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Episode Stats
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1 hour and 2 minutes
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119.792244
Summary
In today's episode, we have a special guest on the show, a man who's been through hell and high water. He's been in the military, he's been to hell, and he's still got it all going on.
Transcript
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In today's crazy world, Canadians need the right vehicle to achieve their goals.
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And because these fucking immigrants will never leave on their own,
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every Canadian needs a van that can get the job done as efficiently as possible.
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A van that can carry these parasites as far and as fast as possible.
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Because your children count on you to bequeath them a safe country.
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You need a van that can carry as many of these cockroaches as possible.
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A vehicle equipped with everything they need to survive to their final destination.
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And storage space to put their bikes, which they probably stole from one of your neighbors last week while you were busy training.
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Because at some point, you get tired of seeing these fucking Jeets shitting all over your streets.
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But it says on your chart that you're fucked up
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Now, can you tell me why this whole big camera thing?
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The thing that I don't get, though, is if we add another person or add two more people, then it goes normal.
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It is clearly, because you're not, I can't handle that you can't do any of the things.
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It is just driving me, like, absolutely nutty right now.
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Welcome to FAPO, where Johnny has a really hard time following instructions.
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I'm sure this will definitely help your best friends, a little ruffled by Elon.
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Some people online are saying, oh, maybe he didn't mean it like that.
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But far right and neo-yahtzee telegram channels that I monitor because I'm a journalist who covers
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And they definitely seem to think he meant it like that.
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I also think this is the literal definition of with your whole chest.
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So, as a concerned Canadian, what is going on down there?
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And what makes it even more fun is when you reply with the picture that has, like, Hillary
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What makes it most entertaining, in my opinion?
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Why has Rachel not purchased a new tank top yet?
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And if you open up her fucking closet, it's all just the same outfit.
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You opened up his closet and all it was was white t-shirts, jeans, and some plaid button-ups.
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Like, I mean, I was concerned, like, two years ago when I was streaming.
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And I made a joke about the fact that she always wore the same, like, spaghetti-strapped tank top.
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But I feel like maybe there's something that we should know about that.
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By the way, I'm not really good at putting on lipstick, so in case anyone was wondering.
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All mama says it's because she's a nickel whore.
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Rachel still broke from purchasing a new face rag.
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I feel so bad for her that she has to always wear that weird-colored, purple-y, mauve tank top.
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It's, like, our fucking rumble's being weird on me right now.
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I don't always make the best wardrobe decisions, and I know this.
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She's trying to direct business to the OnlyFans, right?
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I mean, she did earlier say that after she lost her job or whatnot, that she's got to, like, do something to grow her media brand and bullshit because she's, like, you know, losing.
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He's probably got, like, an OnlyFans directory.
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He's got, like, a fucking Rolodex with them all.
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If there was a directory for OnlyFans, what would it, like...
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Is there a directory for OnlyFans before it sounds too good?
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Actually, speaking of jeets, I got a few jeet things here.
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What do you feel about children being involved in drag queen events?
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I'm surprised he didn't show his Tim Horton's application.
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See, I did, like, this ridiculous, like, ADHD rabbit hole into immigration last night.
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And, like, went right back to, like, the beginning.
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And it's interesting, because there was supposed to be...
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There's, like, a points system that they brought in in the 60s.
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If you knew English, right, that was part of it.
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Like, you weren't allowed in if you didn't speak English.
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They did have a ranking of who was more desirable and who was less desirable.
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In which case, at the top, obviously, was Europeans and the U.S., like anybody from the United Kingdom, basically.
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The bottom was Blacks, Jews, Italians, and Greeks.
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I want to say I'm surprised, but I'm actually not.
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They're the ones who dropped all the racial requirements.
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The progressive conservatives under John Diefenbaker were the first one to appoint a female cabinet position.
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The first time, it looked like it was just, like, given to her, just as, like, a present kind of thing, right?
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I think it was in 1960 when Diefenbaker won again.
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She wanted a more hands-on role and was given the...
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And apparently, because Diefenbaker had done the Bill of Rights, which said that you could not discriminate based on race,
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they removed the race discrimination within the immigration system.
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And if I'm remembering this correctly, too, ever since then, the largest immigration came from...
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I believe it was the South Asian and Middle East.
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And we were averaging about 250,000 a year for quite a while.
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It was actually kind of interesting going back and reading into some of it.
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Like, when they were trying to discourage Chinese immigration, there was, like, a head tax and all sorts of shit.
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But the more things change, the more things stay the same, though.
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And you end up on a whole bunch of side quests while you're doing shit.
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I was also looking at, like, the great flag debate.
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Actually, I think I can fucking save it, actually.
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Is that, like, the corn capital of Alberta or something?
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It was talking about how they needed dentists and not a new flag.
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And it's like, that seems to always be the case, right?
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Throughout history, it's always been an argument about, you know,
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But apparently, there used to be a product called rape.
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I just saw the headline said superior rape variety, and I started reading it.
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If you like that one, there's another one I grabbed too.
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And then down here, you got some bamboo rakes and some cotton work gloves.
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I just started laughing because of my thongs for the whole family.
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I went on quite a journey last night through 1964.
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And every once in a while, I go in to make a recipe.
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I don't even know how we would use those ingredients together.
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You know, it's like a hard-boiled egg, a glass of dry white wine, two cigarettes.
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I don't know what the fuck's going on with Rumble Studio right now.
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I'm working on figuring out which one to go use.
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Hey, can you be quiet and be somebody that you're not?
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Hey, if you want someone that's not going to give their opinion and who's not going to do.
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So, I saw, I just caught this before we went live, actually.
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But, of course, Trump saying that there's only two genders.
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Apparently, PP was asked if he's going to do something similar.
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First day on the job, President Trump signed an executive order.
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You know, the U.S. government only recognizing two genders.
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You know, if elected as prime minister, is that something that you're going to kind of walk in line with?
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Or what are your feelings on that executive order?
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Do you have any other genders that you'd like to name?
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I'm just asking more so if you're in line with what he is saying.
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Is that something that you would be lockstep with if elected as prime minister?
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Well, I'm not aware of any other genders than men and women.
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I mean, if you have any other that you want me to consider, you're welcome to tell me right now.
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Well, there's, well, there's, personally, I am a man.
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There are people there who, you know, they say they're gender neutral.
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There are people there who say they're gender neutral.
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Is that something that you would recognize here?
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Whereas in the States, at least with their U.S. government, the way they're seeing it, there's only two.
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But, I mean, if you have, if you come up with another list, then you're welcome to do that.
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And, as far as I'm concerned, we should have a government that just minds its own damn business and leaves people alone.
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Like, it's such a douchey, like, not, he's just not answering the question because he's answering it with another question.
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Well, I like that he's leaving it open to the fact.
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It's like, well, do you have another one to suggest?
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That's a stupid fucking question because that's either saying, like, okay, so if we suggest more to you, you're going to be open to that?
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Like, just fucking answer the question and say, goddammit, there's two.
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You could tell the way he was trying to control PP, the way he was trying to control his breathing, that he was agitated as well, because you could see the way his shoulders kept, like, he was, you know what I mean?
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Like, his chest and his shoulders were going up and back.
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And then he was, like, trying, you could tell he was trying to control his physiological response to the questions, which is always funny.
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I loved watching the host squirm, like, he's like, well, they were both uncomfortable, which made it great.
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Well, that's what made it really funny, though, because he's like, well, do you have any other to suggest?
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And then that's, like, he doesn't want to answer it, obviously, because the only thing he brought out is, well, I'm a cis man.
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He did put a cis in front of it, because he's a loser.
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It's like, neither one of them actually wanted to answer that question, right?
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I mean, are you guys, maybe they're women, and they just need to grow a set of balls or something, but it's just funny how much of a person all of it is.
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And actually, speaking of fucking retardedness in that topic, here's a fun one.
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Did you know that a straight guy dating a trans girl is still a straight relationship?
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Trying to claim that it can be a straight relationship if it dates another man, but that's literally just gay with extra steps.
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She said, just added my card to rumble so I can send retarded comments.
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Did you know that a straight guy dating a trans girl is still a straight relationship?
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If you're talking like this to try and tap like a girl.
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Secondly, you're wearing a wig and what looks like your little sister's clothing.
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Why don't these people, first of all, get therapy?
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And second of all, where the fuck are your parents?
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Well, what I find extremely hilarious is, okay, so these are the people that try to use language to, like, get us, right?
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And the language is very important in what you're using.
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But if you actually pay attention to the Decepticon's language there.
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But if you pay attention to the Decepticon's language.
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Even the Decepticon knows it's not a real woman because uses the word trans in front of woman.
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If you have to specify what type of woman you are, right?
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You remember when we used to, like, I just remember when we used to beat them up.
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And not, like, to hurt them, but just to, like, you know, like, pray the gay away.
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But, like, he used to, like, you know, he'd, like, beat them up.
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And it'd be like, take the fucking lipstick off, faggot.
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If you, listen, I mean, if anybody doesn't know this about me already, sorry.
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But legitimately, like, if you're going to come up and talk to me and that's how you talk,
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you better expect that I'm going to, A, laugh in your fucking face and be like, I beg your fucking pardon.
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Like, if you don't speak properly, I'm walking away.
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Like, legitimately, like, when you're talking to children and they speak in a weird way and they talk, you know, you tell them.
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Right, but you do it, like, you say, like, this is okay to talk like that when we're playing, right?
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But you can't talk like that all the time, right?
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Like, you don't walk around and talk like you're a fucking dinosaur.
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But, like, now we're like, yeah, go ahead and talk like a dinosaur.
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If you want to say rawr every other word, go ahead, dinosaur guy.
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Get the school, like, demand the school to put raw meat on the menu.
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I feel like we should all just, like, why don't we all just, like, really just, like, just take it to the fucking limit.
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Like, if we, everybody just pushes that line so fucking far, I feel like they're just going to be like, you're right.
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I'm just going to try and come up with something that he can identify as that we can go all in.
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And you'll see what we can demand out of the school.
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Well, I have suggested that that's what, I've suggested that's what the people in the homeless encampment should do.
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Because identify as refugees and then they'll get hotel rooms and it'll be okay.
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I saw that they were taking down, how does that one, Rainbow Park or whatever?
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They're up, they're, they're busting that up apparently.
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We've also been named a pilot for the economic immigrant program.
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So, we are going to be a targeted destination for more immigrants.
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Well, they're claiming that there's a skilled worker shortage, which is 100% bullshit because there's a ton of people on the fucking list.
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It's so they can take advantage of wage subsidies, not pay the full wages and boom.
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They can just fucking use a bunch of jeets or whatever the hell they're going to bring in.
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So, we're, we're breaking up the homeless encampment and considering it a victory, even though nobody's figured out where they're going to go.
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So, um, right, like it's a fucking mess is what it is.
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And then we're going to be welcoming a whole lot more fucking immigrants, which I'm extremely, extremely pumped about really, because that means that we can, uh, we can see more scenes like this.
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It's a good thing we got that DEI higher than we know about this.
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Like at this point, why haven't you fucking phaser?
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This was, uh, I found this just a few minutes before we decided to go live as well.
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But I have noticed they do do that, though, right?
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Like when they're doing their little scams and shit, they'll come with fucking high-vis shit, wearing a fucking mask.
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I'm curious, like, what he's actually trying to, like, well, I know what he's trying to do, but, like, what the fucking front is.
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But this is why, like, it's, it's at, like, okay, so here it is.
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She almost gets away until, bam, he finally figures out his gun.
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And then he just takes, like, that's the fucked up part.
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Well, I mean, I guess it's gotta be, because it's not like he made any attempt to rob her.
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But that video with the police officers, there was so much to unpack there.
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I mean, why don't you just fucking taser the guy?
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The other night I went down a rabbit hole of body cam footage.
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And there was an incident similar to that, except she backed up instead of going forward.
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Like, at that point, it's either use a fucking taser or pull your gun out.
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Especially because, I mean, your partner there is clearly not helping.
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I don't even, like, there's so much there to unpack.
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How could they, two of them, not subdue one person?
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That's what's supposed to be protected and serving?
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I guess she should be making fucking sandwiches instead of fucking trying to do whatever the fuck she was doing.
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So, hopefully she puts her badge on a desk and goes and makes a can with it.
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I think it's a program that's worth really much.
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Might have, might have got to believe it was not getting run over.
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But I thought it was a chick the first time I watched it.
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But if that was, if that was two fucking dude cops, like, how, how are you not able to subdue that guy?
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Didn't look very fucking, you know what I mean?
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That's, that's, that's the state of things around.
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So we got fucking, we got jewelry stores getting smashed and grabbed all the time.
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We got people getting shot outside their homes.
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You know, these high-skilled immigrants are really helping out.
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I feel like, instead of that, maybe we should have like, hey, mass deportations.
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We should like, make a day, mass deportation day.
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Get a giant trebuchet, charge people if they want, $5 a pull.
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I mean, people send super chats to people on fucking internet streams just to talk shit
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Imagine how much you would spend at $5 a pull to be the person to pull that lever on the
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I feel like this is something that we should, we should make happen.
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Where we just go, put them all into trebuchets.
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Yeah, but we'd also be making $5 for everyone that left.
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Because the funny thing is, is that like, in every single tourist destination across our country, it's been taken over by jeats, right?
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But nobody else is coming to visit those places, really, because now they're overrun with jeats.
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So it's like that, you know, what are you going to do?
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So if you get rid of them, then the actual, actual tourism will come back.
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Well, and that's, yeah, because that's got to be hurting it huge.
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I mean, obviously, for the hotel company, they don't give a fuck.
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Everything else around it, though, that's totally affected.
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But, now time to move to the retarded portion, since we've got like 10 minutes left.
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But, I found a daycare that I think has been maybe listening to my advice.
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They say they found out when they picked up their son, and he told them the teacher had put him in a garbage can.
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Their parents say they've been a little more clingy since a teacher at the learning lab daycare in Homewood
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put their four-year-old son in a trash can as punishment for refusing to take a nap.
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A surveillance camera in the classroom captured video of the incident.
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The parents say the teacher told them it was a joke.
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Regardless if she was joking or not, you don't put anybody's child in the garbage can.
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They should know how to de-escalate these certain situations.
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According to the video, there were other children present as well,
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and two other daycare employees may have seen what was happening.
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But no one apparently reported it, and the parents didn't find out until their son told them.
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It was just way worse than I can, like, imagine.
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I can just imagine, like, what was going through his head.
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The parents say they've gone to this daycare for almost two years.
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They say the owner told them the worker who put their son in the trash can was fired.
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But the parents say they would like the other workers who witnessed the incident to be disciplined as well.
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When I reviewed the tape, my first thing was, of course, I'm crying, and I immediately went to the police station.
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The parents say police told them there was nothing they could do because there were no physical injuries.
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You're fully allowed to just dump kids in a garbage can now if they don't go for it.
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I'm going to tell Connor to have an app one of these days.
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And then I can put him in the fucking garbage can.
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And then when CPS shows up, he can be like, what?
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You said you were going to be home for a little while.
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You said you were going to be home for a little while.
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Why don't you just get out of here and then you get out of here?
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Well, that's why I said question for the dudes.
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Because it's not letting me share a screen at all.
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And thank you for the people that donated tonight.
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Edge is going to be live in a couple minutes, though.