jonnyrawton - Like Herpe's, We Don't Go Away For Long - v6vm6bu

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00:09:24.000 Just grab a sock like everybody else, you know?

00:09:41.120 A sock?

00:09:42.860 Nothing.

00:09:43.560 What'd you do?

00:09:45.120 Nothing.

00:09:45.840 My laptop is going really weird.

00:09:48.380 It's tunnel juice, I swear to God.

00:09:51.740 Or our friendly neighborhood sees this.

00:09:53.780 Whoever. 0.99

00:09:56.860 I was really mad at a girl once and I called her a cum sponge. 1.00

00:09:59.640 I ain't trying to be Billy Badass or talk shit. 0.99

00:10:02.660 I'm just saying, there's the line, don't cross it. 0.99

00:10:05.700 I got a red rider gun when I was three.

00:10:08.740 So I don't run or hide from anything. 0.99

00:10:11.840 Bitch, I'm a red, white, blue collar boy from the side on the side. 1.00

00:10:15.880 That's right. 1.00

00:10:16.520 You can fuck around and find out. 1.00

00:10:18.340 Love my country, love my freedom. 1.00

00:10:21.240 Don't fuck away a bear, no, I don't need him. 1.00

00:10:24.760 Shotgun laced from the woods to the plate. 0.99

00:10:27.400 Ain't never went hungry, ain't never too late.

00:10:30.500 So come around here, son, running your mouth. 1.00

00:10:34.480 You can fuck around and find out. 1.00

00:10:36.760 You can fuck around and find out. 1.00

00:10:42.560 This is a song. 1.00

00:10:44.300 Anyway.

00:10:45.800 Sorry.

00:10:46.580 Oh, y'all almost thought it was Storkstar.

00:10:48.060 I forgot.

00:10:48.480 No pants.

00:10:48.900 See, one day on this stream, one day, it's going to happen.

00:10:55.040 F-A-F-O, I teach you how this game go.

00:10:58.160 Different joints, same smoke.

00:10:59.700 Wake up, wear the same clothes.

00:11:01.280 Real redneck. 1.00

00:11:02.380 I'm a piece of white trash. 1.00

00:11:04.300 Blue collar boy, but my lady's high class. 1.00

00:11:06.940 Got the music way up loud with a cigar in my mouth. 1.00

00:11:10.000 Fuck around and come find out how we do it in the cell. 1.00

00:11:12.900 When you said it like that, yes, okay. 1.00

00:11:18.000 Oh, no.

00:11:19.580 There we go.

00:11:23.460 Yeah. 1.00

00:11:26.020 Fuck's sake. 1.00

00:11:27.240 Ladies. 1.00

00:11:28.300 Want to wrestle?

00:11:29.360 Ha ha ha.

00:11:42.900 Don't need a shotgun race from the woods to the plate.

00:11:46.800 Ain't never went hungry.

00:11:48.400 Ain't never too late.

00:11:49.900 So come around here, son, running your mouth. 1.00

00:11:53.840 You can fuck around and find out. 1.00

00:11:57.080 Hi. 1.00

00:11:58.380 What's going on?

00:11:59.520 Hey, I guess you didn't see that, like, hey, I'm going to go for a quick smoke.

00:12:03.220 And you were like.

00:12:04.400 No.

00:12:04.960 You're just like on.

00:12:07.280 Yeah, just on.

00:12:08.280 That was awesome.

00:12:09.680 Thanks for.

00:12:10.700 Well, you had, like, forever.

00:12:13.900 It's 2-0-2.

00:12:17.040 Hey, everybody.

00:12:21.720 Welcome back to FAPO. 0.94

00:12:24.420 Yeah.

00:12:24.780 There we go.

00:12:30.920 Yeah. 1.00

00:12:31.680 What the fuck? 1.00

00:12:32.860 What's the deal there? 1.00

00:12:34.820 The fuck stream aired. 1.00

00:12:37.120 What the fuck is. 1.00

00:12:38.380 There it is. 0.99

00:12:40.100 I'm sorry.

00:12:41.760 Sorry.

00:12:42.080 Ma.

00:12:45.860 Ma.

00:12:47.160 What? 1.00

00:12:48.160 Why do I have to put up with this shit? 1.00

00:12:50.020 What are you talking about? 1.00

00:12:50.900 How did I literally turn around for 30 seconds and I come back and that's what you have on your fucking face? 1.00

00:12:58.360 Because. 1.00

00:13:03.360 Yeah.

00:13:03.800 Why?

00:13:05.180 Why?

00:13:05.980 Yeah.

00:13:06.420 Well, Alberta girl said she loves the mask personally and I looked over and I realized the mask was right beside me. 1.00

00:13:13.360 So I was like, fuck it. 1.00

00:13:14.220 Here we go. 1.00

00:13:17.280 Great.

00:13:17.740 So it's Alberta girl's fault. 0.99

00:13:19.320 Right.

00:13:21.840 That's what I'm talking about.

00:13:23.780 I'm so excited.

00:13:24.880 Yeah, basically.

00:13:25.940 I mean, that's, that's where you can lay the blame.

00:13:29.040 Yes.

00:13:30.720 So I have to look at.

00:13:31.960 You should be.

00:13:33.340 Yeah.

00:13:34.700 I don't have to look at that.

00:13:37.560 The mask is awesome.

00:13:39.100 It's even like half blackface too, right? 0.92

00:13:41.060 I'll tell you what.

00:13:44.040 So you're biracial?

00:13:46.700 That's.

00:13:47.540 Yeah.

00:13:47.900 Is this your, is this your bi mask? 0.77

00:13:49.940 Something.

00:13:50.620 I don't know.

00:13:51.220 It's like, it's like when, uh, well, it's like when Roddy Piper did it.

00:13:55.980 Right. 0.98

00:13:56.500 Years and years ago when Roddy Piper fucking painted half his body black. 0.98

00:14:00.820 The WWE wants you to forget about that, by the way. 0.98

00:14:03.800 Oh.

00:14:04.780 But.

00:14:06.220 Is that like a Trudeau blackface?

00:14:07.960 I remember.

00:14:08.480 Or.

00:14:10.660 Yeah.

00:14:11.980 Piper. 0.73

00:14:13.020 Well, I, I do believe his, his opponent was black.

00:14:17.760 Um, but.

00:14:19.940 Yeah.

00:14:20.560 I don't know.

00:14:20.960 He did.

00:14:21.900 Did.

00:14:22.380 I, I forget the exact scenario behind it, but it was.

00:14:25.440 That would make it funny.

00:14:26.280 It was pretty funny.

00:14:26.660 But.

00:14:26.980 I mean.

00:14:28.760 I just realized the mask is.

00:14:31.180 The mask is the same here.

00:14:32.880 Half black, half white.

00:14:34.600 So glad I get to see that today.

00:14:36.500 That makes it so much.

00:14:37.820 But I don't think it can be racist because the mask is technically Mexican.

00:14:42.240 Oh.

00:14:43.700 So.

00:14:44.560 Are we waiting for like ice to bash your door down now?

00:14:46.880 Because now.

00:14:47.480 Well, I'm just like how you had the mask handy.

00:14:53.000 Maybe.

00:14:54.400 Get a free trip to Mexico.

00:14:55.580 All right.

00:14:58.040 There's my traveling trips.

00:15:00.140 Or tips. 0.99

00:15:00.660 Just fucking go to the States. 1.00

00:15:03.000 Wear a luchador mask. 1.00

00:15:04.520 You'll take a free trip to Mexico for a little bit.

00:15:06.560 I can't really guarantee your conditions, but.

00:15:10.020 Free trip.

00:15:11.020 It's a free trip.

00:15:12.500 Free trip.

00:15:13.020 Take what.

00:15:16.120 Good for you.

00:15:17.140 I'm really glad we get to do this.

00:15:18.580 Yeah.

00:15:18.600 Kamala, the Ugandan giant. 1.00

00:15:20.260 I remember that fucking guy. 1.00

00:15:22.660 You should be. 1.00

00:15:23.400 Well, hey.

00:15:23.840 You're the one who wanted to do it.

00:15:24.900 So.

00:15:25.820 Careful what you wish for, you know.

00:15:27.640 I definitely.

00:15:28.880 Definitely didn't sign up for this.

00:15:31.660 Just want to make sure that we're clear on that one.

00:15:33.400 Yeah.

00:15:33.620 I know.

00:15:35.440 This is just.

00:15:36.240 This is just one of the many bonuses that I add.

00:15:40.260 You know.

00:15:41.540 If anybody is wondering.

00:15:43.600 What I have to deal with.

00:15:44.880 On a daily basis.

00:15:46.720 As having.

00:15:47.180 Oh, I am probably going to look at it.

00:15:47.660 John.

00:15:48.640 As my friend.

00:15:50.620 This, my friends.

00:15:52.360 Is what it is.

00:15:53.520 I think I'm pointing the right way. 1.00

00:15:54.720 Like, it's this fucking guy. 1.00

00:15:57.580 Like. 1.00

00:15:58.220 This shit. 1.00

00:15:58.800 Whatever. 1.00

00:15:59.660 I feel like.

00:16:00.240 Whatever.

00:16:00.540 If I had to go grocery shopping with you.

00:16:03.100 You would do that to me.

00:16:04.340 That's awesome.

00:16:07.620 So.

00:16:08.440 Oh, you have no idea. 1.00

00:16:10.100 I am a menace in the fucking grocery store. 1.00

00:16:12.740 Just an absolute menace. 1.00

00:16:15.720 Right?

00:16:16.160 Like, it's. 1.00

00:16:17.140 Like, I will purposely act like an asshole. 1.00

00:16:19.660 Grocery shopping. 1.00

00:16:20.640 Like, it's just intentional.

00:16:22.340 And I love it.

00:16:23.500 Right? 0.98

00:16:23.840 Like, the day that I found cock soup. 0.96

00:16:26.560 You're not. 1.00

00:16:27.520 You are an asshole. 1.00

00:16:28.720 You don't have to act like one. 1.00

00:16:30.860 Yeah.

00:16:31.420 Sure.

00:16:32.020 I mean, it comes naturally.

00:16:33.360 I'm not going to say that it doesn't.

00:16:34.680 But.

00:16:35.440 You know.

00:16:35.960 If I'm in.

00:16:36.440 If I'm in the grocery store.

00:16:37.660 And I see something.

00:16:38.540 I'm.

00:16:39.100 Like.

00:16:39.540 Like I said.

00:16:40.140 Going down the international aisle.

00:16:41.480 And seeing.

00:16:42.800 Cock soup.

00:16:43.880 I had.

00:16:44.500 I always thought that was just a joke that we said.

00:16:47.340 Where, you know.

00:16:48.000 It's like. 0.99

00:16:48.360 I'll give you cock soup without the water. 0.99

00:16:50.060 Right? 0.99

00:16:51.060 But turns out. 0.98

00:16:53.200 There is a legit cock soup. 0.99

00:16:55.920 A legit cock soup. 0.98

00:16:57.340 And. 0.93

00:16:57.420 When I found that.

00:16:58.300 The.

00:16:59.400 Woman that I was with.

00:17:01.440 Yeah.

00:17:02.480 She did not.

00:17:03.480 She. 0.93

00:17:03.720 I don't.

00:17:04.100 I think she re-evaluated her decision to bring me grocery shopping that day.

00:17:09.440 Because.

00:17:10.020 Oh, I re-evaluated a lot.

00:17:11.340 Where I just.

00:17:11.740 I had questions.

00:17:14.280 Like how many.

00:17:15.180 Well, I had questions.

00:17:16.420 Like.

00:17:16.960 Let's say.

00:17:18.560 Well, no. 0.99

00:17:19.340 But let's say you eat your cock soup through a straw. 1.00

00:17:21.900 Does that make you a cock sucker? 1.00

00:17:24.700 Oh. 1.00

00:17:26.780 I feel like those are.

00:17:28.780 That's a valid question.

00:17:30.360 I feel like.

00:17:31.260 No.

00:17:31.560 And I.

00:17:31.960 And I said that loud.

00:17:34.260 In the grocery store.

00:17:37.360 Why would you do that?

00:17:41.340 Because that's the fun of it.

00:17:46.780 You're mean.

00:17:47.920 Right?

00:17:49.120 It's like when I go out in public.

00:17:50.640 And I look at Connor.

00:17:51.520 And I ask.

00:17:52.180 Straight away.

00:17:52.780 Do you want some sweet chain music?

00:17:54.080 I say that loud enough for people to hear it too.

00:17:57.860 I love.

00:17:58.500 I love the reaction you get.

00:18:00.120 It's fun.

00:18:01.560 I can imagine.

00:18:02.080 Actually.

00:18:02.640 Here's a good one.

00:18:04.620 Here's a good one.

00:18:05.480 When we were in Montreal.

00:18:06.540 Right?

00:18:07.980 We were heading.

00:18:08.940 We were just leaving Montreal.

00:18:10.280 We were heading down to the.

00:18:11.720 To the metro station there.

00:18:13.240 To go and. 1.00

00:18:14.200 Fuck off to the train station. 1.00

00:18:16.520 And. 1.00

00:18:17.300 Connor.

00:18:17.880 Walking in front of me. 1.00

00:18:18.720 With his little fucking backpack on. 1.00

00:18:20.360 And his little fucking bag. 1.00

00:18:21.840 That he's pulling. 1.00

00:18:22.400 Right?

00:18:22.900 Actually.

00:18:23.320 No.

00:18:23.500 I'm pretty.

00:18:23.900 I'm pretty sure he had bad hat.

00:18:25.600 Pulling the bag. 1.00

00:18:26.360 Because he fucking pulls that card. 1.00

00:18:27.920 So often. 1.00

00:18:29.880 But.

00:18:30.400 We were walking by a cop.

00:18:33.020 And I leaned over to Connor.

00:18:35.060 And I said.

00:18:35.620 Hey.

00:18:37.540 I'm going to tell that cop.

00:18:38.700 You got drugs in your bag. 1.00

00:18:40.280 Sure as shit. 1.00

00:18:43.300 As we walked past that cop. 1.00

00:18:44.740 I looked back.

00:18:45.340 And I looked right at it.

00:18:46.360 It was a female cop. 0.99

00:18:47.560 In the driver's seat of the car.

00:18:49.060 And I pointed.

00:18:50.880 Right at Connor.

00:18:52.180 I'm like.

00:18:52.560 He's got drugs in his bag.

00:18:56.580 We all had a great laugh.

00:18:57.780 I don't understand.

00:18:58.380 How we like.

00:18:59.060 And I now.

00:19:02.420 Now have learned.

00:19:04.680 I have now.

00:19:05.400 It's so laggy.

00:19:12.420 Like.

00:19:12.980 We all got a good.

00:19:16.720 Laugh out of it.

00:19:17.580 It was pretty funny.

00:19:18.420 And then.

00:19:18.880 And then I learned.

00:19:20.020 That that's.

00:19:20.980 That's the best way to mule your drugs. 1.00

00:19:22.440 Is to actually.

00:19:23.300 Tell people that your kid has drugs in the bag.

00:19:25.560 And.

00:19:26.440 It's real.

00:19:27.560 You know how many people use kids.

00:19:29.280 To mule drugs though.

00:19:30.160 I feel like that's pretty inappropriate.

00:19:32.640 Like.

00:19:33.700 No.

00:19:33.980 I'm sure.

00:19:34.940 No.

00:19:35.400 I'm sure they do.

00:19:36.620 I know.

00:19:37.420 I've.

00:19:38.800 Yeah.

00:19:39.420 No.

00:19:39.800 It's a for sure they do.

00:19:40.960 Like.

00:19:41.160 I know people that use their kids to steal.

00:19:43.060 Right.

00:19:43.940 Because.

00:19:44.780 They're kids.

00:19:45.580 And they won't.

00:19:46.120 What?

00:19:46.520 You know. 1.00

00:19:48.520 It's stupid. 1.00

00:19:49.260 No. 1.00

00:19:50.360 But.

00:19:50.600 But.

00:19:52.280 But I did.

00:19:52.960 I did find it funny though.

00:19:53.980 They all just.

00:19:54.500 They all thought it was hilarious.

00:19:55.740 So it's like.

00:19:56.200 Okay.

00:19:56.440 Cool.

00:19:57.760 I mean.

00:19:58.080 That is funny.

00:19:58.920 It's funny.

00:19:59.420 Because he didn't have drugs in his bag.

00:20:01.300 But.

00:20:02.300 I mean.

00:20:03.780 That would have sucked.

00:20:04.720 If they had it done like. 0.95

00:20:05.600 A full hard hand.

00:20:07.000 That pulled you guys.

00:20:08.160 It's fine.

00:20:08.480 And actually too.

00:20:09.380 The.

00:20:10.140 Well yeah.

00:20:10.840 And the other thing was too.

00:20:12.120 Is.

00:20:12.380 There was a.

00:20:13.400 There was a.

00:20:14.540 Yeah.

00:20:14.900 There was a guy in front of us.

00:20:16.720 That overheard me say that.

00:20:19.080 And so when he got to the metro station.

00:20:21.240 He held the door open for us.

00:20:22.480 And he waited for us to get there.

00:20:23.740 Just so he could look at me.

00:20:24.700 And be like.

00:20:25.080 Hey.

00:20:25.980 Can I have some?

00:20:27.280 Ha ha ha ha ha.

00:20:28.660 Ha ha ha ha.

00:20:32.580 That's great.

00:20:33.520 That poor kid was probably like.

00:20:35.340 Pissing in his pants. 0.88

00:20:38.620 Oh my god. 0.99

00:20:39.700 Oh yeah.

00:20:40.180 It was so funny though.

00:20:41.920 I thought it was adorable.

00:20:43.000 There was actually another one.

00:20:44.720 Um.

00:20:45.800 Bad Hat let us go. 0.98

00:20:47.000 Un-fucking supervised. 0.98

00:20:48.480 Actually. 0.98

00:20:48.840 This is a good story too.

00:20:49.860 I don't even think I've told you this one.

00:20:52.100 Um.

00:20:52.580 But we were on.

00:20:53.380 We were on the metro.

00:20:55.540 Right.

00:20:55.940 And it's just me and him.

00:20:57.180 Right.

00:20:57.620 And I'm taking him to my buddy.

00:20:59.220 I got a buddy that lives in Montreal.

00:21:01.260 And so he's going to go.

00:21:02.780 And stay with my buddy for a few days. 1.00

00:21:04.620 Because their kids fucking. 1.00

00:21:06.220 Love each other. 1.00

00:21:07.000 Right.

00:21:08.160 Um. 0.99

00:21:08.560 So we're sitting on the fucking metro. 0.99

00:21:10.940 And I'm reading the rules on the metro. 0.99

00:21:13.020 Right.

00:21:13.520 They're posted on the wall there.

00:21:15.460 And there's some lady sitting across from us. 1.00

00:21:18.160 And I'm having this conversation with him.

00:21:20.580 Loud enough.

00:21:21.260 So that the people that are immediately around us.

00:21:23.420 Can definitely hear what we're saying.

00:21:25.460 Oh no.

00:21:25.960 And I note.

00:21:27.620 The rules say.

00:21:29.240 No alcohol.

00:21:30.580 On the metro.

00:21:31.560 And I looked at him.

00:21:32.500 And I said.

00:21:32.940 Well. 0.98

00:21:33.500 You're not fucking crushing beers on the metro bud. 0.97

00:21:39.760 He's just looking at me. 0.98

00:21:41.020 I'm like.

00:21:41.800 I told you.

00:21:42.700 You're not allowed to have beers on here.

00:21:44.360 So don't.

00:21:44.780 Don't think about having your beers on this metro.

00:21:47.120 Okay.

00:21:49.820 Seriously. 0.99

00:21:50.460 You're so horrible to my child. 0.92

00:21:54.500 Legitimately.

00:21:54.900 I cannot wait until he is big enough.

00:21:57.620 Oh.

00:21:57.880 It was great.

00:21:58.400 The whole ride.

00:21:59.660 Right.

00:21:59.900 The whole ride.

00:22:00.700 I was just like.

00:22:01.500 And then.

00:22:01.960 And then.

00:22:02.620 Hey. 1.00

00:22:03.840 I'm paying that kid to fucking kick your ass. 1.00

00:22:06.920 Well. 1.00

00:22:07.240 When.

00:22:09.440 Probably.

00:22:10.060 He'll.

00:22:10.380 He'll eventually do it himself.

00:22:11.560 I'm sure.

00:22:12.600 But.

00:22:13.400 Like.

00:22:13.780 When we finally got to our stop as well.

00:22:16.200 It was like.

00:22:16.580 We got up.

00:22:17.140 I was like.

00:22:17.440 Okay.

00:22:17.860 Now you can start crushing your beers.

00:22:23.180 Hmm.

00:22:24.120 Oh.

00:22:24.520 It's.

00:22:25.140 It's fun to mess with him.

00:22:26.260 It's.

00:22:26.520 It's great times.

00:22:27.900 I can't help it.

00:22:29.180 He is adorable.

00:22:30.680 There was a lot.

00:22:31.380 And.

00:22:31.740 You know what.

00:22:32.220 He's a good.

00:22:34.700 Sport too.

00:22:35.560 Because there was that picture where.

00:22:37.120 Like.

00:22:37.320 I took of him laying with the fireball.

00:22:39.580 Bottles.

00:22:41.620 But that.

00:22:44.620 I didn't see that picture.

00:22:47.980 I did send you that one.

00:22:49.200 Didn't I?

00:22:50.560 I don't think so.

00:22:51.600 Oh yeah.

00:22:52.060 Well.

00:22:52.380 There.

00:22:52.680 There was like.

00:22:53.340 Some empty fireball bottles.

00:22:54.760 Just like.

00:22:55.220 Laying on the ground.

00:22:56.020 I was like.

00:22:56.280 Get over here and lay down.

00:22:57.840 I was like.

00:22:58.280 Let me take a picture.

00:23:01.440 Oh.

00:23:01.880 It's good times.

00:23:03.520 Honestly.

00:23:04.660 I hope everybody. 0.99

00:23:05.720 Fucking. 0.99

00:23:06.780 I mean. 0.99

00:23:07.340 I don't hope.

00:23:07.840 Oh yeah.

00:23:08.160 Actually.

00:23:09.080 Connor has his own wrestling singlet. 1.00

00:23:14.680 He's going to kick your ass. 1.00

00:23:15.400 Yeah. 1.00

00:23:15.480 No.

00:23:15.600 When he came here.

00:23:16.620 He had this like.

00:23:17.260 Little wrestling singlet.

00:23:18.420 That he sometimes still.

00:23:20.240 Yeah.

00:23:20.540 Well.

00:23:20.720 Maybe.

00:23:21.060 But he sometimes wears it.

00:23:22.340 Under his clothes.

00:23:26.560 I'm sorry.

00:23:27.160 Why do we wear a singlet?

00:23:27.840 I have laughed so hard.

00:23:28.880 So many times.

00:23:29.900 Where he's like.

00:23:30.380 Taking a shirt off.

00:23:32.020 And I see.

00:23:32.440 Why is he wearing a singlet? 1.00

00:23:33.540 Got his fucking. 1.00

00:23:34.740 Wrestling thing on. 1.00

00:23:36.480 Why?

00:23:36.840 I don't know.

00:23:38.880 He loves it though.

00:23:39.660 What?

00:23:41.280 Oh.

00:23:41.680 What's his little.

00:23:42.600 I don't know.

00:23:43.580 He's wearing his little wrestling.

00:23:45.520 I really don't know.

00:23:47.120 I don't know.

00:23:48.240 It's like a superhero cape.

00:23:48.920 I bet.

00:23:53.300 Well.

00:23:54.000 Well.

00:23:54.400 No.

00:23:55.020 Maybe.

00:23:55.560 I guess.

00:23:56.080 But it's like.

00:23:56.800 It's just funny.

00:23:57.580 Because like.

00:23:58.060 I'm always.

00:23:59.780 Telling him like. 0.99

00:24:00.640 Let's fucking do a match. 0.99

00:24:01.700 But he'll never do a match. 1.00

00:24:02.700 But he's got a fucking wrestling singlet. 1.00

00:24:04.620 That he still wears. 1.00

00:24:06.840 I think that's fucking adorable. 0.99

00:24:09.040 It's like. 0.99

00:24:09.420 He's.

00:24:09.760 He's ready to go at any time.

00:24:11.300 He's got it underneath him.

00:24:12.540 He's.

00:24:13.460 No.

00:24:13.940 I'm telling you. 1.00

00:24:14.600 He's going to fucking kick your ass. 1.00

00:24:15.860 One of these days. 1.00

00:24:17.100 You're going to be mean to him. 1.00

00:24:17.980 And he's just going to fucking. 1.00

00:24:18.980 Tear his fucking clothes off. 1.00

00:24:20.340 Like fucking Superman. 1.00

00:24:21.360 And he's going to be like. 1.00

00:24:23.500 I'm going to fuck you up. 1.00

00:24:25.500 And he's just going to kick your ass. 1.00

00:24:26.760 Oh. 1.00

00:24:27.040 Guaranteed.

00:24:27.720 Yeah.

00:24:28.180 No.

00:24:28.880 He's going to like.

00:24:29.420 No.

00:24:29.560 I'm sure of it.

00:24:30.060 Like.

00:24:30.480 Raid it. 1.00

00:24:31.020 And pull your ass in. 1.00

00:24:32.080 And then just be like. 1.00

00:24:33.860 It's going to be great.

00:24:34.880 I.

00:24:35.020 I don't doubt it.

00:24:38.500 And I.

00:24:39.000 Like.

00:24:39.280 I legit.

00:24:40.200 Don't doubt that.

00:24:42.380 I mean.

00:24:42.800 I'm.

00:24:43.100 Like.

00:24:43.360 We watched Short Circuit today.

00:24:44.900 And all I keep telling him.

00:24:45.940 Is that I'm going to disassemble him.

00:24:47.360 And that his mother was a snowblower.

00:24:54.860 You know.

00:24:55.700 I've seen this book.

00:24:57.960 And.

00:24:58.640 I haven't actually read the entire.

00:25:01.060 It's fun though.

00:25:01.880 Right.

00:25:02.120 Some of it called.

00:25:02.880 How to traumatize your children.

00:25:04.140 And I feel like you should have your own series.

00:25:07.280 Called.

00:25:07.620 How to traumatize your children.

00:25:10.500 You could make.

00:25:11.700 Like. 0.98

00:25:12.380 A killing.

00:25:13.460 On YouTube.

00:25:14.260 Having like.

00:25:15.060 You know.

00:25:15.460 This is how to traumatize your children.

00:25:17.560 Like.

00:25:17.880 Every day.

00:25:18.500 Just upload. 1.00

00:25:19.260 Like a fucking three minute video. 0.99

00:25:20.960 Of whatever you did that day. 1.00

00:25:22.720 Because you're traumatizing that poor child.

00:25:29.020 Yeah.

00:25:29.540 Right.

00:25:29.720 He's going to lose it like.

00:25:31.740 I'm sure it would sell.

00:25:32.540 Exactly.

00:25:33.260 See.

00:25:33.680 Koala Bomber's got it.

00:25:34.880 It's so.

00:25:35.240 I'm just preparing him.

00:25:36.680 Right.

00:25:36.880 He's prepared. 1.00

00:25:37.520 Fuck you summer. 1.00

00:25:38.660 That's all. 1.00

00:25:50.200 Good talk.

00:25:50.960 I just.

00:25:51.700 I got a man.

00:25:52.540 Right.

00:25:52.860 Like.

00:25:53.200 I always. 1.00

00:25:53.760 Fuck with my kid. 1.00

00:25:54.580 It was great. 1.00

00:25:55.480 There was the one time.

00:25:57.380 I had him convinced.

00:25:58.120 They were going to take his arm.

00:25:59.400 At the emergency room.

00:26:01.160 Hmm.

00:26:04.180 That was.

00:26:06.580 Although.

00:26:09.060 In my defense.

00:26:10.040 On that one.

00:26:10.960 Okay.

00:26:12.560 I.

00:26:13.080 I didn't know.

00:26:13.980 That x-rays.

00:26:14.680 Have kind of changed.

00:26:15.640 Since I've had one.

00:26:18.080 So like.

00:26:19.500 The way this one.

00:26:20.540 Got all set up.

00:26:21.560 Like he had fallen.

00:26:22.840 And.

00:26:23.500 I mean.

00:26:23.600 We didn't think it was broken.

00:26:25.040 But.

00:26:25.480 It was hockey season.

00:26:26.700 So we just wanted to go.

00:26:27.600 And make sure. 0.99

00:26:28.220 Before he fucking. 0.99

00:26:29.140 Went and played. 0.99

00:26:31.560 Games or something.

00:26:32.420 Right.

00:26:33.740 And so the whole time.

00:26:34.900 I'm like. 1.00

00:26:35.260 Fuck it. 1.00

00:26:35.600 And they're going to take your arm. 1.00

00:26:37.580 They're totally going to take your arm. 0.98

00:26:39.440 Right.

00:26:39.840 Like that's just.

00:26:40.560 That's just the way this thing works.

00:26:42.680 And the whole time.

00:26:43.600 He's not believing me.

00:26:44.340 Not believing me.

00:26:44.980 Not believing me.

00:26:45.620 And it just worked out.

00:26:46.660 That.

00:26:47.300 Somehow.

00:26:47.800 Some way.

00:26:48.480 I had a buddy.

00:26:49.360 That was.

00:26:49.920 Had also been triaged.

00:26:51.180 So we're in like the.

00:26:52.700 The original room.

00:26:53.980 Where you're waiting for the doctor.

00:26:55.240 And it's just like.

00:26:56.080 Everybody's got their curtain around them.

00:26:58.460 Well my buddy.

00:26:59.460 Hears my voice.

00:27:00.460 And he hears me.

00:27:01.580 Trying to.

00:27:02.600 Convince my kid. 0.88

00:27:03.700 That they're going to take his arm.

00:27:05.900 And at one point.

00:27:07.180 I'm like.

00:27:08.020 No brother.

00:27:08.760 It happened.

00:27:09.620 It happened to a buddy of mine.

00:27:10.900 At school.

00:27:11.380 And without missing a beat.

00:27:14.140 I hear my buddy go.

00:27:15.220 John.

00:27:16.680 Don't tell him about lefty.

00:27:21.740 So immediately.

00:27:22.900 I'm like.

00:27:23.600 Oh.

00:27:23.800 I'm telling him about lefty.

00:27:26.660 Go into this made up story.

00:27:28.520 About lefty.

00:27:29.800 Okay.

00:27:30.680 Okay.

00:27:31.420 So.

00:27:32.320 Get that all done.

00:27:33.760 Right.

00:27:34.540 We go up into the room now.

00:27:36.660 Where he's about to get his x-ray.

00:27:40.220 Now.

00:27:40.840 This.

00:27:41.260 This.

00:27:41.380 Is the part.

00:27:42.520 That I didn't know.

00:27:43.880 Was going to happen.

00:27:45.700 And this is where I felt.

00:27:47.540 Really bad.

00:27:49.260 So.

00:27:50.200 They sit him in a chair.

00:27:51.960 And he puts his arm.

00:27:53.120 On this table.

00:27:56.280 And when they turn.

00:27:57.380 The machine on.

00:27:59.580 There's this red laser light.

00:28:01.480 Goes across his arm.

00:28:05.220 The class.

00:28:10.080 Did he think.

00:28:10.980 He was getting his arm.

00:28:11.980 He was getting his arm cut off.

00:28:12.620 You're so mean. 0.78

00:28:13.720 His face.

00:28:15.180 It was like.

00:28:16.760 Suddenly.

00:28:17.920 In that moment.

00:28:19.560 He helped everything. 0.99

00:28:20.340 I just fucking told him. 0.98

00:28:21.580 She saw the look in his face. 1.00

00:28:22.980 And then explained.

00:28:24.420 We're just taking a picture. 0.99

00:28:25.660 You're so horrible. 1.00

00:28:26.660 You're so horrible. 1.00

00:28:28.600 You're horrible. 1.00

00:28:33.460 Oh. 1.00

00:28:34.500 It was wild. 1.00

00:28:35.240 You're horrible. 1.00

00:28:36.940 You're horrible. 1.00

00:28:38.040 Yeah. 1.00

00:28:38.240 Well.

00:28:38.400 Okay.

00:28:38.800 I.

00:28:38.940 In my defense.

00:28:40.820 I did not know. 0.99

00:28:41.480 They were going to put fucking laser line across his arm. 0.99

00:28:43.580 Okay. 0.99

00:28:44.360 I didn't know that was going to happen.

00:28:45.540 That didn't happen when I got x-rays.

00:28:52.420 See.

00:28:52.900 I'm telling you.

00:28:53.600 I was like.

00:28:53.920 I was like the first time.

00:28:55.160 I like really felt bad for it.

00:28:57.620 You should write a book.

00:28:58.660 How to traumatize your children.

00:29:00.280 Oh yeah.

00:29:00.660 Oh well.

00:29:06.220 It just prepares them for the real world.

00:29:08.280 Right.

00:29:09.460 You should do the.

00:29:10.140 You should do a YouTube channel.

00:29:11.460 Just.

00:29:12.060 I feel like that's the way to go.

00:29:13.140 People don't like to read books anymore.

00:29:13.920 Just make them stronger. 0.62

00:29:14.880 Crazy. 0.73

00:29:15.460 That's the only. 0.88

00:29:17.640 Every time I go to a yard sale.

00:29:19.020 Every time I go to.

00:29:20.580 An antique store.

00:29:21.780 They invented better stuff.

00:29:23.140 Like vintage stuff.

00:29:24.340 No.

00:29:24.560 Seriously.

00:29:25.300 Books.

00:29:26.160 Nobody reads books anymore.

00:29:29.020 Why don't people read books?

00:29:31.560 Hmm.

00:29:31.900 Do people not realize.

00:29:33.320 I'm like.

00:29:33.840 Here's a question.

00:29:34.860 Because they invented better stuff.

00:29:36.160 Does anybody.

00:29:38.000 Does people.

00:29:39.380 Okay.

00:29:39.820 Hey guys.

00:29:40.700 Do you guys know.

00:29:41.600 That when things are on the internet.

00:29:43.460 People can change them.

00:29:44.660 And people can put whatever they want in the internet.

00:29:46.740 They can also do that to books too.

00:29:50.060 But.

00:29:50.720 If you get like original prints of things.

00:29:53.160 Nope.

00:29:54.480 No.

00:29:55.340 So.

00:29:55.800 Let's just be clear.

00:29:56.920 That just because you see something on the internet.

00:29:58.960 Or read about it on the internet.

00:30:00.340 It doesn't make it the truth.

00:30:01.900 It doesn't make it real.

00:30:03.760 That's your PSA for today.

00:30:05.520 Because.

00:30:06.220 Guys.

00:30:06.540 Books.

00:30:07.400 Like.

00:30:08.260 Legitimately.

00:30:09.200 There are so many people.

00:30:10.660 Who don't know how to use words.

00:30:12.780 Right.

00:30:12.980 Because I feel like they missed out on the book section of life.

00:30:17.980 Well.

00:30:18.240 Honestly.

00:30:19.060 There are.

00:30:19.720 I just.

00:30:21.020 Read an article today.

00:30:23.000 That.

00:30:23.760 In.

00:30:24.200 Since.

00:30:25.120 Between 2003.

00:30:26.400 In 2005.

00:30:28.640 I can't remember.

00:30:29.720 I think it was like 70 nouns.

00:30:32.580 Excuse me.

00:30:33.360 That have dropped to like.

00:30:35.080 Two percent of like.

00:30:36.840 Usage.

00:30:37.560 And that means like people aren't using them anymore.

00:30:40.020 At all.

00:30:41.960 And that was like a whole section in 1984.

00:30:45.000 If anybody remembers that.

00:30:47.980 Like the whole news speak thing.

00:30:49.680 Where they tell you.

00:30:50.960 How to talk.

00:30:52.800 Like they tell you the words that are like.

00:30:54.680 Acceptable by the.

00:30:56.240 What was it?

00:30:56.800 The federation or whatever.

00:30:57.840 Guys.

00:31:01.400 What's happening? 1.00

00:31:02.820 Why are people so stupid? 1.00

00:31:05.380 That they can't read a book? 1.00

00:31:09.300 That just made me sad.

00:31:10.720 That I saw so many books in like.

00:31:12.880 Antique stores.

00:31:13.800 And like.

00:31:14.120 I sent you a link.

00:31:15.680 On.

00:31:16.140 On Telegram.

00:31:17.700 Okay.

00:31:18.000 Pass these stuff.

00:31:21.060 What am I supposed to do with the link?

00:31:22.860 Am I opening it?

00:31:26.060 Is that why you're sending me this?

00:31:27.840 Yeah.

00:31:29.640 Apply it.

00:31:30.480 Okay.

00:31:30.720 And it'll.

00:31:31.460 It'll.

00:31:31.740 It'll.

00:31:32.100 It'll answer your question.

00:31:33.860 Fully.

00:31:34.080 Oh God.

00:31:35.460 Okay. 1.00

00:31:36.700 Is it going to tell me that people are stupid? 1.00

00:31:39.260 Right. 1.00

00:31:39.660 I already know that.

00:31:40.580 It's going to answer your question.

00:31:42.000 Okay.

00:31:42.360 Fine.

00:31:42.740 I'm opening it.

00:31:43.240 It's just going to answer your question.

00:31:44.740 Okay.

00:31:45.160 Am I.

00:31:45.700 Am I opening it?

00:31:47.000 Am I opening a play thing?

00:31:47.940 I want an answer.

00:31:49.240 Hang on.

00:31:50.280 Hang on.

00:31:51.760 Yeah.

00:31:52.400 Bring it.

00:31:52.880 Share the screen.

00:31:53.700 Let's go.

00:31:54.300 Okay.

00:31:55.180 Oh.

00:31:55.560 What's happening?

00:31:56.900 My laptop's. 0.99

00:31:57.840 Pile of shit and won't do it. 1.00

00:31:59.140 So. 1.00

00:31:59.720 We'll get you to do it.

00:32:00.640 But this.

00:32:01.040 This fully answers your question.

00:32:02.640 On why nobody reads.

00:32:04.420 Wait.

00:32:04.780 Just a second.

00:32:07.440 And.

00:32:07.880 We're going.

00:32:09.900 Yeah.

00:32:11.140 Why did I move?

00:32:12.140 I think I'm probably going to lose the mask soon, but.

00:32:15.020 Share screen.

00:32:17.900 I don't know.

00:32:18.720 I don't want to do this one.

00:32:20.500 I didn't move.

00:32:21.920 I don't want to share the audio.

00:32:25.600 And.

00:32:26.300 Are we sharing?

00:32:27.340 Yeah.

00:32:28.240 All right.

00:32:28.920 A kiss for every wound and terror that I gave myself.

00:32:33.700 There we go.

00:32:34.220 This will answer.

00:32:35.840 Specifically that question.

00:32:37.160 I don't think they're so smart.

00:32:39.420 I'm sick of people who read.

00:32:44.520 They think they're better than everybody.

00:32:46.600 All right.

00:32:46.920 Whatever you're reading is on TV somewhere.

00:32:48.960 All right.

00:32:49.300 I saw it.

00:32:50.700 Like you ever go to a movie?

00:32:51.960 You like the movie?

00:32:52.960 Because it's a movie.

00:32:55.100 Somebody's always got to ruin it.

00:32:56.360 Oh.

00:32:56.460 The book is so much better than the movie.

00:32:58.320 Oh. 0.99

00:32:58.620 Shut up. 1.00

00:32:59.200 Nerd. 1.00

00:32:59.700 All right. 0.89

00:33:00.060 It's not better.

00:33:01.080 It's never better.

00:33:01.900 There's a reason why they invented movies. 1.00

00:33:03.860 Because books fucking suck. 1.00

00:33:05.260 All right. 1.00

00:33:05.520 It's not 1852.

00:33:08.400 I'm not in school.

00:33:09.220 I don't have to read anymore.

00:33:10.700 I've done it in two hours.

00:33:11.920 And it's over.

00:33:12.540 It's better now.

00:33:14.060 But there's so much more to the story in the book.

00:33:16.120 Well, I trust Tom Hanks to tell me all I need to know.

00:33:18.580 All right.

00:33:18.920 It's better.

00:33:22.900 I read one book.

00:33:24.840 There was a movie.

00:33:25.440 Because I had to for school.

00:33:26.640 I read Jaws.

00:33:30.200 My English teacher's like, you're going to love it.

00:33:31.980 The book's so much better than the movie.

00:33:33.580 I'm like, yeah. 0.55

00:33:34.080 Because the movie really sucked, huh?

00:33:36.000 Had a 25-foot mechanical shark.

00:33:38.440 Explosions.

00:33:38.880 But look.

00:33:39.300 The book has pages.

00:33:40.840 Oh, way better.

00:33:41.700 Yeah.

00:33:42.060 Oh, I'm lost in a world of make-believe, Mr. Taylor.

00:33:44.720 And now I'm gay.

00:33:46.060 All right.

00:33:46.440 I hope you're happy.

00:33:51.820 People read.

00:33:52.740 They watch the news all day.

00:33:54.200 It's on all day now.

00:33:56.320 You know?

00:33:56.660 I just, I always thought by the time I got to 30, I'd start watching the news.

00:34:01.800 Maybe 40.

00:34:03.080 I don't know.

00:34:04.620 I don't care.

00:34:05.880 You know? 0.99

00:34:06.440 I wish I could come up here and tell jokes about the president, but I don't know shit. 0.98

00:34:12.740 People go through me all the time. 0.97

00:34:14.260 Did you see the debate today?

00:34:15.400 Did you see what happened?

00:34:16.920 No.

00:34:19.140 How could you miss that?

00:34:20.360 Oh, I guess I got more channels than you do.

00:34:22.220 I wasn't on Nickelodeon.

00:34:27.320 I'm just saying, I'm watching Spongebob.

00:34:30.580 All right?

00:34:32.260 Because there's always something to be worried about on the news.

00:34:35.500 There's always some food scare.

00:34:37.740 There's always some food I can't eat because of whatever you saw on CNN.

00:34:40.860 And my friends always call me about it.

00:34:43.700 Oh, dude, don't eat red Starburst. 1.00

00:34:48.740 Some guy at the factory is putting his dick in them or something. 0.99

00:34:51.060 Yeah, you don't want to do that. 1.00

00:34:55.220 Just the red ones?

00:34:56.300 That's weird.

00:34:57.800 Why do you pick out the red?

00:34:59.540 And how'd they find them?

00:35:00.900 Really?

00:35:01.460 I mean, did they line them all up?

00:35:03.080 We're looking for a red tip.

00:35:04.260 Yeah, let me have a red tip.

00:35:10.860 I never know this stuff.

00:35:12.840 To this day, I don't know what mad cow even means.

00:35:16.920 All I knew was steak was cheap for a while.

00:35:19.260 I was like, oh, yeah, go.

00:35:22.340 If you eat that steak, you might go crazy.

00:35:24.380 I'm already going crazy from living on ramen noodles.

00:35:26.540 So you know what?

00:35:27.080 I'm going to roll the dice. 0.86

00:35:29.820 There's only so many days in a row you can have curly poop before you snap.

00:35:32.980 I mean, really.

00:35:35.440 It's too much noodles.

00:35:37.100 Have you ever done that?

00:35:39.160 Anybody's ever gone to college, whatever, and you live on ramen noodles?

00:35:42.600 Yeah.

00:35:43.080 There's a point.

00:35:47.200 There's a point where you just snap.

00:35:49.460 I was at the grocery store.

00:35:50.680 I snapped.

00:35:51.620 I'm like, I'm shopping for ramen noodles because the aisle is always like 1,200 yards long.

00:35:57.300 I'm looking for it.

00:35:58.260 And I'm like, why do they bother to name the flavors?

00:36:02.100 Why? 1.00

00:36:02.520 There's no shrimp in there, motherfucker. 1.00

00:36:04.120 There's no chicken or beef. 1.00

00:36:07.160 It's all salt.

00:36:08.040 It's just different colors of salt. 0.99

00:36:09.840 And I fucking love them. 0.99

00:36:11.500 All right? 0.98

00:36:11.780 I don't know why.

00:36:17.940 I never know the food scare, though.

00:36:20.160 I never know that stuff.

00:36:21.420 Like, remember last year, there was a spinach recall.

00:36:25.300 A friend of mine called me, frantic.

00:36:27.160 Yeah, don't eat any spinach. 0.99

00:36:29.800 Yeah, not a fucking problem. 0.99

00:36:31.280 All right? 0.99

00:36:31.780 I'm not eating spinach.

00:36:34.120 Nobody eats spinach on purpose.

00:36:36.220 Why are you calling me?

00:36:38.240 Oh, lucky I heard from you.

00:36:39.760 I was about to down a can and go fight Bluto.

00:36:42.200 All right?

00:36:42.580 Nobody's eating spinach.

00:36:43.600 What am I, Popeye?

00:36:45.620 There's a recall on Doritos.

00:36:47.360 Call me.

00:36:47.860 All right?

00:36:48.160 Because I got a problem.

00:36:50.040 Waste my time with spinach talk.

00:36:54.480 Everybody I know is like that now, especially in L.A.

00:36:57.360 Everybody's so healthy.

00:36:59.520 Everybody's on a health kick.

00:37:01.120 And that's fine.

00:37:01.880 I don't care anymore.

00:37:04.820 You know, I mean, if you...

00:37:08.440 Goink.

00:37:10.340 All right.

00:37:12.080 We're done with that guy.

00:37:14.180 He's funny, but he's not that funny.

00:37:16.740 Yeah.

00:37:18.760 But yeah, I get it.

00:37:20.440 People want to have, like...

00:37:21.440 No, the book one was the main point.

00:37:25.740 Yeah, no, and I totally...

00:37:27.440 I get it. 0.99

00:37:28.360 Like, people want to watch a fucking movie because it's easier than reading the book. 0.99

00:37:33.160 But again, it's like, I feel like things are lost a lot of the time. 0.99

00:37:37.460 And I don't know.

00:37:38.960 If you can't read, that's just kind of weird.

00:37:43.660 Like, I don't know.

00:37:45.160 If you don't know how to use words properly, I feel like maybe you should read more.

00:37:49.760 Yeah, if you can't read, that's bad.

00:37:53.180 Yeah, totally.

00:37:54.900 Well, it's okay, because AI will do it for you now.

00:37:57.580 A hundred percent.

00:37:59.000 You don't even have to...

00:38:00.760 Well, actually, I think that that's kind of the point, though, is that it's...

00:38:06.620 Nobody wants to actually...

00:38:08.460 I have to return this phone call.

00:38:09.700 You just want the easiest.

00:38:10.700 I don't want to hear that.

00:38:11.900 But I have to take...

00:38:12.660 I have to return this phone call.

00:38:14.780 Whatever.

00:38:15.360 Today.

00:38:16.080 I know.

00:38:16.600 I know that.

00:38:18.000 I know.

00:38:18.620 It's annoying.

00:38:19.620 I'm annoying.

00:38:21.400 I know I'm annoying.

00:38:22.420 I'm just telling you.

00:38:23.360 Well, I mean, yes, you're annoying.

00:38:27.260 Anyway.

00:38:28.120 I am annoying.

00:38:30.380 That I know.

00:38:32.380 Here I am, though, being annoying.

00:38:34.160 All that.

00:38:36.900 As it goes.

00:38:38.680 All right. 1.00

00:38:39.040 Well, do your goddamn phone call, then. 1.00

00:38:40.700 Just make it quick. 1.00

00:38:41.940 Jesus Christ.

00:38:43.440 All right.

00:38:43.740 Perfect.

00:38:44.020 I feel like you can hold it down, though. 1.00

00:38:45.940 Holy fuck. 1.00

00:38:46.700 I feel like you can hold it down. 1.00

00:38:49.400 Why don't you start talking about the thing in the sky with the staff?

00:38:54.240 And the places with the smoke and the fires?

00:38:57.280 And then I'll be right back.

00:39:00.320 Sure.

00:39:00.720 Sure.

00:39:00.840 Sure.

00:39:04.280 All right.

00:39:06.060 Go away.

00:39:11.640 Oh.

00:39:13.160 Anyway. 0.99

00:39:25.080 What the fuck was that about? 0.99

00:39:26.220 Okay. 0.99

00:39:29.480 What's the duty thing anymore?

00:39:30.800 They all want the easy right now.

00:39:32.840 How many kids are actually doing their homework? 0.99

00:39:36.240 Not just getting AI to do it and then throwing it through fucking Grammarly and fucking whatever 1.00

00:39:40.380 other bullshit that they do. 0.99

00:39:41.880 I was actually telling her earlier when I was back, when I was working in radio, this is 0.99

00:39:47.320 when I learned how lazy people truly were.

00:39:51.480 Well, I would dig through the internet looking for stories to be able to make jokes out of

00:39:57.840 or use for, as I would call, show prep.

00:40:01.380 I thought everybody in the radio industry did that.

00:40:05.940 Turns out I was wrong.

00:40:08.180 The guy before me one day forgot to sign out of his show prep service. 0.99

00:40:13.060 Turns out a lot of them just pay a service that emails them a bunch of pages of shit. 0.98

00:40:20.020 And it's got options for jokes, fucking late night clips and everything like that. 0.99

00:40:26.460 And that's when I realized nobody wants to do any work. 1.00

00:40:29.660 They're just fucking lazy. 0.99

00:40:31.380 And they'll just, if there's an easy route, they'll go that way. 1.00

00:40:36.440 That's why.

00:40:37.360 That's why nobody wants to read.

00:40:41.060 They invented better stuff, as he says.

00:40:45.560 Anyway.

00:40:46.080 I love this, though, right?

00:40:48.000 She bugs me.

00:40:48.660 She's like, we should go live.

00:40:50.720 We should do it live.

00:40:51.760 We should do it live.

00:40:53.580 And here she is taking phone calls.

00:40:58.120 Unbelievable.

00:41:04.000 Anyway, though. 0.99

00:41:05.520 The fuck else is going on? 0.97

00:41:06.740 Is everybody happy? 1.00

00:41:07.740 Fuck a pee-pee one. 1.00

00:41:09.440 I see the conservatives being super happy about that. 1.00

00:41:13.120 And I haven't figured out why yet.

00:41:16.080 Like, what is he going to do?

00:41:20.440 Is he going to do anything?

00:41:22.360 He can't do anything.

00:41:23.820 I don't know what he's supposed to do. 1.00

00:41:25.320 But these people are retarded. 1.00

00:41:27.040 That's for sure. 1.00

00:41:30.660 What is this?

00:41:34.720 Outlawing watering your vegetables.

00:41:38.460 Oh, yeah.

00:41:42.280 They like to outlaw anything they want. 1.00

00:41:44.680 They're assholes. 1.00

00:41:46.080 Yeah, exactly. 1.00

00:41:47.360 Who cares?

00:41:48.460 I think it was, what was it? 0.99

00:41:50.020 Fucking Mario's Leia there. 0.98

00:41:54.360 Had this tweet. 1.00

00:41:55.500 It was so fucking stupid. 1.00

00:41:56.660 It was Iron Man with, like, the fucking Infinity Stones or some stupid bullshit. 1.00

00:42:02.260 And he's like, Pee-Pee's going to fucking, I don't know, something about show the reality stone to Carney or something. 1.00

00:42:09.320 And I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about? 0.99

00:42:11.260 Like, like he did with Trudeau when he was opposition to Trudeau? 0.99

00:42:14.600 Like, ooh, he's going to say things in the house.

00:42:17.900 Nothing's, that doesn't mean anything.

00:42:21.220 Right?

00:42:21.780 That means about as much as when I watched Monday Night Raw last night and saw guys cutting promos on each other.

00:42:29.300 That's how much that means.

00:42:31.120 Right? 0.99

00:42:31.640 It's the same fucking thing. 0.99

00:42:33.300 He won the, the, the by-election. 1.00

00:42:37.040 And that, uh, that by-election in fucking Alberta. 0.99

00:42:40.500 And apparently there was like a thousand people that voted for that fucking Critchley thing. 1.00

00:42:46.120 Or whatever the fuck her name was. 1.00

00:42:47.920 Or was that her? 1.00

00:42:49.020 That pat-looking fucking? 1.00

00:42:50.980 I don't know. 1.00

00:42:52.760 I don't know. 1.00

00:42:53.380 It's, it, it, it's, it's dumb. 0.98

00:42:57.960 But, it was like, I, I don't know what anybody expects him to do. 0.97

00:43:01.800 Like, he's not going to save anybody. 0.98

00:43:04.840 Maybe he'll get those direct flights to fucking India. 0.99

00:43:08.160 Maybe that's what he'll get. 1.00

00:43:10.300 Fucking brutal. 1.00

00:43:12.100 Anyway. 0.99

00:43:15.760 Oh yeah, okay, I see. 1.00

00:43:18.280 Fuck is she talking to? 1.00

00:43:19.840 Probably her handlers. 1.00

00:43:21.580 That's what's going on there. 1.00

00:43:23.920 Fucking PsyOps era. 1.00

00:43:26.620 Out here fucking being fake like the birds. 1.00

00:43:30.460 Let me tell you. 1.00

00:43:33.840 Oh yeah, actually.

00:43:35.220 That's, that was what I forgot to do.

00:43:37.400 I gotta load some stuff up here.

00:43:39.020 So bear with me a second.

00:43:40.840 Big news in the NFL, apparently.

00:43:46.300 No, that's not what I want to do.

00:43:48.140 That's where I want to do.

00:43:49.100 Do, do, do, do, do, do. 0.99

00:43:59.720 Where the fuck is it now? 0.99

00:44:02.980 This computer's gone way too goddamn slow. 0.99

00:44:05.140 There it is. 0.57

00:44:14.600 Why am I way down there? 0.99

00:44:15.980 What the fuck? 0.99

00:44:16.600 This is certainly gonna 1.00

00:44:25.460 up the viewership of the NFL. 0.97

00:44:29.320 I'm fucking positive of it. 0.98

00:44:33.200 I can't even say that with a straight face. 1.00

00:44:35.180 It's so fucking stupid. 1.00

00:44:37.480 Hurry up now. 1.00

00:44:38.380 What the fuck is she doing? 1.00

00:44:43.940 Come on. 0.99

00:44:47.800 See, she rushed me, so I didn't have this preloaded.

00:44:50.560 That's the problem.

00:44:51.300 But apparently, uh, some changes are gonna be seen with the NFL cheerleaders.

00:45:02.820 That's, I'm sure, is, it's really good.

00:45:05.300 Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.

00:45:35.300 Let's go, let's go. 0.99

00:46:06.200 Gotta read the super chat, so I'm taking this fucking stupid thing off. 0.97

00:46:09.440 All right, I'm looking at the super chat right now. 0.98

00:46:12.200 Excuse me.

00:46:13.100 Sorry.

00:46:13.760 My apologies.

00:46:15.180 Okay, it's about time you're back.

00:46:17.020 Listen, sometimes things seem to be like after. 0.99

00:46:19.600 Fucking relax. 0.99

00:46:21.680 My last shekel for you, Sarah. 1.00

00:46:24.080 Fuck you, Johnny. 1.00

00:46:26.400 Apologize. 1.00

00:46:28.160 Fuck you, Johnny. 1.00

00:46:29.400 That's from Tradwife. 1.00

00:46:31.140 See? 1.00

00:46:31.380 Fuck you, Johnny. 1.00

00:46:34.940 Everybody. 1.00

00:46:36.340 Everyone together now. 1.00

00:46:38.100 Fuck you, Johnny. 1.00

00:46:40.900 I feel like we should make a song. 1.00

00:46:42.920 Let's put a song into the thing that makes the music with the stuff.

00:46:46.720 Whatever.

00:46:46.960 You're excited about, right?

00:46:50.080 You're excited about dude cheerleaders is what's going on. 1.00

00:46:53.580 I saw that. 1.00

00:46:54.780 What the fuck? 1.00

00:46:57.680 That's a lot. 1.00

00:46:59.480 That's a, like, okay.

00:47:00.580 It's amazing, isn't it?

00:47:01.340 As somebody who really is not angry about the Dallas Cowboys cheerleader show and things

00:47:07.000 like that, love the DCC.

00:47:10.820 I just, for real, the guys in cheerleading, it's like, no, not like the, no.

00:47:19.420 They should be like the bases that are holding up the things and the stuff, but not like, whoa.

00:47:25.520 It's a lot.

00:47:29.540 It's a lot.

00:47:32.140 It's a lot.

00:47:33.120 But I feel like maybe we should get you a cheerleading outfit. 0.97

00:47:40.500 We should have you up for a cheerleading team. 1.00

00:47:42.940 Yeah.

00:47:43.200 You can wear your luchador mask.

00:47:48.920 Well, I mean, see, I would think that, okay.

00:47:55.160 Okay.

00:47:56.080 Okay.

00:47:56.580 Okay.

00:47:57.060 Maybe.

00:47:57.440 But, like, I would think that if you're a dude and in cheerleading, it's because you're 1.00

00:48:03.440 pervert, not because you're gay. 0.99

00:48:06.860 Right? 1.00

00:48:07.040 Tam's fucking, Tam's tossing elbows out. 1.00

00:48:14.380 She's up there skidooching all the rocks. 1.00

00:48:17.820 Sorry, Tam, that's my fault.

00:48:22.540 Yeah.

00:48:23.380 I mean, it's my fault.

00:48:25.080 Watch out. 0.99

00:48:25.780 I feel like, I feel like joining us, there's a lot of fuck yous right now. 0.99

00:48:29.120 I feel like, no. 0.99

00:48:40.780 That's possible.

00:48:42.400 Well, I feel like we might go toe-to-toe on that one.

00:48:45.820 But I'm a lover.

00:48:47.520 I just want to love everyone.

00:48:48.940 I don't want to fight anybody.

00:48:50.080 Although, I would fight a couple of Antifa people.

00:48:52.480 I'll teach her how to wield a chair. 1.00

00:48:56.760 It's going to be a chair match?

00:49:05.200 That's a runner.

00:49:09.700 You probably could outrun me.

00:49:11.660 Right?

00:49:12.300 I'm not very good at running.

00:49:14.380 I have endurance.

00:49:16.120 Like, I can, I'm not, I don't, I'm not a fast runner.

00:49:18.620 I can run for a long time.

00:49:20.980 But, yeah, see, that's what I'm saying, Tam.

00:49:23.760 I know what she's, I know what you're packing.

00:49:26.760 So, I feel like it's just, yeah.

00:49:31.520 Yeah.

00:49:31.860 So do I.

00:49:32.780 Yeah.

00:49:34.540 Yeah, I know what she's packing too.

00:49:40.620 I've unpacked them.

00:49:43.560 Can't do that, man.

00:49:47.760 God.

00:49:50.360 Can't think about people being naked. 0.86

00:49:53.140 It's just disgusting. 0.90

00:49:54.440 Oh, anyway.

00:49:55.120 It makes me think, like, literally every time I think about that, I think back to, like,

00:49:58.900 my first public speaking in, like, grade four or grade five, when they're like, if you're

00:50:04.080 nervous, just picture everyone in the audience naked.

00:50:08.680 And then you're like.

00:50:10.540 You know, I never understood that.

00:50:14.060 Because it's supposed to make you less nervous?

00:50:16.540 I'm like, how?

00:50:16.960 Like, what a, but, but, but that's what I mean.

00:50:22.740 Like, what a weird thing to say.

00:50:24.980 What do you, what do you mean picture everybody naked or in their, like, why is that supposed

00:50:30.460 to, you know?

00:50:31.620 It's like the break a leg.

00:50:34.300 Like, when you're going out on stage as, like, a dancer or whatever, and they're like, break

00:50:38.180 a leg.

00:50:38.460 And you're like, no, I'm going to think about breaking my leg the whole time.

00:50:42.580 Like, you know, when you're like a ballerina or whatever.

00:50:45.660 Break a leg.

00:50:46.340 No.

00:50:47.220 I don't want to.

00:50:48.760 I don't want to break a leg.

00:50:52.120 I break no bones.

00:50:52.800 So, now I want to know, did somebody have, like, a really good performance with a broken

00:50:58.820 leg?

00:50:59.260 Is that why they, why do they say that?

00:51:02.880 Let's find out.

00:51:15.120 Okay, well, I understand that. 1.00

00:51:16.620 Where did it come from, you fucking stupid bullshit? 1.00

00:51:20.280 Possible organs. 1.00

00:51:21.200 Some theories suggest the phrase originated in the world, breaking through the curtains,

00:51:28.740 aka the legs, to get on stage, or to the deep, or to the deep bow at the end of a performance.

00:51:38.000 That's not, well, whatever.

00:51:42.160 That's kind of, that's, that's very anti-genetic.

00:51:45.400 There's only anti-genetic.

00:51:47.220 There's only one of these left in here.

00:51:48.860 That's, so.

00:51:50.740 Yeah.

00:51:51.200 That's super anti-climatic.

00:51:52.660 I was like.

00:51:54.280 When you get to the bottom of the bag of your weed gummies.

00:51:57.720 What are you doing?

00:51:58.260 It was the worst.

00:51:59.240 Well, this is the worst day of the day, of the month.

00:52:01.820 When it's like, you're at the bottom of the bag.

00:52:04.160 Because the bag has the gummies with stuff in it.

00:52:07.320 Oh, man.

00:52:08.220 Yeah.

00:52:08.500 And now it's the last one, which means I have to go and buy more.

00:52:11.260 They have, okay.

00:52:16.280 Did you know, did you know that you can get, okay.

00:52:21.020 I don't know if you know this or not.

00:52:22.780 Did you know that you can get gummies that are 1,500, 1,500 milligrams in each one of these?

00:52:34.080 I mean, that sounds badass.

00:52:38.920 I was like.

00:52:41.960 I don't know.

00:52:43.960 I feel like I don't know what would happen.

00:52:47.560 I don't think I have ever consumed that much.

00:52:51.040 Like, I don't know.

00:52:51.960 I don't know.

00:52:52.860 But I feel like that's a lot.

00:52:54.180 Like, these are.

00:52:56.200 These are.

00:52:57.160 What was that saying?

00:52:58.960 These are 50 milligrams.

00:53:00.580 I don't know.

00:53:00.760 I've done 1,000.

00:53:02.480 I've done 1,000.

00:53:03.940 I've done it.

00:53:04.640 I think I've done it.

00:53:05.580 What are the.

00:53:06.300 Yeah.

00:53:07.140 I've done 1,000 in the chocolate.

00:53:08.980 No.

00:53:09.700 It was more than that in that chocolate.

00:53:11.080 Wasn't it 1,000?

00:53:11.840 Was it 1,500 in the Twix?

00:53:13.700 What was that Twix?

00:53:14.760 Or was it like.

00:53:15.420 I don't know.

00:53:15.900 Me and my buddy. 0.99

00:53:17.240 Me and my buddy Mark ate a fucking 1,000 milligram gummy each. 0.99

00:53:21.020 And I can say there was not a lot of conversation. 0.99

00:53:26.620 Yeah.

00:53:27.220 That's what I mean.

00:53:28.160 I feel like if I ate.

00:53:30.020 Right.

00:53:30.300 Like, there was zero conversation.

00:53:34.220 Would I eat everything?

00:53:36.000 No. 0.99

00:53:36.360 We ate those and we just sat and stared at his TV and just fucking brutal. 0.98

00:53:46.040 It was great, but we didn't do anything. 0.98

00:53:49.680 We just sat there.

00:53:51.760 Yeah.

00:53:52.160 I can't.

00:53:52.860 I can't.

00:53:53.780 I don't.

00:53:54.460 I don't think.

00:53:55.580 Yeah.

00:53:56.080 I don't.

00:53:57.640 I don't think I could do it.

00:53:59.640 I feel like.

00:54:00.580 Okay.

00:54:00.800 So here's the go.

00:54:01.620 I'm going to get.

00:54:03.040 Oh, it is wild.

00:54:04.460 I'm going to get a bag.

00:54:05.560 Got a good sleep.

00:54:06.800 I'm going to get a bag because the bag is 6,000 milligrams.

00:54:11.300 So there's four of them, right?

00:54:12.960 One, two, three, four, five, six.

00:54:14.740 That's four.

00:54:15.940 Right.

00:54:16.200 Right.

00:54:17.020 Did anybody else learn that one?

00:54:18.960 The Mac like that?

00:54:19.620 No, I'm just a weirdo.

00:54:24.560 Um, like the avocuses.

00:54:30.080 No. 1.00

00:54:30.600 What in the fuck is going on in this chat? 1.00

00:54:35.700 We're talking about boobs. 1.00

00:54:37.020 What the fuck? 1.00

00:54:38.280 There's boobies. 1.00

00:54:43.180 I know that my boobs float. 0.90

00:54:45.700 I know that because I go in the hot tub regularly and they float.

00:54:49.880 Okay.

00:54:50.820 I know I'm good.

00:54:51.400 All right.

00:54:51.700 I mean, just.

00:54:52.440 Boobies float.

00:54:53.400 Just.

00:54:54.000 I don't know.

00:54:54.680 Okay.

00:54:54.920 And I'm going to eat half of this right now.

00:54:58.360 I feel like half of them.

00:55:01.300 One whole one.

00:55:02.500 That's amazing.

00:55:04.260 Because.

00:55:05.240 I would absolutely try a 1,500 milligram to get me though.

00:55:08.700 I'd give her a go.

00:55:10.100 Okay.

00:55:10.560 I'm going to get one and then I'll send it to you.

00:55:13.120 And we'll do it on our next stream.

00:55:16.040 Yeah.

00:55:16.500 Mail doesn't.

00:55:17.260 Mail doesn't take that long to get to you.

00:55:18.300 I'll give her a go whenever.

00:55:19.980 It's worth a shot.

00:55:20.820 I'll buy the.

00:55:21.460 I'll buy the bag.

00:55:22.760 I'll send you half.

00:55:23.500 I don't know about doing a stream on it though.

00:55:28.640 Oh, yeah.

00:55:29.120 Totally.

00:55:30.100 I'm curious what that.

00:55:31.460 Because on the thousand.

00:55:32.520 I read.

00:55:32.880 There was zero conversation.

00:55:35.040 Oh, no.

00:55:35.960 I don't know.

00:55:36.920 We're going to do it.

00:55:38.240 We're going to do it.

00:55:39.360 I got all kinds of stuff here.

00:55:40.680 That's going to happen.

00:55:41.460 We got all kinds of stuff.

00:55:42.000 I got a whole collection of things.

00:55:43.900 Let's see how it affects in that scenario.

00:55:46.360 You're going to do it.

00:55:50.120 You're going to do it.

00:55:51.700 I feel like it'll be fun.

00:55:52.920 Yeah.

00:55:53.140 Whatever.

00:55:54.080 I mean, I'm not going to not do it.

00:55:55.760 Do you want me to send you a chocolate bar with mushrooms in it instead?

00:55:57.680 I'll do it.

00:55:58.900 Do you want to do mushrooms instead?

00:56:00.920 Fine.

00:56:01.260 I'll do it.

00:56:02.380 I'm sure.

00:56:03.340 Whatever.

00:56:07.700 I'm never.

00:56:08.500 I am not one to say no to the mushrooms.

00:56:11.760 I know.

00:56:12.260 Yeah.

00:56:12.480 Right there.

00:56:12.940 That's actually like one of my favorite lines. 1.00

00:56:16.160 Fucking bad country. 1.00

00:56:18.100 This is fucking bad country. 1.00

00:56:20.040 I have the book and the movie right here. 1.00

00:56:22.200 The other line that I really, really like.

00:56:30.660 Yeah.

00:56:31.040 The other one that I really, really like is that line where Johnny Depp's character is saying

00:56:35.360 how you can turn your back on a person, but you can never turn your back on a drug.

00:56:39.840 And it's very true.

00:56:44.260 Well, also, speaking of books and movies that are great.

00:56:51.720 Um, am I the only, only person, um, am I the only person who wants a landline?

00:57:02.680 I think I just sent this to Tam the other day.

00:57:05.200 I feel like the landline stuff is important.

00:57:08.720 Yeah.

00:57:08.960 No one has landlines anymore.

00:57:10.720 And there's like no pay phones. 0.50

00:57:12.800 And I, for one, I know I'm a fucking weirdo, but like, I have a little list of where I've 0.63

00:57:18.180 seen pay phones of like across different, um, because I worry about things like that. 0.94

00:57:29.360 Like if there's no landlines, how are we supposed to get out of it? 0.98

00:57:32.240 I mean, if shit went down, cell phones would be useless. 0.99

00:57:34.480 Yes. 1.00

00:57:35.280 Yeah.

00:57:35.520 But that was literally how, like, that was the one thing that like you have to landline

00:57:39.540 and get out of the matrix, just saying I had a landline forever.

00:57:44.720 And when I, when I moved, I didn't, I know.

00:57:47.900 And I'm like, I feel like I really want to get a landline again.

00:57:51.140 And I just feel like that's weird, but I don't think it's weird because I feel like I'm not

00:57:54.480 the only person who thinks that.

00:57:57.640 I don't understand how the internet's not considered a landline considering the cables 0.98

00:58:02.940 are just thrown on the fucking land floor. 0.96

00:58:06.820 But that's the other reason why I, I mean, it's true though, because if the internet 1.00

00:58:10.880 goes down, we're fucked. 0.99

00:58:12.320 But it's just funny that when you think about it, it's like, whatever, like, I feel like 0.99

00:58:24.700 it's like, there's cable land, like there's cable internet, right?

00:58:28.220 Like there's fiber optic internet, but then there's like, it's like, again, like a lot

00:58:32.080 of people are moving to Starlink to satellite and like, if there's wifi everywhere, like

00:58:38.260 they're talking about, like, you know, again, like in the LED lights and all that kind of

00:58:41.960 stuff.

00:58:42.180 Like if wifi is like a, just a universal thing very soon and it's just everywhere, you don't

00:58:46.740 have to have it.

00:58:47.620 Then if all of that is again, like if that's where all of the stuff comes from, then how

00:58:54.960 are we supposed to get out?

00:58:56.120 If we don't have landlines, again, it's just a matrix theory, but I'm just saying like

00:59:00.360 everybody that will, it's like along that line of that theory where it's like, those are

00:59:07.020 things, it's just like cash.

00:59:08.480 It's just like, why would you not have us like, uh, like, uh, some type of a communication

00:59:15.200 method other than a cell phone, other than, you know, because those would be the things

00:59:20.060 that go down first, right?

00:59:22.420 So anyway, that's because I dropped my resolution rate because my laptop sucks or I was told actually

00:59:31.460 to, it's also cause I'm using Chrome.

00:59:33.360 So I might have to, I'm using, I can't remember.

00:59:38.640 I don't think I'm using Chrome.

00:59:40.000 What does it say?

00:59:41.720 Chrome.

00:59:41.940 And we'll turn.

00:59:42.520 Yeah.

00:59:42.720 I am using Chrome. 0.98

00:59:44.620 Well, and that's, this laptop sucks too. 0.86

00:59:46.720 So that's, that's another reason. 0.98

00:59:50.060 Lots of reasons, lots of reasons. 0.98

00:59:53.980 Anyway, uh, what in the hell?

00:59:57.420 LED makes what?

00:59:59.640 LED makes the mind twitchy.

01:00:02.340 Yeah.

01:00:02.900 Like it's.

01:00:04.400 I did see something about that actually.

01:00:06.960 Yeah.

01:00:07.240 There's a ton of, there's a ton of articles and research out there about how there are,

01:00:11.740 um, there were like test areas in the United States where they put it all in the schools

01:00:16.760 and in the streetlights and in everything like that.

01:00:19.020 And to see what, you know, like what was happening, what it would do, like if it would

01:00:23.480 had to have any effects, it's just like when they put the 5G towers next to places like

01:00:27.420 that.

01:00:27.740 Right.

01:00:27.940 Like, I don't, I don't think I just bought a couple of LED lights because they were really

01:00:41.800 like, they were super cheap, but I was like, I want to see what these look like.

01:00:44.840 Cause I don't have any, I don't have any LED lights.

01:00:49.220 And Tom's right, it's the flicker rate.

01:00:53.100 Okay.

01:00:53.780 So.

01:00:54.280 That was something I saw.

01:00:55.580 It was something about the flicker rate and the way it reacts with our eyes and mind or

01:00:59.460 something.

01:01:00.380 I can't remember specifically anymore, but I did see that it, yeah.

01:01:06.400 Oh, what's that?

01:01:08.000 Emmit a frequency.

01:01:09.260 Our phones give off a bad light too.

01:01:11.240 Yeah.

01:01:11.660 Yeah.

01:01:11.880 Right.

01:01:14.360 Yes.

01:01:19.500 Well, and this is, I love how she goes from, I don't have my blue light glasses on, which

01:01:25.620 I do have to get because I've noticed that when I'm using my stuff without my blue light

01:01:30.400 glasses on, I do get a bit of a headache after again.

01:01:34.880 And I haven't had that for a while. 1.00

01:01:36.120 I love how she goes from this to fucking pink puppy beans, whatever the fuck that is. 1.00

01:01:45.040 Oh, pink puppy beans. 1.00

01:01:48.220 Yeah.

01:01:49.220 There's puppies and they have little toe beans.

01:01:52.540 Yeah.

01:01:53.180 Okay.

01:01:54.260 All right.

01:01:55.000 Oh, not those beans.

01:01:56.180 She's talking about the pink beans.

01:01:57.900 Okay.

01:01:58.340 There are pink beans too, but there were pink toe beans, but there are actually beans.

01:02:02.300 Oh my God. 0.99

01:02:02.840 I want to see the fucking soup with beans. 1.00

01:02:04.560 Okay. 0.99

01:02:05.000 Like there's pink trad wife has these beans that are like giant and they're pink and they 1.00

01:02:09.660 look delicious.

01:02:10.180 And I was like, that would look amazing in a bean salad because they're bright pink.

01:02:13.500 And she's like, Oh, I'm making a soup.

01:02:15.120 And I was like, Oh, amazing.

01:02:16.640 And they look like little toe beans, but they're giant.

01:02:20.900 All right.

01:02:24.060 Something like that.

01:02:25.440 I'm not much for soup, but it's okay.

01:02:28.260 I guess.

01:02:31.400 I'd rather just a big old, big old chunk of meat instead.

01:02:34.180 You know, you know, it's much better, big old chunk of meat.

01:02:41.840 That's really about, that's about it.

01:02:47.680 I like.

01:02:50.280 Yeah.

01:02:51.020 I get that too. 0.97

01:02:52.160 My eyes get a little fucky all day too. 0.99

01:02:59.200 It's brutal. 0.98

01:03:02.420 Anyway.

01:03:03.720 What else?

01:03:04.260 Did I load that other thing up?

01:03:06.020 Big toe beans.

01:03:08.020 Oh yeah.

01:03:08.940 That's insane.

01:03:10.280 What?

01:03:11.600 Why do I sound insane?

01:03:13.860 I don't know.

01:03:14.200 Because I'm talking about... 0.97

01:03:14.660 Well, you always sound insane. 0.99

01:03:17.960 You always sound insane. 0.99

01:03:19.980 I feel like that's debatable. 0.97

01:03:20.940 Let's not...

01:03:23.040 What?

01:03:23.640 I don't know.

01:03:25.140 I think it's pretty objective.

01:03:26.260 I don't know.

01:03:26.380 I think it's pretty objective.

01:03:31.500 Right?

01:03:32.740 I'm going to send you an envelope full of glitter.

01:03:34.900 And see?

01:03:36.540 And this is... 0.89

01:03:37.240 And you're not making yourself sound any less insane.

01:03:45.420 I'm going to make it look like a CRA check or something like that.

01:03:48.280 And then when you open it, it's going to go poof. 0.99

01:03:51.880 And it's going to be fucking... 0.99

01:03:53.100 Because I would open a CRA check. 0.99

01:03:55.880 I would believe that CRA sent me a check.

01:04:00.860 That's a good point.

01:04:02.340 Yeah.

01:04:02.660 You're not getting any money from the government.

01:04:05.200 They want money from me.

01:04:06.820 They called me up the other day.

01:04:08.160 And they're like...

01:04:09.420 You know you owe this money?

01:04:10.500 I'm like...

01:04:11.420 Yeah.

01:04:12.580 Got any plans to pay it?

01:04:14.760 Nope.

01:04:15.220 That's my favorite.

01:04:16.320 I like when they're like...

01:04:17.460 So do you know you owe this money?

01:04:20.000 Yeah.

01:04:21.320 Are you going to pay it?

01:04:22.400 Yeah.

01:04:23.060 Yeah, I do.

01:04:24.840 No.

01:04:25.520 Yeah.

01:04:25.980 Probably at some point.

01:04:27.160 Are you going to pay it today?

01:04:30.700 Probably not.

01:04:31.560 Well, I think I said something along the lines of, I'll pay it when I can.

01:04:36.520 And she's like, and when's that going to be?

01:04:38.380 I'm like...

01:04:38.660 Yeah.

01:04:39.320 When I pay it.

01:04:42.780 That's my favorite.

01:04:44.000 I love that.

01:04:45.180 So, you know you're always funny?

01:04:46.660 I agree.

01:04:48.260 That's usually how this works.

01:04:49.640 Yes.

01:04:50.300 Yeah.

01:04:51.560 You know?

01:04:52.560 Like...

01:04:53.240 Yeah.

01:04:54.380 Yeah, right?

01:04:55.060 Thanks, government.

01:04:57.020 Yeah.

01:04:58.140 Oh.

01:04:59.100 Do you have any plans on paying that?

01:05:00.340 Hmm.

01:05:02.340 Ooh.

01:05:03.580 Ouch.

01:05:04.340 Yeah.

01:05:04.640 You're going to have to get back to me on that.

01:05:06.240 Not soon.

01:05:09.980 Plot back from all those who's going to give us.

01:05:14.280 We're not going in the forest.

01:05:15.620 Yeah.

01:05:15.740 My plan is, is you're going to have to take it from me.

01:05:19.620 That's...

01:05:20.620 That's my plan.

01:05:22.160 I mean...

01:05:22.520 I'd say for...

01:05:23.120 You're waiting for me to volunteer it to you.

01:05:25.980 We'll take it.

01:05:26.920 Hey, speaking of the trees and the forest and the stuff with the things, did you, did you

01:05:35.660 see the queue or the...

01:05:36.980 Not the queue.

01:05:38.000 Not the queue.

01:05:38.880 The queue?

01:05:39.360 No.

01:05:39.620 The anonymous video that came out about the stuff?

01:05:45.320 Did you see that?

01:05:46.980 No.

01:05:47.620 No, I did not.

01:05:48.880 Okay.

01:05:49.420 I'm going to find it.

01:05:52.280 Watch this.

01:05:53.160 I'm going to actually...

01:05:54.100 I feel like I can do this.

01:05:56.820 Well, she feels like she can do it.

01:05:58.860 Let's see.

01:05:59.520 Can she do it?

01:06:00.840 I'm not very good at this, usually.

01:06:02.380 That's the question.

01:06:03.600 Can she do it?

01:06:05.500 No.

01:06:08.160 I feel like probably not, but...

01:06:09.760 Probably not.

01:06:10.480 I feel like not.

01:06:11.340 I feel like you're right.

01:06:12.200 It's a probably not.

01:06:13.860 Oh.

01:06:16.280 Oh, no.

01:06:17.520 Let's go.

01:06:18.700 Nope.

01:06:19.340 Oh, yes.

01:06:20.260 Yes.

01:06:20.580 Yeah, that's getting sprayed tomorrow, isn't it?

01:06:24.880 In North Bay?

01:06:26.220 Okay.

01:06:26.700 I found it.

01:06:27.180 Yeah, and they just sprayed it here.

01:06:28.300 Glysofate?

01:06:28.520 Okay.

01:06:29.240 Glysofos...

01:06:29.600 Oh, whoa.

01:06:30.640 Listen.

01:06:31.780 Okay.

01:06:32.520 Why does it always have to yell at me?

01:06:35.740 Because...

01:06:36.340 Trust me.

01:06:37.420 Everyone wants to yell at you.

01:06:39.220 So...

01:06:39.980 That's probably why.

01:06:42.260 Okay.

01:06:42.920 Jump.

01:06:44.000 Okay.

01:06:44.360 We're going to do it.

01:06:45.440 This one.

01:06:48.240 You just be quiet.

01:06:49.340 What?

01:06:51.780 Maybe I can do things.

01:06:54.220 We'll see about that.

01:06:55.760 Yeah.

01:06:56.000 Because I have no clue what's about to happen, but this could either be a total disaster...

01:06:59.340 I agree.

01:07:09.840 Greetings, citizens of the world.

01:07:11.460 This is Anonymous.

01:07:13.140 Nova Scotia has found itself in the spotlight after the provincial government imposed a sweeping ban on its forests.

01:07:18.260 Citizens are now forbidden from entering lands that belong to them by right, with fines reaching up to $25,000 for those who dare to step foot into nature.

01:07:27.540 Officials would have you believe this is for safety, but we are here to reveal the truth.

01:07:32.040 The real reason behind this unprecedented restriction is far more concerning.

01:07:35.500 They plan to spray glyphosate throughout these forests.

01:07:39.320 Glyphosate is no harmless tool.

01:07:41.440 It is a chemical designed to erase life.

01:07:44.020 When sprayed, it is absorbed through leaves and stems, shutting down the natural processes that allow plants to grow and survive.

01:07:50.920 It moves through an organism's system, dismantling it from within.

01:07:55.080 In the end, what once was a thriving ecosystem becomes silence.

01:07:59.020 And now, this is what they want to impose on Nova Scotia's wilderness.

01:08:03.880 The ban is not about protection.

01:08:05.740 It is about control.

01:08:07.640 By removing your ability to access the land, they not only ensure secrecy, but also test the limits of your compliance.

01:08:14.900 They cloak their actions in the language of caution, hoping citizens will bow their heads and accept this intrusion without resistance.

01:08:21.120 But make no mistake, this is a warning.

01:08:24.520 If they can restrict something as fundamental as walking freely through the forest, they can take much more.

01:08:30.120 Anonymous stands against this erosion of rights.

01:08:33.060 Knowledge must be shared.

01:08:34.880 Power must be questioned.

01:08:36.700 We remind you that silence is the greatest ally of control, and awareness is the beginning of resistance.

01:08:43.080 Nova Scotia's forests belong to its people, not to officials who see them as expendable testing grounds.

01:08:48.500 We are anonymous. Expect us.

01:08:53.820 On the surface, Nova Scotia's recent ban on entering forests may appear to be a precautionary step taken to protect public safety during an unusually dry season.

01:09:04.180 Yet at the very same time that officials restricted public access to trails, campsites and wooded lands,

01:09:09.640 the province quietly approved the spraying of glyphosate across 3,577 acres of drought-stricken and fire-prone forest.

01:09:19.100 This timing has not gone unnoticed, and many have begun to question whether the public narrative is the full story, suggesting...

01:09:25.640 And just to be, like, this is the other thing, like, whoops, not this one.

01:09:33.660 The homeless people, they're not leaving the forest.

01:09:37.660 Like, they're spraying, and people are still in them, and all of the, like, I know, I mean, I'm not, it's not just the anonymous part of it.

01:09:47.020 I mean, obviously, lots of people are putting out videos, like, I'm not saying they're just because...

01:09:52.040 Anyway, there's some interesting stuff in this.

01:09:53.640 We don't have to watch the whole thing, but there's just a bit of it I want to play.

01:09:56.300 ...beneath the official explanation.

01:09:58.800 Yeah, I'll be right back.

01:09:59.700 It's one of the most widely used herbicides in the world, often applied in agriculture, forestry, and even household settings.

01:10:07.240 Its function is simple, but destructive.

01:10:10.320 Once sprayed on a plant, it is absorbed through leaves and stems and travels into the vascular system,

01:10:16.500 disrupting an essential enzyme pathway required for growth.

01:10:20.440 As a systemic herbicide, it kills the entire organism, from leaf tips to roots.

01:10:25.560 Because it is non-selective, glyphosate does not discriminate between weeds and desirable vegetation.

01:10:33.020 This has led critics to highlight the devastating effects it can have when used across large tracts of land.

01:10:39.100 In agriculture, it is often employed to help crops mature faster, or to eliminate weeds in preparation for planting.

01:10:46.260 But in forests, where ecosystems depend on the balance of multiple species of plants and undergrowth,

01:10:51.400 spraying can wipe out critical habitats and leave barren, weakened landscapes.

01:10:57.120 The strangeness lies in the contradiction.

01:11:00.140 Officials justify the ban on hiking, camping, fishing, and even walking a dog on wooded trails by citing fire risk.

01:11:07.980 Tony Rushton, Nova Scotia's Natural Resources Minister,

01:11:11.680 explained that dry conditions have made the province vulnerable to fires that burn deep into the roots of trees,

01:11:17.240 smouldering for weeks and straining firefighting resources.

01:11:20.520 He pointed to over 100 small fires that have already broken out this season

01:11:25.500 and stressed that only a significant amount of rainfall would allow the government to consider lifting restrictions.

01:11:31.700 His words portray a province under threat,

01:11:34.200 and his reasoning, at least on the surface,

01:11:36.820 suggests that eliminating public activity is necessary to reduce sparks that could ignite catastrophe.

01:11:42.100 But while citizens are barred from forests under the weight of heavy fines,

01:11:47.080 government contractors are preparing to spray acres upon acres of glyphosate.

01:11:51.940 The paradox is obvious.

01:11:53.820 If the land is truly too dry and fragile to allow a hiker to step on a trail,

01:11:58.080 why is it considered safe to cover thousands of acres with a powerful herbicide

01:12:01.820 that disrupts plant life on a systemic level?

01:12:04.240 Many have said that this contradiction is not coincidence but calculated.

01:12:09.220 By removing the public from forests altogether, officials eliminate witnesses.

01:12:14.720 No one will be on the trails to see helicopters or machinery applying chemicals.

01:12:19.040 No one will capture images or share videos of the spraying.

01:12:22.020 By cloaking the land under a sweeping ban,

01:12:25.620 the government ensures that these actions remain largely unseen,

01:12:29.020 hidden under the justification of wildfire prevention.

01:12:32.360 This interpretation has fueled growing suspicion among residents and advocates of civil liberties.

01:12:37.860 Stuart, a local resident, has spoken openly about her concerns.

01:12:49.080 While she acknowledges the importance of reducing fire risk,

01:12:52.940 she views the blanket ban as unreasonable and disproportionate.

01:12:56.620 For her, the idea that walking a dog on a quiet trail be treated as a punishable act

01:13:01.620 feels more like government overreach than a fire prevention measure.

01:13:06.160 Stuart has since rallied others to challenge the restrictions,

01:13:09.240 reaching out to groups such as the Justice Centre for Constitutional Freedoms

01:13:12.880 and the Canadian Constitution Foundation.

01:13:15.140 The latter has even begun circulating a petition to have the ban rescinded,

01:13:20.400 citing that the measures trample on basic rights enshrined in the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms.

01:13:26.320 Legal scholars have echoed these concerns.

01:13:29.520 Wayne Mackay, Professor Emeritus of Constitutional Law at Dalhousie University,

01:13:34.340 noted that such sweeping restrictions on mobility could indeed provoke a challenge under the Charter.

01:13:39.380 While governments have the authority to impose measures to ensure public safety,

01:13:44.380 those measures must be balanced against individual freedoms.

01:13:48.160 In this case, banning every activity across all forested lands,

01:13:52.180 even those that pose little to no risk,

01:13:54.660 stretches the limits of what many view as reasonable.

01:13:58.000 Dalhousie Legal Aid has gone further,

01:14:00.100 pointing out that the ban disproportionately affects vulnerable individuals,

01:14:03.980 particularly those who are sleeping rough in forested areas.

01:14:06.640 Forcing people from the woods without providing meaningful alternatives, they argue,

01:14:11.820 could cause significant harm and potentially breach sections of the Charter.

01:14:16.620 Beyond the legal debates, however, lies the deeper issue,

01:14:20.140 the approval of glyphosate spraying itself.

01:14:23.560 Nova Scotia's forests are not only drought-stricken, but fire-prone.

01:14:27.980 In such conditions, common sense would suggest that strengthening ecosystems is critical.

01:14:32.340 Trees, undergrowth, and native plants serve as buffers,

01:14:36.480 retaining soil moisture, supporting wildlife,

01:14:39.240 and maintaining balance within the forest floor.

01:14:42.380 Glyphosate, by contrast, eradicates much of this growth,

01:14:45.660 leaving behind weakened environments with fewer natural defences.

01:14:49.860 Some ecologists argue that spraying can actually worsen fire risks in the long term

01:14:53.960 by creating expanses of dry, dead vegetation and limiting biodiversity.

01:14:58.480 It kills everything.

01:14:59.660 Yet, despite these warnings, the province has moved ahead.

01:15:03.040 To many, the timing suggests...

01:15:04.520 Well, how else are you supposed to clear the forest for the uranium mining?

01:15:07.620 ...the coordinated strategy.

01:15:07.940 But that's it, right?

01:15:08.960 Like, and this is the thing, because if you look,

01:15:11.700 they've been doing it for a long time in New Brunswick for forestry, right?

01:15:18.060 Because a lot of the land here is forested for paper products, toilet paper, and paper products, right?

01:15:27.260 Or wood, sorry.

01:15:30.100 And a lot of it is crown land, but they're using the crown land to do...

01:15:39.520 Like, so they've been doing it here, and they do it under the cloak of, like, forestry,

01:15:47.200 and that it's good for everything.

01:15:49.300 But then they can't explain the mystery illnesses that are only occurring in New Brunswick.

01:15:55.960 Neurological issues that are occurring in mass numbers in huge pockets of New Brunswick.

01:16:02.100 Only specific pockets, where all of the surrounding area is, wait for it, crown land.

01:16:13.280 Where there's trade, the glycophate, for the trees, for the forestry.

01:16:20.560 Well, the question is, is what's under the forest?

01:16:25.580 Because, like, especially in Nova Scotia, for sure, and I believe there is a bunch in New Brunswick as well,

01:16:32.100 where the uranium mining ban gets lifted in March, right?

01:16:37.780 Right.

01:16:38.500 In May, uranium's deemed critical.

01:16:42.680 And now, there's fires where the uranium seems to be. 0.98

01:16:47.680 And there's glyphosate fucking being sprayed there. 0.94

01:16:51.380 And people are banned from there. 0.99

01:16:53.760 Right.

01:16:54.400 And that's what I'm saying.

01:16:55.880 Like, they've been doing it here for so long, or they've been doing it here already.

01:17:03.100 I don't know how long, but long enough that there are, they've been doing lots of investigating and research

01:17:10.460 into why all of these people in these pockets have these mystery neurological illnesses. 0.99

01:17:16.240 And, again, why the fuck? 0.99

01:17:18.380 Yeah. 0.99

01:17:18.740 Hello?

01:17:20.180 We know why.

01:17:21.600 Because it causes, like, seizures, everything like that in the animals in the forest that it kills. 0.99

01:17:27.760 So why the fuck wouldn't it do that to humans? 0.90

01:17:29.920 We know that it causes neurological issues. 0.98

01:17:32.420 Massive neurological issues.

01:17:34.100 Yeah.

01:17:34.560 They don't care, though.

01:17:35.920 Cheese and crackers.

01:17:37.240 Right. 0.97

01:17:37.400 They don't even give a fuck that they're doing it here, but now they're doing it in other provinces 0.98

01:17:41.260 under the guise of forest fire bans and shit like that. 0.98

01:17:46.040 And it's like, again, I don't, it's just, it's so, like, the cloak and dagger of it all,

01:17:52.560 of, like, doing it under that sort of pretense.

01:17:56.140 Well, because it's, legitimately, it's like, trusting people's compliance. 1.00

01:18:00.080 And it's so fucked up. 0.97

01:18:00.980 But it's also, but you also have to consider, too, that it's also much easier, in a sense, 0.99

01:18:05.400 that if you destroy the land where you want to mine, that's much easier to just simply

01:18:14.240 covertly destroy the land and obtain the land for mining than it is to say, hey, we want

01:18:19.980 that land for mining, because then everybody's going to say, well, no, we don't want you to 0.97

01:18:23.960 fucking destroy that area. 0.98

01:18:25.720 We don't want you to fucking rah, rah, rah. 1.00

01:18:27.500 But once it's already destroyed, well. 0.99

01:18:29.760 Right.

01:18:30.180 Exactly.

01:18:30.540 But the thing is, right.

01:18:33.480 And at the same time, there, it's like, it's the same, at the same time, they're literally

01:18:39.880 testing this, all of it.

01:18:42.540 You see this?

01:18:43.640 Yeah, later on.

01:18:44.600 You see this, Chet?

01:18:46.100 Send her a link.

01:18:47.680 Send her a link.

01:18:49.620 Okay.

01:18:51.060 I can do that.

01:18:52.460 Yeah, you can do that.

01:18:53.840 Definitely can.

01:18:54.760 Oh, I can.

01:18:56.300 See?

01:18:56.660 See, you're more than just a DEI hire sometimes.

01:18:59.500 Look at me.

01:18:59.860 Oh, where can we go?

01:19:02.200 I have no idea what I think.

01:19:04.600 But it's like...

01:19:05.200 To me, that's the...

01:19:10.620 I think that there's a lot of bonuses for them in this situation.

01:19:15.080 Because, I mean, do they really care that people are going to have neurological issues?

01:19:18.720 No. 0.99

01:19:19.040 There's something to fucking treat and cure and fucking whatever, what have you. 0.99

01:19:22.520 I guess cure is a bad, bad word, because they don't like to cure things. 0.99

01:19:28.880 Well, I...

01:19:29.820 You get the crown land.

01:19:32.080 Right.

01:19:33.520 Oh, we're missing a huge part of this puzzle.

01:19:36.080 Okay, so she's going to... 0.71

01:19:37.020 Listen here.

01:19:38.060 Okay.

01:19:40.540 You better have found the missing piece, or we're booting you.

01:19:43.180 You're so funny.

01:19:47.260 All right. 0.99

01:19:47.760 If this piece doesn't fit, you're fucking gone. 0.99

01:19:54.040 If you don't tell us what the missing piece is, that is it. 0.99

01:19:57.880 Um, okay.

01:20:00.960 I feel like...

01:20:01.880 Oh.

01:20:03.600 Oh.

01:20:04.800 All right.

01:20:05.320 Is it working?

01:20:06.060 Oh, my God.

01:20:06.580 It's so fast.

01:20:07.200 There you go. 1.00

01:20:08.400 Starlink is the fucking bomb. 1.00

01:20:10.160 I know. 1.00

01:20:10.740 I love it.

01:20:12.540 I don't care what anyone says.

01:20:14.360 It's amazingly fast all the time.

01:20:17.060 This is my first time streaming with Starlink, and I have to say, that was a very quick connection.

01:20:21.500 Just one second.

01:20:22.300 It's not a bug machine.

01:20:23.480 Yeah, absolutely.

01:20:24.800 I'm interested to hear...

01:20:26.000 Hey, you believe that?

01:20:26.840 She's all, let me on the stream now.

01:20:29.260 Hey?

01:20:29.520 Let me on the stream now.

01:20:31.200 I have your missing piece.

01:20:32.600 Oh, hey.

01:20:33.420 Hold on a minute.

01:20:36.040 Yeah.

01:20:36.840 Did you answer the super chat I sent you, Joni?

01:20:39.040 Just now?

01:20:40.520 See?

01:20:41.340 Oh. 1.00

01:20:41.720 So, fuck you, Joni. 1.00

01:20:44.460 Huh. 1.00

01:20:45.360 Okay.

01:20:46.260 She's a good kid.

01:20:47.560 So, the thing about this is that, like, yes, we should be very pissed off about this,

01:20:53.520 but this has been going on for a very long time.

01:20:57.600 Like, everything we eat has this on it, okay? 0.99

01:21:01.040 Like, it's all over the fucking place. 0.98

01:21:02.660 It's just, like, floating around, right? 0.98

01:21:04.940 And, like, it is very dangerous when they spray it, okay? 0.99

01:21:08.580 And, like, I'm going to go through a whole bunch of shit here, okay? 0.98

01:21:11.320 I also saw a comment of what Bad Hat said about sometimes it's done to replenish the forest 0.99

01:21:18.500 and shit like that, right? 0.94

01:21:19.960 To start them new, which is true. 0.97

01:21:23.700 Sometimes they do use it for those kind of reasons in, like, very isolated situations.

01:21:28.220 But what seems to be happening right now is that they are spraying, and this is what

01:21:34.320 they said exactly in the news for North Bay here in Ontario is that they're doing it to

01:21:40.240 kill all of our natural fauna just for the purposes of logging, right?

01:21:44.440 And so, that's what they're saying.

01:21:46.300 But it's all, all the logging is, like, jack pine and red pine and spruce, I believe, which

01:21:54.780 is very highly flammable as opposed to birch and poplar, which are not highly flammable, right?

01:22:00.640 So, it's very suspicious on all of it, but I just want everyone to know, like, we have 0.99

01:22:09.760 been ingesting this shit forever, okay? 0.98

01:22:13.520 And most people don't realize that, and that is, like, what my personal opinion is, like, 0.99

01:22:18.440 when you're eating bread and you're having a hard time digesting that bread, it is because 0.92

01:22:22.660 of the glyphosates, not because of gluten or any of this shit, okay? 0.97

01:22:26.400 Because we ate bread for a long fucking time and nobody had gluten intolerance. 0.98

01:22:30.300 Yes. 0.96

01:22:30.820 Until, like, maybe the last 30 years, it started becoming a thing, okay?

01:22:35.060 Yes.

01:22:35.500 And I would be, like, for myself personally, like, I try and find ways that I can protect

01:22:43.380 myself against things like glyphosates, right?

01:22:48.080 Very, very important, but just know that, like, it's already inside of you.

01:22:52.340 Yeah.

01:22:52.620 It's already there.

01:22:53.740 This is one of the reasons, as well, for, like, so much, in my opinion, like, well, it's

01:22:59.140 already been proven, and, like, in court, like, they've been sued and stuff, and they

01:23:02.140 have to give people within a certain area of them spraying it warnings for these liability

01:23:06.240 reasons, is that it causes disease, right?

01:23:08.940 I'll just say that.

01:23:09.880 It causes all sorts of crazy disease.

01:23:11.440 And it's kind of upsetting because it's one of those situations where we can't really

01:23:17.900 help it that they're doing this.

01:23:20.520 There's not really much we can do but, like, try and take really good care of ourselves

01:23:23.700 and, like, grow as much of our own food as we can where we know it hasn't been, like, 0.97

01:23:27.980 directly sprayed and all that shit. 0.92

01:23:29.620 But, like, even my chickens, if I go by them feed, they're eating feed that has likely 0.98

01:23:34.960 been sprayed with glyphosates, and then that's in their system.

01:23:38.500 It's probably in the eggs and everything, so it's a very, very difficult thing to deal

01:23:42.000 with.

01:23:42.340 But we have been dealing with it for a long time.

01:23:45.800 Not a lot of people realize that.

01:23:47.540 Like, most NPCs don't realize that, and they're just going about their daily lives.

01:23:52.320 And also, like, as much as it can be harmful, I always, like, try and keep this in mind

01:23:57.960 that nature has its ways of working things out, right?

01:24:01.400 So this will be dealt with in one way or another by, like, by nature.

01:24:07.600 Because it's either it's going to kill us all eventually, and then there'll be no more

01:24:11.280 glyphosates being sprayed.

01:24:14.120 Or, you know, yeah.

01:24:15.780 So it'll get figured out. 0.99

01:24:17.920 But fuck, man, it's quite the thing that's going on. 0.99

01:24:22.240 When I found out about this, because I just found out about it recently, like, I was shocked 0.99

01:24:26.060 just like how all you guys are now. 0.97

01:24:27.520 Like, everyone's fucking pissed. 0.97

01:24:28.660 But it's like, Rogue told me he found out about this a long fucking time ago, and he 0.98

01:24:32.400 was so scared. 0.89

01:24:33.340 Like, that was one of the things that scared him the most.

01:24:35.200 Like, it made him feel trapped in a box.

01:24:38.500 It's hard to know.

01:24:39.160 I know it was, uh...

01:24:42.060 Yeah, well, I saw, like, Jacob Boston posting about it for, like, the last, what, two years,

01:24:47.400 I think.

01:24:47.880 Like, that's when I first heard of the glyphosate.

01:24:51.120 Glyphosate. 0.99

01:24:54.560 Whatever you want to fucking call it. 1.00

01:24:56.480 I don't give a fuck. 1.00

01:24:58.140 Like, we are toxic to eating. 1.00

01:25:00.260 Yeah, whatever fucking bullshit they're spraying. 1.00

01:25:03.140 Yeah. 1.00

01:25:04.540 Prex. 1.00

01:25:09.420 What the fuck? 0.99

01:25:11.100 But, like, you should, like, carbon is really good at dealing with glyphosate. 0.99

01:25:17.240 Okay?

01:25:17.900 Like, and stuff like that.

01:25:20.240 C-60, I would say. 0.99

01:25:22.740 Fat Hat says, Fat Hat says that at least if we're toxic, the aliens won't eat us.

01:25:27.500 Yeah.

01:25:28.040 Well, I'm just talking about, like, for your soil or whatever, right?

01:25:31.620 Um, like, we all know, many of us probably know what carbon does here, right?

01:25:36.100 Like, it envelops, like, any, uh, like, uh, free radicals and stuff like that, right?

01:25:41.600 That are harmful.

01:25:43.260 So, it, like, digests them. 1.00

01:25:45.140 So, put that shit everywhere. 0.99

01:25:47.220 Uh, shungite, like, I know a lot of people are doing this thing where they put, um, uh, shungite in their, in their dog's water, right? 1.00

01:25:58.080 Because it, like, purifies it, like, puts it in the bottom of their bowl.

01:26:01.460 And, um, now they say, like, their dog won't, won't drink the water without the shungite because it's such a high carbon.

01:26:06.600 Um, it is, like, yeah, we used to have water bottles with shungite in them.

01:26:13.540 Mm-hmm.

01:26:13.760 You have a dog?

01:26:15.220 You're not supposed to have dogs because apparently, according to that CBC article, you know, something about climate change.

01:26:23.080 You can pretend to be a dog and identify as one, but you can't have it for real.

01:26:27.700 Yeah, yeah, right? 0.98

01:26:30.460 I'm trying, I'm trying to remember how that, how was that fucking headline again? 0.93

01:26:34.080 It was, like, something, like, people aren't aware of their, like, climate choices, like, owning a dog. 0.99

01:26:39.360 Like, what the fuck are you talking about? 0.82

01:26:41.800 It's, like, it's, like, they looked at our, the fact or fairy tale that fairy used to do, and they looked at all of our, all of our fucking memes over the years, and then they were, like, I feel like we can just use those as headlines for our articles. 0.99

01:26:59.260 And somebody at CBC was, like, yeah, like, we can do that.

01:27:03.940 And then I feel like the National Post was, like, we can do that.

01:27:06.960 And then Gilmore was, like, oh, guys, I already do that.

01:27:09.460 Well, yeah, well, they were all already doing it.

01:27:12.840 True, true.

01:27:14.100 They're so bad. 0.99

01:27:15.700 I would say CTV, too, but, like, all of those ones, like, Global and CTV and stuff, I feel like their headlines are so dumb. 0.97

01:27:21.980 It's, like, I feel like the National, like, I remember reading the National Enquirer and those magazines when I was, like, a teenager and being, like, these are ridiculous, right? 0.50

01:27:32.780 But that, now I feel like that's our news headlines every day. 0.97

01:27:35.500 But that's, like, that's where we, that's where we are now in this timeline that you're, like, this is how dumb it is, guys. 0.98

01:27:42.540 Like, this is how dumb it is. 0.97

01:27:44.420 I wanted to just add on to what I was saying about the spraying, though. 0.96

01:27:48.560 I forgot what my point was. 0.99

01:27:50.520 But what I was getting at is, like, so that shit, like, kills, like, the microbiome, right? 0.99

01:27:55.300 And so it's very interesting. 0.99

01:27:57.240 Curtis Stone's wife, who has passed away now, she's passed away in March, I believe, she was doing some experimenting.

01:28:05.160 And they were doing some experimenting with the spraying for the cloud seeding and stuff, right?

01:28:10.440 And what she did is that she would boil vinegar, like, a certain amount of vinegar and water.

01:28:16.440 I'm not sure exactly what it was.

01:28:17.900 There's a video on it.

01:28:18.720 I'll post it in the Hoff private chat there.

01:28:22.200 But, and she would take it out, right?

01:28:25.500 Like, when they had been spraying.

01:28:27.180 And it would be, like, they showed the video.

01:28:29.020 It's, like, all above, like, their property is all, like, these, all the spraying lines, right?

01:28:34.480 Like, all the, what do you call them? 0.99

01:28:35.500 The fucking chemtrails. 0.99

01:28:36.760 All over the place, like, above their place. 1.00

01:28:38.660 And she would take this fucking pot of hot vinegar, a big pot of hot vinegar, and she would put it outside. 1.00

01:28:44.620 And no shit, like, she did it multiple times. 1.00

01:28:47.380 And right above where the vinegar was going up into the atmosphere, right? 1.00

01:28:51.940 Like, no, like, the fucking chemtrails moved out of the way in, like, a perfect circle. 0.96

01:28:58.040 Like, way up high in the sky. 0.99

01:28:59.840 Like, down below, she's got this boiling pot of apple cider vinegar. 0.99

01:29:02.880 I thought that was very interesting, right? 0.98

01:29:04.140 Because that's full of, that's full of, what do you, good bacteria and shit like that, right? 0.99

01:29:12.140 So, I'm thinking, if they're spraying any of that shit, like glyphosates or anything that is like that, up there, right? 0.99

01:29:19.460 And you're putting the, sorry, I can't fucking think what it is. 0.99

01:29:24.080 It's like lactobacillus up into the fucking atmosphere. 0.99

01:29:27.240 And it's causing that to happen, you know? 0.99

01:29:29.940 That can lead one to think some other things, right?

01:29:32.640 Like, we have to come up with solutions to our problem, right? 0.99

01:29:35.960 I was showing John today the chemtrails outside of my place, and it's fucked. 0.96

01:29:43.500 It actually just reminded me of something. 0.99

01:29:45.280 There was a, there's a fucking dude I've seen on Facebook reels. 0.99

01:29:48.140 I don't know if it's bullshit or not, but he claims to be doing time-lapse video with it. 0.99

01:29:52.760 But he's got this, like, this contraption with some copper pipes and, like, a paint bucket that he points at the clouds. 0.96

01:30:00.880 And they just dissipate.

01:30:03.440 Yeah.

01:30:05.440 Okay, what?

01:30:06.180 He puts it in the ground, and he puts the crystals in it, and he points it at the clouds.

01:30:10.460 Yeah.

01:30:10.800 And the clouds move.

01:30:12.420 What kind of crystals?

01:30:13.220 Because he's using the, um...

01:30:14.880 Yeah, that I don't know yet.

01:30:16.620 I, I, like, I, I gotta look at it.

01:30:18.460 Let me see if I can find that.

01:30:19.640 Yeah, that's very interesting.

01:30:21.120 I, I've heard of people who can just, like, think about the clouds moving and make them move.

01:30:25.660 Well, this is more of, like, using the ground energy.

01:30:29.400 Yeah.

01:30:30.800 Yeah.

01:30:31.480 There, it's, I think it's using the energy from the ground, because, again, like, the copper, uh...

01:30:37.460 Oh, yeah.

01:30:38.240 Okay, so, so, so, copper, a copper pot?

01:30:40.680 Yeah, it's copper pipes that he's got in.

01:30:42.840 Yeah, he's got a... 1.00

01:30:43.380 Oh, fuck, yeah. 1.00

01:30:44.480 Like, a barrel of a gun with crystals in it. 1.00

01:30:48.160 And he points it at the sky, and all of the clouds move.

01:30:50.660 And, again, so, that's, like, one of the things where it's, like, you know that those aren't real clouds.

01:30:53.900 Those are manufactured.

01:30:55.200 Mm-hmm.

01:30:57.420 Right, right. 0.97

01:30:57.840 That is very fucking interesting that that works for so many reasons. 0.87

01:31:01.140 I can't even get into it here, because I'm so excited. 0.95

01:31:03.380 I'm going to give myself cognitive dissonance.

01:31:05.120 But that guy does what I dream about. 1.00

01:31:06.440 Who the fuck is this guy? 0.99

01:31:07.700 Yeah, well, it's... 1.00

01:31:08.980 I'm trying, I'm trying to find it.

01:31:10.620 One of us has probably all got it on our feed now, because we were talking about it.

01:31:14.060 So, my phone's close enough, and it's probably... 0.98

01:31:16.620 It's, it's so fucking... 0.99

01:31:18.480 God, Apple is so terrifying. 0.99

01:31:20.220 Okay, who, who, what's the guy's name?

01:31:23.000 I can't remember.

01:31:24.600 Well, I...

01:31:25.380 Tom, Tom, I think, has it.

01:31:27.740 It's, like, Staple something. 0.99

01:31:29.120 I just, I can't remember the full fucking guy's name. 0.97

01:31:33.160 I just know I've seen his reels a couple of times. 0.99

01:31:35.820 Yeah.

01:31:36.000 And I just wasn't really sure, you know, what it was all about, necessarily.

01:31:42.040 But I have noticed it where...

01:31:43.840 The guy puts the crystal...

01:31:45.860 In the pipes.

01:31:46.940 In the pipes.

01:31:48.320 Yeah.

01:31:48.640 And then...

01:31:49.420 Yeah.

01:31:50.100 At the end of the pipes, he's got it.

01:31:51.460 He's got it.

01:31:51.640 He's got a shotgun.

01:31:52.600 Well, hold on.

01:31:53.600 It looks like a shotgun.

01:31:54.780 Like, it looks like the end of a...

01:31:56.280 It looks like the end of the, like, a barrel of a gun.

01:31:59.580 With all the...

01:32:01.380 Excuse me.

01:32:02.240 Like, where did he put all the different copper tubing, where he puts the crystals down it?

01:32:08.440 Somebody has to have this video.

01:32:10.860 If somebody has the video, and they follow me, send it to me.

01:32:15.380 Oh, I'm already starting to price, though, copper tubing in my head here.

01:32:20.880 Oh, that's what I'm going to say.

01:32:23.080 Shane...

01:32:23.520 Okay, his name is Shane Rapaski.

01:32:29.640 Shane Rapaski.

01:32:31.200 Okay.

01:32:31.880 Okay.

01:32:32.240 Is it on YouTube or on that?

01:32:33.000 Shane Rapaski.

01:32:33.940 I'll put that in the...

01:32:36.520 Well, I just found one of the Facebook reels.

01:32:41.300 Oh, okay.

01:32:41.920 I'm not on the Facebook reels.

01:32:43.120 I'm throwing his name into the...

01:32:47.440 That's his actual name.

01:32:50.080 I mean, he might have...

01:32:51.940 Does he have YouTube?

01:32:53.440 How do I read the channel?

01:32:56.760 Oh, that's you.

01:32:57.720 Shane Rapaski.

01:32:58.500 Okay.

01:32:58.860 Oh, here's the rumble chat.

01:33:02.260 Okay.

01:33:08.920 Yeah, I don't know if...

01:33:11.020 I see a Shane Rapaski here, but I don't think that's him.

01:33:15.520 Not on YouTube, anyway.

01:33:16.840 Okay.

01:33:22.340 Okay, Kuala Mama's got books on the pipes. 0.99

01:33:24.700 I like that.

01:33:26.580 Yeah, you can just use your mind.

01:33:28.180 Yeah, that's what I learned, too.

01:33:29.340 I sent you a Facebook reels.

01:33:35.740 Actually, you know what?

01:33:37.080 Okay.

01:33:38.240 I could put...

01:33:39.560 I see it.

01:33:40.360 That's one of the links, anyway.

01:33:42.480 Okay.

01:33:43.240 So...

01:33:45.020 Okay.

01:33:45.880 This one.

01:33:47.260 How do I stop sharing this one?

01:33:49.540 Stop sharing this one.

01:33:51.100 Good thing my husband's into scrap metal, because...

01:33:54.860 Oops. 0.99

01:33:55.900 Next time he comes apart, I'm fucking top of pipes. 0.99

01:33:58.360 Yes. 0.99

01:33:59.800 Right?

01:34:01.760 You're listening, babe.

01:34:02.780 I need copper pipes.

01:34:04.900 Yeah, there's one of his videos.

01:34:07.180 He sort of kind of goes over how he does it, but...

01:34:11.700 All right.

01:34:12.300 Let's see. 0.86

01:34:15.920 That's so fucking interesting, guys. 0.89

01:34:17.540 I'm learning about this right now, because I have just recently got into, like, making jewelry 0.91

01:34:22.500 with copper wire and, like, learning about it and stuff, so...

01:34:25.540 All right.

01:34:25.840 You ready for it?

01:34:27.360 Yeah.

01:34:27.760 Yeah.

01:34:28.360 Okay.

01:34:30.020 I'm going to take that out.

01:34:30.760 It already started.

01:34:31.960 Out of there just grew.

01:34:33.040 I have that in a bucket of water.

01:34:34.700 This is what the whole Wilhelm Reich thing was about, why he had that attached to water.

01:34:39.000 Okay?

01:34:39.860 Good camera, man.

01:34:40.760 It stays on.

01:34:41.420 Okay?

01:34:42.080 I have six crystals here.

01:34:44.040 That's not going to be in water now.

01:34:46.060 I'm going to put this on a hyperlapse after.

01:34:47.960 You can see for yourself.

01:34:50.840 It's not going to go in there.

01:34:51.920 It's not going to go in there.

01:34:53.540 Yeah.

01:34:54.380 So cool.

01:34:57.020 I pointed right at that cloud, right?

01:34:59.520 Oh, my God. 0.99

01:35:00.180 I'm fucking making this. 1.00

01:35:01.440 I'm going to put this pipe off in the ground. 1.00

01:35:08.620 I'm going to put a hyperlapse on there.

01:35:16.120 You're going to watch that cloud disappear.

01:35:18.300 Okay.

01:35:19.540 Okay.

01:35:21.220 Let me see. 0.92

01:35:21.760 Crazy. 1.00

01:35:30.860 Holy fuck. 1.00

01:35:38.460 Right? 1.00

01:35:39.900 Holy fuck. 1.00

01:35:40.820 That's so cool. 1.00

01:35:42.800 Yep.

01:35:43.280 Let's do it. 0.99

01:35:45.600 We're fucking doing it. 0.99

01:35:48.300 Like, I need to know what kind of crystals those are. 0.99

01:35:51.300 I need to know this guy's phone number.

01:35:53.020 Okay?

01:35:55.200 There it is.

01:35:57.060 I'm going to take that out.

01:35:57.820 I already clicked on his profile.

01:36:00.220 He's got a ton of it.

01:36:02.700 Yeah. 1.00

01:36:05.600 Fuck. 1.00

01:36:06.220 Well, that's fucking exciting. 1.00

01:36:08.200 Right? 0.97

01:36:09.460 Because I know there was one video where he goes kind of over what he's doing and how he built it and whatever.

01:36:16.080 I'll post it in the chat.

01:36:17.820 Yeah, so everybody can see it.

01:36:19.260 Yeah, his name's Shane Rapasky.

01:36:23.760 He seems just like a normal dude, too.

01:36:26.740 Just, you know, experimenting.

01:36:27.740 Yeah, I don't know.

01:36:29.360 With nature.

01:36:30.080 Yeah, right?

01:36:31.860 Yeah, his videos just started coming across my feed.

01:36:34.300 And I was like, I started looking at him. 0.99

01:36:35.800 And I was like, fuck, is this for real? 1.00

01:36:37.940 Like, look at this shit. 1.00

01:36:39.340 Oh, that kind of shit amazes me. 1.00

01:36:40.920 He's got a few different ones. 1.00

01:36:42.880 And because I have, like, I have, like, some knowledge about, like, how that kind of shit works a little bit. 0.97

01:36:48.420 Like, it's, like, just to see someone else actually doing it in modern day. 0.92

01:36:51.600 Because I've only really been able to read about it and stuff like that.

01:36:55.240 It's pretty cool.

01:36:56.300 So I'm going to have to look into that guy.

01:36:58.280 Mm-hmm.

01:36:59.680 Thanks, guys.

01:37:00.480 I really appreciate that.

01:37:01.800 I knew it came on here for some reason.

01:37:03.440 Yeah.

01:37:04.520 Yeah, right. 0.61

01:37:05.180 Well, when you started saying that, it was like, it just reminded me of when Buddy was fucking aiming this thing at clouds and they just disappear. 0.79

01:37:12.960 I'm like, ah.

01:37:13.840 Like, literally within the last, I think it's been maybe two weeks, I've started just randomly seeing this guy's videos once in a while.

01:37:24.100 Yeah.

01:37:24.860 That's awesome.

01:37:26.980 It's crazy.

01:37:28.660 It's very weird, though. 0.95

01:37:29.960 And I've seen some other videos like that, like, where they're just, they can do shit like that and it's like, okay, so definitely, there's something definitely very wrong with those clouds. 0.58

01:37:41.240 Well, I don't know, actually.

01:37:43.220 To be honest, Sarah, I don't think it has anything to do with anything with the clouds.

01:37:46.960 I think it has to do with that thing.

01:37:48.480 And I think that thing would do that to any cloud.

01:37:50.280 That has to do with, like, the reason why I think it does it with the vinegar is because you're actually, like, putting lactobacillus and a whole bunch of other stuff up into the atmosphere.

01:38:02.120 The reason why I think that works is, like. 0.96

01:38:05.680 You don't think it's because there's heavy metals in that, in those fucking clouds? 0.99

01:38:09.340 Like, that's why I. 0.99

01:38:11.960 Not in this instance, no.

01:38:13.920 Like, I'm not saying there isn't.

01:38:15.240 There probably likely is heavy metals in those clouds, but those look like real clouds to me.

01:38:19.600 Like, I would never think that that is a chemtrail cloud.

01:38:21.960 Those are, like, big, beautiful.

01:38:23.360 No.

01:38:24.060 Yeah. 1.00

01:38:24.220 But I feel like those are the ones that are getting, like, pumped out by the harp stations that are full of shit. 0.99

01:38:29.220 That are supposed to be like real clouds. 1.00

01:38:30.980 That are low enough that it's, like, carrying shit. 0.98

01:38:34.100 Like, those weird little, the black things. 1.00

01:38:38.180 It could be.

01:38:39.260 Like, it could be one of those clouds.

01:38:40.900 But just for me personally, I don't think that's why that that cloud is disappearing.

01:38:45.120 Because I know that this can be done just on, like, any cloud.

01:38:48.720 Like, from what I, yeah, from what I learned about it.

01:38:52.720 Yeah.

01:38:52.960 It can be done on any cloud.

01:38:54.060 And some people, like, there's a bunch of different writings on it about people just using their mind and doing it.

01:38:59.800 And, but the crystals and the copper wire and all this kind of shit, it leads me down, like, some roads.

01:39:06.620 And I don't really have all the words to explain it.

01:39:08.860 But, like, lots of things to do with magnetism and plasma and stuff like that and light and stuff like that.

01:39:17.380 And the frequency of the energy coming either out or into those crystals.

01:39:23.840 I'm not exactly sure what mechanism is happening there at that.

01:39:27.100 But I'm going to guess it's out because that copper pipe has no other purpose than to draw energy from the earth.

01:39:33.860 So, yeah.

01:39:36.920 But that's the other thing.

01:39:38.120 Is it drawing the energy in or out?

01:39:39.520 There's a whole bunch of things that I need to know. 0.99

01:39:41.360 And I need to know what that fucking pointy thing at the end is, that fucking point. 0.99

01:39:45.900 That is, like, some Tartarian shit he's got going on. 0.99

01:39:48.180 He's got, like, the different, like, the bent beams there. 0.98

01:39:52.380 I don't know how to explain it because I'm not a construction-y person. 0.97

01:39:54.520 He's got, like, the fucking antenna at the end. 0.99

01:39:58.360 It looks like a tit. 1.00

01:39:59.700 You know?

01:40:00.140 That thing.

01:40:00.740 I need to make one of those things and learn about that tit. 1.00

01:40:03.980 There is one of his videos.

01:40:09.320 Hold on.

01:40:09.820 Hold on before we get into that because that's a whole other subject.

01:40:12.900 I said that was for after, but you went right to it.

01:40:15.560 And she was all, like, play the vid anyway.

01:40:17.540 So, anyway.

01:40:18.900 But there is one of his videos that he does kind of explain, like, how he makes it.

01:40:24.980 Like, I do recall kind of seeing something like that where he's showing everybody how to take,

01:40:28.920 because he puts it in a paint can for one. 0.96

01:40:31.140 And then you take the paint can lid, drill the holes for the fucking copper and all that. 0.98

01:40:36.840 But, yeah. 0.99

01:40:37.380 Like, just go through his profile.

01:40:39.060 There's definitely one video.

01:40:40.520 I don't know how in-depth he gets into what he built, but he does kind of anyway.

01:40:47.160 Yeah.

01:40:48.060 That's very interesting.

01:40:51.180 I can't wait to.

01:40:52.860 Sorry.

01:40:53.180 I'm, like, thinking a thousand things.

01:40:54.420 But, yeah.

01:40:55.800 I feel like we could build some of this stuff and, like, you know.

01:40:59.440 So, yeah.

01:41:01.180 We have clouds, guys.

01:41:03.440 It'd be fun to just try it out anyway.

01:41:05.820 Right? 1.00

01:41:06.280 Let's build some shit and put some clouds away. 1.00

01:41:08.400 Like, imagine. 1.00

01:41:09.980 Oh.

01:41:10.600 Yeah.

01:41:11.060 Right?

01:41:12.000 Okay.

01:41:12.520 So, I guess I'm going to do this.

01:41:13.200 Look at that.

01:41:14.140 I don't know what this is.

01:41:15.340 Yeah.

01:41:15.580 Apparently, we're going into the...

01:41:17.440 Yeah.

01:41:17.860 We're going into the...

01:41:18.860 Okay.

01:41:19.240 I got a dip because I got to serve... 0.99

01:41:21.180 I got to serve supper and shit like that. 0.95

01:41:23.160 But thanks for having me on, guys. 0.85

01:41:24.420 Sorry for being so demanding.

01:41:26.060 No.

01:41:26.460 That was perfect.

01:41:27.500 That's why I thought that worked out super great.

01:41:29.680 It was nice to see you.

01:41:30.860 Yeah.

01:41:31.080 It was great. 1.00

01:41:31.800 And, fuck, I'm excited about this fucking cloud go away machine. 1.00

01:41:35.380 So... 1.00

01:41:35.440 And also, can we talk about your fire fucking internet? 0.99

01:41:39.240 Oh, yeah. 0.99

01:41:40.380 Yeah.

01:41:40.660 Yeah.

01:41:41.100 Yeah, it is fun.

01:41:42.600 All right, guys.

01:41:44.020 Ciao for now.

01:41:45.260 Yeah. 1.00

01:41:45.320 Fuckin' eight. 1.00

01:41:45.900 Bye. 0.99

01:41:48.320 Maybe I won't start light.

01:41:51.960 That'd be fun.

01:41:53.660 Don't even start.

01:41:55.000 All right.

01:41:55.240 So, now we're apparently into the red heifer now.

01:41:59.580 I guess.

01:42:00.120 I'm putting followers in on the dissident right media for the longest time. 0.94

01:42:03.780 The Jew hate media. 1.00

01:42:05.140 Yeah. 0.86

01:42:05.360 Do you have my tweet that I actually put on my...

01:42:07.620 I like them.

01:42:09.580 So, I...

01:42:10.580 Basically, what happened...

01:42:12.100 If you want to go to the first slide first before we play the video...

01:42:15.580 About a month ago, on July 1st, there was an announcement that they were going to do a practice run of the red heifer.

01:42:27.540 And prior to this, the media outrage that the Jews were going to go do this red heifer, you had these lunatics like Stu Peters and others who were saying, this is going to usher in the Antichrist, blah, blah, blah.

01:42:41.560 And it was like a real big media ballagon.

01:42:44.020 It was really a bad twist.

01:42:47.300 So, they said that they were...

01:42:49.020 And also, the government wasn't going to let them.

01:42:50.780 So, what they did was they said, we're just going to do a practice one with a disqualified...

01:42:55.620 One of the five disqualified cows.

01:42:57.440 So, the government said, okay, whatever.

01:43:00.120 They ended up going out, doing a real cow.

01:43:05.640 The cow's name was Tikva.

01:43:08.600 They made the offering.

01:43:11.020 And actually, it was a real offering.

01:43:14.840 They did it all by the laws.

01:43:16.560 And I have with me some of the ashes right here.

01:43:22.140 Red heifer ashes.

01:43:24.640 And it's pretty incredible.

01:43:26.640 The red heifer, the last time that the red heifer was done was over 2,000 years ago.

01:43:31.460 The first time, it was done by Moses.

01:43:33.660 The second time, it was done by Ezra from the book in the Bible.

01:43:37.400 And that shows you how long the ashes can last for.

01:43:41.600 So, a pure red heifer doesn't come about all the time.

01:43:45.320 And in this generation, we had 21 of them that were born.

01:43:49.900 Pure.

01:43:50.620 Pure.

01:43:51.680 They picked seven to bring to Israel.

01:43:54.640 Israel.

01:43:55.620 And out of the seven, Israel only allowed them to have five brought in.

01:44:01.480 And they've been sitting around, just doing nothing, because the media outrage has been so astronomical about it.

01:44:08.160 But the red heifer people, they fooled everybody.

01:44:13.360 And they successfully performed the ritual about a month ago.

01:44:17.820 Now, in the ritual, you're supposed to have hyssop.

01:44:21.180 I have also hyssop that is from the actual ritual.

01:44:24.940 And also, the red heifer ashes.

01:44:28.880 And these get put into a clay jar and then sprinkled on people in a healing ritual.

01:44:35.220 And it removes the impurity of death and allows for people to heal.

01:44:40.040 So, since this started, they have been sprinkling on people.

01:44:44.080 There was a man with Alzheimer's who just started remembering everything.

01:44:48.280 Sight to the blind.

01:44:49.460 And there's some real miracles that have happened in the last month since this thing has gone down.

01:44:55.240 But the ashes, just like I have a little bag, there was 10 and a half gallons of ashes.

01:45:01.520 And this is only a dime bag full.

01:45:03.480 And these ashes have been disseminated.

01:45:05.060 They're here to stay.

01:45:06.240 They will never be found.

01:45:08.360 A dime bag.

01:45:08.800 So many people have them.

01:45:10.960 And this little bag can power about 10,000 doses.

01:45:16.040 Excuse me?

01:45:16.960 Power about.

01:45:17.860 That makes it sound like a really potent cocaine.

01:45:20.880 It packs a bunch, yeah.

01:45:21.780 This is the stuff right here, man.

01:45:24.380 Test it for fentanyl.

01:45:25.180 This is the.

01:45:25.900 Yeah, right?

01:45:27.820 But we could go smoke this after the show.

01:45:30.700 Snort that.

01:45:31.680 No, I'm just kidding.

01:45:32.720 Come back from the dead after you do something like that.

01:45:34.980 But I have a video from the ritual.

01:45:36.740 And if you want to play it, I don't know if you.

01:45:39.720 It has copyrighted music.

01:45:42.360 Can you slide it so people could see the slide?

01:45:45.540 So these are the slides of the actual.

01:45:48.900 Of the actual ceremony being taken place.

01:45:53.540 And that's Tikva.

01:45:55.940 And everything was done specifically according to Halakha, which is Jewish law.

01:46:01.700 What?

01:46:02.540 It was a perfect cow. 0.99

01:46:03.960 And meaning that it doesn't have a single hair that is not red.

01:46:10.700 It's just a waste of steak.

01:46:12.680 And also it could never have been burdened with work.

01:46:16.860 So you can't, you can't even lean a shovel up against the cow.

01:46:20.080 They have to be treated in a very specific way for their whole life.

01:46:23.200 And then the person who does the ritual can never have been in contact with death.

01:46:29.800 So the, so basically they're not allowed to go to, they have to be of a specific bloodline.

01:46:34.620 And what they do was they raise these children in like these elevated homes above the ground.

01:46:41.180 And they never leave the home until they're ready to do the rituals.

01:46:44.320 And that's like how they never come into contact with death.

01:46:49.280 So the priest who did this literally lived in his home for over 20 years before he never left.

01:46:56.280 Nope.

01:46:56.980 Because he was born to do this ritual.

01:46:59.480 Wow.

01:46:59.860 And now that it's been done, the Messiah can come.

01:47:05.660 Okay.

01:47:06.160 So this is, you're talking, you're talking about the return of the Messiah.

01:47:09.080 Return of the Messiah.

01:47:10.620 Here we go.

01:47:11.600 So, so this is, this is like the, the Jewish Messiah is going to come back. 0.97

01:47:18.240 Would that be similar?

01:47:19.680 Would that be like the return of Christ or would it, would it be a different?

01:47:22.380 Here's the thing.

01:47:23.120 I think the most fundamental difference between Judaism and Christianity is that Judaism actually 1.00

01:47:29.580 believes in reincarnation.

01:47:31.340 And so the Messiah is here in every generation.

01:47:34.940 And there's a process by which we are awakened enough to accept the Messiah.

01:47:41.200 So if the Messiah doesn't come, he dies.

01:47:43.780 He's reconstituted, born into the matrix again, and has to find his way back to another thing.

01:47:49.960 We can't build the temple until this happened.

01:47:52.600 And now that this happened, the Messiah can come build the third temple in Jerusalem.

01:48:02.480 Sturation of Ozzy on the shitter in the book.

01:48:04.980 Everybody poops. 0.95

01:48:06.560 It's funny.

01:48:07.060 Did Ozzy?

01:48:09.820 Okay.

01:48:12.180 Wow. 1.00

01:48:13.540 That is fucked. 1.00

01:48:14.700 And there's Tom. 1.00

01:48:16.980 That is definitely fucked. 1.00

01:48:20.120 Yeah, right? 1.00

01:48:21.500 Just like that.

01:48:23.560 No, that's like, I don't know.

01:48:27.400 It's weird to actually believe that.

01:48:29.180 But I just see that as a very, very large waste of perfectly good meat.

01:48:35.220 That's crazy, though.

01:48:36.800 I could have made many burgers, steaks.

01:48:40.000 It is.

01:48:40.440 It is crazy.

01:48:42.620 Body's like carrying around the ashes. 1.00

01:48:44.340 Like, fucking, like, come on. 1.00

01:48:46.380 Really? 1.00

01:48:48.100 Like, it's something fucking, yeah. 0.99

01:48:50.440 I know, it's a lot. 0.99

01:48:52.440 And the cow could never have been burdened with work.

01:48:56.680 And, like, the person could never have seen death.

01:48:59.180 Like, there's a lot happening there.

01:49:01.180 Yeah, there's definitely a lot happening there.

01:49:04.380 So, wow.

01:49:06.360 We'll see.

01:49:07.440 We'll see if their fake messiah comes, I guess.

01:49:10.500 I guess so.

01:49:12.420 I don't know. 1.00

01:49:13.100 But I'm going to take something to kill. 1.00

01:49:14.920 Fucking Jews. 1.00

01:49:16.060 You know? 1.00

01:49:16.560 Yeah. 1.00

01:49:16.620 Well, I guess, speaking of Jews, because we've got all those fucking Palestinians going around. 1.00

01:49:24.820 Apparently, the Quebecers are finally, kind of, sort of, taking a stand. 0.99

01:49:30.400 Yeah.

01:49:30.700 Yeah.

01:49:30.840 Yeah.

01:49:31.400 Yeah.

01:49:31.740 Yeah.

01:49:32.740 Yeah.

01:49:33.740 Yeah.

01:49:34.740 Yeah.

01:49:35.740 Yeah.

01:49:36.740 Yeah.

01:49:37.740 Yeah.

01:49:38.740 Yeah.

01:49:39.740 Yeah.

01:49:40.740 Yeah.

01:49:41.740 Yeah.

01:49:42.740 Yeah.

01:49:43.740 Yeah.

01:49:44.740 Yeah.

01:49:45.740 Yeah.

01:49:46.600 Nice.

01:49:48.600 Nice.

01:49:49.600 Was that a Palestinian?

01:49:52.600 Maybe not the...

01:49:53.600 Well, yeah.

01:49:54.600 They were looking at the Palestinians there.

01:49:57.600 That's beautiful.

01:49:58.600 I mean, the en français part, I could, you know, whatever, I don't care about that.

01:50:02.600 But...

01:50:03.600 Yeah.

01:50:04.600 They were looking at the Palestinians there.

01:50:07.600 That's beautiful.

01:50:08.600 I mean, the en français part, I could, you know, whatever, I don't care about that.

01:50:11.600 But...

01:50:12.600 Yeah.

01:50:13.600 Yeah.

01:50:14.600 Yeah.

01:50:15.600 Well...

01:50:16.600 Let's see them fight.

01:50:17.600 That's what I want to see.

01:50:18.600 Let's go.

01:50:19.600 100%.

01:50:20.600 Let's go ahead.

01:50:21.600 Let's go.

01:50:22.600 100%.

01:50:23.600 Let's go ahead.

01:50:24.600 I like that.

01:50:25.600 Let's get a group and... 1.00

01:50:27.600 Oh, fuck. 1.00

01:50:28.600 What are you doing? 1.00

01:50:29.600 Do you even know what you're doing?

01:50:30.600 Yeah. 0.87

01:50:31.600 I'm in the trash.

01:50:32.600 Yeah.

01:50:33.600 I'm in trash here.

01:50:34.600 Okay.

01:50:35.600 Sure.

01:50:36.600 I had a drink.

01:50:37.600 I'm in a diet, but I don't have a drink, so...

01:50:39.600 You have to wait.

01:50:40.600 I'll be right back.

01:50:41.600 Oh, my God.

01:50:42.600 God.

01:50:43.600 I'm, like, literally, like, three seconds from my fridge.

01:50:46.600 Chill out.

01:50:47.600 Yeah.

01:50:48.600 I bet.

01:50:49.600 I can't believe it.

01:50:53.600 She's not even... 0.95

01:50:54.600 Doesn't even have her stuff, like, right there and ready.

01:50:56.600 Right? 0.94

01:50:57.600 She's the one who's all like, oh, we're gonna stream, and then fucking immediately, like, 1.00

01:51:00.600 no, we're gonna do it, like, right now. 0.94

01:51:02.600 Okay.

01:51:03.600 Always stepping away.

01:51:06.600 That's...

01:51:07.600 That's what you gotta do.

01:51:09.600 Uh...

01:51:10.600 Well, yeah, they're not saying...

01:51:12.600 Yeah, that part does...

01:51:13.600 Yeah.

01:51:14.600 But, I mean, still.

01:51:15.600 Right? 1.00

01:51:16.600 Fuck these Palestinian idiots in the streets. 1.00

01:51:20.600 That's what I say. 1.00

01:51:21.600 I think as soon as you wave a flag that isn't here, you should be sent to the fucking origins 1.00

01:51:26.600 of that flag. 1.00

01:51:27.600 Or go back to the country. 1.00

01:51:30.600 Just like all the fucking... 1.00

01:51:31.600 No, but that's what I mean. 1.00

01:51:32.600 If you're waving a fucking Palestinian flag, well, fuck. 1.00

01:51:35.600 Peace. 1.00

01:51:36.600 You're going.

01:51:37.600 Yeah. 0.99

01:51:38.600 Why the fuck aren't you there, then? 0.99

01:51:39.600 Just like all the... 1.00

01:51:40.600 When we had the fucking... 0.99

01:51:42.600 The ice riots. 1.00

01:51:43.600 It's like, if you wanna go back to Mexico so bad, then why the fuck aren't you there? 0.99

01:51:47.600 Like, go back then. 0.99

01:51:49.600 Like... 1.00

01:51:50.600 Don't fucking wave a Mexican flag in the middle of the fucking United States where you're 1.00

01:51:55.600 fucking... 1.00

01:51:56.600 Where you are, not legally, and then act like, go back to Mexico. 1.00

01:51:59.600 What the fuck? 1.00

01:52:00.600 I'm gonna call put up. 1.00

01:52:01.600 I'm gonna call put up.

01:52:02.600 I'm gonna call put up, Paul.

01:52:04.600 That's all right.

01:52:05.600 If you're here and you want to get into the States, I hear all you gotta do is rent a... 0.99

01:52:09.600 Rent a jet ski there, a Sea-Doo, and just fucking... 0.99

01:52:13.600 Just go. 0.99

01:52:14.600 Yeah, that's an old trick, though.

01:52:16.600 Well, we had it, apparently.

01:52:19.600 Some dude from Toronto.

01:52:20.600 Well, not from Toronto, obviously. 0.95

01:52:23.600 Um, but Toronto man, uh, showed up here, fucking rented a Sea-Doo, and then cut across the river. 0.87

01:52:30.600 And the only reason that they know that this man is now illegally in the U.S. is because, 0.94

01:52:35.600 again, he rented the Sea-Doo.

01:52:37.600 The Sea-Doo.

01:52:38.600 So when the Sea-Doo did not come back, they called the cops, and yeah, they ended up finding 0.97

01:52:42.600 it on the, uh, American side, and he's somewhere in the States now.

01:52:48.600 Yeah.

01:52:49.600 I love that.

01:52:50.600 Make sure you use your credit card, too.

01:52:52.600 Yeah, right?

01:52:53.600 Well, and that's just it, though, because they have his name, they've got, like...

01:52:57.600 His driver's license and everything. 0.99

01:52:58.600 You should've just fucking stole somebody's fucking... 0.99

01:53:00.600 Yeah, like, why don't you just steal one? 1.00

01:53:02.600 You can't use your rent a Sea-Doo without using your fucking driver's license or credit 1.00

01:53:06.600 card. 1.00

01:53:07.600 Like, you have to have ID to rent shit like that, so... 0.99

01:53:10.600 Whoa. 1.00

01:53:11.600 Low IQ. 0.78

01:53:12.600 What are you gonna do? 0.86

01:53:13.600 Nope.

01:53:14.600 Nope.

01:53:15.600 It's a good time.

01:53:16.600 Or he had fake ID when he was renting it, maybe. 1.00

01:53:19.600 Fucking video of that stupid Indian. 1.00

01:53:21.600 I ain't doing the... 1.00

01:53:23.600 I feel like that doesn't narrow down.

01:53:26.600 Yeah, well, he didn't, but... 0.99

01:53:29.600 How about that one of the fucking retired Indians of Florida where he does the fucking 1.00

01:53:32.600 U-turn? 1.00

01:53:33.600 Yeah.

01:53:34.600 See, the thing I find really interesting is, like, why has nobody been flipping out about

01:53:43.600 all the jeats that have been killing people on the roads in Canada?

01:53:45.600 She's been killing people on the roads with the transport trucks every single day. 1.00

01:53:49.600 Here.

01:53:50.600 Every single day.

01:53:52.600 Well, why is no one talking about it?

01:53:54.600 Well, actually, though, here's another...

01:53:56.600 Here's a fun fact, though.

01:53:58.600 But...

01:53:59.600 Well, no, here's a fun fact, is that this isn't the first time that particular driver has 0.78

01:54:06.600 done something utterly retarded. 0.99

01:54:09.600 Apparently, I saw a reel on this that people dug some info up, and apparently in 2019, because 0.99

01:54:16.600 this retard doesn't know how to fucking read English and was just following his GPS, he 1.00

01:54:21.600 He didn't realize that a wooden bridge that he was approaching was not meant to take the 1.00

01:54:26.600 weight that he was carrying.

01:54:28.600 Oh, yeah! 1.00

01:54:29.600 And he fucking collapsed the whole fucking bridge. 0.99

01:54:31.600 There's videos of that all over the fucking internet of them not being able to read the 1.00

01:54:36.600 signs that they're going down. 0.99

01:54:37.600 Yeah.

01:54:38.600 Same guy.

01:54:39.600 Same guy.

01:54:40.600 Yeah.

01:54:41.600 Same guy.

01:54:42.600 They let him drive a truck again. 0.99

01:54:43.600 Oh, I'm doing an unboxing on my Amazon fucking delivery just that year. 0.99

01:54:48.600 I ordered a rug. 0.99

01:54:49.600 Oh.

01:54:50.600 There was actually...

01:54:51.600 There was a guy in Ontario who did the same U-turn.

01:54:54.600 The only difference is nobody was coming.

01:54:57.600 So...

01:54:58.600 But... 1.00

01:54:59.600 They're doing the same shit. 1.00

01:55:00.600 Yeah, that minivan didn't stand a chance, but that's also because they definitely didn't... 0.99

01:55:04.600 What's the word?

01:55:05.600 They...

01:55:06.600 They didn't even think about the fact that they were in the far right lane and decided

01:55:09.600 to do a U-turn into four lanes of traffic.

01:55:12.600 That was behind them.

01:55:13.600 Like, again. 0.99

01:55:14.600 Fucking reason. 0.99

01:55:15.600 I know South Price is the only reason they stand in front of a plane. 1.00

01:55:19.600 Or a train.

01:55:20.600 Ugh! 0.97

01:55:21.600 I think that Amazon has to tell me.

01:55:25.600 There we go.

01:55:29.600 Tread...

01:55:30.600 Tread forgot Shane's name there.

01:55:32.600 I didn't just tell her.

01:55:34.600 Nope.

01:55:35.600 You gotta take your member berries there, Tread.

01:55:38.600 Member berries.

01:55:39.600 So you can member stuff.

01:55:41.600 Enough.

01:55:42.600 You know?

01:55:43.600 What's Tom saying here?

01:55:45.600 Since 2020, 10,747 full of people are the equivalent to the amount of Canadians killed

01:55:51.600 by a jeep.

01:55:53.600 Huh.

01:55:54.600 Yeah, probably.

01:55:55.600 10,747.

01:55:56.600 10,747.

01:55:57.600 Oh, 10,47.

01:55:58.600 Okay.

01:55:59.600 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:56:00.600 So...

01:56:01.600 Since 2020.

01:56:02.600 Oh, he scammed his license.

01:56:03.600 Oh, he scammed his license.

01:56:05.600 Okay, there you go. 1.00

01:56:07.600 MDOT's got the fucking... 1.00

01:56:08.600 He's got the deets. 1.00

01:56:09.600 Scammed his license in California where everyone is allowed.

01:56:13.600 Yeah.

01:56:14.600 Why?

01:56:15.600 And that just sounds like Canada. 1.00

01:56:16.600 Because, I mean, fuck, we got the Ontario... 1.00

01:56:18.600 Or the... 1.00

01:56:19.600 What is it?

01:56:20.600 The driver certification program here.

01:56:21.600 Great.

01:56:22.600 Where we're just like, oh, what's that?

01:56:23.600 You own a truck income.

01:56:24.600 We'll let you license your own drivers.

01:56:27.600 Yeah.

01:56:28.600 What could go wrong?

01:56:29.600 Well, yeah.

01:56:30.600 But they're working everywhere in all of the cities. 0.99

01:56:34.600 What in the fuck is this? 0.99

01:56:38.600 It's a rug. 1.00

01:56:39.600 Does it really tie the room together?

01:56:42.600 Yeah.

01:56:43.600 Yeah.

01:56:44.600 Yeah.

01:56:45.600 The Chinaman is not the issue here, Walter. 0.70

01:56:48.600 Maybe.

01:56:49.600 It's one of those washable rugs.

01:56:51.600 Sure.

01:56:52.600 I got it.

01:56:53.600 I got it for my living room where my back door is where I have to bring in wood and stuff

01:57:00.600 for my wood stove.

01:57:02.600 Right.

01:57:03.600 Yeah.

01:57:04.600 Well, I thought...

01:57:05.600 Because it's like, not one of my really nice, whatchamacallit ones.

01:57:10.600 One of the ones that are like, you know, hand-woven.

01:57:15.600 Those ones.

01:57:16.600 So this one I can walk off.

01:57:18.600 So I should come by and pee on it?

01:57:20.600 Please don't pee on the rug.

01:57:22.600 It really ties the room together.

01:57:26.600 Don't be praising her rug.

01:57:31.600 If I get a white Russian, I feel like I should take... 1.00

01:57:34.600 I have my Walter outfit still.

01:57:36.600 I should put my Walter outfit on and lie on the rug with a white Russian. 1.00

01:57:41.600 I feel like only certain people would get that.

01:57:43.600 This is nice.

01:57:44.600 This is nice.

01:57:45.600 It does kind of make me want to watch that movie again though.

01:57:48.600 Right?

01:57:49.600 I haven't watched it in a while.

01:57:51.600 Big Lebowski was good.

01:57:52.600 Right here.

01:57:53.600 I got it right there.

01:57:54.600 That's one...

01:57:55.600 I have the...

01:57:56.600 I have the other version.

01:57:57.600 Yeah.

01:57:58.600 It's definitely a good one.

01:57:59.600 Definitely.

01:58:00.600 It's so good.

01:58:01.600 Love a new rug.

01:58:02.600 Right?

01:58:03.600 Love a new rug.

01:58:04.600 Right?

01:58:05.600 It's the little things.

01:58:06.600 I got a chopper the other day too.

01:58:07.600 One of those alligator things where you just put the like the vegetable on it and go like

01:58:12.600 that and it just puts it into cubes or whatever.

01:58:14.600 Right.

01:58:15.600 Right.

01:58:16.600 Just when my arthritis is bad, it makes everything better. 1.00

01:58:20.600 I fucking hate chopping shit. 1.00

01:58:23.600 Me too. 1.00

01:58:24.600 One thing I... 0.99

01:58:25.600 I can't fucking stand it. 0.98

01:58:27.600 I hate prep work. 1.00

01:58:28.600 Fuck that. 1.00

01:58:31.600 I like the prep work because I like the gratification of everything being the exact same size and everything 1.00

01:58:37.600 like super uniform and the same little...

01:58:39.600 That makes me super happy because when it's not like that, I'm not happy.

01:58:44.600 So I kind of like to do that stuff myself.

01:58:47.600 I like the prep work of it, but I also like cooking.

01:58:51.600 So yeah, this is going to be good.

01:58:53.600 Perfect.

01:58:54.600 It's not going to be like...

01:58:55.600 Yeah.

01:58:56.600 It's good.

01:58:57.600 I like it.

01:58:58.600 It matches the furniture.

01:58:59.600 It's good. 1.00

01:59:00.600 It'll match the stupid wall here and the stupid wall there. 1.00

01:59:03.600 Matches the drapes? 1.00

01:59:04.600 Does the carpet match the drapes?

01:59:06.600 The carpet match the drapes?

01:59:08.600 Kind of, I guess.

01:59:10.600 Yeah.

01:59:11.600 Because my drapes are like white French cotton or linen, I mean.

01:59:16.600 Yep.

01:59:17.600 They match.

01:59:18.600 What?

01:59:19.600 I don't want to... 0.99

01:59:20.600 God damn it. 1.00

01:59:21.600 God damn it. 1.00

01:59:22.600 I mean, I guess that's a trade off. 0.99

01:59:24.600 I suppose, but...

01:59:26.600 See?

01:59:27.600 You carry.

01:59:28.600 That also means I have to go to the grocery store. 1.00

01:59:31.600 I was just going to say, it means you have to go to the grocery store and not be an asshole 1.00

01:59:34.600 like we talked about earlier. 1.00

01:59:36.600 Oh, that doesn't happen.

01:59:39.600 I know.

01:59:40.600 That's the problem. 0.99

01:59:41.600 You can't do it without not being a dickhead. 0.99

01:59:43.600 So... 0.99

01:59:44.600 I can't...

01:59:45.600 I'll be... 0.99

01:59:46.600 I can't go out in public without being a dickhead. 0.99

01:59:49.600 That's really what it comes down to. 0.97

01:59:50.600 As soon as I get into public. 1.00

01:59:52.600 You're an idiot. 1.00

01:59:53.600 Right? 1.00

01:59:54.600 I'm...

01:59:55.600 Yeah.

01:59:56.600 You know.

01:59:57.600 Well, there you go.

01:59:58.600 They slip around on tiles and stuff?

01:59:59.600 Aw.

02:00:00.600 Non-slip backing.

02:00:01.600 No, it has the non-slip backing and you can legitimately wash them.

02:00:04.600 I have a couple of them already.

02:00:06.600 I have one at my front door.

02:00:09.600 Um...

02:00:10.600 It's really nice that I have a runner going down to my basement.

02:00:15.600 Really nice.

02:00:16.600 I like them because, again, they're really easy to clean.

02:00:20.600 And I like to wear my shoes because...

02:00:24.600 Whatever.

02:00:27.600 You know.

02:00:28.600 If I'm outside and I'm getting wood and everything...

02:00:30.600 Rugs are easy.

02:00:32.600 Rugs are easy to clean.

02:00:33.600 You just get a vacuum.

02:00:35.600 Yeah, no, totally.

02:00:36.600 But then after a while, you have to get them professionally clean.

02:00:38.600 Right?

02:00:39.600 Take your rugs and get them cleaned and stuff.

02:00:40.600 Why?

02:00:41.600 And I know how much it is to clean rugs.

02:00:42.600 Why?

02:00:43.600 You're just walking on it?

02:00:44.600 No.

02:00:45.600 I'm walking here!

02:00:47.600 Yeah, you're just walking on it.

02:00:49.600 Who cares?

02:00:51.600 Oh, I don't want it to get dirty.

02:00:52.600 What if you're, like, lying on the rug?

02:00:53.600 That's weird.

02:00:56.600 Oh, that's funny.

02:00:57.600 Oh, no.

02:00:59.600 Hey?

02:01:00.600 Trad says she's not.

02:01:01.600 So what that means is she's probably gonna hire some crackheads to do it for her 1.00

02:01:06.600 because they already know how.

02:01:08.600 ...

02:01:09.600 ...

02:01:11.600 That's amazing.

02:01:12.600 She's gonna start paying the local crackheads for getting her copper. 1.00

02:01:16.600 Yeah.

02:01:17.600 She's gonna go into town. 0.69

02:01:18.600 Yeah, go into town offer some crackhead 20 bucks to go steal her a bunch of copper. 1.00

02:01:21.600 That's what's going to happen.

02:01:22.600 ...

02:01:23.600 just make sure you show the pictures of what size you want

02:01:26.640 oh that's great i love it

02:01:30.200 what size of washing machine you can put your your rug in

02:01:35.560 m1 dot wants uh wants an impromptu rug cleaning vid 0.97

02:01:41.080 i think you gotta pay extra for that a rug rug cleaning vid oh yeah definitely if you want me

02:01:49.380 to shake out a rug that's gonna cost you extra okay we don't shake anything lean in your rug with

02:01:55.260 sarah it's 2025 nothing in life is free anymore i remember the 90s when things used to be free

02:02:05.460 titties all of the things not anymore this is the age of commerce now wow actually it's funny

02:02:13.320 you mentioned titties uh i just thought about in montreal connor got to see his first pair of 0.99

02:02:18.120 titties shut up were they crackhead titties no actually i mean they were like uh probably like 1.00

02:02:24.740 communist lesbian titties but uh it was just some chicken well no i mean if you go neck down 1.00

02:02:31.740 not so bad right neck down wasn't so bad neck up whole other story but uh she was cruising through 0.99

02:02:42.280 with just a mesh shirt and nothing underneath i was like ah all right well it wasn't a hot one

02:02:48.900 it was a dyke yeah poor hey my first pair my first pair was a national geographic so he's already 1.00

02:02:56.980 improved from mine also i feel like it's not 0.97

02:03:01.520 but i feel like that's great for you yeah well whatever those are like antifa titties 0.98

02:03:10.500 but yeah that's basically at least show him leave out a fucking like an old playboy or something so 0.99

02:03:16.820 he can see a real set of titties i can't no i'm not doing that not yet i mean like it sounds like 0.98

02:03:23.260 yeah i was gonna say like that's bordering into an area that's weird i don't make it we're just

02:03:30.520 walking down the street i mean like we were just walking down the street and all of a sudden i look 0.97

02:03:35.040 up right i look up like he's gonna see tits at least let him see a regular set of tits so he doesn't 1.00

02:03:41.640 think they all look like bulldike mcducterson out there and and tom no actually i mean they 0.97

02:03:48.020 they were at like again neck down decent neck up whole other story

02:03:55.100 okay i'm not i'm not gonna lie like if you're looking at just that particular part

02:04:02.380 so it was like uh what is that called what is it when they put the bag when you do the bag over

02:04:06.320 the head it's a butter face it's a butter face butter face yeah everything's good butter face

02:04:12.340 that's nice right that's what it is

02:04:17.160 i can't help it that that's what it is

02:04:21.800 good for you i like that 0.98

02:04:23.340 maybe i feel like you should do some actual titties though you need to do that 0.96

02:04:28.660 you need to do that just be thankful just be thankful i'm not talking about the tokyo drift 0.77

02:04:32.640 see

02:04:33.880 what's the tokyo drift and this is see i'd rather read a playboy than go on the internet exactly my point 0.99

02:04:41.540 that's true i don't see a real titty so he doesn't see whatever the fuck he sees on the internet 0.95

02:04:46.020 that is not real let him know what a real titty looks like that is a fair point that is a fair point 0.98

02:04:51.940 because he can see a kitty on the internet that might not even be a girl titty

02:04:55.860 that's a good point it's true

02:05:00.920 but yeah i think i think i gotta wait before i start leaving porno mags around

02:05:07.940 yeah you can't be porno mags around yet it's been like a year yeah i mean

02:05:11.220 yeah a year well more than a year definitely more than a year

02:05:15.460 is he not 12 no he's 10

02:05:18.900 all right yeah that's why i was like when when they popped up on the street there i was like 0.92

02:05:24.800 shit am i supposed to like cover his eyes or something like 0.89

02:05:27.920 am i supposed to do anything here or am i supposed to just let him enjoy them 1.00

02:05:33.620 let him enjoy them that don't like don't hyper sexualize titties because again it's like that's 0.99

02:05:40.800 why like i can't walk out of a fucking into the grocery store wearing a fucking t-shirt without a 0.99

02:05:45.620 bra without men following me for some reason guys relax i just i just played it like i didn't even see 0.98

02:05:53.180 it that's that's how i played it but first you did it was like all i could think of is there's his 0.98

02:05:59.000 first set of tits all right that's the only thing going through my mind 1.00

02:06:06.680 here's really cute to show you where to place your rug 0.98

02:06:09.400 like they give you like a whole map oh you know why

02:06:14.220 jeez i keep forgetting i keep forgetting now that everything

02:06:19.040 that has to have a picture on it because jeez why would they why would they have a rug

02:06:24.520 because they go down and they do the things on the floor like the eating and stuff right

02:06:32.680 isn't that what happens i think that's what they do right something like that i don't know i just feel

02:06:39.800 like everything comes with pictures it can't be for all the nigglets because the nigglets can actually 1.00

02:06:45.080 read sometimes but none of the jeets can like that's why there are pictures of their stuff everywhere

02:06:52.120 that's why they can't read street signs and stuff because i don't think i don't think that they're

02:06:56.360 i don't think they would get rugs right why would they have rugs unless they think they can fly them

02:07:03.320 maybe maybe that's why they sit on the floor and eat because they're imagining themselves being on

02:07:09.080 like on a magic carpet ride i can show you well maybe something to that effect anyway maybe

02:07:17.080 they are lamps and i don't know sure i don't know i don't know what they do i have not spent any time

02:07:25.240 with them i don't intend on spending any time with them and i actually don't know i just want them all

02:07:30.360 to go back all of them should go home back to their countries calisthenia all of the things with the 1.00

02:07:39.560 things on the fucking head and the bobbing of the head back and forth and any of the things 0.99

02:07:45.000 fucking bye chris chris is trying to get banned who's trying to get banned chris's trying to get 1.00

02:07:53.800 banned you're not you're not supposed to praise her chris you know that don't say anything nice 0.98

02:08:00.440 no no one is allowed to do that yeah no no this is john's opportunity you know the rules chris

02:08:11.800 in public yes that's absolutely true i don't have it can't help it yeah right

02:08:21.800 i just yeah but anyway all right and towel plus rug equals camping 0.89

02:08:30.760 yeah you guys are ridiculous um whatever if chris wants to come on with you for a little bit i uh 0.88

02:08:41.880 i have to go shortly i i said i can only do a couple of hours because i have 0.97

02:08:47.080 it's seven o'clock here and i have to go into town so

02:08:50.200 let's see maybe i'll send him a link see if he comes in the lane give me a second 0.98

02:08:58.040 anything ground goes home or freeze out because i got a fucking oh you're gonna do it 0.99

02:09:02.840 yeah i guess i can't send it to him because i don't do you guys don't get to see that gotta pay 0.96

02:09:11.480 for that that is not free i got chiplins i'm doing it right now all right here we go

02:09:19.880 if you guys are still on when i'm done in town then maybe i'll pop back on but i gotta run into

02:09:27.480 town if you want to send tom one because you you can easily send yeah i can send tom one yeah no

02:09:34.200 i got chris i feel like it is from the thing where's tom although i don't know why i'm i don't

02:09:47.320 know why i'm letting chris on he's just gonna praise you and say nice things about you

02:09:51.560 oh imagine people saying nice things to me i know that makes you angry i sent it to you tom

02:09:55.720 yeah yeah right people are allowed to say nice things to me you know i'm a nice person

02:10:04.840 not to you but i mean that's i mean like you think about what how you talk like what you 1.00

02:10:13.320 you tell people how much of an asshole you are so i mean what do you think 1.00

02:10:17.000 also just a gentle reminder you started the stream in a fucking luchador mask 1.00

02:10:31.960 you tested my patience from the get-go you did it to yourself 0.99

02:10:40.360 that's all

02:10:40.760 that's what i do

02:10:50.600 okay i think that should be good whenever okay okay yeah

02:11:01.240 took a minute but we're finally good now

02:11:04.280 did you figure it out frozen yeah there we go yeah well this this laptop success that's all

02:11:16.760 what you know what isn't it like uh what's it called um

02:11:22.360 uh they call it back to school in some places in other places they call it like stealing from your

02:11:27.080 neighbor or whatever like just go steal someone else's laptop yeah right you live in Detroit or 0.98

02:11:32.200 whatever the fuck wait i'm sure there's a fucking maybe i could use the self-checkout 0.99

02:11:37.320 something from the fucking yeah oh yeah you were telling me about the self-checkout where they use 0.99

02:11:41.960 children to steal things yeah 0.99

02:11:45.480 well i i've i've started to

02:11:47.720 another kid no i i've

02:11:49.560 dollars and tell them to steal a laptop

02:11:52.920 no i i've i've come to realize that i mean the self-checkout should be called

02:11:57.480 for what it is which is the stealing section

02:12:03.560 it should it should remember when they had segregated remember when they had segregated

02:12:08.280 checkouts where it was like blacks went in one line and whites one of the other for like

02:12:12.040 you know everything i feel like that's like what they did with the self-checkouts without

02:12:16.600 actually saying blacks go here and whites go here 0.98

02:12:19.000 it's like subversionary fucking segregation because the only people to go for the self-checkouts 1.00

02:12:27.880 are the black people and the brown people that are stealing like segregating smokers smokers over 1.00

02:12:33.320 there non-smokers over there in section happy shiny people over there meat eaters over there 0.99

02:12:38.440 i remember when they did that it's important so they were like they segregated the the smoking

02:12:43.960 section by closing it off into a glass room and then all of a sudden it was like the entire

02:12:48.040 restaurant was in the two tables of the glass room and the rest of like the 20 tables in the

02:12:53.080 restaurant were empty and there was like 40 people in the tiny little room and then they were like oh 0.98

02:12:57.400 we fucked up yeah that sounds like a bit of a fuck up oh my god logistical nightmare 0.96

02:13:04.440 and one dot saying the self-checkout self-checkout is also a scam for the company 0.99

02:13:09.880 they have it so it marks some things up walmart got sued target as well

02:13:14.040 yeah but see that that's why i like to call it the stealing section right because you can mark the

02:13:20.120 price down if you want right you just pretend to scan it that's all yeah yeah

02:13:30.680 that actually happened to me uh fucking years ago uh hey guys that actually happened to me years ago in 0.89

02:13:36.200 the fucking food land it was uh during the summer it was busy as hell and i'm bringing my food through 0.97

02:13:41.080 and i had like a pack of chicken like this that was like fucking like 30 bucks yeah and it gets put 0.99

02:13:46.520 through and everything and uh so i get home and i'm looking at the bill going that's considerably 0.86

02:13:51.640 cheaper than what i expected to pay what's going on here so i'm looking at the bill and the chicken

02:13:55.240 wasn't on the bill so it turns out something weird on my face now well it's just my retarded 0.99

02:14:01.240 fucking beard so it turns out that fucking uh uh the cashier heard another cashier uh heard the 0.99

02:14:09.320 ding from another cashier and just assumed that was it and just sent it on so nice free chicken 0.99

02:14:18.600 it does look like i have something weird on my face doesn't my mic is still quiet yeah i don't

02:14:22.360 i don't understand why you're complaining oh my god i'm gonna go out anyway i like it when you don't

02:14:30.200 hear i'll try and come back after i run into town but like i said i just got to go and run into town

02:14:35.240 if you guys are stoked here sure i'll come back but it was nice to see everybody thanks everybody for

02:14:40.440 coming out today all right gay for random 0.96

02:14:43.720 i didn't know you guys were going to do the faithful is this the first one you've done since

02:14:50.680 the last time which was forever i think so yeah yeah well we didn't know either she's just being

02:14:56.120 all fucking like calling me i'm like oh we're gonna go now like right now well because you want to talk 0.94

02:15:02.280 to me for fucking two hours and i'm like just talk to me then there well no i was trying to find stuff 0.97

02:15:08.760 that we were gonna do and then you're just like okay we're gonna do it now oh yeah i don't 0.99

02:15:13.560 have time to wait for you to get fucking get your makeup on and shit powdery balls yeah katie 1.00

02:15:20.040 perry like get a hold of yourself you'll be all right 1.00

02:15:28.040 all right fuck you it's nice to see you see you later bye guys you guys not john but i'll be back 0.99

02:15:36.200 unbelievable 0.99

02:15:41.560 holy fuck did i ever get lester the lobster look really red on your uh on the screen here 1.00

02:15:46.680 holy fuck i see you see your iron man sticking up oh bad eh there we go 1.00

02:15:52.840 yeah look at it just got cooked all right 0.99

02:15:54.680 just just oh yeah i got so fucking baked on the weekend it's not even funny 0.96

02:15:59.720 it's like i was saying climate change yeah yeah max is the friggin weather forecast from cbc 0.99

02:16:10.440 we went from fucking cooking in the sun 30 degrees now it's like fucking 0.99

02:16:15.480 i got up this morning when i had to go to work and it's like holy 1.00

02:16:17.880 fuck what the hell man 0.95

02:16:23.160 yeah i had the same thing i woke up this morning 1.00

02:16:26.600 yeah i woke up fucking pretty cold this morning because i had like everything 0.94

02:16:30.760 all open but it was nice it was real nice 0.69

02:16:37.400 much much better than waking up sweaty and thick air and yeah is it raining there yeah

02:16:44.760 yeah yeah no i'm no longer translucent bat hat i now have actually toned to me so 0.99

02:16:50.440 antifa can fuck themselves 0.98

02:16:56.680 he's opaque now yeah i'm a bit on the pinkish side 1.00

02:17:04.120 but i bet your friday terry still smells like cheese though

02:17:09.000 said that yeah probably

02:17:10.280 who said that there was some antifa twat on x 0.57

02:17:14.680 how they were describing how

02:17:16.120 yeah yeah i said that tom was translucent

02:17:22.040 friday terry smelled like tom was translucent and that terry smelled like

02:17:25.080 old cheese there was the night we had monica 0.85

02:17:27.480 schaefer on because they said that she smelled like cat piss 1.00

02:17:29.960 well i think uh i think they probably they probably they're probably translucent smell

02:17:40.520 like old cheese and cat litter anyways because that's probably what because they live in a room

02:17:43.880 somewhere in their mom's basement oh yeah twiggy alien freaks everything they say is confession 0.96

02:17:49.720 through projection usually so pretty much yeah yeah yeah

02:17:54.360 confession through projection i like that chris that's pretty good that's not mine and that's

02:18:00.760 no but that's that's what a lot of them do right i like that particular phrasing of it

02:18:06.680 especially almost every politician everything they accuse you of they're guilty of um

02:18:11.000 oh like your average jewish guy yeah 1.00

02:18:14.840 fuck it's cool it's like did you guys see the fucking uh ai edit of leo frank 0.99

02:18:20.360 did did you see that johnny that i put in the hoff earlier the fucking ai edit somebody did of uh 0.99

02:18:26.280 uh adl and leo frank oh 0.98

02:18:28.600 fuck is that ever hilarious 0.97

02:18:31.400 who's leo i don't i don't think i did anyway leo frank is the jew that got caught 1.00

02:18:35.960 fucking murdering uh uh uh 0.98

02:18:38.520 oh okay 1.00

02:18:39.720 yeah okay yeah

02:18:44.040 have you seen that i put it up on facebook earlier today

02:18:46.600 yeah they stormed it and was that based on a true story i think right

02:18:54.600 yep yeah that's what i thought of that

02:18:59.080 i'm testing testing the boundaries of facebook lately

02:19:05.160 i've got a few bands here and there in the past couple weeks but yeah i don't think they haven't

02:19:09.960 man see i like what i find very no here's what i find weird now because like before

02:19:16.600 it used to be you just straight up get fucking banned now and this is where i'm confused 0.96

02:19:23.560 is like okay so the bands i'm getting are like you can't participate in group activity 0.89

02:19:29.000 yeah yeah well or joining calls why are you what yeah but that's a lie because it says that but i

02:19:37.560 join them all the time and can start them all the time still so i don't know why they even tell me that

02:19:41.560 it um but it's like it like i won't even like the band won't even come from something i've posted in

02:19:47.400 a group but group activities the only thing i'm banned from yeah like what the there's times where

02:19:53.640 i can't even so much as even like a fucking group post because i'm banned from using groups until said 0.96

02:19:58.520 date um but i can like like say say you put something up they'll let me like that or whatever 0.83

02:20:03.400 the case could be maybe even comment on it but i can't comment on actually sometimes i can't even 0.81

02:20:08.440 make comments or post at all period it's kind of like i'm stuck in the fucking corner making watching 0.96

02:20:12.200 everything right oh well i can't when i go to uh messenger i try to send out invites to usually

02:20:22.440 the same guys right and they say air maybe it's because they won't maybe because it's a group or

02:20:27.240 something i don't know i never usually have much problems with i don't know maybe it's it's probably 0.68

02:20:33.160 because they've figured out that you have like seven different fucking group chats with the same 0.94

02:20:37.960 fucking guys because you always create a new one every single time instead of going to the one 0.99

02:20:43.400 you've already got yeah it's yeah it's same three people yeah i wish i said ah the same people 0.99

02:20:51.640 yeah because there's been a couple of times i've gone

02:20:56.440 but there's been a couple times i've gone to send like a reel in it and it's like i'm trying to keep

02:21:00.440 them all in one but it's like i'll go and i'll see like five different ones that i could possibly send

02:21:05.480 it to and it's all the same you know if you look up redundant in the dictionary it says c redundant

02:21:16.360 yeah or chris

02:21:19.080 or chris

02:21:19.720 i'm the head of the department of renouncing here

02:21:28.120 yeah

02:21:28.600 oh 1.00

02:21:29.000 fuck 1.00

02:21:32.120 actually fuck that was something i forgot about what what's the deal with the 1.00

02:21:35.800 fucking cra right now there was something about taking oaths and fucking whatnot 0.99

02:21:40.040 i'm not gonna see that no i didn't i'm gonna have to look it up now 0.99

02:21:48.600 no

02:21:50.920 well you're a private sector

02:21:52.920 it's like some sort of legislation going through

02:21:56.200 um let me see if i put cra a little bit if that brings it up

02:22:00.440 i said when you said oath i mean like employees for cra i'm taking oath like cops or something or mailman

02:22:14.040 i don't know uh it's expanded audit powers why why are people talking like it's new this was back like the end of last year

02:22:20.440 expanded audit powers oh maybe maybe yeah maybe because it's going through now but it's yeah

02:22:29.320 new proposals to expand the audit powers of the canadian revenue agency under the income tax

02:22:35.560 act could significantly raise the risk that canadian taxpayers will find themselves in court or subject to penalties even before a tax audit is concluded

02:22:46.360 i'm soy jack

02:22:47.320 what the hell is actually that mean i hear so many terms nowadays that i'll hear it i'm just like 0.98

02:22:56.280 what the fuck does that mean oh jack 0.95

02:22:59.240 it's one of the memes 0.99

02:23:01.320 the sword jack

02:23:03.000 you're going to assess your audit make it a certain balance charge you a bunch of penalties and injuries based on that balance then complete the audit

02:23:11.240 then readjust the assessment and then your balance will be less and they'll have to readjust the interest

02:23:17.320 what yeah oh okay i get it now i'm one dot all right 0.99

02:23:26.360 it just sounds like another way that they can just fuck you over michelle 0.94

02:23:29.400 oh it is yeah of course finding new ways every year i do like i'm only doing personals for like three or four years but every year it's something new 0.99

02:23:38.440 so what do they do just get like a big bowl with a bunch of people's fucking names in it they go all 0.99

02:23:42.520 all right let's all right we're gonna audit this motherfucker now they pick something 1.00

02:23:47.000 three years something like auto expenses travel expenses said it's a wheel they spin 0.99

02:23:53.160 yeah we're gonna pick on this one

02:23:57.080 yeah and it's random year it could be something from two years ago

02:24:01.080 it's not so then you're like now i gotta go dig all that

02:24:04.600 shit out so now you get seven years you gotta keep stuff but they also have access to bank accounts 0.68

02:24:11.640 you didn't even know who you had oh yeah well that i already knew that they could just go through 0.95

02:24:16.680 anything that they wanted i already knew i already knew that not the little foot cultures they send out 1.00

02:24:22.440 to the businesses though i just i just yeah

02:24:24.200 i just ignore CRA all together usually

02:24:30.440 yeah that's not all right like they called me up

02:24:34.040 all right they called me up the other day and they're like they're they're like

02:24:39.080 you know you owe us money right i was like yeah

02:24:42.200 they're like so are you gonna pay it i'm like no

02:24:47.560 like whatever man they get yeah let's go

02:24:51.400 they'll they'll just take any refund you ever have

02:24:54.680 yeah so do i

02:24:57.080 okay yeah that's true but that's what i mean like i'm not going to voluntarily give it

02:25:04.520 they're gonna have to take that's i don't give a

02:25:09.720 the kind of person i am when it comes to the CRA if they want like first of all as soon as i find

02:25:13.880 out that i got anything going on with the CRA that i'll just immediately eliminate any way that

02:25:17.640 they're going to be able to get anything the only way they'd be able to get anything is go after

02:25:20.040 my job and then usually my response back to them would be with your want your money you're going

02:25:25.000 to have to get on your knees

02:25:28.680 and i'll leave it right there i just like talking with them

02:25:34.600 yeah i just like talking with them it's i deal with them on a professional level so yeah i know

02:25:40.120 i try to say it with a smile and i say a clear concise question so i can get the answer that i don't

02:25:46.520 want i want i don't want that whole brick of them all yeah unless you talk the better right don't

02:25:51.320 go oh no don't talk too much like a cop yeah oh yeah they're searching for something and everything

02:25:57.880 yeah so just give them what they need what's your date of birth boom date of birth that's it don't

02:26:03.080 don't feed them more than what they need talk about the weather oh you can talk about the weather 0.97

02:26:07.400 go for the fuck's sake oh you're kidding he's like oh where are you out bc what's the leg out bc 1.00

02:26:12.600 fuck in the back of your fucking neck talk oh yeah i didn't i'm just cooking yeah there it is 1.00

02:26:18.440 all right all right you redneck motherfucker i was out of it yesterday man i woke up yesterday 1.00

02:26:25.560 morning to get up for work if it's about five o'clock about ten after or so and i just i woke up 0.99

02:26:29.720 because my alarms are going off and i was just like you know what fuck this i was just cooked and uh i 0.95

02:26:36.280 i ended up yeah i fucking shut my uh went back to sleep and then i ended up i didn't get up until 0.95

02:26:40.760 probably about i don't know probably about a few minutes before i actually went on with you chris 0.94

02:26:44.440 yeah yeah you're hurt man that's what's i don't do that to you

02:26:51.480 now it's all day long i when i went off the stream here i ended up just flaking 0.97

02:26:55.480 out on my fucking couch watching freaking netflix yeah 0.94

02:27:02.600 i tried on my stream uh 0.99

02:27:05.160 like i always wear a fucking hat sorry chris go ahead no i'm just right there into the stream 0.97

02:27:09.720 uh friend rare showed up and then just got his motorcycle license oh it's cool good news and then 0.98

02:27:15.960 uh and slit showed up and then michelle showed up and then phil was your dog and it's like holy 0.55

02:27:20.840 fuck i was thinking about having a nap what's the other year i'll go for a nap that's a good 0.99

02:27:24.040 idea it's like no fucking that ain't happening no 1.00

02:27:32.120 i actually didn't even really fall asleep i didn't just i just flaked out of my fucking couch 0.98

02:27:37.800 yeah you would i figured if i'd fallen asleep 0.97

02:27:42.840 oh i was playing it what's that i was playing extreme bocce ball yesterday that's what i was

02:27:48.840 doing bocce ball yeah well extreme bocce ball because the the lawn out there is not exactly

02:27:57.480 you know the greatest for bocce ball but bocce ball it is fun in there like a horseshoe or something or

02:28:05.400 well no it's because like when you throw the little white ball right that you're supposed

02:28:08.600 to try and get closest to uh a lot of the times it disappears right because it's either the grass 0.91

02:28:15.560 is too long or there's like a little dip in the fucking lawn or whatever and then and then every 0.98

02:28:20.120 once in a while you'll throw a ball and it's like you're going right for it and it hits a 0.97

02:28:23.480 fucking bump and just off to the left you know six stream bocce ball i haven't played that in real 0.90

02:28:29.720 life i played it on wii before it's pretty fun oh i i like bocce ball it's fine we just went out 0.96

02:28:37.240 there smoked a bunch of joints and played bocce ball all afternoon and you know it's a good time

02:28:46.600 all right like why not

02:28:54.360 also threatened to throw the balls at connor every once in a while you know

02:28:57.080 old guineas keep them on his toes 0.86

02:29:01.960 the old italian guy don't play down at the gauge park all the time

02:29:06.360 you know jackets they're always wearing a suit like a suit pants suit jacket

02:29:11.880 hat you know it's 50s or something

02:29:13.640 but yeah you're gonna you're gonna look good play good you know

02:29:26.680 then how come my cat has no white ball

02:29:32.520 because there's well what is it silver it's white or silver take your pick

02:29:37.880 depends on if you have a cheap set or not

02:29:41.240 i'll be back cheap set it's a white ball

02:29:43.640 if it's a if it's a good set it's usually like the it's like an aluminum or something 0.67

02:29:50.840 or steel may i don't know what the fuck they make it out of but 0.81

02:29:53.400 it's the woke cat 0.98

02:29:56.040 years i don't think

02:29:57.400 yeah

02:30:00.440 oh we played all the time it's fun

02:30:05.080 it's definitely a good time anyway kills skills good afternoon there it was all right

02:30:08.520 that was that was my day yesterday but my deaf neighbors here so i think it was

02:30:16.520 yeah

02:30:18.520 yeah i know

02:30:25.160 i

02:30:25.320 i imagine he's i imagine he's getting yelled at by sarah

02:30:34.040 that could be yeah maybe that time of day right that's that's what it's got to be

02:30:42.120 i'm gonna say stern to make supper or something get on it maybe i don't know way

02:30:49.160 two yellow two green two blue two red oh in case you want four people and then you have the white

02:30:54.120 ball or you said so okay but oh my god bad hat there's a little ball as well right those are

02:31:02.600 the those are the balls you throw to get close to the to the little ball so what color is your little

02:31:08.920 ball is it white or is it metallic

02:31:11.480 yeah you should also have one little ball as well

02:31:20.040 right

02:31:24.840 what are you doing i gotta mute myself because they're asking me what

02:31:31.560 need to mute myself because they're asking me and he doesn't

02:31:33.400 what do we got going on anyway anything anything happen today oh they hose it out when they're done

02:31:42.760 with us

02:31:49.320 i see uh air canada might not be on strike anymore

02:31:53.720 oh i thought they already went back they're going back yeah didn't they get ordered back to work

02:31:57.800 i thought yeah they keep in agreement but no well they were ordered 0.99

02:32:01.400 no they were they were ordered back to work and then they said fuck you we're not going back to 0.98

02:32:07.480 work and the union leader said that he was willing to go to jail over it and then i've now also seen 0.99

02:32:13.080 that uh a tentative of deal might have been reached yeah yeah that's what i thought

02:32:22.680 so they bowed to a bunch of communists

02:32:25.960 that's like uh i guess that would depend on what's in the tentative deal

02:32:29.960 when they're all being told they had to get jabbed why didn't they strike that reunion then for them right

02:32:38.120 you know oh yeah yeah apparently too

02:32:42.120 apparently

02:32:44.520 there's a bunch of uh flight attendants that have been stuck in rome for like a little while

02:32:50.120 because the the last flight they were working before the strike happened

02:32:54.440 they got stuck in rome and air canada wasn't flying them back

02:32:57.560 imagine that hopefully their hotel's paid for right i don't think so i think it all kind of

02:33:05.800 come out of their pocket yeah i doubt it yeah yeah because i i think that might be part of what

02:33:12.040 their gripe is because i did like i haven't looked into it at all so i don't actually know but i did see

02:33:16.920 something about where they're talking about how they're only paid for the time they're on the plane

02:33:22.120 mm-hmm i've read that yeah so when they're not on the plane technically they're not being paid

02:33:28.040 but they're only paid for the time that they're on the plane yeah i've read that yeah

02:33:31.960 so that's what i mean like the housing or the lodging or whatever they got to do that's good that 0.96

02:33:35.640 comes out of their own fucking pocket no i think they're i'm pretty sure their hotels are paid for 0.96

02:33:40.600 like on the company right like when they have to lay over maybe but if that's but they're still 0.99

02:33:45.080 they don't get paid while they're not on the plane though no but your your accommodations are paid for

02:33:50.520 really you just until your next flight whatever right um i know the pilots anyways pilots i always

02:33:57.800 have hotels like booked in advance i'm sure the pilots have got all their shit covered but i don't 0.96

02:34:03.480 think uh yeah i would assume flight attend holy fuck look at the look at the look at the 0.98

02:34:09.240 look at the fucking bird on my arms transparently white yeah a bit of tone 0.99

02:34:19.560 transparently white next time you gotta do this 0.99

02:34:24.440 what's this arm look like this one's not all right

02:34:28.360 yeah so that's that's the thing about being white you can go pretty red 0.62

02:34:31.400 yeah it's like a steak you gotta turn it you know yeah learn a certain way you know

02:34:39.560 get the grill marks i wonder if this arm's cooked like i don't know because i was using the bow and

02:34:45.080 arrow so i'm like well i wasn't out there like all day with it but like i don't know i guess it's an even

02:34:49.240 cook i never really noticed how red my face was until i got on stream here with you guys and like

02:35:01.880 holy man i got like pink face pink arms yeah right

02:35:07.960 the back of your neck and your forearm are probably the darkest

02:35:11.080 the back of my neck almost burnt brown

02:35:13.240 oh man that was good coffee 0.99

02:35:21.320 that's the thing with me is i always i've always burned to a goddamn crisp 0.85

02:35:25.400 so i used to burn once and then i peel and then i tan after that right one good burn and

02:35:30.760 yeah it's pretty much what i do too used to anyway i don't get sun enough now to

02:35:34.680 fucking find out so i don't care i can't even remember the last time i actually peeled from 0.90

02:35:39.000 a sunburn because i don't like getting sunburn to begin with like you'll never see me 0.99

02:35:43.080 out in the blazing hot sun without a fucking shirt on not a chance 0.97

02:35:48.120 yeah see i i don't mind like it's always been the first burn after the first burn i won't burn again 0.98

02:35:56.360 always the way it works no that's see that's the whopping you though

02:36:02.520 oh yeah definitely that's definitely the whopping you man every every year it's been the same thing

02:36:08.200 go out yeah get that first first burn and then the rest of the season i'm just a nice golden color

02:36:16.200 us germanic kelts we just go with like we're white burn red go back white burn red go back

02:36:21.480 white burn red then we kind of tan

02:36:25.640 see that's why you're

02:36:27.240 that's why that's that's why they won't let you in the forest because you might actually spontaneously combust

02:36:33.080 like uh it's in the blood though if you look at um like al alame and like north africa like the

02:36:41.720 british and germans man a lot of the guys who had brown hair uh when you're at the sun that much

02:36:46.600 man your hair goes blonde and your skin goes dark after a while you get like brown as a 0.86

02:36:51.720 fucking italian but your hair are brown people brunettes like guys with brown hair like mine would 1.00

02:36:56.440 fucking go blonde it would be sun bleached yeah all the guys that have sun bleached like they all 0.99

02:37:01.000 everybody look blonde like no actually for instance last weekend like when we got up to uh when we got 0.99

02:37:06.680 up north on friday um like sarah's hair for instance when it get when because like it's already quite

02:37:13.240 blonde as it is and when it like blasted under the sun for a couple days it's like it's like it's lit up 0.81

02:37:19.800 yeah it's wild yeah yeah probably my fucking silver almost translucent hair too now 0.89

02:37:30.040 probably gets lit up and was like holy look at that white light on top of 0.96

02:37:33.080 tom's head no that's just his hair oh here we go guys

02:37:43.000 yeah it's dark we're going through the woods and it's dark and you take points so you can see 0.99

02:37:46.520 where the fuck we're going yeah well the blue eyes come in handy for that 0.97

02:37:52.840 i don't know better vision at nighttime or something yeah yeah usually blue 0.99

02:37:56.760 eyed people have better night vision than uh brown or green eyed

02:38:05.160 what is this apparently uh olg's giving us all a free chance to win a million dollars

02:38:10.120 nobody cares nobody cares olg launched the welcome to win terrio

02:38:24.120 contest on monday offering a chance to win a grand prize of one million

02:38:29.160 plus 50 secondary prizes of a thousand oh look who it is mr slip well how do you get it

02:38:35.720 oh yeah i'm good

02:38:45.000 oh today was the last day never mind

02:38:48.280 that's good

02:38:51.400 no no i'm no never mind i misread that the contest is being held from august 18th to august or to

02:38:58.520 october 19th free to enter uh more details okay so i guess you got to go to the olg website for it

02:39:06.840 i guess oh do you get more than one entry

02:39:12.840 i'll try and win a million dollars

02:39:15.800 why not that'd be uh be a good time well i'll see if uh 0.97

02:39:21.800 what the uh the store that i go to here in town the the literally the only fucking 0.99

02:39:28.360 convenience store that's run by white people in this entire fucking town so it's literally the 0.99

02:39:33.080 only convenience store i go to in this entire fucking town um i'll see what they say i don't 1.00

02:39:39.640 usually she's pretty good at fucking let me know about things like that right 1.00

02:39:44.600 yeah well that article just didn't go to the website so i guess i'll check that out at some 0.95

02:39:48.680 point but yeah like i don't even know like i'm trying to think if there's like a white

02:39:52.280 convenience store here i don't think

02:39:58.200 this is the only all white run convenience store i've seen 0.98

02:40:01.400 in a long a lot of places in a very fucking long time oh 0.98

02:40:09.240 i even said that to the guy i'm like you know you're like the only you there johnny 0.51

02:40:13.160 yeah yeah okay it's not like one of us i don't know if it was me or you cut me but

02:40:21.720 i haven't said that to the store owner one day i said you know you're the like the literally the

02:40:25.080 only white store convenience store owner in this entire like probably province he's like yeah i know 0.99

02:40:36.040 that's so fucking dumb the other thing i think is dumb too you ever get this when you're like 0.99

02:40:39.800 looking on uh like you know how google collects a bunch of news stories for you or whatever and 1.00

02:40:44.040 like you can scroll through them yeah how many and how often that there is some story about some

02:40:49.720 fucking either new canada benefit or whatever and it's like all these fake benefits that apparently we 0.81

02:40:56.280 pay out right like i saw one the other day was like there's a grocery rebate and i looked it up and 0.98

02:41:01.880 i was like yeah well they gave you one like two years ago but there isn't like a new one now i'm

02:41:06.680 like where do these stories come from he's trying to attract more immigrants i guess

02:41:13.640 that and i think they're just trying to make themselves seem relevant because it's mostly

02:41:17.720 cbc and probably uh ctv type uh links no no no no no no no no no no no no they're not

02:41:25.480 any news agencies at all it's like inc news like they're all fake completely fake articles that are

02:41:32.360 being written up and saying that like this one here says new canada child benefit payment to be

02:41:37.880 sent out on august 20th well no that's not new that's the canada child benefit which comes out on

02:41:44.360 the 20th of every month that's not new at all right like it's just i don't know it's weird the way that

02:41:51.560 they read and like it's like every day i see one and it's like they're not real right like it's a

02:41:59.080 completely fake article talking about different benefits i think it's just to attract more 0.99

02:42:06.440 immigrants thinking they'll get more free stuff that's what it sounds like yeah like a fucking 1.00

02:42:10.760 like like a bait scam type of deal i don't know it's a suck of money yeah right uh what's that 1.00

02:42:19.080 i gotta skip out because slip's gonna give me a hand with my intro oh fuck off then 0.99

02:42:23.640 well okay all right all right well i'm glad to see i bet it i bet he's gonna give you a hand 0.99

02:42:31.720 yeah right oh chris yeah baby oh that's so gross all right and my retarded show comes back in a 0.99

02:42:45.720 couple weeks so we'll just share this i'll sit on his lap and fucking yeah all this is he's tattooed 0.99

02:42:51.800 hands doing this i'm like oh yeah what the fuck oh man all right i'm out of here all right see you 0.99

02:42:58.920 later man all right i gotta digger slip back fucking connor yeah i yeah i'm gonna be right back because 0.99

02:43:07.640 apparently connor doesn't know the difference between am and pm on his fucking alarm clock 0.97

02:43:14.600 and all i can hear right now is an alarm clock going off so i'll be right back 0.99

02:43:21.800 okay oh fuck i've done that before like long fucking time ago but it was long i have done that 0.96

02:43:29.480 set an alarm and meant to switch it for am and it was fucking pm i'm just glad i've got like three or 0.98

02:43:36.600 four like alarms afterwards because i'm notorious for going off that so oh my god 0.98

02:43:51.800 all right there we go damn shit so i got this speaker here 0.97

02:44:11.880 and this speaker's gotta i gotta charge it up but it's got a it's got an sd card on it 0.99

02:44:17.080 completely full of beep-bop waffle i think like the entire fucking catalog of beep-bop waffle on 0.95

02:44:24.600 here it was giving me it was like it was like here bud here you go like sean mccurney 0.98

02:44:32.920 hey how's it going sean mccurney

02:44:37.480 you set yours at least an hour before you have to get up well i'm kind of notorious for that i'll set

02:44:42.360 mine five minutes before i'm supposed to actually get up and then yeah interviews for in between the

02:44:47.960 time right so yeah i'm a very much i'm a i'm very much a last minute like okay i get up when i now

02:44:56.600 know i have just enough time to shower change and leave that's when i get up well i'm sorry and make 0.87

02:45:05.640 coffee there's good there i i gotta have time for coffee too but still the fucking worst and i'm 0.99

02:45:12.200 sure a lot of people in the chat will be able to agree with me on this and probably you too johnny 0.99

02:45:16.840 is that nothing is worse than having your fucking bladder wake you up 10 minutes before your first 1.00

02:45:23.400 alarm even goes off yeah well anything anything at all i don't even give a fuck what it is i don't 0.99

02:45:29.800 even care what it is but i've been woken up like there's times uh so like as an example connor's dad 0.74

02:45:35.800 uh always like during school right we'll come and pick him up and give him a ride to school and 1.00

02:45:41.320 shit and every fucking morning he'll call and there are so many times that that cocksucker 1.00

02:45:48.280 will call like just a couple minutes before the alarm goes off and i'm like you motherfucker 1.00

02:45:54.680 you absolute motherfucker 1.00

02:45:56.360 it's just frustrating what's m1 dot saying here 17 hour shifts make you learn if i'm up 10 minutes 1.00

02:46:06.200 before i'm needed dude everyone needs to die yeah yeah all right i'm agreed agreed i'm not i'm not good 0.59

02:46:15.480 to wake up in the first place like if you wake me up and i don't need to be up i am not a very happy 0.99

02:46:21.560 person like you you better have a fucking coffee in your hand for me basically or you're you're in a 0.99

02:46:27.640 lot of trouble 1.00

02:46:31.880 that's that's the way i don't get that violent over coffee well maybe if i'm at work and i don't have

02:46:36.680 coffee but no no no no i get that violent if you wake me up and you don't have coffee if you do not

02:46:44.200 have a good like it is not wise to wake me up unless you already have the coffee made 0.99

02:46:52.120 and it's right there it's like hey wake up wake up what the fuck here go then you 0.99

02:46:57.320 oh okay it's all good now jarred of a sound fucking sleep i'm not even gonna ever mention 0.98

02:47:02.040 what i was talking about yeah and then you hand me a coffee like you hand me a copy and i'm like 0.83

02:47:07.080 yeah just give me a second i'll be right back that's that's the way that works 0.77

02:47:16.520 yeah all right fine everybody's just fucking i'll be right back okay make coffee at work getting paid 0.99

02:47:24.040 to shit and make up yeah that's the best oh yeah yeah you always got a time at work 1.00

02:47:29.800 you're sitting if you have a job and you shit at home what are you doing with your life 1.00

02:47:37.080 well when nature calls nature fucking calls always always always shit when you work at 1.00

02:47:42.760 the schedule that it's during work hours and it's better right fuck that i'm like 1.00

02:47:48.600 fuck you you you hold that shit until you're getting paid for it 1.00

02:47:54.760 my cat is my backup alarm sean mccartney says fucking cat professional shitter 1.00

02:47:59.160 yeah my mother's cats like that yeah they're good for that too mine are like if 1.00

02:48:07.160 yeah if they're out of food fuck 0.96

02:48:11.240 oh yeah let me know like the one now actually cooter not cooter's actually bad at it she's kind 1.00

02:48:17.720 of dumb the only time she bugs me is for treats but the other one will like literally come and 1.00

02:48:21.640 like meow at me like really oh yeah and won't shut the fuck up until i come in the kitchen 1.00

02:48:26.840 the most unindian thing ever getting paid to shit 0.99

02:48:37.160 that's funny because it's true 0.99

02:48:40.440 really yeah they volunteer

02:48:46.600 it's just a natural thing that comes to them so like oh yeah

02:48:51.080 yeah right it is what it is but uh

02:48:56.520 they're probably still trying to see what's that parliament again oh 1.00

02:49:00.920 fuck we're back 0.98

02:49:03.560 in parliament again it's gonna be awesome but 1.00

02:49:06.440 just see the post from his fucking him and his wife 0.99

02:49:09.400 did you see the post on fucking about from him and his wife on facebook and 1.00

02:49:12.840 shit we're back and that's all i can hear in my head is that weird that 1.00

02:49:16.360 fucking retarded tone of voice he's got 1.00

02:49:19.720 yeah he had to go i just i love how everybody's excited about it because it's like 1.00

02:49:25.880 i'm laughing at that how everybody still thinks he's the fucking leader of the opposition 0.94

02:49:32.600 well he is he will be like this is the thing is like 0.98

02:49:36.440 yeah um so sheer is only a temporary right because that that's what they were doing is they just made

02:49:42.280 sheer the leader for now and then until he comes back he's yeah exactly that's exactly so is he

02:49:51.560 gonna just are they just gonna appoint him as that or they're gonna have another quote of

02:49:55.000 election like delivery okay that's a good question but i assume they're probably just going like

02:50:01.560 because i think that that was the deal is that sheer is just doing this temporarily until the by-election 0.93

02:50:06.760 so that's my understanding so okay since uh pp won this fucking by-election with the hell out west 0.85

02:50:19.640 um so that'll bring him back into the house of commons obviously with as with a seat so is uh it's 0.92

02:50:27.320 gonna go okay here's your seat or are they gonna have like the process they're supposed to do because

02:50:33.240 like if uh they just do that and like if it's just like okay here's your seat isn't that a little

02:50:37.720 undemocratic i've just i mean he won the bar right like because i think like democratic parliamentary

02:50:46.360 sessions are absolutely fucking ridiculous so that's why i still get kind of confused on some of this 0.98

02:50:51.080 crap low tpp yeah that's exactly right 0.98

02:50:53.960 essentially yes but it's just i don't know i i i just don't even understand like 0.89

02:51:02.920 i watch everybody celebrating it and i don't understand what they're celebrating because it's

02:51:07.240 like it's not like he can't do much right like the liberals are the ones in charge so like what he's 0.84

02:51:15.480 gonna get to stand up and maybe cut a couple of promos in the house and you guys can just jerk off to it 0.98

02:51:20.520 but nothing changes and to be honest fucking uh carney's a fucking shark man i i got a funny 1.00

02:51:28.600 feeling he'll hand uh fucking peepee his ass probably like that cocksucker's a fucking shark man 1.00

02:51:36.120 yeah i mean i don't doubt it because like if you'll it's gonna be a very different back and 1.00

02:51:41.400 forth between him and peepee that's for sure compared to peepee and trudeau because but like 0.89

02:51:46.120 trudeau is all like that well right and like uh fucking carney's gonna be like 0.93

02:51:53.240 trudeau trudeau was low-hanging fruit true yeah well i i personally believe trudeau was just a place 0.96

02:52:00.440 that is entire time for at least the past five years anyway i think it was just place i mean i think

02:52:07.000 they all are true yes yeah i kind of feel like they all are really right like i like i've said before

02:52:14.360 to me it's it this is no different than when i watch monday night raw right yeah it's there's a

02:52:19.560 guy there that he knows he's got to put over the other guy you know and when they're cutting their 0.90

02:52:23.880 promos on each other you know like it's all just for the camera all for the fucking the act of it i 0.97

02:52:30.680 guess but it's just i don't know i'm just tired of watching everybody think it's like their team's so 1.00

02:52:36.680 good it's like no both your teams are fucking regarded and you guys are just too dumb to figure 0.97

02:52:42.920 that out we got it this time reminds me of leaf fans that think they're gonna go 82 and oh when 1.00

02:52:50.040 the leafs win the first game of the season you know you guys are fucking stupid oh yeah who's the heel 0.99

02:53:01.480 this year that's the question yeah maybe maybe this is like the attitude era where there wasn't 1.00

02:53:07.160 really heels and faces anymore it was a little gray

02:53:13.240 right back in the day when stone cold was considered the face despite the fact he acted

02:53:18.600 like a heel right you know kind of like that

02:53:25.640 yeah i haven't really seen much of that from carny actually you're right bad head harry with the 1.00

02:53:29.480 exception of his fucking faggot kid uh the virtue signaling 1.00

02:53:35.160 he hasn't really done either though but that's a good point he also hasn't done much and he hasn't 1.00

02:53:40.520 been in the house yet right because keep in mind they haven't worked since fucking trudeau was in 0.92

02:53:46.600 office that's a good fucking point right like trudeau was the prime minister the last time these people 0.98

02:53:52.360 were sitting in the house 0.97

02:53:57.080 yeah that's a good point yeah or i guess or i guess technically maybe they came and sat in the

02:54:01.320 house for the throne speech and and we're like okay we're taking another break but you know what i

02:54:06.760 mean like they haven't actually done any work in there no they didn't for ceremonial crap 0.98

02:54:11.320 yeah it's fucking retarded that's why i did kind of laugh when the government ordered air canada 0.98

02:54:17.400 back to work because i was like that's pretty rich yeah right like you guys haven't worked since like 0.99

02:54:22.600 october but so like you guys are ordering people back to work from golf courses and gay pride parades

02:54:30.120 that's interesting like like and when i say this like i i'm not i'm not here to say that i support

02:54:37.000 their union or their or their gripe or whatever because i really don't know and i don't care

02:54:41.320 i just think it's really funny when you have a government that hasn't done any work since

02:54:46.680 october look at a group of people and go well you should go back to work

02:54:52.840 yeah oh okay yeah you're right mccarney he's got his hands busy in multiple companies

02:54:59.800 yeah and actually that's another thing i'm i'm confused on is whether brookfield does have

02:55:03.880 or does not have air canada shares because i've seen some people share a screenshot of like

02:55:09.400 like you know how google does your ai overview uh some have said that it does but when i've

02:55:15.400 looked at it it didn't it said vanguard did but i didn't notice brookfield listed so i don't know

02:55:20.440 i'm gonna have to look again and and double check but that would certainly explain why they ordered

02:55:24.600 them back to work though brookfield and i wonder how connected up the wazoo brookfield is to black 0.78

02:55:34.840 rock and vanguard and all that oh probably a lot really like right up right up the fucking greasy 0.83

02:55:41.160 dreidel fucking spindle yeah yeah and of course vanguard does have one of the more majority shares of air 0.75

02:55:48.840 canada so because they do everything right yeah so they bigger than black rock is black rock bigger 0.96

02:55:55.560 than them because i know black rock vanguard they're all or was that other one state street 0.97

02:55:59.560 black street or some of that they're all like one big fucking thing with like three different names yeah 0.88

02:56:07.240 that's a good question because i'm pretty sure it's black rock that's over top of vanguard and the 0.97

02:56:12.280 other one i might be wrong there but oh speaking of that did you hear about uh larry fink getting

02:56:18.760 probably uh make uh yes yeah right there yeah larry fink being nominated to head the world economic forum

02:56:26.440 oh so surprised yeah you're right bad at here it's such a such a surprise right there uh it says black 1.00

02:56:32.600 rock is bigger than vanguard yeah with more with more assets under management black rock manages 10.473

02:56:41.960 trillion while vanguard manages 9.3 trillion so it's not bigger by much but it's bigger they're 0.83

02:56:48.600 pretty much the same fucking company though it's i mean they all work together it's probably all one 0.92

02:56:54.840 company they just probably have to split it into three to make it look like three for you know like 0.99

02:56:59.640 corporate reasons oh because they seem to have all these little cutouts and back channels for each 0.94

02:57:06.600 other to have to get away with uh shit right yeah right i i don't think black rock owns vanguard i 0.86

02:57:13.000 don't know i mean i think they are separate but they do seem to work in concert though yeah they're 0.97

02:57:20.680 all subsidies of each other that's what i thought yeah i'm fucking sure of it uh it says no vanguard does 0.85

02:57:27.160 not own black rock well vanguard that's not what i asked but i said does black rock own vanguard and the

02:57:34.840 answer i get is no vanguard does not own black rock that's not the question i asked

02:57:41.080 look well vanguard is the largest shareholder of black rock owning 8.9 of its stock it does not 0.97

02:57:48.200 have a controlling stake according to the motley fool 0.98

02:57:54.280 so oh vanguard has 0.99

02:57:58.680 uh 8.9 there you go they're all they're all in on it so larry fink has been made uh

02:58:09.880 interim head on an interim basis as the head of the world economic forum

02:58:15.160 says yeah black rocks fink appointed as interim co-chairman of world economic forum this is from

02:58:20.520 three days ago i'm sure that's a good thing oh it's so good

02:58:28.840 hey 0.98

02:58:30.200 fuck's sakes says here uh fink has been appointed interim co-chairman of the world economic forum 0.99

02:58:35.640 which organizes annual meeting of leaders in davos switzerland yeah we know that andre hoffman the vice 0.99

02:58:41.080 chairman of swiss-based healthcare company roach or roke holding will also be interim co-chairman oh so

02:58:47.720 they're gonna share it it'll be co-chair buddies uh according to announcement on friday the world is

02:58:54.840 more fragmented complex than ever but the need for a platform that that brings together business

02:59:01.720 government and civil society has never been greater oh that's interesting they're using the world is more

02:59:08.040 fragmented and complex than ever line they're using third yeah that's an interesting line that they're

02:59:13.400 using right there but the need for a platform that brings together business government and civil

02:59:19.640 society has never been greater business government and civil society aka communism now some people say

02:59:30.360 no that sounds like fascism no that's communism yeah right mr mr mr fink and mr hoffman said and

02:59:36.760 that's what they said in a joint statement together uh we remain optimistic the forum has an opportunity

02:59:43.720 to help drive international collaboration in a way that not only generates prosperity but just

02:59:48.520 distributed distributes it more broadly oh help drive international collaboration

02:59:56.600 and that love love this yeah m1 yeah m1 dot i believe it was ian carroll that did that shirt i'm pretty sure and uh

03:00:08.440 i saw a video from him now i don't know when it was posted but it was saying something like oh there's

03:00:12.680 possibility that gamestop could uh could go back up again i'm trying to i'm trying to remember what

03:00:20.040 the video was talking about but it was like some guy who supposedly held like a large position that a lot

03:00:24.680 of people thought he just fucking bump and dumped but turns out he's actually brought his position up 0.82

03:00:31.880 25 times more so they think that i don't know maybe potentially gamestop could fucking start going 0.92

03:00:42.440 crazy again oh you want me to bring this up here yeah this is what i was looking at i just wanted to

03:00:46.760 look at something here that's something quick yeah i didn't even notice it down there that's why

03:00:50.760 no no that's fine i was just gonna say here a bird girl 67 is saying brookfield has bailed out trump

03:00:56.840 in the 90s that's interesting yes yes no it was uh so what it was is uh i believe there was like uh

03:01:05.080 some building that was owned either by trump or by like the son-in-law or something um and brookfield

03:01:12.280 leased it essentially bailing him out somehow like i forget the exact details but it's something to do with

03:01:19.000 that like they were renting space out of one of the uh oh okay all right or something all right

03:01:24.280 giving him some flow so he can keep the building up and running i get it i get something to that 0.99

03:01:29.240 effect like it like if nobody took that fucking space or whatever they were kind of fucked so 0.96

03:01:33.480 brookfield took it i guess i don't know something something along those lines i'd have to look into 0.95

03:01:37.720 it more to be completely correct but that's essentially that's the gist the gist all right uh

03:01:47.240 so this is the chunk i was reading this is from the national from three days ago

03:01:50.840 so i already read this part here where the world is more fragmented complex than ever but the need

03:01:54.680 for a platform that brings together business government and civil society has never been

03:01:58.520 greater mr frank and mr hoffman said in a joint statement oh but i like this part right here

03:02:05.080 the forum has an opportunity to help drive international collaboration in a way that not

03:02:09.480 only generates prosperity but it distributes it more broadly yeah they're basically saying like

03:02:17.960 i don't know the best way i can fucking put this guys this is what this is basically neocommie speak 0.89

03:02:24.440 really 0.98

03:02:27.240 it's fucking communism just spoken in a 2025 lingo compared to 0.99

03:02:33.240 how it was the best way i can put it uh 0.99

03:02:36.280 uh both fink and hoffman have been serving on the on the west board since uh board before

03:02:41.240 being appointed to the girl current position yes that's already been known

03:02:45.480 latest announcement comes as a global economic economy feels the impact of geopolitical matters

03:02:50.040 and the rise in protectionism fostered by the introduction of u.s protected u.s tariffs

03:02:56.120 protectionism that's interesting term right there

03:02:59.480 let's look up protectionism sort of like i want to see what the funny part is is like i don't know

03:03:09.880 yeah go ahead it's a good question but i i do find it funny though that uh that's how governments

03:03:15.400 actually funded themselves before was tariffs right like before before the u.s brought taxes then

03:03:22.360 in so protectionism the theory or practice of shielding a country's domestic industries from foreign

03:03:29.400 competition by taxing imports tariffs so tariffs for tariffs protectionism right am i wrong there

03:03:42.040 yeah yeah yeah interesting so okay

03:03:47.880 oh yeah like i said before income tax that's how they that's how they funded themselves was

03:03:54.680 tariffs yeah they didn't they didn't take the money from the citizens

03:04:00.840 we announced a tax on british tea

03:04:06.040 that's why that's why i'm wondering like isn't anybody interested in ending world war one so we can

03:04:11.320 stop paying taxes really right well really if you think about it it's just usury you know they just

03:04:20.600 called it that they had to just call it its term for canada down in the states it was the implementation

03:04:26.120 of the federal reserve here in canada was oh we got to pay for world war one guys but really behind

03:04:31.320 it both of us jews going okay how are we going to rob the goyim but slowly so they don't really see 0.87

03:04:37.560 it right off the bat i'll uh put the link of this uh article up in the chat so if people want to read 0.98

03:04:46.520 it they can okay like are you what are you doing cat quit being stupid and get up here if that's what 0.94

03:04:53.320 you're doing because i i do have to bolt pretty soon because uh dinner's ready yeah i gotta i gotta 1.00

03:05:00.840 figure out what i'm doing oh fuck it's tuesday it might be a pizza night 0.98

03:05:07.240 sarah cooked and it fucking smells good yeah it's tuesday so it's large six item for 0.99

03:05:13.400 fucking 17 bucks so well there you go i think i might be in for that yeah i might be in for that 0.98

03:05:19.000 for sure we could live nice with it well if people could just figure that we did before 0.99

03:05:26.360 if people just figure out that income tax is nothing but a fucking fraud and get that going 0.97

03:05:33.400 on a mass fucking scale that it's it's nothing but a fraud you would think that it would be obvious 0.97

03:05:39.160 though like considering what our tax money gets spent on right like when you actually look at the 0.97

03:05:45.240 way our tax money is spent like you'd think that people would look at it and be like well wait a minute

03:05:49.800 yeah why are we doing that like what better way to stop global homo and its tracks is to stop doing 1.00

03:05:57.240 your fucking taxes of course you're gonna be able to rob it from you when you buy your gas or buy your 0.99

03:06:02.440 shit like that from the store but if if you just stop like if people just stop said doing their taxes 1.00

03:06:07.880 period like stop like no fuck you all you do is send enough fucking money to global homo anyway 1.00

03:06:13.800 if we had even say a million people a million people said fuck you to doing your taxes 1.00

03:06:19.800 i wonder what happened with them i wonder what like wonder what happened to the system 1.00

03:06:23.800 if even just a million people said fuck you to doing your taxes i mean obviously i think it would depend 0.95

03:06:29.080 on uh which which tax level those people are um but yeah like if you could get a few million like 0.98

03:06:35.560 there's definitely a large chunk of money that is no longer you're coming in uh yeah and it's like i

03:06:42.440 look at like especially in the states right like when when they're shipping money over to israel as an

03:06:46.920 example and because they send a fucking lot of it why is it that nobody questions that this is a 0.93

03:06:53.960 country that has free health care free education you know like nobody's really hurting over there 0.83

03:07:01.000 why are you agreeing that you need to send them aid like i was always under the impression countries

03:07:06.520 that received aid were because they were you know not developed and you know they needed assistance

03:07:14.040 um and not countries that you know are rich have free health care free education and look pretty 0.56

03:07:21.560 you know but yeah we still gotta keep sending throwing fucking money over to israel but yeah yeah and it's 0.80

03:07:28.360 and it's baffling that people support it that like that's the thing i'm like why like that would be like 0.95

03:07:32.840 me that would be like me sending money to somebody who lives you know on the lake right you know they make a

03:07:41.160 fucking shit ton more than i do but you know what hey here i should send you some aid yeah no that 0.94

03:07:48.440 makes no fucking sense no how about they send me some fucking aid yeah and same with like with with 0.99

03:07:54.440 the way we send aid to china right like china really why they do not need aid no we've outsourced so much 0.99

03:08:02.680 shit to them they've got tons of fucking jobs they're all working they're good yeah 0.99

03:08:11.240 it's fucking ridiculous how much they 1.00

03:08:16.360 yeah go ahead sorry yeah yeah and that that's absolutely true is a hundred in hand is always 0.99

03:08:21.320 better spent than a government program because government programs are retarded 0.99

03:08:25.880 yeah no that's exactly right on where my tax money went

03:08:32.920 uh that's uh yeah exactly exactly i agree sean but yeah you're right it just ends up goes in a 1.00

03:08:40.440 fucking slush fund where they could just throw out any dei garbage fucking tranny 1.00

03:08:44.920 bullshit whatever the fucking case may be this they gotta send a bunch of money to a bunch of 1.00

03:08:49.080 fucking natives to dig up fucking holes to find rocks and roots again but you know they gotta have a bunch 1.00

03:08:54.120 of money to do that like but no no no we still got fucking we got our own people elderly our own 1.00

03:09:01.480 elderly people that had their families go back generation this country generation sorry living in 1.00

03:09:06.680 fucking tents no man people should stop paying their income tax say fuck you 1.00

03:09:14.200 i like i i've said that for a long time because like i don't even understand why i'm paying 1.00

03:09:18.760 anything to take no fuck you why why why are we funding a government that has basically turned 0.98

03:09:26.920 its back on us has not given a fuck that this place has been going downhill for years 0.99

03:09:33.560 and are replacing us and make making us pay for our own replacement 0.99

03:09:38.680 fuck them and on top of which giving each to them like 300 000 or more to like do nothing 1.00

03:09:47.080 fucking immigrant jean showing up to work in a goddamn bmw would you get the money for that bud 1.00

03:09:52.600 oh that's right my taxes that's right yeah yeah right it's uh it's all pretty fucking ridiculous 1.00

03:09:59.720 that's for sure that's it's robbery it's fucking robbery that's what i'm saying man we could just 1.00

03:10:03.720 get a lot of people to say fuck you just cra yeah i mean that's because the other thing is too is 1.00

03:10:11.960 like if if you truly had enough people that were fed up pissed off and didn't want to pay their taxes 0.99

03:10:17.800 anymore you wouldn't even have to be fearing jail because how are they going to pay the police to 0.61

03:10:23.080 fucking come and arrest you yeah exactly now mind you don't have the money then you're going to get 0.96

03:10:30.840 the detractor goes well then well you better hope your house doesn't burn down or you might need it 1.00

03:10:35.000 or you need an ambulance because how do you think they they get paid actually you pay the ambulance you 0.97

03:10:39.560 get the bill in the fucking mail i'm sure you can that's how that and besides whatever i like 0.98

03:10:45.160 at this point i don't even give a fuck like it's because like i'll say it's not necessarily that i'm 0.98

03:10:52.520 against the idea of some sort of a tax system that does pay for say fired services shit like that but 0.98

03:11:00.280 the problem i have is it's not what's happening like granted yes they do get paid but there's so much 0.98

03:11:07.800 fucking waste right like between all of the foreign aid between all of the fucking money we give 0.98

03:11:14.280 to fund wars to the money that we even pay our politicians all of that shit would be far better 1.00

03:11:23.560 served staying here and actually creating something here but why would that instead let's put a bunch of 0.98

03:11:30.840 migrants in a hotel that's got a good point here how do you stop them from taking it from off your pay 1.00

03:11:36.680 okay so what would they do like so say if like a million people that like that are working through

03:11:43.960 an employer that has to pay like their income tax and all that being done um what are they going to 0.60

03:11:48.840 like literally mass garnish people's wages because that's sure as shit not going to help because that's 0.99

03:11:53.820 going to that's going to make people turn around and fucking turn basically don't go fuck themselves 0.99

03:11:57.460 even more see i here here's the thing is that i think that that they would eventually try but i know 0.99

03:12:05.360 that there is a way that you can actually like i don't know the process exactly but i know that there

03:12:10.260 is a way that you can request that your taxes not be taken off of your check and then it's it's basically

03:12:15.540 that the government expects you to then keep track of how much you've made and do your own taxes at the

03:12:21.620 end of the year some places will so i mean it'd be a while most will not some places will do that

03:12:27.620 maybe i i've never tried no i know what you're talking about though because some places will do 0.82

03:12:32.560 that but majority of places like for an employer they won't do that they don't want the fucking hassle 0.94

03:12:39.560 i mean it's well i don't think there is much of a hassle for them though is there

03:12:46.540 i don't like again i don't know i just i know that there is a there is a mechanism to

03:12:52.260 yeah you just get your full paycheck and you know yeah then you need of course i i like i just

03:13:00.640 like the idea of working and yeah i just like working under the table period like contractors and

03:13:07.480 stuff like that that gotta like have to run their own businesses they gotta have like a an hst number

03:13:11.920 and then it's up to them to pay the tax on whatever they made so then yeah they'll still

03:13:17.720 come after you yeah oh yeah they'll they'll figure out any fucking which way possible to rob your blind 0.96

03:13:21.680 right so that's why another way like a whole separate parallel system aside from that needs

03:13:28.260 to be created so once that's created then then that move could be made and then they can come 0.95

03:13:32.120 after people all they want because it's not going to do them any fucking good 0.98

03:13:34.700 but anyway man i have uh but yeah it depends on your profession that's right yeah yeah but anyway 0.97

03:13:45.180 man i am going to motor i am starving and uh yeah i think i'm gonna fuck off too i think i'm just 0.88

03:13:52.700 gonna look see what song am i gonna yeah there's a there's a lot of employment places that people 0.97

03:13:59.180 work for that just can't won't be able to do under the table that's the that's the catch right

03:14:03.000 and that's that's how they get you that's what i mean if we if we can establish some type of

03:14:09.100 parallel system where that's no longer needed then uh then there's shit out of luck but until that

03:14:17.480 happens is that we got to do it i guess but anyway anyway have a great night chat and uh all right

03:14:26.180 yeah i'll take great all right everybody have a good night and uh yep

03:14:31.220 and talk to you in a bit just sit on a faffle for a while so all right good night guys talk to you 0.97

03:14:40.100 yeah right like why not yeah all right all right yeah i'm gonna fuck off too so i'm gonna i'm gonna 0.97

03:14:47.000 just hit some fucking music and play us out so it's uh always fun being here and uh all righty gonna 0.96

03:14:52.860 try and do it again a little more regularly blame sarah if it doesn't happen that's just right 0.99

03:15:00.420 all right guys what she's here for all right well everybody have a good night take her easy 0.62

03:15:06.420 all right fucking night tom but take her easy buddy all right i think we're gonna go out with a little 0.99

03:15:13.760 let's go with some space hog fuck it there we go all right peace out everybody 0.99

03:15:19.840 it's a good afternoon it's a good afternoon 1.00

03:15:22.240 i'll just leave you a little uh a little space hog in the meantime just before i fuck off 1.00

03:15:49.840 you 1.00

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jonnyrawton - August 19, 2025

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