jonnyrawton - Humpday Quickie

00:00:00.000 Hang on, buddy.

00:00:30.000 Bitch, you better get out of the way before I start falling apart.

00:00:38.020 I hate how my wife is always up my ass.

00:00:45.460 She always wants to buy brand new things, but I don't have the cash.

00:00:52.680 Oh, I hate my job, all of my rich friends.

00:00:56.680 I hate everyone to the bitter end.

00:01:01.180 Nothing turns out right, there's no end in sight.

00:01:05.020 I hate my life.

00:01:08.580 How come I never get laid?

00:01:12.580 My skies always lose.

00:01:16.160 How do you have another headache?

00:01:19.480 There's always some kind of excuse.

00:01:23.040 I still hate my job.

00:01:26.680 My boss is a dick.

00:01:31.640 I don't get paid nearly enough to put up with all of your shit.

00:01:38.980 I hate my job, all of my rich friends.

00:01:43.100 I hate everyone to the bitter end.

00:01:46.880 Nothing turns out right, there's no end in sight.

00:01:50.420 I hate my life.

00:01:54.260 I hate that I can't tell when I go underage.

00:02:16.500 You know I tell her she's an aspirin to last.

00:02:20.260 Then her daddy punches me in the face.

00:02:24.580 So if you're pissed like me,

00:02:28.040 bitches is what you gotta do.

00:02:31.340 Put your middle finger on the bitter end.

00:02:33.340 Put your middle finger on the bitter end.

00:02:35.140 Go on and say fuck you.

00:02:40.140 I hate my job, all of my rich friends.

00:02:44.040 I hate everyone to the bitter end.

00:02:47.540 Nothing turns out right, there's no end in sight.

00:02:51.640 I hate my life.

00:02:55.160 So much at stake, can't catch a break.

00:02:59.220 I hate my life.

00:03:02.840 Now it's nothing new.

00:03:05.000 It sucks to be you.

00:03:06.720 I fucking hate my life.

00:03:09.540 I hate my life.

00:03:18.840 My ears, hang on one second.

00:03:20.500 I have to move my ears.

00:03:21.460 Just a second.

00:03:22.520 Just relax.

00:03:23.740 Oh, no one gets to see me with no cam phone.

00:03:26.000 Sorry, guys.

00:03:27.120 Aw, come on, that's the whole part.

00:03:28.800 That's the whole point of this stream.

00:03:30.260 I love my country, love my freedom.

00:03:34.000 Fuck well, baby, now I don't need it.

00:03:36.840 Shotgun race from the woods to the plate.

00:03:39.880 Ain't never went hungry, ain't never too late.

00:03:42.960 So come around here, son, running your mouth.

00:03:46.920 You can fuck around and find out.

00:03:53.020 You can fuck around and find out.

00:03:54.800 Please, just grab a sock like everybody else, you know?

00:04:00.940 A sock?

00:04:02.500 What'd you do?

00:04:04.780 Nothing.

00:04:05.100 My laptop is going really weird.

00:04:08.020 It's tunnel juice, I swear to God.

00:04:10.280 Or

00:04:10.600 our friendly neighborhood ceases, whoever.

00:04:16.560 I was really mad at a girl once I called her a cum sponge.

00:04:19.000 I ain't trying to be Billy Badass or talk shit.

00:04:22.300 I'm just saying, there's the line.

00:04:24.320 Don't cross it.

00:04:25.360 I got a red rider gun when I was three.

00:04:28.380 So I don't run or hide from anything.

00:04:31.480 Bitch, I'm a red, white, and blue collar boy from the side.

00:04:34.720 You can fuck around and find out.

00:04:37.960 Love my country, love my freedom.

00:04:41.140 Fuck welfare, no, I don't need them.

00:04:44.240 Shotgun race from the woods to the plate.

00:04:47.060 Ain't never went hungry, ain't never too late.

00:04:50.140 So come around here, son, running your mouth.

00:04:54.060 You can fuck around and find out.

00:04:56.400 You can fuck around and find out.

00:05:03.920 Anyway.

00:05:05.440 Sorry.

00:05:06.200 Oh, y'all almost thought it was stork, sorry.

00:05:07.700 I forgot.

00:05:08.120 No pants.

00:05:10.440 See, one day on this stream, one day, it's gonna happen.

00:05:13.400 F-A-F-O, I teach you how this game go.

00:05:17.820 Different joints, same smoke.

00:05:19.340 Wake up, wear the same clothes.

00:05:20.920 Real redneck.

00:05:22.000 I'm a piece of white trash.

00:05:23.920 Blue collar boy, but my lady's high class.

00:05:26.580 Got the music way up loud with a cigar in my mouth.

00:05:29.640 Fuck around and come find out how we do it in the cell.

00:05:33.900 And he said it like that, yes.

00:05:35.440 Okay.

00:05:37.640 Oh, no.

00:05:39.200 There we go.

00:05:39.840 Yeah.

00:05:45.520 Ladies.

00:05:46.400 Ladies.

00:05:48.200 Want to wrestle?

00:05:51.640 Man up or sit your ass down.

00:05:54.460 We done talking.

00:05:55.860 Fuck around and find out.

00:05:57.480 Love my country, love my freedom.

00:06:00.520 Fuck well, baby, no, I don't need them.

00:06:03.760 Shotgun laced from the woods to the plate.

00:06:06.440 Ain't never went hungry, ain't never too late.

00:06:09.260 To come around here, son, run in your mouth.

00:06:13.520 You can fuck around and find out.

00:06:16.720 Hi.

00:06:18.000 What's going on?

00:06:19.160 Hey, I guess you didn't see that like, hey, I'm going to go for a quick smoke.

00:06:22.840 No.

00:06:22.940 And you were like.

00:06:24.000 No.

00:06:24.600 You're just like on.

00:06:26.900 Yeah, just on.

00:06:27.900 That was awesome.

00:06:29.300 Thanks for.

00:06:30.300 Well, you had like forever.

00:06:33.760 It's 2-0-2.

00:06:36.880 Hey, everybody.

00:06:37.880 Welcome back to FAPO.

00:06:44.060 Yeah.

00:06:44.800 There we go.

00:06:49.020 Hi.

00:06:50.920 We're back.

00:06:51.700 I always forget.

00:06:52.980 It like happens.

00:06:54.140 Woo.

00:06:55.320 It's fast.

00:06:56.260 I get all excited because I'm like dancing to the music.

00:06:58.860 All right.

00:07:04.380 Anyway.

00:07:05.000 All right.

00:07:05.760 Time for a little quickie before Edgy.

00:07:08.560 We're like Edgy's fluffer.

00:07:11.660 Speak for yourself.

00:07:12.840 Not going to be anyone's fluffer.

00:07:14.100 I think so.

00:07:14.740 I'm going to fix the lighting here.

00:07:16.080 Thank you.

00:07:19.420 All right.

00:07:20.200 Well, what else do you call it?

00:07:22.440 I don't know.

00:07:23.220 Fluffing for Edgy right now.

00:07:24.360 I don't know.

00:07:25.040 I do not like my lighting.

00:07:26.500 I look orange.

00:07:27.240 All right.

00:07:28.860 That's better.

00:07:29.840 All right.

00:07:31.900 Orange man.

00:07:32.740 Hi, y'all.

00:07:34.500 Apparently.

00:07:36.180 Hold on.

00:07:38.100 So I see Maxine Bernier was suggesting that we might have a new flag soon.

00:07:45.820 Oh, my God.

00:07:46.660 Is it?

00:07:46.960 It's a possibility.

00:07:47.580 Oh, my God.

00:07:49.700 It's aggressive.

00:07:55.040 Oh, yeah.

00:07:56.540 It's definitely aggressive.

00:07:57.500 I just had to talk.

00:07:59.040 A little bit.

00:07:59.880 But, I mean, it's not too far off, is it?

00:08:04.420 I feel like not really.

00:08:05.220 It kind of seems like that's the way we're going.

00:08:08.120 Yeah.

00:08:08.800 What time is it?

00:08:09.500 Seven.

00:08:10.080 Okay.

00:08:11.160 Oh, my God.

00:08:11.640 I'm on time.

00:08:14.320 Look at me, guys.

00:08:15.380 Being on time.

00:08:15.720 Yeah.

00:08:15.920 Actually, that's a first.

00:08:18.560 I don't think we've ever.

00:08:21.120 Yeah, it is.

00:08:23.180 You've never been on time.

00:08:25.440 Really?

00:08:26.540 Never.

00:08:27.220 This is the first time.

00:08:29.460 First time.

00:08:31.180 Go us.

00:08:33.640 Should I do pink or green?

00:08:37.220 I have no idea.

00:08:42.040 What are you even talking about?

00:08:44.280 I have green.

00:08:48.580 Or.

00:08:50.620 The fuck are you doing nails for?

00:08:53.020 What shit?

00:08:54.480 The fuck kind of show is this?

00:08:56.500 I'm a girl.

00:08:57.380 Why would I not?

00:08:59.420 Why would I not want to put on nails?

00:09:01.040 What kind of show are we running here?

00:09:05.960 Well, I was going to do it anyway.

00:09:07.600 So, I can wait until later if you would prefer.

00:09:09.480 Does it make a difference if I do it while I'm sitting here?

00:09:11.440 No?

00:09:13.040 No, not really.

00:09:14.060 Does anybody care?

00:09:19.120 I just thought maybe somebody would want to weigh in.

00:09:21.100 And maybe give me a suggestion.

00:09:23.660 I should wear green or pink.

00:09:24.920 But if you want to be mean about it, you can be mean about it.

00:09:28.560 Well, I like to be mean.

00:09:29.880 So, why not?

00:09:32.020 Speaking of being mean, actually.

00:09:35.340 Right?

00:09:35.900 Speaking of being mean.

00:09:37.300 Apparently being mean might be kind of working.

00:09:40.380 Hi, folks.

00:09:41.000 It's been a while.

00:09:41.740 We have some big news for you guys.

00:09:44.260 You may have heard that we're planning on leaving Canada.

00:09:46.600 And here are our top five reasons why we don't want to live here anymore.

00:09:50.220 Number one.

00:09:51.720 That.

00:09:52.720 It's just.

00:09:53.940 I mean, look at it.

00:09:55.340 Number two.

00:09:56.340 The cost of living.

00:09:57.400 It's tough out here.

00:09:58.220 Yeah.

00:09:58.620 If you're going to pay $5,500 a month for a one-room garden shed downtown Toronto, it's

00:10:03.960 probably time to leave.

00:10:05.200 Number three.

00:10:05.780 There's no Islamic environment.

00:10:07.160 I mean, yes, you can find an Islamic environment in places like Brampton, but.

00:10:11.360 I mean, who wants to live in Brampton?

00:10:12.820 And what we mean by that is access to halal food, access to mosques, walking distance

00:10:18.140 from us, Islamic schools, all that kind of stuff.

00:10:20.320 The Adan five times a day is something that we want to raise our kids around.

00:10:23.240 Number four.

00:10:24.160 We don't want to raise our kids in an environment where we're always looking over our shoulders

00:10:27.960 and crime is at an all-time high right now in Canada.

00:10:30.460 So hide your wives, hide your kids.

00:10:32.700 They snatch in everybody.

00:10:34.520 And number five is.

00:10:36.260 Don't say it.

00:10:36.980 Tell them to go watch the YouTube video because we went into detail about all five of these

00:10:40.260 points and we want you to go and watch so that you know exactly why.

00:10:43.520 Plus, if you really want an extra know why, just go through the comment section and you'll

00:10:46.860 understand.

00:10:47.220 That's my favorite part right at the end, right at the end when he's like, go through the

00:10:54.660 comment section and you'll see why.

00:10:56.480 See, we're winning.

00:10:57.560 We're winning.

00:10:58.560 Let's go.

00:11:00.860 I feel like that is a big W.

00:11:02.640 I mean, if they're going to just make it.

00:11:05.200 Yes.

00:11:06.480 And what is it with.

00:11:10.380 Well, and what is it with these fucking white dudes that like become Islamic and then

00:11:15.280 like what you notice when he was saying Islamic, he had to say it like Islamic, like you had

00:11:20.700 to really try there.

00:11:24.360 Like, bud, you're right to say Islamic.

00:11:28.100 Yeah.

00:11:28.880 Right.

00:11:31.260 That's fun.

00:11:32.400 I don't know.

00:11:33.100 Ridiculous, but we're winning.

00:11:35.120 We can just get a few more.

00:11:38.300 Yeah.

00:11:38.740 Right.

00:11:39.040 If we can just get a few more to go, you know, we'll be all right.

00:11:43.480 The rest can take the trebuchet, but these are going to be good.

00:11:50.440 Sorry.

00:11:51.240 Sure.

00:11:53.040 I'm focusing on two things.

00:11:56.660 The trebuchet is a great idea.

00:11:58.180 It always works.

00:12:00.640 Fantastic.

00:12:02.020 Actually, and I think it's the most fun.

00:12:04.600 It's the most fun.

00:12:05.860 And like I've said before, we can charge $5 a pole and make a lot of money.

00:12:10.380 I mean, really, how much would you spend to eat some fucking immigrants?

00:12:16.720 Oh, take my fucking money.

00:12:18.240 I'd empty my bank again.

00:12:20.400 Yeah.

00:12:22.040 Take my money.

00:12:23.940 I want as many.

00:12:24.700 I want as many poles as I can get.

00:12:28.100 That's what she said.

00:12:29.340 It's going to be fun.

00:12:32.360 Unbelievable.

00:12:32.680 I feel like it's a thing, though.

00:12:38.180 There's.

00:12:40.620 I'm going to say it.

00:12:42.240 There's that there's the dudes that are like pretty cocked, like they're they're pretty

00:12:49.100 cocked into like, you know, the white dudes acting like they're the Muslims or whatever.

00:12:55.920 It's interesting.

00:12:58.200 I don't even understand why you'd want to.

00:13:01.260 I really don't get it.

00:13:03.480 Yeah, it's definitely not something.

00:13:04.900 Yeah.

00:13:05.600 It makes no sense.

00:13:08.160 No.

00:13:09.880 It definitely doesn't.

00:13:11.420 100% does not.

00:13:14.540 Some people have really big fingers.

00:13:16.140 Yeah.

00:13:16.840 Very, very confusing.

00:13:21.740 So I see.

00:13:22.980 I also see that Jagmeet there is saying he's going to prop up the liberals again.

00:13:27.900 As I said, we're not going to have a spring election.

00:13:35.700 No.

00:13:38.700 Well, because they're talking about that fucking pandemic level relief now as a response to

00:13:45.460 the tariffs.

00:13:47.000 Right.

00:13:47.480 So, like, if people start getting laid off, they'll basically be able to do what they

00:13:52.840 did during CERB.

00:13:57.960 Which to me is just you're bringing in UBI incrementally.

00:14:03.660 Right.

00:14:04.280 Right.

00:14:04.500 I was just going to say something through the eye.

00:14:07.220 Yeah.

00:14:08.720 Yeah.

00:14:10.020 Basically.

00:14:10.740 Yeah.

00:14:11.060 Right.

00:14:12.380 Now, this one will only specifically be for people allegedly laid off or affected by tariffs.

00:14:19.100 But, I mean, to me, that's just, you know, you're just bringing it in bit by bit before

00:14:23.580 you eventually are just like, fuck it.

00:14:25.580 We're just going to give it to everybody.

00:14:29.180 It's fucked.

00:14:32.780 It's so weird.

00:14:34.460 You good there?

00:14:36.760 Yeah.

00:14:38.700 I'm looking at it.

00:14:39.480 All right.

00:14:39.800 Just checking.

00:14:40.660 I'm measuring my fingers.

00:14:42.080 It almost looks like you're having a hard time.

00:14:44.380 No.

00:14:45.160 You got to pick.

00:14:45.880 You have to pick the fingers and then you put them in the menu for which fingers they go

00:14:49.540 on.

00:14:49.800 And then you put them all on.

00:14:50.840 You have to pick them from the pile because they're all different sizes.

00:14:56.240 It's a big.

00:14:56.940 It's a hard thing to do, you know.

00:14:59.480 You can't just arbitrarily be like, oh, I'm just going to put this one here.

00:15:03.920 No, I just go with the nails I was given.

00:15:07.560 Yeah, that's fun, too.

00:15:08.680 Except for sometimes you want to have nice nails, you know.

00:15:12.560 Listen, I quit smoking cigarettes.

00:15:14.180 So, if I want to do something so that I don't want to smoke cigarettes and make my nails

00:15:20.400 look pretty, I'm going to do that.

00:15:23.280 So, say whatever you want.

00:15:25.080 I do not care.

00:15:26.400 What the fuck is skewing on about?

00:15:29.400 What's happening?

00:15:31.140 If there was a dude watching me plow from the closet, what are you going on about?

00:15:37.360 Skew, who's watching you plow somebody from the closet?

00:15:39.280 Where the fuck is that?

00:15:40.700 Yeah.

00:15:40.960 Why are they in the closet?

00:15:43.180 Why aren't they helping you?

00:15:46.400 Yeah, I don't know.

00:15:48.400 I don't understand.

00:15:50.700 Where's your head at there, Skew?

00:15:53.060 Thinking dudes are in the closet watching you plow.

00:15:57.260 He did say that he came first year ago.

00:16:01.280 So, you know, there is that.

00:16:05.900 Each to their own.

00:16:06.860 Although, I don't know.

00:16:07.800 He might be taking notes.

00:16:10.960 It's possible.

00:16:12.620 Well.

00:16:14.720 I hope he means snow removal.

00:16:21.220 Maybe.

00:16:21.860 We'll see.

00:16:23.420 What the fuck is wrong with you?

00:16:24.980 There you go.

00:16:26.120 That says you can't bug her about baby oil no more.

00:16:29.960 Those fake nails are toxic.

00:16:32.700 Relax.

00:16:33.240 I'm putting on press-on nails.

00:16:34.500 Relax.

00:16:35.020 I'm putting on press-on nails, guys.

00:16:39.240 Press-ons.

00:16:39.920 I don't need to.

00:16:41.680 So, I've never had the urge.

00:16:45.520 Yeah.

00:16:45.860 Well, obviously, because you're a dude.

00:16:47.520 I'm a girl.

00:16:48.860 Yeah.

00:16:49.000 And again, listen, people.

00:16:51.520 You can comment all you want.

00:16:53.420 It doesn't matter to me.

00:16:55.160 I'm still going to put on my nails and have a good time.

00:16:58.780 And I don't care.

00:17:02.100 All right.

00:17:02.680 Da-da-da-da-da.

00:17:04.140 That's how I feel about it.

00:17:06.540 Yeah.

00:17:07.040 Woo!

00:17:07.220 I can definitely say that, obviously, AI is going to be a big part of our lives.

00:17:15.020 But I think it's going to end up being racist.

00:17:17.180 Oh, no!

00:17:24.400 Bitch, that nigga.

00:17:28.400 Why you mad, nigga?

00:17:31.260 Bitch, that nigga.

00:17:33.060 What's that nigga?

00:17:35.340 Nigga, you a fucking robot, nigga.

00:17:38.640 Oh, shit, shit.

00:17:39.900 Oh, shit.

00:17:41.020 Oh, my bad, my buddy.

00:17:42.140 Hey.

00:17:48.140 What the fuck was that?

00:17:49.140 Wait, wait, he's extra heavy.

00:17:51.140 Watch out, watch out, watch out.

00:17:53.140 Watch out, watch out.

00:17:55.140 This is 70,000, bro.

00:17:58.140 He's extra heavy.

00:18:00.140 Watch out, watch out.

00:18:03.140 Watch out, watch out.

00:18:05.140 Watch out, watch out.

00:18:07.140 Watch out.

00:18:08.140 Bro, this is 70,000, bro.

00:18:10.140 Well, he's tweaking it, bro.

00:18:16.140 My question is, how does people like that manage to get an AI robot?

00:18:24.140 Yeah, I don't know.

00:18:25.140 Well, apparently that's, it was funny, too, because I had no idea who this fucking guy was until I watched Monday Night Raw, because apparently he was on Monday Night Raw for some reason.

00:18:36.140 But Kai Senat, I guess, is the guy's name.

00:18:39.140 But yeah, they got a $70,000 AI robot and just bullied it.

00:18:45.140 Oh, so AI is likely to be racist at some point.

00:18:51.140 It'll learn it.

00:18:53.140 Well, I feel like if it's going to be with people like that, then it's definitely going to be racist.

00:18:57.140 How can you not be?

00:18:59.140 Short search.

00:19:00.140 Short search.

00:19:01.140 That's a good fucking movie, actually.

00:19:02.140 I kind of want to watch that movie.

00:19:03.140 I love that movie.

00:19:05.140 Johnny Five, still alive.

00:19:06.140 Oh, please.

00:19:09.140 Your mother was a snowblower, so.

00:19:12.140 Do you remember it?

00:19:14.140 So good.

00:19:15.140 That was a good movie.

00:19:17.140 I missed that one.

00:19:18.140 Yeah, Gremlins.

00:19:20.140 Yeah, Gremlins was a wicked one.

00:19:23.140 That was definitely a good movie.

00:19:25.140 And the first.

00:19:26.140 Don't make movies.

00:19:27.140 The first Lost Boys.

00:19:29.140 Yeah.

00:19:30.140 Yeah, no, that was a good one, too.

00:19:33.140 And no disassemble.

00:19:34.140 Yeah, they don't make movies that good anymore.

00:19:36.140 No.

00:19:37.140 They're all gay now.

00:19:38.140 Honey, I Shrunk the Kids.

00:19:40.140 That was also a good one, too.

00:19:41.140 Yeah, that was fun.

00:19:46.140 A lot.

00:19:47.140 Well, there was a couple of those were good, and then they got stupid, but.

00:19:50.140 It's usually the way it goes with sequels.

00:19:54.140 Usually.

00:19:55.140 I just keep making them because they're fucking money, but.

00:19:59.140 They always end up getting fucking retarded.

00:20:02.140 Just like everything around us.

00:20:06.140 Retarded.

00:20:07.140 Uh, where was that?

00:20:12.140 Shit.

00:20:13.140 Shit.

00:20:14.140 I shouldn't have this much fun with this.

00:20:16.140 Like, I feel like I'm a kid in a candy store.

00:20:18.140 I shouldn't get this excited for just putting on fucking press on nails when I get so excited.

00:20:24.140 Yeah, something like that.

00:20:29.140 Well, whatever.

00:20:30.140 It's fun.

00:20:31.140 I don't have to sit in a chair for like hours and get my nails done.

00:20:36.140 Sure.

00:20:37.140 I can just sit at home and do it.

00:20:39.140 It's fun.

00:20:42.140 I don't understand the nails anyway.

00:20:44.140 What's the point?

00:20:45.140 Again, it's not for you.

00:20:47.140 It's not for you.

00:20:48.140 It's for us.

00:20:49.140 It's for us.

00:20:50.140 We don't put makeup on for you guys.

00:20:52.140 Sure.

00:20:53.140 We put it on for us because we like, you know, being pretty.

00:20:58.140 I don't know.

00:20:59.140 I don't want to explain it.

00:21:00.140 I don't know.

00:21:01.140 We don't do things for boys.

00:21:04.140 I mean, we do things to like look pretty to be like attractive in that like when we're trying to find a mate or a partner.

00:21:13.140 No.

00:21:14.140 No.

00:21:15.140 All right.

00:21:16.140 I suppose that's an okay reason for nails.

00:21:18.140 Yeah.

00:21:19.140 You're going to scratch some jeets.

00:21:20.140 Apparently.

00:21:22.140 Scratch jeets.

00:21:24.140 Yeah.

00:21:25.140 Right.

00:21:26.140 Channeling my inner 13.

00:21:28.140 Get a hold of yourself.

00:21:31.140 Maybe I have plans later that involves me using my hands.

00:21:34.140 This is a family show.

00:21:39.140 So if you could just not talk about that kind of thing here.

00:21:44.140 If we're going to get all fucking saucy in the comments, then I'm not allowed to be saucy back.

00:21:52.140 I don't even know if that's PG.

00:21:55.140 Yeah.

00:21:56.140 We're trying to keep this PG here.

00:21:58.140 No, we're not.

00:21:59.140 No.

00:22:00.140 What?

00:22:01.140 No, we're not.

00:22:02.140 Never trying to keep this PG.

00:22:04.140 Ever.

00:22:05.140 Well, Freestone's not here.

00:22:06.140 So, you know, it could be.

00:22:08.140 If you say it two more times, I bet you he'll be here.

00:22:10.140 And then all of a sudden, it will get out of hand so fucking fast.

00:22:14.140 Honestly.

00:22:15.140 Oh.

00:22:16.140 Yeah, it would.

00:22:17.140 It definitely would.

00:22:18.140 I definitely would.

00:22:19.140 See?

00:22:21.140 Comments section.

00:22:26.140 StreamYard's being slow for you here.

00:22:30.140 No, it's you.

00:22:31.140 You're slow.

00:22:33.140 You're slow.

00:22:35.140 I am slow today.

00:22:36.140 Fuck.

00:22:37.140 One of those broken sleep nights.

00:22:39.140 Good time.

00:22:41.140 Oh.

00:22:42.140 All right.

00:22:43.140 Here we go.

00:22:44.140 Wish me luck.

00:22:47.140 Exciting part.

00:22:48.140 Wish you luck with what?

00:22:49.140 What do you need luck for?

00:22:50.140 It's fucking nails.

00:22:51.140 You can fuck it up, though, really fast.

00:22:52.140 Like, you can fuck it up.

00:22:53.140 All right.

00:22:54.140 Here we go.

00:22:55.140 I'm gonna do it.

00:22:56.140 I'm doing it.

00:22:57.140 Make sure you're getting sticky.

00:22:58.140 Fucking women.

00:22:59.140 It's fun, though.

00:23:00.140 Girls need to make hand jobs pretty.

00:23:01.140 See?

00:23:02.140 Make sure you're getting sticky.

00:23:03.140 Make sure you're getting sticky.

00:23:04.140 Fucking women.

00:23:08.140 It's fun, though.

00:23:09.140 Girls need to make hand jobs pretty.

00:23:10.140 See?

00:23:11.140 You know, you know.

00:23:15.140 Yeah.

00:23:16.140 Ben's got the hair here.

00:23:17.140 The longer the nail, worse it'll be when you wipe your butthole.

00:23:22.140 You don't want to be coming through the paper.

00:23:24.140 Guys.

00:23:26.140 Right?

00:23:27.140 You guys.

00:23:28.140 It's true.

00:23:29.140 You don't want to.

00:23:30.140 That's not good.

00:23:31.140 Booty holes.

00:23:32.140 Yeah!

00:23:34.140 Oh, it's a cute color.

00:23:36.140 I like it.

00:23:37.140 It's fun.

00:23:38.140 It's fun.

00:23:39.140 It's great.

00:23:41.140 All right, Ben.

00:23:42.140 Anyway.

00:23:43.140 So.

00:23:44.140 It seems Canada's town drunk's been at it again, though.

00:23:51.140 Let's see.

00:23:53.140 She's a fucking gem.

00:23:54.140 Help address that issue, especially when it's an, as she said, existential threat to democracy.

00:23:58.140 Watching Elon Musk parade around the world as the new emperor of all, along with his buddy Donald Trump, I am deeply concerned for the next election in Canada.

00:24:08.140 I think Musk interfering in Germany's elections on the side of the far right parties that want to play footsie with Nazis and say we don't have to feel guilty about our past on International Day of Holocaust Remembrance.

00:24:21.140 This is pretty offensive stuff.

00:24:24.140 Our solution in the Green Party is we as Canadians and our government should say there's no such thing as a platform.

00:24:31.140 You're a publisher.

00:24:32.140 And Meta and Twitter and X and all of them would have to abide by the jurisprudence of hundreds of years of a publisher's responsibility for what they publish.

00:24:42.140 And the the anonymous and rule free world in which social media operates could end simply and quickly.

00:24:52.140 But of course, probably would have to be in session to say in Canada, we don't recognize something called a platform.

00:24:58.140 You've invented this term for yourselves, you so that you can as profiteering transnational corporations interfere in our lives and harvest our lives to make money for yourselves, threatening our democracy, threatening our journalism.

00:25:13.140 So your publishers and we're not going to censor what you publish.

00:25:17.140 But if someone wants to sue you, you'll be responsible for the words you publish, regardless of whether it comes from a foreign bot or a Canadian citizen, the publishers responsible for what they publish.

00:25:29.140 And that would really clean up the sewer of social media.

00:25:33.140 The sewer of social media.

00:25:38.140 I mean, nipple tassels.

00:25:41.140 What the fuck is that?

00:25:42.140 Come on.

00:25:43.140 Come on.

00:25:44.140 Ukraine nipple tassels.

00:25:47.140 That's unbelievable.

00:25:48.140 I feel like she might, though.

00:25:50.140 But she does look like a newspaper, though.

00:25:52.140 That is for sure.

00:25:53.140 There's no question there.

00:25:55.140 She does raise an interesting point, though.

00:25:58.140 With social media platforms being a publisher or not.

00:26:02.140 Mm hmm.

00:26:03.140 Mm hmm.

00:26:04.140 I think to me, it's the fact that they actually do censor that to me would make them a publisher.

00:26:11.140 Publisher.

00:26:12.140 Right.

00:26:13.140 Like if they didn't censor at all, then it's a platform to me.

00:26:17.140 But once you start censoring, because I remember this argument came up in the very early days of like Facebook fucking ban and everybody and taking shit down where people were talking about the fact that.

00:26:28.140 I mean, if you're going to go out and edit what's being placed, then that makes you the publisher.

00:26:34.140 Mm hmm.

00:26:35.140 Right.

00:26:36.140 Like if you're going to choose what goes and what doesn't, then you're a publisher.

00:26:39.140 Whereas I think if you're just allowing whatever, that makes it a platform.

00:26:44.140 That makes sense.

00:26:46.140 Yeah.

00:26:47.140 Either way, I like the anonymous rule free world of social media.

00:26:55.140 It's a good time.

00:26:58.140 It's something.

00:26:59.140 That's for sure.

00:27:00.140 I mean, I'm not very active in any social media.

00:27:03.140 But why is she still even asked any questions?

00:27:06.140 What a cunt.

00:27:08.140 Well, probably because she sounds like Canada's town drunk and it's a good sound bite.

00:27:13.140 Right.

00:27:14.140 And she technically does still have a seat, doesn't she?

00:27:18.140 Yeah.

00:27:19.140 Yeah.

00:27:20.140 All right.

00:27:21.140 I think so.

00:27:22.140 Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

00:27:25.140 But yeah, I mean, her opinions are pretty fucking stupid though.

00:27:30.140 How great.

00:27:31.140 See?

00:27:32.140 How great is that?

00:27:33.140 Sure.

00:27:34.140 Oh, oh, whoa, whoa.

00:27:35.140 Whoa.

00:27:36.140 That one's not straight.

00:27:39.140 See?

00:27:40.140 This is what happens when you go and get your nails done with the crazy Asian ladies.

00:27:43.140 What do you got fucking lesbian nails for?

00:27:46.140 How is it lesbian nails?

00:27:48.140 Because it's not straight.

00:27:50.140 Oh, my God.

00:27:52.140 Almost straight?

00:27:56.140 It's this one that's not straight.

00:27:58.140 Jesus Christ.

00:28:00.140 I can't make it go straight.

00:28:02.140 Uh oh.

00:28:03.140 Oh, God.

00:28:04.140 Oh, you know what it is?

00:28:05.140 That's my broken finger.

00:28:06.140 That's my finger that goes like this.

00:28:09.140 That's fine.

00:28:10.140 Don't make fun of me.

00:28:15.140 Really?

00:28:16.140 What do you mean don't make fun of you?

00:28:19.140 I think that's so fun.

00:28:20.140 I'm so not girly.

00:28:21.140 So for me to have like girly things is fun for me.

00:28:25.140 So don't make fun of me.

00:28:26.140 So I can like do this while I don't have to work.

00:28:29.140 Because it's not like I can do this normally.

00:28:31.140 I can do this when I don't have to go to work.

00:28:33.140 And it is fun.

00:28:35.140 It's fun to be a girl.

00:28:38.140 Sure.

00:28:39.140 I'll take your word for it.

00:28:42.140 See?

00:28:43.140 Because now I can do like a little.

00:28:45.140 Oh, God.

00:28:46.140 That's so annoying.

00:28:47.140 I can't be that person though.

00:28:48.140 Because that is the most annoying thing ever.

00:28:50.140 It is actually kind of annoying, yes.

00:28:55.140 Yeah.

00:28:56.140 I won't do that.

00:28:57.140 Yeah.

00:28:58.140 I won't do that.

00:28:59.140 I won't be the annoying person.

00:29:01.140 I'm just going to sit here and drink my drink now.

00:29:04.140 If you keep being annoying.

00:29:06.140 Shut up.

00:29:07.140 Faggot.

00:29:08.140 That is legitimately one of my favorite gifs ever.

00:29:12.140 Shut up, faggot.

00:29:14.140 That is faggot.

00:29:15.140 It works inside.

00:29:16.140 You can use it all the time.

00:29:20.140 All the time.

00:29:22.140 And it's a good way to get around using the word faggot too.

00:29:25.140 Because, I mean, usually you have to put an asterisk in there or you got to do something to it so that nobody fucking gets you banned.

00:29:35.140 But with that gif, it fucking works beautifully.

00:29:38.140 Getting around it.

00:29:39.140 I've yet to have an issue.

00:29:41.140 True that.

00:29:42.140 And it's always good when someone's being an idiot.

00:29:47.140 Shut up, faggot.

00:29:49.140 Anyway.

00:29:50.140 So.

00:29:51.140 That's true.

00:29:52.140 What else is going on?

00:29:53.140 Very true.

00:29:54.140 Well, you know, Trump continues on with his executive orders.

00:30:02.140 Actually, there was the one.

00:30:03.140 I should have grabbed something on that.

00:30:04.140 I didn't.

00:30:05.140 But apparently the anti-Semitic one.

00:30:07.140 Where he's like planning on deporting every like Palestinian protector that was on college campuses.

00:30:16.140 Hmm.

00:30:21.140 I'm wondering how that works though.

00:30:23.140 Because I don't think they were all actually immigrants, right?

00:30:26.140 So how does that work for the one?

00:30:27.140 Like, are you going to deport the ones that weren't immigrants too?

00:30:30.140 Because that'd be pretty funny.

00:30:33.140 Maybe.

00:30:35.140 Actually, that'd be great.

00:30:36.140 Send a bunch of leftists to Palestine.

00:30:42.140 Go help rebuild.

00:30:44.140 Yeah, you want to help them so bad.

00:30:47.140 Something like that.

00:30:48.140 Go help them.

00:30:49.140 Yeah, but that was one of the things he did.

00:30:51.140 And then also today, apparently this one.

00:30:53.140 Today, I'm also signing an executive order to instruct the Departments of Defense and Homeland Security

00:31:00.140 to begin preparing the 30,000 person migrant facility at Guantanamo Bay.

00:31:05.140 Most people don't even know about it.

00:31:07.140 We have 30,000 beds in Guantanamo to detain the worst criminal illegal aliens threatening the American people.

00:31:15.140 Some of them are so bad, we don't even trust the countries to hold them, because we don't want them coming back.

00:31:20.140 So we're going to send them out to Guantanamo.

00:31:22.140 I just love the way he talks.

00:31:25.140 Some of them are so bad, we don't trust the countries to keep them, so we're just going to send them to Guantanamo.

00:31:35.140 So now, we're just going to send people to Gitmo again.

00:31:42.140 That's fun.

00:31:44.140 I'm in for it.

00:31:46.140 Whatever, I don't give a fuck.

00:31:48.140 He just pops in there and he's just like, we're just going to do all the stuff that we said we weren't going to do, and we're just going to keep doing that.

00:31:53.140 Yeah.

00:31:54.140 Yeah.

00:31:55.140 I'm in for it.

00:31:56.140 I think they all need to be sent there.

00:31:59.140 Right?

00:32:00.140 I don't even think we need to look at what crimes they've committed.

00:32:07.140 Just all of them.

00:32:08.140 Go to Gitmo.

00:32:10.140 Well.

00:32:11.140 Right?

00:32:12.140 And if I've learned anything from the Harold and Kumar movies, they'll get all the cock meat sandwiches they can eat.

00:32:22.140 Seriously, cock meat sandwiches.

00:32:24.140 Well, I mean, that movie's got to be based on true things, right?

00:32:31.140 I would think.

00:32:33.140 I guess.

00:32:37.140 Yeah, that's true too, Ben.

00:32:39.140 That is a great incentive for others to leave.

00:32:42.140 You're going to fucking Gitmo if you don't leave on your own.

00:32:46.140 I feel like it's still not going to make people leave though.

00:32:50.140 Just saying.

00:32:51.140 Well, I mean, it depends.

00:32:54.140 Like, a lot of them though, it's fucking, it's just retarded watching them, right?

00:32:58.140 Like, I've seen some of those protests in the States, like all those Mexicans that are protesting deportations, but waving Mexican flags.

00:33:06.140 Yeah, we were talking about that.

00:33:08.140 It makes no fucking sense.

00:33:10.140 Yeah.

00:33:11.140 There's a ton of people who are just going out and finding people.

00:33:16.140 And they're, I was watching a video of people getting like arrested outside of like the hospital and stuff.

00:33:23.140 Like ISIS, like, are at the hospital and outside of schools and I don't give a shit.

00:33:31.140 I forgot about that too.

00:33:32.140 They're fucking eating the cashiers in Hamilton.

00:33:37.140 Must not be any dogs or cats.

00:33:39.140 Did you see that one?

00:33:40.140 Yeah.

00:33:41.140 Like fucking 600 women in the store act as fucking decoys while they try to steal and then one of them bit the cashier.

00:33:51.140 I don't, I don't know if that means halal.

00:33:53.140 I feel, I feel like that, probably not.

00:33:56.140 I feel like that's sort of peak Hamilton though.

00:33:59.140 Like, I feel like that's not, that's not a new thing.

00:34:02.140 That's like.

00:34:03.140 I'd pass three stone if he's tried that.

00:34:07.140 He's probably seen it after the bars outside of King and Caroline.

00:34:14.140 But legitimately, I mean, looking at the pictures of those broads, I think they look pretty Armenian.

00:34:19.140 Like they look like not.

00:34:25.140 What's the word?

00:34:26.140 What's the nice word?

00:34:31.140 They didn't look like they had.

00:34:34.140 They weren't like the money Muslims.

00:34:39.140 Muslim mom gangs.

00:34:40.140 No, I believe, I believe it's a harem.

00:34:42.140 They're probably all like sister wives.

00:34:46.140 Guaranteed.

00:34:50.140 Yeah.

00:34:51.140 I don't know.

00:34:52.140 It's.

00:34:53.140 Yeah.

00:34:54.140 It's kind of par for the course in Hamilton.

00:34:56.140 Like, I feel like that's not.

00:34:57.140 Again.

00:34:58.140 Like, I don't think that's.

00:34:59.140 To me, that's not shocking for Hamilton.

00:35:01.140 It just seems like.

00:35:03.140 It's just another day.

00:35:05.140 Yeah.

00:35:06.140 It's just a Wednesday.

00:35:07.140 It's like.

00:35:08.140 No.

00:35:09.140 Yeah.

00:35:10.140 I mean.

00:35:11.140 Yeah.

00:35:12.140 It's just like we got SWAT on one of the fucking low rental areas here today.

00:35:18.140 I'm like, yeah, it's just a typical Wednesday down there on Kathleen F.

00:35:22.140 Yeah.

00:35:23.140 Right.

00:35:24.140 Like.

00:35:25.140 So it's usually the way that that works are pretty much all of the worst people down there.

00:35:30.140 Well, way too much ice did here.

00:35:36.140 And now it's too heavy.

00:35:38.140 That's.

00:35:39.140 That could be a good point, Ben.

00:35:40.140 Maybe we should.

00:35:41.140 We should consider that.

00:35:43.140 We need.

00:35:45.140 We need sister wives.

00:35:49.140 All right.

00:35:50.140 Then we could.

00:35:51.140 Then we can definitely get those birth rates up.

00:35:52.140 Okay.

00:35:58.140 That's it.

00:35:59.140 That's what we're going to have to do.

00:36:01.140 We're going to have to promote.

00:36:02.140 The one thing that I should point out, though, is that I feel like there's not enough men who can handle one wife, let alone multiple wives.

00:36:11.140 So I feel like maybe some of those men should come forward.

00:36:16.140 Hey, Ben, you know, those men that you're referring to, can you ask them to like, maybe stand up?

00:36:25.140 Because the women out here, we haven't seen them yet.

00:36:29.140 Maybe, but I think we, we need sister wives.

00:36:33.140 See, trad wife's in.

00:36:35.140 Let's go.

00:36:37.140 Sister wives for the win.

00:36:40.140 But see, that's the thing is you don't have to deal with them, Jackie.

00:36:43.140 No, absolutely.

00:36:44.140 You get them to do their sister wives stuff, and you, fuck, if you have to, go wash the fucking driveway or something.

00:36:52.140 What is happening?

00:36:54.140 Can you see super chats?

00:36:57.140 I don't know.

00:36:58.140 Can I?

00:37:00.140 Well, I can't see super chats, but there's super chats, apparently, and they're not coming through.

00:37:06.140 Oh, they're not coming through.

00:37:09.140 What?

00:37:10.140 What the fuck?

00:37:11.140 Fuck.

00:37:12.140 Oh, I saw one.

00:37:13.140 You're right.

00:37:14.140 Yeah, there is one.

00:37:16.140 Where do you see it?

00:37:17.140 I see it like I went to rumble.

00:37:19.140 I don't know why it's not showing up in here.

00:37:22.140 Why is it not showing up on our platform, though?

00:37:24.140 That's weird.

00:37:25.140 Okay.

00:37:26.140 Thank you for letting me know.

00:37:27.140 Seems the biggest number of students who could vote are the people who don't even vote because they know it's fake and gay.

00:37:33.140 Would be incredible to somehow rally those who understand all parties are corrupt as fuck.

00:37:37.140 Scotian lady.

00:37:38.140 Yeah.

00:37:39.140 Yeah.

00:37:40.140 A hundred percent.

00:37:41.140 Um.

00:37:43.140 Yeah.

00:37:45.140 What?

00:37:47.140 See, the ridiculous part is, and I had an argument with a guy on Facebook.

00:37:53.140 What?

00:37:54.140 Um.

00:37:55.140 Why are the supertats not showing up?

00:37:58.140 This is the weirdest thing ever.

00:38:00.140 John, what did you do?

00:38:01.140 Yeah.

00:38:02.140 I don't know.

00:38:03.140 I can't.

00:38:04.140 Listen.

00:38:05.140 I can't answer that.

00:38:07.140 I cannot answer that.

00:38:09.140 Why are you such a turd?

00:38:10.140 Why are you such a turd?

00:38:15.140 Shaki.

00:38:16.140 Shaki sent one in, too.

00:38:17.140 He says, Ria's still a dude.

00:38:19.140 He wants me to like dudes.

00:38:22.140 I think that's a projection.

00:38:25.140 Johnny is a hobo.

00:38:26.140 We know that.

00:38:28.140 Um.

00:38:29.140 Yeah, whatever.

00:38:30.140 I'm sorry if anybody else.

00:38:31.140 I don't know why.

00:38:32.140 We missed.

00:38:33.140 I'm sorry.

00:38:34.140 I don't know why they're not coming through on our end.

00:38:36.140 That's so weird.

00:38:37.140 Uh.

00:38:38.140 Yeah.

00:38:39.140 Like usually it would.

00:38:40.140 I'm pretty sure it highlighted it in the stream.

00:38:43.140 It usually highlights it and pulls it up at the top.

00:38:47.140 Like there's usually a little thing on the top.

00:38:49.140 And it's not on.

00:38:50.140 And none of that's happening.

00:38:52.140 Sorry, guys.

00:38:53.140 Look around in settings and see it.

00:38:55.140 Yeah.

00:38:56.140 We did just change a bunch of things on here.

00:38:59.140 So it might be.

00:39:02.140 Uh.

00:39:03.140 It's a low budget program.

00:39:05.140 It's not.

00:39:06.140 We're just.

00:39:07.140 We're.

00:39:08.140 It's.

00:39:09.140 Listen.

00:39:10.140 What do you mean?

00:39:11.140 It is.

00:39:12.140 All right.

00:39:13.140 Well, we're trying.

00:39:15.140 There's no fucking question.

00:39:16.140 We're trying.

00:39:17.140 We're trying.

00:39:18.140 Listen.

00:39:19.140 Everybody has to start somewhere.

00:39:20.140 And we're starting somewhere.

00:39:22.140 I.

00:39:23.140 I feel.

00:39:24.140 Listen.

00:39:25.140 If people don't want to watch us, they don't have to watch us.

00:39:27.140 I love everybody who supports us who watches us.

00:39:30.140 But.

00:39:31.140 But yes.

00:39:32.140 Totally low budget.

00:39:33.140 We're doing our best.

00:39:34.140 We're trying.

00:39:35.140 And we're learning.

00:39:37.140 I like learning.

00:39:38.140 It was super fun for me.

00:39:40.140 Um.

00:39:41.140 I get super agitated when it doesn't work though.

00:39:43.140 Which is why.

00:39:44.140 I want to know why the super chats aren't working.

00:39:45.140 So sorry to whoever super chatted.

00:39:47.140 If we didn't.

00:39:48.140 You know.

00:39:49.140 It's definitely.

00:39:50.140 Okay.

00:39:51.140 Everybody all at once.

00:39:52.140 Fuck you, Johnny.

00:39:53.140 Yeah.

00:39:54.140 Whatever.

00:39:55.140 Fuck you.

00:39:56.140 I don't give a shit.

00:39:59.140 I don't care.

00:40:04.140 Okay.

00:40:05.140 I guess we'll have to figure that out.

00:40:08.140 Yeah.

00:40:09.140 Skew blames tits, McGee.

00:40:10.140 I'm with Skew.

00:40:11.140 I haven't had my.

00:40:12.140 Listen.

00:40:13.140 The tits haven't come out for a long time.

00:40:15.140 So.

00:40:16.140 Yeah.

00:40:17.140 I'm over here with Skew.

00:40:18.140 Maybe that's why.

00:40:19.140 You're right.

00:40:20.140 Maybe that's why.

00:40:21.140 Maybe it's because my boobs are up.

00:40:22.140 It's not working.

00:40:24.140 Yeah.

00:40:25.140 You confused.

00:40:26.140 You confused StreamYard.

00:40:27.140 That's what happened.

00:40:28.140 I'm StreamYard.

00:40:29.140 Like, I don't know what to do.

00:40:30.140 Titties.

00:40:31.140 Yeah.

00:40:32.140 Woo.

00:40:33.140 StreamYard doesn't even know if that's PG.

00:40:37.140 That's hilarious.

00:40:38.140 Um.

00:40:39.140 So.

00:40:40.140 I basically.

00:40:42.140 Um.

00:40:43.140 The.

00:40:44.140 There was a couple of people that commented on the, you know, the sister wives and the,

00:40:51.140 the things.

00:40:52.140 Um.

00:40:53.140 I agree with like, Scotian lady made a good point.

00:40:59.140 Right.

00:41:00.140 And the real challenge and prizes to love and honor one woman or man.

00:41:03.140 And you know what?

00:41:04.140 Some people are.

00:41:05.140 Legitimately fine with having sister wives.

00:41:08.140 And that works for some people because of how their lifestyle is.

00:41:12.140 And, and the way that they want their family to grow.

00:41:15.140 And that's, that's totally fine.

00:41:17.140 I completely.

00:41:18.140 I, I respect.

00:41:20.140 People who want to.

00:41:22.140 Um.

00:41:23.140 I am all for.

00:41:25.140 Uh.

00:41:26.140 What's the word?

00:41:27.140 Uh.

00:41:28.140 White babies.

00:41:29.140 Like, let's have as many fucking.

00:41:31.140 I am all for families.

00:41:32.140 As many fucking.

00:41:33.140 And if that means that there's one person who is making all these families.

00:41:38.140 If they can do that.

00:41:39.140 But for them.

00:41:40.140 Who am I to fault somebody for doing what?

00:41:43.140 What?

00:41:44.140 Oh my lord.

00:41:46.140 Yeah.

00:41:47.140 Yeah.

00:41:48.140 Trad wife wants your boobs for a day.

00:41:50.140 And Chucky says he doesn't need that Mormon shit.

00:41:53.140 Yeah.

00:41:54.140 Just for one day?

00:41:56.140 You only want them for one day.

00:41:58.140 Just one day apparently.

00:42:00.140 Alright.

00:42:01.140 That's all you need.

00:42:02.140 I like it.

00:42:03.140 We'll have to start the bidding.

00:42:06.140 I'm not giving away my boobies.

00:42:08.140 They're not giving them away.

00:42:11.140 They're just being borrowed for a day.

00:42:14.140 You know?

00:42:15.140 And I didn't have to pay for them.

00:42:16.140 So I don't really want to give these ones away.

00:42:18.140 Because I feel like if I have to pay for some.

00:42:20.140 That they're not going to be the same.

00:42:21.140 I like the ones that are mine.

00:42:23.140 That God gave me.

00:42:24.140 I do not want to have to get bought ones.

00:42:26.140 Because.

00:42:27.140 I feel like.

00:42:28.140 Listen.

00:42:29.140 The ones that you buy.

00:42:30.140 I feel like they look different.

00:42:32.140 You know how there's that meme with the lady that has the eyes that go like this?

00:42:35.140 Like.

00:42:36.140 She's got eyes.

00:42:37.140 One goes this way.

00:42:38.140 One goes the other way.

00:42:39.140 That's how I feel like the fake boobies look.

00:42:40.140 That lady that's kind of confused about where her eyes are supposed to go.

00:42:43.140 Whereas.

00:42:44.140 The normal boobies.

00:42:45.140 They're just.

00:42:46.140 Googly boobies.

00:42:47.140 Really sad googly eyes.

00:42:48.140 Right?

00:42:49.140 There was a meme where I saw the chick had googly boobs.

00:42:53.140 Yeah.

00:42:54.140 That was going to be my Halloween costume.

00:42:56.140 But.

00:42:57.140 I.

00:42:58.140 I chickened out.

00:42:59.140 I.

00:43:00.140 I.

00:43:01.140 I chickened out.

00:43:02.140 I could have had my boobs out at a Freestone party.

00:43:05.140 I could do it.

00:43:06.140 I could do it.

00:43:07.140 I could do it.

00:43:08.140 I could do it.

00:43:09.140 Probably not the best plan though.

00:43:10.140 I could do it.

00:43:11.140 I could do it.

00:43:12.140 I could do it.

00:43:13.140 Probably not the best plan though.

00:43:14.140 Having my boobs out.

00:43:15.140 At a Freestone party.

00:43:16.140 Maybe.

00:43:17.140 I feel like that is definitely a bad idea on so many levels.

00:43:22.140 But.

00:43:23.140 Um.

00:43:24.140 Yeah.

00:43:25.140 I feel like it's.

00:43:26.140 I think that's more of a.

00:43:28.140 Um.

00:43:29.140 If I had a.

00:43:30.140 Uh.

00:43:31.140 What's the word?

00:43:32.140 Um.

00:43:33.140 If I had like a suitor with me.

00:43:34.140 Like if I had someone who was accompanying me or escorting me.

00:43:38.140 Then I would feel a little bit more comfortable walking around with googly eyes over my boobs.

00:43:43.140 Because I had someone who was escorting me.

00:43:45.140 But if I'm going to go party by myself.

00:43:47.140 I feel like it's a little bit inappropriate to have my.

00:43:49.140 You know.

00:43:50.140 National Geographic kids out with fucking googly eyes on them.

00:43:54.140 Yeah.

00:43:55.140 Qualamoma says all the brown families in my neighborhood have lots of aunties and grandmas living with the fam.

00:44:01.140 Helping with the kids.

00:44:02.140 Well yeah.

00:44:03.140 Because they all fucking come over as a huge tribe.

00:44:06.140 Make it super easy to do.

00:44:08.140 And I bet you they're all getting fucking different checks too.

00:44:10.140 Fucking.

00:44:11.140 Bitches.

00:44:12.140 Yeah.

00:44:13.140 Yeah.

00:44:14.140 Yeah.

00:44:15.140 It's saying what they're getting.

00:44:18.140 And then when you factor in that yes.

00:44:20.140 Like for each of them.

00:44:21.140 They're all like.

00:44:22.140 They all live together and just don't say it.

00:44:24.140 Right.

00:44:25.140 Yeah.

00:44:26.140 They're making huge bank.

00:44:28.140 Hmm.

00:44:29.140 Hmm.

00:44:30.140 Yeah.

00:44:31.140 I don't.

00:44:32.140 We've talked about this before.

00:44:33.140 I'm.

00:44:34.140 I'm.

00:44:35.140 I'm an advocate for multi-generational family living.

00:44:38.140 Um.

00:44:39.140 I think that.

00:44:40.140 It.

00:44:41.140 It makes sense.

00:44:42.140 Especially to pass along.

00:44:44.140 Generational values.

00:44:45.140 And.

00:44:46.140 Everything else.

00:44:47.140 Like.

00:44:48.140 I spent a lot of time with my grandparents.

00:44:50.140 And I feel like.

00:44:51.140 Like.

00:44:52.140 It's the whole.

00:44:53.140 It takes village.

00:44:54.140 Right.

00:44:55.140 Like.

00:44:56.140 There.

00:44:57.140 There is that aspect of it.

00:44:58.140 Right.

00:44:59.140 Hundred percent.

00:45:00.140 Hundred percent.

00:45:01.140 Fine.

00:45:02.140 If I nipple cover with googly eyes stickers.

00:45:07.140 It could work.

00:45:08.140 Yeah.

00:45:09.140 Right.

00:45:10.140 I could see doing that.

00:45:11.140 That'd be.

00:45:12.140 That'd be something I'd do for sure.

00:45:15.140 What.

00:45:16.140 Your best friend.

00:45:17.140 No.

00:45:18.140 Attach.

00:45:19.140 Googly eyes.

00:45:20.140 To a nipple.

00:45:21.140 Yeah.

00:45:22.140 Why not.

00:45:23.140 That'd be hilarious.

00:45:24.140 Well.

00:45:25.140 That's.

00:45:26.140 What the costume was.

00:45:27.140 Was big googly eyes on the nipples.

00:45:29.140 So that.

00:45:30.140 You could just walk around.

00:45:31.140 And you had like a.

00:45:32.140 A.

00:45:33.140 Sheet over top.

00:45:34.140 So it was like a ghost.

00:45:35.140 With big googly eyes.

00:45:37.140 So.

00:45:40.140 Anyway.

00:45:42.140 Like.

00:45:43.140 What's our reason to spot.

00:45:45.140 Again.

00:45:46.140 It's because I feel like.

00:45:47.140 It doesn't matter.

00:45:48.140 Like.

00:45:49.140 The nipples are always.

00:45:50.140 Not the nipples always seem to just look normal.

00:45:52.140 But.

00:45:53.140 Fake nipples.

00:45:54.140 It's like.

00:45:55.140 Even though.

00:45:56.140 There you go.

00:45:57.140 Cheese slice.

00:45:58.140 Like this.

00:45:59.140 Never mind googly eyes.

00:46:00.140 Cheese slices.

00:46:01.140 Or cheese slices.

00:46:02.140 And pepperoni.

00:46:05.140 We're not going to get into.

00:46:07.140 There's a lot of snacks.

00:46:08.140 While you're there.

00:46:09.140 What my boobies look like.

00:46:11.140 Mortadella.

00:46:12.140 That's what I'm saying.

00:46:14.140 Get the pepperonis out.

00:46:20.140 Oh Lord have mercy.

00:46:23.140 I don't know.

00:46:24.140 I don't know.

00:46:25.140 How do we end up talking about my boobs again?

00:46:28.140 I don't know.

00:46:29.140 It's usually where it ends up.

00:46:30.140 It's because they're out.

00:46:32.140 Yeah right.

00:46:33.140 It's because you guys haven't seen them for a while.

00:46:34.140 Because I've been wearing sweat shirts and stuff.

00:46:36.140 So I feel like that's what happened.

00:46:38.140 Everyone gets excited.

00:46:42.140 Yeah.

00:46:43.140 It's getting a little degenerate.

00:46:44.140 It happens.

00:46:45.140 It happens here.

00:46:46.140 It's a little off the rails.

00:46:47.140 A little.

00:46:48.140 A little.

00:46:50.140 Yeah.

00:46:51.140 That's where we're going.

00:46:54.140 And it's what happens.

00:46:55.140 It's when your Edgy's fluffer.

00:46:58.140 Stop saying Edgy's fluffer.

00:47:00.140 That sounds so gross.

00:47:02.140 Oh.

00:47:03.140 What are you.

00:47:04.140 What are you supposed to call it?

00:47:05.140 We're going on before him.

00:47:06.140 We're fluffing for Veggie right now.

00:47:07.140 That's what's happening.

00:47:08.140 We're Edgy's fluffer.

00:47:09.140 That's what's happening.

00:47:11.140 We're Edgy's fluffer.

00:47:12.140 Can you just.

00:47:13.140 Can you be normal for five minutes?

00:47:15.140 Can you try that?

00:47:17.140 That is being normal.

00:47:18.140 What are you talking about?

00:47:19.140 No.

00:47:24.140 Sir.

00:47:25.140 Yes.

00:47:26.140 That's true.

00:47:27.140 That is the furthest thing from you being normal.

00:47:29.140 Ever.

00:47:30.140 Why do you keep changing the camera?

00:47:32.140 Because I just wanted to make sure you saw my posture there.

00:47:35.140 Oh.

00:47:36.140 Okay.

00:47:37.140 Like you're going into the rumble type camera.

00:47:39.140 And you've made such a big deal about how you hate that one.

00:47:45.140 Are you done?

00:47:46.140 Which is why we're back here.

00:47:49.140 I don't know.

00:47:50.140 Am I?

00:47:51.140 Maybe.

00:47:52.140 This is easy.

00:47:53.140 This has all of the things.

00:47:54.140 Everything is there.

00:47:55.140 Tell me that this isn't better.

00:47:57.140 No.

00:47:58.140 Agreed.

00:47:59.140 Agreed.

00:48:00.140 Agreed.

00:48:01.140 No.

00:48:02.140 Agreed.

00:48:03.140 I.

00:48:04.140 By the way.

00:48:05.140 I do like this.

00:48:06.140 I think the only thing about Rumble Studio I like better is that it doesn't seem like

00:48:14.140 there's a cap on how big the videos are, but I can get around that.

00:48:23.140 Could be amazing.

00:48:24.140 Googly eye boobs.

00:48:25.140 What?

00:48:26.140 They want googly eye boobs.

00:48:27.140 Googly eye bobs.

00:48:28.140 Yeah.

00:48:29.140 Googly eye bobs.

00:48:30.140 Googly eye bobs and vagine.

00:48:31.140 Let's go.

00:48:32.140 Oh.

00:48:33.140 That's actually something I could do.

00:48:34.140 Oh.

00:48:35.140 Oh.

00:48:36.140 Oh.

00:48:37.140 Oh.

00:48:38.140 Oh.

00:48:39.140 Oh.

00:48:40.140 Oh.

00:48:41.140 Oh.

00:48:42.140 Oh.

00:48:43.140 Oh.

00:48:44.140 Oh.

00:48:45.140 Oh.

00:48:46.140 Oh.

00:48:47.140 Oh.

00:48:48.140 Oh.

00:48:49.140 Oh.

00:48:50.140 Is that bobs are going to join or what?

00:48:51.140 Is that what's going on?

00:48:53.140 Okay.

00:48:54.140 Do I even have bobs and green on this computer?

00:48:56.140 Um.

00:48:57.140 I might.

00:48:58.140 Oh.

00:48:59.140 Oh, I was just gonna say something.

00:49:00.140 Oh, yeah.

00:49:01.140 Your, uh, your, your girlfriend made some really good point there about, um, Ireland and

00:49:04.140 Your girlfriend made a really good point there about Ireland and Lawton.

00:49:14.140 I think we should open a law firm.

00:49:16.680 I wrote my mock LSATs when I was at school a couple of years ago,

00:49:22.160 and I feel like I did well.

00:49:26.660 We should definitely, I should, listen, if I can get school paid for,

00:49:31.860 I'll go to law school.

00:49:32.840 Yeah, school paid for it.

00:49:34.140 Well, let's open a law firm.

00:49:38.880 Do you want to be my clerk?

00:49:42.960 I do have...

00:49:44.320 What?

00:49:44.540 I don't think I would make a very good law clerk.

00:49:48.060 Why?

00:49:53.460 Because I don't do paperwork.

00:49:58.240 Well, what are you going to be then?

00:49:59.640 The law clerk basically is the secretary.

00:50:02.800 Yeah, I know that.

00:50:04.140 So what are you going to do then?

00:50:05.040 You're the guy yelling in court.

00:50:07.900 Yelling what?

00:50:08.660 Fuck, I don't know.

00:50:10.580 Well, then you have to go to the school then.

00:50:12.100 How am I supposed to?

00:50:12.480 I just yell at people.

00:50:14.160 Are you going to go to school?

00:50:16.180 Maybe.

00:50:16.720 Whatever.

00:50:18.260 Okay.

00:50:18.800 Well, if you want to go to school, you can go to school too.

00:50:20.460 Where did we get on to school?

00:50:21.460 Where did we get on to this?

00:50:24.500 Because I think it's a great idea.

00:50:26.080 I think we should be lawyers.

00:50:29.700 Daglund is going to need more lawyers.

00:50:31.840 Why not?

00:50:33.440 We've got people that are psychologists.

00:50:34.940 We've got doctors.

00:50:36.180 We've got finance people.

00:50:37.580 But I'm a pretty public dick, so.

00:50:40.160 You know.

00:50:42.400 Tell you what.

00:50:43.200 A public dick and a private dick?

00:50:46.120 I'd make an awesome library hand.

00:50:48.880 That would be wicked.

00:50:49.980 Because kids would be like, can I find this book?

00:50:52.120 I'd be like, go fucking watch a movie instead, you retard.

00:50:54.900 They invented better stuff.

00:50:59.300 You're such an asshole.

00:51:03.340 There you go.

00:51:04.320 Imagine a billboard for your law firm with googly eye bobs.

00:51:09.760 Googly eye bobs.

00:51:10.960 And since, since it is here now, I'm going to do it.

00:51:13.560 Whether it's Facebook, skip the dishes, or at Cooper Eats.

00:51:16.180 Always asking for bobs and the gene.

00:51:17.980 It's the fucking Jeets.

00:51:19.080 WhatsApp, pick her eggs.

00:51:20.100 It don't matter.

00:51:20.780 They're all Hindu Tinder.

00:51:21.780 Who's sliding into your DMs?

00:51:23.260 An overconfident pinder.

00:51:24.460 No, baby, I love you.

00:51:25.940 Send pics, show face, and bobs.

00:51:27.340 Every app can be a dating app if you're a Punjab.

00:51:30.320 LinkedIn, Snapchat, Cash App, or TikTok.

00:51:33.060 Bet your DMs getting violated by DeepRuck.

00:51:35.820 Whether it's Insta, Telegram, or Pinterest.

00:51:38.620 Bobs and Vigene.

00:51:39.840 Just send to Dinnish.

00:51:41.500 I love you, baby.

00:51:42.960 It's Baheem.

00:51:44.220 Send Bobs and Vigene.

00:51:46.780 Just another Jeet theme.

00:51:49.740 Yeah, send Bobs and Vigene.

00:51:54.460 Good idea.

00:51:57.120 We'll just be like the worst immigration lawyers ever.

00:52:02.320 That is hysterical.

00:52:04.020 I'd like just completely lose every case.

00:52:07.840 And like, fuck, sorry, I suck again.

00:52:12.060 You know?

00:52:12.380 That'd be great.

00:52:18.660 Actually, hold on a sec, because that would go well with.

00:52:24.300 That is a good idea.

00:52:25.720 Should have had this already in there.

00:52:27.260 It would have been a good idea.

00:52:28.220 I didn't.

00:52:29.460 Did I delete it?

00:52:30.800 Oh, fuck off.

00:52:32.140 Oh, no, I didn't delete it.

00:52:33.280 There we go.

00:52:35.140 See, there we go.

00:52:36.100 It'd be great.

00:52:36.660 I could be an immigration lawyer, fucking lose every single fucking case, right?

00:52:42.080 And then every time one of my clients goes and gets deported, I can send them this.

00:52:47.400 I heard you got deported, dude.

00:52:50.980 Bye.

00:52:53.280 B.O. Vaughn.

00:52:55.000 Good for him.

00:52:56.780 That's awesome.

00:52:57.980 Sorry.

00:52:58.440 There wasn't attention.

00:52:59.700 I was just trying to remember.

00:53:01.080 That'd be perfect.

00:53:04.680 That's great.

00:53:05.360 You know what I see ads for on YouTube?

00:53:08.120 Fucking, uh, the old fucking shoppers, uh, beauty event there with the fucking tranny poster.

00:53:15.740 I went into my shoppers today and it's gone.

00:53:21.240 It's gone.

00:53:22.120 They had it on the thing right by the door.

00:53:25.760 And it was like on like a big, uh, like an end aisle.

00:53:29.520 And when I walked in and saw it, like I visited, I was like, whoa.

00:53:33.840 And like lady commented and I was like, wow.

00:53:37.400 Like that's, that's, that's a lot for a front door of an establishment.

00:53:43.200 Um, wow.

00:53:44.040 So, um, she just said, yeah, that, you know, there had been a number of comments and then

00:53:53.460 when I went in, that was Sunday.

00:53:56.180 So when I went in today, Wednesday, so four days later, it was gone.

00:54:01.200 Um, so I do live in a pretty, uh, I do live in a pretty white Christian neighborhood as

00:54:07.640 you know, but, um, I was pretty impressed.

00:54:11.060 Like, I mean, there's still a, the flag that's like the sticker that's in the front window and

00:54:16.700 or whatever of every shoppers.

00:54:18.460 But other than that, like it's, it's gone.

00:54:24.440 So that's pretty cool.

00:54:26.660 Did you find it?

00:54:27.860 Yeah.

00:54:28.220 I managed to get, there was a YouTube ad that I saw that I got it.

00:54:33.240 I'm looking for it right now.

00:54:34.620 I don't know why I'm looking on my Twitter feed.

00:54:36.560 Cause I know I shared it there.

00:54:37.680 Cause I tagged shoppers in it.

00:54:39.440 I find it like things like that are just so, it's like, it's like, read the room.

00:54:47.500 Like the, the tact in that is so odd to me.

00:54:50.100 It's like, I understand that you're just, you're trying to make it inclusive, but that's

00:54:56.980 not making it inclusive.

00:54:58.420 That's just weird.

00:54:59.380 That's just offensive to a lot of people and mostly women who are going in there to buy

00:55:07.340 makeup.

00:55:07.980 Like why it's like, you know what I mean?

00:55:11.720 It's like walking, it'd be like walking into home Depot and having a fucking girl standing

00:55:17.660 there.

00:55:18.240 I don't know.

00:55:18.740 It's just like, it's so wildly offensive, you know, it's weird.

00:55:22.200 I don't want to see a girl showing me how to use fucking power tools.

00:55:25.820 Well, actually, now that I say that I would be mad about it.

00:55:29.640 Yeah.

00:55:29.820 Maybe, maybe there you go.

00:55:32.980 There's the shoppers beauty event.

00:55:35.420 All right.

00:55:40.160 That's amazing right there.

00:55:41.880 It's a shoppers beauty event.

00:55:44.340 They really, they really understand beauty.

00:55:48.080 So ladies, if you're trying to get beautified, you want to make sure to head on down to your

00:55:54.240 local shoppers because they'll make you look as pretty as this thing.

00:55:58.120 Like.

00:55:58.920 Right.

00:56:00.700 Make sure to do that.

00:56:02.020 And then, and then maybe you can pick up the new, right.

00:56:04.980 That's a possibility too.

00:56:08.220 Yeah.

00:56:08.760 It, it, it's one of those things where it just like, it just completely like it, I didn't

00:56:14.780 want to buy anything and I did it.

00:56:17.180 Like, I was just, I was so shocked that I saw that.

00:56:20.240 It's like, that's just really gross.

00:56:23.140 It was just so.

00:56:24.200 And actually it's kind of funny, Ben, because it's kind of true in a way that the trans

00:56:27.880 agenda is really just eugenics.

00:56:29.440 Cause I mean, most of them are not having kids, thankfully.

00:56:32.560 Of course.

00:56:33.620 I mean, this is just, it was a slow burn until it wasn't right.

00:56:37.420 Because it was like a mass sterilization of so many, so many people so quickly, because

00:56:44.220 all they did was just bump these people full of SSRIs and shit for, you know, a couple of

00:56:50.360 generations.

00:56:50.820 And then they started having this, whatever the fuck these things are calling themselves

00:56:56.500 and acting like we should all be okay with it.

00:57:00.280 And there's nothing okay about it.

00:57:02.140 None of it is acceptable.

00:57:03.340 And asking people to be accepting of that is absolutely fucking ludicrous.

00:57:10.420 And personally, as most people already know, my opinion on that is you're literally just

00:57:15.620 enabling mental health problems.

00:57:17.440 Like eight years ago, 10 years ago, I spent a whole fucking ton of money going to school

00:57:23.060 to help people who had serious mental health problems among other things, but issues with

00:57:28.640 their fucking brain wiring and things like that.

00:57:31.060 And now everything that I learned all of a sudden is like not fucking real because we're

00:57:35.920 in the land of make-believe.

00:57:37.240 And now if you say that you had like, now it's like, okay, we'll just let this happen.

00:57:41.460 No problem.

00:57:42.080 You want to be a cat today?

00:57:43.400 We'll let you be a cat.

00:57:44.560 Meow, meow, meow.

00:57:45.980 Meow, meow, meow.

00:57:47.500 But seriously.

00:57:48.780 I think what it comes down to is what like, when they look at how they're going to, you know,

00:57:56.780 treat it, it is based on which treatment is going to profit the most.

00:58:02.960 So in the trans thing, you know, instead of actually, you know, trying to work on the

00:58:07.600 actual mental health aspect of it, well, there's surgeries, there's hormones, there's

00:58:13.260 all this other shit that they can make a bunch of fucking money off, right?

00:58:16.780 This is exactly why.

00:58:19.160 Over and over and over again.

00:58:21.080 Yeah.

00:58:21.260 Because once you start on this shit, as everybody sees, it's a never ending cycle because most

00:58:27.200 of the people, I can't even remember the statistics of the people who are doing the

00:58:30.580 transitioning and things like that are detransitioning.

00:58:33.400 They have to have therapy.

00:58:35.060 They have to have medical procedures.

00:58:37.000 They have everything.

00:58:38.480 So like you're now costing the fucking, all of these people, hundreds and hundreds and

00:58:42.760 hundreds of thousands of dollars every single year in healthcare.

00:58:45.980 That didn't need to happen because we didn't have to enable any of this fucking degeneracy

00:58:50.380 in the first place, because it's absolutely ludicrous to act like any of this is okay.

00:58:54.620 So all we've done is like Ben said, we've just completely, it's eugenics.

00:58:59.120 You've sterilized generations of people and now no one's having babies.

00:59:02.500 Our birth rates are down by what?

00:59:03.680 80%?

00:59:04.880 Fuck.

00:59:05.160 Yeah.

00:59:05.480 Something like, well, they're down fucking huge.

00:59:07.540 That's for sure.

00:59:08.220 I don't know if it's 80% exactly.

00:59:09.440 But it's also like, I look at it as if you look at the, the original they, thems, you

00:59:15.560 know, the folks with multiple personalities and look at the way that that's treated, right?

00:59:21.300 That is treated with drugs.

00:59:23.200 And you're told that, you know, you don't actually have multiple personalities and they

00:59:28.580 do everything to try and keep you into one personality, right?

00:59:32.260 Because there's no money in enabling that.

00:59:35.960 You can't, there's no money-making scheme there, right?

00:59:40.180 The money-making scheme is to treat them with the drugs.

00:59:43.400 Whereas with the trans, I mean, it costs quite a bit to, you know, do those surgeries.

00:59:49.480 It costs quite a bit for the hormone therapies.

00:59:52.640 Plus the pre-surgery and the therapy and the counseling.

00:59:56.840 The therapy.

00:59:57.700 No stop.

00:59:59.160 Yeah.

01:00:00.300 Yeah.

01:00:00.940 Actually, it's funny because I read.

01:00:02.260 I read a tweet from a therapist that was saying, like, 90% of their patients are fucking

01:00:07.880 liberals.

01:00:08.960 And that's true with most therapists.

01:00:13.500 And it's like, well, yeah, liberalism is a mental illness.

01:00:18.000 It's ridiculous.

01:00:21.300 It's awesome.

01:00:22.400 What are you going on?

01:00:23.560 You have gay friends and black friends.

01:00:26.740 Isn't that the same thing?

01:00:27.780 Yeah, but who cares?

01:00:31.940 It's not about that.

01:00:34.660 They're all gay.

01:00:35.480 You can have gay friends.

01:00:36.540 It's not about that.

01:00:37.300 It's about the trans agenda is completely different.

01:00:39.780 That's about completely destroying.

01:00:41.200 And, you know, the gays that have passed are not the gays of today.

01:00:46.980 Like, the gay people I remember and that I met and that I know are against all of this.

01:00:53.660 This entire agenda and everything that goes along with it and all the fucking degeneracy

01:00:57.100 and the malarkey that this fucking entire propaganda campaign that they started fucking

01:01:02.380 slowly wheeling in fucking 25 years ago has just now become so normalized that instead

01:01:08.820 of having, like, a pride day where people were pretty embarrassed to do things, then all

01:01:13.460 of a sudden it became fucking a pride month and it's every day is fucking safe spaces.

01:01:18.940 The gay KK.

01:01:20.340 The gay KK.

01:01:24.940 Oh, my.

01:01:25.860 What would they wear?

01:01:26.720 Because I don't think it'd be just a simple bath sheet, right?

01:01:33.000 Like the Clayton Bigsby?

01:01:34.560 No way.

01:01:36.000 The gay KK?

01:01:36.960 Okay.

01:01:38.820 They'd be more fashionable than just a sheet.

01:01:43.100 Or be a rainbow sheet?

01:01:45.180 You'd have to, maybe.

01:01:46.280 I wonder if there is a gay KK.

01:01:48.680 There probably is.

01:01:49.920 Yeah, right?

01:01:50.440 I bet you have so many Googles that shit.

01:01:52.000 I bet you it's there.

01:01:54.240 And if there isn't, we should, they should start one.

01:01:58.320 Because that would be good.

01:02:00.320 Oh, my God.

01:02:02.540 Oh, boy.

01:02:03.380 Sorry.

01:02:03.980 We both did it at the same time.

01:02:05.180 My bad.

01:02:05.520 Yeah.

01:02:08.040 That's good.

01:02:09.820 That is good.

01:02:11.660 Yeah.

01:02:14.700 Holy fuck.

01:02:16.020 All right.

01:02:16.440 What are we on?

01:02:16.920 We got like a minute left.

01:02:18.060 All right.

01:02:18.800 Hey, you want to know something funny?

01:02:20.540 So today, this is a funny, this is a great story.

01:02:23.040 You're going to enjoy this.

01:02:24.340 It just reminded me because Scotiabin' Lady said something about it being sparkly.

01:02:28.260 So this was me today.

01:02:29.220 I was blow drying my hair.

01:02:32.460 And I'm in my bathroom.

01:02:33.840 I'm blow drying my hair.

01:02:35.220 La la la la.

01:02:35.920 And I keep seeing, like, sparkles.

01:02:39.160 And I'm like, oh, God.

01:02:41.600 I must have got something in my hairbrush when it was in the thing.

01:02:44.880 So I was like, oh, that's so annoying.

01:02:45.920 Anyways, when I finished blow drying my hair, I start scratching my head, trying to get the sparkles off.

01:02:51.300 And I'm like, what the fuck?

01:02:52.880 And I'm trying to get these fucking sparkles off.

01:02:54.540 And I'm in the mirror.

01:02:55.240 And I'm like, it's so hard to get the sparkles off.

01:03:00.580 Just so everyone knows, the sparkles.

01:03:05.300 It's my gray hair.

01:03:11.480 It's my gray hair coming in at my roots.

01:03:14.600 And it's so gray that it sparkles.

01:03:20.480 Sparkle gray.

01:03:21.660 So in case anyone was wondering, I have sparkly, sparkly gray hair.

01:03:32.180 Yay!

01:03:32.820 That's pretty funny.

01:03:38.700 All right.

01:03:39.460 Yeah.

01:03:40.040 So that was, like, a minor way to melt down.

01:03:43.060 Keep going.

01:03:45.020 Yeah.

01:03:46.060 What?

01:03:47.880 Yeah, maybe.

01:03:49.180 I just don't care.

01:03:50.380 It's a problem.

01:03:50.900 Whatever.

01:03:52.420 Care about what?

01:03:53.200 That's how I roll.

01:03:54.680 But all right.

01:03:55.760 So Edgy just went.

01:03:57.100 So we're wrapping up.

01:03:57.960 We want to keep going.

01:04:00.700 Oh, doesn't matter.

01:04:02.040 I don't care.

01:04:02.420 We can wrap it up if you'd like.

01:04:06.540 I'm not becoming a silver box.

01:04:08.880 Relax.

01:04:10.980 But I am going to go.

01:04:13.100 Okay.

01:04:13.980 Full disclosure.

01:04:14.800 I have no problem.

01:04:16.000 I have.

01:04:16.780 When my mom went gray, my mom is beautiful.

01:04:19.440 And she had very, very long hair.

01:04:22.500 And she let her hair go gray.

01:04:24.980 And it, oh, my God, was gorgeous.

01:04:27.900 So I'm not mad.

01:04:29.480 But I just, I mean, I just don't want sparkles.

01:04:33.700 Just so we're clear.

01:04:34.820 I don't want sparkly gray yet.

01:04:36.180 I'm not quite ready for it all to go sparkly gray.

01:04:38.300 So I don't want to be silver boxed yet.

01:04:42.380 Just a few more.

01:04:43.260 Yeah, right.

01:04:45.040 Give me some time.

01:04:46.360 Whatever.

01:04:46.820 I don't give a fuck.

01:04:47.680 I don't give a fuck.

01:04:48.840 As long as I have hair.

01:04:50.020 That's all I care.

01:04:51.560 I don't give a fuck to go gray.

01:04:52.420 As long as, as long as the, it stays gray every, or not gray everywhere else, I'm happy.

01:04:59.300 I would like everything to not go gray.

01:05:02.720 And I will be so happy.

01:05:05.180 The day that that starts happening, I just want everyone to know that I'm going to have a full-on meltdown.

01:05:12.880 Yeah, I don't give a fuck.

01:05:14.600 I'll let it all go gray.

01:05:16.600 I can't even imagine how that day is going to even feel.

01:05:20.020 I can't.

01:05:20.840 I don't know.

01:05:21.280 I don't know what's going to happen.

01:05:23.820 I know it's going to happen.

01:05:25.560 Like, I feel like it has to happen.

01:05:28.240 Hair has to go gray.

01:05:30.100 I don't know.

01:05:31.960 It's not something that most people, you know, discuss.

01:05:36.020 I mean, I'll call my grandpa and be like, so did your pubes go gray?

01:05:39.940 Is that something I can look forward to?

01:05:42.080 Well, the carpets match the grates usually, right?

01:05:45.720 Well, I don't know if that also goes for when you're graying.

01:05:51.280 That's just the default setting.

01:05:54.820 I don't know if that, you know, keeps up with appearances or not.

01:06:00.520 I'm unsure there.

01:06:06.160 I also don't inspect much, either.

01:06:08.300 Like, I know I've got gray hairs.

01:06:10.000 I couldn't tell you how much, though.

01:06:13.520 I know they're in there.

01:06:14.500 Well, I feel like, I mean, I was just, you know.

01:06:17.440 You get them once in a while, right?

01:06:19.580 They're so sparkling.

01:06:20.800 And every once in a while, I get, like, a white one.

01:06:23.060 Just, like, a pure white fucking hair sticking out of my chin.

01:06:26.380 I always got to rip that out.

01:06:35.340 I mean, at least until there's more, right?

01:06:37.880 When it's just one, it looks stupid.

01:06:43.220 You got to get some more.

01:06:46.640 But other than that, I don't give a fuck if it goes gray.

01:06:49.220 I really don't.

01:06:50.380 I won't color it.

01:06:51.860 I don't.

01:06:52.620 I don't have nose and ear hairs.

01:06:55.760 I'm not going to have gray nose and ear hairs.

01:06:58.800 Oh, I got fucking nose.

01:07:00.300 Yeah, I got nose hairs.

01:07:02.920 That once in a while is fucking annoying.

01:07:05.940 You have nose hairs?

01:07:08.400 Yeah, they poke out once in a while, and I got to fucking tear them out.

01:07:14.200 Like.

01:07:17.920 Yeah, fucking hair in your nose, you know.

01:07:21.100 Fucking gross.

01:07:22.620 Because that's what hair does.

01:07:25.120 Usually.

01:07:25.740 I thought about an old, old man thing.

01:07:27.260 Like, old men have nose hairs.

01:07:29.260 Hey, look, even Koala Mama's got nose hairs.

01:07:32.180 You know?

01:07:32.880 Not, like.

01:07:35.200 Right?

01:07:36.460 Trad Wife has everything hairs.

01:07:44.400 And not trim.

01:07:45.620 You let the sons of bitches out.

01:07:47.280 You just fucking grab a hold and.

01:07:50.460 Done.

01:07:50.880 Did you say you pulled a hair out of your nose?

01:07:57.280 Yeah.

01:07:58.580 You don't.

01:08:02.600 You grab onto that son of a bitch, and you just rip her right out.

01:08:06.980 Might get a little teary-eyed, but who gives a fuck?

01:08:09.460 Be a man.

01:08:12.860 I am.

01:08:14.820 What?

01:08:17.520 You don't.

01:08:18.820 I'm not using a nose.

01:08:20.200 That's true.

01:08:21.120 Yeah.

01:08:21.580 There's a thing.

01:08:22.460 No.

01:08:22.820 And it goes in there.

01:08:23.680 I've seen them at the hair salon.

01:08:26.140 No.

01:08:26.480 No.

01:08:27.360 Just pluck them.

01:08:28.760 Just fucking pluck them.

01:08:30.900 Listen.

01:08:31.720 Y'all are insane.

01:08:33.180 No.

01:08:33.780 My nose is getting.

01:08:34.800 It's sore thinking about it.

01:08:36.740 Oh.

01:08:37.340 All right.

01:08:38.520 Good to pluck them one by one so they don't grow back.

01:08:40.980 There's tears to your eyes, but it's better.

01:08:42.540 Yeah.

01:08:42.740 Absolutely.

01:08:45.260 100%.

01:08:45.620 I'm with Ben.

01:08:47.320 Whenever you guys are talking about nose hairs, that's not happening for me.

01:08:51.180 I'm with Ben.

01:08:51.900 You just rip that son of a bitch out.

01:08:55.400 Whatever.

01:08:56.280 Every once in a while, I'll notice.

01:08:57.740 I'll get like a couple that'll stick out, and I'll just grab onto them, and away they go.

01:09:02.320 I don't know.

01:09:03.940 I feel like I'm just different then.

01:09:05.220 I don't have that.

01:09:06.360 I don't have that.

01:09:08.160 I don't have the stuff like that.

01:09:11.300 I don't know.

01:09:11.940 I'm not.

01:09:11.980 Glad life's just in overshare mode now.

01:09:15.580 I'm like a dolphin.

01:09:16.980 I don't know.

01:09:19.400 All right.

01:09:20.680 I don't.

01:09:23.180 You know, you got to get the weed whacker in there before you bring the lawnmower in.

01:09:28.480 Kelly.

01:09:28.880 Kelly.

01:09:29.160 That's the best thing I've ever heard.

01:09:36.800 Roger fires up the weed whacker, gets in there, trims it up.

01:09:42.860 Come on.

01:09:44.080 Listen, we're not talking about.

01:09:46.140 Listen, I can't.

01:09:47.500 Wait until my beard starts.

01:09:48.820 Listen, I don't have a beard.

01:09:50.240 I get one hair that just shows up whenever it feels like it, and it doesn't pick a day or a time.

01:09:56.500 It just all of a sudden, I can be everything is normal, and then all of a sudden, I'm like, what is that?

01:10:02.920 And there's a hair, and it's this long, and it wasn't there 10 minutes ago, and then all of a sudden, it's this long out of the side of my face.

01:10:10.000 So, I know exactly about the beard, but it's like one random hair that just comes, and then you're just like, okay, so you're going to do this today?

01:10:18.980 And then you, once you hit a certain age, you just realize that a couple of things have to happen.

01:10:23.980 One, you always have to have tweezers.

01:10:27.400 Yeah.

01:10:28.560 Get those nose hairs.

01:10:30.540 Nope.

01:10:31.180 Ah!

01:10:32.100 Stop doing that.

01:10:33.060 It's hurting me.

01:10:33.880 Two, you always have to have dental floss, because you always have to fucking floss your teeth all of a sudden.

01:10:41.480 Oh.

01:10:43.320 Use the nose hairs.

01:10:44.300 And three.

01:10:44.900 That you pulled out.

01:10:45.520 Three is just normal, but that's just because I always, I always have been a lady who carries around extra undergarments.

01:10:53.020 But I feel like it's better to do when you're older.

01:10:57.920 Yeah, I don't know if, I don't know if that's a good idea.

01:11:01.420 Wax my pecker?

01:11:02.600 Yeah, that seems like a bad idea.

01:11:07.260 I mean, if the nose hurts, fuck, that's going to be...

01:11:14.040 That's, I don't know.

01:11:17.040 I don't know, that's fucking brutal, bud.

01:11:19.860 It's brutal.

01:11:22.120 It's actually a government receiver antenna.

01:11:25.540 All right.

01:11:28.000 I can't use wax on anything, anywhere.

01:11:31.800 It's amazing.

01:11:33.380 Yeah, but not for your pecker, okay?

01:11:36.080 I'm not putting hot wax anywhere near my deck and balls, okay?

01:11:40.420 That's not many...

01:11:42.320 Not at all.

01:11:43.240 Hot wax.

01:11:44.760 No.

01:11:45.860 I've seen the things where they put it in their ears, and then they pull it out.

01:11:50.040 Same thing.

01:11:50.960 I'm not having this.

01:11:52.300 Stress urinary incontinence as they age.

01:11:54.740 That's not what I meant, but I just meant, so we're clear, all I meant was simply that

01:12:02.840 as a female in my 40s, if I see a guy in a pair of jeans, I get a pair of wranglers,

01:12:10.320 I'm like, woo!

01:12:11.160 And then I have to go change my pants later.

01:12:14.800 What can I say?

01:12:16.320 There's still no waxes.

01:12:17.580 We're feral.

01:12:18.580 We're like feral when we get fucking...

01:12:21.760 And we ache.

01:12:22.580 There's not a wax.

01:12:23.120 I don't know.

01:12:23.680 It's the easiest way to say it.

01:12:24.980 We're like octopuses.

01:12:26.380 We ache.

01:12:28.620 Jesus Christ.

01:12:31.440 Yeah, I am not.

01:12:32.380 And then wax it a few days later, then wax it a week from that a couple of times.

01:12:36.460 That's a lot.

01:12:37.860 I'm not in.

01:12:38.680 I'm not in.

01:12:40.280 A full Brazilian.

01:12:40.940 I'm definitely not going for a Brazilian, no.

01:12:43.100 Hey, if anybody wants to go and get something waxed, go and ask for a tele-savallus.

01:12:48.760 No fuck is that.

01:12:49.520 Go do that.

01:12:50.860 And then let me know how it works out for you.

01:12:54.820 One day when we talk about trauma, we can talk about...

01:12:57.800 The first and only time I haven't had a waxing done.

01:13:02.840 Telly Savallus.

01:13:06.840 Traumatized.

01:13:07.420 Do you know who Telly Savallus is?

01:13:10.200 Well, man.

01:13:11.600 No.

01:13:12.080 I think he was like a Colombian president or something.

01:13:16.040 But if you Google Telly Savallus and look at an image, you'll get it.

01:13:20.280 It's not...

01:13:22.000 Okay.

01:13:23.040 Go try that, Ben.

01:13:27.800 I'm certainly not into waxing at all.

01:13:33.520 I would rather individually pluck them than wax them.

01:13:39.600 So, okay.

01:13:41.380 Actor.

01:13:42.060 Thank you.

01:13:43.980 Question then.

01:13:45.140 So, when I fill the pool up with Jell-O and I kick your ass this summer, because people

01:13:51.780 want to see me kick your ass, because I think that's going to be awesome.

01:13:55.160 It's not allowed.

01:13:55.840 When I win, I think that we should wax you.

01:14:02.660 No.

01:14:04.120 Oh.

01:14:05.800 Definitely not.

01:14:07.180 Okay.

01:14:08.920 No.

01:14:09.540 That's a hard...

01:14:10.680 I feel like this is something that you don't get to decide.

01:14:14.100 What?

01:14:14.500 No.

01:14:17.440 It's just a hard no.

01:14:19.080 Again, I feel like you're not going to win.

01:14:25.620 You know that, right?

01:14:27.740 Why is this not working?

01:14:31.040 Oh, you're trying to tell me.

01:14:32.740 Ha ha.

01:14:33.680 Yeah, ma'am.

01:14:35.180 And it wasn't working.

01:14:39.480 Uh-huh.

01:14:40.400 Uh-huh.

01:14:41.120 Listen, shut up for a second.

01:14:42.500 There it is.

01:14:47.020 I don't know why the buttons weren't working, but we're working now.

01:14:51.140 So, there we go.

01:14:52.060 I'm going to haul up and I'm going to round house and you're going to get it.

01:14:55.340 No.

01:14:56.820 No.

01:14:57.540 It's not.

01:14:58.140 No.

01:14:59.000 Yes.

01:14:59.320 It's not the kind of wrestling I want to do.

01:15:01.120 We're going to live stream it.

01:15:02.180 Yes.

01:15:02.700 No, it's not the kind of wrestling I want to do.

01:15:05.440 Yeah.

01:15:06.160 Yeah.

01:15:06.440 We're Jell-O wrestling and I am going to kick your ass.

01:15:10.520 But it's not the wrestling I want to do.

01:15:14.980 It's happening.

01:15:17.820 It's not allowed.

01:15:21.360 It's true.

01:15:21.980 It's not allowed at all.

01:15:22.520 No.

01:15:22.920 No.

01:15:23.640 No, no, no, no, no, no.

01:15:25.780 Yep.

01:15:27.000 It's not how this works.

01:15:29.200 Yep.

01:15:30.920 It's happening.

01:15:31.840 I know it is.

01:15:32.460 I want to wrestle.

01:15:34.420 No.

01:15:35.380 No.

01:15:35.960 Yes.

01:15:36.980 Yes.

01:15:37.300 It's not going to happen.

01:15:38.280 No.

01:15:38.980 A Jell-O fetish.

01:15:40.160 Well, it depends.

01:15:41.300 Whoever we are going to do a, we're going to do a competition closer to the date and somebody

01:15:51.220 will get to decide the color of the Jell-O.

01:15:54.320 I'm thinking like blue because that would be fun.

01:15:57.520 But.

01:16:00.840 And there won't be any struggle snuggles.

01:16:03.220 I am just going to kick his ass.

01:16:05.080 I mean.

01:16:05.660 Yeah.

01:16:05.960 Yeah.

01:16:07.380 It's not going to happen.

01:16:09.680 Yep.

01:16:10.800 No.

01:16:11.440 You're not allowed.

01:16:12.560 It's not the kind of.

01:16:13.980 No.

01:16:14.760 That's not what I had in mind when I was talking about wrestling.

01:16:17.180 Everybody heard him consent, right?

01:16:18.960 Everybody heard Johnny consent.

01:16:20.380 He consented.

01:16:20.980 I did not consent.

01:16:21.400 He has heard it too.

01:16:22.500 So.

01:16:23.160 I did not consent.

01:16:24.780 You did.

01:16:25.220 You can't take it back now.

01:16:27.140 There's a statute of limitations and it said fuck you and you're, you do not consent.

01:16:30.780 Linda, Linda, listen, Linda.

01:16:31.640 Listen, Linda.

01:16:31.700 Listen.

01:16:32.820 Listen.

01:16:33.220 You.

01:16:33.580 Listen, Linda.

01:16:34.320 Listen.

01:16:35.140 Listen.

01:16:35.740 Okay.

01:16:38.320 Alright.

01:16:39.520 You're retarded.

01:16:43.120 Anyway.

01:16:43.600 All right.

01:16:45.760 Edgy's gone live.

01:16:47.580 All right.

01:16:48.280 Hit a fucking tune here.

01:16:50.120 What do I got lined up?

01:16:51.860 Yeah.

01:16:52.140 We'll go with this one.

01:16:53.180 So, yeah.

01:16:53.620 All right.

01:16:54.200 You consented.

01:16:54.800 I did not consent at all.

01:16:58.780 All right.

01:16:59.240 Yeah.

01:17:00.040 Don't forget to check out our Telegram channel for links and updates for what we're doing.

01:17:08.280 Yeah.

01:17:09.120 So, we'll hit a tune and see you over in Edgy's.

01:17:11.660 We'll do it.

01:17:41.660 Well, reverend, reverend, please come quick.

01:18:05.120 So, I got something to admit.

01:18:17.400 I met a man out in the sticks, a good old miss.

01:18:22.960 He drove a Series 10 Cadillac and wore a cigar on his lip.

01:18:33.740 Don't you know the devil wears a suit and tie?

01:18:38.960 Told him driving down the 61 in early July.

01:18:43.340 Why?

01:18:43.720 As the cotton feeling sharp as a knife.

01:18:46.920 I heard him howling as he passed me by.

01:18:49.800 He said, I know you, I know you, young man.

01:19:08.120 Well, I know you by the state of your hands.

01:19:16.200 You're a six-string picker, just as I am.

01:19:25.240 Well, let me learn you some.

01:19:31.120 I know a few things to make all the girls dance.

01:19:34.720 Don't you know the devil wears a suit and tie?

01:19:41.460 I saw him driving down the 61 in early July.

01:19:46.000 Why?

01:19:46.760 Why?

01:19:47.760 Why?

01:19:48.760 Why?

01:19:49.760 Why?

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01:19:54.300 Why?

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01:19:56.300 What?

01:19:56.960 Why?

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01:20:00.300 Why?

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01:20:01.380 Why?

01:20:03.120 lien?

01:20:03.940 Why?

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01:20:15.460 Why?

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01:20:19.500 Why?

01:20:20.460 Why?

01:20:20.580 Why?

01:20:20.760 Oh, foolish, foolish was I

01:20:28.880 Damn, my foolish eyes

01:20:39.900 That man's lessons had a price, a sweet price

01:20:45.860 My sweet soul, everlasting

01:20:53.120 My very own eternal life

01:21:04.500 Don't you know that the devil wears a soothing tie

01:21:12.760 So I'm driving down the 61 in early July

01:21:17.100 Why does the cotton feelin' sharp as a knife

01:21:21.500 I heard him howlin' as he passed me by

01:21:24.820 Well, the devil wears a soothing tie

01:21:30.000 So I'm driving down the 61 in early July

01:21:33.920 Why does the cotton feelin' sharp as a knife

01:21:37.960 I heard him howlin' as he passed me by

01:21:44.120 Here's myatra

01:21:49.080 Here's the cottonナ

01:21:55.740 They're stacking the cotton

01:21:56.940 They're sh명

01:21:57.920 They're Vote

01:22:00.380 They're touching the cotton

01:22:02.700 They're holding on

01:22:04.120 The cotton

01:22:05.060 They're falling

01:22:05.980 Pilate

jonnyrawton - January 30, 2025

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