 now with what looks to be mark carney

00:27:47.140 looks like he's probably going to be the leader

00:27:51.280 which would then take the pressure off of jagmeet to call that non-confidence right

00:27:56.740 yeah

00:27:57.920 what i find really funny though is how everybody in the liberal party is now talking about getting rid of

00:28:06.980 the carbon tax

00:28:07.840 like we create the problem and we'll promise you we'll fix it

00:28:14.300 yeah well even freeland who has fiercely defended the carbon tax uh she's actually announced that her

00:28:21.920 her campaign launches on sunday by the way so she's also entering her hat for the

00:28:26.400 liberal party leadership but even even she person who has championed the carbon tax is stating that

00:28:32.980 she would also get rid of it um mark carney's even said that it as well which is really funny 0.97

00:28:38.800 because that asshole has been talking about a global climate tax 0.99

00:28:42.260 yeah it's uh these people are so fucking predictable man they are and i don't know how we don't use their 1.00

00:28:51.160 predictability against them somehow some way you know 0.89

00:28:55.060 well because every because when it comes to politics like i've said before right like they

00:29:00.960 take that formula from from wrestling where it's just do what you can to elicit an emotional reaction

00:29:08.000 don't don't let them think right if they think and look too close they might see that it's fake

00:29:12.860 yeah and that's that's kind of the way i look at it um and especially right now that means that mark carney 0.73

00:29:21.400 is gonna have what until october as prime minister and he was never even fucking elected as an mp 0.90

00:29:27.280 no no like that's that's the most fight he's basically bought the seat 0.98

00:29:32.540 well it's like uh yeah that's that shit's gotta change 0.98

00:29:39.000 uh big time like i i still say people gotta hang man i'll never i'll never forgive or forget these 0.99

00:29:46.160 fucking what these people did man like i'm not gonna be happy until i see in my lifetime until i 0.97

00:29:50.800 see someone dangle from the end of a rope or at least in jail you know there's a lot of people 1.00

00:29:55.740 that need to go to jail man a lot of people yeah we're talking not just politicians uh we're talking

00:30:01.060 cops and yeah one thing i'm gonna say though is that carney definitely needs to learn

00:30:07.800 how to maybe uh bring up the energy in his public speaking this is uh this is him doing his

00:30:13.780 announcement i'm back home in edmonton to declare my candidacy for leader of the liberal party

00:30:22.560 and prime minister of canada with that mark carney has entered the race the former bank of canada and

00:30:32.500 bank of england governor took aim at conservative leader pierre polyeth saying this is no time for

00:30:38.060 a professional politician to lead canada and underlining his experience in navigating

00:30:44.340 the crash and brexit i've helped manage multiple crises and i've helped save two economies

00:30:51.760 i know how business works and i know how to make it work for you carney's announcement was light on

00:30:58.320 policy but sources close to the candidates say he's considering dropping the consumer carbon tax

00:31:03.840 he wouldn't be the only one sources close to christia freeland tell city news she intends to do the same

00:31:10.200 if you don't have carbon pricing then

00:31:11.760 how the fuck does the carbon tax fight it anyway 0.99

00:31:20.320 why are these stole boys always all in the same thing left is there a fucking sale somewhere 0.99

00:31:26.320 maybe maybe 0.99

00:31:27.920 what a thing left

00:31:29.680 soy shop

00:31:33.780 yeah that's that's

00:31:39.200 i did i did laugh though because they also caught uh caught up to trudeau and we're asking him about

00:31:46.540 the fact that everybody wants to take away his carbon tax

00:31:50.540 we only have to look at the wildfires in california at the increasing cost of climate change about

00:31:57.740 the fact that so much of the world is understanding the advantages and the economic growth that comes

00:32:04.360 from decarbonization to realize we need to continue to fight climate change as a way of creating jobs and

00:32:12.040 prosperity for people right across the country and indeed around the world that's why we move forward

00:32:17.480 with a price on pollution that both reduces our emissions and puts more money in the pockets out of

00:32:24.360 eight out of ten canadians uh right across the country obviously uh people uh running in elections

00:32:31.080 and running for the leadership will be able to put forward their own ideas about how to fight uh fight

00:32:35.880 climate change but i'm very very proud of our record of standing up and fighting climate change and 0.99

00:32:41.000 making life more affordable for canadians you you're a butt-fucking-quitter yeah i don't 1.00

00:32:47.720 i fucking hate these people man i fucking hate them fucking retards and i'm looking over across 1.00

00:32:52.920 the street at my fucking scrapyard fucking neighbor over here he's new to the country 1.00

00:32:57.880 as of yesterday pretty much and he's got another fucking wheelchair brand new fucking wheelchair 0.99

00:33:02.120 sitting over there for scrap brand new i can see from here it's a nice nobody's called bylaw on 0.98

00:33:06.680 them like why does no that's the second that's the second time i've seen a nice wheelchair over there

00:33:11.000 and i know people out there man that can't afford one that would love to have one because mobility

00:33:16.760 issues and shit people are still waiting for electric scooters but they're not getting

00:33:22.920 i'm sure he'll give him a good deal uh it's funny too though carney did uh also release his uh 0.98

00:33:29.720 his campaign slogan this is awesome he's in right now here's the only thing though because it has come

00:33:40.440 to light that he's you know chatting up with belaine maxwell yeah so he's one of them man so he's in but

00:33:50.120 what's he into probably kids no doubt right that's that's most likely what's going on there they're

00:34:00.360 all man if not they know like trudeau's been what had his photo taken with good friends of his and

00:34:06.200 people that were on his team that were yeah yeah he's been friends with a lot um it'll be interesting

00:34:11.160 though to see if pierre's actually smart enough to jump on that i mean i doubt it because right now

00:34:18.040 i think pierre's kind of pierre's in trouble actually if you really think about this um because 0.90

00:34:24.840 his whole fucking campaign is i'm not trudeau and i'm going to axe the carbon tax yeah well 0.96

00:34:32.840 that's now carney's campaign that's also a freelance campaign yeah now you're gonna have 0.99

00:34:39.000 to come up with something different they pulled the old switcheroo at the last minute there right

00:34:43.000 yeah he's got nothing and they have all our money and all their chinese donor money to 0.96

00:34:49.480 fucking campaign and all the ads and they got the media so yeah everybody's gonna heat it up and all 0.97

00:34:54.280 the seals are gonna go yeah of course they will they always do though but and yes that i i do believe 0.99

00:35:01.080 that 100 it seems like it's actually like you have to be in order to get there or like once you get

00:35:10.360 there if you're not you can't stay there but it'll be a kid yeah right yeah

00:35:18.440 or any little weird overnight conservative burrows are looking at a minority that it

00:35:23.720 it's actually a possibility that it really is like i started thinking about that

00:35:28.440 and i mean not only in the fact that we're not going to get the spring election like everybody was

00:35:33.160 hoping right that's that's just not going to happen uh at least i don't think it is anyway because

00:35:39.640 what pressure does jagmeet have to say that he doesn't have confidence trudeau's gone yeah

00:35:46.280 right so now it can be he can hold on to power just a little bit longer make sure that everybody

00:35:52.440 gets their pensions and everything is good to go yeah he he was bank of canada then he went to

00:35:59.560 bank of england and now he's back yeah you know so does this guy not have enough money in the bank

00:36:03.720 like what's his problem no no he doesn't no he does not

00:36:12.840 yeah and well and he's also a wef guy too right so big time and like you said his little connections 0.93

00:36:21.080 there with uh jizz lane maxwell they're fucking yeah yeah which again be interesting to see i mean 0.82

00:36:29.560 obviously uh the liberals uh rode real hard on the whole there was a diagonal on flag on a door 0.89

00:36:36.440 somewhere that pierre was so turnabout's fair play right are you gonna are you gonna start talking

00:36:42.920 up the gillian maxwell issue or or what wasn't it morgan that actually drew that on that camper door 0.98

00:36:48.600 yes it was um right and that is actually pretty funny but it is i mean we'll we'll say if he if

00:36:59.960 he actually leans on that or not but it's certainly gonna make for an interesting election time though

00:37:07.560 because now it's like everything's kind of up in the air because i i do think they clearly have

00:37:12.680 something up their sleeve if they're if they're pushing mark carney forward because carney seems like

00:37:17.080 the guy the liberals actually want my original thought on this upcoming election was that no 0.92

00:37:21.720 matter what they get fucking slaughtered so they need a lamb right but if they go with carney then i i 0.96

00:37:29.560 think that they're there's something up their sleeve they at least know they're getting till october for sure 0.99

00:37:37.720 yeah call them i'm i i wish there was some sort of you know metaphysical force that could just 1.00

00:37:46.200 fucking reach down and just fucking spank these fuckers and just go click but there isn't it's 1.00

00:37:51.080 us man we're the ones that they get rid of these fuckers it's up to us no one's gonna arrest it would 1.00

00:37:55.640 be nice well and here's the thing though like the the real question is though is what do you really 0.99

00:38:02.840 do because as the ppc are learning you can't play within their system because they will just change

00:38:08.840 the rules on you yeah apparently yeah i do that a lot right i mean not not that max is you know the guy

00:38:15.400 that you're you're gonna want but i mean when you when you look at that whole debate thing as a whole

00:38:21.000 i mean obviously they changed the rules just to keep him out that that much is obvious because he'd

00:38:25.880 finally met the criteria that they'd set forth and then now they're like wow you know instead of one

00:38:33.080 out of three you need two out of the three i remember years ago in the early 90s um i didn't

00:38:41.080 i didn't like fucking none of the part i went i voted green once way back way back when and they 0.96

00:38:47.000 wouldn't let the green party uh debate and i think they had six percent or no they said that you had to 0.95

00:38:51.800 have six percent to get into debate and i think they just barely had it and they eventually ended up 0.80

00:38:58.840 letting them fucking debate but uh they really didn't want anybody any outsiders in man like that's 0.90

00:39:04.120 that's it if you oh your party's like this small you can't play with the big boys and 0.99

00:39:07.960 shit gosh but they but they tried that shit with the green party years ago like you can't get in 0.99

00:39:12.760 the debate and a lot of people get pissed off and all the pushback so they let them debate but 0.99

00:39:18.760 um that's because it was a green party so people the whole green movement was just starting up back 0.95

00:39:22.680 in the early 90s like organic food and green and save the trees save the bees save the fucking snails and 1.00

00:39:28.360 fuck off you know fuck the snails yeah fuck them right eat my plants and shit they're poisonous 1.00

00:39:38.040 that's where we're at right now copper around your plants man keeps them away 1.00

00:39:42.920 lugs and snails yeah well the real question will be is how much damage can they do

00:39:47.560 between now and well between march and october i guess because obviously

00:39:51.320 we're not back until march now man i was hardcore ppc there for the first couple of years and then 0.99

00:39:59.400 just that what a fucking disappointment though really but again like most they lack any balls that's the 0.98

00:40:07.000 problem yeah it's still trying to tiptoe that line and still kind of play by the leftist rules and 0.99

00:40:15.800 because this whole idea that they're they're on board for mass deportations and and stopping mass

00:40:22.760 immigration but constantly picking immigrant candidates is a very confusing message

00:40:30.760 yeah enough of us we don't need uh they don't want to make waves they don't want to step on your toes

00:40:36.040 they're still they're trying they're trying to play both sides you can't play both sides pick a 0.98

00:40:40.360 fucking side guy yeah stop trying to fucking be nice yeah right because obviously the media is 0.99

00:40:45.640 not going to like you obviously the establishment parties don't like you so embrace that heel 1.00

00:40:52.280 mentality and fucking go with it yeah barry said it the other night perfectly like you you do you 0.99

00:40:58.200 got to lean into that they're going to hate you anyway so fucking use it that was a good stream by 0.99

00:41:02.680 the way i i didn't realize that somehow rumble unfollowed me from fairman's stream man i had to follow 0.96

00:41:08.440 it again to find that fucking stream that was i've actually heard that that's something that's been 0.93

00:41:13.080 happening in rumble i think why i was the dcc that said it during his stream that some people 0.97

00:41:19.960 found themselves i was watching somebody anyway um and they were saying that yeah like some people

00:41:27.800 had gotten unsubscribed and like people i think that even had like paid subscriptions were unsubscribed

00:41:34.280 that's not rumble had their together when it came to that sounds like a youtube thing right

00:41:39.800 well well it's rumble but yeah but i mean i missed that stream i would have got notified and

00:41:47.720 yeah right i missed everybody's talking about it's like i had to go back and watch it yesterday then

00:41:51.880 god ecc last night that was a pretty good stream yeah that was that was good that's shitty to hear about uh

00:41:57.560 yeah that was very unfortunate yes yeah and and unfortunately i think we'll continue to hear

00:42:04.840 more too right well he had a good point though like like i was lucky enough to have a grandfather my 0.91

00:42:09.480 grandfather taught me a lot of shit man um i listened i asked questions and he told me i remember my 0.95

00:42:17.560 grandmother saying no urn don't tell him that he's gonna find out one day anyways 0.99

00:42:21.320 like but no but kids kids nowadays aren't going to have grandparents that generation to learn from

00:42:29.080 right yeah but gen x gen xers aren't going to live to be old enough to see their grandkids because 1.00

00:42:34.440 everybody's dying at 65 man fuck yeah it is rough and like i'm i'm lucky not like my my grandma passed in 0.84

00:42:44.280 october but i've still got uh my grandpa's still around so i can still chat with him a bit but yeah it's 0.92

00:42:51.320 uh it does seem like that that average age is going to start getting lower and lower in terms of

00:42:58.440 life expectancy what's at least for a certain portion of the population it seems pretty 0.97

00:43:06.200 pretty for sure the judge oh yeah right between that fucking dying waiting for health care or 1.00

00:43:16.680 fucking being offered made i mean right life expectancy is going to drop well i mean even 0.99

00:43:23.720 when i was growing up i knew lots of guys that i worked with personally and uh they retired at 65. 0.99

00:43:30.680 they lived about a year played some golf and then died of whatever fucking pancreatic cancer or stroke or 0.98

00:43:38.120 heart attack you're like you've been doing the same fucking job like working in a factory or doing 0.99

00:43:44.680 a trade for 30 40 years and then you retire expecting you know i'm retired now i'm gonna 0.99

00:43:51.240 have at least a good 10 years to spend with my grandkids and blah blah no like that's why they 0.97

00:43:56.280 want to keep up on the fucking retire they want you to work till you die basically 0.99

00:43:59.160 and a lot of guys retire and they fucking don't make it much longer after retirement so the longer 0.98

00:44:05.320 you work and the longer they can steal your money yeah right that's that's pretty much where we're at 0.95

00:44:13.240 there oh so happy dog got unsubbed the famous channel too yeah yeah and uh pretty much right there 0.92

00:44:22.040 peppermint patsy things are looking pretty fucked and i saw bad hat said it earlier but uh 0.91

00:44:27.160 i'm in danger that's kind of the sense right now in this country we are and like the worst part is 0.97

00:44:36.200 too is is like with all the the 51st state nonsense there's like part of me that's starting to lean 0.95

00:44:41.080 towards the yeah we are pretty fucked but i still don't want to give up yet when they're even talking 0.99

00:44:46.680 about that i mean like when i say them i mean them like yeah fucking asshats they're talking about 0.99

00:44:54.360 that that means they want everybody else around the water cooler talking about it too like to mull it 0.99

00:44:59.880 over they're just putting it's an earworm they want us to fucking start well maybe you should think 0.92

00:45:03.400 about it because it might happen it it's like a soft pole that's what it is just a soft pole to see what 0.95

00:45:10.920 okay are they on board for it and if they are on board like if most people are on board for it it just

00:45:15.560 makes it easier to do and i mean it's always been part of a plan right they've always wanted a north

00:45:20.520 american union um and then the other aspect of this is it was a while back but i remember when uh

00:45:29.080 when i brought that link up on on your stream uh talking about that northwest passage right like if

00:45:34.760 the ice melts up in the in the arctic and creates that northwest passage that's going to be huge for

00:45:42.280 shipping and right now there's already a battle between the us russia and canada

00:45:48.120 in terms of the economic i guess zones that are up there as to who and what that's a hell of a good

00:45:56.680 shortcut if you can get it right yeah right and it's they they do believe that with climate change

00:46:03.960 of course um that some of that ice might melt and open that shipping lane up that should be charging

00:46:12.360 tolls you want to travel through our north you know dumping your bilges and possibly leaking and

00:46:17.800 contaminating your north you gotta pay a toll man and if you do uh lose a ship or you do

00:46:23.960 dump a bilge and you're polluting well then you're gonna get heavy fines right something like that

00:46:31.000 well it should be ours to it should be ours man like they're supposed to stand on guard for

00:46:35.880 thee well that means standing on guard for your own territory they're not standing on guard for me

00:46:42.680 standing on guard for the jeeps man yeah well pretty soon it'll be run by them yeah well it is

00:46:48.840 already but that wants to run for a prime minister who's a jeep well i don't need 0.99

00:46:54.200 to speak french french french speaking french doesn't matter yeah actually i have that let me i'll bring

00:46:59.320 that up these people man holy i'll give them that for me to walk that one is that canadian that one

00:47:10.200 did make me laugh though give me a second here and i'll i can where did i put imagine going to

00:47:17.880 someone else's country and trying to tell them how to live man the stones man

00:47:23.000 yeah there it is there it is just as a final question no matter what the rules are you're in

00:47:35.880 do you have any caucus support do you have a campaign manager do you have people working

00:47:39.560 with you on this campaign or in your riding or is it national it's national my team is already working

00:47:45.720 the volunteers across canada are already active i'm in there how's your french no no no french no

00:47:52.520 french okay the liberal party canada is the party of official bilingualism it's going to be a tough

00:47:56.120 one i i don't speak french either so i yeah the point is that whether the quebecers are english

00:48:01.400 canadians it's not the language that matters it's what is that they deliver to them but the language

00:48:06.280 matters very much in quebec no at the end of the day quebecers see who believes we have english-speaking

00:48:13.960 french fluent uh prime minister for all the time one of the things that matters to quebecers are being a

00:48:19.000 sovereign country for solving republic yeah and which uh but like prime minister has ever talked

00:48:23.960 about that this area if you're going to run for prime minister i mean you have to know that the

00:48:28.440 french language matters and the french identity it matters to him like he's free because he's a 0.98

00:48:33.080 fucking moron at the end of the day for french canadians and english canadians the matters most is 0.98

00:48:38.280 that how the children and grandchildren are going to prosper in this country that is the thing that matters 1.00

00:48:42.840 your grandchildren okay we'll leave it there we'll see what happens

00:48:45.640 like and i i love when he when he tells them like you know quebec cares he's like no

00:48:54.040 like well quite clearly you have not been in this country long enough to understand that if 0.96

00:48:58.040 there's one thing the french fucking care about it's people fucking speaking french right all right 0.99

00:49:03.000 at least try like they get pretty bitchy if you don't so 1.00

00:49:06.600 i i think what fucks him there is just the fact that he's just automatically dismissing it like 1.00

00:49:21.000 no they're not going to care they don't care they only care about policy the fucking arrogance of the 0.99

00:49:26.920 man like imagine you and me going to move to india of course we're going to be the smartest guy in the 0.99

00:49:32.760 fucking room but especially if we could speak a little bit of indian um and then all of a sudden 0.99

00:49:38.360 we we run for mayor of a small fucking hujabi town no longer bathing shit work our way up yep and we 1.00

00:49:44.840 just start telling them you got to use toilets now they'd kill you yeah we will use trains safely 1.00

00:49:52.760 yeah big one oh they'd kill you if you tried to make them use trains safely or use a toilet they'd 0.99

00:49:57.400 fucking murder you man yeah like bad at plus he's brown i mean that really doesn't help him in 1.00

00:50:04.040 quebec i will say no quebecers is more racist than the rest of canada man although i i one thing i find 1.00

00:50:11.160 kind of funny um because i did notice like in uh what was it 2013 i believe it was the liberals had

00:50:17.800 changed the rules on who could vote in their leadership and they just basically made it so that

00:50:22.280 anybody 14 and up just have an address here that's all that mattered uh but i noticed that they did

00:50:28.120 change that this time around and it's gone back to you have like you can still be 14 and up and be a

00:50:35.480 you know have a canadian address but you actually have to register for the party i was actually thinking

00:50:40.600 about like starting a campaign uh to get all these jeeds registered for the liberal party by the uh 27th

00:50:47.800 because that's that's the date that you have to be registered by in order to be able to vote 0.95

00:50:52.040 in the liberal leadership and get like a campaign to get them to get this fucking indian guy as the 1.00

00:50:56.760 leader right completely fuck the liberals over carney loses to the fucking jeet yeah 0.99

00:51:05.400 that'd be hilarious and then the jeet would lose to you know yeah right we need to we need to we need 1.00

00:51:14.360 to get a hold of these fucking people in brampton and surrey and all these other play get them get 0.98

00:51:20.680 them registered liberals and we'll just accelerate the the hate you know 0.99

00:51:27.800 my mom's a new for my dad's from quebecois or whatever yeah they're both right yeah of course

00:51:32.360 i think there's nothing wrong with liking your own because we get along with our own man like um

00:51:39.320 it's all we know like we uh most of our ancestors like grandparents used to know everybody because there

00:51:46.040 was you know like besides the telephone but i mean people knew everybody back then or they knew of

00:51:52.200 it you know if you mentioned your last name even if you were from out of town like they

00:51:55.320 fucking they heard of you that kind of thing it was a small world back then it's kind of still is really 0.98

00:52:02.840 fuck man this used to be something to be said about that it's like uh there was pride in your last name and 0.99

00:52:07.240 you didn't want to dishonor it shit like that you wouldn't want to do anything that would you know 1.00

00:52:15.720 dishonor your you know your grandparents or your your last name kind of shit there used to be pride in 0.98

00:52:21.480 that stuff not for me anyways but uh the other thing is too though that's that's kind of a small 0.98

00:52:28.440 town thing now right i think that's all cities saint john was like that too yeah like that's another

00:52:33.640 problem with the big cities is i mean nobody knows anybody right it's it's very very easy to not know

00:52:39.880 anybody there and it's an older generation thing though like i i still find that too the older people

00:52:46.200 you know what was your mom's maiden name oh well no sure enough they'll start rattling off names and

00:52:53.160 um like name dropping was a big thing too right like you know so and so like if someone knew you're

00:52:59.480 from saint john you're in ontario and you know like i could i could name drop right now someone from

00:53:04.920 my hometown or even my home province i can start name dropping people and we'll know each other we'll

00:53:08.760 know people we'll mutually know people right you can be all the way out in bc man and meet somebody

00:53:16.680 that's been down east or who used to live down east name drop a few names and they'll be like oh i know

00:53:21.160 that guy yeah yeah you know what i mean like that's to me that's a canadian thing right yeah right 0.92

00:53:26.840 definitely definitely definitely holy fuck where's sarah adding 1.00

00:53:34.360 unbelievable so doing 54 minutes late she's probably jeeping she's gonna be fired 1.00

00:53:41.880 well you've been going 53 minutes already holy shit yeah well i mean essentially with the intros and 0.61

00:53:48.600 everything of course but it's cool intro i like it yeah it was a good time 0.99

00:53:53.560 i just said what the fuck is she doing right what the fuck is she doing never around 1.00

00:54:00.040 you gotta put on her face roll a joint 1.00

00:54:04.520 moisturize and i could say something there i'm gonna leave it though just in case she's listening

00:54:10.120 she might be she might be it is probably a good chance she is because yeah well if she's listening 0.88

00:54:15.880 hurry the fuck up 0.95

00:54:21.080 unbelievable 0.98

00:54:23.800 belle island is it belle island or is it belle isle because i know belle isle down at broswick

00:54:29.080 well there's belle isle by uh detroit and windsor yeah there's more than one belle isle yeah yeah

00:54:36.440 something like that i've never heard belle island it's always belle isle all right well

00:54:42.440 to hell with sarah we're gonna we're gonna go into the uh the pat king stuff now and it's some good 0.82

00:54:48.680 stuff of course i i think do we do we find out today they said thursday and friday so today should

00:54:56.040 be the day yeah i guess today should be the day that they finally actually because i know what they're

00:55:00.360 looking for

00:55:01.000 i want 13 years which is 0.77

00:55:06.040 fucking insane yeah right like i i was actually checking it out because i was i was trying to find 0.99

00:55:13.080 like what what's the average sentence that we give fucking pedophiles in this country 0.99

00:55:18.520 right 1.00

00:55:20.680 just don't get me started on that shit man well i'll say this it's extremely difficult to find 0.99

00:55:26.280 what the average sentence is because there's so many different like charges that are with it 0.99

00:55:32.200 um but i do know that the maximum sentence that you can get for being a pedophile is 14 years

00:55:41.320 all they ever get is like three so right yeah and and this is my point you're gonna look at pat king

00:55:47.560 and say that what he did deserves 13 years but you'll let a pedophile out in three

00:55:54.680 yeah so you'll send a guy away from mischief for 13 years or 10 years but a guy who yeah jesus christ 0.58

00:56:02.120 man i'm fucking getting pissed off now well it it but you should be really i mean more people should 0.94

00:56:09.160 be i'm already there i want to see people i want to see rope i want to see people yeah like we we 0.97

00:56:13.720 we are such an unserious country if we're gonna look at what pat king did and say that he deserves

00:56:20.600 more jail time than pedophiles yeah they're taking a playbook from england um with the grimming gangs 1.00

00:56:27.160 like nothing to see over here how dare you talk about like the the fucking the rapists 1.00

00:56:33.720 fucking get away with rapey but if you criticize them you get more time than the fucking guy who did 1.00

00:56:39.240 the rape yeah when do we hang these people i i don't give a fuck no fucking trial i was i thought 1.00

00:56:46.360 about giving him a speedy trial just to say we gave him a trial no we're gonna skip the 0.99

00:56:50.040 fucking friday there's too many of them let's just fucking rope rope time yeah fed post friday let's 1.00

00:56:55.880 go yeah well fuck them man i'm tired of it these people need to fucking hang man it is it is pretty 1.00

00:57:00.760 brutal um but it it's funny though um his his trial i i found out i think he broke a little bit more than 1.00

00:57:08.600 just the law i think he's uh he's out here breaking hearts or something i heard you wanted to expose pat

00:57:17.400 king and you were his best friend until yesterday until yesterday what's your name was it queen i work

00:57:27.640 for kareemah

00:57:28.280 is this something you're you're gonna work out with him nope nope he did me wrong his old lady went 1.00

00:57:39.880 public yesterday and uh tried to expose me claiming that he wasn't my friend and he's been my friend for

00:57:47.560 two fucking years okay she's upset because i got a tattoo of his body on my body because i believed in him 0.96

00:57:58.440 and went against what people said about him and i went to bat with him for him for him to stab me in 0.99

00:58:05.320 the back and then find out all this stuff that he frauded people out of their money that they raised

00:58:10.360 for him here in ottawa buying plane tickets for his old lady to come to alberta all the time uh buying her

00:58:17.880 things i didn't know this because i've been working i'm i was the lead for the ottawa convoy coming up here

00:58:23.480 and he and then i find all this stuff out yesterday when everybody's been trying to tell me

00:58:30.760 that this is what he's really like and i was like no no i know him really well i talk to him all the

00:58:36.360 time we talk for hours about his lawyers and everything i'm from i'm from sylvan lake alberta

00:58:42.920 just outside of where he's from red deer i'm very close with him and he stabbed me yesterday you've

00:58:49.560 been very generous with your time yeah i'm gonna go in anyway i love jesus there that was great i've 0.87

00:58:59.480 been fucking warned about queenie a long time ago she was in my chats a couple times and shit seems like 1.00

00:59:05.080 a nice enough person but she's i'm not even gonna fucking go into it i don't want to care that was 0.99

00:59:10.840 yesterday uh now the night before she was uh she was driving down and apparently did alive as she was uh 1.00

00:59:22.200 heading towards ottawa fuck you bitch you don't know me i've been there longer than you have you 1.00

00:59:29.160 fucking i know he's better than you you you wait till i see your ass tomorrow your ass is mine i will tear 1.00

00:59:40.600 you a fucking new one 1.00

00:59:42.280 hey there's sarah oh oh sarah's here yeah 0.99

00:59:51.960 yeah there you go that's that's for being late

01:00:07.480 you're retarded yeah yeah the afternoon shift is here everybody let's go hi y'all um does my mic work 0.82

01:00:17.880 or no appreciate it okay i'll be right back yeah i wasn't sure if this was gonna work or not i'll be 0.96

01:00:24.280 back i don't know if i go out yeah i'm gonna have to go out and then come back yeah all right you do that 0.84

01:00:30.600 then we'll continue on with uh fucking before i go hey johnny 1.00

01:00:39.160 go fuck yourself 1.00

01:00:45.240 anyway that's funny um but yeah uh queenie there mentioned that she was uh lead for the convoy 1.00

01:00:52.920 um that's actually she's still trying to get that done by the way yeah she's she she 1.00

01:01:02.280 which i think is well enough man but i've had some people fucking give me heads up about her and 1.00

01:01:07.160 shit and told me some things about her like she likes to get involved put it that way and everything 1.00

01:01:12.840 well all you need to know is she got a tattoo of pat king and that that's enough to tell you that 0.99

01:01:16.920 she's fucking retarded yeah i don't have any um and i kind of sense like maybe she was like just 0.99

01:01:24.040 upset that it's not gonna hurt a little bit right that's that like it i swear to god that's what it 1.00

01:01:31.320 seems like he's like in this next one again yeah she'll go after you and all the fucking chats and 0.99

01:01:38.040 comments if you fucking uh you don't agree with her and shit like that it's like i get into where 0.98

01:01:42.520 there once about talking about the uh schools right the residential schools and how's your mic 0.99

01:01:49.000 no i don't know does that sound better oh okay i just i don't know i thought it was kind of better

01:01:55.240 when we could barely hear her but i just don't like you i thought about with her at first

01:02:02.840 i said oh i can't hear you it is what it is but i don't know it's really funny though how

01:02:09.480 butthurt she is on the whole being told that she wasn't one of pat's friends this is the uh the

01:02:14.680 last video that i grabbed uh lee karima's boyfriend there talking to her best friend and he did tell

01:02:21.560 me things that he didn't tell other people did you want a picture of my tattoo that i got because he

01:02:29.240 was my best friend oh i'm getting it removed i don't i don't support frauds

01:02:41.240 really see fraudulent all those all those uh fundraisers in ottawa and stuff he decided to go

01:03:01.800 buy his married girlfriend who's still married a ring and some flights him to see him in alberta

01:03:09.320 because he lives right by me in alberta that's why i was close to him he knows it and i know it

01:03:16.280 i could show you a video i'm gonna show you uh showing how much he is my friend yeah how much he

01:03:24.360 is he is their friend as he has his back

01:03:37.560 i love that she's got to sit there and find it

01:03:43.320 there you go proof proof that oh but you know that's not my friend that claims he loves me right

01:04:02.440 publicly on his third live that he did when he was even counted the lives everybody restrictions

01:04:09.320 nobody else was named but my but but he's not my best friend right she goes on there and says oh

01:04:17.320 that's not his best friend that's not this and that well there's the proof

01:04:22.200 you have very nice nails oh thank you oh whoa yeah right how do you like my indigenous 0.99

01:04:34.200 look at that everybody it's not a wedding because i'm not married it looks like the 0.58

01:04:39.480 saint george fucking the colors from russia boyfriend when they weren't even apart thanks again 0.96

01:04:47.160 you said a whole truckload of words that had no meaning 0.98

01:04:52.600 i don't know what's happening she's she's constantly trying to be relevant and she's like

01:04:57.560 always in there in all the chats but what has she done though like what has she done what

01:05:02.600 has she accomplished besides like she's eating a lot wanting to be in yeah besides eating a lot

01:05:06.600 yeah that's why i said it natives can't eat a lot she was maybe this close to getting laid by pat king 1.00

01:05:14.760 and i got taken away from her and she's angry yeah that's yeah she's

01:05:20.040 hell hath no fury like a woman's score yeah right like i'm sorry but like she's coming off like she 1.00

01:05:26.360 thought she had a shot with him or something that's what it seems like

01:05:29.960 you know like i'm sorry but that's how i'm reading this 0.98

01:05:33.400 it's like grade 10 where the fuck is she going out yeah who cares 1.00

01:05:37.320 listen you guys need to chill out okay do you get separation anxiety when i just 1.00

01:05:47.400 i'm gonna do it for a half a fucking second 0.99

01:05:55.720 holy fuck eh can you guys relax no it's friday there's no relaxing it's friday then 0.99

01:06:04.280 and saturday sunday then oh wait okay hold on hold on hold on hold on 0.99

01:06:11.640 i got

01:06:15.720 hey it's it's friday you know we found it here right well we it's friday then

01:06:21.880 this is

01:06:51.320 There you go.

01:07:18.880 It's Friday.

01:07:19.480 He's still

01:07:21.500 getting deported, though. 1.00

01:07:26.220 I was getting into that shit. 1.00

01:07:27.740 I said that to people all the time on Friday. 0.99

01:07:34.020 It's Friday. 1.00

01:07:36.480 Holy fuck, 1.00

01:07:37.680 Tom. Works every time. 1.00

01:07:39.640 Are we going to have to fucking ban you? 0.99

01:07:44.580 Thank you, Teddy. 0.99

01:07:45.420 Oh, my God. All right.

01:07:46.960 You know what? Actually, I guess

01:07:48.500 that's as good a segue as any,

01:07:50.980 but we're going to get to today's actual

01:07:53.160 sponsor.

01:07:56.600 It's certainly not 0.91

01:07:57.720 fucking 0.99

01:07:58.400 titty fucking 1.00

01:08:00.160 whatever. 0.98

01:08:03.720 Where is it now?

01:08:04.860 I've lost it.

01:08:06.520 I don't know what it's doing.

01:08:08.260 What's that?

01:08:10.880 It's called a pistol.

01:08:12.340 Oh, there it is.

01:08:13.160 Right.

01:08:13.500 I forgot about that. 1.00

01:08:14.340 What the fuck? 1.00

01:08:15.080 In today's crazy world, 1.00

01:08:17.040 Canadians need the right vehicle

01:08:18.280 to achieve their goals.

01:08:21.100 I can't change your entire life.

01:08:22.360 I don't like that.

01:08:24.480 Quiet.

01:08:25.100 Every Canadian needs a van

01:08:26.440 that can get the job done

01:08:27.480 as efficiently as possible.

01:08:29.680 A bigger van. 0.97

01:08:30.420 A van that can carry these parasites 0.97

01:08:31.760 as far and as fast as possible. 0.93

01:08:33.380 Because you always want them

01:08:36.200 further away

01:08:36.860 and even further

01:08:39.120 because your children

01:08:41.500 count on you

01:08:42.200 to bequeath them

01:08:42.960 a safe country.

01:08:44.780 You need a van

01:08:45.920 that can carry

01:08:46.560 as many of these cockroaches

01:08:47.840 as possible.

01:08:49.440 A vehicle equipped

01:08:50.720 with everything they need

01:08:51.680 to survive

01:08:52.200 to their final destination.

01:08:54.360 Oh, that's

01:08:54.940 that's our van.

01:08:55.920 The van for them is...

01:08:57.380 Which they probably stole

01:08:58.480 from one of your neighbors

01:08:59.380 last week

01:09:00.020 while you were busy traveling.

01:09:01.120 Because at some point

01:09:04.040 you get tired of seeing 1.00

01:09:05.140 these fucking Jeets 1.00

01:09:06.040 shitting all over your streets. 1.00

01:09:08.120 Smell on them too. 1.00

01:09:09.060 That'd be a tight space.

01:09:09.580 Because the cleaning

01:09:10.200 won't do itself.

01:09:12.560 The new Deporter 2025

01:09:14.360 from Diagolan.

01:09:16.540 Yeah.

01:09:17.360 There you go.

01:09:19.140 New sponsor.

01:09:24.620 That's a cool

01:09:25.680 cool little headquarters van

01:09:27.140 but that's the van

01:09:28.640 that just leaves

01:09:29.180 the trucks

01:09:30.180 that have

01:09:31.560 you know

01:09:31.860 like no

01:09:32.360 no you're in an

01:09:33.500 air conditioning

01:09:34.000 because we want

01:09:35.180 to be humane

01:09:35.780 so you know

01:09:37.020 it'll be

01:09:37.420 ventilated

01:09:38.400 well ventilated

01:09:39.160 air conditioning

01:09:39.800 if it has to be

01:09:40.940 container truck

01:09:42.180 right?

01:09:44.140 Let's back it up

01:09:45.100 for a second.

01:09:46.880 Having it well

01:09:47.820 ventilated 0.99

01:09:48.460 has fuck all 1.00

01:09:49.500 to do with 0.99

01:09:50.020 being humane.

01:09:51.620 Oh no. 0.87

01:09:52.600 They can die all the way.

01:09:53.620 It's well ventilated

01:09:54.500 so you don't

01:09:55.320 pass out

01:09:55.880 from the smell.

01:09:56.840 That's it.

01:09:57.560 That's too close

01:09:58.540 that van.

01:09:59.120 I don't want

01:09:59.520 to smell the

01:10:00.420 jeet on the way

01:10:00.900 to the trebuchet.

01:10:01.940 That's all.

01:10:04.320 Yeah.

01:10:04.640 We do want to try

01:10:05.880 to avoid that

01:10:06.580 at all costs.

01:10:07.840 You get gagged out 1.00

01:10:08.980 fucking five minutes 0.99

01:10:10.060 in you're like 1.00

01:10:10.460 choking on your 0.75

01:10:11.940 own vomit. 1.00

01:10:13.220 Yeah.

01:10:13.560 I don't like the

01:10:14.500 camera in this

01:10:15.140 Rumble studio.

01:10:15.860 I'm not a fan

01:10:16.320 of any of this.

01:10:17.100 That's weird

01:10:17.440 the way it looks.

01:10:18.140 I don't like it.

01:10:19.120 Why is it like this?

01:10:20.560 I don't know.

01:10:24.160 Because Rumble

01:10:24.780 doesn't like you.

01:10:25.600 I feel like it's

01:10:27.460 more of a you

01:10:28.080 don't like me.

01:10:29.780 I feel like this

01:10:30.320 is the Rumble's

01:10:31.040 fault.

01:10:32.160 Chris?

01:10:34.340 I don't know.

01:10:36.320 I can't get on

01:10:37.040 Rumble.

01:10:37.160 I'm away from here.

01:10:39.960 I'm trying. 1.00

01:10:40.840 Stupid cat. 1.00

01:10:44.240 You definitely 1.00

01:10:45.140 need to learn

01:10:45.640 them.

01:10:46.200 I'm going to mess

01:10:46.780 around with Rumble.

01:10:47.480 I need somebody

01:10:47.980 here with a cell

01:10:48.500 phone though.

01:10:50.340 And I think I need

01:10:50.880 someone with a cell

01:10:51.560 phone every time I

01:10:52.260 want to go live so I

01:10:53.160 can verify my account.

01:10:54.140 No you don't.

01:10:56.220 You verify it once.

01:10:58.020 That's it.

01:10:59.120 I did it already.

01:10:59.920 You never went live

01:11:00.700 once and now they

01:11:01.440 want me to verify

01:11:02.020 again. 1.00

01:11:02.600 It's like fuck man. 1.00

01:11:03.640 It's a pain in the 1.00

01:11:04.220 ass. 0.99

01:11:05.460 Well I don't think

01:11:06.260 you ever verified in

01:11:07.260 the first place.

01:11:08.300 I went live on

01:11:09.600 Rumble once.

01:11:10.320 Yeah I know but if

01:11:11.440 they're now asking you

01:11:12.260 to verify a phone

01:11:13.200 number now you would

01:11:14.400 do it and then

01:11:15.240 that's the only time

01:11:16.080 you would do it.

01:11:20.140 Alright man.

01:11:21.060 That's just whatever. 1.00

01:11:23.040 You're going to die 0.96

01:11:23.740 there?

01:11:24.840 No.

01:11:25.260 Because in this

01:11:25.700 country in this

01:11:26.560 country you got to 1.00

01:11:27.300 wait to die. 1.00

01:11:30.180 Okay. 1.00

01:11:31.840 Don't be fucking 1.00

01:11:32.760 don't be fucking 1.00

01:11:33.740 dying immediately. 1.00

01:11:35.160 You fucking wait 1.00

01:11:36.120 like the rest of us. 1.00

01:11:37.040 I'm not going to die

01:11:37.520 yet.

01:11:39.340 Okay.

01:11:41.340 There you go.

01:11:42.220 Close to 15,500

01:11:44.100 died waiting for

01:11:45.260 health care.

01:11:46.140 That's but at least

01:11:47.580 it's free right?

01:11:49.680 Hey wait.

01:11:50.780 I have a question.

01:11:51.660 Do those numbers

01:11:53.780 okay.

01:11:58.040 If that many people

01:11:59.160 died waiting for

01:12:00.240 health care

01:12:00.860 does that include

01:12:02.960 maid?

01:12:03.580 Is maid

01:12:04.240 considered health

01:12:05.140 care?

01:12:05.380 Well I don't think

01:12:07.420 they'd be waiting.

01:12:10.000 Right?

01:12:10.660 Maids? 0.57

01:12:11.440 I don't think that

01:12:13.960 counts.

01:12:14.480 No.

01:12:14.820 Because I'm pretty

01:12:15.560 sure that that would

01:12:16.300 just go as a suicide.

01:12:18.760 Because maid's pretty 1.00

01:12:20.340 good though right?

01:12:21.280 Because they don't

01:12:21.720 waste any time when

01:12:22.500 you want to kill 1.00

01:12:22.980 yourself. 1.00

01:12:24.680 I heard some more

01:12:25.560 stories about maid.

01:12:27.660 I'm not being

01:12:29.500 insensitive about it.

01:12:30.520 I'm just being honest

01:12:31.640 without any like without

01:12:33.080 any feeling around it.

01:12:34.380 And I'm just saying

01:12:35.100 like the government

01:12:36.080 seems to make that

01:12:38.180 process very quick.

01:12:39.920 Like if you are if you

01:12:41.640 are wanting to to be

01:12:43.740 unalived then that

01:12:46.180 process is also like a

01:12:48.800 Health Canada process

01:12:49.800 right?

01:12:50.300 Which is also where

01:12:51.300 people are waiting for

01:12:52.200 health care.

01:12:52.840 But that process seems

01:12:53.780 to be quite fast.

01:12:55.220 Am I wrong?

01:12:55.540 I thought they were

01:12:55.660 too quick with it too

01:12:56.440 yeah.

01:12:56.820 Like too quick with it

01:12:57.800 actually.

01:12:58.980 You know.

01:12:59.760 Yeah I would think

01:13:01.040 they have to be pretty

01:13:02.320 quick with it though

01:13:03.080 because it's like the 0.99

01:13:05.680 fastest rising fucking 1.00

01:13:07.500 suicide program in the 1.00

01:13:09.120 world.

01:13:10.180 Like we're pumping

01:13:11.500 lots of people through.

01:13:13.840 Coincidentally we're

01:13:14.820 also number one in

01:13:16.160 organ harvesting as

01:13:17.340 well.

01:13:18.840 That's why they want to

01:13:20.500 do it.

01:13:20.820 But I heard like a lot

01:13:22.380 of the states that have

01:13:23.200 capital punishment.

01:13:24.900 It's the same.

01:13:26.000 They use the same

01:13:26.780 methods as what they

01:13:28.000 use for capital

01:13:28.840 punishment that they

01:13:29.500 have abolished in a lot

01:13:30.480 of states because they

01:13:32.060 basically you're

01:13:33.420 paralyzed and then

01:13:35.080 you're drowning. 0.99

01:13:35.780 So you can't fucking 1.00

01:13:37.860 say or do anything 0.99

01:13:38.680 like sucks like because 0.99

01:13:41.080 you're paralyzed as you 0.99

01:13:42.720 die.

01:13:43.280 So they paralyze.

01:13:44.260 They give you a

01:13:44.600 paralytic first and then

01:13:45.640 they inject it with

01:13:46.240 something else that

01:13:46.800 makes you feel like

01:13:47.280 you're drowning.

01:13:48.660 No not exactly.

01:13:51.040 I don't know man.

01:13:52.160 None of it sounds good

01:13:53.340 and I don't think it's

01:13:54.300 I think there's a time

01:13:55.560 and a place like

01:13:56.100 abortion man.

01:13:56.720 There's a time and a

01:13:57.200 place for it and it's

01:13:59.320 just going to get me

01:14:00.020 being misused just like

01:14:01.800 abortion.

01:14:02.060 well what it's supposed to be

01:14:04.220 for is like okay so if

01:14:06.580 you're terminally ill 1.00

01:14:07.660 quality of life is shit 1.00

01:14:09.260 okay fine I get it 0.98

01:14:12.040 but this idea that we can

01:14:15.420 extend it to people who

01:14:17.420 are depressed

01:14:18.040 like no

01:14:21.160 but they didn't

01:14:22.260 huh

01:14:24.080 they did though

01:14:25.240 no not well not yet I

01:14:27.480 don't believe that that

01:14:28.340 has actually gone through

01:14:29.640 just yet I think there was

01:14:31.060 like a pause on it or

01:14:32.160 something but I'd have to

01:14:33.900 double check that

01:14:34.660 but either way like

01:14:37.000 moving it to

01:14:38.260 you can

01:14:39.440 get made because you're 1.00

01:14:41.040 depressed is the stupidest 1.00

01:14:42.280 fucking thing I've ever 1.00

01:14:43.180 heard. 0.99

01:14:43.560 yeah who isn't

01:14:44.760 depressed man

01:14:45.440 especially

01:14:45.820 yeah right like

01:14:48.580 that cerebral palsy girl 1.00

01:14:50.060 that fucking 1.00

01:14:50.600 was she was healthy and 1.00

01:14:52.700 she just had cerebral palsy

01:14:53.720 and she was depressed

01:14:54.420 and the father couldn't

01:14:55.980 intervene and she got 0.95

01:14:56.840 approved for maids like 1.00

01:14:58.060 what are you doing

01:14:58.500 approving somebody

01:14:59.380 you know like

01:15:01.560 like

01:15:01.800 they're approving it

01:15:05.700 seems like they're

01:15:06.080 approving anybody

01:15:06.920 who wants it and they

01:15:08.840 want to lower the age 0.60

01:15:10.300 limit for it too which is 0.99

01:15:11.500 fucking sinister as fuck 0.99

01:15:12.640 yeah well I mean there's 1.00

01:15:14.100 organs to be harvested

01:15:15.200 and there's useless 0.96

01:15:16.440 eaters to get rid of 0.99

01:15:17.760 and I think that's what

01:15:18.660 it is man

01:15:19.120 you know

01:15:20.160 they're making lots of

01:15:21.060 money on the organs

01:15:21.760 I don't I don't trust

01:15:22.740 doctors I never ever did

01:15:24.000 and I think nowadays I

01:15:26.300 think they're just 1.00

01:15:26.700 fucking evil fucking 1.00

01:15:27.400 cunts so 1.00

01:15:27.940 well that's good because 0.96

01:15:28.860 apparently getting one's 0.97

01:15:30.260 fucking impossible here 0.98

01:15:31.380 was a lineup for some 0.98

01:15:32.520 these people are all

01:15:34.180 looking for doctors still

01:15:35.420 haven't found one

01:15:36.220 yeah

01:15:38.000 they're all in lineup for

01:15:39.480 one family doctor that's

01:15:41.300 opening a practice

01:15:42.220 in their town

01:15:42.780 this is just not

01:15:43.700 what the medical

01:15:46.220 healthcare system is

01:15:48.040 supposed to be like in

01:15:49.260 Ontario

01:15:49.760 got here about 530 and

01:15:52.320 been on the healthcare

01:15:53.520 list for about 10 years

01:15:56.020 now

01:15:56.320 haven't had a doctor

01:15:58.000 for longer than that

01:15:58.920 so

01:15:59.220 kind of a strange way to

01:16:01.340 have people sign up for

01:16:03.560 a doctor

01:16:03.980 but hopefully I get one 1.00

01:16:06.320 that's fucked 0.99

01:16:08.520 actually not it's the way 0.96

01:16:09.700 it used to be

01:16:10.340 everybody

01:16:10.720 signed up

01:16:13.480 yeah but it's just 1.00

01:16:15.340 fucked that you've got 0.99

01:16:16.320 that much of a lineup 0.98

01:16:17.680 right I waited eight

01:16:20.300 years to get my doctor

01:16:21.460 in Ontario and I

01:16:22.460 wanted my doctor

01:16:23.400 because of a lot of

01:16:25.760 reasons but but

01:16:27.340 anyway and then she

01:16:29.840 retired bless her heart 0.99

01:16:32.140 she was wonderful and

01:16:33.400 now I have a young

01:16:34.420 Dutch guy

01:16:35.020 who doesn't push

01:16:38.580 anything isn't like

01:16:41.080 yeah it's great

01:16:42.380 basically if I say no

01:16:43.980 he's like okay

01:16:45.100 like and I don't know

01:16:48.580 anybody just so

01:16:49.580 if y'all are going to

01:16:51.840 the hospital or getting

01:16:53.280 you know 1.00

01:16:53.980 have a fucking 1.00

01:16:55.440 medical representative 1.00

01:16:56.700 with you

01:16:57.320 don't ever go to the 1.00

01:16:58.980 fucking hospital without a 0.99

01:17:00.180 medical representative that's 1.00

01:17:01.420 somebody that is your

01:17:02.620 that speaks on behalf of

01:17:04.760 you

01:17:04.980 like a nurse or

01:17:05.880 something

01:17:06.120 and knows what they're

01:17:07.120 talking about 1.00

01:17:07.760 like a fucking family 1.00

01:17:08.940 member like somebody 1.00

01:17:10.040 that you trust that is

01:17:11.300 that is able to make

01:17:12.660 medical decisions for

01:17:14.020 you

01:17:14.400 like I haven't gone to

01:17:16.940 the hospital since

01:17:17.960 like as an adult I

01:17:19.860 have there are two

01:17:21.280 people in my life who

01:17:22.560 know that they are

01:17:23.660 there are my emergency

01:17:25.820 contacts on everything

01:17:27.420 and they are my medical

01:17:29.000 they know all of my

01:17:29.900 choices

01:17:30.420 but never will I go to

01:17:32.620 the hospital without

01:17:33.320 having one of those

01:17:34.120 one of those two women 1.00

01:17:35.300 with me because that's 1.00

01:17:36.120 fucking they like they'll 1.00

01:17:37.260 do anything to you 1.00

01:17:38.200 yeah I fired my last

01:17:40.380 doctor I didn't fire I

01:17:41.440 just said I'm not going

01:17:42.460 to come see you can

01:17:43.440 remove my name from your

01:17:44.800 list and I I gave her my

01:17:47.120 neighbor's name um because

01:17:48.860 he was looking for a

01:17:49.400 doctor first family family

01:17:50.840 doctor so I gave him the

01:17:52.580 fan I gave him her name I

01:17:53.780 gave her his name last

01:17:55.420 two doctors are female one 1.00

01:17:56.440 was Dutch second last 0.85

01:17:57.900 doctor and the last one

01:17:58.720 was from China and uh

01:18:00.880 Chinese smart chicken

01:18:02.980 but uh just I've had good

01:18:05.600 doctors so I know a good

01:18:07.380 doctor when I see a good

01:18:08.500 doctor it's like it's like

01:18:10.180 a tradesman like if you're

01:18:12.200 if you're if you've been

01:18:13.120 you've been surrounded by

01:18:13.960 trades all your life you

01:18:14.880 know a good carpenter when

01:18:15.880 you see one and you know a

01:18:16.780 good tile guy like Al when

01:18:18.020 you see one right so that

01:18:20.760 they I didn't want to come 1.00

01:18:21.940 out and tell them you suck 1.00

01:18:22.920 but basically by telling them 1.00

01:18:24.720 you know I'm out like 0.99

01:18:25.980 fucking put put somebody 0.99

01:18:27.380 else's name on the list I 1.00

01:18:28.640 don't I'm not coming back

01:18:29.380 to see you again so I'm

01:18:30.960 more I'm more or less 0.98

01:18:31.840 pulling the fuck off right 0.94

01:18:32.820 yeah so now I don't have 0.99

01:18:34.080 a doctor I don't fucking 0.99

01:18:34.920 want one I don't care I'll 0.99

01:18:36.060 go to a walk-in clinic if I 0.99

01:18:37.140 have to if I'm fucking 0.96

01:18:37.920 think I'm dying but oh I 0.96

01:18:39.220 won't go near a walk-in

01:18:40.160 clinic well you might need

01:18:41.960 painkillers or something

01:18:42.880 right or an x-ray whatever

01:18:44.140 yeah no I I would go

01:18:48.020 in and out with a walk-in

01:18:49.020 clinic if I'm like bleeding

01:18:50.240 out or I have a fever of

01:18:52.560 like to the point where I

01:18:53.940 black out I'll go and 0.98

01:18:57.200 get shot up with like 0.96

01:18:58.800 dilaudid or whatever to

01:18:59.960 get the fever down or

01:19:02.080 whatever but I definitely

01:19:04.060 am not no no walk-in

01:19:07.260 clinics I find are like I

01:19:08.900 feel like that's where they

01:19:09.900 do the organ trafficking

01:19:11.140 yeah good chance I don't

01:19:16.020 know I've never really gone

01:19:17.360 to the doctor anyway so I

01:19:18.960 don't know I'm I'm the guy

01:19:21.300 that it's like when it seems

01:19:22.940 like it's an emergency I'll

01:19:24.200 finally go to the ER but

01:19:25.640 yeah right if you're in so

01:19:33.180 much pain you can't deal with

01:19:34.180 the pain like if you got

01:19:35.040 cracked ribs or a broken rib

01:19:36.300 or something you have to go

01:19:37.260 man or you got a broken jaw or

01:19:38.860 broken arm you're kind of

01:19:40.680 yeah I would literally I would

01:19:42.580 drive to a hospital like a

01:19:46.060 better hospital yeah like

01:19:47.980 drive to a hospital area to a

01:19:50.060 hospital where you're going to

01:19:51.100 get seen

01:19:51.680 I'm trying to remember

01:19:56.740 actually because I think that

01:19:57.800 they're trying to put a stop

01:19:58.980 into that here or something

01:20:00.360 like that because there's a lot

01:20:01.520 of a lot of people in Sarnia

01:20:02.660 will go to Petrolia because

01:20:04.800 they know they'll get in

01:20:05.820 quicker there right because 0.99

01:20:07.260 ours it's fucking it's a joke 1.00

01:20:10.020 it's an absolute joke you're 1.00

01:20:12.560 best off just driving to 0.99

01:20:13.600 fucking London really 1.00

01:20:14.580 yeah I mean your best you got 0.99

01:20:19.980 St. Joe's you got all the

01:20:20.960 hospitals there yeah you got the

01:20:22.160 university hospital

01:20:23.160 yeah it's a better level of

01:20:26.580 care too right like I don't

01:20:29.000 know anybody that's ever said

01:20:30.520 anything good

01:20:31.420 bet you you've been there eh 0.99

01:20:34.460 fucking you've been to LPH once 1.00

01:20:38.520 or twice or no 1.00

01:20:39.400 what's that

01:20:41.120 no no no no

01:20:42.800 LPH

01:20:45.460 LPH

01:20:46.760 you know where they put the

01:20:47.220 mantle

01:20:47.480 yeah at London Psychiatric

01:20:49.520 Hospital there's a when you if

01:20:51.220 you take the like the 401 or

01:20:53.360 whatever into London you you come

01:20:55.020 into South London

01:20:55.860 there's a giant really really old

01:20:59.680 old hospital it's a psychiatric

01:21:01.840 hospital but it's gorgeous it's a

01:21:03.480 really nice building if it's still

01:21:06.420 there I would assume it's still

01:21:07.460 there but yeah anyway I just

01:21:11.620 remember seeing it when you come

01:21:13.480 off the highway

01:21:13.960 I remember architecture I am 1.00

01:21:18.480 fucking married 0.92

01:21:19.520 yeah I don't know I haven't uh I 1.00

01:21:29.520 haven't had to go I haven't been to

01:21:30.960 the London hospital really not for

01:21:32.860 any care or anything no I've only

01:21:36.580 ever had to go like a couple of

01:21:38.000 times anyway right yeah yeah when I

01:21:41.580 was like when I was in school there

01:21:43.620 and stuff I definitely I went to St. Joe's

01:21:46.040 a couple times and University

01:21:49.280 Hospital I just remember that place

01:21:51.940 being so big like as a kid when you

01:21:53.780 go to hospitals they are so like I

01:21:56.500 feel like it's like the Edmond West

01:21:58.260 Edmonton Mall you know like they're

01:22:01.460 just huge yeah yeah don't we just run

01:22:05.160 around in the chairs that wheelchair 0.99

01:22:06.860 fucking races down the hallways and 1.00

01:22:08.460 shit till we got shit right waiting for 1.00

01:22:10.860 your friends to get their fucking legs 1.00

01:22:12.600 fucking their broken leg yeah and the 1.00

01:22:16.360 hallways were nice and wide so you 1.00

01:22:17.800 can fucking boot and fuck yeah yours 1.00

01:22:20.560 people have babies sometimes yeah well 1.00

01:22:24.240 they always had a bunch of

01:22:25.020 wheelchairs at the door right so

01:22:26.600 there's more than enough so we'd grab 1.00

01:22:28.420 one a couple and fucking just fuck 0.99

01:22:31.280 around it's like but then it's like 1.00

01:22:33.020 you get you get the guilt trip like

01:22:34.840 well you never know when you might need

01:22:36.360 one of those one day it's bad luck to

01:22:37.780 do that and blah blah blah I was like

01:22:39.520 okay it's still fun I'm still fine I

01:22:43.560 had a I had a neighbor through a 0.98

01:22:45.280 fucking wheelchair like yeah I'm 0.99

01:22:47.600 grabbing that up for sure that was my 0.99

01:22:49.280 drinking chair that way that way I

01:22:53.780 never lost my seat if I need to go

01:22:56.960 grab a wheelchair across street man it's 0.99

01:22:58.720 a nice one over there I'm pretty sure I 0.97

01:23:00.520 can fucking find a home for that he's 0.95

01:23:05.520 gonna take that in for scrap probably 0.99

01:23:06.960 junk rescue with freestone oh I mean I

01:23:11.180 don't know where he's grabbing his

01:23:12.140 wheelchairs it's the second time I've

01:23:13.360 seen him a wheelchair in the alleyway

01:23:16.000 across street probably pushing cripples 1.00

01:23:17.580 out of them just taking them just take 0.99

01:23:19.880 them scrap fucking push him over and 0.99

01:23:22.280 take the fucking chair what are they 1.00

01:23:23.800 gonna do that scrap metal 1.00

01:23:25.780 motherfucker right they're not gonna do 0.99

01:23:28.300 shit oh anyway anyway so you remember 1.00

01:23:34.480 remember when PP was up there talking 0.99

01:23:36.920 about the students to get better

01:23:38.320 accurate real admission letters in the

01:23:41.560 beginning and then we wouldn't be in

01:23:43.600 this mess here today and then four years

01:23:46.380 later they come along and say that

01:23:48.880 they're gonna that the Trudeau government

01:23:50.700 is going to kick the students out of

01:23:52.580 Canada the solution is obvious and the

01:23:56.600 deportation allow everyone who applied

01:23:59.800 honestly but who was defrauded to

01:24:02.320 continue to keep their work or study

01:24:04.320 permit

01:24:04.980 all right that's that's that's all we 0.95

01:24:08.820 need to fucking see guy in the 0.98

01:24:10.360 background wearing flip-flops with a 0.99

01:24:11.840 suit these guys are a joke he's got a 1.00

01:24:14.920 fucking it looks like he swallowed a 1.00

01:24:15.920 beach ball in his fucking suit there 1.00

01:24:17.400 he's got flip-flops on with his 1.00

01:24:18.620 fucking suit we're not the same 1.00

01:24:21.100 if you're gonna wear a suit man make 0.99

01:24:25.240 sure you got some nice shoes it's all

01:24:26.520 on the shoes really you spend more

01:24:28.660 money on your shoes than you would the 1.00

01:24:29.940 suit really if you're fucking one you 0.98

01:24:31.960 want to go style and wear a good pair of 0.98

01:24:33.320 shoes man I think he had socks with 0.99

01:24:39.960 flip-flops on with a suit it's fucking 1.00

01:24:42.060 gay 1.00

01:24:42.340 you don't wear flip-flops with a suit 0.99

01:24:49.540 never mind wearing socks you don't

01:24:52.280 wear socks with sandals you don't wear

01:24:53.580 socks with sandals and a suit it's just 0.99

01:24:55.340 fucking weird man 0.98

01:24:56.420 oh no one's gonna see my feet yes we 1.00

01:25:01.220 saw your feet you're fucking gay yeah 1.00

01:25:03.100 yeah but it's just funny because he 1.00

01:25:05.340 went he went from doing that to now

01:25:07.360 posting this

01:25:08.260 talking about the 50,000 foreign

01:25:11.700 students listed as no-shows by the

01:25:15.080 schools

01:25:15.560 and like 20,000 of those international

01:25:19.760 students are Indian

01:25:21.880 but but let's let's end the

01:25:24.840 deportations he says

01:25:26.100 which is hilarious like that's the 0.96

01:25:29.860 part that is actually fucking funny 0.87

01:25:31.420 though but it literally proves that 0.94

01:25:33.020 they're pretending to go to school to

01:25:34.840 come here just like everybody said

01:25:36.280 absolutely like what are we so how are

01:25:39.420 we like guys like so of half of the

01:25:43.240 number like the best reported numbers

01:25:44.980 again didn't even show up for school so

01:25:47.920 how many of those people now that

01:25:49.600 person who wrote that article should

01:25:51.340 also write a secondary article that

01:25:53.540 shows how many of those people also

01:25:55.100 brought in family members from India

01:25:57.720 well the the other question is too is

01:26:00.720 how many of them went to the states

01:26:01.920 because I did see there was another

01:26:03.500 story that had come out that was

01:26:06.220 talking about how they come over to go

01:26:09.600 to school or at least that's what they

01:26:11.480 say they're doing and then they

01:26:13.040 illegally cross into the states

01:26:14.640 there was video a while back where 0.99

01:26:17.800 those fucking jeets were actually 0.99

01:26:19.420 advertising their services to get you 1.00

01:26:21.760 across the border yeah like that's 1.00

01:26:24.680 how fucking dumb they are which is 1.00

01:26:26.380 crazy why are we why are we educating 1.00

01:26:28.540 people from other countries like don't 1.00

01:26:30.340 you have your own fucking school no 1.00

01:26:31.580 no fuck off I really don't know 1.00

01:26:34.420 especially because I'm in one of the 0.99

01:26:36.540 places where like in Ontario we were

01:26:40.020 the second highest for percentage of

01:26:42.680 foreign students we were sitting at

01:26:45.060 75 our students when they graduate are 1.00

01:26:47.460 dumb as fuck man like why can't we 1.00

01:26:49.220 focus on our students and our kids and 1.00

01:26:51.560 our citizens and make them like they

01:26:54.720 can't they can't write cursive I don't

01:26:56.300 blame them because cursive is not easy

01:26:57.840 but I mean I was taught that way way 1.00

01:26:59.620 back and like fucking elementary school 1.00

01:27:01.340 for fuck's sakes they don't know math 1.00

01:27:03.400 they don't know English they can't 1.00

01:27:04.560 speak they can't write they can't 1.00

01:27:05.780 fucking do fuck all but they know how 1.00

01:27:07.300 to go on a computer and tick tock and 1.00

01:27:09.080 shit 1.00

01:27:09.400 what in it like this whole fucking 1.00

01:27:13.600 thing is retarded though because you 1.00

01:27:15.140 got all these conservatives that are 0.53

01:27:17.160 all like yeah we want to end mass

01:27:18.840 immigration this and that but it's

01:27:20.360 like 1.00

01:27:20.640 but yet you watch fucking Pierre 1.00

01:27:24.160 pander to the Indians say that he 0.99

01:27:25.980 needs to end the deportations get a 0.99

01:27:27.860 direct fucking flight to bring in more 0.99

01:27:30.420 right like somebody make it make sense 0.99

01:27:36.520 no it makes sense to the people that

01:27:39.520 are paying them to have them over

01:27:40.700 because it's corporations that want

01:27:42.260 them right like they're all you know

01:27:43.900 no no no no no no no no that's not 0.99

01:27:46.520 what I'm talking obviously it fucking 0.94

01:27:48.080 makes sense for him I'm saying make it 0.96

01:27:50.520 make sense that his supporters want to

01:27:52.820 end mass immigration and want 1.00

01:27:54.720 deportations but are too fucking stupid 1.00

01:27:57.520 to watch the fact that he's saying and 1.00

01:28:00.140 deportations and bring in more 0.89

01:28:02.280 right like right now the liberals are

01:28:07.360 more anti-immigration than Pierre is

01:28:10.140 because they're gonna say everything

01:28:12.900 they can to get your vote right sure

01:28:16.020 but the point remains that at this

01:28:19.080 point in time if you're basing it off 0.99

01:28:20.980 the shit that they've said the liberals 1.00

01:28:23.700 are more anti-immigration it's fucking 1.00

01:28:28.100 retarded Calistana terrorists are 1.00

01:28:30.680 protesting against Indian immigration

01:28:32.080 yeah that that is relatively funny as

01:28:36.920 well we don't want that's almost as

01:28:39.940 funny as when they when they try to

01:28:41.720 convince you how different they are

01:28:43.840 from the Hindus yeah I don't care 1.00

01:28:48.120 right well I that's my go-to right

01:28:51.440 there is as soon as I start hearing

01:28:53.020 that argument I'm like yeah arguing the

01:28:54.920 difference between Hindus and Sikhs is

01:28:56.640 like arguing the difference between a

01:28:58.200 solid poop in the runs regardless at the

01:29:00.780 end of the day you're arguing about 1.00

01:29:03.180 shit 1.00

01:29:03.600 that's it 0.99

01:29:06.440 right I don't care at this point no

01:29:13.620 more

01:29:14.000 no either man it's enough's enough a

01:29:19.620 lot of people were pretty pissed off

01:29:20.780 when

01:29:21.040 when they were back in the 90s when

01:29:24.240 they're talking about you know how

01:29:26.520 these guys can wear their turban they

01:29:27.900 don't need to wear a helmet they

01:29:30.220 fought that and they won so they

01:29:31.980 don't need to wear a helmet and they

01:29:33.480 fought it for the RCMP they to wear 1.00

01:29:35.280 their fucking turbans in the RCMP that 0.99

01:29:37.400 pissed off a lot of people and RCMP and 1.00

01:29:40.300 the family and Michelle's family that he 0.99

01:29:43.120 was fucking happy about that at all he's 0.99

01:29:45.740 like fuck that guy didn't swear much but 0.99

01:29:48.540 when he did that was when one of the 0.99

01:29:51.100 points was one of the things that made

01:29:52.480 him swear a lot like he didn't he

01:29:53.900 didn't like uh well he didn't like

01:29:56.080 native Indians like feather in the 1.00

01:29:57.520 Indian like fucking Indian Indians they 1.00

01:29:59.280 use you know old school fucking RCMP 1.00

01:30:02.240 from back in the day right right 0.97

01:30:04.600 oh and he was stationed at west so he 0.98

01:30:12.660 he had many many fucking run-ins with 0.98

01:30:16.200 you know the indigenous and yeah he 0.99

01:30:21.200 just didn't like them he just like so

01:30:22.860 he had enough same as with I guess

01:30:26.720 cops nowadays too with the with the 1.00

01:30:28.820 white trash fucking guys or there's no 1.00

01:30:31.760 excuse for it like man fuck off like 1.00

01:30:33.380 you're draining the system you're 1.00

01:30:34.700 causing shit smarting the fuck up but 1.00

01:30:37.360 it's always the same drunken fucking 1.00

01:30:38.780 stone fucking idiots doing the same 1.00

01:30:40.240 stupid shit being ease and robbing and 1.00

01:30:42.940 thieving and you know it's like fuck 1.00

01:30:45.820 off man like it like just get a job 1.00

01:30:48.560 man a lot of these guys put more 0.99

01:30:51.660 effort into fucking steel and if you 0.99

01:30:53.660 put that kind of same effort into that 0.99

01:30:55.160 same thought into getting a job and

01:30:56.940 getting a trade you'd be you'd make

01:30:58.360 more money well in fairness though in

01:31:00.840 order to in order to get a job now

01:31:02.760 you've either got to really get a real

01:31:04.820 dark spray tan or at least say you're

01:31:08.660 they them yeah well things haven't

01:31:11.620 really changed that much well they're

01:31:13.040 changing for the worst but I mean even

01:31:15.740 in the 90s it was kind of like that

01:31:17.080 too man if you had a criminal record

01:31:18.500 whatever you weren't you weren't

01:31:20.680 eligible for a lot of stuff not even

01:31:21.980 mcdonald's you know i mean so some

01:31:25.120 people did resort to crime for money and

01:31:26.820 stuff but uh as a last career but some

01:31:31.120 people are career criminals they just

01:31:32.340 keep going back they let them out they 1.00

01:31:33.560 go back to the same shit well at this 0.99

01:31:36.140 point though how do we compete with 1.00

01:31:37.740 wage subsidies and fucking any of this 0.99

01:31:42.560 other shit well i mean luckily some 0.99

01:31:45.680 companies are starting to ditch the 0.99

01:31:47.020 fucking dei stuff i mean it's still 0.99

01:31:50.860 slow but they're working on it i guess 0.99

01:31:53.820 is that that's another factor that 0.99

01:31:57.360 fucking gets in the way what the fuck 0.99

01:32:00.580 do you have there 1.00

01:32:01.280 bar mix of course you're gonna eat

01:32:05.740 nuts why wouldn't you i mean i feel

01:32:11.480 like i should i can't i don't even have

01:32:13.600 an argument for that one

01:32:15.220 right i like i like nuts what can i say

01:32:21.440 these ones i haven't had before i've

01:32:27.560 had a different flavor but i like these

01:32:29.640 ones because they have these chips in

01:32:30.940 them a little flax chips

01:32:32.120 nuts that you haven't had before these

01:32:40.260 are new nuts

01:32:41.020 wow i like that

01:32:45.680 that was a good night

01:32:49.000 okay sure all right i don't know why

01:32:53.440 but that just made me think of the uh

01:32:55.280 the tweet that i saw a fairy retweet

01:32:57.160 today where pita was calling milk rape

01:32:59.480 juice

01:32:59.960 so i think from now on 0.96

01:33:06.500 milk should be referred to as rape 1.00

01:33:10.920 juice 0.78

01:33:11.400 okay

01:33:15.120 yeah i'll drink milk so

01:33:18.060 i'm not really sure where they're

01:33:20.640 getting the rape juice from but it's

01:33:23.220 rape juice to them i guess i don't know 0.99

01:33:25.420 it is retarded sounds pretty dumb but 0.99

01:33:28.400 yeah a little bit right 1.00

01:33:30.140 of course for them oh fucking listen 0.99

01:33:33.280 to this one over here nuts are part of 0.99

01:33:35.240 the california water problem

01:33:37.100 yeah if i not

01:33:40.800 taking the milk i hope you mean

01:33:43.420 right if by nuts i hope you mean 0.89

01:33:46.000 democrats piss me off 1.00

01:33:48.300 fucking democrats they're nuts 1.00

01:33:50.740 that's part of the water problem 1.00

01:33:52.660 taking the milk from the cow without

01:33:54.440 its consent if you don't milk a cow

01:33:56.140 man they get in pain

01:33:57.660 it's not good you have to milk a cow

01:34:00.060 well you better ask that cow first

01:34:02.240 though

01:34:02.560 gotta ask if permission

01:34:03.940 make sure that you get written

01:34:05.160 consent

01:34:05.820 jesus man

01:34:07.640 listen

01:34:08.840 right

01:34:09.520 can't i just enjoy my bag of nuts

01:34:12.960 these are from

01:34:13.600 they're actually

01:34:15.140 wear gloves too

01:34:16.560 wear gloves

01:34:17.780 so that your cold rapey hands 1.00

01:34:20.040 aren't fucking bugging that cow 1.00

01:34:24.440 why do you have to bring me the 0.99

01:34:25.720 white juice

01:34:27.240 when all i wanted to do is eat some 1.00

01:34:28.920 fucking snack mac nuts 0.99

01:34:31.000 ultimate bar mix nuts 0.99

01:34:36.520 just making it too easy at this point

01:34:39.080 nope

01:34:40.280 these are delicious

01:34:43.320 anyway it's great

01:34:46.280 listen

01:34:48.760 we are not looking at the nut problem

01:34:52.920 it doesn't matter anymore because it's 1.00

01:34:54.440 all burned to the fucking ground 1.00

01:34:55.720 anyway 1.00

01:34:57.640 so yeah exactly whatever

01:35:00.040 the price of almond milk is going to go

01:35:01.720 have your nuts and

01:35:03.320 be merry

01:35:03.880 no

01:35:06.360 it's a good time

01:35:08.280 i don't think my peanuts came from

01:35:12.040 california

01:35:13.660 maybe

01:35:14.360 california raisins

01:35:17.900 remember them

01:35:19.000 i mean maybe 0.99

01:35:21.000 well i would say right on the fucking package 0.99

01:35:22.840 that comes from quebec 1.00

01:35:24.460 my nuts

01:35:24.920 this mix

01:35:27.500 came from quebec

01:35:28.900 kebec nuts

01:35:31.100 anyway back to my previous comment

01:35:33.040 do you remember california raisins

01:35:34.280 yeah

01:35:36.580 do you know how much fun that was

01:35:37.840 i remember

01:35:39.640 i don't remember where they came

01:35:41.400 was it mcdonald's

01:35:42.400 maybe

01:35:42.900 but they had the little like figurines

01:35:45.380 really

01:35:48.400 and they had like bendy arms

01:35:50.040 they had those like white bendy rubber arms

01:35:52.700 that's how i remember them 0.99

01:35:54.500 i don't remember where the fuck they were from 0.95

01:35:56.700 like i i want to say it was mcdonald's 0.96

01:35:58.800 i vaguely remember that

01:36:00.400 yeah

01:36:01.140 like i think

01:36:01.720 i i want to say it was like a happy meal thing

01:36:04.580 yeah

01:36:05.240 um

01:36:06.000 yeah

01:36:06.540 but i don't

01:36:07.300 i don't quite remember

01:36:08.800 i just i just remember having

01:36:10.560 a whole bunch of them

01:36:11.960 yeah

01:36:13.360 yeah

01:36:15.800 that's awesome

01:36:17.940 well i know it's not grown in quebec

01:36:21.360 y'all

01:36:22.080 tribe wife is professing her love of nuts as well

01:36:26.060 y'all

01:36:26.800 i know that's not grown in quebec

01:36:29.920 just back 0.99

01:36:30.720 yeah stretch armstrong was fucking killer 0.96

01:36:32.900 i had one of those 0.98

01:36:34.720 that was a good time

01:36:36.020 fun

01:36:36.960 yeah happy meal things used to be

01:36:39.560 the

01:36:40.520 it used to be the fin

01:36:42.680 yeah i i think it was happy meal

01:36:47.740 i don't quite remember exactly

01:36:49.840 but i do remember having a whole bunch of them

01:36:51.900 we still got a whole bunch of old happy meal toys from back in the day

01:36:56.200 it was with michelle's

01:36:58.300 some of them are worth something

01:36:59.420 yeah i know but we got the fraggles 1.00

01:37:02.140 that you hit the fucking head 1.00

01:37:03.420 and the little carrot 1.00

01:37:04.420 fucking drives 0.99

01:37:05.120 the fraggles 0.99

01:37:05.880 i love the fraggles

01:37:08.160 good old fraggle rock

01:37:09.980 yeah

01:37:11.040 well when the nieces and nephews come over

01:37:12.800 the kids come over 0.98

01:37:13.440 we just i just got this big fucking milk crate full of toys 0.98

01:37:15.980 i just dump one on the floor to keep some busy 1.00

01:37:18.220 little fuckers stay busy for a while 1.00

01:37:19.860 and you know 1.00

01:37:21.520 down the fraggle rock

01:37:22.820 that's fine

01:37:23.420 down the fraggle rock

01:37:26.100 down the fraggle rock

01:37:27.920 all right 0.99

01:37:28.620 time for some random bullshit 1.00

01:37:31.320 oh 1.00

01:37:32.600 random bullshit 1.00

01:37:33.560 i saw it 0.99

01:37:34.260 yeah i saw it so you have to see it too 1.00

01:37:38.220 oh fuck 0.99

01:37:38.720 okay 0.99

01:37:39.820 this is something i imagine that

01:37:41.960 that rachel gilmore probably does often

01:37:44.620 do you want to come walk

01:37:47.200 it's like cars going back

01:37:56.660 come on eileen

01:38:00.720 oh i swear

01:38:02.040 at this moment

01:38:04.240 you'll make everything 1.00

01:38:07.000 what the fuck is wrong with that woman 1.00

01:38:10.760 i'm just assuming her name is eileen 0.99

01:38:13.540 can i just ask a question

01:38:16.000 sure

01:38:17.220 why is she walking down the street 1.00

01:38:19.280 with a face full of cum 1.00

01:38:20.200 i don't know 0.99

01:38:22.600 is this like an only fans thing 1.00

01:38:24.260 like is she just a whore 1.00

01:38:25.160 i i 1.00

01:38:25.720 i don't know

01:38:27.140 i just saw it

01:38:28.180 and i figured i'm gonna make her skate too 1.00

01:38:30.260 no she's the 1.00

01:38:31.760 she's the one that 1.00

01:38:32.480 she's the fucking cum dumpster 1.00

01:38:33.740 fucking broad 1.00

01:38:34.360 like the record and shit 1.00

01:38:35.820 i assume her name must be eileen 0.97

01:38:38.240 so

01:38:38.740 come on eileen

01:38:40.540 i thought she achieved a thousand guys

01:38:43.200 didn't she 0.99

01:38:43.600 like fucking three 0.99

01:38:44.480 no that's not the same chick 0.99

01:38:46.000 that's not the same chick 0.99

01:38:47.240 well i thought it was the same fucking broad 1.00

01:38:49.280 a lot of whores on the internet 1.00

01:38:51.720 chris 1.00

01:38:52.200 yeah

01:38:52.540 yeah

01:38:53.160 there's no shortage

01:38:54.540 no shortage 1.00

01:38:56.120 they're all whores 1.00

01:38:56.920 um 1.00

01:38:57.540 hey

01:38:58.100 i have so many questions

01:39:00.360 is this

01:39:01.140 is she really just walking down the street 1.00

01:39:03.220 covered in cum 0.99

01:39:04.060 yeah 0.90

01:39:05.320 yeah i guess

01:39:06.220 i mean that's

01:39:07.640 that's what she's doing there 1.00

01:39:08.920 right

01:39:09.720 i can play it again

01:39:17.920 no

01:39:18.460 strolling down the street

01:39:20.860 no no

01:39:21.600 i don't

01:39:21.840 i don't

01:39:22.840 no

01:39:23.280 i don't want to see it

01:39:24.060 i'm good

01:39:24.440 um

01:39:25.320 here i'll

01:39:29.120 i'll look up and see if there's like

01:39:31.340 is this like

01:39:32.420 something

01:39:34.000 but

01:39:35.100 i would hope it's not

01:39:36.380 i'm hoping this is just one 1.00

01:39:38.720 one slutty whore looking for attention 1.00

01:39:40.880 no it's the same broad 1.00

01:39:42.300 that fucking 1.00

01:39:42.760 that ran by a bunch of fucking dicks man 1.00

01:39:45.160 for a record 1.00

01:39:45.800 it's the same bitch 1.00

01:39:46.860 no it's not the same girl 1.00

01:39:48.960 all right

01:39:50.840 okay

01:39:51.560 that's the problem

01:39:52.680 we're done

01:39:53.340 um

01:39:55.560 a parent

01:39:56.680 oh jesus 1.00

01:39:57.680 i am fucking 0.97

01:39:58.700 why did i even put that into google 0.97

01:40:01.220 apparently there's a whole section on porn hub for this 0.99

01:40:06.660 yeah she did fuck a thousand guys 1.00

01:40:09.680 i thought i was 1.00

01:40:10.060 walking around in public

01:40:11.440 yeah 1.00

01:40:13.400 with cum on your face 1.00

01:40:15.180 yeah 1.00

01:40:15.840 yeah

01:40:16.020 cum walks 0.98

01:40:16.740 hey a little something right there

01:40:18.300 sorry

01:40:18.980 okay here we go

01:40:20.400 here we go

01:40:20.920 we're gonna go to reddit

01:40:21.820 okay

01:40:23.120 reddit's got us here

01:40:24.940 um

01:40:26.440 cum walks

01:40:27.180 are a thing

01:40:28.040 oh my god 0.96

01:40:29.180 if someone was to do a cum walk 0.99

01:40:31.360 on the street 0.97

01:40:32.040 and a child witnesses them

01:40:33.980 even for a second

01:40:34.980 that person

01:40:36.480 could then be charged

01:40:38.740 oh they're asking if they could be charged

01:40:41.140 as a sex offender 1.00

01:40:43.000 that's the stupidest fucking question 1.00

01:40:44.860 i have ever heard 1.00

01:40:46.520 but yeah apparently

01:40:49.500 it's a fetish 0.54

01:40:50.560 called cum walks 0.96

01:40:51.340 um

01:40:52.640 people usually walk around in public

01:40:54.380 with a facial 0.94

01:40:55.320 and they probably have a butt plug 0.93

01:40:57.000 in the same time 1.00

01:40:57.900 like jesus fucking christ man 1.00

01:40:59.240 what the fuck man 1.00

01:41:00.060 maybe 1.00

01:41:00.800 maybe

01:41:01.940 uh

01:41:03.480 but yeah they're like

01:41:04.380 my question is

01:41:05.300 if one was seen by a child

01:41:06.940 would that count as exposing themselves

01:41:08.980 to a minor

01:41:09.640 obviously not

01:41:10.720 i don't think the kid would know man

01:41:12.560 and hopefully not

01:41:13.180 yeah

01:41:13.400 i would hope not

01:41:14.780 anyway 1.00

01:41:15.160 what a fucking ridiculous thing 1.00

01:41:19.740 i like 1.00

01:41:20.800 i

01:41:21.000 i really just don't even understand it

01:41:25.860 at all

01:41:26.680 uh

01:41:28.060 it's narcissism

01:41:28.920 is it

01:41:31.260 is that narcissism

01:41:32.840 that's not narcissism

01:41:37.160 i there is no way

01:41:38.980 is that

01:41:39.660 that narcissism to me 0.99

01:41:41.020 letting somebody blow a load on your face 0.83

01:41:43.680 and then just going for a walk

01:41:45.020 yeah go for a walk

01:41:46.200 and

01:41:46.360 because

01:41:46.720 it's mental illness 0.72

01:41:47.700 maybe

01:41:48.380 go for a walk

01:41:49.100 okay they wouldn't just go for a walk

01:41:50.420 without being

01:41:51.040 having it being on tiktok

01:41:52.580 that's the narcissist

01:41:53.500 there has to be attention

01:41:55.420 drawn to them

01:41:56.340 that's why they do it for attention

01:41:57.520 that's the narcissist part

01:41:58.540 what

01:41:59.560 no

01:42:00.340 the ones doing it

01:42:01.800 the ones that actually do the video

01:42:04.080 and post it to tiktok

01:42:05.600 sure

01:42:06.100 maybe

01:42:06.600 but

01:42:07.160 this is basically saying

01:42:09.140 that some people just like doing it

01:42:10.940 and that's

01:42:12.460 i don't think people do that man

01:42:14.000 it's not a thing

01:42:14.560 it's the first time i've ever heard of it

01:42:15.780 it's not a thing

01:42:16.920 i don't know

01:42:17.760 it's not

01:42:18.420 i'm beginning

01:42:18.760 that

01:42:19.280 you know what

01:42:20.400 that sounds just like something

01:42:22.340 somebody who does it would say

01:42:23.920 as a

01:42:24.820 as the female in this group right now

01:42:28.560 um

01:42:29.140 i feel like

01:42:30.560 that's a lot

01:42:34.620 i don't know why

01:42:36.580 um

01:42:38.620 like why would you want to walk around like that

01:42:41.520 like it's not something that you want to do

01:42:43.600 like

01:42:44.000 you're

01:42:46.140 when that happens

01:42:47.340 it's not like

01:42:48.120 yeah i'm just gonna go for a little

01:42:50.120 like leisurely stroll

01:42:51.640 i'm just gonna go grab my mail 0.99

01:42:53.020 while you have cum dripping up 1.00

01:42:54.280 down your face 1.00

01:42:55.020 the fuck 1.00

01:42:56.780 well i mean 1.00

01:42:57.240 no

01:42:57.640 like i think it's not

01:42:59.000 um

01:43:00.740 maybe

01:43:02.120 i feel like she should get some therapy

01:43:04.160 maybe get a hug

01:43:05.220 and deal with whatever

01:43:06.880 issues

01:43:08.060 find her dad

01:43:08.780 she may have had 0.53

01:43:10.200 from her past

01:43:11.280 yeah

01:43:11.800 yeah i gotta get her dad

01:43:13.180 allowing her to

01:43:15.720 walk around in public 1.00

01:43:17.080 with cum dripping off of her face 1.00

01:43:18.860 like that's even 0.99

01:43:19.800 mildly appropriate

01:43:20.900 obviously

01:43:22.080 i think

01:43:22.460 get money

01:43:23.280 but like

01:43:24.520 if that's what you have to do

01:43:26.880 to make money

01:43:28.240 it's not a soul

01:43:29.520 i don't understand

01:43:30.300 how you're gonna make money off

01:43:31.620 like

01:43:31.880 who is actually

01:43:33.300 like

01:43:34.160 i don't even want to know 1.00

01:43:35.680 who's paying for that shit 1.00

01:43:36.540 but like 1.00

01:43:36.800 do you not

01:43:37.240 mostly

01:43:38.240 mostly white american men

01:43:40.000 unfortunately

01:43:40.800 yeah

01:43:42.340 i don't know man

01:43:43.180 that's the only fan stats anyway

01:43:46.820 it's mostly white

01:43:47.560 yeah

01:43:47.940 no the jeats are pretty hardcore

01:43:49.440 pretty hardcore

01:43:51.020 like

01:43:52.740 they don't have money

01:43:54.060 they don't have the money

01:43:55.320 most

01:43:55.580 most guys that spend the money

01:43:56.980 on the only fans broads

01:43:58.240 a lot of them have money

01:44:00.020 um

01:44:00.960 the students that come over

01:44:02.680 have to have money

01:44:03.620 they're not allowed over

01:44:05.260 if they don't

01:44:06.580 yeah

01:44:06.880 so they got money

01:44:09.040 trust me

01:44:09.920 jesus christ man

01:44:11.080 if you want

01:44:12.280 and they do use it 1.00

01:44:13.640 if you want to be a whore in private 1.00

01:44:16.420 be a whore in private 1.00

01:44:17.440 find a man 1.00

01:44:18.100 and be a whore in private 1.00

01:44:18.980 just like multiple people 1.00

01:44:20.120 have said in the chat

01:44:21.100 listen

01:44:21.920 i don't judge what people do

01:44:23.440 in the privacy of their own home 1.00

01:44:24.940 you fucking do you 1.00

01:44:26.320 i'm not saying what i do 1.00

01:44:27.800 and what i don't do

01:44:28.600 it's no one's business

01:44:29.500 unless

01:44:29.800 you don't

01:44:30.120 you don't kiss and tell

01:44:31.320 you don't kiss and tell

01:44:32.080 what happens behind your bedroom

01:44:33.140 listen

01:44:33.660 but i don't

01:44:35.300 at no point

01:44:36.700 am i gonna be like

01:44:37.900 nah

01:44:38.540 i'm just gonna take a walk

01:44:39.780 to the um

01:44:40.780 grab the mail

01:44:41.840 while anything

01:44:43.340 is even happening

01:44:44.300 in any of the places

01:44:45.120 like holy moly

01:44:46.500 come on

01:44:47.140 go to the store

01:44:47.700 and get smokes 1.00

01:44:48.660 covered in fucking 1.00

01:44:50.920 bro 1.00

01:44:52.200 that is

01:44:53.240 so inappropriate

01:44:54.700 like if i saw

01:44:55.800 a girl like that 0.99

01:44:56.780 doing that

01:44:57.540 i would be like

01:44:58.280 are you okay

01:45:00.140 like i would cover her up

01:45:02.060 with a jacket

01:45:02.740 call 911

01:45:04.080 and be like

01:45:04.680 someone needs to put her 1.00

01:45:05.720 on a psych hold

01:45:06.700 she thinks it's okay

01:45:08.280 to walk in public

01:45:09.220 with bodily fluid

01:45:10.880 all over her face 0.73

01:45:12.640 no one in their right mind

01:45:14.780 thinks that that's real

01:45:16.040 yeah

01:45:16.980 see

01:45:18.520 this is the thing

01:45:20.360 i don't

01:45:21.080 banhad says she doesn't

01:45:22.340 believe it's real

01:45:22.860 it might not be

01:45:23.800 but i mean

01:45:25.500 the worst part is though

01:45:26.660 is that

01:45:27.520 i mean there are

01:45:28.360 people degenerate enough

01:45:29.820 that might actually

01:45:31.200 do it though

01:45:31.880 right

01:45:33.480 and that's the thing

01:45:34.500 like these

01:45:34.860 no but this

01:45:35.420 this phillips chick 1.00

01:45:36.540 that fucking 1.00

01:45:37.040 that 1.00

01:45:37.540 this whore over there 1.00

01:45:38.940 in england 1.00

01:45:39.320 where the fuck she's from 1.00

01:45:40.200 um 1.00

01:45:41.400 young girls

01:45:42.960 are watching her

01:45:44.060 and young men

01:45:45.140 are getting

01:45:45.560 you know

01:45:46.040 their girlfriends

01:45:46.540 oh you seen this

01:45:47.300 like there's young people 0.55

01:45:48.600 like people

01:45:49.080 there's adults 1.00

01:45:49.860 that are fucking stupid 1.00

01:45:50.680 there's people twice my age 1.00

01:45:51.600 that are fucking dumb 1.00

01:45:52.180 as a fucking stump 1.00

01:45:52.740 but young kids 1.00

01:45:53.980 are very very impressionable man 1.00

01:45:55.400 and they're fucking 1.00

01:45:56.300 seeing this shit 1.00

01:45:57.180 like this is 1.00

01:45:58.400 this is why they burned

01:45:59.240 all the books in germany man

01:46:00.420 that weimar republican

01:46:01.300 i need that again

01:46:02.480 let's bring that back

01:46:03.620 let's bring that back

01:46:04.640 right

01:46:07.080 that's the only thing

01:46:08.220 you can say about

01:46:08.920 any of this 1.00

01:46:09.660 fucking jew 1.00

01:46:10.700 that's it 1.00

01:46:11.540 that's it man 1.00

01:46:12.240 let's back fucking 0.99

01:46:13.520 let's get rid of this 1.00

01:46:14.480 degeneracy bullshit man 1.00

01:46:15.820 i'm fucking tired of it man 1.00

01:46:17.000 it's fucking stock 1.00

01:46:17.980 well it like 0.99

01:46:18.640 i don't know

01:46:20.000 it's funny too

01:46:20.700 right

01:46:21.020 because like

01:46:22.760 i i'm certainly one

01:46:24.640 who likes to

01:46:25.540 you know

01:46:25.800 have a little bit of a

01:46:26.900 degenerate humor

01:46:29.080 or you know

01:46:30.120 absolutely man

01:46:30.900 it's not all humor

01:46:31.900 it's not all humor

01:46:32.600 aspects that

01:46:33.520 you know

01:46:34.220 but there's a line

01:46:35.840 yeah

01:46:37.380 right

01:46:38.520 like there's

01:46:39.340 there's a

01:46:40.160 there's a moment

01:46:41.920 where it's like

01:46:42.920 okay

01:46:43.460 yeah

01:46:44.320 right

01:46:45.080 because

01:46:45.220 maybe 1.00

01:46:45.760 these shits are 1.00

01:46:46.380 certain trends 1.00

01:46:47.200 and young

01:46:47.740 young impressionable

01:46:48.720 youth are gonna do

01:46:49.400 young impressionable 1.00

01:46:50.220 stupid shit 1.00

01:46:50.940 like tide pod challenge 1.00

01:46:52.480 for fuck's sake 0.96

01:46:53.060 like just for a small 0.97

01:46:54.040 example

01:46:54.460 they're gonna see this 1.00

01:46:55.720 shit 1.00

01:46:55.980 and they're gonna think 1.00

01:46:56.980 it's hilarious

01:46:57.460 i i for one

01:46:58.420 i support the tide pod

01:47:02.260 challenge

01:47:02.820 i support the tide pod

01:47:05.220 challenge though

01:47:05.880 because the way i see

01:47:07.240 it is 1.00

01:47:07.740 if you are fucking 1.00

01:47:09.120 dumb enough to think 1.00

01:47:10.060 that you can actually 1.00

01:47:10.800 eat it

01:47:11.180 please go ahead

01:47:12.200 and do it

01:47:13.200 because

01:47:13.580 we need to eliminate 0.90

01:47:14.920 your genes 0.94

01:47:15.740 out of the gene pool

01:47:16.860 you want

01:47:18.080 you want to get a rise

01:47:18.820 out of people man

01:47:19.580 do the goldfish

01:47:20.420 in front of the girls

01:47:21.100 it's a party hit

01:47:22.000 every time man

01:47:22.620 especially if you're

01:47:23.100 at a wedding

01:47:23.440 and they give you 1.00

01:47:23.840 fucking japanese 1.00

01:47:24.520 fighting fish 1.00

01:47:25.080 you're in a bowl

01:47:25.840 and table

01:47:26.400 eat one

01:47:27.160 it's hilarious

01:47:28.400 the reactions

01:47:29.200 from people

01:47:29.680 but don't need

01:47:31.220 a tide pod

01:47:31.840 don't spread 0.98

01:47:32.620 cum on your face 1.00

01:47:33.700 don't go out

01:47:34.340 in your pajamas 1.00

01:47:34.940 and shit 1.00

01:47:35.440 go to the grocery 1.00

01:47:36.300 store in your pajamas 1.00

01:47:37.120 and fuck off man 1.00

01:47:38.280 fucking walmart 1.00

01:47:39.960 people just look up 1.00

01:47:40.700 walmart

01:47:41.140 you want to see

01:47:42.160 the downgrade

01:47:42.960 of our society

01:47:43.660 look up walmart

01:47:44.720 videos man 0.99

01:47:45.340 it's every fucking 0.99

01:47:46.180 day here in hamilton 1.00

01:47:46.980 fuck it's hilarious 0.99

01:47:47.820 i go for the 0.99

01:47:48.880 entertainment 1.00

01:47:49.280 i swear to fuck 1.00

01:47:50.080 yeah 1.00

01:47:51.240 i imagine

01:47:51.860 i imagine they'd be

01:47:52.840 similar to this one

01:47:53.860 transphobic pieces 1.00

01:47:55.280 you ugly fucking 1.00

01:47:56.600 bug looking ass bitch 1.00

01:47:57.960 you fucking dinosaur 1.00

01:47:59.340 what the fuck 1.00

01:48:01.780 bitch why you 1.00

01:48:02.360 built like that 1.00

01:48:03.100 you ugly bitch 1.00

01:48:04.060 what the fuck 1.00

01:48:05.840 is that 1.00

01:48:06.540 what the fuck 0.99

01:48:07.840 is that 1.00

01:48:08.560 oh my god 1.00

01:48:10.120 it has a dick 1.00

01:48:11.640 dressed as a bitch 1.00

01:48:12.820 what the fuck 1.00

01:48:14.220 shut your bitch 1.00

01:48:16.060 ass 1.00

01:48:16.460 i die 0.99

01:48:20.460 i die 1.00

01:48:21.100 as soon as he's 1.00

01:48:21.820 like what the fuck 0.99

01:48:22.840 is that 1.00

01:48:23.560 bug ass 1.00

01:48:25.180 looking bitch 1.00

01:48:25.820 she was weird 1.00

01:48:29.300 looking

01:48:29.720 she'd probably 0.88

01:48:31.080 pass for like a

01:48:31.900 six if she had

01:48:32.600 long hair

01:48:33.260 and it was

01:48:34.240 more effeminate

01:48:34.960 she'd probably 0.88

01:48:35.600 be all right

01:48:36.080 man you know

01:48:36.720 merry material 1.00

01:48:37.420 fuck but no 1.00

01:48:38.340 what are you 1.00

01:48:38.880 saying that you

01:48:39.800 want to eat the

01:48:40.320 bugs

01:48:40.660 no

01:48:41.800 no

01:48:43.160 depends

01:48:45.560 on how cute

01:48:46.760 she is

01:48:47.160 you know

01:48:47.760 jesus christ

01:48:50.380 and if she's

01:48:53.500 jabbed no

01:48:54.020 then there's

01:48:54.340 no eating the

01:48:54.820 bugs

01:48:55.100 yeah i guess

01:48:57.380 not

01:48:57.600 anyway

01:48:58.760 that's some

01:49:00.020 pretty serious

01:49:00.880 degeneracy

01:49:01.600 yeah

01:49:03.620 well it's

01:49:04.860 everywhere

01:49:05.260 it's everywhere 1.00

01:49:06.300 it's fucked 0.99

01:49:07.120 well i mean 0.99

01:49:08.860 humans have

01:49:09.260 been having 0.99

01:49:09.520 sex man 1.00

01:49:10.180 like you 0.99

01:49:11.360 can talk

01:49:11.700 about sex

01:49:12.320 and joke

01:49:12.760 around and 0.99

01:49:13.200 shit but 1.00

01:49:13.600 wearing cum 1.00

01:49:14.580 on your 1.00

01:49:14.840 face and

01:49:15.460 doing all

01:49:15.800 this banging

01:49:16.440 thousand dudes 1.00

01:49:17.300 and shit 1.00

01:49:17.680 for the world 1.00

01:49:18.480 to see

01:49:18.860 that's like 1.00

01:49:20.220 fuck off 1.00

01:49:21.060 man 1.00

01:49:21.340 well and

01:49:21.920 actually

01:49:22.140 there's no

01:49:23.520 there's no

01:49:24.080 line anymore

01:49:24.640 there's like

01:49:25.360 across the

01:49:26.160 line

01:49:26.440 there's another

01:49:27.720 chick actually 1.00

01:49:28.500 that like

01:49:29.060 yeah there's

01:49:32.860 another chick 1.00

01:49:33.400 though that

01:49:33.780 i'm pretty

01:49:34.200 sure beat

01:49:34.680 that first

01:49:35.240 chick's record

01:49:35.840 because i

01:49:37.180 think hers

01:49:37.640 was like a

01:49:38.340 thousand and

01:49:39.080 some in 12

01:49:40.020 hours which

01:49:41.480 the only thing

01:49:42.180 i can think

01:49:42.760 of is

01:49:43.580 holy premature 0.62

01:49:44.580 ejaculation 0.86

01:49:45.440 what does the 0.86

01:49:47.980 guy have to 0.99

01:49:48.420 ejaculate 0.99

01:49:49.040 jesus not like i 0.98

01:49:50.820 really care but 1.00

01:49:51.540 for fuck's 0.97

01:49:52.060 sakes man i 0.99

01:49:53.140 thought i was

01:49:53.380 just being

01:49:53.680 penetrated

01:49:54.280 what

01:49:54.980 i mean i

01:49:57.120 would

01:49:57.340 okay

01:49:59.040 okay okay

01:50:00.020 okay okay

01:50:00.640 okay let

01:50:00.920 me okay

01:50:01.680 let me

01:50:01.980 unpack that

01:50:02.560 i don't

01:50:02.840 want to know

01:50:03.220 the details

01:50:03.720 or the

01:50:04.260 rules

01:50:04.600 hold on

01:50:05.780 hold on

01:50:07.960 hold on

01:50:08.260 let me unpack

01:50:08.840 that for a

01:50:09.360 second okay

01:50:10.020 because

01:50:11.080 i'm thinking

01:50:13.400 at this point

01:50:14.180 it's already

01:50:15.740 bad enough that

01:50:16.660 dudes would sign

01:50:17.500 up to do

01:50:18.100 this right

01:50:19.320 but could you

01:50:21.640 imagine how

01:50:22.360 bad it would

01:50:22.840 be if you

01:50:23.340 signed up to

01:50:24.120 literally just

01:50:24.920 dip it in

01:50:25.500 once and

01:50:26.080 go

01:50:26.360 a couple

01:50:27.920 strokes

01:50:28.340 hey i

01:50:29.600 was here

01:50:30.040 we'll just

01:50:31.780 sign your

01:50:32.100 name

01:50:32.280 there

01:50:33.660 right 1.00

01:50:34.020 fucking 1.00

01:50:34.420 jesus man 1.00

01:50:38.040 oh my god

01:50:39.020 that's brutal

01:50:40.320 no man

01:50:44.700 that's why

01:50:45.620 just why

01:50:46.280 i guess

01:50:46.620 because you

01:50:46.920 can't

01:50:47.260 right

01:50:47.420 i don't

01:50:48.540 want to

01:50:48.840 know

01:50:49.020 i guess

01:50:49.300 i kind of

01:50:49.900 want to

01:50:50.240 know but

01:50:50.780 i don't

01:50:52.140 though

01:50:52.480 tom no

01:50:55.060 double

01:50:55.620 dipping

01:50:55.980 but why

01:50:57.060 did

01:50:57.380 was it

01:51:02.120 for

01:51:02.520 was it

01:51:05.400 were they

01:51:06.040 actually doing

01:51:06.700 that inside

01:51:07.480 right

01:51:09.840 what do you

01:51:10.480 mean

01:51:10.740 or did they

01:51:11.740 all have to

01:51:12.100 wear a condom

01:51:12.580 i'm assuming

01:51:12.920 they all

01:51:13.180 had to wear

01:51:13.400 a condom

01:51:13.800 well i 0.99

01:51:14.760 would fucking 0.99

01:51:15.340 hope so 0.99

01:51:16.060 so they

01:51:16.740 so she

01:51:19.780 was just

01:51:20.440 she just 0.65

01:51:22.720 allowed that

01:51:23.100 many people

01:51:23.540 to just 1.00

01:51:23.920 fuck her 1.00

01:51:24.540 yep 1.00

01:51:25.260 yeah

01:51:25.580 yeah

01:51:26.580 like you're

01:51:27.400 asking for

01:51:28.020 something

01:51:28.520 right

01:51:29.820 like that's a

01:51:30.940 lot of uh

01:51:32.060 bodily

01:51:32.820 it's a very

01:51:33.460 baffling thing

01:51:34.620 it's a lot of

01:51:35.240 bodily fluids

01:51:35.920 that's going in

01:51:36.660 there that

01:51:37.000 contain different

01:51:37.820 things

01:51:38.380 like uh

01:51:41.020 some people

01:51:42.280 have a higher

01:51:42.740 ph than

01:51:43.320 others

01:51:43.700 you're asking 1.00

01:51:46.520 for fucking 1.00

01:51:47.140 trouble man 1.00

01:51:47.880 it's like

01:51:48.540 stop

01:51:49.200 could you

01:51:51.360 imagine being

01:51:51.980 the last

01:51:52.660 guy though

01:51:53.420 sitting in

01:51:54.560 the green

01:51:54.960 room with

01:51:55.440 everybody else

01:51:56.340 waiting your

01:51:57.320 turn

01:51:57.700 and his

01:51:58.300 girlfriend's

01:51:58.840 right there

01:51:59.160 next to him

01:51:59.620 go honey

01:52:00.080 go and

01:52:00.660 she's cheering

01:52:01.120 him on

01:52:01.540 because it's

01:52:02.640 cool it's

01:52:03.200 the thing i

01:52:03.740 can't believe

01:52:04.140 you're one of

01:52:04.540 a thousand

01:52:04.940 you're the

01:52:05.300 last one

01:52:05.900 at all

01:52:06.940 famous

01:52:07.800 it is nowhere

01:52:08.740 near cool

01:52:09.740 no

01:52:10.640 apparently a lot

01:52:11.760 of them are

01:52:12.040 middle eastern

01:52:12.500 guys too

01:52:13.020 surprise surprise

01:52:13.800 but that would

01:52:15.340 not shock me

01:52:16.380 at all

01:52:16.880 that's like

01:52:18.020 uh yeah that

01:52:20.160 really wouldn't

01:52:20.800 shock me

01:52:21.500 sarah just went 1.00

01:52:22.220 to fucking 0.99

01:52:22.580 trouble 0.99

01:52:22.880 yeah probably

01:52:24.400 well i mean

01:52:25.300 yeah right 1.00

01:52:26.480 guys are fucked 1.00

01:52:28.540 it's fucked 1.00

01:52:29.420 is what it is 0.99

01:52:30.720 but people 1.00

01:52:31.280 are fucked 0.99

01:52:32.320 now 1.00

01:52:32.640 it's gotten 0.90

01:52:33.680 so ridiculous 0.87

01:52:34.980 on the internet 0.91

01:52:35.860 between trying

01:52:38.120 to figure out

01:52:38.620 what's real

01:52:39.120 and what's

01:52:39.500 not as

01:52:40.120 well that's

01:52:40.720 another aspect

01:52:41.340 but i don't

01:52:43.260 see the same

01:52:43.760 because i still

01:52:44.200 i still feel

01:52:45.060 the the chick 0.99

01:52:46.260 that says that

01:52:46.840 she did like

01:52:47.360 a thousand and

01:52:47.980 twelve i feel

01:52:48.780 like that has

01:52:49.420 to be a lie

01:52:50.180 no i think

01:52:53.240 they documented

01:52:53.840 it she had

01:52:54.440 three breaks

01:52:55.360 of like three

01:52:55.920 minutes or

01:52:56.340 something no

01:52:56.900 you're no

01:52:57.500 you're again

01:52:58.600 you're not

01:52:59.060 talking about

01:52:59.640 the right one

01:53:00.380 you're talking

01:53:01.920 about the girl

01:53:02.520 you're talking

01:53:03.240 about the girl

01:53:03.740 who did

01:53:04.180 quiet

01:53:05.500 you're talking

01:53:06.720 about the girl

01:53:07.200 who did a hundred

01:53:07.980 guys i'm talking

01:53:08.960 about the one

01:53:09.420 that did a thousand

01:53:10.200 i thought that

01:53:11.040 was her next gig

01:53:11.800 was she's supposed

01:53:12.560 to do a thousand

01:53:13.260 next that's why

01:53:13.920 i thought it was

01:53:14.280 the same

01:53:14.480 broad

01:53:14.720 well she was

01:53:15.480 planning on that

01:53:16.340 next but this

01:53:16.940 one did it

01:53:17.380 in 12 hours

01:53:18.140 and i'm pretty

01:53:18.600 sure they're

01:53:18.940 different different

01:53:19.920 girls but 0.97

01:53:20.900 they look 1.00

01:53:21.500 fucking identical 1.00

01:53:22.280 they look 1.00

01:53:24.260 identical they

01:53:24.960 don't both have 1.00

01:53:25.340 that same stupid 1.00

01:53:26.040 fucking moon 1.00

01:53:26.640 looking face 1.00

01:53:27.300 and beak 1.00

01:53:28.060 and shit 1.00

01:53:28.460 maybe i don't 0.99

01:53:29.380 know but

01:53:29.900 i don't know

01:53:31.380 it's yeah i

01:53:32.800 don't know

01:53:34.300 chucky with

01:53:37.720 a super

01:53:39.180 chat we

01:53:39.720 were witnessing

01:53:40.180 sarah lose

01:53:40.840 faith in

01:53:41.440 humanity

01:53:41.880 well i think

01:53:42.440 she's already 0.99

01:53:42.980 done that

01:53:43.500 really

01:53:43.760 i think we

01:53:46.020 all have

01:53:46.800 really like

01:53:48.080 how much

01:53:48.780 faith do we

01:53:49.560 really have

01:53:50.200 left

01:53:50.540 there's no

01:53:51.960 amount of

01:53:52.320 weed or

01:53:52.900 beer

01:53:53.220 i don't even

01:53:55.060 know

01:53:55.460 dropping dollars

01:53:56.440 to the nut

01:53:57.100 fund

01:53:57.560 but seriously

01:54:04.680 i can't

01:54:06.280 okay

01:54:06.860 listen 1.00

01:54:07.720 fuck 1.00

01:54:09.480 there are 1.00

01:54:10.300 so many

01:54:10.860 reasons why

01:54:12.160 different girls

01:54:13.300 one that did

01:54:14.640 a hundred

01:54:14.980 wants to do

01:54:15.680 that okay

01:54:16.120 listen there's

01:54:17.140 so many reasons

01:54:17.780 why i am not

01:54:18.700 upset about having

01:54:19.760 breaks from the

01:54:20.400 internet like the

01:54:21.280 last couple weeks

01:54:21.940 as we know i

01:54:22.480 haven't had access

01:54:23.180 to the internet 0.98

01:54:23.720 i'm not fucking

01:54:24.420 mad about it 0.67

01:54:25.080 i'm not

01:54:25.800 mad

01:54:26.900 now that i

01:54:28.860 have access

01:54:29.560 again

01:54:30.040 why is this

01:54:32.800 what i missed

01:54:34.460 like how is

01:54:36.820 this this is

01:54:38.060 how degenerate

01:54:39.340 society has

01:54:40.380 gotten that

01:54:41.460 this is the

01:54:42.580 top news

01:54:43.460 like it

01:54:44.540 was that

01:54:45.560 some girl 1.00

01:54:47.020 fucked a 1.00

01:54:47.820 thousand dudes 0.99

01:54:48.880 in a specific

01:54:50.020 period of time

01:54:51.040 i'm going to

01:54:51.420 assume it was

01:54:51.880 a short

01:54:52.180 period of

01:54:52.680 time

01:54:52.900 yeah i'm

01:54:54.380 pretty sure

01:54:54.780 that one was

01:54:55.260 12 hours

01:54:55.900 i'm gonna

01:54:56.980 i'm gonna look

01:54:57.600 it up

01:54:57.940 i think it was

01:54:58.660 three minutes

01:54:59.240 a dude

01:54:59.580 something like

01:55:00.860 that they had

01:55:01.960 three and a half

01:55:02.400 minutes or something

01:55:02.940 like that to go

01:55:03.640 and or do

01:55:04.360 whatever oh man

01:55:05.340 yeah again you

01:55:07.340 are talking

01:55:08.060 specifically about

01:55:09.040 the girl with

01:55:09.740 100 okay i got 1.00

01:55:11.080 them all fucked 0.99

01:55:11.540 up i don't care 1.00

01:55:12.160 it doesn't matter 1.00

01:55:12.640 they both fucking 1.00

01:55:13.240 suck and fuck 1.00

01:55:14.420 and apparently 1.00

01:55:15.120 they're like 1.00

01:55:15.920 fuck more than 1.00

01:55:16.620 suck yes i 1.00

01:55:17.540 don't know 0.98

01:55:17.840 i just feel

01:55:18.580 like this

01:55:18.960 is just

01:55:19.400 guys

01:55:20.140 is this

01:55:21.260 act

01:55:21.680 actually

01:55:22.660 is this

01:55:23.260 actually

01:55:24.180 what is

01:55:25.040 legitimately

01:55:25.720 in the news

01:55:26.520 like can't

01:55:27.400 is jesus christ

01:55:28.820 okay

01:55:29.240 okay

01:55:29.840 okay

01:55:31.800 okay

01:55:32.580 okay

01:55:32.920 same subject

01:55:34.040 only fans

01:55:35.600 bonnie blue

01:55:36.880 says she broke

01:55:38.480 record having 0.56

01:55:40.080 sex with over 0.75

01:55:41.000 a thousand men 0.96

01:55:41.740 in 12 hours

01:55:43.100 only fan

01:55:44.040 bonnie blue

01:55:44.720 shares she

01:55:45.680 broke a record

01:55:46.440 after sleeping

01:55:47.060 with 1057 men

01:55:50.040 in 12 hours

01:55:51.600 and was feeling

01:55:52.800 fine after the

01:55:53.840 encounter saying

01:55:54.860 just feels like

01:55:56.300 i've had a heavy

01:55:57.260 day in the

01:55:57.840 bedroom 1.00

01:55:58.300 what the fuck 1.00

01:56:01.920 yeah well she 1.00

01:56:03.020 has to sit there

01:56:03.820 right

01:56:04.280 like uh

01:56:05.560 like uh

01:56:06.600 like uh

01:56:07.600 like uh

01:56:08.600 that has to be

01:56:09.720 just fake

01:56:10.300 right

01:56:10.680 i think that's

01:56:11.640 just fake

01:56:12.200 dude couldn't 1.00

01:56:13.060 fuck a thousand 1.00

01:56:13.680 girls because uh 1.00

01:56:14.880 the dude has to

01:56:15.480 do all the 1.00

01:56:15.820 fucking work 1.00

01:56:16.320 it's called 1.00

01:56:16.660 exercise

01:56:17.200 the girl has

01:56:18.000 to sit there

01:56:18.320 well and there's

01:56:18.580 also a wait

01:56:19.260 time after you

01:56:20.220 you know

01:56:21.200 right last one 1.00

01:56:22.140 yeah fucking 0.98

01:56:22.880 right 0.99

01:56:23.080 you gotta

01:56:23.600 recharge

01:56:24.140 right

01:56:25.080 i'm gonna

01:56:30.140 math this for a

01:56:31.220 second here

01:56:31.820 let's let's

01:56:32.600 math this okay

01:56:33.600 so what she

01:56:34.160 said 12 hours

01:56:35.080 right 12 hours

01:56:35.960 1057 divided

01:56:38.640 by 12

01:56:39.420 no there's no 0.98

01:56:41.180 fucking way 0.95

01:56:41.700 that's a lot 1.00

01:56:42.280 that's a bullshit 1.00

01:56:43.960 fucking lie 1.00

01:56:44.980 well like i said 1.00

01:56:49.540 she has three

01:56:50.380 88 dudes

01:56:51.260 an hour

01:56:51.740 maybe they're

01:56:53.160 counting all

01:56:53.680 three spots

01:56:54.400 right

01:56:54.700 just saying

01:56:56.040 like it sounds

01:56:56.820 like she's 0.64

01:56:57.400 speeding at

01:56:58.300 88 dudes

01:56:59.020 an hour

01:56:59.480 yeah

01:57:00.600 like a stunt

01:57:02.380 racing charge

01:57:03.140 or something

01:57:03.560 three minutes

01:57:04.300 each i think

01:57:04.820 it was something

01:57:05.180 like that

01:57:05.580 they broke it

01:57:06.660 down how they

01:57:07.180 did it

01:57:07.520 let's see

01:57:08.040 88 divided

01:57:09.380 by 60

01:57:09.980 so each guy

01:57:11.540 is allowed to

01:57:12.100 last 1.4

01:57:13.260 minutes

01:57:13.700 so you're just

01:57:16.300 in and out

01:57:16.880 you got a

01:57:19.040 minute bud

01:57:19.520 minute to win

01:57:21.180 it

01:57:21.700 yeah

01:57:22.060 you're in

01:57:22.580 you're out

01:57:22.940 kid

01:57:23.240 that is 0.99

01:57:26.380 un-fucking 0.98

01:57:26.980 real 0.98

01:57:27.400 yeah

01:57:28.180 i can't even

01:57:31.600 like i don't

01:57:32.140 even have

01:57:32.520 anything to

01:57:33.020 say

01:57:33.440 legitimately

01:57:40.760 i feel

01:57:42.380 sorry for

01:57:43.220 her

01:57:43.540 and i feel

01:57:44.720 so sorry

01:57:45.840 for women

01:57:47.100 of this

01:57:48.000 generation

01:57:48.560 like i just

01:57:49.760 feel so

01:57:50.540 sorry that

01:57:51.260 that those

01:57:51.840 are your

01:57:52.140 role models

01:57:53.060 yeah

01:57:54.240 like

01:57:54.980 oh my god

01:57:57.500 i can't

01:57:59.620 in in terms

01:58:01.220 of the

01:58:01.960 thousand one

01:58:03.140 i don't i

01:58:04.100 don't believe

01:58:04.560 there's video

01:58:05.280 this is why

01:58:06.920 i'm questioning

01:58:07.580 its legitimacy

01:58:08.540 no this

01:58:09.860 sounds like

01:58:10.700 it's just she 0.86

01:58:11.240 heard about

01:58:11.700 the chick 1.00

01:58:12.100 did a hundred

01:58:12.700 and she's

01:58:13.180 like well i

01:58:13.680 did a thousand

01:58:14.420 and twelve

01:58:14.960 hours

01:58:15.620 yeah

01:58:16.200 okay two

01:58:17.600 things were

01:58:18.520 that

01:58:18.920 john

01:58:20.020 number one

01:58:21.380 you sound

01:58:22.160 like an 1.00

01:58:22.520 asshole 1.00

01:58:22.980 that says 0.99

01:58:23.620 if there's

01:58:23.920 no video

01:58:24.460 was it

01:58:25.080 like did

01:58:25.520 it happen

01:58:26.000 which no

01:58:27.760 and number

01:58:28.660 two

01:58:29.020 picture it

01:58:29.480 didn't happen

01:58:30.020 yeah

01:58:31.240 and number

01:58:32.800 two

01:58:33.320 um

01:58:34.060 even

01:58:35.880 no

01:58:36.900 none of

01:58:37.480 that

01:58:37.680 no

01:58:37.960 no

01:58:38.580 what the 1.00

01:58:38.920 fuck 1.00

01:58:39.140 oh my god 1.00

01:58:40.140 like there's

01:58:41.300 so many

01:58:41.800 i have so

01:58:42.640 many questions

01:58:43.460 but

01:58:44.280 honestly

01:58:45.760 my biggest

01:58:47.780 question is

01:58:48.520 like is

01:58:49.240 nobody

01:58:49.880 even thinking

01:58:51.200 about how

01:58:52.180 like how

01:58:53.820 we're so

01:58:55.160 society is

01:58:56.580 so gone

01:58:57.560 y'all

01:58:58.560 like this

01:58:59.880 is what

01:59:00.280 people are

01:59:00.880 talking about

01:59:01.580 this is what

01:59:02.100 people are

01:59:02.500 doing

01:59:02.780 this is what

01:59:03.440 people are

01:59:03.940 doing

01:59:04.580 this is what

01:59:05.800 women are 1.00

01:59:06.340 doing to get

01:59:07.060 recognized

01:59:07.640 you used to do

01:59:08.920 something like

01:59:09.620 try to win

01:59:10.780 a Nobel Prize

01:59:12.540 or something

01:59:13.180 like you used to

01:59:14.080 try to be like

01:59:14.660 oh i'm gonna go

01:59:15.400 and be the youngest

01:59:16.000 person to get my

01:59:16.660 PhD

01:59:17.100 or you

01:59:18.320 know

01:59:18.640 now it's

01:59:21.180 or he beat

01:59:21.640 some dude's

01:59:22.260 record in

01:59:22.740 something it's 0.99

01:59:23.240 like fucking 1.00

01:59:23.760 fuck yeah 1.00

01:59:24.400 because 1.00

01:59:24.580 that guy

01:59:25.360 had that

01:59:25.660 forever

01:59:26.940 legit chick

01:59:29.560 not some

01:59:30.020 well they're

01:59:30.480 breaking records 1.00

01:59:31.300 in fucking 1.00

01:59:31.780 oh wow 1.00

01:59:33.960 that's

01:59:34.960 no because

01:59:35.800 women are 1.00

01:59:36.380 women can 1.00

01:59:37.540 fucking 1.00

01:59:37.740 all the other 0.99

01:59:38.640 records have

01:59:39.180 been set

01:59:39.680 they can 0.70

01:59:40.440 shoot 1.00

01:59:40.820 women are 1.00

01:59:41.320 really good 1.00

01:59:41.700 at fucking 1.00

01:59:42.020 shooting too 1.00

01:59:42.660 man

01:59:42.920 women have 0.95

01:59:43.640 broken a lot 1.00

01:59:44.120 of fucking 1.00

01:59:44.440 shooting records 1.00

01:59:46.200 and shit 0.99

01:59:46.660 there's lots 1.00

01:59:48.100 of shit 1.00

01:59:48.400 women are 1.00

01:59:48.760 fucking good 1.00

01:59:49.220 at man 0.99

01:59:49.640 like

01:59:49.900 besides that

01:59:51.700 i just can't

01:59:52.220 believe sarah

01:59:52.820 is against

01:59:53.220 women's

01:59:53.680 empowerment

01:59:54.140 i'm

01:59:56.840 yeah

01:59:57.800 i'm also

01:59:59.360 empowering women

02:00:00.460 to stay at

02:00:01.860 home have

02:00:02.780 families raise

02:00:04.060 their children

02:00:04.820 be homemakers 0.51

02:00:06.240 that's i'm all

02:00:07.500 for empowering

02:00:08.000 women to do 1.00

02:00:08.660 that

02:00:09.000 yeah

02:00:09.660 not to walk

02:00:11.860 around with 0.58

02:00:12.440 cum dripping 1.00

02:00:13.180 on their face

02:00:14.160 for only

02:00:14.880 scenes

02:00:15.360 in order

02:00:16.500 to get

02:00:16.860 filled

02:00:17.320 with

02:00:17.680 so you

02:00:18.440 mean to

02:00:18.780 tell me

02:00:19.340 so you

02:00:21.080 mean to

02:00:21.460 tell me

02:00:21.960 that treating

02:00:23.340 your face

02:00:23.900 like a

02:00:24.260 glazed

02:00:24.580 donut

02:00:24.920 walking

02:00:26.100 around

02:00:26.720 banging

02:00:27.440 a thousand 0.99

02:00:28.220 dudes

02:00:28.880 and listening

02:00:29.480 to cardi b's 1.00

02:00:30.400 wet ass 1.00

02:00:30.860 pussy is not 1.00

02:00:31.740 women's 1.00

02:00:32.140 empowerment

02:00:32.580 it might be

02:00:34.520 for some

02:00:35.000 women but i 1.00

02:00:35.620 just feel like

02:00:36.300 that type of

02:00:37.060 women i'm not 0.98

02:00:37.640 interested in

02:00:38.180 empowering and

02:00:39.060 no doesn't

02:00:39.920 interest me 0.99

02:00:40.880 it's fucking 1.00

02:00:43.100 retarded is what 1.00

02:00:44.000 it is

02:00:44.480 this sounds like

02:00:45.420 a bunch of 1.00

02:00:45.880 whores 1.00

02:00:46.440 this is awful 1.00

02:00:48.380 man

02:00:48.840 it's awful

02:00:49.460 because like

02:00:50.480 yeah

02:00:51.080 because we were

02:00:53.500 all bad man

02:00:54.320 like i mean

02:00:55.020 when i was around

02:00:55.920 when i was a

02:00:56.520 teenager or tween

02:00:57.560 like we we did 0.99

02:00:58.480 bad shit we were 0.99

02:00:59.360 fucking little 1.00

02:00:59.800 badass 1.00

02:01:00.200 fucking arseholes 1.00

02:01:01.320 we were always 1.00

02:01:01.740 looking to do

02:01:02.200 something that

02:01:02.760 was like you 1.00

02:01:04.000 fuck you 1.00

02:01:05.100 and did stuff 1.00

02:01:06.360 that we weren't

02:01:06.740 supposed to do

02:01:07.360 and that's

02:01:08.340 that's why i'm

02:01:09.040 saying like

02:01:09.380 they're so

02:01:09.700 impressionable

02:01:10.340 with that age

02:01:11.000 and they all 1.00

02:01:11.820 have fucking 1.00

02:01:12.220 cell phones 1.00

02:01:12.760 and they're

02:01:13.000 all watching 1.00

02:01:13.560 this shit 1.00

02:01:14.100 and they're 1.00

02:01:14.660 seeing this 1.00

02:01:15.260 shit 1.00

02:01:15.520 well that's 1.00

02:01:16.040 the worst

02:01:16.420 part

02:01:16.940 that's

02:01:17.360 that's

02:01:17.660 what that's

02:01:18.040 what did

02:01:18.300 a lot

02:01:18.600 how easily

02:01:19.080 accessible

02:01:19.660 it was

02:01:20.220 right

02:01:20.760 but also

02:01:21.400 and going

02:01:22.620 and going

02:01:24.160 back to 1.00

02:01:25.060 fucking 1.00

02:01:25.700 you 1.00

02:01:26.060 um

02:01:27.220 like the

02:01:28.440 whole thing

02:01:28.820 on porn

02:01:29.280 hub

02:01:29.500 for like

02:01:30.120 getting past

02:01:30.880 the 0.99

02:01:31.280 the fucking 1.00

02:01:32.100 age requirement 1.00

02:01:33.700 like

02:01:34.140 legit

02:01:34.820 all you

02:01:35.160 have to

02:01:35.380 do is

02:01:35.700 click

02:01:36.020 i am

02:01:36.700 18

02:01:37.060 that is

02:01:40.260 not 0.99

02:01:40.480 that shit 0.99

02:01:40.960 is so 1.00

02:01:41.440 gross 0.91

02:01:41.940 hey

02:01:43.000 i drink

02:01:45.480 a peach

02:01:45.800 water

02:01:46.280 i can't

02:01:49.700 i gotta

02:01:49.960 cheers you

02:01:50.320 with water

02:01:50.760 this is

02:01:51.200 a beer

02:01:51.440 oh i'm

02:01:52.480 drinking

02:01:52.660 water

02:01:53.040 i haven't

02:01:53.520 had

02:01:53.700 alcohol

02:01:54.180 good

02:01:55.860 you saving

02:01:58.200 it for

02:01:58.400 the 15th

02:01:59.240 well i'm

02:02:01.060 not drinking

02:02:01.540 well you

02:02:02.720 don't have

02:02:03.080 to

02:02:03.340 i haven't

02:02:05.500 drank

02:02:05.760 the last

02:02:06.160 like four

02:02:06.640 times i've

02:02:07.140 been to

02:02:07.320 your house

02:02:07.640 i've

02:02:07.900 consumed

02:02:09.260 cannabis

02:02:09.800 beverages

02:02:10.280 that's why

02:02:10.980 i let the

02:02:11.220 coffee maker

02:02:11.760 man

02:02:12.100 tom and

02:02:13.140 sarah brought

02:02:13.740 that down

02:02:14.200 last time

02:02:14.760 or a couple

02:02:15.400 times before

02:02:15.980 a couple

02:02:16.240 times ago

02:02:16.660 yeah i always

02:02:17.240 have a coffee

02:02:17.820 and i always

02:02:18.260 bring a couple

02:02:18.720 cannabis beverages

02:02:19.520 and always

02:02:20.440 always bring

02:02:21.280 some bubles

02:02:21.740 for myself

02:02:22.620 there's always 0.99

02:02:23.900 shit here though 0.99

02:02:24.440 there's water 0.99

02:02:24.960 and juice

02:02:25.420 it's always

02:02:25.860 something

02:02:26.180 like i'm not

02:02:28.180 worried

02:02:28.540 i was gonna

02:02:30.060 say to chucky

02:02:30.660 uh if chucky's 0.66

02:02:31.680 in around the

02:02:32.420 hammer

02:02:32.720 on february

02:02:33.700 15th

02:02:34.380 uh he's more

02:02:35.540 than welcome

02:02:35.840 to come too

02:02:36.320 man i don't

02:02:37.140 know how to

02:02:37.340 get a hold of

02:02:37.740 that guy

02:02:38.080 other than

02:02:38.480 what do you

02:02:39.040 mean are you

02:02:39.580 inviting people

02:02:40.240 that we don't

02:02:40.700 like

02:02:41.180 well chucky's

02:02:42.280 all right

02:02:42.660 yeah

02:02:43.200 what's wrong

02:02:45.580 with chucky

02:02:45.980 man

02:02:46.320 nothing i just

02:02:47.920 like starting 0.99

02:02:48.400 shit 0.99

02:02:48.720 it's fun 0.99

02:02:49.140 i think he's

02:02:50.340 gone so he

02:02:50.900 didn't hear that

02:02:51.460 probably 0.99

02:02:51.900 damn it 0.98

02:02:52.620 i know that 0.99

02:02:55.240 i'm sure he

02:02:55.820 heard it

02:02:56.400 i'm sure he

02:02:57.540 did i sure

02:02:58.020 i i feel like

02:02:58.860 i'm gonna hear

02:02:59.360 about it shortly

02:02:59.940 too so 1.00

02:03:00.700 oh fuck 1.00

02:03:01.580 anyway maybe 1.00

02:03:03.900 it's possible

02:03:04.980 i feel like

02:03:06.780 uh

02:03:07.360 maybe

02:03:08.780 yeah i think

02:03:11.280 i might do a

02:03:11.760 party for the

02:03:12.520 birthday past

02:03:13.420 that

02:03:13.800 oh the dag

02:03:17.320 birthday party

02:03:17.960 or something

02:03:18.280 no my birthday

02:03:19.640 party

02:03:20.080 oh your birthday

02:03:20.860 party when's that

02:03:21.700 in that time

02:03:23.900 around

02:03:24.300 is it

02:03:25.020 yeah

02:03:25.660 yeah you were

02:03:27.400 two for my

02:03:27.860 birthday last

02:03:28.480 year

02:03:28.860 yeah

02:03:29.740 but

02:03:30.280 should we get

02:03:31.640 you a cake

02:03:32.080 at this party

02:03:32.620 so that we

02:03:33.100 can like

02:03:33.620 kind of

02:03:35.140 we do that

02:03:37.700 a lot

02:03:37.980 if people have

02:03:39.140 like we've had

02:03:39.740 like two people

02:03:40.460 have birthdays

02:03:40.980 and we had

02:03:41.540 cake for both

02:03:42.460 and it's like

02:03:44.040 one big party

02:03:45.180 like ah

02:03:45.640 it's like

02:03:45.960 i don't like

02:03:46.800 birthday party

02:03:47.260 slash whatever

02:03:47.960 listen taz 0.97

02:03:50.120 listen

02:03:50.740 all yeah

02:03:51.700 right

02:03:52.860 he wants you

02:03:54.560 to go for

02:03:54.960 a walk

02:03:55.440 do i need

02:03:57.440 to go and

02:03:57.800 settle down

02:03:58.300 now

02:03:58.580 yeah

02:03:59.720 go to the

02:04:01.760 grocery store

02:04:02.360 i'm gonna get 0.99

02:04:03.340 screwed 0.99

02:04:03.720 no

02:04:05.900 that's all 1.00

02:04:07.360 right fuck 1.00

02:04:07.900 acc that one 1.00

02:04:09.220 fucking retarded 1.00

02:04:10.020 headline that he 1.00

02:04:10.800 had was 1.00

02:04:11.240 fucking 0.99

02:04:11.560 that might 0.99

02:04:13.280 actually be

02:04:13.820 worse than

02:04:14.260 what we were

02:04:14.740 talking about

02:04:15.360 which one was

02:04:16.440 this

02:04:16.780 i watched

02:04:18.180 that

02:04:18.380 what was it

02:04:21.040 again

02:04:21.340 something about

02:04:21.940 the benefits

02:04:22.720 of

02:04:23.440 eating

02:04:26.100 you know

02:04:27.520 no

02:04:28.480 some baby

02:04:29.260 batter

02:04:29.600 somebody else's 0.60

02:04:30.680 baby batter

02:04:31.440 out of your 1.00

02:04:32.000 wife

02:04:32.300 basically

02:04:32.740 apparently

02:04:35.040 there's

02:04:35.640 health benefits

02:04:37.020 what

02:04:37.920 yes

02:04:38.680 yeah i don't

02:04:42.780 know

02:04:43.020 i've ticked that

02:04:44.420 one up with

02:04:44.860 ecc

02:04:45.200 he's the one

02:04:45.820 that found it

02:04:46.360 but

02:04:46.580 stop

02:04:47.360 i want to go

02:04:49.080 back and watch

02:04:49.640 the show again

02:04:50.320 now because i don't

02:04:50.940 think i saw that

02:04:51.700 yeah it was 0.99

02:04:53.300 fucking brutal 1.00

02:04:54.160 fuck man 1.00

02:04:57.520 why do you 1.00

02:04:58.660 gotta be 0.60

02:04:58.980 degenerate

02:04:59.600 it's not

02:05:02.300 me

02:05:02.720 i'm just

02:05:04.000 i'm just

02:05:04.460 saying the 0.99

02:05:04.820 retarded 1.00

02:05:05.140 headline

02:05:05.620 it's not my

02:05:06.300 fault that that

02:05:06.840 was the

02:05:07.100 headline

02:05:07.460 yeah

02:05:11.600 this is

02:05:12.660 the news

02:05:13.260 you can

02:05:13.640 use

02:05:14.000 we got

02:05:15.780 ceases at

02:05:16.220 your house

02:05:16.580 there

02:05:16.740 it's going

02:05:17.020 to

02:05:17.940 swap

02:05:18.260 probably

02:05:19.420 want to pay

02:05:20.020 attention to

02:05:20.500 john for a

02:05:21.000 minute

02:05:21.700 maybe the

02:05:23.060 feds were

02:05:23.440 outside

02:05:23.900 take me

02:05:26.940 away from

02:05:27.380 this misery 1.00

02:05:28.020 fucking 1.00

02:05:29.420 ninjas and 1.00

02:05:30.040 shit 1.00

02:05:30.380 taz is 0.97

02:05:32.000 39

02:05:32.520 taz you're

02:05:33.280 old as 1.00

02:05:33.800 fuck 1.00

02:05:34.300 sucks 1.00

02:05:39.760 happy dag 1.00

02:05:40.460 gonna be

02:05:40.820 50 in

02:05:41.540 february

02:05:42.640 see

02:05:44.360 february

02:05:45.720 yeah the

02:05:49.840 40s do 0.99

02:05:50.380 suck 1.00

02:05:50.700 that's 0.99

02:05:51.380 for sure

02:05:51.640 like once

02:05:52.240 you hit

02:05:52.500 40 that's

02:05:53.100 like that's

02:05:53.620 when it 0.97

02:05:53.900 sucks 0.94

02:05:54.240 like i 0.99

02:05:54.620 was told

02:05:54.960 when i

02:05:55.260 hit 30s

02:05:55.940 things would

02:05:56.660 start to 0.98

02:05:57.120 suck and 1.00

02:05:57.520 it was like 0.99

02:05:57.860 through my

02:05:58.220 30s everything

02:05:58.840 was fine and

02:06:00.140 then i hit

02:06:00.500 40 and

02:06:02.020 then that's

02:06:02.420 when things

02:06:02.800 start hurting

02:06:03.440 i'm not i

02:06:04.800 can't sleep on

02:06:05.460 the couch

02:06:05.840 anymore

02:06:06.340 you know

02:06:07.580 it's rough

02:06:10.200 40s gravity

02:06:12.440 reminds you

02:06:13.200 every day

02:06:14.100 that she's a 0.50

02:06:14.740 fickle 1.00

02:06:15.060 bitch 1.00

02:06:15.480 gravity's a 1.00

02:06:16.500 bitch that's 1.00

02:06:16.920 for sure 1.00

02:06:17.320 fickle

02:06:18.000 fickle 1.00

02:06:18.580 bitch 1.00

02:06:19.020 also 1.00

02:06:20.080 when you

02:06:21.240 turn 40

02:06:22.300 each year

02:06:24.480 is like a

02:06:25.300 different part

02:06:26.260 of the

02:06:26.940 the roller

02:06:28.140 coaster or

02:06:29.140 carousel

02:06:29.800 that's on

02:06:30.760 fire

02:06:31.240 yeah

02:06:32.200 every year

02:06:33.920 a new

02:06:34.920 piece falls

02:06:35.980 off that

02:06:36.760 roller coaster

02:06:37.640 that

02:06:38.300 the fire

02:06:41.460 never goes

02:06:42.320 out

02:06:42.680 so i'm

02:06:44.500 hoping that

02:06:45.020 by the time

02:06:45.540 i turn 50

02:06:46.400 that the

02:06:46.820 fire on

02:06:48.080 the roller

02:06:48.520 coaster

02:06:48.940 actually goes

02:06:50.140 out

02:06:50.420 yeah like a

02:06:51.420 like a plane

02:06:52.020 like a plane's

02:06:52.620 on fire you

02:06:53.200 do a dive and

02:06:53.980 burns the fire

02:06:54.720 out

02:06:55.020 i don't think

02:06:56.900 it's gonna

02:06:57.980 matter because

02:06:58.720 where i'm going

02:06:59.280 is gonna be on

02:06:59.880 fire anyway

02:07:00.660 it's just gonna

02:07:01.520 be smooth

02:07:03.100 transition

02:07:03.800 yeah i don't

02:07:07.020 know man after

02:07:07.600 40 i felt 0.99

02:07:08.760 shit in my 0.98

02:07:09.220 30s man but 0.99

02:07:09.940 nothing compared

02:07:10.660 to what it's

02:07:11.100 almost like

02:07:11.780 as soon as i

02:07:12.280 hit 40 it's

02:07:13.200 like boom

02:07:13.600 someone flipped

02:07:14.080 the switch like

02:07:14.740 oh even this 0.99

02:07:15.800 fucked up now 1.00

02:07:16.580 oh this is this 0.99

02:07:17.260 isn't good 0.99

02:07:17.760 like holy shit 1.00

02:07:19.160 i'm like fuck 1.00

02:07:19.900 what's going 0.99

02:07:20.340 for me

02:07:20.940 my eyes started

02:07:22.560 going my 0.99

02:07:23.200 shoulders fucked 1.00

02:07:24.080 my 0.99

02:07:24.420 right

02:07:25.360 yeah

02:07:25.840 40 like 1.00

02:07:27.960 fuck man my 1.00

02:07:28.680 eyes really 1.00

02:07:29.080 started going

02:07:29.540 well

02:07:30.660 that to me is

02:07:31.360 the one that 0.99

02:07:31.800 sucks the most 0.99

02:07:32.460 though because

02:07:32.860 like i've had

02:07:33.280 perfect vision my 0.99

02:07:34.140 whole fucking 0.99

02:07:34.620 life and then 1.00

02:07:35.580 it's like as

02:07:36.040 soon as i hit

02:07:36.480 my 40s it's

02:07:37.220 like i'm trying 0.99

02:07:37.740 to read fucking 1.00

02:07:38.580 messages on my 1.00

02:07:39.420 phone i can't i 0.99

02:07:40.860 gotta fucking i 0.99

02:07:41.660 gotta wear my 1.00

02:07:42.120 glasses i gotta 0.99

02:07:43.100 fucking i feel 0.99

02:07:44.060 like a retard 1.00

02:07:44.780 i'm like come 1.00

02:07:45.660 on that sucks 0.97

02:07:47.080 it's like that's 0.98

02:07:47.940 the one thing that

02:07:48.760 i don't want is

02:07:49.840 to be blind i got

02:07:51.740 my cheater glasses

02:07:52.480 that i think 0.99

02:07:53.320 could suck my 1.00

02:07:54.560 shopper's drug 1.00

02:07:55.120 mart cheater

02:07:55.520 glasses like 1.00

02:07:56.180 read shit 1.00

02:07:58.000 i can't see 1.00

02:07:59.460 shit when i 0.98

02:07:59.940 put this on 1.00

02:08:00.420 right now

02:08:00.660 everything's a

02:08:01.060 blur but it's 0.56

02:08:02.180 good for like

02:08:02.720 right here

02:08:03.340 yeah

02:08:04.740 right here

02:08:05.540 so i have a

02:08:06.420 book in front

02:08:06.840 of me i can

02:08:07.160 read but

02:08:07.680 that's about

02:08:08.480 it man

02:08:08.860 but it's

02:08:10.020 weird because

02:08:10.460 like through

02:08:10.820 the day my

02:08:11.380 my eyes are

02:08:12.340 different right

02:08:13.040 like i'll tell

02:08:13.800 you right first

02:08:14.420 thing in the

02:08:14.760 morning like 1.00

02:08:15.580 fuck i can 1.00

02:08:16.240 read my phone 1.00

02:08:16.900 right first

02:08:18.540 thing in the

02:08:18.900 morning i need

02:08:19.760 my glasses if

02:08:20.660 i'm checking

02:08:21.060 messages because

02:08:21.880 i i can't

02:08:22.880 nope it's

02:08:23.680 just not 0.98

02:08:24.040 fucking 0.95

02:08:24.320 happening 0.99

02:08:24.700 um and

02:08:26.280 then throughout

02:08:26.940 the day there's

02:08:27.680 times where i'll

02:08:28.480 kind of get the

02:08:29.160 vision back but

02:08:30.080 then my eyes start

02:08:32.000 getting tired i gotta 0.98

02:08:32.760 fucking go back to 0.99

02:08:33.780 the glasses again 1.00

02:08:34.560 it's who's turning

02:08:35.780 50 happy dog

02:08:36.720 turning 50

02:08:37.320 yeah yeah

02:08:38.780 yeah he's the same

02:08:39.680 age as me man well

02:08:40.580 i'm a little bit

02:08:40.960 older i'm your senior

02:08:41.880 respect your elders

02:08:42.860 there mister

02:08:43.360 yeah by like a

02:08:44.660 couple of months

02:08:45.260 but

02:08:45.660 i know right

02:08:46.400 my buddy was like

02:08:49.680 six days older than

02:08:50.680 me and we used to

02:08:51.260 joke about that 1.00

02:08:51.880 shit respect he's 0.99

02:08:52.720 always had me 0.99

02:08:53.280 respect your

02:08:53.780 elders like you 1.00

02:08:54.720 did you're six

02:08:55.260 days older

02:08:55.700 there you go

02:08:58.000 sarah i look

02:08:59.740 forward to

02:09:00.320 oh i'm already

02:09:04.180 at the

02:09:04.720 the fun part

02:09:07.120 the part where

02:09:09.000 every day you

02:09:10.220 never know whether

02:09:11.120 it's going to be

02:09:12.120 today or not

02:09:13.200 because it just

02:09:14.240 gives you little

02:09:14.820 tasters of

02:09:15.520 everything it's a

02:09:16.580 good time

02:09:17.020 oh it's triple

02:09:18.500 rain i was gonna

02:09:19.100 say i was i

02:09:20.180 almost thought happy

02:09:21.080 dog was a dude

02:09:21.780 there for a second

02:09:22.440 and then i was

02:09:22.920 like wait a

02:09:23.520 minute happy

02:09:24.300 dog's talking

02:09:24.700 about menopause

02:09:25.420 but it's purple 1.00

02:09:26.360 rain for fuck 0.99

02:09:27.100 sakes 1.00

02:09:27.400 there you go

02:09:28.540 yeah

02:09:30.580 jesus

02:09:31.000 see

02:09:32.500 coming in

02:09:33.240 coming in

02:09:33.880 under cover

02:09:34.580 how do you not

02:09:36.320 misgender people

02:09:37.060 on the internet

02:09:37.620 like how am i

02:09:38.340 supposed to know

02:09:38.860 right

02:09:39.340 well you're

02:09:41.140 you're the king

02:09:41.800 of it you 1.00

02:09:42.360 fucking thought 1.00

02:09:42.900 peppermint was 1.00

02:09:43.600 a girl

02:09:43.900 oh peppermint

02:09:45.140 taxi man come

02:09:45.960 on i thought that

02:09:46.540 was

02:09:46.720 that's reasonable

02:09:48.660 until he jumps

02:09:50.840 on the screen

02:09:51.380 he's got a

02:09:51.660 great big 1.00

02:09:52.000 fucking beard 1.00

02:09:52.700 like fuck 1.00

02:09:53.620 oh that's a 1.00

02:09:58.280 dude

02:09:58.540 might have got a

02:10:00.520 little too

02:10:00.780 flirted

02:10:01.180 a woman's name 0.88

02:10:01.620 and your

02:10:01.880 username

02:10:02.360 be a man

02:10:03.300 where's the guy

02:10:07.160 with the beard

02:10:07.660 for you if you

02:10:08.220 realize he's a

02:10:08.960 dude 1.00

02:10:09.200 fucking 1.00

02:10:09.780 because you do 1.00

02:10:15.260 treat if you

02:10:16.440 if you think

02:10:17.080 somebody in the

02:10:17.700 chat's a female

02:10:18.480 for some weird

02:10:19.500 reason like that's

02:10:20.460 i just automatically

02:10:21.420 assume it's a chick 1.00

02:10:22.240 for some time

02:10:22.800 the name and

02:10:24.060 the comments

02:10:24.740 oh that's probably

02:10:25.440 a chick 0.99

02:10:25.840 and i'll just

02:10:27.480 now i have it in

02:10:28.120 my head that's a

02:10:28.640 chick 0.95

02:10:28.840 so you treat

02:10:30.340 people that you

02:10:31.780 think are a chick

02:10:32.460 differently we do

02:10:33.440 treat girls 1.00

02:10:34.060 differently than

02:10:34.640 we treat guys

02:10:35.240 man obviously

02:10:35.940 hundred percent

02:10:36.820 yeah 1.00

02:10:37.580 fuck 1.00

02:10:39.560 right 0.99

02:10:39.940 i i noticed

02:10:41.100 that especially

02:10:41.740 like on a

02:10:43.020 parenting level

02:10:44.040 i definitely

02:10:45.400 noticed that

02:10:46.180 because like

02:10:46.900 i myself

02:10:47.620 i i had a son

02:10:48.660 but i i dated

02:10:50.040 girls that had 1.00

02:10:50.720 daughters

02:10:51.100 and i i learned

02:10:53.660 that i have two

02:10:54.360 very different

02:10:55.540 parenting styles

02:10:57.380 right like

02:10:59.260 for the boy 0.98

02:11:00.420 i'm a hard ass

02:11:01.860 right everything 0.96

02:11:03.500 there's there's

02:11:04.420 expectations and

02:11:05.800 i will come down

02:11:06.780 hard on you

02:11:07.720 if they're not

02:11:08.520 met

02:11:08.840 but

02:11:10.360 the girls 0.99

02:11:12.540 somehow

02:11:13.620 disarm me

02:11:16.520 yeah

02:11:17.520 it's like i

02:11:18.180 don't want to

02:11:18.680 be like i

02:11:19.680 don't want to

02:11:20.020 make them cry

02:11:20.740 right i don't

02:11:21.540 want to i don't

02:11:22.080 want to be mean

02:11:22.640 to them i don't

02:11:23.240 want to you know

02:11:23.840 it's weird and

02:11:25.140 as they they 0.98

02:11:26.140 fucking have a 1.00

02:11:27.140 way of running 1.00

02:11:27.640 me yeah

02:11:28.220 you put the

02:11:28.980 kid gloves on

02:11:29.640 it's a different

02:11:30.060 set of gloves

02:11:30.600 you put a

02:11:31.020 different yeah

02:11:32.020 right

02:11:32.300 yeah the boy

02:11:33.420 i drop the

02:11:34.100 gloves and i'm 0.99

02:11:34.620 like fuck 1.00

02:11:35.020 the girls and 1.00

02:11:36.220 you take the

02:11:36.540 gloves off for

02:11:37.100 the boys yeah

02:11:37.740 that's pretty

02:11:38.320 much it

02:11:38.720 yeah

02:11:39.260 chris is

02:11:43.460 gullible yes 1.00

02:11:44.240 i fuck 1.00

02:11:44.880 sometimes man 1.00

02:11:45.580 i hate it when 0.99

02:11:46.600 i fucking 0.99

02:11:47.000 i get duped 1.00

02:11:48.000 in this shit 1.00

02:11:48.720 like it 1.00

02:11:49.320 happens all

02:11:49.780 the time i

02:11:50.260 hate it

02:11:50.640 but i don't

02:11:52.340 mind being

02:11:52.680 proven wrong

02:11:53.300 man i like to

02:11:54.300 be wrong about 1.00

02:11:54.960 shit though 0.99

02:11:55.460 i do 1.00

02:11:56.300 yep

02:11:57.240 weird

02:11:57.880 it means you're

02:11:58.580 learning something

02:11:59.260 i don't like

02:11:59.940 being right all

02:12:00.460 the time i say

02:12:00.960 that to people

02:12:01.440 all the time

02:12:01.820 they're like you

02:12:02.220 love being right

02:12:02.700 i'm like i

02:12:03.100 actually don't

02:12:04.000 because it

02:12:04.260 means i'm

02:12:04.660 the smartest

02:12:05.220 person in

02:12:05.720 the room

02:12:06.120 right

02:12:07.480 typically

02:12:09.260 if i'm

02:12:11.740 right i

02:12:12.180 i usually

02:12:13.200 don't want

02:12:13.880 to be

02:12:14.100 right because

02:12:14.940 you know

02:12:16.500 that's like

02:12:17.020 things like

02:12:17.660 the vaccine

02:12:18.500 and things

02:12:19.420 like you

02:12:19.960 know like

02:12:20.300 those are

02:12:20.680 things like

02:12:21.160 i don't want

02:12:22.000 to be right

02:12:22.480 i'd love

02:12:23.420 to be wrong

02:12:24.180 well yeah

02:12:25.280 if i'm the

02:12:26.020 smartest person

02:12:26.580 if there's

02:12:27.080 30 people 1.00

02:12:27.620 in a fucking 1.00

02:12:28.040 room and i'm 1.00

02:12:28.500 the smartest

02:12:28.880 person in 1.00

02:12:29.380 the fucking 1.00

02:12:29.720 room 1.00

02:12:30.020 that's 1.00

02:12:31.160 fuck man 1.00

02:12:33.240 like how 1.00

02:12:33.660 fuck is 0.99

02:12:34.220 that 1.00

02:12:34.620 fuck man 1.00

02:12:38.100 but that's 1.00

02:12:38.760 where we're

02:12:39.080 at that's

02:12:39.900 where we're 0.99

02:12:40.180 fucking at 0.99

02:12:40.720 if you take 0.99

02:12:41.180 the three of

02:12:41.640 us right now

02:12:43.360 put us in

02:12:43.800 a room

02:12:44.180 you know

02:12:45.100 like full 1.00

02:12:45.860 of fucking 1.00

02:12:46.220 liberals or 1.00

02:12:46.780 just go to

02:12:47.280 a city

02:12:49.280 function or

02:12:49.900 something like

02:12:50.300 that with

02:12:50.640 100 people

02:12:51.100 there i

02:12:51.840 guarantee

02:12:52.280 man

02:12:52.880 we'll be the

02:12:54.600 smartest people 0.99

02:12:55.060 in the fucking 1.00

02:12:55.440 room which is 0.99

02:12:56.120 not all i

02:12:57.020 can picture

02:12:58.320 right now

02:12:59.240 all i can

02:13:00.440 picture right

02:13:01.060 now is

02:13:01.740 chris as 0.99

02:13:02.760 fucking buddy 1.00

02:13:04.080 in idiocracy 1.00

02:13:05.260 right this is

02:13:07.580 what i'm talking

02:13:08.080 about this is

02:13:09.280 what i'm 0.98

02:13:09.580 fucking saying 0.98

02:13:10.300 we're in 1.00

02:13:11.020 idiocracy we're 0.96

02:13:11.960 living in

02:13:12.480 idiocracy we 0.91

02:13:13.200 are man it's 1.00

02:13:14.440 come fucking 0.95

02:13:14.960 true it's 1.00

02:13:15.880 fucked in the 1.00

02:13:16.520 fucking head 1.00

02:13:17.000 i dropped 1.00

02:13:17.560 that fucking 1.00

02:13:18.000 grade 10 1.00

02:13:18.920 man i dropped

02:13:19.540 out i'm a 1.00

02:13:19.980 fucking painter 1.00

02:13:20.520 i swear like a 1.00

02:13:21.680 goddamn pirate i 1.00

02:13:22.420 drink like a 1.00

02:13:22.840 fucking champ 1.00

02:13:23.500 holy fuck man 1.00

02:13:24.800 why am i the 0.99

02:13:25.600 smartest guy in 0.99

02:13:26.120 the fucking room 1.00

02:13:26.680 sometimes like 1.00

02:13:27.520 how the fuck 0.99

02:13:28.620 people know 0.99

02:13:29.520 that we're 1.00

02:13:29.800 getting fucked 0.99

02:13:30.280 over we're 1.00

02:13:31.540 being replaced

02:13:32.060 and they're

02:13:32.680 like oh no

02:13:33.340 we need this

02:13:34.180 are you 1.00

02:13:34.760 retarded 1.00

02:13:35.240 like fucking 1.00

02:13:36.900 people are just 1.00

02:13:37.460 fucking retarded 1.00

02:13:38.180 man i mean 1.00

02:13:39.960 yeah i was

02:13:40.620 retarded i swear 1.00

02:13:41.820 to god i was 0.99

02:13:42.380 born retarded 0.97

02:13:42.960 nobody told me 0.98

02:13:43.580 but whatever 1.00

02:13:44.420 man fucking 0.99

02:13:45.820 how how are 1.00

02:13:47.600 we noticing 0.99

02:13:48.160 shit and 1.00

02:13:48.780 nobody with 1.00

02:13:50.020 degrees and

02:13:51.040 phds and 1.00

02:13:52.440 fucking bachelor 1.00

02:13:53.460 of arts how 1.00

02:13:53.960 do they not 1.00

02:13:54.360 notice shit 1.00

02:13:54.980 when we can 1.00

02:13:56.120 notice it and

02:13:56.660 they don't

02:13:56.900 notice it

02:13:57.420 yeah i want 1.00

02:13:59.160 my fucking 0.99

02:13:59.620 brondo too 1.00

02:14:00.360 it's what

02:14:00.740 plants crave

02:14:01.480 what the 0.99

02:14:03.160 fuck's a 0.99

02:14:03.440 brondo 1.00

02:14:03.780 yeah what's

02:14:04.580 a brondo

02:14:04.900 it's the uh

02:14:06.040 the energy

02:14:06.880 drink like the

02:14:07.780 the drink that

02:14:08.440 they had in

02:14:08.980 idiocracy that 0.98

02:14:09.860 they were using

02:14:10.700 to water the

02:14:11.420 plants and

02:14:12.020 couldn't figure

02:14:12.540 out why the

02:14:13.040 plants wouldn't

02:14:13.680 grow and then

02:14:14.360 he suggested

02:14:14.980 they use water

02:14:15.820 and they're

02:14:16.180 like like from

02:14:17.240 the toilet

02:14:17.760 right 0.99

02:14:21.480 oh i fucking 0.99

02:14:24.900 love that movie 0.98

02:14:25.720 man

02:14:26.040 oh yeah i think

02:14:31.200 we're all a little

02:14:31.720 autistic

02:14:32.220 oh yeah

02:14:34.300 very possible

02:14:35.020 i'm probably

02:14:36.060 out of the spectrum

02:14:36.600 somewhere i'm sure

02:14:37.600 probably

02:14:40.220 i don't know

02:14:41.540 i definitely

02:14:44.000 well i think i was

02:14:45.380 born a little 0.99

02:14:45.840 fucked up for 0.99

02:14:46.660 one thing but 0.97

02:14:47.360 uh i did have a

02:14:49.340 lot of hits to

02:14:49.840 the head over the

02:14:50.360 years man like

02:14:50.900 way too many

02:14:51.500 really like

02:14:53.720 some good ones

02:14:54.460 checks out

02:14:55.220 you know

02:14:56.740 you know look

02:14:59.560 up you know

02:15:00.280 the effects of

02:15:00.820 concussions over

02:15:01.620 time that's

02:15:02.440 it's like

02:15:03.940 my face should be

02:15:05.860 in that book

02:15:06.420 what happens

02:15:08.360 never mind

02:15:10.800 lindros's man 1.00

02:15:11.740 my my fucking 1.00

02:15:12.700 face should be 1.00

02:15:13.260 in that i got

02:15:13.560 more concussions 1.00

02:15:14.200 than both fucking 1.00

02:15:14.940 lindros's fuck 1.00

02:15:15.740 that shit 1.00

02:15:16.260 oh but they 1.00

02:15:17.340 play hockey give

02:15:18.120 it up man give

02:15:19.000 it up i've had

02:15:19.540 baseball bats and 0.99

02:15:20.940 fucking all kinds 1.00

02:15:22.000 of shit to the 1.00

02:15:22.520 head man stop 1.00

02:15:23.300 fuck yeah but 1.00

02:15:25.600 lindros got to a 1.00

02:15:26.460 point where a

02:15:26.920 stiff breeze gave

02:15:27.660 him a concussion

02:15:28.300 right right he got

02:15:31.900 a concussion every

02:15:32.660 time his head hit

02:15:33.620 the pillow yeah

02:15:34.960 never mind how

02:15:38.280 many glasgow

02:15:38.840 kisses we used 0.99

02:15:39.520 to get fucking 1.00

02:15:39.960 shit-faced on 1.00

02:15:40.660 scotch me and 0.99

02:15:41.400 my buddies and

02:15:41.860 glasgow kiss each 1.00

02:15:42.720 other fucking 1.00

02:15:44.540 hard man just 1.00

02:15:46.300 for fun it's like

02:15:47.340 like a couple of 1.00

02:15:48.580 fucking goats going 1.00

02:15:49.520 out or whatever 1.00

02:15:50.360 you know it's 0.97

02:15:51.460 retarded you hear 0.98

02:15:52.260 it it sounded like

02:15:52.820 two coconuts

02:15:53.460 hitting everybody's 1.00

02:15:55.000 like oh fuck yeah 1.00

02:15:56.360 that's stupid 1.00

02:15:57.180 idiocracy ends 1.00

02:15:59.600 with him figuring

02:16:00.680 out all the world's

02:16:01.760 problems basically

02:16:02.860 yeah just add

02:16:04.940 water to the

02:16:05.560 plants this is

02:16:07.520 where we're at

02:16:08.020 though trying to

02:16:08.540 remember specifically

02:16:09.500 how it is i know

02:16:10.320 like they put them

02:16:11.200 in that like death

02:16:12.000 match thing and

02:16:13.420 then they rush a

02:16:15.480 camera out to the

02:16:16.260 plants because the

02:16:17.020 plants started

02:16:17.580 growing like

02:16:20.260 carbon they make

02:16:21.200 them like lower

02:16:22.440 taxes for our

02:16:23.600 businesses and

02:16:24.280 corporations yeah

02:16:25.380 lower their taxes

02:16:26.120 man but if you

02:16:27.200 pollute our 1.00

02:16:28.100 fucking rivers 1.00

02:16:28.740 we're gonna 1.00

02:16:30.280 fucking ding you 0.99

02:16:31.060 hard just like if 1.00

02:16:31.980 i got caught poaching

02:16:32.880 an extra fish or

02:16:33.680 something like

02:16:34.780 seriously man like

02:16:35.740 keep our rivers

02:16:36.280 clean we've got

02:16:37.400 to manage our

02:16:37.960 fisheries manage

02:16:38.780 our forestry manage

02:16:40.600 the land if you

02:16:41.220 care about the

02:16:41.720 environment and

02:16:42.360 climate change and

02:16:43.060 all that well look

02:16:43.780 out for uh the

02:16:45.740 actual land itself

02:16:46.840 like and and stop 0.99

02:16:48.220 fucking building 0.98

02:16:49.020 subdivisions over 1.00

02:16:49.920 prime farmland and

02:16:51.280 build better

02:16:53.180 infrastructure so

02:16:54.120 that there's a

02:16:54.920 sewage treatment

02:16:55.500 place at least not

02:16:56.740 just dumping it

02:16:57.340 straight into the 0.99

02:16:57.860 fucking st lawrence 1.00

02:16:58.760 like go back holy 1.00

02:16:59.960 fuck man you see 1.00

02:17:01.320 the raw sewers that 1.00

02:17:02.120 they dump into the

02:17:02.820 st lawrence every

02:17:03.420 day hey

02:17:05.220 no i mean 0.99

02:17:07.000 holy fuck it's 0.99

02:17:07.760 depressing don't 1.00

02:17:08.520 look it up fuck 0.99

02:17:09.600 there is a bit 0.98

02:17:10.480 yeah

02:17:10.840 oh

02:17:13.160 st john does it 1.00

02:17:14.880 too fuck a lot 1.00

02:17:15.640 of places do they 0.99

02:17:16.320 still have the old

02:17:16.980 old infrastructure

02:17:17.800 that just dumps it

02:17:18.580 straight into the 1.00

02:17:19.140 fucking bay 1.00

02:17:19.620 fuck 1.00

02:17:21.700 but you care about 1.00

02:17:24.240 the environment you

02:17:24.780 don't care about 1.00

02:17:25.200 that shit okay you 1.00

02:17:26.160 want a carbon tax 1.00

02:17:27.540 okay but you're

02:17:28.140 dumping raw sewers

02:17:28.960 and like stop

02:17:29.760 yeah it is not 0.99

02:17:32.680 fucking there man 1.00

02:17:33.540 let's fucking 1.00

02:17:34.400 settle down 0.99

02:17:34.960 apparently there's

02:17:37.480 like five tax

02:17:38.500 credits that come

02:17:39.160 out this month

02:17:39.740 that's insane

02:17:41.780 i really have to

02:17:43.580 do my tax

02:17:44.100 i do that

02:17:46.060 yeah well there's

02:17:47.160 child tax for those

02:17:48.500 with kids the gst

02:17:49.940 which i believe

02:17:51.220 already came

02:17:51.940 the advanced canada

02:17:54.160 workers benefit what 0.98

02:17:55.400 the fuck is that 0.99

02:17:56.420 if you work and 0.99

02:17:59.000 make a certain

02:17:59.540 amount of money in

02:18:00.260 a certain industry

02:18:01.080 i think they pay

02:18:01.960 you

02:18:02.280 i remember is it

02:18:05.180 for people to work

02:18:05.960 though because it

02:18:06.440 does say low

02:18:07.120 income individuals

02:18:08.020 in fin but i guess

02:18:08.920 you can be low

02:18:09.480 income and still

02:18:10.080 work yeah i got it

02:18:11.460 a couple years ago

02:18:12.200 when i was still in

02:18:13.280 school

02:18:13.580 what else is there

02:18:16.820 too the carbon

02:18:17.960 rebate that came

02:18:19.000 out already and the

02:18:20.540 trillion benefit as

02:18:21.640 well here in

02:18:22.240 ontario

02:18:22.700 jeez

02:18:24.140 good times

02:18:25.020 trying to buy

02:18:31.420 those votes

02:18:32.040 you know

02:18:32.760 oh yeah i guess

02:18:33.800 i'm gonna have

02:18:34.320 to uh

02:18:35.600 i should get

02:18:36.240 on that

02:18:36.500 i really have

02:18:39.200 to get on

02:18:39.560 that

02:18:39.780 um

02:18:40.520 there's a side

02:18:41.980 gig you can do

02:18:42.560 you can go work

02:18:43.120 for one of those

02:18:43.680 uh pop-up 0.99

02:18:44.420 fucking tax places 1.00

02:18:45.480 that they'll pay 1.00

02:18:46.420 good money just

02:18:47.300 that they're new

02:18:47.800 personal taxes

02:18:48.780 and see

02:18:49.900 that's exactly

02:18:51.080 what that's

02:18:51.780 literally what i

02:18:52.700 said chris

02:18:53.480 did you

02:18:54.300 i didn't even

02:18:55.700 hear you say

02:18:56.140 it sorry

02:18:56.520 oh not today

02:18:57.560 oh we had

02:18:59.100 we just had a

02:18:59.900 conversation yesterday

02:19:00.760 because i'm uh

02:19:01.840 i'm also in the

02:19:02.720 market so um

02:19:04.740 we were just

02:19:05.240 having a discussion

02:19:05.860 about that

02:19:06.760 yeah if they

02:19:08.560 had the right

02:19:08.900 they have like

02:19:10.100 the decent

02:19:10.900 program set up 0.99

02:19:11.820 and shit 0.99

02:19:12.160 that's all you 1.00

02:19:12.780 do is type 1.00

02:19:13.260 shit in 1.00

02:19:13.700 take your info 1.00

02:19:14.320 type it in

02:19:15.020 boom there

02:19:15.460 you go

02:19:15.840 it's not

02:19:16.840 that difficult

02:19:17.580 disability

02:19:18.360 for diabetes

02:19:19.060 now

02:19:19.460 oh

02:19:22.720 i heard you

02:19:24.100 can get it

02:19:24.440 for adhd

02:19:25.220 too actually

02:19:26.140 really

02:19:27.020 yeah

02:19:28.560 it's just

02:19:29.600 jason

02:19:29.940 taxes

02:19:30.920 is that why

02:19:31.660 we're talking

02:19:32.660 to jason's

02:19:33.260 wife

02:19:33.460 is that why

02:19:34.460 no she's

02:19:35.520 saying that

02:19:36.200 bad hat's

02:19:37.000 saying she's

02:19:37.360 claiming disability

02:19:38.060 for diabetes

02:19:39.080 so i'm assuming

02:19:40.080 that jason's

02:19:40.660 wife might 0.99

02:19:40.980 maybe it

02:19:41.620 depends on

02:19:42.000 what type

02:19:42.420 diabetes you

02:19:43.440 have like

02:19:43.940 if you have

02:19:44.420 to

02:19:44.680 tax credit

02:19:46.020 okay i see

02:19:46.640 okay i see

02:19:47.220 and that's what

02:19:47.540 pissed me off too

02:19:48.100 they'll give out

02:19:48.780 free methadone

02:19:49.480 free drugs

02:19:50.180 and free this

02:19:51.120 this and this

02:19:51.580 and free 1.00

02:19:51.900 shit for 1.00

02:19:52.360 refugees 1.00

02:19:52.860 but they won't

02:19:54.140 give diabetics

02:19:55.100 the insulin

02:19:56.560 they need 1.00

02:19:56.980 and shit 1.00

02:19:57.340 man 1.00

02:19:57.660 or people

02:19:58.860 that are

02:19:59.220 they won't

02:20:00.900 give them

02:20:01.200 that

02:20:01.520 they don't

02:20:02.180 want you

02:20:02.440 better

02:20:02.880 they want

02:20:03.960 you to

02:20:04.140 pay

02:20:04.340 oh you

02:20:04.800 gotta pay

02:20:05.240 pay

02:20:05.700 pay

02:20:06.060 pay

02:20:06.220 pay

02:20:06.460 but for

02:20:07.500 drug addicts 1.00

02:20:08.080 and fucking 1.00

02:20:08.440 newbies 1.00

02:20:08.840 oh here you

02:20:09.680 go

02:20:10.200 but this is 1.00

02:20:10.700 the shit 1.00

02:20:11.080 man people 1.00

02:20:11.540 need to

02:20:11.820 find

02:20:12.040 i don't

02:20:12.980 jays need

02:20:13.600 to get 0.99

02:20:13.740 more mad

02:20:14.240 i think

02:20:15.200 really

02:20:15.600 i don't

02:20:17.180 mind paying

02:20:17.600 for people

02:20:18.000 insulin

02:20:18.360 i'll pay

02:20:18.780 for someone

02:20:19.220 insulin

02:20:19.640 but then

02:20:21.120 again you

02:20:21.400 get people

02:20:21.740 telling me i

02:20:22.480 can get

02:20:22.800 paid to 0.98

02:20:23.280 be a retard 1.00

02:20:24.060 i'm in

02:20:25.420 no but

02:20:26.160 there's there's

02:20:26.620 people who

02:20:27.100 are legit 1.00

02:20:27.840 fucking diabetic 1.00

02:20:28.660 and there's 1.00

02:20:29.060 people who 0.98

02:20:29.420 fucking like 0.99

02:20:30.160 like queenie 1.00

02:20:30.960 their floppy 1.00

02:20:32.260 tits they're 1.00

02:20:32.700 fucking like 1.00

02:20:33.500 she's eating 1.00

02:20:34.360 sugar and

02:20:35.260 she eats

02:20:35.840 a lot

02:20:36.760 yeah well

02:20:37.280 and i

02:20:40.140 don't want

02:20:40.360 to type

02:20:40.780 one's the one

02:20:41.300 that you're

02:20:41.580 born with

02:20:42.200 right and

02:20:42.700 type two's

02:20:43.320 the one that

02:20:43.780 you give

02:20:44.120 yourself

02:20:44.640 i'm pretty

02:20:47.080 sure

02:20:47.320 and donuts 1.00

02:20:48.960 and shit 1.00

02:20:49.360 man fuck 1.00

02:20:49.980 you know 1.00

02:20:50.800 yeah

02:20:51.280 right there's

02:20:53.080 people that

02:20:53.440 have

02:20:53.600 like

02:20:54.800 change your

02:20:57.580 diet if a

02:20:58.500 doctor says

02:20:59.060 if you don't

02:20:59.380 change your

02:20:59.700 diet you're

02:21:00.140 gonna have

02:21:00.300 to amputate 0.92

02:21:00.860 you should

02:21:01.520 probably change 1.00

02:21:02.080 your fucking 1.00

02:21:02.440 diet man 1.00

02:21:03.140 like fuck 1.00

02:21:03.800 well that 1.00

02:21:05.580 depends on

02:21:06.100 what he's

02:21:06.420 telling me to

02:21:06.820 cut out of

02:21:07.220 my diet

02:21:07.580 maybe in

02:21:09.720 this case

02:21:10.200 obviously it'd

02:21:10.940 be sugar so

02:21:11.640 if it's steak

02:21:12.320 and beer you 1.00

02:21:12.820 can go fuck 1.00

02:21:13.300 your hat i'll 1.00

02:21:13.800 die fucking 1.00

02:21:14.400 drinking yeah 1.00

02:21:14.860 exactly i and

02:21:15.860 i i've said

02:21:16.480 that many

02:21:17.480 times where a

02:21:18.320 doctor could

02:21:18.820 look me in

02:21:19.280 the face and

02:21:19.900 tell me the

02:21:20.440 next steak's 0.99

02:21:21.020 gonna kill me 0.95

02:21:21.660 and i'm still 1.00

02:21:22.140 gonna order it 0.99

02:21:22.820 up fucking 0.98

02:21:23.300 medium rare 0.99

02:21:23.920 all right

02:21:24.580 yep

02:21:25.360 actually if

02:21:28.200 it's the last

02:21:28.720 one i might

02:21:29.140 go blue rare 1.00

02:21:29.780 fuck it special 1.00

02:21:30.780 occasion 1.00

02:21:31.260 because it

02:21:34.640 was marinated

02:21:35.900 and tenderized

02:21:36.660 so even

02:21:37.180 when it was

02:21:37.560 blue you

02:21:38.060 still kind

02:21:38.460 of still

02:21:38.760 melt in

02:21:39.100 your mouth 0.99

02:21:39.420 yeah let

02:21:40.580 me just

02:21:40.900 cut the

02:21:41.380 piece right

02:21:41.980 out of the 1.00

02:21:42.440 fucking cow 1.00

02:21:43.160 and i'll 1.00

02:21:43.480 eat it

02:21:43.780 how about

02:21:44.080 that

02:21:44.460 just warm

02:21:45.320 it up a

02:21:45.640 little bit

02:21:46.260 just give

02:21:48.600 it a quick

02:21:49.020 sear on

02:21:49.580 either side

02:21:50.260 like like

02:21:51.480 a couple

02:21:51.860 seconds

02:21:52.480 let the

02:21:53.580 fire lick 0.85

02:21:54.300 it

02:21:54.580 a little

02:21:55.820 salt and

02:21:56.220 pepper and

02:21:56.880 then i'm 0.99

02:21:57.140 gonna fucking 0.99

02:21:57.480 eat it 1.00

02:21:58.180 yeah

02:21:59.380 take a raw

02:22:00.960 kobe steak

02:22:01.860 put it in

02:22:02.820 the microwave

02:22:03.200 for two

02:22:03.600 minutes

02:22:03.820 type one

02:22:07.920 in the chat

02:22:08.640 if you're

02:22:09.620 diabetic

02:22:10.180 says

02:22:10.940 patsy

02:22:11.480 i don't

02:22:12.880 even know

02:22:13.260 i see what

02:22:19.340 you did

02:22:19.680 there

02:22:20.040 actually hold

02:22:25.220 on i should

02:22:26.040 have went

02:22:26.280 with i should

02:22:27.180 have went

02:22:27.380 with that

02:22:27.820 there you

02:22:28.260 go i keep

02:22:28.940 forgetting we

02:22:29.460 have a live

02:22:29.880 studio audience

02:22:30.740 chicago blue

02:22:32.300 yeah let's

02:22:35.740 do it

02:22:36.200 let's do it

02:22:37.480 there's a live

02:22:39.060 police chase

02:22:39.860 on fox

02:22:40.860 there's always a

02:22:41.440 live police chase

02:22:42.220 on fox

02:22:42.600 yeah

02:22:42.940 actually

02:22:44.420 it's really

02:22:45.980 funny how

02:22:46.520 often

02:22:46.900 yeah like i i've

02:22:49.080 up to a couple

02:22:49.860 of the channels

02:22:50.460 now and it's

02:22:51.020 like every day

02:22:51.920 i'm getting

02:22:52.340 notifications

02:22:53.060 that i don't

02:22:53.800 have a

02:22:54.120 police chase

02:22:54.900 police

02:22:55.360 yeah they

02:22:58.080 are fun

02:22:58.480 to watch

02:22:58.880 and like i

02:23:00.060 always laugh

02:23:00.840 because like

02:23:01.240 majority of

02:23:01.960 them are 1.00

02:23:02.280 fucking retards 1.00

02:23:03.160 and always 1.00

02:23:03.560 like like

02:23:04.600 you're gonna

02:23:04.940 get caught

02:23:05.480 like i don't

02:23:06.220 really understand

02:23:07.080 why you're

02:23:08.020 trying to get

02:23:08.460 away like

02:23:08.940 the only one

02:23:09.460 that made

02:23:09.860 sense was

02:23:11.060 the one night

02:23:11.660 when we were

02:23:12.080 watching and

02:23:12.660 buddy was in 1.00

02:23:13.200 a fucking 0.99

02:23:13.540 mercedes like 0.99

02:23:14.580 amg level

02:23:15.720 like okay

02:23:16.280 that makes

02:23:16.920 sense because

02:23:17.660 that car can 0.99

02:23:18.340 haul ass 0.98

02:23:19.060 yeah and i 0.99

02:23:19.960 think they

02:23:20.300 did actually

02:23:20.900 get away

02:23:21.420 um but

02:23:23.040 like if

02:23:23.440 you're like

02:23:23.800 there was a

02:23:24.440 lady that 0.96

02:23:24.820 was driving 1.00

02:23:25.220 a fucking 1.00

02:23:25.700 minivan 1.00

02:23:26.220 trying to

02:23:28.300 get away

02:23:28.780 right i'm

02:23:30.960 like what

02:23:31.280 are you doing

02:23:31.680 lady like

02:23:32.500 and and

02:23:33.580 half the time

02:23:34.140 she was only

02:23:34.580 going like

02:23:35.140 30 miles

02:23:35.720 now like she

02:23:36.160 wasn't even 0.97

02:23:36.560 fucking going 0.95

02:23:37.200 fast it was 0.99

02:23:38.260 like an oj 1.00

02:23:38.880 type fucking 1.00

02:23:39.660 chase it all 0.99

02:23:40.600 started with 0.99

02:23:41.000 oj fucking 0.99

02:23:41.760 guy yeah 1.00

02:23:43.560 right now

02:23:44.460 it's a thing

02:23:44.980 smoky oh

02:23:46.980 where is that

02:23:47.560 i got that

02:23:48.480 that's kind

02:23:50.180 of

02:23:50.280 shout out

02:23:50.960 to my

02:23:51.480 homeboy

02:23:51.940 oj simpson

02:23:53.200 you probably

02:23:54.040 did work

02:23:54.540 baby

02:23:54.840 what

02:23:57.180 do you

02:23:58.000 want me to

02:23:58.220 find the

02:23:58.440 police chase

02:23:59.000 come on 1.00

02:24:01.640 fuck whatever 1.00

02:24:02.380 i kind of 1.00

02:24:05.560 want to see

02:24:06.000 that

02:24:06.240 i'm in

02:24:06.580 the police

02:24:07.020 chase why 0.98

02:24:07.520 the fuck 0.99

02:24:07.840 not 1.00

02:24:08.180 someone send

02:24:10.280 it

02:24:10.580 see what

02:24:11.100 happens

02:24:11.480 hey

02:24:12.120 kaylee can

02:24:12.980 you send

02:24:13.280 it to me

02:24:14.480 on telegram

02:24:17.440 probably

02:24:20.060 chasing

02:24:20.420 an

02:24:20.600 arsonist 0.97

02:24:21.260 i want

02:24:23.880 to see

02:24:24.100 how smoky

02:24:24.740 it is

02:24:25.060 though

02:24:25.360 or one

02:24:26.840 of those

02:24:27.120 looting

02:24:27.420 firefighters

02:24:28.080 hear about

02:24:29.460 that one 1.00

02:24:29.940 fucking guys 1.00

02:24:30.660 are dressing 1.00

02:24:31.080 up as

02:24:31.520 firefighters to

02:24:32.300 go in and

02:24:32.720 loot people's

02:24:33.340 homes

02:24:33.640 hey wait you

02:24:34.560 know what else

02:24:34.960 i haven't

02:24:35.340 checked yet

02:24:35.720 today johnny

02:24:36.400 guess what i

02:24:37.840 haven't checked

02:24:38.480 my favorite

02:24:39.480 my favorite

02:24:40.600 thing

02:24:41.080 oh boy

02:24:42.620 you know

02:24:43.560 what is

02:24:44.060 it

02:24:44.280 i don't

02:24:48.020 wanna

02:24:48.360 what is

02:24:49.260 my favorite

02:24:49.780 what is

02:24:50.280 my favorite

02:24:50.680 thing to

02:24:51.060 do

02:24:51.240 every day

02:24:52.160 well now

02:24:55.500 i don't

02:24:55.820 know now

02:24:56.260 i'm overthinking

02:24:56.920 it i don't 0.97

02:24:57.520 fucking know 0.95

02:24:58.120 well i feel 0.99

02:24:58.920 like this is

02:24:59.320 pretty easy

02:24:59.740 for you i

02:25:00.260 like to

02:25:00.560 check and

02:25:00.920 see what

02:25:01.400 do i

02:25:01.600 check to

02:25:01.920 see i

02:25:03.040 feel like

02:25:03.280 you should

02:25:03.500 know this

02:25:03.940 i probably

02:25:05.860 do but

02:25:06.520 now you

02:25:07.220 put me on

02:25:07.660 the spot

02:25:08.080 so i'm 0.93

02:25:08.400 retarded 1.00

02:25:08.820 oh i

02:25:09.580 send it

02:25:09.840 to you

02:25:10.000 every day

02:25:11.080 no nothing

02:25:15.520 okay

02:25:15.900 nothing

02:25:16.640 all right

02:25:17.540 i'm burning

02:25:17.980 thank you

02:25:20.320 and feel 0.96

02:25:21.240 super stupid 0.99

02:25:21.900 when you 1.00

02:25:22.300 fucking do 1.00

02:25:23.060 it and i 1.00

02:25:23.520 realize what

02:25:24.120 it is too

02:25:24.740 yeah well

02:25:25.620 you're gonna

02:25:26.240 thank you

02:25:28.000 kaylee you're

02:25:28.840 the best

02:25:29.340 let's go

02:25:31.800 let's check

02:25:32.460 out some 0.99

02:25:32.820 fucking yeah 0.99

02:25:33.420 i am about 0.99

02:25:33.880 to smoke

02:25:34.200 some weed

02:25:34.540 peppermint

02:25:34.960 and maybe

02:25:37.200 for my

02:25:37.600 diabetes

02:25:38.060 because i'm

02:25:38.580 sure i'm

02:25:38.840 giving it

02:25:39.180 to myself

02:25:39.640 i'll be a

02:25:40.600 type two

02:25:41.020 okay

02:25:42.060 i don't

02:25:42.880 know how

02:25:43.640 should i

02:25:44.720 send you

02:25:45.140 the link

02:25:45.620 or should

02:25:46.320 i just

02:25:46.860 i can just

02:25:47.920 no just do

02:25:48.480 your share

02:25:48.760 screen it'll

02:25:49.320 automatically

02:25:49.840 work because

02:25:51.100 i don't

02:25:51.420 i don't have

02:25:52.980 it set up

02:25:53.420 to be

02:25:53.640 approved

02:25:54.060 whoops

02:25:54.860 i am

02:25:56.880 such a

02:25:57.460 i am

02:25:58.400 such a

02:25:58.880 greener

02:25:59.160 it's

02:25:59.340 insane

02:25:59.980 sometimes

02:26:00.580 i'm

02:26:06.960 sorry

02:26:07.260 i had

02:26:07.580 all

02:26:07.760 sorts

02:26:08.020 of

02:26:08.180 fun 1.00

02:26:08.420 fucking 0.99

02:26:08.760 working 1.00

02:26:09.280 with

02:26:09.500 that

02:26:09.680 new

02:26:09.860 video

02:26:10.180 editing

02:26:10.480 program

02:26:11.180 okay

02:26:18.920 okay i have

02:26:19.440 to go

02:26:19.760 here and

02:26:20.480 then go

02:26:20.720 to this

02:26:21.000 one

02:26:21.320 screen share

02:26:23.180 live police

02:26:25.200 chase

02:26:25.860 also share

02:26:27.960 tab audio

02:26:28.860 is on

02:26:30.040 share

02:26:33.360 can we see

02:26:37.260 that

02:26:37.720 yeah

02:26:38.660 yep

02:26:39.740 possible

02:26:42.600 stolen

02:26:43.280 vehicle

02:26:43.920 oh they're

02:26:44.860 zooming into 1.00

02:26:45.520 fucking fire 1.00

02:26:46.340 man just 1.00

02:26:46.800 zoom back

02:26:47.220 in what's

02:26:47.640 the point of

02:26:47.920 having a

02:26:48.180 helicopter if

02:26:48.800 you're gonna 0.99

02:26:48.980 fucking zoom 0.97

02:26:49.940 right the 0.99

02:26:50.240 fuck in on 0.99

02:26:50.640 the guy's 1.00

02:26:50.980 windshield unless

02:26:51.640 they're trying

02:26:51.880 to see who

02:26:52.400 is inside

02:26:53.040 do i have

02:26:54.260 to stay on

02:26:54.720 the screen

02:26:55.180 no this is

02:26:57.420 good let her 0.90

02:26:58.040 go yeah i

02:26:58.620 think so he's

02:26:59.880 probably gonna 0.99

02:27:00.140 wipe the fuck 0.99

02:27:00.640 out here in a 0.99

02:27:01.240 no she's asking 0.95

02:27:02.400 if she needs to

02:27:03.320 stay on her

02:27:04.100 screen and i'm

02:27:05.180 pretty sure you

02:27:05.740 do

02:27:06.160 maybe not though i

02:27:07.900 don't know

02:27:08.540 you can still see

02:27:09.200 it whatever it's

02:27:10.060 working fine

02:27:10.600 don't touch

02:27:11.160 anybody yeah we

02:27:13.060 can still see it

02:27:13.760 yeah hey tell me

02:27:15.460 if you want audio

02:27:16.240 and i'll turn the

02:27:16.780 audio on on it

02:27:17.780 well it's it's

02:27:21.200 hazy it's definitely

02:27:22.580 hazy we don't need

02:27:24.760 the audio

02:27:25.040 we can come up

02:27:27.120 with our own 1.00

02:27:27.560 shit 1.00

02:27:27.820 we'll just pretend 1.00

02:27:30.340 that he's committed

02:27:31.880 to him to run

02:27:32.380 so the cops aren't

02:27:33.660 after him anymore

02:27:34.220 he's just uh

02:27:35.140 trying to outrun the

02:27:36.340 helicopter or

02:27:37.140 something i guess 1.00

02:27:37.900 fucking 0.99

02:27:38.560 reminds me of 0.99

02:27:40.460 why and that

02:27:40.980 that's the thing

02:27:41.700 all right like

02:27:43.240 it's almost

02:27:43.800 impossible

02:27:44.540 bailing the 0.99

02:27:45.260 fucking 1.00

02:27:45.500 helicopter 1.00

02:27:46.060 bailing oh

02:27:47.580 yeah he's got a

02:27:48.400 gun on him or

02:27:48.920 something you can

02:27:49.340 tell they're 0.99

02:27:49.720 fucking holding 1.00

02:27:50.240 something 1.00

02:27:50.660 yeah they're

02:27:52.280 bailing into a

02:27:53.480 building

02:27:53.920 yeah

02:27:54.520 no they're bailing

02:27:57.420 there's no cops

02:27:58.080 in sight

02:27:58.580 oh wait no

02:27:59.540 no cops in

02:28:00.500 sight

02:28:00.740 it looks like a

02:28:02.580 motel or

02:28:03.160 something

02:28:03.640 yeah

02:28:07.900 yeah you're

02:28:09.520 doing a great

02:28:09.900 job you're

02:28:10.320 camera guy

02:28:11.000 helicopter guy 1.00

02:28:11.900 like fucking 1.00

02:28:15.120 what are you 1.00

02:28:15.520 looking for

02:28:16.000 oh there's

02:28:17.580 is that one of

02:28:18.160 them no it's

02:28:19.000 not one of

02:28:19.380 them

02:28:20.060 unless he

02:28:20.940 changed unless

02:28:21.420 he just

02:28:21.800 disguised

02:28:22.900 himself

02:28:23.320 right

02:28:24.460 like oh now

02:28:26.200 you're gonna

02:28:26.500 look over here

02:28:27.000 oh there you

02:28:27.620 go now you're

02:28:28.260 thinking

02:28:28.520 my god man

02:28:30.020 what's the

02:28:30.420 point of

02:28:31.120 homeless people

02:28:33.680 oh do they

02:28:34.220 go in

02:28:34.580 there

02:28:34.860 who knows

02:28:36.020 they're probably

02:28:38.140 hot in there

02:28:39.500 that's got

02:28:39.820 nothing to do

02:28:40.220 with the

02:28:40.400 price of

02:28:40.700 that's where

02:28:41.120 you're gonna

02:28:41.440 oh

02:28:42.440 is that a

02:28:44.480 real helicopter

02:28:45.320 i know

02:28:47.140 eh yeah

02:28:47.660 yeah it was

02:28:48.320 yeah

02:28:48.560 no report

02:28:52.340 there's a

02:28:53.080 two helicopters

02:28:54.420 collided

02:28:54.800 homeless guys

02:29:00.620 just sleeping

02:29:01.120 there against

02:29:01.600 the wall

02:29:02.020 looks like

02:29:03.900 this stuff

02:29:04.480 helicopters

02:29:05.960 overhead

02:29:06.960 does anybody

02:29:14.360 know what

02:29:14.780 they actually

02:29:15.300 did

02:29:15.720 like what

02:29:16.960 was they

02:29:17.260 being chased

02:29:17.760 for

02:29:18.020 oh

02:29:18.340 it's a

02:29:20.760 possible

02:29:21.240 stolen

02:29:21.640 vehicle

02:29:22.060 yeah they're

02:29:22.800 gone

02:29:23.100 they're gone

02:29:23.680 they just

02:29:24.160 buggered off

02:29:24.640 into a

02:29:24.900 building

02:29:25.160 somewhere

02:29:25.560 they're

02:29:25.820 gone

02:29:26.120 they're

02:29:27.440 gone

02:29:28.260 they're

02:29:28.940 gone

02:29:29.460 they're

02:29:30.400 gonna 1.00

02:29:31.060 fucking 1.00

02:29:31.380 catch 1.00

02:29:31.660 them

02:29:31.780 now

02:29:32.000 this

02:29:32.600 helicopter

02:29:33.040 guy

02:29:33.320 scooter

02:29:34.020 yeah

02:29:35.360 they don't

02:29:38.340 even know

02:29:38.660 if they

02:29:38.880 went in

02:29:39.160 that door

02:29:39.580 let's see

02:29:39.880 and yeah

02:29:40.200 like here's

02:29:40.740 the thing

02:29:41.160 right

02:29:41.440 like once

02:29:42.120 they get

02:29:42.420 in

02:29:42.640 once they

02:29:43.240 get in

02:29:43.680 into that

02:29:44.380 building

02:29:44.820 this guy's

02:29:47.500 holding his

02:29:47.900 spot

02:29:48.140 who knows

02:29:48.620 where they

02:29:49.060 can come

02:29:50.180 back

02:29:50.500 out

02:29:50.860 yeah

02:29:54.640 excuse

02:29:59.020 me

02:29:59.260 they're

02:29:59.600 probably

02:29:59.840 in

02:29:59.980 another

02:30:00.180 car

02:30:00.500 and

02:30:00.660 gone

02:30:00.980 now

02:30:01.620 yeah

02:30:01.980 right

02:30:02.200 yeah

02:30:02.600 guess they're

02:30:03.680 getting away

02:30:04.160 on this

02:30:04.560 one

02:30:04.820 well where's

02:30:08.140 the track

02:30:08.540 that they

02:30:08.820 just bailed

02:30:09.340 in the middle

02:30:09.700 of the road

02:30:10.260 they went

02:30:10.700 through the 1.00

02:30:11.060 fucking 1.00

02:30:11.300 building 1.00

02:30:11.720 and there's

02:30:12.180 like a

02:30:12.460 door

02:30:12.820 or somewhere

02:30:14.540 else

02:30:15.060 this cameraman

02:30:15.860 and the

02:30:16.840 pilot

02:30:17.560 aren't the 0.99

02:30:18.300 fucking 0.99

02:30:18.560 best 0.99

02:30:18.980 at what

02:30:19.240 they're

02:30:19.640 in the 1.00

02:30:19.900 fucking 1.00

02:30:20.680 money 1.00

02:30:20.980 man

02:30:21.200 these

02:30:21.360 guys

02:30:21.540 are 1.00

02:30:21.660 idiots 1.00

02:30:21.840 probably 1.00

02:30:25.720 that guy

02:30:26.400 right there

02:30:26.880 he's just

02:30:27.280 like standing

02:30:27.820 around

02:30:28.220 like oh

02:30:28.780 where'd he

02:30:29.100 go

02:30:29.360 yeah

02:30:41.580 they're

02:30:41.780 gone

02:30:42.000 they're

02:30:42.520 gone

02:30:42.740 yeah

02:30:46.100 yeah

02:30:47.200 at this

02:30:47.560 point

02:30:47.800 I'm sure

02:30:48.560 well

02:30:48.920 and like

02:30:49.360 unless

02:30:49.700 they're

02:30:49.920 just 1.00

02:30:50.140 fucking 1.00

02:30:50.460 hiding 1.00

02:30:50.920 like I

02:30:51.400 guess

02:30:51.660 the real

02:30:52.320 question

02:30:52.660 is

02:30:52.900 what is

02:30:53.460 that

02:30:53.640 building

02:30:53.960 it looks

02:30:54.940 like an

02:30:55.320 abandoned

02:30:55.940 like a

02:30:57.200 mall

02:30:57.480 it looks

02:30:57.920 like they

02:30:59.620 could probably

02:31:00.120 one job

02:31:01.500 I know one

02:31:01.980 of the guys

02:31:02.380 had a gray

02:31:03.120 hoodie on like

02:31:03.640 that guy

02:31:03.980 but it was

02:31:04.280 lighter I think

02:31:04.820 but you had

02:31:06.000 one job to

02:31:06.560 keep your eye

02:31:07.180 on them

02:31:07.900 the whole

02:31:08.340 time

02:31:08.820 and as soon

02:31:09.480 as you

02:31:09.720 lose them

02:31:10.320 like

02:31:11.360 yeah right

02:31:12.000 you're the

02:31:12.540 helicopter with

02:31:13.240 the camera

02:31:13.660 as soon as

02:31:14.320 you lose

02:31:14.680 like watch

02:31:15.240 these guys

02:31:17.640 they lost

02:31:18.840 them

02:31:19.000 now they're

02:31:19.840 locked

02:31:20.100 now they're

02:31:20.440 gone

02:31:20.720 they're

02:31:21.980 gone

02:31:22.220 they go

02:31:22.800 well that

02:31:23.540 one guy

02:31:23.840 did have

02:31:24.140 a dark

02:31:24.500 hoodie

02:31:24.720 that could 0.68

02:31:25.060 have been

02:31:25.260 one of

02:31:25.460 the guys

02:31:25.740 there yeah

02:31:26.220 this is like

02:31:27.920 oh wait

02:31:28.540 yeah we're

02:31:29.320 out of here

02:31:29.620 is this

02:31:30.580 like

02:31:31.360 this previous

02:31:33.180 footage

02:31:33.540 yeah

02:31:34.200 looks like

02:31:35.780 he left

02:31:36.040 prince

02:31:36.300 actually was

02:31:36.860 the dude

02:31:37.180 look there's

02:31:37.940 someone coming

02:31:38.400 out of the

02:31:38.740 door

02:31:39.000 now he's just

02:31:40.640 standing there

02:31:41.220 like he didn't

02:31:41.880 do anything

02:31:42.460 and this

02:31:47.380 guy's running

02:31:48.120 he's limping

02:31:49.080 a little bit

02:31:49.640 yeah so

02:31:50.680 they're done

02:31:51.160 probably

02:31:52.240 because

02:31:52.440 they went

02:31:52.760 into the

02:31:53.180 building

02:31:53.560 that's it

02:31:55.020 buddy just

02:31:55.380 walk like

02:31:55.800 normal

02:31:56.100 no you

02:31:56.520 probably got

02:31:56.820 shot in the

02:31:57.240 leg or 0.63

02:31:57.560 something

02:31:57.820 there was

02:31:59.880 a guy that

02:32:00.360 was standing

02:32:00.860 in the

02:32:01.200 road

02:32:01.500 yeah a guy

02:32:02.820 with a

02:32:03.000 gray hoodie

02:32:03.440 all right

02:32:04.740 we're a couple 1.00

02:32:05.700 fucking foreigners 1.00

02:32:06.960 venezuela 1.00

02:32:08.080 or something

02:32:08.600 nope

02:32:10.160 somebody

02:32:13.640 that's

02:32:14.460 dark hoodie

02:32:15.100 what is

02:32:16.680 unfolding

02:32:17.220 there on

02:32:17.720 the streets

02:32:18.240 in la

02:32:18.860 we'll bring

02:32:20.180 that to you

02:32:20.860 but they

02:32:21.200 are in

02:32:21.620 commercial

02:32:22.000 break

02:32:22.500 steward

02:32:23.460 steward

02:32:25.000 11 yeah

02:32:26.160 tell him

02:32:26.540 thank you

02:32:27.160 yeah i think

02:32:28.720 that could 0.68

02:32:29.320 be him

02:32:29.860 that weird 1.00

02:32:33.440 fucking jog 0.99

02:32:34.400 yeah that 1.00

02:32:35.700 fucking gave 0.99

02:32:36.220 him away 1.00

02:32:36.560 i should

02:32:37.780 have just

02:32:38.040 walked

02:32:38.420 he had to

02:32:39.100 walk like

02:32:39.480 that

02:32:39.640 everything's

02:32:40.240 normal

02:32:40.560 yeah right

02:32:42.600 listen to

02:32:43.680 the pilot

02:32:45.160 not a

02:32:49.140 problem

02:32:49.440 thank you

02:32:50.560 for getting

02:32:50.860 off of

02:32:51.220 us

02:32:51.440 actually

02:32:51.980 copy

02:32:52.500 he's talking

02:32:55.700 to the

02:32:55.900 other pilot

02:32:56.300 the other

02:32:56.700 helicopter

02:32:57.140 oh

02:33:00.080 yeah

02:33:01.380 they're

02:33:01.780 i was just

02:33:02.520 about to

02:33:02.900 hit this

02:33:03.340 myself

02:33:04.320 so that's

02:33:09.320 kind of

02:33:09.580 what it

02:33:09.800 reminds me

02:33:10.200 of

02:33:10.360 yeah i feel like 0.99

02:33:31.460 what the fuck 0.97

02:33:35.820 is this now 0.99

02:33:36.300 okay

02:33:36.960 we're done

02:33:38.580 yeah i don't

02:33:39.840 know they went

02:33:40.540 on to something

02:33:41.060 else they're done

02:33:41.780 with that they

02:33:42.340 lost them 0.99

02:33:42.920 fucking way to 1.00

02:33:43.800 go way to 1.00

02:33:45.480 fucking go 0.99

02:33:46.240 that's like 1.00

02:33:47.780 that's the only

02:33:48.660 time i've seen

02:33:49.320 the chopper be 0.99

02:33:50.020 shit 1.00

02:33:50.340 yeah man 1.00

02:33:52.820 you have one

02:33:54.780 job man

02:33:55.480 you got one

02:33:56.020 job

02:33:56.460 like usually

02:33:59.620 that chopper's

02:34:00.320 on point

02:34:00.800 it's like

02:34:02.000 hundred thousand

02:34:03.280 dollars equipment 0.99

02:34:04.120 and shit 1.00

02:34:04.620 you fucking 1.00

02:34:05.660 lose them 1.00

02:34:06.220 it's like

02:34:06.500 what

02:34:06.740 you know

02:34:07.980 you may as

02:34:08.520 well just

02:34:08.740 keep pursuing

02:34:09.280 them then

02:34:09.800 i guess

02:34:10.580 endanger more

02:34:13.560 people

02:34:13.920 all for a

02:34:19.440 stolen vehicle

02:34:20.140 all right

02:34:21.100 well it's

02:34:21.860 probably using

02:34:22.260 a robbery

02:34:22.740 or something

02:34:23.180 i'm sure

02:34:23.520 there's more

02:34:23.800 of the story

02:34:24.240 right

02:34:24.540 yeah

02:34:25.260 if you steal

02:34:25.980 a vehicle

02:34:26.320 you use it

02:34:26.820 to do a 1.00

02:34:27.160 fucking 1.00

02:34:27.400 b&e 1.00

02:34:27.940 or a robbery

02:34:28.940 or something

02:34:29.380 you don't

02:34:30.360 use your

02:34:30.620 own vehicle

02:34:31.040 for crime

02:34:31.480 you use

02:34:31.740 someone else's

02:34:32.420 not like

02:34:35.340 i'm speaking

02:34:35.660 from experience

02:34:36.280 or anything

02:34:36.620 at least

02:34:40.480 the halfway

02:34:41.100 smart ones

02:34:43.300 anyway

02:34:43.620 right

02:34:44.120 could you

02:34:44.980 imagine 1.00

02:34:45.300 fucking 1.00

02:34:45.680 pulling up 1.00

02:34:46.260 to a bank

02:34:46.700 robbery

02:34:47.120 in your own 1.00

02:34:47.860 fucking 1.00

02:34:48.300 vehicle 1.00

02:34:48.760 yeah

02:34:49.600 well you

02:34:50.540 could play 1.00

02:34:50.840 stupid 1.00

02:34:51.120 and say 1.00

02:34:51.420 i was kidnapped

02:34:52.080 or you

02:34:53.160 could just

02:34:53.380 go home

02:34:53.760 and lay

02:34:54.020 in bed

02:34:54.380 and say

02:34:54.620 my car

02:34:55.000 was stolen

02:34:55.400 i didn't

02:34:55.620 even know

02:34:55.840 it was

02:34:56.020 gone

02:34:56.360 yeah maybe

02:34:58.440 right 0.99

02:34:59.740 i got fucking 1.00

02:35:03.740 shit-faced 1.00

02:35:04.220 last night 0.99

02:35:04.800 someone 0.99

02:35:05.240 fucking 1.00

02:35:05.640 took my 1.00

02:35:06.020 car

02:35:06.240 i got

02:35:06.460 left my

02:35:06.760 keys in

02:35:07.080 the car

02:35:07.320 were you

02:35:07.660 saying

02:35:07.860 you were

02:35:08.040 drinking

02:35:08.220 and driving

02:35:08.560 no i

02:35:09.240 always leave

02:35:09.560 my keys

02:35:09.860 in the car

02:35:10.240 man

02:35:10.500 that's just

02:35:11.060 i live in

02:35:11.840 a high trust

02:35:12.300 society 1.00

02:35:12.740 fucking 1.00

02:35:13.880 whatever 1.00

02:35:14.480 um

02:35:15.840 there's no

02:35:16.520 law against 1.00

02:35:17.020 stupid 1.00

02:35:17.420 right 1.00

02:35:18.600 like that to

02:35:19.720 prove that

02:35:20.140 you know 1.00

02:35:20.500 you fucking 1.00

02:35:21.040 were somewhere 1.00

02:35:21.880 and you did

02:35:22.360 something

02:35:22.680 it's like

02:35:22.920 no my car

02:35:23.500 was there

02:35:23.880 i wasn't

02:35:24.300 there

02:35:24.560 there's

02:35:26.000 ways

02:35:26.420 there's

02:35:26.820 ways

02:35:27.060 you need

02:35:27.280 to get 1.00

02:35:27.440 a fucking 1.00

02:35:27.680 lawyer 1.00

02:35:27.940 though

02:35:28.200 that's

02:35:30.560 true too

02:35:31.020 or you

02:35:33.260 could just

02:35:33.600 not

02:35:34.100 rob banks

02:35:34.800 don't put

02:35:37.040 yourself in

02:35:37.440 that situation

02:35:38.000 in the first

02:35:38.380 place

02:35:38.640 seems like

02:35:39.840 the super

02:35:40.360 easy thing

02:35:41.100 to do

02:35:41.880 right

02:35:42.220 i'm too

02:35:43.740 cheap to pay

02:35:44.200 for a lawyer

02:35:44.520 anyways i just

02:35:44.980 represent myself

02:35:45.700 which means

02:35:46.180 deal time

02:35:46.760 right 1.00

02:35:47.180 fuck 0.99

02:35:48.140 yeah i've 0.99

02:35:50.440 i've only

02:35:50.920 ever represented

02:35:51.680 myself once

02:35:52.560 and it was

02:35:52.940 in family

02:35:53.400 court and 0.99

02:35:53.860 it fucking 0.99

02:35:54.400 did not 0.99

02:35:55.020 go well

02:35:55.520 especially

02:35:56.660 family court

02:35:57.400 man that's

02:35:57.900 the one time

02:35:58.540 you lawyer

02:35:58.940 up

02:35:59.180 yeah 1.00

02:35:59.480 fuck 1.00

02:36:00.300 i know 1.00

02:36:00.820 it sucks 0.91

02:36:01.180 but it did 0.98

02:36:01.820 not go well

02:36:02.940 well and it

02:36:04.080 especially didn't

02:36:04.780 go well when i

02:36:05.480 finally had enough

02:36:06.320 of it and 0.99

02:36:07.640 just fucking 0.99

02:36:08.820 went on an 1.00

02:36:09.400 epic rant

02:36:10.040 they didn't

02:36:12.780 like that

02:36:13.280 yeah i like

02:36:14.360 sarah's handle

02:36:15.020 too there

02:36:15.520 sarah likes

02:36:17.060 guns and

02:36:17.360 coffee

02:36:17.600 yeah

02:36:19.600 i have a

02:36:20.780 sticker

02:36:21.060 i don't

02:36:21.380 love anything

02:36:21.820 about

02:36:22.080 wouldn't sound

02:36:24.640 right if it

02:36:24.920 said coffee

02:36:25.420 and guns but

02:36:25.960 i'm pretty

02:36:26.240 sure coffee

02:36:26.800 comes first

02:36:27.360 before the

02:36:27.760 guns

02:36:28.080 could have

02:36:29.500 a coffee

02:36:29.860 before you

02:36:30.240 should

02:36:30.680 probably

02:36:31.640 because if

02:36:32.340 you get a

02:36:32.720 gun before

02:36:33.220 you get

02:36:33.580 your coffee

02:36:34.380 is there

02:36:35.380 anything like

02:36:35.900 me that's

02:36:36.460 going to

02:36:36.660 result in

02:36:37.120 dead people

02:36:37.740 right

02:36:38.400 gotta have

02:36:39.560 some coffee

02:36:40.000 first so i

02:36:40.520 don't go

02:36:40.800 crazy i can't

02:36:41.740 even talk to

02:36:42.480 people without 0.96

02:36:43.120 a coffee don't 1.00

02:36:44.120 fucking give me 1.00

02:36:44.740 a gun 1.00

02:36:45.680 that's why i

02:36:47.160 don't own a

02:36:47.480 gun man

02:36:47.960 i will be

02:36:49.620 strapped all

02:36:50.200 the time so

02:36:50.920 i'd put my

02:36:51.620 i put probably

02:36:52.660 have my gun

02:36:53.420 on me while i

02:36:54.280 poured my

02:36:54.700 coffee

02:36:55.100 yeah right

02:36:57.000 so

02:36:57.740 here you go

02:37:00.280 good chance

02:37:01.800 on that

02:37:02.220 not here

02:37:02.720 so sadly

02:37:05.920 all right what 0.97

02:37:06.620 the fuck else 0.98

02:37:07.340 do we have 0.99

02:37:07.940 don't know

02:37:09.380 yeah i don't

02:37:11.400 know either

02:37:11.940 what was all 1.00

02:37:12.960 that shit 1.00

02:37:13.440 before i was 1.00

02:37:13.860 here again 0.99

02:37:14.580 what fucking 0.99

02:37:18.860 weird hell of 1.00

02:37:19.740 shit was that 0.99

02:37:20.520 again 1.00

02:37:20.940 let's see what

02:37:23.180 have i got

02:37:23.560 already talked

02:37:24.180 about

02:37:24.420 this one

02:37:26.080 um

02:37:27.300 yeah whatever

02:37:28.860 bring something

02:37:29.400 up i know you 1.00

02:37:30.060 got some shit 1.00

02:37:30.660 yeah 1.00

02:37:31.520 let's see

02:37:37.520 i got

02:37:42.460 something

02:37:42.800 you got

02:37:45.180 something

02:37:45.620 i got

02:37:46.100 something

02:37:46.460 what do you

02:37:47.000 got

02:37:47.280 can i play

02:37:48.960 it

02:37:49.360 it's greg

02:37:50.960 white cliff

02:37:51.420 we play

02:37:52.140 greg

02:37:52.460 will greg

02:37:52.880 be upset

02:37:53.600 would greg

02:37:55.640 be upset

02:37:56.020 if we

02:37:56.440 played greg

02:37:57.020 on

02:37:57.200 why would

02:37:58.720 he be

02:37:58.980 upset that

02:37:59.540 we 0.99

02:37:59.760 fucking 1.00

02:38:00.480 played 1.00

02:38:00.880 his stuff

02:38:01.640 so people

02:38:02.200 could see

02:38:02.700 it

02:38:02.920 where's that

02:38:05.180 video i sent

02:38:06.120 you oh

02:38:06.820 that's on

02:38:07.800 instagram isn't

02:38:08.780 it with the

02:38:09.360 train

02:38:09.840 i don't know

02:38:12.060 i haven't looked

02:38:12.720 at my instagram

02:38:13.340 in a while

02:38:13.960 do you see this

02:38:15.340 or no

02:38:15.720 no

02:38:18.220 not yet

02:38:19.000 can't see

02:38:19.880 it

02:38:20.180 once you

02:38:22.160 once you

02:38:22.480 actually hit

02:38:23.080 the share

02:38:23.480 screen it'll

02:38:24.200 just pop

02:38:24.680 up

02:38:25.020 you don't

02:38:25.460 the site

02:38:27.300 will be able

02:38:27.800 to see

02:38:28.080 yeah that's

02:38:28.920 what i'm

02:38:29.260 trying to

02:38:29.760 do 1.00

02:38:30.000 fuck 1.00

02:38:30.780 fuck 1.00

02:38:31.180 that's 1.00

02:38:31.480 cool

02:38:31.720 why isn't

02:38:37.700 it popping

02:38:38.080 up man

02:38:38.580 now i'm

02:38:40.920 getting pissed

02:38:41.260 off i did

02:38:41.660 it before

02:38:42.060 i'm not even

02:38:44.460 really buzzed

02:38:45.180 yet

02:38:45.520 shift

02:38:47.040 share screen

02:38:50.680 yes

02:38:51.820 races a

02:38:54.920 social contract

02:38:55.600 yeah gotcha

02:38:56.580 shared

02:38:57.340 boom sharing

02:38:58.500 now it's

02:39:00.020 shared

02:39:00.300 how come

02:39:01.540 you're not

02:39:01.780 getting it

02:39:02.260 i have no

02:39:03.840 idea

02:39:04.300 do you have

02:39:06.000 to bring it

02:39:06.340 up

02:39:06.520 no

02:39:07.660 i'm not

02:39:07.960 sure

02:39:08.240 no i'm

02:39:09.340 not sure

02:39:09.700 what what's

02:39:10.660 i'm not

02:39:11.660 sure um

02:39:12.760 because i've

02:39:13.400 got it set

02:39:13.880 that you

02:39:14.200 should just

02:39:14.580 be able to

02:39:15.160 simply

02:39:15.680 share your

02:39:17.260 screen and

02:39:17.720 it just

02:39:18.020 automatically

02:39:18.480 is approved 0.99

02:39:19.080 fuck i 0.99

02:39:20.040 don't know 1.00

02:39:20.380 what's going

02:39:21.080 on okay

02:39:22.080 i got it

02:39:23.320 sarah knows

02:39:26.980 what she

02:39:27.320 so we'll

02:39:28.260 go to her

02:39:28.940 first

02:39:29.480 there's

02:39:32.000 there's a link

02:39:32.740 there's a link

02:39:32.760 for it anyways

02:39:33.380 just in case

02:39:35.880 everybody is

02:39:36.920 not aware

02:39:37.500 this is my

02:39:38.060 favorite thing

02:39:38.820 ever

02:39:39.300 oh my god

02:39:44.740 okay

02:39:45.300 okay yeah

02:39:45.900 yeah

02:39:46.180 yeah

02:39:46.420 oh my god

02:39:49.820 oh my god

02:39:50.180 oh my god

02:39:51.260 i got it on

02:39:53.960 tape

02:39:54.220 i just got

02:39:55.300 that

02:39:55.560 i just

02:39:57.140 oh my god

02:39:57.880 oh my god

02:39:57.940 oh my god

02:39:58.200 oh my god

02:39:59.700 oh my god

02:40:00.600 oh my god

02:40:01.880 oh my god

02:40:03.880 oh my god

02:40:04.680 i i don't

02:40:09.120 understand the 1.00

02:40:11.760 stupidity 1.00

02:40:12.500 it's a train 1.00

02:40:14.520 it's going really

02:40:15.160 slow though

02:40:15.820 stay away from

02:40:16.600 seeing the

02:40:17.200 videos

02:40:17.480 they're going

02:40:17.840 really fast

02:40:18.360 okay wait

02:40:18.760 it has to

02:40:19.480 get better

02:40:19.880 it's going to

02:40:20.780 get better

02:40:21.100 guys

02:40:21.360 this is it

02:40:21.800 going really

02:40:22.280 slow 1.00

02:40:22.680 the fucking 1.00

02:40:23.520 bright line 0.99

02:40:24.040 goes so

02:40:24.700 fast

02:40:25.220 watch

02:40:25.800 watch the 1.00

02:40:27.300 shit 1.00

02:40:27.740 nope 1.00

02:40:28.680 still slow

02:40:29.520 okay

02:40:31.160 if anybody

02:40:32.520 doesn't know

02:40:33.220 the bright line

02:40:33.940 goes so 0.97

02:40:35.000 fucking fast 0.99

02:40:35.860 through residential 0.99

02:40:36.760 florida

02:40:37.440 and some

02:40:38.100 at least one

02:40:38.940 person dies

02:40:39.580 every day

02:40:40.120 because this

02:40:40.440 is a high

02:40:40.840 speed rail

02:40:41.340 train

02:40:41.680 and it is

02:40:42.360 the funniest

02:40:42.840 thing ever

02:40:43.580 they've got

02:40:47.820 to show the

02:40:48.200 ones where

02:40:48.500 it's going

02:40:48.760 fast

02:40:49.060 i can't

02:40:49.520 believe

02:40:49.760 this thing

02:40:50.620 is going

02:40:50.980 that's an

02:40:51.640 insurance job

02:40:52.400 where somebody

02:40:53.020 stole that

02:40:53.560 car or

02:40:53.960 something man

02:40:54.500 like do they

02:40:55.100 have an

02:40:55.460 influx

02:40:55.900 is that the

02:40:58.640 problem

02:40:59.240 oh yeah

02:41:00.240 double

02:41:02.880 they got hit

02:41:04.000 twice

02:41:04.480 oh here it

02:41:06.980 comes

02:41:07.260 like why would

02:41:08.180 you park

02:41:08.440 there and

02:41:08.940 they're all

02:41:09.180 out there

02:41:09.440 taking video

02:41:09.940 of it

02:41:10.320 because they're

02:41:11.240 parking these

02:41:11.680 cars there on

02:41:12.180 purpose man

02:41:12.680 because florida

02:41:13.160 man right

02:41:13.700 oh god

02:41:15.560 it's so

02:41:16.020 good

02:41:16.360 yeah what

02:41:17.520 are you

02:41:17.640 doing there

02:41:18.060 man like

02:41:18.500 you're like

02:41:19.000 and

02:41:21.280 it gets

02:41:22.320 I don't

02:41:22.740 I don't

02:41:23.360 understand

02:41:23.740 it

02:41:24.080 oh

02:41:27.280 oh

02:41:27.400 oh yeah

02:41:30.640 see

02:41:31.120 they're just

02:41:37.480 leaving hot

02:41:38.000 on the train

02:41:39.340 track

02:41:39.640 so they're

02:41:40.200 stealing cars

02:41:40.840 leaving the

02:41:41.220 train tracks

02:41:41.840 and getting 1.00

02:41:42.260 fucking 1.00

02:41:42.720 photos of 1.00

02:41:43.520 it

02:41:43.660 I mean

02:41:45.980 that

02:41:46.200 oh here

02:41:46.980 we go

02:41:47.380 yeah

02:41:47.800 that's

02:41:48.060 oh

02:41:48.960 yes 1.00

02:41:51.120 fucking 1.00

02:41:51.560 smokes 1.00

02:41:52.120 are

02:41:52.380 that

02:41:53.040 is

02:41:53.200 for that

02:41:53.860 particular

02:41:54.960 one that

02:41:55.560 has to

02:41:56.060 be it

02:41:56.520 because

02:41:56.780 why the 0.99

02:41:57.700 fuck 0.99

02:41:57.980 would you 1.00

02:41:58.220 oh

02:41:59.540 because that

02:42:00.000 trailer

02:42:00.400 is when you

02:42:00.920 go over that

02:42:01.380 trailer right

02:42:03.020 in the middle

02:42:03.380 that trailer

02:42:03.840 is gonna get

02:42:04.180 stuck

02:42:04.560 car carriers

02:42:05.560 I can always

02:42:06.120 get stuck

02:42:06.520 on that 1.00

02:42:06.820 shit man 1.00

02:42:07.300 this guy 1.00

02:42:08.280 should know

02:42:08.720 better than

02:42:09.140 that man

02:42:09.640 oh

02:42:11.240 oh

02:42:12.400 jesus

02:42:12.940 well I mean

02:42:13.760 everybody should

02:42:14.560 know better to

02:42:15.320 not go through a 1.00

02:42:16.320 fucking rail crossing 1.00

02:42:17.440 when a train is 1.00

02:42:18.260 coming but

02:42:18.960 apparently

02:42:19.820 yeah but he got

02:42:21.220 stuck though

02:42:21.840 something people

02:42:22.620 need to be

02:42:23.220 reminded of

02:42:25.020 I guess

02:42:25.960 there's other

02:42:27.280 trailers trailers that

02:42:28.180 ride low too

02:42:29.060 and those connections

02:42:29.720 those double 0.98

02:42:30.240 trailers 1.00

02:42:30.660 they're fucking 1.00

02:42:32.000 low clearance 1.00

02:42:32.660 right from

02:42:33.120 clearance and

02:42:33.760 they get stuck

02:42:34.460 my god

02:42:39.600 it's not as

02:42:43.660 funny

02:42:43.820 like how

02:42:44.200 like I don't

02:42:44.860 understand why

02:42:45.440 it's hard for

02:42:45.980 people to not

02:42:46.700 get hit by a

02:42:47.300 train

02:42:47.500 like it's

02:42:48.560 huge

02:42:48.940 it's loud

02:42:49.740 you know

02:42:50.420 it's coming 1.00

02:42:51.380 just idiots 1.00

02:42:59.600 yeah well 1.00

02:43:01.540 I heard man

02:43:03.200 I don't know

02:43:05.100 why this is so

02:43:05.780 funny to me but

02:43:06.340 I honestly think

02:43:06.940 it's the best

02:43:07.400 thing ever

02:43:08.000 oh there's a

02:43:11.460 slab of flag

02:43:12.040 there you go

02:43:12.560 I mean it is

02:43:13.420 funny

02:43:13.780 right

02:43:16.480 oh yeah

02:43:17.860 I'm gonna

02:43:18.220 beat the track

02:43:19.100 beat the train

02:43:19.700 I guess

02:43:20.060 I'm sorry

02:43:21.300 people's own 0.99

02:43:22.140 stupidity 1.00

02:43:22.920 is fun 1.00

02:43:23.660 what

02:43:30.280 waving

02:43:30.860 oh yeah

02:43:31.420 hey hey

02:43:31.880 wait

02:43:32.400 stop

02:43:32.840 stop

02:43:33.240 train

02:43:33.600 don't hit

02:43:34.160 my truck

02:43:34.680 oh no 0.95

02:43:35.320 you're an 1.00

02:43:35.740 idiot 1.00

02:43:35.920 oh my god 1.00

02:43:37.920 yeah well 1.00

02:43:38.700 what the fuck 1.00

02:43:39.360 man 1.00

02:43:39.600 yeah right

02:43:40.480 you should be

02:43:42.100 grateful you're

02:43:42.520 not in that

02:43:42.920 truck

02:43:43.160 don't

02:43:44.720 don't hit

02:43:45.180 it

02:43:45.660 skadoosh 0.57

02:43:59.480 on the train

02:44:00.380 yeah

02:44:00.780 while the car

02:44:01.520 gets skadooshed

02:44:02.560 oh there it

02:44:02.920 is

02:44:03.180 that's I'll

02:44:04.560 fire it 0.90

02:44:04.900 through it

02:44:06.180 that's 1.00

02:44:08.600 fucking 1.00

02:44:09.000 ha 0.99

02:44:10.540 right

02:44:12.460 I've done

02:44:13.860 it though

02:44:14.260 so I'm

02:44:14.940 kind of

02:44:15.180 guilty

02:44:15.440 but I

02:44:16.860 could see

02:44:17.100 the train

02:44:17.480 I saw

02:44:17.840 how slow

02:44:18.300 it was

02:44:18.500 going

02:44:18.680 I've raced

02:44:24.660 the train

02:44:24.980 before

02:44:25.380 yoink 1.00

02:44:26.240 oh that's

02:44:27.560 a death

02:44:27.780 yeah

02:44:29.780 Taz brings up

02:44:30.560 a good point

02:44:31.100 here

02:44:31.500 there's

02:44:34.740 train

02:44:35.080 tism

02:44:35.440 and then

02:44:35.900 there is

02:44:36.420 Sarah

02:44:37.000 train

02:44:37.600 running

02:44:37.980 over

02:44:39.240 people

02:44:39.680 tism

02:44:40.140 yeah

02:44:41.400 it's a little

02:44:42.860 weird that you

02:44:43.460 do get this

02:44:44.040 excited over

02:44:44.720 it but

02:44:45.280 what are you

02:44:46.260 talking about

02:44:47.080 trains are

02:44:49.720 great

02:44:50.180 and

02:44:51.760 listen

02:44:52.240 Darwin's law

02:44:53.300 is my

02:44:53.600 favorite law

02:44:54.300 what happened

02:44:55.000 bye

02:44:58.700 unbelievable

02:45:01.840 yeah right

02:45:03.300 oh this should

02:45:03.740 be a good

02:45:04.080 shot

02:45:04.460 like why

02:45:07.660 would you

02:45:07.980 why

02:45:08.420 why would you

02:45:09.340 turn

02:45:09.660 into it

02:45:10.980 it's right 0.98

02:45:12.060 fucking there 0.99

02:45:12.620 oh on a 1.00

02:45:13.340 bike

02:45:13.760 like I

02:45:15.260 don't I

02:45:15.600 don't

02:45:15.880 oh man

02:45:18.640 no

02:45:19.280 that's even 0.99

02:45:20.620 dumber 1.00

02:45:21.020 people walking 1.00

02:45:21.840 like is this

02:45:23.160 thing silent

02:45:23.900 oh no

02:45:24.560 oh no

02:45:29.400 the people

02:45:29.960 I do

02:45:32.440 oh no

02:45:33.660 like the

02:45:34.220 upper right

02:45:34.720 corner

02:45:35.060 oh no

02:45:35.880 that's rough

02:45:37.160 that's

02:45:37.940 well I mean

02:45:38.880 how do you

02:45:39.740 not

02:45:39.940 like I

02:45:40.840 don't

02:45:40.900 I don't

02:45:43.740 I don't

02:45:44.380 get it

02:45:45.140 I don't

02:45:46.500 get it

02:45:47.380 I mean

02:45:49.900 I I've

02:45:50.600 there's

02:45:51.480 train tracks

02:45:53.480 all around

02:45:54.160 here

02:45:54.580 I've been

02:45:55.200 around here

02:45:55.780 a lot

02:45:56.160 I've never

02:45:56.940 been hit by

02:45:57.320 a train

02:45:57.560 right

02:45:58.440 no because

02:45:59.980 a lot of

02:46:00.240 these people

02:46:00.500 are doing

02:46:00.800 insurance jobs

02:46:01.720 and playing 1.00

02:46:02.520 stupid 1.00

02:46:02.980 no no 1.00

02:46:03.760 we got stuck

02:46:04.240 on either

02:46:04.540 side of the

02:46:05.300 thingamajiggy

02:46:06.240 well

02:46:06.600 because if you

02:46:08.720 had that much

02:46:09.340 time to get

02:46:10.020 out of the

02:46:10.480 car and get

02:46:11.380 to a safe

02:46:11.920 place you had

02:46:12.660 time to drive

02:46:13.440 it away

02:46:13.760 out of there

02:46:14.360 yeah

02:46:15.400 yeah

02:46:16.620 I'd rather

02:46:20.560 take my

02:46:20.900 chances driving

02:46:21.480 through the

02:46:21.840 barricade than

02:46:22.900 getting hit by

02:46:23.680 a train

02:46:24.060 oh

02:46:25.720 absolutely

02:46:26.760 I mean

02:46:31.460 I just

02:46:31.900 wouldn't be

02:46:32.400 caught in

02:46:32.940 between the

02:46:33.420 arms in the

02:46:34.000 first place

02:46:34.660 but

02:46:35.080 so many 1.00

02:46:38.720 dumb people 1.00

02:46:39.340 in the arms 1.00

02:46:41.120 of a train

02:46:42.480 it is

02:46:47.040 it is

02:46:47.440 slightly

02:46:47.960 concerning

02:46:49.820 it's pretty

02:46:51.240 good

02:46:51.400 slightly

02:46:51.860 what

02:46:54.160 oh

02:46:55.460 I mean

02:46:56.100 come on

02:46:56.540 y'all

02:46:56.900 I'm not that

02:46:59.500 excited

02:46:59.840 I just feel

02:47:00.380 like it's

02:47:00.740 I think it's

02:47:01.640 hilarious to

02:47:02.360 watch this

02:47:02.820 train every

02:47:03.440 day

02:47:03.740 and

02:47:04.780 every day

02:47:05.960 there's a new

02:47:06.460 article about

02:47:07.300 Brightline

02:47:08.280 taking someone

02:47:09.440 out

02:47:09.780 so

02:47:10.280 I don't know

02:47:13.120 I got yeeted

02:47:13.840 there about

02:47:14.240 five minutes

02:47:14.740 ago and I

02:47:15.260 had to 0.99

02:47:15.420 fucking bring 0.99

02:47:15.960 myself back 1.00

02:47:16.720 and refresh

02:47:17.520 it was weird

02:47:18.140 what's he doing

02:47:19.240 did he get

02:47:19.780 yeeted now and

02:47:20.480 come back

02:47:20.860 yeah apparently

02:47:21.620 because I just 0.99

02:47:22.060 got fucking 0.99

02:47:22.500 yeeted for no 0.99

02:47:23.040 reason I was

02:47:23.560 just sitting

02:47:23.860 here watching

02:47:24.380 trains and 1.00

02:47:25.120 shit and 0.99

02:47:25.520 like oh 1.00

02:47:26.000 now I'm not

02:47:26.540 here anymore

02:47:27.060 maybe maybe

02:47:28.760 it's my train

02:47:29.400 video

02:47:29.860 could be

02:47:31.340 yeah it

02:47:31.720 could be

02:47:32.080 yeah yeah

02:47:33.220 whoops

02:47:34.960 I thought

02:47:36.320 rumble was 0.99

02:47:36.980 less fucking 0.98

02:47:38.720 eggshell-y 0.99

02:47:39.640 I don't know

02:47:40.540 it usually is

02:47:42.060 I don't know

02:47:42.620 not sure what

02:47:43.340 happened maybe

02:47:43.840 it was his

02:47:44.540 his connection

02:47:45.720 that was

02:47:46.080 screwing it

02:47:46.460 up I don't

02:47:46.840 know

02:47:47.100 there he is

02:47:48.420 I don't

02:47:48.700 know

02:47:48.880 anyway

02:47:51.420 if anybody

02:47:54.420 wants a good

02:47:54.960 laugh every

02:47:55.480 single day just

02:47:56.160 Google Brightline

02:47:56.820 train

02:47:57.140 was it

02:47:59.360 red line

02:48:01.220 train

02:48:01.580 Brightline

02:48:02.660 Brightline

02:48:03.680 train

02:48:04.080 Brightline

02:48:04.600 like Mr

02:48:05.160 Brightline

02:48:06.080 Brightline

02:48:06.680 yeah

02:48:07.580 I watch

02:48:09.040 I watch

02:48:09.820 car cross

02:48:10.420 compilations

02:48:11.100 and road 0.99

02:48:12.080 rage shit 0.99

02:48:12.700 just to remind 0.99

02:48:13.980 me like how

02:48:14.520 much I don't

02:48:14.960 miss driving

02:48:15.540 I just

02:48:18.400 definitely like

02:48:18.960 to watch

02:48:19.260 trains smoke

02:48:20.540 people not

02:48:21.400 people but

02:48:22.140 well

02:48:23.620 we got to

02:48:25.420 witness that

02:48:26.200 we got to

02:48:28.040 witness you

02:48:28.600 just beaming

02:48:29.500 with pure

02:48:30.300 joy

02:48:31.060 as the

02:48:32.940 Brightline

02:48:33.560 destroyed

02:48:34.400 anything in

02:48:36.380 its path

02:48:36.880 it is so

02:48:38.120 fun

02:48:38.600 yay Brightline

02:48:39.640 oh hey

02:48:42.800 people take

02:48:43.340 great pleasure

02:48:44.080 in watching

02:48:44.780 me when I 0.99

02:48:45.420 fuck up 0.99

02:48:45.880 and do 1.00

02:48:46.140 stupid shit 1.00

02:48:46.760 so I do 1.00

02:48:47.700 take great

02:48:49.000 pleasure in

02:48:49.520 watching the

02:48:50.220 shortcomings of

02:48:51.180 others too

02:48:51.700 man 1.00

02:48:52.000 like fuck 1.00

02:48:52.500 man 1.00

02:48:52.820 I don't

02:48:53.520 I don't think

02:48:53.760 any person

02:48:54.620 in my life

02:48:55.600 John

02:48:55.980 yourself

02:48:56.740 included

02:48:57.440 would describe

02:48:58.740 me as

02:48:59.200 somebody

02:48:59.600 who

02:49:00.340 would not

02:49:01.800 get excited

02:49:02.300 by something

02:49:02.800 like that

02:49:03.360 like

02:49:04.200 well

02:49:06.700 as I said

02:49:07.700 before though

02:49:08.160 people's own 1.00

02:49:08.680 stupidity is 1.00

02:49:09.400 funny 1.00

02:49:09.740 Darwin's law

02:49:11.640 is my

02:49:12.220 favorite

02:49:12.900 law

02:49:13.720 none of my

02:49:14.720 friends would

02:49:15.140 disagree with

02:49:15.660 that

02:49:15.980 no it is

02:49:17.600 good

02:49:17.860 I love 1.00

02:49:18.880 watching stupid 1.00

02:49:19.560 from the 1.00

02:49:19.900 sidelines

02:49:20.380 huge fan

02:49:21.260 watching geeks

02:49:22.760 get hit by a

02:49:23.340 train makes

02:49:23.780 me moist

02:49:24.300 why are you

02:49:28.960 getting moist

02:49:29.760 I don't know

02:49:30.880 I just want to

02:49:31.920 say the word

02:49:32.300 moist 1.00

02:49:32.680 fuck up 0.99

02:49:33.660 okay 1.00

02:49:34.140 all right

02:49:34.680 what do you

02:49:36.600 mean

02:49:36.800 fair enough

02:49:37.300 well apparently

02:49:38.420 chris does

02:49:39.200 gives me a fuzzy

02:49:40.200 feeling

02:49:40.800 we're not

02:49:42.240 talking about 0.99

02:49:42.760 my vagina 1.00

02:49:43.280 at any time 1.00

02:49:43.960 at no point

02:49:47.360 are we going

02:49:47.700 to talk about 1.00

02:49:48.200 my vagina 1.00

02:49:48.800 not on this 1.00

02:49:50.000 stream

02:49:50.600 not ever

02:49:51.220 my god

02:49:53.780 we're just

02:49:55.360 going to

02:49:55.620 throw that

02:49:56.060 out there 1.00

02:49:56.520 right fucking 0.99

02:49:57.480 now 0.99

02:49:57.940 let me tell

02:49:59.040 you this

02:49:59.500 rules

02:50:01.720 kid

02:50:01.980 I am

02:50:02.460 no pervert

02:50:04.300 listen

02:50:09.020 linda 1.00

02:50:09.380 fucking 1.00

02:50:13.060 pre-moist 0.99

02:50:13.920 what

02:50:14.320 jesus

02:50:15.800 pre-moist

02:50:17.640 sounds 0.99

02:50:19.100 what the fuck 0.99

02:50:22.440 is wrong 0.99

02:50:22.940 is it still

02:50:25.760 sunny

02:50:26.040 I feel like

02:50:27.800 I should

02:50:28.120 have a

02:50:28.580 cook something

02:50:29.540 on a barbecue

02:50:30.120 tonight

02:50:30.460 I think I may

02:50:30.920 make some

02:50:31.340 burgers or

02:50:31.880 something

02:50:32.320 yeah it's

02:50:33.280 sunny

02:50:33.480 it's

02:50:33.860 not too

02:50:34.620 too

02:50:34.800 bad

02:50:35.080 that was

02:50:37.000 actually not

02:50:37.840 a bad idea

02:50:38.380 I haven't had

02:50:40.680 a good homemade

02:50:41.200 burger in a

02:50:41.800 while

02:50:42.060 right

02:50:42.820 yeah

02:50:44.000 I made

02:50:45.040 that tuna

02:50:45.660 salad I made

02:50:46.440 yesterday 1.00

02:50:46.800 fuck was that 0.99

02:50:47.620 ever bomb 1.00

02:50:48.260 I didn't

02:50:49.180 really know

02:50:49.500 what I

02:50:49.740 wanted to

02:50:50.120 eat

02:50:50.280 so I

02:50:50.780 put an

02:50:51.100 Asian

02:50:51.340 carrot

02:50:51.640 pickles

02:50:53.620 oh Chris

02:50:54.460 I used

02:50:54.760 Michelle's 0.77

02:50:55.240 dill pickles

02:50:55.820 oh you're

02:50:56.760 so good

02:50:57.620 tuna

02:50:59.420 and then I

02:51:00.200 had a

02:51:00.940 what's

02:51:01.480 what I

02:51:01.680 put in

02:51:01.920 there

02:51:02.160 I don't

02:51:04.640 even remember

02:51:05.160 now

02:51:05.600 Asian

02:51:07.380 carrot

02:51:07.720 oh an

02:51:09.560 onion

02:51:10.000 a Vidalia

02:51:10.920 onion

02:51:11.520 right

02:51:12.500 and salt

02:51:14.200 and pepper

02:51:14.740 green onion

02:51:16.300 no

02:51:16.920 no

02:51:17.540 no

02:51:17.920 it was just

02:51:18.420 stuff that I

02:51:18.880 had in the

02:51:19.300 fridge

02:51:19.580 because I

02:51:19.840 was just

02:51:20.060 like a

02:51:20.280 one tuna

02:51:20.580 salad

02:51:20.940 but I

02:51:21.260 didn't want

02:51:21.620 like a

02:51:22.220 noodley

02:51:22.600 tuna

02:51:22.900 salad

02:51:23.320 don't do

02:51:25.360 noodles

02:51:25.780 so I

02:51:27.660 had a

02:51:27.980 non-noodle

02:51:28.480 tuna

02:51:28.780 salad

02:51:29.100 and it

02:51:29.360 was so

02:51:29.660 crunchy

02:51:30.020 with the

02:51:30.420 Asian

02:51:30.720 pear

02:51:31.160 and

02:51:31.900 picturing

02:51:32.620 noodles

02:51:33.000 with it

02:51:33.520 man I

02:51:33.920 didn't even

02:51:34.400 think you

02:51:34.760 could have

02:51:35.020 a

02:51:35.140 noodle

02:51:35.360 tuna

02:51:36.260 salad

02:51:36.680 yeah

02:51:37.080 noodle

02:51:37.500 tuna

02:51:37.940 salad

02:51:38.420 interesting

02:51:40.520 I crunched

02:51:41.920 up

02:51:42.100 what are they

02:51:42.940 called

02:51:43.180 Melba

02:51:44.560 toast

02:51:45.000 crunch

02:51:47.060 and I

02:51:47.500 put the

02:51:47.860 crunched

02:51:48.400 up

02:51:48.520 Melba

02:51:48.860 toast

02:51:49.160 all

02:51:49.360 through

02:51:49.560 it

02:51:49.680 so it

02:51:49.900 was a

02:51:49.980 little bit

02:51:50.160 crunchy

02:51:50.600 that Asian 1.00

02:51:53.480 garlic

02:51:54.060 crunchy

02:51:55.260 garlic

02:51:55.640 that comes

02:51:56.120 in the

02:51:56.360 oil

02:51:56.660 and the

02:51:57.020 thing

02:51:57.180 where you

02:51:57.440 take it

02:51:57.820 look like

02:51:58.160 a spoon

02:51:58.580 and then

02:51:58.860 you put

02:51:59.120 it in

02:51:59.380 like your

02:51:59.680 ramen

02:51:59.940 or whatever

02:52:00.360 I put a

02:52:00.920 little bit

02:52:01.280 of that

02:52:01.600 in

02:52:01.820 I was so

02:52:02.540 good

02:52:02.740 I ate

02:52:02.960 whole

02:52:03.180 thing

02:52:03.440 I

02:52:04.460 just

02:52:04.980 had

02:52:05.200 firehouse

02:52:05.700 subs

02:52:06.040 that's

02:52:06.980 weird

02:52:07.640 oh yeah

02:52:11.260 I'm not a

02:52:13.020 fan of the

02:52:13.540 subs

02:52:13.840 like we

02:52:14.660 had this

02:52:15.000 conversation

02:52:15.480 before

02:52:15.780 I think

02:52:16.140 I have

02:52:16.480 not been

02:52:16.820 to a

02:52:17.080 subway

02:52:17.340 since

02:52:17.660 like 1995

02:52:18.820 I like

02:52:22.100 firehouse

02:52:22.760 it's alright

02:52:23.800 but

02:52:24.260 I don't

02:52:25.840 know

02:52:26.060 it's still

02:52:26.820 weird to

02:52:27.160 me

02:52:27.260 I went

02:52:27.900 to a

02:52:28.160 gas

02:52:29.220 station

02:52:29.620 to get

02:52:29.920 my

02:52:30.100 subs

02:52:30.340 and it

02:52:30.640 was

02:52:30.800 from

02:52:31.020 a

02:52:31.280 Polish

02:52:31.620 lady

02:52:31.980 that

02:52:32.240 made

02:52:32.440 your

02:52:32.580 sub

02:52:32.800 that

02:52:32.960 was

02:52:33.140 this

02:52:33.500 big

02:52:33.800 and this

02:52:34.300 big

02:52:34.720 on

02:52:35.260 fresh

02:52:35.660 bread

02:52:36.180 she went

02:52:38.460 to a

02:52:39.120 gas

02:52:39.460 station

02:52:39.840 to get

02:52:40.140 her

02:52:40.300 sub

02:52:40.560 and then

02:52:41.080 later

02:52:41.320 on

02:52:41.640 it

02:52:41.760 was

02:52:41.980 all

02:52:42.360 that's

02:52:46.160 the

02:52:46.260 sign

02:52:46.740 of a

02:52:46.920 good

02:52:47.060 sub

02:52:47.380 man

02:52:48.020 you're

02:52:48.660 not

02:52:48.800 doing

02:52:48.960 that

02:52:49.320 it

02:52:49.720 has to

02:52:49.920 sound

02:52:50.140 just

02:52:50.380 like

02:52:50.620 that

02:52:50.860 too

02:52:51.080 or

02:52:51.220 it's

02:52:51.340 not

02:52:51.460 a

02:52:51.560 good

02:52:51.700 sub

02:52:52.000 right

02:52:53.300 because

02:52:55.700 everything

02:52:56.060 on it

02:52:56.420 is

02:52:56.540 pickled

02:52:56.860 you get

02:52:57.160 the pickled

02:52:57.520 onions

02:52:58.020 and then

02:52:58.360 you get

02:52:58.600 the pickled

02:52:58.960 peppers

02:52:59.680 cleaning

02:53:00.340 you out

02:53:00.800 great

02:53:01.640 definitely 0.98

02:53:03.780 your farts 0.52

02:53:04.440 probably do 0.98

02:53:05.100 sound like

02:53:05.600 that after

02:53:06.120 it's true

02:53:06.620 right

02:53:06.960 that's the

02:53:07.840 sound of

02:53:08.200 a good

02:53:09.000 fart

02:53:09.240 after a

02:53:09.560 good meal

02:53:09.960 if it

02:53:11.900 sounds like

02:53:13.320 this

02:53:13.520 no I don't

02:53:15.300 want to

02:53:15.580 do it

02:53:15.940 then it's

02:53:17.080 probably like

02:53:17.560 you need to

02:53:18.020 go change

02:53:18.380 your underwear

02:53:18.760 right

02:53:19.180 you don't

02:53:20.080 want that

02:53:20.440 soundy

02:53:20.800 fart

02:53:21.020 misjudging

02:53:21.940 a fart

02:53:22.380 is always

02:53:23.240 always

02:53:24.000 you don't

02:53:24.400 want

02:53:24.580 shards 0.98

02:53:25.040 you gotta

02:53:27.360 let

02:53:27.580 you gotta

02:53:28.060 you gotta

02:53:28.520 just let

02:53:29.020 like a

02:53:29.280 little

02:53:29.400 10%

02:53:30.000 out

02:53:30.280 just to

02:53:30.660 get a

02:53:30.900 little

02:53:31.020 preview

02:53:31.500 right

02:53:33.880 it's

02:53:34.600 kind of

02:53:36.700 like

02:53:36.840 releasing

02:53:37.260 the

02:53:37.500 pressure

02:53:37.800 valve

02:53:38.180 a little

02:53:38.560 bit

02:53:38.840 and just

02:53:39.240 seeing

02:53:39.580 okay

02:53:40.380 now we're

02:53:40.660 going back

02:53:41.060 to when

02:53:41.300 you hit

02:53:41.540 40

02:53:41.900 okay

02:53:42.500 right

02:53:43.620 after 40

02:53:44.400 you can't

02:53:44.820 trust the

02:53:45.180 fart

02:53:45.360 after 40

02:53:45.940 that's one

02:53:46.320 of the

02:53:46.460 things you

02:53:46.820 can't

02:53:47.100 trust

02:53:47.360 after you

02:53:47.780 turn

02:53:47.960 40

02:53:48.260 can't

02:53:48.920 trust

02:53:49.060 the

02:53:49.200 fart

02:53:49.340 that's

02:53:49.420 why

02:53:49.520 you do

02:53:49.720 10%

02:53:50.420 10%

02:53:51.360 and just

02:53:51.840 just see

02:53:52.520 if there's

02:53:52.940 a little

02:53:53.140 moisture

02:53:53.500 with it

02:53:53.960 get the 1.00

02:53:54.280 fuck 1.00

02:53:54.440 to the 1.00

02:53:54.660 bathroom

02:53:55.060 you

02:53:55.600 go

02:53:55.920 right away

02:53:57.440 it's

02:53:59.160 emergency

02:53:59.560 it's just

02:54:02.360 the truth

02:54:02.980 why do we

02:54:06.440 always have to

02:54:06.980 talk about

02:54:07.580 farts

02:54:08.340 those 0.95

02:54:09.540 rotten 1.00

02:54:10.080 bastards 1.00

02:54:10.740 yep 1.00

02:54:12.460 that

02:54:13.180 always goes

02:54:14.280 weird

02:54:15.580 always goes 0.89

02:54:17.040 to farts 0.89

02:54:17.780 I agree

02:54:20.180 with that

02:54:20.640 I never

02:54:21.240 trust

02:54:21.620 a fart

02:54:22.040 it's

02:54:22.500 just

02:54:22.820 you

02:54:23.300 just

02:54:23.520 don't

02:54:24.340 no

02:54:25.700 no

02:54:26.380 not

02:54:26.600 anymore

02:54:26.920 anyway

02:54:27.420 I

02:54:27.880 used

02:54:28.400 to

02:54:28.740 um

02:54:30.960 not now

02:54:32.760 though

02:54:32.980 no

02:54:33.380 unless

02:54:34.960 I'm at

02:54:35.200 home

02:54:35.440 now

02:54:35.720 I don't

02:54:35.880 give 0.99

02:54:36.040 fuck 1.00

02:54:36.400 but 1.00

02:54:36.780 I do

02:54:38.760 I don't

02:54:39.700 I don't

02:54:40.060 I never

02:54:40.640 trust

02:54:40.960 the 1.00

02:54:41.100 bastards 1.00

02:54:41.420 as much 1.00

02:54:42.880 as I

02:54:43.040 love to 0.99

02:54:43.260 fucking 0.99

02:54:43.480 let one 1.00

02:54:43.800 rip 0.82

02:54:44.000 myself

02:54:44.340 at home

02:54:45.600 I can

02:54:45.860 just

02:54:46.040 shower

02:54:46.320 and

02:54:46.520 change

02:54:46.820 I don't

02:54:47.120 care

02:54:47.400 sometimes

02:54:51.500 I'm

02:54:51.720 in the

02:54:51.940 grocery

02:54:52.160 store

02:54:52.460 though

02:54:52.620 when I'm

02:54:52.880 walking

02:54:53.100 through

02:54:53.360 and stuff

02:54:54.020 and someone's 0.99

02:54:55.180 in my fucking 0.99

02:54:55.620 way and I finally 0.99

02:54:56.220 get around them

02:54:56.760 I'll give them

02:54:57.120 the drive-by

02:54:57.680 you know

02:54:59.720 fog them out

02:55:01.000 just give them

02:55:01.460 the drive-by fog

02:55:02.320 right

02:55:03.620 you hover around

02:55:04.500 a little bit

02:55:04.940 just long enough

02:55:05.760 you walk past

02:55:06.780 them slow

02:55:07.260 so you know

02:55:08.100 the wafty

02:55:08.960 wafty

02:55:09.340 but if you're

02:55:10.640 gonna do it

02:55:11.020 right

02:55:11.260 you gotta

02:55:11.620 fart before

02:55:12.300 you get

02:55:12.780 up past

02:55:13.420 them

02:55:13.580 because then

02:55:14.540 it's only

02:55:14.780 just the

02:55:15.400 faster you

02:55:16.140 walk and

02:55:16.580 wiggle your 0.99

02:55:16.920 butt 0.99

02:55:17.180 you're 0.77

02:55:18.080 wiggling

02:55:18.240 out the

02:55:18.520 fart

02:55:18.800 you know

02:55:19.900 like do

02:55:20.620 this a little

02:55:21.020 bit

02:55:21.180 move around

02:55:21.620 a little

02:55:21.800 bit 1.00

02:55:22.000 the fucking 1.00

02:55:22.760 smell of 1.00

02:55:23.280 the aroma

02:55:23.580 out

02:55:23.920 because you

02:55:24.240 walk past

02:55:24.780 them

02:55:24.920 and then

02:55:26.400 you hear

02:55:26.660 the oh

02:55:27.320 this has

02:55:29.260 been

02:55:29.440 now man

02:55:32.840 drive-by

02:55:33.500 farts in the 1.00

02:55:34.120 fucking grocery 1.00

02:55:34.640 store 1.00

02:55:34.900 hilarious

02:55:35.380 man

02:55:35.640 you gotta

02:55:36.080 do it

02:55:36.480 just

02:55:36.900 it's just

02:55:37.480 funny

02:55:37.760 it's fun

02:55:38.720 because people 0.99

02:55:41.480 suck 1.00

02:55:41.900 go to Walmart 1.00

02:55:42.980 man

02:55:43.320 that's where

02:55:43.780 you need to 1.00

02:55:44.120 go fucking 1.00

02:55:44.520 drop the 1.00

02:55:44.900 drive-by

02:55:45.260 you really

02:55:45.700 don't want

02:55:46.160 drippings

02:55:46.580 no

02:55:47.820 especially in

02:55:49.020 Walmart

02:55:49.240 when you're

02:55:49.620 shopping 1.00

02:55:49.960 fuck 1.00

02:55:50.600 I don't 1.00

02:55:53.520 want to use

02:55:53.740 your washer

02:55:54.140 yeah well

02:55:55.740 Walmart

02:55:56.080 anything goes

02:55:56.880 that's like 0.99

02:55:57.400 the fucking 1.00

02:55:57.780 jungle 1.00

02:55:58.240 yeah you

02:56:00.100 walk around

02:56:00.660 with a 1.00

02:56:00.860 fucking 1.00

02:56:01.040 brown 1.00

02:56:01.340 stain

02:56:01.640 in your

02:56:01.860 shorts 1.00

02:56:02.140 and fucking 1.00

02:56:02.640 nobody would 1.00

02:56:03.800 even know

02:56:04.260 you fit right

02:56:06.900 in

02:56:07.160 yeah

02:56:08.240 it's called

02:56:09.220 camouflage

02:56:09.820 I'm sorry

02:56:17.780 what's

02:56:18.620 happening in

02:56:19.360 the chat

02:56:19.740 right now

02:56:20.140 because I

02:56:20.420 left for

02:56:20.780 two minutes

02:56:21.280 I have a

02:56:22.020 hole in

02:56:22.500 my chair

02:56:23.020 Taz is

02:56:24.020 there

02:56:24.280 he's

02:56:24.620 Taz

02:56:25.660 and picturing

02:56:29.540 her like a 0.88

02:56:30.160 turkey

02:56:30.560 what now

02:56:31.200 I am not

02:56:32.960 I don't even

02:56:33.960 want to know

02:56:34.500 what's happening

02:56:35.120 it's Taz man

02:56:36.800 you know

02:56:37.200 I'm beginning

02:56:39.940 to think that

02:56:40.620 the chat

02:56:41.440 went far

02:56:42.020 more

02:56:42.240 degenerate

02:56:42.840 than we

02:56:43.180 did

02:56:43.460 listen

02:56:44.760 Taz

02:56:46.020 hole in

02:56:48.240 my chair

02:56:48.880 for drippings

02:56:49.740 what the 0.94

02:56:50.440 hell 0.92

02:56:50.840 what of a

02:56:53.260 stream is

02:56:53.740 this

02:56:54.180 listen

02:56:56.100 I don't

02:56:56.580 like 1.00

02:56:56.880 fucking 1.00

02:56:57.460 Nike 1.00

02:56:57.760 pants

02:56:58.400 I have

02:56:59.700 decided

02:57:00.280 that I

02:57:01.240 am not

02:57:01.580 I am

02:57:02.900 not

02:57:03.480 built

02:57:04.180 for Nike

02:57:04.980 just do

02:57:05.640 it

02:57:06.240 I'm more

02:57:06.800 an under

02:57:07.240 our

02:57:07.520 built

02:57:09.020 female 0.86

02:57:09.600 I think

02:57:10.560 Nike is

02:57:11.100 built for

02:57:11.860 women who 0.99

02:57:13.480 don't have 0.96

02:57:14.460 bits

02:57:14.940 anywhere

02:57:15.780 because 1.00

02:57:17.360 fuck 1.00

02:57:18.680 these 1.00

02:57:19.060 pants

02:57:19.680 holy

02:57:20.260 christ

02:57:21.040 like

02:57:23.260 they're

02:57:24.040 meshy

02:57:24.540 and reflective

02:57:25.420 for all

02:57:26.240 the running

02:57:26.840 so you

02:57:27.260 don't get

02:57:27.620 hit

02:57:27.940 or something

02:57:28.540 maybe

02:57:30.740 I just

02:57:31.740 don't like

02:57:32.200 them

02:57:32.460 take care

02:57:33.920 of their

02:57:34.200 running

02:57:34.480 in the

02:57:34.780 road

02:57:35.040 you know

02:57:35.460 in the

02:57:36.040 dark

02:57:36.360 hang on

02:57:37.560 I gotta

02:57:37.900 take my

02:57:38.740 pants off 0.81

02:57:39.240 I'll be

02:57:39.460 right back

02:57:39.920 what

02:57:40.600 what do

02:57:41.680 you need

02:57:41.880 to go

02:57:42.000 right back

02:57:42.520 we can't

02:57:43.640 see you

02:57:44.020 you've

02:57:44.460 reached your

02:57:45.040 limit on

02:57:45.660 talking

02:57:46.140 shut the 1.00

02:57:47.340 fuck up 1.00

02:57:48.520 I don't 1.00

02:57:57.480 I don't know 0.99

02:57:57.600 what the fuck's 1.00

02:57:58.220 going on 0.99

02:57:58.740 anymore

02:57:59.100 I don't

02:58:00.580 I've

02:58:01.300 lost the

02:58:03.000 plot here

02:58:03.580 she talked

02:58:05.580 about taking

02:58:06.020 her pants 0.99

02:58:06.440 off

02:58:06.720 I just

02:58:07.060 totally

02:58:07.320 lost my

02:58:07.780 train of

02:58:08.060 thought

02:58:08.280 oh yeah

02:58:09.440 I was

02:58:09.600 gonna ask

02:58:10.000 is

02:58:13.120 Jeremy and

02:58:14.360 Morgan

02:58:14.620 posting any

02:58:15.220 pics of

02:58:15.640 down

02:58:15.840 Mexico

02:58:16.180 I only

02:58:16.680 saw one

02:58:17.140 pic

02:58:17.400 I'm like

02:58:17.840 how they

02:58:18.100 doing

02:58:18.340 that's

02:58:18.740 yeah

02:58:19.620 there's

02:58:19.980 just the

02:58:20.980 one

02:58:21.180 I told

02:58:22.020 them that

02:58:22.420 I want

02:58:23.040 them to

02:58:23.320 bring me

02:58:23.620 back a

02:58:24.000 landscaper

02:58:24.660 oh yeah

02:58:27.420 I could

02:58:29.300 definitely

02:58:29.680 use a

02:58:30.040 gardener

02:58:30.680 Jesus

02:58:31.640 yeah totally

02:58:33.660 and no I

02:58:34.780 don't have a 1.00

02:58:35.240 fat ass 1.00

02:58:35.900 it has 1.00

02:58:36.620 nothing to

02:58:37.080 do with

02:58:37.440 me not

02:58:37.820 fitting in

02:58:38.380 the pants

02:58:38.920 it has

02:58:39.800 everything to

02:58:40.460 do with

02:58:40.740 the pants

02:58:41.340 having

02:58:42.220 seams in

02:58:43.540 places where

02:58:44.220 they don't

02:58:44.740 need to

02:58:46.300 have seams

02:58:47.320 like in

02:58:49.520 the middle

02:58:49.920 of your 1.00

02:58:50.280 vagina 1.00

02:58:51.000 that's a 0.99

02:58:52.400 weird spot

02:58:52.920 right

02:58:53.860 I'm wearing

02:58:55.520 pants and

02:58:56.280 I'm like

02:58:56.560 sitting here

02:58:56.960 and I'm

02:58:57.120 like that

02:58:57.460 is so

02:58:57.960 uncomfortable

02:58:58.560 and then

02:58:59.220 there was

02:58:59.540 just no

02:59:00.040 more denying

02:59:00.740 if I had

02:59:01.160 to take

02:59:01.460 them off

02:59:01.840 so I'm

02:59:03.920 back in

02:59:04.440 regular

02:59:05.560 tie-dyed

02:59:07.000 normal 1.00

02:59:07.380 fucking 1.00

02:59:07.940 at-home 1.00

02:59:09.240 pants

02:59:09.920 instead of

02:59:12.100 running around

02:59:13.220 doing Aaron's

02:59:14.240 pants

02:59:14.720 you don't even

02:59:15.180 need pants 0.98

02:59:15.740 on because

02:59:16.080 nobody can

02:59:16.400 see you

02:59:16.720 Johnny's not

02:59:17.240 wearing pants

02:59:17.800 I'm not

02:59:18.300 wearing pants

02:59:18.900 listen

02:59:19.500 you guys know

02:59:20.600 I'm wearing

02:59:20.940 pants

02:59:21.240 I don't think

02:59:22.900 anybody here is

02:59:23.740 wearing pants

02:59:24.480 I'm sure

02:59:25.060 I felt like

02:59:27.080 everybody's pants

02:59:28.180 at the moment

02:59:28.920 because I

02:59:29.880 legitimately

02:59:30.600 I keep

02:59:31.360 I get

02:59:32.080 I am not

02:59:33.640 good at

02:59:33.940 turning the

02:59:34.280 camera off

02:59:34.780 lately when

02:59:35.220 I'm getting

02:59:35.540 up

02:59:35.840 so someone's

02:59:36.740 gonna see

02:59:37.060 what the

02:59:37.300 stork saw

02:59:37.760 one of

02:59:38.040 these times

02:59:38.480 and I

02:59:38.720 feel like

02:59:39.020 I don't

02:59:39.260 want that

02:59:39.620 to happen

02:59:40.060 I'm gonna

02:59:40.940 start wearing

02:59:41.380 pants

02:59:41.780 on stream

02:59:42.200 like I

02:59:42.760 like I've

02:59:44.340 said in

02:59:44.620 this

02:59:44.760 like I said

02:59:45.460 in the intro

02:59:45.940 of the stream

02:59:46.540 right

02:59:46.780 one of these

02:59:47.500 days

02:59:47.820 the whole point

02:59:49.000 of the stream

02:59:49.440 is at some

02:59:49.940 point

02:59:50.340 somebody's gonna

02:59:52.460 get that

02:59:53.000 yeah but YouTube

02:59:54.240 won't even take

02:59:54.800 it down man 1.00

02:59:55.400 fucking John 0.99

02:59:56.000 Carpenter's still 0.99

02:59:56.720 up 1.00

02:59:57.080 fuck man 1.00

02:59:58.680 we're not 1.00

02:59:59.120 yeah that's

02:59:59.980 actually that's 0.94

03:00:00.540 fucking hilarious 0.98

03:00:01.180 actually 0.98

03:00:01.740 that's YouTube 1.00

03:00:02.300 for fuck's 0.99

03:00:02.980 sake 0.99

03:00:03.220 listen we're

03:00:04.420 not talking

03:00:04.880 about the

03:00:05.200 John Carpenter

03:00:05.800 screen and

03:00:06.620 if one

03:00:07.120 says something

03:00:08.580 about my 1.00

03:00:09.160 ass being 1.00

03:00:09.860 fat I swear 1.00

03:00:11.080 god 0.97

03:00:11.780 y'all

03:00:12.840 listen

03:00:13.740 it's okay

03:00:16.460 I don't I have

03:00:17.520 there is not

03:00:18.300 one single part

03:00:19.360 of me that's

03:00:20.080 insecure that has

03:00:21.180 any worry about 1.00

03:00:22.080 my ass 1.00

03:00:22.700 that's a fine 1.00

03:00:23.780 bum you get a

03:00:24.540 great bum 0.93

03:00:24.980 leave your bum 1.00

03:00:25.700 alone 0.98

03:00:26.020 I'm not

03:00:29.400 worried about

03:00:29.940 anything

03:00:30.400 we're good

03:00:31.840 well you should

03:00:32.380 be worried about

03:00:32.920 me when you're

03:00:33.400 wearing a sundress

03:00:34.080 and you tell

03:00:34.440 people I will 1.00

03:00:37.120 definitely fucking 0.99

03:00:37.840 lay down on the 0.99

03:00:38.360 ground and go

03:00:39.500 oh

03:00:40.580 Jesus Christ

03:00:41.420 if I know

03:00:46.200 someone's going

03:00:46.760 commando

03:00:47.160 I'll be like

03:00:47.460 oh yeah

03:00:47.800 really

03:00:48.160 I feel like

03:00:50.760 that

03:00:51.080 you like me

03:00:52.720 well I'm gonna

03:00:53.420 make sure that I

03:00:54.160 don't go commando

03:00:55.080 when I come over

03:00:55.820 then

03:00:56.140 I would probably

03:00:57.180 do it for you

03:00:57.660 too because I

03:00:58.160 want to see

03:00:58.600 let's go let me

03:00:59.260 see what you

03:00:59.560 got

03:00:59.780 let's go

03:01:00.440 can I just

03:01:01.600 point out that

03:01:02.340 no one wants

03:01:05.020 to see you

03:01:05.600 no I wouldn't

03:01:09.520 lay down for

03:01:10.200 Johnny if he

03:01:10.780 was wearing a

03:01:11.160 kilt I'd 0.99

03:01:11.700 fucking probably 1.00

03:01:12.160 fucking suck 1.00

03:01:12.920 his nut sack 1.00

03:01:13.780 there you go 0.85

03:01:16.180 I'd lay down

03:01:17.120 and just go

03:01:17.580 I love that

03:01:19.840 for you guys

03:01:20.680 flick the right

03:01:22.100 nut

03:01:22.480 love that

03:01:24.320 oh

03:01:26.580 all right

03:01:27.760 so I

03:01:28.920 think I'm

03:01:30.000 just gonna

03:01:30.380 bring this

03:01:30.860 down a little

03:01:31.400 bit low

03:01:31.880 but we

03:01:32.580 definitely need

03:01:33.600 this

03:01:34.020 that's

03:01:35.000 that's where

03:01:36.340 we're at

03:01:36.720 in this stream

03:01:37.300 now

03:01:37.700 nope

03:01:39.280 nope

03:01:41.000 but I do

03:01:42.360 feel like

03:01:42.800 now I need

03:01:43.320 to find a

03:01:43.780 new pair

03:01:44.120 of pants

03:01:45.720 I need

03:01:46.620 new tights

03:01:47.380 I don't

03:01:50.140 like those

03:01:50.620 ones

03:01:50.940 I gotta

03:01:51.380 go back

03:01:51.740 to my

03:01:51.960 underarmor

03:01:52.460 just paint

03:01:53.620 it on

03:01:54.020 and people

03:01:54.540 won't even

03:01:54.840 know

03:01:55.040 no no

03:01:55.220 no no

03:01:55.820 I thought

03:01:57.080 I would

03:01:57.380 try Nike

03:01:58.000 because I

03:01:58.640 was like

03:01:58.960 oh I'll

03:01:59.300 just try a pair

03:01:59.820 of Nike

03:02:00.080 ones because

03:02:00.720 I whatever

03:02:02.200 I saw them

03:02:02.760 I was like

03:02:03.100 I like these

03:02:03.840 like I like

03:02:04.300 the cut and

03:02:04.800 everything I

03:02:05.420 liked the

03:02:05.960 design on

03:02:07.380 them and

03:02:07.640 all that 1.00

03:02:07.980 shit 1.00

03:02:08.260 I tried 1.00

03:02:09.840 them on

03:02:10.200 they were

03:02:10.560 fine

03:02:10.960 but I

03:02:11.840 didn't think

03:02:12.480 anything

03:02:13.120 through

03:02:13.800 like I

03:02:14.240 didn't

03:02:14.640 you know

03:02:15.080 when you're

03:02:15.980 wearing pants

03:02:16.760 it's different

03:02:17.200 or something

03:02:17.820 you know

03:02:18.260 you try it

03:02:18.660 on and it's

03:02:19.280 different than

03:02:19.640 actually wearing

03:02:20.280 it right

03:02:20.580 it's like

03:02:20.800 shoes you

03:02:21.220 try them

03:02:21.540 on if you

03:02:21.840 don't walk

03:02:22.120 around in

03:02:22.560 them you

03:02:22.780 don't know

03:02:23.040 if they

03:02:23.220 you know

03:02:23.800 anyway

03:02:24.800 now I just

03:02:26.000 know that

03:02:26.260 they're not

03:02:26.480 comfortable so

03:02:27.020 now I gotta

03:02:27.440 find I

03:02:28.720 like the

03:02:29.060 underarmor

03:02:29.480 ones because

03:02:29.840 they don't

03:02:30.080 have seams

03:02:30.500 in weird

03:02:30.880 places

03:02:31.320 so

03:02:33.060 ooh

03:02:33.900 a body

03:02:34.720 painting

03:02:35.160 that's always

03:02:36.380 fun

03:02:36.680 I did that

03:02:37.700 a couple

03:02:37.940 times before

03:02:38.640 way way

03:02:39.100 way back

03:02:40.020 in the day

03:02:40.480 yes

03:02:41.360 I remember

03:02:41.940 when Sable

03:02:42.600 did it

03:02:43.060 on Monday

03:02:43.900 Night Raw

03:02:44.500 just a hand

03:02:46.360 print on her

03:02:47.140 on her

03:02:47.900 puppies

03:02:48.340 it was a

03:02:51.980 great day

03:02:52.600 to be a

03:02:52.960 wrestling fan

03:02:53.940 it was around

03:02:54.900 the same time

03:02:55.340 I got into

03:02:55.620 the tattoos

03:02:56.180 like I

03:02:56.640 I was doing

03:02:58.860 body I did

03:02:59.400 a couple

03:02:59.680 body painting

03:03:00.520 things for

03:03:01.300 a couple

03:03:01.860 girls that 1.00

03:03:02.300 asked me

03:03:02.840 and blah blah

03:03:03.580 blah whatever

03:03:04.200 so I did

03:03:05.260 yeah

03:03:06.100 I used

03:03:07.160 to draw

03:03:07.480 girls too 0.93

03:03:08.140 and stuff

03:03:08.660 and wanted

03:03:09.560 their picture

03:03:10.200 drawn

03:03:10.860 whatever

03:03:11.260 doesn't matter

03:03:12.800 listen 1.00

03:03:13.120 fuck 1.00

03:03:13.960 are they 1.00

03:03:14.120 going

03:03:14.260 that's what

03:03:14.640 got me

03:03:14.920 the tattoos

03:03:15.540 and I

03:03:15.940 did tattoos

03:03:16.480 for a while

03:03:16.960 I was like

03:03:17.220 tattoos 1.00

03:03:17.620 fuck off 1.00

03:03:18.160 man 1.00

03:03:18.400 tattoo gun

03:03:19.620 sitting right

03:03:20.060 here underneath

03:03:20.480 my feet

03:03:20.960 I didn't

03:03:22.120 want it

03:03:22.500 it's like

03:03:22.740 I don't

03:03:24.200 want to do

03:03:24.560 tattoos ever

03:03:25.400 again 1.00

03:03:25.700 fuck 1.00

03:03:26.260 what 1.00

03:03:27.260 but Mr.

03:03:28.840 Green Thumb

03:03:29.280 wants to get

03:03:29.720 into tattoos

03:03:30.260 and I think

03:03:31.720 it'd be a good

03:03:32.220 thing good way 0.70

03:03:32.980 for him to make

03:03:33.460 some money

03:03:33.840 man

03:03:34.140 right

03:03:35.480 Alex

03:03:36.360 yeah

03:03:38.800 next time

03:03:39.960 I'm down

03:03:40.260 in the Ottawa

03:03:40.680 area

03:03:41.040 I'll give

03:03:42.340 them this

03:03:42.680 or if

03:03:43.400 anybody's

03:03:43.760 here from

03:03:44.080 the Ottawa

03:03:44.420 area

03:03:44.740 and they're

03:03:44.960 going back

03:03:45.440 towards

03:03:45.900 Alex's

03:03:46.400 way

03:03:46.640 Alex can

03:03:47.900 make his

03:03:48.120 way over

03:03:48.440 to their

03:03:48.660 place

03:03:48.980 and pick

03:03:49.280 it up

03:03:49.560 or something

03:03:49.980 you know

03:03:50.220 I mean

03:03:50.400 I'm not

03:03:51.820 paying for 1.00

03:03:52.300 fucking 1.00

03:03:52.660 Canada 1.00

03:03:54.180 Post

03:03:54.520 anymore

03:03:54.820 because it

03:03:55.180 is up

03:03:55.460 their 1.00

03:03:55.600 fucking 1.00

03:03:55.840 prices 1.00

03:03:56.280 the

03:03:56.580 retired 1.00

03:03:57.180 fucking 1.00

03:03:58.260 retired 1.00

03:03:58.880 retarded 1.00

03:03:59.400 prices

03:04:00.100 they did

03:04:01.460 25%

03:04:04.040 for

03:04:04.300 everything

03:04:04.600 yeah

03:04:05.760 thanks

03:04:07.560 unions

03:04:07.980 actually

03:04:09.800 what was

03:04:10.200 that

03:04:10.740 was it

03:04:11.160 you that

03:04:11.460 sent that 1.00

03:04:11.820 fucking 1.00

03:04:12.100 Canada 1.00

03:04:12.480 Post

03:04:12.760 story

03:04:13.080 yeah

03:04:13.760 bring that

03:04:15.640 up

03:04:16.080 that's a

03:04:16.700 good 0.99

03:04:16.860 fucking 1.00

03:04:17.200 segue 1.00

03:04:17.540 into that

03:04:18.100 one

03:04:18.380 okay

03:04:18.900 I'll bring

03:04:19.420 that one

03:04:19.780 up

03:04:19.960 give me

03:04:20.240 one

03:04:20.460 this

03:04:20.740 this

03:04:21.060 is

03:04:21.260 some 1.00

03:04:21.500 fucking 1.00

03:04:21.840 retarded 1.00

03:04:22.420 shit 1.00

03:04:22.800 now I 1.00

03:04:25.160 have to

03:04:25.420 do all

03:04:25.680 the work

03:04:26.020 I don't

03:04:26.400 know how

03:04:26.600 to do

03:04:26.840 all this

03:04:27.200 stuff

03:04:27.420 you're

03:04:27.580 making

03:04:27.740 me

03:04:27.900 do

03:04:28.020 the

03:04:28.160 work

03:04:28.360 now

03:04:28.640 I

03:04:29.180 just

03:04:29.360 tried

03:04:29.580 you're

03:04:29.940 doing

03:04:30.160 work

03:04:30.460 now

03:04:30.780 I

03:04:31.320 don't

03:04:31.440 like

03:04:31.600 this 1.00

03:04:31.760 fucking 1.00

03:04:32.020 game 1.00

03:04:32.300 I

03:04:34.180 did

03:04:34.380 all

03:04:34.540 the

03:04:34.640 production

03:04:35.020 you

03:04:35.240 do

03:04:35.380 all

03:04:35.540 the

03:04:35.640 Jamie

03:04:35.920 listen 1.00

03:04:36.580 fucking 1.00

03:04:39.220 go 1.00

03:04:39.480 Jamie

03:04:39.840 come

03:04:44.680 through

03:04:44.800 that 1.00

03:04:44.960 fucking 1.00

03:04:45.360 screen 1.00

03:04:45.680 John

03:04:45.960 you

03:04:46.420 gotta 1.00

03:04:46.680 stab 1.00

03:04:47.120 her 1.00

03:04:47.240 neck

03:04:47.640 Custy

03:04:48.140 why

03:04:50.580 are you 0.99

03:04:52.280 crazy 1.00

03:04:52.600 you 1.00

03:04:52.960 fucking 1.00

03:04:53.380 you 1.00

03:04:54.760 fucking 1.00

03:04:55.520 fucking 1.00

03:04:55.880 you 1.00

03:04:56.160 bloody 1.00

03:04:56.480 you 1.00

03:04:57.160 bloody 1.00

03:04:57.540 fucking 1.00

03:05:08.540 bloody 1.00

03:05:09.100 you 1.00

03:05:18.780 bloody 1.00

03:05:19.400 bloody

03:05:20.200 bloody

03:05:22.080 bloody

03:05:25.300 it's not

03:05:25.420 do it now really that's oh wait hold on i think i know why actually let me check yes that's why

03:05:34.400 i forgot because no that doesn't make any fucking sense then because you're retired okay try it now 0.95

03:05:42.140 okay yeah try it now and see what happens nope because i'm wondering if when it fucking kicked 0.96

03:05:48.980 me when i came back in if i should probably tattoo around my fucking brand i live on air no i'm also 0.95

03:05:56.360 gonna do that well you know what let me go out and go back don't end i'm gonna leave and come back in 0.98

03:06:03.380 because i tried sharing shit too it wouldn't let me fucking share sorry flashing in the in rumble 0.98

03:06:08.680 studio like the things are flashing so i'm not gonna touch anything i don't fuck it up i'm gonna 0.97

03:06:14.480 leave and come back because it says that i'm sharing this thing but it's not and where it

03:06:20.280 says that it's flashing where it's supposed to be sharing it's not it's not flashing there

03:06:24.700 i'll be back all right threaten us now yeah it has been a little fucky today 0.93

03:06:31.720 well i tried you know that i tried i did it before i'll fucking do it again yeah well i'm i'm wondering 0.92

03:06:38.820 if what happened is is like when i got booted when i came back in if it like reclicked it to needing

03:06:45.400 uh approval or not oh i see yeah

03:06:50.180 i would assume you should be in because right now it says that there's no required approval so you should

03:07:00.840 just be able to share whatever you want that should be clicked on share and that should be it

03:07:06.160 you see it yeah there it goes yep yep now we're good now or you couldn't see it so hold on what

03:07:13.580 what's the title of this one because i was just looking at one on twitter that i wanted to

03:07:18.300 is this the one where uh subversive episode three

03:07:23.300 yeah okay so it's the one about cat canada yeah it's the one about cat canada that's the one

03:07:30.240 cool can we play it yeah yeah definitely folks we need to start talking about the subversive people

03:07:39.040 in the canadian right wing what does subversive mean subvert means to undermine the power and

03:07:45.480 authority of and right now in canada especially in the right wing there's a lot of people calling out

03:07:51.520 mass immigration we're seeing it with the rise of crime how it's putting so much pressure on our 1.00

03:07:56.820 health care system our housing market our job market we're seeing questionable behavior from

03:08:02.600 foreigners from east indians from people who are non-white the consequence of that is more and more 1.00

03:08:09.160 right-wing canadians there's there's a rise of this racial consciousness of huh maybe white canadians

03:08:17.460 are a distinct group of people who have their own interests who are separate from some of the

03:08:23.220 foreigners coming in here and a lot of poly f supporters say no this is what pierre has to do

03:08:28.460 he has to cater to these ethnic groups because ethnic groups have their own interests so more and more

03:08:35.400 the right wing white people are saying well what about our collective interests as white canadians

03:08:40.460 so as that sentiment grows naturally in the right wing of white canadians saying well what about us as a

03:08:46.040 collective group there are people who are subverting that enter cat canada she has quite a big

03:08:52.400 following on twitter and some other platforms she champions pierre poly f she's a christian

03:08:57.080 conservative escaped communism truth seeker she likes to trigger the libs then what does cat canada 0.96

03:09:02.780 tweet just yesterday race isn't even a real thing it's a social construct oh and the whiny woke

03:09:10.140 right are abnormal subtarts oh there's a lot to unpack here first of all subversive people are really

03:09:17.620 good at sort of muddying the waters and speaking out both sides of their mouth at the same time

03:09:22.320 having these sort of contradictory messages she says she loves to trigger libs and she's against

03:09:26.940 the woke but she's saying one of the most woke things you could say which is race isn't real

03:09:31.160 and it's a social construct and then on top of that she's saying the whiny woke right so she's starting

03:09:38.540 to say anybody who thinks that you know being a white person is a real thing that's separate from other 0.97

03:09:44.580 races they're they're they're retarded and they're whiny and they're woke it's very very strange 0.99

03:09:51.680 messaging to say the least and wouldn't you know if you look at cat canada's old tweets she dunks on 0.98

03:09:57.640 the far left for using the term social construct for various things here she says radical islamists are

03:10:04.300 now adopting the language of the far left they are telling you that terrorism is not a real thing

03:10:08.860 it's a social construct here she is mocking the leftists again cultures does not have a gender 0.99

03:10:14.380 binary before being colonized and gender is a racial construct clown faith yeah this social construct 0.98

03:10:20.880 stuff is totally laughable right here she is going up their chink uger talk to actual scientists they 1.00

03:10:26.340 will tell you that sex and gender are inextricably linked and that gender is not just a social construct

03:10:31.440 your woke punitry isn't expertise she's even called out this world economic forum guy uval who is saying

03:10:38.940 that human rights are a social construct and cat against disagrees it is not a social construct not

03:10:46.480 even human rights are a social construct according to cat canada but yet just yesterday apparently race

03:10:53.700 is not even real and it is now a social construct if you buy into this idea that there are subversive

03:11:00.780 people planted here for a reason they are very political and politics is all about timing and

03:11:07.200 the timing is obviously very interesting because we have this new sort of conservative rulers with

03:11:12.460 pierre polyev and donald trump coming into power right now so we hated the woke we hated the far left

03:11:19.480 all their weird sort of dei stuff but now suddenly one of the bigger conservative influencers in canada 0.98

03:11:26.760 is saying actually race isn't real to social construct if you disagree then you're a retard 0.97

03:11:32.180 you're canceled you're canceled if you think that race is real and let's not get it twisted folks we like to

03:11:39.320 throw the term woke around but i made a thread about this basically saying that woke is a very intentional

03:11:44.580 thing that disenfranchises straight white christian men like it's not just oh woke we're well intended there's really

03:11:52.760 a sort of a disenfranchised group with the woke and that is white people and cat canada knows this

03:12:00.560 here she is in 2024 a year ago saying harvard make no mistake about it we intended to keep bashing 0.96

03:12:06.680 the dead white males and the live ones and the females too until the social construct known as the white 0.92

03:12:12.660 race is destroyed not deconstructed but destroyed she's raising the alarm bells of this harvard piece 0.96

03:12:19.720 which was amplified by james lindsey so she knows full well of this phenomenon on bashing on white

03:12:26.160 people is is real and although she will raise the alarm bells on a harvard writer talking about abolishing

03:12:31.740 the white race she will actually still agree with the harvard writer that being white race itself is 0.72

03:12:37.600 just a social construct folks we hated justin trudeau because he played mr dress up he shamelessly

03:12:44.500 pandered to minorities and he watered down and denigrated what it meant to be canadian a canadian

03:12:50.780 is a canadian and if you have not noticed if you haven't noticed pierre paliev does the same thing

03:12:58.260 and he doesn't say a canadian is a canadian is a canadian but he says if doesn't matter if your name

03:13:02.440 is paliev or patel martin or muhammad it's the same message it's the same message so right-wing

03:13:09.780 canadian canadians need to be very very aware of this we didn't like the woke far left because they 0.91

03:13:15.060 were denigrating straight white christian men but yet now we have this christian conservative

03:13:21.260 triggering the libs cat canada who has a major influence in the conservative right-wing spear in

03:13:27.800 canada basically doing the same thing race isn't real it's a construct if you disagree you're you're an 0.99

03:13:33.560 idiot and you're canceled with this multiculturalism experiment going on in canada the rise of 1.00

03:13:40.960 tribalism and this racial consciousness is inevitable but right-wing canadians especially 1.00

03:13:46.840 if you're white you need to recognize subversive people like cat canada as trying to denigrate that 0.68

03:13:53.060 and try to do the same thing that the left was doing which is not think of yourself as a collective

03:13:57.360 group but every other minority group can totally do that that's totally fine and appropriate

03:14:01.900 yeah man right on yeah well let's uh and the other thing the other thing you have to keep in mind

03:14:11.300 too is i mean for such a conservative influencer she certainly found herself uh in the right place at 0.97

03:14:17.700 the right time with a number of liberal party people like trudeau uh on the beach and fucking 0.85

03:14:23.940 i was gonna say this johnny and then i know i hear i hear everywhere you're saying people are 0.77

03:14:29.020 listening i know too but i'm just saying support greg man greg's doing good work dan dex is doing

03:14:35.120 good work uh harrison faulkner is doing awesome work i already know that those are fucking doing great 0.81

03:14:41.720 work man but the fact is though is she's not conservative that's that's just simply the fact

03:14:47.640 she's not at all like she would have never been sat next to she would have never been sat next to 0.75

03:14:53.380 freeland on that plane if she was right her and kian wouldn't have been able to fucking get onto that 1.00

03:14:59.540 beach and interview trudeau if you know what i mean like it's i keep hearing about her every once in a 0.70

03:15:05.580 while i'd say every time i hear about her it's like yeah she's she's like like uh taz said she's just 0.95

03:15:10.200 fresh out of marxist college man like fuck well and greg's right too though she's she contradicts 0.93

03:15:18.380 herself right like it's she'll say things in the moment if they benefit 1.00

03:15:23.500 i mean like this one fucking woke right shit is just so goddamn stupid like what was it was it from 1.00

03:15:31.600 ecc's channel was it ecc that played uh or it could have been fairy i don't know sorry guys man that 1.00

03:15:38.600 fairy my apologies to ecc and fairy if i fuck this up but they did that tim pool clip

03:15:44.460 we're buddy we're buddy buddy on the panel i was like mentioned the uss liberty and tim pool's like 0.88

03:15:51.840 and someone did this clip of it they did a meme of it or fuck man that was fucking bright and they 0.92

03:15:58.260 watched it yeah yeah it was fairy and dear yeah but i was pissing myself laughing yeah they watched 0.98

03:16:03.780 it twice and i pissed myself laughing again man it's fucking hilarious it's like it's tim pool's 0.85

03:16:08.380 face was like don't go there don't don't don't know 0.99

03:16:12.080 i haven't watched tim pool in a long time man fucking long long time that guy's just a grifter 0.99

03:16:20.780 he was on the street he was feet on the street in the beginning that's how he got his fucking name 0.99

03:16:25.240 right he was getting beaten up by antifa and all that shit and then he just fucking went back to 0.99

03:16:30.400 skateboarding and staying home and safe in his computer and all he was doing was talking about the 1.00

03:16:35.720 current thing like we do right now that's all he was doing but he went fucking suck the corporate 0.99

03:16:41.260 dick right so whatever do it i don't ask for money you get live chats that's hey man i've been 0.99

03:16:51.000 thinking about it too because if i do get fucking if i do go and monetize i would use that fucking cash 0.99

03:16:57.220 not for beer settle down cocaine and hookers hookers and blow and nuts right no we know what we do with 0.99

03:17:13.040 it because we would we would uh i'd use it for um well man like there's there's lots of places that 0.99

03:17:21.120 you can put it to right where it would do good shit you know what i mean i need a new mic 0.79

03:17:26.800 none of us are fucking rich right but there's people because i would look at it as bonus money 0.98

03:17:35.600 so if somebody's sending me that shit through okay well it's fucking fun money money i found on the 0.97

03:17:40.700 street i found at the casino or whatever man okay i'm up fucking 100 bucks woohoo um if i know somebody 0.99

03:17:48.260 who needs something man like this is we need to do shit like this right like i can't afford to 0.96

03:17:53.680 fucking raise you can you can tell we we ain't got no money we rely on alex woods to create free 0.97

03:18:00.240 advertisements now he's doing a good job he's what is it the ai guy there right yeah i love his 0.99

03:18:06.920 fucking ai videos they're hilarious well you're not too shy of yourself there mister you know don't 0.73

03:18:12.880 sell yourself short yeah man your tribute they song is international now man it's being played on 0.97

03:18:20.140 like even wendy plays it over in australia like it's it's like yeah it just caught on it's like

03:18:26.020 now everybody's doing it let's go get it number one on billboard

03:18:30.220 that's great 0.99

03:18:31.680 oh fuck that would be hilarious though why am i on the fucking big screen man get me out the 0.99

03:18:42.460 fucking big screen would you change it i don't know oh here why are you on the big screen yeah 1.00

03:18:47.620 there we go 0.99

03:18:49.480 there you go yeah yeah there we go we're good we're good now

03:18:57.800 yeah actually i should probably redo it

03:19:07.640 what are you gonna redo it

03:19:09.880 the trebuchet thing redo the video why we're talking about doing like a regular stream sometime

03:19:17.260 same same song but just a different video

03:19:20.280 oh yeah just changing out well the girl running through the grass was nice man like uh bad hat

03:19:27.620 says that's or not bad hat that's uh trad life says that's her running through the field

03:19:31.620 that's funny like the timote girl 0.68

03:19:33.760 yeah well i'd probably keep that part yeah yeah that's the cool part yeah no reason for that part

03:19:41.900 to be taken out that's who we're supposed to be conducting right there yeah right

03:19:46.280 just the way that song sounds it it feels like it fits

03:19:51.040 kind of the way i went with that

03:19:54.360 yeah 0.99

03:19:56.500 fuck the the one video that i made there fuck i edited that thing like nine times 0.99

03:20:01.540 throughout last night and this morning before i finally got it to where i wanted it 0.99

03:20:05.920 excuse you editing nice i can see her just belt in the middle yeah right she's a lady did you get the audio or what 1.00

03:20:16.740 you guys know who i am why do i have to pretend i know i wouldn't say anything but it's like that was a good one though

03:20:29.080 that was a good one yeah sorry it was pretty good 0.99

03:20:32.720 fuck 0.99

03:20:33.400 i am who i am 1.00

03:20:36.960 yes and that's all that i am

03:20:38.920 what are we going on here

03:20:42.500 oh yeah

03:20:43.640 i eat me spinach and

03:20:45.800 there's lots of dirty limericks for

03:20:48.620 popeye

03:20:49.360 um are you what are you doing this weekend chris

03:20:52.740 this weekend michelle's going to her bums tomorrow 1.00

03:20:56.880 so i'm home all day i was going to do a live stream tomorrow but uh

03:21:01.740 probably won't now

03:21:03.520 because i'm on trafo so

03:21:07.100 so you can still do a live stream tomorrow

03:21:10.640 does that mean you can't live stream because you're on the bus

03:21:12.540 yeah what does that have to do with tomorrow

03:21:14.440 yeah 1.00

03:21:15.080 well you guys get more viewers than i do nobody watches my shit 1.00

03:21:18.180 what are you talking about 0.98

03:21:19.560 well i mean i got a handful of regulars that are awesome people

03:21:23.660 and you know we shoot the poop and stuff

03:21:26.480 yeah it's like i don't know absence makes the heart grow fonder wouldn't it

03:21:32.740 no something like that

03:21:34.480 maybe

03:21:35.140 i don't think so but

03:21:37.720 i don't know

03:21:39.920 it depends depends on who

03:21:41.840 right

03:21:42.620 yeah i suppose yeah

03:21:44.360 that's the big thing there but

03:21:46.500 oh yeah

03:21:50.340 we uh 0.97

03:21:51.720 before all the fuckery that's right 1.00

03:21:53.660 we were getting to that canada post story 0.98

03:21:55.620 yeah

03:21:56.120 oh is that what i was supposed to do

03:21:58.120 that's what we

03:21:59.220 forgot about 1.00

03:22:00.280 oh it's 25% fucking increase in prices and shit yeah 0.99

03:22:03.420 no no this is even better 1.00

03:22:05.020 this is even better

03:22:06.300 i totally forgot sorry

03:22:07.620 you guys have to remind me that i'm doing things

03:22:09.700 oh there you go tom's got jim mcmurdy

03:22:13.400 tomorrow

03:22:14.740 who's jim mcmurdy

03:22:16.500 jim mcmurdy

03:22:19.060 sounds familiar but i don't know

03:22:23.660 i mean yeah like it sounds familiar i can't think of who it is though

03:22:26.800 no

03:22:27.660 tom will have to educate us

03:22:29.720 okay so

03:22:31.280 okay so

03:22:32.280 canada post employee denied short-term disability claim because cancer diagnosis came during strike

03:22:41.420 a kitchener ontario

03:22:43.980 a kitchener ontario woman

03:22:46.540 woman's fight against ovarian cancer was amplified by another battle diagnosed on november 8th

03:22:51.140 uh at that time we were still at work i was still working the 23 year old candidate post employees which was 23 and diagnosed with cancer

03:23:00.300 the 23rd man

03:23:01.300 so the state diagnosis was hard to hear

03:23:04.860 so we went out on strike november 15th and november 25th was when my doctor decided to take me off work

03:23:10.600 she submitted a short-term disability claim to the insurance company

03:23:15.160 canada posted wise at this time they will not be paying any disability benefits to employees who

03:23:19.740 were considered disabled within the strike period despite the strike ending on december 17

03:23:25.020 she was told because her date of disability fell within the strike period she was out of luck

03:23:30.300 canada post's position at this time is that benefits would not be payable throughout the entire duration of your absence

03:23:35.380 even though the strike has now ended

03:23:37.480 i had my surgery january 10th and i found out two days before my surgery it's just such an added stress onto my family and friends

03:23:45.180 uh so i guess they're posting about it online blah blah blah ctv news reached out to canada post about the apparent change of heart

03:23:54.680 but a spokesperson said we don't comment publicly on personal matters so

03:23:59.540 uh

03:24:01.040 we

03:24:02.620 there we go so people are encouraging oh and an encouraging call came from the insurance company

03:24:09.840 so they're not saying anything about it and they've set up a fundraiser

03:24:13.320 here we go she'll still have to pay for travel 1.00

03:24:16.220 excites regular visits to jervinsky for ongoing treatments

03:24:19.720 i wonder if she got

03:24:21.320 ovarian cancer

03:24:24.220 when i'm past was uh jervinsky

03:24:26.300 yeah after getting a vaccine

03:24:28.720 oh jervinsky's where you go when you it's palliative care right

03:24:32.460 jervinsky no jervinsky has cancer care there

03:24:35.360 yeah i know but they also have

03:24:37.640 well they have palliative care but then they send them off to a different hospital like where

03:24:42.140 they know you're gonna die right one after that

03:24:44.320 isn't that maple avenue i think it is again yeah geoshaver

03:24:48.060 yeah you know where it is

03:24:49.680 but my mom was scheduled to go there 1.00

03:24:52.560 like when they know you're gonna die they'll send you to the more comfortable place

03:24:55.960 it's like a you're one-upping you're going from like you know like third class to second class

03:25:00.860 yeah

03:25:01.140 it's that

03:25:02.700 it's just wild though that just because of the strike

03:25:07.040 that's not covered

03:25:08.200 because she happened to be told to take off work during the strike

03:25:12.860 yeah

03:25:14.060 so it's

03:25:15.080 arbitrary but that's how insurance companies work it's so weird

03:25:19.140 yeah man that's uh don't get me started on unions i'll go on about unions if you want

03:25:24.360 well they don't want to pay out any money right

03:25:27.220 that's the idea 0.96

03:25:29.420 no the union people are all like fucking yay my union like they're like uh like croatians and italians 0.98

03:25:34.740 on soccer fucking playoff time when over here it's like everybody's running around their 1.00

03:25:39.080 fucking flags on their cars like honking their horns like idiots yay italy yay fucking croatia 1.00

03:25:43.800 yay i don't give a fuck fuck off man 1.00

03:25:46.160 yeah this is a hardcore union down here 1.00

03:25:49.140 like that's how you knew people are like oh my union my union no your union doesn't give a fuck 0.99

03:25:54.220 about you man they don't give a fuck about you 0.99

03:25:56.440 they want your money it is 0.99

03:25:59.460 they'll get you good money because you're getting all government fucking contracts which 0.98

03:26:03.960 and insurance jobs which is like 0.99

03:26:05.640 three times the fucking price a private contractor would charge 1.00

03:26:08.740 like fuck off man 1.00

03:26:10.360 that is wild 1.00

03:26:12.720 agreed

03:26:15.820 what is this

03:26:18.800 mother-in-law heads out into the off

03:26:20.880 there you go

03:26:25.600 peppermint will be your jamie tomorrow

03:26:27.780 there you go

03:26:32.560 still gotta we gotta

03:26:33.540 we gotta get you on rumble though that's what we need

03:26:35.920 yeah i think that's why i know the guy's name is i saw him he was interviewed already by somebody and i watched a bit of it um

03:26:44.900 yeah it was just another guy who just took a stance like well no i'm not doing this and

03:26:49.980 yeah you're not allowed you make me person right

03:26:52.400 right you're not allowed to take a stance

03:26:55.240 unless it's the approved stance

03:26:57.880 yeah 0.99

03:26:58.660 right if it's the approved stance go ahead you can say whatever the fuck you want 1.00

03:27:03.460 um but if it's not the approved stance then you just shut your fucking mouth 1.00

03:27:08.420 oh that's what it was zach had him on last yeah okay that's probably where i saw it 1.00

03:27:12.440 right

03:27:13.440 they probably unsubbed me to him too because i've been getting fucking notifications for him lately 0.91

03:27:18.180 um well that depends too though because you i i think you also set up a whole new account when 0.70

03:27:25.700 you set up the fucking last live too so that might be the problem there is that you're thinking of 0.90

03:27:30.340 subscriptions you have on your old account and on your new account 0.97

03:27:34.420 because you're wild and have multiple accounts because i'm wondering how uh zach mcdermott

03:27:43.060 fouts is doing uh and his family you remember that yeah we're trying to get his story out there 0.88

03:27:49.940 and he was getting fucked over like uh that'd be a daryl question yeah i'm gonna ask him i bet 0.96

03:27:58.580 he'd know but i might still have a link written down i did i do write shit down sometimes man 0.99

03:28:03.940 fuck sakes fuck i should look at shit and so i wouldn't mind uh touching base yeah that guy's doing man 0.99

03:28:11.380 yeah and that's absolutely true right there 1.00

03:28:18.820 it's it's it's wild the things you can get away with saying

03:28:22.660 so long as it is coming from the right side of the aisle right

03:28:28.660 it's a leftist talking point you can you can cheer on that you can

03:28:33.700 like i'm sure johnny will be there tomorrow because that's johnny johnny does what johnny does 0.89

03:28:38.180 but should we let peppermint on tomorrow because he's all fucking fired up about 0.98

03:28:42.020 apac and shit and what the fuck's he going on about oh yeah well i might finally get you a 0.99

03:28:48.340 fucking ban and force you to get on the rumble i'm in yes he's good at that man i got a couple 1.00

03:28:52.580 strikes because of fucking peppermint patsy fuck off no i'm not letting you on tomorrow 1.00

03:28:56.820 fuck off man oh i only got one more strike and i'm done man then i have to go on rumble 1.00

03:29:03.380 which i shouldn't be getting amazing 1.00

03:29:07.460 no i do have to get out and i'm going to focus on that 0.99

03:29:14.180 get touch fucker like hey yeah that's what's wrong with that women love a pearl necklace wow 1.00

03:29:21.220 girl apparently or a facial and then they go for walk yeah like no they don't do that that's not 1.00

03:29:32.420 real right walk around and show off your pearl necklace yeah yeah yeah go walk around the

03:29:39.140 neighborhood show off your pearls let's go 1.00

03:29:40.820 fuck we had to go back to that didn't we jesus man yeah we did we're past it i thought 1.00

03:29:51.460 no wait i don't even know if that's pg 0.99

03:29:56.260 it's not pg no yeah i don't think it is probably not i don't believe

03:30:04.340 what's taz going on about it would have been illegal if jody race

03:30:08.980 wilson raybold didn't remove article 337 of the criminal act what would have been what are you

03:30:13.780 talking about there well the scandal that they get into and uh overspending and spending taxpayers

03:30:19.860 money on you shouldn't be probably what's going on but well i mean yeah but i'm curious what he's

03:30:29.540 specifically talking about i mean oh boy blowing bubbles out of my nose is this true

03:30:36.580 is that true no no who even says that taz what is the matter with you i don't don't add we don't

03:30:47.620 have time for that that's that's a long that's like a series of streams that we would figure that

03:30:55.860 out over yeah you know it's funny though i do like those videos the golden retrievers blowing bubbles

03:31:01.460 with her noses but not me i have a good nose though i know that i have a well-shaped nose

03:31:11.060 sorry you can tell i haven't been hit in the face in the nose people have tried

03:31:18.740 you said a whole truckload of words that had no meaning i know i'm punchable

03:31:24.100 trust me i know i'd punch me too but is there anything happening on the twitter machine probably

03:31:33.700 not

03:31:36.900 just a lot of people jumping on cat canada that's good there you go the aussie here 1.00

03:31:41.860 jumping into dog piler as well 1.00

03:31:45.940 but i mean that canada is pretty fucking dumb 0.99

03:31:50.740 i feel like there's a a lot on twitter that um so yep 0.99

03:31:58.020 i feel like i have a massad guy too whoa you probably

03:32:06.740 that doesn't shock me coming in hot yeah right

03:32:12.980 i mean it's just a friday

03:32:17.540 what the book is this

03:32:21.700 the agalon space force tweeted this two hours ago but a toronto sun article says suspect in wild

03:32:27.220 toronto cop car crash has 75 criminal convictions

03:32:35.620 of course they don't mention any you know what

03:32:40.980 yeah 75 criminal convictions like at what point like i i i get the idea that certain crimes you know

03:32:49.540 you can only do so long for and and you can't be too heavy-handed on on say like petty crimes but 0.92

03:32:56.580 when you've racked up 75 fucking convictions 75 holy 0.99

03:33:01.540 fuck man at what point do you just say all right 1.00

03:33:05.780 fuck you 1.00

03:33:07.700 jesus 75 that's like yeah 1.00

03:33:10.420 fuck man like no 0.99

03:33:12.180 i don't know it's a bit much i thought the americans with their three strikes and you're 1.00

03:33:17.300 going to jail for a long time was fucking pretty strict man compared to canada yeah well here it's 0.93

03:33:22.100 you can fucking swing the bat as many times as you want yeah well i mean if i if i was in the 0.99

03:33:27.620 plain t-ball still right i've heard the shit i did back in the day right 0.99

03:33:33.540 with the three strikes policy i would have been long on right i'm just saying 0.97

03:33:39.140 it's just wild though like i i think at a certain point once you've proven

03:33:42.820 um that you're clearly not going to follow the law that i mean some 0.83

03:33:49.780 fucking recourse should be there to like just say okay bucket give you 10 years then 0.99

03:33:54.420 fucking go sit there for 10 years and fucking think about it 0.99

03:33:58.580 okay so here's the deal with uh putting people in jail and stuff i get the whole three strikes thing 0.99

03:34:04.500 in the states but teach them a trade teach them something so that because a lot of these guys are 1.00

03:34:11.380 dumb as fucking stumps man and i don't really blame them they grew up in fatherless fucking homes 1.00

03:34:15.780 and shit they didn't really have a good start to begin with like at least when they go you're 1.00

03:34:21.460 going to do time if you're doing time you might as well learn something man like why they can't 0.99

03:34:26.660 here here's why i'll agree with you is because i mean what do we call these

03:34:32.500 places other than prisons and jails like what are what are the terms that typically get used

03:34:39.700 things like correctional facility or like rehabilitation but none of these things happen

03:34:47.780 there is no correcting there is no reason but he's the prisoners to work man but you can't anymore

03:34:52.820 because unions won't let them do that that's the unions right because like that's our job like

03:34:58.900 the parks and recreations and the fact they're all union i mean so you can't here's the thing there

03:35:04.740 there are some things available to those who actively pursue them um but i don't think that

03:35:13.620 that's enough because i think that that with the type of people that are coming in there i mean they just 0.82

03:35:19.860 haven't learned any skills and they're not you know if you don't fucking push them to do it they're not 0.93

03:35:24.740 going to but i've seen it and i've seen it i've been in jail and i've seen the people that are in 0.98

03:35:30.260 like there's people that are institutions going back to the smartest guy in the fucking room like 0.98

03:35:34.580 it's fucking weird being the smartest guy in the room when you know you're the smartest guy in the 1.00

03:35:37.940 fucking room you know you don't belong here like that guy's an idiot he's a wife beater this guy over 1.00

03:35:42.820 here he fucking i don't know he keeps stealing fucking candy bars like they're just retarded drunk 1.00

03:35:48.100 drivers fucking you're right you're surrounded by fucking morons and when you get to know them 1.00

03:35:52.580 you realize my favorite moron then you realize holy shit i'm in a room full of morons my 1.00

03:35:59.700 my favorite moron was the guy who didn't realize yeah my favorite morons the guy who didn't realize 1.00

03:36:07.140 we get the newspapers and that he would be in it um because he came in i've been there people asked 1.00

03:36:13.860 what he was in for and he said child support payments he didn't pay his child support so he's

03:36:20.980 in jail and we're all like huh right and then like a day later we get the paper and there he is

03:36:28.900 in the paper states that uh he was arrested because the mail lady came to his house

03:36:35.540 and when she uh when she delivered the mail he was standing in the front door wearing nothing but a thong

03:36:42.260 pulling a john carpenter if you catch my draft yeah that's that's what he got arrested for 0.99

03:36:51.540 it's like you idiot yeah no wonder you told everybody it was child support but i mean even 1.00

03:36:57.940 if you're on your own property it doesn't matter man you're on your own property you open the door 1.00

03:37:02.660 that's that's deliberate uh indecent you're being indecent as well you get charged for a decent voter

03:37:08.500 yeah you cannot you cannot be in front of a window you cannot be in front of your door

03:37:13.140 like if you are anywhere inside your home that can be seen from the outside you still can be

03:37:19.300 unless you're a woman arrested unless you're a woman

03:37:23.460 just saying nobody cares right because i've seen that a lot women like to walk around with 1.00

03:37:28.740 their blinds wide open and lights on it's like jesus christ it's not usually the ones you want to though

03:37:34.740 yeah yeah yeah well i don't know all right i've seen some nice ones no i'm telling you right now

03:37:41.220 there was a day okay okay uh sarah's laughing as sarah knows she knows exactly what i'm talking about 0.75

03:37:48.580 because she knows like listen listen to that yeah we all had neighbors and shit right 0.91

03:37:55.140 whatever go ahead i'm gonna mute them 0.89

03:37:58.420 no i i had to take uh i was dating a girl who had a daughter and i had to take her to her friend's 0.98

03:38:04.900 house and i had the fucking oh it was brutal pulled into the fucking driveway she gets out and i'm like 1.00

03:38:13.380 waiting for them or something and this girl's mom who's like probably 350 pounds just strolls into the 1.00

03:38:21.460 living room completely fucking naked with the curtains open i'm just like oh my god 0.96

03:38:28.020 like strolls just strolls the word for it oh yeah like she it was like she didn't give a flying 1.00

03:38:37.300 fuck that you know her curtains are wide open i'm in the driveway she didn't care 1.00

03:38:44.980 i cared oh i cared oh i cared a lot actually you didn't really see anything because it's all hidden 0.99

03:38:53.380 under the rolls right i seen enough that i knew that i was gonna have to scrub my eyes

03:39:02.820 all right that's what i knew it was not fun no

03:39:07.220 god yeah i have stories in the stories i have lots of stories but we won't go down that road 0.99

03:39:16.580 there because yeah i painted lots of fucking buildings and shit and seen through windows 0.99

03:39:21.940 imagine window washers would have even fucking way more stories than me but 0.99

03:39:26.020 you get where i'm going with that right it's probably wild being a window washer 0.61

03:39:31.940 right like what do you do what do you do you're on you're you're washing the window to some office

03:39:36.500 building and you see the secretary's blowing the guy in the office do you knock on the window and

03:39:40.660 say hi or the or that they know that you're coming they know that you're coming so that they 0.97

03:39:46.740 fucking give you a little show when you hit that window because they know you're going to be there 0.94

03:39:50.660 next so the girls are at the stop but i i probably would be that guy though that would knock 0.99

03:39:58.900 oh yeah i'm right there like hi you know i can see you right

03:40:03.380 you bet you like an nda too right yeah maybe uh that also reminds me too i was once in niagara

03:40:13.380 falls in a hotel there and i forget which one it was but it was like when you looked out the window

03:40:21.460 from your room you could see the other wall with windows and this was really weird because

03:40:30.260 of what happened the next morning as well um but that night i'm looking and their window their

03:40:36.420 curtains are wide open and it's this girl with a broken leg and this dude and they start you know

03:40:43.220 whatever uh the fun part was checking out in the morning we were right behind them

03:40:49.220 i know what you look like i got those clothes no man i said when i worked at

03:40:57.940 when i worked at falls view i'd sit outside and have my lunch like right at the front door of the 0.54

03:41:02.660 fucking falls you can see no and right smack dab across street was uh i don't know the hilton or 0.94

03:41:08.660 one of the big fucking names whatever uh sarah would know it's right across street from the 0.99

03:41:14.180 fall view anyways i think it's the hills sitting there having my lunch and everybody that i think 0.98

03:41:20.020 i think everybody that fucking rented a room there thought that the the tinted windows were like 0.92

03:41:24.980 one-way windows or they didn't care so that's one of the reasons why i had to stop actually i had to 0.97

03:41:32.100 stop eating my lunch out front because i felt like a fucking pervert after a while it felt weird 0.99

03:41:36.580 right it's like i kept seeing girls like naked doing their fucking hair in the window using the 1.00

03:41:42.180 window as a mirror and shit and they're fucking top that they're naked man i watched one girl put 1.00

03:41:46.900 her leg up on the fucking window ledge and i think she knew that we could see and she was doing it for 0.99

03:41:51.380 the construction guys and shit which they were actually because uh in the beginning of that 0.99

03:41:55.780 construction pcl and um ellis dawn they both had their own cameras so you can go type into the 0.98

03:42:02.180 fucking the site and you can control the camera and everybody was everybody's going to that hotel 0.99

03:42:08.100 fucking watching watching people fucking doing weird shit like okay so they shut it down they shut 1.00

03:42:16.500 it down because some of the guys that were on that site were actually going there to that hotel on 1.00

03:42:20.420 purpose just so they could be on there go yeah that's funny well taz believes you have expert

03:42:28.660 knowledge on hotels sarah i think i think those are motels yes motels yes that was you guys take 0.98

03:42:36.900 that shit sarah come on i wouldn't take that hey i'm well traveled what can i say 0.99

03:42:46.660 just gonna leave that one alone 1.00

03:42:50.820 i'm not worried oh anyway especially now

03:42:55.940 i don't know we're good something like that 0.94

03:43:02.660 sarah's just waiting she's like taz if i ever fucking meet you in person 1.00

03:43:08.340 no no not if when when yes she'll find you i'll i'll fly that motherfucker here this summer he knows 1.00

03:43:16.580 i'll feed you after we'll we'll find you and we're gonna be the shit out of you i'm gonna be the 1.00

03:43:27.940 shit out of you elbows 1.00

03:43:36.180 oh boy ginger he's a ginger calluses on her thighs 1.00

03:43:43.140 what that's well traveled is that even a thing

03:43:50.740 well i'd i'd imagine if that girl did the thousand dudes in 12 hours i bet you she has them 1.00

03:43:56.820 has what one that is so gross anyway right i don't have calluses anywhere just 0.99

03:44:02.420 i missed the last part god damn it kill her five amazing oh my god no taz 0.99

03:44:14.180 she'll beat you and she'll feed you so feed you just keep you healthy enough so she can beat you some 1.00

03:44:18.500 more and they keep your strength so that she can beat you some more she'll even give you like you 1.00

03:44:22.900 know cpr and fucking bring you back to life so she can beat you more 1.00

03:44:29.060 that's 1.00

03:44:31.460 resurrecting you so the beatings will continue until morale improves right exactly and we'll find you a robot

03:44:40.180 little robots um so also somebody has to find me a good mic and

03:44:59.140 send it to me somehow like where i have to get it i don't know how to find a good mic this is my

03:45:05.220 matt got mine i used to have the box for it and the instructions for it i might still have the

03:45:09.060 instructions of the name but uh matt my neighbor um he gave me mine i think it was like 60 bucks or

03:45:15.300 something but he ordered on amazon and apparently amazon got hacked but nobody knows about that

03:45:22.420 probably yeah amazon got hacked well all your personal information is out there now so

03:45:26.820 i mean at this point i think everybody's personal information is out there anyway yeah

03:45:34.900 between people offering their information and the fact that we have so many apps stealing our

03:45:40.500 information and then selling it yeah um yeah our information is in secret no not really but

03:45:50.820 i mean if anybody wants my amazon wishlist i'm happy to send it to them but

03:45:54.580 if it got hacked send me whatever you want what's on your wish list lots of things i even have a full

03:46:00.340 cart all right i will i would not be mad if anybody decided to buy that for me just not with my money

03:46:08.500 with someone else's money go right ahead that's why it's still sitting in the cart

03:46:14.180 i don't even know man like that's why it's called a list somebody said you know if i won the lottery

03:46:19.300 tomorrow i wouldn't know what the i'd want to buy like i would i would be like i would be like brain

03:46:24.900 farting for like a week just i would get a house like i'd be right back and i would buy it i would

03:46:30.660 have i would want a reliable vehicle and i have a roof that was over my head that was mine yeah yeah

03:46:38.180 those are the things i want that's it i would really like to have like a an underground root seller

03:46:43.700 wherever i live so that and a generator that's it yeah and i'd like to do some vertical

03:46:55.860 sorry let me interrupt yeah and a wood stove well obviously the house that i live in is going to have

03:46:59.540 a wood stove but i just think these are the things that i would want like extra but nothing

03:47:04.580 i'm simple i don't even need that much money

03:47:06.740 no either man i gotta that's why i see these people like could you live in this for a million

03:47:13.380 dollars i'm like you're joking like a little cabin in the woods like dude that sounds like

03:47:18.180 paradise to me man yeah having the woods and with the wood stove and you got a cabin in the woods it's

03:47:25.380 not it doesn't suck it wasn't a tiny cabin i'm not acting like okay just full disclosure i'm not acting 0.77

03:47:30.900 like i lived in a tiny little hunting cabin i lived in a massive log home in the middle if you're

03:47:37.620 gonna build a good one man i want to be comfortable but you know what there's something

03:47:42.420 like living in a log cabin is totally different than living in like 150 year old farmhouse

03:47:48.580 it's crazy how different it is my bills were half of what they are in a house that was 10 times the

03:47:55.300 size it's irritating so i still want to i still want to start my own trailer park though that would

03:48:02.580 be fun you know what i've been looking at is abandoned or um hotels for sale oh yeah that's fun

03:48:13.220 right right yeah but it's the insurance i'd be worried about because they're all attached and

03:48:17.860 shit right so you won't be able to be oh you can't smoke beer nobody can smoke because insurance

03:48:23.380 more material right because they're all attached and it's like having a garage attached to your 0.99

03:48:28.340 house and bullshit like that insurance tells you how you can live that's how i've never been to a 0.80

03:48:33.860 motel that you couldn't smoke at yeah well i smoke anyways i don't give a i don't think you 0.98

03:48:40.020 could tell people that are renting a motel room that they can't smoke in there they tell you to go

03:48:44.500 yourself number one and the things that happen in those rooms you can still smoke at hotels like you can

03:48:51.620 still smoke at the myriad in nagger falls they have a smoking floor yes multiple and even if

03:49:00.020 and even if it's a non-smoking floor you can smoke you just might have to pay a little extra that's all

03:49:05.940 yeah they get a smoking room i always ask for a smoking room please and uh give me one so and

03:49:10.580 the smoking rooms have coffee makers in the room imagine i always bring my own though because it's better

03:49:14.660 but but yeah like for real totally hang on i'll be right back i usually don't uh bother with motel

03:49:25.060 rooms we usually just crash in the car which you never really get a good sleep but if you want a 0.98

03:49:30.100 good sleep you gotta stop you gotta go to the motel room i don't want fucking bed bugs and cockroaches 1.00

03:49:34.900 man for fuck's sakes man no yeah well that's why you don't go to dives but i try to find the middle of 0.99

03:49:40.980 the pack kind of fucking place right i think it really matters anymore i don't want i'll just 1.00

03:49:45.620 crash in the car thank you very much i just want to get there yeah not me fuck that i i don't give a 0.99

03:49:51.540 fuck i'm i'm good in the hotel room i'm not fucking sleeping in the car i love sleeping in the car i 0.99

03:49:57.940 like camping and i fucking do not but it depends on what car i'm not going to sleep in the fucking 0.99

03:50:03.300 herself or a camera or some shit love you whoever drives those but not for me 0.99

03:50:12.740 a little hard to stretch out there isn't it i can't sleep there anymore i'm not again we're going 0.98

03:50:17.700 past 40. once you hit 40 there's no more sleeping in a car man around small towns going fishing and 0.98

03:50:24.580 sleeping in the van and shit no fuck off uh by the way sarah sarah important message to pass along 1.00

03:50:34.260 uh connor just told me to tell you to go fuck yourself 1.00

03:50:42.980 totally it's the only time i let him swear 1.00

03:50:47.060 i'm sure the nine-year-old told me to go 1.00

03:50:50.100 fuck myself 1.00

03:50:55.060 you're such an asshole 1.00

03:50:56.820 really yeah i hope you choke on your fucking dinner tonight 1.00

03:51:04.900 i can't see it i don't see connor being that way right 1.00

03:51:09.300 don't listen to anything he says chris i know man i never know what he's telling the truth or he's 0.97

03:51:14.180 just fucking around right 0.97

03:51:16.660 i'm an uncle you can trust me 0.99

03:51:21.300 this is great

03:51:22.340 oh that's great

03:51:35.300 it's amazing

03:51:36.020 i don't know the nice part is it looks like i'm kid free tonight 0.99

03:51:40.260 fuck yeah 0.99

03:51:41.220 maybe you'll get some fucking sleep then 1.00

03:51:45.300 uh maybe we'll see i don't know what the fuck happened last night if i passed out at like 9 30 10 0.99

03:51:52.020 o'clock and then i was like 0.92

03:51:55.380 fucking four in the morning i wake up and i'm like 0.99

03:51:58.100 fucking bright-eyed and bushy-tailed i'm like for fuck's sakes 0.99

03:52:01.860 that was me i went to bed about 10 30 last night man i couldn't keep my eyes open anymore 0.99

03:52:05.780 they're done and uh i woke up about 4 30 i think around the same time 4 4 30 and i could see light

03:52:14.420 going through my doorway upstairs right so i'm thinking the wife's up no she just didn't turn the 0.99

03:52:19.780 light off so i don't have a clock upstairs so when i'm seeing light going through the doorway i think 0.68

03:52:24.500 that she's awake and so it's like six in the morning or 6 30. i got a fuck okay so that's my time 0.88

03:52:31.780 i kept falling back to sleep waking back up seeing the same light it me out man all right 0.97

03:52:37.380 whatever i'm retarded i left lights on the other night too and thought there was somebody in my house 0.60

03:52:45.540 yeah with you man that light's not supposed to be on unless michelle's up and awake and i just

03:52:50.420 changed the lights that i keep on in my house like i always switch the lights on that i leave on overnight

03:52:55.780 so anyway i have a different light on overnight now and i forgot and got up thinking it was somebody 0.99

03:53:03.860 in my house like a dumb ass oh no did you wake up with a guy with a knife or something yeah 0.99

03:53:11.540 i was like who's in here i gotta stab you i stabbed you in the face oh god and i i'm pretty convinced that 1.00

03:53:19.540 there's a bunny in here again but i don't know how it got in again oh sarah told me to beat you 0.99

03:53:29.860 no she did who yeah she did you're getting his stuff now yeah he's getting his stuff okay and you

03:53:40.100 tell him that he is a sweet child she said that you are a terrible kid

03:53:46.180 and you're gonna get all of the good stuff for easter and then you're gonna get all 0.99

03:53:53.380 a bunch of crap freezer like actual rabbit poop 0.87

03:54:00.500 chocolate cover rabbit said i'm not in any way changing what she said to suit my needs 0.99

03:54:08.900 at all none of that being nice to him

03:54:12.980 well he's not getting a suplex at this point oh yeah right i can't wait until he's 0.51

03:54:21.780 where he can punch you right square in the chest here he's growing honor 0.91

03:54:29.380 samara says your hair smells terrific 0.99

03:54:34.660 yeah his feet are stinky actually like that's legit 0.97

03:54:38.260 it that's your fault they're bad they're bad

03:54:45.220 but he is it doesn't even like it legit doesn't matter his feet just yeah i don't know

03:54:51.540 it's got jeep feet

03:54:52.500 unbelievable

03:54:57.460 unbelievable be good

03:55:03.540 i said be good all right and you're adorable 0.99

03:55:11.620 that's how he's cute he has to know how cute he is how the fuck's that saying oh 0.99

03:55:16.020 no because then that makes me the weird uncle no he has to know that he's an adorable little white 0.99

03:55:22.500 kid so that he knows that when someone comes up i will let the women tell him that that's what 1.00

03:55:29.300 that's where i was going snakes and snails and puppy dogs tail that's what boys are made of right

03:55:34.500 exactly and they're in spice and everything nice that's what girls are made of he has to know that he 0.71

03:55:39.620 there's stranger danger because he's an adorable little kid so no kid no adult should ask a kid

03:55:44.740 if anything no adults should ever ask a kid for directions or for help or anything so if a stranger

03:55:51.300 comes up and asks that adorable long-haired little child if for something he needs to know that yes i am 0.99

03:55:57.540 adorable but i stranger danger and i'm running away run motherfucker run and know where you're running 0.98

03:56:02.740 into know all the backyards no always have a exit plan man when we used to ride uh dirt bikes and 0.99

03:56:10.020 quad runners and shit up the street like we had to go up the main road just in case there was there 0.95

03:56:14.980 always was a fucking cop for some weird reason because someone complained and so they're looking 0.99

03:56:19.780 for people on bikes and shit this is back in the 80s yeah we always had a fucking path a trail somewhere 0.99

03:56:25.700 we could fucking boot from the cops just long enough to get off the fucking road down through a ditch and 0.99

03:56:30.180 into the bush and we're gone right same goes through life you need to fucking have that little exit 1.00

03:56:36.100 strategy always have a fucking always have a plan b and c have an ace up your fucking sleeve wait your 1.00

03:56:43.540 sleeve way up here have a fucking ace up your sleeve god damn it and that means an exit plan like you have 0.99

03:56:49.780 to have a plan b and that goes with like walking down the street it's fucking uh knowing what's around 1.00

03:56:57.460 you and and if does go south i could use that for a weapon right my ass straight for fuck's sake it's 0.99

03:57:04.740 like ah i'll beat you over the head with that yeah have a plan b man always like totally every scenario 1.00

03:57:12.340 though right we were at sleepovers a lot too as kids like i was at sleepovers all the time because

03:57:17.860 we had a big family and my family was all over the place so we would always be staying at like cousins

03:57:23.460 places and i had like i went to summer camp and then i would go and stay with my friends from

03:57:30.100 summer camp you know things like that so i feel like it's just one of those things where now there's

03:57:35.460 just a lot more people who are just not good people i was never home we always stayed at friends houses 0.97

03:57:41.140 yeah right and if you're a dick you weren't allowed back but yeah 0.95

03:57:48.100 i always loved my friends at hell i always had the good food right well this guy's cool he's got a 0.99

03:57:52.500 pool is it a quad runner they got lots of food fridge yeah i'm going i'm gonna hang out with you yeah

03:58:01.300 totally 100 i'm gonna hang out with my rich buddy yeah cool cottages yeah 100 yeah yeah yeah yeah

03:58:11.140 do you remember that uh remember that fucking chase on the 401 where they were going the wrong way 0.97

03:58:17.940 it was those guys the jeats that fucking did the liquor store robbery yeah i remember that 0.98

03:58:23.140 yeah so the cops in that chase got charged 0.98

03:58:28.020 for going the wrong way yeah basically they got uh

03:58:34.420 sergeant richard flynn and constable brandon hamilton have been charged with three counts

03:58:40.980 each of criminal negligence causing death and two counts each of criminal negligence causing

03:58:46.100 bodily harm what did they do jesus well because they continued the chase well he was

03:58:52.340 oh so the wrong way also because the other guy killed people they got charged for it 0.98

03:59:00.980 but if it was uh if it was fucking yeah corporal singh and sergeant fucking padouche 1.00

03:59:06.500 fuck off man fuck off like when are cops gonna fucking wake up man when i don't know when but 1.00

03:59:14.740 that's a rhetorical question whatever 1.00

03:59:18.820 and i guess okay i've just kind of a tell like i know that you're supposed to technically call off 0.87

03:59:24.100 the fucking chase if it's too dangerous but at the same time you're just supposed to let them go 0.92

03:59:28.980 right like they don't know how to do a pit maneuver for sakes man i could do a pit maneuver easily with 0.99

03:59:34.420 one hand in the fucking wheel like it's not hard to do man maybe it's years of playing uh video games 1.00

03:59:41.060 no it's real life i can shoot a tire for sakes buddy if i had a cop car with that fucking 0.99

03:59:46.820 the technology they have give me that give me an old crown vic with a push bar in the front man 1.00

03:59:52.580 i'll fuck your shit up man fuck chris loves ramming from behind right right up your 1.00

04:00:00.580 fucking huh huh jesus christ what the fuck yeah i don't know i don't i don't know where we're 1.00

04:00:10.740 going with that one i got nothing there but i feel like i i just imagine 0.99

04:00:15.060 otherwise come on around in a crown vic just fucking right up every just fucking knocking 0.97

04:00:21.540 people right off the road driving yeah give me a cow catcher i want a cow catcher on the front of 0.99

04:00:26.740 my fucking crown vic yeah right a yeet catcher a jeet catcher but it has hooks on it so they don't 0.98

04:00:33.860 it doesn't just push them disperse them it hooks them are they even allowed to use the pitman over 0.99

04:00:38.820 here like it chases aren't exactly it's a jeet catcher with hooks on it man so it catches 0.77

04:00:44.980 the jeets and they just fucking get impaled on the jeet catcher the rest of them bounce off some 0.99

04:00:49.860 of them bounce off some of them get stuck and they're all fucked up and shit doing a 1.00

04:00:55.220 fucking funky chicken on jeet catcher yeah jeet catcher would be great it's a cow catcher with 0.99

04:01:00.340 spikes sticking out with small like you know hooks or this way hooks so when you get caught on it 0.99

04:01:07.780 you're impaled and you're like and now you're stuck on it other jeets are bouncing off the jeet's face

04:01:13.300 yeah so i'm curious then because apparently they we we can use the pitman over here why do we never 0.98

04:01:18.820 hear of it being used because they don't know how to fucking do it man they know how to drive 1.00

04:01:23.380 cops can't fucking drive their finger at their fucking ass but i'm telling you they need more 1.00

04:01:27.460 time on the track the pit maneuver doesn't exactly seem like a difficult thing to do with them i know 1.00

04:01:32.660 but they need more pretty simple guns and they need more practice with driving plain and simple

04:01:38.340 more time on the range more more range practice more like um going through rooms and shooting oh

04:01:45.300 that's the old lady don't shoot the old lady like they need that and they need um they need 1.00

04:01:50.900 way better training man they need way better training like i don't think you should be a cop unless

04:01:56.660 at least until you've had at least three years they shouldn't give you a gun until about three

04:02:03.140 years training then you get a gun you know what i mean if you want one because you can be a detective

04:02:09.860 and not need one um maybe no you can be detective because you'd be detective sitting right here at 0.99

04:02:15.460 your desk and not even leave the house and detect shit and find missing people right they're lazy 0.98

04:02:21.140 they'll find a missing cop but they won't find a missing woman like off man they'll find somebody 0.99

04:02:28.820 if you rip off a jewelry store they'll find out who it was but they won't find it who you know

04:02:33.940 abducted a child or all the technology that we have all the cameras everywhere and you can't find missing

04:02:40.740 people stop

04:02:49.700 i was doing something and now i forgot what

04:02:54.580 way to go chris

04:02:56.660 oh here we go

04:03:01.620 oh yeah right checking news headlines see what's going on anything happen yet doesn't look like it

04:03:07.380 apparently banned oil banned russian oil is coming to canada though apparently there's a shadow fleet

04:03:15.700 exploiting a loophole to trade russian oil good cbc wants to make sure that their their listeners are

04:03:24.180 aware that they're driving on russian gas

04:03:29.620 irving's buying russian oil because irving doesn't give a who they buy from they'll buy from

04:03:33.220 they love their saudi nobody right i mean let's face it most people don't give a

04:03:38.260 where they're getting it from as long as it's cheap yeah

04:03:43.300 right but the refinery that's why like company gets it cheaper though they'll still it doesn't

04:03:48.820 matter if uh so if irving got a big deal on uh billions of he's going to save billions on 0.87

04:03:55.940 fucking crude from saudi or russia or whatever he's not going to pass that on to you 0.97

04:04:01.140 oh it'll be the same fucking price as it is a going price you might go a little bit cheaper 1.00

04:04:09.060 no that's funny no they don't give a they're not they're not passing 0.99

04:04:14.020 shit to you unless it's the carbon tax they'll pass that to you 0.99

04:04:22.660 oh here's this one here 1.00

04:04:23.780 you see it yeah nowhere is there more of a hysterically driven moral panic over the rise

04:04:32.340 of the far right which has basically come to mean the success of any political entity that represents

04:04:37.380 the views of the native majority than in germany where the political establishment continues to

04:04:42.580 thrash around in a fit of blind panic before next month's federal elections with the afd set to win

04:04:48.420 20 of the vote which would give them second place and 146 seats in parliament now the vice president

04:04:54.420 of the office for the protection of the constitution this guy claimed that questioning public broadcasting

04:05:01.700 basically state media is a danger to democracy sinansalan is concerned about the success of alleged

04:05:08.260 disinformation campaigns on the internet these would do something to democracy because democratic

04:05:12.740 decision-making processes or the transmission of news as it takes place for example in public

04:05:18.500 broadcasting you're called into question what question the decision-making processes of government

04:05:24.980 express doubts about the trustworthiness of news media outlets linked to the government you must be

04:05:30.420 part of a disinformation campaign to imperil democracy sounds like something straight out of the

04:05:35.780 soviet union which by the way punished people for expressing undesirable opinions by denying them work

04:05:42.260 oh look what's happening in germany police officers who are members of the afd the second biggest

04:05:47.780 party in germany being threatened with dismissal and being completely expunged from the civil service

04:05:53.620 the german political establishment is so deathly afraid of its own people expressing discontent

04:05:59.460 particularly in regard to the country's disastrous embrace of open borders that the state office for the

04:06:05.220 protection of the constitution in hessen has formed a temporary organizational division to

04:06:10.020 analyze information and coordinate measures regarding the opinions that accumulate on social media

04:06:16.020 platforms oh no not opinions we can't have that domestic intelligence agents and counter-espion

04:06:22.740 art officials have been drafted in to fight the ominous subversion of social media platforms that provide

04:06:28.820 access to unfiltered opinions unfiltered opinions the absolute horror we need the might of the deep state to

04:06:37.300 filter those opinions god knows what could happen and if you thought all that wasn't scary enough get a load of this

04:06:43.300 ×m und die frage im Endeffekt für bildkommunikation die halt bedenklich ist für demokratische

04:06:49.600 Austausch mußtal und jed ähm ja auch das zusammenleben generell gesellschaftlichth пиш kind of the

04:06:55.560 him straightminister Mant fla moons go existens classical shop thing ähm das hier schon im endeffekt

04:07:03.260 regulativ geguckt werden muss ok es ist nicht jede nachricht im endeffekt nach global

04:07:07.960 The absolute goal of this clown, to complain about social media platforms, is not the 0.82

04:07:37.940 being democratically controlled. 0.96

04:07:39.900 Controlled by who?

04:07:41.200 The German government, which literally wants to ban unfiltered opinions.

04:07:45.880 The state can't censor what opinions you express.

04:07:49.620 And that's a threat to democracy.

04:07:52.140 What are you on about?

04:07:53.480 Do these people even listen to themselves?

04:07:56.100 There's the same notion of this honest argument we've heard since 2016.

04:08:00.660 Writes Eugipius, the inconvenient political opinions of the rabble are reconstructed as targeted fake news, manipulation and disinformation.

04:08:09.140 Proceeding from a rotating cast of villains from other countries, presently the ominous Putin-Moscue-Zuckerberg triad.

04:08:15.820 In this way our politicians conflate their own people with foreign enemies and seek to deprive their citizens of the rights of free political expression.

04:08:22.680 Under the cover of maintaining social cohesion and defending our democracy, these lunatics would like nothing so much as to shut down the entire internet.

04:08:31.420 And it's not even inconceivable that Germany's next government could ban X and even Facebook altogether.

04:08:38.520 Mosk and Zuckerberg, yes Zuckerberg, are now absurdly being compared to China's authoritarian dictatorship.

04:08:46.340 Because they allow some semblance of free speech on their platforms.

04:08:50.100 Oh yes, that well-known, fierce defender of free expression.

04:08:55.920 The Chinese Communist Party.

04:08:58.360 Germany's political establishment continue, while somehow, God knows how, keeping a straight face.

04:09:04.300 To insist that opposition parties like the AFD should be banned.

04:09:07.920 And speech, which challenges prevailing narratives amplified by the political establishment, must also be banned.

04:09:14.340 All while asserting that such methods represent the actions of a morally just guardian of democracy and freedom.

04:09:21.480 Germans must truly feel like they're living in the twilight zone at this point.

04:09:28.040 Yeah, absolutely.

04:09:29.340 And Canadians do. 0.79

04:09:30.600 We're not as bad as the Germans.

04:09:33.000 We're heading that way, though. 0.99

04:09:35.120 Man, I don't know, whatever the fuck. 0.98

04:09:39.940 They're, like, all they are is just a window into our future, right? 0.99

04:09:45.280 Right. 1.00

04:09:45.820 They're, like, four years ahead of us when it comes to the bullshit. 1.00

04:09:49.320 I know, I get it. 1.00

04:09:51.200 Britain was a canary in the coal mine, like, fucking seven years ago, for fuck's sake. 1.00

04:09:54.880 More than that. 1.00

04:09:56.420 It's like, this is coming here. 0.99

04:09:57.580 Because they're manipulating the same laws and same, they're fucking, fucking, they're gaining the same system. 1.00

04:10:04.700 When I say they, I mean, bleeding heart white people are showing the brown people how to come on in and fucking come on in. 0.99

04:10:12.380 You're not staying at their house, though. 0.99

04:10:14.820 Like, refugees welcome here. 0.96

04:10:16.780 Okay, but they're not staying at your house.

04:10:19.620 You're not inviting them to your home, opening your home. 1.00

04:10:22.520 Well, and they wouldn't either. 0.99

04:10:23.480 Give them the keys to your house, and keys to your car, and fucking the keys to your safe. 1.00

04:10:29.280 Fucking give her. 1.00

04:10:30.480 Let's go. 1.00

04:10:31.040 They won't do that.

04:10:31.940 Remember that one, the video of that one guy that was going around saying he had a petition,

04:10:35.960 and he was, like, trying to sign people up to take in refugees, and every single one of them is like, ah, nah.

04:10:40.980 No, no, no.

04:10:42.040 They all had an excuse. 1.00

04:10:43.640 And their excuses were pathetic. 1.00

04:10:45.920 Pathetic. 1.00

04:10:46.420 I don't have the room. 1.00

04:10:47.260 Well, actually, what's really funny is their excuses are the same reasons.

04:10:53.480 Why we don't want mass immigration. 1.00

04:10:55.460 We don't have room.

04:10:57.280 We don't have the budget.

04:10:59.180 We don't.

04:11:00.100 You know what I mean? 0.91

04:11:01.080 Like, it's the way I've always seen it is what I don't understand about these leftist retards 1.00

04:11:07.620 is why they don't look at the country the way they look at their home.

04:11:13.340 Because it's really the same kind of principle.

04:11:16.680 Yeah, it's our home, man.

04:11:18.100 It's our home.

04:11:19.000 You know, you're not just going to let anybody in.

04:11:22.580 No, it's our home. 1.00

04:11:23.840 And if somebody's acting a fool, you're going to fucking toss them out. 0.99

04:11:28.100 Maybe it's because people just don't get out. 1.00

04:11:29.740 Like, oh, they'd rather travel to Disneyland and fucking Florida or whatever and go to 0.96

04:11:34.740 Mexico or go to Egypt and people, oh, I'm a world traveler. 1.00

04:11:39.260 But have you even traveled your own fucking country? 0.99

04:11:41.740 Do you even know the Canadian people? 1.00

04:11:43.260 Have you met the Canadian people?

04:11:46.040 Like, no, you haven't.

04:11:47.440 Have you gone out the beaten track and got away from the big cities in Canada and met people 0.99

04:11:51.280 in small towns and shit? 1.00

04:11:52.920 It's fucking different, bud. 1.00

04:11:54.860 They'll give you the shirt. 1.00

04:11:55.560 They're fucking locks, man. 1.00

04:11:57.140 Canadians are, never mind politeness, like Canadians will never, we're the most fucking 1.00

04:12:03.720 humanitarian and fucking, not just, we're not just. 0.99

04:12:08.980 I think we were. 0.98

04:12:10.520 We were the nicest.

04:12:11.300 Well, we were.

04:12:11.900 And we were nice until we're not.

04:12:13.760 But I'm just saying, like, we care about the environment because that's where we fish

04:12:16.920 and we hunt.

04:12:17.800 Of course we care about the environment. 0.99

04:12:19.600 Of course we care about the fucking force management. 0.98

04:12:21.700 I think there's a, there's a direct correlation to the idea that individualism was more important 0.98

04:12:28.280 and the, like, because it's as that Canadian identity just continued to get eroded away

04:12:34.560 and we became more individuals. 0.71

04:12:36.400 We no longer gave a fuck about giving the shirt off of our back to somebody because we were 0.87

04:12:41.860 only going to do that within our own little circle. 0.97

04:12:44.660 Yeah, we'll travel across Canada, man.

04:12:47.940 Like, if you, uh, I hitchhiked from Ontario to New Brunswick.

04:12:50.800 That was the best experience of my life, man.

04:12:53.240 It was an eye-opener.

04:12:54.360 Big time eye-opener, man.

04:12:56.600 I got picked up by a jeet in Toronto and, uh, he seemed like an all right dude, but the 0.98

04:13:01.700 dude picked me up on the fucking highway and I'm like, he's going this way. 0.96

04:13:05.220 Okay, well, I'm not going that way. 0.99

04:13:07.060 Drop me off here. 0.99

04:13:08.360 Took me a while to fucking explain to him. 0.98

04:13:10.160 Dude, here, out, now. 1.00

04:13:11.660 Like, I think he wanted to fucking take me back to his fucking joint and shit. 0.99

04:13:15.240 I don't fucking know. 0.99

04:13:16.080 It was weird. 0.97

04:13:16.800 It is.

04:13:17.600 But there was, like, there was 36 other people that picked me up and, uh, on the hitchhike 0.97

04:13:22.280 journey and it was fucking eye-opening, man. 0.98

04:13:25.520 Like, how cool Canadians are. 1.00

04:13:27.840 Like, they're fucking cool, man. 0.99

04:13:30.600 Like, anybody who puts them in a hitchhike, no, if you're not a fucking gearbox, and I never 0.99

04:13:35.260 got any, thank fuck I never got any gearboxes, man, of all people picked me up. 1.00

04:13:39.040 There was none of that shit. 0.99

04:13:39.860 Um, it was pretty cool shit, man. 0.99

04:13:43.060 Uh, people, pretty cool people that picked me up. 0.98

04:13:45.440 Are you hungry?

04:13:46.780 You know what I mean? 0.99

04:13:47.780 People fed me and shit, bought me beers and stuff. 1.00

04:13:51.000 It was good shit. 1.00

04:13:51.900 I smoked some dubs along the way. 1.00

04:13:53.740 You know what I mean? 0.99

04:13:54.540 It's like, fuck's sakes, man. 0.99

04:13:57.660 Like, we, we take for granted what we have here in Canada and, and I don't think we realize 0.99

04:14:02.700 how cool it is here.

04:14:04.000 And we are the cool. 0.95

04:14:05.260 Yeah, we definitely took it for granted, though, because we let it all just fucking get eroded.

04:14:11.980 Um, I would like to say, myself, for myself, um, I, I know what it used to be like, because

04:14:20.000 I remember, and that's what I'm fighting for.

04:14:23.040 That's why I'm fighting.

04:14:24.460 Like, that's exactly why I fight for what I fight for, is because I want, I remember the

04:14:29.900 way it used to be, and I would love to see the young, the youth now, even though they 0.97

04:14:34.000 hate my guts, because they're 18, 19 years old now, and they're bitter as fuck, but even 0.99

04:14:38.260 though they hate me, I still want them to have what I had. 0.99

04:14:41.540 A hundred percent.

04:14:44.120 Yep.

04:14:45.060 We have.

04:14:45.900 Yeah, well, it was just a much better place.

04:14:48.660 Really.

04:14:49.760 And we could, it could be done.

04:14:52.920 Could easily be done.

04:14:54.760 Yeah.

04:14:55.040 Not easily.

04:14:56.640 It's going to take about two or three years, but that's not, not hard.

04:15:01.360 There ain't a big enough trebuchet as far as I'm concerned, but whatever.

04:15:05.820 And the, the diagonal enforcer, isn't that what it's called?

04:15:08.740 The enforcer?

04:15:09.660 Something.

04:15:10.460 The deporter.

04:15:11.340 Deporter.

04:15:11.920 The day of the rope.

04:15:12.440 I'm, I'm down with the day of the rope, man.

04:15:13.900 We should make an enforcer too.

04:15:15.280 A deporter and an enforcer.

04:15:17.740 Yeah, why not?

04:15:19.220 And I, I still think that if we do, if we do the trebuchet thing, I think that we should, 1.00

04:15:23.840 uh, we could just charge people $5 to pull the lever.

04:15:30.120 Yeah.

04:15:30.640 Right.

04:15:31.100 I guarantee we, we would fix the economy.

04:15:34.320 Can I hit the button?

04:15:35.180 Can I hit the button?

04:15:35.620 I want to hit the button.

04:15:36.340 No, I want to hit the button.

04:15:37.160 No, I want to hit the button.

04:15:38.760 You know, fight.

04:15:39.600 Yeah, right.

04:15:40.360 Who wants to hit the button?

04:15:41.320 I want to hit the button.

04:15:42.060 I want to hit the button.

04:15:42.740 No, no, no. 1.00

04:15:44.740 Fucking A. 1.00

04:15:46.820 Great idea. 0.98

04:15:47.580 You think it's hard, you think it's hard to get a Leafs ticket? 1.00

04:15:50.220 Shit. 1.00

04:15:51.500 It's like getting on the elevator. 1.00

04:15:52.340 It's fucking real hard to get yourself a ticket. 0.98

04:15:53.840 Hey, look, it's a Christmas tree. 1.00

04:15:57.180 Fuck, you guys have a return. 1.00

04:15:58.900 Yeah, right? 1.00

04:15:59.760 Christmas tree.

04:16:03.200 Everybody wants to hit the button, man.

04:16:04.960 It's true.

04:16:05.440 Everybody wants to hit the button.

04:16:06.540 Or pull the lever, or pull the switch, or whatever. 0.97

04:16:08.640 Well, I would fucking love to. 0.93

04:16:11.040 Do you imagine if we're, if you were, uh, if someone was responsible for the death of 0.96

04:16:15.860 someone you love, per se, and you could charge them money?

04:16:20.200 I wouldn't charge them money.

04:16:21.620 I'd just do it for fun.

04:16:22.540 I'd let the pull the switch for free.

04:16:24.260 If it was, it was that kind of case? 1.00

04:16:26.260 Like, no, you're, oh, that, that guy fucking is responsible. 0.99

04:16:29.800 Okay. 0.99

04:16:31.080 Now it's a freebie.

04:16:32.980 But some, you have to charge money for it.

04:16:35.860 Right?

04:16:36.440 Yeah, right. 0.98

04:16:37.400 Because you've got to raise money to, how else, electricity's fucking not cheap. 0.81

04:16:41.480 And if you're going to let your chair them, or, you know, rope's not cheap either, and 0.98

04:16:46.340 someone has to fucking spin that rope. 0.97

04:16:48.120 Rope and share, man. 1.00

04:16:48.960 That's the best fucking way. 0.99

04:16:50.780 Yeah, well, cover it, man. 0.99

04:16:52.720 Do you see the cost of lumber? 0.99

04:16:54.680 Cost of fucking lumber these days, bud. 1.00

04:16:56.400 I'm telling you. 1.00

04:16:56.980 It's worth it. 0.99

04:16:57.620 I know, but you need fucking walnut, or you need oak, or something. 0.98

04:17:01.940 You're going to make your money back, charging five bucks a pull. 0.99

04:17:04.840 It's fine.

04:17:05.400 It doesn't matter. 1.00

04:17:06.260 You could make it out of fucking, you could make that trebuchet out of gold. 1.00

04:17:10.980 You'll still make the money back. 1.00

04:17:13.120 Johnny's saying, charge five bucks a pull. 0.99

04:17:17.960 A solid gold, solid gold fucking trebuchet. 0.99

04:17:23.440 That's bling of all bling. 1.00

04:17:24.760 That'd be killer.

04:17:25.660 Bling, bling, bling.

04:17:27.060 Yeah, right?

04:17:28.040 As long as it yeets the jeets, I don't really care what it looks like. 0.99

04:17:31.500 It's solid gold fucking trebuchet. 0.98

04:17:34.940 Jesus, I almost want to go. 0.99

04:17:36.080 You just got to get them 12 miles.

04:17:42.080 Way to go. 0.99

04:17:42.940 I'll go and fucking send me with it. 1.00

04:17:45.420 Fucking eat me then if it's my day. 1.00

04:17:50.340 I'm going in a gold trebuchet. 1.00

04:17:52.140 Whee! 1.00

04:17:53.180 Fuck you. 1.00

04:17:54.680 I'm going in a gold trebuchet. 1.00

04:17:56.580 Well, I mean, let's face it, like, jeet or not, it would just simply be fun to fling somebody with a trebuchet.

04:18:04.840 Period.

04:18:05.440 I think that'd be hilarious.

04:18:07.560 Yeah. 1.00

04:18:07.840 Well, apparently they did that for fun at last, like, fucking, that's a redneck thing. 1.00

04:18:17.820 Yeah, that, I couldn't believe that I actually found video of people getting launched by trebuchets. 1.00

04:18:23.860 What do we got going on there?

04:18:27.740 Oh, right.

04:18:28.560 Yes, I remember.

04:18:31.080 It's a good trebuchet tower.

04:18:32.900 Is that what we're working on right now?

04:18:34.540 I'm wondering.

04:18:35.320 Oh.

04:18:35.540 I'm in for it.

04:18:37.280 Yeah, I'm here for it.

04:18:38.800 I'm, yeah.

04:18:39.460 I'm here for it.

04:18:40.220 Let's go.

04:18:43.200 Yeah, I'm into it. 0.98

04:18:45.360 I was like, I saw somebody the other day fucking said something about it. 0.94

04:18:51.240 It's Twitter. 1.00

04:18:52.080 X is just stupid. 0.99

04:18:53.180 I was like, yeah, I'm into dead naming too. 1.00

04:18:54.960 You're such an asshole. 1.00

04:19:01.840 I love it. 1.00

04:19:05.960 If I get it, no, when I get a new mic, we have to pick a new book for me to read.

04:19:16.420 So.

04:19:17.020 Oh, yeah, right.

04:19:17.780 It's better to get on top of finding something for me to read. 0.99

04:19:21.640 Because we're almost done to double dick to you. 0.97

04:19:23.480 It can't get any more out of hand than it already has. 0.99

04:19:26.100 Double dick dude thing? 1.00

04:19:27.500 Holy fuck. 1.00

04:19:29.040 I'm just saying. 1.00

04:19:29.840 You know what we're doing now?

04:19:31.540 Nope. 0.99

04:19:33.640 I thought you were going to double dick dude. 0.98

04:19:36.040 You never finished a book, by the way. 0.95

04:19:38.100 We're not finishing anything right now.

04:19:41.240 I just.

04:19:42.040 Can I just have a break? 0.99

04:19:43.300 Double dick dude for one day? 0.99

04:19:44.580 I think he finished before we did. 0.99

04:19:46.540 It's a great double time, two time choice.

04:19:50.600 Y'all, I just don't feel like it today.

04:19:52.760 Is that okay? 1.00

04:19:53.340 No, his double dick dude turned gay. 1.00

04:19:55.160 I don't want to hear the gay shift. 1.00

04:19:56.640 It's not. 0.87

04:19:57.120 He didn't turn gay. 0.99

04:19:58.500 He said he likes cock every once in a while. 0.99

04:20:01.200 There's a huge difference, Chris. 0.98

04:20:02.640 Like, you guys have talked about this before. 0.86

04:20:03.940 I mean, that is kind of turning gay. 0.98

04:20:06.740 That's gay. 1.00

04:20:09.140 Whatever. 0.98

04:20:09.700 I don't care. 1.00

04:20:10.520 I don't have a penis. 0.97

04:20:11.500 I'm not gay. 0.99

04:20:12.320 I don't care.

04:20:13.460 All I'm saying is.

04:20:14.280 Okay, so here. 1.00

04:20:15.280 If you could lick your own pussy, would you? 1.00

04:20:17.200 Nope. 1.00

04:20:17.480 Okay.

04:20:17.920 That's okay.

04:20:18.680 Oh, my God.

04:20:19.560 No, but he could. 0.99

04:20:21.740 If he could fucking get right down there and go, 0.99

04:20:23.620 I got it. 1.00

04:20:24.640 Just fucking give her. 1.00

04:20:26.460 Right? 1.00

04:20:26.860 Oh, my God.

04:20:27.880 I'm just saying.

04:20:29.120 I'm asking for a friend.

04:20:30.960 Right? 1.00

04:20:32.200 If you could go down there and fucking muff dive on yourself, 0.99

04:20:34.560 would you do it? 0.99

04:20:38.020 Yeah, that's where we're at.

04:20:52.260 Are we going to be behaved now?

04:20:54.520 Well, we're monkeys, man.

04:20:56.280 We're monkeys.

04:20:56.540 Listen, Linda.

04:20:58.960 Listen.

04:20:59.900 I don't. 0.97

04:21:01.940 I already said earlier that we are not going to talk about my vagina at any point on this 0.98

04:21:10.240 panel. 0.96

04:21:15.640 That rule still stands. 1.00

04:21:18.860 My vagina is out of fucking bounds, y'all. 1.00

04:21:22.480 Well, let's just ask the question. 1.00

04:21:26.380 If he could, would you, though?

04:21:28.080 That's all I was asking.

04:21:28.720 How do I have to repeat myself?

04:21:30.720 This is just like in the movie where he's like.

04:21:33.200 Yes or no.

04:21:34.400 Yes or no.

04:21:35.320 Yes or no question.

04:21:36.640 That's all.

04:21:37.440 Listen, Chris. 1.00

04:21:38.780 I am going to punch your throat in the throat when I see you. 1.00

04:21:43.500 I'm talking about my vagina. 1.00

04:21:50.040 Nope. 0.98

04:21:52.180 Never, ever is that ever going to be a topic of conversation at any point.

04:21:56.780 Two reasons.

04:21:57.700 One, because it's mine.

04:21:59.060 And two, because it's mine.

04:22:02.000 So you would, then?

04:22:03.520 No.

04:22:04.200 Because it's yours.

04:22:05.400 No.

04:22:06.460 Right?

04:22:07.900 I want to.

04:22:08.680 Yeah.

04:22:09.100 I want to give that.

04:22:10.120 I'll give her it if I want to.

04:22:11.500 It's mine.

04:22:12.240 All right.

04:22:13.240 Right?

04:22:16.180 I'm just saying.

04:22:17.260 If you're double-printed. 0.99

04:22:18.420 I'm going to tell Michelle to slap you when you're sleeping. 1.00

04:22:21.080 I'm going to wait until you're asleep. 0.99

04:22:23.580 And I'm going to call her. 1.00

04:22:24.420 And I'm going to say, go over and slap him right in the head. 1.00

04:22:27.040 And you know she will. 1.00

04:22:27.840 She won't even ask a question.

04:22:28.900 She won't even ask why.

04:22:30.380 She will be in the head of the tape. 1.00

04:22:32.000 She will fucking. 1.00

04:22:33.240 Just fucking. 1.00

04:22:34.800 Right in the head. 1.00

04:22:36.040 You know that, right?

04:22:36.880 You're going to get skadooshed by Michelle tonight when you're fast asleep. 0.82

04:22:41.040 I might not even wake up. 1.00

04:22:42.640 And you can't even say shit. 0.99

04:22:44.740 Because you're going to know why you got skadooshed. 0.99

04:22:49.500 She doesn't have skadooshed.

04:22:53.520 Oh, I'm sure she probably could.

04:22:56.460 For the love of it.

04:22:57.140 No, don't, don't, don't ask.

04:22:59.200 Jason.

04:22:59.640 And we already know that the answer is yes.

04:23:01.880 I am not engaging in any of this.

04:23:05.680 Taint. 0.99

04:23:06.260 That's fucking even further. 1.00

04:23:07.580 Holy fuck. 1.00

04:23:08.240 You'd be lucky to suck your own dick, man. 1.00

04:23:09.840 Never mind getting the taint. 1.00

04:23:11.220 Jesus.

04:23:11.940 That's stretching it. 0.99

04:23:13.100 That's fucking really stretching it. 0.98

04:23:15.340 Like, you'd have to have, like, no spine. 0.99

04:23:16.940 Like, jelly spine to fucking reach your taint. 0.99

04:23:19.720 Jesus. 1.00

04:23:21.100 Holy Jesus.

04:23:22.300 What is that? 0.99

04:23:25.180 What the fuck is that? 1.00

04:23:32.080 Lick your own taint? 1.00

04:23:33.060 I don't even know what to say. 1.00

04:23:34.800 If you could lick your own taint and you lick your own taint? 1.00

04:23:36.720 No. 0.99

04:23:37.180 Why would you do that? 0.99

04:23:37.960 That's gay. 1.00

04:23:39.760 Jesus Christ, old man. 0.98

04:23:41.160 Like, how would you even find out that you could do it if you didn't do it?

04:23:45.700 Like, my God.

04:23:50.980 Well, that's why I laugh at people.

04:23:55.340 I'll try anything once.

04:23:56.540 Oh, would you?

04:23:58.920 Would you really? 1.00

04:24:00.480 If you found out, you could suck your own dick. 1.00

04:24:02.480 Yeah. 1.00

04:24:02.880 Yeah.

04:24:02.980 Well, okay.

04:24:03.760 Okay.

04:24:04.260 Well, it's the first time for everything.

04:24:06.980 No.

04:24:07.640 No, man.

04:24:08.600 Oh, my God.

04:24:11.120 All right.

04:24:12.220 So, next topic.

04:24:14.260 Yes, please.

04:24:15.700 Well, Jesus.

04:24:19.000 I don't know what the hell was going on there, but. 1.00

04:24:21.900 I don't know, but we talked about the pants and shit. 1.00

04:24:24.020 Jason fucking threw it out. 0.99

04:24:25.180 Yeah, well, I mean, you're, for some reason, very interested in whether people can perform 0.99

04:24:32.000 their own oral.

04:24:33.080 I'm not.

04:24:34.400 Well, no, because there was that rumor about Marilyn Manson, who had a river move so he 1.00

04:24:43.040 could suck his own cock. 1.00

04:24:44.020 That was a big rumor back in the 90s and shit, early 2000s, whatever. 1.00

04:24:47.140 Yeah, that actually didn't happen. 0.93

04:24:49.400 No, of course not.

04:24:51.280 Right?

04:24:51.800 But.

04:24:51.900 We were talking weird.

04:24:53.620 That's the thought worm.

04:24:54.680 That's the ear worm. 0.80

04:24:55.560 It's like, oh. 1.00

04:24:56.660 Oh, now people are thinking about people that can suck their own cock and shit. 1.00

04:24:59.660 Like, what the fuck, man? 1.00

04:25:00.460 We have more important things to talk about than people that can suck their own dink, man. 1.00

04:25:06.780 If you suck your own dink, well, good for you. 1.00

04:25:08.520 Fuck, I don't want to hear about it. 1.00

04:25:13.020 Did anything happen in the news? 1.00

04:25:14.700 Hey, I'm going to dehydrate some strawberries tonight.

04:25:20.800 That's what I'm going to do.

04:25:23.680 Okay.

04:25:24.600 That's a new topic of conversation.

04:25:28.000 We're going to talk about dehydrating strawberries now.

04:25:31.760 I got a sale on strawberries, so I'm going to try dehydrating them in my oven because I

04:25:36.580 haven't done that in my oven before.

04:25:38.340 So I'm going to try it.

04:25:40.160 Oh, dry them out?

04:25:40.860 Like, what?

04:25:41.360 What?

04:25:41.720 Bake with them?

04:25:43.060 No, dehydrating them at a low temperature for, like, 10 hours.

04:25:48.040 What?

04:25:48.420 So you lay, you cut them thinly, slightly.

04:25:50.680 I know what you're saying.

04:25:51.440 Yeah, I get it.

04:25:52.220 Yeah.

04:25:52.600 And then you have to. 0.95

04:25:53.280 No, but if you bake with them, you just, you don't need to fucking dehydrate. 0.98

04:25:56.440 Just cut them out. 0.98

04:25:57.300 No, they taste like candy.

04:25:59.220 They're, like, really good to eat, and they last longer than, like, the dried fruit.

04:26:02.300 Okay, I got you.

04:26:03.100 Yeah, sweet.

04:26:03.660 Okay, I get that.

04:26:04.220 Yeah, like, they're really good dried.

04:26:05.840 Yeah.

04:26:06.020 Yeah, yeah.

04:26:06.360 And then I can make them into, like, powder or, like, you know, whatever.

04:26:11.200 And I can, like, chop them up and put them into baking and all kinds of stuff.

04:26:13.680 But I can also eat them.

04:26:15.180 No, I hear you, man.

04:26:17.640 Seems like a long time, though.

04:26:18.980 Like, 10 hours?

04:26:20.560 Yeah, it's going to take 10 hours.

04:26:22.400 That's the plan.

04:26:23.360 So I've used a dehydrator before and other stuff, but I've never had an electric stove.

04:26:29.280 And I have one here.

04:26:30.180 So I'm just kind of, like, learning how to use it and stuff.

04:26:32.540 And I have never dehydrated strawberries, so I'm going to try. 0.99

04:26:38.260 You're going to stay awake for 10 hours and not leave your fucking stove on? 1.00

04:26:41.440 Or Jesus Christ, man. 1.00

04:26:42.700 No, I'm going to leave my stove on.

04:26:45.960 Freaking me out.

04:26:47.140 You need supervision, I think.

04:26:48.980 Why? 0.99

04:26:50.340 If you leave your stove on for 10 hours for fucking strawberries, you're going to leave your stove on for 10 hours. 1.00

04:26:55.800 Yeah. 1.00

04:26:56.040 I would definitely fall asleep within 10 hours at some point.

04:26:58.480 Well, no, I'm going to process them all tonight, and I'm going to lay them out on parchment paper and put them in the freezer, because I have a stand-up freezer, like on pans.

04:27:11.580 And then I'm going to turn the oven on in the morning, in the morning tomorrow, which is Saturday morning, when the hydros will keep all weekend.

04:27:20.220 And then I'm going to toss them all in the oven on the pans right out of the freezer.

04:27:26.740 And I'm going to run it all day, and I'm just going to do all my stuff around my house tomorrow.

04:27:33.660 And then, like, 10 hours later, I'll take them out and see what they look like.

04:27:40.220 So, I don't know.

04:27:43.180 Yeah.

04:27:43.720 They look like dehydrated strawberries.

04:27:45.460 Exactly.

04:27:46.580 And then I'm going to put them into mason jars, and then I'm going to put them in the cupboard.

04:27:53.100 And maybe when I see you next time, I'll bring you some.

04:27:56.180 So, you're doing a bunch.

04:27:58.300 You're not just going to do, like, one tray at a time.

04:28:00.360 Well, I have two flats, so I have 16 quarts.

04:28:05.400 Jesus.

04:28:06.140 All right.

04:28:06.860 Yeah.

04:28:07.160 And I also have 50 pounds of onions.

04:28:09.120 That makes it worthwhile, because your oven's not cheap, man, when it comes to lecture, because it's 220, right?

04:28:14.580 Yeah, but at a low temperature, it's not going to cost a ton to run for the day.

04:28:20.120 It's not that big of a deal.

04:28:21.200 So, yeah.

04:28:22.060 So, if you're bored and you want to come and help me chop onions, I'm also chopping 50 pounds of onions and freezing those.

04:28:28.300 When are you doing this, tomorrow?

04:28:29.920 Yeah.

04:28:30.300 And then I'm going to make some French onion soup.

04:28:32.580 I've got some...

04:28:33.580 I'm going to get down there.

04:28:34.480 And then I'm going to make a couple of batches of French onion soup and freeze that.

04:28:40.600 I'm going to hitchhike down there, I guess.

04:28:44.380 I'm just going to stay right here.

04:28:46.140 Yeah, both of you.

04:28:47.040 Neither of you are going to help me.

04:28:48.180 It's all right.

04:28:49.720 It is what it is.

04:28:50.940 I'm not used to getting that.

04:28:53.340 I'm all right.

04:28:53.940 I'm not a bad dishwasher and tidy rougher kind of guy.

04:28:58.080 All good. 0.98

04:28:58.540 I still got to figure out what the fuck I'm even doing for dinner. 0.97

04:29:01.720 So, I don't... 0.97

04:29:02.640 I got nothing.

04:29:04.060 I think I'm going to eat cheese for dinner.

04:29:07.700 And crackers.

04:29:09.140 Pickles. 1.00

04:29:10.760 Oh, fuck. 1.00

04:29:11.260 I might actually do some bacon and eggs. 1.00

04:29:12.880 That's what I might do. 1.00

04:29:13.940 Fuck yeah. 1.00

04:29:14.260 Ooh, breakfast for dinner. 1.00

04:29:17.220 Yeah.

04:29:17.460 I like breakfast for dinner.

04:29:19.760 It's getting dark here already. 0.99

04:29:21.780 Holy shit. 0.99

04:29:22.840 Yeah. 1.00

04:29:24.180 I made a pastrami sandwich the other night on rye.

04:29:28.540 Yeah.

04:29:29.460 Cheese and crackers.

04:29:30.320 It was marble rye.

04:29:31.120 It was almost like a croque madame.

04:29:33.440 It was delicious.

04:29:34.420 I really liked it.

04:29:35.420 And I was not upset about it.

04:29:37.520 But I had a really upset tummy after.

04:29:39.600 But it was good.

04:29:42.840 Yeah.

04:29:44.200 Was it the bread or was it the meat thing?

04:29:47.320 It was the bread.

04:29:48.380 Yeah.

04:29:48.860 Yeah.

04:29:49.660 Yeah.

04:29:50.840 I can eat meat and cheese until...

04:29:52.900 Well, I can eat meat.

04:29:54.260 I can't eat meat and cheese.

04:29:55.760 But, you know.

04:29:57.200 So, yeah.

04:29:58.540 It's okay.

04:29:59.320 Every once in a while, it's worth it to have a good sandwich.

04:30:02.020 It was like a big fat...

04:30:03.420 Right.

04:30:04.260 Mom.

04:30:06.300 Mom.

04:30:06.660 Mom.

04:30:08.620 Mom.

04:30:10.500 Mom.

04:30:10.900 Yeah.

04:30:11.040 I'm going to dehydrate some onions, too.

04:30:12.980 He's yelling out the door.

04:30:14.680 Yeah.

04:30:16.520 I don't know what I'm going to... 0.99

04:30:18.040 Watch my cat fuck right off in about two seconds. 1.00

04:30:22.780 Watch this shit. 1.00

04:30:23.420 It was his dog. 1.00

04:30:29.220 He's looking.

04:30:30.440 Yeah.

04:30:31.180 Looking. 1.00

04:30:31.540 Oh, fuck this. 1.00

04:30:37.520 Something's happening here. 1.00

04:30:38.900 Yeah.

04:30:39.380 That's still there.

04:30:40.480 He doesn't seem to care now.

04:30:41.680 Oh, yeah.

04:30:42.060 It's the dog.

04:30:43.200 That's on his side.

04:30:44.240 Oh, honey.

04:30:49.860 Oh, my God.

04:30:50.660 That's funny.

04:30:52.140 The cat's still there, though.

04:30:53.580 Hey, kitty. 1.00

04:30:56.400 I don't know.

04:30:57.540 Yeah.

04:30:58.020 My cats wouldn't be. 0.99

04:30:59.120 They fucking hate me. 0.99

04:30:59.620 Yeah. 1.00

04:30:59.720 Right back to sleep.

04:31:00.760 He was like, meh.

04:31:04.420 Yeah.

04:31:04.860 I didn't really think about dinner.

04:31:13.260 Four and a half hours. 1.00

04:31:14.480 Mostly just thought about my fucking shit for tomorrow, so. 1.00

04:31:20.540 Well, see, this is the only downside to not having a con. 1.00

04:31:25.220 Now I don't have to make a dinner, so I'm, like, less apt to do it.

04:31:32.020 I got taken down, though.

04:31:34.180 Did you hold?

04:31:34.940 Oh, I remember now.

04:31:35.500 Actually, it goes one of two ways.

04:31:36.960 It's either I'm less apt to make dinner, or I'm just going to order something really good.

04:31:41.100 Yeah, you too.

04:31:41.680 I'm going to go throw something on the barbecue.

04:31:43.900 I forgot.

04:31:44.800 It's barbecue weather.

04:31:45.840 It's not that cold.

04:31:46.500 I keep forgetting it's not minus 20, so I'm going to barbecue.

04:31:52.720 Well, go barbecue, then, if you're going to go barbecue. 1.00

04:31:55.080 Holy fuck. 1.00

04:31:56.660 Quit talking about it. 1.00

04:31:57.600 Just do it.

04:31:58.640 Well, I don't want to.

04:31:59.240 Turn it on.

04:31:59.860 Turn it on and let it heat up first.

04:32:01.560 I don't mean right now.

04:32:02.480 I mean, like, when I'm going to have the dinner.

04:32:06.940 That's all.

04:32:07.620 I just mean for the supper time.

04:32:09.560 I don't care. 1.00

04:32:10.120 I throw frozen shit on the fire, man. 1.00

04:32:12.300 It'll thaw out. 1.00

04:32:13.100 Fire will thaw it out, man.

04:32:15.080 Yeah.

04:32:15.340 Yeah.

04:32:17.140 Yeah.

04:32:17.740 I got it.

04:32:18.320 Is that how that works?

04:32:20.060 Yeah.

04:32:20.960 Oh, it's frozen?

04:32:21.700 Oh, we can't go because it's frozen. 1.00

04:32:22.900 No, fuck that, man. 1.00

04:32:23.840 Heat. 1.00

04:32:24.460 Thaw this shit out. 1.00

04:32:26.380 Fuck. 1.00

04:32:27.360 Who the fuck? 1.00

04:32:27.920 That's funny. 1.00

04:32:30.500 Caveman just put it in the freezer and throw it down the water.

04:32:33.060 I'm sure.

04:32:34.380 It'll burn on the outside and still frozen in the middle.

04:32:37.140 No.

04:32:37.860 Figure it out, right?

04:32:39.000 Like, heat distribution.

04:32:40.740 It works.

04:32:43.020 True start.

04:32:43.440 That's why I just don't put frozen stuff on a barbecue.

04:32:47.100 But they're pretty quiet, though, eh?

04:32:51.040 Yeah.

04:32:51.320 That's good. 1.00

04:32:52.320 Make sure that shit's thawed first. 1.00

04:32:54.220 You know what I mean? 1.00

04:32:55.560 Yeah.

04:32:56.060 He can jump in my arm.

04:32:57.940 We got a jumper.

04:32:59.660 Kevin, he can't even jump like he couldn't jump on your couch. 1.00

04:33:03.440 He's all fucking... 0.99

04:33:04.280 Like, it's just your awareness game. 0.99

04:33:09.900 I think we're pretty much getting through everything, though.

04:33:12.840 Thanks, Chris.

04:33:13.480 Later, man.

04:33:14.200 See ya.

04:33:14.500 Yeah, that was all the stuff I had that I had put up on their list. 1.00

04:33:20.080 Fucking cat. 1.00

04:33:21.140 Yeah. 1.00

04:33:22.700 Not really much else going on.

04:33:25.220 No.

04:33:25.640 Other than everybody dogpiling Cat Canada on Twitter, apparently.

04:33:29.140 That's fun. 1.00

04:33:31.380 Well, hey, if you're going to say something stupid, you're going to get fucking ratioed, 1.00

04:33:34.740 right? 1.00

04:33:37.700 Ratioed.

04:33:38.460 Well, I mean, I've had it happen to me in real life. 0.99

04:33:40.800 Like, if you live in a small town or a small city, and you fuck up, everyone's going to 0.99

04:33:47.040 fucking tease you and fucking ratio you about it, right? 1.00

04:33:50.600 Like, you're going to be a black seat of the town or the city for a little while until 1.00

04:33:54.540 people forget. 0.93

04:33:55.580 It's like, oh, yeah.

04:33:57.480 Your name's always going to be Mud, right? 0.97

04:33:59.880 Yeah.

04:34:00.160 Yeah, we, uh, we were talking about Pat earlier.

04:34:05.880 Yeah, yeah.

04:34:07.240 I mean, really, just, uh, actually, has there been, uh, speaking of that, because it is

04:34:13.020 after four now, has he been given a sentence finally? 0.99

04:34:15.620 Yeah, we got sidetracked by Queenie and her fucking big fucking booger. 1.00

04:34:20.540 Okay, I'll be right back. 1.00

04:34:21.500 Well, no, that's all I really wanted to talk about there was Queenie, because my only point 0.93

04:34:25.940 on Pat was that it's just absolutely fucking ridiculous that the Crown wanted 13 years, 0.93

04:34:31.140 and then the rest was just to make fun of Queenie. 1.00

04:34:33.380 But, um... 1.00

04:34:36.500 Thirteen fucking years. 1.00

04:34:38.340 They need 13 years, man. 1.00

04:34:40.140 They wouldn't survive a day.

04:34:41.420 Yeah, they're, like...

04:34:43.420 I, I'm...

04:34:44.800 I want to say there's no way that he would get it, but, I mean, I don't trust their courts

04:34:49.580 at this point.

04:34:54.360 Let's see.

04:34:55.060 Does Kareem have anything?

04:35:00.320 Pat King takes a smoke break while the sentencing hearing is in recess.

04:35:04.420 That was a day ago, though. 0.98

04:35:05.700 Words like she hasn't tweeted anything fucking recently. 0.96

04:35:11.420 Not particularly. 0.98

04:35:15.820 All right.

04:35:16.600 That was useless.

04:35:24.380 Oh, Tom's taking off.

04:35:26.060 Have a good one, Tom.

04:35:30.940 Yeah, there's nothing recent.

04:35:33.340 Bye, Tom.

04:35:34.580 Nothing...

04:35:35.660 Okay, right blend.

04:35:37.080 Right blend has a big thread here.

04:35:41.420 Okay.

04:35:44.000 It just still says it's under red.

04:35:45.420 That is a huge thread, actually.

04:35:48.460 Now that I mention that.

04:35:51.780 Eh?

04:35:53.040 It says it's been delayed.

04:35:54.240 Yeah.

04:35:56.580 But I don't know whether or not...

04:35:58.040 Oh, well, I'm just trying to get through.

04:36:00.880 Because right blend's got a big thread.

04:36:03.300 He's been following it all day, I guess.

04:36:05.240 Says, uh...

04:36:06.120 The Crown started by saying that King is convicted of organizing protests causing unbearable situations

04:36:13.660 and gridlock to Ottawa citizens attacking democratic process and rule of law.

04:36:20.060 Honking torture.

04:36:21.400 Honking torture.

04:36:24.200 Honking torture.

04:36:25.460 That's hilarious.

04:36:27.240 Honking torture. 0.96

04:36:28.700 I'm sorry, but I was listening to those horns all night, too, and I fucking loved them. 0.97

04:36:33.860 That makes me... 0.92

04:36:38.540 Actually, I almost want to fucking bring up one of my Convoy videos just to see if I can hear something. 0.88

04:36:44.020 Yeah, that's... 0.90

04:36:44.580 I love to say it.

04:36:46.660 Love it.

04:36:47.580 Yeah, right?

04:36:48.320 But it says, honking torture.

04:36:50.320 Intentional sleep deprivation.

04:36:52.780 Fire hazards.

04:36:54.260 Anarchy when police unable and afraid to enforce...

04:36:57.940 When were they unable and afraid to enforce the law?

04:37:02.300 Not really.

04:37:02.720 Somebody explain that one to me.

04:37:05.800 Because I was there

04:37:07.240 and I talked to many of them

04:37:09.120 and none of them seemed very fearful.

04:37:12.320 When I was a teenager,

04:37:13.160 I used to get pissed off at church bells on Sunday morning.

04:37:15.540 I'd always be hungover on Sunday morning.

04:37:18.180 Now I love the sound

04:37:19.400 of church bells on Sunday morning.

04:37:22.460 Right?

04:37:23.660 I love it.

04:37:24.480 It's like...

04:37:25.640 It's tradition.

04:37:29.280 Taz, does that mean police sirens

04:37:30.860 are torture? 1.00

04:37:33.040 I'm used to that shit. 1.00

04:37:34.240 You get used to that. 1.00

04:37:36.220 Yeah, but they're allowed.

04:37:37.500 Get next door to a fire hall

04:37:38.740 for about two months

04:37:39.740 and you won't even bother you.

04:37:47.220 I'm just trying to breeze through

04:37:49.140 and grab some cliff notes here.

04:37:51.420 It's amazing what you get used to

04:37:52.880 when you live in the city.

04:37:53.880 You get used to a whole lot of noise pollution.

04:37:57.780 Barking dogs, 1.00

04:37:58.840 fucking idiot neighbors. 1.00

04:38:00.180 You know? 1.00

04:38:02.680 That's me.

04:38:07.200 If anyone's the noisiest on the block,

04:38:09.020 it's always going to be me, man.

04:38:10.360 You ain't the noisiest. 1.00

04:38:11.640 You think you're the noisiest fucker 1.00

04:38:12.780 in this block? 1.00

04:38:13.320 No, I don't think so.

04:38:15.120 I'll get a better set of speakers, 1.00

04:38:16.360 motherfucker. 1.00

04:38:16.680 See, I get used to it. 1.00

04:38:26.760 I have a new neighbor

04:38:28.040 who just bought a house

04:38:29.200 a couple years ago

04:38:30.120 up the street,

04:38:31.620 a koala,

04:38:32.140 and she wanted to move away 0.96

04:38:34.640 because I have my one neighbor here.

04:38:37.360 You guys might know her anyway.

04:38:38.780 She's awesome. 0.83

04:38:39.360 I love her.

04:38:40.020 But she has a motorcycle.

04:38:41.900 It's not a Harley,

04:38:43.360 but it's a wannabe Harley 0.99

04:38:44.700 and it sounds fucking 0.91

04:38:45.660 unnecessarily Harley-ness. 0.97

04:38:47.660 And she cranks it up 0.99

04:38:48.800 fucking early, 0.99

04:38:49.460 early in the morning 1.00

04:38:50.040 on the weekends and shit 0.99

04:38:51.080 when everybody has their day off. 0.98

04:38:53.160 Like, my neighbor, man,

04:38:54.040 she works her ass off. 0.99

04:38:55.260 She's a single mom. 0.96

04:38:56.640 Works her ass off 1.00

04:38:57.580 all fucking week. 0.99

04:38:58.920 And she has one or two days 1.00

04:39:00.520 to sleep in.

04:39:02.180 Sunday, usually. 1.00

04:39:03.200 And then there's fucking, 1.00

04:39:04.500 you know, my neighbor 1.00

04:39:05.080 cranking her fucking bike. 1.00

04:39:06.980 She has the choke on. 1.00

04:39:08.600 Okay, it's the summertime.

04:39:09.820 You don't need 1.00

04:39:10.180 the fucking choke on, man. 1.00

04:39:12.440 She'll let it run 1.00

04:39:13.020 the choke on for, like, forever

04:39:14.560 and then turn the choke off 1.00

04:39:16.600 and then fucking... 1.00

04:39:17.320 It's like, fuck off. 1.00

04:39:18.820 If you can't just start 1.00

04:39:19.760 your bike up 1.00

04:39:20.380 and fucking go, 1.00

04:39:22.100 I get letting it fucking 1.00

04:39:23.460 warm up a little bit. 0.98

04:39:24.680 I understand.

04:39:26.500 But you don't need

04:39:27.360 the choke on...

04:39:28.360 It's just... 0.98

04:39:28.860 It's retarded. 1.00

04:39:29.920 So my one neighbor 1.00

04:39:31.220 almost fucking moved 0.99

04:39:32.240 because of that 1.00

04:39:33.220 bullshit stupid bike, man. 1.00

04:39:37.140 If it was a Jeep, 1.00

04:39:38.580 I would have Javexed 1.00

04:39:39.420 his fucking gas tank 1.00

04:39:40.360 and that bike 1.00

04:39:40.820 would be no more

04:39:41.460 and he'd be... 1.00

04:39:42.040 Fuck his bike, right? 1.00

04:39:48.240 Yes, use Javex 1.00

04:39:49.340 instead of fucking sugar. 1.00

04:39:50.400 Don't use sugar. 1.00

04:39:51.180 It's stupid. 1.00

04:39:51.900 It's too messy. 1.00

04:39:54.080 Or what?

04:39:55.220 No, you Javexed 1.00

04:39:56.160 a gas tank

04:39:56.720 or bleach a gas tank. 0.99

04:39:57.820 You don't fucking sugar it. 0.99

04:39:59.500 What? 1.00

04:40:00.000 Put some fucking 1.00

04:40:00.680 concrete in there. 1.00

04:40:02.100 Jesus Christ!

04:40:03.860 Yeah, I can do that, dude.

04:40:05.220 What is wrong

04:40:05.880 with all of you?

04:40:07.100 Well, you want

04:40:07.580 to run for a while.

04:40:08.500 You want them

04:40:08.840 to drive for a while

04:40:09.840 and then be, like,

04:40:10.980 a ways away from home

04:40:12.020 and then realize 1.00

04:40:12.760 their fucking motor 1.00

04:40:13.560 fucking teases on them 1.00

04:40:14.980 and then they're fucked, right? 1.00

04:40:16.580 Holy fuck. 1.00

04:40:18.200 No, it's called 1.00

04:40:18.860 fucking Payback's a bitch, right? 1.00

04:40:21.140 It's called 1.00

04:40:21.580 Fuck Around and Find Out. 1.00

04:40:22.600 This is a Fafo show. 1.00

04:40:24.560 Well, part of the Fafo is 0.99

04:40:26.180 I'll fucking Javex 0.99

04:40:28.720 your gas tank. 1.00

04:40:29.640 I'll fucking 1.00

04:40:30.140 take your windows out. 1.00

04:40:31.240 When you replace them, 0.99

04:40:32.000 I'll fucking take them out too. 0.98

04:40:33.760 When you replace those, 0.99

04:40:34.500 I'll fucking take those out too. 0.99

04:40:36.340 And then you don't get insurance. 1.00

04:40:37.980 Now you're fucked. 1.00

04:40:39.060 Fuck Around and Find Out. 1.00

04:40:40.100 I see. 1.00

04:40:47.440 Hey.

04:40:49.580 I thought I was

04:40:50.360 on the right station here. 1.00

04:40:51.960 Fuck Around and Find Out. 1.00

04:40:54.020 Don't move on. 1.00

04:40:54.560 Spray foam.

04:40:55.320 I feel like that's

04:40:56.340 just aggressive.

04:40:57.380 I just feel like

04:40:58.160 that's a little out of my 0.99

04:40:59.080 fuck Around and Find Out. 1.00

04:41:00.960 Jason's got the fucking 1.00

04:41:02.200 spray foam, yeah. 1.00

04:41:03.960 Spray foam's no shit. 0.99

04:41:06.280 Yeah. 1.00

04:41:07.020 I'll fuck with my car. 1.00

04:41:10.100 I'll be angry. 1.00

04:41:12.900 No, you don't take 1.00

04:41:13.680 your shit on a car. 1.00

04:41:15.400 People in jail 1.00

04:41:16.240 get beat up for like

04:41:17.260 if you're a car killer, 0.83

04:41:19.320 you stole a car 0.97

04:41:20.120 and you smashed it

04:41:21.140 and you go to JV jail.

04:41:22.500 People used to beat you up

04:41:23.600 for that because you're

04:41:24.440 you're considered a car killer.

04:41:27.020 What did a car ever do to you?

04:41:28.140 It's a nice car. 0.99

04:41:28.880 You fucked it up 0.99

04:41:29.480 because you can't drive 1.00

04:41:30.260 or you're a drunken idiot. 1.00

04:41:31.320 You know, 1.00

04:41:32.420 you get beat up for it.

04:41:35.440 I can see that.

04:41:36.380 Basically,

04:41:36.920 what I'm getting

04:41:37.460 at a right blend

04:41:38.280 is that it's just

04:41:39.460 basically been

04:41:40.140 a back and forth argument

04:41:41.320 between the Crown

04:41:42.260 and the judge.

04:41:43.560 Crown is pushing

04:41:44.880 real hard

04:41:45.980 for the maximum sentence.

04:41:48.180 Of course they are.

04:41:49.320 For the maximum.

04:41:51.280 Wow.

04:41:52.120 By the sounds of it,

04:41:53.220 though,

04:41:53.400 it doesn't sound like

04:41:54.340 the judge is necessarily

04:41:55.840 in agreeance to that,

04:41:57.680 though.

04:41:58.340 Yeah.

04:41:58.760 That should judge 0.88

04:41:59.500 should throw it.

04:42:00.600 If the judge

04:42:01.500 was a judge,

04:42:02.180 it'd be like,

04:42:02.620 this is out of court.

04:42:03.600 Gone.

04:42:03.960 Bye.

04:42:04.760 We have more serious 1.00

04:42:05.560 shit to deal with, man. 1.00

04:42:06.500 Really? 1.00

04:42:09.160 Wow.

04:42:09.380 Like,

04:42:09.600 I know they mentioned

04:42:10.620 the Coots guys

04:42:12.620 in the sentencing there.

04:42:14.900 So,

04:42:15.700 I don't know.

04:42:16.240 We'll see what Pat gets,

04:42:17.940 but 0.98

04:42:18.200 who fucking knows anymore? 0.98

04:42:20.840 I don't trust that 1.00

04:42:21.480 goddamn system. 1.00

04:42:22.300 That's for sure. 1.00

04:42:26.880 I'm going to have to chat.

04:42:28.940 What?

04:42:29.300 Why?

04:42:30.520 Yeah,

04:42:31.040 I think we're

04:42:31.620 probably going to

04:42:32.300 wrap it up anyway.

04:42:33.640 Okay.

04:42:34.860 I'm still going to be

04:42:35.700 over here, man.

04:42:36.120 I've been going since

04:42:36.900 I've got to eat.

04:42:39.600 Yes,

04:42:40.060 and I have

04:42:40.720 a couple phone calls

04:42:42.320 to make before

04:42:42.880 the end of the business day.

04:42:45.460 All right.

04:42:46.040 I'm out of here.

04:42:46.800 See you guys.

04:42:49.560 Thanks for having me on.

04:42:51.020 No,

04:42:51.480 I didn't realize

04:42:52.580 the time, man.

04:42:53.220 No,

04:42:53.400 Michelle's going to be 1.00

04:42:53.980 your ass shit to do, man. 1.00

04:42:55.040 All right. 1.00

04:42:57.980 Nice to see you, buddy.

04:42:59.560 We'll see you guys again.

04:43:01.940 Yeah.

04:43:02.700 I've got to get

04:43:03.280 some dinner, too.

04:43:04.740 All right.

04:43:05.540 Nice to see you, buddy.

04:43:08.640 Au revoir. 1.00

04:43:10.180 Fuck yeah. 1.00

04:43:12.180 We'll play out 1.00

04:43:15.420 on that one video there.

04:43:18.040 That's what we'll do.

04:43:19.060 So,

04:43:19.700 everybody have a good

04:43:20.520 Friday night.

04:43:21.200 I know,

04:43:21.680 I think,

04:43:22.180 what,

04:43:22.740 Derek's going

04:43:23.400 later tonight?

04:43:24.980 I know that.

04:43:27.520 Other than that,

04:43:28.420 I don't know

04:43:28.780 what else has happened.

04:43:30.120 Derek should be

04:43:31.000 on tonight.

04:43:31.620 So,

04:43:31.980 check that out.

04:43:32.940 Everybody have a good night.

04:43:33.760 There's something happening here

04:43:52.440 But what it is ain't exactly clear

04:43:57.240 There's a man with a gun over there

04:44:02.240 Telling me I've got to beware

04:44:07.080 I think it's time we stop, children, what's that sound?

04:44:11.700 Everybody look what's going down

04:44:14.960 This battle line's being drawn

04:44:26.980 Nobody's right if everybody's wrong

04:44:31.720 Young people speak in their minds 1.00

04:44:36.440 Are getting so much resistance

04:44:40.100 From behind

04:44:42.340 Time we stop

04:44:43.480 Hey, what's that sound?

04:44:45.640 Everybody look what's going down

04:44:48.560 What a field day for the heat

04:45:00.520 A thousand people in the street

04:45:05.400 Singing songs and carrying signs

04:45:10.340 Mostly say hooray for our side

04:45:15.360 It's time we stop

04:45:17.480 Hey, what's that sound?

04:45:19.620 Everybody look what's going down

04:45:22.080 Paranoia strikes deep

04:45:34.540 Into your life it will creep

04:45:39.260 It starts when you're always afraid

04:45:43.980 Step out of line

04:45:46.600 The man come and take you away

04:45:49.520 We better stop

04:45:51.320 Hey, what's that sound?

04:45:53.400 Everybody look what's going down

04:45:55.460 We better stop

04:45:55.960 Hey, what's that sound?

04:45:58.000 Everybody look what's going down

04:45:59.920 We better stop

04:46:00.720 Now, what's that sound?

04:46:02.680 Everybody look what's going down

04:46:04.520 We better stop

04:46:05.420 Yeah, what's that sound?

04:46:25.460 You're waiting for that sound?

jonnyrawton - January 17, 2025

Friday FAFO Nooner! - v683n3s

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