jonnyrawton - January 27, 2025


Fuck Sakes, it's Monday - v6bqg1g


Episode Stats

Length

4 hours and 41 minutes

Words per Minute

142.32094

Word Count

40,079

Sentence Count

1,084

Misogynist Sentences

156

Hate Speech Sentences

415


Summary

If I were the devil, what would I do with all the power I would have in the world, and how would I treat all the people I love the most, and what I would do if I were a devil.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 I
00:00:30.000 Oh, brand new way to get lost
00:00:34.160 So long for wheels turning
00:00:38.320 Got a tank full of gas down the road
00:00:40.740 I'm burning
00:00:41.460 Can't say a word and I can't say a word
00:00:44.440 And if I don't come back
00:00:46.360 Don't come looking
00:01:00.000 Feels good
00:01:00.920 About time
00:01:02.520 Blue skies ahead
00:01:04.380 And BS behind
00:01:05.920 Got the wind
00:01:07.060 In my head
00:01:08.660 Got nowhere to go
00:01:10.540 So I'm already there
00:01:12.160 Maybe Moab
00:01:13.440 Maybe the Rockies
00:01:14.860 Maybe the great soft plains
00:01:16.900 Or the hills of Kentucky
00:01:18.300 Maybe North
00:01:19.380 Or maybe South
00:01:20.920 Don't care as long as it's now
00:01:24.140 So long for wheels turning
00:01:27.580 Got a tank full of gas down the road
00:01:29.960 I'm burning
00:01:30.700 Can't say a word and I can't say a word
00:01:33.680 And if I don't come back
00:01:35.420 Don't come looking
00:01:36.920 Come on
00:01:56.520 If you wanna get down tonight
00:02:01.360 Come on
00:02:03.360 If you're looking for a real good time
00:02:07.640 Come on
00:02:09.360 If you kinda wanna lose your mind
00:02:14.120 So long for wheels turning
00:02:16.800 Got a tank full of gas down the road
00:02:19.200 I'm burning
00:02:19.980 Can't say a word and I can't say a word
00:02:22.900 And if I don't come back
00:02:24.700 Don't come looking
00:02:26.020 So long for wheels turning
00:02:29.080 Got a tank full of gas down the road
00:02:31.480 I'm burning
00:02:32.200 Can't say a word and I can't say a word
00:02:35.200 And if I don't come back
00:02:36.960 Don't come looking
00:02:59.080 I've got to run to keep growing
00:03:21.460 And I'm bound to keep on mad
00:03:27.360 And I've got one more silver dollar
00:03:31.740 But I'm not gonna let them catch me
00:03:35.560 No
00:03:35.980 I'm not gonna let them catch the midnight dollar
00:03:39.880 I'm not gonna let them catch the midnight dollar
00:03:42.120 And I'm not gonna let them catch them
00:03:54.320 because I'm not gonna let them catch the midnight dollar
00:03:58.120 And I've got one more silver dollar
00:04:02.040 But I'm not gonna let them catch me, no
00:04:06.240 I'm not gonna let them catch the midnight ride
00:04:28.120 guitar solo
00:04:58.100 No, I'm not gonna let them catch me, no
00:05:14.940 I'm not gonna let them catch the midnight ride
00:05:18.580 guitar solo
00:05:21.100 No, I'm not gonna let them catch me, no
00:05:25.300 I'm not gonna let them catch me, no
00:05:35.380 I'm not gonna let them catch the midnight ride
00:05:39.280 guitar solo
00:05:40.320 No, I'm not gonna let them catch me, no
00:05:45.700 No, I'm not gonna let them catch me, no
00:05:48.300 Oh, Father, tell me
00:06:05.000 Do we get what we deserve
00:06:09.840 Oh, we get what we deserve
00:06:16.100 And way down we go
00:06:22.480 Oh, way down we go
00:06:28.460 So way down we go
00:06:34.360 Oh, way down we go
00:06:40.240 Oh, you let your feet run wild
00:06:47.620 Time has come as we all go down
00:06:54.620 Yeah, but for the fall
00:06:57.880 Oh, my heart
00:07:01.000 Do you dare to look right in the eyes
00:07:05.000 Oh, cause they will run you down
00:07:10.460 Down to the dark
00:07:12.880 Yeah, and they will run you down
00:07:16.320 Down to the fall
00:07:18.260 Oh, and they will run you down
00:07:22.180 Down to your core
00:07:24.260 Yeah, until you can't crawl no more
00:07:28.660 Oh, and way down we go
00:07:33.040 Oh, oh, oh, oh
00:07:36.040 Oh, way down we go
00:07:39.040 Oh, oh, oh, oh
00:07:41.040 Say, way down we go
00:07:45.040 Oh, cause they will run you down
00:07:52.040 Down to your core
00:07:53.940 Oh, way down we go
00:07:56.660 Oh, way down we go
00:08:26.660 One, two, three, four
00:08:42.560 If I were the devil
00:08:55.900 The first thing that I'd do
00:08:58.600 Is I'd come off like I ever gave a damn about you
00:09:04.100 I'd let you catch a peek of all your greatest desires
00:09:09.940 And I'd watch the flames in your eyes burn like hellfire
00:09:15.640 I'd find all the wolves in the land
00:09:32.400 And I'd make them fight each other tooth and nail and hand to hand
00:09:37.780 Find all the sheep, make them stir up the pie
00:09:43.260 Cause once the wolves have killed each other
00:09:46.860 Sheep are what I want
00:09:49.160 The devil walks among us friends
00:09:52.300 I know this is true
00:09:54.440 And I don't know if he's red
00:09:57.320 And I don't know if he's blue
00:10:00.020 One thing that I know
00:10:02.960 Need to take a look around
00:10:05.720 If I were the devil
00:10:08.440 This world would be my playground
00:10:12.400 Cause I'd place that thorny crown on my floral brow
00:10:27.980 Well I'd shine in all the tears and joy yelling from the crowd
00:10:33.520 I want some brainwashed parents
00:10:36.620 And I have the world
00:10:39.000 I'll be in every school house
00:10:41.540 Lecturing little boys and girls
00:10:44.480 The devil walks among us friends
00:10:48.080 I know this is true
00:10:50.300 And I don't know if it's me
00:10:53.120 And I don't know if it's you
00:10:55.980 One thing that I know
00:10:58.720 Need to take a look around
00:11:01.480 If I were the devil
00:11:04.200 If I were the devil
00:11:04.220 This world would be my playground
00:11:08.380 For my final act
00:11:21.140 I'll tell you what it'd be
00:11:23.820 I'd have everyone so medicated
00:11:27.280 They could never see
00:11:29.540 But loving herbs on a horned head
00:11:32.940 Would be hard to sky
00:11:34.840 And the best part of it all
00:11:37.800 Is they comply with their demise
00:11:40.900 The devil walks among us friends
00:11:43.900 I know this is true
00:11:46.100 And I don't know if it's me
00:11:48.920 And I don't know if it's you
00:11:51.800 One thing that I know
00:11:54.500 Need to take a look around
00:11:57.260 If I were the devil
00:11:59.980 This world wouldn't be my playground
00:12:03.980 If I were the devil
00:12:16.800 This world was mine to see
00:12:19.560 Well I'd witness all the atrocities
00:12:22.820 And it'd probably frighten me
00:12:25.080 So I'd run back home
00:12:28.180 With a story to tell
00:12:30.700 I'd tell all my demon friends
00:12:33.600 That I always preferred hell
00:12:36.520 My ears hang on one second
00:12:50.780 I have one more bunny ears
00:12:51.620 Just a second
00:12:52.740 Just relax
00:12:53.520 Oh no one gets to see me
00:12:55.680 With no camp on
00:12:56.400 Sorry guys
00:12:56.960 Oh come on
00:12:58.400 That's the whole part
00:12:59.140 And that's the whole point
00:13:00.020 Of this stream
00:13:00.720 I love my country
00:13:02.640 Love my freedom
00:13:04.100 Fuck a well pay
00:13:05.380 No I don't need him
00:13:07.280 Shotgun race
00:13:08.520 From the woods to the plate
00:13:10.020 Ain't never went hungry
00:13:11.740 Ain't never too late
00:13:13.140 So come around here son
00:13:15.060 Run in your mouth
00:13:16.380 You can fuck around and find out
00:13:19.720 You can fuck around and find out
00:13:25.240 Please it's just
00:13:26.200 Grab a sock
00:13:27.040 Like everybody else
00:13:28.060 You know
00:13:28.540 A sock
00:13:32.380 What'd you do
00:13:34.180 Nothing
00:13:35.540 My laptop is going really weird
00:13:37.820 It's tunnel juice
00:13:39.080 I swear to god
00:13:40.080 Or
00:13:41.040 Our friendly neighborhood
00:13:43.380 Cesus
00:13:43.820 Whoever
00:13:44.240 I was really mad at a girl
00:13:48.300 Once I called her a cum sponge
00:13:49.460 I ain't trying to be
00:13:50.580 Billy badass
00:13:51.380 Or talk shit
00:13:52.540 I'm just saying
00:13:53.400 There's the line
00:13:54.500 Don't cross it
00:13:55.740 I got a red rider gun
00:13:57.600 When I was three
00:13:58.660 So I don't
00:13:59.720 Run or hide
00:14:00.640 From anything
00:14:01.540 Bitch I'm a red
00:14:02.780 White and blue
00:14:03.480 Color boy
00:14:04.280 From the south
00:14:05.160 On the south
00:14:05.860 Bitch
00:14:06.200 You can fuck around
00:14:07.620 And find out
00:14:08.400 Love my country
00:14:09.800 Love my freedom
00:14:11.280 Fuck a well pay
00:14:12.580 No I don't need
00:14:14.220 Shotgun laced
00:14:15.720 From the woods
00:14:16.440 To the plate
00:14:17.200 Ain't never went hungry
00:14:18.920 Ain't never too late
00:14:20.320 To come around here
00:14:21.860 Sun running your mouth
00:14:23.580 You can fuck around
00:14:25.880 And find out
00:14:26.920 Oh gee
00:14:28.580 There you go
00:14:30.760 You can fuck around
00:14:31.980 And find out
00:14:32.680 Anyway
00:14:34.760 Sorry
00:14:36.280 Oh y'all almost saw
00:14:37.520 What a stork star
00:14:38.060 I forgot
00:14:38.360 No pants
00:14:38.980 See one day on this stream
00:14:42.300 One day
00:14:42.840 It's gonna happen
00:14:43.860 F-A-F-O
00:14:46.500 I teach you how this game
00:14:47.780 Go
00:14:48.040 Different joints
00:14:48.920 Same smoke
00:14:49.600 Wake up
00:14:50.160 Wear the same clothes
00:14:51.240 Real redneck
00:14:52.300 I'm a piece of white trash
00:14:54.060 Blue collar boy
00:14:55.380 But my lady's high class
00:14:56.940 Got the music way up loud
00:14:58.440 With a cigar in my mouth
00:14:59.880 Fuck around
00:15:00.660 And come find out
00:15:01.440 How we do it in the south
00:15:03.040 When you said it like that
00:15:05.540 Yes
00:15:05.840 Okay
00:15:06.120 Oh no
00:15:08.800 There we go
00:15:10.360 Yeah
00:15:14.000 For fuck's sake
00:15:16.740 Ladies
00:15:17.740 Ladies
00:15:18.100 Want to wrestle
00:15:19.460 I don't know
00:15:20.460 I don't know
00:15:21.840 Man up
00:15:23.040 Or sit your ass down
00:15:24.680 We done talking
00:15:26.080 Fuck around
00:15:27.000 And find out
00:15:27.880 Love my country
00:15:29.220 Love my freedom
00:15:30.720 Fuck well
00:15:31.600 Fair
00:15:32.000 No I don't need
00:15:33.700 Shotgun race
00:15:35.120 From the woods
00:15:35.840 To the plate
00:15:36.620 Ain't never went hungry
00:15:38.340 Ain't never too late
00:15:39.740 So come around here
00:15:41.240 Sun running your mouth
00:15:42.980 You can fuck around
00:15:45.280 And find out
00:15:46.260 Hi
00:15:47.720 Hey I guess you didn't
00:15:50.640 See that like
00:15:51.260 Hey I'm gonna go
00:15:51.940 For a quick smoke
00:15:52.820 And you were like
00:15:54.080 You're just like
00:15:55.820 On
00:15:57.040 Yeah just on
00:15:58.120 That was awesome
00:15:59.620 Thanks for
00:16:00.240 Well you had like
00:16:01.880 Forever
00:16:02.680 It's 2.02
00:16:05.160 Hey everybody
00:16:08.400 Welcome back to
00:16:13.280 FAPO
00:16:14.080 There we go
00:16:15.820 Oh yeah
00:16:19.780 I gotta take that
00:16:20.560 Background off
00:16:21.280 That's what I gotta do
00:16:22.540 Forgot about that
00:16:23.720 There we go
00:16:27.420 As you can see
00:16:29.640 A running theme
00:16:30.480 Sarah's late
00:16:31.200 I'll be there
00:16:32.640 In a second
00:16:33.200 I don't have any clothes
00:16:37.260 On
00:16:37.660 Assholes
00:16:38.560 Perfect
00:16:39.420 Oh yeah
00:16:44.060 I knew
00:16:45.000 If you guys
00:16:46.200 Want me to come on
00:16:46.840 Right now
00:16:47.300 We're gonna have to
00:16:47.960 See some donations
00:16:48.820 Coming in
00:16:49.700 And then definitely
00:16:50.360 I can show you
00:16:50.980 What the fucking
00:16:51.520 Storks saw
00:16:52.280 But until we have
00:16:53.300 An only digs
00:16:54.220 Where I'm showing my bits
00:16:55.340 I don't think
00:16:56.180 We're gonna see
00:16:56.680 Anything right now
00:16:57.420 Sorry y'all
00:16:58.000 I'll be a second
00:16:58.760 Anyway
00:17:01.060 I mean
00:17:02.380 And can you believe
00:17:03.540 Chris
00:17:03.820 She wanted to go
00:17:04.440 At 10
00:17:04.840 Like yeah
00:17:10.220 Let's go at 10
00:17:11.020 Like how about noon
00:17:12.680 Sounds
00:17:15.020 Sounds a little bit
00:17:16.020 Better to me
00:17:16.640 But
00:17:16.900 Anyway
00:17:17.740 I don't know
00:17:18.680 A whole bunch of people
00:17:19.320 In the chat
00:17:19.780 Fucking Grant's here
00:17:21.000 Great
00:17:21.920 Nobody's banned
00:17:24.480 Skew yet
00:17:25.240 Really
00:17:26.420 Surprising
00:17:28.480 Happy dog
00:17:33.140 Halifax
00:17:33.680 Matt's in here
00:17:34.820 Clint
00:17:35.760 Scotian lady
00:17:37.100 As usual
00:17:37.840 I saw Scotian lady
00:17:39.060 Even with an ass
00:17:39.920 Bad hat
00:17:40.780 Everybody's here
00:17:42.360 It's a good time
00:17:43.080 Lots of
00:17:44.060 Lots of weird stuff
00:17:45.080 I guess
00:17:46.480 Happening
00:17:47.000 Stuff in LA
00:17:48.440 Was pretty weird
00:17:49.120 We'll look at that
00:17:49.660 A little bit later on
00:17:50.520 All those fucking
00:17:51.920 Weird ass help signs
00:17:53.980 Yeah
00:17:54.940 That did
00:17:55.360 Strike me as odd
00:17:56.340 Well I think
00:17:57.780 What got me as odd
00:17:59.200 Is
00:17:59.620 And I'll get into that
00:18:01.720 At some point
00:18:02.300 And of course
00:18:02.640 I have to bully you
00:18:03.660 Skew
00:18:04.020 That's just the
00:18:04.600 Fucking way it goes
00:18:05.420 Okay
00:18:05.900 You're like
00:18:06.860 You're like young
00:18:09.260 So you gotta get bullied
00:18:10.420 It's just the way it is
00:18:11.540 But no
00:18:12.800 Like I was looking around
00:18:13.860 On that
00:18:14.480 On that Google Earth
00:18:16.620 Pick that was going around
00:18:17.740 And
00:18:19.340 I found it weird
00:18:21.120 Because it was like
00:18:21.840 So
00:18:22.260 In the open
00:18:23.580 Oh god
00:18:24.300 She's here
00:18:24.820 I'm just saying
00:18:25.960 I'm just gonna be
00:18:26.400 Two more minutes
00:18:26.940 I'm almost dressed
00:18:27.960 Ghost
00:18:30.360 You know what I should've done
00:18:32.740 I should've put in
00:18:33.540 Fucking Brad Paisley's
00:18:34.740 Waiting on a woman
00:18:35.440 That's what I should've
00:18:36.300 Fucking played in the intros
00:18:37.600 Listen
00:18:39.140 Things happen
00:18:42.520 I got
00:18:43.560 Listen
00:18:45.520 That's all I can say
00:18:46.560 I'll be two minutes
00:18:47.320 I can't wear the same thing
00:18:48.940 As Chris
00:18:49.400 So
00:18:49.780 I'll be back
00:18:51.160 I'll take it off
00:18:52.080 It's coming off
00:18:53.080 Listen
00:18:53.460 Yeah there we go
00:18:56.520 Now we both have
00:18:57.040 Black shirts on
00:18:57.760 Shit
00:18:58.020 Alright
00:18:58.700 I can't even get it
00:19:00.860 I'll be back
00:19:01.380 Stuck on here
00:19:02.420 Fuck it
00:19:03.160 I'm leaving it on
00:19:03.740 Let's go
00:19:05.920 Can you get the damn thing off
00:19:07.280 That's how we're starting
00:19:08.520 The week
00:19:09.020 Right
00:19:10.940 You're growing on me now
00:19:12.340 I am
00:19:13.300 Playing on me now
00:19:14.080 Fuck
00:19:14.440 Fucking Monday
00:19:16.100 Whatever
00:19:16.880 Anyway
00:19:17.720 Fucking Monday
00:19:18.460 It is
00:19:19.540 Right
00:19:19.900 While we're waiting
00:19:25.160 For
00:19:25.460 While we're waiting
00:19:26.340 For fucking
00:19:26.920 Always on time
00:19:28.180 Over there
00:19:28.640 I noticed last night
00:19:31.280 Swastakar
00:19:32.340 Was trending
00:19:33.260 That was pretty fun
00:19:35.680 I like this
00:19:36.260 The
00:19:36.580 The leftists
00:19:37.400 Ever since
00:19:37.960 Elon's
00:19:38.480 Little fucking
00:19:39.140 Autistic Roman
00:19:40.280 They've now
00:19:42.480 Been referring to him
00:19:43.460 As South African
00:19:44.500 Hitler
00:19:44.880 Which I think
00:19:46.580 Is fucking
00:19:47.060 Awesome
00:19:47.580 And they got
00:19:49.460 Swastakar
00:19:50.440 Trending last night
00:19:52.120 So I put together
00:19:52.900 A little
00:19:53.260 A collection of
00:19:55.200 The only good ones
00:19:56.440 That they had
00:19:57.040 Because the left
00:19:57.560 Can't really meme
00:19:58.340 But there was a couple
00:19:59.140 Ones that were pretty funny
00:20:00.220 Have a great day
00:20:23.640 And that's
00:20:24.680 We'll be right back.
00:20:54.680 We'll be right back.
00:21:24.680 Yeah, I was.
00:21:27.580 Oh, good old South African Hitler.
00:21:29.960 Let's go.
00:21:31.120 Great.
00:21:32.460 Okay.
00:21:32.940 I'm coming.
00:21:33.700 I'm coming.
00:21:34.620 Oh, are you finally?
00:21:36.380 The afternoon shift has finally arrived?
00:21:39.340 You can shut the fuck up.
00:21:44.840 I could have changed my shirt.
00:21:46.440 I got lots of plaz, man.
00:21:48.240 I also had to put on pants again.
00:21:51.520 I just wasn't.
00:21:52.700 There was not a lot of.
00:21:54.660 I should have probably.
00:21:56.460 Again, remember.
00:21:58.240 Don't say it.
00:21:59.480 Because I didn't say 10.
00:22:01.900 You said 10.
00:22:03.720 Linda, listen.
00:22:05.180 Are you seriously going to Linda me right now?
00:22:10.120 I am.
00:22:10.700 I'm going to Linda listen you.
00:22:12.240 And you know what else I'm going to do?
00:22:14.500 I'm going to listen, Linda.
00:22:18.720 That was last night when we talked about this.
00:22:21.320 I was like, yeah, we can do like a morning thing.
00:22:23.300 Like sometime in the morning.
00:22:24.520 I didn't.
00:22:25.460 That was fucking this morning.
00:22:27.560 This morning you said we could go at 10.
00:22:30.940 I did not.
00:22:31.900 I don't believe you.
00:22:33.720 I think you're lying.
00:22:35.480 Unbelievable.
00:22:38.080 I don't know.
00:22:38.800 I don't remember shit.
00:22:40.720 See, I told you.
00:22:41.600 You know what it is?
00:22:42.440 Now I know.
00:22:43.480 Do you know what it is?
00:22:45.380 It's because I smoked that joint.
00:22:47.440 There you go.
00:22:48.520 I told you.
00:22:49.380 I lit it and I was like, I shouldn't smoke this right now.
00:22:52.160 And then I did.
00:22:53.200 And now I got hair everywhere.
00:22:55.920 Blame the marijuana.
00:22:57.060 That's right.
00:22:57.540 That's what it was.
00:23:00.780 And now I feel like I'm too hot.
00:23:02.520 Because I was just wearing a shirt.
00:23:04.960 Oh, God.
00:23:06.600 Shirt back on?
00:23:07.600 That was good.
00:23:08.120 I'm on Monday's Fafo complaining with Sarah.
00:23:11.380 Oh, fuck.
00:23:13.620 Sorry.
00:23:14.280 Excuse me.
00:23:16.360 It's not my fault that I am at this age.
00:23:20.620 I mean, it's a little bit.
00:23:22.260 I go from hot to cold really fast.
00:23:24.460 It's really hot before, actually.
00:23:26.000 I don't have a whole hell of a lot.
00:23:34.700 Although that fucking L.A. story will be pretty fun.
00:23:37.420 But I did see Drunk Daddy's back.
00:23:40.960 Mr. Canada First has a very different message.
00:23:45.860 And one that he might be a little sauced for.
00:23:48.240 To be honest with you guys, I'd rather be a part of a country who has pride in their country.
00:23:55.600 Who is proud to say they are who they are.
00:24:00.460 Right now, I can't say that about Canada.
00:24:02.720 I'm not proud to be a Canadian.
00:24:05.700 I'm not.
00:24:06.460 It is a disgrace what's going on in this country.
00:24:11.360 And you know what?
00:24:13.360 If Canada doesn't get their shit together.
00:24:15.940 If they don't.
00:24:17.580 Which the track record proves that they won't.
00:24:22.380 I'm kind of open to the idea of becoming the 51st state.
00:24:28.740 Because really, there's no downside here.
00:24:30.920 There's no downside.
00:24:31.720 60% taxes.
00:24:35.000 Done.
00:24:36.540 We're 30% richer.
00:24:38.240 All of us.
00:24:38.960 Dollar for dollar.
00:24:40.920 I mean, guys.
00:24:42.360 We get security.
00:24:43.520 The best military in the fucking world.
00:24:46.420 No woke bullshit.
00:24:48.640 Withdrawn from the Paris Accord and the who.
00:24:52.420 Trump treating us like real people.
00:24:56.660 It's a country first mentality.
00:24:59.720 This is, I mean, there's no politician in Canada that's offering us that kind of solution right now.
00:25:08.960 None of them.
00:25:10.300 It's actually a disgrace.
00:25:13.040 Hey, at the end of the day, I love my country.
00:25:16.980 I love Canada.
00:25:18.460 And I want the best for our people.
00:25:20.380 And whatever option presents that, I'm all for it.
00:25:26.380 So, whether it's the 51st state or Canada becoming a fucking beauty of a country again.
00:25:33.820 I don't know, guys.
00:25:35.320 Anyway.
00:25:36.420 Got love for all y'all.
00:25:37.740 Let's go.
00:25:38.520 Give your balls a tug, you tit-fucker.
00:25:40.420 It's up to us to make this country a beauty again, man.
00:25:45.360 Not the United States.
00:25:46.840 Yeah.
00:25:47.500 That guy's fucked, eh?
00:25:49.340 Just completely.
00:25:49.960 Like, goes from Canada first to, ah, let's be the 51st state.
00:25:53.780 Yeah.
00:25:54.580 Switching gears there.
00:25:56.660 You fucking idiot.
00:25:58.140 Well, I mean, we should at least try to bring our own country back on our own without, you know.
00:26:02.600 I mean, if we had a little bit of outside help, that'd be fine.
00:26:05.680 We could make a deal.
00:26:06.200 Well, we were trying.
00:26:07.220 We were trying to get Chandra into that liberal leadership.
00:26:09.660 But they fucking pulled it.
00:26:11.040 They pulled the chute on him.
00:26:13.180 Apparently he had too much support.
00:26:16.380 Yeah.
00:26:18.420 So, now we've got to vote for Dalla.
00:26:20.560 Paula for Dalla.
00:26:21.860 Right?
00:26:22.740 Yeah, I don't want to be an American, man.
00:26:24.320 If I wanted to be an American, I'd move the states.
00:26:26.260 I'm Canadian.
00:26:27.900 Well, like, on that issue, like, I've looked at it like this.
00:26:30.740 Like, okay, obviously there's not a whole fuck of a law we can do if they just want
00:26:36.620 to take it, right?
00:26:38.880 I get that.
00:26:40.880 I also understand that maybe there are some slight conveniences, such as less taxes, free
00:26:48.580 travel across that border now, because it would only be a state border.
00:26:52.300 But, I mean, those are minimal.
00:26:53.580 And the other aspect of that is you have to keep in mind how many people are in the U.S.
00:26:58.160 right now that are not allowed to cross that border.
00:27:01.600 Well, if we become the 51st state, that changes.
00:27:05.340 Yeah.
00:27:06.000 Yeah.
00:27:08.040 So, now you've got a whole bunch of people that you would never have wanted in this country
00:27:13.040 allowed to just freely come in.
00:27:14.860 Yeah.
00:27:16.180 Because they're only possible.
00:27:17.200 And vice versa, because, you know, they wouldn't let me in the states, but now I'd be able to
00:27:21.040 go to the states, right?
00:27:21.960 I can understand why.
00:27:23.960 Right.
00:27:24.300 But, like, that is the thing, though, right?
00:27:29.940 And I get that, yeah, there are some things that look pretty shiny over there, like, you
00:27:34.660 know, the gun rights and the actual free speech and so on and so forth.
00:27:39.260 But I look at it more as, okay, if we're going to, I guess, covet those things, how about
00:27:45.780 we try to get them implemented here?
00:27:48.900 Yeah.
00:27:50.120 Right?
00:27:50.400 We don't need to become American to have them, we just need to fucking get them here.
00:27:55.780 Well, I think we know what we need to do here.
00:27:58.160 Just nobody has the fucking stones to do it.
00:28:01.240 No, they don't.
00:28:02.360 We can't do it without the help of some law enforcement on our side, you know what I mean?
00:28:06.640 Like, some arrests need to be made.
00:28:08.100 How about a start?
00:28:09.160 How about start arresting some guilty fucker that's a white collar dude?
00:28:13.460 Can we start there?
00:28:14.260 No.
00:28:14.540 Nobody in the white collar gets arrested for anything, doesn't do any time.
00:28:18.040 No, of course not.
00:28:20.420 You can't have accountability up that way.
00:28:22.180 And you especially can't have accountability within the politicians either.
00:28:26.120 Like, that's actually, speaking of the Chandra being ripped out of that liberal leader race,
00:28:31.520 I'm confused as to why, because of course they don't say why.
00:28:37.220 But there's two potential options that I see.
00:28:40.100 One being, like I said before, he was getting support.
00:28:44.100 I remember seeing something that he was raising money faster than any of the others.
00:28:48.500 And then, of course, there's all the troll support that we were putting in because, you know, let's fuck over Mark Carney.
00:28:55.480 By the way, today is the last day to sign up as a liberal member.
00:28:58.780 And then you're eligible to vote in the leadership race.
00:29:02.540 Paula Fidala.
00:29:03.420 Anyway, that's one reason that I think might be it.
00:29:08.840 But the other reason I noticed that drunk reporter Andy Lee had a tweet talking about, I think, when Chandra won his MP seat, maybe.
00:29:22.080 Maybe something about celebrating with Chinese.
00:29:25.320 So I'm like, and now I'm like wondering, is he one of the 11 MPs that they were talking about with the Chinese interference?
00:29:30.980 And is that why they disqualified him?
00:29:33.600 Probably.
00:29:34.960 Right?
00:29:35.400 Like, well, it could be either, because obviously we know they want Mark Carney.
00:29:39.980 They're treating him like a fucking rock star.
00:29:42.580 Like, most people didn't know who he was.
00:29:45.260 And now suddenly he's like, he's a rock star, apparently.
00:29:49.520 I'm like, well, you know, he knows his way around the House of Commons here and in England.
00:29:56.660 He's an old hat in these fucking institutions.
00:29:59.840 Right.
00:30:01.000 Yeah, Stephen with an ass.
00:30:02.320 That fucker can't speak French or English.
00:30:04.540 That's what would have made it so fucking funny to get him in there, though.
00:30:07.240 Right.
00:30:08.100 I almost did that, joined the Liberal Party, just to vote for that fucking weird vote.
00:30:11.500 I'm doing it.
00:30:12.140 I'm fucking doing it for sure.
00:30:13.540 I want to try and fuck with their leadership race, because I know they want Carney.
00:30:17.180 I know that's what they want.
00:30:18.440 And here's my other theory on this, too.
00:30:21.080 Right.
00:30:21.380 Because I see it as, so Jagmeet, before Trudeau resigned, had a lot of pressure to call an election.
00:30:31.100 Right.
00:30:31.460 Because Trudeau is a piece of shit and everybody fucking hates him.
00:30:34.140 And we want an election now.
00:30:36.680 Okay.
00:30:37.420 Trudeau has now resigned.
00:30:38.580 Or at least said he's going to when they're doing the leadership race.
00:30:41.840 Right.
00:30:42.040 Um, the pressure will be off of Jagmeet to call that election if Carney ends up being the leader, potentially anyway, because he was not a part of the Trudeau regime.
00:30:52.360 So he could go on that route and cling to power a little bit longer.
00:30:56.540 Right.
00:30:56.980 Like, I don't see a benefit for Jagmeet to call the election, because he knows he's going to lose.
00:31:02.140 Right.
00:31:02.520 He doesn't, he's not even second.
00:31:04.560 Right.
00:31:05.000 Like, there's no chance.
00:31:08.440 So I don't see any benefit for him to call that election.
00:31:11.300 And that puts Mark Carney into the fucking prime minister's seat until at least October.
00:31:15.500 Whereas, if we control the fuck out of them and get one of them Indians in, I'm sure there's a lot of people that are going to want an election immediately.
00:31:28.940 Yeah.
00:31:30.660 Right.
00:31:31.360 Well, I actually, shit, is the Dhala Sikh or is she Hindu?
00:31:35.240 Because that'd be interesting.
00:31:36.820 Because I think Chandra was Hindu, so that would have been funny watching him and fucking Jagmeet.
00:31:43.520 Right.
00:31:43.920 I ain't arguing over Kalistan and whatever.
00:31:48.240 Fucking idiots.
00:31:51.360 Leave your shit in your own country.
00:31:53.940 But I don't know.
00:31:54.580 Like, I honestly, I'm kind of like, I'm actually wondering if there's actually a chance Kearney might fucking win the next election, too.
00:32:05.020 Right.
00:32:07.160 Yeah.
00:32:08.580 Like, it definitely depends what he does with carbon tax.
00:32:11.060 Because right now, like, let's say, let's say Kearney decides to take away the Kearney or the carbon tax, right?
00:32:18.340 Ooh.
00:32:19.880 Then that would totally blow the fuck out of Pierre's whole platform.
00:32:24.120 Yeah.
00:32:25.500 Well, I mean, if you're taking away a tax that should never have been implemented in the first place, but whatever.
00:32:28.900 It's like, yeah.
00:32:32.120 Of course.
00:32:33.080 I think problems and then causing the problem and then they come in and fix it and say, see, look, we fixed it.
00:32:37.860 Yeah, I'll see.
00:32:39.020 Although I did see, actually, I think Kearney has come out and said that he just wants to restructure the carbon tax.
00:32:46.600 Yeah.
00:32:47.180 For fuck's sake.
00:32:47.640 Not actually take it away.
00:32:48.860 Although the fucking Dala, the Indian one there, is talking about deporting all the illegals, though, which is strange coming from the Liberal Party.
00:32:57.920 Hmm.
00:32:58.180 I thought that was kind of interesting.
00:33:01.780 Right.
00:33:02.680 Coming from an Indian chick, she's saying she's going to deport people.
00:33:06.220 No.
00:33:06.820 Like, anybody that believes that?
00:33:09.340 Like, anything that comes out of a politician's message.
00:33:11.100 Oh, but she's from Winnipeg, Chris.
00:33:12.900 Oh, fuck.
00:33:13.500 There you go.
00:33:14.460 Right?
00:33:14.700 And she was born in Winnipeg from immigrant fucking parents.
00:33:18.080 She's as Canadian as you or I, bud.
00:33:21.260 She saw every episode of Little Mouse of the Prairie.
00:33:23.900 You know?
00:33:24.180 Might have even been one.
00:33:25.960 Yeah, right?
00:33:26.400 Are you even Canadian if you didn't watch Little Mosque on the Prairie?
00:33:30.240 Like, fuck.
00:33:32.900 When you meet yourself there, Sarah, when you're doing that, it looks hilarious.
00:33:36.320 Yeah, right?
00:33:37.660 Just blowing a ghost.
00:33:40.480 This is a family show.
00:33:42.540 Right?
00:33:43.080 This is a fucking family show, and you're over here blowing a ghost in the first time.
00:33:47.480 Yeah, right?
00:33:49.760 Jesus.
00:33:51.580 Fucking Jesus.
00:33:52.940 Fuck.
00:33:54.360 Choking on dead guys over there.
00:33:56.080 Suck my dick.
00:33:57.720 How about that?
00:33:58.900 You're the one over there.
00:34:00.200 Like, I don't know, man.
00:34:01.860 I don't know what you're doing, but.
00:34:05.420 That's it.
00:34:08.360 It looks like I'm sucking off a ghost because I'm talking.
00:34:11.220 Really?
00:34:11.620 Ghost.
00:34:12.600 Well, I did.
00:34:14.760 One's in the chat if Sarah was sucking off ghosts.
00:34:17.820 Listen, we have talked about this so many times in the street.
00:34:24.700 We're polling.
00:34:25.280 Who are you guys getting to suck your dick that these noises are coming out first?
00:34:29.480 We're polling.
00:34:29.920 And that they look like this.
00:34:31.180 If the person looks like you're coughing when they're sucking your dick.
00:34:38.340 There's another one.
00:34:39.240 Listen.
00:34:39.540 There's another one.
00:34:41.300 Listen.
00:34:42.120 There's another one.
00:34:42.940 Another one.
00:34:43.880 Goats.
00:34:44.660 Goats.
00:34:45.140 Goats.
00:34:46.500 Goats.
00:34:47.420 Goats.
00:34:47.460 Goats hasn't had it for 100 years, man.
00:34:49.320 It's a 100-year-old ghost.
00:34:50.720 He's heard.
00:34:52.340 Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:34:53.900 Touché.
00:34:57.960 All right.
00:34:58.540 Touché, Chad.
00:34:59.340 Touché.
00:34:59.840 There you go.
00:35:00.440 There you go.
00:35:01.480 Touché.
00:35:02.420 That's amazing.
00:35:03.500 Have a round of applause for the chat.
00:35:07.540 On that note, I'm going to light a joint now since everybody seems to like me sucking
00:35:12.680 off the imaginary girls.
00:35:17.820 You're trying to do a family show and you ruined it, right?
00:35:21.560 Since when?
00:35:22.460 Since when is this a family show?
00:35:25.440 Can I just remind you, last week, uh, asked me about what I would do if I could suck my
00:35:34.540 own dick if I had one.
00:35:35.800 Hey, that was Chris ruining the family show.
00:35:38.620 Okay?
00:35:39.060 I'm trying to run a family show here and you two degenerates just keep taking it way off
00:35:43.700 the rails.
00:35:44.740 Okay?
00:35:44.980 You're entirely full of shit.
00:35:46.780 I think 90% of guys would do it or they could do it.
00:35:49.660 We're not talking about it.
00:35:51.020 Oh, my God.
00:35:51.820 If you guys want to talk about sucking your own dick, go right ahead.
00:35:55.960 Yeah, I know.
00:35:56.860 That's what you tell anybody, right?
00:35:58.460 Fucking, why don't you tell anybody?
00:35:59.620 Hey, guess what I'm just doing?
00:36:01.040 Why do you have to suck me older?
00:36:02.840 That's what you put on your resume.
00:36:04.020 I can suck my own cock.
00:36:05.300 Fucking, right?
00:36:09.200 People would just be loud and amazed.
00:36:10.760 Oh, wow.
00:36:11.260 Can I see?
00:36:11.660 Imagine that.
00:36:12.360 Imagine that.
00:36:13.020 You're, like, looking for an employee.
00:36:14.480 You bring somebody in for an interview and you're like, what's your, what's your biggest
00:36:18.020 strength?
00:36:18.880 I can suck my own dick.
00:36:22.200 From the back.
00:36:24.560 Whatever.
00:36:25.440 Anyway.
00:36:26.040 This is a fucking family show.
00:36:27.320 Stop it.
00:36:27.880 All right.
00:36:28.340 Yeah.
00:36:29.500 From the back.
00:36:31.860 That's what I'll say.
00:36:32.900 Suck my dick from the back.
00:36:34.480 Oh, you know, the fact that you feel so strongly, though, Chris, does make me feel like you've
00:36:40.160 tried.
00:36:42.020 No, no, I never tried.
00:36:43.860 That's the point.
00:36:44.680 I can't fuck it.
00:36:45.480 I mean, I don't have a fucking horse cock.
00:36:47.520 Jesus.
00:36:49.180 Okay.
00:36:50.360 Guys.
00:36:51.980 Can we just take a fucking.
00:36:54.380 I'm going to.
00:36:55.960 Pull this one.
00:36:56.980 Ref.
00:36:57.660 There's an offside.
00:36:58.960 Ref.
00:36:59.260 We're calling an offside.
00:37:00.500 And we're just going to pull a tee on this one here.
00:37:03.080 We're going to have a timeout, Ref.
00:37:04.480 All right.
00:37:05.060 All right.
00:37:05.700 Everybody can go back to their benches.
00:37:10.160 Yeah, I'm good with that.
00:37:12.440 I want to talk about it.
00:37:13.160 Well, if you could, I wouldn't have swallowed.
00:37:14.340 That's all I'm saying.
00:37:15.080 That's all I'm saying.
00:37:15.240 Ah!
00:37:15.960 Listen.
00:37:16.940 Go to your bench.
00:37:18.480 Okay.
00:37:20.280 Go to your bench.
00:37:21.160 Go to your bench.
00:37:23.380 All right.
00:37:25.720 So, moving on.
00:37:27.780 I do.
00:37:28.400 I do enjoy the.
00:37:30.080 The problems that are popping up for all the trannies now.
00:37:33.460 With the.
00:37:34.480 Trump saying there's only two genders.
00:37:36.900 Apparently, they're having some passport issues.
00:37:40.260 I give you this thing.
00:37:44.180 I don't know what it is, but here it is.
00:37:46.420 Hey, it's me again.
00:37:49.280 Oh, I can't get a passport right now.
00:37:54.140 I can't get a passport right now.
00:37:56.180 And a little fun fact for you, in case you didn't know either.
00:38:00.400 Um, for people with gender markers that do not match their appearance, or the gender marker
00:38:07.020 X that are trying to go through United States borders right now, um, they're being stopped.
00:38:14.040 And they're being detained.
00:38:16.040 Um, hey, uh, can you guys do me a favor and research this funny little thing called V-coding?
00:38:24.780 Y'all, I don't know what I'm going to do.
00:38:31.460 And I got to go to work like nothing's happening right now.
00:38:33.780 I got to find out.
00:38:38.080 Holy crap.
00:38:39.560 Look the fuck.
00:38:40.260 What is that?
00:38:42.380 What is that?
00:38:43.620 that's gravy as fuck that's the face
00:38:46.720 yeah really like what is that
00:38:48.900 well what's the big deal why can't you just put male or
00:38:52.960 or female the thing is is that it's like so what we're back in the we're back in the land of real
00:38:59.080 now like so you guys were living in the land of make-believe and we're no longer acknowledging
00:39:03.760 your mental illness yeah
00:39:06.380 welcome back to the real world fuckhead yeah i just i want to know what that is though like that
00:39:13.540 has to be one of the made-up genders right like that can't be
00:39:17.240 like one of the well i mean you know how they like to identify as either male or female that
00:39:26.080 one has to be identifying as something that's just completely made up it looks
00:39:29.820 doesn't it barely even looks human
00:39:33.120 yeah i don't know what the fuck that was yeah i think it was a dude trying to be a chick
00:39:39.160 it's like there's a lot of those
00:39:42.440 and if you think about it in a logical sense like if you think about it
00:39:48.460 from the um like from a medical standpoint they are sick
00:39:52.980 i mean they're mentally ill um so
00:39:56.220 like that's there are people who have
00:39:59.260 have you know like um dysphoria issues
00:40:03.260 and mental health issues they don't know who they are
00:40:06.340 things like that whatever they've had traumatic events all of the there's all kinds of mitigating
00:40:11.320 factors right at the end of the day um deal with the the problem like what what are you doing
00:40:19.060 we're not gonna keep pretending like this is something
00:40:22.100 let's go back to like shaming them and putting them into
00:40:27.800 like therapy and stuff instead of like allowing them to feel like they need to be validated
00:40:35.480 and again we're making these people feel like they're like we're we're enabling them it's just
00:40:41.240 like enabling addicts you're enabling their their mental power absolutely that'd be like giving uh
00:40:48.100 somebody with multiple personalities a bunch of fucking social insurance numbers and different ids
00:40:51.960 it'd be fucking retarded um this is literally the same thing like it's not even like john it's
00:40:59.700 literally the same thing because that's essentially what they're doing different different wives for
00:41:04.980 each fucking different families for each yeah why not right uh this one i like though is that now
00:41:10.420 they can't slip into women's prison cells because i mean i'm i'm not 100 sure on how the americans
00:41:16.260 work i know how we work it um and the way we work it is fucking retarded like i literally could get
00:41:23.700 arrested right now and then just look at them and say i'm a lady and i am going to be housed with the
00:41:29.300 women yeah and that is legitimate i do not have to be on any hormones i do not have to be female i
00:41:36.740 do not have to do any of the stuff all i have to do is say patricia i am a lady right that's it
00:41:44.980 uh but is that how they do it here they don't do it like that in the states though in the states
00:41:52.820 well in the states they don't do it at all now because now we're going back to reality
00:41:57.380 but i don't i don't know how they worked it totally there yeah that's awesome
00:42:03.940 but like here i know because i've got a i have a friend that's been kind of an advocate against
00:42:10.260 uh the men and women's prisons thing and yeah like here it's just you simply tell them you're
00:42:17.060 a woman you'll be allowed to go in um what makes this worse is the fact that it also doesn't matter
00:42:22.980 what your what your history of marriages are either because there have been guys that have gone in
00:42:27.300 there with the history of whether it be rape or you know child molestation they still get housed with
00:42:32.980 the women um and in some cases that can mean that they're also housed with kids as well because
00:42:39.060 there are some prisons that where the women are pregnant up to a certain age they will allow
00:42:45.780 the mothers to take care of the baby in jail right and then if let's say
00:42:52.420 fucking tranny sailmate decides he wants to fucking rape the girl right well that happens
00:42:59.060 of course it does the way that it works is instead of taking that particular person out of the women's
00:43:10.020 prison they just transfer them to a different women's prison because apparently uh the way it is
00:43:19.700 written in there is that it would be a violation of their rights to send them back to a male prison
00:43:25.700 right that's a little and it's like what the fuck like that that is absolutely ridiculous
00:43:32.660 like just fucking send them back to the men who gives a fuck what happens to them
00:43:41.860 well they should have thought about that before they did with those people in child killers and
00:43:47.140 pedos and stuff they usually get prison justice man like like uh well it depends but yeah guys do
00:43:53.380 the guys do unless you want to spend the rest of your time in pc um but if you're willing to
00:43:57.700 hear them what they do a lot of them do though right yeah and and sometimes you don't get a choice
00:44:03.620 either sometimes the jail themselves will just automatically put you in pc because they know
00:44:09.620 that the second they put you in general pop you're dead you're done yeah yeah which i disagree with
00:44:15.300 fuck that put them in there who gives a fuck yeah right like at this point it's i mean you should
00:44:23.700 know what jail is and if you're if you're going to go in there for for a crime like that well
00:44:31.620 sorry about your luck man i i really don't care like i was kind of living it earlier like um
00:44:38.420 you can easily find yourself in jail i don't care who you are out there you could be
00:44:42.740 the the goody two shoes never committed a crime you have no idea how quick and easy you can just
00:44:47.940 go from having a normal fucking day to i'm behind bar i'm cuffed and now i'm behind bars
00:44:53.620 you know what i mean it can happen for tons of reasons like like you might be a lot of buying
00:44:57.700 person like i'm saying man like i don't think people realize how quick and easy it can happen and
00:45:02.340 it can happen to anybody because now you have to hire a lawyer but you're still behind bars and
00:45:06.980 probably get out the fuck you know what i mean it can fuck up your life man oh of course yeah
00:45:12.740 especially if you didn't do anything and fucking uh you gotta prove your innocence and shit
00:45:18.660 there's a lot of that going on now because they don't do the work you have to do your own work though
00:45:22.740 yeah some poor got hit over here around the corner there's a poster up on the on the there's a
00:45:29.460 bulletin up on the post looking for eyewitnesses and like you i'm sure they've gone around and
00:45:35.460 knocked on the doors and looked at all the cameras cameras all over the place down there did they
00:45:39.060 knock on anyone's door cops aren't like you should be out there doing beating the feet asking for
00:45:45.380 you know some video can i please see the video just for this time i don't want to see all your
00:45:48.580 other videos i just want to see this one video of your street view you know um and if they don't let you
00:45:54.020 don't let you well then cops can get a warrant and they can go search that right and then you'll
00:46:00.020 find your culprit man because it happened on the street like there's cameras everywhere
00:46:05.780 like this is what i'm saying like people go missing and but there's cameras everywhere if
00:46:09.060 you know where they when they went missing where they went missing from just follow the cameras all
00:46:13.300 the way like a breadcrumb man why do we have to do that the cops don't do it we should citizens are
00:46:19.940 doing this now to find people and they often unless you have enough money unless you're rich enough to
00:46:26.100 have the money to be able to pay somebody to do that that's exactly right like you got to be able
00:46:32.260 to afford to do it on their own yeah people actually people be like that private cameras or private
00:46:37.220 ownership be like oh what's in it for me like well here bud i'll give you a hundred bucks yeah well
00:46:40.660 that's a prime example is don't with cats remember that netflix documentary yeah lucas magnata
00:46:47.860 oh i've never seen it but i know that yeah watch that chris that is it's so cool
00:46:57.380 it's literally internet people banding together it's it's it's it's it's incredible it's a really
00:47:03.780 neat documentary yeah it's crazy what people on the internet find right like legitimately yeah all
00:47:11.540 right yeah that's uh that's always interesting i wonder if anyone's gone and looked into that right
00:47:20.420 yeah yeah they have actually um i might as well just i guess go to that right now yeah let's dive
00:47:27.780 into that because that's kind of fun okay give me a second because i got to go grab those do i need to
00:47:34.180 grant those coordinates again maybe i can just apparently i'm sucking off a goat yeah yeah
00:47:40.500 low job monday let's go
00:47:45.220 all right let's see if the uh laptop's gonna let me do this
00:47:49.540 it is or it isn't
00:47:52.340 i'm working on it i gotta bring up the page first
00:47:54.740 i would entertain people but i'm not entertaining today
00:48:08.020 yeah you're only entertaining ghosts
00:48:13.140 how am i supposed to cough so it doesn't look like i'm sucking off a ghost like just cover my mouth now
00:48:18.420 oh you get that stuck in your head sorry man
00:48:22.980 use your elbow like i know we're kind of like this
00:48:29.780 it's not like i've all listen the amount of times in a day that i heard come for the month
00:48:34.980 so i cover my mouth comes the month yeah i don't know like i cough like that sometimes
00:48:41.460 but i don't know but this is like this is they could call this like the uh
00:48:47.460 or the vampire that's what they get kids to do in school when i was a kid we covered our mouth
00:48:57.140 we were yelled at a german not english german or french so yeah exactly
00:49:05.940 open the wrong button oh jesus now we're over here we're playing it doing that pretty much thing
00:49:19.620 all right
00:49:22.580 let's see here so we're looking at it now what's going on
00:49:29.780 see i do it unconsciously without even thinking about it so do we see that or what
00:49:33.380 that's a question i don't know what you're talking about
00:49:42.340 it's not up nope i answered with a no it's a hard no
00:49:53.540 all right let me try and get the coordinates
00:49:59.140 i don't understand why that's not because i'm sure you're
00:50:01.700 fucking screaming what the fuck all right i'm gonna read something will you do that that's okay
00:50:07.220 i already told you rumble and if you don't change it from rumble i'm gonna i'm gonna get upset
00:50:14.420 someone pick a page put a number in the chat for the page and that's what i'm gonna read no pick a number chris
00:50:22.580 69
00:50:28.580 jesus christ
00:50:29.540 of course
00:50:32.260 of course you would why wouldn't you right 69 all right let's see one
00:50:41.140 put your mind where your eye is and feel such power there is your single clapping hand meeting mine
00:50:50.660 to set the whole aching world back in joint
00:50:58.260 two catching deeply the surface of things i see and i see beyond the grass green shimmering breeze your
00:51:08.260 hair sparkling like sun among the waves motionless in time i hear you the way i hear silence
00:51:19.380 there you go
00:51:19.860 deep man deep
00:51:26.420 oh t.s elliott
00:51:29.220 yeah it's pretty nice i like it it's pretty
00:51:33.300 it's not a word in my vocabulary but it sounds pretty
00:51:36.100 between the conception and the creation between the emotion and the response falls the shadow
00:51:42.980 between the desire and the spasm between the potency and the existence between the essence and
00:51:48.100 the descent falls the shadow for thine is life is for thine is
00:51:55.620 this is the way the world ends this is the way the world ends this is the way the world ends
00:52:00.900 it's not with a bang
00:52:05.940 that's a that's a cards against humanity card
00:52:09.700 that's a t.s elliott
00:52:14.100 oh leonard cohen
00:52:15.300 oh jesus i sent you the coordinates
00:52:20.020 okay
00:52:22.100 in telegram
00:52:24.020 see if you can share i don't know why the
00:52:25.620 fuck it doesn't come up when i share
00:52:28.180 i wonder how many people in the city live in furnished rooms late at night when i look out at
00:52:33.220 the buildings i swear i see a face in every window looking back at me and when i turn away i
00:52:38.740 i wonder how many go back to their desks and write this down what are we what are you even reading
00:52:45.300 from uh i'm reading from a book uh no shit well you'd be surprised uh it's called a parade of lines
00:52:59.940 it is about when justin trudeau went to india and snorted a bunch of coke
00:53:08.900 it's basically um what is this i'll read you the preface of it after it's a full page
00:53:15.540 yeah like just little clips of like what shakespeare elliott
00:53:20.580 exactly it's everything and it's so great i love it anyway that's what i'm doing
00:53:27.380 there's a well-known irish writer
00:53:30.180 jesus okay
00:53:33.540 okay i'm putting in the coordinates
00:53:35.140 yeah just put them in google maps and then it'll take you right to it
00:53:43.060 it was a fun little fun little thing but it seems like there might be an explanation
00:53:51.060 i did it is a potential possibility
00:53:56.820 okay
00:53:59.860 i don't know what
00:54:01.380 what am i doing google maps you said it was yeah google maps um basically there's like a group of
00:54:06.980 google map nerds that you know like we like to play pindia uh these people like to just scour the
00:54:15.300 satellite view yeah and just look for weird anomalies and so on and so forth
00:54:24.500 somebody happened upon this uh train yard in la and it was uh quite concerning
00:54:31.620 yeah it's freaky man
00:54:34.420 scary yeah
00:54:35.060 well it's definitely weird as fuck especially when you consider all the things that are
00:54:42.420 actually around this particular area nobody's gonna do that as a joke because uh that's too much
00:54:48.580 it's over the top to be a joke and not only that you can get in
00:54:52.740 shit with the law you can get arrested for around doing that because if the law ever saw that they did
00:54:56.980 they sent out a whole team and it was just a bunch of kids joking around well then they'd be in the
00:55:01.220 shit man right yeah okay here we go all right and this sorry so once you share it i can uh i can
00:55:11.460 instruct you where to go it's this is a fun little are we sharing yeah yeah can you see it oh no i can't
00:55:20.260 see it yet oh oh it says oh okay it's i see it down here but now it's gone
00:55:31.700 oh that's why i think i gotta do this window
00:55:35.940 try that again i think that was my people make fun of me eh
00:55:39.220 listen no one's making fun of you listen listen here at least we can get on the air
00:55:45.700 and shit like fucking do you think you'd have your shit on the ball by now yeah well this
00:55:50.020 fucking this guy over here this his problem
00:55:58.660 i'm gonna laugh man i can't even go okay can we see it now
00:56:05.060 no what did you do you it up man do whatever you did before
00:56:10.500 do what you did before because it was down here can you see it now on the uh
00:56:16.900 yes okay thank you okay now i know what to do the area with the red dot is the actual like yard
00:56:26.180 we're looking at and then yeah as you start to zoom in i mean you can already see the one down in the
00:56:32.260 bottom corner there it's a very large says help yeah and then as you zoom in there's more and more
00:56:42.580 and more and more and more and more all over this fucking area
00:56:52.100 yeah right like look at this this is absolutely
00:56:55.540 fucking wild i took a bit of effort now the other crazy thing is okay so you see all of this
00:57:02.020 now if if you go oh definitely because like those are like large pieces of something anyway like i think
00:57:10.260 some of it might be like piping or or something i don't know but if you stick the yellow man on that
00:57:15.860 overpass that's like right at the edge there yeah like here
00:57:20.580 it's all walled off looks like though like this one yeah like a little more on the overpass though
00:57:29.140 no over yeah right there right there perfect so now spin around and like you can see this from the road
00:57:39.860 you gotta turn the camera yeah i'm trying listen i don't know you act like i know what i'm doing
00:57:50.580 just click on the middle of the screen and move your mouse to the left yeah go to your right
00:58:00.420 i don't have a mouse i just told you click on the middle of the screen or middle of the screen
00:58:06.020 and move your mouse left i see like this oh my god yeah whatever the fuck you click with then
00:58:13.060 i am if you go anywhere you can't go anymore wrong way though that's weird
00:58:22.260 stop yelling at me i'm doing it where you want me to go so tell me where you want me to go the little
00:58:26.980 man i can't yeah yeah
00:58:33.300 so keep going keep going keep going that's a yeah right there
00:58:35.860 do you want me to go no why are you turning back to the left go back to the right
00:58:44.260 i'm not turning anywhere i fucking told you a million times go right
00:58:49.780 oh my god this is unbelievable this way i can't go any further it won't let me go any further go
00:58:55.860 backwards oh there you go it's right there you go backwards right here right here i can see it now
00:59:02.100 okay the other way all right i should you be quiet yeah okay okay so right there
00:59:12.020 you can see where it says it now right here if you notice on the sidewalk
00:59:19.060 it also says help there right there it's just in uh like red paint right on the edge of the sidewalk
00:59:27.300 that's all right yeah wire wire fence all around it too eh which is understandable because you're in
00:59:32.500 the city help yeah that works actually well and this is now however uh there is a hole in the fence so
00:59:42.260 like we're looking straight on um to the left there's a fence there and apparently there's like a bunch of homeless
00:59:50.020 shit um that's like there and there's a hole in that fence so that's how they're getting in
00:59:56.500 um now the other thing is if you go back to the satellite view
01:00:01.620 so just click the x in the top right corner
01:00:07.940 because this is the other thing that i found weird so the building directly to the left zoom out just a little bit
01:00:16.500 a little bit more okay so this building over here to the left
01:00:20.500 left that's across yeah that's the uh yeah yeah let that come up
01:00:26.340 los angeles police air support division and that's an lapd department right there
01:00:35.620 so i mean obviously they're aware of what's going on over there right that much is for sure but what i
01:00:43.620 found weird is that still there you can't find anything on this it's not like anybody's ever
01:00:48.500 done a news story on it nobody's brought it to anybody's attention nowhere can you find any
01:00:54.180 information on it who owns the property however though
01:01:00.340 but it's part of the rail yard that's because it yeah yeah actually go up a little bit
01:01:05.860 oh it's rail ties and uh because you'll see the massive train yeah well there's it's a whole bunch
01:01:13.140 of stuff in there actually like it's like piles of concrete it's like blocks it's just a bunch of
01:01:19.540 really like i think that's just like they're kind of junk yeah basically yeah um but if you zoom out
01:01:27.460 a little bit you'll be able to see like right next to it is a ton of shipping container so that's where
01:01:32.500 well yeah because there's uh the word traffico is in there somewhere but yeah there's and that's
01:01:40.100 why everybody was kind of wondering if it's like human trafficking because right to the above it there
01:01:47.460 what are you doing why do you just keep zooming in and out well there's a huge this is a
01:01:52.420 this is loading docks and stuff right here obviously there's a whole bunch of
01:01:56.340 shit getting loaded all up in here so i'm looking at what's around it yeah potentially yeah yeah well
01:02:05.380 the there's also like a massive yard of shipping containers that's part of the yard uh that has all
01:02:15.220 the help yeah that was the other thing that was really strange yeah right there see all the green and
01:02:22.500 that's all shipping containers and that's railroads for union specific so it was like all the shipping
01:02:28.820 shit goes right there so everybody was wondering if it was about you know uh it wouldn't be hard to
01:02:34.340 smuggle anything man people drugs it's human trafficking or not and i mean it's still kind of up in the
01:02:40.820 yeah yeah well i mean it is still up in the air as to what it is like there was a guy on twitter uh
01:02:53.540 goes by la guy has a series of videos because he actually drove to the site and started to talk to
01:02:59.860 people and it's i guess there's a a homeless encampment that's right by there uh and this is uh
01:03:06.660 this is the one okay what's the name of the dog seuss yeah and seuss belongs to someone here oh oh
01:03:11.700 sorry yeah yeah i'm careful yeah yeah soose belongs to she she so that dog is named seuss and seuss has
01:03:20.900 an own because you know what she was tied up in the rain he he was tied oh i thought it was a he yeah
01:03:25.780 yeah he was tied up in the rain oh wow and so i was filming because everybody wants to know why there's
01:03:32.500 the help sign you see all those oh this is this one guy he always he puts that is that guy's name
01:03:38.100 jose yes okay that's what they told me yeah yeah so there's a guy named jose who just keeps putting
01:03:42.740 help always yes he does that and do you is jose here he's not here but he's always like on that side
01:03:47.940 of like under the bridge like and he's just messes always always writes that down yes all the time
01:03:52.900 the reason people are probably coming today is because they put it online yeah no no he's the one that
01:03:57.620 puts it all the time you know but he puts it all the time yeah he writes it everywhere i don't know
01:04:02.900 if you see it yeah there's like help and then a bunch of stuff in spanish yeah he puts it that's
01:04:07.460 supposed to be human trafficking yeah human trafficking that's what everybody's saying online is that
01:04:12.020 they're worried about it is it that or is it like a prank we don't know i mean he just always for some
01:04:18.340 reason it's been years that he's been doing yeah it's been on google maps shows it yeah but you know
01:04:24.340 really i don't know he just always writes that down for what reason yeah i do not know no i don't
01:04:29.700 yeah come on all right thank you have a good one that's the weirder part too though is that
01:04:36.340 he's been doing it for years so how is it that we just find out about it now because like this i
01:04:43.060 don't know this looks like something that would need to be looked into like like you said there's
01:04:49.940 all different words like this is human trafficking yeah well there's one okay so where you're yeah
01:04:56.740 right there that's the one that i've been really perplexed by because i can't you can't get in close
01:05:03.060 enough and there's actually there is another spot that google maps doesn't zoom in enough but i did see
01:05:09.780 a picture um actually fuck lee sent so there's something that's there's something here and then there's
01:05:17.140 something here underneath and then there's something here and you can tell that they've
01:05:22.980 been like rubbed out yeah yeah like somebody's gone over and like like somebody's like edited this
01:05:30.900 do you know what i mean like the one above la tv is kind of a little bit like this one says it looks
01:05:35.780 like it says terrorismo dose something which is right right here it says fbi something that says
01:05:46.900 something right here got a little fucking scuffed out looks like yeah like somebody it looks like
01:05:52.100 someone's coming in and like brushing it do you know what i mean like like something right here has
01:05:56.180 been brushed out because there's something there it says federal something they're brushing out some
01:06:02.980 stuff yeah they have brushed out some stuff yeah yeah like a hundred percent yeah it's definitely weird
01:06:11.540 right and and that's the other thing is like if this has been happening for years you've got the
01:06:16.180 lapd is right talking next door practically with an air unit so obviously they see it so it was kind of
01:06:25.140 confusing confusing but this one kind of yeah i don't know if this really helps to understand a bit
01:06:36.020 enough but or this there's a sign that this guy found
01:06:42.980 yeah that's probably he's right he's an activist kind of guy maybe
01:06:49.220 right so like yeah it's basically saying like
01:06:54.500 he's i guess against the abuse that the lapd does on the homeless like but then why is he writing human
01:07:02.740 traffico and like this is the part that i'm really confused over
01:07:12.660 yeah yeah there's a lot of confusion especially
01:07:18.500 that if it's been happening for years like like how did how does nobody know
01:07:23.540 oh like
01:07:27.540 it's absolutely wild though yeah this is wild
01:07:35.700 yeah like look at all the homeless
01:07:38.340 it is easy to say that it was a crazy homeless guy but it's also kind of weird because in a way
01:07:44.660 like it's like like is it crazy homeless
01:07:50.340 your legs fucking up
01:07:53.460 he's got it totally right you have to go out and come back in you're lagging again
01:08:00.260 and a homeless situation that's for sure but yeah it's just it's wild
01:08:03.860 the fuck man there you go yeah i told him to go out he's lagging like fucking crazy
01:08:15.860 yeah it tends to work when you jump out and jump back in again for some
01:08:19.540 yeah sometimes his computer the um it just slows down for some reason but this is just like it to me
01:08:26.740 this is just insane well it could be dude but uh or he's got nothing else to do he just he's a homeless
01:08:35.060 guy he wants to send a message so he's saying a message because he knows people will be looking from
01:08:39.940 above and sure um it's easy to dismiss as a crazy homeless dude doing that shit right i mean that's
01:08:48.500 the thing right a lot of work though it's like this guy's committed yeah or something some might
01:08:53.940 say oh he needs to be committed but but he's definitely committed that's a lot of work man it
01:08:58.100 took a lot of time a lot of effort to do that look at these chop shops right
01:09:04.500 holy christ is there a car question oh
01:09:11.220 holy moly yeah there's all the scrap yeah they're just oh yeah like there's people being trafficked here
01:09:17.620 for sure this is like the hotbed yeah i can see it you know
01:09:29.300 but i'm sure there's tunnels man yeah it's out i mean
01:09:36.180 it's very likely yeah but it's also the strangest part too of those that big ass train
01:09:44.260 yard right there too right like i mean quite clearly there very likely is i mean maybe it's
01:09:49.860 just because this guy's homeless and hears them in the container could be yeah but everything's there
01:09:56.900 i mean if you were going to be a trafficker of like a mass trafficker boom you have everything
01:10:02.020 there right next to the la transportation center which is one of the big trucking
01:10:07.220 like there's a ton of things about this that are fucking sucks crazy there's a lot of stuff back in
01:10:17.300 there you got i know there's the uh sheriff's like the la county sheriff's jail is there the
01:10:23.380 fucking la pd with their air support support unit you got all the fucking transportation companies so you
01:10:31.620 you got train you got rail truck and air support if you if you needed it and all the highways are
01:10:36.980 there and this is a not there's even a flex bus stop there we can take the bus there
01:10:42.980 jesus christ wow that's that serious
01:10:49.700 fuck that but like it's it's now the real question is though is this just some weird homeless guy who has
01:10:55.700 a problem with the way the lapd treat them or is this some crazy homeless guy that knows something
01:11:02.580 yeah i know it yeah yeah that's right that's the real question now yeah
01:11:10.980 that's insane because like i mean yeah like you said like where it is like it's really like it's
01:11:16.500 right next to the freeways like that's like at a pretty like that junction is really busy
01:11:20.820 i'm trying to figure out where the homeless encampment that he was walking because they uh
01:11:28.100 if you go to la guy's twitter he's got a series of videos and actually it seemed like he may have
01:11:33.300 been in some danger while he was there but uh a lot a lot of sketchy motherfuckers in there
01:11:39.860 but yeah he was just they were saying that the guy just fucking for years or whatever and then
01:11:45.380 it became about the dog for some reason that was weird but yeah i don't know and it just again it
01:11:54.180 seems strange to me that this is also like out in the open but there's no like it's not like anybody's
01:12:00.260 ever done a news story to cover it because you would think that this would be something that they'd be
01:12:04.100 like hey what's this yeah why does it say help on a fucking sidewalk why is there you know why does
01:12:11.540 why is there a ton of help signs in a fucking rail yard why does it say human traffico
01:12:17.140 or why why aren't the why aren't the news even jumping on there and saying it's nothing to worry
01:12:21.380 about you know but even for them to come on just do a quick yeah there's nothing to worry about for
01:12:26.740 all you people out there wondering what's going on this is just a crazy old man whatever like why
01:12:31.220 are they doing that a good exact good question man like why aren't they fucking because normally they
01:12:35.380 would come out and say and debunk it right like this yeah right well okay that was kind of what
01:12:44.180 i was thinking because like i was talking about with it about it last night she's talking maybe it's
01:12:48.260 like a stunt like a publicity stunt but well if it's a publicity stunt where the fuck's the publicity
01:12:52.580 where's the publicity right like why hasn't this been a some sort of story somewhere
01:12:59.860 right like i can maybe understand if you're driving by maybe you don't notice right but if
01:13:07.540 you're walking on that sidewalk and going over that overpass you can see it right you can see it from
01:13:15.380 the road but it's definitely weird well i mean obviously it is a stunt to get attention by jose for sure
01:13:26.500 um but the question is attention to what exactly
01:13:33.220 that's the real question you see it from that bridge there's a big billboard that's right there
01:13:38.980 so people are obviously going in and changing that billboard and if you look at where the billboard is
01:13:47.940 it's literally right in front of the giant help yeah well and and the spray painted help on the
01:13:55.940 the fucking sidewalk like the fuck yeah but they see crazier shit though in that area you know
01:14:07.060 yeah it's it's definitely wild that's for sure but like look at them all you can see from here
01:14:14.980 yeah like there's another one there there's one there like well and actually i think i think that
01:14:20.420 one that you just pointed to this one is if if you look up la guy actually he's got
01:14:27.860 maybe i'll do that but there's another one there look no no i'm telling you like the one that you
01:14:34.100 had just pointed to is actually a whole bunch of stuff like it's a bunch of bunch of words that are
01:14:41.940 posted there i remember lee sent it to me and i was confused because i hadn't seen that one before
01:14:46.420 but that's because the satellite view you can't you can't notice it but this la guy he went out and
01:14:53.700 took pictures and it's it's look at them all yeah yeah it's everywhere
01:15:04.500 holy shit like look
01:15:07.380 yeah like every view there's a different like they're here
01:15:11.220 yeah like on every single piece of wood every single like they're spray painted on everything
01:15:19.220 and then there's words on the words this is crazy dude
01:15:27.860 this is and just the fact that yeah and just the fact that it's never been topic of conversation
01:15:32.740 until a bunch of google map nerds found it
01:15:35.060 like how how did people walking by not ever say anything how did the lapd flying overhead never be
01:15:45.060 like hey what's that yeah that's that's right and they have news helicopters all the fucking time in
01:15:52.660 la how have they not seen it because i i figured that's something that you know if you see you're gonna
01:16:00.980 be like hey what is that that's kind of what my theory is too koala mama maybe all the locals know
01:16:07.380 he is a psychosis or schizophrenic or something okay that might be possible but at the same time the
01:16:13.300 the news chopper doesn't know that and news choppers fly all around now other people right like one i mean
01:16:19.700 there's so many yeah it's really insane if you just look at the screen like it's insane how many that
01:16:32.660 you can see by just like and every time i move the screen i feel like i see more yep like that's that's
01:16:39.540 kind of how i felt last night when i was like fucking going all around this area looking at it i'm like
01:16:44.180 it's just they're everywhere right and there's news choppers that fly over that every day
01:16:49.300 multiple times man and they don't have any questions
01:16:55.140 like lAPD's there too right like
01:17:00.340 so is it just a case of ah it's just a crazy old man you know
01:17:06.500 apparently he might have something to say i don't know who is this crazy old man let's have him on the
01:17:11.300 news and like yeah and if you look at that big black the big black sign there like that doesn't
01:17:18.660 look like that was easy to do necessarily like what is that material it's fencing i think metal
01:17:24.340 fencing it looks like metal fencing yeah which is maybe but you could roll that into position i guess
01:17:30.420 but still a bit of work okay but yeah like there's there's a lot of like first of all where did it come
01:17:35.780 from mine too i guess but and like there's a construction site going on over there too
01:17:41.380 yeah like again like it's not like people are not active in this does somebody live here oh yeah that's
01:17:49.860 where the homeless are okay so there's someone close yeah and there's a hole in the fence over there
01:17:56.500 somewhere that they're getting through um because this is where uh the la guy was walking on that
01:18:03.140 bridge and he looked down and saw somebody's dog there that's what led to the dog stuff he saw a
01:18:08.340 dog tied up and then he went and he was like investigating about the dog and asking about the
01:18:12.500 signs and and whatnot but but yeah it's just so weird yeah okay that does well it looks like fencing
01:18:21.940 and something else because what's that it's got like writing on it yeah yeah it's spray paint so it's
01:18:28.100 probably n-g-i-e look like french or something weird it won't let me zoom in anymore
01:18:40.020 yeah they all got some stuff no it won't let me zoom in anymore whoops whoops jesus christ
01:18:50.340 sorry i'm not very good i don't have a mouse i mean the cops the cops might be on it now but i mean the
01:18:56.420 thing is though is that apparently the guy's been doing it for years so
01:19:02.420 yeah i feel like there's something more
01:19:08.180 you would also think too that if like why wouldn't anybody be there to like
01:19:12.180 you know start taking these away right like you you would think that that would be a logical step
01:19:21.380 as well that you'd be like well okay we're gonna get rid of this
01:19:26.420 yeah because they're still using the air
01:19:32.020 fucking wild just like well yeah and i know i know like this
01:19:38.020 there's there's a part of this that's a construction site right now like when you go to the satellite view
01:19:44.020 you'll see that there's like a road that kind of goes into it um but doesn't actually go into it
01:19:51.060 and right now when you do the street view on it it's just got some construction vehicles
01:19:56.980 yeah that right there yeah
01:20:03.940 it's so like yeah this is where we were looking
01:20:09.060 yeah
01:20:09.380 and like that's pretty large too right like
01:20:16.820 it's not exactly small
01:20:23.860 wow
01:20:26.660 that's cool
01:20:29.220 i mean i i feel like this is definitely a rabbit hole that that something should go down
01:20:34.420 yeah yeah but it's certainly gotten a lot of attention in the last 24 hours that's for sure
01:20:44.980 last night it was like last night it was pretty much all i was like looking at it
01:20:49.140 it was just constant back in that's why nobody wants to they think that the end of the rabbit hole
01:20:56.100 is just crazy old man right it's like oh why waste your time looking any further up in the sea
01:21:01.540 here i'll read that oh i mean you hope it's just crazy old man that's for sure
01:21:06.740 well not all the time i mean i sometimes the rabbit holes are terrifying other times they're fun but
01:21:14.820 i mean holy moly well i i think for those that truly know what's happening it's a goddamn nightmare
01:21:22.740 right yeah i couldn't imagine being uh like any kind of police officer that has to look into
01:21:31.620 crimes against children because i mean you got to see a lot of that
01:21:38.740 oh i mean doing what i did for some time um
01:21:45.940 i saw some stuff
01:21:49.300 yeah i definitely don't doubt that it's and i can't imagine what that does to the
01:21:55.140 fucking the mental state after a while right like yeah it's uh well a lot of
01:22:01.540 those uh positions a lot of those roles have um your schedule is like a couple of days on and then
01:22:10.020 some time off right like you have three days on and then you get like six or seven days off and then
01:22:15.460 you're four days on and you know um because you have to do it that way you can't the things that you
01:22:22.660 have to like you it's hard you see things
01:22:28.660 yeah right absolutely
01:22:32.100 though like and and the things you see are terrible terrible
01:22:39.140 it's terrible terrible
01:22:41.780 oh no did i believe that i did too son of a bitch
01:22:49.300 i'll be right back okay
01:22:52.100 well
01:22:54.500 oh my god
01:22:58.580 you know you could stop sharing that could work too but anyway but yeah that was uh that was my weird
01:23:06.180 my weird rabbit hole last night
01:23:09.700 switch that around
01:23:12.660 talking around and uh trying to figure out what was behind all these help signs but
01:23:18.180 we'll see if anybody with a uh a better ability can take it
01:23:22.820 yeah well you need people down there and
01:23:25.700 investigating and shit find out you know
01:23:29.060 yeah well and i mean
01:23:29.860 who runs the property and who that guy is and somebody the locals would know who the guy is
01:23:36.180 try to find the guy and well the thing too is is like with the with the sign where it's talking about
01:23:42.660 uh you know lapd abuses houseless people and that if you call about helps work
01:23:50.420 though that you're you're in the wrong or whatnot it's like okay you know what i i could go
01:23:55.300 with yeah it's just some crazy homeless dude that's upset about treatment from police but
01:24:03.380 why does it say human traffico
01:24:07.940 yeah
01:24:09.140 right like that's the part that i'm like eh
01:24:12.260 what
01:24:13.380 yeah
01:24:14.980 like i can understand help a whole bunch of times and maybe writing l lapd because that's who you have
01:24:20.660 your problem with but i mean it also says federal it also says human traffico and there's a few other
01:24:27.540 things that we just simply can't make out and i gotta find that one that lee sent me and read it out
01:24:33.060 that was the uh the small pile there that
01:24:39.780 i couldn't read where was that
01:24:44.740 my eyes are bad but i mean i was trying to make out some of that
01:24:46.980 that shit some of them look like names next above lapd look like a name but it looks like
01:24:51.060 okay here it is here it is so the this was like off to the side of the uh the black help sign
01:25:01.700 and it was just a bunch of words it just says fbi wanted money makers police metro
01:25:10.900 um and then there's names hilda garcia that's what i thought it was names man and what is l.a china
01:25:23.220 kevin de leon
01:25:26.420 oh shit eh
01:25:29.220 fuck um i don't really know what that name is something fiera
01:25:36.580 can't make it what that first name is supposed to be uh jose well i'm guessing this might be jose jose
01:25:49.860 cesar's limon adriana solace
01:25:54.340 i don't know what that one is
01:26:03.780 i don't know what that one is either that that's like it's that
01:26:08.980 section oh wait does that say section what what i can't see it man if i could i probably would be
01:26:16.180 in there that's
01:26:19.860 fucking weird yeah i don't know now i'm wondering these people that are missing or these are people
01:26:24.580 that are responsible these people that shouldn't be looking at or into probably find out let's find
01:26:29.940 oh let's google hilda garcia oh
01:26:44.660 i'm wondering if these might be uh lapd names i don't know maybe that's why they burned them out
01:26:50.420 yeah that's the hilda garcia that we're talking about it's weird how they blur the names out not
01:26:59.780 the rest of the why wouldn't they blur out the helps i guess yeah i don't know
01:27:08.020 because maybe they want people to think it's a crazy old man right
01:27:13.380 maybe crazy old man's got something to say
01:27:15.060 well there is a hilda garcia political coordinator seiu local 721
01:27:28.660 as a political coordinator i recruit train and coordinate members for political fundraisers
01:27:34.580 coordinate electoral campaigns and legislative meetings
01:27:37.860 hmm interesting yeah actually that that is actually kind of interesting
01:27:47.700 strange why is your name in a fucking rail yard
01:27:54.180 screaming for help do you need help there hilda yeah what the
01:27:59.220 what the fuck or maybe bars i don't know let's just hold on because we might have another option
01:28:08.500 on watch the watchers.net is hilda garcia maybe a police officer in la
01:28:18.260 where the one hilda garcia is a yeah actually hilda e garcia
01:28:24.660 actually that was
01:28:29.700 what's that oh
01:28:32.660 but yeah hilda e garcia is an lapd officer
01:28:37.220 she's 57
01:28:39.940 5 4 weighs 155 pounds badge number four nine six eight
01:28:46.180 hey regular pay 138 thousand nine hundred and twenty-two dollars and twenty-nine cents
01:28:54.980 her overtime pay was fifteen thousand two hundred and seventy
01:28:57.940 holy fuck man
01:28:58.900 good money eh
01:29:00.420 we got our health
01:29:01.460 ben holy jesus so regular pay was one hundred and thirty-eight thousand
01:29:06.180 overtime pay was fifteen thousand other pay was another thirteen thousand it's twelve
01:29:10.900 thousand in health benefits and uh at about sixty-five grand in retirement pay right now for hilda
01:29:18.340 garcia
01:29:20.500 if i was hilda i'd be retiring like
01:29:22.260 fuck that shit i'm out of here
01:29:25.220 like that's good coin man i'm making that kind of money
01:29:28.340 like you should be saving up seriously
01:29:30.820 fucking investing man and then get the fuck out of there
01:29:33.860 like never mind getting the full retirement just
01:29:35.860 fucking invest your shit save your money and then fucking beat it beat the feet
01:29:42.260 oh it's got her email address there too
01:29:45.460 well don't do that because
01:29:46.980 email her up and be like what's your name doing in a fucking rail yard
01:29:51.380 yeah yeah
01:29:53.220 you know
01:29:55.380 well then and then watch the rail yard just
01:29:57.300 fucking all those all that should just be
01:30:00.420 done okay
01:30:01.700 you'd never see it again you'd never see it again
01:30:04.740 oh the old man might go missing for fuck's sakes who knows
01:30:08.260 maybe it wasn't the old man or maybe he's a young man
01:30:10.500 sounds like an old man because he's been doing it for years so
01:30:14.020 all right
01:30:15.620 so i'm gonna guess that the this is the correct hilda garcia now there's the
01:30:20.340 lapd officer is more than likely who that is
01:30:25.700 kevin de leon
01:30:37.380 okay he was a politician looks like he was on city council
01:30:42.580 there is an article in the l.a times that is titled the sad desperate
01:30:53.380 hispandering end of kevin de leon's career
01:30:58.820 that sounds appropriate for a help yard
01:31:03.380 yeah
01:31:04.020 this guy whoever's putting up the help knows what he's talking about i think
01:31:08.100 right yeah right sounds of things those names that are in that yard with the help so i'm
01:31:14.180 fucking
01:31:16.900 that's uh wow i didn't see those names there i knew there was names in there that's what
01:31:21.540 i was my first all right so so far we've had an lapd officer and a former member of
01:31:28.660 the city council of course he could have been a current member at the time because we also don't
01:31:33.380 know when google maps updated that photo and the guy's been doing it for years apparently
01:31:41.460 well google map my house is my old house from way back with a shitty old roof and
01:31:45.700 shit it's embarrassing man i've had a roof for a long time man and painted the place got it all
01:31:53.380 snazzyed up and i'll go to google back my house it looks like shit
01:32:03.620 i'm just trying to see if there's any kind of relevant information with this guy or not
01:32:11.460 i know he lost his election the last one he was in so he's no longer on the city council
01:32:16.980 no pants
01:32:22.020 such a bad idea
01:32:28.740 oh i want a cigarette so bad
01:32:31.940 don't have a smoke man
01:32:35.300 spark it up
01:32:37.220 i quit smoking
01:32:38.980 oh well then don't have a smoke then holy
01:32:41.140 yeah right and i haven't had a smoke i haven't had a drink i'll have one for you so we got that
01:32:47.940 what's the other name
01:32:50.740 it's for you you can't smoke i can so
01:32:55.540 i got one of these i will get cancer for you how's that good i just i i don't care i want to smoke
01:33:02.340 yeah i wish i was the same
01:33:06.020 i just want to smoke cigarettes that's all
01:33:08.020 they're nice
01:33:10.740 yeah
01:33:10.980 so who else do we have
01:33:16.980 i wonder if we can find jose
01:33:20.420 jose
01:33:20.900 jose jose jose jose
01:33:27.060 yeah that's weird like one name's a cop one name's the city council dude
01:33:33.060 i'm assuming everybody else here i don't know about la china though that one seems
01:33:38.020 odd china is always involved in everything man johnny's
01:33:43.700 that's my eyebrow yeah i mean
01:33:46.420 and chinatown is right too that is triad trucking area right see do you want me to put the map up again
01:33:55.700 i mean you can if you want
01:33:58.740 do that because i'm also gonna i'm gonna download this photo here so that i can bring it up so everybody
01:34:03.300 can see what i'm looking at
01:34:10.420 so you do what you gotta do did i share it is it there yeah all right you can see it
01:34:15.780 excuse me if i move it like this and i can see
01:34:22.100 what are you doing i don't know you know what you're doing nope
01:34:41.060 in so many ways
01:34:49.300 that question is applicable in so many ways right now do i have any idea what i'm doing no none
01:34:54.900 whatsoever none
01:34:58.340 not a fucking clue just in case anyone was wondering that's a no from me
01:35:03.060 i wonder how many bodies are buried there so maybe this will work better
01:35:17.060 probably lots
01:35:22.900 yep i feel like you have to go out and come back in again because you're lagging again
01:35:28.660 yeah i didn't know that too i was gonna say something
01:35:32.740 oh no what's wrong yeah no that's because i am uh trying to download
01:35:36.020 you're downloading you're downloading stuffy send it to me so i can download it
01:35:45.460 listen i just want to be clear this is the last time we're using any of this rumble
01:35:49.380 shit i don't like this camera i don't like any of it you'll find on you know what just for
01:35:54.420 that we're using rumble for like another three weeks no we're not you can do it then i'm going
01:35:59.380 to have my own i'm going to have my own streams without you and i'm not going to use rumble
01:36:04.020 i'm going to go back to using stream yard
01:36:09.860 just saying
01:36:14.660 where does that go out
01:36:16.180 shit are you gonna send it out on rumble or something if you want or
01:36:22.020 what if you go on stream area do you want anybody in yeah you can it's the same you just don't i'm
01:36:29.140 just you aren't using rumble as the fucking whatever the fuck as the streaming platform
01:36:35.620 we're going to use stream yard again oh the stream here again that's better or something
01:36:39.780 that was the one that i would
01:36:43.940 oh well she doesn't like that the rumble camera when it's just the two of us zooms in on her
01:36:48.020 she she seems to have a very very big problem with that um but yeah this was the one uh so like
01:36:56.580 when you were looking at street view right when you when you were looking at street view and the
01:37:02.020 little pile of shit that was next to the very large help yeah this is what's there like over here
01:37:09.460 like yeah way over yeah to the left of the h or this there is yeah
01:37:19.780 like that's what that's what it says fbi wanted money makers police metro hilda garcia and la china
01:37:28.900 which we've figured out hilda garcia was an lapd officer kevin de leon who was a former council
01:37:35.700 member um whatever for the era we haven't looked that one up yet and then hose i i think jose cesaro's
01:37:43.780 limon or whatever is probably actually the guy who's doing this i think that's a possibility anyway
01:37:52.180 um obviously because we know that guy's name's jose but adriana's course that right
01:37:58.340 how is that jose there it is wow google's listening i don't even know what that means
01:38:08.260 i don't even know is there anything what is this
01:38:15.300 i don't even know what this is what do i do these names are in the same area okay this is
01:38:22.980 Let's just check me to a tweet of somebody trying to make sense of this particular photograph.
01:38:33.120 It says Hilda Garcia.
01:38:35.320 It says it's unknown here, but that's an LAPD officer.
01:38:38.660 Kevin DeLeon, former member of the California State Senate.
01:38:42.460 Gatita Fiera, who's a singer.
01:38:45.660 Jose Cesar Liman is a dancer.
01:38:49.320 Adriana Solis is an actress slash producer.
01:38:54.640 And then there's L.A., China.
01:38:56.380 They figure that's location.
01:38:57.740 And then it says FBI wanted police metro moneymakers and help.
01:39:01.960 Like, this is...
01:39:04.960 How did I get shit on my sweater already?
01:39:07.900 What the fuck?
01:39:10.880 What is that?
01:39:11.540 And somebody's on this Twitter field is actually wondering if L.A., China might be, like, an alternate name.
01:39:26.460 Latina?
01:39:27.900 For Hilda Garcia.
01:39:31.040 But I don't know.
01:39:32.020 I don't see that because it doesn't say A.K.A.
01:39:34.600 Latina.
01:39:35.380 It just says Hilda Garcia.
01:39:39.340 And is that supposed to be an and?
01:39:41.540 What does that say?
01:39:49.100 Actually, it looks like a G.
01:39:51.180 It looks like it's all written on the moon, for fuck's sake.
01:39:54.080 Yeah, right?
01:39:56.940 What are you looking at?
01:39:59.760 Adriana Solis.
01:40:01.560 Yeah, which is apparently an actress.
01:40:04.680 Paul, Paul, Paul.
01:40:08.240 See?
01:40:09.960 Yeah, like, we know, we've now figured out the names.
01:40:13.020 Like, Hilda is a cop.
01:40:16.080 Kevin DeLeon was a former member of the California State Senate.
01:40:20.260 Katia Fiera is a singer.
01:40:23.160 And Jose Cesar Limon is a dancer.
01:40:27.580 What's the blast thing?
01:40:30.920 That I don't know.
01:40:31.860 Like, the one on the bottom?
01:40:35.200 Secret?
01:40:36.320 Secret?
01:40:37.380 I have no idea what that says.
01:40:39.120 Cedric?
01:40:40.400 Cedric?
01:40:41.140 I've been trying to figure that one out.
01:40:43.220 Redieres?
01:40:44.120 Cedric?
01:40:44.900 Cedric?
01:40:45.300 Cedric?
01:40:45.500 Cedric?
01:40:45.820 Yeah, right?
01:40:47.900 Like, it looks like it's S-E-C-H-E-E-T-R-A-D-D.
01:40:56.200 And I think F-I-R-E-S.
01:41:00.240 So I'm not really sure what the fuck that's supposed to mean.
01:41:08.380 So cheap?
01:41:10.640 Cedric?
01:41:11.700 I don't know.
01:41:12.360 It's weird, man.
01:41:12.960 I'm trying to think of it.
01:41:13.480 It looks like it's trying to, like a Spanish fucking word.
01:41:17.900 right well that's what makes this so fucking wild though right like it's like trying to piece it
01:41:23.700 all together and understand what the fuck is this guy trying to say right yeah
01:41:28.860 i just can't get any clearer than that because that pop one's bugging me yeah
01:41:38.380 yeah i don't get it this sounds like adriana is in pop somewhere like pop in the guinea
01:41:46.600 the last one looks like it's portuguesa you know pop up i don't know no it's somebody's like
01:41:57.700 actually you know what i bet you any money that that's probably a movie she was in
01:42:05.400 because it says the like it looks like it says in before that word yeah and yeah
01:42:13.480 like there's a gap in between yeah so i think that because adriana solace was uh was that the
01:42:21.820 fucking what's she again but he says it here adriana solace actress slash producer
01:42:29.080 was she acting in any russian fucking things because it looks like russian man
01:42:34.060 well maybe she maybe they're maybe they're trafficking people for their movies i mean
01:42:40.280 it's entirely possible of course and then there's like some other words that look like they've been
01:42:44.520 kind of messed up and you can't make them out um and yeah whatever the fuck that is on the bottom i don't
01:42:52.120 i don't i don't understand that word
01:42:56.120 or like is it one word is it two words is it
01:43:04.360 i don't know man
01:43:07.760 it's a fucking mystery it's weird though
01:43:11.120 it's so last last three word letters are like q c u e or it could be an r u e or it could be
01:43:20.800 i don't know it looks like an e for some reason the last one all right it's like p o p g n c u e
01:43:29.520 p on q the g can be silent pop pop kind of
01:43:39.360 because i feel like that's just saying a movie that she was in weird it's giving me a headache
01:43:45.200 trying to fucking figure this shit out and reading it's like a you need a dyslexic guy to read this
01:43:49.680 shit get someone with alex i guarantee you find someone with genuine dyslexia they'll probably read
01:43:55.600 that oh what you stupid fuckers didn't know that it's this word like fucking boom this guy might
01:44:00.320 have had dyslexia when he wrote this shit down in the sand on the moon weird she's known for a
01:44:07.920 movie called cargo fuck oh i mean you know every time you look up fucking something it's like wait what
01:44:17.760 the fuck jesus it is getting weird yes it's definitely getting weird
01:44:25.600 it wasn't weird it wasn't weird before it's getting weird like a synopsis to this or
01:44:33.600 um i feel like it
01:44:40.320 but it's funny that she was in something called cargo
01:44:43.040 right that's what you said that
01:44:47.120 started like cargo ships and containers and shipping containers and stuff it's like
01:44:50.560 hmm wait a minute there why is imdb so fucking gay like so yeah there's definitely words in there
01:45:00.720 that yeah like i mean it's all it's all
01:45:08.640 that's it's interesting it's i feel like it's one of those those pictures that you see in the mall when
01:45:13.440 you walk by that have like something that's hidden in it and you have to like look at it at the right
01:45:18.560 angle at the right time with the right fucking eyeballs you know and then you see it if you stare
01:45:25.600 you're supposed to go up to it close focus on one spot in the center of it and then walk backwards and
01:45:30.800 don't don't move your eyes and just let your eyes easily that's one way or if you you look past it like
01:45:38.320 that's what i would do i used to catch them right away and i'd walk up to those pictures man and all
01:45:43.120 i did was focus my eyes like i'm looking at a field something far off in a field and your eyes will
01:45:47.760 focus like like you're looking at a you know a tractor at a field somewhere then i'd see it like boom
01:45:54.800 or you can trick your eyes into focusing that way and then back it up those are cool pictures i
01:45:59.760 don't see those anymore man it was a trend for a bit yeah what are those called um there's a whole book
01:46:05.200 you can get them then they're pretty neat i sent you a link it's the uh i believe it should be the
01:46:11.120 trailer to cargo okay let's fucking rattles here we go whatever why not it's fucking monday what
01:46:20.240 else is there to do and this one's fucking weird so i'm into it okay wait okay joink and
01:46:29.440 yeah latina diddy it's possible
01:46:38.000 but the the thing that is kind of weirding me out though i mean unless
01:46:41.440 unless that one word was supposed to be penthouse which it doesn't look like it
01:46:45.600 there we go all right so this is this is cargo from 2008
01:47:00.560 is there sound yeah
01:47:19.680 so
01:47:30.560 it looks like it's exactly what we thought it was about
01:47:37.680 oh my fuck about people being trapped definitely seems that way yeah yeah
01:47:44.560 yeah that's strange you know strange
01:47:48.560 um
01:47:51.680 what the fuck
01:47:54.960 she was producer on penthouse tv movie and azacar morena also a tv movie
01:48:05.040 and all of you ever like and this is the okay this is kind of weird too
01:48:09.520 i don't know if anybody else would find it as weird as i do but
01:48:12.800 but so she's listed as a producer for penthouse a tv movie um azacar morena which was also a tv movie
01:48:24.880 all in 2008 along with cargo which was also 2008
01:48:30.560 and then imdb doesn't have recredited with anything up until 2015 uh which appears to be a movie called housekeeping
01:48:40.800 which apparently had some good reviews
01:48:43.920 uh
01:48:51.040 let me okay what's
01:48:53.040 what's the summary the summary for that one is lucy castillo a young med student has just given up a
01:48:58.880 five summer internship to bail out her troubled younger brother sal
01:49:04.720 again he needs cash fast and after being unable to find a job
01:49:08.560 lucy reluctantly accepts the too good to be true position as a housekeeper offered to her through a friend of a friend
01:49:18.400 and it's what ends up happening things start to take a disturbing turn however as the job reveals itself to be anything but normal
01:49:25.520 her never seen employer seems to have a dark side lucy's own haunted past begins to reappear tormenting her yada yada yada yada
01:49:32.480 yada okay so it just seems like a lot of weirdness let's just say that a lot of things that are um like
01:49:43.440 you know coincidences yeah right well i think that explains the traffic oh right because you're like
01:49:52.320 the help thing what sent you down the rabbit hole when you saw the traffic oh things like that's kind of
01:49:57.760 what sent you there in the first place like help thing could be written off as a crazy man but then the
01:50:02.080 traffic oh part especially in the geographic area that's in right where they're at um where it's at
01:50:09.520 and let me see i think uh no i think i think you're onto something i think and then they threw that
01:50:14.800 actress's name in there because they need people to look up that movie and i mean maybe
01:50:20.000 right so you can't just dismiss it now like you have to look into it like there could be something
01:50:25.600 whoever that guy is that put that name goes i don't know i'd be a little concerned if i was in
01:50:30.480 i mean you might might be have a fucking target on your back or something but yeah this is kind of
01:50:35.040 interesting too though because this this this comment might actually be correct
01:50:41.840 because as i'm now i'm now moved on to the jose cesar lemons or whatever and i don't really see
01:50:50.880 a relevant one it's just this one twitter account that is suggesting that jose
01:50:55.200 cesares leman okay no he's got a question mark they're asking if it's a dancer
01:51:04.800 so i don't know maybe the jose might still be the guy who's actually fucking doing this
01:51:11.120 right like he might just be putting his own name up there and that the guy that i'm looking
01:51:16.160 at on twitter is just confusing jose cesar lemons with the jose's whatever the
01:51:20.880 buck elts lemons whatever well he's in that he was in maybe he was in that hemisphere of
01:51:26.400 and he saw some stuff and uh i mean pretend because like the other thing that i'm looking
01:51:32.160 at is with that rail yard right there if this guy's homeless obviously he's got no job he
01:51:36.640 goes nowhere there's a good chance that he's been in the area and hear
01:51:39.840 shit see shit whatever thanks like yeah it's it's just a wild story that's for sure
01:51:50.880 huh well hopefully we don't get knocks on our doors because we're looking into it
01:51:57.440 i mean right now
01:52:00.720 yeah like right now there's a ton of eyes on it yeah i've been seeing it all over twitter now
01:52:05.600 yeah that's uh this is the benefits of going live too is that we're not the only witnesses
01:52:11.600 now like you're gonna kill us all i don't think they're gonna kill us but well they already tried
01:52:19.760 they tried to kill you yeah with vaccines oh you meant like they actually tried to kill you i was
01:52:26.560 like oh my god well every day you're taking your life into your hands now so they're still trying to
01:52:33.280 kill us and they're even ramping it up let's have even more things on the road
01:52:42.800 yeah it's just so wild i wish i knew what the was on the bottom of that though because i i
01:52:48.560 can't make out whatever the hell he's trying to say in there i'd probably take some digging but
01:52:54.000 i wonder if l.a guys got anything new
01:52:56.160 because that guy went right there yeah there has to be somebody i mean there's enough people in la
01:53:04.880 that are you know looking for yeah tech savvy attention that they have to be going and looking into
01:53:12.880 this right yeah so he hasn't posted anything since last night did anybody see those names and look
01:53:21.920 into those names before like well yeah some like one guy tried anyway might have got the dancer name
01:53:28.400 wrong but everybody else he seems to got right um and the last tweet from that uh from la guy on twitter
01:53:34.960 was it's a very dangerous place you can't see it in the video but i'm surrounded
01:53:40.080 fuckers might have tried to ship me but took my chances i was like i rolled in there alone to be
01:53:45.520 disarming so they would talk more they've had enough or my mega hat
01:53:51.920 but he was in there he's trying to ask about the uh the dog that he saw and he was like gonna try
01:53:56.960 to buy it but everybody claims it's their dog i'm getting i don't know there's neither here nor there
01:54:03.040 but it's definitely a very interesting well there are mostly mexicans there that he was
01:54:09.520 showing there in the video so i would assume most of them are all
01:54:12.000 well well i mean it's la so yeah that's that's pretty common i guess i don't know
01:54:18.480 yeah it's also that side of la like it's right down near downtown la right which is not
01:54:27.680 that's like it's not a good part of the city so
01:54:34.080 and it's just kind of in there right like it's weird because it's like secluded but right in the
01:54:40.640 middle of the city right like it's it's weird it's a very uh very interesting you can't see
01:54:46.880 what's under that bridge either because it's probably full of tents and those overpasses
01:54:50.320 and shit probably full of tents under yeah under that overpass there's definitely a bunch of tents
01:54:56.480 and then i'm not sure where the area that he's walking in is but they have like a parking lot
01:55:03.120 uh there's like a parking lot that's full of a bunch of like motor homes and
01:55:08.640 fucking shit like that that people are living in yeah but here in hamilton man in the parks they're
01:55:13.440 like they're when they raid tents for whatever reason the odd time they find guns and knives and
01:55:19.040 shit they're raccoons and i get having i bracket yeah but i get having a knife for protection if i'm
01:55:25.040 living in a fucking tent or camping and i have something right yeah if i'm homeless and living
01:55:30.880 in a tent i'm having weapons in that fucking tent i don't give a god but these some of these homeless
01:55:34.800 guys man they have guns and shit a lot of them do they have guns and stuff illegal guns obviously
01:55:40.320 what are they doing with those uh what do you think right yeah well i'm making money and protecting
01:55:46.560 their shit too right like that's the other aspect because i mean how many fucking homeless people
01:55:50.880 are robbing each other yeah and i know i know that shit goes on in in the encampment we got here
01:55:59.600 right fuck people are like lighting each other's tents on fire and shit
01:56:06.000 that's not cool no it's down there living where nobody could find me i try to find the most
01:56:12.720 included place and the most included well this is almost impossible anywhere in ontario man
01:56:16.880 it doesn't matter you think you're in the middle of nowhere where only fucking indians have touched
01:56:22.640 the soil in 100 years no look down you'll see tim hortons cup yeah what about the north pole man
01:56:28.000 you'll see tim hortons cups and shit it doesn't matter where you go man there's a fucking timmy's cup
01:56:31.760 so you never there's always going to be somebody there right like walking by at some point
01:56:36.720 so if you ever get lost in the woods just whip your neck out and take a piss i can't even see you
01:56:41.600 someone's going to walk by or if you're lost as a couple out in the woods go try to be sasquad what
01:56:46.800 happens someone's going to walk by it's like holy fuck man but you try to be alone you can't even be
01:56:51.200 alone in the great white fucking northeast you think all the woods you think you can go i'm surprised
01:56:55.520 we'll get lost man really yeah chris chris goes out to the woods to if i can get blowjobs from the black
01:57:01.840 flies
01:57:15.120 that's why he always plays that song on his streams
01:57:19.040 you get black flies yeah it grows like three inches
01:57:24.880 what the fuck is wrong with youtube grows in girth so it's more girthy and a little longer a
01:57:29.120 little more girthy than long i like oh
01:57:39.040 it's only good for five minutes and it gets itchy oh god i don't even want
01:57:47.520 what the fuck is that yeah that's where we're at
01:57:53.760 i feel like you're right
01:57:54.800 what is going on here i'm trying to take a training video of my dog early in the morning
01:58:01.200 and rogue bombed by coming outside and taking a piss well yeah i mean the world is your urinal when
01:58:07.840 you're a man yeah i mean you guys seem to whip your dick out wherever you want to take a piss
01:58:14.400 you're fucking right why not it's portable let's go
01:58:22.640 she's jealous we can get you the fishing buddy though you can you can stand up with a fishing buddy
01:58:27.760 oh actually you know what it's a tube that's all it is like so you can stand on the end of a
01:58:33.760 all right talk talk i'm gonna freeze for a minute because i'm gonna go find something there's a there's
01:58:38.960 an old commercial that i just remembered that i want to see if i can find and play so you you do
01:58:44.800 whatever i'm gonna be frozen for a bit well i can look up fishing buddy and bring that up
01:58:50.400 while you're doing that how long i'm gonna be i won't be long you just i'll find a fishing buddy
01:58:56.560 i'll get it here i don't want a fishing buddy i don't need one of the things to pee standing up
01:59:02.240 for multiple reasons one because i have a vagina no you do and i don't need to pee standing up oh you
01:59:11.280 still don't need to pee standing up
01:59:16.080 i think you already have to i feel like i can
01:59:22.480 just i don't know i i didn't have children what can i say
01:59:32.560 didn't sit on a fire hydrant where the
01:59:38.240 oh i typed in bubbies to the buddy
01:59:42.400 that's this is like too damn long i can't find it but it was a product i'm pretty i'm pretty sure it
01:59:47.600 was called the visit right and the commercial was phenomenal because it was like this chick wakes up
01:59:55.200 in bed next to some dude and then she gets up she goes in to take a pass
02:00:00.160 and it's obviously a night after the bar and then the dude wakes up and rolls over well
02:00:06.640 she's left the door open and she's taking her piss and she's got the wizard which allows her to stand
02:00:13.600 up and piss so this guy's just opening his eyes and sees her standing to take a piss and thinks that
02:00:21.920 he just went home with the tranny oh my god and he just quietly slips out the door
02:00:29.120 i imagine the horror yes
02:00:34.880 i see the problem is there i don't think i would have quietly slipped out the door i would open my
02:00:39.680 eyes and went what the
02:00:41.040 oh yeah maybe it's the we the she we maybe i i was pretty sure this one was like specifically in
02:00:51.120 like australia and i think it was called the wizard yeah it could be the she that is possible yeah
02:00:57.680 hi nikki here from purple patch fishing well today i've got one for the ladies only i want to talk
02:01:04.560 to you about a sensitive women's issue how to pee on the boat right uh remember to like the video
02:01:10.960 you can make one of the pvc and let's go and see what's in this little container
02:01:26.000 i don't even know if that's pg
02:01:31.520 she's gonna show us that's enjoying this hot bite but i've got to go to the toilet we're gonna have
02:01:35.040 to go back to the boat ramp are we gonna see some wild australia iris let's have we have to go
02:01:40.960 get a female on the boat is the inconvenience of not being able to go to the toilet on the boat
02:01:48.080 and having to go back to the boat ramp oh well i guess we have to go
02:01:57.360 this is so frustrating
02:02:04.880 i guess this is the problem when you give chris the ability to just put whatever the
02:02:09.360 bucky wants on he just puts it on walks away and gets a beer
02:02:13.280 yeah well we're back at the ramp i'll be back shortly
02:02:16.480 well that's better now we can go fishing
02:02:30.880 she could have just edited this right to the point
02:02:33.680 yeah yeah does it need to last all day like just get to your point lady
02:02:46.240 and that's what it looks like yeah i've seen better so now you've got it assembled
02:02:50.800 it's smaller it's more compatible oh my god that was okay can i just say for the women i'm a female i
02:02:59.840 have a vagina uh are you sure i don't i have tits
02:03:07.440 so i have also a vagina they go with tips and um so the thing about that is i feel like i have somebody
02:03:14.560 who has spent ample time on fishing boats and uh has peed uh
02:03:23.120 pee off the side of the boat like a regular human being yeah or get in the water and go
02:03:29.120 for a piss and then get back in the boat i don't know like there's so many things you can do here
02:03:34.240 before you have to use something that is trying to make you look like you have some type of weird
02:03:40.000 tranny penis but like let's be serious if you have to pee and you're in a boat
02:03:46.480 pull your pants down and hang off the side of the boat like a
02:03:49.520 fucking adult and take a piss it's sketchy though man that's how people fall it's not sketchy
02:03:54.720 yeah i couldn't i wouldn't take a dump over the edge of the boat
02:03:59.760 what are you gonna do are you gonna shit into one of those things fucking no
02:04:04.080 you lean over the side and take a piss like a fucking adult i don't know that just seems really
02:04:08.080 fucking dumb i'm not gonna piss into one of those whatever the fuck that was
02:04:13.040 normalizing fucking having other parts when you have a vagina oh it is a pdc piece of pipe but
02:04:21.200 fucking this thick man just got a little fucking hole in it there and listen soft and cushy hey chris
02:04:28.800 yeah i don't need you to sit down to pee
02:04:33.360 no i don't know i wouldn't say right so what the fuck do you need me to stand up to pee for
02:04:38.080 so you don't fall in and drown that's all i don't need to fall in and drown i'm not gonna
02:04:44.400 fall in and drown once again god made my parts to be fine in all of the situations that's pretty
02:04:51.040 much for drunk people i was gonna say man depends on who you're in the boat with if you're in the
02:04:54.080 boat with a bunch of drunken idiots and they're moving around they they don't even realize it or
02:04:58.160 they do know you're taking a piss they do it on purpose so you will fall in there's those assholes
02:05:03.120 right that's what i'm saying careful you go fishing with i feel like if those assholes are
02:05:08.640 on the boat and i pull out a plastic penis to put over my vagina to take a pee it's not going to end
02:05:14.160 any different well we wouldn't be able we wouldn't be looking anyways if we were gentlemen we'd be
02:05:18.560 looking the other way going yeah i was gonna say through the crack yeah listen i don't know what the
02:05:26.640 fuck you guys are talking like it's not happening whatever i don't i don't care these things are
02:05:31.200 weird to me i'm gonna squat over the side like a regular female right so now he's like now we need
02:05:38.160 all of us to lean over this way so because you're gonna tip the boat if you do that no yeah wait yeah
02:05:43.680 someone's gonna stand on the other side and hold my hands like this
02:05:47.760 i'm not saying you're heavier all right all right i volunteer i volunteer to hold the hands
02:05:56.640 right just so i can let go jesus and you wait till she's done peeing and then let her go with her own
02:06:03.520 pee that's all bubbly and floating on the top right god damn it that's terrible you know the best
02:06:10.640 at least it'll warm the water up do you want me to i feel like the the person that is explaining to
02:06:16.480 me that they're gonna let me go isn't really thinking of the physics in this whole thing here
02:06:20.240 if you're sitting on the other side of the boat and you're holding on to me and you let go of me
02:06:24.560 the momentum is pushing you back as well so you're also going in the water yeah but at least
02:06:30.320 pee water is on the other side listen i'm never getting in a boat with you anyway and if i do
02:06:39.840 i'm gonna hoof you right out of that boat anyway i'm gonna wait until we get right out of the deep
02:06:44.400 water and i'm gonna be like hey john go to the end of the boat and then i'm gonna
02:06:48.640 fucking hoof your ass right out of that fucking boat like you're gonna get yeeted right out of
02:06:55.600 that fucking boat like just fucking like a hoof seriously you should see me roundhouse i will just
02:07:05.920 fucking mortal combat your ass fucking right off the front of that fucking boat but so i hope you can
02:07:11.840 swim well of course water wings who can't swim he's just chuck black people
02:07:22.560 you know you're you know you're gonna see sarah again one of these days right
02:07:26.400 what did he say i'm not even yelling at johnny oh i'm looking oh no oh you said i have a fat ass
02:07:34.080 that's amazing y'all please i'm just gonna roast you yeah that's i wouldn't ever go down you guys
02:07:41.520 can say whatever you want but just so we're uh eddie we're all clear on the same page here
02:07:48.000 sarah sarah doesn't have any body issues and i'm not insecure in any capacity so i'm good
02:07:55.360 if you want to tell me i have a fat ass go right ahead i know what i'm packing i'm all good
02:08:00.160 you got a fine arse there sarah you're all right i i'm well aware
02:08:07.520 i am good i love my ass i have never ever met a pair of fucking levi's that didn't fit my ass
02:08:15.760 like they were made for them so i'm good that's when you just a little spanky spank test the
02:08:21.920 fucking the jiggle you know what i'll tell you something tell you this in the years that i worked
02:08:26.880 at the lcbo because we were jeans there um i had my ass spanked more times than i can count and i find
02:08:37.680 that so wildly fascinating that people will touch a random stranger's ass um sometimes and they just
02:08:47.760 can't like it's like you lose all sense of what you're allowed to do and not like the amount of
02:08:53.280 times that i got my ass touched no you know what i i see it all the time in wrestling where it's like
02:08:59.680 when the lady wrestlers are coming to the ring and it's like you can see there are certain hands
02:09:06.240 that are very very obviously trying to make it look like they're an accident to touch the tip
02:09:15.360 right like they're just holding it way too far over and way too high to be just a you know oh i just
02:09:21.760 want you to touch my hand no you're trying to get a tip
02:09:28.320 yeah it happens all the time i'm not mad about it like i mean i'm not i'm not okay with people
02:09:34.080 just randomly touching my ass like i'm not saying that but i get that i mean unless they unless you
02:09:38.800 know them and but i remember when this was a thing in the 80s and then i watched it go and nobody did
02:09:43.840 it anymore in the 90s like oh it's taboo now but yeah chicks used to grab my ass and vice versa in the
02:09:49.680 hallway yeah or slap them in the bum and like and they're like they're like ah chris you and
02:09:55.760 fucking you asshole everybody's laughing they're laughing their friends are laughing we're all
02:09:59.440 laughing and then they get you like fucking the next day it's like i slap slap your ear in the ass
02:10:04.720 because we all wore tight jeans back then and we had nice bums right yeah oh listen we were more
02:10:10.240 a fan of our whip but no that's mean i love uh and ladies you'll know what i'm talking about a guy
02:10:21.680 women love men in a pair of wranglers there is something about guys in a pair of fucking
02:10:29.360 men's jeans not the tight jeans not the fucking loose ones fucking wranglers i don't give a
02:10:35.120 fuck see see men that wear wranglers that that's how be a man we're a pair of wranglers
02:10:43.040 see that's how you know that's a man there you go there you go matt right
02:10:48.880 well i mean really really matt kind of burned chris's ass
02:10:54.160 kind of touched it yeah that's a good point kind of touch
02:10:57.920 you know what really burns chris's ass matt hatter matt hatter
02:11:06.640 twice
02:11:07.280 there you go chucky donated a dollar to say that chris freestone looks like he wears tight pants
02:11:18.960 well it's only around the gut
02:11:21.680 only around the gut he says i'm not wearing pants so there you go but i'm serious
02:11:27.360 legitimately men in a pair of fucking wrangler jeans there isn't a woman alive that isn't gonna
02:11:34.800 like if you want to if you want to get laid wear her wranglers she'll fuck you
02:11:40.960 i wore jeans all my life and didn't really help me much but uh well that's because that's your only
02:11:47.760 problem is is that you just it's this yeah oh fuck yeah
02:11:55.200 i need to do more listening less talking yeah right exactly amazing yeah
02:12:02.480 i'm like the poster child for the women that don't listen
02:12:05.840 i am familiar with my shortcomings trust me i know shortcomings
02:12:13.840 oh that was a huge strawberry i have to load that
02:12:20.400 that pickle man that's a weird fucking tingle
02:12:23.440 my hair my mustache hair gets caught in my beer cap lid whatever sometimes yeah so i'll take
02:12:29.200 a swig and i'll pull it and it's a doink and it pulls the hair and just like the ones that brings
02:12:33.200 tears to your eyes like right there like fuck i just did it again but it's sensitive there man holy
02:12:38.800 fuck it it hurts yeah okay y'all you know what hurts okay what is that the chocolate they're brownies
02:12:50.240 i made brownies look at how okay they're delicious they're happy ones no i made them with they're
02:12:58.480 healthy i made them with sweet potatoes nice tahini maple syrup why cacao what in the are you talking
02:13:09.760 about that's not even a word 80 percent chocolate chips and
02:13:20.720 coconut oil
02:13:23.680 oh you lost one of those good for you and peanut butter protein powder sounds terrible they are so
02:13:29.200 fucking good yeah listen
02:13:31.440 sweet potato what the fuck are you making them with sweet potatoes gore what the fuck is the deal
02:13:39.360 because there's no flour there's no egg yeah there's no nuts there's no dairy i know but why
02:13:46.240 i love sweet potatoes man oh they're yummy i didn't have to put any sugar there's no like
02:13:52.080 there's nothing bad in here it's all natural
02:13:55.680 back that train up trad wife no no no no no no no no i am a culinary genius i also made
02:14:05.440 a date and coconut caramel to go with them it's like a salted caramel um what is wrong because what
02:14:13.360 i did is i literally just put it on the stove for um like seven minutes so i just like basically
02:14:20.800 i didn't cook it i kind of like toasted the dates before i soaked them if that makes sense
02:14:27.920 i put a little bit of the coconut in the pan with the dates while i soaked them a little bit
02:14:33.600 and warmed them up and then i soaked them in the coconut milk like hot to get them soft and then i made
02:14:40.320 the caramel legitimately it tastes incredible and i put fresh vanilla in it and on these
02:14:46.640 it's so good not the extra i don't eat i don't eat cauliflower wings actually i'm not a vegan
02:14:54.800 and i'm not i'm not like that please say fresh vanilla did you crush like there's a vanilla stick
02:14:59.840 that you get the vanilla from or was it like an extract or actually this is legitimate and i'm not
02:15:05.440 even kidding i'll show you but i actually actually actually i have vanilla for when i was in tahiti
02:15:12.480 i brought tahitian vanilla pods home with me so i have a big container of vanilla pods from
02:15:19.280 when i was there that i still use my cooking anyway so good and no i don't eat cauliflower
02:15:24.000 wings because i think those are fucking stupid i eat chicken wings surprise you're allowed to bring
02:15:28.080 that back across the border like any fruits and vegetables and spices i don't know you can do
02:15:33.600 anything when you fly first class really just fly first class you still get pulled into secondary
02:15:39.680 but it's a different type of secondary or i still get pulled into secondary i get pulled
02:15:45.520 in secondary all the time secondary and first class and business class is very different than
02:15:50.880 secondary going through uh regular um so i try when i'm flying internationally i try to fly
02:15:58.160 first or business class for that reason secondary sucks and i've missed a ton of flights because of
02:16:04.640 that so yeah anyway so i mean that's why they want to strip search me all the time because i'm wearing
02:16:10.880 wranglers probably yeah yeah those brads to the fire i tell you they want that they want that dude
02:16:19.760 dude it's always dudes or dudes appreciate it but i don't know could have been chicks but i don't know
02:16:28.480 who can tell knowledge i never there was there was a video and it sucked because i thought i downloaded
02:16:37.600 it but apparently i didn't because my computer is gay um but now apparently you can be like
02:16:48.000 what they call it trisexual or something like you can be a boy a girl and non-binary all at once
02:16:55.600 no you can't you can only be able to talk to her no you can't hey a crazy leftist told me you can
02:17:05.120 so you can't
02:17:08.480 no this chick was pretty weird though but yeah she's like saying that she's a lady she's a boy
02:17:14.720 and non-binary that sounds dumb and i really wish that i could remember the term i think she said trisexual
02:17:21.520 i don't i don't remember um what specifically the term was but it was pretty can we just call
02:17:28.800 just call it mentally oh i'm yeah 100 we're
02:17:32.560 fucking retarded also works that yeah let's make retarded great again
02:17:40.080 um i got i just i just wanted to tell um
02:17:45.200 um a kaylee something the um a tuna salad i've been making this tuna salad on like
02:17:52.320 it's my new favorite way
02:17:55.840 to eat it because of what i can find right now but i'm using chunk tuna and um asian pear and green onion
02:18:06.880 and michelle freestone still pickles and uh what was what else
02:18:18.080 still pickles sound good oh no what was the asian pear the crunchy uh
02:18:25.680 croutons like croutons not necessarily croutons nuts thank you nuts nuts of any kind i had walnuts
02:18:34.160 i had almonds i had pistachios whatever but so nuts asian pears pickles tuna onion like white onion or
02:18:44.640 green onion and either carrots or peppers one or the other for another crunch and dice everything up
02:18:52.720 the same size mix it all together and then i use either like i said like something crunchy the nuts
02:18:59.520 and then uh make like an aioli so just use an egg yolk and an olive oil with some salt and pepper and a
02:19:05.360 little bit of paprika zoot it and then and then mix it all together and legitimately so good i've been
02:19:15.040 dipping uh the little seaweed um little seaweed squares in it and eating it like that and it's so good
02:19:22.080 so the whole time you've been talking yeah the only thing i could think about
02:19:30.080 well i don't want to sound like a dick or nothing but uh it says on your chart you're
02:19:34.640 fucked up uh you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded
02:19:38.880 okay okay well you eat your dave's doubles that fuckhead and i'm gonna keep making my fresh
02:19:50.560 food with my whole ingredients and not eating anything gross first of all those were not dave's doubles that
02:19:56.640 was uh uh uh the fucking uh double junior bacon cheeseburgers and there was four of them
02:20:04.560 are you embarrassed no i loved it it was great wicked yeah the double junior bacon cheeseburgers
02:20:13.680 man i used to go eat four of them too man that was my lunch and it was cheap back in the day right
02:20:18.320 all right thank you five dollars he says he knows a good recipe for tuna salad throw it in the trash
02:20:27.760 listen that's a fair instruction if you're gonna talk about my fat ass and then throwing tuna
02:20:34.160 salad in the garbage i feel like you know i don't know if you had a ranch there's a lot happening
02:20:43.840 there so i legitimately i love tuna salad and i like crunchy things i'm one of those that's one of my
02:20:51.280 hypnotisms mia torretto makes a good tuna who's making it faster the furious oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
02:21:02.880 remember when he sits down paul walker sits down and he's like i'll have a tuna
02:21:07.520 i have no grass that's amazing oh zach that's good you'll be on well you're on uh nine o'clock tonight
02:21:20.240 eastern and i know can tuna isn't whole but i'm not in a uh financial position right now to be buying
02:21:28.960 real are you in a financial position even like what is it like talking three four bucks a can now like
02:21:35.920 when the hell does that happen yeah but like regular like bluefin or yellowfin tuna oh so good
02:21:43.760 but legitimately can't afford that right now oh because i just got let go from my job that's why
02:21:49.760 oh i'm unemployed if anybody was wondering why i'm here on a monday unemployed i i can't i can't do tuna
02:21:56.880 because every time i open the can it just reminds me of her
02:21:59.440 oh there's something that uh we can talk about in the private chat though um oh my god possible
02:22:08.160 possible job opportunity just saying oh yeah totally you probably already know about it but uh
02:22:15.920 i probably already know another dag and the dag might have already reached out to you about that
02:22:19.520 so maybe i'll just i haven't actually told anybody that i was not employed until right now
02:22:25.120 so i i kind of figured it was in the works and it was coming anyways you did not seem happy so
02:22:34.320 well you know what i mean i'm not i mean money's money but i mean there's only so much so much
02:22:39.760 you can put up with man like yeah two years of not getting paid what i was told i was getting paid
02:22:47.280 like that's what happens i'm not gonna keep sticking around and not getting paid for the job that i'm doing
02:22:52.800 yeah that's definitely annoying yeah so if it's a commission-based job i'm supposed to be making
02:23:00.640 commission on my salary right that's how that works so if there's no commission to be had then
02:23:06.800 that's it off i go as it goes onward and upward well one one thing though you know you have a lot of uh
02:23:16.880 friends out there and people will keep the ground and shit never mind this guy this guy ain't gonna
02:23:23.040 do no i mean it's useless as a tit audible pretty much yeah but he's got some good little sound bites
02:23:31.360 there in the background oh actually you know what that's a lie he's not as useless as it's honorable
02:23:36.720 no john is just pretty much like a brother that i can just pull his hair and then just be like get out
02:23:40.800 of my face right pay attention to me fuck off and i just like pushing her close to the murdery edge
02:23:48.880 yeah that's pretty much what he does and then i'm like cool so this was fun
02:23:52.160 fuck you yeah it's a good time right it's easy
02:23:58.320 it's uh it's what i like to do i can't i can't fucking help it but yeah i like seeing things right
02:24:07.120 like whether it whether it's kids whether it's a dog i don't care crying is fun and it's even more
02:24:12.880 fun when it's mexicans
02:24:30.800 that's good terrible yeah that was
02:24:37.120 good that's one of my favorite parts about grocery shopping on a sunday is that there's always got
02:24:43.840 to be one kid having a meltdown so it's like birth control which i don't need it but um definitely
02:24:55.920 reminds me why i wear earbuds when i go to the grocery store and i also go at the times where
02:25:01.760 people generally don't have children see see that's the i like listening to it
02:25:08.960 right because i think it's fucking funny is is
02:25:14.080 i giggle the whole time yeah and because i'm always laughing too because i'm like there's
02:25:19.360 absolutely no fucking way that that would be me my kid tried once to make a scene or do something
02:25:26.480 in a grocery store and i shut that shit down so fast yeah like he did the old limp noodle
02:25:32.960 bullshit like he's just gonna lay on the fucking floor until i go and buy him whatever the
02:25:37.840 it was that he wanted and i just looked at him i said you have until the time i count to fucking three
02:25:44.640 if i get to three you have not gotten your ass up and started walking i am gonna grab you and i am
02:25:50.080 going to drag you across this floor and i got to three he didn't get up so i grabbed him by the ankle
02:25:56.960 and started walking and he i think we got like maybe a foot or two and he he kind of realized he's
02:26:04.080 lost this battle so he just he's like all right i'll get out and he never tried to pull that again
02:26:11.760 so if you heard if you heard counting like if you heard i
02:26:20.560 you better fucking run if you heard spy oh oh yeah my grant my grandma was good for that she'd
02:26:32.560 if i made her count it wasn't good
02:26:34.320 and she was also really good at that like that backhand like flick of the wrist and make sure
02:26:43.600 her knuckle clips you right in the lip oh see i got it here oh no it's fucking bad on the lip man
02:26:51.920 especially when you're not like ready for it you just say something stupid next thing you know you're
02:26:57.120 like ow yeah it's like it came out of nowhere that was yeah that was me as a kid often
02:27:07.840 that's great i got the shoe it was always the shoe man yeah the chonkless well i well i got brushes
02:27:15.840 um she threw a fucking mini stick at me once yeah i forget what i did for that one whatever
02:27:22.080 my mom can throw she she'd throw both shoes and miss or hit me whatever i'm still running
02:27:28.640 and she just started grabbing random and start throwing random at me yeah i got that
02:27:37.120 wooden spoons brushes i think the worst one i had was a canoe paddle
02:27:44.160 yeah legit got fucking smashed in the ass with a fucking canoe paddle
02:27:48.800 again don't remember what i did i'm sure i said something stupid but yeah
02:27:56.480 my grandpa once beat the shit out of me with a belt once because i didn't uh i didn't want to
02:28:02.000 change out of my pajamas it was like four in the afternoon on like a
02:28:05.840 fucking saturday or something stupid and he's like get dressed and i'm like stupid so i said no
02:28:10.880 no i think that was about the last time i told my grandpa no because the first thing he did was
02:28:18.480 take his fucking belt out beat the shit right out of me and then told me that if i didn't stop crying
02:28:26.320 he was going to continue to beat the shit out of me and yeah so that was the last time we said no to
02:28:32.720 to grandpa grandpa grandpa knows that that shit in the bud man oh yeah lesson was learned
02:28:43.200 grandpa yeah yeah yeah there was another time he beat the shit out of me pretty good but i
02:28:49.680 really deserved that one that was because my grandma went to spank me and uh we were at uh
02:28:56.160 back when rest stops were a thing on the highway uh we stopped that one on the way up to thunder bay
02:29:02.800 and i again said something stupid like i always do and she went to spank me for it and i forgot i had a
02:29:10.400 fork in my hand and i went to block and she came down on the fork and when he saw that yeah he lost it
02:29:21.840 yeah i don't blame him but it's not really your fault oh i mean it wasn't your fault no
02:29:32.560 obviously i didn't mean to stab my grandma with a fork but at the same time
02:29:40.480 probably deserved a little bit of that beating and meek's fork jesus yeah it was not good it was not
02:29:47.440 good i completely forgot it was in my hand i just saw her going to smack me i was like oh
02:29:52.480 fuck
02:29:55.360 it's good times grandparents are awesome companies like fish after about three days it starts to stink
02:30:05.200 uh yeah well i mean it's very true it's very true yeah the three days on the couch you know it's
02:30:13.200 enough you know like i used to couch surf man i've overstayed my welcome many many places many times
02:30:20.800 but uh it takes a while to get to know like you gotta read it it's like okay chris you know like
02:30:26.000 fucking time to fucking go find okay i'll go i'd rather go sleep in a car until i get enough money
02:30:33.440 for a place than fucking overstay my welcome at someone's house man that's fucking yeah yeah i've
02:30:38.560 done it though but i mean it's like time to move on man like guys got a family and
02:30:43.360 shit they're they gotta get up early in the morning get their kids out the door and you're just
02:30:46.720 fucking low front of the couch
02:30:50.240 time to get up and get going that was me as a teenager anyways fucking oh what the
02:30:56.400 fuck is this this holocaust day today
02:30:59.040 like for real that's a thing yeah i don't know i see somebody says here it's a it's a tweet says
02:31:10.400 happy forced holocaust remembrance day
02:31:15.840 i mean we have a holiday for santa too right right and the easter bunny and the tooth fairy
02:31:23.520 why wouldn't we have a holocaust remembrance yeah yeah it's interesting talking to people like
02:31:32.800 you just absolutely believe that how could you not believe that the holocaust was all this what
02:31:38.240 they're saying right like i'm not saying that they didn't round up jews and execute them that's a fact
02:31:43.600 they rounded up a lot of people who executed them it's uh wasn't just jews and it wasn't that they
02:31:49.360 didn't have a bit of warning ahead of time right like if you couldn't see the fucking writing on the wall
02:31:52.960 like just saying i'm seeing the writing on the wall here in canada but i'm not fucking doing anything
02:31:57.840 either so probably you know you know my favorite part is though is like okay so the people that
02:32:04.640 are going to look you straight in the face and say that everything that they've been told
02:32:08.160 about the holocaust is absolutely 100 true none of it is false none of it is made up it it really
02:32:13.760 really really really really really really happened those same people are also the same type of
02:32:19.520 people that say things like history is written by the victors yeah now the irony of that is hilarious
02:32:27.280 because when you say history is written by the victors basically what you're saying is
02:32:32.000 they are going to paint themselves in the absolute best light and if that means lying that's what they're
02:32:37.360 going to do right right it's always been a phrase that has been used to question history but for some
02:32:43.680 reason they cannot apply it to that one particular thing
02:32:51.840 right everything else fine yes they'll be like yeah history is written by the victors it probably
02:32:56.960 you know probably not completely true irony and hypocrisy they can't they don't understand a lot of
02:33:03.120 people don't when i say they i mean that's people both on the right and left because a lot of people
02:33:07.600 don't get irony or hypocrisy they don't even know the meaning of the word man like the definition of it
02:33:12.640 yeah well there's a lack of self-awareness i've been a hypocrite i've fucking i've done ironic
02:33:19.360 shit like i get it man like i'm and like when you figure out that you know climate change isn't all
02:33:26.080 that fucking what it's all cracked up to be that they're saying um all the rabbit holes we go down
02:33:33.440 and like it doesn't matter man what you see what once i see like i'm an idiot i dropped out of school
02:33:39.440 but when i watch you're not an idiot you're not an idiot when i see someone say okay like
02:33:45.360 two plus two equals four to me right so when i'm provided with evidence and i'm looking at the
02:33:51.440 evidence and i'm a visual person i have to see it too and and do the calculations myself and my own
02:33:56.960 fucking little rattle head but the shit doesn't add up and the more you ask questions the more you look
02:34:02.400 into it then you're like like wow how how was i fucking so stupid for so long and i believe this
02:34:07.840 shit and so people feel dumb i think man like that's why they don't want to look into the things
02:34:13.360 they don't want to hear you say these things because then they have to face the truth that
02:34:17.120 they were lied to and and then you feel dumb right but no one likes to fucking fall for
02:34:22.960 shit or be the butt of a prank or a joke i mean i do believe that is part of it too though because
02:34:29.200 i mean if you look at the way people argue on the internet right it's they just want to be right
02:34:36.160 yeah right like nothing else matters here's a quote from hitler in 1932 the streets of our
02:34:44.000 country are in turmoil the universities are filled with students rebelling and rioting communists are
02:34:48.720 seeking to destroy our country russia russia is threatening us with her might and the republic is in
02:34:54.720 danger yes danger from within and from without we need law and order yes without law and order
02:35:02.400 our nation cannot survive elect us and we shall restore law and order what a horrible thing to say
02:35:09.440 right just believe it or not as much as i hate cops and uh no one would ever think here say this but i'm
02:35:16.400 gonna say it i respect law and order i'm just not seeing it i haven't seen it on order when it's done
02:35:23.360 properly and i also there's a lot of things that hitler said that were not wrong yeah so anyway
02:35:33.920 so anyway all right and what he was saying what he was saying was a culmination of all the guys that
02:35:39.760 he hung out with like all the first world war you know veterans and the guys in the beer halls and
02:35:44.880 stuff this was a this was like a group sentiment amongst the germans at the time like you know we all
02:35:50.480 got over by the treaty of versailles that's that was a shitty deal um germany can do better and be
02:35:56.480 better right and they're watching all the fucking shit go down man whatever
02:36:04.560 yeah it takes like-minded people this is why they don't want us getting together especially in bars
02:36:10.480 and stuff like that they that's what i thought quitting smoking or not smoking in bars anymore
02:36:16.480 they really don't want people getting together and talking and hashing this out
02:36:20.400 because when we do yeah that's a threat to them right well that's why every time we're together they
02:36:26.720 you know do what they do yeah well they watch us
02:36:32.000 as everyone knows it's been around when we're all together they watch us like hawks it's retarded
02:36:38.880 but good for them they should i'm sure they can learn some things like there's a lot of things
02:36:45.040 they can learn from us you know we all work really well together it's uh we have a very good group of
02:36:52.080 people that uh that have a lot of skills and we bring a lot of people bring a lot to our uh our group
02:36:59.440 and i feel like every time we're together we seamlessly just all of those things just seem to flow
02:37:04.720 together and and i am yet to have um i'm yet to have a bad time when we're we're all in the same
02:37:12.480 space so i enjoy it when we all get together and hang out and do it so it's very
02:37:22.240 yeah well in real life is even better that's what they don't want either that that kind of freaks
02:37:26.960 them out too it's like when you have a bunch of like-minded people getting together in groups
02:37:31.520 that's uh oh no especially it especially freaks out that fucking rachel gilmore
02:37:39.120 his tweet about the the boys in alberta with their mass deportation sign she's all blaming elon and
02:37:51.120 nobody clutches a pearl like she does let me tell you i don't i don't think i don't think it's a
02:37:56.080 fucking uh i don't think she's phony about it i think she actually genuinely believes her
02:38:00.240 bullshit yeah i do too yeah absolutely here's a question too like when like when did this happen
02:38:09.680 like when did it become not normal to hang out together like at what point in our in in like
02:38:19.760 i don't remember like i i'm genuinely asking because like i don't remember the day when you
02:38:25.280 became a militia with a steel resolve oh because we're terrorry yeah and we're sophisticated oh you
02:38:35.920 mean so like when we're having the barbecues in my backyard and there's children like shucking corn
02:38:40.960 and chris at the barbecue and like you're sophistication right like look at me i'm
02:38:47.200 sophisticated all right thank you marco mendocino nobody has ever called me sophisticated in my life
02:38:56.240 wait a minute i thought we were like dirt bags or something or whatever the fuck it was
02:39:02.640 odious dirt bags get it right i forgot but odious dirt bags that are sophisticated
02:39:08.080 and odious dirt bags you know but like no for real like it is it is it just because of of of who we
02:39:16.560 are like because i feel like this was always a thing where we all just got together all the time and
02:39:20.400 always just did stuff we played cards we played dice we played dominoes we always like we played darts
02:39:28.400 and our grandparents did too like they did exactly and we still do that but for some reason now that's
02:39:35.200 weird yeah that's what i remember my neighbors coming down that's that's when i first started
02:39:42.000 drinking was when uh my neighbors and my parents would play euchre every once a week whatever and
02:39:46.800 fucking i was sneaking beers and like god right right like my parents yeah exactly exactly and you
02:39:57.200 were friends with the other people's kids right so what are you tweaking out and those and my my
02:40:03.600 friends parents had permission to spank me too by the way yeah they could discipline me they were
02:40:09.120 allowed to right that's that was they were allowed it's really windy in my house the wind
02:40:14.560 gusts are picking up and i'm just hearing things like blowing again you're not too far from
02:40:20.720 no i was just checking i know that's why i keep looking like this because i keep seeing shadows of
02:40:25.600 leaves blowing by right exactly i i'm hearing yeah it's it's the wind it was recycling day in my
02:40:32.720 neighborhood so of course i didn't put my neck i was kind of hoping connor and i was kind of hoping
02:40:38.800 connor was gonna have to walk home from school but see if he blew away maybe it's such a dick
02:40:48.800 turns out he's not though where the chris go just eat it himself he probably just heated himself yeah
02:40:54.240 he got all excited and pushed the wrong button he does that yeah yeah you gotta turn your camera
02:41:00.960 on there i did there you go practicing for the jeets are you or anyway i thought okay well that happened
02:41:11.120 so i'll just go
02:41:16.400 anyway that was definitely just like i feel like that's something that
02:41:19.840 it never used to be like taboo or something that like you know we didn't really have to like
02:41:29.040 we gotta eat it what no live chat yet we gotta eat it yeah because i had to refresh and i'm not going
02:41:38.480 i had to hit the refresh button because it said fucking the error blah blah blah it's an error um
02:41:45.600 will robinson oh yeah apparently did we get you what how did that work
02:41:52.240 uh-ro they hear us apparently
02:42:00.960 uh-oh
02:42:04.000 that's
02:42:04.400 let me see something
02:42:13.440 not eat it on rumble but i don't see anything on rumble though like is there video
02:42:18.560 this is fucking weird i just got yeeted
02:42:24.960 are you there
02:42:27.920 yeah no it's still there yeah what are you talking about i got yeeted
02:42:32.560 no you didn't
02:42:35.920 my screen is like i'm back but my screen went black
02:42:40.080 i don't know what happened i'm gonna go out and come back
02:42:47.760 i don't know
02:42:52.800 there
02:42:54.640 everybody's saying they can see it i mean as unfortunate as that is but
02:42:59.120 i know i get it now we didn't get yeeted
02:43:01.280 i feel like so you guys could see me the whole time while i was like super confused there
02:43:08.720 i did
02:43:10.640 my whole screen went black i'm like i i mean it i don't even know
02:43:18.320 all i did was hit the refresh button and i hit microphone camera
02:43:20.960 jesus guaranteed now we're all on different times all right i'm leaving and coming back
02:43:25.760 what yeah
02:43:32.480 so is it all good now you're back up and running you get the chat back in there
02:43:36.800 right on yeah some fuckery yeah
02:43:40.400 nothing i don't know what happened
02:43:44.560 no definitely strange all right we'll uh we'll hit a song break here that's what we'll do
02:43:50.960 i don't know what i can take out of some
02:44:06.320 there's something happening here what it is ain't exactly clear
02:44:15.200 there's a man with a gun over there
02:44:18.400 i'm telling me i've got to beware i think it's time we stop children what's that sound
02:44:28.000 everybody look what's going down
02:44:32.400 there's battle lines being drawn
02:44:42.000 there's battle lines being drawn nobody's right if everybody's wrong
02:44:46.000 if everybody's wrong
02:44:50.000 young people speak in their minds are getting so much resistance from behind
02:44:58.720 time we stop hey what's that sound everybody look what's going down
02:45:05.600 what a field day for the heat
02:45:15.200 what a field day for the heat a thousand people in the street
02:45:23.120 singing songs and they're carrying signs
02:45:28.000 mostly say hooray for our side it's time we stop hey what's that sound everybody look what's going down
02:45:40.800 that's
02:45:50.800 right
02:45:54.480 It will creep.
02:45:56.880 It starts when you're always afraid.
02:46:01.420 Step out of line, the man come and take you away.
02:46:06.760 We better stop.
02:46:08.040 Hey, what's that sound?
02:46:09.820 Everybody look what's going.
02:46:11.620 Never stop.
02:46:12.720 Hey, what's that sound?
02:46:14.520 Everybody look what's going.
02:46:16.280 We better stop now.
02:46:18.020 What's that sound?
02:46:19.260 Everybody look what's going.
02:46:20.960 We better stop.
02:46:21.840 Yeah, what's that sound?
02:46:24.480 We need more banners.
02:46:37.760 You're on mute.
02:46:40.600 You're muted.
02:46:42.900 Yes, yes.
02:46:43.980 There you go.
02:46:44.980 Yes.
02:46:47.080 Am I unmuted now?
02:46:48.020 Why is that?
02:46:48.560 Is that muted?
02:46:49.720 No, you're good.
02:46:51.360 Now you're muted.
02:46:52.240 What the fuck?
02:46:52.880 You just unmuted yourself.
02:46:54.220 Then you mute yourself again.
02:46:55.740 Why are you a giant homo?
02:46:58.300 I'm too high for this shit.
02:46:59.500 I'm fucking getting high.
02:47:04.080 Rumble's getting weird.
02:47:06.600 See?
02:47:07.460 Fuck Rumble.
02:47:08.760 I'm telling you, this is just...
02:47:10.380 It's the universe working in my favor.
02:47:13.060 Because this is the last time we're using this...
02:47:15.880 Well, Rumble Studios.
02:47:19.300 And yours all don't have a temper tantrum.
02:47:21.940 Oh, my God.
02:47:23.380 Maybe it's not like you, Johnny.
02:47:24.920 I don't know.
02:47:25.680 Exactly.
02:47:26.320 It doesn't like you.
02:47:27.440 It's just a...
02:47:28.120 It's a gay bullshit platform.
02:47:32.100 See?
02:47:32.780 Even my bangs don't like it.
02:47:34.500 And I don't have bangs.
02:47:35.760 My hair is just like...
02:47:36.920 I can't handle it.
02:47:37.640 Fucker.
02:47:38.140 I'm pretty sure the majority of the shareholders in Rumble are Jewish.
02:47:43.620 Jews?
02:47:44.540 We can say that.
02:47:45.340 The majority shareholders, I think, are Jewish.
02:47:50.100 Maybe.
02:47:51.060 I'm not saying.
02:47:52.420 I don't know.
02:47:53.360 Are they?
02:47:54.120 Dave Rubin got in early.
02:47:55.560 And he fucking...
02:47:56.280 He owns a lot of shares.
02:47:57.160 So does Viva.
02:47:58.020 So does a whole bunch of other people.
02:48:02.000 Hmm.
02:48:04.340 It's fun.
02:48:05.140 Well, Jews are smart with their money.
02:48:06.420 I'll give them that.
02:48:06.900 They're fucking smart with their money.
02:48:08.040 That's what I'm going to be smart with.
02:48:10.580 Right?
02:48:13.120 I don't like the Rumble platform.
02:48:15.120 It just doesn't...
02:48:15.900 It's not as user-friendly as the other ones.
02:48:17.860 I enjoy...
02:48:19.120 I like...
02:48:20.080 Oh, it's itchy.
02:48:22.040 I like the StreamYard.
02:48:25.340 Because it's much easier to use.
02:48:27.540 And there's so much more stuff you can do with it that...
02:48:30.480 I don't know.
02:48:31.220 It's just me.
02:48:33.460 It's just one of my toes.
02:48:34.580 I will agree that StreamYard is easier to use.
02:48:37.240 Yeah.
02:48:38.040 But I mean, in terms of the free shit, this is like the...
02:48:42.120 This is definitely one of the better.
02:48:45.100 Gee.
02:48:48.760 That's all I'm saying.
02:48:51.180 Chucky.
02:48:53.260 It's traded on the stock market.
02:48:55.000 It's definitely run and controlled by Jews.
02:48:57.760 Oh, I got itchy nose.
02:49:00.740 Isn't everything?
02:49:02.980 What isn't?
02:49:04.540 That's the...
02:49:05.140 That's when you put your...
02:49:06.060 I hate it, man.
02:49:06.800 Wintertime sucks because my nose does that too.
02:49:08.880 I get an itchy nose and I got a scratch at this and I sneeze.
02:49:11.280 Drives my cat fucking nuts.
02:49:13.200 Yeah.
02:49:13.960 It's...
02:49:14.560 I changed my air filters too.
02:49:16.340 I furnace.
02:49:16.860 But holy fuck, man.
02:49:17.680 It's just the...
02:49:18.160 It's the winter time, man.
02:49:19.800 It's the dry heat.
02:49:21.320 I know.
02:49:22.640 Itchy nose, itchy skin, itchy skin, itchy fucking scalp, itchy fucking everything.
02:49:28.200 Yeah.
02:49:28.600 I've been extra moisturizing for all of those reasons.
02:49:31.760 Yeah, I know.
02:49:32.400 I have lots of plants in here.
02:49:33.920 Like, it looks like the Amazon in my house.
02:49:37.280 Because I have all my outside tropicals inside, so...
02:49:41.400 But, I mean, even men should moisturize too past a certain age.
02:49:44.400 Like, it wouldn't hurt.
02:49:46.640 Totally.
02:49:47.480 Moisturizer.
02:49:47.980 I know it's gay.
02:49:48.700 I don't do it.
02:49:49.480 But sometimes I do.
02:49:51.120 Because my arms get pretty fucking dry and scaly.
02:49:53.360 So, they're kind of...
02:49:53.840 Did you say moisturizing is gay?
02:49:56.240 That's...
02:49:56.720 Yeah.
02:49:58.200 Yes.
02:50:00.580 It's a little gay.
02:50:01.660 It is, man.
02:50:02.600 It's kind of gay.
02:50:04.120 You do sound retarded.
02:50:05.780 It's a little gay.
02:50:07.280 There's nothing gay about having...
02:50:08.780 With creamy, lotion-y hands and...
02:50:11.200 Right, but when your knuckles start fucking dry...
02:50:12.780 With creamy, lotion-y hands and gay spray on pans, you can't grip a tackle box.
02:50:17.640 Like, what the fuck?
02:50:18.760 That's gay.
02:50:20.380 You gotta rub the shit off your hands, man.
02:50:22.300 Like, dry rub on a towel to get it off your hand.
02:50:25.220 I hate it.
02:50:26.000 I hate the feeling of it.
02:50:27.520 But my knuckles will get so...
02:50:28.900 They're pretty dry now, but they'll get so dry sometimes, man.
02:50:31.340 They'll even crack and shit.
02:50:33.640 And that's not good.
02:50:35.340 You know?
02:50:35.540 I want to be touched by soft hands.
02:50:38.260 Yeah, that's the thing, too, right?
02:50:39.520 When it comes to that, like, you don't want to be touched by 80-grit sandpaper.
02:50:42.700 You want...
02:50:43.260 I like a man who works hard.
02:50:45.400 But I also like a man who washes his hands.
02:50:48.320 Well, yeah.
02:50:48.880 Wash your hands, obviously.
02:50:49.980 But if you got, like, calluses and your hands are all dry and shit, those calluses turn into fucking, like, a mini grinder.
02:50:56.580 Right?
02:50:56.820 Yeah.
02:50:57.080 Or...
02:50:57.620 And you moisturize.
02:50:59.640 Well, guys, don't do that.
02:51:01.040 Men don't...
02:51:01.540 You put lotion on the skin.
02:51:02.860 It puts the lotion on the skin.
02:51:05.380 No, the men don't do that.
02:51:06.620 You know what I think.
02:51:08.200 Steven wouldn't ask for the win.
02:51:12.140 Yeah.
02:51:12.780 See?
02:51:13.260 Sucking your dick's not gay.
02:51:15.240 But lotioning your hands is gay.
02:51:17.640 You two sound retarded.
02:51:19.460 Sucking your own dick probably is kind of gay.
02:51:21.620 Hey.
02:51:22.260 Hold it.
02:51:22.580 Hey.
02:51:22.880 Hey.
02:51:23.180 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
02:51:24.040 I've said they're both gay.
02:51:27.200 So don't come at me.
02:51:30.400 I don't know.
02:51:30.960 It's like...
02:51:31.660 I don't know.
02:51:32.260 Probably...
02:51:32.880 If I could suck my own dick, yeah, I'd probably be kind of gay.
02:51:35.280 But I wouldn't tell anybody.
02:51:36.980 Right?
02:51:37.980 But lotioning your hands so you have soft skin is gay.
02:51:43.200 You see how this sounds?
02:51:45.100 The irony in this entire statement is, like...
02:51:48.080 A man putting hairspray in his hair to me is fucking gay, right?
02:51:51.240 Like, all that whole, like, manicuring, grooming shit.
02:51:55.340 I get you have to do...
02:51:56.160 Do you say men wearing hairspray?
02:51:58.100 No.
02:51:58.420 Some men spend way too much time with product in their hair and their beards and their skin
02:52:02.680 and their lotions.
02:52:03.720 And why don't you go get a pedicure?
02:52:05.040 Oh, they do that, too.
02:52:06.320 They get manicures, too.
02:52:07.940 Fuck.
02:52:08.560 It's like...
02:52:09.160 Men getting manicures and pedicures, I think, is fine.
02:52:11.600 Like, men getting their nails done if they don't want to look after their own nails
02:52:14.800 is fine.
02:52:15.740 But definitely, you don't have to wear...
02:52:20.440 If you're in a gym or a dojo or something like that...
02:52:22.480 Hold on.
02:52:22.920 Hold on.
02:52:23.400 Quiet.
02:52:23.900 Quiet.
02:52:24.400 Quiet.
02:52:24.960 Quiet.
02:52:25.540 Oh, motherfucker.
02:52:27.340 Son of a...
02:52:27.760 You took too fucking long to be...
02:52:30.240 God damn it.
02:52:31.600 Why is he a jeep?
02:52:33.560 I wanted to fuck with him.
02:52:34.840 Why is he a jeep?
02:52:36.280 Apparently, some...
02:52:37.720 Yeah.
02:52:39.840 Well, because I was telling you to shut up so that I could fuck with him, but then he
02:52:43.340 hung up.
02:52:44.020 I think he caught on.
02:52:44.720 Apparently, he was calling me about Bitcoin.
02:52:49.040 I wonder...
02:52:49.440 Actually, can I call him back?
02:52:51.340 Yeah, call him back.
02:52:52.120 He'll answer.
02:52:53.640 Yeah, see?
02:52:54.500 Casseroil and gloves.
02:52:55.540 See?
02:52:57.040 She knows.
02:52:58.080 So, what's up?
02:52:59.040 I had to cover myself at Casseroil the other day.
02:53:01.160 What the fuck, bro?
02:53:31.400 You called me.
02:53:32.240 You don't even fucking answer when I fucking call back.
02:53:35.660 Back, you fucking dirty cunt.
02:53:37.580 Give me a call.
02:53:38.940 Motherfucker.
02:53:46.420 Whatever.
02:53:48.180 Oh, I saw that green thumbs.
02:53:49.860 I wish you would have kept talking to me, though, because it was like something about Bitcoin.
02:53:54.420 Well, you could have muted us, and I would have got the hint.
02:53:57.240 No, it was a jeep.
02:53:58.580 It was definitely a jeep.
02:54:00.300 I know, but you couldn't mute, put us on mute.
02:54:01.960 You have the power to mute us, can't you?
02:54:03.540 Yeah.
02:54:03.960 No.
02:54:06.640 Mute me, man.
02:54:07.460 Next time, it's not urgent.
02:54:08.880 It's too difficult.
02:54:10.560 Oh, it's not.
02:54:11.360 Just go quick.
02:54:11.980 Mute.
02:54:12.420 Mute.
02:54:13.820 Pretty difficult.
02:54:14.460 I think, I can take a hint.
02:54:16.940 Someone mutes me.
02:54:17.600 I'm curious, though.
02:54:19.660 I think what they're probably doing.
02:54:21.760 Yeah, I think what they're probably doing is somehow changing the, because it's weird that
02:54:29.280 the phone number goes to French, because the guy was not French.
02:54:32.860 No.
02:54:33.940 Hi, there's a lot of jeeps in Quebec.
02:54:36.000 It's probably out of Montreal.
02:54:37.400 They got a fucking call center that goes through.
02:54:39.140 Yeah, exactly.
02:54:39.820 It's been a long time since one of these cocksuckers has called and actually said something.
02:54:51.240 Those are my favorite.
02:54:55.940 Was that a child?
02:54:58.260 Right.
02:54:58.820 Sometimes I like to teach them how their scam is retarded, because they don't understand
02:55:05.700 the way things work.
02:55:06.900 Like the one where they call you up and say that your Canada Post delivery was intercepted
02:55:12.040 by customs.
02:55:13.700 I was like, well, Canada Post delivers inside the country, so what do you mean?
02:55:21.240 I wouldn't tell them that.
02:55:27.920 Or your social insurance number has been used in a crime.
02:55:31.940 Oh, okay.
02:55:34.580 Sweet.
02:55:37.660 That's exciting.
02:55:39.060 What did they do?
02:55:39.880 Did they get money?
02:55:41.280 Can I have some?
02:55:42.720 Yeah.
02:55:46.220 I hope they call back.
02:55:51.240 I need to get back to fucking with scam.
02:55:56.920 It's a real fun time.
02:56:00.480 Oh, there's hackers that will just go right in their hacker system, and they can watch them,
02:56:05.680 and as they're watching them, they're going into their fucking bank accounts and shit.
02:56:09.260 They're fucking with them, man.
02:56:10.960 There's some fucking smart motherfuckers out there that say, oh, you want to fucking scam
02:56:14.600 me?
02:56:15.760 There's guys who, and this is the thing, going back to when rich people get affected by things
02:56:21.420 and scams and crimes, then they start getting creative, and some of them do, man.
02:56:28.100 It's hilarious.
02:56:28.960 Fucking hell.
02:56:29.460 Well, there was one I was watching the other day.
02:56:34.340 A guy did a video on it, and he got into the Jeet's computer, got into all of his files,
02:56:41.700 and found all of his banking information, and all of this other stuff.
02:56:47.280 And so then he calls the guy to act as if he's going to participate in the scam, and he's
02:56:53.740 going through it all, and he gets to the point where he's got to, like, fill out this, like,
02:56:57.820 online check to do the banking information.
02:57:00.560 And the Jeet's face, when fucking Buddy starts typing his name in, and then starts putting
02:57:06.380 in his information, it's like, suddenly the Jeet kind of gets up from his computer and starts,
02:57:13.260 like, walking to the door of his bedroom, and Buddy's like, where are you going?
02:57:20.640 What, you're leaving?
02:57:22.120 And he's like, uh, no, you turn the camera on?
02:57:25.560 He's like, yep.
02:57:28.600 Nice.
02:57:30.540 Yeah, the CRA, unpaid, yeah, that one's a good one, too.
02:57:35.220 I love that one, because I'm like, yeah, just come get me, then.
02:57:37.800 No, that works on old people and vulnerable people, that's who they're working on.
02:57:47.660 Who falls for that?
02:57:48.780 The vulnerable.
02:57:50.500 And that's who they're preying on.
02:57:52.540 Yeah.
02:57:53.400 Yeah, because, like, the scam this guy was doing was, is, like, firewall protection or
02:58:00.280 something, right?
02:58:00.960 So they'd, like, they'd make you with your computer, and then you give them a call, and
02:58:06.800 then they have you down, like, Buddy gets into the system and downloads something for
02:58:10.940 you.
02:58:10.960 And we should be at war with India just for that.
02:58:12.840 The reality is, is the download isn't actually anything.
02:58:15.920 Just for that, just for the fact that they've ripped off people, and people have committed
02:58:19.140 suicide, because they lost all their life savings and shit, they feel like a piece of shit,
02:58:23.060 and they don't want their grandkids to find out that they have nothing to leave them.
02:58:25.920 Man, like, we should be at war with them just for that.
02:58:28.960 Or have a huge tariffs or something.
02:58:31.040 No, it's full of Trump.
02:58:33.060 Fuck.
02:58:35.340 Yeah, but the cooks, man.
02:58:38.200 Come on.
02:58:40.160 We need the cooks.
02:58:40.400 Yeah, why don't we bring these tents over here, man?
02:58:42.020 Fuck off.
02:58:43.080 No, I can't wait, man.
02:58:44.160 It's just going to hit me.
02:58:44.820 We don't, we apparently don't have cooks in Canada.
02:58:47.100 We need, we need.
02:58:48.020 I don't want them cooking anything, man.
02:58:49.740 They're going to have food, man.
02:58:53.000 I don't want.
02:58:55.080 No, now we're going to.
02:58:56.960 They're going to have food.
02:58:57.480 I don't want them touching my food, either.
02:59:00.040 Fuck that.
02:59:01.400 Well, you don't want them using those, uh, the cow patty coals?
02:59:04.240 Nope, you're not delivering it.
02:59:05.280 You're not, I don't want you anywhere near my food.
02:59:07.420 Not even from the source, not from anywhere, man.
02:59:09.520 Stay the fuck away.
02:59:09.940 Don't touch it.
02:59:11.640 I don't want you touching the seeds.
02:59:12.840 I don't want you touching the plant.
02:59:14.440 I don't want you touching the fucking truck that brings it to me.
02:59:16.620 I don't want, no, no.
02:59:18.320 No.
02:59:18.580 Nope.
02:59:21.560 I'm with Chris.
02:59:22.640 100%.
02:59:23.180 None of it.
02:59:24.060 Fuck.
02:59:24.320 I'm going to be right back.
02:59:25.400 In a sec.
02:59:25.860 Yeah, he's leggy.
02:59:29.580 I agree with you, Chris.
02:59:30.580 I don't, I mean, that's the thing.
02:59:32.080 Like, I can still go to places where it's not, like, it just, it doesn't matter.
02:59:39.480 Like, there's no, there's no jeets.
02:59:41.180 I can go to places where they're not touching my food, where they're not, like, nothing.
02:59:45.080 But I can go to gas stations where they're not working.
02:59:48.260 I can go to grocery stores where they're not employed.
02:59:52.020 You know, if I want to go to Domino's, I can go to Domino's.
02:59:56.500 But there's jeets that work there.
02:59:58.360 But I also know that if I go on Friday or Saturday night, that it's all, like, 16-year-old white kids in there making the pizzas.
03:00:08.300 And the jeets are the ones delivering.
03:00:10.520 So if you go and pick up, the people that are touching your pizza are teenagers.
03:00:15.900 And they're white.
03:00:17.300 You know, it's the same thing with, like, going to, you know, if there's, like, a Chinese food place.
03:00:23.000 And it's, it's the kids of the parents that have been here since, you know, like, the 70s or something ridiculous.
03:00:32.600 No, I know, that's from my neighbor.
03:00:34.620 You know, I don't want to go to the Chinese food place where it's jeets making Chinese food.
03:00:39.360 Because there's that, too.
03:00:40.980 Yeah.
03:00:41.580 Right?
03:00:42.420 Like, what the fuck?
03:00:44.000 Well, because they're hiring, because they're falling under that same, if we hire jeets, we get that benefit, right?
03:00:49.900 So they're doing that now.
03:00:50.900 Yeah, but that doesn't make any sense to me.
03:00:54.000 Like, before it was, like, you went to, if you wanted to eat, like, you know, Indian food.
03:00:59.720 Like, if you wanted curry, you know, masala, you went to an Indian restaurant.
03:01:04.480 If you wanted haka, like, you went to, like, an Indian haka.
03:01:07.720 If you wanted, you know, Ethiopian, you went to an Ethiopian restaurant.
03:01:11.640 Don't we have the recipes by now?
03:01:13.140 Can't we just tell them all the fuck off when we have the recipes?
03:01:15.500 But that's what I'm saying.
03:01:16.860 Hey, whoa.
03:01:17.420 It doesn't, you dig this up.
03:01:18.880 It doesn't everywhere.
03:01:19.780 Back this up.
03:01:20.300 Wait, you didn't go to Domino's and get fucking Indian food.
03:01:26.440 Do you see what I'm saying?
03:01:27.800 Like, stay in your fucking lane.
03:01:29.600 I don't want to go to McDonald's and get masala fries.
03:01:33.180 No, no.
03:01:34.300 Or hummus.
03:01:35.520 Right, like, fuck right now.
03:01:36.700 Okay, but I have a problem with your statement.
03:01:40.760 What do you say, Johnny?
03:01:41.720 I have a problem with your statement.
03:01:44.000 What is your problem?
03:01:45.000 Okay.
03:01:48.140 Ethiopian?
03:01:48.700 You're not going to convince me there's an Ethiopian restaurant.
03:01:54.360 Those fucking people don't have food.
03:01:55.920 They don't have their cuisine.
03:01:57.200 It's probably there.
03:01:57.780 They're actually...
03:01:58.500 Do you know what's funny?
03:01:59.400 Is I actually went to a really good high-end Ethiopian restaurant on Queen West years ago.
03:02:06.040 And it, like, funds to get reservations.
03:02:08.000 Yeah, it's got to be flies.
03:02:11.340 That's what they eat, right?
03:02:12.400 Like, you see those videos of them.
03:02:13.720 They've got the flies all over their face.
03:02:15.220 And they just eat those, right?
03:02:17.100 Yeah.
03:02:17.680 Isn't that...
03:02:18.880 Yeah, but that's what I'm saying.
03:02:19.800 Like, this is, like, you didn't have to go, like...
03:02:21.840 I didn't go to the grocery store, like, 20 years ago and have an entire, like...
03:02:30.840 Shut up.
03:02:32.160 Why does there have to be Indian food in every single section of the grocery store now?
03:02:37.700 Every aisle I go down, every...
03:02:39.840 There's a whole lot of Indian grocery stores.
03:02:42.580 But they used to have little tiny...
03:02:45.580 Everywhere.
03:02:46.800 Or every...
03:02:48.460 Oh.
03:02:49.980 Actually, I'm glad, because we...
03:02:51.580 We had a...
03:02:53.000 What was it?
03:02:53.640 What was it called?
03:02:54.300 It was, like, Global Market or something.
03:02:56.760 Yeah.
03:02:56.920 It was, like, a whole bunch of...
03:02:57.920 I'm glad they shut it down, though.
03:03:00.080 Because, apparently, when they shut it down, they put this big video out talking about how
03:03:04.480 they helped use their business to get many permanent residents, their citizenship, and this.
03:03:09.340 I'm like, you motherfuckers, get out.
03:03:12.960 Bastards.
03:03:14.820 And it sucks, because we're getting a whole lot more, actually, here.
03:03:18.420 Because, apparently, we've been signed up for some sort of economic migrant program.
03:03:22.780 Yeah, I heard about that, yeah.
03:03:24.740 Like, we're a pilot place for...
03:03:27.740 And it's hilarious watching, because this is a union town, where everybody's sitting on
03:03:32.620 a fucking list.
03:03:35.280 And nobody, like, there's so many of them aren't actually working.
03:03:39.320 And we're now talking about bringing in a whole bunch of fucking foreigners.
03:03:42.580 to do the work.
03:03:43.820 Right.
03:03:44.200 Like, what the fuck?
03:03:45.600 Because it's going to be the old boys making fucking 45 bucks an hour, or whatever, more,
03:03:49.740 or less, whatever.
03:03:51.260 Those guys who got in, right?
03:03:52.880 Who've been in, and they're all those union...
03:03:54.860 All those good old union boys and girls.
03:03:57.900 You're going to be replaced.
03:03:59.220 You're going to be replaced.
03:04:00.080 The union's going to replace you.
03:04:01.940 They can hire fucking three Jeets to one of you, and it'll still be cheaper.
03:04:06.220 Yeah, right.
03:04:06.600 That's how they're thinking.
03:04:09.000 So, apparently, Highway 101 has more help signs.
03:04:14.040 This is the gift that keeps on giving.
03:04:17.660 And they're going to get you to fucking train them to replace you.
03:04:22.500 They do it all the time.
03:04:23.760 You end up training your replacement.
03:04:26.080 I wouldn't stick around and get paid to fucking train my replacement.
03:04:28.480 And I was like, fuck off.
03:04:29.500 I'm out.
03:04:30.060 I'm out.
03:04:31.280 I'm out.
03:04:33.700 No, it's...
03:04:34.340 Training your replacement.
03:04:35.120 You figured it out.
03:04:35.700 No.
03:04:36.180 Actually, what's worse than training our replacement is the fact that we are paying for our replacements.
03:04:42.000 Yeah.
03:04:42.320 Through the language.
03:04:43.220 Yeah.
03:04:43.700 Right now.
03:04:44.360 That's the thing.
03:04:44.500 That's what I'm talking about.
03:04:45.320 Right?
03:04:45.520 But that's the thing.
03:04:46.380 So, don't, like...
03:04:47.260 Yeah, I just...
03:04:48.700 Whatever.
03:04:49.840 I...
03:04:50.180 Like...
03:04:51.040 No, but I know people who have had to stick around.
03:04:53.220 I know people who've had to stick around on the job and got paid.
03:04:56.960 They didn't do fuck all.
03:04:58.340 All they had to do was show fucking, you know, Jagmeet, Zing, whatever the fuck...
03:05:03.360 Zing, Zing, whoever...
03:05:04.760 Ching, Ping.
03:05:05.840 Whoever the fuck they're training.
03:05:07.300 But they're training usually a foreigner or a female to do their job.
03:05:11.860 And so, they're like, fuck it.
03:05:13.080 I'm getting paid.
03:05:13.680 I don't care.
03:05:14.180 I'll fucking...
03:05:14.560 Yeah, I gotta do this.
03:05:15.300 That's what I do.
03:05:16.780 I wouldn't even do that, man.
03:05:18.280 I wouldn't.
03:05:19.000 I'm not gonna train my replacement or replacements because that's what they're doing.
03:05:22.940 They're hiring, like, a bunch of people and you're training them.
03:05:25.100 And, you know, they're gonna pay them way less.
03:05:27.920 That's what I'd be saying.
03:05:28.680 Like, you know, they're replacing me because, you know, they can get three of you to do what I do.
03:05:35.140 And that's pretty much how it's working.
03:05:38.140 Well, the only good news is, though, is that now people are actually starting to notice.
03:05:42.580 Like, I'm noticing locally especially.
03:05:44.760 Like, this is a town where, you know, most people don't say much.
03:05:49.060 And now, all of a sudden, you're seeing everybody complaining about the people taking the teenagers' jobs.
03:05:54.980 And you're seeing the people complaining that...
03:05:57.960 There was one person specifically who was like, yeah, as soon as they become a manager, that's all they hire.
03:06:02.580 And it's like, yeah, everybody's starting to see it, starting to wake up to it.
03:06:06.880 And it's about goddamn time, right?
03:06:09.200 And that's what I mean.
03:06:10.260 You have to stop supporting those places.
03:06:12.620 Like, everybody needs to stop supporting those places.
03:06:16.480 It's like...
03:06:18.840 Now, granted, I do understand, like, sometimes it's hard to cut them all out.
03:06:23.880 But it is...
03:06:25.400 Like, I've managed to cut majority out.
03:06:28.700 Right.
03:06:29.500 Right?
03:06:30.060 Like, the majority of places I don't go to anymore.
03:06:34.420 Every once in a while, though, like, whether or not I need an Uber or, you know, like, something...
03:06:38.900 Like, there's some things that are kind of unavoidable, but I do tend to...
03:06:42.260 I guess you can't ask for a white Uber driver, right?
03:06:44.040 Well, actually, you can.
03:06:47.060 Ask for a female.
03:06:49.280 No, what you do is...
03:06:50.620 There are no females.
03:06:52.120 But what you do is...
03:06:53.300 And I'll send you a white guy.
03:06:54.560 That's the old trick here in Hamilton, man.
03:06:56.920 Ask for a female driver.
03:06:58.780 Okay, but Chris, quiet.
03:07:00.500 Because you have no idea what Uber even is, because you don't have a phone.
03:07:03.920 You don't actually talk to anybody.
03:07:05.560 But there is a way.
03:07:06.320 A taxi driver is a taxi driver, man.
03:07:07.960 Come on.
03:07:08.400 No, it's...
03:07:09.280 Again, no.
03:07:10.140 Because you don't call anybody, Chris.
03:07:12.200 You just simply type in your address and say, I want a ride.
03:07:15.580 And then somebody shows up and picks you up and takes you where.
03:07:18.460 But what you can do...
03:07:20.700 And no, cab's, like, double the price.
03:07:23.080 What you can do, however, is once you're assigned a driver, you can cancel.
03:07:29.960 And then try again.
03:07:31.260 You can't.
03:07:33.880 Right?
03:07:34.580 That's, like, the best way that I've noticed so far.
03:07:40.740 That you can keep...
03:07:41.740 Now, the problem is, is, I mean, how many white drivers are you going to have?
03:07:46.040 I know we do, so that's lucky.
03:07:48.340 But most of them are not.
03:07:49.300 But, yeah, you can absolutely cancel it, though, like, right away.
03:08:01.500 A lot of scary shit going on down in St. John and down Maritimes, where I'm from, man.
03:08:06.180 With Uber drivers and shit, man.
03:08:08.320 Assaults and stuff.
03:08:10.320 And there's a lot of missing girls all of a sudden now, too.
03:08:12.720 Well, it's because they're all fucking nons.
03:08:15.420 That's why.
03:08:16.780 Yeah.
03:08:17.160 And they're getting people in their car.
03:08:19.960 People are paying to get in their cars.
03:08:21.880 They don't even have to kidnap people anymore.
03:08:24.200 They're getting paid to do it.
03:08:26.480 Sorry.
03:08:27.020 I just think it's fucking ludicrous.
03:08:30.480 Yeah.
03:08:30.940 And, like, look at, what was it, a while back there in Toronto, like, the delivery driver
03:08:35.760 or whatever, that was, like, trying to bug that chick to fucking get in her house.
03:08:40.320 And, you know what I mean?
03:08:42.120 It's insane.
03:08:43.140 They have no shame.
03:08:44.320 They have no anything.
03:08:47.160 No decorum.
03:08:48.780 No.
03:08:49.300 No, they're feral.
03:08:52.360 Like, feral.
03:08:53.260 They're animals.
03:08:54.300 Exactly.
03:08:55.360 What the fuck?
03:08:56.400 Yeah.
03:08:57.160 And we're putting them in customer service and in positions of, like, what the fuck?
03:09:02.360 I'm behind the wheel.
03:09:03.420 Yeah.
03:09:03.580 Exactly.
03:09:04.140 It makes no sense.
03:09:06.340 Like, it's so, it's so good.
03:09:09.760 The behind the wheel is terrible, too, because I saw a stat somewhere claiming 800% is the
03:09:15.680 increase in trucking accidents.
03:09:18.600 No, I saw that, too.
03:09:19.440 I couldn't believe it.
03:09:20.140 It's like, no.
03:09:20.900 No.
03:09:21.960 And that's in one year.
03:09:24.020 In a year.
03:09:24.680 Yeah.
03:09:25.300 In a year.
03:09:26.140 That's, that's fucking, what the fuck?
03:09:30.000 Like, what the fuck?
03:09:31.020 Why is there a national inquiry right now?
03:09:33.340 Well, this should be a fucking major debate in the House of Pirates.
03:09:38.560 Here's probably why.
03:09:40.080 Here's, here's why it's not a national debate.
03:09:41.820 The transport should be fired immediately.
03:09:43.380 No, I'll tell you why it's not a national debate, because, and I see it every single fucking
03:09:48.380 time.
03:09:49.160 You post one of those accidents, somebody says something about it being a new Canadian, and
03:09:53.160 some fucking idiot jumps in and tries to defend that fucking new Canadian.
03:10:05.260 Why are you on mute?
03:10:08.360 Because I'm doing something.
03:10:11.560 Oh, my.
03:10:11.760 She's playing Tetris and she doesn't want to hear that.
03:10:15.420 No, you know what?
03:10:18.780 Actually, Sarah, here's, here's what you can do, okay?
03:10:22.100 You can just leave yourself on mute.
03:10:26.560 You've reached your limit on talking.
03:10:29.220 Shut the fuck up.
03:10:31.800 There we go.
03:10:32.680 There's a big cup of shut the fuck up.
03:10:35.900 Yeah, right?
03:10:36.700 You can just stay on mute there.
03:10:38.120 It's all good.
03:10:41.760 i'm gonna send antifa to your house what yes do it i haven't had that much fun in a while
03:10:54.720 i'm a little old that would be funny such a good timer you just grab one of them and beat the rest
03:11:02.160 of them with one and just take turns using them using each other using them as a bat
03:11:06.480 why are you hitting yourself why are you hitting yourself they're like a hundred pounds man like
03:11:10.560 if you can't fucking pick up a hundred pounds and fucking
03:11:15.680 the shit out of them there it is you just there it is skadoosh skadoosh yeah the old skadoosh
03:11:26.240 love the skadoosh why not all right what the fuck about that office chair yes now
03:11:33.040 probably i think i'm due
03:11:41.200 this one's clawed by the cat
03:11:46.720 yeah mine is um just it's toast i need a new chair so i'm gonna have that old man
03:11:54.800 fucking wool blanket over top of it like like just covering it like the old wool blanket
03:11:59.600 shit that you see on the back of grandma's couch and shit and have one of those on this chair just
03:12:04.400 to the cover so you don't see or i'll get an old seat cover maybe i'll get a new seat cover makes
03:12:09.920 it look like it's brand new but it's not no i just this one is everything i'm just gonna open the front
03:12:16.400 door and just toss it out so if anybody wants any of my furniture it's going out the front door
03:12:20.320 it's all going out of the bermuda triangle out front of my house hey do you think mark carney's
03:12:34.560 feeling bad right now that uh chandra is still within the top 10 trending topics but mark carney is
03:12:41.680 like way the fuck down at 19. jesus oh yeah i bet jason's got a point though i bet you
03:12:55.360 let me sniff in that chair all day yeah
03:12:58.480 chuck it out there to everybody i guarantee it listen all of you we scratch a sniff
03:13:10.720 bro
03:13:15.360 i'm just saying but i know the pervs would buy that just to do that scratch and sniff
03:13:19.840 let's get some beds going oh y'all you got y'all want to buy my chair i bought this my first year
03:13:26.960 university yeah well it should be well seasoned it's eight years old
03:13:37.440 it's really marinated in there you know
03:13:41.440 you guys are disgusting yeah we are sorry sorry sir
03:13:46.960 you sir you sir are a fornicator is it just because i don't wear pants is that why is it is
03:13:58.960 old is that the reason why everybody's doing right there isn't it right now i want to buy it jesus
03:14:05.040 yeah yeah well you're gonna have to outbid chucky's extremist circus though
03:14:09.920 well i guess i guess that i guarantee
03:14:16.880 he'll enter a bidding more for sure
03:14:19.760 well johnny taz might even be in there too
03:14:24.560 oh yeah right well i'd set up an option page
03:14:27.520 you could actually be a thing sarah holy
03:14:29.040 you could you could raise money yeah right they got the good things you can do
03:14:37.520 i'm embarrassed
03:14:40.160 steven with an ass with ten dollars
03:14:42.240 ten dollars
03:14:44.080 are we here fifteen
03:14:44.960 it just goes this way i don't fucking i don't control anything i'm just
03:15:00.080 green thumbs got ten dollars worth of canadian tire money for that year
03:15:04.000 i got you beat i got 35 there mr green thumb and canadian tire money so i'll beat you
03:15:08.720 you guys can go to the strippers all in aurelia they take those
03:15:13.760 canadian tire money yeah oh shoot seriously yeah yeah
03:15:18.640 okay okay okay there's a couple of strippers i know that take canadian tire money
03:15:24.240 i could not imagine going into a strip club with canadian tire money oh i have gone into the strip club
03:15:34.160 with like canadian tire money that that is a fun time wow let's see when they know speaker
03:15:42.720 do i love dance i got
03:15:44.880 no i don't know just fucking you know okay over here it's way more entertaining than anything to just
03:15:52.480 anyway and ben baker put it put it in the fucking thong or you throw it on stage oh my god
03:15:59.760 and then you get it now now i see everything awesome that was only five cents to the entire
03:16:07.520 money no that's that's amazing hey hey no we're putting your teeth we're gonna start
03:16:14.640 bid ah can you tell your money whichever one whichever you want guys we're in we're in
03:16:29.680 all right no no no oh there you go let's go a little further why not
03:16:36.560 you guys have some serious problems there is nothing it's him not me well you're the one with
03:16:47.280 stains on your sheets i have telling us we have problems things on sheets what i have no questionable
03:16:55.680 stains on my sheets first of all the only time there was that it was when i fell asleep with a bag of
03:17:03.680 m&m's and that was first year university and m&m's are not like smarties smarties don't melt m&m's
03:17:11.600 i woke up covered in chocolate all right we'll keep that in mind costco size bag of m&m's
03:17:19.440 i haven't had m&m's since i was traumatized i was traumatized i think the best i i think the best
03:17:26.240 i've fallen asleep with was like probably like maybe 10 tacos what you fell asleep with tacos
03:17:38.240 yeah well so i was drunk and we went to the taco bell and i grabbed a bag of 20 tacos
03:17:46.000 and then brought them home and i think i got through about half of them and passed out
03:17:56.400 you i love there's so much to unpack there but the fact that you took the bag of tacos to bed with
03:18:01.760 you is a lot it says a lot about you too but um good for you all right
03:18:06.880 tacos home from the bar and not abroad tacos in the bottom were you on top of tacos
03:18:12.240 did you like lay on no no they were right beside me oh no no they were right beside me i just i
03:18:18.880 fucking i went into my room i started eating tacos and then i fucking passed out
03:18:23.120 so when you woke up the next day you just look down and go hey
03:18:25.520 tacos and start eating tacos again fuck it right i had breakfast let's go right now
03:18:33.200 say hey tacos oh what the fuck else are you gonna do with them i woke up with a
03:18:38.800 fucking beer in my hand like this like sitting up too like this yes yeah the chair woke up the
03:18:45.760 beer's still sitting there just like this like the fuck like i didn't drop it for some weird reason
03:18:52.480 start fucking drinking again like i was out too man
03:18:56.720 so that that was the thing when i was drinking if if i didn't just pass out immediately it was it was
03:19:03.440 always an adventure off to somewhere to get a whole lot of food that i probably shouldn't eat
03:19:10.560 yeah it's usually too late like you should eat the food before you get drunk but
03:19:15.360 yeah i know it's always after yeah i did that for years man after i remember when
03:19:22.400 it was a tradition in st john man it's traditionally in the maritimes
03:19:27.040 and that's not just maritimes but everywhere that street food nighttime food that midnight there's
03:19:32.240 hardly any places but with st john it was always sub places right so everybody that asked the bar
03:19:38.080 would fucking leave and they all go get a sub scoff a couple subs in the air whatever whatever the
03:19:43.440 it's food and then you don't wake up hung over right the next day and hopefully
03:19:49.680 but yeah everybody ate there's always a big lineup outside and fights all the time man outside the
03:19:54.560 sub shops and yes so i always skipped all that right i knew all there's always fights and i'm not
03:20:00.080 going to stand up in the fucking line so i keep i keep on walking towards home and i hit a grocery
03:20:05.760 store i won't say the name and i always took a fucking steak and cheese sub put it down this arm
03:20:10.800 another one down this arm and a conan magazine down my pants and i go buy something stupid like small
03:20:18.480 and then and i go home eat both subs while i'm reading the conan magazine listen to pink floyd
03:20:24.720 pass the fuck out and then do the same thing next day just fucking being a shithead
03:20:34.960 which is why i had to go get my place because you can't keep doing that at mom's house because mom's
03:20:38.880 not going to appreciate gambling and stealing goods in your room and you know late hours and
03:20:45.600 it's a canary and not usually anyway no fuckery fuckery yes general yeah cops calling her knocking
03:20:57.680 on the door looking for me and shit that wasn't a good thing either right have you seen chris
03:21:02.960 chris he's over here thanks mom or they knock on the door and then they i'm not here oh he's right
03:21:14.480 over here he's like for the fuck's sake and you're right behind them like all you can do is say no he's
03:21:19.520 not here but no i can never i can't lie because that's a baby boomers man they can't lie they won't
03:21:27.520 lie they're so fucking honest and gullible and stupid baby boomers are man like
03:21:36.160 they are man i can't help it but boomers are fucking gullible and stupid those are the ones
03:21:40.240 that are getting their fucking savings fucking robbed by the jeeps and shit man in the government
03:21:45.040 well yeah the other one that's weird that they do is when they when they call and tell you that
03:21:51.360 somebody's in jail but i'll tell you okay all right we got 69 people watch it i like that it's a good
03:22:01.120 number chris's number there you go 69 yeah i'm for that effect
03:22:11.040 i gotta get a new chair i can't handle this chair anymore
03:22:13.600 yeah well we can auction that one off and get you a new one okay are we gonna auction it off all
03:22:20.800 right are you gonna set up the auction for my office chair no problem yeah maybe you can set that up
03:22:26.640 here we go i like this that's pretty good we could probably get it done i mean i'll i'll get you a chair
03:22:32.800 and i'll put it together for you as long as i can take your old chair away
03:22:36.480 i'm not saying they're gonna auction it off yeah right
03:22:43.920 that would be hilarious no it's not actually actually it's kind of insulting to uh sarah man
03:22:51.040 it's kind of an insult right yeah i don't know no steven with an ass that's actually funny
03:22:58.400 i've always thought it's weird that you know you can go you can go to an animal shelter pick up a
03:23:04.000 a dog a rescue dog and be a hero but if you go to the women's shelter they call the cops
03:23:13.120 all right like you're you're suddenly the bad guy now like what just because i like my women battered
03:23:17.440 like come on
03:23:22.160 ladies
03:23:27.120 but it's true like that's such that's so hypocritical like if i go to and pick up a
03:23:31.360 dog i'm a hero and i saved that dog but yeah go to the woman's shelter and i'm a creep i'm a creep
03:23:41.680 why can't we have a rescue wife why isn't that a thing yeah rescue a wife man
03:23:48.560 she's already trained yeah a lot of them will be packies and indians but uh
03:23:55.120 uh you know no i know because they don't they don't go to the women's shelters
03:24:02.080 yeah some of them do i remember even back in the 80s when uh
03:24:06.960 when we were at one there was an indian family there leaving her husband because
03:24:11.520 she was like from the upper caste system obviously and even the kids spoke
03:24:15.520 fucking perfect english and shit so they were well educated they could have been from england
03:24:21.440 actually um well india then in england and uh but yeah she i heard stories and stuff i was a kid
03:24:29.840 there anyway but i still remember that stuff but uh yeah she got smacked around i got tired of being
03:24:35.040 smacked around and she knew i'm in canada now so fuck you bud like i'm out of here
03:24:40.400 but that old women's shelter that uh that was they had old hidden staircases and hidden entrance
03:24:47.680 ways and shit it was it was what i thought they were hidden they were hidden but it was like it
03:24:52.240 was servants entrances and servants staircases which are little narrow little staircases that took you
03:24:57.280 up to you know upstairs so that you know the see the servants are supposed to be seen and not heard
03:25:04.400 you don't even want to see them that's why they travel through their own little
03:25:07.440 fucking travel ways through the house right it's a cool old house man fuck saint john's got some
03:25:12.400 fucking wicked old fucking homes yeah yeah i think we got like a few of those here too
03:25:17.520 they're pretty old and have some crazy shit in them and i've heard we've also got tunnels as well
03:25:24.240 yeah there's a few same here and there's tunnels going on um
03:25:30.320 the old gauge house was another cool one too man fucking
03:25:34.800 yeah there's some nice old houses down around where i'm at because you
03:25:38.640 you gotta figure it goes back quite a ways like
03:25:43.600 revolutionary war war of 1812 there's still a lot of those buildings some of them still standing
03:25:48.400 they're witness to those times and shit like there's still witness trees and witness buildings from
03:25:54.240 all those times the war of 1812 and shit
03:26:00.720 makes me wonder when when the fuck did we
03:26:02.800 if i can become a city here
03:26:13.280 1856 all right
03:26:17.360 that's when we were incorporated as a town
03:26:24.400 have they taken down the homeless encampment yet
03:26:26.400 uh i know i don't think they've done it quite yet but uh it's supposed to be happening
03:26:35.280 now where they're gonna go
03:26:38.320 good question um but we'll see
03:26:43.440 we will see
03:26:46.080 that's funny saint john where i'm from was the first incorporated city in canada apparently
03:26:50.880 well that makes sense though because that's like pretty much the landing spot right yeah
03:27:03.360 first incorporated city was um it's well over that city's over 200 years old now um
03:27:11.360 way over 200 years old um as an established city or whatever fucking
03:27:15.440 oh apparently we were we were discovered by the french explorer la salle
03:27:23.680 la salle
03:27:24.880 drawn to the natural yeah drawn to the natural harbor here in 1679
03:27:35.040 i've seen schools called la salle
03:27:39.440 what was that cool
03:27:42.400 yeah well la salle's outside windsor too right
03:27:45.440 good times good fucking times here in ontario's
03:27:53.280 nope it's all stupid not really
03:27:56.480 are we getting into a storm
03:28:01.200 is it snowing at your house no it's supposed to be windy
03:28:07.040 so you clumped them up yeah i'm pretty sure it's just supposed to be windy
03:28:10.000 i still see sunny it's windy yeah it's very sunny at my house like no clouds but the wind has been
03:28:18.960 picking up significantly
03:28:20.400 but everybody just kept saying it's a big storm it's actually snowing
03:28:29.920 is anyone getting people in ontario right now
03:28:33.360 zero degrees celsius cold feels like minus 16 with the wind uh but it's zero degrees
03:28:39.840 clear and i don't uh what's going on oh it's coming oh jesus christ oh tuesday's supposed to be
03:28:46.160 precipitation and cold or um yeah see yeah kaylee's got it minus 29 this evening uh the snow should
03:28:55.440 be by your place yeah it's a blizzard at kaylee's yeah okay uh yeah it's coming to us now so it's gonna be like tonight it looks like
03:29:06.000 christ for us and it looks like probably about the same time it's hitting you it's gonna hit you
03:29:19.760 and i'm probably about an hour later so yeah we might share a little bit of the same weather but some
03:29:25.200 not always because you you tend to get more snow than i do down here right than i would yeah
03:29:30.880 i know it's dumped on niagara gets dumped on but we're at the tip of the fucking
03:29:38.080 cock right so we don't get as much we're in the armpit and well it's a weird geographical spot where
03:29:42.960 hamilton is man like just seems to miss us we can see it too it's like ah that is toronto ah
03:29:48.720 fucking last night well it's not the glass them now that's right
03:29:56.560 but you can see that fairly you see the mass pretty much i'm coming man and all you do is look
03:30:00.320 up the radar and go yeah i look at my window and also see that same fucking cloud mass and go well
03:30:05.520 it's going that way it's not coming this way yet yeah wait till spring man spring is going to bring
03:30:12.960 some weird shit but it's uh it's gonna be fun
03:30:22.080 i need to get on some concrete work for my foundation
03:30:29.840 so apparently apparently gomez had a
03:30:35.440 selena gomez had a video where she was crying about deported mexicans apparently
03:30:39.760 is she mexican gomez i would assume with gomez
03:30:50.080 of at least mexican descent probably but she's since deleted
03:30:55.600 there's a bunch of protests happening now all the mexicans are out waving mexican flags
03:30:59.680 because they don't want to go back to mexico figure that one out
03:31:03.200 actually actually out there protesting ice waving mexican flags well if you're waving mexican
03:31:17.520 flags why the fuck don't you want to go back to mexico if you want to stay that's not a good
03:31:22.240 message to send there yeah right like maybe you should wave an american flag if you want to stay
03:31:29.680 a duh
03:31:33.200 why is it never smart can't make this
03:31:37.040 okay yeah
03:31:40.240 wave my mexican flag and say how i don't want to go back
03:31:46.720 what the
03:31:47.200 good news though uh in celebrity videos uh theo has a message uh for those who were uh who were deported
03:31:56.080 heard you got deported dude
03:32:02.080 bye
03:32:05.440 adios
03:32:08.800 heard you get deported bye
03:32:13.520 amazing
03:32:14.880 i i did i found that funny though i was like looking at some of the uh the protest footage and
03:32:19.360 is like yeah just a bunch of mexicans out in the street fucking waving mexican flags protesting deportation
03:32:27.920 mexico is so great why don't you want to go back
03:32:32.000 right
03:32:35.040 and and and if the mexicans that came over were so great why doesn't mexico want them back
03:32:41.520 um i'm gonna go with probably because they don't even know they're there in the first minute so
03:32:53.200 like half yeah half of
03:32:57.200 okay isn't there and i'm not i'm not just taking this from nowhere like i remember hearing this
03:33:04.320 that there's a significant portion of the workforce in california that's illegal immigrants
03:33:12.080 like that's illegal yeah like a significant actually
03:33:18.000 yeah it's funny because they were posting videos now some people question whether or not the videos
03:33:22.320 were taken after hours or not but of like markets that are like completely barren uh like waiting
03:33:28.960 rooms that are empty walmarts that are empty and it's like yeah they're saying like everybody's
03:33:33.360 hiding from ice
03:33:38.240 i know
03:33:42.320 right because they're doing raids that's right i forgot they're doing ice raids so that makes sense
03:33:46.640 so take it take a take a note take notes and okay so we try to do this here in canada where we start
03:33:53.120 rounding them up say we could we even could but say we did you'd have a bunch of jeets in everywhere
03:34:00.000 downtown everywhere waving their jeet flags or do you think they'd be downtown waving canadian i know
03:34:06.400 because this is i know they're drifters and they're sneaky sneaky fuckers so they would be you see a
03:34:11.120 bunch of fucking don't deport us and they'd be waving canadian flags like oh no look at us we're just
03:34:15.440 this is going to be a video
03:34:19.280 i don't care what i don't care what flag they're flying
03:34:22.320 yeet
03:34:23.760 yeah
03:34:24.320 fucking yeet
03:34:26.880 bye bye bye yeah well it certainly doesn't make sense when they're flying the flag of their
03:34:31.600 home country and not wanting to go back yeah yeah right like we fled nazi germany we're gonna
03:34:38.480 or i fled russia back in the 80s and and now hey don't deport me and i'm waving the hammer and sickle
03:34:46.480 please don't deport me i'm russian
03:34:50.720 yeah it's backwards for sure zero sense zero fucking zero
03:34:56.720 zero it's man it's hard in the head that is just to wrap your head around that
03:35:02.400 shit well i mean if they're not here legally in the first place they're not real smart so no well
03:35:11.920 or
03:35:14.080 well they are because they're looking because they know like cousin jose made this much money and
03:35:18.640 they're flaunting and they're sending money back home like they're the mr man right like okay you said
03:35:25.520 20 bucks to grandma's like oh jesus this is i guess the joke's on us though because we're paying
03:35:30.000 like 30 of our fucking wages back in taxes and then paying tax on everything and they're here
03:35:35.520 or here and they're illegally so not paying taxes
03:35:42.960 no and they're sending all the money like yeah what do you think about these travel shows i know
03:35:47.840 you do too you guys do i watch a lot of these travel guys who go around and travel and shit
03:35:52.400 and if you look like even in the bronx was it the bronx or new york it's not there's no english
03:35:58.480 signs no english people no white people but they have all these fucking corners where they have
03:36:03.280 all these advertisements where you can send your money back home and it's not here it's not in
03:36:09.360 the states it's not canada but they have like different languages multiple different languages
03:36:15.120 you can go to that place and you can send money back home to nona or mama or your family that's what
03:36:21.200 they do they make as much money because they make a ton of money here compared back home
03:36:24.960 they live like better than we do obviously and they sent and they have money to send back home
03:36:30.560 like because they cheat and bend the system like man yeah and if they're not paying taxes and they're
03:36:35.600 not like you know yeah they're not paying into the same systems that we are then of course they're
03:36:40.800 making they're not working on the books they're working for cash right and what they make is you know
03:36:45.840 untaxable who they rent from is untaxable it's not in the books right and then they're getting free
03:36:51.280 healthcare because they're on welfare too probably so they have an address somewhere where they get
03:36:57.600 welfare checks into or something or disability because well and especially here right yeah
03:37:03.680 fuck man like the system's so overwhelming they can't catch these people they've always said that
03:37:12.320 even back when i was on welfare back in the days like you know like they were pretty well on me like
03:37:18.000 chris are you working yet you're working yet you're working i am now go fuck your hat like
03:37:22.000 fuck i couldn't wait to get on it man fuck i hate welfare i do i do find it funny that they'd be
03:37:30.720 out protesting deportations though because it actually kind of makes me wonder like so how many
03:37:36.400 of you might actually get deported and if you're going to get deported then why are you all gathering in
03:37:43.360 a spot where ice could just come right in and snatch you up with masculine flags going
03:37:51.120 we're over here yeah like like maybe we should find out where these protests are and call up ice
03:37:57.360 and try and collect some of that money yeah you get for turning them in right oh my god do you get
03:38:03.680 money for turning them in they're they're doing it's like crime stuff yeah right yeah they're
03:38:08.320 running programs where you can get paid for turning them in shut the fuck up i've actually
03:38:13.280 debated like like i've debated you shut the fuck up so guess guess who's doing it it's it's the black
03:38:24.160 yeah and i've thought about like trying to set up like a blue sky account and act like i'm trying
03:38:29.200 to help the immigrants in hopes of like finding out where they are so that maybe i could call ice
03:38:35.200 and collect some money no that'd be great amazing you might have to be a u.s citizen in order to
03:38:42.560 collect right well i don't know maybe not who knows i'm not going out
03:38:51.840 right and if so then we can celebrate ice i'm not going back to haiti just like those threats is this
03:38:58.960 illegal alien from haiti ice says he's a gang member with 17 criminal convictions
03:39:04.800 in recent years
03:39:12.160 yo vip let's kick it
03:39:21.520 ice ice baby
03:39:23.520 ice ice baby
03:39:27.600 all right stop collaborate and listen i sit back with my brand new invention something grabs a hold of
03:39:33.680 me tightly flow like a harpoon daily and nightly will it ever stop yo i don't know turn off the
03:39:39.120 lights and i'll glow to the extreme i rock a mic like a vandal light up a stage and wax a chump like
03:39:44.080 a candle dance crush the speaker that booms i'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom deadly
03:39:48.960 deadly when i play a dope melody anything less than the best is a felony love it or leave it you
03:39:54.080 better gain weight you better hit bulls how the kids don't play if there was a problem yo i'll solve it
03:39:59.200 check out the hook why my dj roll balls
03:40:01.120 yeah bravo you're a
03:40:16.880 by the way your videos are awesome i think you're a genius at your craft bravo sir kudos to you for
03:40:21.920 your wonderful videos what the moves there man if i hadn't been right
03:40:29.920 that almost made me as happy as watching the people get hit by brayline is watching people get
03:40:34.400 arrested by ice that's like honestly yeah i feel like those videos and brightline videos
03:40:42.400 yeah yeah two of my favorite things
03:40:45.040 yeah maybe that'll be what i'll do i'll take some of the line videos and then put it to some
03:40:52.480 ozzy fucking crazy train yeah oh do that for me that'll make me super happy
03:41:02.080 i love the bright line videos actually i should check yeah i haven't checked yet today let's see if
03:41:09.040 bright line took someone out today guys yeah yeah i'm sure they did i'm sure too but going up the
03:41:17.040 rails on a crazy train that's cool what you're talking about yeah the bright line in florida
03:41:26.000 train that kills people every day is this right like floridians and jeeps have that in common
03:41:33.120 apparently you can tell he gets super giddy when the train hits somebody yeah right like
03:41:42.080 fucking hit another person
03:41:46.400 well we can show it on rumble can't we
03:41:50.000 yeah we can
03:41:52.720 yeah we can can't show violence on youtube at all
03:41:56.720 which sucks you know we live in a violent world don't you know oh it's so fun
03:42:03.120 let's see i shouldn't get this excited about it but i do because it makes me so happy
03:42:08.400 well it kind of does man well that was stupid you know what i mean like
03:42:14.000 fucking people are dumb man it's like to see dumb people get their fucking
03:42:18.400 shit chris the best part is is that they decided and by they i mean uh whoever planned
03:42:28.480 this to put a bright line it is a high speed it's a high speed rail train that they put right through
03:42:34.800 fucking like residential florida so it's it is fucking booking it yeah whose idea was that
03:42:43.360 yeah nothing else and shit holy that's fucking nothing makes sarah's face light up faster
03:42:48.800 it seems like a safety hazard all right but highly entertaining
03:42:56.320 so entertaining
03:42:59.600 it's really funny but we wouldn't be you wouldn't be you wouldn't find entertaining it was someone
03:43:04.080 that you knew or loved um yeah how do you know i probably would actually like that
03:43:10.080 what are the what's the details you know
03:43:18.000 we told chris not to walk that way we told chris take a cab he didn't he was too cheap he
03:43:22.320 walked and he's drunk yeah he's dead so if people don't understand how
03:43:30.000 darwin's law works that's on them
03:43:31.920 well right back i've been waiting for this email oh my god all right there she goes
03:43:41.680 well that's an email so she's gonna read yeah well she claims it's an email she's probably just
03:43:46.640 sitting there watching more fucking bright line videos getting giddy it's a fresh one it's a new one
03:43:52.480 right just minutes ago
03:43:54.080 fucking sarah yeah something something just ain't right with her i don't know well i want to see
03:44:02.160 some of these videos now right like
03:44:08.160 i thought you were bringing it up i had
03:44:10.560 fucking crazy trains all queued up and ready to go i'm like
03:44:15.200 what's going on here but then she got an email
03:44:18.320 yeah well it could be work
03:44:25.040 could be dick pics we don't know like people i i don't yeah probably offers on the chair
03:44:34.240 right
03:44:37.120 that's what i think it is scratching the sniff chairs
03:44:42.240 fuck like i only thought of that because me and a buddy of mine were working in a fucking uh
03:44:47.920 doctor's office one time to this doctor she was smoking hot and we were we just joked around when
03:44:54.080 she wasn't there when she left we just joked around by going scratch a sniff
03:45:00.320 but guys and moving moving i work for moving companies too and there's a lot of
03:45:05.120 up weird twisted senses of humor man
03:45:08.640 it's like yes guys are in the head we are
03:45:11.760 okay
03:45:15.440 yeah right season desist from double decade absolutely
03:45:21.120 that one that one went too far down the rails i'll find a new book
03:45:27.680 so what you got season desist ordered so you couldn't keep reading this shit or what
03:45:31.040 well no but it it did get a little wild what do we got here i started getting gay right in hollywood
03:45:39.120 it comes a day after a father was killed after the high-speed train slammed into his pickup truck
03:45:44.080 local tense cheryl fournay is live with what's being done to prevent more tragedies on the tracks
03:45:49.120 cheryl hi hi hi and it has become a constant problem drivers ignoring the crossing gates and flashing
03:45:56.400 lights just to try to as we are here today at this intersection that decision could be life-threatening
03:46:05.920 brightline trains are back in service on the tracks in hollywood
03:46:09.360 just hours after a train collided with the white jeep that suv left mangled on the side of the tracks
03:46:15.520 after witnesses spotted the vehicle speeding just seconds before the crash he was chasing with the
03:46:21.200 train yeah we fucked up dixie he must have seen the barriers down he tried to do his zigzag to get
03:46:28.800 drowned the impact forced the surrounding streets to be shut down around north dixie highway and garfield
03:46:35.040 street he got ejected out of the jeep then he had to push the truck off the crash was the second serious
03:46:40.480 collision for brightline in two days on monday 27 year old jake breshnahan was killed when he drove his
03:46:47.360 truck around the downed crossing arms in pompano beach investigators blaming both crashes on drivers
03:46:53.840 circumventing the safety features at the crossing the one minute that you have to wait for that
03:46:58.960 crossing arm to go up is not worth your life the latest figures show at least 64 people have died since
03:47:04.720 2018 in brightline related collisions but operators of the high speed commuter rail service have outlined a
03:47:11.760 45 million dollar public private funding plan to enhance safety at the tracks all aimed at preventing
03:47:18.880 vehicle and pedestrian collisions it involves raising the pavement and adding more high visibility signage
03:47:25.680 at the crossing gates and adding more fencing along raising the pavement is what causes
03:47:30.240 for example what more do you need raising the pavement makes more problems but for people who are
03:47:37.920 carrying trailers i'm sorry hi the bright red flashing lights the massive barriers that go down like
03:47:45.920 this we we need to have more more signage for darwin's finest just saying okay carry on right
03:47:52.800 for the oh i can't okay for the loud drain itself just over half of the price tag for this multi-million
03:48:00.960 dollar safety enhancement project would be paid through a federal grant but that funding source has
03:48:07.200 not yet been finalized it is a work in progress but brightline believes that if and when it comes through
03:48:13.920 nearly 100 lives could be saved over the next 20 years reporting live from hollywood tonight i'm
03:48:19.840 a rough one a local 10 years okay i mean it's just a lot it's a lot i feel like we could save 100
03:48:30.160 morons in the next 20 years and we made it more moron proof like how much more yeah well like i i think
03:48:44.000 trains are already moron they should be moron proof i mean it's pretty like how do you not see
03:48:49.680 here or any of that like you know it's coming they've only been around for quite some time now if you
03:48:57.040 drive around the barriers that are down and the flashing lights
03:49:05.440 it means you're gonna get fucked up yeah if you go through a red light you know it's a red light
03:49:10.080 you know why they're red lights that means stop in every language
03:49:14.800 just like it's a natural it's a natural uh like a predatory thing right like predators like you
03:49:23.440 know uh spiders that have red dots on them so the other animals are like whoa
03:49:29.360 i am not gonna eat that you know danger exactly exactly
03:49:34.400 anyway but then if you're from florida it's like shallows yeah well i mean if you've ever read a
03:49:43.840 story that starts off florida man it makes sense yeah wildly entertaining i'm a huge fan yeah there's
03:49:51.200 like there's like a like a game or something where you got to put in uh florida man and then like the
03:49:56.000 date of your birth and see what the florida man headline was something like that that sounds fun
03:50:04.400 can we do that
03:50:07.280 right now recent ones are pretty good
03:50:10.080 all right all right i'm not gonna put in the year yeah i was gonna say i'm not gonna tell you
03:50:20.000 oh they're beautiful beautiful beautiful love it love this for me and my birthday
03:50:29.920 what is it florida man died in explosion after attempting to microwave a microwave
03:50:47.840 that's amazing
03:50:52.400 i have a lot of questions yeah
03:50:54.720 well my first question is there's a microwave big enough to fit another microwave great
03:51:07.040 yes but why when was this when was this what year was this uh looks to be 2019
03:51:18.880 maybe or well no i guess this would have been uh yeah no this is just
03:51:24.720 never mind okay put in my birthday 18. put in a zero two one eight
03:51:34.560 hold on
03:51:38.080 what date
03:51:40.800 one eight
03:51:43.760 yeah but what date like february
03:51:49.600 february
03:51:50.240 three eight eight three eight eight survey says oh this this could be good
03:52:00.160 florida man trying to kill demons tormenting him went on sledgehammer spree
03:52:09.280 yeah
03:52:13.440 Feliz cumpleaños.
03:52:18.660 What's the date today?
03:52:20.380 Let's see what it is today.
03:52:23.160 Today, 27.
03:52:24.220 January 27.
03:52:29.040 That's great.
03:52:31.620 Okay.
03:52:32.440 So, Warman prompts
03:52:34.380 evacuation at Taco Bell
03:52:36.120 after bringing grenade he found
03:52:38.080 while fishing.
03:52:43.440 Yep.
03:52:48.140 Florida.
03:52:50.800 All right.
03:52:52.020 Now, I'm going to be
03:52:54.060 I assume that is magnet
03:52:56.160 fishing, obviously, but yes.
03:52:58.640 Yeah.
03:53:00.080 All right.
03:53:01.300 It's amazing.
03:53:04.580 Chris just reminded me it's
03:53:06.160 nat time.
03:53:07.400 All right.
03:53:12.920 I'm just going to leave
03:53:13.900 that one alone.
03:53:15.580 How about that?
03:53:17.820 Relax.
03:53:22.340 You relax.
03:53:24.560 What else is happening?
03:53:27.540 Not a whole lot.
03:53:29.900 No.
03:53:30.700 That's it.
03:53:32.600 Archewitz is trending.
03:53:36.720 Something.
03:53:37.320 Maybe because
03:53:40.060 it's a Holocaust
03:53:41.380 remembering state.
03:53:44.060 Is that what it is today?
03:53:45.460 For real?
03:53:45.740 Yeah, right.
03:53:46.700 The old
03:53:47.320 forced Holocaust
03:53:50.180 remembering.
03:53:51.300 You better remember
03:53:52.480 six million times.
03:53:55.580 It's definitely something
03:53:56.600 you couldn't say before.
03:53:58.160 Auschwitz is trending.
03:53:59.120 No, it's
03:54:02.680 it's
03:54:03.040 it's not my birthday.
03:54:04.460 It was with a happy birthday.
03:54:06.320 It's not my birthday yet.
03:54:07.720 Not yet.
03:54:08.140 It's not.
03:54:08.980 It's not his birthday.
03:54:10.040 And don't wish him a happy birthday.
03:54:11.200 No one likes him anyway.
03:54:12.800 Guys, don't pretend.
03:54:14.160 You can wish me a happy birthday
03:54:15.540 on my birthday.
03:54:16.500 Nobody likes
03:54:17.060 nobody likes John.
03:54:18.280 Guys.
03:54:20.060 He has a girlfriend.
03:54:21.620 She'll wish him a happy birthday.
03:54:23.420 Nobody else actually likes him.
03:54:24.660 Even Chris.
03:54:28.960 Look at Chris is just like,
03:54:29.960 see, I don't even like it.
03:54:31.120 He's not even my friend.
03:54:35.540 Hang out.
03:54:36.400 I don't know.
03:54:37.060 Oh, you're lucky.
03:54:40.560 It all turned down.
03:54:42.240 Oh, he just showed up for one day.
03:54:45.460 It's like an adopted dog program
03:54:47.160 from the SPCA.
03:54:52.460 Right?
03:54:53.260 That makes sense
03:54:54.180 because I have said
03:54:54.900 that Chris is
03:54:55.560 Chris is like a puppy, right?
03:54:57.260 You know he's going to
03:54:57.860 shit on the rug
03:54:58.440 but you love him anyway.
03:55:02.260 I'd be all proud of it.
03:55:03.280 Like, look what I did.
03:55:04.140 See?
03:55:04.500 Look at that.
03:55:06.480 You do too.
03:55:07.700 I did that.
03:55:09.460 Like,
03:55:10.160 now it's furniture.
03:55:11.380 Look at that.
03:55:12.740 Would you look at that?
03:55:13.440 Look at it.
03:55:16.440 Yeah, right?
03:55:17.140 It's amazing.
03:55:17.840 See?
03:55:18.260 I mean,
03:55:18.740 if you leave it long enough
03:55:19.700 it can be a coaster,
03:55:20.740 I guess.
03:55:22.160 Rose?
03:55:22.480 Rose?
03:55:24.180 That's just testing.
03:55:27.440 Oh,
03:55:28.400 no,
03:55:28.840 seriously.
03:55:29.600 There's the business idea
03:55:30.840 right there.
03:55:32.860 Your dog takes a shit,
03:55:35.060 gets something
03:55:35.980 to kind of compact it,
03:55:37.560 let it dry,
03:55:38.500 sell it to Jeets's coasters.
03:55:39.940 Just put a toilet on it.
03:55:46.920 Right?
03:55:48.820 Guaranteed.
03:55:49.280 They'll be okay with it.
03:55:51.240 No.
03:55:52.080 What?
03:55:52.460 They have fucking,
03:55:53.320 like,
03:55:53.580 they have little fucking
03:55:54.620 cow cakes
03:55:55.280 that they burn.
03:55:57.560 Like,
03:55:58.960 you can get them
03:56:00.320 on Amazon,
03:56:01.200 too.
03:56:02.120 And the one I was reading
03:56:03.140 claims that it helps
03:56:04.060 fix the ozone,
03:56:05.000 so I guess that's
03:56:05.620 what happened there.
03:56:06.940 I'm sorry,
03:56:07.740 why?
03:56:09.640 You can buy poo?
03:56:10.600 I'm dead serious.
03:56:12.440 You can't buy poo
03:56:13.300 on Amazon,
03:56:13.920 that's weird.
03:56:16.100 No.
03:56:16.640 You can't actually.
03:56:17.320 You can't.
03:56:17.900 If you go to Amazon
03:56:18.840 and put,
03:56:20.400 I am dead
03:56:21.100 fucking serious.
03:56:22.700 I was already
03:56:23.640 looking at them.
03:56:24.880 I'm literally,
03:56:25.460 I'm going to call bullshit
03:56:26.480 because it's poo.
03:56:29.920 You can't buy poo.
03:56:31.960 I don't want to deal with poo.
03:56:33.540 Cow cakes,
03:56:34.380 Amazon,
03:56:34.700 and I'll send you
03:56:36.740 a link.
03:56:37.920 No.
03:56:39.040 Yeah,
03:56:39.400 cow dung cake.
03:56:40.960 That's what it's called.
03:56:42.560 Excuse me?
03:56:43.440 You can get it in brown.
03:56:45.380 No.
03:56:46.220 You can get a pack
03:56:46.860 of 30 here.
03:56:49.200 Okay?
03:56:49.740 You're so full of shit.
03:56:52.000 $143.
03:56:53.300 No.
03:56:54.740 $143.
03:56:55.680 You can get these.
03:56:55.940 You're lying.
03:56:56.420 Don't send it to me.
03:56:57.500 I don't believe you
03:56:58.380 and I don't want to see it.
03:56:59.720 Nope.
03:57:01.540 No.
03:57:01.940 Go away.
03:57:03.240 Shit.
03:57:03.880 On Amazon.
03:57:05.320 That's the way it is.
03:57:07.200 Yeah.
03:57:07.680 100%.
03:57:08.600 Okay.
03:57:12.180 So here you go.
03:57:12.800 Here you go.
03:57:15.980 Positive aura
03:57:17.080 and energies.
03:57:18.420 It saves us
03:57:19.700 from ill effects
03:57:20.760 and negative energy.
03:57:22.740 100%
03:57:23.960 pure cow dung cake
03:57:25.580 from organic
03:57:26.240 certified farm
03:57:27.340 for individual
03:57:28.200 livestock
03:57:30.400 or crop operations.
03:57:32.380 It is enriched
03:57:33.900 with gal mutra
03:57:35.260 and beneficial bacteria
03:57:37.120 made from
03:57:37.880 Desi cows
03:57:38.760 dung
03:57:39.960 Oh.
03:57:41.220 You
03:57:41.340 used in havens
03:57:45.960 or havans
03:57:47.100 maybe
03:57:47.600 in combination
03:57:48.840 with pure cow ghee
03:57:50.340 which is clarified butter
03:57:51.560 which is offered
03:57:53.220 as part of rituals
03:57:54.600 is said to strengthen
03:57:56.560 the ozone layer
03:57:57.720 which shields
03:57:59.300 the earth
03:57:59.920 from harmful
03:58:01.020 radiation
03:58:01.720 also used
03:58:03.300 in
03:58:03.700 Agno
03:58:04.720 Puja
03:58:05.660 it's the
03:58:07.120 Diwali Puja
03:58:08.060 cow dung
03:58:08.580 and people buy
03:58:09.620 this shit
03:58:10.060 and today
03:58:10.540 burn the cow dung
03:58:12.420 okay like
03:58:13.160 here's the fucked up
03:58:14.280 part right
03:58:14.840 cow farts
03:58:15.900 are bad
03:58:17.080 for the environment
03:58:17.960 burn cow shit
03:58:20.460 it repairs
03:58:21.480 the ozone
03:58:22.040 it repairs
03:58:23.400 it
03:58:23.600 they're gonna repair
03:58:25.060 the ozone
03:58:25.480 by one shit
03:58:26.340 dung at a time
03:58:27.100 let's go
03:58:27.740 supplies
03:58:28.320 there you go
03:58:29.940 so if you've ever
03:58:30.560 been wondering
03:58:31.080 what happened
03:58:31.760 with the hole
03:58:32.340 in the ozone
03:58:33.040 the Jeets fixed it
03:58:34.560 by burning cow shit
03:58:35.620 yeah
03:58:36.520 that they bought
03:58:37.740 on Amazon
03:58:38.400 for the Puja
03:58:41.220 yeah
03:58:41.880 is that really
03:58:44.640 what it's called
03:58:45.160 is a Puja festival
03:58:46.120 well Puja is
03:58:50.480 apparently
03:58:51.020 I looked it up
03:58:53.220 the other day
03:58:53.720 it's like some
03:58:54.140 sort of rituals
03:58:54.860 that they do
03:58:56.300 let's see
03:59:01.420 no I don't
03:59:02.300 apparently there's
03:59:03.780 an actress named
03:59:04.560 Puja
03:59:04.940 great
03:59:05.660 Puja
03:59:08.640 is derived
03:59:09.640 from a Sanskrit
03:59:11.740 word meaning
03:59:12.840 to honor
03:59:13.680 or to worship
03:59:15.760 many Hindu
03:59:17.480 people practice
03:59:18.460 Puja
03:59:18.820 to strengthen
03:59:19.800 their spiritual
03:59:20.600 and physical
03:59:21.240 lives
03:59:21.820 by showing
03:59:22.880 their devotion
03:59:23.740 to the trends
03:59:24.840 of the Vedas
03:59:25.940 a set of practices
03:59:27.700 and knowledge
03:59:28.360 designed to enhance
03:59:29.420 the daily lives
03:59:30.360 of those who practice
03:59:31.400 the Hindu faith
03:59:32.220 part of Puja
03:59:33.240 can be burning
03:59:34.520 cow poop
03:59:35.020 that sounds
03:59:37.300 dumb
03:59:37.660 there you go
03:59:40.860 and actually
03:59:41.580 they also cook
03:59:42.280 with it too
03:59:42.860 like they
03:59:43.340 like they'll
03:59:44.240 use these
03:59:44.700 cow dung cakes
03:59:45.520 like we would
03:59:46.360 use like charcoal
03:59:47.700 yeah
03:59:48.640 cow dung cake
03:59:56.500 cow dung
03:59:57.700 love that
03:59:58.800 smoked cow dung
03:59:59.660 flavor on my
04:00:00.460 meat when I'm
04:00:01.240 cooking it
04:00:01.680 right
04:00:02.040 yeah right
04:00:04.440 instead of using
04:00:06.000 like hickory or
04:00:06.960 smoked applewood
04:00:07.880 yeah
04:00:09.040 no
04:00:09.960 cow dung
04:00:11.280 no
04:00:12.440 yeah Puja
04:00:13.280 let's get her
04:00:14.600 done
04:00:14.860 no
04:00:16.500 but yeah
04:00:18.060 and they're
04:00:19.380 rather expensive
04:00:20.280 too
04:00:20.740 right
04:00:21.060 like a 50
04:00:21.720 piece box
04:00:22.380 of cow dung
04:00:23.180 cakes
04:00:23.560 is 178
04:00:24.880 dollars
04:00:25.380 like there's
04:00:30.020 money and shit
04:00:30.660 apparently
04:00:31.140 we're in the wrong
04:00:32.100 business
04:00:32.460 everybody has
04:00:33.000 some things
04:00:33.320 I have questions
04:00:35.440 I don't like
04:00:37.020 cow shit
04:00:37.540 I used to
04:00:37.940 shovel
04:00:38.120 cow shit
04:00:38.480 I mean
04:00:40.300 look
04:00:41.260 look
04:00:41.880 it's probably
04:00:42.880 not your first
04:00:43.640 choice but it's
04:00:44.300 a solid number
04:00:44.960 seriously
04:00:49.220 dad jokes
04:00:53.820 well if you get
04:00:55.700 the poof
04:00:56.220 like it's like
04:00:59.260 it reminds me of
04:00:59.940 stopping Tom
04:01:00.640 like fucking
04:01:01.400 the cowsy dunsy
04:01:02.960 clock
04:01:03.340 fucking
04:01:03.840 from Newfoundland
04:01:04.800 they drove
04:01:05.120 all the way to
04:01:05.560 Toronto
04:01:05.920 make it big
04:01:07.080 right
04:01:07.840 the cowsy dunsy
04:01:11.420 clock
04:01:11.780 man
04:01:12.140 you guys
04:01:13.260 you guys know
04:01:13.800 that song
04:01:14.260 I
04:01:14.920 I
04:01:16.040 I
04:01:17.880 wonder
04:01:18.140 my question
04:01:19.840 is is how
04:01:20.380 would they know
04:01:20.940 which cows
04:01:21.580 this comes from
04:01:22.520 right
04:01:22.760 we could just
04:01:24.260 go into business
04:01:24.940 and sell
04:01:26.180 cow dung cakes
04:01:27.560 to
04:01:27.860 all the geats
04:01:29.080 here
04:01:29.360 has to be
04:01:31.520 an orange
04:01:31.840 one that
04:01:32.220 won't
04:01:32.640 lean against
04:01:33.000 we'll fix
04:01:33.340 the ozone
04:01:33.760 we'll grab it
04:01:35.080 fucking weird
04:01:40.080 holy fuck
04:01:40.680 that's windy
04:01:41.100 man
04:01:41.720 something like
04:01:45.600 that
04:01:46.340 it's fucking
04:01:47.060 windy
04:01:47.260 what's it say
04:01:51.700 for us
04:01:52.140 I know
04:01:52.520 it was telling
04:01:52.960 us that we're
04:01:53.500 gonna get like
04:01:53.980 70 kilometer
04:01:54.680 an hour winds
04:01:55.480 or some shit
04:01:56.180 it's a wee
04:02:01.120 windy
04:02:01.360 something to
04:02:01.720 that effect
04:02:02.240 whatever
04:02:04.640 I'm inside
04:02:05.660 I don't give a
04:02:06.200 shit
04:02:06.440 that old
04:02:07.680 fucking tree
04:02:08.200 of mine
04:02:08.440 would have
04:02:08.640 been
04:02:08.820 fucking
04:02:09.240 crushed
04:02:09.580 my house
04:02:09.940 by now
04:02:10.280 if I
04:02:10.460 didn't
04:02:10.560 take that
04:02:10.880 fucker
04:02:11.160 down
04:02:11.340 then
04:02:11.600 that's
04:02:18.700 what happens
04:02:19.320 when cousins
04:02:20.140 fuck
04:02:20.620 Steven with
04:02:21.580 an S
04:02:22.020 they do
04:02:24.620 like doing
04:02:25.040 that in
04:02:25.420 India
04:02:25.720 right
04:02:28.000 especially
04:02:28.520 actually
04:02:28.840 Pakistan
04:02:29.400 especially
04:02:30.140 I had
04:02:30.960 I remember
04:02:32.940 I was like
04:02:33.360 ripping on
04:02:34.040 some G
04:02:34.480 on X
04:02:35.060 so I was
04:02:35.560 like looking
04:02:35.960 up some
04:02:36.300 stats
04:02:36.780 they say
04:02:38.020 7% of
04:02:39.020 marriages
04:02:39.380 in India
04:02:39.940 are a
04:02:40.500 cousin
04:02:40.820 or a
04:02:41.460 closer
04:02:41.820 relation
04:02:42.480 30%
04:02:45.000 in Pakistan
04:02:46.040 so
04:02:46.980 there you
04:02:48.420 go
04:02:48.660 it all
04:02:55.120 depends
04:02:55.340 where you
04:02:55.580 get your
04:02:55.820 stats
04:02:56.120 from
04:02:56.360 too
04:02:56.560 right
04:02:56.800 because
04:02:57.120 some
04:02:57.680 people
04:02:57.880 are
04:02:58.200 slightly
04:02:58.640 biased
04:02:59.160 those
04:03:00.340 who
04:03:00.480 keep
04:03:00.660 the
04:03:00.820 stats
04:03:01.180 the
04:03:01.940 keeper
04:03:02.200 of
04:03:02.360 the
04:03:02.480 numbers
04:03:02.840 something
04:03:06.560 else
04:03:06.760 gotta be
04:03:07.020 careful
04:03:07.300 too
04:03:07.580 man
04:03:07.820 like
04:03:07.980 when I
04:03:08.260 look at
04:03:08.500 stats
04:03:08.860 I never
04:03:09.480 trust
04:03:09.900 any
04:03:10.240 first
04:03:10.600 statistic
04:03:12.000 that I
04:03:12.320 see
04:03:12.480 it's
04:03:12.640 like
04:03:12.760 I
04:03:13.000 don't
04:03:13.360 know
04:03:13.540 about
04:03:13.740 that
04:03:14.040 and
04:03:15.400 I'll
04:03:15.560 check
04:03:15.780 on
04:03:15.940 another
04:03:16.160 stat
04:03:16.580 from
04:03:18.260 three
04:03:18.520 different
04:03:18.760 sources
04:03:19.140 and
04:03:19.360 then
04:03:19.460 I'll
04:03:19.580 pick
04:03:20.060 the
04:03:22.340 middle
04:03:22.540 right
04:03:23.100 fuck
04:03:26.500 it
04:03:26.600 I'd
04:03:26.760 rather
04:03:26.960 just
04:03:27.200 make
04:03:27.420 my
04:03:27.640 stats
04:03:27.960 up
04:03:28.240 yeah
04:03:29.600 why
04:03:29.800 not
04:03:30.100 like
04:03:32.620 I
04:03:32.740 figured
04:03:33.000 there's
04:03:33.220 at least
04:03:33.500 65%
04:03:34.700 of
04:03:35.000 Canadians
04:03:35.680 that work
04:03:35.960 for the
04:03:36.180 government
04:03:36.480 right
04:03:37.780 I'm not
04:03:40.420 making
04:03:40.540 that is
04:03:41.200 that is
04:03:41.720 pretty
04:03:42.120 close
04:03:42.480 I
04:03:43.980 want to
04:03:46.380 see
04:03:46.500 everybody's
04:03:46.920 pay
04:03:47.100 stub
04:03:47.360 yeah
04:03:48.660 you're
04:03:48.940 working
04:03:49.120 for
04:03:49.360 either
04:03:49.680 directly
04:03:50.320 or
04:03:50.580 indirectly
04:03:51.100 for
04:03:51.360 the
04:03:51.460 government
04:03:51.760 well
04:03:52.660 we all
04:03:52.980 are
04:03:53.200 because
04:03:53.380 we're
04:03:53.500 all
04:03:53.640 paying
04:03:53.840 the
04:03:53.980 government
04:03:54.240 but
04:03:54.560 these
04:03:56.020 guys
04:03:56.220 get the
04:03:56.440 benefits
04:03:56.860 and they
04:03:57.160 pay
04:03:57.680 well
04:03:58.020 we're
04:03:58.320 well
04:04:00.500 they're
04:04:00.680 robbing
04:04:01.120 us
04:04:01.540 really
04:04:01.960 we're
04:04:02.140 not
04:04:02.320 paying
04:04:02.660 them
04:04:02.840 they're
04:04:03.020 just
04:04:03.220 stealing
04:04:03.660 it
04:04:03.860 from
04:04:04.080 us
04:04:04.360 so
04:04:04.800 I
04:04:05.560 see
04:04:06.600 a
04:04:06.760 distinguishable
04:04:07.400 difference
04:04:07.960 yeah
04:04:09.180 unions
04:04:09.640 are
04:04:09.900 like
04:04:10.840 how many
04:04:11.100 times
04:04:11.420 because
04:04:12.080 parents
04:04:12.560 fucking
04:04:12.860 rely
04:04:13.180 on
04:04:13.440 their
04:04:13.640 kids
04:04:13.820 to go
04:04:14.000 to
04:04:14.120 school
04:04:14.360 but
04:04:14.840 teachers
04:04:15.140 go on
04:04:15.500 strike
04:04:15.800 every
04:04:16.040 fucking
04:04:16.300 year
04:04:16.580 for
04:04:16.780 what
04:04:16.980 for
04:04:17.120 more
04:04:17.300 money
04:04:17.560 like
04:04:18.300 those
04:04:18.720 ones
04:04:19.400 in the
04:04:19.660 union
04:04:19.880 that
04:04:20.040 can hold
04:04:20.400 you
04:04:20.560 hostage
04:04:20.920 will
04:04:21.220 hold
04:04:21.740 you
04:04:21.920 hostage
04:04:22.240 for
04:04:22.520 more
04:04:22.740 money
04:04:23.060 and they
04:04:24.760 have
04:04:24.960 that
04:04:25.140 fucking
04:04:25.380 right
04:04:25.800 there
04:04:26.300 was
04:04:26.520 a
04:04:26.880 video
04:04:31.400 that was
04:04:31.940 actually
04:04:32.260 talking
04:04:32.680 about
04:04:32.940 just
04:04:33.160 how
04:04:33.400 much
04:04:33.660 money
04:04:34.000 the
04:04:34.240 government
04:04:34.600 brings
04:04:35.080 in
04:04:35.400 in
04:04:35.680 taxes
04:04:36.160 like
04:04:36.900 and I
04:04:37.220 mean
04:04:37.420 like
04:04:37.700 all
04:04:38.200 taxes
04:04:39.180 like
04:04:39.980 your
04:04:40.180 income
04:04:40.540 tax
04:04:41.620 sales
04:04:42.100 tax
04:04:42.700 fucking
04:04:43.140 all
04:04:43.440 of
04:04:43.560 that
04:04:43.740 shit
04:04:44.040 it's
04:04:44.620 like
04:04:44.780 466
04:04:45.860 trillion
04:04:46.620 dollars
04:04:47.280 now just
04:04:52.200 think about
04:04:52.940 that just
04:04:53.380 for a
04:04:53.740 moment
04:04:54.100 right
04:04:55.060 466
04:04:56.400 trillion
04:04:57.220 dollars
04:04:57.800 this
04:04:58.220 government
04:04:58.600 has to
04:04:59.300 work
04:04:59.620 with
04:04:59.940 and our
04:05:01.580 healthcare
04:05:02.000 is shit
04:05:02.760 our
04:05:03.400 education
04:05:04.120 is shit
04:05:04.980 everything
04:05:05.760 about this
04:05:06.780 country is
04:05:07.360 shit right
04:05:07.840 now but
04:05:08.340 yeah but
04:05:09.660 yeah we
04:05:09.960 have 466
04:05:11.000 trillion
04:05:11.520 dollars to
04:05:12.020 use
04:05:12.320 yeah and
04:05:14.320 uh
04:05:14.760 i don't
04:05:16.120 see any
04:05:16.440 new
04:05:16.660 hospitals
04:05:17.140 with
04:05:17.780 brilliant
04:05:18.360 young
04:05:18.720 doctors
04:05:19.160 in them
04:05:19.600 that are
04:05:20.940 canadian
04:05:21.340 or american
04:05:24.440 or sweet
04:05:25.240 i don't give a
04:05:25.700 fuck
04:05:26.000 i don't think
04:05:26.720 you can speak
04:05:27.000 english and
04:05:27.520 you're a
04:05:27.740 doctor in
04:05:28.220 canada
04:05:28.540 it's just
04:05:31.760 insane to
04:05:32.360 me right
04:05:32.820 like
04:05:33.280 there's
04:05:33.580 tent
04:05:33.840 cities
04:05:34.240 466
04:05:35.240 trillion
04:05:35.840 dollars
04:05:36.240 i would
04:05:37.200 expect that
04:05:37.800 we should
04:05:38.120 be able to
04:05:38.520 fucking
04:05:38.760 have a
04:05:39.500 working
04:05:40.180 country
04:05:40.680 with a
04:05:41.360 good
04:05:41.580 healthcare
04:05:41.920 system
04:05:42.500 and everything
04:05:43.140 else
04:05:43.620 yeah
04:05:44.980 and i guess
04:05:49.020 for our
04:05:49.380 tent cities
04:05:49.900 we need to
04:05:50.340 build
04:05:50.600 like
04:05:51.160 fucking
04:05:51.540 like
04:05:53.060 aquarium
04:05:54.000 style
04:05:54.480 fucking
04:05:54.980 uh
04:05:55.600 shelters
04:05:56.880 that they
04:05:58.680 can fucking
04:05:59.080 pitch their
04:05:59.460 tents in
04:05:59.980 or live
04:06:00.480 in
04:06:00.780 and it'll
04:06:01.720 be like
04:06:01.960 a big
04:06:02.220 daycare
04:06:02.660 center
04:06:03.000 you ought
04:06:03.360 to have
04:06:03.640 fucking
04:06:03.860 armed
04:06:04.100 guards
04:06:04.480 there
04:06:04.740 and shit
04:06:05.100 and people
04:06:05.460 with fucking
04:06:05.920 narcan
04:06:06.540 on available
04:06:07.540 all 24
04:06:08.500 7
04:06:08.880 it's like
04:06:09.960 there should
04:06:11.720 be that
04:06:12.140 but like
04:06:12.680 not in
04:06:13.280 the city
04:06:13.600 there's no
04:06:14.920 need for
04:06:15.280 having tent
04:06:15.760 people
04:06:16.180 camped out
04:06:17.300 and sleeping
04:06:17.920 in fucking
04:06:18.440 streets and
04:06:19.180 shit man
04:06:19.620 i you know
04:06:21.620 what i i just
04:06:22.640 did some quick
04:06:23.320 math okay
04:06:25.180 let me just
04:06:26.040 see here
04:06:26.780 yeah so
04:06:30.360 that 466
04:06:32.420 trillion
04:06:33.260 divide that
04:06:36.700 by like
04:06:37.140 30 million
04:06:38.040 which should
04:06:38.760 be the
04:06:39.320 population
04:06:40.380 of canada
04:06:41.000 maybe well
04:06:41.740 maybe a
04:06:42.160 little bit
04:06:42.440 more but
04:06:42.780 if you
04:06:43.020 did that
04:06:43.460 30 million
04:06:44.120 that'd be
04:06:44.620 uh 15
04:06:45.440 million dollars
04:06:46.140 for everybody
04:06:46.720 yeah i'd
04:06:49.220 rather have
04:06:49.620 that right
04:06:51.600 just give
04:06:53.000 me the
04:06:53.240 fucking money
04:06:53.880 give me a
04:06:54.600 million and
04:06:55.300 i'll be fine
04:06:55.900 give me a
04:06:56.300 million bucks
04:06:56.800 i'll you'll
04:06:57.360 never see me
04:06:57.840 again and
04:07:00.280 i'll be fine
04:07:00.700 right
04:07:01.060 actually that
04:07:04.200 might even be
04:07:04.680 more i might
04:07:05.280 be missing a
04:07:06.120 decimal here
04:07:07.100 or something
04:07:07.540 but it's
04:07:09.160 just that's
04:07:09.600 fucking insane
04:07:10.520 that's the
04:07:11.380 amount of
04:07:11.740 money that
04:07:12.140 they're bringing
04:07:12.580 in and
04:07:13.800 somehow this
04:07:16.920 is a shithole
04:07:17.700 or becoming
04:07:18.580 one at least
04:07:19.360 well we have
04:07:20.100 to we have
04:07:20.660 to pay down
04:07:21.240 the debt
04:07:21.600 right so
04:07:22.060 they're paying
04:07:22.440 more in interest
04:07:23.060 on our debt
04:07:23.660 than when they
04:07:26.060 had to spend
04:07:26.640 right what
04:07:30.100 they're bringing
04:07:30.420 in yeah i'm
04:07:31.620 making a big
04:07:32.020 paycheck i'm
04:07:32.580 bringing in a
04:07:32.960 bunch of money
04:07:33.440 but i gotta
04:07:34.340 pay bob
04:07:34.920 because it
04:07:35.200 is fucking
04:07:35.620 like it's
04:07:37.420 like those
04:07:37.700 guys who
04:07:38.040 live out
04:07:38.260 the gut
04:07:38.540 truck on
04:07:39.460 the job
04:07:39.800 sites man
04:07:40.320 every week
04:07:41.540 man they
04:07:41.920 get paid
04:07:42.360 and they're
04:07:43.260 paying their
04:07:43.680 fucking bill
04:07:44.300 from the
04:07:44.600 gut wagon
04:07:45.120 and they
04:07:46.500 spend all
04:07:46.860 their money
04:07:47.160 on strippers
04:07:47.700 and blow
04:07:48.120 on the
04:07:48.400 weekend so
04:07:49.120 yeah they're
04:07:49.540 broke every
04:07:50.020 fucking payday
04:07:50.720 it's uh
04:07:51.560 that's our
04:07:52.460 country
04:07:52.760 it's it's
04:07:55.320 just funny to
04:07:55.980 think though that
04:07:56.660 if they just
04:07:57.280 took all that
04:07:58.000 tax money and
04:07:58.700 gave it back to
04:07:59.420 everybody we'd be
04:08:00.180 in a much
04:08:00.520 better position
04:08:01.200 right like
04:08:02.740 yeah it just
04:08:05.500 goes to show
04:08:05.980 we're we're
04:08:06.660 better at doing
04:08:07.400 it ourselves
04:08:07.860 anyway because
04:08:08.900 we're better at
04:08:09.600 building and
04:08:10.360 innovating and
04:08:11.120 if if we
04:08:11.880 weren't so
04:08:12.320 stifled we'd
04:08:13.880 be having more
04:08:14.440 babies like uh
04:08:16.180 and we'd be
04:08:16.720 trading our own
04:08:17.440 businesses and
04:08:18.040 starting up our
04:08:18.640 own fucking
04:08:19.080 entrepreneur shit
04:08:19.900 we'd be doing
04:08:20.760 shit but we
04:08:21.420 can't because
04:08:21.920 there's no we
04:08:22.360 can't man because
04:08:23.840 you fuckers in
04:08:24.520 your goddamn
04:08:25.040 thumb like yes
04:08:26.680 give us a goddamn
04:08:27.320 tax break man
04:08:28.140 you'd be surprised
04:08:28.720 what canadians are
04:08:29.360 capable of man
04:08:30.120 we can though
04:08:31.400 we just have to
04:08:32.120 use that we
04:08:32.940 have to use
04:08:34.060 the system
04:08:34.700 or don't use
04:08:37.260 the system like
04:08:38.140 that's the thing
04:08:39.020 like you can
04:08:40.100 work outside of
04:08:41.040 the system as a
04:08:41.800 lot of us know
04:08:42.560 right like that's
04:08:43.520 how a lot of us
04:08:44.140 operate which is
04:08:45.600 outside of the
04:08:46.260 system just like I
04:08:47.160 said earlier when I
04:08:47.900 was talking about
04:08:48.580 the the recipe I
04:08:49.840 was making all
04:08:50.800 kinds of the
04:08:51.440 ingredients that I
04:08:52.180 have are from
04:08:52.820 people in this
04:08:53.460 community who I've
04:08:54.540 you know who I
04:08:55.880 share stuff with
04:08:56.860 right that's how
04:08:58.720 we do stuff that's
04:08:59.660 how it works and
04:09:00.400 that's how again
04:09:01.180 like we start
04:09:01.860 these like we
04:09:02.620 have to find we
04:09:03.420 have to be stop
04:09:04.940 putting our money
04:09:06.380 and using the
04:09:08.300 places that are
04:09:09.460 not that are
04:09:10.160 nonce like we
04:09:11.120 can't be going to
04:09:11.800 the places that
04:09:12.360 are run by those
04:09:12.940 people we can't be
04:09:14.100 supporting those
04:09:14.900 industries and we
04:09:15.640 can't be you know
04:09:16.640 see brown
04:09:18.480 work outside of it
04:09:19.220 yeah like yeah I
04:09:22.020 know and I and I
04:09:23.080 have done like I've
04:09:24.220 walked into somewhere
04:09:25.040 I remember walking
04:09:26.600 into McDonald's the
04:09:27.520 one day because I
04:09:28.720 was like I'm going to
04:09:29.900 grab some McDonald's
04:09:30.880 I walked in and
04:09:31.880 every single fucking
04:09:33.040 person behind the
04:09:33.980 counter was a G I
04:09:35.100 just laughed yeah
04:09:36.520 bye see you yeah
04:09:38.360 yeah like yeah
04:09:40.500 like what's the point
04:09:41.460 like that like that's
04:09:42.560 and that's what I
04:09:43.060 mean like nothing's
04:09:44.000 going to work out
04:09:45.040 so he froze up
04:09:51.860 Johnny is
04:09:52.400 on a delay
04:09:53.520 yeah no I'm on a
04:09:56.140 delay but yeah I
04:09:56.720 was going to say it
04:09:57.460 did work out though
04:09:58.120 because it just made
04:09:58.800 me go to Metro and
04:09:59.680 get some steaks
04:10:00.320 instead but
04:10:01.280 see it's better for
04:10:03.460 you anyway
04:10:04.020 hmm
04:10:04.900 right
04:10:06.820 right
04:10:07.240 what is that
04:10:12.180 instant
04:10:13.640 tax created
04:10:14.640 during
04:10:17.100 anything
04:10:18.740 45%
04:10:20.220 taxes
04:10:21.100 yeah right
04:10:22.220 yeah see that's
04:10:25.340 the thing like it's
04:10:26.260 everything if you
04:10:27.860 and this is why
04:10:28.940 there's all kinds of
04:10:30.220 people who are doing
04:10:30.960 this and who are
04:10:31.560 going who are
04:10:32.860 outside of the
04:10:34.020 system for the most
04:10:35.760 part and that's
04:10:37.160 exactly what we have
04:10:38.000 to do and there's
04:10:38.720 people who have you
04:10:39.780 know
04:10:39.960 restaurants and
04:10:42.620 everything we just
04:10:43.520 supporting those
04:10:45.100 places and I feel
04:10:46.320 like the more
04:10:46.960 the more the
04:10:48.460 the movement
04:10:50.220 the nationalist
04:10:51.020 movement grows
04:10:52.820 and more people
04:10:54.240 are aware of
04:10:56.140 the you know
04:10:57.220 the great
04:10:57.620 replacements
04:10:58.240 whatever
04:10:58.940 more people are
04:11:01.340 aware of
04:11:01.920 you know what
04:11:03.140 we've been talking
04:11:03.760 about of
04:11:04.440 mass deportations
04:11:06.060 and all of the
04:11:06.800 things that need
04:11:07.400 to happen in
04:11:08.100 order for
04:11:08.720 things to
04:11:10.040 to start
04:11:10.720 becoming a
04:11:11.600 more manageable
04:11:12.280 level but
04:11:15.360 we all we
04:11:16.140 need to do is
04:11:16.840 just legitimately
04:11:17.540 start going
04:11:19.780 back to
04:11:20.560 to supporting
04:11:21.820 our own
04:11:22.340 instead of
04:11:23.320 not
04:11:23.760 right but
04:11:25.760 can you imagine
04:11:26.300 though like
04:11:26.780 because I know
04:11:27.340 I was
04:11:28.000 and I know
04:11:29.400 Tom will agree
04:11:30.480 too because he
04:11:31.140 was the same
04:11:31.560 as me back
04:11:32.200 in the 90s
04:11:32.780 and shit
04:11:33.100 we're fucking
04:11:34.420 banging our heads
04:11:34.980 against the wall
04:11:35.460 going like guys
04:11:37.180 I was telling
04:11:37.640 my skinhead
04:11:38.240 friends man
04:11:38.860 like you know
04:11:40.000 it's not the
04:11:40.440 foreigners that
04:11:41.120 you should be
04:11:41.700 hating it's the
04:11:42.420 fucking government
04:11:43.080 like it's our
04:11:43.660 politicians that
04:11:44.380 are letting
04:11:44.640 these guys in
04:11:45.380 in a corporation
04:11:46.020 I was having
04:11:46.860 this conversation
04:11:47.540 in like 91
04:11:48.460 92 man
04:11:49.380 like even
04:11:50.120 yeah
04:11:50.440 it's like this
04:11:51.720 has been going
04:11:52.060 on for a long
04:11:52.600 time so you
04:11:54.080 can imagine a lot
04:11:54.760 of people's
04:11:55.060 frustration and
04:11:55.780 how they just
04:11:56.260 fucking get so
04:11:56.820 black-filled
04:11:57.400 and like you know
04:11:58.620 whatever but you
04:12:00.620 can't get black
04:12:01.580 filled man you
04:12:02.240 have there has to
04:12:02.960 be a little bit
04:12:03.520 of hope and a
04:12:04.280 little bit of
04:12:04.580 ray of sunshine
04:12:05.060 right sure and
04:12:06.760 that's what I
04:12:07.140 mean like like
04:12:09.020 we have to
04:12:09.540 start or
04:12:10.520 increasing our
04:12:12.140 yeah there's
04:12:13.900 exactly there's
04:12:15.080 telegram channels
04:12:16.360 there's all kinds
04:12:16.940 of places where
04:12:17.920 you can access
04:12:18.460 the information
04:12:19.180 for being able
04:12:21.040 to support and
04:12:23.040 share the
04:12:23.520 information for
04:12:24.400 Canadian-run
04:12:25.240 businesses
04:12:25.740 yes and that's
04:12:27.240 just what people
04:12:28.040 need to start
04:12:28.520 doing you need
04:12:29.060 to start going
04:12:29.460 to gas stations
04:12:30.220 places like
04:12:31.300 everything
04:12:31.800 restaurants and
04:12:33.800 again more
04:12:35.420 there's also
04:12:36.000 that LMIA
04:12:38.120 map as well
04:12:39.240 that'll tell
04:12:39.840 you all the
04:12:40.520 fucking
04:12:40.780 temporary
04:12:41.300 foreign workers
04:12:42.080 are
04:12:42.340 yeah
04:12:45.200 there's ways
04:12:47.220 to get around
04:12:47.640 it
04:12:47.860 exactly get
04:12:50.280 inspired
04:12:50.680 not black
04:12:51.700 just like what
04:12:52.620 Jason said
04:12:53.180 yeah
04:12:53.840 no there's
04:12:54.700 long
04:12:54.880 well you can
04:12:58.100 see it like
04:12:58.800 look at cops
04:13:00.180 and most of my
04:13:01.020 neighbors and
04:13:01.600 stuff they're
04:13:02.040 all they're all
04:13:03.080 blue pill they'd
04:13:03.820 rather just keep
04:13:04.880 taking the blue
04:13:05.600 pill
04:13:05.960 don't care
04:13:07.300 go along
04:13:07.860 get along
04:13:08.360 encouraging
04:13:08.820 people like
04:13:10.760 us to go
04:13:11.500 out and be
04:13:12.280 like instead
04:13:13.540 of sitting
04:13:14.260 around and
04:13:14.720 complaining and
04:13:15.280 bitching about
04:13:15.840 it go out and
04:13:16.980 start like start
04:13:18.080 a business again
04:13:19.000 like we can get
04:13:20.500 the same not the
04:13:22.040 same we can get
04:13:23.720 there's government
04:13:25.080 grants there's all
04:13:25.920 kinds of things
04:13:26.680 for people all
04:13:28.420 kinds of ways that
04:13:29.180 you can get money
04:13:29.740 from the government
04:13:30.320 and if you don't
04:13:30.880 want to then don't
04:13:32.000 do it in a different
04:13:32.760 way but there's all
04:13:34.180 kinds of options
04:13:34.820 you know there's
04:13:36.040 all kinds of
04:13:36.600 things you can
04:13:37.060 do there's all
04:13:37.680 kinds of ways you
04:13:38.380 can market yourself
04:13:39.080 for free for you
04:13:41.080 know selling a
04:13:41.740 product or a
04:13:42.500 service or anything
04:13:43.240 like that I know
04:13:43.920 tons of dags who
04:13:44.760 have quit their
04:13:45.420 their jobs and
04:13:46.360 who are are you
04:13:47.740 know providing a
04:13:49.020 service and are
04:13:49.800 doing that to
04:13:50.900 other dags and are
04:13:51.640 making a decent
04:13:53.140 living so it's
04:13:54.560 possible we just
04:13:55.440 have to keep doing
04:13:56.020 it yeah if they
04:13:58.180 can do it we can
04:13:58.880 do it we're so
04:14:00.800 much better than
04:14:01.440 them absolutely
04:14:02.400 I concur
04:14:04.460 where was Brett
04:14:06.880 Boyle what did I
04:14:09.420 miss thank god I
04:14:10.320 didn't stick around
04:14:10.900 for Brett Boyle
04:14:11.760 what the fuck
04:14:12.540 Chris had him
04:14:13.100 on Chris had him
04:14:14.640 on what
04:14:15.520 what
04:14:15.960 seriously
04:14:18.780 yeah
04:14:19.540 I asked Johnny
04:14:21.940 first I said
04:14:22.440 Johnny should we
04:14:23.340 let Frost be on
04:14:24.180 or what he's
04:14:24.660 like yeah
04:14:25.240 that's fucking
04:14:27.660 he's well behaved
04:14:28.380 they'll give him
04:14:29.040 now
04:14:29.180 he behaves
04:14:30.620 himself now
04:14:31.420 which is weird
04:14:32.220 can I ask a
04:14:33.540 question
04:14:33.980 what
04:14:34.640 did he have an
04:14:36.240 Israel flag on
04:14:37.340 his screen this
04:14:38.040 time
04:14:38.360 no he had a
04:14:39.500 Palestinian flag
04:14:40.320 no no no no
04:14:41.360 no no
04:14:42.040 a Palestine
04:14:43.380 yeah
04:14:44.400 I didn't I
04:14:46.000 didn't get around
04:14:46.420 I love how he has
04:14:47.080 it behind him like
04:14:47.880 it's
04:14:48.200 I know
04:14:49.700 did he really
04:14:50.840 like an actual
04:14:52.700 Palestine flag
04:14:53.540 yeah
04:14:54.380 stop
04:14:55.640 yeah right behind
04:14:56.740 him like a
04:14:57.140 dictator
04:14:57.480 because he's
04:14:59.240 Palestinian
04:14:59.900 no no no
04:15:02.780 because he's
04:15:04.040 he's for them
04:15:05.320 cool all right
04:15:10.560 enough talking
04:15:11.480 about that
04:15:11.880 carry on
04:15:12.660 I was gonna
04:15:13.640 tell him about
04:15:14.280 the one I have
04:15:14.860 out back
04:15:15.360 on but never
04:15:16.580 got a chance
04:15:17.120 it's still out
04:15:19.100 there there's no
04:15:19.620 I'll help you
04:15:20.500 out there
04:15:20.780 you know I'm
04:15:23.260 pretty sure
04:15:23.660 February 15th
04:15:24.620 is gonna be
04:15:25.540 it's gonna be
04:15:26.980 pissy on a
04:15:27.500 Palestinian flag
04:15:28.320 day again
04:15:29.560 oh all right
04:15:30.820 he's a total
04:15:33.360 goof like we're
04:15:34.220 not talking about
04:15:34.740 it anymore
04:15:35.020 stop talking
04:15:35.540 about it
04:15:35.760 nobody put it
04:15:36.280 in the chat
04:15:36.620 anymore
04:15:36.860 we're not
04:15:37.180 talking about
04:15:37.680 it that's
04:15:38.040 it we're not
04:15:38.860 going to give
04:15:39.180 that any
04:15:39.620 breath or
04:15:40.080 life that's
04:15:41.160 like talking
04:15:41.580 about the fat
04:15:42.260 one from
04:15:42.640 Alberta
04:15:43.020 fuck that
04:15:43.800 get banned
04:15:44.340 yeah you
04:15:46.960 will get a
04:15:47.380 timeout
04:15:47.940 don't talk
04:15:50.020 about it
04:15:50.780 pure blood
04:15:52.180 sperm for
04:15:52.780 five thousand
04:15:53.260 dollars a load
04:15:53.860 I feel like
04:15:54.300 this is
04:15:54.560 interesting
04:15:55.060 natural style
04:15:58.260 though
04:15:58.680 what does
04:16:00.120 that mean
04:16:00.520 actually you
04:16:01.600 know what
04:16:01.840 I'm more
04:16:02.680 no I'm more
04:16:03.720 I give a
04:16:04.580 break on
04:16:06.420 the price
04:16:06.900 for the
04:16:07.220 natural
04:16:07.620 it's like
04:16:08.360 if you
04:16:08.680 want it
04:16:09.060 to be
04:16:09.660 just put
04:16:10.600 in a
04:16:10.820 jar
04:16:11.120 or something
04:16:11.560 and you
04:16:11.820 do it
04:16:12.140 you said
04:16:12.420 then then
04:16:12.940 you're
04:16:13.120 paying
04:16:13.320 extra
04:16:13.720 are you
04:16:16.240 actually
04:16:16.660 saying that
04:16:17.420 somebody
04:16:17.820 you're
04:16:18.440 looking for
04:16:19.180 someone to
04:16:19.560 pay five
04:16:20.000 grand to
04:16:20.380 fuck you
04:16:20.800 is that
04:16:22.020 what you're
04:16:22.380 saying
04:16:22.620 it's gotta
04:16:23.360 be the
04:16:23.560 way
04:16:23.700 it'd be
04:16:28.940 like five
04:16:29.500 grand for
04:16:30.060 handmade
04:16:30.640 yeah
04:16:31.720 right
04:16:32.200 handmaid's
04:16:37.460 five grand
04:16:38.160 but
04:16:38.480 oh yeah
04:16:39.620 I can't
04:16:40.040 guarantee
04:16:40.400 that
04:16:40.580 proper
04:16:40.980 way
04:16:41.320 right
04:16:42.360 it's gotta
04:16:45.300 be
04:16:45.440 you gotta
04:16:45.640 put it
04:16:45.920 right to
04:16:46.260 it
04:16:46.420 you gotta
04:16:49.720 put it
04:16:50.040 right to
04:16:50.400 it
04:16:50.580 you need
04:16:52.600 to get
04:16:52.760 the kids
04:16:53.100 as close
04:16:53.480 as you
04:16:53.680 can
04:16:53.940 what is
04:16:56.900 more efficient
04:16:57.460 and effective
04:16:58.000 than the
04:16:58.440 natural way
04:16:59.080 like
04:16:59.360 there it
04:17:00.820 is
04:17:00.980 kids
04:17:01.240 go
04:17:01.520 swim
04:17:01.900 right
04:17:03.600 okay so
04:17:05.800 if you guys
04:17:06.260 are selling
04:17:06.740 your sperm
04:17:07.420 then pure
04:17:07.940 blood sperm
04:17:08.460 what does
04:17:09.140 a pure
04:17:09.500 blood uterus
04:17:10.220 go for
04:17:10.660 then
04:17:10.940 what
04:17:12.800 that's
04:17:13.040 not
04:17:13.220 doesn't
04:17:13.460 make
04:17:13.620 any
04:17:13.800 sense
04:17:14.100 how
04:17:14.880 a
04:17:15.260 handmaiden
04:17:16.140 oh
04:17:17.920 what
04:17:18.440 does
04:17:19.040 a
04:17:19.200 hand
04:17:19.400 so what
04:17:19.840 do
04:17:19.980 what can
04:17:20.420 I charge
04:17:20.980 for the
04:17:21.440 use of
04:17:21.860 my uterus
04:17:22.680 to have
04:17:23.280 a baby
04:17:23.720 so like
04:17:24.420 correct
04:17:25.060 right
04:17:25.960 I don't
04:17:27.500 know
04:17:27.760 that'd be
04:17:28.180 more
04:17:28.540 it's nine
04:17:31.060 months
04:17:31.380 we just
04:17:34.100 need five
04:17:34.540 minutes
04:17:34.760 you gotta
04:17:35.020 deal with
04:17:35.260 nine months
04:17:35.720 so there's
04:17:36.500 that
04:17:36.800 yeah
04:17:38.180 nobody wants
04:17:39.580 nobody wants
04:17:40.140 to
04:17:40.260 yeah
04:17:41.060 I'm sorry
04:17:43.260 sperm is the
04:17:44.020 commodity
04:17:44.480 I
04:17:46.220 are you
04:17:46.980 are you
04:17:47.460 like a
04:17:48.080 uterus
04:17:48.520 or a
04:17:49.260 septicle
04:17:49.760 for the
04:17:50.380 baby is
04:17:50.940 not
04:17:51.320 a
04:17:52.120 commodity
04:17:52.920 that's just
04:17:53.520 the means
04:17:53.880 of production
04:17:54.480 that's just
04:17:55.380 the means
04:17:55.700 of production
04:17:56.420 how are you
04:17:57.540 gonna grow
04:17:58.080 said baby
04:17:58.940 yeah the men
04:18:01.440 can make
04:18:01.820 more babies
04:18:02.340 it's just the
04:18:02.480 means of
04:18:02.780 production
04:18:03.240 men can make
04:18:05.160 more babies
04:18:05.640 in an hour
04:18:06.180 than a woman
04:18:06.620 can do
04:18:07.140 in fucking
04:18:07.660 years
04:18:08.120 it'd take
04:18:08.380 fucking months
04:18:09.020 for a woman
04:18:09.440 to have a
04:18:09.780 baby
04:18:10.060 exactly my
04:18:11.860 point
04:18:12.420 this right
04:18:13.380 here
04:18:14.260 island
04:18:14.820 jason's got
04:18:15.460 ten dollars
04:18:16.080 ten cents
04:18:17.060 yeah ten dollars
04:18:18.620 canadian tire
04:18:19.500 money
04:18:19.800 apparently he's
04:18:20.540 french now
04:18:21.160 a dollar sign
04:18:23.180 after
04:18:23.760 is that
04:18:25.860 for his
04:18:26.380 sperm
04:18:26.800 because it's
04:18:27.480 not for my
04:18:28.060 fucking pure
04:18:28.600 blood uterus
04:18:29.260 i can guarantee
04:18:29.980 you that one
04:18:30.620 no i think
04:18:31.880 he's offering
04:18:32.340 for the uterus
04:18:33.140 no
04:18:34.180 oh my god
04:18:39.360 pure blood
04:18:39.940 stretch
04:18:40.220 thirty five
04:18:40.680 hundred dollars
04:18:41.320 a load
04:18:41.740 but prices
04:18:42.280 that you
04:18:43.000 cannot
04:18:43.540 nuh
04:18:45.080 really
04:18:45.900 i'm in
04:18:48.680 see
04:18:50.540 rent
04:18:54.240 an oven
04:18:54.620 like
04:18:55.360 you can
04:18:55.860 rent
04:18:56.140 my
04:18:56.440 my
04:18:57.760 uterus
04:18:58.260 you can't
04:19:00.140 rent it
04:19:00.460 i don't
04:19:00.820 mean it
04:19:01.080 like
04:19:01.240 actually
04:19:01.600 i shouldn't
04:19:01.980 say it
04:19:02.220 like that
04:19:02.520 please
04:19:02.780 don't
04:19:03.280 don't
04:19:03.500 take that
04:19:03.840 to heart
04:19:04.160 anyone
04:19:04.520 i do
04:19:04.900 not
04:19:05.100 consent
04:19:05.480 and i
04:19:05.760 am not
04:19:06.100 renting
04:19:06.440 out my
04:19:06.800 uterus
04:19:07.280 i'll even
04:19:07.740 i'll even
04:19:08.320 offer
04:19:08.600 layaway
04:19:09.120 plans
04:19:09.580 pepper
04:19:10.620 and patchy
04:19:11.720 we already
04:19:12.120 did
04:19:12.400 how do
04:19:12.820 you not
04:19:13.060 know
04:19:13.180 we
04:19:13.340 already
04:19:13.500 did
04:19:13.740 yeah
04:19:17.520 exactly
04:19:18.300 that's
04:19:18.500 right
04:19:18.660 maybe
04:19:18.960 i'm telling
04:19:19.920 you
04:19:20.060 like
04:19:20.360 i'll even
04:19:20.960 do a
04:19:21.320 layaway
04:19:21.700 plan
04:19:22.160 literally
04:19:22.760 layaway
04:19:28.360 layaway
04:19:29.280 layaway
04:19:30.240 chris got
04:19:32.560 a baby
04:19:32.980 after he
04:19:33.440 sucked his
04:19:33.840 own dick
04:19:34.340 would that
04:19:37.220 be weird
04:19:37.640 right
04:19:39.740 like
04:19:41.080 if you're
04:19:42.740 a hermaphrodite
04:19:43.540 or something
04:19:43.980 like yeah
04:19:45.560 you're born
04:19:46.200 with both
04:19:46.600 genitalia
04:19:47.220 and both
04:19:48.320 reproductive
04:19:48.840 organs
04:19:49.420 worked
04:19:49.920 and you
04:19:50.780 fucked
04:19:51.020 yourself
04:19:51.420 or even
04:19:51.880 had a
04:19:52.140 wet dream
04:19:52.580 crank one
04:19:54.840 out and
04:19:55.280 dripped in
04:19:56.000 and you
04:19:56.280 got yourself
04:19:56.960 pregnant
04:19:57.460 yeah
04:19:58.280 it's gonna
04:20:03.660 be the most
04:20:03.980 fucked
04:20:04.200 well i got
04:20:07.420 myself
04:20:07.740 pregnant
04:20:07.980 how'd you
04:20:08.380 do that
04:20:08.720 ralph
04:20:09.060 well i
04:20:09.460 sucked my
04:20:09.800 own dick
04:20:10.200 or something
04:20:10.860 dribbled down
04:20:11.480 into the
04:20:11.900 hole
04:20:12.240 and
04:20:12.500 you know
04:20:14.020 fucking
04:20:14.680 what can
04:20:15.220 i say
04:20:15.580 that's
04:20:19.220 amazing
04:20:19.620 that's
04:20:20.900 amazing
04:20:21.360 i don't
04:20:23.700 know what
04:20:25.480 the fuck
04:20:25.840 i don't
04:20:26.240 know what
04:20:27.600 the fuck
04:20:27.980 would that
04:20:33.240 even work
04:20:33.740 it had a
04:20:35.020 little
04:20:35.160 wet your
04:20:35.480 chin a
04:20:35.820 little bit
04:20:36.120 right
04:20:36.400 genuine
04:20:37.280 genuine
04:20:38.120 question
04:20:38.500 you know
04:20:39.220 that you
04:20:39.860 can't get
04:20:40.500 aids from a
04:20:41.160 toilet seat
04:20:41.760 right
04:20:42.120 oh god
04:20:46.180 depends
04:20:46.900 oh jesus
04:20:48.020 christ
04:20:48.560 but
04:20:49.460 someone
04:20:49.980 help
04:20:50.320 my question
04:20:50.880 is my
04:20:51.480 question is
04:20:52.180 is if a
04:20:52.860 hermaphrodite
04:20:53.560 gets
04:20:53.900 right if a
04:20:55.540 hermaphrodite got
04:20:56.360 themselves pregnant
04:20:57.340 would that just be
04:20:59.360 cloning
04:20:59.740 yeah
04:21:01.740 might come out
04:21:03.280 albino or
04:21:03.920 something weird
04:21:04.600 they like red
04:21:05.340 eyes and white
04:21:06.040 hair and shit
04:21:06.660 well because it's
04:21:07.500 all your own
04:21:08.160 dna
04:21:08.620 yeah
04:21:09.920 would you
04:21:12.900 have twins
04:21:13.460 oh my god
04:21:15.280 i can't
04:21:17.960 handle
04:21:18.440 it's monday
04:21:21.760 could we not
04:21:23.560 have waited till
04:21:24.100 like thursday
04:21:24.820 for this
04:21:25.420 conversation
04:21:26.060 i feel like
04:21:27.620 coming in
04:21:27.940 strong
04:21:28.420 on a monday
04:21:31.280 i don't even
04:21:36.800 know right
04:21:37.420 now
04:21:37.700 i like
04:21:38.140 i just
04:21:38.620 i'm without
04:21:39.520 fucking words
04:21:40.340 yeah
04:21:40.680 i don't know
04:21:41.060 what the fuck's
04:21:44.280 going on anymore
04:21:45.060 but we're off the
04:21:46.480 rails that's for
04:21:47.180 sure
04:21:47.460 oh god
04:21:50.340 is what it is
04:21:52.580 it's too much
04:21:57.000 is it considered
04:22:00.080 inbred i feel
04:22:00.900 like
04:22:01.240 yeah maybe
04:22:01.760 yeah it could
04:22:05.620 be
04:22:05.960 that's true too
04:22:08.560 i mean i could
04:22:09.300 that yeah that's
04:22:10.420 another good
04:22:11.060 question
04:22:11.620 fuck off and
04:22:20.080 do dishes here
04:22:20.660 in a bit
04:22:20.980 so
04:22:21.400 such a good
04:22:22.700 noise
04:22:23.040 i know
04:22:24.120 yeah we
04:22:25.600 probably should
04:22:26.060 wrap it up
04:22:26.560 pretty soon
04:22:27.160 here
04:22:27.440 there's still
04:22:28.280 beer in the
04:22:28.840 fridge from
04:22:29.200 the last time
04:22:29.740 you were here
04:22:30.180 chris
04:22:30.520 your beer is
04:22:31.220 still in the
04:22:31.600 fridge
04:22:31.880 alpines
04:22:32.720 yeah
04:22:33.900 nice
04:22:34.780 right on
04:22:35.460 i'll drink
04:22:35.900 them
04:22:36.280 they're still
04:22:37.620 good
04:22:37.900 that's why
04:22:38.880 they're there
04:22:39.360 because no
04:22:41.460 one likes
04:22:41.840 them because
04:22:42.360 alpines sucks
04:22:43.160 scotion later
04:22:43.920 don't give them
04:22:44.480 ideas
04:22:44.960 people don't
04:22:47.560 know what it
04:22:47.960 is so they
04:22:48.360 won't drink
04:22:48.760 it right
04:22:49.120 yeah i
04:22:50.400 drink it
04:22:50.900 i love
04:22:51.420 i just i'm
04:22:52.420 not
04:22:52.560 don't give
04:22:52.920 my
04:22:53.100 sense
04:22:55.340 i know
04:22:57.200 drinky
04:22:57.840 i thought
04:23:00.460 about it
04:23:00.980 drive-thru
04:23:01.820 made
04:23:02.340 they'll do
04:23:03.140 it for
04:23:03.480 you
04:23:03.740 that's sad
04:23:07.480 that's probably
04:23:07.900 like our
04:23:08.340 quickest
04:23:08.720 medical
04:23:09.180 service too
04:23:09.920 by the
04:23:10.220 way
04:23:10.600 made
04:23:11.520 right
04:23:12.480 it's the
04:23:12.780 only one
04:23:13.080 you don't
04:23:13.500 have to
04:23:13.840 wait for
04:23:14.340 that's
04:23:15.160 sad
04:23:16.940 it is
04:23:18.600 welcome to
04:23:19.640 canada
04:23:20.020 yeah
04:23:20.900 we are not
04:23:21.540 going to
04:23:21.920 help you
04:23:22.320 thank you
04:23:24.020 we're going
04:23:24.360 to kill
04:23:24.660 you
04:23:24.960 yeah
04:23:25.700 thank you
04:23:27.280 don't come
04:23:27.660 again
04:23:28.080 you need
04:23:29.140 stitches
04:23:29.640 have you
04:23:30.320 tried
04:23:30.660 dying
04:23:31.240 yeah
04:23:33.160 like
04:23:34.020 man
04:23:34.500 you have
04:23:35.940 a yeast
04:23:36.260 infection
04:23:36.740 try made
04:23:37.480 yeah
04:23:40.900 right
04:23:41.240 just
04:23:41.600 die
04:23:42.380 and it's
04:23:45.720 fast
04:23:46.280 we'll drive
04:23:47.160 you to
04:23:47.440 your
04:23:47.620 appointment
04:23:48.080 it's good
04:23:50.100 solution
04:23:50.560 it's good
04:23:51.300 solution
04:23:51.580 is it
04:23:53.360 can i ask
04:23:54.160 a question
04:23:54.760 like
04:23:55.880 there
04:23:57.300 sure
04:23:59.100 it
04:23:59.420 it's so
04:24:01.660 weird to
04:24:02.080 me
04:24:02.400 that
04:24:02.840 there's
04:24:03.380 people
04:24:03.720 that
04:24:04.000 like
04:24:04.320 are
04:24:05.100 get upset
04:24:06.320 about
04:24:07.180 the pigs
04:24:08.600 going to
04:24:09.100 slaughter
04:24:09.440 like the
04:24:09.860 maple leaf
04:24:10.400 plants
04:24:10.980 and things
04:24:11.400 like that
04:24:11.940 and the
04:24:12.260 chickens
04:24:12.660 and
04:24:14.100 they like
04:24:15.000 protest the
04:24:15.700 shit out of
04:24:16.160 that
04:24:16.380 eh
04:24:16.620 like
04:24:17.180 we get
04:24:17.720 really mad
04:24:18.260 like people
04:24:18.760 have been run
04:24:19.220 over by the
04:24:19.820 transport trucks
04:24:20.780 and these
04:24:21.900 people get
04:24:22.440 really upset
04:24:23.260 about how
04:24:23.880 these animals
04:24:24.500 are treated
04:24:25.080 but i
04:24:26.400 don't see
04:24:26.900 people
04:24:27.260 and i
04:24:28.180 might be
04:24:28.520 wrong
04:24:28.800 if somebody
04:24:29.920 knows about
04:24:30.460 this
04:24:30.680 then tell
04:24:31.040 me
04:24:31.160 but i
04:24:31.540 don't see
04:24:31.840 anybody
04:24:32.180 protesting
04:24:32.820 made
04:24:33.500 anywhere
04:24:34.240 like why
04:24:35.300 aren't people
04:24:35.940 more up in
04:24:36.560 arms about
04:24:37.040 the fact
04:24:37.420 that you
04:24:37.920 can kill
04:24:38.660 yourself
04:24:39.240 with the
04:24:39.840 government
04:24:40.200 the government
04:24:40.760 will help
04:24:41.180 you die
04:24:41.680 faster than
04:24:42.880 you can adopt
04:24:43.880 an animal
04:24:44.380 from the
04:24:44.760 spca
04:24:45.540 or a kid
04:24:46.400 or a kid
04:24:48.460 i mean there
04:24:48.980 are people
04:24:49.980 fuck
04:24:50.600 like there
04:24:51.220 there are
04:24:51.680 people that
04:24:52.160 are definitely
04:24:53.260 kind of
04:24:54.060 standing up
04:24:54.880 to it but
04:24:55.320 i mean not
04:24:55.760 as much
04:24:56.380 no it's
04:24:57.480 not as
04:24:58.300 prevalent
04:24:59.140 right but
04:24:59.840 i mean
04:25:00.220 obviously
04:25:00.620 there are
04:25:01.020 people speaking
04:25:01.640 out against
04:25:02.200 it and
04:25:03.720 especially when
04:25:04.300 you look at
04:25:04.640 the numbers
04:25:05.060 and realize
04:25:05.800 how much
04:25:06.300 we've increased
04:25:07.020 it and
04:25:08.180 that somehow
04:25:08.920 now we are
04:25:10.260 number one
04:25:11.060 in the world
04:25:11.720 organ harvesting
04:25:14.440 at least we're
04:25:17.080 number one in
04:25:17.680 something
04:25:18.060 are we really
04:25:20.200 but yeah
04:25:22.140 yeah i did
04:25:22.840 see that
04:25:23.760 um
04:25:24.300 we have the
04:25:25.880 most but then
04:25:26.980 again we've also
04:25:27.700 got the most
04:25:28.460 fucking people get
04:25:29.280 and suicided
04:25:30.240 too though
04:25:30.780 right
04:25:31.080 like
04:25:31.540 wow
04:25:35.920 yeah
04:25:38.140 that's
04:25:38.460 interesting
04:25:38.940 so we
04:25:39.740 have the
04:25:40.120 most
04:25:40.560 wow
04:25:41.500 so i
04:25:43.600 wonder if
04:25:44.200 we're like
04:25:44.600 a food
04:25:45.020 bank
04:25:45.380 for the
04:25:45.960 fucking
04:25:46.260 for the
04:25:46.740 adrenochrome
04:25:47.460 fucking
04:25:47.860 weirdos
04:25:49.120 canadians
04:25:51.080 taste good
04:25:51.660 i guess
04:25:52.180 we are good
04:25:53.220 blood
04:25:53.560 fuck that's
04:25:55.320 fuck
04:25:55.580 that's all
04:25:56.520 the white
04:25:56.860 people do
04:25:57.360 though eh
04:25:57.820 yeah because
04:25:59.760 they don't
04:26:00.020 eat the
04:26:00.240 brown people
04:26:00.680 yeah but
04:26:02.760 they don't
04:26:03.480 really use
04:26:03.920 made either
04:26:04.440 though
04:26:04.700 right it's
04:26:06.000 majority
04:26:06.600 the stats
04:26:07.840 were like
04:26:08.320 it's pretty
04:26:08.840 much all
04:26:09.360 white but
04:26:10.200 i mean i
04:26:10.780 think there
04:26:11.120 are a few
04:26:12.080 scattered here
04:26:13.000 and there but
04:26:13.600 it is majority
04:26:14.480 white people
04:26:15.120 using it
04:26:16.220 really eh
04:26:17.580 yeah
04:26:19.520 and like i
04:26:23.640 mean don't
04:26:24.540 get me wrong
04:26:24.980 like i get
04:26:25.500 it in the
04:26:25.940 instances of
04:26:26.820 like you
04:26:27.480 know terminal
04:26:28.080 illness you're
04:26:28.880 in fucking
04:26:29.360 just a shit
04:26:30.700 quality of life
04:26:31.700 and there's
04:26:32.060 absolutely zero
04:26:32.960 fucking chance
04:26:33.720 it's ever gonna
04:26:34.280 get better
04:26:34.780 whatever i'm
04:26:36.020 not gonna argue
04:26:37.540 on that point
04:26:38.460 but when they
04:26:39.480 start talking
04:26:40.040 about expanding
04:26:41.020 it for things
04:26:42.080 like oh i
04:26:42.860 don't know
04:26:43.160 depression
04:26:43.680 like the last
04:26:45.780 thing i think
04:26:46.700 that you offer
04:26:48.880 somebody with
04:26:49.420 depression is
04:26:50.560 death right
04:26:52.380 they can do
04:26:52.920 that themselves
04:26:53.600 right like
04:26:57.700 like offering
04:26:58.920 death to
04:26:59.580 somebody who
04:27:00.020 has depression
04:27:00.700 seems like the
04:27:01.540 absolute opposite
04:27:02.720 thing that
04:27:04.060 you're supposed
04:27:04.500 to offer them
04:27:05.160 yeah
04:27:05.940 but i have
04:27:08.820 seen i have
04:27:10.360 seen some
04:27:10.800 compelling evidence
04:27:11.760 that suggests
04:27:12.780 that uh
04:27:13.600 vampires uh
04:27:15.520 i use that
04:27:15.880 in quotations
04:27:16.560 um exist
04:27:18.860 um if you
04:27:20.380 look at
04:27:20.680 bloodlines
04:27:21.320 that's all
04:27:24.520 i gotta say
04:27:24.940 just look at
04:27:25.300 bloodlines
04:27:25.840 and there's
04:27:26.200 a buddy
04:27:26.440 a friend of
04:27:27.420 ours that
04:27:27.720 we know
04:27:28.160 knows all
04:27:29.220 about this
04:27:29.720 shit man
04:27:30.160 and if you
04:27:30.540 ever sit
04:27:30.880 down with
04:27:31.240 him not
04:27:31.700 not live
04:27:32.440 or not
04:27:32.760 doing this
04:27:33.260 but sit
04:27:34.060 down with
04:27:34.420 him in
04:27:34.660 person and
04:27:35.180 shit one
04:27:35.640 day and
04:27:36.520 it'll
04:27:36.720 fucking blow
04:27:37.260 your fucking
04:27:37.760 mind man
04:27:38.420 if you follow
04:27:39.140 bloodlines
04:27:39.800 and who all
04:27:40.680 the people who've
04:27:41.160 been running
04:27:41.560 the show for
04:27:42.420 like ever
04:27:43.000 ever
04:27:44.920 eugenics
04:27:46.420 it's like
04:27:47.280 no
04:27:47.820 bloodlines
04:27:49.120 follow the
04:27:49.760 bloodlines
04:27:50.440 no but that's
04:27:53.440 why i'm thinking
04:27:53.840 that's where
04:27:54.620 vampire comes
04:27:55.580 from because
04:27:56.000 it's like it's
04:27:56.600 a bloodline
04:27:57.280 lineage
04:27:58.340 um it's a
04:28:00.860 club that
04:28:01.540 we're not
04:28:01.900 in and
04:28:03.580 yeah there's
04:28:04.460 there's some
04:28:04.900 other shady
04:28:05.400 shit going on
04:28:06.080 there too man
04:28:06.640 i don't know
04:28:07.100 maybe there's
04:28:08.120 something people
04:28:08.560 fucking drinking
04:28:09.180 blood and shit
04:28:09.820 like that i don't
04:28:10.340 fucking know
04:28:10.780 why why are
04:28:11.600 these same
04:28:12.020 people that
04:28:13.360 are running
04:28:13.720 everything all
04:28:15.060 related from
04:28:16.740 since 500
04:28:17.420 5,000 years
04:28:18.360 ago
04:28:18.640 but this
04:28:22.120 this is a
04:28:22.540 good point
04:28:22.980 too though is
04:28:23.600 that this is a
04:28:24.540 massive savings
04:28:25.420 on disability
04:28:26.300 and pensions
04:28:26.980 that's also what
04:28:27.640 i was thinking
04:28:28.220 uh when
04:28:29.520 covid got
04:28:30.280 dropped due
04:28:31.400 to the fact
04:28:31.940 that you know
04:28:32.780 that target
04:28:33.540 market uh
04:28:35.100 for deaths
04:28:35.720 was pretty
04:28:36.640 pretty old
04:28:38.100 and it does
04:28:39.400 it seems like
04:28:39.980 it's just like
04:28:40.480 a cost saving
04:28:41.560 measure where
04:28:42.580 it's like okay
04:28:43.220 we don't have
04:28:43.720 to pay out
04:28:44.000 their pensions
04:28:44.480 we don't have
04:28:44.900 to pay them
04:28:45.220 anymore we
04:28:45.780 don't have to
04:28:46.280 you know pay
04:28:46.840 for their
04:28:47.100 health care
04:28:47.520 anymore
04:28:48.000 whatever it's
04:28:49.520 it's fucked
04:28:51.300 but i do
04:28:52.620 see it that
04:28:53.240 way
04:28:53.760 fuck's sakes
04:28:58.460 let's find out
04:29:01.400 if there's
04:29:01.860 something to
04:29:02.360 drinking human
04:29:03.100 blood uh
04:29:04.320 no thanks
04:29:04.820 no it makes
04:29:07.480 you sick man
04:29:08.220 i'm good
04:29:08.940 your stomach
04:29:09.860 your stomach
04:29:10.700 is not
04:29:11.140 meant to
04:29:11.460 process that
04:29:12.220 man if
04:29:12.780 you have
04:29:13.080 like a
04:29:13.780 listen there
04:29:15.440 are yeah
04:29:16.820 there's people
04:29:17.480 who have gone
04:29:18.200 into some of
04:29:18.920 those communities
04:29:19.620 in in the
04:29:21.060 united states
04:29:21.940 in west
04:29:24.880 virginia and
04:29:26.320 your body will
04:29:26.800 reject it you
04:29:27.480 will throw up
04:29:28.080 the carolinas
04:29:28.920 it's your body
04:29:30.480 will make you
04:29:30.860 throw up man
04:29:31.520 if you drink
04:29:32.020 like the hills
04:29:32.540 have eyes type
04:29:33.300 shit yeah
04:29:34.980 like people
04:29:35.520 eat people
04:29:36.020 there's also
04:29:36.520 like there's
04:29:37.300 that guy on
04:29:38.000 the dark
04:29:38.380 there's a guy
04:29:39.080 who does a
04:29:39.760 um some
04:29:40.780 stuff on the
04:29:41.440 about the
04:29:41.960 dark web
04:29:42.500 um and
04:29:44.720 talks about
04:29:45.420 some of the
04:29:47.260 people on
04:29:47.860 there and
04:29:48.860 there's like
04:29:49.240 a couple
04:29:49.580 people
04:29:49.940 yeah
04:29:51.280 you can't
04:29:52.700 man it's
04:29:53.100 like it's
04:29:53.400 not good
04:29:53.840 people
04:29:54.880 no man
04:29:55.520 like uh
04:29:56.100 there's people
04:29:57.460 that like look
04:29:57.980 for that like
04:29:58.640 for people to
04:29:59.260 like feed like
04:29:59.880 will eat them
04:30:00.740 i guess you
04:30:01.400 can build a
04:30:01.800 tower and
04:30:02.320 stuff
04:30:02.500 your body
04:30:04.880 will reject
04:30:05.540 it it will
04:30:06.160 make you
04:30:06.640 you will
04:30:07.160 physically
04:30:07.520 fucking
04:30:07.980 puke it
04:30:08.440 out because
04:30:08.940 your body's
04:30:09.380 like no
04:30:09.880 this isn't
04:30:10.920 no people
04:30:11.740 actually eat
04:30:12.400 it chris like
04:30:13.100 people eat
04:30:13.840 people and
04:30:14.680 drink their
04:30:15.140 blood and do
04:30:16.000 all kinds of
04:30:16.880 stuff
04:30:17.360 it was funny
04:30:18.560 because i was
04:30:19.000 watching a video
04:30:20.760 last night where
04:30:21.760 it was like some
04:30:22.520 fucking white
04:30:23.360 documentary guy
04:30:24.560 went and was
04:30:26.100 like sitting
04:30:26.740 around a fire
04:30:27.400 with some
04:30:27.800 cannibal and
04:30:28.380 it was real
04:30:28.820 funny because
04:30:29.820 at some
04:30:30.740 point the
04:30:31.200 cannibal was
04:30:31.820 like basically
04:30:32.440 telling him to
04:30:33.140 shut the fuck
04:30:33.780 up he talks
04:30:34.460 too much and
04:30:35.020 if he keeps
04:30:35.460 fucking talking
04:30:36.120 he's gonna
04:30:36.460 cut his
04:30:36.800 fucking head
04:30:37.300 off and eat
04:30:37.700 him and it
04:30:39.060 was like at
04:30:39.840 that moment he
04:30:40.640 knew he
04:30:41.420 fucked up
04:30:42.060 it was like
04:30:42.820 calling his
04:30:43.380 other jammer
04:30:44.020 guy over he's
04:30:44.760 like you think
04:30:45.320 we can just
04:30:45.780 distract this guy
04:30:46.660 so i can get
04:30:47.300 out of here
04:30:47.860 or like i think
04:30:48.900 this was a mistake
04:30:49.900 like you think
04:30:51.260 going to meet a
04:30:52.920 cannibal seems
04:30:54.140 like a huge
04:30:54.820 mistake
04:30:55.480 yeah i don't
04:31:00.400 mean that no
04:31:00.940 do you eat
04:31:01.400 people man
04:31:02.100 fuck off i
04:31:02.820 want nothing
04:31:03.160 to do with
04:31:03.500 you let's
04:31:05.760 just fuck
04:31:06.360 off yeah
04:31:07.640 like it also
04:31:08.520 does things to
04:31:09.880 your brain and
04:31:10.940 it does things to
04:31:12.100 your body and
04:31:13.120 things like that
04:31:13.840 right it also
04:31:14.480 there's it's
04:31:16.600 not cool
04:31:17.400 no i don't
04:31:19.660 know the name
04:31:20.140 of it it's
04:31:20.520 something something
04:31:21.400 osis but there
04:31:23.100 is a look at
04:31:24.740 the haitians
04:31:25.300 that's exactly
04:31:26.020 it's something
04:31:27.360 along those lines
04:31:28.100 it turns your
04:31:28.980 eyes black
04:31:29.700 and that you
04:31:30.260 your body
04:31:30.920 will you it
04:31:32.000 will fuck you
04:31:32.600 up your
04:31:32.960 the human body
04:31:34.080 is not invented
04:31:35.340 or did not
04:31:36.780 evolve into
04:31:38.280 eating other
04:31:38.880 humans right
04:31:40.420 it's because it
04:31:41.660 and our body
04:31:42.560 fucking does not
04:31:43.300 react well to
04:31:44.380 ingesting human
04:31:45.700 blood or human
04:31:46.280 flesh it does not
04:31:47.060 react well at all
04:31:47.960 like i know of me
04:31:49.680 personally if i
04:31:51.040 have a canker
04:31:51.580 sore i had a
04:31:52.200 tooth out or i
04:31:52.680 got punched in
04:31:53.140 the fucking mouth
04:31:53.680 and i'm swallowing
04:31:54.340 too much blood all
04:31:55.140 the time i'll
04:31:56.620 fucking puke it
04:31:57.340 makes me puke my
04:31:58.640 body rejects it
04:31:59.540 it's like i i
04:32:00.800 feel fucking
04:32:01.460 nauseous man it's
04:32:02.480 like uh drinking
04:32:03.280 milk first thing in
04:32:04.120 the morning the
04:32:04.660 swigging milk you
04:32:05.620 get that fucking
04:32:06.100 weird feeling in
04:32:07.720 your stomach i'm
04:32:08.260 getting okay so
04:32:09.500 hold on so i'm
04:32:11.080 gonna guess by
04:32:13.160 what you're
04:32:13.640 describing that
04:32:15.600 this has been an
04:32:16.380 experience you've
04:32:17.420 had through what
04:32:18.320 island jason is
04:32:19.300 probably no
04:32:19.820 fucking clam on
04:32:21.060 red tide man
04:32:21.900 not that i not
04:32:23.620 that i wasn't
04:32:24.180 willing i might
04:32:25.300 have once but it
04:32:27.000 was dark so i
04:32:27.660 never knew i was
04:32:28.640 always wondering
04:32:29.040 why she was so
04:32:29.660 wet whatever oh
04:32:31.140 god yeah
04:32:33.020 oh jeez christ
04:32:35.780 no you don't do it
04:32:37.160 on purpose because
04:32:38.520 it does it it's like
04:32:39.640 it doesn't sit well
04:32:40.800 man human blood
04:32:41.980 doesn't sit well in
04:32:42.700 your stomach so when
04:32:43.640 you see these people
04:32:44.220 pretend to be vampires
04:32:45.420 and drinking blood it's
04:32:46.660 not human blood it's
04:32:47.580 fucking pork blood or
04:32:49.640 steak blood human you
04:32:52.120 drink a cup of human
04:32:52.940 blood man you'll be
04:32:53.980 barfing your guts out i
04:32:55.220 don't care who you are
04:32:56.100 you'll barf i don't
04:32:58.240 intend to find out
04:32:59.200 there's something in
04:33:02.440 your fucking liver in
04:33:03.440 your in your digestive
04:33:04.320 tract that says human
04:33:05.620 blood bad that tells
04:33:07.360 you like things are
04:33:08.840 going the wrong way you
04:33:10.480 know and they mix it
04:33:12.520 they mix it with
04:33:13.900 something that that
04:33:15.100 allows their their body
04:33:16.760 to metabolize it you
04:33:18.880 have to like i think
04:33:20.640 they mix it with wine
04:33:21.520 or something i know
04:33:23.140 what i'm saying man
04:33:24.080 there's some weird
04:33:25.700 shit like you can
04:33:26.740 and crimson tide isn't
04:33:29.100 fucking straight up
04:33:29.760 blood that's fucking
04:33:30.580 that's been through a
04:33:32.460 filter too right
04:33:33.440 all right not very
04:33:35.420 well filtered but
04:33:36.280 whatever that's
04:33:37.180 somewhat off the
04:33:38.280 rails man fuck did
04:33:40.000 it ever yeah that was
04:33:41.920 jason fucking said
04:33:42.980 that guys well well
04:33:47.880 well then
04:33:49.000 that was fucked all
04:33:54.520 right that's what
04:33:55.820 that is stop reading
04:33:57.900 the chat i've just
04:33:59.420 started i'm like no
04:34:00.260 better not do that
04:34:00.920 that's a bad idea
04:34:01.520 here's the go don't
04:34:03.260 read anything that
04:34:04.980 peppermint patsy or
04:34:07.420 island jason are
04:34:09.360 putting in the chat
04:34:10.440 how about that how
04:34:11.300 about that just don't
04:34:14.180 those two
04:34:15.740 listen
04:34:19.940 it's amazing
04:34:21.780 it's amazing
04:34:23.120 listen
04:34:24.020 it's amazing
04:34:24.800 listen
04:34:26.740 listen
04:34:26.900 linda
04:34:28.240 you guys
04:34:32.040 well i don't know
04:34:33.620 talking about vampires
04:34:35.100 and i don't know
04:34:36.920 it was your idea to
04:34:39.540 send him a link so i
04:34:40.660 don't i don't
04:34:41.240 yeah well i just i
04:34:43.900 can we can talk to
04:34:44.960 your vampires
04:34:45.540 and everything just
04:34:47.980 goes off the rails
04:34:48.780 off the rails that's
04:34:50.320 what happens i gotta do
04:34:52.260 dishes anyways i was
04:34:53.380 just wanted to talk
04:34:54.120 about food yeah food's
04:34:56.100 good yeah i'm getting
04:34:56.840 hungry
04:34:57.140 yeah making chicken
04:35:02.140 thighs tonight
04:35:02.780 oh my god
04:35:04.260 chicken thighs
04:35:05.760 chicken thighs
04:35:06.720 chicken thighs
04:35:08.040 that's unbelievable
04:35:08.520 chicken thighs
04:35:09.540 and what else
04:35:11.040 yeah i'm probably
04:35:11.680 chicken thighs
04:35:12.280 i don't remember
04:35:15.120 oh brussel sprouts
04:35:16.140 i have no idea what
04:35:18.000 i'm gonna do
04:35:18.600 chicken thighs and
04:35:20.400 brussel sprouts
04:35:21.040 i might do burgers
04:35:22.500 actually that's
04:35:23.340 possible
04:35:23.760 oh they're yummy
04:35:25.480 homemade or
04:35:27.740 patties or
04:35:28.480 what do you
04:35:28.700 do with that
04:35:29.140 what
04:35:31.700 frozen ones
04:35:33.820 yeah homemade
04:35:37.600 yeah yeah
04:35:38.540 oh homemade
04:35:39.320 yeah there you
04:35:39.820 go
04:35:40.080 yeah
04:35:41.160 now you're
04:35:42.000 talking
04:35:42.220 yeah yeah i
04:35:44.100 got some
04:35:44.440 got some beef
04:35:45.120 and dredge i'm
04:35:45.780 debating on
04:35:46.620 doing that with
04:35:48.580 but we'll see
04:35:49.760 we will see
04:35:50.940 you're not going
04:35:52.260 to make another
04:35:52.700 one of those
04:35:53.220 all right
04:35:53.780 well
04:35:54.440 the stuff
04:35:54.940 and the
04:35:55.160 bacon
04:35:55.500 jeez
04:35:59.220 what was that
04:36:00.320 thing again
04:36:00.820 bacon's good
04:36:02.300 yeah i heard
04:36:03.120 bacon
04:36:03.540 that's all i heard
04:36:04.240 you mean the
04:36:04.680 pierogies
04:36:05.040 oh that's it
04:36:06.460 pierogies
04:36:06.900 yeah the
04:36:09.420 pierogies were
04:36:10.000 fucking good
04:36:10.600 they were terrifying
04:36:12.520 i'd need to go get
04:36:13.560 cream cheese
04:36:14.100 for myself
04:36:14.720 oh it's on sale
04:36:16.960 dried tiger
04:36:17.400 i don't have any
04:36:18.300 cream cheese
04:36:18.800 oh is it
04:36:20.480 maybe
04:36:20.920 yeah i got some
04:36:21.620 pierogies
04:36:22.940 i could rock
04:36:25.100 some fucking
04:36:25.700 greasy ass
04:36:27.100 fucking
04:36:27.540 pierogi
04:36:28.500 bacon
04:36:28.900 bake
04:36:29.200 why not
04:36:29.700 i love
04:36:30.120 heart attacks
04:36:30.800 oh sorry
04:36:32.560 i was kidding
04:36:32.980 but anyway
04:36:33.840 it's amazing
04:36:36.180 that's right
04:36:38.600 that's right
04:36:39.520 i'm just debating
04:36:41.640 what i'll play
04:36:42.200 us out to
04:36:42.840 here
04:36:43.300 i'm gonna go
04:36:48.820 with that
04:36:49.220 yeah we'll
04:36:49.740 we'll fucking
04:36:50.300 call her then
04:36:50.840 well we've been
04:36:51.360 going what
04:36:51.860 four and a half
04:36:52.580 four hours
04:36:53.280 cool that way
04:36:54.500 i don't have to
04:36:54.740 fuck off
04:36:55.160 i can still
04:36:56.520 watch
04:36:56.900 there you go
04:36:58.100 we can all
04:36:58.720 go together
04:36:59.300 um it was
04:37:00.940 nice to see
04:37:01.440 everybody
04:37:01.880 thanks for
04:37:02.460 coming out
04:37:02.880 on a random
04:37:03.360 monday guys
04:37:04.100 fuck yeah
04:37:05.380 it's a good
04:37:06.000 time
04:37:06.300 uh what's
04:37:08.120 uh what the
04:37:08.820 fuck's the
04:37:09.440 telegram again
04:37:11.420 i will i'll
04:37:14.900 put it i'll
04:37:15.500 put it up
04:37:15.920 there right
04:37:16.300 now i'll put
04:37:16.960 up a telegram
04:37:17.660 right now
04:37:18.940 and just so
04:37:20.640 you don't miss
04:37:21.420 the link
04:37:21.980 for the show
04:37:23.500 since we never
04:37:24.400 know when we're
04:37:25.400 gonna do it
04:37:26.100 yeah we have a
04:37:27.100 terrible marketing
04:37:27.820 department but
04:37:28.740 terrible
04:37:29.700 it's trying
04:37:30.820 he's having
04:37:33.160 that rib eyes
04:37:34.200 eh
04:37:34.520 fucking guy
04:37:35.260 rib eyes
04:37:36.660 that is funny
04:37:38.980 uh
04:37:40.980 uh
04:37:41.540 what's
04:37:42.840 actually fuck
04:37:44.760 it i'll go
04:37:45.040 with some
04:37:45.320 culture wall
04:37:45.920 that's what
04:37:46.500 i'll do
04:37:46.840 all right
04:37:47.320 she's up
04:37:47.780 there
04:37:48.100 there you
04:37:48.860 go y'all
04:37:49.380 you can join
04:37:50.560 that
04:37:50.720 you'll know
04:37:52.740 whenever we're
04:37:53.340 going uh
04:37:54.020 or or i'll
04:37:54.780 post it on
04:37:55.340 x2 dickhead
04:37:56.480 says i think
04:37:57.220 most of you
04:37:57.740 follow me
04:37:58.200 anyway though
04:37:58.660 but it is
04:38:00.480 what it is
04:38:00.980 any last words
04:38:01.980 there fucking
04:38:02.600 freestone
04:38:04.320 no
04:38:05.220 no
04:38:06.340 you know
04:38:07.160 well i'll see
04:38:08.440 you guys and
04:38:09.160 scotian lady
04:38:09.880 everybody else
04:38:10.460 all you
04:38:11.080 other pecker
04:38:11.840 heads in the
04:38:12.280 chat
04:38:12.540 right
04:38:14.240 here you go
04:38:16.400 that's it
04:38:17.460 all right
04:38:18.160 excuse me
04:38:19.420 we are out
04:38:21.320 you
04:38:27.700 you
04:38:28.020 you
04:38:29.560 you
04:38:30.700 guitar solo
04:39:00.680 guitar solo
04:39:30.680 guitar solo
04:40:00.660 guitar solo
04:40:30.640 guitar solo
04:41:00.620 guitar solo
04:41:30.600 guitar solo