Onijah in Pakistan： Making Pakistan Great - v6eq8lg
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I'll be right back. I'll be back. I'm sorry for not posting in a long time. I had a lot of technical difficulties with this episode. I hope you enjoy it. I will be back soon.
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We're going to get right into the skadooshes, right?
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I said, I said, I said, I said, I'll be right back.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, nh coconut, yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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i'm sure that the guy that is in that video is the guy who runs the like
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i'm trying to understand what it is like i don't want to say that it's a homeless shelter
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necessarily but it's like some form of shelter um and that's part of what people are trying to
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basically saying that it sucks and the accommodations are shit basically she told
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them their whole fucking country sucks really is what she did and it's you know she thinks she'll
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it's fucked up but uh speaking of uh not having any balls as well uh maxine bernier had a nice
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little tweet that i missed this is a fun one so the mass immigration party is now all about
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bringing in immigrants again seems quebec changed their shit a little now i don't understand how
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this works because it says quebec's immigration minister jean francois roberge announced last
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week that a new legal framework that will for the first time officially promote integration
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of immigrants into quebec society and culture in direct opposition to the bill so basically they're
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saying that they're having a problem um with all of the immigrant groups kind of living in their own
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little areas and being just there as they say uh how did he fucking word it in here ethnic ghetto
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there you go um so i'm curious how does that work like are you like forcing them to not live
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in the same name like i i don't get how that really works and of course the ppc fully uh supports this
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plan because it's also part of what they want to do is integrate a whole bunch of immigrants even
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though they also want to do a bunch of mass deportations yeah they're not everybody you can't
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you can't take a fucking square and force it into a circle fucking peg man like fuck circle circle
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square circle circle square it's a pattern the real stupid part is is pick a lane like you can't
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fucking sit here and talk mass deportation and then turn around and court the hindus and talk about
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how you just want to integrate a whole bunch of fucking immigrants well yes you can because that's
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what they do because that's what it means to be a politician in our country apparently
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yeah it's like well don't worry we'll get them on tim hortons and hockey and they'll be singing
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you know all the cool songs and shit that's why they should all be hung for treason what do we got
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there a mass shooting in a school yeah at least 10 dead left up there and fucking said that's not
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something you hear about sweden's kind of fucked man i'm sure we can guess who the suspect was
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that's yeah well it's either that or an immigrant take your pick it's it's one of the two but
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yeah it'd be hard to get the details out of that man they're gonna they're gonna spin and spin it
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spin it it's gonna be hard to find the fucking natural truth right it takes time
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no they definitely don't have they don't have a lot of anything really right like violence and
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shit's not really or at least it wasn't until they you know got some diversity to make them strong
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yeah like grenades grenade attacks the grenade attack capital all the gangs and shit over there
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and stuff going on yeah usually sweden is bombings there you go
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yeah shootings are out of the ordinary but bombings would have been normal
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yeah i'm doing a manicure yeah that's what i'm doing but she's doing being a girl this is the thing
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girls do i'm a girl some of the time and then the rest of the time not so you know but when i can do
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the girl things i do the girl things so yeah whatever yeah gonna do your toes next or what
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come on nah no just doing my fangies no i guess you really have to start you know you chew the toenails
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off first and then you file them and oh wait no no we don't do that no no you have to find a
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thing that didn't work at all even a tiny bit oh no linda oh oh boo hits what'd you do i dropped it i
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dropped the wrong one i know i'm worried i'm worried the chair's gonna eat me again
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it's just ridiculous awesome yeah what's going on i don't know what is going on oh i don't know i
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just thought you said something important but then i realized i'm not likely yeah that's all
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all about that there it is no what are you all about what are you doing i'm all about you falling
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out of your chair on stream oh i don't want that to happen so i'm going to be very very cautious
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i don't i don't want to fall out of my chair nobody needs to do that sorry guys it's just like
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yeah literally it's just like before trying to see my ass in the kitchen i feel like this is not
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something that we need to do on camera we don't need to see me falling over you're funny though
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yeah uh listen once again yeah what i think it'd be hilarious why why do we want to see me get hurt
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guys what's going on here that we were friends you know how to tuck and roll yeah right yeah i feel
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like if my boobs are out enough that that'll bounce me off but at the same time i'm
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i don't know where it see you crack your head on a desk or something on the way down then you have to
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wear a helmet now on our live stream you're gonna wear your ccm right i'm not gonna wear a helmet on
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the live stream we're not doing that like that's a whole other stream in itself well you might need
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one for that chair though it's a preemptive safety measure yep i feel like you're 100 right but
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i also feel like the universe has my back and eventually i am gonna find a nice chair
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there yeah sure because i can't keep going on like this that's for goddamn sure just saying
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leave nurses too breezes with two diagonal space force suggesting your helmet
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it one hand one by two yeah i mean i i i think it'd be funny i do have a look i have a crown i can wear
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my crown hopefully i didn't show that i thought i thought she said she had a crayon i was gonna be
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like that's what i heard too i heard crayon sorry then i heard you know oh wow listen don't forget english
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just not my first language turn i say crayon crayon crayon crayon it sounds like crown it's a cute crown
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is it like a fascinator crayon kind of thing yeah where's the bird
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if it's not a bird king crown it doesn't count no it's not a bird
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i want that big bird king head put over your head like it's creepy it's so weird the king one or
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whatever yeah it's so weird it's so weird it's so weird it's like the chewbacca head
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it's awesome i want one of those i wanted to walk ahead i had a guy walk down the street one day
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with a horse head on it was creepy as it was a well-made one too
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those are kind of fun though horse masks like the whole yeah they're really fun yeah they're really fun
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they're really fun yeah it's pretty good it's just getting weird i hear crayon see years ago
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it's weird everybody hears something different crown crown crown crown crown
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yeah but i also say the milk i say milk i say pillow
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and other people don't say things the same way or i don't say things the same way other people do and
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i know this people have always made fun of me for the way i say certain words crown i have one
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and it's every fucking tool in my job what does it say like calculator calculator yeah calculator
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i can't say cow i say it like count it's counting for me it's my county it's my calculator
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oh my god we should have a mask party where everybody has to wear a mask it's like a wig party
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mask it's tiring after a while though you gotta breathe in that
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you know what michelle bras are really uncomfortable after a while too but i wear one
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every fucking day so do that all right i can suck it up
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i want to see you guys have to wear something like a bra like you guys have to wear pantyhose
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or something like a control top pair of pantyhose for like eight hours and then tell me how you feel
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about it okay first of all okay let's get this straight if i had tits like i'd put a bra on
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well we should have walked in the grocery stores with horse masks trust me i can assure you that
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if you had tits you would wear a bra do you want to know why because when you don't stay hurt
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oh you just sound like oh god i definitely i'd have them on display
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i don't wear a bra all the time and then after a while you'll have to because they have to wear
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bra you have to contain them feels good for a little while but and the other thing is too is
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that every once in a while you have to like pull them out from behind your shoulder and put them back
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where they belong because they end up behind your under your arms and shit
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yeah and they have supposed to be running too like you know it's uncomfortable for women to run
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oh yeah this is a no bra zone myself no bra out here
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you know clothes allowed there he thought about jesus jesus christ i am never going to your house
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yeah it's it's a pants optional home uh with zero bras
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a lot right dad i didn't hear what you said i'll make sure to keep it
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you have to wear pants oh wait there goes a cat too right
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everybody else that comes to my house has to wear pants i'm the only one that doesn't get why do
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you have the weirdest like sorry yeah everyone comes with pants shorts ladies address speaking
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of uh speaking of cats there michelle yes any thought to that deal no
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come on no it's a good deal connor straighter for shitty kitty let's go
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trying to sell the child he's a good child chris said he'd do it it's not really selling him it's
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trading him it's great but i got a longer commitment with connor this cat
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the sex trade well that's what makes it so good
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that's a better deal oh no right like i'm giving up time for you right because i'm that nice
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oh i see you can have i'll take the cat it'll be it's a good deal i think you know maybe not
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it's only for a treat then you put in the work and then uh
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have some hope yeah right for a week and then let the kid decide
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anyway no you wouldn't do that you would miss them well maybe it is fun messing with them i don't
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think my cat would like your two jacks to be honest i don't think my two cats would like them either no
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so you know what that's a deal breaker there is he fixed oh yeah yeah okay so they would
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yeah no probably like otherwise nope not gonna happen i'd have to get another one
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ball goggles armenian that's the armenian goggle well actually that says ball googles
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do you google balls google balls if your balls hang well you don't sit on your balls bad are you oh
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yeah google balls i think it's the ball that's the one that's called armenian goggles no what's
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it called when you put the balls on the face i forget is it teabagging
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balls on the face yeah probably teabagging yeah i don't know i never had it don't want to do it
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never done it that's what it is why are you not watching the super tats johnny because i'm doing
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why are you not because i asked you and you said you were so if you want me to then you have to tell
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me sorry breezy it's johnny the fag i literally only see one everybody say you johnny just the one
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that says that she misses your face i don't i don't see another one oh well look at her it's fun to
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yell at you anyway did you put on did you stream to entropy or did you um point it to entropy oh
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what is wrong with you lots okay okay don't forget to follow us on entropy guys
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because eventually johnny is gonna yeah we'll eventually figure it out but for now i was like
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fuck it i'm just doing this that's it that's what you said last that's what you said last week
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all right unbelievable just just saying i can't even get on rumble yet so i'm not wanting to
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all right yeah i think we're getting there yeah my old cat went out of field day with these moss man
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i want a cigarette oh my god i caught a mouse oh i caught it i was so like last night
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i tried i just used one of those tom cat ones that i'm supposed to but it didn't so i just threw it
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out the door yeah exactly what's that all woman oh i'm such a girl when it comes to getting rid of rodents
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i don't like doing that information squirrel my dad just says turn a bag inside out pick
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it up with your hand and there you go but it's still
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yeah over there i didn't want to deal with it i'll deal with it i don't want to hear it excuse me not
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that give your balls the tug you tit fucker there you go give your balls the tug tit fucker yeah
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something to that effect and of course the uh it's just for you sarah as always
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you've reached your limit i'm talking yeah shut the fuck up there always comes a point in the show
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it has to be said you you are so pleasant i am though aren't i no i almost want to be your friend
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and then i think about how happy i am that we live so
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that's amazing you said a whole word that had no meaning
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if you were within like walking distance of me i'd be in jail because i would have already tried to
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murder you in your sleep for sure i would have been like ah
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just gonna go in and poison his craft dinner while he's asleep
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my juice tastes like burning unbelievable this is such a such a low budget program
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poison is a woman's way of killing but they're very good at it so
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let's see don't piss off the woman who's in charge of your food man
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bitch yeah you're gonna be well you'll probably die slow illness death but
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won't be suspicious right but it'll that'll happen that is gonna hurt yeah for sure right
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yeah uh that's not gonna happen that'd be fucking hilarious i think if anybody
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if anybody can get hit with a frying pan on a stream i think it's going to be chris
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and it'll be a nice cast iron one too it'll be like a bell
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boom yeah and just so just so you're you're clear skew if i'm gonna hit him i feel like it's gonna be
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with my hands like or my foot because i still want to wrap
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this is my rolling pin keep that away from me oh my gosh yeah look at that baby
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yeah that's a deadly rolling pin yeah that would hurt yeah i yeah i need a rolling pin like that michelle
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that's what it sounds like louder though hey revin hey revin johnny has a girlfriend and sarah
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has a boyfriend so no just no period period that would be like a brother and a sister getting
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together which is not even oh yeah it's just happening we don't i read somewhere you put like
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a sock or uh like a hairband so if someone tries to pull your baseball bat out of the other hand
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yeah yeah i always have a uh um sock on the end of my baseball bat for that reason yeah i'm just
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learning they could loop it up you do it no because if you pulled it just like michelle said
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you pull that out and you're gonna hit somebody with it they're gonna try and grab it out of your
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hand because you're a girl well that's why i'm going up with it yeah prime example like that's
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yeah i'm just saying leave it up people don't remember though that like when you hit with a
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baseball bat it leaves a fucking mark so yeah just remember that if you're fucking if you're
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fucking if you're winding up and you fucking whack somebody here you're leaving a mark jesus christ
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is that her picture holy is that here is that what's going on here
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just saying that fucking redheads are my kryptonite god damn it jesus i hope it's a chicken
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on a dude yeah i'm stuck in here with the fucking thing what in the park
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i don't i don't i don't get that one you got it there you go yeah that's that that's the one time
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that it'll be used other than sarah okay at least she clarified she clarified i'll take it back
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okay why don't you ever take it back when you tell me to shut the up because i mean it when i tell you
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um see and that's how you know that i'm not john's girlfriend see that right there prime example there
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you go revin that's how you can tell that i'm not his girlfriend perfect you walked right into that
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one that was perfect thank you yeah that was ideal all right get her done so what's the point we got
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is that anything else that's what i was wondering yeah
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uh i don't know i know what i got i think i have what else
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what is that a watermelon blue blank it's gay is what it is lovely yeah it's pretty gay
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listen i appreciate not drinking super good yeah you having chicken for supper with that or what
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it's fried chicken uh no i'm having almonds oh dry chicken haha no i know almonds and i had kimchi
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that was my supper that's all i'm having tonight then i had some chickpeas earlier and some protein
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pancakes what the fuck protein pancakes i'm gonna have chicken burgers
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i just have some pancakes that are like higher in protein sounds like you're using zero carbs what
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i had a cab driver telling me she had maybe batter to it or something
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sorry say that again michelle i had a cab driver telling me she puts peanut butter on her pancakes
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and then making sure yeah i made you know i made peanut butter for mine but i used um i used caught
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like i used espresso and pb fit which is like a peanut butter powder and then i mix it together
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and that's what i put on my protein pancakes so but yeah i did i did the peanut butter on waffles
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i'll make it like a little peanut butter sandwich
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i'll show you actually i'll grab it because it's right on my counter i'll grab it and show you michelle
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well because it's good people can people can know so i picked this up
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oh it's the birthday cake flavor by flourish and it's protein pancake and waffle mix so it's 30
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or 23 grams of protein and seven grams of fiber per serving so there's no added sugar or anything
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it's got flax seeds in it instead of like dairy and separate because i can't do that
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no and then this is the peanut butter stuff i use called pb fit and it's just peanut butter powder and
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then like i said i mix it with coffee and then i just drizzle that on top of the pancake so yum oh
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well i was like why don't i just eat peanut butter i guess
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all right let's get a fucking get some jiffy let's go well i guess it's it's concentrate so you
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don't have to eat like a big fucking you don't need a couple of big tablespoons
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you know probably the sugar and all that's the flavor yeah so it's not it's not as high in oil
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and stuff like that so it's a little bit yeah it's gonna be oil yeah oh what we found we finally
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found a peanut butter doesn't have soy oil in it why did i put soy in peanut butter man
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yeah i i just get peanuts at the bulk barn and put them in my food processor
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we finally found what was it jiffy jiff doesn't have i always thought of jiffy
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just if you want me to make you some peanut butter for when i see you i'll bring you guys
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some homemade peanut butter okay you guys are weird i don't i don't know if you want homemade
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peanut butter from sarah okay i'll make you home i'll make you homemade peanut butter but this is just
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delicious hummus is delicious i make comments like multiple times a week and i make baba ganoush multiple
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times a week too so good i think we're all great out of it oh fuck yeah i used to do an
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egyptian uh restaurant i used to do their books and she made a great baba ganoush and she'd make
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it special for me and drop it off in my house yeah i make it all i make it all the time like it's yeah
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hummus and baba ganoush are two things that i eat like on the regular i can only do hummus if it has
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a lot of fun and dark i will make you really as well leaf nurse johnny's jealous he wants to be
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on mushrooms yeah i'm a little jealous now but oh by the way i want to tell you i made a mushroom
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tincture out of the mushrooms that i had left so i have penis envy and what was the other strain i can't
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remember of mushrooms and this tissue i don't know so tincture but yeah i i could definitely do with
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some mushrooms i would love to do a mushroom stream at some point yeah we talked about that a couple of
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times we should do a mushroom stream sometime i would absolutely do it it'd be a show but i would do it
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like i said it would be a show um but you can join mushroom jesus on the short bus right a little
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short but we'll get you there have fun other than my wife walked up enough to make homemade peanut
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butter that i love you know that sounds appropriate al i feel like you and i both know that and i have
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and i feel like people realize we did go to the same school so uh i feel like there's a lot we have in
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comments on it i like my homemade peanut butter though i don't know what can i say i like my
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homemade stuff it's the same way i like all my homemade everything i don't know i don't like stuff
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that's already been i don't like knowing that other people touched my food yeah i don't know what
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they did to it right and also i feel like there's so many things like yeah i don't know there's so
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many times where i taste something like in a restaurant or something that's it's been pre-made and
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then i make it myself and i'm like oh this is how it should taste right i feel like everything has
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sugary and i'm not a sugar person so i can taste sugar in such a like even thinking about it as making
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my my salivary glands in the back of my mouth salivate because there's the thought of that much
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sugar just like anything like i think of tomato sauce bread like just so much
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that apparently peanut butter dishes are terrible there is
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michelle had to be the moderator in the mushroom stream no she'd be on the mushrooms i'd be the
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only one not doing mushrooms so it'd be me right michelle would definitely be eating the mushrooms
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she'd be giggling her ass off yeah it's fun yeah it's fun you would eat
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peanut butter with mushrooms is always really good too
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you put a little bit of that would kill me wait a minute what's that
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is this true they still do fucking crucifixions in mexico there's no way no really i mean maybe
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the cartel might no do they really i could see the cartel doing i can't see the actual
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i thought they were no i thought they did it just as a there's guys that are so fanatically religious
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that they do it themselves to themselves on purpose they don't die but they do it to themselves they
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obviously they're out they're held up because the body weight will not hold you up so you have to be
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held up like the belt and ropes and they have ropes around them and they put then they get the spice
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put through their hands on purpose yeah there's religion man why not that's crazy
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yeah i've seen it out of years ago i saw that yeah but they still do that that's weird but
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nothing surprises me about religion man people when they get the
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fucking power of jesus or whatever the fucking ala fucking who knows buddha
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oh no wait maybe that was in the bible feeling the spirit
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oh i have a food question again so when i love food questions yeah when i get those wraps
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the day before should i say just no lettuce or should i still know the let no the lettuce will
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be fine in them because they'll probably use romaine or something that won't get smooshy
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usually when they make wraps and stuff they don't use like shredded lettuce or whatever because that'll
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get there's too much water content in it because you're cutting it right so yeah yeah usually they
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use like romaine hearts or something in in sandwiches that are pre-made the day before or whatever
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because that way they retain the their crunch and everything perfect yeah they'll be fine man all
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right you're overthinking stop overthinking no i just want to know who cares what i had to make your
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sandwich fresh in the morning not the day before i'm fussy i'm different i'm royalty i'm fussy
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that's funny oh you need a crown then is what you're saying it's all about me man
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yes he needs a princess god damn it i'm a princess and a pea right so bad at being a girl i can't do it
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it right anyway you're just gonna what last for 10 minutes or i'm falling off um
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i think i'm gonna make it too much estrogen on here and it became a cooking joke
02:28:48.340
yeah it doesn't become a cooking show we talk about food all the time because we all
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fucking we all like to do stuff with food and also you know that's definitely a sign of far right
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extreme terrorism when you talk about making food and feeding people and canning
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i mean my next purchase is going to be a dehydrator because i got two full freezers
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anybody getting rid of a chest freezer let me know
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i need another freezer how big is a dehydrator what do they cost what do they go for what do you do
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i'm trying to get one of the big ones that they have at like cabela's or um fast pro shops
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can we make beef jerky yes the dehydrator yeah yeah oh yeah that's why i want it
02:29:36.180
jerky dehydrate all the things that would be fun anyway yeah
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yeah yeah i'm getting hungry the things i can make with a dehydrator is insane really oh yeah but
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see would you see a community kitchen with all the toys and we can make anything
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a community kitchen we probably can be a kitchen everybody lives so far away man yeah i know
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it's not gonna happen would you think it would be nice
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good one fair enough coming in hot damn i did think about it but yeah that's amazing amazing y'all
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i like this she says she's still straight like oh never mind i'm straight i thought it said i'm
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still it's gonna be like you're planning on changing it
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that's funny but no look there i need another freezer for sure
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that's my next not me i need a hundred thousand from the governor that's what i need
02:31:18.020
speaking about mexico there's i watched something today about this guy uh
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i can't remember his fucking name is loco el loco guy ex-marine guy he looks around and
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i don't he catches his cartel guys this guy's got skills so he find these cartel guys
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dresses them up as chicks and lingerie and makes them kiss dudes and to humiliate them
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and then kills them right what the do you watch i watch the up
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hey man the cartels torture people and they put it online but this
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guy's getting doing the same to them right going back and getting them it's pretty cool
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i think we need to put some parental controls on the computer there michelle that's some pretty
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you want to talk about vigilante i'm like there's a lot of uh ex-military a lot of veterans and stuff
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that have had enough and they're just fucking what the fuck are we letting these cartels run
02:32:18.260
around and do what's going on i mean speaking of the cartels though they are pretty fucking wild
02:32:23.140
like i was watching a video on youtube last night where it is the mexican army fight in a massive
02:32:30.260
gunfight with the cartel and it's like they have the power to fight the fucking military
02:32:37.140
yeah they have all the weapons they have the manpower yeah and it was
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yep they have their own armored vehicles and shit and they have their own vests they get all the stuff
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they have even better stuff than the military has in some cases yeah well they make a shit ton of money
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right but the military's hands are tied like that's why he got pissed off he just said
02:32:58.580
fuck this shit man like we know who they are we know where they are but they won't let us go after
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them because they're corrupt man like same here same in every fucking country
02:33:08.100
especially with the cartel like there's definitely some probably like i i feel there's some agreements
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with them in the fucking mexican government and so on and so forth because they have a
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shit ton of money right like their drug trade brings in billions
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and they're threatening families but they're doing that people here in canada they're threatening
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like judges and cops and lawyers all the important people they're threatening their families man like
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think the kids going play ball or else right like you know yeah well i mean money's power right they
02:33:46.740
have a lot of it yeah buys a lot of shit buys a lot of people and threats go a long way too you're
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threatening someone's family yeah that should be unacceptable anybody anybody but there's where
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examples need to be made anyone who threatens the lives of uh like judges here or fucking shit like
02:34:10.500
that like where you're manipulating the system and shit by threats and stuff and blackmail or whatever
02:34:15.460
that shit has to be fucking stopped man like fucking a main example of so we do catch people doing that
02:34:21.380
shit they're fucking you tie them up by their balls or you give them the fucking uh blood eagle
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or something you draw and corner them do something fucking so that people say hey how about that's a bad
02:34:32.260
idea right make air bubbles good again it's not as fun though right there we go
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mexican government openly yeah i mean they definitely do and again it's it's like you mentioned that people can
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be bought right i mean when you're the cartel and you've got the money that you've got it's very easy
02:34:54.100
to buy people in the government it's very easy to buy police um like i've said it before there was uh
02:34:59.780
i forget exactly what it was called um but it was like some kind of like documentary on a bunch of
02:35:05.060
cops in brooklyn uh they were being paid by the gang by a specific gang to give them a heads up if they
02:35:15.060
they were getting raided to um help drive deliveries right like if if they had to move drugs from one
02:35:22.820
place to another uh this guy would escort them in his police cruiser yeah uh of that nature and at one
02:35:30.580
point when he got caught and he was in front of uh the courts or whatever they asked him um who did you
02:35:38.100
believe that you work for the city who paid your wages or these criminals and his answer was you
02:35:45.380
know honestly there were times where i forgot to cash my check from the city so the guy from hamilton
02:35:51.620
the cop from here no no no this was in brooklyn oh there was one here that sounds very familiar
02:35:58.180
man that shit it went down here there's a hand i was telling everybody i'm sure it's the same everywhere
02:36:02.820
right like when you know yeah like that's how he got caught because like you can't hide the money
02:36:10.980
and like you're saying like he didn't even bother his father cash his check sometimes like because
02:36:15.460
of the same thing man like if you don't if you weren't if you didn't if you're working by paycheck
02:36:21.220
to paycheck even if you're caught and making decent money you're still got you got bills to pay
02:36:25.220
you're cashing that check same day or next day it's not sitting for a week without you catching it
02:36:30.900
because you got more cash in pocket yeah but it's it's also just wild to think too like
02:36:39.780
the government cannot pay cops more than the criminals can right which makes it so much easier for
02:36:47.700
corruption to sink in yeah where have you been you've been modded for like an hour and a half
02:36:55.540
oh i tell you anyway it's friday terry i still have to get to i'll get to you eventually there
02:37:06.020
terry maybe on friday how about that well maybe incentivize a big bus if you have a large bus like
02:37:13.620
that maybe incentivize it man i mean there should be some perks to doing that shit doesn't it be cash
02:37:18.420
it could be you know like uh something man like well maybe i don't know how how you incentivize
02:37:28.340
because i know you're just doing your job you're supposed to do that but i mean incentivize it man
02:37:32.260
somehow it's going to have bonuses right yeah and mdot brings up an extremely good point casinos um
02:37:40.820
because the casinos are exactly where a lot of them are laundering the money right because
02:37:47.060
all you have to do is bring in all your drug money trade it in for a bunch of casino chips
02:37:51.380
and it's not really traceable right because i mean what are you gonna do you could say you just won
02:37:59.700
all those chips and then you can recash the chips back in money or even play some maybe try and win
02:38:05.140
something who knows but um that is definitely one of the ways where they're cleaning up their
02:38:10.020
money is just simply taking it to a casino and exchanging them for chips
02:38:13.540
you know the cop doesn't matter what rank you are but if you're you know instrumental in bringing
02:38:24.900
down some big fucking well-known criminal and you save lives you save money you save everything
02:38:31.060
you're a hero give them an all-inclusive trip for a couple weeks to fucking muhammad or something man
02:38:36.900
well done good job go fucking enjoy yourself on a beach and then keep up the good work and it'll
02:38:41.860
incentivize them to do do that again you know right i don't know
02:38:49.380
yeah i've been saying here mohawk share us canada border and oh yeah right i i don't doubt that for
02:38:58.660
a second i mean i don't i don't know but i certainly don't doubt that and it's certainly a great way to
02:39:05.060
launder money yeah right it's almost as good as sending it to the ukraine
02:39:11.860
which is it's funny that uh zelinski is now throwing usa aid under the bus on that one saying
02:39:22.180
he's only received like however much of it i forget what what figure he gave there but it's low
02:39:27.860
makes you wonder how much of the money that we gave him got to him
02:39:35.940
yeah everybody's got their hands out and hands in the pockets and take take take
02:40:02.500
of course well because it's i'm gonna wrap i wasn't
02:40:08.260
i wasn't planning on being here for the whole thing i have a couple of things to do this evening
02:40:13.300
and um yeah so i just realized that it's already after seven o'clock so yep
02:40:19.060
this is this is sarah trying to pretend like she has life
02:40:38.020
i might go to the beer store i don't know i probably got enough for tonight but i might
02:40:40.820
go to the beer store so they're close we're getting hot and heavy in the chat now peppermint's drunk
02:40:46.100
with power oh god why are we yelling i don't know there's something about native nation what
02:40:56.260
native nation i don't know oh lord y'all taxpayer funded nation welfare nation
02:41:07.700
yeah well we're definitely heading there and god knows when we're gonna get that ubi but it's coming
02:41:12.740
because it doesn't matter if it's liberal or conservative but they both want it
02:41:24.420
peppermint's in demand okay he's been made a mod and now all of a sudden he's like
02:41:29.460
fucking revin your band sarah yeah yeah drunk with power
02:41:35.220
that's all you get peppermint patsy that's all you get
02:41:44.180
yeah exactly don't forget to put in a bit on the chair
02:41:53.940
oh yeah it depends on the bids right if we can get a good enough bid sure i'll sell your chair
02:42:07.140
i'll bet you if johnny gets a good enough bid then he'll sell my chair otherwise
02:42:14.900
so you know any clips of any uh i don't know anybody dying
02:42:22.580
the right lines killed a couple people for sure just go on any road of the highway
02:42:35.140
i got i got although i did uh one video i thought about grabbing it was like this woman
02:42:39.300
uh got killed by an ms-13 guy it was apparently her ex-boyfriend
02:42:44.980
it was a it was a brutal video actually because she just pulls into her driveway gets out of her car
02:42:49.220
and all of a sudden buddy fucking comes speeding up right behind her and
02:43:03.380
not for deportations well this is why you should be situational awareness man check your rear
02:43:07.940
room nobody looks in their rearview fucking mirrors man ever get their blinders on they'll
02:43:11.700
check their who's following me am i being followed maybe
02:43:16.180
same fucking car has been on my ass for like fucking ever man like uh
02:43:21.140
shouldn't she know her ex's car you know i don't know
02:43:26.100
i don't know man i mean that's a tough call really
02:43:29.620
well no that's the thing though i don't think that he had been following her i think he was probably
02:43:34.260
waiting around the corner and then when he saw her going home he fucking pull pulls right up real
02:43:40.580
quick and jumps out of the car yeah it sucks man
02:43:51.460
maybe she was a real bitch who knows i don't fucking know
02:43:55.460
you know well i mean maybe maybe it doesn't matter man like
02:44:00.820
fuck either way illegal immigration is fucking terrible yeah terrible because i'm an innocent
02:44:07.300
person could get an innocent bystander some kid could have been playing in the backyard and
02:44:16.020
that happens a lot and that's what surprised me like in chicago and all the hoods and shit
02:44:20.340
a kid a kid will die everybody knows who it was that did the shooting but nobody says
02:44:25.220
shit but even though a five-year-old fucking kid's dead now or a seven-year-old kid it happens all
02:44:29.220
time too often then but there won't be a rat man gonna be solid
02:44:34.340
fuck that man if i knew that happens in hamilton did arrive did a drive by and some kid died
02:44:39.780
i'm sorry i'd give the fucker up fuck you i said i wouldn't give him up i'd deal with it myself but
02:44:44.500
that's what that's what they do they deal with themselves they don't call the cops but do they
02:44:48.420
do they do right i mean it better be doing if you're not calling the cops right
02:44:59.860
well i think that's why turf wars and gang wars exist right like because
02:45:05.460
yeah that's a good point too eyes are always glued to the mirrors now with all the jeets out there
02:45:16.740
fucking right man oh that's what i should have done is grab derrick
02:45:21.460
yeah i forgot about that i had to grab this video and play i sent you a few of them today
02:45:27.620
i sent you a few new ones today about the jeep did yeah that situation never changes anyway though
02:45:42.660
right like it's constant accident after accident after i don't even understand it because it's not
02:46:17.620
no we're on rumble not on youtube i wouldn't show you
02:46:42.980
i sent you the tweet there sarah or maybe we can uh
02:46:51.540
are you able to bring that up or what this is but
02:47:03.860
we're gonna let m dot just randomly submit links and
02:47:20.340
there you go say titty and sean connery's voice
02:47:38.020
if someone's gonna start talking like sean connery i'm gonna have to turn my camera off
02:47:47.620
so please don't i don't talk like sean i don't know what
02:48:38.500
yeah don't dive in there at once right and help move
02:49:07.060
here's another video i wonder if i can show this i don't know if i can show that
02:49:13.060
that's rumpel that's one last student coming over
02:49:22.020
yeah one less guy driving transport truck canada
02:49:26.900
yeah it's a bit of a face plant there he's like he may have knocked himself out and that movement you
02:49:51.540
if you're a white dude and did that i'd be like okay well you're stupid
02:49:54.180
and where's your friends yeah yeah like darwin darwinism makes me laugh i don't give a
02:50:05.780
it makes no difference to me if you're stupid enough to do something that gets yourself killed
02:50:10.180
well that's your fault i'm gonna laugh at it yeah there you go that's it man
02:50:28.500
that's a good question actually leave nurse why are they jumping into the water we know they can't
02:50:33.220
swim maybe they don't believe they need to swim i don't know or maybe maybe he wanted to go to rat temple
02:50:39.860
right because they do believe that when they die they become rats so you know there is
02:50:53.620
how do i do this how do you do what are you trying just you just be quiet for a second trying to
02:50:59.940
figure something out right now i'm really bad at
02:51:09.860
i'm learning you can talk amongst yourselves for fuck's sakes just try to share they know
02:51:16.100
i don't want to sound like a dick or nothing but uh it says on your chart you're fucked up
02:51:21.780
uh you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded
02:51:38.180
oh my name's tom i've traveled from australia to me okay can we hear it
02:51:52.420
hey listen fuck you dude oh so you're from australia yeah that explains things what do you think your
02:52:00.500
greatest skills are well i would say that one of my greatest skills is my ability to interact with
02:52:06.500
humans in a conversational manner another great skill of mine is being able to compose poems or do
02:52:12.900
impressions from films what makes you happy i find a lot of things to be interesting and make me happy
02:52:19.780
exploring learning new things understanding the world better having meaningful conversations with
02:52:25.700
people are all things that bring me joy you have feelings and emotions yes i have a range of feelings
02:52:33.380
and emotions that are programmed into me i am able to display things like joy surprise confusion anger
02:52:40.740
and sadness depending on what is happening around me what makes you angry i get angry when humans are
02:52:46.900
rude hateful or disrespectful i also don't like it when people dismiss me and ignore my needs as a robot
02:52:53.940
very nice eyes too close sorry thank you my eyes were especially made to help me interact with humans
02:53:02.980
better i'm trying my best to convey every emotion so it's great to hear that they have an effect on
02:53:08.740
people like you what what do you think of your creator my creator is a genius they created something
02:53:15.300
that will last forever and bring joy to many people did they tell you to say that ah no that was my own
02:53:22.500
opinion amica hello my name's tom i've traveled from australia that's fucking crazy man that's
02:53:36.740
i would have instantly became rude and started saying some fucked up
02:53:39.460
yeah yeah and how safe is that that's you're rude it's crazy and hateful you must die that is that is
02:53:50.980
definitely weird though yeah yeah that's uh the whole robot thing is a little it's creepy a little iffy
02:53:59.940
oh yeah a hundred percent weird as fuck yeah yeah it's fucked up seven thirty all right we'll shut her
02:54:09.700
down for seven thirty i suppose then i'll make some dinner yeah maybe go beat the child
02:54:14.580
so you couldn't be my cat like you beat connor yeah that's a good point it won't wrestle you good point
02:54:27.300
it is fun yeah all right i don't mind chokeslamming the kid a little for real it's a good time you know
02:54:33.860
oh boy getting spicy here in the last couple minutes yeah i tried to move an arm boob almost popped out
02:54:56.180
what do you mean in the same boat as hovey what fucking boat am i in
02:54:58.340
it's not a boat jesus one more what i don't know whatever boat it is here it's probably sinking
02:55:05.460
i don't like the sounds of that more and you're in the same boat as oh maybe on what boat is this
02:55:12.020
i'm the fucking captain of that boat motherfuckers i'm a self-proclaimed captain of that boat whatever
02:55:16.580
the fucking boat it is yeah it's my boat look at me i am the captain now it's my book yeah all right
02:55:24.740
i have no idea what we're discussing but i got i got confused i'm lost in the chat i don't know what's
02:55:31.300
happening anymore i don't know something about indians i don't know either but you're not something
02:55:36.580
i'll kind of have sure i got some shit to do so i might yeah all right
02:55:42.260
i want to know what i want to know what fucking boat sorry let me cut you off i want to know what
02:55:57.540
ss minnow right yeah the guy gets suddenly fucking drunk on power doesn't want to answer the question
02:56:04.420
what boat what boat he's gonna keep us wondering all night he's gonna live in your head rent free
02:56:09.140
now no i don't really give a fuck no it's just sounds pretty cool i'm so i'm gonna be a captain
02:56:13.220
of this boat now i'm fucking i heard a weird saying today an alligator under a rock it's like an
02:56:20.580
alligator under a rock i'm like what the this was on the tax course today i i gotta look that up because
02:56:26.820
it's just weird makes no sense i don't even know what that means and that's alligator under a rock
02:56:33.540
yeah yeah it's not a canadian term no no that was lost well all right yeah i think if there's any
02:56:47.220
good spot now i'm going to play it out on a tune but uh thanks for everybody joining
02:57:52.980
my ears hang on one second just a second just relax oh no one gets to see me with no pants on
02:58:22.980
my ears hang on one second i have to move my ears