jonnyrawton - Monday FAFO

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00:13:59.860 have you got sound no you're muted there it is yeah well i wasn't letting me unmute that was the

00:14:09.640 problem hey i feel like it's on the same page as me then because i don't like to hear your voice

00:14:17.120 either so win-win yeah well shut up that's all i gotta say yay what's going on um not much man i

00:14:32.720 the computer didn't want to work over there so i'm gonna make an attempt at the office chair again

00:14:40.440 hopefully it doesn't eat me i didn't really like being needed it uh it wasn't the greatest so

00:14:47.980 and my light's all fucked because it won't sit where it's supposed to normally sit so we have

00:14:55.740 side lighting today guys so hopefully i feel like i'm doing that like you know how there was that

00:15:00.880 that thing on um social media where it was like you were closed and then all of a sudden you weren't

00:15:06.220 closed right talking about that's actually the thing i forgot to turn my light on oh well i don't

00:15:15.740 really care it's here so i'm gonna try to not give myself terrible amount of like side shadows if

00:15:21.640 anybody can see a nipple or something let me know before it gets out of hand if a nipple pops out

00:15:26.940 from the side since there's going to be lighting right i'm sure it'll get out of hand first

00:15:34.120 is very likely right and i mean as i say in the little intro package i mean that's the point of

00:15:47.020 the stream right one day it'll happen yeah hopefully for you guys i guess

00:15:55.080 not for me

00:15:57.960 i guess i guess so all right well we'll see

00:16:05.800 i did manage to find some some video of you practicing your self-defense you were unawares

00:16:17.980 but here's here's sarah yeah here's sarah practice self-defense at home

00:16:25.360 i'm gonna have a comment

00:16:26.800 what in the actual

00:16:48.180 did you unmute yourself all right that's been self-defense

00:17:01.560 that's fun yeah i think it would work right yeah see it's a good chance

00:17:13.220 i don't even want to know i'm scared now all i want to do is have my coffee and smoke a joint

00:17:23.980 and i feel like as soon as i pick up my coffee i legitimately feel like my chair is gonna eat me

00:17:29.440 guys i don't this is so bad this is such a bad idea

00:17:34.820 okay yeah i just i feel like this is just okay i'm honestly i'm gonna try really hard to not

00:17:55.600 eat it i'm so scared i'm so scared to sit in it

00:18:01.560 i honestly thought i could do it out there and i set it all up and then i was like the lighting

00:18:06.100 i can't there's no lighting and i can't anyway

00:18:08.380 it's okay yeah no

00:18:11.540 well i mean

00:18:13.500 come on would it really be that horrible if the chair just yeeted you right live on stream i mean

00:18:21.320 i think that'd be kind of funny

00:18:22.420 yes i feel like it would be bad for me yeah a hundred percent yes

00:18:30.400 yeah

00:18:33.860 i think it'd be funny but yeah all right

00:18:40.160 yeah well listen if anybody wants me to be yeeted onto my desk then great super you probably are gonna

00:18:48.520 get your wish today so anybody that wants to see me get hurt

00:18:52.400 be tuned

00:18:54.660 judging how 2025 is going for me so far i feel like

00:19:01.400 there's no mercy no no mercy right now

00:19:06.180 so anyway

00:19:08.420 2025 has just been wild in general

00:19:11.440 well it was supposed to be it's not like any of this is like okay surprise

00:19:16.580 right so we had to expect all of this

00:19:22.100 no it's just it's season five of 2020

00:19:24.940 i guess i guess that's a good way of putting it

00:19:31.540 so there's a brutal delay

00:19:33.860 there's a brutal delay do you want to go out and come back in bro

00:19:38.380 that's how i see it

00:19:41.440 because if we're gonna do this 1990 internet thing

00:19:44.760 i feel like i feel like derek last night

00:19:46.400 yeah i'm gonna go get some paul abdul on my computer and we're gonna listen to a little bit of

00:19:51.540 you know paul abdul and some poison

00:19:54.420 all right

00:19:55.920 and uh

00:19:56.820 i'll go get some blue eyeshadow

00:19:59.680 because that's how about

00:20:00.880 you know this is like a

00:20:02.480 what what was that

00:20:03.940 what was that chatting thing

00:20:06.440 rc what was that thing that we used to chat in

00:20:09.500 somebody help me that's as old as i am where we had that rs mcrcrc rc

00:20:13.900 the fuck was that called

00:20:15.400 and there was the little thing on the side

00:20:18.280 and it would like what was that called

00:20:21.380 somebody help me it was a chatting thing that we used to use all the time for the old people

00:20:25.880 what was it called crc or something like that and we all used to chat in it all the time

00:20:31.420 and it was really slow if you had bad internet

00:20:33.280 and if somebody was using the phone it was so bad

00:20:36.920 m-i-r-c thank you doings

00:20:40.200 fuck yes

00:20:40.880 see

00:20:41.480 yeah msn messenger was for people who didn't live in the country i feel like

00:20:47.520 because we couldn't do that in the country

00:20:50.840 but that yeah m-i-r-c

00:20:53.360 shit was so cool

00:20:55.880 i had so much fun with that

00:20:57.720 that was like the the

00:20:59.120 that was like the first like messenger type thing that we had other than if you had macbooks

00:21:08.880 or apple stuff because you could always like i message between um apple products

00:21:14.680 right that was always a thing but the m-i-r-c was like that new

00:21:18.440 yeah icq that was the other one thank you

00:21:22.520 yeah icq was the one that would always when you sent the files through icq

00:21:28.920 that was the one i think that would always

00:21:31.360 um what was it called like it would always crash or whatever

00:21:35.920 anyway i guess i just aged myself but that's literally how bad his internet is when it

00:21:42.400 lags like that so are you back

00:21:44.980 i think so

00:21:47.280 okay i feel like maybe you're gonna be less laggy now hopefully

00:21:51.740 so we established that it was like icq and like m-i-r-c days

00:21:57.920 do you remember that

00:22:01.380 good old icq oh yeah i remember icq right yeah actually i remember actually uh on the icq i

00:22:12.820 remember talking to this one chick she wanted to meet at the mall

00:22:15.380 yeah now had no idea what she looked like though right like that's the problem

00:22:24.260 so oh yeah okay well you know you're gonna wear the like she's gonna wear and i'm gonna wear something

00:22:30.180 uh except i was smart

00:22:34.100 knew that i should cover up what i told her i was wearing

00:22:39.620 so you could see her first on the just in case

00:22:43.620 yes yeah that's horrible i was very glad i did that

00:22:47.860 that was horrible it is what it is

00:22:51.220 so was she sorry

00:22:55.700 seriously like no

00:23:01.780 i can't do that one

00:23:04.900 i was like maybe 14 i don't even know

00:23:09.380 she was a wildebeest it wasn't happening i don't know this one i'm gonna go a republic reserve

00:23:20.740 oh that's what i forgot to check if that

00:23:24.580 i kicked out of pakistan yet oh yeah check

00:23:28.500 a kachana kachiana blaclana anderson or whatever her name is

00:23:37.540 what's her name again it was onija i just don't

00:23:41.780 oh nija sorry

00:23:44.340 oh nija

00:23:47.140 doesn't she have like a super white last name or something like anderson

00:23:50.100 uh

00:23:51.060 is she fucking what

00:23:54.900 oh yeah onija andrew robinson

00:23:58.580 yeah

00:23:59.860 see

00:24:00.100 except she now she now adds that pakistani kid's name to her

00:24:05.940 well if she says

00:24:09.380 they're married but

00:24:11.220 i got my lighter

00:24:12.020 she's actually married to somebody in the united states

00:24:27.140 she's actually not yet i know that

00:24:32.980 um

00:24:34.980 she might be i know that she had like a

00:24:37.860 a baby daddy that in one of those press conferences she was talking about you know

00:24:43.620 bringing to dubai with her and her husband

00:24:48.980 he rattled off a whole bunch of family members actually but

00:24:56.980 yeah see i'm confused oh she is reportedly on her way back to new york

00:25:01.860 bullshit um

00:25:04.660 there was some good videos of her with her um

00:25:07.380 the people that she kept getting

00:25:10.180 to try and work for her

00:25:13.380 that was fun

00:25:19.220 there was like constantly every time she went there

00:25:22.580 okay so she is home somebody new

00:25:24.660 yeah she is she's returned home after spending four months

00:25:27.860 listen yeah

00:25:34.980 the way she talked and listen it's so like

00:25:40.420 it's so stereotypical what you would expect you talk too much

00:25:44.180 yeah

00:25:47.780 that was my favorite when she just totally emasculated that dude

00:25:51.140 yeah you talked too much

00:25:56.500 yeah that was so good

00:25:57.860 fuck i shouldn't have deleted those i i i had a whole bunch

00:26:01.380 fucking still in here and i took them out

00:26:06.260 damn it i would have been yeah whatever

00:26:11.380 probably could load one up

00:26:14.500 oh actually yeah i do have to load that one up i think because i can keep that

00:26:21.140 where is that one now you know what i think you're right hold on about what we talked about

00:26:30.820 earlier you're carrying it right now i'm fucking looking for it stream yard i don't think

00:26:36.500 i think it might be the stream yard

00:26:39.940 i wonder if we go out and start it on rumble studio what'll happen

00:26:44.660 i think so

00:26:47.460 too so what do you think

00:26:51.140 like it catches out but you're super laggy and it's only happening when we're streaming on our

00:27:02.020 own channel because we're using just always and gives hassle in the very beginning or if i'm doing

00:27:07.540 something like right

00:27:15.140 i'm just not going to do this for the whole stream again because that's going to drive me

00:27:18.260 fucking bonkers so no

00:27:23.860 so how do we fix that

00:27:28.340 listen we need to find a tech person wow to knock joddy out

00:27:32.980 download or

00:27:42.260 your screen looks like too

00:27:43.700 so how do we fix this what do we do can we go out and come back in can we do it that way

00:27:51.380 is that even a thing yeah we can do that yeah

00:28:02.820 yeah although i'm starting to get a better signal okay well give me a little icon up here okay good

00:28:16.820 there i can i can see i can see it's really weird with the light to the side i'm not going to lie y'all

00:28:27.700 it's really fucking me up because i can't see anything

00:28:34.340 i feel it's really weird the side light

00:28:43.300 i should move everything over

00:28:44.980 this is what happens we're super super super high budget right here

00:28:53.540 yeah right this is what you get this is the problem it's uploading that video so it's

00:28:59.540 back in screwing my shit that took forever too it's not even a long one it's like a 15 second clip i think

00:29:06.500 well we have to fix this

00:29:10.500 maybe we'll see seems better it seems way better now

00:29:15.460 it is way better now but why like what are we doing to make it better

00:29:21.300 it's it's always just off the start i don't know what the

00:29:23.620 fuck it is but it's like whatever cyber jews are in the

00:29:27.540 fucking tunnel wires um

00:29:32.340 i can move my

00:29:38.340 but then eventually it's okay all right i don't know can't explain it don't know

00:29:44.980 all right well figure your shit out bro so

00:29:48.980 yeah i don't know that's why i see it's camp here

00:29:52.900 all right look at that look at that all that all of that just to get to this clip

00:29:57.460 yeah i'm from pakistan respect to the law respect for the law respect to halal and respect to god do you

00:30:07.940 hear me

00:30:20.420 listen i hope you're saying the right things okay like i said um pakistan needs to be reconstructed

00:30:38.900 the right way do you hear me guys make sure y'all get this on your camera i'm married to

00:30:44.820 nidel hamid i'm onigel hamid we are moving to dubai very soon we're gonna have our baby in dubai

00:30:53.380 okay i have my son jeremiah robertson sire pitt his father is william pitt jeremiah father

00:31:00.820 is lewis thomas they will be rich the irene family

00:31:06.980 kiki and lika the rest of my family also please understand this city will be reconstructed it will

00:31:16.260 be fixed up right away i'm asking the government for 100k in my pockets so i could do real estate

00:31:24.340 my husband will own it in karachi we will not live here but we will get this job done right away

00:31:30.420 i'm asking for 20k right away in my pockets at the end of this week that's all folks for today

00:31:38.980 that's it he have nothing else to say goodbye assalamu alaikum

00:31:43.380 alaikum alaikum thank you

00:31:48.500 hang on there's someone i'll be right back there's someone at my door oh my god

00:31:56.740 someone at her door

00:32:02.740 we're supposed to believe that like people would come over here but anyway but yeah that chick is uh

00:32:09.620 she's finally back in new york four months she spent in pakistan trying to get the pakistani

00:32:16.500 government to give her what originally it was five grand like the the 20 grand then she also wanted

00:32:22.100 five grand a week to live there um she eventually dropped that to what two grand and she said that

00:32:30.420 she wanted to rebuild everybody's houses and the pools every year there you go it's fun times

00:32:40.580 who in the fuck is that sarah's that that's the question

00:32:49.380 yeah well she's not like she's just black muslim really

00:32:52.660 and i and i still think that the most outrageous part of that story is that she got shot down by a

00:33:00.980 pakistani boy

00:33:05.460 like how how bad is that that a pakistani boy is like no i don't i don't want it i don't want it

00:33:11.460 it's insane all right is she coming back or what what do i got here

00:33:24.900 where did it go yeah there we go all right uh so didn't really actually see any of the uh super

00:33:33.220 bowl commercials that aired but even without seeing them i'm pretty sure that this one was what's up guys

00:33:41.460 i spent like all the money for the commercial um on these new teeth

00:33:52.340 so once again i had to shoot it on the iphone um um um go to uv.com

00:34:11.460 i'll be two seconds okay yeah okay i didn't want you to think that i wasn't coming back or i got a

00:34:16.740 cost it but i'll be two seconds i'll be right back and then i'll explain but i'll be back

00:34:23.540 anyway

00:34:28.660 okay all right anyway that was the best commercial especially because apparently

00:34:35.140 if you went to easy.com the only thing there was a uh t-shirt with a swastika on it

00:34:44.420 it's part of his like super bowl weekend freak out

00:34:50.820 yeah he did uh oh he got the platinum out that's funny

00:34:58.020 i want to live in dentist for the gas why not

00:35:00.500 he maybe he had he had to be on the gas when he was on that twitter machine

00:35:05.380 let me tell you his twitter is now gone um it looks like he deactivated it

00:35:14.180 he didn't it doesn't look like he got a ban it just looks like he said his piece and then

00:35:22.180 it's just done

00:35:22.900 what are they here i did i did find a whole bunch of them though and there was i was gonna do a top

00:35:30.660 10 list uh but there's a lot of them that are just too good like like this one here hey kids twitter

00:35:38.020 is a great way to express yourself and crash three companies at once

00:35:41.780 uh

00:35:51.380 i think he did anyway i mean he was getting like

00:35:56.900 quite a few views on those and he was spurging out about jews and

00:36:04.340 a whole bunch of shit really

00:36:09.460 here

00:36:09.780 apparently he refuses

00:36:15.700 to be uh to assimilate to the simulation as well

00:36:27.540 other

00:36:27.860 fucking good ones this one's actually this this is my favorite hands down

00:36:34.180 absolute favorite tweet of the whole fucking weekend

00:36:36.580 fuck reading and anyone who can do it

00:36:44.820 this one this one's a close second though

00:36:48.420 all right i don't want to go to your fancy restaurants ramen noodles and doritos was made for a reason

00:36:53.700 okay

00:36:54.100 this guy's

00:36:57.220 he had to have been on the gas no fucking question there but

00:37:01.700 this one's a good one i don't know what the hell he's saying at the end there but

00:37:05.620 he says he doesn't even know what the fuck anti-semitic means

00:37:08.980 it's just some

00:37:09.540 bullshit jewish people made up to protect their

00:37:11.860 and then was that the right there i don't i don't know what the fuck he means there but

00:37:22.100 i guess that means he's probably talking to me here

00:37:29.060 he also was saying too something about uh

00:37:31.460 being the being the one to uh bring back the words retired and faggot um

00:37:37.860 i don't know about you but i don't recall them ever going away right

00:37:42.340 that's kind of a thing

00:37:43.940 that's another favorite i turned down three photos this week with make-a-wish kids in wheelchairs

00:37:57.700 i don't take photos except for when i take photos

00:38:05.700 that's a good one

00:38:09.220 what are you talking about this is when you like what

00:38:13.940 well he did something i don't know he's a fucking weird ass case right like

00:38:29.460 i i really don't like i don't know like if he's a psyop if he's fucking just

00:38:35.380 autistic as fuck or

00:38:36.820 really high or just absolutely batshit insane um or all of the above

00:38:47.140 well they're definitely on to him that's the one thing that like i'm it looks like he

00:38:51.700 deactivated his twitter but i'm not really sure

00:38:55.060 if that's the case or not right like i mean there could be a case for he just had his account get

00:39:01.220 deleted because he he fucking went off on a bunch of shit

00:39:07.380 where else

00:39:13.860 oh this one was kind of funny fuck virgil apparently

00:39:17.780 i guess virgil worked for him

00:39:22.900 fired him because he didn't like his wife's grammy look and that's a whole other

00:39:26.420 fucking weird ass like well i don't know i don't i don't get that um this whole

00:39:32.340 fucking and brings his wife around everywhere they go she's like wearing the emperor's new clothes

00:39:38.100 like what i don't i don't get it none of that makes any sense although he did also spend like

00:39:45.220 what 12 hours spurging on fucking like posting porn onto twitter so

00:39:50.100 yeah i do lean towards that because it's fucking weird as shit right

00:40:01.380 which elon tweet

00:40:05.700 oh hold on maybe i i might remember and everything does seem to be a fucking psyop you can't even tell

00:40:12.980 well that's actually the worst part it's all so far that it is actually very difficult to tell

00:40:20.020 and that's kind of a problem right when you can't tell what's fucking you know good and what isn't but

00:40:27.140 it is fucked up what else did he have he's calling himself a nazi too

00:40:38.100 says he loves hitler

00:40:43.380 and i think i think when he says let's see if y'all give that money back i think he's referring

00:40:48.820 to that fucking stupid super bowl ad that he had

00:40:55.140 which would be kind of funny

00:40:57.140 didn't seem to like anybody else's opinions either

00:41:04.180 no rich niggas truly funny being funny is for broke niggas who want to get

00:41:10.100 what's that want to distract you from the fact that they're broke

00:41:14.020 he's like i don't know guy went off the fucking

00:41:19.940 just tweeting up a storm it was funny as

00:41:22.100 shit though so actually i fucking should have grabbed it uh but there was somebody actually

00:41:27.380 made an ai song out of his tweets

00:41:29.540 oh absolutely it is

00:41:38.420 you question goddamn everything and that's i'm i'm with you on that

00:41:44.020 it is entertaining to read them though

00:41:45.700 oh

00:41:48.740 oh shit wrong thing there

00:41:51.220 what the fuck is she doing

00:41:52.660 i don't wonder

00:41:57.620 that the fucking mailman

00:41:59.780 that what's happening here

00:42:10.100 yeah that that one and he did he was getting some hate

00:42:12.980 fucking ones there and it was funny though because this is limited visibility but he was still

00:42:18.500 still pulled 5.6 million views on this one

00:42:22.820 but he's like this from the nigga with the pink polo to all you

00:42:25.860 faggot ass rap niggas that ever came out your mouth sideways i'm the don ye over everything and

00:42:33.220 everyone go to your day job and talk shit about me but always remember you're broke and you have a

00:42:40.580 boss and you have to suck your boss's dick for a living pussy

00:42:50.340 it figures at this point he's got the fuck you money i guess

00:42:52.900 can't cancel him right all of his shit's already canceled

00:43:01.540 and he's like i know niggas thinking he talking all that

00:43:04.420 shit on the internet but he won't say it to my face why the

00:43:07.460 fuck would i ever let you talk to me you're broke you dumbass retards

00:43:13.460 i like that that was actually that was one of my favorites too

00:43:17.060 it's definitely entertaining going through that it's a good uh

00:43:20.900 well it was a good read for when you were on the shooter but his account's gone now so

00:43:24.740 that really doesn't work

00:43:35.940 listen here

00:43:38.100 i would have to actually remember what i fucking titled that one but where was that one

00:43:47.700 oh there it is

00:43:50.980 yeah elon stole his nazi swag at the inauguration

00:43:58.500 that's a good one

00:44:04.900 just a whole bunch apparently loves china too

00:44:08.660 it's possibly where you can get that swastika t-shirt i think it's only like

00:44:12.740 20 bucks or something i don't know i don't remember

00:44:20.180 holy fuck sarah what are you doing what are you doing

00:44:28.500 i hope she has the sound up and whoever's there can hear it

00:44:31.220 i don't know what the fuck she's doing but whatever

00:44:42.980 another favorite fat bitches are sex offenders i see them and i'm sexually offended making

00:44:49.940 lingerie for fat bitches is like giving knives to little kids they're gonna hurt somebody you

00:44:56.100 if you find yourself in a fat bitch

00:44:57.700 just remember it's because you're broke

00:45:02.100 fucking wise words

00:45:06.340 fucking kanye

00:45:08.260 unbelievable

00:45:08.900 what sarah's john cena

00:45:14.420 you're calling sarah dude i'm gonna tell her that

00:45:22.980 bad hat called you a dude

00:45:29.380 oh she probably didn't even hear any of that

00:45:31.380 i didn't hear anything what i didn't have it in what sorry

00:45:37.060 i'm too much were you being really nice were you being nice to me no

00:45:42.500 no it was bad i was being media she said that you're in invisible mode so she's calling you john

00:45:48.180 cena which means she's calling you a dude

00:45:53.140 but i wasn't i was just kind of in stealth mode for a minute no i just got a uh my

00:45:58.900 produce delivery just showed up so i just got like four giant boxes of produce

00:46:10.340 and i'm more of an amateur kind of guy i also got an early birthday present

00:46:17.620 do you want to see what it is

00:46:20.740 you're gonna laugh you're gonna laugh

00:46:24.340 do we really want to see what it is because i have a feeling we might not

00:46:29.700 you do that is a possibility it's really good it's making me really happy it's like legitimately

00:46:39.700 okay are you ready i don't know i did i put pants on because there was somebody at my door so i had

00:46:45.620 to put pants on and i also realized i recognize that today i keep getting up and not turning off the

00:46:51.940 camera so i think i'm gonna leave the pants on because i really don't want you guys to see what

00:46:57.300 the stork saw not for free you know like i feel like that's not something i'm gonna go away for

00:47:02.180 free ever especially at this point in my life all right so back to the early birthday presents wait

00:47:07.380 i'm so excited i'm so excited oh yes oh

00:47:13.620 i haven't had them in like a month because i can't find the flavor anywhere

00:47:22.580 and now what wait wait for it wait that was it wait wait oh there's more

00:47:35.380 there's more

00:47:43.380 yes

00:47:46.340 yeah it pretty much looks like my grocery cart really but

00:47:49.060 yeah yeah except for i can't find them so math birthday yeah except for i can't find them oh

00:47:59.540 nope why is it uh uh repeating

00:48:05.060 it's repeating in the ears anyway that makes me happy you're i can hear myself in your face

00:48:13.140 so i'm so excited

00:48:22.900 so if anybody is wondering uh i am also a size uh

00:48:30.660 anything in

00:48:33.700 hundred dollar bills

00:48:38.580 i also like dark chocolate

00:48:40.580 uh

00:48:45.780 don't want to sound like a dick or nothing but uh it says on your chart that you're

00:48:49.780 fucked up uh you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded

00:48:58.260 anyway you know it's nice that

00:49:02.180 not only do i get boxes of super healthy delicious yummy awesome produce but

00:49:11.140 i also at the same time get a really awesome early birthday gift i'm not mad

00:49:25.860 it makes me a better person when i have the things that i like and that i want it makes me a

00:49:30.900 better person it makes it better for everyone as well

00:49:36.340 if i'm happy i think it makes it better for you sure

00:49:40.580 right like i feel like when i don't get my talkies it's like i get murdery

00:49:51.860 now i don't have to be murdery sure sure whatever i'm excited i suppose

00:49:58.180 are you are you freezing up is that why you're not talking i feel like you're letting me talk but

00:50:04.260 now i feel like you're just frozen because

00:50:07.620 a little bit yeah

00:50:10.100 dreamer it's being

00:50:11.060 am i own only fans

00:50:16.340 uh there you go no

00:50:18.020 no i'm not she's gonna start bottling her farts and selling those very soon oh yes i forgot about

00:50:25.620 the fart bottling that i said i was gonna do what else was it that we were doing oh yeah my care

00:50:31.140 oh there you go you're gonna you're gonna turn into a gd you're gonna turn into a gd

00:50:39.860 i'm sorry what

00:50:41.700 talkies they're not indian they're mexican right dingle nuts

00:50:45.940 that's the kid y'all are in state

00:50:49.860 literally mexico what are you talking about

00:50:53.380 brah they're made in mexico

00:50:56.740 like i was eating these

00:50:58.900 ammo

00:51:03.300 said right on the back of here made in mexico and i would just like to say for the record that

00:51:08.740 they used to be in spanish and i was eating these a very very very long time ago when i lived there

00:51:14.660 definitely not indian we don't support anything indian here

00:51:18.420 i was hoping he was right but did you were you excited about that

00:51:25.860 yeah i was just gonna wait for you to start shitting in the streets

00:51:31.860 oh no

00:51:34.660 no god no no no no no no and i wouldn't have i wouldn't have even tried them in the first place

00:51:40.340 if they were indian so i have no problem with mexican though like listen i think it's hysterical that

00:51:46.660 everybody is trying to get all the mexicans to go home because who's gonna do all the cleaning

00:51:52.020 who's i mean seriously who's gonna watch the dogs who's gonna cook who's gonna raise the children

00:51:58.500 my favorite is is the fucking mexicans out there waving mexican flags refusing to go back to mexico

00:52:04.020 that's my favorite yeah they're that is the dichotomy there it's it's a little conflicting

00:52:12.180 yeah a little like okay so you're like hey mexico but you know we're giving you a free trip

00:52:20.580 don't send me back yeah right like we're giving you a free trip you're not even gonna go

00:52:26.580 you're not here you're on mexico

00:52:31.700 yeah why are you not hot i don't know not you the coffee well probably because it's not that's why

00:52:51.220 anyway hey that probably because it's not

00:52:56.260 yeah that's fucking that's a scientific answer what are you gonna do about it i feel like that is

00:53:06.740 legitimately a prime example right there folks as to why john and i are friends like it's just like

00:53:14.980 you're my brother and i don't have to worry about ever like anything ever if i kicked you by mistake

00:53:22.980 like like by mistake like if i just call up and fucking poop you right in the side of the head

00:53:29.460 i'll just be like oh fuck sorry like i slept and no one's gonna say anything because they're

00:53:34.900 gonna be like they're like brother and sister see and that's why because you say dumb shit like that

00:53:41.460 and that's why i know that i can just hit you and no one is gonna care i'm fine with

00:53:48.580 uh wait till you see my fucking luchador's mask i like crazy when i kick your ass with a luchador's

00:53:58.260 mask on that's gonna be a good fucking day for me what am i gonna call myself

00:54:11.940 i don't know because you're ass what are you ass a wipe out what are you gonna call yourself

00:54:18.580 funnier than you

00:54:29.060 we all know

00:54:31.780 y'all i'm gonna kick his ass in like legitimately this summer i'm i got a luchador's mask and i'm

00:54:41.060 gonna do it talking notto el chica loca ooh ooh yeah see these are good talking auto

00:54:52.420 like i'm a tornado

00:54:55.380 i think it's gonna be fun

00:54:58.500 uh i think listen one in the chat if you guys want to see me kick johnny's ass this summer

00:55:03.300 in

00:55:08.580 a blue pool a pool of blue jello i think that's what we decided blue jello i think

00:55:16.180 i feel like blue jello might not be a good idea

00:55:21.860 but i think it'll be fun anyway they won see everybody wants it i love that i love that everybody

00:55:26.980 wants to see me fuck him up that's great yes you can can you can do it we won't tell him

00:55:34.660 i won't tell him he won't know he won't go back and see the chat he's not even gonna know

00:55:40.820 no one's gonna know

00:55:48.820 i have no idea why people are putting ones in the chat

00:55:51.300 yeah yeah i bet

00:56:04.260 maybe

00:56:06.340 ooh i feel like we should make johnny wear the borat thong definitely not me no no i'm a i'm a lady

00:56:16.020 so i can't wear a borat thong wow whoa whoa whoa whoa

00:56:21.300 let's not go that what is that gonna cover listen a borat thong is gonna cover like a nothing

00:56:29.460 it's not that sounds like a you problem

00:56:33.700 a borat thong

00:56:35.380 nah a borat thong is gonna cover what you've got it covers your bits and my lady bits but not the lady bits

00:56:45.300 all right that's a potential ban

00:56:47.700 oh listen we do not talk about curry up in here

00:56:59.940 no curry discussion hammer for that one

00:57:03.460 and definitely definitely definitely not doing that we're not going anywhere near i don't like the curry

00:57:11.940 you guys know this i can't stand the smell of any of those things i really really want to put

00:57:18.980 um yeah i know

00:57:22.420 what

00:57:26.420 you talk

00:57:29.860 lord have mercy

00:57:30.740 i'm all caught up there we go

00:57:32.660 did you fuck it up again yeah it is gross you know what i do like i like thai curry but not indian curry

00:57:39.700 thai curry that has not the turmeric difference weird smells a world of difference there's a large

00:57:52.260 geographic area but also the thai curry has flavors like lemongrass and coconut milk and lime and uh thai basil

00:58:02.020 uh red chilies things like that whereas the indian curry has all of the durka durka smells and flavors like

00:58:09.940 the tumerics and the paprika and the ginger and the garlic and the things that make them smell

00:58:16.100 like that so no i like the one that has the lemongrass and the lime and those coconut normal

00:58:24.100 fresh flavors not that smell like the ganges like a diaper anyway whatever carry on

00:58:37.860 it's the only time i get racist about food yeah exactly that's what it'll smell like

00:58:48.820 yeah

00:58:49.060 well and actually like indian food is the only food i just never think about ever it's never

00:58:58.820 crossed my mind i've never thought hey i should go try that

00:59:05.220 everyone else sure i've tried you know i've tried like a bunch of different stuff but indian food now

00:59:13.380 oh oh sarah's dying i like that uh like cross pattern that's that's an interesting technique

00:59:26.660 i don't know what to do anymore with my one hand when i cough since you guys tell me i look like i'm

00:59:32.420 sucking off a ghost or whatever the fuck like every time i do anything it has to do with a dick

00:59:38.500 right do that again fag like the angel wings okay right there what does it look like fag

00:59:53.460 okay do it again

00:59:57.300 fine here you go what are you doing oh no i'm trying to listen

01:00:03.300 i have pants on so it's okay today i'm not worried i'm worried i'm getting yeeted out of this

01:00:11.460 fucking chair number one and number two i have the floor and i keep falling so i'm trying to make it so

01:00:18.340 that i don't roll but i'm not only am i now getting pushed out of the chair because the chair is

01:00:23.940 fucked but now i'm rolling and getting pushed out it's not a good time in here today i feel like i should

01:00:30.100 just sit on the floor all right then for fuck's sake all right all right benigreek smells like maple syrup

01:00:41.060 okay what is that fenugreek the spice secretes through your pores huh i don't even know what that is

01:00:51.300 stanugreek doesn't smell like maple syrup and she needs it apparently it's what they use in

01:01:00.900 aunt jemima

01:01:03.620 i don't eat aunt jemima anything but

01:01:08.980 you stink yeah

01:01:12.340 well yeah i like aunt jemima used to anyway

01:01:17.220 when aunt jemima was on it

01:01:22.260 oh

01:01:22.660 i don't even know what is this like benny what are you talking about

01:01:28.340 i had an argument about any geek

01:01:30.740 any agree

01:01:33.540 it's a seed is it not like an herb right i have pants on today yeah see well it's a big day when i'm

01:01:40.900 wearing pants you guys know this wrong guy to ask yeah i even just come on

01:01:50.180 heard it's monday why not put some pants on fine pants are always good once in a while anyway

01:01:57.460 i feel like if i don't put pants on when i answer the door it scares people a little bit so

01:02:04.020 try to not do that i think so yeah

01:02:12.500 possible it sends the wrong impression there's still like a whole bunch more of those tweets i didn't even get to

01:02:19.940 um

01:02:22.660 a little bit yeah of course

01:02:26.740 what do i got here oh yeah yeah so predictably uh the scene in philadelphia

01:02:34.020 well even when you win it's riot time apparently right oh oh it's amazing it's amazing how

01:02:43.460 retarded people are yeah let's see yeah yeah apparently yeah apparently philadelphia

01:02:52.660 stomped them yeah

01:03:01.220 whoa

01:03:04.020 yeah that was well and actually what they did with that too uh they brought that pole down

01:03:17.940 uh well it might have even been a different one because i think they did this to a few different

01:03:22.020 traffic lights and then they dragged the pole down the road they were trying to get it into a dump truck

01:03:27.940 they failed they failed but that's what they were trying to do why would you do that though

01:03:47.940 oh

01:03:58.660 i mean not to point out the blazingly obvious but i didn't see a lot of white skin there so

01:04:03.060 i mean it seems about appropriate behavior right

01:04:08.420 yeah yeah it's a pattern it's a i don't know

01:04:15.380 well and it's it's just stupid that it's like yeah what because there is a sports team win it's like let's

01:04:21.860 go loot let's go let's go let's go let's go destroy shit let's you know but that's the that's the answer

01:04:28.020 i don't understand is that let's just destroy things but why right what is achieved they're retarded

01:04:37.220 that's that's that's all it is they're just retarded right you end up with scenes like that

01:04:53.940 you

01:05:03.060 it's

01:05:10.420 like what

01:05:32.320 I'm still

01:05:34.880 so

01:05:35.560 maybe

01:05:40.780 shocked isn't the right word

01:05:43.000 but like it still

01:05:44.860 is a yeah it does

01:05:46.980 come as a shock to me honestly

01:05:48.980 the amount of times I'm

01:05:50.940 seeing law enforcement now

01:05:52.620 and they're not

01:05:54.580 doing anything

01:05:56.540 like just like the video

01:05:58.820 of the guy in Waterloo the other day

01:06:00.700 at a traffic in that in the middle

01:06:02.800 of the fucking intersection

01:06:04.240 and he's pulling out an axe

01:06:06.720 from a cop

01:06:07.280 and the cop is tasing him

01:06:08.600 and then

01:06:08.860 why are you not shooting him

01:06:11.260 like I don't

01:06:12.240 I don't understand

01:06:13.740 when all of a sudden

01:06:15.220 it's like how

01:06:16.380 I know

01:06:17.740 but he didn't shoot him

01:06:19.180 but like how are we not

01:06:20.680 when did

01:06:21.540 people are doing things

01:06:24.780 where you should get

01:06:26.560 hurt

01:06:27.500 like

01:06:28.200 you don't get to do things like that

01:06:30.660 just like the guy that was

01:06:33.120 that fucking hit the

01:06:36.300 the side of the fucking

01:06:37.520 the

01:06:38.140 fire truck

01:06:39.540 on the side of the highway

01:06:40.680 why the fuck

01:06:41.740 didn't he get his driver's license

01:06:43.180 pulled right there

01:06:44.260 like what the fuck

01:06:45.340 is going on

01:06:46.200 that everybody is just like

01:06:47.820 man

01:06:48.460 it's okay

01:06:49.600 we'll just let everything go down

01:06:51.500 it's weird

01:06:55.660 that's basically it

01:06:58.200 yeah

01:06:58.440 it's all ridiculous

01:07:00.560 that's for sure

01:07:01.880 and that one in Waterloo

01:07:03.340 that was pretty fucked

01:07:04.340 like

01:07:05.480 he had all day

01:07:06.460 to just take him down

01:07:07.400 I mean

01:07:07.720 I guess they eventually

01:07:08.740 did get him

01:07:09.600 but

01:07:09.880 it's just wild to me

01:07:11.680 that

01:07:12.100 you know

01:07:14.240 the guy's got an axe

01:07:15.360 like a little hatchet

01:07:16.420 or whatever

01:07:16.840 and he's fucking

01:07:17.480 coming at you

01:07:18.240 like

01:07:18.660 you're a cop

01:07:20.120 fucking shoot him

01:07:21.200 shoot him in the shoulder

01:07:22.720 shoot him in the fucking knee

01:07:24.680 you're supposed to be able

01:07:26.880 to put a suspect down

01:07:28.580 without shooting him

01:07:30.080 like

01:07:30.840 give me a fucking break

01:07:32.400 like

01:07:33.240 literally

01:07:33.840 police officer 101

01:07:35.380 like

01:07:36.020 if you can't put somebody down

01:07:37.660 without fatally harming them

01:07:39.440 you shouldn't have a fucking gun

01:07:41.220 but like

01:07:42.660 that's your fucking job

01:07:43.720 because if somebody's out there

01:07:45.600 with a fucking weapon

01:07:46.640 and he's threatening you

01:07:48.180 and other people

01:07:49.060 why the fuck aren't you

01:07:50.080 doing your job

01:07:50.700 yeah

01:07:58.460 so we're like a 15 minute

01:08:04.120 or second

01:08:04.700 but he just couldn't keep him down

01:08:05.500 because he didn't do anything to him

01:08:09.300 like again

01:08:10.560 like

01:08:10.960 if I was in a car

01:08:12.100 and I had a fucking weapon

01:08:13.300 I could have taken him down

01:08:14.800 and put him down

01:08:15.980 so that

01:08:16.780 he wasn't moving

01:08:18.220 and they could have put handcuffs on him

01:08:21.180 and I didn't have to fatally harm him

01:08:23.520 like

01:08:24.780 seriously

01:08:25.440 I also learned self-defense

01:08:28.600 because I used to bartend

01:08:29.920 and all kinds of other things

01:08:31.020 that required me to learn

01:08:32.040 how to fucking protect myself

01:08:33.520 but are you not

01:08:34.720 a fucking able to do that

01:08:36.020 as a police officer

01:08:36.980 so how are we supposed to have

01:08:38.620 respect for these people

01:08:39.600 if they're not doing

01:08:40.420 what they're supposed to be doing

01:08:41.720 I don't get it

01:08:42.960 it doesn't make any sense to me

01:08:44.420 why would you call the police

01:08:46.120 to fucking

01:08:46.540 I don't

01:08:46.780 I don't

01:08:46.840 I've definitely been watching

01:08:49.680 a lot of fucking

01:08:50.500 yeah

01:08:52.180 I've been watching

01:08:57.100 a lot of fucking

01:08:57.800 body cam footage

01:08:58.820 so there are a lot of fucking

01:09:00.240 cops that just don't know

01:09:01.580 what they're doing

01:09:02.160 they're

01:09:02.560 actually I was watching one

01:09:03.920 it was

01:09:04.400 these two cops

01:09:05.460 go into a classroom

01:09:06.400 to arrest

01:09:07.360 one of the students

01:09:08.100 in the classroom

01:09:08.860 and the cop

01:09:11.240 walks up to the student

01:09:12.280 the student starts

01:09:13.160 beating the shit

01:09:13.940 out of the cop

01:09:14.620 and the second cop

01:09:16.740 actually backs away

01:09:18.600 and like

01:09:20.320 doesn't want

01:09:21.700 any part of it

01:09:22.560 and he's just

01:09:23.160 letting his partner

01:09:23.960 get beat up

01:09:25.900 for a little bit there

01:09:26.980 until eventually

01:09:28.520 his partner

01:09:29.400 gets the upper hand

01:09:30.440 and fucking

01:09:30.920 handcuffs the kid

01:09:32.060 but I'm just like

01:09:33.180 as the

01:09:34.180 as the cop

01:09:35.380 who's actually

01:09:35.980 in that scuffle

01:09:36.860 like I am gonna kick

01:09:38.020 the shit out of my partner

01:09:39.380 as soon as we get

01:09:40.260 into the fucking

01:09:40.860 parking lot

01:09:41.480 yeah

01:09:42.640 that's fucked

01:09:46.540 yeah

01:09:50.020 like how do you

01:09:50.760 just watch

01:09:51.500 like

01:09:51.920 fucking get in there

01:09:53.400 do something

01:09:54.960 it's your job

01:09:55.820 but they're not doing it

01:09:59.700 that's what I'm saying

01:10:00.660 that's the weird part

01:10:01.660 like I don't understand

01:10:02.620 why we're not doing that

01:10:04.000 like how is it

01:10:04.880 our

01:10:05.200 like

01:10:05.720 yeah

01:10:06.980 I don't know

01:10:07.700 like I get it

01:10:08.840 in

01:10:09.440 there's places

01:10:11.380 where

01:10:11.840 you know

01:10:12.760 why would a cashier

01:10:14.320 at the LCBO

01:10:16.660 try and take

01:10:18.160 like try and take

01:10:18.980 someone down

01:10:19.520 for stealing alcohol

01:10:20.540 for minimum wage

01:10:21.840 right

01:10:22.140 like those types

01:10:23.500 of places

01:10:24.000 are now getting robbed

01:10:25.160 so much more frequently

01:10:26.300 you know

01:10:27.300 but

01:10:28.180 like now

01:10:30.760 it's like

01:10:31.260 everywhere

01:10:31.820 so

01:10:33.380 I feel like

01:10:34.540 it's just

01:10:34.860 kind of like

01:10:35.180 you see people

01:10:35.700 walking out

01:10:36.280 with stuff

01:10:36.640 everywhere

01:10:37.080 grocery stores

01:10:37.900 everywhere

01:10:38.320 so if nobody cares

01:10:39.700 then everybody's

01:10:40.380 just going to keep

01:10:40.920 then that's just

01:10:42.140 where it's just

01:10:42.620 going to go

01:10:43.140 well and it's

01:10:43.800 a bit more frequent

01:10:44.600 because nobody's

01:10:51.800 stopping them

01:10:52.360 because they know

01:10:53.420 that the police

01:10:53.880 aren't going to do

01:10:54.440 anything

01:10:54.740 they're obviously

01:10:55.320 not going to hurt

01:10:55.980 them

01:10:56.220 yeah

01:10:56.820 you have a more

01:10:57.840 chance of getting

01:10:58.740 hurt on the highway

01:11:00.160 by getting smoked

01:11:01.180 by a fucking

01:11:01.980 jeet in a transport

01:11:03.120 truck at this point

01:11:04.060 than you do by

01:11:04.940 getting taken down

01:11:05.780 for you know

01:11:06.660 robbing a fucking

01:11:07.780 grocery store

01:11:08.480 or some shit

01:11:09.080 like it's so

01:11:09.980 backwards

01:11:10.600 like I don't even

01:11:12.100 know what fucking

01:11:12.820 timeline we're in

01:11:13.640 right now but land

01:11:14.980 a fucking

01:11:15.360 make-believe or

01:11:16.020 what oh perfect

01:11:20.960 what's the most

01:11:26.000 frustrating part

01:11:26.900 is that we have

01:11:28.860 to we have to

01:11:29.640 fix this fucking

01:11:30.400 internet oh my

01:11:33.540 god like you

01:11:35.540 would think

01:11:35.940 serious it was

01:11:36.960 like 1992

01:11:37.820 jeet security guards

01:11:43.140 jumping someone

01:11:43.760 with a dollar

01:11:44.200 hammer that's the

01:11:44.940 other thing like

01:11:45.680 if a security guard

01:11:46.740 were to ever

01:11:47.360 fucking touch me

01:11:48.980 if I ever got

01:11:50.400 accosted by a

01:11:52.540 security guard

01:11:53.460 jesus christ

01:11:55.240 you're fucking

01:11:56.140 hands off me

01:11:57.040 and if it was a

01:11:58.720 jeet

01:11:59.140 oh

01:12:00.200 well in that

01:12:02.260 particular

01:12:02.680 good that particular

01:12:05.460 one I'm pretty sure

01:12:06.080 that was the one

01:12:06.580 where he was like

01:12:07.060 slapping overhand

01:12:08.060 that was a that

01:12:10.380 was a great video

01:12:11.160 great fight

01:12:11.820 technique

01:12:12.340 um he's just

01:12:14.100 lucky it was a

01:12:14.700 tweaker that he

01:12:15.280 was like going

01:12:15.980 at because I

01:12:16.740 think anybody

01:12:17.320 else probably

01:12:18.180 would have been

01:12:18.660 able to knock

01:12:19.220 him out

01:12:19.740 would have

01:12:20.600 fucked him up

01:12:21.560 yeah that's the

01:12:22.460 thing right

01:12:23.060 like that's

01:12:25.480 pretty fucked

01:12:25.940 up

01:12:26.340 I can't

01:12:29.220 and that

01:12:30.680 that's the

01:12:31.180 other thing

01:12:31.600 actually is

01:12:32.200 why are they

01:12:32.720 all fucking

01:12:33.300 security guards

01:12:34.160 right like

01:12:35.520 it's

01:12:36.000 everywhere I've

01:12:37.740 gone if

01:12:38.640 there's like a

01:12:39.260 security team

01:12:40.260 they're all

01:12:41.980 jeet

01:12:42.320 so that their

01:12:44.300 friends can

01:12:44.820 steal

01:12:45.300 I mean I

01:12:48.600 guess yeah

01:12:49.300 but like you

01:12:50.140 go to the mall

01:12:50.720 jeet

01:12:51.120 yeah

01:12:52.920 it's like it's

01:12:57.540 almost like that's

01:12:58.260 part of their

01:12:58.900 like fucking

01:12:59.740 immigration like

01:13:02.740 are they sending

01:13:03.340 like fucking

01:13:04.080 links back

01:13:05.300 home for people

01:13:06.080 to like sign up

01:13:06.900 for security

01:13:07.460 courses and then

01:13:08.380 fucking come over

01:13:09.460 or forge them

01:13:10.440 or whatever

01:13:11.000 probably

01:13:12.660 because it just

01:13:13.400 seems like they're

01:13:14.100 flocking to it

01:13:14.980 it's weird

01:13:15.480 that's probably

01:13:19.620 what it is

01:13:20.380 I still want to

01:13:23.080 know where all

01:13:23.680 of the ones that

01:13:24.440 came over here

01:13:25.340 on their

01:13:25.840 what was it

01:13:26.960 they recorded

01:13:28.300 25,000

01:13:29.440 people that

01:13:30.020 were missing

01:13:30.440 from school

01:13:31.280 this semester

01:13:31.880 yeah they

01:13:33.220 never never

01:13:33.980 reported

01:13:34.480 yeah

01:13:36.740 well a lot

01:13:37.860 of those

01:13:38.220 might have been

01:13:38.780 some of the

01:13:39.260 ones that

01:13:39.700 fucking go

01:13:40.400 into the

01:13:40.780 states illegally

01:13:41.520 too though

01:13:42.160 because I do

01:13:42.900 know that there

01:13:43.520 is that little

01:13:44.260 scam going on

01:13:45.240 where they come

01:13:45.860 over say

01:13:46.940 they're going to

01:13:47.440 school and

01:13:48.180 then

01:13:48.660 there's uh

01:13:50.860 there was a

01:13:51.300 video of some

01:13:52.080 jeets fucking

01:13:52.680 advertising their

01:13:53.660 services on how

01:13:54.700 they can get you

01:13:55.580 across the border

01:13:56.480 like this is how

01:13:57.360 fucking dumb

01:13:57.900 they are they

01:13:58.440 post a video

01:13:59.160 online talking

01:14:00.940 about how they

01:14:02.720 can and it was

01:14:03.360 all in Punjabi

01:14:04.220 or whatever

01:14:04.780 fucking whatever

01:14:07.340 language I don't

01:14:08.740 fucking know

01:14:09.420 but what's

01:14:12.060 this yeah

01:14:14.220 and it's going

01:14:15.520 to be super

01:14:16.060 easy too that's

01:14:17.100 the problem

01:14:17.540 right yeah

01:14:18.760 yeah I mean

01:14:21.800 it's it's also

01:14:22.460 like the their

01:14:23.320 security jobs

01:14:24.360 right like

01:14:24.980 they're first

01:14:25.600 of all they're

01:14:26.060 lax on a lot

01:14:27.480 of things unless

01:14:28.180 they don't want

01:14:29.140 to be right

01:14:29.880 like they kind

01:14:31.020 of pick and

01:14:31.480 choose when

01:14:32.420 they're going to

01:14:32.760 do something

01:14:33.420 about anybody

01:14:34.640 doing something

01:14:35.480 because they

01:14:36.760 don't really

01:14:37.080 give a fuck

01:14:37.680 it's it's so

01:14:45.840 fucked well

01:14:47.820 yeah and

01:14:48.160 there's also a

01:14:48.760 lot in the

01:14:49.160 police as well

01:14:49.940 not to mention

01:14:51.920 many of those

01:14:52.900 like their

01:14:53.440 paychecks too

01:14:54.140 much too

01:14:54.680 right

01:14:54.980 oh there we

01:14:59.080 go I'm

01:14:59.440 done

01:14:59.580 you're not

01:15:01.760 supposed to

01:15:02.360 shoot for

01:15:02.700 legs you're

01:15:03.200 only supposed

01:15:03.740 to shoot if

01:15:04.420 the life is at

01:15:05.140 risk and you're

01:15:05.760 supposed to shoot

01:15:06.640 to just shot

01:15:07.640 stop

01:15:08.380 center mass

01:15:11.400 shoot them

01:15:16.500 wherever I

01:15:16.940 want

01:15:17.240 yeah I was

01:15:21.580 just going to

01:15:21.880 say like

01:15:22.220 shoot them

01:15:24.640 but they

01:15:25.900 left 10

01:15:26.440 pound weights

01:15:27.000 at the gym

01:15:27.740 yeah

01:15:29.920 oh

01:15:31.460 oh

01:15:32.100 oh

01:15:32.780 oh

01:15:33.400 stupid

01:15:34.460 can't handle

01:15:36.960 it

01:15:37.260 like I just

01:15:38.240 can't

01:15:38.560 it is funny

01:15:39.120 wish I still

01:15:42.200 had that fucking

01:15:42.860 one of that

01:15:43.460 overhand slapper

01:15:44.360 that was that

01:15:45.160 was actually

01:15:45.720 pretty funny

01:15:46.380 I will

01:15:47.700 give it

01:15:48.120 that

01:15:48.340 call me a

01:15:49.840 sniper then

01:15:50.460 Austin

01:15:50.820 because I

01:15:52.780 know I

01:15:53.600 know where

01:15:54.020 I'm aiming

01:15:54.480 for

01:15:54.880 but I

01:15:58.140 just feel

01:15:58.560 like there's

01:15:59.020 no there's

01:16:00.300 no use of

01:16:00.900 force anymore

01:16:01.500 because they're

01:16:02.180 worried about

01:16:02.840 excessive force

01:16:03.900 or whatever

01:16:04.520 like I don't

01:16:05.840 know I'm not a

01:16:06.520 police officer

01:16:07.160 yeah

01:16:07.720 I'm just

01:16:08.460 I'm saying

01:16:09.360 well and I

01:16:09.960 actually

01:16:10.400 experience

01:16:11.380 it just looks

01:16:12.960 like it's not

01:16:13.620 I think in the

01:16:14.100 Waterloo case is

01:16:15.220 probably that guy

01:16:16.240 has never fired

01:16:17.340 a gun at

01:16:17.860 anybody

01:16:18.280 and didn't

01:16:20.060 want to start

01:16:20.780 I think that's

01:16:22.880 probably what it

01:16:24.700 really came down

01:16:25.560 to is that he

01:16:26.440 himself did not

01:16:27.440 have it in him

01:16:28.280 to pull the

01:16:28.820 trigger

01:16:29.120 that's a really

01:16:30.220 bad attitude

01:16:31.060 to have if

01:16:31.780 you're going to

01:16:32.200 be a weapon

01:16:32.760 carrying police

01:16:33.820 officer that's

01:16:34.620 supposed to be

01:16:35.260 protecting and

01:16:36.000 serving just

01:16:36.900 saying if you

01:16:37.880 can't fire up

01:16:39.380 your weapon you

01:16:40.460 probably shouldn't

01:16:41.440 be carrying it

01:16:42.240 because I can

01:16:42.640 assure you

01:16:43.080 when I have

01:16:43.600 a gun I

01:16:44.660 know what I

01:16:45.080 want to do

01:16:45.500 with it

01:16:45.860 and I mean I

01:16:48.280 guess like it's

01:16:49.040 it's tough right

01:16:49.780 because like in

01:16:50.440 that situation

01:16:51.260 it's like I

01:16:53.700 mean I don't

01:16:54.100 even know what

01:16:54.560 the guy was

01:16:55.020 actually wanted

01:16:55.820 for

01:16:56.200 who knows

01:16:59.280 who cares

01:16:59.840 it doesn't

01:17:00.340 matter it's not

01:17:00.940 even about that

01:17:01.780 it's not about

01:17:02.960 that

01:17:03.400 but no but

01:17:04.540 like I'm just

01:17:05.820 saying that because

01:17:06.440 I mean it would

01:17:06.940 depend like if

01:17:07.480 it's just like a

01:17:08.320 fucking speeding

01:17:09.920 ticket it's like you

01:17:10.860 gotta like you

01:17:12.020 you want to

01:17:12.660 shoot a guy over

01:17:13.520 a speeding ticket

01:17:14.160 kind of thing

01:17:14.700 it's not about

01:17:16.600 shooting a guy

01:17:17.080 no I'm just

01:17:17.460 saying if you're

01:17:18.080 when you're in

01:17:19.840 that situation

01:17:20.400 it's going to be

01:17:21.440 a lot fucking

01:17:22.140 more difficult to

01:17:23.120 make that decision

01:17:23.980 than it is when

01:17:24.820 we're just sitting

01:17:25.420 here you know

01:17:26.160 saying well yeah

01:17:26.840 you should be

01:17:27.260 able to fire the

01:17:27.780 gun

01:17:28.000 that wants to

01:17:31.000 speak to the

01:17:31.500 second manager

01:17:32.220 no I'm just

01:17:33.140 saying that's

01:17:33.640 what I seen

01:17:34.140 out of that

01:17:34.540 guy it's like

01:17:35.760 he just didn't

01:17:36.700 want to pull

01:17:37.480 the trigger

01:17:37.980 because he

01:17:38.360 didn't want to

01:17:38.840 shoot somebody

01:17:42.020 who fucking

01:17:42.700 who is what

01:17:43.340 I'm saying

01:17:43.740 I don't care

01:17:44.500 don't be a

01:17:46.200 cop then

01:17:46.920 yeah I mean

01:17:48.340 I figure

01:17:48.880 as soon as he

01:17:49.620 comes out of

01:17:52.200 that fucking

01:17:52.620 truck with the

01:17:53.180 hatchet

01:17:53.660 green light

01:17:55.280 yes

01:17:57.320 there is a

01:17:58.880 green light

01:17:59.300 there right

01:18:00.200 totally

01:18:00.880 because obviously

01:18:02.420 he gets close

01:18:03.220 enough he's

01:18:03.780 gonna fucking

01:18:04.260 spin that

01:18:04.720 hatchet isn't

01:18:05.280 he

01:18:05.480 listen if we

01:18:08.040 can get

01:18:08.680 straight to

01:18:09.280 jail for

01:18:09.980 not even

01:18:11.240 saying but

01:18:12.880 maybe potentially

01:18:13.940 thinking about

01:18:14.800 something that

01:18:15.400 somebody might

01:18:16.100 not like it

01:18:16.780 might get

01:18:17.120 offensive then

01:18:18.660 I feel like

01:18:19.340 somebody wielding

01:18:20.280 a weapon in

01:18:21.620 public

01:18:22.160 that's a very

01:18:25.580 astute observation

01:18:26.640 in some

01:18:27.160 state

01:18:28.680 we didn't need

01:18:31.220 security for

01:18:31.740 well yeah

01:18:32.300 listen

01:18:33.280 yeah

01:18:34.520 we also

01:18:40.680 didn't need

01:18:41.240 a lot like

01:18:41.760 yeah

01:18:42.240 it's fucking

01:18:43.660 ridiculous

01:18:44.120 we also didn't

01:18:45.140 have to pay

01:18:45.580 such high taxes

01:18:46.300 before we also

01:18:47.260 didn't have to

01:18:47.840 pay for a lot

01:18:48.920 of things that

01:18:49.440 we have to pay

01:18:50.040 for now

01:18:50.660 because now

01:18:51.540 the fucking

01:18:51.960 jeets are

01:18:52.500 here

01:18:52.820 yeah well

01:18:55.360 how about

01:18:55.680 how about

01:18:56.080 car insurance

01:18:56.720 rates right

01:18:57.580 car insurance

01:18:58.340 rates are going

01:18:58.900 up because

01:18:59.380 not only are

01:19:00.020 certain vehicles

01:19:00.680 being stolen

01:19:01.360 more often

01:19:02.140 but you've

01:19:02.620 also got

01:19:03.040 like the

01:19:03.840 accidents

01:19:04.500 you've got

01:19:05.380 like everything

01:19:06.960 else and

01:19:07.800 it is

01:19:08.820 absolutely

01:19:09.600 them bringing

01:19:10.820 up those

01:19:11.420 fucking costs

01:19:12.300 right

01:19:12.680 100%

01:19:13.360 absolutely

01:19:14.360 100%

01:19:15.440 and it has

01:19:15.960 been the whole

01:19:16.380 time

01:19:16.800 everybody was

01:19:18.220 like oh it's

01:19:18.820 not gonna

01:19:19.220 happen

01:19:19.840 you're racist

01:19:20.820 blah blah blah

01:19:22.180 you know

01:19:24.460 1998

01:19:25.540 don't say that

01:19:27.040 they're here

01:19:28.540 for their

01:19:29.160 war

01:19:29.500 country

01:19:30.200 yeah but other

01:19:32.640 people drive like

01:19:33.420 shit too

01:19:33.920 that's the excuse

01:19:34.940 right

01:19:35.240 so oh because

01:19:36.600 other people

01:19:37.120 drive like shit

01:19:37.880 we should just

01:19:39.000 allow a whole

01:19:39.580 bunch more

01:19:40.080 people that

01:19:40.580 drive like shit

01:19:41.260 to come over

01:19:41.840 here and drive

01:19:42.300 like shit

01:19:42.620 no you shame

01:19:43.420 the people

01:19:43.960 that drive like

01:19:44.640 shit

01:19:44.800 that's why you

01:19:45.400 take away

01:19:45.960 their fucking

01:19:46.460 driver's license

01:19:47.480 these people

01:19:48.800 don't even have

01:19:49.460 a license to

01:19:50.160 begin with

01:19:50.800 yeah no

01:19:52.860 they're idiots

01:19:53.360 you can't

01:19:57.460 punish somebody

01:19:58.300 for something

01:19:58.900 that they

01:19:59.400 don't understand

01:20:00.200 right

01:20:00.980 like again

01:20:02.820 it's just

01:20:03.340 like you

01:20:03.820 can't

01:20:04.660 they're

01:20:04.980 they're

01:20:05.380 they're

01:20:05.740 taking

01:20:06.080 they're

01:20:06.420 giving them

01:20:06.820 tickets

01:20:07.200 and they're

01:20:07.540 and

01:20:07.880 and

01:20:08.540 they're

01:20:08.900 telling them

01:20:09.380 that they're

01:20:09.680 not supposed

01:20:10.180 to do

01:20:10.560 something

01:20:10.920 or whatever

01:20:11.640 and it's

01:20:12.100 like it

01:20:12.640 doesn't matter

01:20:13.300 they can't

01:20:13.820 read the

01:20:14.280 signs

01:20:14.920 well and

01:20:16.500 they don't

01:20:17.020 speak English

01:20:17.720 they don't

01:20:18.420 read so of

01:20:19.340 course they're

01:20:19.860 not like

01:20:20.300 that's

01:20:20.820 and of

01:20:23.100 course they

01:20:23.620 don't care

01:20:24.340 that's the

01:20:25.220 whole point

01:20:25.980 yeah

01:20:26.860 they are like

01:20:29.020 vermin

01:20:29.920 painfully obvious

01:20:30.980 somehow have

01:20:32.520 been allowed

01:20:33.480 to take over

01:20:34.780 actual parts

01:20:37.140 of our society

01:20:38.420 where for

01:20:39.380 some reason

01:20:40.160 and worse

01:20:41.380 yet

01:20:41.740 and worse

01:20:44.320 yet we have

01:20:44.880 political parties

01:20:45.820 fighting over

01:20:46.500 which group of

01:20:47.320 them they

01:20:47.680 like

01:20:48.040 right

01:20:49.520 it's like

01:20:50.880 dumber

01:20:51.320 like they

01:20:52.320 legitimately

01:20:53.760 are trying to

01:20:54.580 compete to be

01:20:55.280 the smartest

01:20:55.800 kid on the

01:20:56.440 fucking short

01:20:57.160 bus

01:20:57.580 yeah it's

01:20:58.540 insane

01:20:58.880 I don't

01:21:00.900 give a shit

01:21:01.360 though

01:21:01.600 like I've

01:21:02.080 always said

01:21:02.600 whether you're

01:21:03.400 talking Sikh

01:21:04.120 or Hindu

01:21:04.600 it's like

01:21:05.400 arguing about

01:21:06.140 shit

01:21:06.440 right

01:21:07.520 whether it's

01:21:09.180 solid or

01:21:09.720 the runs

01:21:10.320 at the end

01:21:10.800 of the day

01:21:11.180 you're still

01:21:11.640 arguing about

01:21:12.360 shit

01:21:12.660 same with

01:21:18.820 Pakistan too

01:21:19.680 they're all

01:21:20.200 like

01:21:20.600 bullshit

01:21:22.320 they're all

01:21:23.640 in it

01:21:23.920 together

01:21:24.320 yeah

01:21:25.820 Pakistan

01:21:29.260 slightly

01:21:29.840 worse

01:21:30.220 though

01:21:30.420 I will

01:21:30.720 give it

01:21:31.000 that

01:21:31.260 a lot

01:21:32.120 more

01:21:32.340 cousin

01:21:32.620 fucking

01:21:32.980 over

01:21:33.200 there

01:21:33.440 which

01:21:34.820 makes

01:21:35.060 it

01:21:35.200 funnier

01:21:35.540 that that

01:21:35.960 chick

01:21:36.140 got shot

01:21:36.580 down

01:21:36.880 by

01:21:37.200 the

01:21:37.640 Pakistani

01:21:38.120 boy

01:21:38.500 obviously

01:21:42.600 here we

01:21:44.140 are

01:21:44.840 at least

01:21:45.560 she's back

01:21:45.980 home now

01:21:46.400 that's good

01:21:46.980 I see we're

01:21:49.040 heading towards

01:21:49.580 the

01:21:49.820 she's heading

01:21:51.860 home

01:21:52.340 we don't know

01:21:52.960 if she's

01:21:53.360 actually

01:21:53.740 home

01:21:54.100 no there was

01:21:54.800 another headline

01:21:55.440 that says

01:21:55.800 she is

01:21:56.200 home

01:21:56.460 she's

01:21:57.500 returned

01:21:58.180 finally

01:21:58.720 is she

01:22:02.460 in a

01:22:02.780 out of

01:22:03.520 their

01:22:03.680 is she

01:22:05.940 on like

01:22:06.220 a hold

01:22:06.680 out of

01:22:06.980 any sort

01:22:07.500 or

01:22:07.820 I

01:22:09.380 it's a

01:22:11.240 good

01:22:11.360 question

01:22:11.840 but

01:22:12.720 see where

01:22:14.240 she goes

01:22:14.540 she's a

01:22:14.860 prime

01:22:15.080 candidate

01:22:15.480 for a

01:22:15.980 72 hour

01:22:16.980 psych hold

01:22:17.560 just to

01:22:18.160 see what

01:22:18.620 what

01:22:18.880 there

01:22:19.160 I mean

01:22:20.400 I would

01:22:20.700 say prime

01:22:21.120 candidate

01:22:21.440 for a lot

01:22:21.940 more than

01:22:22.340 72 hours

01:22:23.160 but

01:22:23.600 we'll

01:22:25.500 we'll

01:22:25.800 see I'm

01:22:26.280 curious what

01:22:27.060 she's going

01:22:27.400 to do

01:22:27.720 with her

01:22:28.100 little

01:22:28.340 viral

01:22:28.720 fame

01:22:29.140 get an

01:22:30.360 interview

01:22:30.700 with her

01:22:31.180 yeah

01:22:32.020 let's

01:22:33.100 try and

01:22:33.380 get her

01:22:33.620 on the

01:22:33.880 show

01:22:34.200 unbelievable

01:22:36.320 let's

01:22:37.500 hear her

01:22:37.800 going

01:22:38.000 listen

01:22:38.400 you talk

01:22:39.220 too much

01:22:40.040 just send

01:22:42.460 her something

01:22:42.900 that says

01:22:43.360 dirk

01:22:43.620 or dirk

01:22:43.960 or muhammad

01:22:44.500 jihad

01:22:44.840 and she'll

01:22:46.180 probably just

01:22:46.860 be

01:22:47.120 praise to

01:22:48.320 Allah

01:22:48.720 tell her

01:22:49.560 we found

01:22:49.960 her

01:22:50.180 Pakistani

01:22:54.020 husband

01:22:54.560 to the

01:22:55.940 law

01:22:56.320 she doesn't

01:22:57.060 even know

01:22:57.440 what she's

01:22:57.920 saying

01:22:58.220 which is

01:22:58.580 the best

01:22:58.920 part

01:22:59.220 ever

01:22:59.680 I love

01:23:02.480 going

01:23:02.780 actually

01:23:03.500 that's my

01:23:03.980 favorite

01:23:04.240 when he's

01:23:05.420 in that

01:23:05.740 press conference

01:23:06.480 and he's

01:23:06.980 talking

01:23:07.360 and she's

01:23:07.920 just like

01:23:08.280 I hope

01:23:08.900 he's saying

01:23:09.500 the right

01:23:10.020 things

01:23:10.720 yeah she

01:23:12.740 has no

01:23:13.260 clue

01:23:13.680 not

01:23:15.140 she has

01:23:15.460 no idea

01:23:16.000 what that

01:23:16.320 is

01:23:16.940 great again

01:23:17.960 but I have

01:23:18.360 no idea

01:23:18.800 what the

01:23:19.060 fuck

01:23:19.240 this guy

01:23:19.660 is saying

01:23:20.840 and she

01:23:25.600 seems to

01:23:26.020 only know

01:23:26.440 about a

01:23:26.820 couple of

01:23:27.220 places

01:23:27.540 which is

01:23:28.480 also super

01:23:29.080 cute

01:23:29.480 love that

01:23:32.920 yeah right

01:23:33.460 I wonder

01:23:34.100 how much

01:23:34.480 money she

01:23:34.880 got too

01:23:35.320 and she

01:23:35.580 thinks

01:23:36.780 none

01:23:37.800 I guarantee

01:23:41.320 she didn't

01:23:41.780 get any

01:23:42.300 come on

01:23:43.520 well there's

01:23:46.280 one video

01:23:46.920 of her like

01:23:47.600 counting all

01:23:48.140 the cash

01:23:48.560 that she

01:23:48.900 has

01:23:49.220 I feel

01:23:50.000 like they

01:23:50.280 paid her

01:23:50.600 to leave

01:23:50.980 but I feel

01:23:52.440 like they

01:23:52.760 paid her

01:23:53.260 in their

01:23:55.960 money

01:23:56.360 which is

01:23:56.880 like

01:23:57.280 worth

01:23:58.800 nothing

01:23:59.280 she

01:24:00.060 probably

01:24:00.480 that would

01:24:00.820 suck

01:24:01.260 I can

01:24:02.980 absolutely

01:24:03.600 leave

01:24:04.220 yeah I

01:24:08.040 would pay

01:24:08.440 her to

01:24:08.740 leave

01:24:08.960 that's not

01:24:11.000 even a

01:24:11.280 question

01:24:11.760 like

01:24:14.280 fucking

01:24:14.720 yes

01:24:15.100 take my

01:24:15.560 money

01:24:15.740 and go

01:24:16.160 just get

01:24:17.280 the fuck

01:24:17.700 out of

01:24:17.980 here

01:24:18.180 like I

01:24:20.560 said it's

01:24:20.980 super bad

01:24:21.600 when you get

01:24:22.100 ghosted by a

01:24:22.840 Pakistani

01:24:23.220 boy

01:24:23.660 right

01:24:24.280 it's pretty

01:24:30.500 good

01:24:30.820 I think

01:24:33.360 we should

01:24:33.580 try and

01:24:33.860 get an

01:24:34.120 interview

01:24:34.440 that'd be

01:24:35.240 funny

01:24:35.820 tell her

01:24:37.880 we'll

01:24:38.040 send her

01:24:38.340 money

01:24:38.680 it's so

01:24:43.920 good

01:24:44.300 yeah right

01:24:45.160 yeah

01:24:47.240 we'll give

01:24:47.920 you 2,000

01:24:48.620 a week

01:24:49.100 you can

01:24:50.060 make Canada

01:24:50.620 great

01:24:50.960 again

01:24:51.380 that's so

01:24:56.300 cute

01:24:56.640 or it

01:24:58.140 would be

01:24:58.380 super

01:24:58.620 funny

01:24:58.960 give it

01:24:59.980 to her

01:25:00.200 give it

01:25:00.900 to her

01:25:01.080 in

01:25:01.180 Canadian

01:25:01.560 dollars

01:25:01.940 it'll

01:25:02.240 probably

01:25:02.500 be worse

01:25:02.880 than the

01:25:03.160 packy

01:25:03.500 ones

01:25:03.780 I'm gonna

01:25:18.740 do something

01:25:19.260 quickly

01:25:19.760 what

01:25:21.440 well here

01:25:22.600 I'm gonna

01:25:23.120 I'll fucking

01:25:24.020 toss a song

01:25:24.980 on then

01:25:25.520 because I'm

01:25:25.900 gonna go

01:25:26.100 make

01:25:26.300 okay

01:25:26.620 okay

01:25:28.120 do that

01:25:28.760 we'll be

01:25:29.060 back in

01:25:29.440 like four

01:25:29.840 minutes

01:25:30.120 guys

01:25:30.440 yeah

01:25:31.280 just

01:25:31.580 fucking

01:25:31.980 hold on

01:25:32.580 here

01:25:33.780 where'd I

01:25:34.260 leave

01:25:34.480 off

01:25:34.760 there we

01:25:36.040 go

01:25:36.320 we'll go

01:25:38.040 with that

01:25:38.360 turn the

01:25:48.480 quiet up

01:25:49.280 turn the

01:25:50.960 noise down

01:25:51.920 let this

01:25:53.640 old world

01:25:54.900 just spin

01:25:56.100 around

01:25:56.580 I wanna

01:25:58.280 feel it

01:25:58.940 sway

01:25:59.620 wanna feel

01:26:01.180 it sway

01:26:01.880 put some

01:26:03.880 feel good

01:26:05.140 in my

01:26:06.060 soul

01:26:06.760 drank a

01:26:09.280 little

01:26:09.480 drink

01:26:09.980 smoke

01:26:10.340 a little

01:26:10.700 smoke

01:26:11.540 want a

01:26:15.780 little more

01:26:16.300 right

01:26:16.760 and a

01:26:18.240 little less

01:26:18.780 left

01:26:19.320 a little

01:26:20.580 more right

01:26:21.220 now

01:26:21.860 a little

01:26:23.060 less

01:26:23.420 what's

01:26:23.780 next

01:26:24.260 act like

01:26:25.940 tomorrow's

01:26:27.720 ten years

01:26:28.440 way

01:26:29.180 just

01:26:30.760 kick

01:26:31.140 back

01:26:31.560 and

01:26:31.780 let

01:26:32.120 the

01:26:32.400 feeling

01:26:32.840 flow

01:26:33.840 drank

01:26:36.340 a little

01:26:36.700 drink

01:26:37.180 smoke

01:26:37.580 a little

01:26:37.940 smoke

01:26:38.480 yeah

01:26:40.840 I set

01:26:46.940 myself

01:26:47.800 for a

01:26:48.540 new

01:26:48.940 direction

01:26:50.100 but

01:26:50.680 don't

01:26:51.000 win

01:26:51.460 God

01:26:52.100 in

01:26:52.760 my

01:26:53.080 way

01:26:53.720 I

01:26:56.460 changed

01:26:56.840 my

01:26:57.120 course

01:26:57.720 but

01:26:58.040 my

01:26:58.440 definition

01:26:59.940 of

01:27:00.540 change

01:27:01.440 just

01:27:02.100 ain't

01:27:02.460 the

01:27:02.960 same

01:27:04.580 I'm

01:27:04.940 gonna

01:27:05.120 sit

01:27:05.400 around

01:27:05.740 here

01:27:06.140 stay

01:27:07.540 away

01:27:07.840 from

01:27:08.020 there

01:27:08.500 I'm

01:27:09.880 gonna

01:27:10.080 make

01:27:10.400 pretend

01:27:10.920 I

01:27:12.340 just

01:27:12.640 don't

01:27:13.020 care

01:27:13.520 I

01:27:14.960 could

01:27:15.320 get

01:27:15.720 up

01:27:16.380 go

01:27:17.460 get

01:27:17.760 a

01:27:17.940 bag

01:27:18.360 or

01:27:20.560 maybe

01:27:21.080 I'll

01:27:21.600 just

01:27:22.100 let

01:27:22.580 her

01:27:22.760 go

01:27:23.460 drank

01:27:25.800 a

01:27:25.940 little

01:27:26.140 drank

01:27:26.640 smoke

01:27:27.000 a

01:27:27.160 little

01:27:27.360 smoke

01:27:28.060 yeah

01:27:30.200 yeah

01:27:35.240 go

01:27:37.240 get

01:27:37.540 a

01:27:37.720 bag

01:27:38.200 oh

01:27:39.780 drag

01:27:45.620 a

01:27:45.760 little

01:27:45.960 drank

01:27:46.480 smoke

01:27:46.820 a

01:27:47.000 little

01:27:47.260 smoke

01:27:48.240 drag

01:27:53.000 a

01:27:53.180 little

01:27:53.400 drank

01:27:53.920 smoke

01:27:54.240 a

01:27:54.380 little

01:27:54.580 smoke

01:27:55.160 kick

01:27:58.300 back

01:27:58.700 get

01:27:58.860 the

01:27:59.020 blues

01:27:59.320 spin

01:27:59.660 break

01:28:00.440 out

01:28:00.680 the

01:28:00.860 wine

01:28:01.220 forget

01:28:01.600 again

01:28:02.320 dig

01:28:03.000 down

01:28:03.320 deep

01:28:03.660 find

01:28:04.220 my

01:28:04.500 stash

01:28:04.940 light

01:28:05.540 it

01:28:05.860 up

01:28:06.160 take

01:28:06.680 me

01:28:06.960 back

01:28:07.580 kick

01:28:08.220 back

01:28:08.560 give

01:28:08.760 a

01:28:08.900 blues

01:28:09.200 a

01:28:09.340 spin

01:28:09.780 break

01:28:10.340 out

01:28:10.580 the

01:28:10.740 wine

01:28:11.060 spaghet

01:28:11.700 again

01:28:12.260 dig

01:28:12.900 down

01:28:13.200 deep

01:28:13.560 find

01:28:14.100 my

01:28:14.380 stash

01:28:14.840 light

01:28:15.440 it up

01:28:16.060 memory

01:28:16.740 crash

01:28:17.400 oh no

01:28:18.120 I don't

01:28:18.780 know

01:28:19.120 baby

01:28:19.780 break

01:28:20.680 break

01:28:22.840 break

01:28:22.860 rock

01:28:24.400 rock

01:28:24.420 and roll

01:28:25.200 drink

01:28:27.640 a little

01:28:28.000 drink

01:28:28.480 smoke

01:28:28.860 a little

01:28:29.260 smoke

01:28:30.100 smoke

01:28:36.620 smoke

01:28:39.340 smoke

01:28:41.200 yeah

01:28:41.960 word

01:28:57.220 something like that

01:28:58.540 What are you

01:29:01.800 going on about here?

01:29:04.440 What the fuck are you talking about?

01:29:07.780 He's coming.

01:29:11.420 Yeah.

01:29:12.120 You don't.

01:29:13.040 Oh, cheese and crackers.

01:29:14.220 No.

01:29:14.720 No.

01:29:17.280 He's not coming.

01:29:19.360 He says he is.

01:29:21.920 Apparently.

01:29:23.400 I might have to have a sweater, too.

01:29:25.740 For some reason, getting cool in here.

01:29:27.920 And I thought I turned my heat up.

01:29:32.440 All right, then.

01:29:33.720 When it's supposed to get warmer, not colder.

01:29:36.740 So.

01:29:37.880 Oh, and I'm sliding right out of my chair.

01:29:39.680 See that?

01:29:40.400 I try and sit in it, and I'm just sliding right out.

01:29:43.180 We're hoping for that.

01:29:45.320 That would be.

01:29:48.560 Slide right out.

01:29:49.280 No one's actually hoping for it.

01:29:52.100 Okay.

01:29:52.880 Well.

01:29:54.160 I wouldn't say no one.

01:29:57.920 You know.

01:30:00.880 Not exactly no one.

01:30:04.940 Someone.

01:30:05.800 For sure.

01:30:07.880 Now what are you doing?

01:30:12.820 Getting another.

01:30:14.100 One didn't work.

01:30:15.800 Jesus.

01:30:17.420 Who's that?

01:30:19.620 All right.

01:30:20.320 Well.

01:30:22.780 Might as well go off the rails.

01:30:25.060 There you go.

01:30:25.720 Always muted.

01:30:26.520 Unmute him.

01:30:27.140 All right.

01:30:29.520 All right.

01:30:30.640 There.

01:30:31.040 There you go.

01:30:31.300 You got on mute there, Chris.

01:30:33.180 There you go.

01:30:34.740 All right, Chris.

01:30:35.660 All right.

01:30:35.880 No.

01:30:38.980 Don't worry, meow.

01:30:42.720 All right.

01:30:44.240 I drank a lot of beer yesterday.

01:30:45.520 Holy shit.

01:30:46.680 Oh, yeah?

01:30:47.600 Oh, because it was Sunday.

01:30:48.640 Yeah.

01:30:50.240 Yeah.

01:30:50.280 Just, yeah.

01:30:53.840 I don't know.

01:30:56.360 They're almost.

01:30:57.160 That's what you do on a Sunday?

01:30:59.320 Almost a whole case.

01:31:00.560 At least 20 beers I had in a pack back there yesterday.

01:31:03.160 All day, though.

01:31:05.080 Well, that's not bad.

01:31:06.580 Yeah.

01:31:08.240 Yeah.

01:31:08.640 That's what I'm doing up in there.

01:31:11.580 Yeah.

01:31:11.980 20 beers in an afternoon isn't that big of a deal.

01:31:14.260 So, I mean, some days they go down better than others.

01:31:19.940 Yeah.

01:31:20.440 Amen.

01:31:21.140 Like, that's why I feel like that.

01:31:22.880 But some days it's not a big deal.

01:31:24.700 Like, I have definitely sat there and thought, yeah, like a case of kokanee is good.

01:31:31.280 And then all of a sudden I go to grab one and it's the last one at the bottom of the case.

01:31:38.680 Do that thing with, like, your hand where you're, like, excuse me.

01:31:41.820 Grab the room.

01:31:45.980 Yeah.

01:31:47.080 And then you have to drink, like, a Keith's or something, you know?

01:31:50.820 No.

01:31:54.080 Hey, happy dog.

01:31:56.100 Go all alone.

01:31:59.840 Hello.

01:32:00.120 Hello there.

01:32:00.740 Oh, okay.

01:32:01.460 This is what we were talking about.

01:32:04.340 You can stream.

01:32:08.560 Johnny.

01:32:09.340 Poor Johnny.

01:32:10.120 You can stream this onto your channel, eh?

01:32:12.140 Did you know you could do that?

01:32:14.180 What?

01:32:14.580 Me?

01:32:15.480 Yeah.

01:32:16.680 Stream this onto House of Bad Infos?

01:32:19.680 Yeah.

01:32:20.940 What the fuck do we do that?

01:32:22.820 Because you have a graveyard.

01:32:24.260 Yeah, but you guys got your own thing going, man.

01:32:27.080 No, no.

01:32:27.600 I'm just saying, like, when you come on here, you can actually stream this onto your, like,

01:32:35.820 you can go live on your channel at the same time.

01:32:38.040 Oh, want to try it out?

01:32:44.220 Did it work?

01:32:45.500 I don't know how to tell you how to do it from here.

01:32:48.560 I don't know.

01:32:49.080 And I feel like Dobby's internet's being stupid.

01:32:54.360 Yeah, yeah.

01:32:54.700 I'll show you how to do it.

01:32:56.580 Let's go down, plug shit, and plug it back in again.

01:32:59.140 Yeah, it's horrible.

01:33:01.240 That was not good either.

01:33:04.160 Uh-oh.

01:33:05.040 I dropped my lighter into the event.

01:33:08.040 Damn it.

01:33:08.640 It's not a good day.

01:33:12.860 Actually, it is a good day.

01:33:13.900 The Jeep started.

01:33:14.820 I got my door fixed.

01:33:17.000 Yeah.

01:33:17.900 So I can now get out.

01:33:19.800 I don't have to do, like, Cirque du Soleil getting in the passenger side.

01:33:23.260 I can now get out.

01:33:23.660 Yeah, that would be annoying, man.

01:33:25.340 Fuck.

01:33:25.580 Yeah, I'm not that.

01:33:30.740 I'm still pretty flexible.

01:33:32.140 So, like, I was good.

01:33:34.700 But at the same time, it's not always the easiest thing to get from one side to the other with a giant, you know, gear shifter and all the fun things.

01:33:46.480 So I'm glad that's fixed.

01:33:48.080 That was a good thing.

01:33:51.780 So, anyway.

01:33:53.240 Oh, it says right up in the top right corner.

01:33:54.840 It says, stream this to your audience.

01:33:57.200 What?

01:33:58.220 See?

01:33:59.380 Like, right in front of my fucking face.

01:34:00.840 I'm looking around at the bottom.

01:34:02.500 Because you've got streaming.

01:34:03.500 Yeah, because it goes into your stream yard.

01:34:05.080 So there you go.

01:34:07.260 So see what happens.

01:34:08.760 I'm going to click some buttons here.

01:34:10.000 So if I disappear.

01:34:10.820 All right.

01:34:11.760 All right.

01:34:12.520 Button click.

01:34:13.200 I'm going to try to not get yeeted out of this fucking chair.

01:34:16.680 Because that's all I'm doing on this whole stream.

01:34:19.560 It's just desperately trying to not get yeeted.

01:34:22.480 Because every time I move, the chair moves and I'm scared again.

01:34:26.000 Like, PTSD from the fucking goddamn chair.

01:34:34.760 Y'all.

01:34:35.420 I feel like everyone is just waiting patiently to see me fucking get smoked.

01:34:43.380 I don't blame you.

01:34:44.860 Any of you.

01:34:45.540 I can't believe I spelt faffle wrong.

01:34:48.340 I wasn't looking up when I was typing.

01:34:50.760 What?

01:34:51.500 Well, sometimes the buttons don't.

01:34:52.900 I've got to hit them harder or something, man.

01:34:54.560 Fucking.

01:34:57.800 That should be it.

01:35:05.740 Did you get it?

01:35:07.560 It says save.

01:35:08.540 So I'm saving.

01:35:09.640 Oh.

01:35:10.420 I see it.

01:35:11.620 Yeah.

01:35:12.520 I see it on the top.

01:35:14.320 Yep.

01:35:16.200 It says, yes, you are live on YouTube.

01:35:20.780 All right.

01:35:21.080 So now we have to be kind of careful.

01:35:24.500 No.

01:35:26.920 Oh, yeah.

01:35:27.740 See you on live.

01:35:28.280 Look at that.

01:35:29.160 I haven't done this before.

01:35:30.280 It's new.

01:35:31.480 Fun, right?

01:35:35.280 Interesting.

01:35:37.740 Oh, yeah.

01:35:38.300 There I am.

01:35:38.660 Yeah, I might as well give myself a like while I'm here.

01:35:44.480 That's funny.

01:35:46.200 Might as well give myself a like.

01:35:48.320 Right.

01:35:52.320 So I don't have two screens going.

01:35:55.120 I'll just go back and check in and see if anybody's saying anything.

01:36:02.060 Good.

01:36:02.840 Are you back?

01:36:03.480 You're fine?

01:36:05.280 All right.

01:36:05.420 Oh, me.

01:36:05.780 She means asking what is Chris's channel.

01:36:07.480 Maybe.

01:36:07.780 Yeah.

01:36:07.900 I already started the round.

01:36:10.100 There you go.

01:36:10.620 Good.

01:36:13.320 Yeah.

01:36:13.720 Put the channel in the chat, Chris.

01:36:15.800 That's already.

01:36:16.360 Koala Mama's already on.

01:36:17.880 Oh, good.

01:36:18.460 Okay.

01:36:19.620 Superb.

01:36:19.980 Superb.

01:36:21.300 No, it's not on YouTube.

01:36:23.400 He hasn't been able to figure out Rumble yet.

01:36:26.340 I did.

01:36:26.820 But then I forgot.

01:36:27.600 And then I forgot again.

01:36:29.400 Yeah.

01:36:29.760 So we're streaming on his channel now, too.

01:36:31.760 You see that?

01:36:34.440 Apparently.

01:36:36.320 Yeah.

01:36:37.900 Oh, yeah.

01:36:38.660 I do.

01:36:39.080 Yes, I do.

01:36:40.140 All right.

01:36:40.720 Whatever.

01:36:41.060 Fun, right?

01:36:41.520 Let's get him banned.

01:36:43.020 Yeah.

01:36:43.260 My comment section is open.

01:36:48.180 All right.

01:36:49.320 Let's get him banned.

01:36:51.240 Oh, no.

01:36:51.680 There's Purple Reign's on there.

01:36:52.880 There you go.

01:36:53.320 Okay.

01:36:54.960 Yeah.

01:36:55.440 See?

01:36:56.320 We should be able to go to Entropy, too.

01:36:58.480 But Johnny's.

01:37:01.400 Yeah.

01:37:01.720 Yeah, I should do it.

01:37:03.000 Here.

01:37:03.340 Why don't I do it?

01:37:03.960 Just you quiet there.

01:37:06.320 All right.

01:37:07.300 Did you just say I could do it?

01:37:09.680 No problem.

01:37:12.620 I'll do it.

01:37:13.820 Yeah, man.

01:37:14.160 You can do whatever you want.

01:37:15.720 Whoops.

01:37:16.480 Listen.

01:37:17.120 You stop telling me what to do.

01:37:18.980 I'm not going to argue.

01:37:20.720 Fuck, I'm just going to turn my heat down, man.

01:37:21.980 It's fucking hot in here.

01:37:23.460 See?

01:37:23.940 I'm freezing.

01:37:26.080 I will tell you what to do.

01:37:29.100 Be quiet.

01:37:31.340 Is it now?

01:37:33.800 Yoink.

01:37:36.260 Start.

01:37:37.040 I don't get to control mine, so it doesn't matter.

01:37:41.240 Where do I get to control me again?

01:37:43.860 Yoink.

01:37:46.260 You're yoinking.

01:37:48.240 I'm trying to find the...

01:37:50.140 Oh, I can't.

01:37:53.540 I have no idea if it's going to work or not.

01:37:56.560 What?

01:38:00.700 Are you in rumble?

01:38:02.160 Or entropy, I mean?

01:38:08.320 What?

01:38:09.740 No.

01:38:10.180 No.

01:38:10.240 So, if they comment on...

01:38:22.020 Experiment while we're live, why not?

01:38:26.280 Yeah, what...

01:38:27.180 Can you send me in the private chat?

01:38:28.980 Can you send the...

01:38:30.800 The URL so I can put it in entropy?

01:38:33.620 And let's see if our entropy works.

01:38:35.060 Okay, say that again, because I didn't catch the first part.

01:38:42.200 Put the stream URL, like send me the stream key or whatever, on the private chat so that I can put it into our entropy channel and see if that works.

01:38:52.340 If y'all haven't followed us on entropy, we set up an entropy channel.

01:38:59.720 Clearly, we're trying to make it work.

01:39:01.300 Isn't it just the link of the stream on rumble?

01:39:06.960 Like, that's what I don't know what to put in there.

01:39:08.860 Because the stream key you get from entropy, and I've already put that into stream here.

01:39:13.200 Which is why we can pick it as a destination, but how to actually get a live started on entropy is what I don't know.

01:39:22.020 So, maybe it's just the link to the rumble live?

01:39:29.160 I have no idea.

01:39:32.220 I don't know either.

01:39:34.620 Missy means a girl, right?

01:39:39.720 Missy, me, I'm assuming, is a girl, right?

01:39:41.820 Well, can't you ask them if they're unvaccinated?

01:39:44.200 Everybody was alerted for vaccinated, so you should be able to ask them if they're unvaccinated, right?

01:39:55.000 Oh, that is the sweetest.

01:39:57.120 I can't offer my services.

01:39:58.560 I'll get in trouble.

01:40:07.640 We both went for it.

01:40:10.820 Oh, you're funny.

01:40:11.820 Let's put that one back.

01:40:13.900 You should be painting the kids, is what you should.

01:40:21.660 Keep it on the paper.

01:40:25.140 Yeah, painting's fun.

01:40:27.280 Dealing with the neighbor's kids once in a while in the summertime.

01:40:29.780 We got the paints.

01:40:30.440 We got all that shit.

01:40:32.380 Watercolors, brushes, and all kinds of paper.

01:40:36.080 We have a blast.

01:40:37.160 They're pretty creative, man.

01:40:38.120 Good.

01:40:40.520 Good.

01:40:43.020 It brings out their creative side.

01:40:44.460 It's always good to do that once in a while.

01:40:53.500 Well, Missy, me, I'll give you a massage.

01:40:55.800 No happy ending, though.

01:40:56.840 I'm not allowed.

01:40:57.960 But charge a case of beer for it.

01:41:00.540 There you go.

01:41:05.720 I knew that was coming.

01:41:10.420 What?

01:41:12.780 Me volunteering for a massage.

01:41:14.860 Yeah.

01:41:15.460 Well, no, I just want to be happy.

01:41:16.700 Oh, fuck.

01:41:23.180 I can't even behave myself.

01:41:26.580 Everybody's behaving themselves.

01:41:28.260 What the fuck?

01:41:28.760 It's a Monday.

01:41:29.440 What's going on?

01:41:30.620 Does that work?

01:41:33.320 Freaking Mondays.

01:41:35.520 Nope.

01:41:36.480 That doesn't work.

01:41:37.440 Okay.

01:41:38.020 I don't know how to do this.

01:41:39.500 I don't know what to do.

01:41:42.900 Freaking figure it out.

01:41:44.080 I'm figuring it out right now.

01:41:46.920 I'm trying to figure it out right now.

01:41:48.720 You guys talk amongst yourselves.

01:41:50.620 I'm figuring it out.

01:41:52.860 Okay.

01:41:54.120 I'm like, it's going to roll.

01:41:54.900 Not even.

01:41:55.560 They're rolling.

01:41:56.380 Let's come on up.

01:41:58.400 See?

01:42:01.700 Did you figure it out?

01:42:03.300 You got it figured out?

01:42:04.200 No.

01:42:06.060 Nothing figured out.

01:42:08.500 I did.

01:42:10.720 Apparently, I did not.

01:42:14.080 I don't know how to figure it out.

01:42:19.420 That's the problem.

01:42:20.440 Listen.

01:42:22.700 Don't know what's happening now.

01:42:27.300 Can I send it here?

01:42:32.920 Yeah.

01:42:37.860 Take it.

01:42:38.460 Oh.

01:42:42.260 See?

01:42:42.840 Now he...

01:42:43.800 Well, you guys are stuck with me.

01:42:46.720 Happy Monday, y'all.

01:42:51.820 I guess.

01:42:57.020 Okay.

01:42:57.460 I want you to airdrop.

01:43:01.340 What is my airdrop?

01:43:03.020 The airdrop.

01:43:05.520 You know, I wish things would just work the way they're supposed to.

01:43:09.960 My devices.

01:43:11.520 You're close enough.

01:43:12.800 You're touching the screen.

01:43:16.560 Can someone make my airdrop?

01:43:18.680 Airdrop?

01:43:19.260 You need to, like, totally, like, figure it out, right?

01:43:28.560 No.

01:43:29.140 Honestly.

01:43:30.920 Where the fuck are you going now?

01:43:31.940 Is that actually what I sound like?

01:43:33.660 You sound fine.

01:43:35.600 Trying to get his stuff back.

01:43:39.400 Is he still freezing up and shit?

01:43:40.940 You look fine.

01:43:41.480 Now you're doing all right.

01:43:43.060 This could work.

01:43:46.100 All right.

01:43:47.480 You're beautiful.

01:43:47.920 Just stop moving, and nobody will notice if he frees or not.

01:43:55.580 That's funny.

01:44:01.140 Daniel Berry's sports highlights.

01:44:03.320 There we go.

01:44:04.000 Good day.

01:44:08.240 Oh, there it is.

01:44:09.300 Okay.

01:44:10.940 This?

01:44:13.100 I think I got it.

01:44:15.960 Oh.

01:44:16.260 You trying to go to entropy?

01:44:18.480 Well, I'm trying to do a couple of things here.

01:44:20.740 Yeah, apparently.

01:44:25.720 What?

01:44:26.120 You're trying to multitask?

01:44:29.920 Did you say focus?

01:44:31.140 He's fast right now.

01:44:32.560 I don't watch that that much.

01:44:33.660 Oh.

01:44:35.740 That's cool.

01:44:36.340 It's the same comments that are on YouTube that are on Rumble.

01:44:38.900 So, you don't have to type on YouTube and then go over and type on Rumble.

01:44:42.240 It just goes straight to the thing.

01:44:45.200 Yeah, it brings it over.

01:44:46.660 Yeah, it's pretty sweet.

01:44:49.140 I don't have to keep on fucking checking.

01:44:53.780 Apparently.

01:44:55.720 Yeah, they all come up in here.

01:44:58.380 It works out nicely.

01:44:59.560 All right.

01:45:02.620 I just don't understand.

01:45:04.160 I'm just going to leave it.

01:45:09.580 It's just fucking frustrating.

01:45:11.400 And I don't know how to do it.

01:45:14.080 Okay?

01:45:15.200 Yeah.

01:45:15.380 We're good with that?

01:45:16.480 Right.

01:45:16.740 Okay.

01:45:17.340 Perfect.

01:45:18.320 Yeah.

01:45:19.740 Whatever.

01:45:21.580 I'm good with it, too.

01:45:22.840 Whatever.

01:45:25.000 That's fine.

01:45:25.780 Well, I want to figure it out.

01:45:28.280 I'm super annoyed.

01:45:29.700 Well, I want to figure it out.

01:45:31.200 We'll get it.

01:45:34.000 We'll get it.

01:45:34.700 It's low-budget production.

01:45:36.680 What are you going to do about it?

01:45:38.300 It's super low-budget.

01:45:39.420 I can't even sit in my chair.

01:45:43.980 This is high and high-quality.

01:45:45.660 Like popsicle sticks.

01:45:49.980 That's what holds the show together.

01:45:53.200 It's a shit.

01:45:53.780 Bailey, why are you not tape?

01:45:54.640 Fucking bubblegum?

01:45:56.920 But hey, enforce me on your pants.

01:45:58.940 Lots of bubblegum.

01:46:01.500 It's a good day for everyone.

01:46:03.260 Pants.

01:46:04.380 Oh, yeah.

01:46:05.900 I don't know, right?

01:46:07.260 Anyway.

01:46:08.040 Pants are already.

01:46:08.780 What I don't understand, though, is why if you go to YouTube and stream there, it'll

01:46:13.540 show us how many are viewing, but it doesn't work for Rumble.

01:46:17.900 I thought it did.

01:46:20.620 I thought it did, too.

01:46:23.780 But apparently it doesn't.

01:46:26.840 There's usually more on Rumble than there is on YouTube.

01:46:29.680 Normal.

01:46:30.300 At least double.

01:46:30.840 Yeah.

01:46:31.620 It's because Rumble's cooler.

01:46:34.440 Who's watching?

01:46:35.260 Nine people watch it.

01:46:37.820 You've got to watch it a lot more.

01:46:41.580 What the hell?

01:46:45.220 What is your deal?

01:46:49.000 Listen, don't start with me.

01:46:51.240 I'm not in the mood for your channel.

01:46:57.060 Are you sure?

01:46:57.820 Linda, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.

01:47:06.020 Okay.

01:47:06.840 Yeah.

01:47:09.780 Anyway.

01:47:10.680 Listen, Linda.

01:47:13.680 Linda.

01:47:14.880 Linda, listen.

01:47:17.220 Something like that.

01:47:18.720 It's just this fucking thing.

01:47:22.120 I just don't want to sit in it anymore.

01:47:25.740 I just don't want to.

01:47:28.000 I need to get it so old.

01:47:36.780 I know.

01:47:37.880 I need to sit.

01:47:38.420 It's making it really uncomfortable because I'm scared.

01:47:46.240 I'm scared that I'm going to eat my guts and I don't want to eat shit on camera.

01:47:53.500 He wants to see.

01:47:55.760 What are you eating though?

01:47:56.920 Well, again, this, this idea that nobody wants to see it seems like misinformation.

01:48:04.820 I'm sure I'm going to come up with a bloody nose.

01:48:07.420 Whatever.

01:48:08.300 My hair is going to fucking break again, Chris.

01:48:10.380 And I'm going to end up doing a fucking face plant onto my fucking glass top desk.

01:48:15.440 Like an asshole.

01:48:17.160 So.

01:48:17.500 That'd be kind of funny.

01:48:18.900 Yeah, right?

01:48:19.480 No, wait, put some frigging, put some chalks or something underneath your chairs.

01:48:27.300 It doesn't roll anywhere.

01:48:29.360 Yeah, I did that.

01:48:31.020 And then.

01:48:31.220 Give her a tip, Chris.

01:48:32.560 What are you doing?

01:48:32.980 And I was rolling it.

01:48:34.840 I was sliding out from under.

01:48:37.740 What about a towel?

01:48:38.460 Nothing about this is good anymore.

01:48:40.100 You know what I'm going to do?

01:48:41.380 I'm going to take it for my whole office.

01:48:45.980 Oh.

01:48:46.580 Don't smoke weed, kids.

01:48:47.960 Give it to me.

01:48:50.320 Yeah, I'm not.

01:48:52.340 I'm not going to do it.

01:48:53.720 I'm just going to take it for my whole office.

01:48:55.180 No, I want you to do it.

01:48:56.400 Because I want you to do it.

01:48:58.100 Because I will absolutely redo the intro and include that clip.

01:49:03.840 Oh, my God.

01:49:05.300 So.

01:49:06.060 We need that to happen.

01:49:08.160 You want to drink to everybody?

01:49:08.940 Hey.

01:49:13.060 Who's he talking to?

01:49:17.540 He just said you want a drink.

01:49:20.460 Who's he talking to?

01:49:22.660 Oh, who's he talking to?

01:49:23.720 Who knows?

01:49:25.480 Is he talking to the cat?

01:49:27.640 Yeah, the cat comes by for treats.

01:49:29.200 I've got to feed him.

01:49:30.900 Okay.

01:49:32.720 Who knows?

01:49:33.340 It's going to be anything.

01:49:33.820 I was like, maybe he brought home a midget from the beer store.

01:49:36.840 Like, I wasn't sure.

01:49:38.240 Mr. Woolerton.

01:49:39.280 Every once in a while.

01:49:41.940 No, he just comes up and he puts his paw in the window.

01:49:44.360 He does this to the window in the front.

01:49:46.520 Like, hey, come on.

01:49:47.540 Do you have to feed your eyes?

01:49:49.280 No, my neighbor's cat is a white one.

01:49:51.000 Now, mine was sleeping, but now he's awake, and I got to give him fucking treats now, too.

01:49:55.820 Yeah, the cat.

01:49:57.120 The scary white cat.

01:49:58.340 Yeah.

01:49:58.620 Yeah, scary white one.

01:49:59.440 Yeah.

01:50:00.500 It scares us through that fucking window.

01:50:03.560 Yeah, just gives you the fucking stink eye.

01:50:05.940 Yeah.

01:50:06.420 Until you give him treats, then he fucks off.

01:50:08.760 He's like a bully.

01:50:10.200 A cheek bully.

01:50:12.520 Cat, man.

01:50:14.180 He's an old sock, man.

01:50:15.280 He ain't going to be around much longer, so I give him lots of treats.

01:50:19.860 He just looks mean.

01:50:21.360 Yeah, mine constantly just sits at my feet and fucking meows him all day.

01:50:29.580 That one there, like, I've known that cat for a long time.

01:50:32.500 If he'd go to try to play with him, he doesn't know, like, his own – he doesn't know how

01:50:37.660 to not – when he bites and claws you, man, it's, like, as hard as he can.

01:50:43.000 Like, he draws blood big time.

01:50:44.560 Like, he's a fucker, man.

01:50:46.100 So I just pet him, little pets, so I don't fucking get too crazy petting him because he's

01:50:49.480 fucking psycho.

01:50:53.100 Fuck.

01:50:54.220 It hurts, man, when they do that.

01:50:56.020 Like, they got a good bite to them, cats.

01:50:57.780 Ever been bit by a cat, like, full on?

01:50:59.580 Full fucking bite, bite?

01:51:00.980 A little.

01:51:01.840 Oh, yeah.

01:51:03.740 Yeah.

01:51:04.580 And then they just sink their fucking claws right into you as fucking deep as they can.

01:51:08.600 Ugh.

01:51:09.400 Fuck.

01:51:10.960 It's not like acupuncture.

01:51:14.160 No, it hurts.

01:51:15.120 Cat teeth hurt.

01:51:16.580 Fuck.

01:51:17.620 And their tongue.

01:51:18.180 They're playing around with them.

01:51:18.940 They hold back when they're playing with you.

01:51:21.820 You might get clawed and scratched a little bit, but they're not going fucking full on.

01:51:25.160 Like, that's what that guy does.

01:51:28.440 You know why I give him treats.

01:51:29.320 Like a jerk.

01:51:30.620 Yeah.

01:51:35.160 Are you frozen again?

01:51:37.300 See, mine, I just get a little pulsating shit, and then every once in a while, sometimes I am.

01:51:44.700 I might be.

01:51:45.600 Am I?

01:51:46.920 No, you're right.

01:51:49.080 No, you're still late again.

01:51:51.580 A little bit.

01:51:53.260 I think if he keeps talking, it doesn't do it.

01:51:56.780 That's when he stops talking, it's fucking weird.

01:51:59.920 He's on like a 15-second delay.

01:52:01.900 Yeah, it's fucking weird.

01:52:08.680 I don't know.

01:52:09.220 I can hear you.

01:52:09.660 I can see you.

01:52:10.160 It's fine.

01:52:10.700 I'll keep going.

01:52:11.780 I need you.

01:52:13.280 Do you?

01:52:16.240 Yeah, whatever.

01:52:17.100 It's fucking annoying.

01:52:18.280 I don't know if it's streaming or what, but it's definitely annoying as fuck.

01:52:25.900 Yeah.

01:52:29.740 Yeah, I don't know what to do about it.

01:52:32.340 Like, I don't know.

01:52:32.800 Ready for that Ontario election?

01:52:36.820 Yeah, woo.

01:52:37.660 I don't know.

01:52:38.000 That's soon, eh?

01:52:39.300 What are we, like two weeks away?

01:52:41.580 A week and a half?

01:52:44.080 Something like that.

01:52:45.020 I don't even know who any of the candidates are.

01:52:51.900 Yeah.

01:52:55.040 Excuse me.

01:52:55.700 I definitely don't.

01:52:56.700 I have not.

01:52:59.560 I definitely haven't paid attention to that.

01:53:02.520 I guess I probably should.

01:53:04.480 I don't care.

01:53:06.440 Now, why?

01:53:07.180 Well, I don't care so much as, like, I would rather go and put in my ballot without and not vote.

01:53:25.820 Like, can't you do, like, the not voting thing?

01:53:28.300 Like, instead of not voting.

01:53:30.460 Oh, yeah.

01:53:30.920 I mean, I could go vote for paid.

01:53:32.320 Like, just so that, like, I don't know.

01:53:43.340 Are you guys talking about not doing something?

01:53:45.500 I mean, you can't.

01:53:46.000 Voting.

01:53:46.460 Yes, I just said.

01:53:47.320 Like, the.

01:53:47.800 The provincial election that we're voting in two weeks.

01:53:53.800 I'm just going to go vote decline, because there's nobody worth voting for, so I just vote decline.

01:53:58.020 If everybody voted decline, they have to give us three new people, so whatever.

01:54:01.260 See, that's, that's what I'd say.

01:54:02.840 Like, you have to, that's literally what I said.

01:54:08.320 I got it.

01:54:09.500 I'm just going to write the wrong, yeah.

01:54:16.120 Pretty simple.

01:54:19.680 No, you're right.

01:54:20.600 The wrong kid died.

01:54:23.060 The wrong kid died.

01:54:24.060 I don't know.

01:54:24.340 But I see people saying they're going to spoil their ballot, so they don't steal their ballot, or steal their vote.

01:54:30.500 Instead of spoiling your ballot, just so no one steals it, just go and vote decline.

01:54:34.580 There's a fucking checkbox for that.

01:54:36.260 Decline.

01:54:37.720 That's it.

01:54:39.120 Yeah.

01:54:40.540 Yeah, you're not wrong.

01:54:43.200 I mean, if everybody did that, if more people did that, maybe they would fucking do a new election with someone else.

01:54:48.560 Right?

01:54:50.340 They have to, by law, give you somebody else to vote for.

01:54:52.620 If nobody wants to vote for anybody of the above, then they have to give you a new candidate to vote for.

01:54:58.180 Fuck, that's the only fucking way I think you can vote in those ballots nowadays, man.

01:55:02.080 It's both decline.

01:55:03.020 If everybody did it, we'd be fighting on their fucking terms now.

01:55:07.640 Our terms, really, because they'd be forced to fucking give you somebody new.

01:55:12.780 By law, they have to.

01:55:15.360 But it'd be another fucking goof anyway, so then you just do it.

01:55:18.760 They could do that all day, probably.

01:55:22.620 I don't know, man.

01:55:24.940 Like, I would just say, for me, I would just say I'm not going to bother voting.

01:55:28.700 Fuck it.

01:55:29.040 What's the point?

01:55:29.740 But then you may as well fucking hit decline on it.

01:55:32.800 That's all.

01:55:35.760 Just in case you need to steal your mouth.

01:55:37.120 There's no good provincial campaign.

01:55:41.200 Well, who's running?

01:55:42.180 Fucking, isn't it?

01:55:44.500 Doug Ford?

01:55:45.080 I mean, the only one that I actually know is Doug Ford.

01:55:49.880 That's it.

01:55:50.640 And I know, like, my local representative only because that's the incumbent.

01:55:56.260 But other than that, I don't fucking know.

01:56:01.140 Oh, so we vote.

01:56:02.040 That's how it goes.

01:56:02.600 We vote local people, and then that decides who's the premier.

01:56:07.560 Oh, fuck, yeah.

01:56:10.800 Jesus.

01:56:12.060 Yeah, which sucks, because our options are very limited here.

01:56:16.120 I know that.

01:56:17.340 That's why Toronto and all the city, it's fucking getting to the side for the rest of the province.

01:56:27.200 Well, I mean, they get to decide every election.

01:56:31.960 Right?

01:56:32.560 Doesn't matter if it's provincial or federal.

01:56:35.040 Stop eating.

01:56:36.680 Fuck.

01:56:37.560 He's eating.

01:56:39.100 And then he just pukes right beside his fucking dish.

01:56:41.500 And then he goes back to eating again.

01:56:45.900 Like, stop eating, man.

01:56:48.020 Cats are stupid.

01:56:50.880 You can see the puke right between the dish, the silver dish and the white plate.

01:56:55.020 Can't see it.

01:56:55.560 The fucking puke.

01:56:56.620 Oh, fucking.

01:56:57.660 Whatever.

01:56:58.780 Oh, my God.

01:57:00.660 Mine do it, too.

01:57:02.040 Big hammer bigger so you can see the cat puke.

01:57:03.780 Come on.

01:57:05.840 No.

01:57:06.320 It's a big puke.

01:57:08.480 I'm not cleaning that up.

01:57:10.400 Jesus Christ.

01:57:12.060 Hold on.

01:57:12.960 If it's not where everybody walks, I'm not fucking catching it.

01:57:15.200 It's not where I get it on fucking Chris here.

01:57:21.420 Yeah.

01:57:23.460 I don't.

01:57:24.440 Fuck.

01:57:27.500 Why isn't it just on Chris?

01:57:29.460 Shouldn't there be a big square box in the left corner?

01:57:36.040 Bye.

01:57:37.460 Well, I can do.

01:57:39.520 Hey.

01:57:40.700 There.

01:57:40.980 Now you can kind of see the puke.

01:57:42.080 Wait.

01:57:42.660 See the puke right there in between the dishes?

01:57:45.760 See a little bit of fucking white shit right next to the dish?

01:57:48.600 Tip my finger?

01:57:49.920 That's cat puke right there.

01:57:53.040 Tip my fuck off finger.

01:57:54.340 Ah, fuck.

01:57:54.880 Whatever.

01:57:55.920 We need a telestrator.

01:57:57.620 Right?

01:57:57.880 We need a telestrator for moments like that.

01:58:00.040 You can just circle it and get an arrow to it.

01:58:03.640 Yeah.

01:58:03.860 He's going to go lay down and he's like, my work here is done.

01:58:11.160 Oh, yeah.

01:58:11.780 Right.

01:58:12.080 Bonnie.

01:58:12.400 Yeah.

01:58:12.780 Okay.

01:58:13.060 Bonnie.

01:58:13.520 I only remember that name because somebody asked about her as a candidate and I just simply

01:58:19.200 replied with, what's a Bonnie Crombie?

01:58:25.460 Sounds like a Scottish dessert.

01:58:26.840 No idea.

01:58:34.060 No idea.

01:58:34.700 I just know that nothing fucking are any good.

01:58:37.420 So.

01:58:39.740 And I won't be surprised if Ford went again.

01:58:44.840 I think that's who was out canvassing the other day.

01:58:49.940 Look like a bunch of church people.

01:58:51.360 Probably.

01:58:51.980 Like a bunch of old Jehovah Witnesses, but they're too well-dressed for that.

01:58:54.720 So, yeah, it was PC, I think.

01:58:59.400 And they didn't go to every door.

01:59:00.920 They never go to my door.

01:59:02.160 It's almost like they know what doors to go to.

01:59:05.260 Right?

01:59:06.680 Like they go, they skip a lot of houses, man.

01:59:09.480 Maybe.

01:59:11.840 Nah.

01:59:15.100 It's weird.

01:59:15.860 Like I'm standing right in my fucking doorway.

01:59:17.280 Look at that.

01:59:17.620 There we go.

01:59:18.120 What the fuck are these guys doing?

01:59:19.400 They all saw me.

01:59:20.580 There's like fucking five, six, seven of them.

01:59:22.400 Like little groups hitting each side of the street and the way up, right?

01:59:28.380 I know.

01:59:28.920 I used to do that shit, too, man.

01:59:29.980 Fucking that's.

01:59:31.920 You got to move.

01:59:32.580 At least I went to every door.

01:59:34.060 At least drop something off in the mailbox.

01:59:37.000 Go back up.

01:59:37.920 Stock up on more shit.

01:59:39.300 Go hit different streets that you didn't hit.

01:59:40.940 You know?

01:59:43.700 See, I don't even know that making parties works anymore either, though.

01:59:47.100 Because you're trying to play their game within their system.

01:59:51.640 And as we've seen from the PPC, that doesn't work.

01:59:57.320 Right?

01:59:57.400 No, there's no voting.

01:59:59.320 There's no voting.

02:00:00.580 Yeah, right?

02:00:00.900 Like they control who gets in and who isn't in in the debates.

02:00:05.160 They control who the options are and they control the media bias towards all of the options that they want you to have.

02:00:12.780 They smear all people, all their opposition against smear, you know, racist and shit.

02:00:18.060 Well, I had this argument with somebody talking about the liberal leadership campaign.

02:00:23.680 He's like, oh, the votes don't count.

02:00:25.820 I'm like, well, no, actually, you can tell that the votes do count.

02:00:29.840 They count them, clearly, because they wouldn't continuously be changing the rules, like, when they kick the fucking Enchandra out of the liberal leader party race.

02:00:39.020 Because suddenly he was getting this kind of popularity surge, because most of us wanted it as a troll.

02:00:46.400 But they removed him completely.

02:00:49.180 You look at the rules they changed for the debate on Max Bernier.

02:00:53.840 Right?

02:00:54.320 It's just they want to make sure that the only votes that are being counted are the ones that are for the candidates that they want.

02:01:01.960 Which is why Mark Carney will be our prime minister.

02:01:08.220 Yeah, looking that way, isn't it?

02:01:10.540 That's how they work, man.

02:01:12.940 They sneak in these little snakes just fucking sneakily.

02:01:16.700 And the worst part is, too, is that I actually, I don't know that Pierre is going to be able to beat Mark Carney.

02:01:24.100 I mean, against Trudeau, it was an easy layup.

02:01:31.460 But I think he's going to have a lot more trouble.

02:01:35.860 I think he's socially is going up against Carney.

02:01:42.860 Especially because I did see a poll that says majority of Ontario voters would vote for Carney in the federal election.

02:01:49.960 Like, what the fuck?

02:01:50.740 It doesn't matter which, okay, Carney, fine, Carney, we'll go full on full global homo, fucking, let's go, right?

02:02:00.140 It doesn't matter, man.

02:02:01.020 All these fucking cunts have nothing, they don't, they hate us.

02:02:04.720 They think we're a joke.

02:02:06.380 They're up here.

02:02:07.440 We're way down here, man.

02:02:09.000 That's the way it is.

02:02:09.900 That's the way it's always going to be.

02:02:11.240 Like, their head's so far in the fucking clouds, you know, they're, we're fucked, man, with these people.

02:02:17.000 All of them.

02:02:18.120 They're fucking evil.

02:02:19.160 I don't care.

02:02:19.660 They're not stupid.

02:02:20.220 They're not incompetent.

02:02:21.340 They're just fucking evil.

02:02:22.980 And I hate them.

02:02:24.100 So, fuck.

02:02:26.540 Fucking boobies.

02:02:28.800 Squirrel.

02:02:30.320 Dude.

02:02:31.340 God damn.

02:02:34.180 That's funny.

02:02:34.720 Broke, man.

02:02:35.460 I want you to.

02:02:35.900 But I mean, you're not.

02:02:39.300 Question is, will it ever come?

02:02:42.520 Well, let's fucking just go fucking grab a bunch of rope, build some gallows, and fucking get it over with.

02:02:48.640 Jesus.

02:02:49.000 Jesus.

02:02:50.660 They're guilty of treason.

02:02:52.360 And treason is a hanging offense.

02:02:53.820 Still on the books, I'm pretty sure.

02:02:59.120 Fuck.

02:02:59.960 Give him a trial.

02:03:01.400 Give him a fair trial.

02:03:01.860 That's the one thing that I'm trying to do.

02:03:03.540 That's the thing I'm trying to, like, the idea that they looked into all that Chinese interference

02:03:08.980 and came back saying that there was no treason, there was no whatever, but they still acknowledge

02:03:14.060 that there was interference.

02:03:15.760 It's like, well, if there was interference, how wasn't there treason?

02:03:20.760 I mean, that interference wouldn't be happening if there wasn't some form of treason.

02:03:29.600 The Chinese Communist Party is giving you money for favors.

02:03:34.920 That's treason.

02:03:35.860 I don't care.

02:03:36.420 Why are you doing favors for a country that's not your friend?

02:03:39.560 That does not have the Canadian's best interests at heart.

02:03:44.700 Like, stop.

02:03:45.680 What are you doing?

02:03:46.200 It's treason, man.

02:03:47.780 Fuck off.

02:03:48.200 We trained them up north.

02:03:49.660 There's Americans and Chinese military training up north doing winter exercises.

02:03:57.200 Fuck.

02:03:57.600 What do you spell?

02:03:58.880 I can't hear you, Sarah.

02:03:59.780 You're me.

02:04:00.520 I did it.

02:04:01.680 What'd you do?

02:04:02.440 Is she having a seizure?

02:04:03.520 I did it.

02:04:04.340 I did it.

02:04:06.900 I did it.

02:04:07.920 I did it.

02:04:09.520 I did it.

02:04:10.200 What?

02:04:10.780 You got over on entropy?

02:04:12.320 God.

02:04:13.200 Oh.

02:04:13.980 Maybe not.

02:04:17.260 As she's happy doing something.

02:04:20.380 Yeah.

02:04:20.940 As she's always.

02:04:22.380 Son of a bitch.

02:04:27.600 Oh, I know what it is.

02:04:31.400 Does it give you another stream key?

02:04:34.060 Maybe?

02:04:35.020 Because there was a stream key.

02:04:36.840 Do you have to put the stream key every time for entropy then?

02:04:40.360 Is that maybe what it is?

02:04:42.180 Because it looks like you got it right.

02:04:43.560 You just need the fucking stream key.

02:04:46.040 Yeah.

02:04:48.240 Yeah.

02:04:48.700 So put the right one in there then.

02:04:49.960 I thought it was the right one in there.

02:04:53.820 So close.

02:04:55.000 I was so proud of myself there.

02:04:56.520 No idea.

02:04:58.080 I've never fucked with entropy.

02:04:58.960 Can you fix it?

02:05:01.160 Can you fix it or no?

02:05:02.640 Yeah.

02:05:03.040 You looked it.

02:05:05.260 Can I fix it?

02:05:07.460 No.

02:05:07.820 I don't.

02:05:09.680 Definitely not.

02:05:12.340 I can't even upload videos without fucking crashing my shit.

02:05:17.220 I'm not going to.

02:05:18.620 Yeah.

02:05:18.840 No.

02:05:19.300 All right.

02:05:20.060 All right.

02:05:20.700 I'll try it again.

02:05:21.480 You guys talk amongst yourselves.

02:05:24.780 All right.

02:05:25.380 Bugger off then.

02:05:27.000 Fine.

02:05:28.480 No, not you.

02:05:29.760 We may have to do one on Rumble Studio, though, just to see.

02:05:34.120 Because I am curious.

02:05:36.220 Are we trying to go on entropy or something?

02:05:38.320 Yeah.

02:05:38.760 But it's here.

02:05:41.320 It shows that it's the right thing.

02:05:45.500 I've never been on, so I have no idea.

02:05:48.040 Heard of it.

02:05:49.680 Probably could get on it.

02:05:50.820 I don't know.

02:05:52.480 Excuse me.

02:05:53.040 I don't know, man.

02:05:56.920 I just.

02:05:57.720 Whatever.

02:05:59.780 It's okay.

02:06:00.360 You guys carry on doing what you're doing.

02:06:01.900 I was just all excited.

02:06:03.380 What's going on over there?

02:06:05.480 All right.

02:06:05.820 You guys carry on talking about the voting and the people doing the same thing.

02:06:08.380 I was excited when you said I weren't excited.

02:06:12.860 All right.

02:06:13.200 I don't want to talk to a fucking asshole.

02:06:15.600 I just want the fucking all to hang, man.

02:06:17.400 All of them.

02:06:18.700 All right.

02:06:19.160 Hang.

02:06:20.060 Seriously.

02:06:20.420 That's what I'm at on that.

02:06:21.500 I got something.

02:06:24.300 Definitely.

02:06:24.900 There was something in here that I wanted.

02:06:26.360 Are you looking at the right line?

02:06:34.800 Remind me.

02:06:35.180 Remind me.

02:06:39.100 Oh, there's a new one.

02:06:43.260 There's a new one from three hours ago.

02:06:48.040 I'm always going to be up to date on the newest, latest.

02:06:53.160 Yeah.

02:06:53.440 Let's go.

02:06:55.420 All right.

02:06:57.360 Let's watch some trains.

02:07:00.260 Yay.

02:07:00.760 Monday afternoon.

02:07:02.240 Bright line update.

02:07:03.300 Oh.

02:07:04.160 It's not even old.

02:07:05.320 Okay.

02:07:05.660 So which one should we watch?

02:07:08.400 Whichever.

02:07:09.720 Well, I'm trying to.

02:07:10.800 There's a couple.

02:07:11.700 So we just have to.

02:07:13.800 I just got to figure out which order.

02:07:18.040 The happiest part of Sarah's day, watching the bright line.

02:07:21.800 Destroy people.

02:07:22.780 It's a pretty good part of my day.

02:07:26.580 I don't know why.

02:07:28.880 Oh, bright line.

02:07:31.040 Oh.

02:07:37.260 Bright line must be a bed.

02:07:40.000 Oh.

02:07:41.180 Must be.

02:07:42.020 It still baffles me, though.

02:07:46.620 How many fucking people can get hit by this train.

02:07:50.480 It is.

02:07:51.600 It's.

02:07:52.420 You know what I mean?

02:07:53.060 Especially because obviously by now they understand it's dangerous because it happens all the

02:07:58.780 time.

02:07:59.220 And so they know that it's happening, but they still get hit by this fucking thing.

02:08:04.400 Maybe a little bit of this.

02:08:05.520 Maybe a little bit of this.

02:08:06.620 Maybe people just on medication and too many fucking pills and not paying fucking attention,

02:08:10.520 man.

02:08:10.680 I don't know.

02:08:11.020 But I'm still convinced, like, if you got hit by a train, it's because you wanted to.

02:08:17.040 Or it's an insurance job or, yeah, death by a train.

02:08:20.200 A buddy of mine did that.

02:08:21.200 He lost a leg.

02:08:21.720 He almost lost both legs.

02:08:22.860 You know, they saved the first leg, but fuck.

02:08:24.940 Like, either you are literally the stupidest motherfucker around or you wanted to get hit

02:08:31.860 by that train.

02:08:33.760 Yeah.

02:08:34.460 Yeah.

02:08:35.100 Yeah.

02:08:35.340 Like, they're easy to see, right?

02:08:40.780 They're really loud.

02:08:44.700 Right?

02:08:45.440 Yeah.

02:08:47.040 Yeah.

02:08:47.620 And as long as you're not.

02:08:50.780 Tracks means look both ways, man.

02:08:52.520 They're fucking train tracks.

02:08:53.560 What the fuck?

02:08:54.180 Like, duh.

02:08:55.380 Bro.

02:08:56.880 It's not fucking Thomas the Engine fucking puttin' down the road there or a little engine

02:09:01.280 that could.

02:09:02.240 It's, they go fast, man.

02:09:06.020 Oh, this is, oh, whoa.

02:09:09.920 I raced a train in my car once and fucking went up right around it, right in front of

02:09:13.360 it.

02:09:14.620 I did it in a boat, too, once, raced a train and won.

02:09:18.280 But you only lose once, so don't race trains.

02:09:21.220 It's stupid.

02:09:21.820 I can, I can, I have been around trains a lot, and I have never once come close to being

02:09:29.960 hit by a train.

02:09:32.460 I'm still.

02:09:33.280 I used to hop them when we were kids, man.

02:09:35.560 It was fun.

02:09:37.500 Don't do that, kids.

02:09:38.500 There's kids listening.

02:09:39.420 Don't do that.

02:09:40.420 It's stupid.

02:09:45.080 Take a bus.

02:09:46.780 Get an Uber.

02:09:47.800 Get a dirt bike.

02:09:48.580 Get a skidoo.

02:09:49.180 I don't fucking know.

02:09:49.780 A lot of trains.

02:09:50.420 We were city kids.

02:09:53.140 We were bored, man.

02:09:53.800 Fucking.

02:09:56.240 My grandpa worked for CN, so we got, he was working the ferry here.

02:10:01.660 So I'd get to be on there and fucking, when they were loading up the ferry, and that was

02:10:05.080 fucking crazy.

02:10:08.120 Felt like they were going to fucking tip that thing.

02:10:10.020 But did he break, did he break the beer, though, Animal?

02:10:15.740 Was the beer okay?

02:10:16.300 I guess that's, that's the other, okay, yeah, that's the.

02:10:19.980 Was the beer all right?

02:10:21.640 Yeah, right.

02:10:23.740 That is the other option.

02:10:25.160 What the fuck, I guess that also is a potential excuse.

02:10:30.780 You kind of need both, at least one hand to fucking get on or off a train.

02:10:34.660 If you got just two cases of beer, like, what do you, like, no, that's.

02:10:40.140 And don't go on a train on acid, man.

02:10:41.700 Don't even fuck around with that shit.

02:10:43.080 You should know when you're tripping balls on acid.

02:10:45.120 What the fuck?

02:10:46.000 What is not a good, what's a good, right?

02:10:50.100 Because I don't trust myself on acid.

02:10:51.760 I avoid fucking shit like that when I was tripping balls, man.

02:10:55.160 I think the beer made it.

02:11:00.780 Download the Thomas.

02:11:01.780 He didn't know.

02:11:02.380 That sucks.

02:11:04.740 I'm assuming he did.

02:11:06.860 Maybe one hell of a bad trip, man.

02:11:12.820 That wouldn't fuck you up.

02:11:13.620 Like, not just with your legs, but.

02:11:16.260 It's like watching.

02:11:17.080 Everyone's stopped.

02:11:19.280 Yeah, there you go.

02:11:20.600 We're all stopped.

02:11:21.900 Lights are flashing.

02:11:24.700 Noise.

02:11:25.160 Barriers are down.

02:11:28.540 Everyone's stopped.

02:11:30.220 Like, everyone is stopped.

02:11:31.440 Where the hell did he come from?

02:11:43.960 I didn't even see that guy.

02:11:45.820 He drove.

02:11:46.560 He drove right up.

02:11:48.500 Look.

02:11:50.140 Look.

02:11:50.500 Look.

02:11:50.820 Yoink.

02:11:57.080 Yeah.

02:11:57.780 I wasn't even watching that one.

02:11:59.920 Doesn't even give a shit.

02:12:01.840 We thought because there's no barriers over there, you just want to scoot through or something.

02:12:05.300 Like, how dumb.

02:12:07.000 Like, how dumb.

02:12:07.560 Yeah.

02:12:09.900 And then the barriers go up.

02:12:12.140 And everybody.

02:12:13.140 That's probably a case for whiplash, though, no?

02:12:19.820 That's great.

02:12:21.320 You're going to have a neck raise.

02:12:22.220 I think so, yeah.

02:12:23.440 Hey, what happened?

02:12:25.320 That was it?

02:12:26.420 Well, that was the video.

02:12:27.600 Yeah.

02:12:28.440 Yeah, that was that.

02:12:29.280 Apparently, there's no one, though.

02:12:30.820 Whoa.

02:12:31.380 She's working on it.

02:12:32.080 Just a second.

02:12:35.320 Just chill.

02:12:35.940 There's more.

02:12:36.440 You just got to give me a minute because apparently my computer is not going to be at all right now.

02:12:41.140 So.

02:12:42.660 Oh, he slipped on the acid and somebody didn't even know he was on acid until he was certainly there.

02:12:47.660 That's fucked.

02:12:49.800 Yeah, that's fucked, man.

02:12:51.620 Well, it just shows you, man, how fast fucking things can turn shitty.

02:12:55.600 Yeah.

02:12:57.680 Fuck.

02:12:59.820 Life choices, man.

02:13:01.000 You got to fucking.

02:13:01.680 Yeah.

02:13:02.080 I mean, slipping somebody's acid's pretty perfect.

02:13:05.220 Yeah.

02:13:05.720 Yeah.

02:13:05.960 Yeah.

02:13:06.580 I mean, I did it to a teacher once.

02:13:10.880 Not that much.

02:13:12.560 But he went on absence of leave for a week or two after that.

02:13:17.520 He had enough of our fucking bullshit, man.

02:13:20.500 All right.

02:13:21.400 We were bad.

02:13:22.300 We were bad, man.

02:13:24.100 All right.

02:13:25.260 All right.

02:13:25.820 Are we ready?

02:13:26.960 We have a.

02:13:28.060 I think.

02:13:30.020 Let's go.

02:13:30.680 Let's do this.

02:13:31.360 All right.

02:13:33.700 All right.

02:13:38.300 All right.

02:13:38.700 I love it.

02:13:40.640 On that exclusive investigation into Brightline train deaths that we brought you last night,

02:13:44.400 we told you about a West Palm Beach woman killed on the tracks last month and how her family was upset that her death was not reported to the media.

02:13:50.680 Tonight, investigative reporter Terry Parker is looking deeper into how many injuries and deaths have been involved in Brightline trains and why, Terry?

02:13:58.760 A lot of people have been injured or killed by these bright yellow trains that go by on the tracks up to 110 miles per hour.

02:14:08.340 According to federal reports, though, the Broadline trains are not at fault in these deaths and injuries.

02:14:14.560 Still, with the alarming number of people being killed, many are calling for more safety measures to be put in place around these tracks.

02:14:22.620 That's not enough.

02:14:25.620 That's not enough.

02:14:26.240 41.

02:14:27.300 ...down Florida from Miami to Orlando multiple times a day.

02:14:31.200 Along the way, the trains have killed 127 people since launching in 2018, making it the deadliest train per mile in the country.

02:14:39.520 The latest victim, 49-year-old Joanne DePina, killed after falling down on the tracks last month in West Palm Beach.

02:14:46.080 My niece, Joanne DePina, she was tragically killed on these tracks on January 16th by a Brightline train.

02:14:57.060 If you walk around or look at this area, you'll see there's no signs, no fencing, nothing to prevent people from walking by here.

02:15:06.740 You will see some signs along Norton that say no dumping or no parking, but nothing to warn people of this dangerous train that passes at 70-80 miles an hour.

02:15:21.880 It's a train track.

02:15:24.460 Right.

02:15:25.200 That right there is indication enough that there's a hot speed rail.

02:15:31.140 You learn that as a kid, for fuck's sake.

02:15:33.560 You watch Thomas the fucking train.

02:15:36.740 If you and a train are in a disagreement, the train's going to win every time.

02:15:43.580 So the train tracks are indication enough that that's going to danger zone, guys.

02:15:48.740 If you don't know that that's a danger zone, you probably also put fucking metal pieces into fucking light sockets, too.

02:15:57.580 Anyway, I...

02:15:58.740 Joanne was trespassing by taking a popular shortcut and not using a designated crossing.

02:16:06.200 And she's not the only one.

02:16:07.340 So she's an idiot.

02:16:09.120 You're the only one.

02:16:10.200 None of the Brightline fatalities have been the fault of the trains, according to the Federal Railroad Administration website.

02:16:15.740 All involved trespassers, drivers or pedestrians trying to beat the train or suicides.

02:16:21.260 But why are these trains, in particular, so deadly?

02:16:25.380 These trains move quickly.

02:16:27.700 You may not expect it.

02:16:29.620 And these tragedies occur because people are not following the rules.

02:16:34.380 The trains follow their tracks.

02:16:36.620 They're authorized to be there.

02:16:38.180 And unfortunately, people make bad decisions.

02:16:43.720 In 2024, 74 people were injured by a Brightline train in Florida, according to the Federal Railroad Administration.

02:16:49.580 41 people were killed.

02:16:52.180 Palm Beach County led the state with the most Brightline fatalities, 14 in 2024.

02:16:57.400 Broward County had eight.

02:16:58.840 Miami-Dade had six.

02:17:00.160 Martin County had three.

02:17:01.320 St. Lucie County, zero.

02:17:02.620 And Indy River County had two.

02:17:04.820 Brightline said in 20...

02:17:05.960 Where are the most of the rehabilitation facilities and the most drug addicts per capita as well?

02:17:15.380 Probably Palm Beach County over any of the other ones I'm going to go with.

02:17:20.540 22 is starting a $45 million federally funded project to launch 33 miles of pedestrian safety features, including fencing, better safety signage, and raised pavement markers.

02:17:32.000 And probably a whole lot of immigrants there.

02:17:34.700 I'm just saying.

02:17:35.840 That's all I'm saying.

02:17:36.920 That's it.

02:17:40.920 So where are those improvements?

02:17:43.000 I just spoke to a Brightline spokesman.

02:17:45.060 He says they are simply waiting for the Federal Railroad Administration to sign off on that grant.

02:17:50.700 And as soon as that happens, they will start putting all of those safety measures into place, hopefully, this year.

02:17:56.300 Terry Parker, WPBF, 25 minutes.

02:18:03.300 Wow.

02:18:03.900 That is some incredible investigating.

02:18:08.860 Yeah.

02:18:09.360 I still just don't understand how train tracks aren't warning enough.

02:18:15.020 Yeah.

02:18:15.280 Je ne comprends pas.

02:18:16.100 Like, that doesn't make any sense to me.

02:18:20.180 Yeah.

02:18:20.740 Just don't be on the tracks and you won't get hit.

02:18:23.120 It's fucking pretty easy.

02:18:25.420 Yeah.

02:18:25.740 Like, there are Brightlines in other places.

02:18:27.900 So I feel like, maybe.

02:18:31.720 There's fucking speed trains in other places.

02:18:34.080 Like, how can these people are returning?

02:18:35.820 Yeah.

02:18:36.740 Yeah.

02:18:37.260 Why are people dying in Florida?

02:18:40.080 Maybe just because it's Florida?

02:18:41.700 Because fucking Florida man.

02:18:42.880 That's why.

02:18:43.540 Florida man.

02:18:44.320 Yeah.

02:18:44.960 Florida.

02:18:45.440 I mean, when you do that whole Florida man on your birthday challenge, mine's a dude trying to microwave a microwave.

02:18:54.680 So, I mean, it gives you an idea of what's going on in Florida.

02:19:03.320 I feel like there's a lot of people in Florida.

02:19:06.180 A bunch of job.

02:19:11.140 Amazing.

02:19:11.660 And, yeah.

02:19:13.920 See, and this is why I feel very okay laughing at people getting hit by trains.

02:19:19.120 Because in no fucking world did your, like, stupidity not put you there.

02:19:25.080 Right?

02:19:25.720 Like, that was your own stupidity.

02:19:27.660 Oh, yes.

02:19:28.300 Absolutely.

02:19:29.120 I'm the victim of my own stupidity, man.

02:19:30.600 I've done a lot of stupid shit, man.

02:19:32.220 Did I ever fucking pay for it?

02:19:34.220 Fuck.

02:19:34.780 Yeah, right?

02:19:35.200 Like, that's.

02:19:36.020 If you lived through it, you'd learn.

02:19:37.580 And hopefully, you don't fucking do it again, man.

02:19:40.440 Yeah.

02:19:41.660 And it's actually a golf shirt.

02:19:44.580 That's what it is.

02:19:46.380 What?

02:19:47.540 Catch laundry.

02:19:50.240 Yeah, I used to wear those all the time.

02:19:51.680 I haven't worn them more than a while.

02:19:54.540 Yeah, I never.

02:19:56.180 Well, remember Tip Top?

02:19:57.480 That was a nice fucking store, man.

02:19:58.780 I like that store.

02:19:59.460 They had nice.

02:20:00.200 Yeah, it was.

02:20:01.280 Nice stuff.

02:20:03.840 Fucking OGT.

02:20:05.240 OGTF.

02:20:05.840 OGTF, and oh.

02:20:07.800 Like, it wasn't too preppy.

02:20:09.280 It wasn't too flashy.

02:20:10.340 But they had nice men's clothes, man.

02:20:12.120 That's like a fucking store.

02:20:13.340 I don't think it's still around anymore.

02:20:14.560 But they're not the same anyway.

02:20:15.880 If they are.

02:20:16.440 I don't think it is.

02:20:18.540 Yeah.

02:20:19.340 There's not very many men's clothing places you can go.

02:20:22.620 I don't need to worry about where the girl's section is and where the guy's section is.

02:20:25.740 You can't even fucking tell anymore.

02:20:27.780 Fuck.

02:20:28.060 And Sarah didn't do it yet.

02:20:32.300 Listen, Trad Life.

02:20:33.380 Sarah would have told me to do it.

02:20:34.700 I wouldn't have done it.

02:20:36.260 Too short to buy from Tip Top.

02:20:38.280 Jesus.

02:20:39.580 I mean, that is actually a fair point, though.

02:20:43.680 Well, they had stuff my size, man.

02:20:45.900 I'm not that short.

02:20:46.820 I'm not that short.

02:20:47.140 You want to do it in the good section?

02:20:54.380 You want to join that cheese manlet, Waffen?

02:20:58.060 Yeah, sure.

02:21:01.520 Why not?

02:21:03.000 It used to be 5'9".

02:21:03.900 I think I'm 8 1⁄2.

02:21:04.900 5'8 1⁄2 now.

02:21:07.360 That's with my shoes off.

02:21:09.340 My shoes on, I'm taller.

02:21:12.500 Even taller with boots.

02:21:16.520 That's why I always wore boots when I was younger, man.

02:21:18.380 I was a little bit taller.

02:21:21.100 And then, plus, they were steel-toe.

02:21:24.840 Shit kickers.

02:21:25.640 First, I only shopped at Midtop.

02:21:28.740 Midtop.

02:21:31.620 Midtop.

02:21:32.860 Fuck.

02:21:33.840 Seems accurate.

02:21:35.100 It really does.

02:21:38.760 Listen.

02:21:40.260 Listen.

02:21:41.360 What?

02:21:42.680 Nothing.

02:21:44.260 Listen, Linda.

02:21:47.380 Fucking listen.

02:21:49.120 Or that...

02:21:50.240 I mean, not that I mind.

02:21:51.680 Where did that one go?

02:21:53.960 I'm here.

02:21:54.480 Fuck.

02:21:55.020 I knew I shouldn't have fucking called any attention to it.

02:21:59.240 Yeah.

02:21:59.960 I can hear you the whole fucking time.

02:22:01.680 I just had to go and do something.

02:22:04.320 Okay.

02:22:05.760 Alright.

02:22:06.600 Alright.

02:22:07.180 You know what?

02:22:07.660 I think it's about that time.

02:22:11.260 You've reached your limit on talking.

02:22:13.840 Shut the fuck up.

02:22:15.320 That's so rude.

02:22:20.800 It's his favorite.

02:22:22.180 I let him have it.

02:22:23.100 It's okay.

02:22:23.620 It's the only...

02:22:24.480 It's the only time he's allowed to tell me to shut the fuck up.

02:22:28.860 You're the big cup.

02:22:29.600 That's definitely my favorite.

02:22:32.120 What the fuck is that?

02:22:34.760 Vegetarian food?

02:22:36.380 No.

02:22:38.900 Tuna salad.

02:22:40.680 Well, it's a tuna salad you're talking about with the dill pickle chopped up in it.

02:22:45.340 Yes.

02:22:46.080 Yeah.

02:22:46.660 I used Michelle's pickled beans instead because I didn't have any pickles.

02:22:49.780 I mean, so many ingredients.

02:22:50.980 I'm like, yeah, it kind of tastes all right.

02:22:53.060 I can see that being all right.

02:22:54.220 I put some lettuce hearts in it.

02:22:56.940 Remember when you get salmon in a can?

02:23:00.940 And you'd add a little bit of relic to him with it.

02:23:03.820 My mom used to anyways.

02:23:05.580 And give it a little zing.

02:23:07.220 Yeah.

02:23:08.060 Takes the fishiness away and gives it a little zing.

02:23:11.220 A little bit of crunch in with it.

02:23:13.260 That's not bones, obviously.

02:23:16.460 Yep.

02:23:17.480 I love the crunch.

02:23:18.960 It's good.

02:23:22.600 That's got a flashback of my mom's sandwiches when I was a kid.

02:23:26.680 1988.

02:23:28.160 No, wait.

02:23:28.660 Even earlier than that.

02:23:29.580 Early 80s.

02:23:30.600 I love salmon.

02:23:32.320 I like fish.

02:23:33.500 Like, I like when the, um, some people are, like, have an aversion.

02:23:40.100 I'm not, I just have a problem with, I'm not very good at cleaning fish.

02:23:46.660 Once you see it, you do it once.

02:23:49.260 Yeah.

02:23:50.340 Yeah.

02:23:50.840 I'm just not good at it.

02:23:51.840 That's all.

02:23:53.160 Yeah.

02:23:55.020 Oh, Taz.

02:23:55.820 Like, if you, I know, I know Michelle doesn't like the gamey taste of it.

02:24:00.300 So, like, I'll, I'll see a lot of guys, when they catch a salmon or trout, they'll slice

02:24:04.740 the throat and they'll bleed it out and they'll let it hang.

02:24:06.680 So, it just gets all the blood out of it.

02:24:09.600 And when you're skidding it and you're cutting it, you want to cut all that, that dark blood

02:24:13.900 that runs down the spine.

02:24:14.880 Get all that dark shit out, rinse that out, and just clean it up the best you can.

02:24:20.520 And, uh, I don't know.

02:24:22.060 I just, all I do is, I leave the head on, just put some butter, fresh ground pepper, and

02:24:27.280 some, uh, Himalayan salt.

02:24:30.120 Oh, with a slice of, a couple slices of lemon, if you got it, or just use lemon juice, whatever,

02:24:34.740 whatever you got, man.

02:24:36.020 And then wrap it in tinfoil.

02:24:38.140 Fire it, fucking barbecue, fucking 10 minutes a side, done, right?

02:24:41.460 And just, and the meat just falls right out the bone.

02:24:43.080 You just pull the fucking meat right off, man.

02:24:46.020 You can just take it off, just, I don't, just take it right off, put it on a plate, boom.

02:24:51.740 Yeah.

02:24:52.340 I don't think I agree with that.

02:24:57.140 I can't think of a time where Sarah was making a recipe and I was like, oh yeah, that sounds

02:25:01.240 good.

02:25:04.640 Same.

02:25:05.820 Yeah, she's got some good recipes.

02:25:09.060 And I like to eat.

02:25:10.640 So, I'm one of those people that, I eat when I'm hungry.

02:25:17.320 I, I fuel myself.

02:25:19.120 I don't know how else to say it.

02:25:21.700 So.

02:25:22.520 Sure.

02:25:23.440 Yeah.

02:25:24.800 I don't know.

02:25:25.520 I do too.

02:25:26.200 Coffee.

02:25:28.580 Yeah.

02:25:28.840 Well, I feel like if I don't, if I don't make myself food, I don't eat, I snack on the horrible

02:25:38.160 things, which y'all know.

02:25:39.620 So, I don't.

02:25:41.040 When you're thinking about chowder now, a buddy of mine back, I know a couple people back

02:25:45.420 old, man, or Acadian, and they make the best clam chowder that I've ever eaten, man.

02:25:51.460 And seafood chowder, too.

02:25:52.960 You put clams, whatever seafood you want fired in it, man, you fire it in there.

02:25:58.620 Yeah, there's, there's definitely, people take pride in their chowders, man.

02:26:02.060 Fucking.

02:26:04.560 Chowder.

02:26:05.720 Chowder.

02:26:06.740 Chowder.

02:26:07.540 Chowder.

02:26:10.140 Chowder.

02:26:11.340 Chowder.

02:26:11.940 What about a sun-dried tomato pesto with the bone-in chicken thighs?

02:26:17.900 Just saying.

02:26:19.400 I love sun-dried tomatoes.

02:26:21.500 I like pesto.

02:26:24.500 Nice.

02:26:25.620 If there's skin on, even better, because then they'll have a nice amount of fat, which is

02:26:32.820 great with the pesto.

02:26:34.660 That's an idea that I would do with chicken thighs.

02:26:38.400 Damn.

02:26:39.160 I'm probably just going to hammer your help.

02:26:41.480 Or, hot honey chicken thighs are also really good.

02:26:44.540 I made those, like, two weeks ago.

02:26:45.920 They were really good.

02:26:48.980 If you've just got some oven-roasted garlic and some chili, some oil, just do hot honey

02:26:55.620 and then put them in the, like, oven-bake them.

02:27:00.820 So good.

02:27:04.700 Really good with, like, turnips or broccoli.

02:27:08.840 Oh, nice task.

02:27:11.480 As she's eating.

02:27:16.120 Good luck.

02:27:20.720 I like to eat food, but I also like to do physical things, so I don't, yeah.

02:27:28.060 I'm not going to be a fatty, and I'm also not Taz.

02:27:33.840 It's probably anywhere near my fucking clam.

02:27:38.200 Zebra muscle.

02:27:39.980 Okay.

02:27:40.360 I don't even know if that's PG!

02:27:41.920 Yeah.

02:27:42.320 Yeah.

02:27:45.340 Only clam needs to get zebra muscle.

02:27:51.780 A bearded clam?

02:27:53.560 Lord.

02:27:55.880 You're going to trade me smoked meat for clam?

02:27:58.740 Lord, Taz.

02:27:59.520 Sounds like quite the barter.

02:28:04.480 Michelle couldn't believe it when I took her down east and went out to go get clams, and

02:28:09.480 I knew where to go, man.

02:28:10.620 I was like, if I couldn't find a place, I was going to go fucking dig some myself, because

02:28:14.120 I know all the spots, right?

02:28:15.960 And there was a guy out there.

02:28:17.660 Finally got a hold of the guy, and he goes, yeah, here's the address, and just leave the

02:28:22.220 money.

02:28:22.640 If I'm not there, just leave the money there.

02:28:25.080 And so you walk into the guy's garage, fucking beautiful garage.

02:28:27.880 It's like his man cave, fucking nice.

02:28:31.920 Just help yourself.

02:28:34.540 They're all right there, so I think I paid for one bag.

02:28:37.080 It was $30, but oh, my God, Sarah, they're the best.

02:28:41.480 And I used to dig them myself.

02:28:44.200 I never had clams that big, man.

02:28:46.100 They were fucking good size and clean.

02:28:49.200 Just, they were frozen, but whatever.

02:28:51.480 They were just caught yesterday.

02:28:53.060 We were caught yesterday.

02:28:54.300 But anyways, fucking, it was just, Michelle couldn't believe it.

02:29:00.180 The guy just, his garage is wide open, fucking just walk in.

02:29:03.260 His quads are sitting there, fucking.

02:29:05.500 The radio's going, but there's nobody there.

02:29:07.700 Like, he's over his neighbors.

02:29:09.400 That would be great.

02:29:11.000 Yeah, just leave the money on the table.

02:29:13.140 Even my buddy from down there was like, he couldn't believe it either.

02:29:15.980 Like, this is, you know.

02:29:18.560 He was like, what, these guys just, like, he's an old fucking skellywag from back in the day.

02:29:23.680 So, yeah, he was kind of looking at that.

02:29:25.220 That's kind of, like, who does this?

02:29:26.960 It's like, yeah, this is how people live, man.

02:29:28.440 They don't worry about fucking.

02:29:29.820 They don't think like how we used to think when we were teenagers, man.

02:29:32.100 Like, people have to lock everything down.

02:29:33.480 There's still an honor system out there, right?

02:29:36.820 Yeah.

02:29:37.360 But there's also a fuck around and find out culture.

02:29:39.440 Because if you fuck around out there and you do theme, you had cameras everywhere anyways.

02:29:44.440 But they'll fucking get you.

02:29:47.740 They'll find you.

02:29:49.740 And they'll, now you're at the mercy of them.

02:29:52.900 Now you don't know when they're going to get you and how they're going to get you.

02:29:55.260 But they know who you are, right?

02:29:57.960 That's why you don't fuck around, man.

02:30:01.860 But I never got the chance to eat any of those fucking clams.

02:30:03.840 And it still bugs me.

02:30:04.660 That's why I remember that.

02:30:06.820 Huh?

02:30:09.580 What?

02:30:10.020 What was the last part?

02:30:11.040 He said, you don't fuck around.

02:30:12.720 He said, that's when you find out.

02:30:14.680 Yes.

02:30:15.420 Exactly.

02:30:17.860 No.

02:30:18.640 Beautiful area, too.

02:30:19.560 It's out around, well, going towards Point Lepreau.

02:30:25.440 The Bay of Fundy is more, I don't know what it was that for.

02:30:29.020 But it's gorgeous, man.

02:30:30.160 You see some of the homes that are for sale all down around there where the fishermen all built homes and stuff.

02:30:35.580 And they're kind of off the beaten path, but they're down near the water.

02:30:38.780 And some places got their own docks and shit.

02:30:41.800 It's fucking gorgeous, man.

02:30:44.300 That's why I like going on the MLS so you can go look at the real estate.

02:30:47.540 And you can just fucking zoom in and check out all the houses and stuff, man.

02:30:51.040 They're nice.

02:30:51.960 Some nice ones.

02:30:53.620 And cheap, too, man.

02:30:54.680 It's like, holy fuck.

02:30:55.720 And they'll throw in the quad, too.

02:30:57.120 That's what's just fucking cool.

02:31:01.780 I'd be okay with that.

02:31:03.740 Yeah, they'll throw in the canoes.

02:31:05.180 They'll throw in the quad.

02:31:07.120 Because whatever, they're old and they're moving out.

02:31:09.040 They don't give a fuck.

02:31:09.600 Moving into a condo.

02:31:10.720 I don't know.

02:31:10.960 Moving into a home.

02:31:11.860 I don't know.

02:31:13.240 But there's deals down there, man.

02:31:14.500 Holy fuck.

02:31:16.460 Yeah.

02:31:16.780 I've been so tempted so many times to fucking move back to Brunswick.

02:31:19.540 But I have to slap myself in the face and go, fuck off.

02:31:22.180 Stop it.

02:31:23.840 Fuck.

02:31:25.360 There's a reason why I moved away.

02:31:27.400 What?

02:31:27.900 Every day.

02:31:28.940 I'm looking at houses there every day.

02:31:30.940 Well, yeah.

02:31:31.420 It's different for you because you didn't live there before.

02:31:33.420 I did.

02:31:36.120 Yeah.

02:31:36.580 I'm not related to anybody there.

02:31:38.040 I'm good.

02:31:39.040 Right.

02:31:39.340 Well, there's still people I know and love down there, right?

02:31:42.680 It would be nice to see them.

02:31:47.600 But I don't want to live there.

02:31:50.320 No.

02:31:52.420 Well, I'm fine with being away from people.

02:31:55.540 So it works for me.

02:31:57.460 Well, the air is cleaner.

02:31:58.480 But my thing is I don't drive.

02:32:00.740 Right?

02:32:01.820 Right.

02:32:02.620 It's kind of hard to live where I want when I don't drive.

02:32:06.100 So it does make it difficult.

02:32:09.540 No, I'm in my 15-minute city, man.

02:32:11.260 The beer store is right here.

02:32:12.340 It's fucking food, beer.

02:32:14.200 I'm good.

02:32:16.780 I'm close to the highway.

02:32:19.460 Lots of places I can go fishing if I want.

02:32:21.300 Not far from here.

02:32:24.160 That's one thing I do know.

02:32:25.560 Having been on the lake and the river for so long, it's like if I move anywhere,

02:32:29.900 it's going to have to be on the water.

02:32:32.420 Or I'm not going to be able to be somewhere without a lake or a river.

02:32:38.060 I would like to be near the ocean.

02:32:42.200 So being out east, I'm near the ocean.

02:32:47.120 Since I did so well with seafood last time.

02:32:54.240 Might as well play roulette with that again.

02:32:55.980 Did you read Ragin's comment or no?

02:33:07.740 I was looking to see if I had anything left that I hadn't said.

02:33:16.540 Yeah, exactly.

02:33:19.660 It's very, yeah.

02:33:21.720 Rude is what it is.

02:33:23.280 I take my coffee black and I leave the back door open.

02:33:34.100 What?

02:33:39.960 Phrasing.

02:33:42.060 She likes her coffee black and leaves her back door open.

02:33:45.300 I mean, if we're coming to make me breakfast, that's all.

02:33:52.720 I don't ask how you got in.

02:33:55.880 I like crispy bacon and I don't like eggs.

02:33:58.220 I actually have had somebody break in to make me dinner once.

02:34:01.740 That was weird.

02:34:03.980 I'm sorry.

02:34:05.240 I'm sorry.

02:34:06.660 What?

02:34:07.340 No, legit.

02:34:07.960 Do you want to break into your house to make you dinner?

02:34:11.660 Yeah.

02:34:11.900 Oh, this is going to be good.

02:34:15.100 I want to hear this.

02:34:15.380 I was like 16.

02:34:18.020 And like, it was like me and my sister had this fucking basement apartment that we lived in.

02:34:24.160 And I don't remember what the fuck I was doing.

02:34:27.040 But I come home and I fucking open my door.

02:34:30.620 I come into my kitchen and there's this chick and two of her friends.

02:34:34.860 Uh, they have cleaned my apartment and there's like this fucking spaghetti dinner ready and waiting for me.

02:34:45.480 I was like, I mean, there was food, so I certainly wasn't upset, but.

02:34:52.600 Yeah, I got some bachelor day stories too, but I can't.

02:34:56.400 Fucking crazy.

02:34:58.960 I'm not going to break into someone's house to make them dinner.

02:35:01.980 No.

02:35:02.280 Yeah, it was definitely weird.

02:35:06.140 Just like walking in expecting nobody and seeing three women cooking me dinner.

02:35:13.620 I was like, I mean, great.

02:35:15.600 It's awesome.

02:35:16.820 I like to eat, but.

02:35:20.380 Fucking weird.

02:35:25.560 Did they watch you shave too?

02:35:27.320 Like, they probably watched you while you were in the shower and wanted to help you shave or watch you.

02:35:31.240 I have these toothpicks.

02:35:32.400 They used to love watching me shave.

02:35:34.600 I'm standing there in my gitch.

02:35:35.860 Like, I don't give a fuck.

02:35:36.920 Whatever.

02:35:37.360 You'd be here and hang out, man.

02:35:38.900 You're bugging me.

02:35:39.880 Really, they were.

02:35:41.280 I liked them, but, I mean, they didn't want to put out.

02:35:43.540 So, fucking, I just went out of my business.

02:35:45.300 I would walk around naked.

02:35:46.280 I didn't give a fuck.

02:35:49.220 But I'd be shaving and stuff.

02:35:50.420 And they just loved to watch me shave.

02:35:51.640 They're fascinated with watching me shave my face.

02:35:53.560 It was fucking weird.

02:35:54.520 It's the weirdest thing.

02:35:57.580 I don't know.

02:35:58.100 And it has new, new batteries.

02:36:02.260 No chirp.

02:36:04.180 Oh, that's, that's his timer.

02:36:06.560 For when he, when he cooks, that's his timer.

02:36:09.100 The fucking smoke detector.

02:36:10.940 Don't do that.

02:36:13.940 Don't make that noise again.

02:36:16.120 I'll let, I legitimately, I'll come on, I'll, I will murder you.

02:36:19.920 Reminds me of DAS Booth.

02:36:21.320 It's like I'm in a submarine and fucking, we're hiding out from the fucking death charges and shit.

02:36:25.640 All right.

02:36:27.060 All right.

02:36:29.700 Let's see if Jason wants to have a scenario.

02:36:32.060 And then when it starts pinging, like, off the, off the charts, I mean, the death charges follow.

02:36:35.680 And then it's, fucking, scary time.

02:36:40.180 I would never want to be in a submarine, man.

02:36:41.640 That's stupid.

02:36:43.160 No, fuck no.

02:36:43.920 That does not sound fun.

02:36:45.700 No.

02:36:46.300 And I certainly don't want to be in a knockoff PlayStation controller.

02:36:49.720 Somebody has to tell you they're not a scammer.

02:36:54.780 I feel like that means they're a scammer.

02:36:57.180 First of all, we're not scammers.

02:36:59.900 Because.

02:37:02.080 That's when I'd be like, that's exactly what a scammer would say.

02:37:06.180 We're not demanding anything from you.

02:37:08.000 Just your time.

02:37:10.520 We're going to pay you $20.

02:37:12.440 It's just a simple task.

02:37:14.360 Definitely not a scammer.

02:37:16.060 My name's Hazel.

02:37:19.220 Oh, yeah.

02:37:20.140 Totally.

02:37:20.760 Are you busy?

02:37:22.940 Is that on Telegram?

02:37:26.560 Yeah.

02:37:27.220 I get them all the time.

02:37:28.360 Like, some people.

02:37:29.060 Are you dead?

02:37:32.080 Like, whatever.

02:37:35.240 I love.

02:37:36.340 My favorite part about.

02:37:37.920 This is the thing.

02:37:38.540 And this is why I.

02:37:40.100 The whole, like, the social media stuff scares me.

02:37:42.320 Because it's like.

02:37:42.840 I don't understand why.

02:37:44.540 What.

02:37:47.000 What.

02:37:47.700 Why.

02:37:49.120 It's weird.

02:37:50.400 Because.

02:37:51.020 Leave me alone.

02:37:52.120 I don't want.

02:37:53.400 I don't want you to message me and ask me if I have some time.

02:37:57.240 The Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

02:38:03.280 I've talked with a bunch of them in very fun ways.

02:38:07.060 Like, there's the one that I had on the line for, like, three days.

02:38:13.040 That one was good.

02:38:16.000 Fucking.

02:38:16.920 I can't remember half the shit I told her on that one.

02:38:19.740 But.

02:38:20.720 It ended with me losing my legs.

02:38:24.180 And.

02:38:25.220 Not being able to be a foot model anymore.

02:38:27.340 Um.

02:38:29.840 Yeah.

02:38:33.200 No, that one was good.

02:38:34.500 That one was good.

02:38:35.640 She wanted my, uh.

02:38:36.660 She wanted my bank information.

02:38:38.220 Because, allegedly.

02:38:39.660 Her family had frozen her account.

02:38:42.400 And I was like.

02:38:43.080 Well, like.

02:38:43.680 How much money do you have?

02:38:44.980 And she's like.

02:38:45.520 I got, like.

02:38:46.200 $3,000.

02:38:47.480 And I was like.

02:38:48.200 Well, that's fucking way more than I got.

02:38:50.000 I was like.

02:38:50.340 Can I borrow money off you?

02:38:52.320 Right.

02:38:52.720 Like, I'm in deep with the Juarez cartel.

02:38:56.140 Right.

02:38:57.000 They got me to sell their fucking cocaine for them.

02:38:59.840 And, you know.

02:39:00.700 I don't like cocaine.

02:39:01.820 But it smells really good.

02:39:03.680 And now I'm in debt.

02:39:05.420 And I was like.

02:39:05.900 And they're going to come.

02:39:07.200 And they're going to collect my fucking legs.

02:39:08.940 And if they collect my legs.

02:39:10.820 I can't be a foot model.

02:39:13.340 I was like.

02:39:13.780 You got to send.

02:39:14.480 I was like.

02:39:14.920 Send me your bank account information.

02:39:16.840 So that I can take care of this.

02:39:19.000 Get back on my feet.

02:39:20.880 Yeah.

02:39:21.420 Literally.

02:39:22.300 Right.

02:39:23.620 And, like.

02:39:24.500 So this went back and forth.

02:39:25.660 Like, a little while.

02:39:27.480 And then at one point.

02:39:28.760 I did this thing.

02:39:29.620 Where I was like.

02:39:30.300 I told her.

02:39:31.020 That there was, like.

02:39:31.840 A really loud knock at the door.

02:39:33.760 I was like.

02:39:34.460 Fuck.

02:39:34.800 I think it's them.

02:39:37.980 And then I told her.

02:39:39.280 That the door just got kicked in.

02:39:40.600 And then I'm now hiding under my bed.

02:39:43.460 Right.

02:39:44.860 And then.

02:39:46.200 She starts messaging back.

02:39:48.060 And I just totally ignore it.

02:39:49.920 For, like, a good 10 minutes.

02:39:51.380 And then.

02:39:54.040 When the 10 minutes is up.

02:39:55.500 I come back on.

02:39:57.320 Except now.

02:39:58.840 I act as if I'm the cartel guy.

02:40:03.260 And I'm like.

02:40:04.340 We got your boyfriend.

02:40:07.160 It's like.

02:40:07.840 If you want him to fucking keep his legs.

02:40:09.760 You need to send us the money.

02:40:11.740 Right.

02:40:12.860 And she's like.

02:40:13.960 Oh.

02:40:14.280 I'll get you the money.

02:40:15.040 Just in a couple of days.

02:40:16.180 They're like.

02:40:16.540 No.

02:40:16.860 Now.

02:40:18.140 And then.

02:40:19.400 At some point.

02:40:20.440 I just stopped.

02:40:21.980 Replying.

02:40:22.920 Right.

02:40:23.540 And I let it go.

02:40:25.200 And.

02:40:25.900 Like.

02:40:26.040 I had even posted on my Facebook.

02:40:28.200 I was like.

02:40:28.660 How long do you think you should wait.

02:40:30.220 Until after your legs are amputated.

02:40:31.780 Before you're able to message somebody again.

02:40:33.720 Like.

02:40:34.020 What do you think is a reasonable time frame.

02:40:36.260 Right.

02:40:36.500 Yeah.

02:40:36.860 I waited 24 hours.

02:40:39.140 I thought 24 hours.

02:40:40.820 Good.

02:40:41.860 Good time to wait.

02:40:43.160 So.

02:40:43.840 24 hours later.

02:40:45.020 I started messaging again.

02:40:47.420 And.

02:40:48.320 She's like.

02:40:48.720 Are you all right?

02:40:49.360 I'm like.

02:40:49.800 Well.

02:40:50.500 I mean.

02:40:50.840 I'm alive.

02:40:51.560 But I'll never fucking be a foot model again.

02:40:53.600 And then I sent a picture.

02:40:54.640 Of Lieutenant Dan.

02:40:56.660 No.

02:40:57.760 Yeah.

02:40:59.940 Yeah.

02:41:00.380 Totally.

02:41:03.460 Now.

02:41:04.060 How will I ever be a foot model?

02:41:06.380 Right.

02:41:06.860 And.

02:41:11.200 I'm fucking hilarious.

02:41:15.120 There's another one.

02:41:16.760 There was another one.

02:41:18.740 They wanted iTunes cards.

02:41:21.540 So.

02:41:22.800 I would like.

02:41:24.620 Google.

02:41:25.240 A picture of an iTunes card.

02:41:28.000 And I'd make sure it was a hundred dollars.

02:41:30.680 And.

02:41:31.780 I sent it to her.

02:41:32.480 I'm like.

02:41:32.780 So like this one.

02:41:34.020 Because like.

02:41:35.060 So when it.

02:41:35.640 When it all starts.

02:41:36.860 They try to talk to you.

02:41:38.320 Like they want to date you.

02:41:39.840 Right.

02:41:40.560 Like.

02:41:41.200 Trying to hit on you.

02:41:42.420 And ask if you're single.

02:41:43.740 And all this other bullshit.

02:41:44.760 So in that.

02:41:47.100 In that process.

02:41:48.100 I laid my character.

02:41:49.940 Backstory down.

02:41:50.800 Saying that I.

02:41:51.600 I was from Dildo Newfoundland.

02:41:54.680 That.

02:41:55.240 All the women here.

02:41:56.300 Have dildos.

02:41:57.140 So it really sucks.

02:41:58.160 Like I'm single.

02:41:59.940 Because all the ladies here.

02:42:01.220 Have dildos.

02:42:01.820 It's Dildo Newfoundland.

02:42:02.800 I was like.

02:42:04.920 I wish I was born in Conception Bay.

02:42:06.800 They have all the fun.

02:42:07.800 Right.

02:42:09.500 But then.

02:42:11.440 So I lay all that down.

02:42:13.100 And then she wants the iTunes card.

02:42:14.940 So I'm like.

02:42:15.360 Okay.

02:42:15.620 Hold on.

02:42:16.040 I'll go get you one.

02:42:17.660 And like about a half hour goes by.

02:42:21.200 I come back.

02:42:23.080 And I'm like.

02:42:24.020 I think we're in trouble.

02:42:26.600 Or no.

02:42:27.260 No.

02:42:27.480 No.

02:42:27.620 Hold on.

02:42:28.060 Hold on.

02:42:28.360 That comes later.

02:42:29.200 That comes later.

02:42:29.800 First I send the picture.

02:42:31.660 Of the hundred dollar one.

02:42:33.000 I'm like.

02:42:33.300 Is that enough?

02:42:35.140 She's like.

02:42:35.640 Yeah.

02:42:35.820 Yeah.

02:42:35.960 Yeah.

02:42:36.180 Now send me the back.

02:42:37.220 With the numbers.

02:42:37.960 I'm like.

02:42:38.360 Okay.

02:42:38.640 So again.

02:42:39.100 I go to Google.

02:42:40.520 And Google.

02:42:41.340 The back of an iTunes card.

02:42:43.060 And I send it to her.

02:42:44.760 She's like.

02:42:45.240 Okay.

02:42:45.620 Great.

02:42:46.260 Now she doesn't talk to me.

02:42:47.440 For like a half hour.

02:42:49.400 After this.

02:42:51.100 Suddenly.

02:42:51.600 I got a message.

02:42:53.140 Where'd you get that card?

02:42:56.040 I'm like.

02:42:56.540 What do you mean?

02:42:58.100 She's like.

02:42:58.620 Well.

02:42:58.740 It didn't work.

02:42:59.320 It says it's already been redeemed.

02:43:02.400 I was like.

02:43:03.200 Well.

02:43:03.520 What are you talking about?

02:43:04.620 I'm like.

02:43:04.920 There's no way.

02:43:06.440 And she's like.

02:43:07.100 Yeah.

02:43:07.480 It says it's already used.

02:43:08.860 I'm like.

02:43:09.220 Well.

02:43:09.700 There's no way.

02:43:10.720 That my neighbor.

02:43:11.660 Would have done that to me.

02:43:12.600 He's got a stand up meth business.

02:43:14.840 All right.

02:43:15.480 There's no way.

02:43:16.340 He would rip me off.

02:43:17.800 I was like.

02:43:18.460 I'll go over there.

02:43:19.120 I'll take care of this right now.

02:43:21.560 So 45 minutes goes by.

02:43:23.380 And I get back on.

02:43:25.540 Now.

02:43:26.020 This is where I'm like.

02:43:27.040 I think we're in trouble.

02:43:28.140 And she's like.

02:43:30.380 What do you mean?

02:43:31.480 And so I Google the picture of a dead body.

02:43:34.520 And then I sent her that.

02:43:36.120 And I'm like.

02:43:36.600 One thing led to another.

02:43:38.240 Does he look dead to you?

02:43:43.460 Oh my God.

02:43:44.600 It's so fucking hilarious.

02:43:46.680 It's just like.

02:43:47.220 You're going to have to.

02:43:47.780 You're going to have to like.

02:43:50.700 It's like we're fucked.

02:43:52.400 Like you're going to know.

02:43:56.100 Oh.

02:43:56.640 I love this.

02:43:57.480 They're fun.

02:44:00.100 Oh.

02:44:00.540 Hey.

02:44:00.740 They're fucking with you.

02:44:01.840 Fucking trying to stay.

02:44:02.840 You go fuck them.

02:44:03.740 You know.

02:44:04.780 There was another one.

02:44:07.800 Yeah.

02:44:08.160 There was another one.

02:44:08.880 It was like a lady getting flirty.

02:44:10.460 Right.

02:44:10.720 She sends a couple of pics.

02:44:12.580 Right.

02:44:13.260 And then she's like.

02:44:14.300 You want to do a video call?

02:44:17.560 I'm at work.

02:44:18.560 So I'm like.

02:44:19.060 Why not?

02:44:21.540 Go into the bathroom.

02:44:24.200 We do this video call.

02:44:26.580 And it's just some chick there.

02:44:28.420 Right.

02:44:28.720 Whatever.

02:44:29.060 And then they tell you to show something as well.

02:44:32.900 And then as soon as you do.

02:44:34.320 The call ends.

02:44:35.700 Yeah.

02:44:36.760 Right.

02:44:37.280 And this is the scam.

02:44:38.820 They then tell you that they've recorded that.

02:44:42.500 And that they're going to publish it to YouTube.

02:44:46.280 And show all your friends and family.

02:44:49.980 Unless you get $5,000.

02:44:52.280 They'd all have a good laugh.

02:44:53.700 That's for damn sure.

02:44:55.040 Well.

02:44:55.380 This is their plan.

02:44:57.420 Now.

02:44:58.700 They fucked up.

02:45:00.520 They picked the wrong guy.

02:45:02.880 Because.

02:45:04.180 Like.

02:45:04.540 As soon as I hear this.

02:45:06.140 I'm like.

02:45:06.520 Okay.

02:45:06.860 So.

02:45:07.240 Immediately.

02:45:07.860 My first thought is.

02:45:09.460 You guys are stupid.

02:45:11.020 And didn't actually look into my account.

02:45:13.340 To see if I had any money.

02:45:15.120 Right.

02:45:15.360 Like.

02:45:15.540 You didn't look at.

02:45:16.120 You didn't look at my Facebook profile.

02:45:17.760 And be like.

02:45:18.120 Yeah.

02:45:18.520 He looks like he's got money.

02:45:19.980 I'm like.

02:45:20.200 I ain't got no fucking money for you.

02:45:21.960 They're like.

02:45:22.380 Well.

02:45:22.560 You better fucking borrow it from a friend.

02:45:24.520 I was like.

02:45:24.920 Yeah.

02:45:25.100 My friends ain't got any fucking money.

02:45:26.780 Neither.

02:45:27.680 And they're like.

02:45:28.320 Well.

02:45:28.480 We're going to fucking release.

02:45:29.980 This video.

02:45:30.960 Of you.

02:45:31.540 To all your friends and family.

02:45:32.940 And I.

02:45:33.280 My reply to that was.

02:45:34.600 Well.

02:45:36.140 Half of them have already seen it.

02:45:37.800 The other half want to.

02:45:38.880 You'd be doing me a favor.

02:45:40.340 Free advertising.

02:45:41.360 But.

02:45:41.640 Go right ahead.

02:45:44.400 Free advertising.

02:45:45.400 Free advertising.

02:45:46.240 Yeah.

02:45:47.600 Unfortunately.

02:45:48.420 They opted not to.

02:45:50.120 So.

02:45:51.820 Like.

02:45:52.320 All right.

02:45:52.620 I guess.

02:45:53.080 I wonder.

02:45:53.280 How do you fall for it?

02:45:54.980 Actually.

02:45:55.500 A lot of people do fall for it.

02:45:58.040 There's like.

02:45:58.800 I actually.

02:45:59.500 It was weird too.

02:46:00.260 Because it was like.

02:46:00.980 After this happened to me.

02:46:02.640 I actually saw something in the news.

02:46:04.100 Where it's like.

02:46:04.500 A guy actually paid the five grand.

02:46:06.320 Because he was married.

02:46:07.520 Right.

02:46:07.840 And he was worried that.

02:46:09.040 They'd fucking tell his wife.

02:46:10.220 And he paid the five grand.

02:46:13.320 And then it turned into.

02:46:15.000 And they needed more.

02:46:16.600 And.

02:46:17.240 What not.

02:46:17.980 It's like.

02:46:18.480 Whatever.

02:46:19.740 I was like.

02:46:20.200 I'm on you.

02:46:20.840 Bucks.

02:46:21.480 I'm like.

02:46:21.780 Whatever.

02:46:22.240 Come watch the video.

02:46:23.220 All you want.

02:46:23.960 Like.

02:46:24.300 It'll just do me a favor.

02:46:28.600 See.

02:46:29.160 I.

02:46:29.320 I.

02:46:29.580 I think.

02:46:30.380 If someone.

02:46:32.000 My.

02:46:32.540 Michelle.

02:46:33.000 Would probably just go.

02:46:33.800 You stupid bastard.

02:46:34.980 What are you doing?

02:46:35.980 Like.

02:46:36.660 Why.

02:46:37.240 Why are you flashing your bird man?

02:46:38.800 Like.

02:46:39.020 What are you doing?

02:46:39.420 And she'd be pretty pissed.

02:46:42.280 You know.

02:46:43.360 Like.

02:46:43.560 Why would you do that?

02:46:44.560 Hey.

02:46:44.900 Probably no protocol for that.

02:46:46.660 No.

02:46:47.140 I don't think there was.

02:46:48.080 Because they didn't like it.

02:46:49.360 But how drunk.

02:46:50.100 Do you have to be.

02:46:51.120 To be whipping out your bird.

02:46:52.040 To a stranger man.

02:46:52.940 On fucking line.

02:46:53.960 Like.

02:46:54.340 And taking.

02:46:55.080 You love dick pics and shit.

02:46:56.480 Who fucking does that?

02:46:58.240 Jesus.

02:47:00.060 That's something like real life.

02:47:00.900 I mean.

02:47:00.920 I don't understand the unsolicited.

02:47:03.200 But when asked.

02:47:04.080 Maybe.

02:47:05.100 I feel like.

02:47:05.980 Yeah.

02:47:06.240 There's.

02:47:06.620 I feel like.

02:47:07.180 There may be.

02:47:07.980 There's a lot of people.

02:47:09.080 Who think it's okay.

02:47:10.120 To send pictures of their dicks.

02:47:11.880 Yeah.

02:47:12.020 I can.

02:47:12.300 I can.

02:47:13.940 Like.

02:47:14.500 I'm a girl.

02:47:15.260 Who's received pics.

02:47:16.720 Of the dicks.

02:47:17.880 So.

02:47:18.860 I've never understood.

02:47:19.860 Why anybody thinks that would work.

02:47:21.360 Though.

02:47:21.640 That's.

02:47:22.020 That's where I'm confused.

02:47:23.480 Like.

02:47:24.000 Shocking.

02:47:24.980 At no point.

02:47:25.920 Have I ever thought.

02:47:27.280 The one thing.

02:47:28.140 That's going to make this girl.

02:47:29.220 Sleep with me.

02:47:29.960 Is if I whip my dick out.

02:47:31.180 Right now.

02:47:31.760 Yeah.

02:47:32.240 Yeah.

02:47:32.400 Yeah.

02:47:32.480 Let her go.

02:47:33.700 Right.

02:47:33.940 Here's a picture of a dick.

02:47:35.520 Yeah.

02:47:35.840 Like.

02:47:36.060 Hey.

02:47:36.180 Look at this.

02:47:37.240 It's right here.

02:47:37.860 Come get it.

02:47:38.820 Whip it out.

02:47:40.240 Fuck it.

02:47:41.140 But that's like.

02:47:42.400 That's.

02:47:42.880 No.

02:47:43.720 It is a lot.

02:47:45.320 Yeah.

02:47:45.920 The whole dick pic thing.

02:47:47.100 It's a.

02:47:47.420 I spent dick.

02:47:49.140 Jesus.

02:47:50.060 That works.

02:47:50.360 That works.

02:47:51.240 That works.

02:47:51.320 And something.

02:47:52.620 Something.

02:47:54.060 It's just.

02:47:54.780 Yeah.

02:47:55.020 It's.

02:47:55.320 It's definitely something interesting.

02:47:57.140 I'm not.

02:47:57.820 I've just not understood it.

02:47:59.800 Right.

02:48:00.080 Like.

02:48:00.340 I mean.

02:48:00.620 I.

02:48:00.800 I get what the.

02:48:02.180 The idea is.

02:48:02.560 It's not something you should lead with.

02:48:04.660 Yeah.

02:48:05.140 Right.

02:48:05.760 And.

02:48:06.120 Like.

02:48:06.280 That's the most confusing part.

02:48:08.320 Is that it's not even a hello.

02:48:10.160 It's a.

02:48:11.160 Hello.

02:48:12.440 Fucking.

02:48:13.140 Right there.

02:48:13.760 Just bam.

02:48:14.960 Takes away the mystery.

02:48:16.200 Doesn't it?

02:48:17.000 That's.

02:48:17.520 That's the whole point of lingerie.

02:48:19.040 Like.

02:48:19.180 The women wear a nice dress.

02:48:21.420 And then they have the lingerie.

02:48:22.920 Yeah.

02:48:22.960 The nice.

02:48:23.900 Underwear.

02:48:24.440 You know.

02:48:24.620 Victoria's Secret underneath.

02:48:26.300 The blue.

02:48:27.300 There's.

02:48:27.460 There's levels.

02:48:28.220 There's levels.

02:48:28.640 You don't just go.

02:48:29.320 Oh.

02:48:29.560 It's just getting angry now.

02:48:31.420 Yeah.

02:48:32.000 But I mean.

02:48:32.760 Yeah.

02:48:32.980 That's like.

02:48:34.000 Yeah.

02:48:34.160 There has to be some mystery to it.

02:48:35.760 Right.

02:48:36.000 Otherwise.

02:48:36.340 It's not special.

02:48:37.560 That's the whole point.

02:48:38.760 Right.

02:48:39.500 Yeah.

02:48:39.820 It's like.

02:48:41.220 Ooh.

02:48:41.760 Are your nipples pink or brown?

02:48:43.140 I don't know.

02:48:44.800 Does it.

02:48:45.200 I don't know.

02:48:46.860 It's a mystery.

02:48:47.600 Like.

02:48:48.540 To be discovered.

02:48:49.200 Right.

02:48:49.740 At a later date.

02:48:52.440 Exactly.

02:48:57.480 You going to make it or what?

02:48:59.620 How the fuck would you know, Taz?

02:49:02.680 Yeah.

02:49:03.000 Right.

02:49:03.420 Right.

02:49:05.180 Listen.

02:49:07.260 And also.

02:49:07.780 Taz uses a wide angle in.

02:49:10.300 Most women don't want to fuck.

02:49:12.440 Anyway.

02:49:12.940 Whatever.

02:49:14.420 I'm just going to keep my mouth shut.

02:49:16.760 Yeah.

02:49:17.960 Again.

02:49:18.680 I just never understood it as an.

02:49:21.040 I am a female.

02:49:25.360 Who just.

02:49:26.600 Is.

02:49:27.100 Anyway.

02:49:27.960 Not going to talk about dicks.

02:49:30.040 Dick.

02:49:30.300 Dick.

02:49:30.500 Dick.

02:49:30.680 Dick.

02:49:30.880 Dick.

02:49:31.140 Dick.

02:49:31.460 Dick.

02:49:31.640 Dick.

02:49:31.820 Dick.

02:49:32.220 Dick.

02:49:32.840 Definitely not with you guys.

02:49:35.580 Not.

02:49:36.480 Talking about dicks.

02:49:37.840 Oh.

02:49:40.580 I'm only going to be surprised by his.

02:49:44.820 Fucking hell.

02:49:45.960 Y'all.

02:49:47.000 Y'all.

02:49:49.160 My sweet icebreaker.

02:49:50.360 Icebreaker.

02:49:51.040 You guys.

02:49:56.960 Seriously.

02:49:59.320 That smells better.

02:50:00.920 Imagine that.

02:50:01.500 Just walk into a room full of people.

02:50:03.200 And just drop your drawers.

02:50:04.380 All right.

02:50:05.680 How you doing?

02:50:07.680 I need to do the helicopter.

02:50:08.620 Yeah.

02:50:14.720 I mean.

02:50:16.240 You do you.

02:50:17.320 Really.

02:50:17.700 At that point.

02:50:19.480 If you want to do that.

02:50:20.840 Yeah.

02:50:21.120 Right.

02:50:21.300 If there's movies that you can do that.

02:50:23.580 Um.

02:50:24.300 Okay.

02:50:24.760 I can't.

02:50:25.260 Yeah.

02:50:25.460 Diddy.

02:50:26.220 It's going to be a problem.

02:50:30.120 Right.

02:50:30.800 I'm like a hamster.

02:50:33.720 Yeah.

02:50:34.660 Ted.

02:50:35.220 Hamster trial.

02:50:36.200 I don't know.

02:50:36.520 Maybe.

02:50:38.320 You know.

02:50:38.760 Remember that?

02:50:39.440 Orgasmo.

02:50:40.140 And Chotaboy.

02:50:42.420 Yeah.

02:50:42.960 Right.

02:50:44.460 It's such a stupid movie.

02:50:45.520 What movie was that again?

02:50:46.160 It's so great.

02:50:47.840 Orgasmo.

02:50:48.200 I think that's what it was.

02:50:49.340 It's Orgasmo.

02:50:50.320 Yeah.

02:50:50.560 Orgasmo.

02:50:51.840 Is that whatever it's called?

02:50:53.720 Yeah.

02:50:54.120 I think it was Orgasmo.

02:50:55.240 I'm pretty sure.

02:50:56.580 And Chotaboy.

02:50:57.860 And he does hamster style.

02:51:01.160 Yeah.

02:51:01.480 That was his style of fighting.

02:51:04.060 I'm going to be right back.

02:51:05.900 Okay.

02:51:07.300 Don't threaten us.

02:51:08.220 You're like.

02:51:08.560 It's a really good chance that this is going to move soon.

02:51:12.980 Because I can't.

02:51:13.980 I can't handle this chair.

02:51:16.760 It wants to kill you.

02:51:18.660 It does.

02:51:19.560 And it's really uncomfortable.

02:51:20.800 Because I'm getting pushed out.

02:51:23.860 As everyone can see.

02:51:24.940 If I sit for more than like two seconds.

02:51:27.500 There's so much pressure on my back.

02:51:30.960 So what is it doing?

02:51:32.220 What exactly is that chair doing?

02:51:34.040 That's fucking with you so much.

02:51:35.220 Is it the wheels?

02:51:35.840 It just rolls on you?

02:51:36.700 Oh, well, that because my office is on an angle like this.

02:51:41.280 Because, you know, farmhouse.

02:51:43.360 That can be fair.

02:51:44.020 But also.

02:51:45.320 Well, I don't care.

02:51:47.000 But the chair is supposed to go like this.

02:51:50.700 Right?

02:51:50.940 Like a regular chair.

02:51:51.980 Has like a seat.

02:51:53.360 And a back.

02:51:54.720 Right?

02:51:55.280 Mine's like this.

02:51:57.400 What?

02:51:57.740 Oh, that's why.

02:51:58.880 That's why we're doing a face plant.

02:52:02.120 It's locked like this instead of like this.

02:52:04.620 So if I try to lean back.

02:52:07.240 It also unlocks backwards.

02:52:10.280 So if I lean back.

02:52:12.960 Have you tipped it upside down and fucked with it or no?

02:52:17.940 Just ask him.

02:52:19.600 I know.

02:52:20.220 I am not a useless female.

02:52:23.420 I know you're not useless.

02:52:24.620 You know how to do stuff and fix shit and stuff.

02:52:27.360 Maybe totally MacGyver and shit out of that somehow or something.

02:52:30.340 Or I get in their fucking chair.

02:52:32.140 My shirt says.

02:52:34.620 People.

02:52:38.580 Hang on.

02:52:39.120 It says.

02:52:39.440 People think I'm a dictator.

02:52:41.820 It's kind of Trudeau.

02:52:43.740 And it's got Trudeau's face.

02:52:47.340 What the fuck did you get that?

02:52:49.420 That's pretty cool.

02:52:50.140 I made it.

02:52:51.240 I have a couple.

02:52:51.740 And then on the back it says.

02:52:57.220 Sheep.

02:52:57.620 Sheep are fed information and wolves hunt for it.

02:53:01.560 Read that.

02:53:03.160 Turn your whole back.

02:53:04.600 Turn half your back.

02:53:06.060 You've got to turn your whole back.

02:53:07.480 No.

02:53:09.200 There you go.

02:53:10.340 Sheep.

02:53:11.180 Wolves hunt for it.

02:53:12.420 Yeah.

02:53:12.560 See it?

02:53:16.240 Yep.

02:53:16.900 We thought.

02:53:18.940 You can stay in that way really.

02:53:20.920 Yeah.

02:53:21.240 That's kind of a neat little saying there.

02:53:23.520 Go fuck yourself.

02:53:24.700 Not you Chris.

02:53:25.640 Just Johnny.

02:53:26.100 Yeah.

02:53:28.820 I like that saying.

02:53:29.920 Sheep need to be fed information.

02:53:31.660 Wolves hunt for it.

02:53:33.280 Yeah.

02:53:33.600 I have it in another shirt that's tight.

02:53:37.720 So.

02:53:38.460 Well.

02:53:38.820 Go try that one.

02:53:39.600 I'm sure what's that one.

02:53:40.400 It could be slightly different.

02:53:41.500 And we'll check it out.

02:53:42.180 Oh well maybe.

02:53:43.040 That one can be for the next stream then.

02:53:45.260 We'll wear that one on the next stream.

02:53:46.980 Okay.

02:53:47.380 You guys can read my life in terms.

02:53:49.820 You know the change of it on camera.

02:53:51.240 You can go off camera and change it.

02:53:53.160 Oh well thank you for your permission sir.

02:53:57.380 Much appreciated.

02:53:58.500 I don't have to get.

02:53:59.360 That was mighty one of you.

02:54:00.900 On camera.

02:54:05.540 Fuck it now.

02:54:07.540 I mean.

02:54:09.740 Jesus.

02:54:10.260 What do you think this is?

02:54:15.400 Sorry man.

02:54:17.060 Like.

02:54:18.380 Oh.

02:54:19.480 No.

02:54:22.680 I bet you look great in that shirt Sarah.

02:54:26.400 Hey listen.

02:54:27.600 I look good in whatever I wear.

02:54:30.020 Anytime.

02:54:30.760 All the time.

02:54:31.540 I know this.

02:54:34.020 I feel like I could look bad at some point.

02:54:36.320 I just don't know when.

02:54:36.900 You look good in a skidoo suit for fuck's sake.

02:54:38.480 Sorry.

02:54:39.440 Absolutely.

02:54:40.840 I 100% do.

02:54:43.100 Yep.

02:54:44.500 Yep.

02:54:45.700 Yep.

02:54:46.360 I actually check you look good in a skidoo suit.

02:54:49.780 I don't know.

02:54:50.260 I don't like skidooing but.

02:54:51.920 Yeah.

02:54:52.140 There's something about skidoo suits.

02:54:53.700 Yeah.

02:54:54.160 Right.

02:54:54.640 Again.

02:54:55.120 The mystery.

02:54:55.860 All one piece.

02:54:57.240 What's underneath the skidoo suit.

02:54:58.520 Is she naked underneath that skidoo suit?

02:55:00.520 Right.

02:55:00.860 Is she wearing lingerie under that skidoo suit?

02:55:03.040 Is she wearing plaid and blue jeans on it?

02:55:04.920 I don't care.

02:55:05.780 I want to know what's underneath the skidoo suit.

02:55:06.900 It's like.

02:55:08.940 Yeah.

02:55:10.200 What's under the skidoo suit?

02:55:10.940 Speaking of lingerie.

02:55:11.780 Did you know that there's.

02:55:14.520 Did you know that there's a lingerie fighting championship?

02:55:19.760 Oh.

02:55:20.320 Do you have any clips?

02:55:22.620 I'm sorry.

02:55:23.240 I'm not offhand.

02:55:27.060 Lingerie football.

02:55:27.720 I've seen it exist.

02:55:29.360 There is.

02:55:30.200 There is clips available on the interwebs.

02:55:33.180 Caught some.

02:55:35.540 Caught some reels.

02:55:39.320 Really?

02:55:40.680 There's lingerie football too, man.

02:55:43.660 That was fucking cool.

02:55:44.920 They're tackling the skin of each other too, man.

02:55:47.040 They're not fucking going easy.

02:55:49.320 Yeah.

02:55:49.580 Those are a bunch of female rugby players that put on lingerie.

02:55:52.960 They're also drinking during the game too, though.

02:55:58.840 What?

02:55:59.360 Yeah.

02:56:01.620 In the lingerie football.

02:56:02.920 I've seen the chicks like fucking down in beards.

02:56:07.940 Come on, Jamie.

02:56:10.860 Pull up a clip.

02:56:11.740 Let's go.

02:56:13.580 Can't say.

02:56:14.260 You can't talk about it.

02:56:15.320 Not show a clip of it.

02:56:16.140 Fuck, man.

02:56:17.740 Jesus.

02:56:18.340 Fucking get on it.

02:56:19.920 Suspense is killing me.

02:56:21.120 Oh, I can pull one off?

02:56:22.540 I'll fucking find one.

02:56:23.580 I'm going if there's Mazzola.

02:56:25.020 That's my favorite kind of twister ever.

02:56:28.780 Mazzola twister.

02:56:30.460 Sign me up.

02:56:31.900 I don't know what that is.

02:56:32.540 Mazzola oil and a twister board.

02:56:34.520 Oh, great.

02:56:35.820 That would be, yeah.

02:56:39.040 Take it two days to get that shit, wash that shit off you.

02:56:42.020 What you talking about, Willis?

02:56:44.080 I feel like you haven't played the, anyway.

02:56:47.440 No, I did have a nurse in a fucking waterbed once with baby oil.

02:56:50.980 That was fucking, I couldn't get that shit off me, man.

02:56:53.460 I feel like this is a whole, that is another stream entirely.

02:56:57.780 I had a nurse in a waterbed.

02:56:59.220 It was slippery.

02:56:59.980 I almost fucking died.

02:57:00.980 I got stuck in between the fucking bladder and the wood.

02:57:03.640 And I was just sliding underneath the bladder.

02:57:06.200 I'm like, she had to pull me out.

02:57:08.680 Fuck, man.

02:57:10.000 That's scary.

02:57:11.360 She was laughing her ass off.

02:57:12.900 It kind of killed the moon.

02:57:14.080 I do miss the waterbed, though.

02:57:16.420 I do miss the waterbed.

02:57:18.260 I had to heat it.

02:57:18.720 No one actually missed the waterbed.

02:57:21.060 Yeah, but it's like.

02:57:22.220 Sir.

02:57:23.460 I love mine.

02:57:24.920 It was great.

02:57:26.980 It was heated and everything.

02:57:29.780 Well, I hope it was heated.

02:57:31.640 Why would you not have a heated waterbed?

02:57:33.740 If the waterbed had cushions around the edge of it, man, and not just fucking wood, then

02:57:38.100 you're okay.

02:57:38.640 You can crack your skull, man.

02:57:41.160 Yes, I would.

02:57:42.860 If you're covered in baby oil, for fucking fuck's sake.

02:57:45.700 Let's have the fun.

02:57:46.560 It becomes a sport, then.

02:57:47.720 Can we go back to the not-heated waterbeds?

02:57:50.840 Is that a thing?

02:57:52.080 I don't know.

02:57:52.480 I think so.

02:57:53.140 I don't know if it's heated or not.

02:57:54.520 It was slippery.

02:57:55.020 I can't imagine a not-heated waterbed.

02:57:56.840 That would be really cold.

02:57:59.100 Yeah, it doesn't matter.

02:58:01.340 Have you ever seen a waterbed with no sheets on it?

02:58:04.080 It's just a plastic fucking bladder.

02:58:06.500 So you add two slippery bodies on top of that.

02:58:08.660 You know how old I am, right?

02:58:10.980 Well, I had one.

02:58:16.040 I'm very aware of what they are.

02:58:18.200 It was definitely the one with the wood around it.

02:58:20.240 You know what I'm talking about?

02:58:21.060 How when you're slippery, you get stuck down the fucking side, and you're like, fucking

02:58:24.360 I'm smothering and shit, man.

02:58:26.160 What the fuck?

02:58:26.580 Totally.

02:58:27.880 It was fucked, man.

02:58:28.440 Absolutely.

02:58:29.020 If you get the wrong sheets, and they don't hold on to it, then you end up getting it all

02:58:34.160 wrapped up in the sheet, and then you're like caught in a glass case of emotion down in

02:58:38.360 the side of the thing, the side of the wood, and you're like, oh, I know about the waterbeds.

02:58:45.300 Good times.

02:58:47.720 And you never get hammered, and then go and lay on a waterbed.

02:58:53.360 It's the worst time ever.

02:58:55.360 The worst.

02:58:57.100 Waterbeds are fucking weird.

02:58:58.400 26.

02:58:59.380 Unnecessary.

02:59:01.360 Who's 26?

02:59:04.220 Oh, transvesting your age.

02:59:06.660 Y'all, that's not even funny.

02:59:09.220 I had like 40.

02:59:10.340 40.

02:59:16.760 Look at her.

02:59:17.280 She's mapping it in her head, right?

02:59:21.060 How am I mapping it?

02:59:22.440 You know how old I am.

02:59:23.960 I'm not that old.

02:59:25.500 I'm old, but I'm not that old.

02:59:27.500 Maybe.

02:59:28.420 Well, you're still about, what, 10 years younger than me, aren't you?

02:59:32.060 I'm 50.

02:59:32.880 No.

02:59:33.600 Fucking anywhere near my age yet.

02:59:36.100 Yep.

02:59:36.460 Yes, I actually am quite near your age.

02:59:38.680 In next week, sir.

02:59:41.040 Oh, fuck.

02:59:42.720 Yeah.

02:59:44.340 Oh, hey.

02:59:45.580 We'll get it.

02:59:46.580 There are people who know how old I am.

02:59:48.060 Did we see that?

02:59:49.480 So.

02:59:50.180 Yeah.

02:59:50.740 Who's old?

02:59:52.140 Hey?

02:59:52.720 Have we seen the whistleblower on the Trump assassinations?

02:59:58.020 There's a whistleblower?

02:59:59.160 Whistleblower.

02:59:59.920 Yeah, apparently the former Pennsylvania, federal whistleblower, a former Pennsylvania state police employee, has filed a criminal complaint alleging that Governor Josh Shapiro of Pennsylvania was involved in the assassination attempt.

03:00:19.720 Well, that would be the one on July 13th.

03:00:27.640 Interesting.

03:00:29.060 It says the allegations are serious linking Shapiro with planning and facilitating the attempt.

03:00:36.040 However, these are claims made in private criminal complaints and not official charges from any prosecution office.

03:00:43.760 That's interesting.

03:00:45.440 Did the governor of Pennsylvania try to get him killed?

03:00:47.580 Yeah, that shit wouldn't quite surprise me.

03:00:55.260 The Irish strike again.

03:00:59.920 Yeah, right?

03:01:02.160 Every single time.

03:01:04.260 What's your favorite kind of cake there, Sarah?

03:01:07.300 If you had a cake, just say it.

03:01:09.440 A cheesecake.

03:01:11.500 Just plain New York cheesecake or a La Roca caramel crunch.

03:01:16.800 But they're hard to find.

03:01:18.420 What the fuck?

03:01:19.540 La Roca.

03:01:20.140 Yeah.

03:01:20.880 The La Roca caramel crunch.

03:01:22.860 They're so good.

03:01:23.780 But they're hard to find out.

03:01:24.820 You used to be able to get them at like Metro or.

03:01:28.540 Hmm.

03:01:29.960 Yeah.

03:01:34.540 My sister-in-law, she ate so much cheesecake, she smelled like cheesecake, man.

03:01:38.780 Oh my God, that's funny.

03:01:39.740 My sister-in-law.

03:01:40.140 No, she did.

03:01:40.780 She smelled like cheesecake, man.

03:01:41.920 Like, let's get this off.

03:01:43.400 I don't have like a sweet tooth.

03:01:45.040 I don't like cake.

03:01:46.480 I'm not sure if I'd be put off by that or.

03:01:49.680 No, it smells good.

03:01:51.340 It smells yummy.

03:01:52.400 You smell like cheesecake.

03:01:53.480 It's like.

03:01:53.840 I had a friend who worked at the Cheesecake Factory and she actually smelled like cheesecake

03:01:58.500 when she came home from work.

03:02:00.500 Hmm.

03:02:01.620 But that's just because she worked at the Cheesecake Factory, like actually.

03:02:05.560 I don't know, man.

03:02:07.980 And that's always remember what Kanye said about yours.

03:02:11.320 Oh wait, that's the wrong one.

03:02:12.400 But that one works too.

03:02:15.580 He's got too many.

03:02:17.500 That was the problem.

03:02:18.620 I picked the wrong one because he's got way too many.

03:02:24.140 Where was that one?

03:02:26.500 I don't know.

03:02:27.600 There's the one, I think.

03:02:28.580 Yeah, Ben Shapiro, Lincoln.

03:02:32.220 Yeah.

03:02:32.800 I don't think so.

03:02:34.180 There's cheesecake and fish.

03:02:36.240 Exactly.

03:02:39.900 Why am I hearing my voice bouncing back at me?

03:02:42.600 Fuck something like that.

03:02:44.360 That's your end.

03:02:45.960 No, fuck off.

03:02:47.040 It ain't my end.

03:02:47.800 Never does that.

03:02:48.440 It's not mine.

03:02:49.480 I have nothing to do with that.

03:02:51.360 It's totally his.

03:02:52.880 No, it's not.

03:02:54.020 It did it briefly.

03:02:54.980 Wow, that's the one I was looking for.

03:02:55.980 Those are like bitches.

03:02:56.660 You have to keep your bitches in check.

03:02:59.660 That's good.

03:03:01.760 Oh, this one was fun too.

03:03:03.420 I forgot about this one.

03:03:05.800 To all Jewish husbands, come get your bitch.

03:03:08.240 I just fucked the shit out of her.

03:03:10.080 And I don't want to hear her yapping.

03:03:11.840 This is the part where I probably shouldn't be on YouTube.

03:03:14.640 Right?

03:03:15.420 Right?

03:03:16.520 Whatever.

03:03:17.040 This is fine.

03:03:18.840 This is fine.

03:03:20.620 Fuck you.

03:03:21.240 Well, I mean, if we get nuked, then everybody come over to rumble.

03:03:25.340 If the YouTube channel gets nuked, everybody come over to rumble.

03:03:28.620 As long as I don't get a strike.

03:03:30.280 I don't need another strike.

03:03:31.940 If I get another strike, then I have to go to rumble.

03:03:34.260 You need strikes.

03:03:35.220 Agreed.

03:03:35.500 So let's get you one right now.

03:03:37.120 No, fuck off.

03:03:38.040 Don't do it.

03:03:38.560 He retweeted Andrew.

03:03:40.620 Having daughters.

03:03:41.960 Used to start acting like a faggot.

03:03:44.980 I'll shut her down.

03:03:45.840 Right?

03:03:46.320 It's true, though.

03:03:47.360 Really?

03:03:47.720 What other ones were there?

03:03:52.500 Box eight.

03:03:55.800 This one was kind of weird.

03:03:58.340 There's a sweet Jewish named Jill with the best taste that lives in New York.

03:04:04.360 Sending love to you from me and my wife.

03:04:07.920 I'm speaking on behalf of my wife since I have dominion over her, which is quite different

03:04:11.960 than the dynamic I've seen at every Shabbat I've been to.

03:04:15.000 Interesting.

03:04:19.360 Yeah, well, according to him, Jewish wives are the true kings of their household.

03:04:24.440 They run over their husbands.

03:04:27.000 And apparently they wear the pants and the greasy-ass jerry curls, too.

03:04:31.100 There you go.

03:04:32.600 Some of the lunatic ranting.

03:04:37.720 That's fun.

03:04:38.420 Yeah, we do.

03:04:39.720 Absolutely.

03:04:40.780 It'd be like he fucking needs to be on rumble.

03:04:43.420 Yeah, we'll do.

03:04:45.640 We'll get there.

03:04:47.260 It sounds like a Sunday morning thing.

03:04:50.060 Yeah, right?

03:04:51.160 Hmm.

03:04:52.980 I'm telling you.

03:04:54.160 What other ones were there?

03:04:55.640 What was this one?

03:04:57.540 Oh, yeah.

03:04:58.300 Yeah, that was awesome.

03:04:59.440 Pardon me.

03:05:00.260 I meant fuck everybody.

03:05:01.580 Keep your broke opinions to a minimum like your bank account.

03:05:04.340 Fuck, that was a good one.

03:05:10.080 That is kind of a good one.

03:05:12.200 And I'm not going to do all this work to say what the fuck I want and then not say what

03:05:16.340 the fuck I want.

03:05:17.200 That's a good point.

03:05:18.260 That's a real good point.

03:05:18.840 Who is this?

03:05:19.960 Who the fuck is this?

03:05:21.420 These are Kanye's tweets from the weekend.

03:05:24.840 His count's now gone.

03:05:27.000 But yeah, that's what he was talking about.

03:05:31.280 Oh, fuck.

03:05:31.900 This isn't for...

03:05:32.540 I was wondering if the fuck's Berger and I heard that.

03:05:34.260 I was like, you know, what the fuck?

03:05:38.320 You have to give him some context, John.

03:05:41.580 He doesn't know what the fuck.

03:05:42.920 Give him some context.

03:05:44.120 There's not much context.

03:05:45.760 I mean, nobody knows what the fuck.

03:05:47.400 That's the thing.

03:05:48.100 It's Kanye.

03:05:49.200 Right?

03:05:49.440 He just got on the laughing gas and fucking got onto his Twitter and away he went.

03:05:54.220 He's doing pretty good, though.

03:05:57.900 He fucking was, actually.

03:06:00.400 Oh, yeah.

03:06:00.760 That was the one I just showed.

03:06:02.620 This is the new one.

03:06:03.620 I'm going to start calling bitches faggots so you know I'm not homophobic.

03:06:08.740 Oh.

03:06:10.140 That could really backfire, though, you know?

03:06:15.380 Out there banging bitches, but you'd have to call them faggots because you're now calling

03:06:20.040 bitches faggots, so you'd be...

03:06:22.160 Sounds like you're at a ditty party.

03:06:25.040 Yeah.

03:06:26.300 Also, I've heard some, like, released audio this week of, like, things at Diddy's house.

03:06:33.760 What?

03:06:34.360 Oh, yeah.

03:06:35.180 He's a bad person.

03:06:38.060 Probably, yeah.

03:06:39.040 Like, people, they hurt a lot of people.

03:06:43.740 I feel like those people are really bad.

03:06:46.500 Do you see that picture of Justin Bieber recently?

03:06:49.440 I think he's getting flashbacks now that it's all in the media, because he looks fucking

03:06:56.180 rough.

03:06:57.960 Yeah, he looks like...

03:06:59.160 I feel like he's going to be the next person who's disappears-ish.

03:07:04.580 What's this one?

03:07:05.680 He looks traumatized.

03:07:07.100 On another note, any bitch can get...

03:07:10.620 Oh, yeah, this one.

03:07:11.660 Any bitch can get mad at you and claim rape, then you're publicly guilty for the rest of

03:07:15.180 your life, or until they take down your helicopter in the Calabas, where superheroes go to die.

03:07:20.560 Calabasas, yeah.

03:07:21.600 The Colby Bryant reference.

03:07:24.420 Yeah.

03:07:25.320 This was one of my favorites, though.

03:07:28.380 I'd rather be a colonizer than colonized.

03:07:31.500 Soak that one in.

03:07:33.240 It's true.

03:07:36.420 Not gonna deny that.

03:07:39.840 Yeah.

03:07:41.280 He's consistent in his ability to, you know, just...

03:07:46.060 Oh.

03:07:47.200 Yeah, this is a long one.

03:07:48.880 No musician has done what I've done since Wagner.

03:07:52.720 Hail Hitler.

03:07:54.180 No musician is doing what I'm doing, or will be able to do what I'm about to do.

03:08:00.400 Why?

03:08:00.720 First of all, Minas is broke and ran by.

03:08:05.440 Say it with me now.

03:08:06.960 Da juice.

03:08:08.160 Da juice.

03:08:09.340 Da juice.

03:08:10.680 Second of all, I'm just better than everyone by light years.

03:08:16.780 Immeasurably better than everyone.

03:08:18.880 Ever.

03:08:20.460 Niggas don't make that fresh-out-the-box Super Nintendo.

03:08:24.340 Niggas shit not exciting.

03:08:26.380 Unless they copywriting my whole shit.

03:08:29.800 Niggas is boring.

03:08:32.220 Niggas all say the same shit.

03:08:34.360 Niggas is pussy and would never get off Spotify.

03:08:37.780 I know it's some faggot-ass niggas thinking when I see that, nigga, but you will never see me.

03:08:46.160 I don't be where broke-ass copycat rappers be.

03:08:49.640 Wow.

03:08:50.500 Yeah.

03:08:51.040 Wow.

03:08:51.340 I don't have it.

03:08:55.660 Don't have to bring him back the word honky.

03:08:58.380 Yeah, nice.

03:09:00.260 Honky.

03:09:00.780 Honk, honk.

03:09:01.060 We're with pride.

03:09:03.180 Honk, honk.

03:09:04.180 Yeah, right?

03:09:05.160 You can never be an older honking boy, but you can be his boy.

03:09:09.220 The honking will continue until freedom improves.

03:09:13.880 That was my hood voice.

03:09:16.320 Yeah.

03:09:16.900 Sarah from Da Hood.

03:09:17.880 That's literally my hood voice.

03:09:20.560 How did I do?

03:09:22.320 I think he's single.

03:09:24.040 Sorry.

03:09:25.400 This one.

03:09:26.520 Because those words never went anywhere.

03:09:32.000 I love gay people.

03:09:33.380 Yeah, there you go.

03:09:33.840 He doesn't want the word faggot.

03:09:35.080 All my gay friends know that.

03:09:37.320 But y'all are going to take the word faggot from me.

03:09:39.140 I'm going to take the word faggot from me.

03:09:42.080 What's finna?

03:09:43.460 Yeah, there's another.

03:09:45.660 Well, like, it's gonna, basically.

03:09:48.040 Make finna, you know, a finna.

03:09:49.340 Basically.

03:09:49.980 You're finally going to take, you know, a finna, you know, finna.

03:09:53.340 What?

03:09:54.440 Yeah.

03:09:55.880 Yes, I work with gay people.

03:09:57.580 It's just basically gonna.

03:09:59.360 Faggot.

03:10:00.540 Any gay person that works with me gets mad at me.

03:10:03.740 Faggot.

03:10:05.040 Faggot.

03:10:06.720 Faggot.

03:10:08.800 Okay.

03:10:10.100 Absolutely.

03:10:11.180 I love that one.

03:10:12.840 It's true.

03:10:14.920 I have a question.

03:10:16.660 If I call him a nigger, my nigger.

03:10:19.420 And he gets mad, he's a nigger.

03:10:21.940 It's kind of the same thing, isn't it?

03:10:23.420 Yeah.

03:10:23.900 Exactly.

03:10:25.100 Hi.

03:10:25.600 That works.

03:10:26.460 Hi.

03:10:27.560 My question.

03:10:29.180 Why say finna if it's the same amount of words and syllables as gonna?

03:10:39.500 I don't understand why you're even asking for the logical.

03:10:44.000 Because there is no logic behind it.

03:10:46.200 So just.

03:10:46.500 Because I'm confused as to why that is even a word.

03:10:50.200 I thought that was a spelling mistake.

03:10:52.560 I'm finna gonna get it done.

03:10:53.740 I'm finna gonna do that.

03:10:54.960 I'm finna gonna do that.

03:10:56.880 I'm finna.

03:10:57.020 I'm finna gonna do that.

03:10:58.720 I'm finna put a cap in your head.

03:10:59.680 I'm finna gonna slap you for talking like that.

03:11:05.280 Right?

03:11:07.040 It's like when someone texts me at P-T-Y-L.

03:11:10.360 No.

03:11:12.680 Maybe.

03:11:13.420 But just never forget the Jews wrote Martin Luther King's speech.

03:11:16.540 So happy Black History Month.

03:11:17.680 There could be some truth to that.

03:11:23.160 I don't know.

03:11:24.140 I have questions.

03:11:25.940 This is a favorite though.

03:11:27.740 Fat bitches are sex offenders.

03:11:29.920 I see them.

03:11:30.860 I'm sexually offended.

03:11:32.260 Making lingerie for fat bitches is like giving knives to little kids.

03:11:36.000 They're gonna hurt somebody.

03:11:37.420 And if you find yourself in a fat bitch pussy, just remember, it's because you're broke.

03:11:43.240 Oh my god.

03:11:45.300 Someone should put that on a shirt.

03:11:47.680 Can you get that on a shirt?

03:11:50.160 I think we should.

03:11:51.000 Okay.

03:11:51.680 Send that back to me.

03:11:54.660 I'm gonna take that to the library cricket machine and print it on a cricket thing and

03:11:58.820 put it on a shirt.

03:12:00.460 I'm in.

03:12:01.480 I'm in.

03:12:01.600 Totally.

03:12:02.800 Okay.

03:12:03.380 Send that to me.

03:12:03.720 Yeah.

03:12:04.720 He hates rappers too, by the way.

03:12:08.000 Hates the way they dress.

03:12:10.220 And, you know, the more drip they put on, the broker they lock.

03:12:15.220 But that's the guy who wears all black.

03:12:18.000 That's funny.

03:12:19.600 Well, that Ann has a wife that wears nothing.

03:12:22.840 Right?

03:12:24.020 Because that's...

03:12:24.580 I feel like that's just a humiliation ritual.

03:12:26.820 I don't think it has anything to do with anything other than he's trying to humiliate her.

03:12:30.900 It's retarded, though.

03:12:31.840 But he says that if you see anyone around him, they're providing a service.

03:12:36.060 Friends are for kids, apparently.

03:12:38.860 I'm a user.

03:12:40.000 I only have people around me that are useful.

03:12:42.220 If you can't be used, you're useless.

03:12:44.700 I mean, he's not exactly wrong.

03:12:50.980 He's not wrong.

03:12:52.840 I mean...

03:12:54.580 100% wrong, but yeah.

03:12:57.120 I don't know.

03:12:58.200 What was this one?

03:12:59.280 Oh, yeah.

03:12:59.540 He loves China.

03:13:00.900 He'll never say anything bad or against China.

03:13:04.260 They've always showed him love when Americans turn their backs on him because of a red hat or a T-shirt.

03:13:09.400 He gets money with China.

03:13:10.760 I love China.

03:13:11.580 And he believes God brought him to China when he was 10 for a reason.

03:13:17.200 Can you say that in a Trump voice?

03:13:19.580 He was starting to make sense.

03:13:20.720 Yeah, really.

03:13:21.380 Yeah.

03:13:22.320 Something like that.

03:13:23.600 I don't say nothing bad against China.

03:13:26.400 Yeah.

03:13:27.080 China's my favorite.

03:13:27.800 I love China.

03:13:29.460 China's good.

03:13:30.260 We like China.

03:13:31.020 China's great.

03:13:31.600 Great China.

03:13:33.220 We love China.

03:13:34.420 Oh, yeah.

03:13:34.900 Here's where he's talking about white people and Jewish people are different.

03:13:37.760 You can get money with Jewish people, but they're always going to steal it.

03:13:41.840 And invite you over to their house on Friday.

03:13:44.740 White people do not fuck with niggas.

03:13:46.580 They leave that to the Jews.

03:13:48.220 If you think you're getting money with a white person, it's not true.

03:13:51.460 That so-called white person is actually Jewish.

03:13:54.260 Jews hate whites because of the Germans from World War II.

03:13:58.480 I mean, I think they probably hated before that, but.

03:14:00.920 Yeah.

03:14:01.480 That goes back a little further.

03:14:03.360 Yeah.

03:14:04.060 Jewish people actually hate white people and use black people.

03:14:08.040 Like, that's the thing.

03:14:08.960 I mean, there's nothing that he really said was completely out of pocket, but.

03:14:14.120 I know, but he lost me at China, though.

03:14:15.680 Like, I was like, yeah, I got a point there.

03:14:17.640 Yeah, that kind of makes sense.

03:14:18.600 Yeah, I might not be wrong there.

03:14:19.760 And in China.

03:14:21.220 I can't.

03:14:21.860 What the fuck, dude?

03:14:22.760 Well, from his perspective, though.

03:14:24.300 From his perspective, he makes a ton of money with them.

03:14:26.980 And they have never shit on him.

03:14:28.900 So, I guess, to him.

03:14:29.960 But he didn't have his money.

03:14:31.380 Chinese are the most racist people.

03:14:32.840 Asian people don't like fucking black people, man.

03:14:36.760 Like, even Muslims don't like black Muslims, man.

03:14:40.200 Like, they don't.

03:14:41.000 This is what he thinks of your opinion.

03:14:44.340 Okay?

03:14:45.020 He knows niggas thinking he talking all that shit on the internet, but he won't say it to my face.

03:14:49.840 Why the fuck would I ever let you talk to me?

03:14:52.080 You're broke.

03:14:53.360 You dumb ass.

03:14:54.800 Free tits.

03:14:57.420 Again, he's not wrong.

03:14:59.020 But, yeah, I mean, who likes China, right?

03:15:07.460 But, I guess, if they're giving you a whole bunch of fucking money and everybody else canceled all your deals, maybe you'd start to like China.

03:15:13.780 If you can speak the language and you have a clean record and you want to go make business, you can make money over there.

03:15:20.600 I mean, you can, especially if you have, like, a channel and whatnot.

03:15:26.820 Like, what's his name there?

03:15:27.760 The guy that got arrested in Russia there.

03:15:29.240 What the fuck's his name?

03:15:29.920 He's got a good channel.

03:15:31.380 Dawson?

03:15:32.480 I can't remember.

03:15:34.260 Ryan Dawson?

03:15:35.660 No, no.

03:15:37.120 But he speaks Mandarin and Cantonese and he speaks different.

03:15:42.320 He tries to make an effort to fucking learn the language of where he's going so he can at least say a few words to people.

03:15:48.440 And he goes off the beaten path and he talks to people.

03:15:51.480 They just, you know what I mean?

03:15:53.200 It's not a bad channel.

03:15:56.860 I can't knock it.

03:15:57.680 I would do things a little bit differently, but I'm a lunatic, so.

03:16:02.740 Yeah, right.

03:16:03.500 Probably get arrested more.

03:16:06.260 There's no question there.

03:16:07.500 Nope.

03:16:08.460 Oh, yeah.

03:16:09.380 Yes.

03:16:10.900 That's why I don't have a passport and I'll leave.

03:16:16.300 I will stay in my 15-minute city.

03:16:18.640 Stay, Chris.

03:16:19.260 Stay.

03:16:19.440 Stay.

03:16:19.540 I certainly wouldn't want to go to a country like China or any of those places because there's too many of those weird laws that I just wouldn't know and I guarantee would break.

03:16:33.360 Yeah, because you have to know.

03:16:39.400 Like the ones you bring here?

03:16:42.100 I don't know, man.

03:16:43.120 I know somebody who's from there.

03:16:44.460 Yeah, but at least I know here.

03:16:46.260 The difference is if I go to jail here, at least I know the conditions are, you know, bearable compared to, you know, you're in like a fucking Chinese prison or something.

03:16:56.820 I don't want to go there.

03:16:59.080 No.

03:17:01.060 No.

03:17:03.040 Never to be heard of again and they harvest your organs or something.

03:17:06.880 They're taking your blood and shit.

03:17:08.300 Probably exactly.

03:17:11.020 Oh, but they don't have it.

03:17:12.280 They just tell Canada.

03:17:14.040 They just tell Canada, oh, he got fucking tanked in prison.

03:17:17.300 That's all.

03:17:18.220 Yeah.

03:17:21.980 Yeah, we feel real bad about it.

03:17:23.680 You know, it's terrible.

03:17:27.520 No one's going to care.

03:17:29.420 Nobody cares if you go to jail here.

03:17:31.760 People don't care unless they know when you raise a stink about it, but nobody's going to know or care because people in jail are forgotten, man.

03:17:38.280 When you're in there, people are on the outside doing their own thing, living their life.

03:17:42.820 People on the inside are like, fuck those people.

03:17:46.920 Why didn't somebody come break me out, man?

03:17:48.620 Well, Kanye says, fuck those Make-A-Wish kids.

03:17:54.960 Turned down three photos this week.

03:17:57.420 Make-A-Wish kids in wheelchairs.

03:17:59.800 Oh.

03:18:01.300 Why is...

03:18:01.980 I don't take photos, except for when I take photos.

03:18:06.160 Yeah.

03:18:10.020 Yeah, he's an odd fella.

03:18:11.560 I'd love to get...

03:18:12.620 Shoot down Make-A-Wish kids.

03:18:14.460 Yeah.

03:18:14.580 Yeah.

03:18:18.620 That's sad, man.

03:18:20.120 Why the fuck would you go down that road?

03:18:21.880 Jesus.

03:18:22.640 Yeah.

03:18:24.160 Fuck, man.

03:18:26.400 Well, it was funny because I was going to say, I'm sure he's just making that up, but as I now realize, I mean, fuck, there is a good chance that he actually did say no.

03:18:35.720 Yeah.

03:18:36.780 Why would you say that?

03:18:37.460 Oh, no.

03:18:37.840 My social credit's already in the negative, Angus.

03:18:40.580 It's already in the negative.

03:18:42.020 I owe.

03:18:43.700 Let me tell you.

03:18:45.260 Probably.

03:18:46.300 Working on it.

03:18:47.060 Oh, there's no problem to be about it.

03:18:49.060 The second social credit fucking becomes a thing, I'm just going to be locked up.

03:18:56.780 That's all.

03:18:57.740 They're just going to come and grab me right away and be like, we're not even going to let you try this system.

03:19:05.040 You're done.

03:19:08.480 Three odds in a cut.

03:19:10.200 Or a jumpsuit.

03:19:13.100 Breaking rocks in the ghouled egg.

03:19:14.860 Who knows?

03:19:15.260 Whatever.

03:19:16.340 Hopefully, I'll still be able to say I'm a lady.

03:19:19.180 Right.

03:19:20.420 Just get easier time, right?

03:19:26.240 That's all you got to do now.

03:19:29.880 Yeah, there's still in jail for the coots.

03:19:33.340 There's still in there?

03:19:34.580 Still.

03:19:35.980 There are two.

03:19:36.820 Yeah, there would be.

03:19:38.660 There's other people out there still in jail that are related.

03:19:43.160 Well, political prisoners and stuff that are still in jail, too.

03:19:46.860 But nobody knows who they are.

03:19:48.820 But there's a few of them.

03:19:52.020 Probably arrested for mischief.

03:19:56.000 You got to love that one, eh?

03:19:58.440 That means I can just arrest you for anything.

03:20:00.120 I don't like the cut of your jib.

03:20:01.100 You're coming with me.

03:20:01.760 I'm going to kidnap you and put the fucking culture bracelets on you.

03:20:07.620 So then, okay, okay, okay.

03:20:10.140 I just thought of something.

03:20:12.380 So if the mischief charge is basically the one that you just make up for when you don't have one, right?

03:20:20.260 Yeah.

03:20:20.560 Like, what counts as probable cause for that?

03:20:27.440 Right?

03:20:27.920 Like, at that point, do they even need it?

03:20:29.960 Because it's basically just like, I don't know what to charge you with, so mischief.

03:20:34.740 Yep, that's what the cops do, man.

03:20:36.220 They did it to me.

03:20:37.840 They just make up shit, right?

03:20:40.000 They don't like you.

03:20:40.640 If they don't like you, they don't like you.

03:20:41.800 They'll do what they want.

03:20:42.720 They're ego-tripping fucking cocksuckers, man.

03:20:46.180 I'm getting started.

03:20:47.300 I don't fucking like them.

03:20:50.560 Oh, it's fucked up.

03:20:53.840 Actually, speaking of that, what was that one news headline?

03:20:58.840 FEMA funds are diverted for migrant housing.

03:21:02.560 Did see that.

03:21:04.220 Oh, what do we got?

03:21:05.960 I'm going to show you this.

03:21:07.920 We're on the Twitter machine.

03:21:10.180 I'm going to get stuck in there.

03:21:11.760 Check this out.

03:21:13.880 Remember, it's where?

03:21:15.760 Yeah, come out underneath an ice plow like that.

03:21:17.740 Did they fall asleep or were they killed earlier?

03:21:20.960 No, this is Professor's Lake, and there's a lot of birds around here.

03:21:25.240 Still, what the heck is this?

03:21:27.580 Who do we contact to, I guess, move the bodies?

03:21:32.860 I don't know, so there's one more right there.

03:21:35.920 I'm not too sure what the situation is, but it looks like they fall asleep, and I guess maybe

03:21:40.100 the water freezes around them?

03:21:41.980 Yeah.

03:21:42.620 I'm just guessing, of course, but I mean.

03:21:45.380 That's what I first saw.

03:21:46.760 Another one right there.

03:21:47.620 Hard to say.

03:21:50.260 That's brutal.

03:21:51.540 There's another one, but that's probably.

03:21:53.000 We're supposed to go south, dum-dums.

03:21:57.480 Fuck.

03:21:58.060 Don't they fuck?

03:21:58.480 They're supposed to fly south, man.

03:22:00.160 Okay.

03:22:00.620 I'm going to show you, because there's more.

03:22:05.940 So.

03:22:06.860 Yeah.

03:22:09.820 They're probably afraid of the bright line.

03:22:11.300 I think we're not fucking going down there, and that terrain kills fucking everything.

03:22:25.740 Is this the same, Ron?

03:22:28.160 No, wait.

03:22:28.900 No.

03:22:29.040 That's not the one.

03:22:29.940 Hang on.

03:22:31.040 That's fine.

03:22:31.560 I wouldn't let that meat go to waste.

03:22:33.020 Those are two good fucking geese right there.

03:22:34.720 I mean, take it home, fuck, please.

03:22:36.600 I don't care.

03:22:37.840 You can cut the whole geese.

03:22:39.800 Oh, my God.

03:22:40.900 It's a geese.

03:22:42.200 Ah.

03:22:43.280 Okay.

03:22:43.580 That's not the video.

03:22:44.420 Sorry.

03:22:45.000 I'll find the right one.

03:22:45.980 I had it.

03:22:46.540 Now it disappeared.

03:22:47.640 Sorry.

03:22:48.860 Oh, my God.

03:22:49.220 There's one that shows a whole bunch of them.

03:22:52.200 Like, there's a whole bunch of these fucking geese.

03:22:59.180 It's not just a few.

03:23:00.440 Oh, my God.

03:23:04.720 Yeah, North Carolina is still out of the neck of the woods.

03:23:13.160 These guys, like, you got Trent talking about taking over Grenada, Panama, or what?

03:23:17.920 Not Grenada, but Greenland, Canada.

03:23:22.280 Oh, but you did the Gulf of America.

03:23:24.080 It's cool.

03:23:24.580 Oh, now he's in Gaza.

03:23:26.300 We're going to send in.

03:23:27.500 There'll be no boots on the ground, but we're going to go take over Gaza, and it'll be our thing now.

03:23:32.200 Make Gaza MAGA again.

03:23:33.860 Trump, yeah, he's going to be Trump Plaza, and fucking on the oceanfront property.

03:23:37.960 You can gas it.

03:23:39.040 Oh, yeah.

03:23:40.260 But there's still fucking cleaning up North Carolina and Maui and all these.

03:23:48.480 You can't even look after your own backyard, but you're talking about all these other places.

03:23:51.500 Like, what are you doing?

03:23:52.780 Yeah.

03:23:53.620 You know?

03:23:54.020 Fuck you, Joe.

03:23:56.960 Right?

03:23:58.280 Yeah.

03:24:00.120 Obviously, they clearly don't give a fuck about their own people.

03:24:04.340 No, definitely not.

03:24:05.320 Like, if you think about it, it's like they paid for the destruction of Gaza, and now they're also going to pay for the cleanup and the rebuild.

03:24:14.140 See how that works?

03:24:15.000 Yeah.

03:24:15.340 It's amazing, isn't it?

03:24:17.340 Fuck.

03:24:18.740 It's gross.

03:24:19.500 And it's right in front of your face, man.

03:24:20.760 If you can't see it, people can't fucking help you over here.

03:24:23.980 Again, I don't understand why some people think that's a good thing.

03:24:28.900 I'm like, what are you talking about?

03:24:30.040 Like, you're literally just wasting money to level land that you're never going to go to.

03:24:36.780 And then now you're going to also keep in mind, you're also going to risk American lives, too, because they're going to send people in to fucking sweep through and find any unexploded bombs or whatever the fuck might be, you know, laying all over.

03:24:52.200 Not to mention, the people of Gaza are also not exactly happy about this move either, so is it really going to be that easy to go in there?

03:25:02.760 This is why I wish people on the left and the right would fucking, especially people on the left, I wish they'd wake the fuck up and know what they're going to do.

03:25:10.720 Because we have a common enemy, man.

03:25:13.380 You know what I mean?

03:25:13.760 Like, it's like, what's his name was saying today?

03:25:18.280 He said he's making fun of Mark Dice because Mark Dice makes fun of sports ballers and how everybody goes, go team, and they're not paying attention and shit.

03:25:29.640 But the same can be said for people like us who just follow politics, because it's kind of the same thing.

03:25:35.020 We're rooting for shit.

03:25:36.560 What the fuck?

03:25:38.600 What the hell is that?

03:25:41.320 African lion safari?

03:25:42.660 I don't know.

03:25:42.920 It's a fucking silverback.

03:25:44.500 What's going on?

03:25:45.860 Oh, my God.

03:25:47.200 For you!

03:25:48.400 It's a fucking silverback, man.

03:25:50.160 Poor guy.

03:25:50.860 Oh, shit.

03:25:51.160 Put those pancakes on the show.

03:25:52.660 Let me record this here.

03:25:54.780 Oh, shit.

03:25:57.240 How did it do?

03:25:58.620 How did it do?

03:25:59.640 Can you imagine being in?

03:26:01.340 Oh, bro.

03:26:02.460 Look at it.

03:26:03.600 Why?

03:26:04.740 That's all I want to know.

03:26:05.980 Just why.

03:26:07.220 Just so much why.

03:26:08.860 Fuck.

03:26:10.500 I heard it.

03:26:13.940 Sorry.

03:26:14.440 That was it.

03:26:15.540 A strong roof.

03:26:16.480 I had to see it.

03:26:18.340 Yeah, right?

03:26:19.200 Can we go back and just note what kind of car that was?

03:26:24.580 That's the real MVP.

03:26:26.660 Whoever the...

03:26:27.380 It was a Prius?

03:26:28.180 Fuck you.

03:26:29.420 That was a Prius.

03:26:30.040 It was a Prius.

03:26:30.860 It was a Prius.

03:26:31.940 You want to see it again?

03:26:33.560 Fucking actually held up.

03:26:34.800 I'll show you a fucking way that's a Prius.

03:26:36.620 Over in the middle of it.

03:26:39.180 A Prius was able to hold that?

03:26:45.920 It's got to have a hell of a crash rating.

03:26:47.780 Yeah, we wouldn't mind seeing the after effect of that roof.

03:26:52.360 Yeah, just pause.

03:26:53.340 We don't need to hit play.

03:26:56.440 Is that or is that a Chevy Volt?

03:27:00.800 No, it's a Prius.

03:27:03.420 Look at that.

03:27:04.200 Toyota.

03:27:05.520 That was...

03:27:06.280 Unbelievable.

03:27:07.360 I figured a Prius would fucking taco under that.

03:27:13.140 See, Toyota's got a pretty good frame, I guess.

03:27:17.280 You know?

03:27:17.640 Like the tacos and stuff.

03:27:19.560 Good frames.

03:27:20.680 Tundra's, good frames.

03:27:21.940 Well, shit.

03:27:22.780 Did that lift driver have a Prius?

03:27:24.340 I feel like if...

03:27:28.280 I've seen people that like jumped on the hood of like a Cavalier or a Slutfire and those

03:27:33.060 things just like buckled.

03:27:35.020 So...

03:27:36.000 Well, no.

03:27:36.720 I'm just thinking that now for Lardy B there, she can just call up fucking the Ubers or whatever

03:27:43.880 and just tell them to bring a Prius.

03:27:45.320 She can ride on the roof.

03:27:46.960 On the roof, yeah.

03:27:47.860 It'll be all right.

03:27:49.140 A roof ride for that ride.

03:27:50.980 It'll be all right.

03:27:51.420 It's got room and the roof fucking holds.

03:27:52.500 It's got structural integrity for fucking days.

03:27:57.220 Well, jet.

03:27:59.460 Thank God that wasn't a smart car.

03:28:02.400 Thank God.

03:28:03.620 Is there no backstory to that?

03:28:05.220 Or do I even want to...

03:28:06.160 Do we care?

03:28:07.140 I don't know.

03:28:08.120 I don't even care.

03:28:09.060 That's what happens when I open Twitter.

03:28:10.600 That's why I don't open it.

03:28:13.020 They're in any clown world.

03:28:14.820 Doing people...

03:28:15.500 Clown people doing clowny things.

03:28:17.620 Yeah.

03:28:18.100 I mean, maybe it's what you search on Twitter.

03:28:20.260 Because, like, I open Twitter every day.

03:28:24.080 And I don't have...

03:28:25.260 I don't have...

03:28:27.260 I don't have to...

03:28:29.780 I don't search anything on Twitter.

03:28:31.800 Because I don't know how to search anything on Twitter.

03:28:34.140 All I do is if you send me a link...

03:28:37.020 There's, like, three people that send me Twitter links.

03:28:39.640 And then I can open them.

03:28:41.340 Or that I only recently was able to hear sound on the Twitter live things.

03:28:49.760 Because before, I couldn't even hear sound.

03:28:51.640 I don't...

03:28:51.980 I've never even...

03:28:52.840 I've never posted a tweet.

03:28:54.880 I don't know how to...

03:28:56.320 I don't...

03:28:57.340 No idea.

03:28:58.420 No clue.

03:28:59.280 I have it so that I can open the links and watch the lives.

03:29:03.580 Listen to the lives.

03:29:04.680 Not even watch the lives.

03:29:06.040 But that's not a thing.

03:29:06.820 Listen.

03:29:07.140 Holy shit.

03:29:07.800 There's 31 people watching.

03:29:08.900 And that never happens, really.

03:29:11.880 Yeah, right?

03:29:12.300 There's a few people watching right now.

03:29:14.020 Lord Snapp and Tundra.

03:29:15.000 And geez, look at that.

03:29:16.420 Lord Tundra and Enlighten.

03:29:18.320 They're at 31.

03:29:22.020 Oh, my.

03:29:22.780 My 31.

03:29:23.760 They're not there.

03:29:25.760 Well, easily Rumble gets more views, I notice.

03:29:29.080 When I'm watching you guys on Rumble.

03:29:30.580 Or anybody else on Rumble.

03:29:31.640 Rumble always gets...

03:29:32.300 It does.

03:29:32.820 Because there's 52 on Rumble.

03:29:34.920 Yeah.

03:29:35.280 You can tell.

03:29:36.480 It's because you can say things like...

03:29:38.900 Fuck you, faggot.

03:29:40.520 Yeah.

03:29:41.520 Well, I said it on YouTube.

03:29:42.700 We talked about it.

03:29:44.000 Right?

03:29:44.620 It's fucking...

03:29:47.400 There's too many goddamn fucks on you.

03:29:48.300 But you can't say it with a little hat.

03:29:50.520 Shut up, faggot.

03:29:53.740 Give your balls a tug.

03:29:55.180 All over.

03:30:03.600 Oh.

03:30:04.000 That's the coolest part of that show.

03:30:06.300 That show kind of went gay.

03:30:07.700 I used to like that show.

03:30:09.020 And I was like, ah.

03:30:11.080 Still a little gay.

03:30:13.020 Because it's taxpayer funded too.

03:30:14.900 Don't forget.

03:30:15.960 You know?

03:30:16.400 Yeah.

03:30:16.680 In the arts and all that shit.

03:30:19.480 Absolutely.

03:30:20.440 Yeah.

03:30:21.620 Yeah.

03:30:22.100 Yeah.

03:30:22.300 You gotta walk the line.

03:30:23.040 You told the line.

03:30:23.660 And you told the narrative.

03:30:24.900 And throw the little fucking gay shit in there.

03:30:26.760 And it's sad.

03:30:30.220 Because it's such a small percentage of the population.

03:30:34.200 Why do you keep throwing fucking gay stuff and everything, man?

03:30:36.500 Like, the majority of your viewers are not gay.

03:30:39.060 Like, why do you keep doing that to people?

03:30:40.760 They're going to get a little angry and a little fucking tired of it.

03:30:44.040 And now, like, even gay people that I know aren't fucking cool with this shit.

03:30:48.420 Like, fucking, like...

03:30:49.340 Sweater stinks.

03:30:51.480 Well, wash it.

03:30:52.660 I just realized.

03:30:54.080 I was like, what the fuck is this?

03:30:55.240 Why is this smell?

03:30:56.160 Like, I'm trying to figure out what the smell was in here.

03:30:58.200 And I'm, like, trying to not, like...

03:30:59.900 And then I'm like...

03:31:00.220 It's you.

03:31:00.900 Oh, it's the sweater.

03:31:02.720 It's because I was wearing it when I was moving all of my bags of...

03:31:07.440 What's it called?

03:31:08.900 Onions and stuff in the basement.

03:31:11.000 Like, all my 50-pound bags.

03:31:12.620 Like, all my huge bags of onions and shit.

03:31:14.820 Like, all my...

03:31:15.660 I was moving it all around in the basement.

03:31:17.580 And I'm like...

03:31:18.300 It smells like...

03:31:19.980 Like mustard.

03:31:20.340 Sweaty onions.

03:31:22.360 Yeah.

03:31:22.720 Well, kind of like onions, but kind of like must.

03:31:26.880 Like, wet.

03:31:27.740 It's dirt.

03:31:28.780 I was like, what is that?

03:31:31.660 Anyway.

03:31:32.620 It's my sweater.

03:31:33.480 Yeah.

03:31:33.740 So...

03:31:34.340 You just do laundry.

03:31:36.840 Like, you know how to do laundry, right?

03:31:39.140 Yeah, totally.

03:31:39.980 I just...

03:31:40.400 I grabbed a...

03:31:41.340 I just grabbed a...

03:31:42.040 It's a washer.

03:31:43.800 Sweater.

03:31:44.400 It's not ass.

03:31:45.220 It's not vagina.

03:31:46.220 Look at this fucking chat.

03:31:47.560 You guys are fucking...

03:31:48.580 You guys are savage, right?

03:31:49.940 Look at this.

03:31:51.460 I get vagina.

03:31:52.980 I get some ass.

03:31:54.540 Yeah.

03:31:55.140 Nice.

03:31:55.780 Nice, guys.

03:31:56.700 Are you openly admitting you get vagina and ass?

03:32:00.680 You fucking retards.

03:32:03.100 God almighty.

03:32:04.480 Now what's happening here?

03:32:06.300 Oh.

03:32:06.540 I was moving stuff around in my pantry.

03:32:09.120 They weren't even that bad.

03:32:11.660 They weren't even that bad.

03:32:13.380 It's fucking...

03:32:14.540 Yeast.

03:32:15.900 Y'all.

03:32:17.940 Y'all.

03:32:18.660 It literally...

03:32:19.460 I shouldn't have even said anything.

03:32:20.880 This is what happens.

03:32:21.840 You want me to take it off now?

03:32:23.260 Is that what's happening?

03:32:24.060 All right.

03:32:24.860 Okay.

03:32:25.240 That's it.

03:32:25.860 You guys got it.

03:32:27.080 No, just kidding.

03:32:28.640 That's it.

03:32:30.000 Ah.

03:32:30.700 Just kidding.

03:32:31.940 For food.

03:32:32.620 For food.

03:32:34.300 Yeah.

03:32:35.620 You just made the list.

03:32:38.000 I am going to go put another sweater on, though.

03:32:40.260 So...

03:32:41.180 Fuck you guys.

03:32:42.260 Put that other shirt on that matches that one.

03:32:44.640 Go do your laundry.

03:32:45.900 I'm not going to put the same sweater on.

03:32:51.780 Yeah.

03:32:52.060 Oh, actually.

03:32:53.620 Oh, come on now.

03:32:55.180 Come on now.

03:32:56.500 What?

03:32:57.160 Remember that one?

03:32:58.060 That one time?

03:32:58.320 Oh.

03:32:58.680 What is that about?

03:33:03.180 Brutal.

03:33:04.420 Put that other shirt on, man.

03:33:05.980 Come on.

03:33:06.520 You can do it.

03:33:08.420 Do it for your country.

03:33:11.480 The macho man's gonna eat your ass!

03:33:14.420 Yeah.

03:33:15.160 Right?

03:33:16.900 Sounds wrong.

03:33:18.140 Happened.

03:33:19.280 Probably is.

03:33:22.040 Probably is.

03:33:23.980 What else?

03:33:24.460 Has anything happened today?

03:33:25.960 Nothing?

03:33:26.900 She mutes herself.

03:33:28.480 Sarah's talking.

03:33:29.360 I can see shadow.

03:33:32.120 I can see shadows.

03:33:33.140 I can see boob shadow on the wall over there, Sarah.

03:33:35.980 I see boob shadows.

03:33:38.200 Bah!

03:33:41.320 Maybe we can pick up a reflection and something.

03:33:43.320 We'll fucking zoom in.

03:33:44.840 Here you go.

03:33:45.280 Chris.

03:33:45.720 Chris.

03:33:49.780 Unbelievable.

03:33:52.700 That's what's going on.

03:33:53.940 It's nothing.

03:33:54.660 I see nothing.

03:33:55.560 I haven't.

03:33:56.280 I hope so.

03:33:56.820 Like, just waiting for something to blow up or drop from the sky or something, you know?

03:34:04.660 Again?

03:34:05.780 I don't know.

03:34:06.480 I'm just checking.

03:34:07.380 I figure we should expect it, right?

03:34:13.060 Yeah, man.

03:34:13.840 I wish there was something big that was going to happen soon.

03:34:16.320 And I don't think plane crashes are the big thing that's happening.

03:34:20.340 There's going to be something big that's going to happen.

03:34:22.720 I don't know.

03:34:23.440 Right now, it's no gay shit.

03:34:26.560 Like, Super Bowl, Drake, and Mahomes are, like, the top three trending topics right now.

03:34:32.820 So, that's pretty gay.

03:34:34.760 I don't know.

03:34:37.860 Maybe aliens will show up and reveal themselves to everybody.

03:34:41.300 I did hear that Taylor Swift got booed, though.

03:34:45.240 Yeah, I saw that.

03:34:47.760 Well, that's encouraging.

03:34:49.760 Let's go.

03:34:51.140 I'm all for booing Taylor Swift.

03:34:53.480 Absolutely.

03:34:54.100 Especially in large numbers.

03:34:55.940 And that makes her, like, face to turn.

03:34:58.320 She's upset about it.

03:35:00.200 I like that.

03:35:02.380 Wrong crowd, you know?

03:35:04.100 Right?

03:35:04.380 Those are all dads that were forced to take their daughters to see her shitty concert and pay a fucking absorbent amount of money.

03:35:10.940 Yeah, right?

03:35:11.440 Yeah.

03:35:13.840 Absolutely.

03:35:15.240 Anything for Mary of the Princess, you know, like $2,000 for a fucking ticket.

03:35:21.620 It was funny, because I was watching the Royal Rumble, right?

03:35:25.320 And it was in Indianapolis and whatever, in Lucas Oil Stadium there.

03:35:30.520 Yeah.

03:35:30.800 And I'm very happy when they announced the attendance and said it was more than the Taylor Swift concert there.

03:35:37.140 Like, that is good news.

03:35:40.460 That more people go to a wrestling show than Taylor Swift.

03:35:45.220 That's trending in the right direction.

03:35:49.320 Yes, I agree.

03:35:52.520 Yeah, right.

03:35:54.860 Well, kids can grow out of that shit eventually.

03:35:57.160 You want to hit somebody with a chair rather than listen to Taylor Swift, right?

03:36:03.160 That's safer.

03:36:08.060 Did she really get booed, though, for real?

03:36:10.280 Like, for real, for real?

03:36:12.460 Yeah.

03:36:12.940 Yeah, Billy Fane's put the shit out of her because she's with Kelsey, right?

03:36:16.500 You broke even on your fucking bet yesterday, didn't you?

03:36:21.180 Well, yes and no.

03:36:23.060 Yes and no.

03:36:24.540 Because I did try to...

03:36:27.280 The 30 that I did get, I used again.

03:36:30.920 Actually, I was kind of pissed because KC just fucked me at every turn.

03:36:35.220 Like, whenever I had faith in them to do something, they did something else.

03:36:40.060 When I didn't have faith in them, they did it.

03:36:42.420 I'm like, you're cunts.

03:36:43.720 I want to fuck it.

03:36:44.620 That's why I hate Taylor Swift.

03:36:46.040 Fuck her.

03:36:50.040 Right?

03:36:51.060 Bitch.

03:36:53.540 She's why I lost.

03:36:56.100 It's just Taylor Swift.

03:36:57.480 I mean, she ain't doing it to you.

03:36:59.400 The biggest piss-off one was I had a bet where it was like third quarter,

03:37:03.420 where all that needed to happen was Philadelphia just had to score

03:37:08.040 seven more points in that quarter than Kansas City.

03:37:12.560 And Kansas City hadn't scored a fucking point all game yet.

03:37:18.540 Philadelphia got ten points in that quarter.

03:37:21.780 And it wasn't until, like, the last fucking two minutes,

03:37:25.360 last minute or so, it was fucking late in that quarter,

03:37:28.440 don't these fucking pieces of shit score a touchdown.

03:37:31.220 I'm like, you motherfuckers.

03:37:32.420 You haven't done anything all game.

03:37:34.080 You haven't done anything all fucking game.

03:37:36.340 And the only time you choose to do something is when I'm about to win some money.

03:37:41.080 That's funny.

03:37:43.240 It was pretty fun.

03:37:45.800 But, see, this is also why I usually don't bet on sports.

03:37:50.720 Because it's sports?

03:37:52.640 Yeah.

03:37:52.860 Well, no, it's just, it's a guarantee if I start bet.

03:37:57.920 The opposite of what I said.

03:38:01.020 It's going to happen.

03:38:01.920 I'm not going to do the one hand anymore, Koff.

03:38:14.440 Like, I'm not going to come to the month.

03:38:16.140 Because that's what I'm used to doing.

03:38:18.300 One handed, come to the month.

03:38:20.420 Bacon.

03:38:21.140 Fuck yeah.

03:38:21.780 I actually do love that theory, Ragin.

03:38:25.240 That NFL is scripted.

03:38:28.600 Because it could be.

03:38:30.360 It very likely could be.

03:38:32.780 I mean, they did legally list it as sports entertainment.

03:38:36.440 So.

03:38:37.040 Oh, baby.

03:38:41.020 I mean, it's the same legal definition as wrestling.

03:38:44.180 So, you know, none of the other sports did that.

03:38:51.220 Mmm.

03:38:55.080 Bacon.

03:38:55.920 Now I want bacon.

03:38:57.660 Yeah, right.

03:38:58.120 It's fucking melting your mouth, man.

03:38:59.780 Holy fuck.

03:39:00.980 Highland Packers, man.

03:39:01.960 It's fucking bacon.

03:39:02.980 Oh, don't even talk to me about it.

03:39:06.840 Favorite.

03:39:07.520 I think you should talk to her.

03:39:10.860 Damn.

03:39:12.140 Right?

03:39:12.640 Love that fucking place.

03:39:13.660 Yeah, it's so, it's like so thick and delicious.

03:39:16.300 Oh, my God.

03:39:17.860 I use that when I.

03:39:20.140 Are you still talking about bacon?

03:39:22.240 Yeah.

03:39:23.440 Okay.

03:39:24.140 Just making sure.

03:39:24.820 You can dip that in really good chocolate and then put mold and salt on the outside of it.

03:39:29.360 It's fucking delicious.

03:39:32.060 Yeah.

03:39:33.000 Chocolate.

03:39:34.540 Yeah.

03:39:36.660 Ugh.

03:39:37.600 Have that with a glass of fucking champagne.

03:39:40.360 Mwah.

03:39:40.720 I don't like champagne.

03:39:44.620 Oh, stop.

03:39:46.280 Who even says that?

03:39:47.460 Who even says that?

03:39:49.280 I'm slapping God.

03:39:51.740 It's overrated, man.

03:39:53.600 It is definitely not.

03:39:54.760 I had a, I had some on Saturday night.

03:39:57.960 One of my friends, she knows who she is and her wonderful, lovely husband.

03:40:02.480 Bless their hearts, both of them.

03:40:04.500 We had a wonderful movie night.

03:40:06.440 Ended up watching Rumble and had some champagne and some really good bourbon.

03:40:13.300 Watermelon bourbon.

03:40:14.260 The fastest way into Sarah's pants is through her mouth.

03:40:21.760 Let that one soak in.

03:40:24.200 I don't know.

03:40:24.840 No.

03:40:26.880 I'm baking.

03:40:30.140 I ain't judging that one.

03:40:31.720 Here's us.

03:40:32.600 Bacon.

03:40:32.900 I feel like it's, I want to argue and be like, no.

03:40:42.640 I don't know that you can't argue that.

03:40:45.460 I feel like that's why I shouldn't.

03:40:48.040 Because if somebody was like, I'm just kidding.

03:40:52.160 No one's getting into my face anyway.

03:40:54.800 Listen, like no one's getting into my face.

03:40:56.600 You're such a dickhead.

03:41:00.700 I don't even know how to respond to that.

03:41:02.900 You got me on that one.

03:41:03.700 You did.

03:41:05.320 You did.

03:41:05.760 Just get straight to the pants.

03:41:07.020 Gotta go fucking detour through the mouth.

03:41:10.140 Gross apps.

03:41:11.220 Right?

03:41:11.700 It's usually where you should start anyway.

03:41:22.380 Right?

03:41:24.420 It's your mulligan round.

03:41:29.900 I don't mind when that one's quick.

03:41:32.020 Anyway.

03:41:32.260 Cheese and crackers.

03:41:34.140 I can't today, guys.

03:41:36.820 Can't do it.

03:41:38.000 That's a lot.

03:41:40.320 That's a lot.

03:41:42.580 There's always somebody that's got great timing.

03:41:47.600 Ireland's getting crazy today.

03:41:49.040 No, I'm definitely not.

03:41:52.820 I'm excited about the bacon.

03:41:57.640 Now I want to go and put bacon in my air fryer.

03:42:01.920 But I also have dark chocolate.

03:42:03.780 Now I just want dark bacon and dark chocolate.

03:42:06.820 And not day.

03:42:07.960 Separately, that's not the same timing.

03:42:11.600 But no, bacon kind of does go with almost everything, though.

03:42:16.120 What do you mean almost?

03:42:17.360 I have yet to see anything it doesn't.

03:42:20.780 Yeah, I was just going to say, like, we already talked about this.

03:42:23.620 Bacon and everything.

03:42:25.300 And then for sure with the champagne.

03:42:27.900 Like, that's the thing.

03:42:29.440 Bacon and champagne together.

03:42:31.480 And then you had dark chocolate.

03:42:34.800 No, we had this fancy champagne one time.

03:42:36.980 It was like a $300 bottle or more.

03:42:38.840 Probably more.

03:42:39.460 I don't know.

03:42:39.700 I can't remember.

03:42:40.180 We had a fancy box and all this shit.

03:42:42.760 It's like, I didn't get what the whole hype was all about, man.

03:42:48.580 Like, it's...

03:42:49.480 Well, that's good for you.

03:42:51.100 That's okay.

03:42:51.740 Like, you like what you like.

03:42:52.980 I like what I like.

03:42:54.040 I just really enjoy champagne.

03:42:56.860 That's all.

03:42:57.380 I like...

03:42:58.180 I don't like every kind of...

03:42:59.500 I can't see fucking, ooh, look at me drinking this fancy champagne.

03:43:02.260 But as far as the taste and...

03:43:04.460 I really don't get the problem when anybody thinks of whether I'm drinking it.

03:43:09.760 Because I'll drink it out of a fucking solo cup if I feel like it.

03:43:12.480 I'm not drinking it because somebody can see me drinking it.

03:43:14.980 I'm drinking it because that's what I like to drink and I like it.

03:43:17.040 No, nobody saw us drinking it either.

03:43:18.360 We cracked that bottle, I think, on our own.

03:43:20.500 But...

03:43:20.900 So good.

03:43:22.460 Yeah.

03:43:22.880 But it's just...

03:43:23.500 I don't like it, too.

03:43:25.320 I didn't find anything great big deal out of it.

03:43:27.380 I didn't...

03:43:28.720 It's like I didn't...

03:43:29.920 I wasn't blown away by the fucking...

03:43:32.020 Ooh, this tastes...

03:43:33.680 This is like an angel pissing down my throat.

03:43:35.520 I did not get that fucking impression, right?

03:43:37.760 But all different...

03:43:38.600 Like, there's all different champagnes, though, too, right?

03:43:41.180 Like, that's the thing.

03:43:42.520 Like, that's why I say, like, some people have had, like, a bad experience with it.

03:43:47.360 With it.

03:43:48.360 And then other people, you know, if you've tried a couple of different ones and then you

03:43:52.500 find out which one you like, then you're good.

03:43:55.920 And you might find out that you don't like any of them at all.

03:43:58.640 But it's like beer.

03:43:59.500 It's the same thing.

03:44:00.400 You have to find what you like, right?

03:44:02.260 Oh, yeah.

03:44:02.820 It took me a while, but then just, you know, stuck with what I'm used to.

03:44:08.660 Switching beer is not good.

03:44:10.180 Switching booze is not good.

03:44:11.740 Stick to something.

03:44:12.620 You don't go start drinking vodka all night and then go switch to scotch.

03:44:16.580 Well, you just got to remember the fucking rhyme, right?

03:44:20.340 Liquor before beer, you're in the clear.

03:44:22.980 Beer before liquor, never been sicker.

03:44:26.020 It's Chris's fault this time.

03:44:32.900 It's not my fault.

03:44:33.940 So, you guys can't blame it on me.

03:44:35.760 Chris is the one that came on the stream with the bacon.

03:44:37.940 All I did was bring out the bull deck.

03:44:39.560 Although, if we really want to, we can completely blame Sarah because she was the one who messaged

03:44:50.220 me and said, did you send Chris a link?

03:44:53.280 So, yeah.

03:44:57.600 It's my fault.

03:44:58.880 Yeah.

03:44:59.400 I'll take that one.

03:45:02.200 Like, it's always Sarah's fault.

03:45:04.620 I don't like you.

03:45:05.200 We're always fine.

03:45:05.800 But, like, I can definitely hang out and talk to Chris for a couple of hours in the afternoon.

03:45:13.320 It's just nice to have you there.

03:45:19.140 Just so I can annoy you.

03:45:21.800 But, otherwise, I just do this mostly so I can talk to Chris.

03:45:26.620 Yeah.

03:45:27.800 Bold rack, man.

03:45:29.640 I've got to find this shit now.

03:45:31.340 Fuck's sake.

03:45:33.020 Chris, I told you I'll bring me some.

03:45:34.540 I got a whole bunch of it.

03:45:36.800 Well, okay.

03:45:38.000 Well, I have to eat two now, apparently, Jason says.

03:45:40.320 So, fuck.

03:45:40.940 Yeah.

03:45:42.520 No, you've got to eat three.

03:45:44.680 No.

03:45:45.260 Two and three hurts the booty hole.

03:45:47.340 Eat three and be a man.

03:45:48.660 Peter and Paul and Mary.

03:45:51.740 Listen.

03:45:52.260 Three and be a man.

03:45:53.740 Listen.

03:45:54.440 I can tell you from experience because I have a very close relationship with the Bullock Blazers

03:45:58.920 because I, for some reason, don't like my stomach.

03:46:04.060 And sometimes I have, I wake up and I'm like, you know what?

03:46:07.740 I woke up in the case of the fuck arounds.

03:46:09.520 I am mad at my asshole.

03:46:10.960 I'm going to eat one of these.

03:46:12.660 Angry.

03:46:13.760 If I eat two of these, I'm crying.

03:46:17.700 I fell into the burning ring of fire.

03:46:22.300 But wait.

03:46:22.980 I don't even know.

03:46:24.260 Nope.

03:46:24.880 Listen.

03:46:25.420 I'm telling you, though.

03:46:26.320 I want you to hear me when I tell you this.

03:46:28.300 It doesn't just hurt your booty.

03:46:32.240 It hurts everything from about here down.

03:46:40.880 So imagine all of the fucking, however many feet of intestines they tell you that you have

03:46:47.540 and all of it.

03:46:48.360 You, honestly, as soon as you're finished it.

03:46:52.120 Feel it all the way every goddamn foot.

03:46:54.500 Every single one of your life choices, you sit there and you question.

03:46:59.380 And then you're like, oh, it's fine.

03:47:01.300 It's gone.

03:47:01.760 It's good.

03:47:02.820 And then you wait until the next day and you're like, oh, my God.

03:47:08.980 What is happening?

03:47:13.240 I don't think it'd be the next day for me.

03:47:15.120 It'd probably be right away.

03:47:17.720 Oh, but I'm telling you, that's what you think.

03:47:20.480 And then it just ends up.

03:47:22.660 There's more.

03:47:23.900 There's more.

03:47:24.660 It's your stomach that hurts.

03:47:26.240 It's not even your booty.

03:47:27.560 It's like I have never felt anything in my stomach like that in my life.

03:47:32.520 Let's just eat it, right?

03:47:33.220 That's scary.

03:47:33.700 Let's scare me away.

03:47:34.280 I'm doing a bulldog.

03:47:35.140 I eat it all the time.

03:47:37.140 But I'm telling you what happens.

03:47:38.700 Because it without fail happens every time.

03:47:40.680 If you eat two, you're going to cry.

03:47:45.500 Yes.

03:47:46.240 Because you drink beer.

03:47:47.480 I'm telling you.

03:47:48.640 I'm telling you.

03:47:49.540 I've made this mistake before.

03:47:51.120 I think you should do three.

03:47:53.340 Oh, I swear to God.

03:47:54.800 Don't do three.

03:47:56.080 I don't eat so much, man.

03:47:57.960 You'll end up in the hospital if you eat three.

03:48:00.080 Because it's bad for your stomach.

03:48:02.540 Can't digest it.

03:48:03.480 No joke.

03:48:04.040 Like, you'll get sick.

03:48:05.780 Don't do it.

03:48:07.660 Don't do it.

03:48:08.460 Don't do it.

03:48:09.200 I'm serious.

03:48:10.040 I'm not even talking about the flaming butt hole.

03:48:13.060 Don't do it, man.

03:48:14.000 Don't do it.

03:48:14.800 Don't do it.

03:48:15.240 Don't do it.

03:48:15.460 Don't do it.

03:48:16.040 Don't do it.

03:48:16.260 Don't do it.

03:48:16.500 Don't do it.

03:48:16.560 Don't do it.

03:48:17.020 Don't do it.

03:48:17.360 Don't do it.

03:48:17.620 Don't do it.

03:48:18.020 Don't do it.

03:48:19.120 In your stomach, you can feel it.

03:48:22.760 I just want him to eat three and be able to hit this.

03:48:26.960 It was at this moment he knew.

03:48:29.260 He fucked up.

03:48:31.440 That's all.

03:48:31.860 Needles coming up my nose.

03:48:33.820 That's my ears.

03:48:34.680 Oh, if they come out your nose, I feel really bad.

03:48:37.780 Yeah, that would be rough.

03:48:39.620 It would be bad.

03:48:40.060 Yeah, because then the brain would be off in your sinuses and you're crying.

03:48:42.800 And you're crying because it's coming out your fucking eyeballs, your nose and shit.

03:48:46.620 Because you're eating.

03:48:47.480 I wear gloves when I make it.

03:48:50.340 There you go.

03:48:51.300 There you go.

03:48:52.080 Never mind three actual.

03:48:53.380 Just take three spice packs.

03:48:56.140 Dump it all into one.

03:48:57.900 No, see, I think that would just be the same.

03:48:59.980 It would be the same, wouldn't it?

03:49:01.420 Yeah.

03:49:02.600 Just eat the fucking spice packs.

03:49:04.620 Be a man.

03:49:05.180 Or more of it.

03:49:07.020 Don't do it.

03:49:08.860 Never mind.

03:49:10.660 No, no.

03:49:11.460 You know what?

03:49:11.820 Don't even make the noodles.

03:49:12.920 Just open the fucking spice pack and eat it.

03:49:15.840 And just eat the spice pack.

03:49:16.940 How about you do it?

03:49:20.020 You do it.

03:49:20.940 I want to see you do it, John.

03:49:22.420 There ain't no time for cooking.

03:49:24.600 Boiled noodles.

03:49:25.460 I'm not boiling noodles, man.

03:49:26.960 I want to see you take three of those spice packets on one hot dog.

03:49:31.580 And eat it.

03:49:34.800 See?

03:49:35.860 See?

03:49:37.220 Be a man.

03:49:39.900 Be a man.

03:49:40.740 See?

03:49:41.860 See?

03:49:42.140 Eat the spice out of the pack.

03:49:44.360 Nobody wants to eat it.

03:49:46.180 It hurts.

03:49:48.400 Well, I don't know about three packs of it, anyway.

03:49:50.880 Just skip the needles all together.

03:49:52.060 I mean, I'd be willing to eat the one.

03:49:55.020 Just snort them.

03:49:55.920 Just snort them a little bit.

03:49:57.200 Yeah.

03:49:57.860 Come on.

03:49:59.240 There we go.

03:50:00.420 Just line up a bunch of fucking...

03:50:02.580 Yeah.

03:50:04.460 That's what we're doing.

03:50:05.380 I just want to reach out.

03:50:08.940 Ball dude fucking lines for everybody.

03:50:11.200 Let's go.

03:50:12.500 Snooters.

03:50:13.420 Up until recently, you couldn't even read the ingredients on the package because they're

03:50:22.080 from South Korea.

03:50:24.520 That's evil.

03:50:26.840 Crazy Korean.

03:50:27.760 Turn it into hydro.

03:50:29.120 Sarah.

03:50:30.140 Turn it into hydro.

03:50:31.040 You can't make that shit.

03:50:34.000 Let's go.

03:50:34.600 Let's go.

03:50:35.380 Guys.

03:50:38.180 Guys.

03:50:39.460 Hold on.

03:50:41.280 Hold on.

03:50:42.060 Hold on.

03:50:42.680 Hold on.

03:50:43.520 How much are these?

03:50:46.780 Meat noodles?

03:50:48.380 Yeah.

03:50:49.980 Like $5 for a thing of five?

03:50:54.080 Right?

03:50:56.180 That's beautiful.

03:50:58.040 We could do like a homemade pepper spray and sell it.

03:51:01.740 Yeah.

03:51:02.640 Because it's not like real pepper spray.

03:51:04.220 So it's not illegal, is it?

03:51:07.340 It's not real.

03:51:08.540 It's not like pepper spray.

03:51:09.520 It's not bear spray.

03:51:10.400 It's just like a homemade...

03:51:11.220 Put it in a squirt bottle.

03:51:15.020 Are you trying to take my ramen pass?

03:51:18.220 Is that what you're trying to take?

03:51:19.200 Well, I'm just saying, buy a whole bunch of them.

03:51:21.480 Take the fucking spice and like mix it with like maybe like a little bit of water or something

03:51:25.960 and you got a little fucking spray.

03:51:27.720 You can just like...

03:51:28.420 You can get your own.

03:51:29.260 Lime juice.

03:51:30.900 Lime juice and spice.

03:51:32.060 That's what I'm saying.

03:51:32.800 Just fucking create fucking a line of fucking spice spray, you can call it.

03:51:38.560 So that way it's not illegal.

03:51:40.180 They have laws against pepper spray, not spice spray.

03:51:42.960 You have to keep it in the fridge if it's not compressed or whatever.

03:51:45.880 This has a caution thing on the back of it.

03:51:49.120 Yeah, well, good.

03:51:50.180 That's what you want.

03:51:51.080 Maybe that's why.

03:51:52.540 There's warnings on the label.

03:51:54.480 It's fucking...

03:51:55.600 Yeah, people have been hospitalized for eating these.

03:52:02.660 Just got to figure out what the fucking right mixture would be, right?

03:52:06.960 It's definitely not what they say on the back.

03:52:10.760 The ingredients they say, it's not.

03:52:14.520 Because these packages are not the same as the other ones.

03:52:18.400 There's two different packages.

03:52:20.760 They taste the same.

03:52:22.540 Fuck's sake.

03:52:24.320 But they don't say, first of all...

03:52:27.320 This one doesn't say that it has MSG in it, which it most definitely does.

03:52:34.160 She says, boof the fucking spice packs.

03:52:38.620 Put it in your bum hole.

03:52:41.940 I'm sorry?

03:52:43.420 Put it in your bum.

03:52:46.040 That's what a boof is?

03:52:47.720 Yeah.

03:52:48.340 When you're boofing something, you're...

03:52:50.760 You know, they boof alcohol.

03:52:52.900 They boof...

03:52:53.820 There's a few things that they boof.

03:52:56.280 You know, as opposed to hoop, which is to bring it in for later.

03:53:01.300 No, you're not...

03:53:02.200 No.

03:53:02.720 No.

03:53:02.900 No.

03:53:03.020 That's not the point.

03:53:05.940 No.

03:53:06.200 You don't use the condom.

03:53:08.220 Right?

03:53:08.540 That's the thing.

03:53:09.800 And it's supposed to be, like, soaked up through your...

03:53:14.880 Yeah.

03:53:15.780 Fuck.

03:53:16.400 I know it's wrong.

03:53:17.540 Okay?

03:53:17.840 I know it's wrong.

03:53:19.300 I didn't make it up.

03:53:20.940 Okay?

03:53:21.160 This is a real thing.

03:53:23.040 This is a real thing.

03:53:24.960 There's people who have done it with, like, alcohol.

03:53:28.260 They, like, pour the booze into their butthole.

03:53:30.120 Apparently, you get super drunk.

03:53:31.340 I don't know why anybody would have ever even come up with this plan, let alone even volunteer

03:53:39.500 for it.

03:53:41.640 Oh, people have died doing that shit, man.

03:53:43.720 Okay.

03:53:43.920 I don't...

03:53:44.920 That's a guess.

03:53:46.300 I don't want to...

03:53:47.660 I don't want to boof anything.

03:53:51.060 Boof the spice.

03:53:52.380 Let's go.

03:53:53.080 I definitely...

03:53:53.760 No.

03:53:55.420 Boofer the boofing.

03:53:57.680 Spice boofers.

03:53:58.340 Spice boofers.

03:53:59.740 No.

03:54:01.340 You're going to fucking snow it, man.

03:54:03.100 Who the fuck?

03:54:04.480 What?

03:54:05.640 It is not.

03:54:06.980 Yeah, snow's rolling in.

03:54:09.200 Cocksucker.

03:54:10.420 I had to fucking stupid shovel so much snow.

03:54:16.660 Jesus Christ.

03:54:18.500 I can't stop thinking about a boof now.

03:54:21.140 God, guys.

03:54:21.940 What the fuck?

03:54:22.340 No.

03:54:22.720 I know.

03:54:23.500 Like, digital, right?

03:54:24.880 I'll break bacon out again.

03:54:27.120 We'll get bacon on the brain, man.

03:54:29.460 Here comes Zach.

03:54:30.620 It's fucking science.

03:54:32.180 The veins in your butt are smaller, so it hits you harder.

03:54:35.900 And you bypass the liver.

03:54:37.440 No.

03:54:37.760 I don't...

03:54:38.340 Okay.

03:54:38.580 Just don't even...

03:54:39.680 Don't even let me know how you're aware of it.

03:54:41.840 The liver processes things for you.

03:54:43.460 When you bypass the liver by going up the butt, you're skipping the liver and go right

03:54:46.840 directly to your bloodstream, right?

03:54:48.380 I mean, it's not a good idea.

03:54:51.020 Bad.

03:54:51.500 It's a bad idea.

03:54:51.880 People have died doing that shit.

03:54:53.520 Like, boof and fucking Smirnoff up their ass and shit, man.

03:54:57.820 Stop saying boof.

03:54:59.600 Well, you get shit-faced, but I mean, like, why?

03:55:02.300 Because you could die.

03:55:03.240 Because your liver is not doing its job.

03:55:05.600 You're going directly in your blood.

03:55:06.980 You get blood poisoning.

03:55:08.300 You get alcohol poisoning.

03:55:09.480 That's what I'll...

03:55:09.860 Try and come up with an FBI song for Spice Boof.

03:55:13.960 I got alcohol poisoning by chugging a 60-pounder of vodka like a fucking adult.

03:55:19.020 Not putting a vodka in my booty hole.

03:55:21.940 A boofing.

03:55:22.940 I can't even say it.

03:55:25.080 What the fuck?

03:55:25.860 Boof.

03:55:26.540 Boof it up.

03:55:27.500 Yeah.

03:55:28.640 Boof in the boof.

03:55:29.360 Boof it up, man.

03:55:30.980 No.

03:55:31.640 No.

03:55:32.000 Boof in the boof in the boof in the boof in the boof in the boof in the boof in the boof in

03:55:38.020 What is wrong with you, man?

03:55:41.480 Vass.

03:55:43.980 No.

03:55:45.180 It's not.

03:55:46.740 Shite.

03:55:48.440 Kaylee.

03:55:51.440 Why am I craving the spicy food harder?

03:55:57.860 What the fuck is this for?

03:55:59.320 Well, I feel like I know the answer to that.

03:56:02.520 It's, you know...

03:56:03.560 There's either women like us that handle it, and then there's ones that don't.

03:56:08.160 So, I feel like we're the ones that are, like, actually enjoy the spice in our life.

03:56:12.580 So.

03:56:14.240 You aren't a man unless you're a fuck chug.

03:56:18.300 Oh, my God.

03:56:19.280 I don't know what that is.

03:56:20.060 Does that mean you're sticking the bottle in the guy's butt?

03:56:22.800 You're helping a brother out by putting some vodka up his bum?

03:56:27.060 That's...

03:56:27.540 No.

03:56:28.840 When did we have to serve?

03:56:29.920 Bottle rocket.

03:56:30.680 It's not fucking vodka.

03:56:32.200 I don't want to kill the guy.

03:56:33.840 Don't start.

03:56:34.980 Why do we have to talk about things going in the bums?

03:56:38.140 Guys.

03:56:39.240 Not in the bums.

03:56:40.520 Not in the bums.

03:56:40.980 Once in a while.

03:56:42.960 Faggots.

03:56:43.620 What is going on in here?

03:56:44.980 Well, you're the one...

03:56:46.240 Hey, you were the one earlier saying that, fucking, you leave your back door open if somebody's

03:56:51.480 going to make a breakfast.

03:56:52.720 So, I don't know.

03:56:53.700 You start.

03:56:54.100 Yeah.

03:56:54.600 That says nothing about my asshole.

03:56:57.520 I'm talking about the back door to my house.

03:56:59.760 Doesn't it?

03:57:00.900 Are you sure?

03:57:01.820 Are you sure?

03:57:01.900 When people hear...

03:57:06.360 When guys hear back door, they think something else.

03:57:13.080 Well, maybe that's why I know what's coming in my back door yet.

03:57:17.720 I keep leaving it unlocked.

03:57:21.020 Lock it up, goddammit.

03:57:22.660 What's wrong with it?

03:57:23.180 That's the back door.

03:57:26.100 I can't believe it unlocked.

03:57:26.980 Somebody stick some vodka in there.

03:57:28.680 You're doing it wrong.

03:57:30.240 What am I doing wrong here?

03:57:32.940 You didn't care.

03:57:35.920 I guess that kind of ends Peppermint Patsy's theory that you got to go through the mouth

03:57:41.180 first.

03:57:45.200 You got to go through the back door.

03:57:48.120 What is wrong with you guys?

03:57:52.060 Plot.

03:57:52.540 Oh, fuck's sakes.

03:57:56.160 Now I feel like I'm definitely going to lock my back door.

03:58:04.620 I'm not wearing a dress on Saturday.

03:58:07.620 Now I'm wearing pants.

03:58:10.920 I'm worried I'm going to get fucking conchoed.

03:58:17.980 I won't do it, man.

03:58:19.520 It'd be funny, but I wouldn't.

03:58:23.600 I'd conchoed fucking Johnny, but I didn't.

03:58:27.300 I don't think I conchoed any girl.

03:58:28.660 I might have conchoed myself.

03:58:31.500 I feel like conchoing a girl.

03:58:33.680 You have to really know that pretty well.

03:58:36.640 Yeah.

03:58:38.400 We're going to have a bouffin tune, right?

03:58:41.100 What kind of genre should be bouffin?

03:58:46.040 Bouffin?

03:58:47.960 Heavy metal.

03:58:50.920 Maybe ACDC.

03:58:52.280 ACDC or something.

03:58:58.860 Bouffin, the ACDC.

03:58:59.780 That'll ruin ACDC with every bottle.

03:59:05.420 All right.

03:59:05.940 Let me see what I get here.

03:59:06.940 I'm kind of tired of ACDC.

03:59:08.040 I'm ACDC to fuck it anyways.

03:59:09.420 Nice.

03:59:20.140 Still got some awesome pop.

03:59:21.580 Yeah.

03:59:22.020 But, hey.

03:59:25.440 I love a lot of the older ACDC shit.

03:59:27.480 The Bon Scott stuff.

03:59:30.220 80s soft pop, peppermint says.

03:59:32.980 Bon Scott.

03:59:33.660 I'm just going to do, like, a very simple blast here and see what I get.

03:59:38.740 See what we get.

03:59:41.960 What are we going to get?

03:59:43.340 We can do it in reggae.

03:59:46.820 The bouffin.

03:59:47.480 The woman isn't Mexican.

03:59:48.840 No.

03:59:49.420 What the fuck?

03:59:52.960 All right.

03:59:54.340 Yeah, let's do.

03:59:55.280 Yeah.

03:59:56.260 Excuse me.

03:59:57.060 Heavy metal.

03:59:57.720 Do it.

03:59:59.520 No more.

03:59:59.960 Excuse me.

04:00:00.340 That was a good one.

04:00:02.340 That was a good one.

04:00:03.200 Chris, that was for you.

04:00:04.300 I'm kind of curious what this is actually going to be about.

04:00:07.900 Give me an idea.

04:00:09.020 So, just.

04:00:10.420 Here.

04:00:11.560 The prompt that I gave was write a heavy metal song about boofing alcohol and drugs in the bum.

04:00:21.740 No spicy ramen.

04:00:23.120 The title.

04:00:25.120 No spicy ramen.

04:00:26.560 Exactly.

04:00:27.120 That would have been nice.

04:00:27.840 Is Royal Boof.

04:00:30.380 So, just.

04:00:35.380 First, I guess I'll just fucking download them.

04:00:39.920 Careless Whisper.

04:00:41.240 That'd be a good one for a boof song.

04:00:44.440 I'm sure I've heard that song, but I don't fucking know that song.

04:00:50.080 The word for today is.

04:00:51.620 Fuck off, because I know if I hear that fucking shit, it's going to be stuck in my fucking head.

04:00:55.360 Oh, do you want me to sing Careless Whisper for you?

04:00:57.100 I don't want George Michael in my fucking brain, man.

04:00:59.900 Fuck off.

04:01:03.880 I'll sing it for you.

04:01:05.200 Do it.

04:01:05.740 I'm a good.

04:01:06.500 You're going to do it anyway, so go ahead.

04:01:08.300 No, I'm definitely not.

04:01:09.840 Now I'm curious.

04:01:10.820 Let's fuck it with the song.

04:01:11.620 I'll play it for you.

04:01:12.680 All right.

04:01:13.060 Here, I'll play it.

04:01:13.840 It's a great song.

04:01:14.340 I have a George Michael CD right here.

04:01:19.100 Oh, no.

04:01:19.640 Is that Ron Stewart?

04:01:20.980 Somehow.

04:01:21.340 Ron Stewart.

04:01:21.860 Fucking George Michael.

04:01:29.980 Oh, it's so good.

04:01:38.600 Name did stage and change from a station, eh?

04:01:41.900 I like the A.

04:01:43.300 Eh?

04:01:43.700 I know, eh?

04:01:44.680 Oh, this one?

04:01:48.160 Ah, for fuck's sake.

04:01:49.000 This is a very steady song, eh?

04:01:56.520 Steady at nighttime.

04:02:03.120 That is Michael Bolton.

04:02:06.060 What the fuck are we doing with our lives?

04:02:08.160 Oh, the chicks liked them back in the day, though.

04:02:21.020 Old girls liked them.

04:02:23.720 But even they called them a fag, right?

04:02:28.060 Even the girls knew back in the 80s, man.

04:02:30.200 Nice.

04:02:30.640 It's a good thing.

04:02:36.660 Love it.

04:02:38.880 Great.

04:02:39.740 The only reason why we played it is because it got us late.

04:02:42.680 Right?

04:02:44.880 I'm going to thank them for that.

04:02:47.600 And then Bobby Brown.

04:02:51.420 Yeah.

04:02:52.020 All right.

04:02:53.220 And then Bobby Brown.

04:02:54.160 That's Panty Remover.

04:02:57.400 And Poison.

04:02:58.640 And fucking Def Leppard.

04:03:00.760 I feel like if we watch too stupid on yours, you're probably going to get...

04:03:08.720 You'll get fucked on YouTube.

04:03:10.480 Well, he wrote that when he was 19.

04:03:11.860 Yeah.

04:03:12.180 George Michael was a very talented hit.

04:03:13.840 He's still alive.

04:03:14.940 Did he get arrested for bringing a drug or something?

04:03:16.980 I don't know.

04:03:17.500 Fucking...

04:03:18.920 What?

04:03:21.880 Johnny?

04:03:22.240 Johnny?

04:03:22.280 Johnny?

04:03:22.320 Johnny?

04:03:22.400 Johnny?

04:03:22.440 Johnny?

04:03:22.500 Johnny?

04:03:22.520 Johnny?

04:03:22.540 Johnny?

04:03:22.560 Johnny?

04:03:22.600 Johnny?

04:03:24.140 Johnny?

04:03:24.340 Johnny?

04:03:24.400 Johnny?

04:03:24.700 I got two...

04:03:25.940 I think I downloaded the different versions.

04:03:28.760 I might have downloaded the same version twice, though, that is a possibility, so we're

04:03:32.480 about to find out.

04:03:33.460 But here is Royal Booth.

04:03:36.340 Royal Booth

04:03:39.660 Futile lands of death

04:03:42.040 Lema of life

04:03:44.600 By need of the

04:03:46.000 Man's gift

04:03:49.940 The call of

04:03:51.860 Royal Booth

04:03:55.060 Right through me

04:03:57.940 The one who's found

04:03:59.900 The king's coat

04:04:01.140 Need more sour in my stout

04:04:03.640 There needs to be some way

04:04:05.780 Royal Booth

04:04:07.700 Put it in my heart

04:04:10.160 Back to the world

04:04:11.820 Where did the mic work?

04:04:12.680 Lords of Emerson

04:04:14.780 Use the Royal Hall

04:04:20.480 And the Great Balloon

04:04:22.640 Put it in, just shove it in

04:04:24.520 And fill it

04:04:26.060 All to that rug

04:04:28.080 Lords of Emerson

04:04:30.000 Colonic Mask

04:04:32.880 And the Royal Booth

04:04:35.560 Oh, that's awesome

04:04:41.680 Slosh it out

04:04:45.600 Like a Richard

04:04:46.960 Shred that bed

04:04:49.260 A bum just came in through the window

04:04:51.980 Minnow, minnow hold out

04:04:54.220 Royal Booth

04:04:55.860 You don't lords

04:04:57.040 Put it in

04:04:58.360 Emerson

04:04:59.360 Put it in

04:05:01.100 Oh, that's awesome

04:05:02.220 Oh, that's awesome

04:05:05.220 Oh, that's awesome

04:05:06.220 Oh, that's awesome

04:05:07.220 Did you hear the sound good?

04:05:11.060 You watched the writing

04:05:12.560 So there's that one

04:05:14.140 And then I think

04:05:16.300 This might be the same one

04:05:18.160 I don't know if I downloaded

04:05:19.380 Different versions or not

04:05:20.560 But

04:05:20.800 Let's see

04:05:23.140 Royal Booth

04:05:24.020 Feudal lords of pit

04:05:26.560 An emma of life

04:05:28.980 Bring me to the

04:05:30.380 Man purse

04:05:31.540 The man's gift

04:05:34.300 The color

04:05:35.800 Royal Booth

04:05:39.340 Right through me

04:05:42.260 The one who found

04:05:44.200 The king's coat

04:05:45.480 Need more sour in my stout

04:05:48.000 There needs to be some way

04:05:50.180 Royal Booth

04:05:52.060 Put it in my mouth

04:05:53.920 Hey, you wouldn't want to see the video of this song

04:05:56.500 There was

04:05:57.440 This is the same one

04:05:58.760 Well, there is apparently

04:06:00.580 What do you need?

04:06:01.920 Country version

04:06:02.460 Yeah

04:06:03.100 Yeah

04:06:03.380 Bluegrass

04:06:05.000 Oh, okay

04:06:05.880 So if you pay

04:06:07.680 For Suno

04:06:08.320 You can actually have it

04:06:09.600 So that it'll get you

04:06:10.420 A video

04:06:11.680 Video

04:06:12.580 Oh, cool

04:06:13.820 Put people with

04:06:15.920 Six fingers and shit

04:06:17.100 Why did that just download again?

04:06:20.640 What the fuck is going on?

04:06:26.920 Okay

04:06:27.400 So I did

04:06:28.040 I just downloaded the same one twice

04:06:29.820 That's what happened

04:06:30.780 So let me download

04:06:33.160 The other one

04:06:33.580 Yeah, she's snowing

04:06:36.780 It's starting

04:06:37.620 Yeah, it's starting here too

04:06:40.460 But it's

04:06:41.740 Everything's starting to melt

04:06:42.780 Though

04:06:43.020 We had Michelle shovel yesterday

04:06:45.660 Because

04:06:46.080 Jesus Christ

04:06:51.740 She's a fucking saint

04:06:53.240 Absolute fucking beautiful over here

04:06:54.940 Let me tell you

04:06:55.940 Let me try this one

04:07:00.440 This should be a different version

04:07:02.120 I backed her in

04:07:03.800 So I can get a good running start

04:07:05.480 To get out again

04:07:06.280 We know how you like to back it in

04:07:11.580 You say

04:07:15.000 Nobody knows how I like to back it in

04:07:17.320 An emma of life

04:07:19.740 Bring me the

04:07:21.540 The man purse

04:07:23.520 Man's gift

04:07:24.700 The colon

04:07:26.320 Royal bull

04:07:28.500 Right through me

04:07:40.040 Jesus Christ

04:07:40.880 The one who found the king's coat

04:07:42.880 Need more sour in my stout

04:07:46.080 There needs to be some way

04:07:48.300 Royal bull

04:07:50.120 Put it in my butt

04:07:52.740 Bags of flubbery

04:07:54.380 Lords of emesis

04:07:56.780 Use the royal hole

04:07:58.940 And the great blue

04:08:00.200 Put it in

04:08:01.320 The whole blue

04:08:02.120 What?

04:08:03.520 Fill it in

04:08:04.240 Hold on to that run

04:08:06.760 Lords of emesis

04:08:08.200 Colonic mask

04:08:09.860 And the royal

04:08:10.880 Booth

04:08:12.060 Oh, man

04:08:15.120 Better done

04:08:16.220 Fuck that

04:08:18.240 Slash it up

04:08:20.040 Slash it up like a Richard

04:08:20.940 Shred

04:08:22.020 Dead

04:08:22.740 Man

04:08:23.320 Just came in

04:08:25.480 Through the window

04:08:26.340 In the hole

04:08:28.360 Now

04:08:28.660 Royal bull

04:08:29.820 George

04:08:30.240 Put it in

04:08:31.920 Emesis

04:08:33.100 Drop it in

04:08:34.240 That's a frumby though

04:08:36.960 My sphincter

04:08:42.240 That is awesome

04:08:55.340 I like this version

04:09:00.060 Way better

04:09:00.680 Yeah

04:09:02.920 Heavy

04:09:24.020 Heavy

04:09:25.820 Heavy

04:09:26.300 Heavy

04:09:32.900 One more time with a fucking

04:09:39.960 That was fucking good

04:09:41.960 Yeah, yeah, that was awesome

04:09:44.060 I love that

04:09:45.420 That's Victor

04:09:47.340 So good

04:09:52.880 Oh, I love it

04:09:54.720 That was better than the last one

04:09:57.460 Yeah, so it was different

04:09:58.360 Yeah

04:09:58.600 The way it works is you get two versions

04:10:05.340 Every time, right?

04:10:06.560 The lyrics are always the same in both versions

04:10:09.200 But it's the music behind it

04:10:11.900 And

04:10:12.220 Yeah, right

04:10:14.300 They always do that

04:10:15.920 Interesting

04:10:16.740 Can you try one

04:10:19.140 Like Steve was asking if you do a country one

04:10:22.480 I don't know

04:10:24.940 Some banjo in there

04:10:26.400 Bluegrass, maybe, I don't know

04:10:28.220 Chucky said in a super chat

04:10:32.560 Is this the shit you create when we stop talking at 4am, lol

04:10:37.660 I'm creating it right now, literally

04:10:41.060 Yes

04:10:43.080 See

04:10:44.120 Who knows what he does at 4am

04:10:47.680 I feel like he

04:10:48.880 I don't want to know what he does at 4am

04:10:50.380 It probably involves a crusty little sock, for fuck's sake

04:10:53.000 No, he goes and finds the videos of that

04:10:55.140 Help

04:10:55.720 Help

04:10:56.880 Yeah, right

04:10:58.620 You know

04:10:59.140 Okay

04:11:00.260 I can't

04:11:00.980 I can't

04:11:01.000 I can't

04:11:01.540 I can't

04:11:02.160 I can't

04:11:02.740 I can't

04:11:03.120 I can't

04:11:03.340 I can't

04:11:03.440 I can't

04:11:03.660 I can't

04:11:04.220 I can't

04:11:04.500 I can't

04:11:05.120 I can't

04:11:05.400 Oh, here we go

04:11:06.420 Here we go

04:11:06.940 Okay, so the country version is called

04:11:09.700 Boofin' in my boot

04:11:10.880 Boofin' in my boot

04:11:14.100 Yeah

04:11:15.160 Let's do it

04:11:16.220 Why don't you boofin' your boot?

04:11:17.780 Wait, no

04:11:18.280 McLean and McLean

04:11:19.320 Boofin'

04:11:20.260 I have a McLean and McLean record

04:11:23.320 Boofin' is a boofin'

04:11:25.880 Okay

04:11:26.120 By the way, by the way, by the way, by the way, by the way

04:11:28.980 A little, little creative liberty that I took

04:11:33.000 Because it is a country song

04:11:35.360 The prompt this time was write a country song about boofing alcohol and drugs in the bum

04:11:43.580 After your wife leaves you

04:11:46.240 That makes sense in this country, dude

04:11:51.300 Just play it backwards

04:11:53.760 Ah, you gotta

04:11:54.320 You gotta stylize it, right?

04:11:56.980 Like, it's great

04:11:57.640 Yeah

04:11:58.180 Before you play it backwards, you get your shit back

04:12:01.040 It goes back in the bottle

04:12:02.780 Oof, never mind

04:12:04.720 That was a gross image I just got

04:12:06.340 Play it backwards and then everything that goes in your butt comes back out

04:12:10.580 It goes back in the bottle

04:12:11.300 Boof, boof, boof, boof

04:12:13.880 Oh, no

04:12:19.300 No

04:12:20.700 Listen, if Taz sends me a voice clip, I feel like I shouldn't open it

04:12:25.860 Yeah, you should

04:12:26.780 No

04:12:27.040 I think it should be mandatory

04:12:29.040 That that gets played on

04:12:32.440 I got that song in my head now

04:12:36.560 Boof, boof, boof

04:12:38.500 I want, okay

04:12:40.200 I'm not gonna

04:12:42.140 I'm scared

04:12:43.340 Taz

04:12:44.320 Boots getting boo hooked

04:12:47.480 What the fuck was thatlage?

04:12:48.900 Oh, fuck

04:12:49.540 What's this?

04:12:49.980 Garth Brooks

04:12:50.800 Garth Brooks

04:12:54.080 Boots getting boo Emperor

04:12:54.480 Boots getting booede

04:12:55.180 That's Garth Brooks, man

04:12:56.200 Pretty sure

04:12:56.800 Maybe

04:12:57.500 Are you downloading the country one, dummy?

04:13:00.280 Is that why your thing is funny?

04:13:02.140 Yeah, I'm working on it

04:13:03.440 Okay

04:13:03.700 Okay

04:13:04.620 I'm scared

04:13:05.820 Taz, I'm opening this

04:13:09.020 I'm going to mute it first.

04:13:10.460 I'm scared.

04:13:16.980 Oh, Brooks and Dunn, was it, Truggy?

04:13:18.900 Yeah.

04:13:20.300 Yeah, yeah.

04:13:21.480 That was close.

04:13:22.700 Brooks and Dunn were pretty good, too, man.

04:13:24.240 I like Brooks and Dunn.

04:13:25.120 They were big in the early 90s.

04:13:28.060 Brooks and Dunn, Alan Jackson, Gareth Brooks, even – what's his name?

04:13:35.620 Randy Travis was still putting Nights in Good Tunes and shit back then.

04:13:40.660 Has your retarded.

04:13:42.400 Like the old country, man.

04:13:44.140 It reminds me of bush parties and shit and throwing phone books at each other's heads.

04:13:47.780 Good times.

04:13:49.140 You threw Chromebooks at each other's heads?

04:13:51.320 No, phone books.

04:13:53.140 Oh, phone books.

04:13:54.740 Yeah, we were at a big bonfire, and they were delivering fucking yellow-page books.

04:13:58.660 Yellow-page books were like – a phone book was about this fucking thick.

04:14:02.620 Yeah.

04:14:02.900 So we're out in the woods, and all you're –

04:14:06.460 The boy flies by your fucking head.

04:14:10.640 Yeah, we had a phone book fight, man.

04:14:12.220 It was fucking painful.

04:14:13.240 I got hit in the fucking face.

04:14:14.860 I almost got knocked out.

04:14:16.760 And this one girl comforted me, and then, yeah, I went back to her place.

04:14:19.820 It was great.

04:14:21.000 It was good times.

04:14:22.520 Threw phone books at each other, and we fucking hit each other in the head

04:14:25.020 and punched each other out and had slap fights and had bonfires, and we were retarded.

04:14:32.120 Kids do.

04:14:34.660 But our bonfires are the best, man.

04:14:36.320 They're always big.

04:14:38.280 What was it?

04:14:39.100 Butt-boof-and-boof?

04:14:42.020 The boot-boof-and-boogie?

04:14:48.760 Boot-boof-and-boogie.

04:14:49.720 That's what we're trying to – I'm going to redo it, because I just read the lyrics for this,

04:14:53.600 and it's not – it's fucking – they didn't really get what I was trying to go for.

04:14:59.880 Let's try it.

04:15:00.700 Yeah, boot-boof-and-boogie.

04:15:00.820 Yeah, boot-boof-and-boogie.

04:15:03.960 You don't boot-boof-a-boof.

04:15:05.880 You don't boot-boof-a-boof.

04:15:06.780 I feel like it's just a lot.

04:15:11.220 Yeah, but you hear the lyrics more if it's slowed down, and it's like a country song.

04:15:18.000 It'll be slower, so they'll have to make more lyrics.

04:15:20.580 You can't really hear the lyrics, except for the sphincter part, which fucking cracked me up.

04:15:26.060 Most people, all you hear is, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, sphincter.

04:15:30.480 It's so good.

04:15:33.820 So good.

04:15:34.540 Something, something, boof, and, ah, ah, sphincter.

04:15:37.620 Sphincter.

04:15:40.000 All right.

04:15:41.760 That's my favorite part.

04:15:42.760 That was funny.

04:15:44.400 That was good.

04:15:45.960 Like, right before it, like, rips a guitar solo, it just yells out, sphincter!

04:15:53.420 We're going to have to hear that part again.

04:15:56.080 That was definitely the best part of this one.

04:16:00.140 Oh, what is going on with this?

04:16:01.780 Why is this taking so long?

04:16:04.540 Because your internet sucks.

04:16:10.140 And it still sucks.

04:16:13.720 Just like yesterday.

04:16:16.500 Well, this, I think, slaps, really.

04:16:19.760 Still sucks.

04:16:21.320 Like, waiting for this to fuck in.

04:16:23.020 What's a, what's a laptop go for, man?

04:16:26.120 What, like, don't the pawn shops have them fucking, usually a decent fucking price, or?

04:16:31.380 You don't even have to go to a pawn shop.

04:16:32.600 You get a $300 laptop from Staples.

04:16:34.980 Buy them brand new, man.

04:16:36.280 They're, yeah, they're pretty, uh.

04:16:37.500 Yeah, they're $300.

04:16:39.520 Not mine.

04:16:40.280 Like, not a MacBook.

04:16:41.140 Yeah, I was going to say, this is, like, one of the $300 ones from Staples.

04:16:46.160 So, get another one for just streaming.

04:16:48.600 Like, I have other laptops for other things.

04:16:51.700 This is my streaming laptop.

04:16:54.660 Or this.

04:16:55.320 Computer.

04:16:55.900 You just get a home computer.

04:16:56.980 A desktop.

04:17:00.560 That way you get cable.

04:17:01.920 Fucking, uh.

04:17:04.000 I don't watch cable.

04:17:05.300 Actually, I'm going to disconnect that cable box and get rid of it.

04:17:07.480 Just take enough space on my desk.

04:17:08.800 I don't watch cable.

04:17:09.980 At all.

04:17:10.660 Ever.

04:17:11.360 So.

04:17:13.280 What's happening with the cable in the desktop computer, though, Boomer?

04:17:16.660 There's a whole box over here in my fucking, that takes up space on my desk, man.

04:17:21.200 For cable.

04:17:21.740 I don't watch cable.

04:17:22.640 I don't need it.

04:17:24.000 I don't need that.

04:17:24.720 No, no.

04:17:24.740 I meant, why does Johnny have to get unconfused?

04:17:28.440 What?

04:17:29.360 No, I'm just saying, if you get a home computer, it goes through your phone.

04:17:32.180 You get all that shit.

04:17:34.700 Um.

04:17:36.260 I don't know.

04:17:36.720 Just, listen.

04:17:37.840 This is what I got, okay?

04:17:40.300 Do you see my fucking setup?

04:17:41.900 There's the fucking screen I got, okay?

04:17:43.320 Instead of a laptop, I got a fucking screen, man.

04:17:47.160 But this is the size of the computers now.

04:17:49.580 This is how big computers are.

04:17:51.000 Look at the size of the computer.

04:17:51.640 It's closed.

04:17:52.920 Right.

04:17:53.440 Here's the computer I had.

04:17:55.180 Here's the one I have now.

04:17:56.880 Look how small that is.

04:17:57.920 It's fucking, look at this tiny little computer, too.

04:18:01.260 It is.

04:18:02.080 It's a small little computer compared to this fucking thing.

04:18:04.460 You can boof it.

04:18:05.340 That's what she said.

04:18:06.680 You can boof it.

04:18:08.240 My computer is boofable.

04:18:10.400 Right?

04:18:10.860 That's a boofable computer right there.

04:18:13.760 If you know you're going with maximum security, you fucking hoof that up there sideways.

04:18:17.640 You're going to win.

04:18:18.140 I give you the boof, boof, and boogie.

04:18:23.380 Here we go.

04:18:25.680 I love you.

04:18:26.160 She took the dogs, took the walls, and the danged old roof.

04:18:36.180 The roof?

04:18:36.740 Ain't no holes in the God-blessed foothill loot.

04:18:41.280 Ran down the hill, and I still slip the boot.

04:18:45.940 You're trying to ride this boot?

04:18:47.340 Boot on my tiny little cowboy tooter.

04:18:49.740 Toad to the sky, then I'm working in a toot-loop.

04:18:52.300 Ah!

04:18:53.220 Ah!

04:18:54.040 Toot-loop.

04:18:55.720 Working in a toot-loop.

04:18:58.500 I put the boot in it.

04:18:59.960 Put the boot in it.

04:19:01.700 Let's boof it.

04:19:03.080 Let's boof it.

04:19:04.920 Boop, boof, and boogie.

04:19:06.240 I'm hot.

04:19:06.740 Let's boof it.

04:19:08.040 Let's boof it.

04:19:09.400 Oh, my God.

04:19:10.280 Boof, and boogie.

04:19:11.600 Let's boof it.

04:19:12.980 Let's boof it.

04:19:14.780 Boop, boof, and boogie.

04:19:16.000 So hot.

04:19:16.580 Let's boof it.

04:19:17.940 Let's boof it.

04:19:18.480 Oh, my God.

04:19:19.520 That's the video, though.

04:19:21.700 Oh, my God.

04:19:22.140 Hell, I'm wasted out of sight.

04:19:26.240 Went through the middle when she left last night.

04:19:30.680 Alone for life with my guy down below.

04:19:35.920 I pulled the boot on step afoot in the toes.

04:19:39.860 Boof, boof, and boogie.

04:19:41.800 Put the boot in it.

04:19:43.120 Boop, boof, and boogie.

04:19:44.400 Oh, my God.

04:19:45.780 My, the boot.

04:19:46.140 There's the boot.

04:19:46.940 Got to snuff in it.

04:19:47.920 Boop, boof, and boogie.

04:19:49.300 What?

04:19:49.600 Is that the hole in it?

04:19:51.220 Let's boof it.

04:19:52.580 Let's boof it.

04:19:54.200 Boop, boof, and boogie.

04:19:55.820 Let's boof it.

04:19:57.500 Let's boof it.

04:19:59.260 Boop, boof it.

04:20:00.520 Go, go.

04:20:01.080 Let's boof it.

04:20:02.460 Let's boof it.

04:20:03.720 Hold on.

04:20:04.400 Boop, boof, and boogie.

04:20:05.580 I'm hot.

04:20:06.100 Let's boof it.

04:20:07.420 Let's boof it.

04:20:08.940 Book, boof and boogie.

04:20:10.780 Take a boof down the trail like Dale.

04:20:12.960 Boots been used to boots down the crew

04:20:15.980 With a two-tone tutor for days

04:20:18.000 Lift one foot up, fill it up

04:20:20.860 Ain't nothing left in Ohio

04:20:23.740 One for Lamar, two more for the road

04:20:27.800 One for Lamar, two more for the road

04:20:30.320 One for Lamar, two more for the road

04:20:37.720 One for Lamar, two more for the road

04:20:44.520 One for Lamar, two more for the road

04:20:57.680 Amazing

04:20:57.800 That's fucking great

04:21:03.120 Jesus

04:21:04.920 That's fucking great

04:21:07.720 Oh, that was good

04:21:09.300 Yeah

04:21:10.260 Are you gonna put that one on the beat loop?

04:21:13.120 There is a second version

04:21:15.200 No, stop

04:21:17.700 Do it

04:21:18.860 The lyrics will be the same

04:21:20.840 The music will be different

04:21:22.200 Okay, do it

04:21:24.500 What the fuck are you doing, Yannis?

04:21:27.740 So far, that first one's pretty fucking good

04:21:30.040 Sorry

04:21:30.380 It's coffee time for me

04:21:32.380 Can I go make my coffee?

04:21:34.840 Yes, go make coffee

04:21:36.060 You need a fucking coffee, man

04:21:37.400 Don't be yawning

04:21:38.080 No, it's catchy, man

04:21:39.480 Once one, somebody fucking yawns

04:21:42.020 And everybody else starts fucking yawning

04:21:43.340 And everybody's yawning

04:21:44.120 Fuck

04:21:44.680 Jesus Christ

04:21:46.880 It's like watching somebody puke

04:21:49.220 And everybody else is puke

04:21:50.160 No, don't be yawning

04:21:50.640 That's the no yawn zone

04:21:51.980 Jesus fuck

04:21:54.360 All right

04:21:55.000 Haven't you gone to get your coffee yet?

04:21:57.600 Are you still here?

04:21:58.700 Go

04:21:58.980 Yeah, like

04:22:03.520 You're taking so long

04:22:04.860 Like

04:22:05.960 The fucking song loaded up

04:22:07.540 Before you got your coffee

04:22:08.700 That's how slow you were

04:22:10.100 Well, I was like

04:22:13.340 Sarah and Chris are like

04:22:14.360 The angel and devil

04:22:15.320 On Johnny's shoulders

04:22:16.160 Like

04:22:16.400 Yeah

04:22:16.820 Like

04:22:17.840 If you can put us all

04:22:19.020 Put me on one side

04:22:20.360 And Sarah can have her little wings

04:22:21.900 And the halo

04:22:22.420 Fucking

04:22:23.000 Over

04:22:23.580 Fucking head

04:22:24.420 Yeah, right

04:22:24.920 And Sarah's like

04:22:25.900 Don't do it, Johnny

04:22:26.600 I'm like

04:22:26.840 Come on, buddy

04:22:27.600 Let's fucking do it

04:22:28.340 Let's do it

04:22:28.780 Let's do it

04:22:29.440 Yeah

04:22:29.680 Let's do it

04:22:30.300 Let's go

04:22:31.320 All right

04:22:32.980 So here we go

04:22:33.740 This is the

04:22:34.700 This is the second version

04:22:36.000 Of Boop Boop and Boogie

04:22:37.580 Although I really do like

04:22:39.060 That first one

04:22:39.940 Oh, now we're old school old man

04:22:45.380 She took the dogs

04:22:50.760 Took the walls

04:22:51.960 And the dangd old roof

04:22:53.840 Ain't no hoes

04:22:55.480 In the God-blessed

04:22:57.120 Foothill loop

04:22:58.480 Ran down the hill

04:23:01.180 And I still slip the boot

04:23:03.300 The boot

04:23:04.540 On my tiny little cowboy tooter

04:23:08.120 Toad to the sky

04:23:10.260 Then I'm working in a tootin' loop

04:23:13.040 Toad loop

04:23:14.800 Working in a tootin' loop

04:23:17.700 I'll put the boot in it

04:23:20.300 Put the boot in it

04:23:22.580 Let's boof it

04:23:24.240 Let's boof it

04:23:27.100 Boop Boop and Boogie

04:23:29.840 I'm hot

04:23:31.960 Let's boof it

04:23:33.460 Let's boof it

04:23:35.180 Boop Boop and Boogie

04:23:39.220 Let's boof it

04:23:42.700 Let's boof it

04:23:44.960 Boop Boop Boogie

04:23:47.220 So hot

04:23:50.340 Let's boof it

04:23:51.900 Let's boof it

04:23:54.160 Boop Boogie

04:23:56.600 I like it better

04:24:00.540 The first one's better

04:24:01.380 You need more

04:24:02.620 I don't know

04:24:04.760 Less boot

04:24:05.500 And more boof

04:24:06.460 Yeah the first one's

04:24:07.920 Way better

04:24:08.520 Way better

04:24:11.300 That one

04:24:12.500 Fuck now

04:24:15.260 What else

04:24:15.600 What other songs

04:24:16.380 Do I want to make

04:24:17.040 Now I want to make

04:24:17.960 Some songs

04:24:18.520 Now we're getting

04:24:20.380 These fucking snow globe

04:24:21.320 Fucking snow plates

04:24:22.180 Coming down

04:24:22.660 Size of loonies

04:24:23.500 Some of them

04:24:24.380 Quarters

04:24:25.060 What else could we

04:24:26.440 Make a song about

04:24:27.480 Snow globe snow

04:24:29.140 Boogie

04:24:32.260 Snow globe snow

04:24:33.000 It's like fucking

04:24:34.680 Snow globe snow

04:24:35.540 Out there again

04:24:36.180 That's how it starts

04:24:37.540 And then just

04:24:38.040 Fucking boof

04:24:39.140 Yeah right

04:24:41.220 Yeah

04:24:43.060 Suno is way better

04:24:44.260 Than last year

04:24:44.960 I fucking agree

04:24:45.900 Pepperman

04:24:46.440 It is

04:24:47.180 It's awesome too

04:24:48.500 Because you can make

04:24:49.000 Them longer than

04:24:49.920 You used to be able

04:24:50.740 To as well

04:24:51.440 So it's almost

04:24:53.220 You know

04:24:53.680 Yeah right

04:24:56.040 It's fucking good there

04:24:57.220 Alright

04:24:59.960 I'm going to think

04:25:00.540 Of another idea

04:25:01.280 At some point

04:25:02.380 Yeah

04:25:06.680 You can put it

04:25:07.120 To the vote

04:25:07.600 I'd say

04:25:08.320 I never thought of that

04:25:09.940 Yeah

04:25:13.040 What do we want to do

04:25:13.840 Let me try

04:25:14.280 Here

04:25:14.660 Song number one

04:25:19.720 Song number two

04:25:20.580 Vote number two

04:25:22.740 Song number two

04:25:23.740 Or whatever

04:25:24.160 Blah blah blah

04:25:24.660 That was the

04:25:26.440 That was the one

04:25:27.260 For sure

04:25:27.820 Which one is that

04:25:29.660 The very

04:25:31.180 This one

04:25:31.660 This one was alright

04:25:36.760 A couple

04:25:37.180 She took the door

04:25:41.600 Yeah

04:25:42.400 That was definitely

04:25:42.960 A little more

04:25:44.820 I like that one

04:25:45.340 That one's a good one

04:25:46.200 Yeah

04:25:47.500 The second one

04:25:47.980 Was too much

04:25:48.480 My parents

04:25:49.080 Fucking country

04:25:49.980 Right

04:25:50.680 Yeah

04:25:51.420 Yeah I know

04:25:51.660 I'm keeping

04:25:52.320 The first one

04:25:52.940 For sure

04:25:53.400 That's

04:25:54.340 The fiddle

04:26:01.080 Kicks it

04:26:01.660 Fuck yeah

04:26:03.220 I love that

04:26:05.380 AI

04:26:05.680 Song machine

04:26:06.460 It's super fun

04:26:07.480 Alright well

04:26:15.860 What's the phone

04:26:17.000 What's the phone

04:26:18.520 Hey

04:26:21.160 Yeah

04:26:25.580 Try that one out

04:26:26.640 Just gotta think of a topic

04:26:29.640 And type it in

04:26:31.400 And it fucking does it for you

04:26:32.620 Right

04:26:32.860 Yeah pretty much

04:26:34.800 I mean

04:26:35.160 I'm just trying to think of ways

04:26:36.560 To

04:26:37.000 Make it funny

04:26:38.980 You know

04:26:39.800 Cause a good prompt

04:26:42.760 Can get you something real good

04:26:44.600 Why don't I hear like a hamster

04:27:03.620 On a wheel somewhere

04:27:04.420 It's probably cause you're thinking

04:27:07.020 I hear this little squeaky wheel going

04:27:09.800 Yeah I have no idea

04:27:12.100 That's weird

04:27:15.880 I don't hear that

04:27:16.500 I heard some weird shit there

04:27:18.260 Like it was almost like

04:27:19.140 Skip

04:27:19.560 You know

04:27:20.300 Now it's gone

04:27:28.720 It's not me

04:27:30.880 Being a hamster

04:27:32.480 You want a hamster wheel

04:27:35.080 I don't know

04:27:36.320 I got another person messaging me on telegram

04:27:38.720 Honeypot's at it

04:27:40.300 Fucking hard today

04:27:41.480 Why don't they message me

04:27:44.560 Like I stopped getting

04:27:47.420 A lot of the

04:27:48.600 Spam ones

04:27:51.180 I don't know

04:27:54.500 What are you guys doing

04:27:55.240 I'm waiting for my fucking coffee

04:27:59.180 What are you doing

04:28:00.940 I don't know

04:28:02.680 Did you grind your coffee

04:28:03.660 Did you grind coffee

04:28:07.280 That's the sound I heard

04:28:08.760 Oh

04:28:10.840 Cause I heard

04:28:11.740 I heard that

04:28:13.540 I heard you fucking grinding your coffee

04:28:15.640 That's what I heard

04:28:16.280 That's why I said it sounded like a squeaky hamster wheel

04:28:18.780 Or something

04:28:19.180 That's why I fucking heard the sound

04:28:20.440 I was like

04:28:20.660 What the fuck is that

04:28:21.260 So you grind your coffee

04:28:22.980 Yeah I grind my beans

04:28:25.300 God damn

04:28:26.340 Well I'm not

04:28:27.200 Fucking crazy after all

04:28:28.600 There you go

04:28:28.960 Put it into the Nespresso

04:28:30.160 Song about Chris yelling at jeeps from this porch

04:28:33.680 That sounds about right too

04:28:36.240 Oh that's awesome

04:28:40.640 Out the porch

04:28:41.860 No I don't know how you fucking word that

04:28:45.240 Freak yes

04:28:47.240 I am

04:28:49.280 I've been looking at the tower farming again

04:28:53.060 I fucking want to do that so bad

04:28:55.640 I can't wait till the summer rolls around

04:28:57.840 I'm back in the porch again man

04:28:58.960 I'll be doing a lot less of this

04:28:59.980 And more sitting on my fucking front

04:29:01.020 Yeah

04:29:01.240 Fucking right

04:29:02.180 I can't wait to be outside again

04:29:03.600 I'll be in the pool

04:29:04.560 I'll be yelling at jeeps

04:29:06.820 Drinking beer on my front porch

04:29:08.060 Come out to your fucking country

04:29:10.120 I do

04:29:14.540 I actually say that to them

04:29:16.300 I don't give a fuck man

04:29:17.940 Go fuck home

04:29:19.060 Why are you here

04:29:20.300 These are fucking great

04:29:26.400 They are so fun today

04:29:28.140 There's a lot of bots today

04:29:29.740 I'm not a fan of the fucking

04:29:31.480 Delete

04:29:32.360 I'm getting my coffee

04:29:34.340 I don't have to be nice to them

04:29:36.220 I'm on my fucking front porch

04:29:38.280 My fucking house

04:29:39.220 I can say what the fuck I want

04:29:40.980 On my fucking porch

04:29:41.760 You can't

04:29:42.400 I can no

04:29:43.180 It's my house

04:29:44.280 My porch

04:29:44.940 My rules

04:29:46.140 And I will fucking call

04:29:47.940 Jeet a jeep

04:29:48.740 I'll say whatever the fuck

04:29:51.500 I want man

04:29:52.080 It's my porch

04:29:52.920 Get fucked

04:29:54.160 Fuck off

04:29:56.040 Yeah

04:29:58.460 Let's see

04:30:02.960 I don't know if it's gonna do this

04:30:04.360 But

04:30:04.620 We're gonna try

04:30:05.520 Try it

04:30:15.720 Try it

04:30:15.740 Oh

04:30:16.800 Regin bought a bag of air

04:30:20.040 With some chips in it

04:30:21.420 I don't buy chips

04:30:24.040 I haven't bought chips

04:30:24.800 In a long time

04:30:25.420 Man

04:30:25.560 I can't eat that shit anymore

04:30:26.580 It doesn't even taste the same

04:30:28.380 Like the old chips

04:30:30.000 Like the Doritos

04:30:30.820 And ketchup Doritos

04:30:32.320 Which I like

04:30:32.900 Once on a blue moon

04:30:34.480 They don't taste the same anymore

04:30:36.940 Because they're

04:30:37.480 They're all fucking

04:30:38.200 GMOs

04:30:39.640 And

04:30:39.900 Different weird fucking

04:30:41.920 Olden chips

04:30:42.700 No but all processed food

04:30:47.900 They've cut so many corners

04:30:50.100 You'll always have some fucking

04:30:51.660 Paggy

04:30:52.000 Oh I have a great idea sir

04:30:53.840 I have an idea

04:30:55.140 That will save you a million dollars

04:30:56.560 A year sir

04:30:57.220 Just let me be CEO sir

04:30:59.060 Oh it's a million dollar idea

04:31:01.000 Oh we just cut this shit

04:31:02.640 Out

04:31:03.200 And we'll add this

04:31:04.700 Cheap shit

04:31:05.320 I got from my buddy

04:31:06.200 From India

04:31:06.720 We'll dump this oil

04:31:08.020 And we'll use this oil

04:31:08.940 It's garbage

04:31:09.980 But we'll save the company

04:31:11.780 A million dollars

04:31:12.580 Like that's all they do man

04:31:13.560 They just cost

04:31:14.120 Cost cut

04:31:14.820 Cost cut

04:31:15.780 Yeah

04:31:16.840 Yeah

04:31:19.040 Like people make a fortune

04:31:20.620 Just being that fucking

04:31:21.740 Bean counter

04:31:22.460 Fucking cost cutting prick

04:31:24.020 Cut jobs

04:31:25.780 Fucking

04:31:26.180 Cut quality

04:31:27.300 Holy fuck

04:31:28.180 We're in shit now

04:31:28.880 Holy guys

04:31:29.400 Guys

04:31:29.800 I'm warning ya

04:31:31.120 Oh boy

04:31:34.840 This is

04:31:35.120 This is gonna be a good one

04:31:37.200 I'm up to Alpine

04:31:40.200 Yay

04:31:41.080 Check it out

04:31:42.100 I got an Alpine shirt

04:31:43.400 How sick is this

04:31:44.380 Oh my god

04:31:46.080 That's fucking awesome

04:31:49.340 Yes

04:31:50.180 Kyle

04:31:51.180 How are you guys

04:31:54.700 Good

04:31:55.920 It's been a long time

04:31:56.820 You guys can grab a chair

04:31:57.740 I know right

04:31:58.440 What's going on

04:31:59.220 Yeah I missed you guys

04:32:00.020 You guys are coming for

04:32:00.860 The weekend right

04:32:01.980 For Saturday

04:32:03.880 Yeah

04:32:04.280 Probably

04:32:05.040 Absolutely

04:32:05.680 This is gonna be a good one

04:32:07.580 By the way

04:32:08.080 I just read the lyrics for it

04:32:09.620 Anyway I have a question

04:32:10.960 Johnny

04:32:11.300 Before you do that

04:32:11.960 What

04:32:12.740 Is it cheaper to buy

04:32:13.840 A ticket earlier

04:32:15.080 Or is it just

04:32:16.840 The same price

04:32:17.540 If you buy it on

04:32:18.360 Not really

04:32:19.760 Not really

04:32:19.780 Like it depends

04:32:22.700 But from

04:32:23.540 From here

04:32:24.520 No

04:32:24.820 There it goes

04:32:32.520 There it goes

04:32:33.020 There it goes

04:32:33.580 Fuck yeah

04:32:34.260 For the train

04:32:36.000 For the train

04:32:36.020 For him to get

04:32:36.820 Into Hamilton

04:32:37.520 Yeah

04:32:39.000 Train ticket

04:32:39.640 That's on the book

04:32:40.200 Never mind

04:32:40.760 I fucking did smoke

04:32:41.780 I gotta smoke

04:32:42.720 Some more

04:32:43.060 Here in a minute

04:32:43.480 Fuck

04:32:44.400 What

04:32:46.220 What are you

04:32:46.560 Peppermint

04:32:46.940 A bowl

04:32:48.180 Cannabis is good

04:32:49.300 Fine

04:32:49.860 Oh he wants to put

04:32:51.520 Some chicken

04:32:51.920 We got frozen chicken

04:32:53.120 Oh you want a big one

04:32:55.680 For uh

04:32:56.600 Why just a trick

04:32:58.380 Squirrel

04:33:01.400 Yeah

04:33:02.140 Chris is just like

04:33:03.100 Yeah I'm just gonna

04:33:03.760 Go do this

04:33:04.540 Now

04:33:05.160 Yeah

04:33:07.480 What the fuck

04:33:08.920 Are you doing Chris

04:33:09.880 What tickets

04:33:11.300 You guys talk about

04:33:12.160 Just for him to come

04:33:13.980 Here this weekend

04:33:14.740 That's all

04:33:15.340 Oh like

04:33:16.080 Freaking

04:33:16.420 Bus

04:33:16.880 Bus tickets

04:33:18.540 Or whatever

04:33:18.960 Yeah like if he

04:33:19.920 Pre-bought it before

04:33:21.020 But it doesn't matter

04:33:22.080 From where he comes to

04:33:23.720 To Hamilton

04:33:24.160 It doesn't really matter

04:33:25.040 If he was coming

04:33:25.640 Probably to my house

04:33:26.540 It would make a difference

04:33:27.220 If you bought it earlier

04:33:28.160 But he doesn't always come

04:33:29.320 Like he

04:33:29.700 I pick him up in Hamilton

04:33:30.740 Right

04:33:31.040 So they don't have any

04:33:32.220 Like online

04:33:32.880 I don't know

04:33:35.080 Deals

04:33:35.660 No

04:33:35.980 It's not like a plane

04:33:37.620 It's not like a plane ticket

04:33:38.560 Where you buy it

04:33:39.060 Three weeks out

04:33:39.620 And it makes a difference

04:33:40.300 Gotcha

04:33:41.160 What's up

04:33:43.180 What

04:33:44.220 We didn't get in the

04:33:44.620 Train

04:33:45.420 Peppermint

04:33:46.960 Peppermint wanted us

04:33:47.580 The bus

04:33:50.340 I would never take the train

04:33:51.340 That's way too

04:33:51.880 The train's expensive

04:33:53.340 For what it is

04:33:54.420 Is it?

04:33:55.280 Because I used to

04:33:55.960 I remember when I used to

04:33:56.980 Put money

04:33:57.460 From Toronto

04:33:58.480 Sometimes it was cheaper

04:33:59.820 For the same price

04:34:01.140 As the stupid buy

04:34:01.960 Yeah, no

04:34:02.380 No, not anymore

04:34:04.180 Well, maybe if you're doing

04:34:05.120 Go

04:34:05.420 If you're doing

04:34:07.080 Go, maybe

04:34:07.740 But like for

04:34:08.600 Via

04:34:08.920 It's fucking stupid

04:34:09.700 So here is

04:34:11.800 This one's for

04:34:12.540 Peppermint

04:34:12.940 No, I'm going to

04:34:13.160 See you later

04:34:13.540 So now I'm going to

04:34:14.720 You hit the can

04:34:15.320 What?

04:34:16.440 I'm going to rock a piss

04:34:17.420 Right?

04:34:18.800 Oh my god

04:34:19.680 I was sure you had a

04:34:20.380 Fucking week to

04:34:21.080 Like

04:34:21.280 I don't know

04:34:21.840 Anyway

04:34:23.140 This is called

04:34:24.180 All my rabbit holes

04:34:25.540 Have a silent tea

04:34:26.660 Some thoughts

04:34:34.100 You don't keep

04:34:35.300 On a leash

04:34:36.720 Some laws

04:34:40.400 You don't say

04:34:41.640 In Berlin

04:34:42.980 Some rabbis

04:34:46.880 Control the police

04:34:49.240 Some tunnels

04:34:53.160 They'll never

04:34:53.900 Begin

04:34:55.240 Uptown skinheads

04:34:59.380 On ketamine

04:35:00.520 The catskill cabal

04:35:02.480 With the guillotine

04:35:03.680 All my rabbit holes

04:35:05.460 Have a silent tea

04:35:06.980 How the orthodox play

04:35:09.580 This is a

04:35:11.060 From LBJ

04:35:13.320 I discovered

04:35:14.280 The tunnels today

04:35:15.780 All under New York

04:35:17.480 They stat porn

04:35:18.720 On stained mattresses

04:35:20.860 Oh my god

04:35:22.360 Come on

04:35:23.040 Why did you

04:35:25.140 Is supreme

04:35:27.060 They found eight planets

04:35:30.300 And tears

04:35:31.500 We found thirteen

04:35:33.320 All my rabbit holes

04:35:37.000 Have a silent tea

04:35:38.680 Some things keep you up

04:35:41.040 But some things keep you up

04:35:44.160 And you like it

04:35:45.580 I'm not falling asleep anyway

04:35:55.020 All my plots

04:35:58.500 All my moors

04:36:00.260 All my time

04:36:01.780 Sam and halva

04:36:03.320 All my nouns

04:36:04.840 French unformed

04:36:06.500 All my flights

04:36:08.040 All my poor

04:36:09.540 And all my decisions

04:36:11.140 And all my visions

04:36:12.740 And all my dreams

04:36:15.120 See you in New Orleans

04:36:17.280 What's up

04:36:22.660 What's up

04:36:25.660 What's up

04:36:26.600 What's up

04:36:26.740 Uptown skinheads

04:36:27.780 On ketamine

04:36:28.960 Catskill cabal

04:36:30.880 With the guillotine

04:36:32.060 All my rabbit holes

04:36:33.820 Have a silent tea

04:36:36.020 Some things keep you up

04:36:39.440 Some things keep you up

04:36:40.500 But some things keep you up

04:36:42.560 And you're grateful

04:36:43.460 So I'm trying to pour my head

04:36:45.720 I'm not falling asleep anyway

04:36:48.600 I'm not falling asleep anyway

04:36:51.900 I'm not falling asleep anyway

04:36:55.080 I'm not falling asleep anyway

04:36:58.500 Any way

04:37:02.020 I'm falling asleep anyway

04:37:09.180 I like that one

04:37:16.960 That's good

04:37:17.600 Some laws you don't keep on a leash

04:37:22.600 Some laws you don't say in Berlin

04:37:28.140 Some rabbis control the police

04:37:33.960 Some tunnels they'll never begin

04:37:39.460 Uptown skinheads on ketamine

04:37:44.740 Yeah, no, I like the first one better

04:37:48.680 The first one seems to be golden

04:37:50.440 Yeah, the first one

04:37:50.740 That'll be alright

04:37:53.560 That'll be alright

04:37:54.400 That was good

04:37:55.820 I like that one

04:37:56.940 That was fun

04:37:57.860 I'm just trying to think

04:38:00.420 Something else at some point here

04:38:01.860 What in the hell is going on

04:38:06.380 I had a good video earlier

04:38:10.860 But it was that fucking Brightline video

04:38:14.160 That I lost

04:38:14.780 Well, I was just going to say

04:38:16.180 Is it a Brightline video?

04:38:17.480 Because it's got to be a fucking Brightline video

04:38:19.680 Of course

04:38:20.860 But I can't find it again

04:38:22.320 But I'm like

04:38:24.880 Hey, man

04:38:26.020 Just because I'm pissed

04:38:27.680 About the Brightline

04:38:28.620 Doesn't make me a bad person

04:38:29.960 Okay?

04:38:30.780 I don't know what you guys are talking about

04:38:34.200 He tries to trip it

04:38:35.900 And see, die

04:38:36.640 That's fucking train

04:38:38.280 There's nothing wrong with it

04:38:39.200 Oh, the train

04:38:39.680 It kills people

04:38:40.580 The Brightline train

04:38:41.540 It just kills people all the time

04:38:42.880 I thought the train was our friend, though

04:38:44.740 No, the Brightline train's

04:38:46.000 Dumpy

04:38:47.000 That's why I like it

04:38:48.520 It's our ally, isn't it?

04:38:50.520 I love it

04:38:51.100 And the train's going to kill your ass

04:38:53.540 No, the Brightline train's doing God's work

04:38:55.820 Justin just said finna

04:38:58.220 He said finna

04:38:59.380 Okay, we just talked about this word

04:39:01.420 Finna

04:39:01.740 I don't understand this word

04:39:04.060 That train's a finna

04:39:05.400 Finna doing something good

04:39:06.760 Oh, what happened?

04:39:08.740 I don't understand this word

04:39:10.460 No, what's his name?

04:39:12.680 Fucking

04:39:12.900 The train's finna kill you

04:39:14.460 No

04:39:15.080 Kanye

04:39:16.220 Kanye was speaking out some shit

04:39:17.920 No

04:39:18.360 He's finna

04:39:20.460 He's finna

04:39:20.480 He's finna

04:39:20.860 He's finna

04:39:21.060 He's finna

04:39:22.460 I'm learning all kinds of new words today

04:39:25.020 Oh, ebonics

04:39:26.020 Ebonics, yes

04:39:27.540 Priscilla

04:39:28.060 I also learned

04:39:29.440 That's what this is all about

04:39:31.380 Because I learned what boofing is today

04:39:34.240 I learned what a boofing is

04:39:35.200 Oh, you learned it today?

04:39:37.220 Boof it

04:39:37.700 Do I need to

04:39:40.700 Do I need to go back to that?

04:39:42.940 Yeah, finna get a boof

04:39:43.900 So now you know what to do when you go to prison

04:39:46.040 Basically

04:39:46.700 Boofing and a boofing

04:39:48.600 Okay

04:39:49.120 There it is

04:39:50.840 It's the boof and boogie

04:39:53.100 You're back

04:39:53.880 I am working on another one though here

04:40:09.340 Thank you

04:40:10.340 Sorry

04:40:10.920 Fuck man

04:40:11.800 I'm making myself a hole

04:40:12.840 Yeah

04:40:13.300 It's fun

04:40:13.960 Oh, chair

04:40:15.280 Sit over here

04:40:16.640 Holy shit

04:40:17.620 Hey, you were gone

04:40:19.500 Sit right here

04:40:20.240 Why are we yelling?

04:40:22.060 Oh, they can see you

04:40:23.100 I'm kidding

04:40:23.760 I'm kidding

04:40:24.200 Yell

04:40:24.540 Oh, I'm not

04:40:25.120 I'm still not used to streaming

04:40:26.900 I'm only kidding

04:40:28.660 You can yell

04:40:29.660 It's fine

04:40:30.340 No, I'm totally joking

04:40:31.400 I yell at Joey all the time

04:40:34.880 Here, I'll just do this

04:40:36.100 No one's here

04:40:38.260 What is that going to do?

04:40:39.480 Are you going to block the yelling?

04:40:41.400 Can't

04:40:41.720 You can't see

04:40:42.280 Wait, yeah

04:40:43.240 How can you block the yelling?

04:40:44.400 Hey, maybe you should smoke another one of those

04:40:49.920 I just do this

04:40:52.140 I don't hear fuck off

04:40:52.880 You got to get one ready for Michelle

04:40:54.360 When she gets home

04:40:55.060 She already has one

04:40:57.080 I saw that

04:40:57.960 Oh, you didn't smoke hers, right?

04:41:00.220 No, I rolled my own

04:41:01.520 She's got her own

04:41:02.980 She's fine

04:41:03.560 Oh, Jesus

04:41:05.680 I can't hear you

04:41:08.640 I can't

04:41:10.180 It's going to be so good

04:41:14.140 I'm not

04:41:14.420 You can't hear me

04:41:15.540 What?

04:41:18.740 I can't hear you

04:41:19.300 You finna hear me

04:41:21.180 Sorry, I can't see you

04:41:22.540 That's funny

04:41:28.620 At one time, Dawson said he was purple

04:41:30.300 Or orange

04:41:31.580 I've been noticing

04:41:35.800 This hasn't been costing me any of my credits

04:41:37.860 That's weird

04:41:38.580 I had done some drugs

04:41:39.860 And I was

04:41:40.640 Feeling like a fucking multicolored kaleidoscope

04:41:43.600 And my fucking personality was changing

04:41:45.960 With the colors of the kaleidoscope

04:41:47.240 It made complete sense in my head

04:41:48.680 Yeah, and I was like lying next to him

04:41:51.020 Saying like

04:41:51.480 I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, man

04:41:53.300 You're not purple or orange

04:41:55.660 And then he said he was a Mexican

04:41:57.060 No, that's how he felt

04:41:59.280 I liked it better when you were a color

04:42:01.400 It was a Mexican

04:42:02.500 He identifies as a purple or Mexican

04:42:05.900 He had first colors than people

04:42:08.560 Did he start packing his stuff

04:42:11.880 Into a garbage bag and running

04:42:13.720 That's it, man

04:42:14.940 Until he'd come down

04:42:15.880 And realize it was all silliness

04:42:17.480 And go back to work

04:42:19.840 That sucks

04:42:21.020 Dude, I think I did have to work the next day

04:42:23.620 Fuck

04:42:24.160 I did, yes

04:42:25.220 That's what I'm doing

04:42:25.940 That's fuck

04:42:26.640 I'm going back to work on weekends, guys

04:42:28.220 That fucking sucks

04:42:29.560 And they're putting me on midnight shifts

04:42:31.200 I don't know how I'm going to do it

04:42:32.400 I don't know

04:42:33.400 Yeah, they're putting me on like

04:42:35.100 3.40 to midnight

04:42:36.660 Bullshit, man

04:42:38.360 Yeah, guess when it starts

04:42:40.320 This coming Sunday

04:42:41.340 Right after the party

04:42:43.520 I'm so annoyed

04:42:45.220 You'll still be able to pick the faucet

04:42:47.220 And not get it

04:42:47.680 Yeah, I'm still annoyed

04:42:48.580 Like I don't have to work till three

04:42:50.140 But it fucking sucks

04:42:51.680 Right

04:42:52.980 That's lame sauce

04:42:55.340 Excuse me

04:42:58.300 But, I mean, it's a job

04:42:59.820 So

04:43:00.100 It is, yeah

04:43:01.940 Yeah

04:43:02.940 Yeah

04:43:03.460 I gotta find one of those

04:43:04.960 Oh

04:43:06.000 Do I see a leprechaun?

04:43:09.160 Yeah

04:43:09.380 A leprechaun?

04:43:11.480 What are you fucking doing?

04:43:12.700 I didn't know you were smoking

04:43:13.560 Is there a leprechaun?

04:43:16.040 Where?

04:43:16.600 I don't think there's a leprechaun

04:43:18.080 I only see, like, an Irish car

04:43:21.400 I would like to see a leprechaun

04:43:22.740 Irish car

04:43:23.560 He's an Irish detective, man

04:43:25.600 He's an Irish soccer hooligan

04:43:27.440 That's more like that

04:43:28.860 Nah, he's undercover

04:43:30.620 And you're his

04:43:31.780 Right ahead of the hallway, girl

04:43:33.180 Come on, Mel

04:43:34.200 I got one more

04:43:35.100 This one's for Sarah

04:43:36.100 Oh, girl

04:43:37.800 Oh, God

04:43:38.680 They look like a couple of IRA undercover

04:43:40.520 Fucking IRA agents

04:43:41.840 Right?

04:43:43.920 Jesus

04:43:44.400 But you're secretly working for the IRA

04:43:46.960 MI6?

04:43:49.500 Right

04:43:49.740 Or UDA

04:43:50.700 I don't fucking know

04:43:51.560 No, MI6

04:43:53.240 They're gay

04:43:53.720 Hassan!

04:43:54.740 You're gonna want to listen carefully

04:43:55.860 Let's see here

04:43:59.520 Is it gonna process?

04:44:01.040 There we go

04:44:01.380 Okay, so

04:44:01.960 This one

04:44:02.740 This one's just for you, Sarah

04:44:04.100 She puts on her best warm dress

04:44:11.440 Wear rubber and steel intersect

04:44:16.160 No sunblock for her day in the sun

04:44:20.980 Sarah watches the bright line come

04:44:25.820 Sarah smiles

04:44:28.760 Devil in her eye

04:44:30.860 Sunbeam with somebody

04:44:32.660 Gravy in a surprise

04:44:33.540 Yes

04:44:36.940 As the grass grows

04:44:38.960 So does the death toll

04:44:41.280 The songbirds sing so naturally

04:44:45.020 As the leaves change

04:44:48.700 So does the blood stain

04:44:50.940 And you can watch it all on train TV

04:44:54.840 Local Irish bartender

04:44:57.560 Locomotion road race

04:45:02.180 Better

04:45:02.680 The fate of a lot of sigh of relief

04:45:06.900 But not as much as when

04:45:09.060 She's at the head of the bright line

04:45:12.980 Sarah smiles

04:45:14.560 Devil in her eye

04:45:16.900 Sunbeam when somebody dies

04:45:19.560 On the bright line

04:45:21.640 As the grass grows

04:45:25.020 So does the death toll

04:45:27.200 So does the death toll

04:45:27.300 The songbirds sing so naturally

04:45:31.060 Wow

04:45:32.140 As the leaves change

04:45:34.740 So does the blood stain

04:45:37.060 And you can watch it all on train TV

04:45:41.020 Get on

04:45:42.500 Meet Sarah

04:45:43.640 Turn the lights off

04:45:45.180 Because

04:45:45.740 Sarah cries

04:45:51.160 Teardrops like oars

04:45:53.480 When heart breaks

04:45:54.740 On the wrong side of the door

04:45:56.900 As the grass grows

04:46:03.800 So does the death toll

04:46:06.260 The songbirds sing so naturally

04:46:09.840 So does the death toll

04:46:39.820 The songbirds sing so naturally

04:46:43.800 Yeah

04:46:45.540 The leaves change

04:46:47.480 So does the blood stain

04:46:49.680 And you can watch it all

04:46:52.080 Watch it all on train TV

04:46:56.060 So good

04:46:58.080 Great

04:46:58.740 That's so good

04:47:00.040 That's great

04:47:00.720 Woohoo

04:47:02.780 Love that

04:47:03.840 Bravo

04:47:04.520 Bravo

04:47:06.060 You know a playlist

04:47:07.240 Johnny

04:47:07.800 For the

04:47:08.460 The party

04:47:09.720 Yeah right

04:47:10.880 All the songs

04:47:12.120 Together

04:47:12.660 Yeah

04:47:13.220 Fantastic

04:47:14.100 You gotta sing along

04:47:15.660 Send them back

04:47:17.260 And I'll put them in the

04:47:18.260 Fucking thingamajiggy

04:47:19.500 That sign's gonna need a line

04:47:22.060 About sweet sweet onion musk

04:47:24.160 What?

04:47:26.240 Onion musk?

04:47:27.320 Oh fuck yeah

04:47:28.420 Onion sweater

04:47:29.320 The onion sweater

04:47:30.960 It smelled like earth

04:47:32.600 And onions

04:47:33.800 I was moving all of my bags

04:47:36.060 Of onions and beets

04:47:37.440 And everything

04:47:37.900 Downstairs in the basement

04:47:39.140 Cause I got a 50 pound bag

04:47:40.400 Of shit in my basement

04:47:41.600 And I had on a sweater

04:47:42.880 While I was doing it the other day

04:47:43.980 So I didn't get dirty

04:47:44.920 Sweat dirt onion

04:47:46.460 I grabbed a sweater

04:47:46.880 Thinking it was the other one

04:47:48.660 And I put it on

04:47:49.480 When I came in here

04:47:50.500 Cause I was cold

04:47:51.160 Oh no

04:47:51.720 And I was sitting here

04:47:52.400 And I was like

04:47:52.720 What the fuck is that smell?

04:47:54.100 Like what is that fucking smell?

04:47:55.160 And she's like

04:47:55.740 Shit it's me

04:47:56.700 Sweat dirt onion

04:47:57.720 Sweat dirt onion

04:48:00.280 Cause I have two of them

04:48:01.680 Cause I had them made

04:48:02.760 So I have two that are the same

04:48:03.900 And I just grabbed the wrong one

04:48:04.980 Anyway

04:48:05.280 So they're just gonna make fun of me now

04:48:06.800 For smelling like onions

04:48:07.700 Well you described it

04:48:09.500 It was sweat dirt and onions

04:48:10.700 Sweet sweet onion musk

04:48:12.380 It smells like

04:48:14.540 I said like basement

04:48:16.320 Oh god

04:48:18.240 See

04:48:18.680 Men take

04:48:19.660 Men hear what they want to hear

04:48:21.120 It is incredible to me

04:48:23.180 That y'all can hear

04:48:24.220 Whatever you want to hear

04:48:25.540 Oh absolutely

04:48:26.780 We can go back

04:48:27.700 We can go back

04:48:28.280 We can go back

04:48:28.300 We can go back

04:48:28.320 We can go back

04:48:28.960 Hey this is the deal man

04:48:31.540 What?

04:48:35.440 There is a second version

04:48:36.940 By the way

04:48:38.620 Yeah

04:48:39.720 Yeah

04:48:40.180 We can do sideways on clams and shit

04:48:42.320 Sideways on clams

04:48:44.020 And zebra mussels

04:48:45.820 And shit

04:48:46.640 Fuck

04:48:47.300 Gross

04:48:49.140 Well the chats fucking

04:48:50.580 It's the chats that fucking

04:48:52.480 Make you go sideways

04:48:53.820 Right man

04:48:54.720 Perfect

04:48:55.180 And Johnny eggs it on

04:48:57.040 Boofing

04:48:57.560 Yes Johnny

04:48:59.460 Yes of course man

04:49:00.580 Right

04:49:00.800 We've not talked about boofing

04:49:05.260 Because I was talking about

04:49:07.000 Noodles

04:49:07.740 And we told me I should

04:49:09.240 You're not boofing both of us

04:49:10.580 Fuck that

04:49:11.120 But I should boof the sauce pack

04:49:12.860 Right

04:49:13.220 It was Johnny's idea

04:49:14.120 Just to get out of it

04:49:14.980 I don't have to do that

04:49:15.720 No

04:49:16.040 Yeah

04:49:16.280 Was it

04:49:16.600 I didn't say to do that

04:49:18.620 No you

04:49:19.080 No

04:49:19.540 He said it right in the chat

04:49:20.900 He said

04:49:21.160 Well you just eat it right in the pack

04:49:22.400 Instead of the noodles

04:49:23.300 Right

04:49:23.600 I don't eat dry rum

04:49:26.000 No you don't eat the noodles

04:49:27.800 I used to do that

04:49:28.860 Just eat the spice

04:49:30.000 Eat the spice in the package

04:49:31.300 And not the noodles

04:49:32.100 So

04:49:32.440 Skip the noodles

04:49:34.780 Start it

04:49:35.660 Add some extra spices

04:49:37.420 And then eat it

04:49:38.240 Okay retards

04:49:39.000 Who said to boof it

04:49:40.020 Johnny

04:49:41.160 Okay

04:49:42.320 Me

04:49:43.240 Yeah

04:49:44.020 You gotta boof it

04:49:45.160 I don't remember who told me to boof it

04:49:47.500 That's how we get to the boof and boofy

04:49:49.800 No one's boofing anything

04:49:53.080 Well I don't think anything

04:49:53.740 Boof and boof and boofy

04:49:54.800 You didn't hear that

04:49:55.880 What

04:49:57.200 Yes no

04:49:57.840 We were playing the boof and boofy earlier

04:49:59.980 I'm just gonna help Chris eat rumble

04:50:02.220 So there'll be a live Sarah boofing stream

04:50:04.320 This weekend

04:50:05.180 No

04:50:05.460 Stay tuned

04:50:06.260 No

04:50:06.500 No

04:50:07.760 Don't say anything

04:50:08.980 No

04:50:09.400 Jesus

04:50:10.160 Thank you

04:50:11.200 Thank you

04:50:11.960 Check out Rumbles

04:50:14.760 Don't

04:50:15.900 Fucking subscribe

04:50:16.980 This started

04:50:18.060 You know

04:50:18.440 What it started

04:50:19.060 What it started with was

04:50:19.900 Someone said in the comment section

04:50:22.120 Why bother with the noodles

04:50:24.020 Just eat the fucking spice out of the packages

04:50:26.080 Right

04:50:26.840 Straight up

04:50:28.020 And that's when

04:50:29.520 That's when we started talking about

04:50:30.780 Naturally that

04:50:31.700 But

04:50:33.980 No

04:50:34.520 Fucking

04:50:34.920 I don't know where the button thing came from

04:50:38.240 And who started

04:50:38.760 Look at that

04:50:40.680 Look at this guy play like he doesn't know what he's talking about

04:50:44.420 Meanwhile he was one of the experts when the topic came up

04:50:47.860 Oh

04:50:48.400 The boofing

04:50:49.340 The boofing

04:50:50.380 The boofing expert

04:50:51.040 Yeah you can die from boofing

04:50:52.500 Chris boofing expert

04:50:53.320 I've never been doing this

04:50:55.060 I haven't been

04:50:56.700 This and that

04:50:57.560 He's got the exact fucking science down

04:51:00.700 But now he's playing dumb

04:51:02.040 He teaches a class on Thursdays guys

04:51:05.260 He's professor boof

04:51:10.580 It's a pre-prison

04:51:12.440 No no

04:51:13.140 It's a pre-prison

04:51:14.200 Prep course

04:51:15.480 Yeah

04:51:16.240 I'll show you how to wrap up

04:51:17.680 I'll show you how to wrap up your

04:51:20.280 Fucking

04:51:20.700 Your contents for your prison wallet

04:51:22.900 Yeah right

04:51:24.600 Don't make it too spicy

04:51:26.660 Your prison wallet

04:51:29.100 I feel like I don't know what that is either

04:51:31.480 How to insert things into your prison wallet

04:51:34.760 Yes

04:51:35.360 That's just gross

04:51:36.440 That's your prison wallet

04:51:37.440 That's your butt

04:51:38.360 A.K.A.

04:51:39.520 The boofing and the hoofing

04:51:42.080 I don't want to learn any more of this today

04:51:46.000 No more hoofing and boofing talk man

04:51:48.500 Holy fuck man

04:51:49.600 I mean talk about something else

04:51:50.820 I don't want to talk about boofing anymore

04:51:58.060 Jody has like a soundboard

04:51:59.480 Oh

04:51:59.900 Jody's got a soundboard now

04:52:01.560 Yeah

04:52:02.020 You know what

04:52:04.060 You know what my favorite sound is

04:52:05.560 Oh I do

04:52:06.900 It's this one

04:52:08.600 Why'd you do that?

04:52:15.680 Why do you talk to a lot of black people?

04:52:19.220 Just in case

04:52:19.900 Right

04:52:21.540 We gotta test

04:52:22.460 On the weekends

04:52:24.600 This is like

04:52:26.080 This is like the show me your hands

04:52:28.060 But for black people

04:52:29.480 Yeah

04:52:30.540 Stop it

04:52:33.820 Hey that noise hurts normal people

04:52:38.140 Yeah

04:52:38.940 It really hurts

04:52:40.380 I just want to fucking watch Das Boot

04:52:42.440 That's all

04:52:43.480 Every time I hear that

04:52:44.340 It's like

04:52:44.600 I want to watch a submarine movie man

04:52:46.180 Just gotta make sure

04:52:48.300 Gotta make sure

04:52:49.520 You know

04:52:50.160 No no I know of it

04:52:51.900 There's some good submarine movies

04:52:53.320 It's not even in English

04:52:54.840 There's not a booty bandit

04:52:56.460 The Moonshine Wars

04:52:58.340 Oh no

04:52:59.980 It's you're not cultured

04:53:01.220 Oh my god

04:53:02.400 Get out of here

04:53:03.180 The booty bandit

04:53:04.720 Tarnation

04:53:05.960 I'm looking at the booty bandit

04:53:08.360 What is it?

04:53:10.080 What's the booty bandit?

04:53:10.980 Look at that

04:53:11.420 Booty bandit

04:53:12.340 I'm going to

04:53:12.820 I'm scared

04:53:13.880 But I'm gonna look it up

04:53:14.980 Or game

04:53:15.420 Or game

04:53:16.660 What are you looking up?

04:53:19.780 What's happening?

04:53:20.580 It's a booty bandit

04:53:21.420 There is actually a second version of that

04:53:23.780 Fucking Sarah and Drain though

04:53:25.580 Oh I can actually do it as a video

04:53:33.180 It's a small tail

04:53:36.520 It's a horno

04:53:40.380 It's what?

04:53:44.200 Delicious

04:53:44.720 It's a horno

04:53:46.280 Well maybe it's a

04:53:49.180 Maybe it's a horno

04:53:50.700 Sweet vomit

04:53:51.680 Yeah

04:53:52.780 I'm gonna be sitting there eating

04:53:55.840 You know

04:53:56.380 I'm gonna go back to eating my dinner

04:54:00.340 Okay we're gonna

04:54:01.200 Yeah

04:54:01.560 This cat's retired

04:54:06.420 Or he just ate too much

04:54:12.020 Oh it's not really a video

04:54:14.640 Whatever

04:54:15.720 That's fine

04:54:19.800 We're gonna

04:54:21.320 We're gonna try the second version of that song

04:54:23.500 I just wanna

04:54:24.100 See if it's better than the first or not

04:54:26.420 He's so tiny

04:54:30.420 Once it actually processes

04:54:31.700 This time I brought the

04:54:33.300 What's that video

04:54:34.540 But it's not really a video

04:54:35.660 There's a kitty

04:54:39.560 Who's a kitty?

04:54:40.760 Who's a fucking shitty kitty?

04:54:42.660 You're the shitty kitty

04:54:43.640 Aw

04:54:44.200 Holy shitty kitty

04:54:45.100 Mr. Whiskers

04:54:45.960 I don't know

04:54:46.420 I don't know

04:54:46.700 I don't know

04:54:46.720 I don't know

04:54:47.320 I don't know

04:54:47.820 I don't know

04:54:48.500 I don't know

04:54:48.820 All right

04:54:50.460 Let's see what this is

04:54:51.200 She puts on her best warm dress

04:55:05.560 Where rubber and steel intersect

04:55:11.180 No sunblock for her day in the sun

04:55:16.440 The nice part about Suno then I guess is at least you know the first one's always better

04:55:33.300 Yeah

04:55:34.320 Do you have the paid subscription to that thing?

04:55:39.260 No

04:55:39.400 No

04:55:39.660 But I am very tempted to

04:55:42.040 Although I swear to God I have no idea what's going on

04:55:45.520 Because like I have done like six fucking songs here

04:55:48.600 And I have not lost a single credit

04:55:51.740 Like I'm not able to change the words of songs on mine

04:55:57.000 It won't let me

04:55:58.780 It won't let me

04:55:58.800 It won't let me

04:55:59.360 It won't let me

04:55:59.720 I can't

04:56:00.360 No, no, no, it will

04:56:02.080 What you gotta do

04:56:02.760 You just gotta pay attention to the very top

04:56:04.600 Uh-huh

04:56:05.940 So when you go in there

04:56:08.180 Because there's options, right?

04:56:11.380 So at the very top where

04:56:12.900 Like you'll see where it says upload audio

04:56:15.300 To the left of that

04:56:16.320 You'll see the word custom

04:56:17.620 There is a button there

04:56:19.760 That if you click on that

04:56:21.240 Now you can actually go in and type out your lyrics

04:56:25.740 Yeah, but it won't change once you've already made the song though

04:56:29.480 I can't get it to work

04:56:31.140 Yeah, I can't

04:56:31.520 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

04:56:32.400 Okay, so for that

04:56:33.660 For that

04:56:34.880 You need to go into the library where the songs are

04:56:38.300 Yeah

04:56:39.620 And you can do

04:56:40.240 You can do edit

04:56:41.560 You can edit song details

04:56:45.640 Which I believe

04:56:46.580 Just give me a second

04:56:48.120 I'm taking a look

04:56:48.880 Yeah, so if you go to edit song details

04:56:51.220 Now you can

04:56:52.540 Upload your own image

04:56:54.520 You can change the song title

04:56:55.980 You can get in and change the lyrics

04:56:57.680 It only changes

04:56:59.460 The display lyrics

04:57:01.000 Yeah

04:57:01.380 It doesn't change

04:57:03.600 The actual lyrics for me

04:57:05.120 I don't know

04:57:06.020 It's fucking retarded

04:57:06.920 Yeah, I don't know

04:57:09.720 Mine's also being weird right now

04:57:11.500 Because like I said

04:57:12.120 I've used this like six times today

04:57:14.220 And I've not lost a single credit

04:57:16.140 I'm still sitting at 280 for some reason

04:57:18.640 I like it though

04:57:20.260 Okay, this is the video that Pat wants us to watch

04:57:23.900 Oh my

04:57:24.400 Shit

04:57:25.360 The booty warrior?

04:57:27.880 Is this the booty bandit?

04:57:29.360 I had a freeze on YouTube

04:57:30.500 I don't know

04:57:32.760 Oh yeah, no, wait

04:57:34.260 Hang on

04:57:35.160 Hang on

04:57:36.500 Just a second

04:57:37.480 Let's not do this

04:57:38.660 Just a second

04:57:39.600 Just a second

04:57:41.200 I can't

04:57:44.520 Can't watch that one

04:57:45.580 That's gonna get him

04:57:46.580 That's gonna get you

04:57:47.880 That's the point

04:57:48.940 It's too long

04:57:52.680 Why do we want to get him banned?

04:57:56.240 I don't know

04:57:56.620 Why don't we?

04:57:58.720 Dude, what?

04:57:59.480 Don't give me a fucking ban

04:58:00.780 Fuck you

04:58:01.220 Fuck you

04:58:01.840 Okay

04:58:04.120 So this is a disturbing video

04:58:06.120 Apparently

04:58:06.660 So

04:58:07.300 Hopefully you're disturbing

04:58:09.540 Are we gonna take my hobie down there

04:58:10.840 And fucking not do that anymore?

04:58:12.360 Or what's going on?

04:58:16.600 Okay

04:58:17.080 See, all the time

04:58:19.260 You're prating on some booty

04:58:20.900 You know

04:58:24.420 I done been like

04:58:25.640 Eight or nine months

04:58:27.440 When I'm masturbating

04:58:29.080 My balls are heavy

04:58:32.540 Oh no

04:58:33.560 And when I

04:58:35.880 I'm loaded

04:58:37.400 Oh

04:58:37.740 Oh God

04:58:40.320 Oh God

04:58:41.600 And so

04:58:44.660 What I do

04:58:45.480 And I talk to

04:58:47.860 What's up man

04:58:50.040 Where you from?

04:58:51.480 And they talk

04:58:54.840 See

04:58:55.720 That's another thing

04:58:57.100 You don't talk

04:58:58.100 And look bro

04:58:58.940 I don't know you

04:59:00.940 You don't know me

04:59:01.860 Man

04:59:02.180 You know

04:59:02.840 I ain't trying to meet nobody

04:59:04.300 But they don't say all that

04:59:06.820 They talk

04:59:07.620 Oh man

04:59:08.260 I'm from here

04:59:08.960 I'm from her

04:59:09.720 Yeah man

04:59:12.000 You need to say

04:59:13.280 Man

04:59:13.480 I'm in the store

04:59:14.200 You know

04:59:14.960 I run the store

04:59:15.960 You know

04:59:17.480 And I got

04:59:18.620 Pops

04:59:19.220 Cookies

04:59:20.880 Cake

04:59:21.340 Noodles

04:59:22.040 Chili

04:59:22.960 Crackers

04:59:24.460 Bread

04:59:24.940 I got

04:59:26.380 Bolognese

04:59:27.040 All that stuff

04:59:27.760 In my store

04:59:28.360 Bolognese

04:59:29.180 I'm good

04:59:29.620 Oh

04:59:30.860 Bolognese

04:59:31.280 Cream

04:59:32.640 Cream

04:59:33.160 Creamy

04:59:33.300 Creamy

04:59:34.120 Chicken

04:59:34.620 I got

04:59:35.700 Clam chowder

04:59:36.900 Oh

04:59:37.440 Cream chowder

04:59:38.020 I got

04:59:38.540 Banquet

04:59:39.160 Fried chicken

04:59:40.280 I got all

04:59:41.460 In my store

04:59:42.240 I don't know

04:59:43.980 So

04:59:46.940 Here's what

04:59:47.980 They need to do

04:59:48.920 Hey

04:59:49.480 I said

04:59:50.360 Yeah bro

04:59:50.860 If I get

04:59:54.140 Something out of your store

04:59:55.020 How can I cook it

04:59:56.080 I said

04:59:56.460 Man

04:59:56.720 I'll cook it for you

04:59:57.560 Man

04:59:57.720 You got microwaves

04:59:58.700 That's

04:59:58.940 Shit too

04:59:59.900 So he

05:00:02.560 Bows a lot

05:00:03.300 Of shit

05:00:03.740 My job

05:00:06.380 Talking

05:00:07.240 Into

05:00:09.060 Getting

05:00:09.440 A lot

05:00:09.980 Of shit

05:00:10.400 And then

05:00:15.240 One day

05:00:15.840 I start

05:00:16.360 Raffling

05:00:17.000 With it

05:00:17.640 I said

05:00:19.500 Boy

05:00:19.680 You better

05:00:20.060 Start

05:00:20.380 Working

05:00:20.880 Before

05:00:21.400 Somebody

05:00:21.780 Grab

05:00:22.280 You

05:00:22.500 And I

05:00:23.460 Grab

05:00:23.880 And

05:00:24.080 I know

05:00:24.860 What

05:00:24.980 You're

05:00:25.100 Going

05:00:25.180 To

05:00:25.220 Somebody

05:00:25.600 Grab

05:00:25.980 You

05:00:26.140 Like

05:00:26.360 Heads

05:00:26.640 And

05:00:26.760 All

05:00:26.940 That

05:00:27.160 He's

05:00:27.460 I'm

05:00:27.620 Gonna

05:00:27.720 Do

05:00:27.900 This

05:00:28.200 So

05:00:29.000 Raffling

05:00:29.560 And

05:00:29.840 Next

05:00:30.080 Thing

05:00:30.320 I

05:00:30.620 Switch

05:00:31.640 Hold

05:00:32.060 Get

05:00:33.000 Him

05:00:33.140 On

05:00:33.320 The

05:00:33.440 Bed

05:00:33.840 Pin

05:00:34.320 Him

05:00:34.520 Down

05:00:34.840 I

05:00:36.600 Say

05:00:36.760 See

05:00:37.060 You

05:00:37.320 Pick

05:00:37.660 Name

05:00:39.740 Him

05:00:39.920 Up

05:00:40.180 We

05:00:40.760 Eat

05:00:41.100 Go

05:00:41.840 Through

05:00:42.140 It

05:00:42.440 The

05:00:43.600 Next

05:00:43.860 Thing

05:00:44.020 I

05:00:44.180 Do

05:00:44.360 Is

05:00:44.560 Show

05:00:44.840 Him

05:00:45.000 You

05:00:45.180 Can't

05:00:45.500 Whoop

05:00:45.760 Me

05:00:45.980 See

05:00:47.900 That's

05:00:49.500 The

05:00:49.640 Next

05:00:49.900 Thing

05:00:50.180 I

05:00:51.060 Show

05:00:51.280 Him

05:00:51.420 You

05:00:51.840 Ain't

05:00:52.060 Strong

05:00:52.540 To

05:00:52.740 Me

05:00:53.020 You

05:00:53.540 Can't

05:00:53.880 Whoop

05:00:54.120 Me

05:00:54.320 I

05:00:56.280 Show

05:00:56.580 Him

05:00:56.740 That

05:00:56.940 But

05:00:58.480 I'm

05:00:58.640 Treating

05:00:59.060 Good

05:00:59.440 He

05:01:03.440 Don't

05:01:05.760 Take

05:01:06.020 No

05:01:06.280 Shit

05:01:06.560 For

05:01:06.720 Nobody

05:01:07.080 What's

05:01:10.460 Up

05:01:10.620 Man

05:01:10.800 You

05:01:10.920 Gonna

05:01:11.060 Shoot

05:01:11.260 Your

05:01:11.420 Ball

05:01:11.640 With

05:01:11.880 Me

05:01:12.020 Today

05:01:12.380 I

05:01:13.160 Get

05:01:13.480 You

05:01:13.720 Take

05:01:16.760 Him

05:01:16.880 Out

05:01:17.040 On

05:01:17.200 Baseball

05:01:17.760 Court

05:01:18.260 Play

05:01:20.100 Ball

05:01:20.560 He

05:01:21.200 Back

05:01:21.540 Into

05:01:21.960 Me

05:01:22.320 Back

05:01:23.500 In

05:01:23.800 I'm

05:01:24.040 Hunting

05:01:24.400 I

05:01:25.040 Let

05:01:25.300 Him

05:01:25.480 Feel

05:01:25.740 It

05:01:25.920 I

05:01:26.160 I

05:01:26.420 I

05:01:26.440 I

05:01:27.260 He

05:01:28.120 Feel

05:01:28.400 Pop

05:01:28.900 Pop

05:01:29.360 Get

05:01:29.760 His

05:01:29.960 Butter

05:01:30.260 In

05:01:30.500 There

05:01:30.700 And

05:01:30.820 Diss

05:01:31.040 Oh

05:01:31.260 That

05:01:31.720 Some

05:01:31.940 Money

05:01:32.220 But

05:01:32.500 He

05:01:32.640 Didn't

05:01:32.820 See

05:01:33.040 But

05:01:33.360 So

05:01:35.940 I

05:01:39.020 Take

05:01:39.220 Any

05:01:39.500 Consideration

05:01:40.400 You

05:01:40.620 You

05:01:40.880 Say

05:01:41.240 Hey

05:01:41.440 Man

05:01:41.640 What's

05:01:41.840 Up

05:01:42.060 Man

05:01:42.320 You

05:01:42.880 Hold

05:01:43.460 All

05:01:43.520 What

05:01:44.080 He

05:01:45.060 Is

05:01:45.560 The

05:01:45.780 OG

05:01:46.160 Pudding

05:01:46.680 Pops

05:01:47.000 It

05:01:48.880 Go

05:01:49.120 On

05:01:49.340 It

05:01:49.480 Go

05:01:49.680 On

05:01:50.020 And

05:01:50.300 Then

05:01:50.460 Next

05:01:50.760 Thing

05:01:50.980 You

05:01:51.140 Know

05:01:52.180 I

05:01:52.360 Pay

05:01:52.660 Good

05:01:53.020 Shot

05:01:53.380 Man

05:01:53.760 I

05:01:54.520 Pay

05:01:54.780 Good

05:01:55.520 Shot

05:01:55.880 I

05:01:58.200 Demand

05:01:58.640 You

05:01:58.780 Really

05:01:59.000 To

05:01:59.180 Me

05:01:59.360 Do

05:01:59.520 I

05:02:00.820 Guess

05:02:01.140 The

05:02:01.420 Fun

05:02:01.600 You

05:02:01.760 Know

05:02:02.260 I

05:02:02.500 Spin

05:02:02.820 Dribble

05:02:03.780 Go

05:02:04.040 Through

05:02:04.260 My

05:02:04.460 Lade

05:02:04.960 Cross

05:02:05.920 Over

05:02:06.420 Fade

05:02:07.700 Back

05:02:08.060 You

05:02:08.300 Get

05:02:08.500 Colby

05:02:09.000 Shot

05:02:09.380 Right

05:02:09.780 He

05:02:11.300 Said

05:02:11.440 Man

05:02:11.700 You

05:02:11.900 Get

05:02:12.100 Me

05:02:12.240 All

05:02:12.480 That

05:02:12.800 Man

05:02:13.100 Colby

05:02:13.660 Man

05:02:14.060 Colby

05:02:14.640 Fade

05:02:16.460 Back

05:02:16.860 Shot

05:02:17.300 Right

05:02:17.640 You

05:02:18.880 Do

05:02:19.040 Kind

05:02:19.280 Need

05:02:19.440 Subtuddles

05:02:19.960 Don't

05:02:20.420 You

05:02:20.880 I

05:02:21.280 Killed

05:02:21.540 Another

05:02:21.880 Set

05:02:22.080 Game

05:02:22.380 Off

05:02:22.880 Right

05:02:23.880 Yeah

05:02:24.880 Right

05:02:25.380 He's

05:02:29.140 Dinging

05:02:29.440 In

05:02:29.580 Good

05:02:30.360 Shot

05:02:30.760 Man

05:02:31.200 I

05:02:31.480 Don't

05:02:31.540 Understand

05:02:31.900 Why

05:02:32.100 He

05:02:32.300 I

05:02:33.560 Sorry

05:02:33.860 I

05:02:37.460 I

05:02:38.500 I

05:02:40.120 I

05:02:42.420 Try

05:02:42.600 To

05:02:42.700 Watch

05:02:42.940 The

05:02:43.060 Video

05:02:43.320 But

05:02:43.620 Everybody

05:02:44.300 Start

05:02:44.600 Skipping

05:02:45.360 Through

05:02:45.620 It

05:02:45.920 I

05:02:50.520 Land

05:02:50.840 I

05:03:07.940 Nobody

05:03:08.900 wants to watch a bunch of fucking homos what the fuck yeah back i guess i don't know how

05:03:16.180 would he take his wrench away right he's not allowed to have a wrench anymore

05:03:25.540 i don't know no it was a jailhouse love story start watching it

05:03:32.100 i don't know no more yeah listen never trust anything he sends in i'm telling you right now

05:03:40.660 never fucking calling it thunder and light you see some link that peppermint

05:03:46.020 bassy sent you just go i gotta review that it's like when tav sends me something like i don't even

05:03:53.220 want to scary stupid snow is it still snowing there okay but if you don't have the context

05:04:00.980 it's not my show i didn't do it it was fucking gay it was fucking gay i agree

05:04:17.380 it was totally you everyone saw it in the chat

05:04:34.340 patsy i love you man oh you can't blame it on me you can't blame it on johnny

05:04:50.260 i can't blame it on me i can't blame it on me it's not happening yeah i think he's getting

05:04:54.900 chocolates i'm gonna write a song about it for now no no no more that's it i'm done out

05:05:03.940 oh cool you just think like disagree

05:05:21.380 are you doing another one john i'm gonna try yeah okay

05:05:27.220 how'd that go through i tried saying before it wouldn't let me that's weird

05:05:39.780 oh you want to say boobies like my boobies i feel like i can show some boob

05:05:44.660 i got a tank top on there you go that's all the boob you can see again

05:05:47.940 that's it wait i just missed it dude again god damn it i always have to rewind it chris

05:05:54.500 fuck's sake listen you guys saw boobs earlier

05:06:03.060 that's it that's all i got i was naked earlier no no i even wore pants today

05:06:11.220 i was getting up and i was like someone is going to see ass

05:06:15.140 and it's not that kind of a show so

05:06:20.740 come on damn it i feel like i should charge if i'm gonna show my ass you know i feel like that's

05:06:26.340 something that i should be at least like at least a super chat or two like five bucks here or there i

05:06:32.340 i feel like if i'm gonna show him i'm gonna show an ass

05:06:36.020 that's hang a moon like i'll hang a moon

05:06:37.940 at only trains.com only only trains yes only trains is that a thing though

05:06:45.860 is there a is there a tree they can go to your only trains they can go to your

05:06:49.460 boofing sites they can go to your sweet sweet onion musk site

05:06:52.500 oh my god oh dustin i can't wait to see you on saturday i am gonna slap the shit out of you

05:07:02.420 johnny do this he's like messaging me and he's like dustin you should say this

05:07:06.420 yeah yeah no totally still gonna slap you

05:07:15.220 it's not diff it's a win

05:07:19.780 it's a win

05:07:23.940 not booty bandit stories of gay escapades i don't listen i don't know

05:07:27.780 we're giving out gooch like who's showing their gooch

05:07:34.580 gooch is coming out now lord have mercy see i always thought the gooch was the part between

05:07:41.780 the base of your balls and your cornhole right that's the gooch no no no that's the taint

05:07:46.660 people call it a taint i always thought it was a gooch before i even heard of the taint

05:07:50.820 a taint and a gooch isn't the same thing yeah i think it's maybe it's the same thing it's

05:07:54.340 fucking same thing man it's a boomer version of taint taint yeah i was gonna say gooch is

05:08:02.340 anyway no it's the gooch it's the gooch gooch and the gitch the gets in the gooch

05:08:08.740 taint the tits what is it taint the balls taint the apple jesus what's why it's called a taint

05:08:16.340 a fupa

05:08:18.980 so this next one's gonna be just for you again patsy uh the the prompt is simply write a song

05:08:28.820 about peppermint patsy sharing gay links ah nope nope i put the word gay so oh it won't do it

05:08:36.340 because she said yeah let me see hey can't say gay bang it what who's who's gay what if you spell

05:08:50.340 with the ph i think it gets through the sensor sometimes ain't gonna take the word faggot from

05:08:55.460 me faggot well you can't just type in the word fuck and shit what did you need up here uh those like

05:09:02.020 it's fine apparently yay is not uh oh yeah oh no no is it working i think it's working

05:09:16.660 it's working what are you doing so what's going on i never know what it's doing yeah it's working

05:09:26.420 till the water hit the button i'm so excited yeah that's the water run for a minute

05:09:31.060 about the shit that's in there i can do it man i have a system there's a system

05:09:37.780 there you go sir why thank you my dear

05:09:39.620 i figured i should put on the alpine shirt right get it from michelle michelle gave it to me

05:09:48.500 it's a great shirt i love it yeah it's great it's a great shirt fantastic

05:09:57.460 once you bought it for me i hope that i went that's not you're like that's not going to fit me

05:10:01.300 not at all ever ever ever it won't even put on your arm no it just sat there for it it's like

05:10:10.180 and michelle's like i'm not wearing a beer shirt but because it's alpine i don't want to get i

05:10:14.260 got alpine shit upstairs it's from the 90s i think there was two thousand and stuff yeah

05:10:18.980 yeah you're gonna spoil it or skip hey the button let it boil away let's put it in let me see

05:10:27.700 i got i try that again because uh suno misgendered peppermint patsy much the same way chris did

05:10:36.580 of course does that happen a lot does patsy get oh this could be good

05:10:42.660 maybe but this could be good it's alternative rock full band with a horn section oh did you ask for

05:10:52.340 that no oh oh that's gonna be mean but i'm doing it anyway what are you doing now i love when it's

05:11:05.460 mean oh it's gonna be it's gonna be mean welcome to ai hour with johnny it's fine though

05:11:20.100 i'm excited to hear this one actually with a horn section and everything let's go

05:11:24.900 oh hey i love the brass come on remember great big hits kids this is great sick hit

05:11:30.740 sick it's great sick hits bring on the brass

05:11:54.100 yeah this is these lyrics oh my god

05:12:00.900 this is going to be good

05:12:14.340 oh yeah i can't i can't do it again

05:12:19.220 is it can't go yet or what if i show boobs

05:12:29.300 up to take super chats or whatever are we set up you should what

05:12:36.660 chris is we're he has a rumble someone just has to show him how to do it

05:12:41.860 uh super chat and all that nonsense i don't do that yeah

05:12:44.980 there it goes there it goes that's a no okay hey that's what you got i saw that i actually saw

05:12:52.580 it inside i had to look up and went hey it's never didn't miss it that time there you go

05:12:59.140 at least it's not sarah on a buffalo day sarah on a buffalo let's go yeah that was super

05:13:06.500 okay okay all right so because because peppermint likes to share gay links

05:13:15.380 yeah try to don't wear undies this one is called

05:13:20.660 nobody

05:13:20.980 i didn't know that this one is called patsy cups the balls

05:13:31.940 sir peppermint patsy cuts the balls

05:13:35.060 sends the links to gay guys in bathrooms and dirty toilet stalls

05:13:41.380 can reach a manual for happiness and farts and laughing fits goes to one star bars playing marbles and

05:13:49.700 sticks

05:13:52.740 patsy drinks the hair of the dogs cheerios and half rotten sausage from the counter then he blogs

05:14:00.020 the manuals

05:14:01.860 the manuals stained with the sweat of his pants the socks smell like hot muskets spearmint and ants

05:14:10.740 every night

05:14:12.100 he lets off his swords and he steps in with cures

05:14:17.060 but he's found the Lord

05:14:19.060 every morning

05:14:23.620 he watches at all steaks and potatoes and cowbells for chitling in the pads

05:14:28.820 he cuts the balls

05:14:34.820 lady like frasier's leak their blocks play piano with jack in the boxes

05:14:40.580 porcupines and rocks

05:14:43.380 she read the left behind the shaped letters the body mass index

05:14:49.060 thank god

05:14:50.340 it got better

05:14:51.540 every night

05:14:52.820 they wipe off their swords

05:14:55.540 and they step in with cures

05:14:57.540 when they found the Lord

05:14:59.540 every morning

05:15:01.540 they dodge all the calls

05:15:03.540 carpaccio menus

05:15:05.540 making their lincoln's call now

05:15:07.540 and gatsy cuts the balls

05:15:09.540 stop

05:15:11.540 sir peppermint

05:15:21.540 pansy cuts the balls

05:15:23.540 he infiltrated groups with his acumen

05:15:25.540 he dialed his calls

05:15:27.540 they're tasked to die with renovations

05:15:29.540 they're tasked to die with renovations

05:15:31.540 and everyone has chomps

05:15:33.540 for days and tasks

05:15:35.540 for generations

05:15:37.540 sir peppermint patsy

05:15:39.540 has left the den

05:15:41.540 while ladies men

05:15:43.540 and pedro el negro

05:15:45.540 mess again

05:15:47.540 they dropped his manual

05:15:49.540 and ripped the cover

05:15:51.540 now the papers say they're sober

05:15:53.540 even bronc

05:15:55.540 when they get drunk

05:15:57.540 like your mother

05:15:59.540 every night

05:16:03.540 every night

05:16:07.540 every night

05:16:11.540 every night

05:16:15.540 every night

05:16:17.540 I got weird.

05:16:21.560 That was catchy as fuck.

05:16:24.240 I don't know what catchy.

05:16:25.940 That only got weird.

05:16:27.320 There is a second version.

05:16:29.400 Oh, fuck.

05:16:29.860 Any better or not?

05:16:34.820 Chuck, he sent in a super chat,

05:16:37.720 and he wants you to do a song for him, too.

05:16:42.700 Oh, you guys got a super chat?

05:16:45.200 Yeah.

05:16:46.280 Cool.

05:16:46.580 But for some reason, we can't see them on our screen,

05:16:51.480 and I don't know why we can't put them up for some reason.

05:16:56.220 Well, maybe I...

05:16:57.480 Fuck it.

05:16:58.400 Apparently, they don't.

05:17:00.680 I don't fucking know, man.

05:17:02.240 No, apparently they just don't.

05:17:04.960 Oh, you can't put them up?

05:17:06.000 They just don't come into StreamYard.

05:17:08.620 Yeah, for whatever reason, they just do not come into StreamYard.

05:17:11.880 Weird.

05:17:12.480 Okay, but they show on Rumble.

05:17:14.600 Yeah.

05:17:14.760 But yeah, it won't show on StreamYard.

05:17:19.960 Because I asked Derek about that, too.

05:17:21.340 I was like, what do you do?

05:17:22.580 And he's like, I got to leave Rumble open.

05:17:27.100 Yeah.

05:17:27.560 Like, oh, okay.

05:17:28.880 All right.

05:17:29.540 Yeah.

05:17:30.580 But they won't show up on our screen,

05:17:32.740 but they show up on the regular screen.

05:17:35.680 Weird.

05:17:36.880 Mm-hmm.

05:17:38.460 All right.

05:17:38.960 Yeah.

05:17:39.320 What do you do?

05:17:40.200 You guys should be able to see how many views you get on Rumble

05:17:42.660 without going to an alternate universe

05:17:46.040 to fucking see what your views are.

05:17:48.260 Like, fucking...

05:17:49.140 What does it tell you?

05:17:51.160 Yeah.

05:17:51.520 Yeah.

05:17:51.660 I don't know.

05:17:52.040 I don't know how many people are watching.

05:17:53.940 It's like, you know, I just...

05:17:55.460 I kind of go, oh, that's cool.

05:17:57.660 Actually, I should check now.

05:17:59.000 He's fucking mentioned that.

05:18:01.140 I don't know how to check on there.

05:18:04.620 I don't know how to do that either.

05:18:05.720 Oh, 17 watching.

05:18:12.080 Hey, 17, are you watching House of Bad Influence?

05:18:16.400 Listen to any crazy bastards, like...

05:18:18.280 Stop it.

05:18:20.840 What are you watching?

05:18:22.120 You can watch Bafo, but don't watch House of Bad Influence.

05:18:24.700 It's time you won't get back.

05:18:25.700 Fuck off.

05:18:27.320 Yeah, definitely.

05:18:28.460 You should definitely watch the House of Bad Influence.

05:18:31.720 Because it has the bad advice.

05:18:34.460 Go hop the chains and...

05:18:35.700 Go play in train tracks.

05:18:40.200 It's great.

05:18:40.620 It's fun.

05:18:42.280 Exciting.

05:18:44.080 Definitely.

05:18:47.520 It's a good time.

05:18:49.440 Train tracks, especially if you do it near a high-speed rail train.

05:18:54.200 Still drum.

05:18:55.240 Yeah.

05:18:55.780 Bright line.

05:18:57.720 Don't mess it up next to it.

05:18:59.420 Trucking, you know, all your customers.

05:19:03.200 Well, no, you lose customers, actually.

05:19:05.320 It's going to be shitty.

05:19:07.320 Well...

05:19:07.900 Well...

05:19:08.240 Let's see.

05:19:10.700 We did it again.

05:19:12.960 I did it again.

05:19:15.900 Did it work yet, Tony?

05:19:17.540 What?

05:19:18.660 Are you making another one?

05:19:20.240 Well, I'm working on it.

05:19:21.260 Yeah.

05:19:21.420 I'll help find a fucking meth lab right next to that fucking...

05:19:26.840 The beeline train there.

05:19:30.060 We'll fucking...

05:19:30.960 We'll set up a meth lab, fucking meth bar, so you can go in there and drink and fucking

05:19:34.700 do meth.

05:19:35.680 And then water off in the train tracks, and then society fucking works itself out.

05:19:39.640 I think they pretty much have that, like, all over Florida, really, because I think there's

05:19:45.880 a lot of, um, of, of rehab, what are they called?

05:19:51.300 Detox places in Florida.

05:19:52.860 All goons, and you're all fucking goons, whatever, and, ah, goons, do-do-do-do-do.

05:19:58.640 It's three in the morning, I'm fucking shit-faced, and I'm going to walk across these train

05:20:02.280 tracks, what could possibly happen?

05:20:05.420 Ah.

05:20:06.300 Ah.

05:20:08.060 Yeah, pretty much.

05:20:09.940 That's pretty much how it goes.

05:20:11.700 Yeah.

05:20:13.080 But there's no reason to not, like...

05:20:15.060 It's also, you know what, like, if we had them here for, like, instead of offering people

05:20:21.740 made, they should give the G's a ticket to go and watch a Brightline go by.

05:20:29.640 And maybe they would, like, try and touch it or something.

05:20:32.340 Because I feel like they try and touch trains a lot.

05:20:34.840 Like, I feel like they want to, like, lick them or something, because...

05:20:38.120 They want to be an engineer.

05:20:40.120 Look at me, I'm the engineer now.

05:20:41.760 I will ride that train.

05:20:43.060 Yeah.

05:20:43.740 So, I feel like maybe we should, you know, get a high-speed rail like a Brightline in Canada.

05:20:50.200 Do we have one here?

05:20:51.360 I don't think we do.

05:20:52.320 Do we?

05:20:52.800 No, not really.

05:20:54.140 No.

05:20:56.820 No, I don't think so.

05:20:58.220 That's what we need.

05:20:59.640 We definitely do.

05:21:00.800 We need to.

05:21:01.280 So, that, I mean, it's like a trebuchet, but it's, it's like a mock to a flame, you know?

05:21:07.340 Like, they go close to it, like, they're just, like, it's G.

05:21:13.680 So.

05:21:14.960 All right.

05:21:15.460 Let's see here.

05:21:16.060 Let's see here.

05:21:30.860 Let's see.

05:21:32.640 Yeah.

05:21:48.000 Is it over?

05:21:49.420 No, no.

05:21:55.260 What the fuck?

05:21:56.100 You take too long.

05:21:57.260 You take it too long.

05:22:00.320 That is not at all.

05:22:02.640 Play it.

05:22:08.940 Play it.

05:22:12.340 Play it.

05:22:16.620 Play it.

05:22:17.800 Stupid.

05:22:19.440 Let's fucking play it already.

05:22:22.000 Be a dick.

05:22:23.140 No, it needs edits.

05:22:26.200 No, you play this one.

05:22:29.380 Play it.

05:22:32.640 What do you mean?

05:22:39.920 What are you talking?

05:22:40.740 Because we've got it.

05:22:42.100 Oh, no.

05:22:42.760 Wrong one.

05:22:44.080 There you go.

05:22:46.120 What are you doing?

05:22:46.880 A song called

05:22:48.760 Don't Move On.

05:22:51.940 It's been in my country.

05:22:53.620 There is a problem.

05:22:54.380 In my country, there is a problem.

05:23:08.440 And that problem is transport.

05:23:11.160 It takes very, very long.

05:23:15.220 Because Kazakhstan is big.

05:23:21.120 Throw a transport down the way.

05:23:23.180 Oh, no.

05:23:23.500 Come on.

05:23:24.920 So my country can be free.

05:23:27.520 So my country can be free.

05:23:29.560 We must make travel easy.

05:23:33.360 Then we have a big party.

05:23:35.500 In my country, there is a problem.

05:23:41.460 And that problem is the Jew.

05:23:45.240 They take everybody money.

05:23:49.340 They never give a plan.

05:23:53.600 Throw the Jew down the well.

05:23:56.140 So my country can be free.

05:24:00.300 So my country can be free.

05:24:02.220 You must grab him by his arms.

05:24:04.960 Yeah, we can do that.

05:24:06.060 Yeah.

05:24:06.320 Then we have a big party.

05:24:09.140 I mean, your water is fucked up, though.

05:24:10.580 If you see the Jew coming.

05:24:13.800 You must be careful of his teeth.

05:24:18.100 You must grab him by his money.

05:24:20.780 Do what?

05:24:21.380 And I tell you what to do.

05:24:24.980 Everybody, throw the Jew down the well.

05:24:30.240 So my country can be free.

05:24:32.460 So my country can be free.

05:24:34.400 You must grab him by his arms.

05:24:38.560 Then we have a big party.

05:24:42.380 Throw the Jew down the well.

05:24:46.460 So my country can be free.

05:24:48.760 So my country can be free.

05:24:50.420 Remember when you could smoke in bars?

05:25:12.680 Yes, I do.

05:25:13.360 Yeah.

05:25:14.500 I know.

05:25:17.340 Right?

05:25:20.420 You're so nice.

05:25:21.300 Fuck my house.

05:25:22.060 Fuck them.

05:25:24.840 Yeah, I mean, right?

05:25:27.960 I don't know how I feel about it.

05:25:30.780 I know, but if my house was finished, like finished, finished properly, like the way I want it, I would be smoking down the basement with an air vent and shit.

05:25:42.800 Yeah.

05:25:44.840 Maybe different.

05:25:45.780 I would be smoking upstairs.

05:25:46.540 Yeah, I would be weird.

05:25:51.360 Well, nicotine's not good for your artwork.

05:25:53.500 If you have artwork that you like, you probably shouldn't be smoking.

05:25:57.260 Right?

05:25:58.660 I don't know what ever fucking...

05:25:59.860 Yeah, not around art, no.

05:26:02.800 I don't think so.

05:26:05.640 Do you have a bunch of expensive art we don't know about?

05:26:08.220 Right, those fucking Pegasso's.

05:26:10.100 Fucking Pegasso, Rembrandt, fucking, what the other guy's name?

05:26:13.760 I don't know, I got a bit of zero off.

05:26:17.840 Oh, fuck, we're in trouble now.

05:26:19.980 Uh-oh.

05:26:21.680 The warning's home.

05:26:22.740 Yeah, we're fine.

05:26:24.120 Oh, boy.

05:26:25.700 Hi.

05:26:26.520 Hi.

05:26:27.280 Hi.

05:26:27.880 Dustin's making dinner.

05:26:29.620 Yay!

05:26:30.180 Is that okay?

05:26:30.980 That's awesome.

05:26:31.620 We're going to have a big weekend, so I figured I'd take a load off you for tonight.

05:26:34.580 Cool.

05:26:34.840 I'll make you dinner.

05:26:35.740 Thank you.

05:26:36.080 Chicken to cheese.

05:26:36.940 Does that involve a reach around at all at any point?

05:26:39.980 Not for you, I'm doing it for Michelle, you fuck.

05:26:42.880 All right, fine.

05:26:44.520 I was getting excited there for a minute.

05:26:46.380 Bro, we brought chicken to see you to watch movies.

05:26:49.520 I was going to reach around at some point here.

05:26:52.000 Go for you.

05:26:53.100 All right.

05:26:53.840 All right.

05:26:54.280 You got it.

05:26:55.540 Okay.

05:26:56.100 And then I'll help.

05:26:58.660 Reach around.

05:26:59.700 That's it.

05:27:00.640 That's the reach around.

05:27:02.240 A hug.

05:27:03.760 Hugs are good.

05:27:05.200 No reach around.

05:27:06.720 Hi, Michelle.

05:27:07.560 Hi.

05:27:08.300 Hi.

05:27:08.560 So, as soon as I finish this, I think you've got me the best lyrics now.

05:27:12.880 All right.

05:27:14.580 Oh, yeah.

05:27:16.220 I sent one.

05:27:17.240 She sent me a song.

05:27:18.500 A new submission.

05:27:19.560 God damn it.

05:27:20.060 If I don't play it, I'll be in shit.

05:27:21.520 Yes, you will.

05:27:22.220 Because I'm home now.

05:27:23.140 Fuck's sake.

05:27:23.640 I know.

05:27:24.140 Michelle's here.

05:27:24.920 So, I think I sent you the right link.

05:27:27.520 I hope.

05:27:28.320 I don't know.

05:27:28.860 We'll find out.

05:27:29.400 I guess we'll find out.

05:27:30.280 Yeah.

05:27:31.860 I'm not too familiar with this fucking shit.

05:27:35.960 Yeah.

05:27:36.780 That's the right one.

05:27:37.560 Oh, I like it.

05:27:42.360 Excuse me.

05:27:43.580 Hold on.

05:27:44.580 I need to.

05:27:45.600 What happened?

05:27:48.420 I have to hit present first.

05:27:49.800 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

05:27:51.460 Okay.

05:27:53.660 Fucking dodge troopers.

05:27:54.820 Look at you notice.

05:27:55.840 What's going on?

05:27:56.640 I know.

05:27:57.540 Look at him knowing.

05:27:58.140 What's going on?

05:28:02.180 Shit.

05:28:03.040 Shit.

05:28:03.340 Shit.

05:28:03.600 Shit.

05:28:03.840 Shit.

05:28:04.100 Shit.

05:28:29.880 Shit.

05:28:30.080 Shit.

05:28:30.140 Shit.

05:28:30.220 Shit.

05:28:30.380 Shit.

05:28:30.640 Shit.

05:28:32.640 Shit.

05:28:32.700 Shit.

05:28:33.260 Shit.

05:28:33.340 Shit.

05:28:33.420 I think that's right.

05:28:34.580 I think that's right.

05:28:44.340 It's so happy.

05:28:45.900 So happy.

05:28:46.900 So happy.

05:28:47.760 Roots beneath blue sky, families wait with open arms.

05:28:51.800 Charm of home holds its charms.

05:28:54.040 Rolling fields land so green.

05:28:56.380 In our hearts, places we've seen.

05:28:58.600 Feel the warmth of the sun again.

05:29:00.820 New beginnings never end.

05:29:03.120 Re-migration across the nation, find a new destination.

05:29:10.740 Re-migration across the nation, change brings new revelation.

05:29:16.760 Yeah, we're in the top.

05:29:19.340 You're in the top.

05:29:20.260 Re-migration.

05:29:22.380 Yeah, yeah.

05:29:23.680 What do you feel like?

05:29:25.280 Re-migration.

05:29:27.040 Oh, by the way, we have cookies in the water.

05:29:28.960 Re-migration.

05:29:33.120 Re-migration across the nation, find a new destination.

05:29:47.520 Re-migration across the nation, change brings new revelation.

05:29:55.380 Re-migration.

05:30:00.280 Re-migration.

05:30:03.120 Re-migration.

05:30:05.120 Re-migration.

05:30:08.720 That's taking me off.

05:30:09.900 I figured this in the morning would be nice.

05:30:12.180 Oh my gosh.

05:30:14.040 So neat.

05:30:14.900 Are you going to try cookie?

05:30:16.020 It's really good.

05:30:17.280 Oh, but you're not paying an orange with chocolate.

05:30:21.040 Yeah, that's fine.

05:30:23.120 Anyway, that's my submission, guys.

05:30:25.740 Love it.

05:30:26.340 Love that.

05:30:27.760 That's a good one.

05:30:29.700 Yeah, it's super good.

05:30:31.740 It's catchy.

05:30:32.260 It's catchy.

05:30:33.060 Yeah.

05:30:33.760 It's a good re-migration.

05:30:36.420 It's like too catchy.

05:30:37.580 Or, like a deportation.

05:30:40.640 Or.

05:30:42.240 Mass deportation.

05:30:44.780 Ooh.

05:30:46.660 Whatever.

05:30:47.500 It's not the version.

05:30:49.540 What the fuck does grok mean?

05:30:51.400 Grok.

05:30:51.980 What is grok?

05:30:53.160 You guys in your weird languages, your tech languages.

05:30:58.400 Grok?

05:30:58.960 That's the Twitter AI.

05:31:03.560 Like ChachiP or something.

05:31:05.640 I use Suno, though.

05:31:06.960 That's what I'm using.

05:31:10.140 This one didn't update with the edited lyric, but I'm going with it anyway.

05:31:14.540 So here's fucking Jackie's case.

05:31:16.340 What the fuck?

05:31:20.740 Sweet bird process.

05:31:22.000 Come on, StreamYard.

05:31:22.920 Fuck.

05:31:23.260 Let's go.

05:31:23.740 There we go.

05:31:24.240 There it is.

05:31:24.580 Come gather around everyone and witness God's will.

05:31:29.360 Meet a Georgia gunless woman who's ready to kill.

05:31:34.200 She smells like essential oils and she sometimes can't follow through.

05:31:38.640 But at least there's one thing to do.

05:31:40.600 Send Jeets to the moon.

05:31:43.100 Just fire him out of a cannon.

05:31:45.280 I'm going to fire you out of a cannon.

05:31:47.720 I'm going to fire you out of a cannon.

05:31:50.280 Please fire me out of a cannon.

05:31:52.080 Tracking his extremist circus.

05:32:04.520 Lurking beneath the surface.

05:32:07.100 Encouraging you to walk to the coldest side of the circus.

05:32:11.200 It's good business to keep your body.

05:32:14.120 They spend a million on assistance.

05:32:16.880 To wheel them on to talk about immigration and socialism.

05:32:20.760 Gone off the deep end.

05:32:23.760 No one is sure of their intentions.

05:32:26.540 Alas, they are very energetic to the coldest side of the circus.

05:32:31.260 It's good business to keep your body.

05:32:33.560 They spend a million on assistance.

05:32:36.460 To wheel them on to talk about immigration and socialism.

05:32:40.800 Gone off the deep end.

05:32:43.180 No one is sure of their intentions.

05:32:46.120 Alas, they are very energetic to the coldest side of the survey.

05:32:49.720 It really didn't actually listen.

05:32:58.720 It really did not end up building what I had actually told you to do, though.

05:33:04.720 That's good.

05:33:05.400 That one sounded too gay.

05:33:08.400 I mean, there is a second version.

05:33:10.660 That's what I said.

05:33:11.880 This is exactly what I said.

05:33:13.520 I said, you're a Ramstein one.

05:33:15.140 Legit.

05:33:17.840 Do something good and angry about the bright line.

05:33:20.920 Ramstein do host.

05:33:22.340 Do host me.

05:33:25.560 Never.

05:33:26.320 What the fuck is going on right now?

05:33:31.420 What is a groc, by the way?

05:33:33.020 What does that mean when someone...

05:33:34.640 Kaylee, I don't know what it means.

05:33:36.420 we already covered that

05:33:41.360 but I don't know what that means

05:33:43.660 it's fine

05:33:44.820 Twitter's AI

05:33:47.400 so like you would go chat GPT

05:33:50.100 well Brock is Twitter's version

05:33:52.240 I don't know what that means

05:33:58.500 here's Sarah still using

05:34:02.540 an abacus

05:34:03.260 I've never used chat GPT

05:34:08.520 or AI anything so I don't know

05:34:10.480 what that is

05:34:11.320 I don't use Twitter but I know what it is

05:34:14.520 I don't use Facebook

05:34:15.980 I don't know what that is

05:34:18.180 okay well I don't know

05:34:20.780 what that is

05:34:21.240 she said oh god

05:34:23.800 what are you doing

05:34:26.680 now I'm scared

05:34:27.760 it's a calculator

05:34:29.680 it's wooden

05:34:30.460 no it's like a different color

05:34:34.320 little wooden things you slide across

05:34:36.300 oh that's so cool

05:34:37.680 yeah I used to know how to use one

05:34:40.220 I do have an abacus

05:34:42.360 don't make fun of me

05:34:43.340 okay that's really cool Kaylee

05:34:46.440 thank you

05:34:46.720 so you can do math

05:34:48.340 it's a calculator

05:34:50.300 it's an early Chinese calculator

05:34:51.600 yeah I did math like this though

05:34:53.720 with my fingers

05:34:54.420 that's how we learned how to do math

05:34:56.380 anyway

05:34:58.000 I did it down the side of my fucking duotang

05:34:59.940 they used to go

05:35:00.400 they used to go line line line line

05:35:01.860 dot through it

05:35:03.480 looked like a fucking dart score

05:35:05.460 like one two three four

05:35:07.460 line through it

05:35:08.300 one two three four

05:35:09.060 line

05:35:09.400 or like I had a little fucking

05:35:10.940 little equations down the side of my fucking page

05:35:13.340 because we weren't allowed to have calculators

05:35:15.640 in school back then

05:35:16.820 I had a calculator watch

05:35:20.320 but fucking

05:35:21.080 whatever

05:35:22.440 oh

05:35:23.160 it was confiscated a couple times

05:35:26.140 here's a blow for mine

05:35:30.220 like when I was in school

05:35:31.320 they confiscated my fucking calculator watch twice

05:35:33.600 and then gave it back to me

05:35:36.100 actually I stole it back

05:35:37.480 fucking whatever

05:35:38.520 yeah

05:35:39.100 and a couple other watches

05:35:40.620 sounds about right

05:35:43.100 and then like a couple years later

05:35:44.520 they made it legal for you to

05:35:46.220 fucking use a calculator in the classroom

05:35:47.740 like

05:35:48.100 so you know

05:35:49.480 before that

05:35:50.160 you were getting major shit

05:35:51.320 for having a calculator watch

05:35:53.080 and then all of a sudden

05:35:55.120 no it's okay for every kid

05:35:56.260 to have a calculator

05:35:56.900 you shouldn't have a calculator in class man

05:36:00.500 it is cheating

05:36:00.940 yeah but half of the people can't even spell now

05:36:04.120 and they don't even know how to use like phonetics

05:36:07.420 to spell words out either

05:36:08.740 like

05:36:08.960 a lot of

05:36:10.420 a lot of people over the age of 25

05:36:12.760 even under the age of 30

05:36:17.600 if you want to say it that way

05:36:19.200 that don't know how to spell

05:36:21.280 or

05:36:21.960 sound out a word

05:36:23.920 that they don't know how to spell

05:36:25.260 like they don't know

05:36:26.000 like even reading

05:36:26.960 it's like the same thing

05:36:27.880 because they use apps to read books

05:36:29.980 like it's weird to me

05:36:32.480 so

05:36:34.600 anyway

05:36:35.360 I just find that odd

05:36:37.080 that people don't know how

05:36:38.040 don't want to know how to write

05:36:39.480 and read

05:36:40.100 and

05:36:40.380 you know

05:36:41.500 do that kind of shit

05:36:42.360 that's fucking super fucking weird to me

05:36:44.260 fucking reading

05:36:46.080 and anyone who can do it

05:36:47.260 see

05:36:47.500 yeah

05:36:49.220 there you go

05:36:50.920 well

05:36:53.240 the same

05:36:53.660 fuck you

05:36:54.160 the same

05:36:55.860 you know

05:36:56.480 there's too many people that don't know how to read

05:36:58.480 I think it's crazy

05:36:59.560 don't know how to do math

05:37:00.940 like what are you gonna do

05:37:02.260 for real

05:37:04.500 yeah

05:37:04.780 I didn't do it for you

05:37:06.000 right

05:37:08.740 yeah

05:37:09.060 well

05:37:09.380 those people are gonna be the people that

05:37:11.420 that I hold in front of me

05:37:13.060 when it comes to the fucking

05:37:14.420 to that

05:37:15.580 all right

05:37:17.380 you're going to be me chilled

05:37:21.300 you'll stand here for me

05:37:23.160 I hold you here yes

05:37:25.800 perfect

05:37:27.800 bye bye

05:37:29.020 that's good

05:37:30.940 now I take another one

05:37:32.820 second

05:37:34.680 me chilled

05:37:35.400 530

05:37:37.400 and yes

05:37:38.840 apparently I'm gonna be rushing

05:37:40.240 oh she's never happy

05:37:42.040 why not

05:37:42.840 I was going

05:37:43.520 I have no plans for dinner

05:37:45.060 I feel like I

05:37:47.340 I would be rushing

05:37:48.340 or I will be rushing

05:37:49.620 when that happens

05:37:50.660 poor Chris

05:37:55.060 maybe

05:37:55.360 I'm gonna be quiet

05:37:58.920 I'm gonna be quiet

05:37:59.900 so

05:38:00.200 what

05:38:02.880 no one has to be quiet

05:38:06.340 yeah

05:38:07.280 I just thought it was

05:38:08.380 boof it

05:38:09.080 oh

05:38:09.760 whoever

05:38:10.780 another one

05:38:12.000 woofing and boofing

05:38:13.220 woofing

05:38:13.840 and

05:38:14.040 who

05:38:15.280 you're not talking

05:38:16.840 about

05:38:17.100 don't put

05:38:20.140 booze up your ass

05:38:21.320 man

05:38:21.660 or

05:38:23.060 or or ball duck don't put ball duck up your ass crap who's getting knocked up johnny are you

05:38:28.900 pregnant i don't know i don't know man we started off with like eating the spice right

05:38:34.100 of the goddamn wrapper and then we started talking about hoofing and buffing and

05:38:38.580 shit got weird and now yeah i don't know it went off the rails man it went off the rails

05:38:46.340 when someone suggested just eating the spice right of the package that's like putting booze

05:38:51.300 wrap your ass like it's like the 20s put intravenously did you hear about the people

05:38:56.900 they used to soak tampons and booze that's kind of where we went we went there oh you already

05:39:03.380 talked about that where did we go we went there that's where we went all right exactly where we

05:39:08.100 went there yep oh oh marcel i can't believe people did that vodka soaked tampons that sounds so

05:39:15.780 uncomfortable mm-hmm oh maybe

05:39:22.340 go for another buffon oh thank you i'll just drink thanks i wonder what my grok is gonna look like

05:39:32.740 what the fuck is that it's the ai thing five times

05:39:37.140 that's what i said that's what i said i'm like what is it i don't know

05:39:45.860 from uh twitter and over this

05:39:47.620 i'm intrigued okay well i don't get it and it goes over there i've been

05:39:53.860 that later in the stream if you want but it's not yet same song but it's the same lyrics but different

05:40:00.340 tunes and i can't decide which one i like better yeah you can do that too

05:40:06.340 absolutely yeah boofing absolutely don't if someone dies because they watch this and today

05:40:16.420 i have a great idea now

05:40:26.660 she took the dogs took the walls and the danged old roof

05:40:29.940 there ain't no holes in the god-blessed foothill loop

05:40:35.380 she took the roof ran down the hill and i still slipped

05:40:39.780 i can be a friend there it was my room the boot on my tiny little cowboy tutor

05:40:45.060 told to the sky then i'm working in a two-blue

05:40:49.540 oh that's good for this

05:40:51.060 working in a two-blue

05:40:53.540 what

05:40:53.940 it's

05:41:04.020 Let's boof it, let's boof it.

05:41:09.940 Oh, my God.

05:41:11.320 Let's boof it, let's boof it.

05:41:15.040 Boo, boo, boo.

05:41:17.560 Hell, I'm wasted out of sight.

05:41:21.480 Went through the middle when she left last night.

05:41:25.180 Oh, I love it.

05:41:26.300 Alone for life with my guy down below.

05:41:31.280 I pulled the boot on step afoot.

05:41:34.020 In the toe.

05:41:35.100 Boo, boof, and boogie.

05:41:37.020 Put the boot in it.

05:41:38.420 Boo, boof, and boogie.

05:41:39.760 She hit a boof in it.

05:41:40.840 Boo, boof, and boogie.

05:41:42.200 Try to snuff in it.

05:41:43.300 Boo, boof, and boogie.

05:41:44.660 Plug the hole in it.

05:41:46.640 Let's boof it, let's boof it.

05:41:49.380 Boo, boof, and boogie.

05:41:51.580 Let's boof it, let's boof it.

05:41:54.220 What?

05:41:55.600 So hot.

05:41:56.600 Let's boof it, let's boof it.

05:41:59.160 Boo, boof, and boogie.

05:42:00.880 I'm hot.

05:42:01.300 Let's boof it, let's boof it, boot, boof, and boogie.

05:42:06.440 Take a boof down the trail like Dale.

05:42:09.000 Boots been used to boots down the crew with a two-tone tutor for days.

05:42:13.900 Lift one foot up, fill it up.

05:42:16.420 Ain't nothing left in Ohio.

05:42:20.720 One for Lamar, two more for the road.

05:42:23.500 One for Lamar, two more for the road.

05:42:25.680 One for Lamar, two more for the road.

05:42:34.880 One for Lamar, two more for the road.

05:42:46.720 One for Lamar, two more for the road.

05:42:55.680 nice very nice very nice yay i like that one or the bright line one better but

05:43:04.000 well spanker one was pretty good though yeah that one was kind of funny

05:43:11.520 that was a heavy metal one that i said yeah

05:43:16.720 you like sarah in the train though that's a pretty good one

05:43:19.120 i think it's definitely it's either that or boot boop and boogie is my favorite i don't know which

05:43:28.240 one but it's one of those two you know that one oh never mind um nah what now i was thinking of

05:43:38.640 when you did this ai a while back right about a key oh yeah i got that in here somewhere jesus

05:43:49.120 i don't want to go erica too is it i got so many in here that bunch that nobody's even

05:44:00.960 it's kind of fun though they just around with that kind of i love it

05:44:06.080 music class and learning an instrument you know like you know how to play 12 instruments but like

05:44:10.880 people can just do this yeah right an accomplished musician you're like you

05:44:17.760 fuck you

05:44:22.640 i gotta go back a few pages i have like so many ai songs from like

05:44:28.000 because i'll make one and then i'll make like 15 different versions of it trying to find one

05:44:32.560 what do we got here

05:44:40.880 i don't know

05:44:46.960 oh yeah we're gonna okay i'm downloading this one right now i forgot about this one do it

05:44:56.240 do it i don't know i can't remember which one is the actual like good version of it but we're gonna

05:45:03.920 try this one just for fun

05:45:10.000 i forgot i made this one

05:45:12.160 okay so it holds up here

05:45:20.320 oh this one's good okay chris i'm gonna send you one it's gonna be awesome not the one i just sent but

05:45:26.320 this one okay so this one i called stop eating my fruit snacks when you bang my mom

05:45:39.760 it's bad enough you're here making her heart strong

05:46:07.280 i just like to have my treats when i come home

05:46:11.760 i just like to have my treats when i come home

05:46:13.760 stop eating my fruit snacks

05:46:15.760 they're not alone

05:46:17.760 stop eating my fruit snacks when you bang my mom

05:46:28.240 stop eating my fruit snacks when you bang my mom

05:46:32.240 it's bad enough you're here

05:46:48.720 making her heart

05:46:50.720 not to get too much bad

05:47:09.200 it's not too much as bad

05:47:13.200 it's

05:47:15.040 I need a fucking fruit snack, man.

05:47:16.780 It's not too much bad.

05:47:18.720 It's a reasonable, reasonable price.

05:47:41.000 Yeah.

05:47:45.040 I got, like, 15 versions of that.

05:47:55.420 It's amazing.

05:47:56.340 You gotta put up the lyrics.

05:47:57.220 Well, a lot of them are different lyrics.

05:48:01.460 Oh, yeah.

05:48:02.380 Sometimes, yeah.

05:48:03.640 If I don't play Red Dead Ransom, I get killed.

05:48:06.820 She's right behind me.

05:48:08.820 It's so good, though.

05:48:10.300 You'll love it.

05:48:11.580 Look at the title.

05:48:12.120 She also knows where my regular is.

05:48:14.260 Well, you'll see.

05:48:15.320 Okay.

05:48:19.800 Ah-ha!

05:48:20.900 Ah, what did you do?

05:48:22.360 I made a song about the three stones' house.

05:48:25.440 What?

05:48:26.020 Ha-ha.

05:48:28.080 It's gonna be good.

05:48:32.480 That's on it.

05:48:33.620 What?

05:48:35.280 That's on it.

05:48:36.400 Well, you can't change it from there.

05:48:38.180 You want to go for that?

05:48:43.280 What after?

05:48:52.900 I just got a new...

05:48:55.040 Words?

05:48:58.080 Oh, yeah.

05:48:58.820 Who wants to see it?

05:48:59.720 Batteries?

05:49:00.080 That's not what I want.

05:49:02.960 That's not the one.

05:49:04.120 That was weird.

05:49:09.400 Sticky tables and stories tall.

05:49:13.400 I didn't know what it was.

05:49:14.960 Restart it.

05:49:15.560 Restart it.

05:49:16.060 Restart it.

05:49:16.940 You say that would be my hero in one of the heart.

05:49:19.900 Fuck it.

05:49:20.500 Oh, yeah.

05:49:21.060 Lost in bottles of Alpantir.

05:49:24.560 Cheers to the madness with no regrets.

05:49:27.780 I got it.

05:49:28.540 It's a moment we never will forget.

05:49:31.660 I got it.

05:49:32.160 I got it.

05:49:32.780 I got it.

05:49:33.400 I got it.

05:49:34.000 I got it.

05:49:34.620 I got it.

05:49:35.060 I got it.

05:49:35.560 I got it.

05:49:36.060 I got it.

05:49:36.560 I got it.

05:49:37.060 I got it.

05:49:37.560 I got it.

05:49:40.580 Really?

05:49:47.560 You can't do it.

05:49:49.980 On the jukebox, a rocking tube.

05:49:54.080 We'll be singing until the moon.

05:49:57.620 Falls from the sky into the beer.

05:50:01.740 In the house of bad influence, my dear.

05:50:06.380 Stumble home when the night is done

05:50:10.380 But the men stay like the morning sun

05:50:14.380 We'll be back when the week is through

05:50:18.380 To the place where wild is anew

05:50:22.380 Cheers to the madness with no regrets

05:50:26.380 To moments we never will forget

05:50:30.380 Dancing shadows in the hazy light

05:50:34.380 But it flew and just feels so right

05:50:52.380 I didn't put the sticky tables

05:50:54.380 And out of that shit

05:50:56.380 Yeah, but I'm like oh my god

05:50:58.380 It is kind of like a birdie though

05:51:00.380 There's sticky tables out there

05:51:02.380 I don't know what I was saying

05:51:04.380 But it's whatever

05:51:06.380 Yeah, that's shit

05:51:08.380 Why are you rowdy?

05:51:10.380 Oh my god

05:51:12.380 Michelle, you're the best hostess

05:51:14.380 You're the hostess with the mostest

05:51:16.380 Yes, yes

05:51:18.380 Oh my god

05:51:20.380 What?

05:51:22.380 We're all about the boobies on Fafo, man

05:51:26.380 Boobies?

05:51:28.380 Yeah, you almost put your head in the fridge

05:51:30.380 Boobs!

05:51:32.380 Something like that

05:51:33.380 Boobies!

05:51:34.380 Today's

05:51:35.380 God dammit

05:51:36.380 Do you need assistance?

05:51:38.380 I should have plugged in my microphone

05:51:40.380 But I don't

05:51:41.380 Oh I can't

05:51:42.380 I can help

05:51:43.380 You might need some big light

05:51:44.380 Out there

05:51:45.380 I'll do the big light on

05:51:46.380 Yeah

05:51:47.380 Excuse me

05:51:49.380 It's getting dark

05:51:50.380 It's getting dark fast

05:51:51.380 Sorry

05:51:52.380 She is getting dark

05:51:54.380 You know what?

05:51:55.380 It's five

05:51:56.380 It's ten to six

05:51:57.380 And it's still light out

05:51:58.380 That's fucking good

05:51:59.380 Yeah, right?

05:52:00.380 Yeah

05:52:01.380 So like almost halfway through February

05:52:03.380 It's great

05:52:04.380 I know

05:52:05.380 But it was dark

05:52:06.380 Like a month ago

05:52:07.380 It was like dark at four o'clock, man

05:52:09.380 Holy fuck

05:52:10.380 Where is this?

05:52:11.380 I can still hear those beeping

05:52:13.380 Where is this?

05:52:14.380 Alright, Chris

05:52:15.380 Beeping?

05:52:16.380 What beeping?

05:52:17.380 Beeping?

05:52:18.380 My earbuds

05:52:19.380 I can't find the case for my earbuds

05:52:21.380 Is that beeping you hear?

05:52:23.380 You hear Z beeping?

05:52:24.380 Can you hear Z beeping now?

05:52:26.380 I need it

05:52:27.380 I need air tags on like everything

05:52:29.380 Because I put things down

05:52:31.380 This is

05:52:32.380 This right here

05:52:33.380 I swear to God

05:52:34.380 And my glasses

05:52:36.380 We'll see

05:52:37.380 Because the beeping in your room

05:52:39.380 Is this?

05:52:40.380 I lose my glasses

05:52:41.380 All the time

05:52:42.380 Yeah

05:52:43.380 This next one

05:52:44.380 This next one is Chris' song

05:52:46.380 This is a public service announcement

05:52:49.380 It is titled

05:52:51.380 Don't stick things in your volume

05:52:56.380 Thank you, the bunnies

05:52:58.380 Fuck

05:52:59.380 Here we go

05:53:00.380 It's attention

05:53:01.380 Gather round

05:53:03.380 Let me tell you a tale

05:53:05.380 About a man named Chris

05:53:06.380 With a secret

05:53:07.380 You'll unveil me

05:53:08.380 Sail the east coast

05:53:09.380 From dusk till dawn

05:53:10.380 But there's a lesson to be learned

05:53:11.380 So please hold on

05:53:12.380 Please hold on

05:53:23.380 Oh don't you stick things in your bum

05:53:25.380 You may seem like fun

05:53:26.380 But it's done

05:53:27.380 And it will say

05:53:28.380 Keep your treasures safe

05:53:29.380 Don't risk it all

05:53:30.380 Cause in the end

05:53:31.380 You'll surely take a fall

05:53:33.380 Don't stick things in your bum

05:53:37.380 My friend

05:53:38.380 It's a choice

05:53:40.380 You'll surely come to regret

05:53:43.380 In the end

05:53:45.380 So keep your secrets locked away

05:53:48.380 Sail the sea

05:53:49.380 So wise a pirate

05:53:50.380 You'll stay

05:53:51.380 There you go

05:53:54.380 That gets so out of hand

05:53:58.380 That's been a long time to hear that one

05:54:00.380 That got out of hand really fast

05:54:02.380 Oh yeah that was a good one

05:54:04.380 It ties in with the story

05:54:06.380 But I'm not going to tell the story

05:54:07.380 I feel like no

05:54:08.380 Where's that?

05:54:09.380 I feel like we definitely

05:54:11.380 I don't want to hear the story

05:54:13.380 About things in the bum

05:54:15.380 Well it was either jail or

05:54:17.380 Hoopa key

05:54:19.380 I still don't want to hear about things in the bum today

05:54:21.380 Jail?

05:54:22.380 Yeah

05:54:23.380 Hoopa key

05:54:24.380 Hoopa key

05:54:25.380 Hoopa key

05:54:26.380 Hoopa key

05:54:27.380 Jesus Christ

05:54:28.380 Joke's dishes in the bum

05:54:29.380 In the bum

05:54:30.380 Jail

05:54:31.380 Hoopa key

05:54:32.380 Hoopa key

05:54:33.380 Hoopa key

05:54:34.380 Hoopa key

05:54:35.380 Hoopa key

05:54:36.380 Hoopa key

05:54:37.380 Jesus Christ

05:54:38.380 Joke's dishes in the bum

05:54:40.380 In the bum

05:54:41.380 Oh don't worry

05:54:42.380 That should be the question from today's screen

05:54:45.380 Do you have an off calendar?

05:54:48.380 Do you have an off calendar?

05:54:49.380 No boofing?

05:54:50.380 Yeah

05:54:51.380 You don't use things in the bum

05:54:53.380 I know

05:54:54.380 I feel like

05:54:55.380 You're booping

05:54:56.380 I feel like I understand

05:54:58.380 Why somebody wrote help a lot of times in that

05:55:02.380 In that

05:55:03.380 Play

05:55:04.380 Help

05:55:05.380 Now I remember that

05:55:06.380 Help

05:55:07.380 You never stick things in your bum

05:55:09.380 Unless you're booping

05:55:10.380 Help

05:55:11.380 You're doing the booping boogie

05:55:12.380 And it's okay

05:55:14.380 So we're feeling like the screen

05:55:16.380 Beginning of the year

05:55:17.380 February 1st

05:55:18.380 Booping

05:55:19.380 Booping

05:55:20.380 Booping

05:55:21.380 Booping

05:55:22.380 Booping

05:55:23.380 I'm gonna call it booping

05:55:24.380 Normal

05:55:25.380 Hey

05:55:26.380 Go in the kitchen

05:55:27.380 Oh sorry

05:55:28.380 What?

05:55:29.380 You're driving too much man

05:55:30.380 Yeah

05:55:31.380 You're women

05:55:32.380 You're women

05:55:33.380 Women

05:55:34.380 Women

05:55:35.380 I don't know

05:55:36.380 Get in the kitchen

05:55:37.380 May

05:55:38.380 Go hang in the kitchen

05:55:39.380 Are you in the kitchen with us?

05:55:42.380 Ha!

05:55:43.380 Go in the kitchen

05:55:44.380 I can't

05:55:45.380 Make us a sandwich

05:55:46.380 Christopher

05:55:47.380 Yeah

05:55:48.380 We'll talk more quiet

05:55:49.380 How's that?

05:55:50.380 I want a sandwich too

05:55:53.380 Oh

05:55:55.380 I can't say what you want Johnny

05:55:58.380 You better come this weekend

05:55:59.380 He will

05:56:01.380 Johnny will be here

05:56:02.380 Don't worry

05:56:03.380 Oh

05:56:04.380 You better not

05:56:05.380 Nobody actually wants to see you

05:56:06.380 You guys want to see him really?

05:56:08.380 No

05:56:09.380 Yeah

05:56:10.380 See?

05:56:11.380 They said no

05:56:12.380 Someone said no

05:56:13.380 Who's that?

05:56:14.380 I'll go to Sarnia then

05:56:15.380 I'll go hang out at Sarnia

05:56:16.380 And you guys can all party here

05:56:17.380 I'll go party

05:56:18.380 Who said no?

05:56:19.380 Shut up

05:56:20.380 Faggot

05:56:22.380 He's party at Johnny's

05:56:24.380 Yeah

05:56:25.380 That's it

05:56:26.380 Shut up

05:56:27.380 Faggot

05:56:28.380 I'll get Johnny kicked in

05:56:33.380 Oh my god

05:56:34.380 He's so cute

05:56:35.380 It's a skateboard now

05:56:36.380 It's crazy

05:56:39.380 It's horrible

05:56:40.380 I'm so fucking

05:56:41.380 I have no idea

05:56:42.380 How to do anything

05:56:43.380 Listen, listen, Linda

05:56:44.380 Linda, Linda, listen

05:56:45.380 Linda

05:56:46.380 Linda

05:56:47.380 Linda

05:56:48.380 Now

05:56:49.380 Now it's the other lady

05:56:50.380 Listen

05:56:51.380 Listen

05:56:52.380 Listen Linda

05:56:53.380 Praise Allah

05:56:54.380 To the law

05:56:55.380 I gotta figure out

05:56:56.380 Which fucking clip that is

05:56:57.380 I gotta

05:56:58.380 To the law

05:56:59.380 I think now

05:57:00.380 Before I forget

05:57:02.380 I want a thousand dollars

05:57:04.380 Oh yeah

05:57:05.380 And I'm gonna go to Karachi

05:57:10.380 And marry people

05:57:12.380 And I wanna

05:57:13.380 I wanna bring

05:57:14.380 Let's see

05:57:15.380 I wanna bring

05:57:16.380 Daniqua

05:57:17.380 And LaFonda here

05:57:20.380 LaFonda

05:57:21.380 LaFonda

05:57:22.380 LaQuisha

05:57:23.380 LaQuisha

05:57:24.380 LaQuisha

05:57:25.380 And

05:57:26.380 Yeah

05:57:27.380 And we're gonna fix

05:57:28.380 The whole country

05:57:29.380 LaFonda

05:57:30.380 LaQuisha

05:57:31.380 Tyree

05:57:32.380 And I want

05:57:33.380 Two thousand dollars a week

05:57:34.380 And I want

05:57:35.380 Two thousand dollars a week

05:57:36.380 USB

05:57:37.380 Yeah

05:57:38.380 It moves in every yard

05:57:39.380 You can probably send

05:57:41.380 Any

05:57:42.380 All right

05:57:43.380 That's it

05:57:44.380 That's it

05:57:45.380 He talked too much

05:57:46.380 Listen

05:57:47.380 He talked too much

05:57:48.380 That's it

05:57:49.380 Yes

05:57:50.380 That's it

05:57:51.380 Yes

05:57:52.380 Listen

05:57:53.380 Listen

05:57:54.380 Listen

05:57:55.380 You talk too much

05:57:56.380 Listen

05:57:58.380 Listen

05:57:59.380 Listen

05:58:00.380 You talk too much

05:58:03.380 You talk too much

05:58:06.380 Oh I love that

05:58:08.380 That was great

05:58:10.380 So good

05:58:11.380 How does she not get

05:58:12.380 Fucking beheaded right there

05:58:13.380 In a spot

05:58:14.380 Beyond

05:58:15.380 Beyond

05:58:16.380 I have no idea

05:58:18.380 Like clown show

05:58:19.380 Everything

05:58:20.380 The thing about

05:58:21.380 Where they are

05:58:22.380 In the spot

05:58:23.380 It doesn't make sense

05:58:24.380 It's so fucked up

05:58:25.380 Over and over again

05:58:27.380 This shit

05:58:28.380 It's brutal

05:58:29.380 Like I don't get it

05:58:30.380 At all anymore

05:58:32.380 I don't

05:58:34.380 Cause they know

05:58:35.380 She's a clown

05:58:36.380 So they

05:58:37.380 No but they look at her

05:58:38.380 As like she's retarded

05:58:39.380 So

05:58:40.380 They don't

05:58:41.380 If she was like

05:58:42.380 A normal woman

05:58:43.380 Western woman

05:58:44.380 Over there

05:58:45.380 Trying to fucking

05:58:46.380 Push feminism and shit

05:58:47.380 No she'd be dead

05:58:48.380 But they look at her

05:58:49.380 She's really

05:58:50.380 No

05:58:51.380 They're like

05:58:52.380 She's a little

05:58:53.380 She's a little special

05:58:54.380 Does that sound better?

05:58:55.380 No she's touched

05:58:56.380 So they look at her

05:58:57.380 And she's a touched individual

05:58:59.380 Right?

05:59:00.380 Like she's touched

05:59:01.380 That's not it

05:59:02.380 That's not it

05:59:03.380 It's unbelievable

05:59:04.380 I didn't think that

05:59:05.380 Yeah anyway

05:59:06.380 Your mic's really low

05:59:08.380 Huh?

05:59:09.380 You're about

05:59:10.380 Yeah

05:59:11.380 Tom Ford commercials

05:59:12.380 Not Tom Ford

05:59:13.380 Not fucking

05:59:14.380 Doug Ford

05:59:15.380 I haven't seen one

05:59:16.380 Oh my god

05:59:17.380 Barely

05:59:18.380 Have you guys seen the

05:59:20.380 Doug Ford commercials

05:59:21.380 Or gotten his text messages?

05:59:23.380 Oh

05:59:24.380 No they're

05:59:25.380 Where were they at all?

05:59:26.380 I've only seen

05:59:28.380 This is what I've seen

05:59:29.380 I've seen all the ones on YouTube

05:59:32.380 Oh no I haven't seen them

05:59:33.380 And I got two text messages

05:59:34.380 From those fuckers

05:59:36.380 Thanks for wasting our money

05:59:37.380 I've seen the ad

05:59:42.380 Yo he's here

05:59:47.380 Hi Shady

05:59:50.380 Oh you wanna come say hi?

05:59:52.380 Are your feet dirty?

05:59:57.380 Come here buddy

05:59:58.380 Right in the middle

05:59:59.380 Here

06:00:00.380 Oh you're gonna be pretty

06:00:01.380 Shady

06:00:02.380 Damn it

06:00:04.380 Yeah see

06:00:05.380 This is the only thing

06:00:06.380 That I've seen

06:00:07.380 From Doug Ford

06:00:08.380 The wrong kid died

06:00:10.380 I ain't got no room

06:00:11.380 In my house

06:00:12.380 For no devil spawn

06:00:14.380 Oh you be careful now

06:00:15.380 You hear?

06:00:16.380 Before you go and say something

06:00:17.380 You're gonna regret

06:00:18.380 For the rest of your days

06:00:19.380 Like what?

06:00:20.380 Like the wrong kid died

06:00:21.380 Oh no!

06:00:22.380 It's okay

06:00:23.380 It's okay mama

06:00:24.380 Settle down

06:00:29.380 Wrong kid died

06:00:32.380 The wrong kid died

06:00:35.380 But there's only one way to settle this

06:00:40.380 Machetes

06:00:41.380 What?

06:00:42.380 The right kid

06:00:43.380 Is gonna die tonight

06:00:45.380 Asbury

06:00:47.380 I know I got

06:00:48.380 I got a first round

06:00:49.380 That's what we need

06:00:53.380 Like that anyway

06:00:54.380 Sorry

06:00:55.380 Hey

06:00:56.380 Yeah that's a lot better

06:00:57.380 Yeah I know

06:00:58.380 I didn't realize that my microphone

06:00:59.380 Was not the right microphone

06:01:00.380 And whatever whatever

06:01:01.380 So here we are

06:01:02.380 I'm back

06:01:03.380 And I have my cunt

06:01:05.380 My cunt

06:01:06.380 With me

06:01:07.380 Yeah

06:01:08.380 So everyone should be happy

06:01:09.380 My cat

06:01:10.380 My cat

06:01:11.380 My cat

06:01:12.380 Oh yeah

06:01:13.380 Crap you too

06:01:14.380 One day

06:01:15.380 I'm gonna get a new mic

06:01:16.380 I feel like everyone's gonna be really sad

06:01:19.380 When I hear you

06:01:21.380 My cat

06:01:22.380 But I feel like

06:01:23.380 My cat needs to be retired

06:01:27.380 Oh

06:01:28.380 Yeah

06:01:29.380 Yeah

06:01:30.380 Yeah

06:01:31.380 Yeah

06:01:32.380 Yeah I did too

06:01:33.380 I don't care

06:01:34.380 What happened then?

06:01:35.380 Zero fucks

06:01:36.380 I'm not gonna vote

06:01:37.380 I have no desire to waste my time

06:01:39.380 No

06:01:40.380 It's all a waste of our time

06:01:41.380 What the fuck

06:01:42.380 I'm not gonna vote

06:01:43.380 Mike

06:01:44.380 Cunt

06:01:45.380 There we go

06:01:46.380 That's fixed

06:01:47.380 Yeah

06:01:48.380 I was just gonna say

06:01:49.380 We should meet them

06:01:54.380 That would be the only reason that would go

06:01:56.380 It's like

06:01:57.380 Oh

06:01:58.380 And he goes

06:01:59.380 Josh the fry

06:02:00.380 He's really good at that shit

06:02:02.380 I want french fries

06:02:04.380 I don't

06:02:05.380 I have potatoes

06:02:07.380 You got pepper on there too?

06:02:08.380 No

06:02:09.380 I forgot about it

06:02:10.380 I have

06:02:11.380 I have

06:02:12.380 I have potatoes

06:02:13.380 I love you

06:02:15.380 He's doing a fine job out there

06:02:17.380 He's leaving me

06:02:18.380 I love you

06:02:19.380 I love you

06:02:20.380 Don't ever get the chef's face

06:02:22.380 Chef is doing

06:02:23.380 Chef's doing his thing

06:02:24.380 Okay

06:02:25.380 What's doing good out there?

06:02:27.380 What are we talking to?

06:02:28.380 What's happening?

06:02:29.380 I have no idea

06:02:30.380 He's got friends

06:02:32.380 Just cause I don't like

06:02:33.380 I don't wanna say it

06:02:34.380 He's doing awesome out there man

06:02:36.380 It's looking good

06:02:37.380 I wish there was someone making me dinner right

06:02:40.380 Yeah right

06:02:42.380 That's what I need too

06:02:44.380 Like

06:02:47.380 It looks like

06:02:48.380 What someone to come to your house and just make food and say hey

06:02:51.380 Look at this

06:02:52.380 I'm gonna make food

06:02:53.380 Yeah we're gonna do the bulldog challenge

06:02:56.380 You're not gonna boop it

06:02:58.380 No

06:02:59.380 Oh

06:03:01.380 Holy crap

06:03:04.380 Mucho burrito burrito

06:03:06.380 Yeah

06:03:07.380 Are you mucho burritoing it?

06:03:09.380 Maybe

06:03:10.380 Maybe

06:03:11.380 That's horrible

06:03:12.380 Why?

06:03:13.380 Oh

06:03:14.380 Well I just

06:03:15.380 I made pretty much the same thing

06:03:16.380 At home though

06:03:17.380 Instead of paying for a burrito bowl

06:03:19.380 Why the fuck would I make it?

06:03:20.380 Are you kidding me right now?

06:03:22.380 Are you kidding me right now?

06:03:23.380 Well I just

06:03:24.380 Made ram turkey with black beans and lettuce

06:03:27.380 And some corn

06:03:28.380 Okay

06:03:29.380 You got lazy

06:03:30.380 You got lazy

06:03:31.380 That's it

06:03:32.380 That's it

06:03:33.380 And some more empty

06:03:34.380 Not some cheese

06:03:35.380 But that's okay

06:03:37.380 Now I have Takis

06:03:38.380 So

06:03:39.380 Life is fine

06:03:40.380 Everything is better in the world

06:03:42.380 Everything is better in the world

06:03:43.380 I am half debating the two-for-one-wicho burrito

06:03:47.380 Yeah

06:03:48.380 Try the chips

06:03:49.380 Don't do the two-for-one-wicho burrito

06:03:51.380 Oh wait

06:03:52.380 I

06:03:53.380 China has the largest population

06:03:54.380 Not because

06:03:59.380 Because they're conned

06:04:00.380 They're eating in China

06:04:03.380 That's funny

06:04:04.380 Because they suck

06:04:07.380 It's funny ha ha

06:04:08.380 So I just do it for like the last

06:04:11.380 It's cute

06:04:12.380 I like it

06:04:16.380 So everybody else is getting dinner for themselves

06:04:18.380 Except for me

06:04:20.380 What are you having for dinner?

06:04:21.380 What are you doing?

06:04:22.380 This must be up

06:04:23.380 I'll show you guys

06:04:24.380 Okay

06:04:25.380 You gonna have that?

06:04:26.380 Oh they're gonna have that said

06:04:27.380 There's like a

06:04:28.380 I used to do the

06:04:29.380 If I do this and this at the same time?

06:04:31.380 No

06:04:32.380 Nope

06:04:33.380 I don't even

06:04:35.380 I'll probably end up ordering though

06:04:37.380 Yeah

06:04:38.380 It has 26

06:04:39.380 Yeah I don't know

06:04:40.380 I have turkey

06:04:41.380 Oh

06:04:42.380 I have ground turkey

06:04:43.380 With black beans and lettuce

06:04:44.380 And

06:04:45.380 Kimchi

06:04:46.380 And sweet potato

06:04:47.380 And then cake

06:04:48.380 That's my meal this week

06:04:50.380 Fuck

06:04:51.380 Woo

06:04:52.380 Two more days I think

06:04:54.380 That sounds amazing

06:04:55.380 What's today?

06:04:56.380 You guys went for six hours?

06:04:58.380 That's pretty good eh?

06:04:59.380 Something like that

06:05:00.380 Wow

06:05:01.380 Jesus Christ

06:05:02.380 I didn't like you that much

06:05:03.380 How did you go for six hours?

06:05:05.380 I don't know

06:05:06.380 I don't know

06:05:07.380 Gross

06:05:10.380 I'm just debating what will play out at two

06:05:13.380 What the hell is that?

06:05:14.380 It's food

06:05:15.380 I'll send you a picture Sean of what I made

06:05:18.380 They'll be impressed

06:05:19.380 It's actually good food

06:05:20.380 According to the guys though

06:05:22.380 Apparently it's gonna be

06:05:23.380 Or it's the reason why I don't have a husband

06:05:26.380 Isn't that what they said?

06:05:27.380 Isn't that what Jason said?

06:05:28.380 The reason I don't have a husband or something?

06:05:29.380 Because I meal prep food?

06:05:31.380 Probably

06:05:32.380 I'm fine with it

06:05:34.380 I'm fine with it

06:05:35.380 It's really good

06:05:37.380 So

06:05:38.380 Anyway

06:05:39.380 Good time

06:05:41.380 And I make good recipes

06:05:43.380 What I do have

06:05:44.380 Is like the sugar

06:05:45.380 I don't know what you're saying

06:05:48.380 It might be time to figure out dinner

06:05:50.380 So

06:05:51.380 I think

06:05:52.380 Okay

06:05:53.380 I think that's a great idea

06:05:54.380 I would love to go and eat some food

06:05:56.380 So

06:05:57.380 Alright

06:05:58.380 We're gonna shut her down?

06:06:00.380 No

06:06:01.380 Shut her down

06:06:02.380 We'll play a song out

06:06:03.380 We can either do that

06:06:04.380 The

06:06:05.380 Stone Stone

06:06:06.380 Jerry Ghost

06:06:07.380 Or

06:06:08.380 The Brightline one

06:06:10.380 Brightline!

06:06:11.380 Yes!

06:06:13.380 Do it!

06:06:14.380 Do it!

06:06:15.380 The Brightline one is pretty good

06:06:18.380 Alright

06:06:19.380 Bye guys

06:06:20.380 Nice to see everybody

06:06:21.380 Fuck

06:06:22.380 Alright

06:06:23.380 Fine

06:06:24.380 Fire one up then bad guy

06:06:28.380 Fuck no

06:06:29.380 You can fire one up too

06:06:31.380 Yeah you can fire one up too

06:06:32.380 Yeah you can fire one up too

06:06:33.380 I don't have to find Brightline man

06:06:34.380 You're the Brightline one

06:06:36.380 Well that's what I'm gonna do

06:06:37.380 I'm firing it up right now

06:06:38.380 I'll fly

06:06:39.380 Fuck a day

06:06:40.380 Everybody have a great time

06:06:42.380 And nobody boofing anything

06:06:43.380 Yeah no boofing

06:06:45.380 No boofing

06:06:46.380 She puts on her best warm dress

06:06:49.380 Where rubber and steel intersect

06:06:55.380 No sunblock for her day in the sun

06:07:00.380 Sarah watches the Brightline come

06:07:04.380 Sarah smiles

06:07:07.380 Devil in her eye

06:07:09.380 Stone beam when somebody dies

06:07:11.380 On the Brightline

06:07:15.380 As the grass grows

06:07:17.380 So does the death toll

06:07:20.380 The songbirds sing so naturally

06:07:25.380 As the leaves change

06:07:27.380 So does the blood stain

06:07:29.380 And you can watch it all on train TV

06:07:33.380 Local Irish pub bartender

06:07:38.380 Local motion road race better

06:07:41.380 FAA applauds a sigh of relief

06:07:45.380 But not as much as when

06:07:47.380 She's at the head of the Brightline

06:07:51.380 Sarah smiles

06:07:53.380 Devil in her eye

06:07:55.380 Sunbeam when somebody dies

06:07:57.380 On the Brightline

06:08:01.380 As the grass grows

06:08:03.380 So does the death toll

06:08:06.380 The songbirds sing so naturally

06:08:09.380 As the leaves change

06:08:13.380 So does the blood stain

06:08:15.380 And you can watch it all on train TV

06:08:19.380 Get on

06:08:21.380 Meet Sarah

06:08:22.380 Turn the lights off because

06:08:23.380 Sarah cries

06:08:24.380 Sarah cries

06:08:26.380 Teardrops like oars

06:08:27.380 When heart breaks

06:08:28.380 Teardrops like oars

06:08:29.380 When heart breaks

06:08:30.380 On the wrong side of the door

06:08:32.380 As the grass grows

06:08:33.380 Teardrops like oars

06:08:34.380 When heart breaks

06:08:35.380 On the wrong side of the door

06:08:37.380 As the grass grows

06:08:38.380 So does the death toll

06:08:40.380 The songbirds sing so naturally

06:08:41.380 The leaves change

06:08:42.380 So does the blood stain

06:08:43.380 So does the blood stain

06:08:44.380 And you can watch it all

06:08:45.380 On watch it all on train TV

06:08:47.380 The leaves change

06:08:49.380 So does the blood stain

06:08:50.380 And you can watch it all on

06:08:54.380 On watch it all on train TV

06:08:56.380 Sarah smiles

06:08:57.380 Devil in her eye

06:08:58.380 Sunbeam when somebody dies

06:08:59.380 On the Brightline

06:09:00.380 Thanksgiving

06:09:03.380 Sarah smiles

06:09:04.380 Sarah smiles

06:09:06.380 Devil in her eye

06:09:11.380 Sunbeam when somebody dies

06:09:12.380 On the bright line

06:09:14.380 As the grass grows

06:09:16.380 So does the death toll

06:09:18.380 The songbirds sing so naturally

06:09:21.380 Actually, the leaves change, so does the blood stain, and you can watch it all on, watch it all on train TV.

jonnyrawton - February 10, 2025

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