jonnyrawton - Sunday Night FAFO!

00:00:00.000 They took away our dog tank, they had us grow our hair

00:00:23.820 They gave us student visas when we were over there

00:00:29.060 They staged us out of Hondo, Al-Leste, El Salvador

00:00:33.760 And I guess you'd call us contras, but no one calls us much no more

00:00:39.440 There ain't no fun at killing folk, and I don't want to do no more

00:00:46.020 On my great-great road to Shiloh, and Grandpa drove a tank

00:00:55.000 Daddy was Air Cavalry, flew choppers in Diné

00:00:59.700 I worked mostly clandestine, the branch I should not save

00:01:05.480 We played with better guns, and I could use the extra pay

00:01:10.600 Did Reagan give the order? Did cocaine pay the bill?

00:01:16.420 They said we was fighting communists, but it was kind of hard to tell

00:01:20.980 There ain't no fun at killing folk, and I don't want to do no more

00:01:27.760 This was before Blackhawks, and RPGs were king

00:01:41.980 My buddy on the door gun, well, he never felt a thing

00:01:47.060 When our Huey caught a rocket, and both the pilots killed

00:01:52.420 And they pissed us over sideways on some Nicaraguan hill

00:01:57.520 My back felt like it's broken, my legs I could not feel

00:02:02.900 But I kept on shooting communists, but it was kind of hard to tell

00:02:07.960 There ain't no fun at killing folk, and I ain't gonna do no more

00:02:14.560 Well, I never did heal upright, from injuries sustained

00:02:23.840 Officially in Germany, officially while we trained

00:02:29.040 I remember all their faces, I dream about them still

00:02:34.200 And I guess it was fighting communists, but it was kind of hard to tell

00:02:39.260 There ain't no fun at killing folk, and I don't want to do no more

00:02:46.020 Well, I still speak the coal logistic, little warriors speak so well

00:03:00.280 Fox try tango whiskey, and I'll see you in hell

00:03:05.260 A soldier Libravado, an unspeakable guilt

00:03:10.700 That village, it was communist, but it was kind of hard to tell

00:03:15.820 There ain't no fun at killing folk, and I don't want to do no more

00:03:22.540 Yeah, believe me, I've done plenty, boys, and I ain't gonna do no more

00:03:32.260 Of course, if they back me in a corner, they'll be dead before they hit the floor

00:03:42.980 We have had a flag

00:04:00.400 Flags can be changed

00:04:02.640 But flags cannot be imposed, the sacred symbols of a people's hopes and aspirations

00:04:10.020 By the simple, capricious, personal choice of a Prime Minister of Canada

00:04:16.080 And let me underline that

00:04:18.080 Tear that crimson ensign down

00:04:23.460 Long has it waved on high

00:04:29.140 Across a thousand bloody fields

00:04:32.980 Where Canadian soldiers lie

00:04:36.420 Tear that crimson ensign down

00:04:41.200 The past is but a lie

00:04:52.200 Walk through the halls of Parliament

00:04:57.200 In grim and ghostly tread

00:05:13.200 With banners flying, half-staffed out

00:05:17.200 Marched legions of the dead

00:05:20.200 If Otter is a threat, they're both to hide

00:05:25.200 Or wave on high

00:05:27.200 Then tear that crimson ensign down

00:05:31.200 And let the nation die

00:05:34.200 Tear that crimson ensign down

00:05:50.200 Across a thousand bloody fields

00:05:53.200 Where Canadian soldiers lie

00:05:57.200 Tear that crimson ensign down

00:06:01.200 Its heritage

00:06:02.200 Its heritage

00:06:03.200 And birth

00:06:04.200 Is of the blood

00:06:05.200 Of every man

00:06:07.200 Of honesty and work

00:06:09.200 While politicians

00:06:11.200 Beat their drums

00:06:13.200 And clamber to the sky

00:06:16.200 Tear that crimson ensign down

00:06:20.200 The past is but a lie

00:06:22.200 The past is but a lie

00:06:26.200 The past is but a lie

00:06:28.200 What last is but a lie

00:06:35.200 While through the halls of Parliament

00:06:38.200 In grim and ghostly tread

00:06:41.200 With banners flying, half-staffed down

00:06:45.200 Marched legions of the dead

00:06:48.200 If honour is a thread

00:06:51.200 Bare cloak to hide

00:06:53.200 Or wave on high

00:06:55.200 Then tear that crimson ensign down

00:06:59.960 And let the nation die

00:07:03.100 My ears, hang on one second

00:07:12.340 I have one more bunny ears

00:07:13.200 Just a second, just relax

00:07:15.060 Oh, no one gets to see me with no pants on

00:07:17.960 Sorry guys

00:07:18.520 Aw, come on, that's the whole part

00:07:20.700 That's the whole point of the stream

00:07:22.280 I love my country, love my freedom

00:07:25.660 Fuck well, baby, no, I don't need them

00:07:28.840 Shotgun laced from the woods to the plate

00:07:31.580 Ain't never went hungry, ain't never too late

00:07:34.680 So come around here, son, runnin' your mouth

00:07:37.940 You can fuck around and find out

00:07:41.220 You can fuck around and find out

00:07:42.980 You can fuck around and find out

00:07:46.800 Just grab a sock like everybody else, you know

00:07:50.100 You can fuck around and find out

00:07:52.540 A sock?

00:07:54.920 What'd you do?

00:07:55.600 Oh, down there

00:07:56.060 Nothing

00:07:57.060 My laptop is going really weird

00:07:59.360 Tunnel juice, I swear to God

00:08:01.520 Or

00:08:02.580 Our friendly neighborhood, CSIS, whoever

00:08:05.820 I was really mad at a girl once

00:08:10.080 And I called her a cum sponge

00:08:11.020 I ain't tryin' to be Billy Badass or talk shit

00:08:14.080 I'm just sayin', there's the line

00:08:16.040 Don't cross it

00:08:17.300 I got a red rider gun when I was three

00:08:20.220 So I don't run or hide from anything

00:08:23.160 Bitch, I'm a red, white, and blue collar boy

00:08:25.840 From the south, the south

00:08:27.440 You can fuck around and find out

00:08:30.040 Love my country, love my freedom

00:08:32.860 Fuck well, baby, no, I don't need them

00:08:36.020 Shotgun laced from the woods to the plate

00:08:38.760 Ain't never went hungry, ain't never too late

00:08:41.880 So come around here, son, runnin' your mouth

00:08:45.140 You can fuck around and find out

00:08:48.420 Oh, gee

00:08:50.100 You can fuck around and find out

00:08:54.220 Anyway

00:08:56.320 Funny life I found

00:08:57.660 Y'all all of them saw it was

00:08:59.260 No pants

00:09:00.560 See, one day on this stream

00:09:03.860 One day

00:09:04.400 It's gonna happen

00:09:05.440 F-A-F-O

00:09:08.060 I teach you how this game go

00:09:09.600 Different joints

00:09:10.480 Same smoke

00:09:11.160 Wake up, wear the same clothes

00:09:12.800 Real redneck

00:09:13.860 I'm a piece of white trash

00:09:15.600 Blue collar boy

00:09:16.940 But my lady's high class

00:09:18.500 Got the music way up loud

00:09:19.980 With a cigar in my mouth

00:09:21.460 Fuck around and come find out

00:09:23.000 How we do it in the south

00:09:24.560 When he said it like that

00:09:27.100 Yes, okay

00:09:27.720 Oh, no

00:09:30.380 There we go

00:09:32.840 Yeah

00:09:35.560 How was that?

00:09:37.540 Fuck's sake

00:09:38.900 Ladies

00:09:39.560 You wanna wrestle?

00:09:45.680 You're out of breath now

00:09:46.940 I don't know

00:09:47.860 What's happening?

00:09:52.400 Oh, configure it

00:09:53.040 There we go

00:09:54.640 Well, you know

00:09:55.200 Got bored

00:09:56.040 And figured we'd go live

00:09:57.400 Yeah, sure

00:09:58.860 Are you timing?

00:10:03.340 No, no

00:10:04.060 I got rid of Chris

00:10:05.060 Sorry

00:10:05.420 It's been a while

00:10:07.300 Haven't used Rumble Studios

00:10:08.680 So, you know

00:10:10.020 Bested out

00:10:10.860 Oh

00:10:11.860 Hi

00:10:12.620 Awesome

00:10:13.400 He didn't give you an invite

00:10:14.780 No, I'm saying hi, Sarah

00:10:16.300 Oh, there's Michelle

00:10:16.860 It's got nothing to do with you boys

00:10:18.580 It's all about Sarah

00:10:19.460 Oh, but

00:10:23.960 Hi, hi, Johnny

00:10:24.660 Oh

00:10:26.060 What's going on?

00:10:28.700 Good stuff

00:10:29.240 I like your hair, Sarah

00:10:30.780 Is that a wig?

00:10:33.480 I don't

00:10:34.000 What?

00:10:36.240 I like it

00:10:36.620 You know you're on mute, right?

00:10:40.500 I mean, you've never sounded better

00:10:41.960 But

00:10:42.340 Oh, you're a fucking cunt

00:10:46.200 You know that?

00:10:47.400 You know that?

00:10:48.160 You're a giant

00:10:48.840 Hi, Chris

00:10:50.940 Hello

00:10:51.580 Yeah, whatever

00:10:52.180 Hi, Michelle

00:10:53.080 I love you

00:10:53.680 Love you too

00:10:54.940 And yes, this is a wig

00:10:57.780 It's the wig I wore to your party

00:10:59.160 Remember?

00:11:00.680 Oh, right, right

00:11:01.360 Oh, yeah, right

00:11:02.060 Yeah

00:11:02.780 Yeah, yeah, yeah

00:11:03.440 What, did you shave your head or something?

00:11:06.560 Yeah, I just

00:11:07.320 I was just fucking around

00:11:08.500 For full chemo?

00:11:09.440 We were having a wig party here earlier

00:11:11.920 Because

00:11:12.540 We got some wine

00:11:13.820 And we're hanging out in wigs

00:11:15.520 Yeah, yeah

00:11:17.400 She fucking messages me

00:11:19.280 And says

00:11:19.700 She's got a box of wine

00:11:20.880 So we should go live

00:11:21.780 I was like, oh, alright

00:11:22.620 Why not

00:11:24.260 Why not?

00:11:25.800 Wigs night

00:11:26.360 A, I don't normally drink

00:11:28.820 As we all know

00:11:29.700 It's been a long time

00:11:30.640 Since I've actually consumed any alcohol

00:11:32.740 So I figured

00:11:33.480 If we're going to have a box of wine

00:11:35.260 We might as well make it a party

00:11:36.540 And do, like, something fun

00:11:37.840 So

00:11:38.100 Wigs

00:11:38.740 Wigs and wine

00:11:40.140 Nothing better than

00:11:41.400 A good wig and a box of wine

00:11:43.780 And you have to slap it

00:11:44.820 Every time you pour a glass

00:11:46.220 You have to slap the bag

00:11:47.760 In the box

00:11:48.360 Wow

00:11:49.300 See, I

00:11:49.560 I've always thought

00:11:51.040 Wait, slap it again

00:11:51.840 I know you're going to get it

00:11:52.820 Right

00:11:53.660 If you're going to get a box of wine

00:11:55.360 If you're going to get a box of wine

00:11:57.400 Though

00:11:57.580 You've got to

00:11:58.020 You've got to just put a straw in it

00:11:59.380 And make it an adult juice box

00:12:00.880 Mm-hmm

00:12:01.760 Except for I'm sherry

00:12:03.240 So

00:12:04.820 Because normally I would do that

00:12:06.060 I'd have those big straws

00:12:07.320 And you just snuck it in

00:12:08.220 That's why they have a handle

00:12:10.880 Put two straws

00:12:12.380 You know

00:12:13.880 I'm not very good at sharing like that though

00:12:15.560 Double straw that shit

00:12:16.840 I feel like this is the effective way

00:12:18.940 To have a box of wine with somebody

00:12:20.200 So you can just slap it

00:12:21.320 And then share it

00:12:22.220 It's good

00:12:22.880 All right

00:12:25.220 She was friends

00:12:30.080 Fuck yeah

00:12:31.540 Oh, hey, hi

00:12:32.800 I'm Michelle

00:12:34.160 Hi

00:12:35.720 A wild Scotian lady has appeared

00:12:40.340 Yeah

00:12:41.460 See what happens

00:12:42.880 Rock, I want to have a

00:12:45.880 No, I want to be there

00:12:49.220 It was so great to live with you

00:12:52.160 It was so great to be there

00:12:53.800 Oh, it was so much fun having you

00:12:55.460 Treat me a little nice in Ontario

00:12:57.380 I'm sorry I missed the trip

00:13:00.240 That's for sure

00:13:01.060 But

00:13:02.700 I'll get my trip

00:13:06.040 Oh yeah

00:13:06.960 October

00:13:07.880 Yeah

00:13:08.660 Soon

00:13:09.260 Me

00:13:09.880 Okay, I can't see anything

00:13:12.560 With these things on

00:13:13.360 So I can see

00:13:15.340 Now I can see better

00:13:16.340 Hey

00:13:17.220 What's going on?

00:13:21.500 Just chilling on Sunday now

00:13:23.100 I was supposed to go fishing

00:13:24.020 I didn't go fishing

00:13:24.780 Not much

00:13:25.420 Why didn't you go fishing?

00:13:27.540 I got high

00:13:28.420 Yeah

00:13:29.180 Shocker

00:13:31.160 It was

00:13:32.320 That happens

00:13:34.240 I only smoked half the night, man

00:13:36.140 I was too fucking stoned

00:13:37.100 It's not like me

00:13:40.220 I usually have no problem

00:13:41.140 Going fishing

00:13:41.620 I was going to say

00:13:45.680 Like I'd usually have

00:13:46.560 More than that

00:13:47.120 While fishing

00:13:47.760 Yeah, while fishing

00:13:48.820 Is one thing

00:13:49.360 We got to get there though

00:13:50.340 Right?

00:13:52.100 I'm a scatterbrain

00:13:53.140 When I smoke a joint

00:13:54.200 For a second of the day

00:13:54.900 Man, I'm all fucked up

00:13:55.960 Can't think

00:13:56.340 Pack all my shit first

00:13:57.780 Then get high

00:13:58.520 Right?

00:13:59.780 Yeah, see

00:14:00.280 I have to smoke a joint

00:14:02.960 And then

00:14:03.820 Get my day going

00:14:04.880 If not

00:14:05.760 My day is all fucked

00:14:06.740 I can't

00:14:09.000 Like make heads or tails

00:14:09.960 Or anything

00:14:10.340 Unless I smoke a joint

00:14:11.180 In the morning

00:14:11.540 Yeah, it's the opposite

00:14:13.480 For me

00:14:13.880 It fucks me right up

00:14:15.020 I can't

00:14:15.440 I'm

00:14:15.680 Turning the edge

00:14:17.600 To the edge

00:14:18.400 Basically

00:14:18.880 I have to be all set up

00:14:23.660 Ready to go

00:14:24.260 There's definitely times

00:14:25.840 Where if I do it beforehand

00:14:27.000 I'm just not going to go

00:14:28.160 Yeah

00:14:28.780 That's kind of where

00:14:29.800 I'm going with that

00:14:30.340 So I'm not going to say

00:14:31.220 No, fuck it

00:14:32.060 I know

00:14:33.240 I get the money

00:14:34.160 Yeah

00:14:36.120 Yeah, you get lazy

00:14:37.240 Right?

00:14:38.200 Yeah

00:14:38.680 I have to make sure

00:14:41.400 That this camera

00:14:41.960 Doesn't point

00:14:42.480 That's what it is

00:14:43.380 So

00:14:44.080 Oh really

00:14:46.880 No

00:14:48.380 Down pointing camera

00:14:49.580 I caught that

00:14:55.220 What?

00:14:55.820 Oh

00:14:55.980 That's good

00:14:56.380 Stretching

00:14:57.080 Fucking

00:14:58.760 Fucking

00:14:59.420 Chris

00:15:00.320 Look

00:15:00.680 You're not going to see

00:15:02.480 Over that line

00:15:03.220 No

00:15:05.060 No one's doing nothing

00:15:06.220 Over nothing

00:15:07.120 Although

00:15:09.340 That seems to be a common

00:15:10.880 Seems to be a common theme

00:15:13.360 Among these streams

00:15:14.640 That you guys are trying

00:15:15.740 I know

00:15:18.440 It's just like

00:15:19.480 They're right here

00:15:24.620 Come on

00:15:25.140 Agreed

00:15:26.340 Agreed

00:15:28.300 Still boating season

00:15:29.560 It is still boating season

00:15:32.220 Yes

00:15:32.820 What do you mean

00:15:33.360 You better lock your doors

00:15:34.300 You're not supposed

00:15:34.860 You're not

00:15:35.260 You're not supposed

00:15:37.280 To lock your doors anymore

00:15:38.520 You're not supposed

00:15:39.460 To lock your doors

00:15:39.740 You're supposed to just

00:15:39.980 Comply with the demands

00:15:41.340 Of whoever comes in

00:15:42.920 That's what they want

00:15:44.500 To drink

00:15:45.080 Would you like

00:15:46.060 Some cheese and crackers

00:15:47.160 Perhaps some cookies and milk

00:15:48.560 How you rob

00:15:50.060 And rape everyone

00:15:50.880 I'm going to start

00:15:51.340 Breaking

00:15:51.640 I'm going to start

00:15:53.740 Breaking into people's houses

00:15:54.960 Just to get dinner now

00:15:56.120 Make me a steak

00:15:59.940 Yeah

00:16:01.320 Make me a steak

00:16:02.180 And drive me home

00:16:02.860 You got to comply

00:16:03.500 With my demands

00:16:04.080 The police said so

00:16:05.020 Make them watch

00:16:05.880 WWF

00:16:07.500 Shit

00:16:07.900 And if you have a gun

00:16:09.520 Yeah

00:16:09.920 Monday Night Raw

00:16:10.880 Let's go

00:16:11.580 Because that's what

00:16:13.360 You're supposed to do

00:16:14.200 According to the police

00:16:15.180 Here in Canada

00:16:16.500 That's what we do

00:16:17.860 There it is

00:16:18.280 Mondays and Fridays

00:16:20.660 I'm going to start

00:16:21.880 Breaking into people's houses

00:16:23.060 And they got to make me dinner

00:16:25.160 And watch Monday Night Raw

00:16:26.220 And Friday Night Smackdown

00:16:27.260 With me

00:16:27.600 That's

00:16:28.800 That's what we're going to do now

00:16:30.540 We're going to hear it on the news

00:16:33.240 Fucking

00:16:34.080 Random man

00:16:35.620 With mustache

00:16:36.560 And long

00:16:37.180 Straggly hair

00:16:38.280 Why don't you come to

00:16:39.740 Come home

00:16:40.180 Found on

00:16:41.300 I'll wear

00:16:41.700 I'll wear the wrestling mask

00:16:43.520 Yeah

00:16:44.300 With weird

00:16:46.780 Wrestling mask

00:16:48.040 Found eating burritos

00:16:49.580 On couple's couch

00:16:50.720 Doing laundry

00:16:51.840 While they're at work

00:16:52.840 Yelling the champ is here

00:16:54.820 It's laundry

00:16:55.240 But

00:16:58.120 Baking stuff

00:16:59.520 Homeowners get charged

00:17:02.020 For assaulting him

00:17:03.440 When asking him to leave

00:17:04.700 Oh

00:17:06.240 They are hurt

00:17:07.200 Likely yeah

00:17:07.700 They should have listened

00:17:08.960 To the police

00:17:09.460 And complied

00:17:10.160 That's it man

00:17:11.220 Just doing some laundry

00:17:12.860 Making something to eat

00:17:13.680 Alright

00:17:13.780 I'm just here

00:17:15.520 Trying to have some Doritos

00:17:16.620 And watch TV

00:17:17.260 What the fuck people

00:17:18.300 Although I do

00:17:19.780 Kind of wonder though

00:17:20.780 Maybe

00:17:21.380 Maybe the reason

00:17:22.920 Police just

00:17:23.580 Have given up

00:17:25.620 And want you to complain

00:17:26.760 Is because

00:17:27.940 They've kind of

00:17:28.500 Become useless

00:17:29.160 I saw this video

00:17:30.440 This is of course

00:17:31.180 Out of Brampton

00:17:31.780 By the way

00:17:32.280 This was fun

00:17:34.300 How useless

00:17:34.840 Is this cop

00:17:35.520 How old are you

00:17:36.240 I thought

00:17:37.520 You're trying to

00:17:37.980 Shoot us

00:17:38.280 и

00:17:38.860 or

00:17:39.360 Your

00:17:39.460 T His

00:17:40.840 Heads up

00:17:41.800 Hands up

00:17:43.220 Out the car

00:17:44.180 Hey

00:17:45.100 He's doing this

00:17:46.620 Don't fucking move

00:17:48.060 Don't move

00:17:49.560 Heads up

00:17:50.900 Heads up

00:17:52.040 Heads up

00:17:52.480 Heads

00:17:53.120 HENA

00:17:53.640 I don't know if the door is supposed to be his daddy house, I don't know if they're

00:18:14.040 dead eating to her. Melanie? Don't go in that place, you're here. Melanie? Don't do it. Don't do it! Don't do it! Don't do it! You knew by the

00:18:42.280 derk-a-derk-a-derk-a the whole time. They always sound the same and then you knew that it was

00:18:47.820 I love how... You can hear the head bobble, right? You can hear it. 100%. My favorite part of that though

00:19:04.560 is the fact that because the... Yeah, hold on. My favorite part is the fact that he couldn't figure

00:19:10.620 out which one he wanted to go after, so they both got away. That was hilarious! And his voice

00:19:16.740 cracked twice. He's like, woohoo! All right. Yeah, that was really... It almost sounded like he was

00:19:25.720 either scared or about to cry. Yeah. But that's the police force. Like, that's what's supposed to

00:19:31.780 be serving and protecting us when they're like... And you're like, oh, okay, so you're gonna protect

00:19:38.680 me from the Indian running down the street? Seriously? Yeah, right? Yeah. Cool. You can't

00:19:44.140 even stop your voice from cracking. Exactly. I feel like they'd be like this if they had a gun in their

00:19:48.920 hand. Oh, God! Oh, I haven't dropped yet. Well, it sounded like that's exactly what he was. Like,

00:19:54.560 it sounded like he was shaky as fuck and nervous and didn't know what to do, really. Probably wasn't even

00:19:59.480 holding a gun. It was probably a taser, for fuck's sake. Oh. I wish it was pretty well as

00:20:04.360 sunset. It's really beautiful. I just don't understand why he, like, looks at the one guy,

00:20:10.640 knows he's got him, and then just because he sees the other guy run, he's like, well, okay,

00:20:14.020 maybe I'll ditch this guy and go after this guy, and fucking loses them both. You have a gun on the

00:20:19.060 guy in the truck. Oh, that's too scary. I had to go after this guy. He couldn't even catch him.

00:20:23.580 Why didn't he just shoot at the tires? There's so many things he could have done to change that

00:20:27.720 situation for the positive to benefit him, as being the police officer that's supposed to be

00:20:32.080 stopping said situation, and all he did was just crack his voice while pointing whatever weapon

00:20:37.580 he had and telling them to, stop! You're under arrest! That's clearly not working. Maybe use your

00:20:43.880 weapon. Maybe shoot the tires out. I don't know. Do something to avoid said situation.

00:20:48.860 Jeez and crackers. Back to the blue, bud. Back to the blue.

00:20:53.380 And his partner in the vehicle couldn't make up his mind which way to go. Should I go after him,

00:20:57.120 or if my buddy's back here, I better stay. Should I stay or should I go? Like, they both

00:21:01.920 fucking had that, should I stay or go? They didn't know. Just pick one. The first guy you

00:21:07.340 had. Yeah, right. And that's just it, right? It's the indecision. It's like, I don't know

00:21:13.920 what to do. I don't know who to go after, and because of that, you end up losing them fucking

00:21:17.960 both because you're retarded. Yeah. They'll probably use that as a classic what not to do in police

00:21:24.340 training, for sure. Right? Yeah. It'll be a lesson for something, for sure. Yeah, that

00:21:30.100 was definitely a lesson. Although, at least I'll give credit. London is a little bit better.

00:21:38.260 I do have, I wanted to show, this was like last week or something. It's two parts, so we

00:21:44.520 got to do it in two parts, but here's part one. Jeet in London deciding that he's protesting

00:21:51.040 something. I don't even know or care what, but here. Get the fuck off the road, you idiot.

00:21:58.760 What is he doing? Yeah, you're a fucking retard. He's standing like Superman. He's like,

00:22:06.840 come on. He's praying. Good for you.

00:22:15.680 I forgot my breakfast, guys.

00:22:30.860 Yo, the cops are going to be here.

00:22:33.660 You know the cops are going to come, buddy.

00:22:39.400 Fist in the air.

00:22:40.320 Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't.

00:22:41.720 I'm not fucking. Jump in front of the white one.

00:22:53.940 Jump in front of the gray train.

00:22:55.320 Amazing.

00:22:56.700 Jump in front of the white one.

00:22:58.620 Yes.

00:23:00.560 Go back to your country for your kids.

00:23:04.260 Yes.

00:23:05.060 Go back.

00:23:06.680 Yes.

00:23:06.960 You don't belong here, fucker.

00:23:09.860 Yes.

00:23:10.340 Never.

00:23:12.100 Yeah.

00:23:12.420 You don't get down.

00:23:14.500 He's Indian.

00:23:15.040 Go back, Ellen.

00:23:15.920 Go back, Ellen.

00:23:16.620 Go back, Ellen.

00:23:17.660 Go back, Ellen.

00:23:18.180 Go back, Ellen.

00:23:19.820 All right.

00:23:20.980 There's nothing going to happen.

00:23:22.560 I can be sorry.

00:23:24.560 What?

00:23:25.620 What?

00:23:26.200 Huh?

00:23:27.340 Come over here and say that.

00:23:29.520 But move your car first.

00:23:35.340 It's about all those people that were praying that were killed.

00:23:37.900 Oh, what a retard.

00:23:39.020 That were killed during prayer.

00:23:42.200 Oh, what about all the Christians that were killed during prayer by Muslims?

00:23:48.820 What do we got down?

00:23:50.800 Uh-oh.

00:23:51.080 Is there somebody in his car?

00:23:52.160 Go get his plate number.

00:23:53.360 I don't think so.

00:23:55.080 Go.

00:23:55.920 Go.

00:23:56.240 Go.

00:23:56.320 Jump up and down the roof.

00:23:57.600 Now he's gone.

00:23:58.960 I can't get his plate.

00:24:00.000 Oh, my God.

00:24:02.580 Oh, bless you.

00:24:03.420 Bless you.

00:24:03.840 Hey, just wait through the middle.

00:24:05.360 Can you get it?

00:24:07.860 Go get his plate number.

00:24:10.060 Go running.

00:24:11.040 Take a picture.

00:24:13.020 That's amazing.

00:24:14.860 I thought the cops came and got him, didn't they?

00:24:20.440 That's pretty fucking sweet.

00:24:21.760 I love how the guy was laying.

00:24:23.480 Go back to your country.

00:24:25.280 Yeah.

00:24:25.860 Jump in front of that white car.

00:24:27.020 White car goes by.

00:24:27.780 Jump in front of the great truck.

00:24:28.760 Great truck.

00:24:29.340 Yeah, they did.

00:24:30.460 Is that playing again?

00:24:31.720 What the fuck?

00:24:34.020 No, you're just...

00:24:35.060 Does he...

00:24:35.860 Yeah, because I thought...

00:24:37.780 Does he get back up on his car?

00:24:39.160 Because I thought the cops took him off when he was on top of the car.

00:24:41.520 Cops were there.

00:24:43.060 He'd be wrong.

00:24:43.940 That's part one.

00:24:44.900 There's two parts.

00:24:45.960 Yeah.

00:24:47.100 Where's the second part?

00:24:50.120 He cut it off.

00:24:53.000 Oh, he's frozen now because he's trying to play a video.

00:24:56.980 Well, I want...

00:24:58.000 What the fuck is going on here?

00:25:06.160 We have to get you a better internet or a better computer because...

00:25:09.240 Where the fuck did he go?

00:25:10.720 Oh, he probably dropped off because his internet sucks and his laptop just sucks shit because

00:25:16.280 when there's...

00:25:17.600 It's just like, no, I'm done working.

00:25:20.880 Yeah, you get him like a home computer.

00:25:23.200 Never mind the laptop.

00:25:24.380 Wow, I get the whole stuff.

00:25:25.200 This is what I did want, so y'all can't see what the storks saw.

00:25:31.880 All right.

00:25:33.360 Fucker.

00:25:35.900 Oh, my...

00:25:37.440 My God, with your complaining.

00:25:40.940 No, I'm just saying.

00:25:42.280 I just don't want the full camera perfect.

00:25:44.500 I'm still in there.

00:25:45.600 There you have now.

00:25:46.660 All right, yeah, yeah.

00:25:47.400 Y'all are going to see things that, I mean, I charge for.

00:25:50.780 Well, it's sharing stuff.

00:25:51.920 You happy?

00:25:54.120 Happy?

00:25:55.580 That's good.

00:25:56.240 Yeah, I'm sorry.

00:25:56.860 Anyway, so back to what was going on before this all got fucked.

00:26:05.880 I don't know why.

00:26:06.360 Why does this keep saying room not found?

00:26:08.420 What the fuck is wrong with Rumble?

00:26:10.720 I don't know.

00:26:11.360 Are you putting it on number, like, the second part of the video?

00:26:14.460 All right, get that away.

00:26:15.580 All right, so.

00:26:16.200 Oh, my God.

00:26:20.180 I'm working on that.

00:26:21.340 I'm trying to deal with the fuck bullshit that Rumble Studio is giving me right now.

00:26:24.700 It's a bunch of bullshit is what it is.

00:26:26.300 But so after that, Jeet left, right?

00:26:29.280 He left that spot and then took up a second position.

00:26:46.200 He left that spot and then said that.

00:27:06.980 Come in, Mr. Tate!

00:27:23.980 Good job!

00:27:30.980 There's me.

00:27:32.980 There you go.

00:27:34.980 There you go.

00:27:37.980 Fuck your temper.

00:27:54.980 Yeah, lots of fucking deranged shit.

00:27:56.980 But they understand your mother pretty good, eh?

00:27:59.980 There we go.

00:28:01.980 Yeah, it was a lot of fuckery.

00:28:02.980 Learn a thing there.

00:28:04.980 Yeah.

00:28:05.980 I love his little fucking arm in the air like he's...

00:28:08.980 Yeah.

00:28:10.980 Retards.

00:28:11.980 Anyway.

00:28:12.980 That is what it is.

00:28:13.980 That is what it is.

00:28:15.980 The fatigue is there.

00:28:17.980 Can I open another thing?

00:28:18.980 Oh my god.

00:28:19.980 What do you mean can you...

00:28:22.980 What are you talking about?

00:28:23.980 What do you mean open another thing?

00:28:26.980 Can I open another participant on Rumble?

00:28:29.980 You...

00:28:31.980 We shouldn't need to.

00:28:32.980 Why?

00:28:33.980 What do you mean?

00:28:34.980 Because I want to try and do something.

00:28:35.980 That's what.

00:28:36.980 I don't know what you're talking about.

00:28:38.980 Shh.

00:28:39.980 I have no idea what you're talking about.

00:28:41.980 I want somebody else to join in.

00:28:43.980 Talk amongst yourselves.

00:28:44.980 I'm trying to do something.

00:28:46.980 Are you being a psyop?

00:28:48.980 I'm serious.

00:28:49.980 Thank god.

00:28:50.980 She's muted.

00:28:52.980 That's like the best part of the show is when she mutes herself.

00:28:57.980 Fantastic.

00:28:59.980 You see the Jeets now are getting Indian status apparently?

00:29:05.980 What?

00:29:06.980 No.

00:29:07.980 Yeah, there's some...

00:29:08.980 Yeah, seriously.

00:29:09.980 There's like some fucking...

00:29:10.980 Oh, for fuck's sakes.

00:29:11.980 We did not need to see that.

00:29:13.980 That was funny.

00:29:15.980 What are you doing?

00:29:17.980 It's just face.

00:29:19.980 Yeah.

00:29:20.980 No extreme close-ups, please.

00:29:22.980 Thank you.

00:29:23.980 I'm trying to figure out if I can do another camera so I can show you guys the sunset.

00:29:27.980 That's all.

00:29:28.980 Fucking relax.

00:29:30.980 God, you dickheads.

00:29:33.980 Well, that's what we do.

00:29:34.980 We are dickheads.

00:29:35.980 What do you expect?

00:29:37.980 I don't know.

00:29:39.980 Okay, stop talking.

00:29:41.980 Okay, I'm gonna stop talking.

00:29:43.980 They do outnumber Feathers two to one, Tom, but here's the problem is that now they are

00:29:47.980 feathers apparently, because they can get status cards, I guess.

00:29:52.980 They're the real Indians, I guess.

00:29:54.980 Oh, man.

00:29:58.980 I can't see how that can happen.

00:30:00.980 It's good times, right?

00:30:01.980 But...

00:30:02.980 It's not easy getting status cards nowadays.

00:30:04.980 You have to be fucking full-blood fucking Indian, pretty much.

00:30:09.980 You know?

00:30:11.980 Whatever tribe you're about.

00:30:13.980 Yeah, I'm very...

00:30:15.980 I'm curious.

00:30:16.980 To me, I think it's probably a forged card.

00:30:19.980 I don't think he actually got...

00:30:21.980 Because how in the fuck, right?

00:30:23.980 There is a pretty good process to getting an Indian status card.

00:30:26.980 And I don't think a fucking dude from India is gonna figure that one out.

00:30:29.980 No.

00:30:32.980 No, I don't think they'll...

00:30:33.980 They don't hand it to status cards and all that, you know?

00:30:36.980 But that seems really sus.

00:30:38.980 Mm.

00:30:39.980 Yeah, a little bit.

00:30:41.980 Oh, my God.

00:30:42.980 With the check...

00:30:44.980 Check my telegrams.

00:30:46.980 What do we got here?

00:30:48.980 Yeah, yeah, I did see that, Tom.

00:30:49.980 Based on the 2021 census data and recent immigration trends from Statistics Canada,

00:30:54.980 the population of East Indian origin has grown significantly, obviously.

00:31:00.980 Estimates suggest it now exceeds 3 million, including temporary residents,

00:31:05.980 compared to about 1.9 million indigenous people for a ratio close to 2 to 1.

00:31:11.980 So that's wild.

00:31:13.980 We've brought in enough from India to just completely outnumber the natives.

00:31:20.980 Yeah, and they're mostly fighting-age men, too, so...

00:31:23.980 Yeah, right.

00:31:24.980 More fighting-age men than the native population.

00:31:31.980 We definitely gotta get them rid of them, though.

00:31:35.980 And I was actually...

00:31:36.980 I was looking, because I was looking into the TFWs, and it's actually fucked,

00:31:41.980 because, I mean, as much as there's a whole bunch of those,

00:31:43.980 the bigger problem is the IMPs.

00:31:45.980 What is that?

00:31:46.980 The International Mobility fucking program or something like that.

00:31:50.980 So basically what that means is that instead of applying for a temporary foreign worker,

00:31:55.980 and in which case you need a labor market impact assessment,

00:31:58.980 you can just go with an IMP and skip the labor market impact assessment.

00:32:05.980 How is that allowed to happen?

00:32:09.980 I have no idea.

00:32:10.980 And that makes me wonder, then, why the fuck is there a temporary foreign worker program

00:32:15.980 if you could just bring in an IMP?

00:32:17.980 Right?

00:32:18.980 It sounds like the same program with just different names and, like,

00:32:21.980 slightly different parameters.

00:32:23.980 Yeah, it's...

00:32:25.980 Who cares?

00:32:27.980 This is the best she's ever looked.

00:32:29.980 Yeah, she's back there.

00:32:31.980 She's doing stupid stuff.

00:32:33.980 But, yeah, like, it's basically the temporary foreign worker program,

00:32:36.980 except you don't have to prove that you can't find somebody.

00:32:41.980 Right?

00:32:43.980 And that's fucked.

00:32:45.980 Like, I was going over just the temporary foreign workers in town here.

00:32:50.980 And, I mean, that's bad enough.

00:32:52.980 Right?

00:32:53.980 Like, McDonald's is horrible.

00:32:55.980 There was, like, two years there where they wanted, like, nine supervisors.

00:32:59.980 I was like, how in the fuck are you going to tell me there's nobody to work at McDonald's here?

00:33:07.980 Yeah, it's a...

00:33:09.980 It's a job with a high turnover, usually, but some people, it's a career, and they don't fucking...

00:33:13.980 But...

00:33:15.980 Yeah, right?

00:33:17.980 Of course.

00:33:18.980 And, like, in total, I think there was, like, 180 positions since 2022 that have been given to temporary foreign workers where I am.

00:33:24.980 And it's like, fuck off.

00:33:25.980 Like, I looked at the whole list.

00:33:28.980 Majority of them, there is no reason to have a foreign worker do that job, aside from the fact that I know that that business is run by a foreigner.

00:33:38.980 Because there's a bunch of those.

00:33:40.980 But...

00:33:41.980 They don't hire their own, too.

00:33:42.980 They don't fucking hire...

00:33:43.980 Yeah, and that 180, by the way, is not including student visas.

00:33:50.980 That is not including IMPs.

00:33:52.980 That is not including...

00:33:53.980 You know what I mean?

00:33:55.980 What's the IMP stand for?

00:33:58.980 I'm trying to remember it, but I think it's something like the International Mobility Program or something like that.

00:34:06.980 I could be standard corrected if somebody does.

00:34:09.980 That's cool.

00:34:10.980 But I think that's what it stands for.

00:34:12.980 And again, it's just basically the TFW program.

00:34:15.980 Yeah.

00:34:16.980 With less fucking steps.

00:34:18.980 Yeah.

00:34:19.980 Right?

00:34:20.980 It's easier for them to use that program than the temporary foreign worker program.

00:34:22.980 Yeah.

00:34:23.980 Which is why...

00:34:25.980 Where is that website again?

00:34:26.980 But wasn't the temporary for the TWP, wasn't that designed for agro?

00:34:30.980 Yeah, like it was supposed to be for the agriculture jobs and stuff like that, that nobody goes to work, right?

00:34:37.980 Right.

00:34:38.980 And it's funny, because everybody's like, well, nobody wants to do those jobs.

00:34:41.980 I don't think that's it at all.

00:34:42.980 It's just you can't expect a teenager to get out into rural areas and, you know, go work that job.

00:34:48.980 So I think that's the problem, but...

00:34:50.980 They have buses and they have houses and things for the temporary foreign workers.

00:34:54.980 So why can't they invest in having buses?

00:34:56.980 Yeah, right?

00:34:57.980 Like, we used to have buses to go to the places like...

00:34:59.980 True.

00:35:00.980 Teenagers, they had buses that you...

00:35:01.980 That picked you up to go to those rural jobs.

00:35:03.980 Yeah.

00:35:04.980 Yeah.

00:35:05.980 So...

00:35:06.980 No.

00:35:07.980 Actually, here, let me see.

00:35:09.980 Can I...

00:35:10.980 Let's see if I can get...

00:35:11.980 I'm going to bring this graph up, because I like it, and it really shows the problem.

00:35:16.980 I just got to figure out...

00:35:18.980 Do-do-do-do-do...

00:35:19.980 It is getting a bit dark.

00:35:32.980 Let me send that there, and I might freeze up here in a second, but I'm going to go and

00:35:37.980 grab that...

00:35:42.980 Grab that graph to show it.

00:35:43.980 It shows the difference between the TFWs and the IMPs.

00:35:47.980 Oh, man.

00:35:48.980 And it's a stark fucking difference.

00:35:51.980 Hey!

00:35:52.980 Hey!

00:35:53.980 Hey!

00:35:54.980 Hey!

00:35:55.980 Hey!

00:35:56.980 What's going on here?

00:35:57.980 You're...

00:35:58.980 I need the dog.

00:35:59.980 You guys don't love me.

00:36:01.980 Holy fuck.

00:36:02.980 Damn.

00:36:03.980 She's not dead.

00:36:04.980 She comes here to die.

00:36:06.980 She hasn't died yet.

00:36:07.980 No, she's not gonna die!

00:36:08.980 No, she's not gonna die there.

00:36:09.980 I don't know.

00:36:10.980 I don't know.

00:36:11.980 She died here, though.

00:36:12.980 If she dies here, that'd be like, hey, it'd be an honor if she died.

00:36:15.980 On my porch.

00:36:16.980 There we go.

00:36:17.980 I don't know if she can even hear me.

00:36:20.980 No, she's going for the cafe.

00:36:22.980 Will you go over the cafe?

00:36:24.980 That's why she's moving.

00:36:25.980 No, she's just...

00:36:26.980 Come on, come on, go away.

00:36:27.980 She's looking at me.

00:36:28.980 What are you looking at me?

00:36:29.980 Come on over.

00:36:30.980 Come on over.

00:36:31.980 Come on over.

00:36:32.980 You're not going to the cafe.

00:36:34.980 Where are you going?

00:36:35.980 Where are you going?

00:36:36.980 Where are you going?

00:36:37.980 Oh, yeah.

00:36:38.980 Hi, hi.

00:36:39.980 She doesn't know where she is.

00:36:41.980 Oh, no.

00:36:42.980 Still not going to die.

00:36:44.980 I would be honored, though.

00:36:45.980 I would be honored, though.

00:36:46.980 I would be honored, though.

00:36:47.980 I would be honored.

00:36:48.980 I would be honored.

00:36:49.980 She should die here.

00:36:50.980 Pick my house to die at.

00:36:51.980 She's so sweet.

00:36:53.980 She's so sweet.

00:36:54.980 I don't.

00:36:55.980 Fucking dog walks everywhere.

00:36:56.980 Why, why, why would that be so brave?

00:36:57.980 Why would that be so brave?

00:36:58.980 I'm gonna cry.

00:37:02.980 Are you smoking?

00:37:03.980 Are you puffing?

00:37:04.980 What are you puffing?

00:37:05.980 I don't know.

00:37:07.980 I guess I chose to do that.

00:37:09.980 The wrong time.

00:37:10.980 No, not the COVID.

00:37:11.980 Not the COVID.

00:37:12.980 Not the COVID.

00:37:13.980 Now we're doing the...

00:37:14.980 You don't got the COVID.

00:37:15.980 What's that?

00:37:16.980 Celebrity Squares thing.

00:37:18.980 Hollywood Squares.

00:37:19.980 Hollywood Squares?

00:37:24.980 Pretty much thing.

00:37:25.980 Yeah.

00:37:26.980 So she's pregnant?

00:37:27.980 Does she have more white?

00:37:29.980 I'm going away right now.

00:37:30.980 What did you do?

00:37:31.980 I got as long as that.

00:37:33.980 Cool.

00:37:34.980 Right?

00:37:35.980 Okay, perfect.

00:37:36.980 Here we go.

00:37:37.980 I'm pulling up wraps, everyone.

00:37:39.980 Wraps.

00:37:40.980 How'd you get over there again?

00:37:41.980 What are you doing?

00:37:42.980 I don't know.

00:37:43.980 I'm here.

00:37:44.980 Oh, Jesus Christ.

00:37:46.980 What in the hell?

00:37:47.980 Y'all.

00:37:48.980 I'm not saying anything.

00:37:49.980 You got aggressive.

00:37:50.980 What's he looking up?

00:37:55.980 Oh, the TFW and...

00:37:59.980 All my stuff back here.

00:38:01.980 Okay.

00:38:02.980 There we go.

00:38:03.980 Finally.

00:38:04.980 Holy fuck.

00:38:05.980 Pickle it a what?

00:38:06.980 It's a Chiboy.

00:38:07.980 It's a Chiboy.

00:38:08.980 It's a...

00:38:09.980 I have a picture.

00:38:10.980 What the fuck is that?

00:38:12.980 What is that?

00:38:13.980 It's pickles.

00:38:14.980 You don't...

00:38:15.980 Oh.

00:38:16.980 Well, you're not supposed to put it in your ass.

00:38:17.980 But anyway.

00:38:18.980 I'm not going to put it in my ass.

00:38:19.980 Okay, this one.

00:38:20.980 This one.

00:38:21.980 You need it in reverse.

00:38:22.980 Yeah, I'm not sure you want it.

00:38:24.980 Sure.

00:38:25.980 It literally says flaming anus.

00:38:26.980 What the fuck is that?

00:38:27.980 I fucked that up already?

00:38:28.980 Really?

00:38:29.980 What'd you do?

00:38:30.980 I forgot that it does that.

00:38:31.980 What?

00:38:32.980 And Jesus is...

00:38:33.980 Well, I forgot...

00:38:34.980 Fucking rumble.

00:38:35.980 That's why.

00:38:36.980 It's...

00:38:37.980 I forgot you have to click the little full screen thing in order to fucking...

00:38:38.980 Otherwise, it'll just make it like a little corner of the fucking screen.

00:38:41.980 Oh.

00:38:42.980 Yeah, yeah.

00:38:43.980 All right.

00:38:44.980 So here it is.

00:38:45.980 This is the graph that I was talking about.

00:38:47.980 So the bottom in blue is your temporary foreign workers.

00:39:04.980 Green is your study permits.

00:39:09.980 Red is the IMPs.

00:39:16.980 So IMPs would be like a little over...

00:39:23.100 The IMP is just simply foreigners. That's it.

00:39:26.860 Is that like when they fly in Chinese to work Chinese companies and businesses and shit?

00:39:31.160 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:39:34.100 Again, I already told you what an IMP is.

00:39:36.700 It's the TFW program without the fail-safes.

00:39:39.980 So instead of having to go and get a labor market impact assessment to prove that you can't find somebody to hire,

00:39:47.100 you just apply for an IMP.

00:39:49.480 And you get the IMP.

00:39:52.320 That's all it is.

00:39:55.780 It's just temporary foreign workers without rules.

00:40:00.940 And that's why we're bringing in over 3 million people.

00:40:06.000 Ideological motivated perverts.

00:40:08.540 Yeah.

00:40:09.980 That's true.

00:40:11.980 It's not false.

00:40:13.520 No, yeah.

00:40:14.160 Hang on.

00:40:14.660 That's for sure.

00:40:15.300 It's a good one.

00:40:16.260 I like it.

00:40:17.180 Yeah.

00:40:18.260 And this is the chart from 2000 to 2024, right?

00:40:22.960 And you can see the very, very, very sharp increase as we get here.

00:40:28.620 I don't know.

00:40:29.620 I don't know.

00:40:30.880 I don't know.

00:40:31.300 Right.

00:40:31.620 Why?

00:40:32.740 This is fucking wild.

00:40:34.400 Yeah.

00:40:35.340 Yeah.

00:40:35.720 That's over 3 million jobs that are being taken from Canadians.

00:40:40.240 And it's not even that they're going to the agricultural sector where they need them.

00:40:45.660 It's fucking food service, retail, just whatever, right?

00:40:50.900 Like, it's fucking nuts.

00:40:54.280 It should be going to teenagers.

00:40:57.220 Yeah.

00:40:58.040 But people have a point.

00:40:59.040 Teenagers don't want to do that shit anymore.

00:41:00.760 Like, they don't.

00:41:01.320 That's bullshit.

00:41:02.320 I see a lot of teenagers out there doing shit like that.

00:41:05.660 My neighbors, they work those kind of jobs that are being taken now.

00:41:08.960 Wow.

00:41:10.040 But they don't want to work the trades.

00:41:12.060 Trades are the one thing I think that a lot of these guys can't touch because they suck at it, really.

00:41:18.280 You can't fake a trade, really.

00:41:20.420 Well, they suck at everything.

00:41:22.560 I mean, let's be real.

00:41:23.840 Yeah, but they should be pushed into those things just like we were in our days.

00:41:27.460 Like, boys should be pushed into trades.

00:41:29.260 Girls should be pushed into, you know, same thing.

00:41:32.100 How do you get pushed into it?

00:41:33.140 You have nowhere to live and you need a roof.

00:41:35.060 That'll push you into the fucking trades pretty quick, man.

00:41:37.160 That's just it.

00:41:38.220 All these kids are staying at home with their fucking parents.

00:41:40.720 It's because they think they can make a living and get with a fucking art degree.

00:41:44.880 If you're not going to be selling your art pieces for, like, fucking $1,000 a piece, then I guess you're not a fucking art.

00:41:50.800 Like, sorry, whatever.

00:41:53.100 Or a fucking game producer.

00:41:56.200 I'm going to fucking create my own games and shit.

00:41:58.200 I'm going to be rich and shit.

00:41:59.200 Like, fuck these pipe dreams, man.

00:42:01.420 Like, they don't want to get their knees dirty.

00:42:02.880 They don't want to climb a ladder.

00:42:03.860 They don't want to fucking do that shit.

00:42:06.440 But if you need a roof over your head and food in your belly, fucking, you'll holla ass when you have to.

00:42:11.620 You'll fucking, you'll go paint.

00:42:13.160 You'll go help be a carpenter's helper.

00:42:15.020 You'll do that shit.

00:42:15.800 And you'll learn shit, too.

00:42:16.840 And you'll get paid for money.

00:42:17.800 But they don't want to do it.

00:42:19.100 Yeah.

00:42:19.280 And the Jeets can't do it.

00:42:21.860 Like, they're fucking retarded.

00:42:23.340 They can't.

00:42:24.680 They're fucking useless.

00:42:25.860 No, they can't do anything.

00:42:27.500 They can't even make a fucking coffee, for fuck's sakes.

00:42:29.880 I don't even want to be in the same fucking site as them.

00:42:31.740 I don't care if some electrician hired them as a helper.

00:42:33.920 Keep them the fuck away from me, man.

00:42:35.440 Because they're a hazard to beating everybody else, man.

00:42:38.080 Fuck off.

00:42:38.420 But that's the thing.

00:42:39.420 Like, that video just proved it again.

00:42:41.300 Like, no one wants to be around them in any capacity.

00:42:45.400 And more people need to start doing just what that guy's doing.

00:42:48.440 I see them in public.

00:42:49.320 I do the same thing.

00:42:51.160 Get out of my way.

00:42:52.880 Like, shame them.

00:42:54.860 If you don't, if you are in a fucking store and they are serving you, don't go to that line.

00:43:00.400 I would rather wait an extra 15 minutes than go to work.

00:43:04.680 Like, literally.

00:43:06.280 And if you do, if that's all there is, don't shop there.

00:43:09.720 I don't know.

00:43:10.280 Fuck.

00:43:10.580 If you have to interact with them, say you can't understand them and ask for somebody else that speaks fucking English as a first language.

00:43:16.560 Like, there's no reason to interact with them.

00:43:18.940 People should be boycotting the places.

00:43:21.600 They're, like, hiring.

00:43:23.060 Percent.

00:43:24.260 Like, I legitimately refuse to be engaged at all with them.

00:43:29.000 I won't.

00:43:30.180 If I'm in the grocery store and I get to the fucking checkout and the only cashiers are Jeets.

00:43:35.620 I will leave my fucking cart there.

00:43:39.120 Oh, that's everywhere.

00:43:40.020 I've done it.

00:43:40.600 And my friends will tell you, I refuse.

00:43:43.680 Get fucked.

00:43:45.880 Go home.

00:43:48.520 Not doing it.

00:43:50.460 Yeah, I try my best to just not go anywhere where they are at all, period.

00:43:55.120 It's almost impossible, man, in the city.

00:43:57.960 All of it.

00:43:59.560 Fuck.

00:44:00.720 I'm not having a hard time in here.

00:44:02.600 I can tell you that right now.

00:44:03.920 It's just, fuck.

00:44:05.860 It's just like they're nowhere.

00:44:07.240 But when you do run into them, it's like, it's easy to fucking shame them and yell at them.

00:44:13.080 And I don't give a fuck.

00:44:15.460 What are you going to do?

00:44:16.400 I fucking yell at them, too, man.

00:44:18.300 What are you going to do?

00:44:19.760 Tell me.

00:44:20.120 What are you going to do?

00:44:21.000 Are you, like, what are you going to do, Jeet?

00:44:23.160 Are you going to tell me that I'm right?

00:44:24.660 Go home.

00:44:25.860 There you go.

00:44:27.040 Hey, there you go.

00:44:28.040 Let them run everything through the checkout and then just walk away.

00:44:31.240 Yeah.

00:44:31.860 What are you going to do?

00:44:32.460 I hate you.

00:44:36.320 You're like, I don't want it anymore.

00:44:39.220 Shame of mine.

00:44:40.440 That's it.

00:44:41.000 Gotta go.

00:44:42.820 That reminds me of that time when I was coming into the building and there was that Jeet down

00:44:48.900 in the lobby there that was trying to fucking sell Kojiko internet and he had both of his

00:44:53.940 hands were heavily bandaged up and he was asking me if I wanted the internet and I was

00:44:59.220 about to just tell him no, fuck off and walk away.

00:45:02.100 But then I noticed he was about to start writing out all of the shit he wanted me to

00:45:05.540 see.

00:45:06.360 And since he had both bandaged hands, I was like, wow, I got a minute.

00:45:10.120 I just, I waited for him to write out everything.

00:45:13.100 And then as soon as he wrote it out, I was like, yeah, no, I'm good with my internet,

00:45:16.600 but fuck you.

00:45:18.560 That's why.

00:45:20.060 I hope it fucking hurt.

00:45:21.660 Loser.

00:45:22.980 Probably did.

00:45:25.480 That's just it.

00:45:26.860 I couldn't help it.

00:45:28.100 I was like, whatever.

00:45:29.260 We're losers.

00:45:30.160 That's all they are.

00:45:31.320 They're extortionists.

00:45:33.240 They're fucking liars.

00:45:35.080 They're rapists.

00:45:36.720 Everything.

00:45:37.560 No one wants them here.

00:45:39.160 People don't even want them in their own country.

00:45:42.540 That's the best part.

00:45:43.760 Is that you ask people who were from that country who came here 30 years ago, who were

00:45:50.340 like, you're right.

00:45:51.220 They are fucking losers.

00:45:52.800 They're the worst of the worst.

00:45:54.540 And that's why nobody likes them there.

00:45:56.640 And now they're fucking here.

00:45:58.300 And everyone's like, we're supposed to fucking respect.

00:46:00.660 Get the fuck out of here.

00:46:02.400 Get the fuck out of here.

00:46:03.480 That's why I love watching all of the other immigrants that are like calling them out.

00:46:09.120 The immigrants that are here in Canada.

00:46:10.740 It's like, yeah, I don't care if you're calling them out.

00:46:12.300 You're still going to.

00:46:13.880 Right?

00:46:14.400 You're all going to.

00:46:15.960 Totally.

00:46:17.020 We need some remigration.

00:46:19.360 A hundred percent.

00:46:20.600 And you don't get to pick and choose.

00:46:22.440 No.

00:46:23.060 This isn't.

00:46:23.620 We're not doing it.

00:46:24.520 We're going to do it our way where it's like fucking all of you.

00:46:28.120 Fucking see you.

00:46:29.280 And then you can see if you're worthy enough to come back.

00:46:32.320 That's how this works.

00:46:33.500 Because you've clearly shown that you're not worthy enough to be here.

00:46:36.800 We'll get the fuck out.

00:46:38.160 And then we'll let you know if you can come back again.

00:46:40.680 Because if you're a man, get fucked.

00:46:43.040 Well, the same goes for all the government employees.

00:46:46.200 Like, you can fire everybody.

00:46:47.740 You can fire everybody.

00:46:48.560 And then you have to go through a process again to fucking get back in.

00:46:52.700 Yeah, again, if you're worthy of not, you're not.

00:46:54.780 More strict hiring process is what's needed.

00:47:00.200 And same remigration, right?

00:47:02.120 Well, because all of a sudden there's like no, what's the word?

00:47:07.900 Standards.

00:47:08.920 Thank you.

00:47:09.780 Yeah.

00:47:10.260 There's no standards for anything.

00:47:12.240 And it's like everything has just gone completely out the window.

00:47:15.000 And it's like, oh, okay.

00:47:16.500 So we're just, wait a second.

00:47:18.100 So we're just, we're allowing this?

00:47:20.020 We're allowing this now?

00:47:21.640 Like, wait a second.

00:47:22.440 If I just go back here, just wait a second.

00:47:25.240 So just, if I could look at the books here from like a couple of years ago, the medical

00:47:28.620 books from when I was in medical school, I'm pretty sure that they said that these things

00:47:31.880 were actually mental disorders for a lot of these things that we're now like, we're

00:47:36.260 going to allow that.

00:47:37.960 The science changed.

00:47:39.740 Totally.

00:47:40.500 Okay.

00:47:41.160 So now we're in the era of every, we're just going to allow everything.

00:47:44.860 We're just going to allow everything.

00:47:46.260 Anybody can do whatever they want, except the white people who are paying the taxes and

00:47:53.300 doing the job and making everything.

00:47:55.380 Hold on.

00:47:56.360 Because we're here.

00:47:57.220 Hold on.

00:47:57.600 I think I solved everything.

00:47:58.720 Hundreds of years of hard fucking work.

00:48:00.420 But they're going to come in here and be like, we are just going to do what to happen.

00:48:04.200 We want to do.

00:48:05.060 I think I have a, I have a solution.

00:48:08.400 I have figured it out.

00:48:11.020 Okay.

00:48:12.260 So going back to the police demand that we comply with intruders, it is now time to start

00:48:20.680 breaking into Jeet's homes and telling them to go back to you.

00:48:26.160 But then that's racism.

00:48:28.440 That's a hate crime.

00:48:30.220 No, it isn't.

00:48:32.400 You got to comply with my demands.

00:48:34.680 No, but they got to comply with my demands.

00:48:36.480 Yeah.

00:48:38.400 You didn't get the memo.

00:48:39.700 I don't care.

00:48:40.620 They got to comply with my demands.

00:48:43.040 John, you can't do it.

00:48:44.560 I'm going to do it.

00:48:45.160 You have a white skin, bud.

00:48:46.360 I'm going to do it.

00:48:47.500 Babe, that's called white prison.

00:48:48.900 I should go do it right now.

00:48:50.160 I'll go, I'll go across.

00:48:51.960 Hey, I'll go across the hall and do it right now.

00:48:55.140 Oh my God.

00:48:55.860 Can you do that?

00:48:56.720 Turn your phone.

00:48:57.480 Let's do that.

00:49:00.860 That'd be hilarious.

00:49:03.940 Let's watch Johnny get arrested in real time, guys.

00:49:06.380 Yeah.

00:49:06.780 That's too bad, right?

00:49:10.360 Rogue said that sounded like an amazing idea.

00:49:13.460 Yeah.

00:49:14.700 Well, you put it back on them.

00:49:16.000 Yeah.

00:49:17.760 Make sure you let them kick the shit out of you, too.

00:49:24.420 We can get a wagon for the box of wine.

00:49:26.720 What's wrong?

00:49:27.620 I mean, I...

00:49:29.540 It's so good.

00:49:33.320 I like it when I go online.

00:49:39.220 Anyway.

00:49:39.660 I should go do it.

00:49:40.300 It's just a thought.

00:49:41.120 Yeah, I'm done.

00:49:41.840 You know?

00:49:43.160 I feel like I am 100% not wrong in this.

00:49:47.680 That's all.

00:49:48.320 That's all I'm saying.

00:49:51.500 What's up, Patsy?

00:49:55.080 Men are only welcome to fix things.

00:49:57.380 Let's see here.

00:49:58.920 Men are good at fixing things.

00:50:00.400 Try and roll a doobie here.

00:50:01.380 They are good at fixing things.

00:50:02.720 But actually, women don't always want men to fix things.

00:50:05.180 We just mostly want you to listen to us bitch and moan when we're upset.

00:50:09.040 And then tell us why we don't need to be a fat guy.

00:50:13.720 Right.

00:50:14.860 You're supposed to be the rock.

00:50:16.680 So when we're like, oh my god, what is going on?

00:50:19.440 You're supposed to be like, nothing.

00:50:21.460 It's okay.

00:50:22.980 I'll handle this.

00:50:24.500 And then handle it.

00:50:26.280 Yeah.

00:50:26.760 Make a mountain out of a molyle fucking...

00:50:28.960 Right?

00:50:29.460 It's the end of the world.

00:50:30.420 No, it's not.

00:50:30.840 Yeah.

00:50:33.340 Things can be worse.

00:50:38.000 Yeah.

00:50:39.040 There, there.

00:50:40.120 There, there.

00:50:41.100 It's unbelievable.

00:50:42.060 And then go fix something.

00:50:43.600 Yeah, patronizing is always a good way to go.

00:50:46.700 Yeah.

00:50:52.160 Fuck.

00:50:54.320 Just saying.

00:50:57.120 Anyway.

00:50:58.120 Did John freeze up again?

00:50:59.760 Oh, no.

00:51:00.340 He's fine.

00:51:00.620 Here's the other fun story, though.

00:51:04.820 I love that Kaylee has the Batsy.

00:51:09.040 internet out.

00:51:09.900 And John's like, no, bullshit.

00:51:11.260 Yeah, I think I did.

00:51:12.800 Hang on.

00:51:13.300 I need to shut my curtain so I can be different colors.

00:51:15.660 Hey.

00:51:16.200 Well, you are.

00:51:16.760 You're going red, green, and then...

00:51:18.620 Oh, wait.

00:51:18.920 There's green again.

00:51:19.660 Orangey.

00:51:20.660 It was red there.

00:51:21.820 It was going to have to be a fucking red light or something there.

00:51:24.200 I like pink.

00:51:25.780 There's green in it.

00:51:27.180 Yeah.

00:51:27.680 Well, I can change my lights, too, except for I never do it the right way.

00:51:31.520 It's a big, um...

00:51:32.940 It's a big LED we have up there.

00:51:34.860 It changes color.

00:51:35.880 I can dim it.

00:51:37.140 See?

00:51:37.540 I can fucking dim this fucking shit.

00:51:41.220 Dimmers are cool.

00:51:42.100 I want dimmers.

00:51:42.780 I bought them.

00:51:43.440 I don't have them installed, but...

00:51:45.120 One of these days.

00:51:45.660 Yeah, we don't need to know what you use that light for.

00:51:51.940 Yeah, it's the fucking red light.

00:51:53.300 I actually don't like...

00:51:53.800 That's exactly where I was going with that.

00:51:54.180 I don't like the red light.

00:51:55.660 I only like...

00:51:56.240 Good segue into this, though.

00:51:59.600 What do you mean?

00:52:00.480 I don't like it because I can't fucking see because I'm half-blinded.

00:52:03.260 It makes everything look red.

00:52:04.860 I just only like it when I'm screaming.

00:52:07.240 The red light.

00:52:09.660 No, that's not why.

00:52:12.860 This is so fucked up.

00:52:14.320 What are we segueing into?

00:52:16.120 I'm pinged now.

00:52:19.660 I'm having fun with this.

00:52:22.360 I had to drink coffee before I had wine because I felt myself getting tired.

00:52:27.180 Oh, my God.

00:52:27.540 Oh, this is that.

00:52:28.220 Oh, there's so many of those now.

00:52:29.940 I see them for free, too.

00:52:31.700 Free room.

00:52:32.800 Free room.

00:52:34.820 That's for rent.

00:52:38.480 Oh, okay.

00:52:40.660 The one that I sent you.

00:52:42.100 About the guy that's literally looking for a girlfriend, but he's advertising it as a roommate.

00:52:50.020 John, post that.

00:52:52.380 The one I sent you on Kijiji.

00:52:54.640 Just don't show his face.

00:52:56.440 I don't even know.

00:52:57.200 I don't know.

00:52:57.600 I love how he...

00:52:59.440 I love how he adds very flexible at the end.

00:53:04.720 You know that's for the tenner.

00:53:06.220 Oh, my God.

00:53:11.240 I wonder if his name is Gag and Deep.

00:53:15.140 Who's...

00:53:19.200 Perdeep or Panjeet or something for sure.

00:53:22.440 John, where's that ad I sent you?

00:53:24.140 Why are you so quiet, Donnie?

00:53:30.200 And that's...

00:53:30.660 That's actually...

00:53:31.300 That's one I found by myself, too, by the way.

00:53:33.160 I was like, fuck it.

00:53:36.040 Because he's delayed.

00:53:38.420 Oh.

00:53:39.260 His internet sucks.

00:53:40.360 So he's super delayed.

00:53:42.000 And he's retarded.

00:53:44.280 Yeah, pretty much.

00:53:45.340 This is what happens.

00:53:52.740 It just comes and goes.

00:53:54.260 Fuck it, I gotta find that link.

00:53:55.600 Guys, I found this fucking ad on Kijiji.

00:53:57.700 It was horrible.

00:53:59.400 Like...

00:53:59.900 The fact that people put Craigslist ads

00:54:04.120 as looking for tenants

00:54:07.520 is, again, indicative of where we are today in society.

00:54:12.440 Like, that used to be, like,

00:54:14.080 something you literally posted in Backpage

00:54:16.240 when you're looking for someone to, um...

00:54:19.560 Basically allow to live in your house

00:54:21.760 and clean your house, your clothes,

00:54:25.160 cook your meals, be your companion.

00:54:27.540 Like, you literally want somebody

00:54:29.140 to have dinner with every single night

00:54:30.960 and, like, share space.

00:54:33.640 It was, like...

00:54:35.440 I want someone to walk with after dinner

00:54:38.640 and enjoy sunsets.

00:54:40.280 But also, you pay half the rent.

00:54:44.100 Hmm.

00:54:45.220 So you can't get a date.

00:54:46.940 So you're trying to...

00:54:48.920 I want it like a roommate,

00:54:50.020 but it's literally a Craigslist ad.

00:54:51.660 And, like, the ads for the apartment

00:54:53.560 were selfies of him.

00:54:58.300 It's weird.

00:54:59.820 I think that sends a clear message

00:55:01.360 on what he's looking for.

00:55:03.800 This is where we're...

00:55:04.900 This is where we are.

00:55:06.160 That's a weird mess.

00:55:07.200 If anyone's wondering

00:55:08.280 what the rental market's like right now,

00:55:10.120 that's it.

00:55:11.060 So she just needs to be a single female

00:55:13.020 in the rental market.

00:55:14.640 Woo!

00:55:15.500 Or really anything.

00:55:16.660 Like, I mean, it's really...

00:55:17.340 It's basically, like,

00:55:18.500 a very low-end sugar daddy agreement.

00:55:22.160 I mean, it's...

00:55:24.020 Oh, my God!

00:55:26.020 That's better if you guys...

00:55:28.020 You can't just meet a girl and, uh...

00:55:30.020 You know...

00:55:30.140 Get it down!

00:55:30.700 Like, normal and fucking...

00:55:33.220 Like, why can't you...

00:55:34.560 There's a big black spider

00:55:37.960 just crawled in that corner

00:55:38.860 and it's gone.

00:55:40.020 No!

00:55:41.000 It's a spider.

00:55:42.020 I'm gonna pee myself.

00:55:43.980 Run!

00:55:45.540 Like, what if it comes after you?

00:55:47.940 It's a spider.

00:55:49.100 He says it takes care of the flies,

00:55:50.800 so I guess it lives.

00:55:53.700 That's worth it.

00:55:54.420 Oh, no.

00:55:56.840 I don't even know.

00:55:58.460 Yeah, I just evicted it.

00:55:59.400 I swear he does love me.

00:56:01.800 Yeah, no, but a spider,

00:56:03.720 I feel like...

00:56:05.660 Yeah.

00:56:06.880 What were we talking about?

00:56:08.340 I'm sorry.

00:56:09.540 Oh, the rental ads and shit.

00:56:11.600 Oh, yeah.

00:56:12.420 Trans ads.

00:56:13.720 Really.

00:56:14.200 It's sad,

00:56:14.800 and I think that

00:56:15.760 there's a lot of people

00:56:17.060 that are, like,

00:56:18.180 really just desperate

00:56:19.100 to meet someone

00:56:21.320 or have anybody around,

00:56:23.280 like, on top of it.

00:56:24.240 Even though it's weird,

00:56:24.860 obviously that guy's looking

00:56:25.720 for something else,

00:56:26.620 but, like,

00:56:27.420 I have seen other ads, too,

00:56:29.580 where people literally

00:56:30.240 just looking at their friends,

00:56:31.480 like,

00:56:32.140 I need to make a new friend,

00:56:33.540 like,

00:56:34.180 because the world's so fucked up.

00:56:35.860 Well, nobody knows that

00:56:36.760 it's young people,

00:56:37.620 even people my age

00:56:38.500 don't know how to fucking

00:56:39.120 talk to anybody anymore.

00:56:40.560 When they go out

00:56:41.340 in public and shit,

00:56:42.360 and they don't know how to...

00:56:44.200 Like, these young guys

00:56:45.360 won't walk up,

00:56:46.100 like, at a pool hall.

00:56:47.100 They won't walk up to girls

00:56:48.200 and make small talk,

00:56:50.580 and, hey,

00:56:50.900 how you guys doing?

00:56:51.660 You guys from around here?

00:56:53.100 You know?

00:56:54.240 Yeah, well,

00:56:55.600 partially because of feminism,

00:56:57.760 and also it's because

00:56:59.060 the last, like,

00:57:00.440 20 years worth of kids

00:57:01.620 was raised by the system

00:57:03.240 instead of being raised

00:57:04.280 by their parents,

00:57:05.500 and they never got around,

00:57:08.120 like, you know,

00:57:08.660 they didn't have the big,

00:57:09.780 as big family gatherings,

00:57:11.300 and your mom and dad

00:57:12.140 always there

00:57:12.560 all the fucking time

00:57:13.220 talking to you

00:57:13.940 like a normal adult

00:57:14.720 and actually seeing

00:57:15.540 real relationships

00:57:16.340 and communication play out.

00:57:17.720 Like, that's not

00:57:18.140 fucking happening anymore.

00:57:19.200 I grew up around

00:57:22.900 a coffee table.

00:57:23.640 People don't put in

00:57:25.500 the effort or the,

00:57:27.160 like, there's no,

00:57:29.020 it's like people want

00:57:30.000 the instant gratification

00:57:31.300 of everything,

00:57:31.760 and there's no,

00:57:32.720 no thought of a future

00:57:35.980 or any, I don't know,

00:57:38.960 anything solid.

00:57:41.160 I don't know how else

00:57:42.200 to say that.

00:57:43.220 Like, I feel like people

00:57:44.060 are just looking for things

00:57:45.020 that are surface

00:57:46.020 and superfluous

00:57:46.900 rather than something

00:57:48.320 that has any type

00:57:49.520 of depth

00:57:50.660 or challenge

00:57:53.320 or growth

00:57:54.080 behind it,

00:57:54.960 you know?

00:57:55.660 Yeah.

00:57:57.240 Like, people are more

00:57:58.080 looking for, like,

00:57:58.920 that right here,

00:58:00.060 right now

00:58:00.680 rather than building

00:58:02.560 every single day.

00:58:05.020 Maybe it's hard,

00:58:06.440 maybe it's not,

00:58:07.560 every day is going

00:58:08.360 to be different,

00:58:09.060 but building towards

00:58:10.180 something rather than

00:58:11.400 whatever is, like,

00:58:12.520 right now,

00:58:13.280 you know?

00:58:13.700 Yeah.

00:58:13.960 Like, that whole

00:58:15.180 mentality has been

00:58:16.820 sort of watered down,

00:58:19.020 and it's hard to,

00:58:20.160 it's hard to sort of,

00:58:22.300 it's hard to find people

00:58:23.980 who are sort of

00:58:25.140 in that looking for

00:58:26.300 that,

00:58:28.460 with that growth mindset

00:58:29.960 rather than the instant

00:58:31.300 right now gratification,

00:58:32.780 right?

00:58:33.080 If you're a young guy,

00:58:34.460 it doesn't matter

00:58:34.860 how many video games

00:58:35.800 you played

00:58:36.240 and if you're socially

00:58:37.460 good at talking

00:58:39.000 to girls or not.

00:58:40.960 If you're decent at math,

00:58:42.300 you look at stats.

00:58:43.960 The stats are,

00:58:44.840 for divorce stats,

00:58:46.100 are pretty self-explanatory.

00:58:48.400 So when you look at,

00:58:49.500 like,

00:58:50.080 well,

00:58:50.340 do I want to get

00:58:50.880 into a long-term

00:58:51.420 relationship with a girl?

00:58:52.380 The odds are,

00:58:53.100 three, four,

00:58:53.620 five years down the road

00:58:54.500 she's going to take

00:58:54.920 half my shit,

00:58:56.300 you know?

00:58:57.200 Yeah.

00:58:58.320 And the thing is,

00:58:59.360 too,

00:58:59.560 is that, like,

00:59:00.100 you have any shit today,

00:59:01.460 but you build something

00:59:02.520 on the way, right?

00:59:03.800 Sure.

00:59:04.340 And I mean,

00:59:04.780 that's,

00:59:05.140 there's obviously,

00:59:05.980 there's that side

00:59:06.660 of everything, right?

00:59:07.380 Like,

00:59:07.600 when you enter into

00:59:08.540 any type of

00:59:09.240 domestic partnership,

00:59:10.340 you're looking at,

00:59:11.080 you know,

00:59:11.340 there's always going

00:59:12.420 to be the what-ifs,

00:59:13.960 right?

00:59:14.460 But it's also,

00:59:15.220 like,

00:59:15.400 you can look at it

00:59:15.960 from the female's

00:59:16.640 perspective as well.

00:59:17.640 Like,

00:59:18.080 you know,

00:59:18.540 how do you know

00:59:19.320 it's not going to work?

00:59:20.200 You might be,

00:59:21.180 you might be,

00:59:21.280 you might be,

00:59:21.320 you might be,

00:59:21.480 you might be,

00:59:22.020 get married for 40 years,

00:59:24.360 whatever,

00:59:24.700 you don't fucking know.

00:59:25.120 Imagine a female

00:59:25.980 wasting her time

00:59:27.200 with somebody

00:59:28.260 for 10 plus years

00:59:29.780 with somebody

00:59:30.700 who doesn't have

00:59:31.840 any intention

00:59:32.400 of being

00:59:33.180 a long-term partner

00:59:34.640 for her

00:59:35.160 and,

00:59:35.600 you know,

00:59:36.320 she thinks that

00:59:37.140 they're

00:59:37.600 on a path

00:59:39.000 to having children

00:59:40.380 and growing a future

00:59:41.420 and things like that

00:59:42.400 when,

00:59:42.840 in fact,

00:59:43.640 his desires

00:59:45.280 are completely different

00:59:46.220 than hers

00:59:46.640 and then she's just

00:59:47.320 wasting 10 years of...

00:59:48.440 I know three guys

00:59:49.280 that left there,

00:59:49.940 that broke up

00:59:50.460 with their girlfriends

00:59:51.240 of,

00:59:51.740 you know,

00:59:52.020 four,

00:59:52.400 five,

00:59:52.860 six years,

00:59:53.400 some of them

00:59:54.180 because they wouldn't,

00:59:54.760 she wouldn't have kids.

00:59:55.540 He wanted kids

00:59:56.360 and she didn't,

00:59:57.220 so,

00:59:58.420 but he moved on.

00:59:59.620 This is the thing,

01:00:00.340 you got to figure

01:00:00.900 this shit out right away

01:00:01.820 and,

01:00:02.040 like,

01:00:02.140 obviously,

01:00:02.640 a lot of people

01:00:03.180 are going to lie

01:00:04.140 and manipulate you

01:00:05.160 and,

01:00:05.820 like,

01:00:05.960 so what happened

01:00:06.600 with Rogue and I

01:00:07.540 is that we made

01:00:08.800 an exit plan,

01:00:09.840 like,

01:00:10.060 at the beginning

01:00:10.600 of the relationship,

01:00:11.520 like,

01:00:11.760 what happens

01:00:12.400 if the worst

01:00:13.160 fucking happens

01:00:13.960 and we're going

01:00:15.280 to split up

01:00:15.880 and,

01:00:16.580 like,

01:00:16.940 that was his idea.

01:00:18.240 It wasn't my fucking idea.

01:00:19.300 My brain wasn't even there.

01:00:20.500 Like,

01:00:20.640 I was not mature enough

01:00:21.440 to have that idea

01:00:22.200 but because he told me

01:00:23.660 what that would look like,

01:00:25.000 I am really comfortable now

01:00:26.620 and I trust him

01:00:27.480 that even if the worst

01:00:28.860 were to happen

01:00:29.360 and we had to split up

01:00:30.240 that I wouldn't be,

01:00:31.880 like,

01:00:32.000 abandoned.

01:00:32.540 Like,

01:00:32.680 he would always consider me,

01:00:33.980 like,

01:00:34.220 his responsibility still

01:00:35.540 to a certain extent,

01:00:36.520 right?

01:00:37.180 Right.

01:00:37.380 And because I know that,

01:00:38.960 like,

01:00:39.180 that just makes it,

01:00:40.040 like,

01:00:40.280 work out even more.

01:00:41.200 Like,

01:00:41.380 all this shit

01:00:41.920 has to be figured up

01:00:42.720 right up front.

01:00:43.100 I just watched a guy

01:00:43.740 the other day

01:00:44.160 and he says

01:00:44.600 when he goes on

01:00:45.560 a first date

01:00:46.060 with a woman,

01:00:46.820 he figures out

01:00:47.780 by the end

01:00:48.240 of that fucking date

01:00:49.080 if she actually wants kids

01:00:50.440 and if she's going

01:00:51.280 to breastfeed them

01:00:52.020 or else

01:00:52.660 there's no point

01:00:53.800 going any further.

01:00:54.560 There's no point

01:00:54.920 having sex with that woman

01:00:56.260 or anything like that,

01:00:57.760 right?

01:00:58.360 That's what,

01:00:59.000 that's not for everybody

01:00:59.780 but that's what he wants

01:01:00.900 and so I say

01:01:02.420 on that first day

01:01:03.320 you ask those questions

01:01:04.300 and you make sure

01:01:05.640 that they are acting

01:01:07.140 on what they think.

01:01:08.640 Your vape is right here.

01:01:09.660 Absolutely.

01:01:10.360 People,

01:01:10.760 there's people

01:01:11.240 who are dating

01:01:11.960 for relationships

01:01:13.200 like for sexual relationships,

01:01:15.820 for intimate relationships,

01:01:16.800 whatever

01:01:16.960 and then there's people

01:01:17.860 who are dating

01:01:18.460 for a future

01:01:19.320 like for,

01:01:20.380 like a long-term

01:01:21.900 commitment type thing,

01:01:23.260 right?

01:01:23.520 and absolutely

01:01:25.260 I think that there's,

01:01:26.660 you know,

01:01:26.840 that's something

01:01:27.240 that for sure

01:01:28.080 needs to be talked about

01:01:29.180 at a very early,

01:01:31.220 early stage

01:01:31.860 of the relationship

01:01:32.460 and I'm not saying

01:01:33.680 like it would be

01:01:34.720 absolutely daft

01:01:36.060 to act like people's,

01:01:37.980 you know,

01:01:38.180 like people don't change

01:01:39.640 and that you're,

01:01:40.900 and things like that

01:01:42.360 change or whatever

01:01:43.540 but I think

01:01:44.360 it's a pretty fundamental,

01:01:46.920 that's,

01:01:47.260 those are fundamental things

01:01:48.520 that I don't think

01:01:49.500 at any point

01:01:50.180 in the relationship

01:01:50.860 would necessarily change.

01:01:52.000 Like you're not going to decide

01:01:52.920 like when you meet somebody

01:01:53.880 like you said,

01:01:54.640 you know whether or not

01:01:55.900 they're going to be somebody

01:01:57.460 that you want to have

01:01:58.100 a child with,

01:01:58.960 right?

01:01:59.260 People ask me all the time

01:02:00.500 because of how old I am

01:02:01.840 and the fact that

01:02:02.500 I don't have kids,

01:02:03.620 why did you not have kids?

01:02:04.940 Like you'd be a great mom,

01:02:06.140 I hear that all the time

01:02:07.520 because I have God kids

01:02:08.660 and I love children.

01:02:11.260 My response is the same

01:02:12.560 every single time.

01:02:13.960 I haven't wanted children

01:02:15.340 because I haven't met somebody

01:02:16.880 who I wanted to have kids with.

01:02:19.420 Yeah.

01:02:19.620 That's,

01:02:19.980 it's plain and simple

01:02:21.060 because I didn't meet somebody

01:02:22.120 who I really thought

01:02:23.080 would be a good partner

01:02:25.920 for that.

01:02:26.760 That doesn't mean

01:02:27.240 I haven't been

01:02:27.680 in long-term relationships.

01:02:29.040 I've been in long-term relationships

01:02:30.100 but there was no desire

01:02:31.620 for children

01:02:32.560 and there's,

01:02:34.580 that's,

01:02:35.100 that's okay.

01:02:36.700 If I met somebody

01:02:37.880 that I wanted to have kids with,

01:02:39.620 maybe I'd be in a different position now

01:02:41.720 but there's lots of people

01:02:42.740 like that,

01:02:43.540 right?

01:02:43.960 Oh yeah,

01:02:44.600 absolutely.

01:02:45.680 Especially nowadays

01:02:46.520 like you guys were saying

01:02:47.720 with like the fucking divorce rates

01:02:49.200 and all that shit

01:02:49.800 being so high.

01:02:51.280 It's a,

01:02:51.960 it's a scary time

01:02:53.080 to be,

01:02:53.540 to be single

01:02:54.380 for anyone who's single out there.

01:02:56.040 And that's not to say

01:02:56.940 I'm not like

01:02:57.460 raw,

01:02:57.700 raw,

01:02:57.940 to spoof off feminism.

01:02:59.320 Like,

01:02:59.460 I mean,

01:02:59.920 people know

01:03:00.860 anybody that follows us

01:03:02.300 knows,

01:03:03.100 I mean,

01:03:03.540 yeah,

01:03:03.700 yeah.

01:03:04.140 It should fucking

01:03:04.780 95% of the time.

01:03:06.700 Like,

01:03:06.780 I'm not,

01:03:07.120 I'm like,

01:03:07.640 you know.

01:03:08.280 Well,

01:03:08.480 there's two sides

01:03:09.020 to that coin,

01:03:09.620 right?

01:03:09.800 There's being a feminist

01:03:10.640 and then there's just being

01:03:11.600 fucking a logical human being

01:03:13.000 at the end of the day,

01:03:13.780 right?

01:03:13.920 Because the men

01:03:14.440 can say the same thing.

01:03:15.380 They haven't,

01:03:16.220 oh,

01:03:16.340 I've been in relationships

01:03:17.320 but I haven't found a woman

01:03:18.420 that,

01:03:18.780 you know,

01:03:19.320 I actually want to put

01:03:20.040 my seat in

01:03:20.660 because I can't fucking

01:03:21.520 trust her

01:03:21.980 or whatever the reason is.

01:03:23.640 You know?

01:03:24.340 A hundred percent

01:03:25.080 and it goes both ways,

01:03:26.260 right?

01:03:26.600 Like,

01:03:26.880 that's exactly it.

01:03:28.040 You're supposed to put

01:03:28.900 your feet in?

01:03:29.960 Johnny,

01:03:30.240 Johnny Appleseed.

01:03:31.520 No,

01:03:32.060 see,

01:03:32.400 I thought you said feet

01:03:33.340 and I was like,

01:03:33.880 that's not what you're

01:03:34.380 supposed to put in there.

01:03:37.480 Weird fetish.

01:03:39.120 Ridiculous.

01:03:40.560 This works so much better

01:03:42.060 with my camera.

01:03:42.820 This is stupid.

01:03:45.820 Yeah,

01:03:46.260 whatever.

01:03:47.220 Don't make me fucking

01:03:48.060 kick it.

01:03:49.980 It is what it is,

01:03:51.300 but.

01:03:52.380 Actually,

01:03:52.900 I think the problem is

01:03:53.860 because I'm,

01:03:54.920 I think it's because

01:03:55.440 I'm using Chrome.

01:03:56.760 I don't like it like this.

01:03:57.820 It's like Johnny's God.

01:03:59.220 I know.

01:04:00.320 It's on Neekraps.

01:04:01.200 I'm telling you.

01:04:02.420 I'm like,

01:04:02.800 it's actually gone,

01:04:03.560 but I'm here.

01:04:04.940 It's like in Third Rock

01:04:06.020 from the Sun

01:04:06.440 when you never see God,

01:04:07.620 but you always hear his voice.

01:04:08.760 We can't imagine

01:04:09.400 the dreams after all.

01:04:14.920 Jesus.

01:04:15.320 That was a great show

01:04:16.180 back in the day.

01:04:17.300 That was a good show,

01:04:18.220 yes.

01:04:18.620 Yeah.

01:04:19.040 Yeah.

01:04:21.060 Yeah,

01:04:21.500 no,

01:04:21.660 I think,

01:04:21.900 I think the problem is

01:04:22.620 that I'm using Chrome

01:04:23.780 because I've been told

01:04:24.800 that Chrome fucking uses

01:04:25.940 way too much

01:04:27.440 and especially like

01:04:28.360 from StreamYard.

01:04:29.940 Well,

01:04:30.320 I did notice

01:04:31.300 like when

01:04:31.860 the last time

01:04:32.920 you sent me a link

01:04:33.700 for House of Bad Influence,

01:04:35.320 I opened up

01:04:36.200 the Microsoft Edge browser

01:04:37.760 and used that

01:04:38.520 and it seemed to work better.

01:04:39.860 Yeah,

01:04:40.100 I remember,

01:04:40.540 yeah,

01:04:40.840 because you said something

01:04:41.500 but that's when

01:04:42.020 you were talking

01:04:42.380 about the Chrome thing

01:04:43.140 and shit.

01:04:43.540 Yeah,

01:04:43.780 right?

01:04:44.680 Yeah.

01:04:45.120 So,

01:04:45.560 I think Chrome's a faggot

01:04:46.720 and fuck Chrome.

01:04:50.340 Fuck that.

01:04:52.200 Yeah,

01:04:52.480 extra chromosome.

01:04:53.460 That's what the fucking problem is.

01:04:56.160 Let me tell you.

01:04:57.560 You know,

01:04:58.160 you're retarded,

01:04:58.960 Johnny.

01:04:59.360 You don't have to blame it

01:05:00.580 on the Chrome.

01:05:02.240 Shut up.

01:05:03.220 It is what it is.

01:05:04.580 You know?

01:05:05.620 But yeah,

01:05:06.280 it's like,

01:05:06.640 as soon as I turn my camera on,

01:05:08.760 I can't hear anything

01:05:09.540 you guys say.

01:05:11.240 Oh no.

01:05:11.940 That's from backstage.

01:05:13.900 It just,

01:05:14.520 it just gets all frozen

01:05:15.660 and bullshitty.

01:05:17.060 Well,

01:05:17.540 I feel like

01:05:18.200 that's a lucky for us today.

01:05:20.960 We don't have to

01:05:21.400 fucking look at you.

01:05:22.360 Yeah,

01:05:22.500 fuck off.

01:05:24.300 Well,

01:05:24.680 when I was going on

01:05:25.500 Flipstream the other night,

01:05:27.280 like,

01:05:27.720 it kept saying

01:05:28.400 that I wasn't authorized

01:05:29.940 to come in as a guest.

01:05:31.460 Oh yeah,

01:05:31.800 you're in trouble there.

01:05:32.760 I remember that.

01:05:33.240 I shut my phone off,

01:05:34.340 turned it back on,

01:05:35.140 still wouldn't work,

01:05:35.900 so I actually

01:05:36.400 removed Rumble Studio,

01:05:37.980 like,

01:05:38.220 the app from my phone

01:05:39.020 and then re-downloaded it

01:05:40.160 and then it worked.

01:05:40.820 I was like,

01:05:41.140 what the fuck?

01:05:41.700 Maybe try that,

01:05:42.480 Johnny.

01:05:42.740 Maybe,

01:05:43.100 like,

01:05:43.600 sign off

01:05:44.240 and then

01:05:44.680 take off the app

01:05:46.080 and re-download it.

01:05:47.380 Yeah,

01:05:47.580 try using it.

01:05:48.000 Well,

01:05:48.260 I'm on my laptop,

01:05:49.720 so.

01:05:50.360 Well,

01:05:50.640 try installing the app

01:05:52.680 instead.

01:05:53.620 Use your phone.

01:05:55.520 Maybe.

01:05:56.880 I mean,

01:05:57.420 I'm sure my phone

01:05:58.060 would work way better,

01:05:58.940 but.

01:05:59.720 Yeah,

01:06:00.040 probably.

01:06:00.420 What the fuck

01:06:00.620 are you talking about?

01:06:01.600 That's what you should,

01:06:02.120 dickhead.

01:06:02.420 What the fuck is this?

01:06:04.340 I'm turning my camera

01:06:05.180 off first.

01:06:05.540 What do you fucking

01:06:07.340 need a sock puppet for?

01:06:09.040 That'd be kind of funny.

01:06:09.660 I know,

01:06:09.920 I'll be right back.

01:06:11.220 Leaves me alone here

01:06:12.080 with Chris.

01:06:12.820 No,

01:06:13.100 no.

01:06:15.320 You know?

01:06:16.520 I can do this.

01:06:17.620 We'll try this again,

01:06:18.520 see what happens.

01:06:19.760 As soon as I turn it on

01:06:21.000 and.

01:06:22.180 We hear,

01:06:22.760 you can't hear me?

01:06:23.520 It's sort of working.

01:06:25.940 Yeah,

01:06:26.260 you're not freezing up.

01:06:27.320 You're not

01:06:27.540 robot-ing.

01:06:28.560 It really works

01:06:29.200 when Sarah's not on.

01:06:30.680 You don't move.

01:06:31.220 In the middle of the fucking

01:06:32.420 sea.

01:06:33.320 Oh,

01:06:33.700 no,

01:06:34.020 no.

01:06:35.240 Oh.

01:06:35.720 Yeah,

01:06:36.200 I can't,

01:06:36.940 like it's cutting in

01:06:37.980 and out though.

01:06:38.760 You're lagging.

01:06:40.140 You need Starlink.

01:06:41.020 Chris was freezing up

01:06:41.540 there for a minute

01:06:42.300 for me.

01:06:43.760 Pretty easy.

01:06:44.300 I need a new battery

01:06:46.400 for my laptop.

01:06:47.580 I was looking at them

01:06:48.480 on Amazon.

01:06:50.520 My daughter took

01:06:51.440 my laptop

01:06:51.960 and she flattened it

01:06:53.100 and saw all those

01:06:53.900 little connections

01:06:54.560 between the screen

01:06:55.300 and the fucking

01:06:55.880 thing else,

01:06:56.420 the toast.

01:06:57.440 Oh.

01:06:57.640 That sucks.

01:07:04.020 Yeah.

01:07:07.440 I just don't understand

01:07:08.520 like if I turn,

01:07:09.400 like why doesn't it

01:07:10.060 have me at least

01:07:10.900 with the,

01:07:11.800 you know.

01:07:12.380 You can close this

01:07:13.000 door up too,

01:07:13.520 I guess.

01:07:14.480 That's weird.

01:07:16.240 Is it cold

01:07:16.780 at your place too,

01:07:17.580 Chris?

01:07:18.600 It's cold down now.

01:07:21.140 I got the light on

01:07:22.080 so I don't want

01:07:22.500 my door wide open

01:07:23.280 with the fucking light on.

01:07:24.360 I might have to

01:07:25.440 light a fire tonight.

01:07:27.220 I don't know.

01:07:29.300 I got fire last night.

01:07:31.260 Oh yeah?

01:07:32.820 Yeah,

01:07:33.340 it's getting nipply.

01:07:35.020 Yeah.

01:07:35.540 I lit one last night

01:07:36.480 it was fucking cold

01:07:37.420 and my hot water

01:07:38.400 wasn't working

01:07:39.040 and I was like,

01:07:39.600 fuck.

01:07:40.520 And then of course

01:07:41.160 as soon as I light

01:07:41.840 the fire,

01:07:42.320 my hot water's

01:07:43.000 working again.

01:07:43.880 Of course.

01:07:45.100 It never fails.

01:07:47.100 Yeah.

01:07:48.600 Oh yeah.

01:07:53.160 Oh yeah.

01:07:53.440 Hey Sarah.

01:07:54.400 Sarah.

01:07:55.720 Sarah,

01:07:56.120 a really important

01:07:56.740 message for you.

01:07:57.920 Shut up,

01:07:58.660 bitch.

01:08:03.280 What?

01:08:04.320 You've been holding

01:08:04.940 on to that one,

01:08:05.760 eh?

01:08:06.060 Yeah.

01:08:07.140 That's good.

01:08:07.920 That's good.

01:08:08.480 I like it.

01:08:09.080 I like that one.

01:08:10.000 Oh,

01:08:10.460 yeah.

01:08:12.280 He says it

01:08:13.080 with such conviction

01:08:13.960 too.

01:08:14.840 Yeah,

01:08:15.280 he does.

01:08:16.500 Said so.

01:08:18.200 Right?

01:08:18.920 I have no idea

01:08:19.780 what's going on.

01:08:21.820 Lots of stuff's

01:08:22.700 going on.

01:08:23.240 That's what's going

01:08:26.120 on.

01:08:27.140 The one that

01:08:27.800 shut up,

01:08:28.280 faggot.

01:08:29.820 I gotta find

01:08:31.020 that again.

01:08:31.520 Somehow it's

01:08:32.060 not in here.

01:08:34.140 I mean,

01:08:34.720 I do have

01:08:35.060 this one,

01:08:35.480 though.

01:08:35.680 I don't want to

01:08:37.600 sound like a dick

01:08:38.240 or nothing,

01:08:38.940 but it says

01:08:40.000 on your chart

01:08:40.720 that you're

01:08:41.120 fucked up.

01:08:42.340 You talk

01:08:42.980 like a fag

01:08:43.780 and your

01:08:44.260 shit's

01:08:44.620 all

01:08:44.660 I can't

01:08:45.380 talk like

01:08:46.680 fag.

01:08:47.800 I like that one.

01:08:50.500 I love that one.

01:08:52.180 Such a good movie.

01:08:53.020 I have to chat with

01:08:53.040 faggot clip.

01:08:54.460 I do,

01:08:54.900 too.

01:08:55.020 I gotta reload it,

01:08:56.240 though.

01:08:56.380 That's the problem.

01:08:56.920 I thought it was

01:08:57.460 still in the

01:08:58.160 studio here,

01:09:00.200 but it's not,

01:09:00.840 so I'm gonna have

01:09:01.540 to redo that.

01:09:02.340 It's not the

01:09:03.000 stream here,

01:09:03.560 yeah.

01:09:04.320 Yeah.

01:09:05.260 We're trying to do

01:09:06.180 the ghetto version.

01:09:07.540 Yeah,

01:09:07.920 well,

01:09:08.160 I mean,

01:09:08.520 free's better.

01:09:09.160 I like free.

01:09:10.040 I'm a huge fan of

01:09:10.960 free.

01:09:11.320 It's just this

01:09:11.800 cool thing to get

01:09:12.340 with free.

01:09:12.860 It's such bullshit.

01:09:14.180 Yeah,

01:09:14.520 it's bullshit,

01:09:16.020 but also,

01:09:16.640 like,

01:09:16.820 you gotta know

01:09:17.240 your value,

01:09:17.900 guys.

01:09:18.260 Come on.

01:09:18.720 Yeah,

01:09:19.140 yeah,

01:09:19.520 right?

01:09:20.320 Oh,

01:09:20.520 is there a hum?

01:09:21.100 That's probably

01:09:21.400 the shit.

01:09:24.080 Tom hears the hum.

01:09:25.440 That's,

01:09:25.820 sometimes that's me.

01:09:26.880 I hear it,

01:09:27.340 too.

01:09:27.480 Oh,

01:09:27.680 it's always here.

01:09:28.080 It doesn't really

01:09:28.260 bother me,

01:09:28.720 though.

01:09:29.240 The hum is Chris.

01:09:32.300 Yeah,

01:09:32.800 Chris is giving out

01:09:33.620 hummers.

01:09:34.380 Yeah.

01:09:36.240 Okay.

01:09:36.780 One day,

01:09:37.200 Chris is gonna get

01:09:37.860 a new microphone.

01:09:40.500 Is that a big,

01:09:41.440 fat Goshen lady

01:09:42.360 joint?

01:09:43.180 It is.

01:09:43.720 It's one of the nightsticks.

01:09:44.220 Yeah,

01:09:44.240 yeah.

01:09:45.140 Look at that fucking thing.

01:09:46.320 She can roll big joints.

01:09:47.140 Oh,

01:09:47.580 no,

01:09:47.820 she can roll small ones.

01:09:48.780 She has rolled small ones.

01:09:49.400 Yeah,

01:09:49.620 no,

01:09:49.860 this is one of the nightsticks.

01:09:51.200 They're so good.

01:09:52.780 Yeah.

01:09:53.380 New brands are

01:09:54.000 especially.

01:09:54.300 Oh,

01:09:54.320 it's a glass?

01:09:55.280 It's a glass?

01:09:56.360 Yes.

01:09:56.620 I can see.

01:09:59.240 The glass filters.

01:10:01.640 That's a nice joint.

01:10:03.860 I don't think I'm gonna let her leave the next time she comes back.

01:10:07.040 Yeah,

01:10:07.060 all right.

01:10:07.880 Oh,

01:10:08.580 yep.

01:10:10.560 Right?

01:10:11.360 See,

01:10:11.840 you guys,

01:10:12.220 now,

01:10:12.520 see?

01:10:12.900 I feel like I'm sharing my friendship here.

01:10:17.220 Like,

01:10:17.420 I'm sharing your friend with everybody.

01:10:19.400 Yeah.

01:10:20.360 Well,

01:10:20.580 that's what friends do.

01:10:22.040 Now everybody gets it,

01:10:23.160 why she's my friend.

01:10:24.780 This is why I love her.

01:10:27.120 She's good people.

01:10:28.740 And this is why I also feel like we're all friends,

01:10:30.600 because we're all going to be honest.

01:10:31.760 Yeah.

01:10:32.260 No homo.

01:10:32.980 No homo.

01:10:33.580 Never homo.

01:10:34.980 No,

01:10:35.380 no homo.

01:10:36.220 That's why I said,

01:10:37.000 I was like,

01:10:37.440 as soon as she was going to your house,

01:10:38.740 I was like,

01:10:39.280 well,

01:10:39.740 to the free friends,

01:10:40.420 I was like,

01:10:41.120 please,

01:10:41.740 oh my God,

01:10:42.220 the biggest drying time to Michelle.

01:10:44.020 And obviously to Chris,

01:10:44.980 but I was like,

01:10:45.560 oh my God,

01:10:46.700 I miss Michelle.

01:10:48.160 It's so weird now seeing your friends,

01:10:50.080 when you're used to seeing them like once a month.

01:10:51.800 It's fucking weird.

01:10:52.500 Yeah.

01:10:54.620 Yeah.

01:10:55.200 That's why you enjoy the times while you're together.

01:10:57.860 But I get to see,

01:10:58.860 I get to see Scroch and Lady all the time.

01:11:00.820 You know what else is fucking weird?

01:11:02.640 Knowing you guys online for like,

01:11:04.260 what is it?

01:11:04.720 Three years now going on like four years or something.

01:11:07.620 And like,

01:11:08.580 I still haven't met you guys,

01:11:09.540 but I feel like I,

01:11:10.300 I know you.

01:11:11.320 Yeah,

01:11:11.540 right?

01:11:12.440 We're in our home.

01:11:13.920 Right?

01:11:14.220 Yeah.

01:11:15.560 Yeah.

01:11:15.980 This isn't a studio.

01:11:17.520 It's our home.

01:11:18.240 No,

01:11:18.420 we're at John's.

01:11:19.240 Oh,

01:11:19.540 wait,

01:11:19.700 well,

01:11:20.580 pub.

01:11:21.760 Sorry.

01:11:22.500 It is what it is.

01:11:24.320 Yeah.

01:11:25.320 What the?

01:11:25.760 No one likes you,

01:11:26.540 John.

01:11:26.700 Be quiet.

01:11:27.440 Yeah,

01:11:27.640 shut up.

01:11:28.840 You're not even real.

01:11:30.380 Like,

01:11:30.720 I don't even know why you're here.

01:11:32.380 All right.

01:11:34.600 Just a Psy op.

01:11:35.680 A DEI hire.

01:11:36.600 Do you want me to put,

01:11:38.420 you want me to put the wig back on so that I can be like full?

01:11:40.820 Shoo,

01:11:41.040 shoo,

01:11:41.260 shoo.

01:11:43.460 I'm just about to switch to wine.

01:11:45.700 Almost on the coffee.

01:11:48.020 Oh,

01:11:48.580 Fill the Alien.

01:11:49.520 Fill the Alien,

01:11:50.320 yeah.

01:11:50.860 That's Canadian.

01:11:51.320 Oh,

01:11:51.420 yeah.

01:11:51.820 It's Canadian.

01:11:52.900 The one from the 80s?

01:11:54.000 Fill the Alien?

01:11:54.800 Fill the Alien.

01:11:55.600 I think it's in the 90s.

01:11:56.380 Not Paul,

01:11:57.280 but Fill the,

01:11:58.280 no,

01:11:58.600 this one's Fill the Alien.

01:12:00.480 Oh,

01:12:00.960 I remember,

01:12:02.540 I think that's a Canadian movie.

01:12:03.940 I remember.

01:12:04.700 It's fucking classic,

01:12:05.700 man.

01:12:06.160 Yeah,

01:12:06.440 I think that's Canadian.

01:12:08.000 I think if you look under,

01:12:10.300 what's it called?

01:12:11.980 Fill the Alien.

01:12:13.000 Okay.

01:12:13.820 I'm,

01:12:14.380 I know the movie you're talking about.

01:12:15.920 I'm pretty sure that's a Canadian film.

01:12:17.980 It is.

01:12:19.240 Probably.

01:12:19.820 It sounds Canadian.

01:12:21.320 Let's give it another movie called Suck.

01:12:23.640 Why are you yelling in my ear?

01:12:25.840 That sounds like a porno.

01:12:27.520 Yeah,

01:12:27.940 what kind of movies are you watching,

01:12:29.540 Michelle?

01:12:30.580 Vampire,

01:12:31.100 vampire.

01:12:31.900 That's not the same.

01:12:32.900 Yeah,

01:12:33.960 I'll bet.

01:12:34.940 Okay,

01:12:35.260 vampire movies,

01:12:36.620 they're all basically like soft porn.

01:12:39.140 I was literally just going to say,

01:12:41.560 did you watch one showcase after dark in the 90s?

01:12:46.000 I think I remember that one too.

01:12:48.000 Suck.

01:12:48.720 Because that was like fucking one in 1995.

01:12:52.480 Well,

01:12:52.720 not you,

01:12:53.140 no,

01:12:53.340 them.

01:12:54.720 I'm pretty sure I remember that Suck movie too.

01:12:57.900 It was pretty trippy.

01:12:59.360 There's a band in there and something.

01:13:02.500 Yeah,

01:13:03.000 it was trippy.

01:13:03.660 That,

01:13:03.880 that,

01:13:04.100 that free looking dude with the hair.

01:13:05.800 Alice Cooper was in it.

01:13:07.060 Oh yeah,

01:13:07.300 Alice Cooper,

01:13:07.940 I forgot.

01:13:08.420 He was the devil.

01:13:09.660 Yeah.

01:13:10.360 Yeah.

01:13:10.840 Yep.

01:13:11.860 I think that's also Canadian.

01:13:13.900 Yes.

01:13:14.380 Some of it.

01:13:14.880 Yeah.

01:13:15.200 Same guy that plays in,

01:13:16.740 fill the alien.

01:13:18.160 Fill the alien,

01:13:18.620 yeah.

01:13:19.100 Stefaniak is the last name.

01:13:20.620 Yeah,

01:13:21.120 exactly.

01:13:21.480 Okay.

01:13:21.920 Okay.

01:13:22.700 So I'm definitely on the same page.

01:13:24.320 All right.

01:13:24.880 All right.

01:13:25.120 You guys should watch the fucking show on,

01:13:29.000 I think it's on prime video.

01:13:30.780 It's called outer range and it's like,

01:13:32.800 it's so fucking good.

01:13:34.720 Yes.

01:13:35.200 You've seen it.

01:13:35.960 Holy fuck.

01:13:36.600 It's such a good fucking show.

01:13:38.780 Dude.

01:13:40.020 I can't explain it because it'll make me tired,

01:13:42.220 but just fucking watch it.

01:13:43.760 It's hard to explain.

01:13:44.780 You just have to watch it.

01:13:46.560 It's like the three body problem.

01:13:48.840 It's like Western.

01:13:50.280 It's like fucking Yellowstone meets like the best fucking like sci-fi show you ever saw.

01:13:58.500 Did you watch three body problem yet on Netflix?

01:14:01.460 I didn't watch it yet.

01:14:02.620 I wasn't sure if I was going to like it,

01:14:03.860 but if you say it's good,

01:14:04.640 I'll check it out.

01:14:05.700 Yeah.

01:14:06.020 John watched it and told me to watch it.

01:14:07.960 And I was like,

01:14:08.980 Whoa,

01:14:10.180 you watch cool shit like that,

01:14:11.960 Johnny.

01:14:15.080 You can't.

01:14:17.340 Joe Schmo.

01:14:18.220 Oh,

01:14:18.460 you know us now.

01:14:19.200 There you are.

01:14:19.860 Yeah.

01:14:20.420 Of course I do.

01:14:22.000 Joe Schmo.

01:14:22.880 Yeah.

01:14:23.420 You still got another half hour,

01:14:24.600 but yeah.

01:14:25.060 Anyway,

01:14:26.140 that's where we're going until.

01:14:28.120 Flat army.

01:14:28.820 Basically.

01:14:30.600 That's the plan.

01:14:32.200 But yeah,

01:14:32.480 there's a bunch of shit I'll watch.

01:14:34.080 Fuck yeah.

01:14:35.140 Yeah,

01:14:35.360 but wasn't people that told me to watch the three body problem?

01:14:38.240 Was it not?

01:14:40.420 No,

01:14:40.880 because I'm pretty sure it was you that told me to watch it.

01:14:42.760 I think.

01:14:43.220 Or was it?

01:14:43.620 Was it?

01:14:43.900 Did I tell you?

01:14:44.660 I don't know.

01:14:45.900 I think so.

01:14:46.560 I don't even find out who told me to watch that now.

01:14:49.260 So,

01:14:49.280 that's in question.

01:14:51.420 Yeah.

01:14:52.140 Fucking Fruit Loops is a part of that now,

01:14:53.980 for fuck's sakes.

01:14:55.360 Yeah.

01:14:55.880 You believe that bullshit?

01:14:56.840 It has two O's,

01:14:57.820 motherfucker.

01:14:58.480 They're trying to say that Fruit Loops was always F-R-O-O-T?

01:15:03.340 Yeah.

01:15:04.320 Yeah.

01:15:04.640 That is a bunch of bullshit.

01:15:07.640 It was never,

01:15:08.120 no,

01:15:08.680 it was F-R-U-I-T,

01:15:12.560 Loops.

01:15:13.840 I was not reading that fucking bar when I was eating that shit,

01:15:19.700 so I don't remember.

01:15:22.740 There we go.

01:15:23.400 We solved it.

01:15:23.940 So maybe I did tell you then,

01:15:25.240 because she told me and then I watched it and then I told you.

01:15:28.140 I know you did because you were like,

01:15:30.140 we were talking on the phone and you were like,

01:15:31.960 okay,

01:15:32.520 fuck you,

01:15:33.260 I need to go finish watching it because I watched a few episodes and you're like,

01:15:36.380 now I have to finish watching it.

01:15:37.680 And then I talked to you like six hours later and you were like,

01:15:40.580 go watch this now.

01:15:42.180 Yeah.

01:15:42.700 Did you finish it?

01:15:44.280 Yeah,

01:15:44.540 that makes sense.

01:15:45.480 Yeah.

01:15:45.820 That makes sense.

01:15:46.860 And then I watched it and was like,

01:15:48.800 I get it.

01:15:50.160 Yeah.

01:15:50.480 Trad,

01:15:50.780 you got to watch it.

01:15:51.480 It's fun.

01:15:51.840 It's fun.

01:15:52.160 Yeah,

01:15:52.340 it's good.

01:15:53.040 It is.

01:15:53.400 At the end,

01:15:54.380 you're like,

01:15:54.880 oh my God,

01:15:55.700 this is fucking cool.

01:15:57.740 Is it going to stimulate me mentally?

01:15:59.400 Because that's what I truly need.

01:16:00.920 Totally.

01:16:01.740 Yes.

01:16:02.240 It's wild.

01:16:02.800 When you get to the last episode,

01:16:03.740 you're like,

01:16:04.180 oh my God,

01:16:04.660 this is so fucking cool.

01:16:05.940 I watched it while I'm getting goosebumps.

01:16:07.400 I watched it like three times.

01:16:08.420 I was like,

01:16:08.640 this is so cool.

01:16:09.560 Yeah,

01:16:09.800 it's pretty wild.

01:16:10.920 I loved it.

01:16:12.220 I thought it was really good.

01:16:12.880 It really liked it.

01:16:13.880 It's the appetizer for what's going to happen.

01:16:18.520 It was like,

01:16:18.840 they really did good setup on character development,

01:16:21.260 on story development,

01:16:22.140 on everything like that.

01:16:23.080 And then you're like,

01:16:23.760 this is going to be cool.

01:16:24.780 This is going to be a cool show.

01:16:26.980 Nice.

01:16:28.120 I really liked the OA.

01:16:30.460 Like,

01:16:30.680 I really love that show.

01:16:31.860 That was a fucking great show.

01:16:33.320 That show left on a fucking cliffhanger.

01:16:35.720 So did Outer Range.

01:16:37.840 And there was another one too,

01:16:39.240 that they just like,

01:16:40.420 they just fucking stopped making them.

01:16:42.360 And it's like,

01:16:42.860 because they were getting,

01:16:43.880 they were getting too,

01:16:45.140 too close to something there.

01:16:48.160 Utopia.

01:16:49.400 Yeah.

01:16:50.440 Yeah.

01:16:50.900 That was another one.

01:16:51.980 They did one season and then pulled it off of every platform.

01:16:55.400 Yeah.

01:16:55.760 You can't find it anywhere now.

01:16:57.920 What was the Evil Dead one?

01:16:59.840 Oh.

01:17:01.640 Ash vs. Evil Dead.

01:17:02.720 Ash vs. Evil Dead.

01:17:03.660 That lasted like two seasons.

01:17:05.240 And then they,

01:17:05.940 you had to switch from one platform,

01:17:07.860 one channel.

01:17:09.520 Was that like,

01:17:11.260 Army of Darkness meets Evil Dead?

01:17:13.600 Yeah.

01:17:15.040 That guy was Ash,

01:17:16.400 right?

01:17:17.100 Yeah.

01:17:17.380 Yeah.

01:17:19.380 Did he have the chainsaw arm?

01:17:22.200 Yeah.

01:17:22.780 Chainsaw arm,

01:17:23.440 good.

01:17:23.700 Oh,

01:17:23.980 yeah.

01:17:24.380 And his boomstick.

01:17:25.800 Yeah,

01:17:26.340 the boomstick.

01:17:28.620 That one was really good too.

01:17:30.100 The Leftovers,

01:17:30.980 if anybody hasn't watched that,

01:17:32.420 that one's fucking cool.

01:17:33.840 It's like,

01:17:35.160 it's really,

01:17:36.000 it's so weird,

01:17:36.780 but really fucking cool.

01:17:40.140 It,

01:17:40.680 it,

01:17:41.020 it was very,

01:17:42.880 um,

01:17:44.560 what's the word?

01:17:48.120 I never knew where it was going to go.

01:17:50.340 And then when it,

01:17:51.080 when you get into like the third season,

01:17:52.660 you're like,

01:17:54.160 why?

01:17:56.900 No.

01:17:57.340 You know,

01:17:58.900 it's almost like,

01:17:59.780 um,

01:18:00.300 that one with Sandra Bullock,

01:18:01.900 with the birds.

01:18:03.040 Right.

01:18:05.160 Bird's Nest.

01:18:06.640 Nope.

01:18:07.640 No?

01:18:08.580 Yeah,

01:18:08.940 I don't know.

01:18:09.520 I tried to watch anything with Sandra Bullock in it,

01:18:11.460 man.

01:18:12.660 That one with the blindfold.

01:18:14.820 Oh,

01:18:15.320 I never watched that.

01:18:18.140 Bird's Nest or something like that.

01:18:19.700 No,

01:18:20.060 it's,

01:18:20.960 uh,

01:18:21.460 fucking,

01:18:22.040 what,

01:18:22.300 oh,

01:18:22.540 God damn it.

01:18:23.680 I think it is Bird something,

01:18:25.000 but I just don't remember what.

01:18:26.720 I can't remember what,

01:18:27.440 but I did not watch that movie.

01:18:29.280 So I was fucking worried it would have a bad psychological effect on me.

01:18:32.160 So I just didn't watch it.

01:18:34.480 Some things I can't handle.

01:18:37.340 Yeah.

01:18:37.840 The Leftovers was good though too.

01:18:39.140 Great character development.

01:18:40.480 Wonderful storylines.

01:18:42.800 Severance is another one though,

01:18:44.060 that I actually,

01:18:45.100 I need them to hurry the fuck up and come back with another season.

01:18:48.180 Cause.

01:18:49.700 That last season ended fucking on a cliffhanger.

01:18:53.680 I did watch that one.

01:18:55.520 Oh,

01:18:55.760 it's good.

01:18:56.360 It's fucking.

01:18:57.340 I only watched a couple of episodes of the first season,

01:18:59.600 but I didn't get into that one,

01:19:00.740 but yeah,

01:19:01.520 like it's,

01:19:02.120 it's a little bit slow for sure.

01:19:04.840 Um,

01:19:05.400 but the concept is fucking wild.

01:19:08.700 And then just like the,

01:19:10.120 the story it tells is pretty good.

01:19:12.640 Yeah.

01:19:14.340 I feel like that's one of the ones I'll put on during canning season.

01:19:17.480 I'm doing lots of stuff in the kitchen.

01:19:19.700 Yeah.

01:19:20.640 I'm going to need to be like three hours where I'm watching something.

01:19:24.540 Yeah.

01:19:25.420 Speaking of canning,

01:19:26.640 I just got 16 wide mouth,

01:19:32.480 one liter Mason jars for $20.

01:19:35.220 That's fucking amazing,

01:19:37.200 dude.

01:19:37.780 Oh yeah.

01:19:38.940 Nice.

01:19:39.780 I'm getting like,

01:19:40.460 it's exciting.

01:19:42.860 I don't have my own account.

01:19:44.000 I use somebody else's.

01:19:47.080 I've never heard anyone say that in my life that they love Facebook.

01:19:50.500 Yeah.

01:19:50.720 I don't actually have Facebook and I don't use it.

01:19:53.380 I like using somebody else's Facebook.

01:19:54.960 That's because Sarah is not real.

01:19:57.400 Right.

01:19:58.100 That's,

01:19:58.680 that's the thing.

01:20:00.680 Yeah.

01:20:01.740 All right.

01:20:02.340 I have a very small amount of wine that I'm going to drink.

01:20:05.180 Bring it on.

01:20:06.580 I'm using it for things like that,

01:20:08.560 like for Mason jars and getting vision corning wear.

01:20:12.260 Listen,

01:20:12.880 if I can get things for under $20,

01:20:15.000 $20 or under,

01:20:17.420 I'm in.

01:20:18.680 I'm in.

01:20:19.500 I'm your gal.

01:20:20.920 I will take your vintage corning wear.

01:20:23.100 I will take your Mason jars.

01:20:25.080 Sign me up because now I have enough to make pickles,

01:20:28.480 relish.

01:20:30.500 What's we going to make?

01:20:31.480 More applesauce.

01:20:33.120 Yeah.

01:20:33.580 I'm making more applesauce too.

01:20:35.260 I have to get on my apples here.

01:20:36.760 I've been slacking,

01:20:37.560 but good thing about apples is that they stay good for a long time.

01:20:40.100 It's not like when you pick your tomatoes right and you got to get

01:20:42.560 fucking right on top of it.

01:20:44.180 Right.

01:20:44.860 Yeah.

01:20:45.600 Yeah.

01:20:47.320 That's a nice thing too,

01:20:48.260 about living on a farm when people think,

01:20:49.800 Oh,

01:20:49.920 where do I want to,

01:20:50.820 I want to get rid of this shit.

01:20:51.900 Who do I give it to?

01:20:52.740 Oh yeah.

01:20:53.620 Trad and rogue.

01:20:55.120 It happens to me all the time.

01:20:57.460 I had a nice lady,

01:20:58.800 a dag lady.

01:21:00.780 She gave me a bunch of the old style,

01:21:02.980 like whack lid jars.

01:21:05.620 And I have no,

01:21:06.260 they're like antiques,

01:21:07.300 man.

01:21:07.480 Some of them are like blue.

01:21:08.340 I have no clue what to fucking do with them.

01:21:13.560 I'll post pictures of them in the,

01:21:15.660 uh,

01:21:15.800 hop chat.

01:21:16.680 Okay.

01:21:17.700 Um,

01:21:19.080 I would use those for like yogurts and things like that.

01:21:24.000 No.

01:21:25.220 Yeah.

01:21:25.560 Like,

01:21:26.020 like fermenting things and you can use them for jams and pickles too.

01:21:30.000 Right.

01:21:30.200 Um,

01:21:30.920 but yeah,

01:21:31.440 like fermenting things,

01:21:32.360 people,

01:21:32.740 um,

01:21:33.300 do their sourdough starters in them and stuff like that.

01:21:36.220 So yeah,

01:21:37.220 I'm just remembering like when I had those,

01:21:40.380 like when I used a bunch of those jars,

01:21:41.980 I was,

01:21:42.360 when I was making yogurts,

01:21:44.380 I just haven't made those in school long.

01:21:46.460 Um,

01:21:46.860 I was actually thinking about making them again.

01:21:49.220 Um,

01:21:49.660 yeah,

01:21:51.220 just cause I have time again.

01:21:53.040 I remember wax sealed stuff that we used to buy,

01:21:55.700 you know,

01:21:56.100 jams and whatever,

01:21:57.980 like,

01:21:58.260 um,

01:21:58.800 preserves and shit.

01:21:59.600 We buy,

01:21:59.980 there was a wax thick layer of wax under the lid.

01:22:02.540 I remember those.

01:22:03.200 I remember that shit.

01:22:04.120 It's been a long time,

01:22:05.100 but trying to dig it out to get the good stuff.

01:22:07.800 I want to know how to do everything like as old fashioned as possible.

01:22:13.220 So that even if I say I can't,

01:22:16.000 I like right now,

01:22:16.820 I don't have a pressure can or actually Jason's fucking sending me his fucking

01:22:19.800 big ass pressure can or he's like,

01:22:21.180 here,

01:22:21.320 you can have it.

01:22:21.820 I'm going to mail it to you.

01:22:22.460 He's building a crate for it and everything.

01:22:24.360 And,

01:22:24.740 uh,

01:22:25.020 but like,

01:22:25.420 say I don't have a pressure can or say I have nothing to water bath in and I

01:22:28.220 got all this cucumbers or berries or whatever.

01:22:30.060 Well,

01:22:30.320 I want to know how to get that fucking shit in a jar without having to,

01:22:34.520 um,

01:22:34.880 and knowing like very unique ways to can it.

01:22:37.280 Like my jams,

01:22:38.160 I do it the Amish way.

01:22:39.040 I don't ever water bath my jams.

01:22:40.480 I get everything hot.

01:22:41.720 I get the jars hot,

01:22:42.820 the lids hot,

01:22:43.400 my jams hot.

01:22:44.000 I poured in that fucker,

01:22:45.580 get the lids on it,

01:22:46.640 turn it upside down for like half an hour and then flip it backside up.

01:22:50.380 And then it seals on its own.

01:22:51.540 And because it's jam,

01:22:52.980 it's all full of sugar and fucking acid.

01:22:54.860 You don't need to,

01:22:55.700 you don't need to water bath it.

01:22:57.860 Right.

01:22:58.400 So same with pickles.

01:23:00.020 Yeah.

01:23:01.300 That,

01:23:01.640 Oh,

01:23:01.920 that's just my opinion.

01:23:03.540 Sorry.

01:23:04.360 That's not a FDA approved fucking advice there.

01:23:06.860 Absolutely.

01:23:09.180 Just opinions.

01:23:10.740 But we're on rumble.

01:23:11.640 So it's okay.

01:23:12.640 Okay.

01:23:13.220 Good.

01:23:13.800 Yeah,

01:23:14.000 we're good.

01:23:15.100 Um,

01:23:15.500 yeah,

01:23:15.760 totally.

01:23:16.200 Yeah,

01:23:16.340 we can say what we want.

01:23:17.400 I can't stew.

01:23:18.220 I can't meat.

01:23:19.620 I can,

01:23:20.360 you know,

01:23:20.920 potatoes,

01:23:21.820 I can all kinds of stuff that other people don't can because,

01:23:24.480 well,

01:23:25.180 I don't care.

01:23:25.780 I can.

01:23:26.980 Yeah,

01:23:27.420 exactly.

01:23:27.780 I'm eating it.

01:23:29.980 Yeah.

01:23:31.160 And like botulism,

01:23:32.620 uh,

01:23:32.980 dies at 185 degrees Celsius,

01:23:35.220 by the way.

01:23:35.620 So just boil that shit for 10 minutes.

01:23:39.080 Right.

01:23:40.360 It's good to know.

01:23:41.600 People get botulism from eating like,

01:23:43.420 um,

01:23:44.180 canned fish,

01:23:45.000 like uncooked stuff.

01:23:46.720 Like if you don't heat it up after it comes out,

01:23:48.400 but you'll,

01:23:48.780 you won't get botulism from like a jam or a pickle or anything like that.

01:23:52.380 Cause they can't grow in that environment.

01:23:54.360 No.

01:23:55.580 Mold poisoning or something like that.

01:23:57.580 Like you can absolutely get shit like that from stuff that's not properly or.

01:24:01.680 Oh yeah.

01:24:02.240 Especially.

01:24:02.600 Yeah.

01:24:02.780 Yeah.

01:24:03.140 And stuff,

01:24:03.900 right.

01:24:04.080 Like it's salmonella and shit.

01:24:06.580 Yeah.

01:24:07.420 Cross contamination is always like a thing,

01:24:09.700 especially after you open a jar or whatever.

01:24:11.300 Right.

01:24:11.580 You always got to be careful and store things properly.

01:24:14.940 I'm like,

01:24:15.340 my lips will start tingling,

01:24:16.700 man.

01:24:16.880 If I eat anything like right away to my lips will start tingling.

01:24:20.560 If I eat salmon out,

01:24:22.120 especially I know that for sure.

01:24:23.700 Yeah.

01:24:24.420 It's bad.

01:24:24.840 I have like quite a bit of resistance to salmon.

01:24:27.580 Like I could probably lick a fucking raw piece of chicken and be fine.

01:24:30.760 Not even joking.

01:24:31.960 Well,

01:24:32.120 I'll still get sick.

01:24:33.000 I just,

01:24:33.360 but my body tells me ahead of time.

01:24:35.620 I almost died,

01:24:36.640 man,

01:24:36.820 from salmonella once,

01:24:37.860 man.

01:24:38.100 Oh yeah.

01:24:38.620 I know I've been able to eat a pork chop raw.

01:24:41.040 At least the evidence says.

01:24:42.120 Oh my God.

01:24:42.460 That's fucking disgusting.

01:24:44.440 That is fucking disgusting.

01:24:45.220 I mean,

01:24:45.680 hey,

01:24:46.540 I like,

01:24:47.080 I like to think that I tried to cook it.

01:24:50.120 But the problem is,

01:24:51.420 is that when I woke up in the morning and I knew that I was really drunk the night

01:24:55.720 before.

01:24:56.420 No.

01:24:56.740 And I come out in the kitchen and there was not a single fucking dish.

01:25:00.980 And there was just an open pack of pork chops with one missing and a bone in the sink.

01:25:08.460 Johnny.

01:25:10.080 Okay.

01:25:10.880 This explains a lot of things,

01:25:12.360 Johnny.

01:25:12.820 Okay.

01:25:13.560 This explains why you're so fucking stupid.

01:25:15.520 Because you've got parasites in your brain,

01:25:18.360 dude,

01:25:18.540 from eating raw fucking pork.

01:25:20.020 Oh,

01:25:20.420 maybe.

01:25:20.920 There'd be some worms.

01:25:22.200 I mean,

01:25:23.380 I,

01:25:23.620 I assume it was raw anyway,

01:25:25.380 because I mean,

01:25:25.880 I don't think I would have done the dishes.

01:25:27.340 But.

01:25:29.940 No.

01:25:30.700 No.

01:25:31.120 You never know.

01:25:32.080 Were you living with a woman at the time?

01:25:34.340 No,

01:25:34.660 I was,

01:25:34.900 I was living with my uncle at the time.

01:25:36.680 I just came home late at night and.

01:25:39.380 Grabbed the pork chop.

01:25:40.100 I was hammered.

01:25:41.780 First of all.

01:25:42.620 Okay.

01:25:42.880 Let's get that straight.

01:25:44.940 Who is hammered?

01:25:46.320 It goes into the fridge and like,

01:25:47.400 I'm going to get a raw pork chop.

01:25:48.980 I'm fine.

01:25:49.960 What the fuck?

01:25:50.460 Me,

01:25:50.660 apparently.

01:25:51.980 Whenever I eat something that I think is off,

01:25:54.020 I immediately take oil of oregano.

01:25:55.620 And if I don't have that,

01:25:56.580 I,

01:25:56.760 I take the strongest alcohol that I have.

01:26:02.800 You know,

01:26:03.220 my cousin,

01:26:03.640 he's swearing by that oregano,

01:26:04.800 man.

01:26:05.000 He's,

01:26:05.380 he'd sweat oregano,

01:26:06.420 man.

01:26:06.540 He smelled like oregano a lot.

01:26:09.180 Oh yeah.

01:26:09.720 I only take it as needed.

01:26:12.360 I'm bad.

01:26:13.100 I smelled a bunch of it one time and that was fucking brutal.

01:26:16.980 It does have like a patchouli,

01:26:19.040 patchouli meets library meets fucking like medicine smell to it.

01:26:23.940 Oh,

01:26:24.220 it makes you want to pull your throat out after you take it.

01:26:27.780 Fucking shit burns like hell,

01:26:29.600 but it does the job.

01:26:30.960 I'd rather.

01:26:31.240 Oh,

01:26:31.560 I never take that off.

01:26:33.440 Ever.

01:26:34.080 Well,

01:26:34.260 no,

01:26:34.540 with olive oil.

01:26:35.160 Or,

01:26:36.040 or with,

01:26:37.180 I take it like,

01:26:38.420 I'll literally drop it under my tongue.

01:26:39.860 And then I have always have a big glass of cool water.

01:26:41.740 They're ready to go.

01:26:42.340 And I like chug that whole glass of water back.

01:26:45.200 Oh,

01:26:45.420 see,

01:26:45.600 I take a bit of olive oil or coconut oil that like,

01:26:48.500 or like MCT oil liquid.

01:26:50.440 And I just stick it in my mouth.

01:26:51.940 And then I put it in there.

01:26:52.920 And then I put the oil of raggedo in there and then I swallow it.

01:26:56.580 Hmm.

01:26:57.600 So it kind of coats it.

01:27:00.300 Yeah.

01:27:01.480 And that works.

01:27:02.380 You know what's worse than that is wormwood.

01:27:05.140 Tinker.

01:27:06.400 Yeah.

01:27:07.840 Yeah.

01:27:09.480 It's also terrible to harvest it because it gets dusty when it dries.

01:27:13.100 And then like the little particles stick to your lips.

01:27:16.140 And you have to like wear a suit when you fucking do it.

01:27:18.460 I know.

01:27:19.160 It's so wrong.

01:27:20.500 This one time rogue was like,

01:27:21.760 babe,

01:27:21.980 bring me that wormwood tincture.

01:27:23.260 Cause he made some and I bring it to him and I hand him,

01:27:26.620 it's in a wide mouth pint,

01:27:28.120 mason jar.

01:27:28.680 I hand him the fucking mason jar with the lid off,

01:27:30.800 right?

01:27:31.000 Like a gentle lady.

01:27:32.200 He thinks I'm bringing him a fucking drink,

01:27:33.860 even though he just asked me for the fucking shit.

01:27:35.980 And he fucking,

01:27:36.980 he thinks of his fucking mouthful like that.

01:27:39.760 And I'm pretty sure.

01:27:41.680 Yeah.

01:27:42.100 Like we had a bunch of people over doing that.

01:27:45.160 And then I felt,

01:27:46.240 I felt awful after,

01:27:48.120 but he was fine.

01:27:50.400 The man can take a lot of fucking herbs.

01:27:52.300 Okay.

01:27:52.620 Like I've seen him take a lot.

01:27:56.160 Enough for a horse.

01:27:59.860 Yeah.

01:28:00.300 Right.

01:28:01.580 There you go.

01:28:02.860 And it was only one time,

01:28:04.080 but I mean,

01:28:05.620 I do.

01:28:06.100 I also actually remember as a kid,

01:28:07.960 I ate a bunch of bacon out of the fridge too.

01:28:09.760 But I feel like this is one of those instances where it was only one time.

01:28:16.820 Yeah.

01:28:17.780 Yeah.

01:28:17.980 It was just one time.

01:28:18.640 But you said he did it twice.

01:28:20.060 It's just like,

01:28:20.740 it was just like,

01:28:21.320 it was only one raping.

01:28:22.740 It still makes you a rapist.

01:28:24.300 It was a college of band games.

01:28:25.680 It was just once.

01:28:26.800 See?

01:28:27.320 Kathy just said it.

01:28:29.460 It was just once.

01:28:30.800 No.

01:28:31.020 One time.

01:28:31.800 Listen.

01:28:32.040 I was,

01:28:32.340 I was,

01:28:32.900 I was in college.

01:28:34.680 I was experimenting.

01:28:36.920 Linda.

01:28:37.400 You were experimenting with eating raw pork.

01:28:39.980 And I did not inhale.

01:28:41.520 Okay.

01:28:44.460 I just smelled it to see if it was good.

01:28:49.500 That's what she said.

01:28:50.480 It was scratch and sniff.

01:28:52.440 That's what he said.

01:28:53.640 That,

01:28:53.940 that is,

01:28:54.580 that,

01:28:54.780 okay.

01:28:55.120 We need to ban peppermint pad.

01:28:57.140 That is just,

01:28:57.920 with his 3D picture.

01:28:59.540 There's something fucking wrong with this guy.

01:29:02.400 Oh my God.

01:29:03.600 Do it.

01:29:04.540 Do it fucking now.

01:29:06.160 So now.

01:29:06.640 Oh my God.

01:29:07.700 No.

01:29:08.100 Wait,

01:29:08.240 I'm going to send you the grok of Johnny as the tranny with a coat bag on the,

01:29:11.580 on the fucking.

01:29:12.960 I think now though,

01:29:14.060 I think now Tradway's name for you is,

01:29:16.800 is correct.

01:29:17.520 And that's Peckermint Patsy.

01:29:19.000 Yeah.

01:29:19.260 Peckermint Patsy.

01:29:19.960 I just have a question though.

01:29:20.660 Hi.

01:29:21.220 Why do I have to get it?

01:29:22.960 I don't need,

01:29:23.980 I don't want,

01:29:24.880 there is no part of me that wants anything to do with that.

01:29:28.500 I feel like maybe there's other people that might want that more than me.

01:29:31.800 I've seen him as a hot dog.

01:29:33.060 I can just imagine it'd be about the same as if he was a dildo.

01:29:36.220 Right?

01:29:36.540 How much,

01:29:37.640 uh,

01:29:38.420 here we go.

01:29:39.220 We got to take her.

01:29:42.060 We got to take her.

01:29:43.760 How much does it cost to,

01:29:45.440 um,

01:29:46.060 make a little figurine there?

01:29:47.940 Like the size of that rose one or the cat one that you made.

01:29:51.380 Do it.

01:29:52.200 Yeah.

01:29:52.680 A little,

01:29:53.200 do that little,

01:29:54.120 the,

01:29:54.340 the,

01:29:54.560 the little rock thing that you have.

01:29:57.300 Make a fucking.

01:29:57.980 Yeah.

01:29:58.520 Of Jenny,

01:29:59.220 of Jenny,

01:30:00.180 of Johnny has a tranny.

01:30:01.840 Let's go.

01:30:02.640 Prostitute.

01:30:03.840 Jenny.

01:30:04.600 Put the wrestling mask on me too.

01:30:06.600 Prostitute's so good.

01:30:08.420 Oh wait,

01:30:08.860 not a,

01:30:09.280 just a tranny prostitute.

01:30:10.780 He's a fucking anthropomorphic hot dog.

01:30:15.020 It's Danny.

01:30:16.400 The Johnny anamorphic.

01:30:20.160 Hot dog prostitute.

01:30:22.340 Yeah.

01:30:23.140 Tranny.

01:30:23.460 Oh my God.

01:30:25.100 Jesus Christ.

01:30:26.120 Yeah.

01:30:26.300 All right.

01:30:26.520 You better give it a double.

01:30:27.500 35 bucks on Amazon.

01:30:28.900 Let's go.

01:30:30.360 Yeah,

01:30:30.740 man.

01:30:31.180 That's pretty funny.

01:30:33.060 I wonder if I'll get bored this winter and start rocking things again.

01:30:36.140 I feel like we could have that printed on a shirt and people might pay for that.

01:30:39.220 I would literally pay for that.

01:30:41.720 There you go.

01:30:42.260 DM your ideas.

01:30:43.240 See what we can do.

01:30:44.600 Okay.

01:30:45.960 Oh my God.

01:30:47.000 We can make like a whole collector series.

01:30:50.040 I can make the one of you and Bad Hat of like her as a cute little like duck or whatever

01:30:54.780 the fuck she was and you as the tranny hot dog and you guys like walking in the snow and

01:30:58.280 like these fluffy white fur coats.

01:31:01.040 Make it like a little figurine.

01:31:02.800 Okay.

01:31:03.060 Now we're getting into some weird territory.

01:31:05.460 We're going to make fucking doll houses and shit.

01:31:07.500 A hobie pub doll house.

01:31:11.040 Let's go.

01:31:12.540 Yeah.

01:31:13.560 3D figurines.

01:31:17.180 There was a bunch of 3D figurines of us and a little hobie back home with like all of

01:31:24.460 her shit.

01:31:25.340 Do some stop motion animation with it.

01:31:28.340 Yeah.

01:31:29.100 Ah,

01:31:29.140 fine.

01:31:29.280 The closet party.

01:31:30.500 That's where,

01:31:31.060 that's where I got the fucking,

01:31:32.820 the fucking idea.

01:31:34.700 The,

01:31:35.000 um,

01:31:35.420 what do you want to call it?

01:31:36.200 I can't think of the word right now.

01:31:37.060 Anyways,

01:31:37.760 the motivation to make that tranny hot dog was from the hot dogs from sausage party.

01:31:42.940 That's a great movie.

01:31:44.500 Yeah.

01:31:44.700 Right.

01:31:44.940 But technically I own those prompts and I own the images.

01:31:47.800 Brock said it was okay.

01:31:48.960 So,

01:31:50.080 yeah.

01:31:52.520 Poor Koala Bama.

01:31:54.000 Yeah.

01:31:54.240 Right.

01:31:54.440 I'm saying it's the worst I've ever seen.

01:31:55.980 Yeah.

01:31:56.420 I mean,

01:31:57.160 it's,

01:31:57.580 it's to be expected.

01:31:58.420 I think at this point,

01:31:59.560 I think that's the way that works.

01:32:02.120 What time we got?

01:32:03.140 8,

01:32:03.460 10.

01:32:03.820 So,

01:32:04.140 uh,

01:32:04.320 about 15 minutes,

01:32:05.580 14 minutes or so.

01:32:06.680 And then Derek will be on.

01:32:08.520 Well,

01:32:08.920 he'll actually be on by nine because he takes about 20 to 30 minutes up.

01:32:12.580 Yeah.

01:32:12.820 That's a good point.

01:32:13.620 That is a good point.

01:32:15.220 That's,

01:32:15.460 that's the one thing I always like about Jeremy too.

01:32:17.260 It's like,

01:32:17.520 yeah,

01:32:17.640 I'll be on at this time.

01:32:18.520 It's like,

01:32:18.800 okay.

01:32:19.060 so I know I still have like another fucking half hour to an hour after he said he's going

01:32:23.500 to be going on.

01:32:24.200 So,

01:32:24.720 all right.

01:32:25.400 Yeah.

01:32:25.900 What's the psychological thing about making people wait for the audience or,

01:32:29.460 uh,

01:32:30.020 or,

01:32:30.280 um,

01:32:30.600 or,

01:32:30.760 um,

01:32:30.900 when you are purposefully,

01:32:35.560 it makes you,

01:32:37.360 you're the one in control of the situation.

01:32:40.880 Hey,

01:32:41.260 I don't want to be white right now.

01:32:43.280 Like if you read the comments,

01:32:45.260 everybody's like,

01:32:45.680 Oh,

01:32:45.860 I'm late.

01:32:46.360 Oh,

01:32:46.520 I'm late.

01:32:46.900 I'm late.

01:32:47.500 It's all the time when I went into meetings like that.

01:32:51.560 And especially when somebody else calls the meeting,

01:32:53.780 it's like,

01:32:55.060 okay,

01:32:55.320 well then you dictate the time.

01:32:57.440 Right.

01:32:57.720 And again,

01:32:59.500 you make them wait.

01:33:00.440 There's like an appropriate amount of time that's appropriate.

01:33:02.440 Right.

01:33:02.860 Like,

01:33:03.260 yeah.

01:33:03.700 But again,

01:33:04.780 make people wait again.

01:33:06.420 You show that their time isn't as important as yours.

01:33:09.160 Number one.

01:33:10.360 And number two,

01:33:11.280 when you come in,

01:33:12.820 you come in with force and you come in with presence and you come in with confidence.

01:33:16.760 And it shows that you're in control of everything.

01:33:19.940 And it's generally,

01:33:21.180 most of the time really puts people off guard because that's not what people are expecting.

01:33:26.680 When you come into something,

01:33:27.900 a couple minutes late and B to something that they think is going to be where they have the upper hand.

01:33:35.540 This is why I loved going late in high school,

01:33:37.620 because I always looked at it as if you want to get noticed,

01:33:40.320 you just wait.

01:33:42.220 And when everybody's finally seated and they start the class and you come strolling in late,

01:33:48.120 everybody fucking looking at you.

01:33:50.120 Everybody's looking at your eyes.

01:33:51.340 See how red your eyes are and shit.

01:33:53.460 Oh,

01:33:53.720 they were high again.

01:33:55.040 Yeah,

01:33:55.260 they were high.

01:33:55.660 He's fucking high again.

01:33:56.700 Look at him.

01:33:56.840 He was like,

01:33:57.200 you know,

01:33:57.440 always,

01:33:57.780 always,

01:33:58.880 especially in high school.

01:34:00.660 It was always.

01:34:01.940 Yeah.

01:34:03.420 Doing BTs behind the gym.

01:34:06.300 Actually,

01:34:06.660 high school is the first place I got drunk.

01:34:10.900 Jesus Christ.

01:34:12.260 See,

01:34:12.720 I was kind of good.

01:34:13.620 I was,

01:34:14.140 well,

01:34:14.320 I didn't do that long.

01:34:15.640 So I can't really,

01:34:16.320 I feel like I can't really,

01:34:18.600 you know,

01:34:20.140 if I dropped out of high school,

01:34:22.260 I can't really compare that.

01:34:24.120 All right.

01:34:24.860 Gummy bear porn.

01:34:26.200 Gotta love that.

01:34:28.380 I graduated,

01:34:29.660 but it was late because I wanted to go to work.

01:34:31.500 I was like,

01:34:32.340 fuck this shit.

01:34:33.500 I'm going to move to me.

01:34:34.840 Yeah.

01:34:35.200 That's why I left school.

01:34:36.160 Cause I was like,

01:34:36.600 this is stupid because I have to go to work.

01:34:39.560 You know,

01:34:39.980 I grew up in the oil patch.

01:34:41.180 So like I'm in high school and everyone around me and like all my friends are older,

01:34:44.520 making shit tons of money as if,

01:34:46.340 right.

01:34:46.560 Like I'm going to stay at school.

01:34:48.280 Yeah.

01:34:48.720 Tom always starts early and that's,

01:34:50.660 yeah,

01:34:50.860 that's real fun.

01:34:52.360 Yeah.

01:34:53.400 You're just sitting there getting ready.

01:34:54.880 All of a sudden he's like,

01:34:55.640 okay,

01:34:55.860 we're going.

01:34:57.140 Yeah.

01:34:59.640 Well,

01:35:00.000 the man's got shit to do after though,

01:35:01.500 too.

01:35:01.860 So you know what?

01:35:02.560 That's also like a power move in a way because he's showing that he has to be on time.

01:35:06.780 Let's go.

01:35:08.220 Yeah.

01:35:08.640 It's different when you call the situation.

01:35:10.720 I like this.

01:35:13.400 They don't lose control.

01:35:15.160 Yeah.

01:35:15.400 Right.

01:35:16.280 Who's that?

01:35:17.160 Oh,

01:35:17.660 okay.

01:35:17.940 Never mind.

01:35:18.280 They don't lose control real quick.

01:35:19.780 Yeah.

01:35:19.900 Mike makes a good point.

01:35:21.140 Yeah.

01:35:22.060 Yeah.

01:35:22.980 It's always good.

01:35:23.960 Do I have your attention now?

01:35:25.800 Yeah.

01:35:26.080 Right.

01:35:26.580 Oh my God.

01:35:27.180 Jesus.

01:35:29.180 That's just it.

01:35:30.100 It's one thing.

01:35:30.720 It's like there's all kinds of like,

01:35:33.460 I mean,

01:35:33.640 back in the day,

01:35:34.640 I remember,

01:35:36.200 I mean,

01:35:37.060 bad hat will remember this kind of stuff too.

01:35:40.000 There was like,

01:35:43.320 there were instructional videos and things like that.

01:35:47.240 And things that we watched on how to like manipulate conversations and control.

01:35:55.080 Oh dude.

01:35:56.040 Yeah.

01:35:56.380 Like all that shit.

01:35:57.520 I,

01:35:57.720 I,

01:35:57.940 I can't think of any of the fucking names,

01:35:59.860 but I,

01:36:00.180 I read and listened to so much of the,

01:36:02.980 um,

01:36:03.620 kind of stuff.

01:36:04.760 What are the fucking names?

01:36:05.520 I can't remember like less Brown.

01:36:07.080 Um,

01:36:07.600 it's like KGB shit,

01:36:09.260 right?

01:36:09.560 Like,

01:36:09.720 like,

01:36:10.000 like what I was saying earlier about guys talking to girls,

01:36:14.000 if you can get a girl,

01:36:15.000 if you can get names established right away,

01:36:17.000 the sooner,

01:36:17.440 the better,

01:36:18.020 the better.

01:36:18.760 Right.

01:36:19.580 Exactly.

01:36:20.020 There are so many things you can do to have control in situations.

01:36:22.860 And it's amazing how quickly you realize when you're in an interaction,

01:36:26.580 how much further above a person or a situation that you are.

01:36:33.880 Well,

01:36:34.020 this is what I was talking to Tom about,

01:36:36.660 like with the earlier in the chat about the,

01:36:39.160 um,

01:36:39.640 NLP,

01:36:40.260 right?

01:36:40.780 That's what I was bringing up to him.

01:36:42.760 So.

01:36:43.960 And that,

01:36:44.580 and Koala,

01:36:45.260 that's because I am the Fafo guy.

01:36:46.700 I need a little frigging baby can.

01:36:48.900 Right.

01:36:49.320 Yeah.

01:36:49.460 That's,

01:36:50.020 that's,

01:36:50.480 that's why that's what I'm going with.

01:36:53.060 Oh,

01:36:53.500 now I'm remembering the names,

01:36:54.900 uh,

01:36:55.160 Norman Vincent Peale.

01:36:56.440 And who's that other guy who we listened to and I read all his books.

01:36:59.780 The other guy,

01:37:00.500 not Norman Vincent Peale,

01:37:01.480 but that guy you listened to on tape.

01:37:04.280 I can't ever remember his name.

01:37:07.040 Did you say reading books?

01:37:08.600 Yeah.

01:37:08.840 Reading books.

01:37:11.880 One of his uncles,

01:37:13.480 when he was really young,

01:37:14.780 uh,

01:37:15.180 gave him these motivational tapes.

01:37:17.040 And that's what really like started.

01:37:19.440 His whole thing.

01:37:20.420 And like becoming who he is now.

01:37:22.140 And I can't remember the name of the guy.

01:37:24.080 Brian Tracy.

01:37:25.200 Yeah.

01:37:25.700 The soap guy.

01:37:27.860 You know,

01:37:28.400 the soap guy.

01:37:30.540 Like the Italian.

01:37:32.500 Is this a guy who's a kid?

01:37:33.880 No.

01:37:34.100 Oh yeah.

01:37:39.060 Um,

01:37:39.340 no,

01:37:39.600 I just wondered.

01:37:40.200 Cause it's a very famous story.

01:37:41.700 Um,

01:37:43.500 so Brian Tracy is a guy who,

01:37:45.540 as a child,

01:37:46.340 he started making soap soap.

01:37:47.940 And he,

01:37:49.000 he started basically like a soap empire,

01:37:51.620 just himself as a kid going door to door,

01:37:53.600 selling soap and selling it on the street corner.

01:37:56.080 Yeah.

01:37:56.260 Made of Jews.

01:38:00.360 Jewish horses.

01:38:01.580 Okay.

01:38:02.000 So the thing he did was he sold more soap than anyone who's ever like been in boy

01:38:07.180 scouts,

01:38:07.480 like sold fucking soap.

01:38:09.500 Yeah.

01:38:09.720 That's what it started out at.

01:38:12.680 Let's let everybody go.

01:38:14.160 What's going on here?

01:38:15.320 It's a big old,

01:38:16.060 big old soap mover.

01:38:17.540 It's there.

01:38:18.020 I'm just going to be two seconds.

01:38:19.520 I just need to,

01:38:20.300 I just took a set.

01:38:21.100 Would you say his sales were clean?

01:38:24.180 Sarah is not liking this.

01:38:25.640 What are you saying?

01:38:26.500 Is your sales clean?

01:38:27.680 Yes.

01:38:27.960 Very clean.

01:38:28.840 Very clean.

01:38:29.220 It's just that it demonstrates the power of sales in the business of soap.

01:38:34.540 Uh,

01:38:34.900 that soap is the most,

01:38:36.180 one of the best businesses that you could take off the ground.

01:38:38.680 And everybody needs soap.

01:38:40.700 You know what I mean?

01:38:41.080 So,

01:38:41.380 you can sell soap,

01:38:43.520 anybody,

01:38:43.960 you can sell it,

01:38:44.560 uh,

01:38:44.820 you know,

01:38:45.200 uh,

01:38:45.400 at a bar,

01:38:45.940 you can sell that at the group on the street corner.

01:38:49.740 You know,

01:38:50.420 if you know how to sell the soap,

01:38:53.120 you know,

01:38:53.540 the script that every time he would walk up the door,

01:38:56.560 he would basically,

01:38:57.300 you know,

01:38:58.120 say,

01:38:58.400 hi,

01:38:58.640 my name is Brian Tracy.

01:38:59.700 I'm selling soaps for the boy scout.

01:39:02.320 And,

01:39:02.720 uh,

01:39:03.720 he would say he would have a catchphrase that if it was a man at the door,

01:39:07.740 or if it was a woman at the door,

01:39:09.360 and he says,

01:39:10.360 this soap smells fantastic and it's all natural.

01:39:14.360 And it's made especially for beautiful women.

01:39:17.680 And then he would look at her and then he would like,

01:39:22.520 he would buy some soap because she couldn't refuse the soap.

01:39:25.200 She was a beautiful woman.

01:39:26.200 And she had to validate that by buying the soap.

01:39:29.660 But then the best situation was when both of them came to the door and he would do exactly that exact same script.

01:39:36.640 And then he would look at the guy,

01:39:38.100 you know?

01:39:39.040 So then he,

01:39:39.800 and the guy had to be like,

01:39:41.960 you fucking bastard.

01:39:43.280 Yeah.

01:39:44.320 You gotta buy that soap or your wife knows that you think she's ugly.

01:39:48.200 Yeah.

01:39:48.640 That is pretty smart though.

01:39:58.260 Yeah.

01:40:00.260 If you're good at sales,

01:40:02.280 you can sell anything.

01:40:03.580 Well,

01:40:04.020 I tried,

01:40:04.760 I tried to sell smart cars by telling people that the bonus is that if you go golfing,

01:40:09.360 you don't need a cart,

01:40:10.280 but nobody was interested.

01:40:12.620 That's because Johnny,

01:40:16.140 you're too invested in the joke to fucking sell anything.

01:40:19.340 Well,

01:40:19.720 because I also knew that nobody was going to buy that fucking stupid thing.

01:40:22.800 Anyway,

01:40:23.120 there were all actually,

01:40:24.120 sorry,

01:40:24.360 there was one person and this was actually funny because this person was such a fucking retard.

01:40:29.620 They brought it back the next day because they're like,

01:40:31.480 I can't get it out of first.

01:40:33.280 And like you fucking,

01:40:34.580 well,

01:40:35.420 because it's one of the ones where you can flip the fucking shifter over and make it manual.

01:40:40.960 And so that's what they were doing.

01:40:42.620 And then her other complaint was,

01:40:43.880 well,

01:40:43.960 it's too small.

01:40:44.680 And I'm thinking in my head,

01:40:46.000 you absolute fucking retard.

01:40:47.600 You bought the smallest possible car you could.

01:40:50.060 How did you not know that it was small?

01:40:54.820 But people are dumb.

01:40:57.060 People are dumb.

01:40:58.220 Yeah.

01:40:59.380 Yeah.

01:40:59.680 I worked at a vehicle sales place for many years and so did my whole family.

01:41:03.240 Worked at Ford for a long time in the same building.

01:41:05.600 And yeah,

01:41:06.120 people are fucking stupid.

01:41:08.140 People are so dumb.

01:41:09.560 I owned cars for like a short period of time because I could not handle the stupid.

01:41:17.420 I was like,

01:41:18.400 no,

01:41:21.120 no.

01:41:21.320 It was like real estate.

01:41:22.520 It was like,

01:41:22.920 I can't do this.

01:41:24.200 There is not enough money in the world that I can handle dealing with stupid people for that amount of time.

01:41:30.780 I can handle things like bartending where I'll take your money.

01:41:34.500 You have,

01:41:34.820 I have to entertain,

01:41:35.980 like I have to put on a smile for a short period of time for like two hours and I'll take your money for that.

01:41:42.120 I will pretend.

01:41:43.840 Hey,

01:41:44.380 how is everything so good?

01:41:46.980 Would you like more wine?

01:41:50.600 Right?

01:41:51.140 Like I can be totally nice for like that amount of time.

01:41:53.840 Give me your fucking money.

01:41:55.420 But if you honestly think that I'm going to fuck around with you for like two weeks and you can call me and email me in the middle of the night and I'm going to fucking sell a home for you or whatever.

01:42:04.860 Yeah.

01:42:05.600 Get fucked.

01:42:06.800 There is no money with me that's going to deal with that for that long.

01:42:09.480 And then go with somebody else.

01:42:10.680 Go with their cousin or something instead.

01:42:12.500 Right?

01:42:12.720 Yeah,

01:42:12.980 right.

01:42:13.600 Fucking around and driving everywhere.

01:42:16.320 Yeah.

01:42:17.040 And then go with someone else.

01:42:17.900 That's the kicker too.

01:42:18.880 I've done that pricing jobs and shit.

01:42:21.200 Driving like an hour.

01:42:22.540 That's why a lot of guys don't do free quotes anymore.

01:42:24.400 You didn't even need to put nice in front of that koala.

01:42:27.860 You could have just left it at Sarah's face is terrifying,

01:42:30.580 but.

01:42:33.140 Oh,

01:42:33.800 my nice,

01:42:34.560 my customer service voice and my nice face is absolutely terrifying.

01:42:39.080 Like this is why I was able to work for a government place for a while as a manager.

01:42:44.560 Why?

01:42:45.120 Because,

01:42:45.880 hmm,

01:42:46.540 go fuck yourself.

01:42:47.920 Right?

01:42:48.760 Exactly.

01:42:49.460 Why not?

01:42:50.420 Do you have air miles?

01:42:54.400 That's one thing about Rogue that I really appreciate is that he's super good at the

01:42:58.160 fucking customer service thing.

01:42:59.860 And he always like,

01:43:01.360 but it's because of the kind of work he's in though too.

01:43:04.920 He really wants to make his clients happy.

01:43:06.960 And a lot of his clients he's already worked with for a long time,

01:43:08.940 but it still happens with long-term clients where they'll say,

01:43:11.260 yeah,

01:43:11.380 just do whatever.

01:43:12.100 And then he,

01:43:13.100 for example,

01:43:13.780 this grass job he had to do.

01:43:15.860 And the guy just said,

01:43:16.900 yeah,

01:43:17.020 do whatever I want.

01:43:17.920 Like all brand new.

01:43:18.740 I want it like super nice and stuff.

01:43:20.400 And the guy doesn't understand what kind of work is involved in that.

01:43:24.800 Like you,

01:43:25.200 this is the grass outside of an apartment building.

01:43:27.140 Like it's all these sections and it has to be dug up and then put new sod if that's what he wants.

01:43:33.280 And so Rogue sends him a fucking quote and the guy's like,

01:43:35.260 oh no,

01:43:35.880 let's just do it the cheap way.

01:43:37.360 And like,

01:43:38.220 it's like,

01:43:39.060 you don't know,

01:43:39.980 people don't know what the job actually is.

01:43:42.040 It's part of the problem,

01:43:43.040 you know?

01:43:43.880 So,

01:43:44.940 yeah,

01:43:45.400 but he does put a lot of work in,

01:43:46.980 uh,

01:43:47.460 into his quotes and stuff like that.

01:43:49.020 And I think typically too,

01:43:50.380 when he's going to do a quote,

01:43:51.360 he'll try and gauge like how certain the customer is.

01:43:53.860 And he only will work with a certain amount of,

01:43:56.360 you know,

01:43:56.980 for flags to like,

01:43:58.360 maybe a price is high because I don't really want to work for this fucking guy.

01:44:02.220 Right.

01:44:02.760 But,

01:44:03.200 but you get,

01:44:04.120 I've gotten given handwritten in detail,

01:44:07.320 full page fucking what I'm going to do,

01:44:08.960 how I'm going to do it.

01:44:09.540 It's a big job.

01:44:11.100 Yeah.

01:44:11.400 Yeah.

01:44:11.620 Oh yeah.

01:44:12.500 After an email,

01:44:13.620 what needs to be done and the thing that nobody else would have noticed or even done.

01:44:17.600 I was pointing out like this is fucking cracking.

01:44:20.340 Don't let guys paint over this.

01:44:21.860 I don't want you to get ripped off basically.

01:44:23.520 Yeah.

01:44:23.780 Yeah.

01:44:24.880 It's not cheap.

01:44:25.900 Like you don't,

01:44:26.280 don't let anybody paint over the help of that without patching that first.

01:44:29.160 And I wrote down everything.

01:44:30.680 Cause she was so worried about getting ripped off.

01:44:32.080 This whole lady,

01:44:33.160 a store recommended me to me.

01:44:34.720 She couldn't find painters.

01:44:35.700 I wonder why she was just getting,

01:44:37.220 she was tire kicking.

01:44:38.040 And then she went and got her cousin or somebody to do it.

01:44:40.060 Her daughter,

01:44:40.720 a friend,

01:44:41.380 friend or something.

01:44:42.320 Right.

01:44:43.240 The other way I'm going around the house with her and writing everything down for

01:44:48.060 nothing.

01:44:48.580 Fuck.

01:44:49.080 Thanks for wasting my time.

01:44:50.660 Yeah.

01:44:51.360 Yeah.

01:44:51.720 Yeah.

01:44:51.960 That's bullshit.

01:44:53.500 Yeah.

01:44:54.200 For sure.

01:44:55.220 That's why I don't miss it.

01:44:57.480 Like you guys are saying,

01:44:58.660 put on your professional face,

01:44:59.940 you know?

01:45:00.480 Yeah.

01:45:01.240 Well,

01:45:01.520 the other thing too,

01:45:02.140 like a quote,

01:45:02.800 like when you send somebody a quote and then they agree to it,

01:45:05.020 that's like a contract,

01:45:06.000 right?

01:45:06.180 That's used to stating that this is the work that needs to be done.

01:45:09.280 This is the materials.

01:45:10.200 This is the cost of the labor,

01:45:11.420 the materials,

01:45:12.180 whatever else it's going to cost.

01:45:13.440 If I got,

01:45:13.900 if he asked to rent equipment or whatever it is.

01:45:16.100 And then when the customer agrees,

01:45:17.600 that's them agreeing to the contract.

01:45:18.820 And when you're doing that kind of work,

01:45:20.300 you almost always have to put in a caveat.

01:45:21.780 Like there might be unforeseeables.

01:45:24.660 Like once you rip a deck up or something like that,

01:45:27.100 or open up a wall or whatever that you didn't know it was going to be

01:45:30.160 there and you absolutely have to fix it or else you can't finish the

01:45:33.040 job.

01:45:33.380 Right.

01:45:34.080 So yeah.

01:45:36.280 It's hard.

01:45:36.920 There's always going to be variables.

01:45:37.780 And that's the thing.

01:45:39.300 In anything that can be applicable in so many aspects of life,

01:45:43.440 there's always going to be variables and you have to,

01:45:45.640 account for those variables.

01:45:46.960 Just because you have a plan doesn't mean that everything is going to go

01:45:50.460 according to that plan.

01:45:52.560 You have to plan for variables to occur.

01:45:56.900 This is why I just don't plan.

01:45:58.880 Yeah.

01:45:59.320 Well,

01:45:59.440 that doesn't mean either.

01:46:01.080 All right.

01:46:02.140 And to realize it doesn't mean you can't get to your goals.

01:46:04.760 It just means that,

01:46:05.600 you know,

01:46:06.120 it's going to be a little tougher than you thought it was going to be.

01:46:08.660 And that's how it's supposed to be.

01:46:10.460 Yeah.

01:46:10.680 It's a side quest.

01:46:12.240 It's an adventure.

01:46:13.420 Just because your adventure isn't exactly,

01:46:15.640 the way you thought it was going to be.

01:46:16.980 Doesn't mean it's not your adventure.

01:46:18.700 It just means your adventure is just a little bit more than you thought it

01:46:21.780 was going to be.

01:46:22.180 And again,

01:46:22.800 why does everybody think that their journey has to be what they like?

01:46:26.260 Life isn't what you expect.

01:46:27.620 It's going to be.

01:46:28.260 Life is just going to be what you make it.

01:46:30.460 So make it something.

01:46:31.920 Don't be something else.

01:46:33.680 Like it's very weird to me when people have a mentality.

01:46:36.340 It's like,

01:46:36.740 this is what I,

01:46:37.540 it's like that whole like vision of things and like manifesting things.

01:46:41.100 And I'm all for that in a sense of like being positive and putting forth,

01:46:45.060 like what it is that you're,

01:46:47.680 what,

01:46:47.920 how it is that you want to be,

01:46:50.600 put yourself out there in how you are.

01:46:53.100 Live life with love and,

01:46:55.700 and,

01:46:56.200 and,

01:46:56.560 and put like kindness as much as you can forward,

01:46:59.160 but don't do it in like a sense of you're like,

01:47:03.040 it's not out of obligation or it's not,

01:47:04.880 it's just like,

01:47:05.680 I don't know.

01:47:06.780 I feel like just people are.

01:47:08.180 It's spiritual bypassing.

01:47:09.820 Like when you look at it from the,

01:47:11.480 like the new age perspective,

01:47:13.100 for sure.

01:47:14.200 Um,

01:47:14.580 like,

01:47:15.460 like there's so much of that because people will literally like,

01:47:17.920 I knew people in the past and they would literally spend six to eight hours a day,

01:47:22.500 just fucking meditating.

01:47:23.680 Like,

01:47:23.820 like fucking psychopaths,

01:47:25.120 like absolutely doing no fucking action whatsoever.

01:47:27.520 It's like,

01:47:28.160 yeah,

01:47:28.880 it's good to find some peace and quiet,

01:47:30.340 but if you really know how to meditate really well or whatever the fuck you're doing,

01:47:33.080 you actually don't need to spend that much time on it.

01:47:35.180 You just move on.

01:47:37.540 Practice makes perfect.

01:47:39.260 Okay.

01:47:39.600 Like,

01:47:39.820 you know,

01:47:40.020 when I meditate,

01:47:41.060 literally the only time I have to fucking meditate is when my head hits that fucking pillow at night.

01:47:45.140 And I make sure I spend 20 minutes thinking about all the things I want to fucking do with my life and put myself to sleep on a positive note.

01:47:51.580 And that's how I fucking do it because the rest of my life is actions that are creating the reality that I want.

01:47:57.600 Intention for the next day.

01:47:59.100 That's what you should do while you're going to sleep is set your intentions for the following day,

01:48:03.800 whether it's whether it's your intentions.

01:48:06.160 I shouldn't say that.

01:48:06.740 Not necessarily for the following day,

01:48:07.960 but for the future.

01:48:09.380 Every time you like when you lay down before you go to sleep,

01:48:12.460 don't be thinking about what you were watching on TV or what you did all day.

01:48:16.160 What your mind should be focused on is literally that your future intentions,

01:48:21.080 whether it's for tomorrow,

01:48:22.360 for next week,

01:48:23.020 for next month.

01:48:23.920 Like if you want to tell Sarah to fuck off,

01:48:26.340 you know,

01:48:26.860 if you want to tell me to fuck off,

01:48:29.480 manifest that.

01:48:31.100 I manifest it every day.

01:48:33.020 Yeah.

01:48:33.260 You can just be like Johnny and message me that every single morning.

01:48:36.640 Just fuck you.

01:48:37.660 And then if I don't answer the fuck you text,

01:48:41.940 I get a phone call telling me to go fuck myself and why I shouldn't go fuck myself.

01:48:47.820 Or I'll ask her if she's still alive and then she'll reply and I'll be like,

01:48:51.280 fuck.

01:48:54.660 That my friends,

01:48:56.740 that's what siblings are for.

01:48:59.020 Well,

01:48:59.500 that's easy,

01:49:00.180 Koala.

01:49:00.440 Cause I don't have,

01:49:01.140 I make the shit up as I go along.

01:49:02.700 Right.

01:49:03.460 Everything's,

01:49:04.580 I don't plan.

01:49:05.420 Exactly.

01:49:05.820 Plans fuck up.

01:49:08.780 That's what happens.

01:49:09.700 So I'd rather just make it up as I go along and just kind of roll with the punches and see how shit goes.

01:49:15.100 Rolling with it is totally fine.

01:49:16.840 There's nothing wrong with being,

01:49:18.120 that's,

01:49:18.740 that's okay.

01:49:20.140 But you have to actually have plans in order to roll with it.

01:49:24.100 It's like this.

01:49:25.080 It's like this.

01:49:25.740 Okay.

01:49:26.020 Like everything is a choice.

01:49:27.940 Usually like people here,

01:49:29.620 we break things down into,

01:49:31.120 we have two choices.

01:49:31.940 There's actually a lot,

01:49:33.160 but like when we're making a choice,

01:49:34.760 we usually bring it down to two.

01:49:36.080 Right.

01:49:36.560 But also there's a third one,

01:49:38.520 which is do nothing,

01:49:39.480 which is also a choice.

01:49:40.680 And when you do nothing,

01:49:41.660 you kind of get picked up with whatever the fuck,

01:49:44.540 like on a wave of whatever the fuck they send you.

01:49:46.620 You know what I mean?

01:49:47.140 Like,

01:49:47.360 that's why it's important to make,

01:49:48.640 to make choices.

01:49:50.980 I can't,

01:49:51.680 I can't,

01:49:52.000 I don't know.

01:49:52.500 I'm not,

01:49:52.920 I'm not into writing everything down.

01:49:54.760 That's the problem.

01:49:55.340 No,

01:49:55.460 you don't have to write it down.

01:49:56.440 I don't write shit down.

01:49:57.360 I'm just talking to Kuala mama with her.

01:49:59.400 She couldn't live without her planner.

01:50:02.240 I mean,

01:50:02.800 I have,

01:50:03.260 I've like legitimately went out and got one of those fucking like big calendars that I can write shit on.

01:50:08.820 And it's like,

01:50:10.200 I buy it and then it just sits there and it doesn't fucking do anything.

01:50:13.840 Cause I'm like,

01:50:14.740 you need to mail it to bad hat and she will fill it out for you and then mail it back.

01:50:20.700 It's probably about it.

01:50:22.660 I was just like,

01:50:23.360 if you want me to help you plan,

01:50:25.440 I can help you plan because I have my day timer,

01:50:28.140 like my physical,

01:50:28.920 like I write it in a day timer and I actually coordinate the colors of my planner.

01:50:33.300 Jesus Christ.

01:50:34.440 The colors in my,

01:50:35.640 of my calendar where I put things like bills are blue plans with friends are yellow appointments are red.

01:50:44.800 Everything has a different,

01:50:46.380 so when it comes up in there and it's the same thing in my calendar.

01:50:49.140 You're insane.

01:50:50.500 No,

01:50:50.820 totally.

01:50:51.300 So I write it in those colors so that I know,

01:50:54.440 and I've always done it.

01:50:55.460 And I get the same planner every single year over and over again.

01:51:00.600 I can't even do a grocery list for fuck's sakes.

01:51:03.300 I have my grocery list in my planner.

01:51:06.000 All right.

01:51:06.420 I mean,

01:51:06.740 part of the reason I can't do it either is just cause yeah.

01:51:09.420 Okay.

01:51:09.640 Hold on.

01:51:09.980 I got to get that up there.

01:51:11.500 But yeah,

01:51:12.460 part of the reason I don't do a grocery list is simply because I don't even know what the fuck I

01:51:18.700 want to eat all week.

01:51:19.660 So it's like,

01:51:20.220 I just go out and I grab a bunch of shit and then I bring it home.

01:51:24.280 And then each day I try to figure out what I can do with all the shit.

01:51:27.380 That would be fucking chaos to me.

01:51:29.100 I plan out my meal.

01:51:31.620 Oh,

01:51:31.800 it's chaos.

01:51:32.100 It's chaos to plan it.

01:51:33.680 Totally.

01:51:34.220 You're going to have to pull it out of the freezer.

01:51:37.080 Yeah.

01:51:37.960 How can you just be like,

01:51:39.780 I don't know.

01:51:39.940 If I just did that,

01:51:40.940 like I would be dead.

01:51:42.240 Cause I only do my groceries for the week.

01:51:46.040 That's why I do it.

01:51:47.180 Every week I go out and I go back and get more stuff.

01:51:50.420 So I don't freeze anything.

01:51:51.840 You're not going to survive an emergency,

01:51:52.620 Johnny.

01:51:53.400 Do you know what I learned though?

01:51:54.600 Here's the thing,

01:51:55.380 Kaylee.

01:51:55.780 Here's the thing.

01:51:56.600 So there's,

01:51:57.020 there's two types of households.

01:51:59.460 There's ingredient households.

01:52:01.440 And then there's food households.

01:52:03.520 Yeah.

01:52:03.920 I'm a food household.

01:52:05.420 That's the difference between Johnny and I.

01:52:07.280 He has food.

01:52:08.760 I have ingredients to make food.

01:52:11.760 I'm an ingredient.

01:52:12.380 I grew up as an ingredient house.

01:52:14.780 Chris,

01:52:15.520 you're an ingredient house.

01:52:17.420 Salt and pepper counts,

01:52:18.660 I guess.

01:52:19.500 Yeah.

01:52:19.740 Right.

01:52:20.580 Michelle makes out of the trash.

01:52:22.980 You're an ingredient house.

01:52:24.280 It's the same thing.

01:52:25.380 Right.

01:52:25.680 Basically what I'll do though,

01:52:27.020 You don't eat pre-made burgers,

01:52:28.620 Chris.

01:52:28.780 You don't go to the fucking floor and buy frozen burgers.

01:52:31.340 I make stuff.

01:52:32.340 Neither do I.

01:52:33.460 I make my own burgers.

01:52:35.340 I make my own.

01:52:36.060 But like what I'll do though,

01:52:37.500 is I go and it's like,

01:52:39.160 okay,

01:52:39.700 I know what meats I like.

01:52:41.220 So I'll just fucking see what's on sale,

01:52:43.220 buy a bunch of meat.

01:52:44.760 And then when it comes dinner time,

01:52:47.260 I just look at,

01:52:48.180 okay,

01:52:48.440 what do I have here?

01:52:49.860 What can I put together with this?

01:52:52.240 That's,

01:52:52.760 that's the way I work.

01:52:53.840 You don't make the casseroles or shepherd's pies and then cut them up and

01:52:56.800 freeze them for later.

01:52:58.520 He makes perogie casserole,

01:53:00.240 you know?

01:53:01.080 I,

01:53:01.380 I would.

01:53:01.960 And yeah,

01:53:02.460 that perogie thing,

01:53:03.480 there'd never be leftovers.

01:53:05.660 There just isn't.

01:53:06.400 I can't allow that.

01:53:08.360 I got to eat it all right then and there.

01:53:11.620 I guess I got the habit of making stuff.

01:53:14.360 Like we'll,

01:53:14.660 we'll buy a bunch of burger.

01:53:15.980 I'll make a bunch of burgers.

01:53:17.060 It's just two of us.

01:53:17.800 I'll make fucking 10 burgers.

01:53:20.700 I'll make chili and then freeze the chili.

01:53:22.680 And then I got fucking chili.

01:53:24.200 So it's easier to take it out of the fucking freezer and put it in the pot,

01:53:26.840 put it on two,

01:53:27.920 put the lid on it.

01:53:28.680 And there's supper in an hour,

01:53:29.820 man.

01:53:29.960 And you're eating.

01:53:32.520 Yeah.

01:53:33.280 Yeah.

01:53:33.640 I'm just like,

01:53:34.240 whatever.

01:53:34.660 I just like,

01:53:35.680 I make sure that I've got ground beef in the house or maybe some pork chops

01:53:39.580 or a roast or whatever.

01:53:41.120 And then I just,

01:53:41.760 my point is,

01:53:43.680 my point is you don't like cooking,

01:53:45.980 but it's the opposite.

01:53:47.060 When you make big and then you freeze shit,

01:53:49.480 like you make a fucking,

01:53:51.180 I'll just,

01:53:51.580 right.

01:53:53.160 And you can freeze that shit.

01:53:54.360 Then you don't have to cook it again.

01:53:55.360 Then you just take it out of the freezer,

01:53:56.400 man.

01:53:56.540 Just add heat.

01:53:57.720 You know what I mean?

01:53:58.160 That's why I like to make ball,

01:53:59.340 like fucking soups and then freeze the soups.

01:54:01.840 I think Scotian lady felt bad.

01:54:03.640 For you and donated $10 there.

01:54:07.080 Friendship improves happiness and abates misery by doubling our joys and dividing our grief.

01:54:14.360 CRL.

01:54:15.440 That's yeah.

01:54:16.060 That's how you say it.

01:54:16.480 Cicero.

01:54:17.080 Cheers.

01:54:17.780 What?

01:54:18.140 What?

01:54:18.740 Cicero.

01:54:19.440 Whatever that is.

01:54:20.480 Sure.

01:54:21.960 Cheers.

01:54:22.660 And much love to dear friends now and far near and far here and gone.

01:54:27.580 Take care of yourselves and each other.

01:54:29.360 I don't know what the fuck bad hat seems in you, John.

01:54:32.220 Whatever.

01:54:33.340 I could tell you, but.

01:54:35.260 The dude can't read.

01:54:38.720 It's because it's small right here and my eyes are not, you know, not so good anymore.

01:54:44.880 Yeah, I know.

01:54:45.740 Sorry, Johnny.

01:54:46.400 I'm just seeing that.

01:54:46.860 I see some fire.

01:54:48.100 Yeah, right?

01:54:50.560 What is this?

01:54:52.060 It's the same as butt beef.

01:54:54.760 What?

01:54:54.960 What are you talking about?

01:54:57.840 The same as butt beef.

01:54:59.280 I think she made a typo.

01:55:01.080 What is butt beef?

01:55:01.860 Budding.

01:55:02.420 Budding.

01:55:02.780 What are you trying to say?

01:55:05.060 Something about budding.

01:55:06.260 What the fuck is budding?

01:55:08.320 Beauty?

01:55:09.220 Beauty?

01:55:10.560 Budding?

01:55:11.300 Budding?

01:55:11.920 I feel like.

01:55:12.400 What are we budding?

01:55:14.200 What is Johnny buddy?

01:55:15.640 What are we doing?

01:55:16.240 He is but frozen.

01:55:18.080 I think this should be a private conversation.

01:55:20.400 Yeah.

01:55:20.760 What are you doing?

01:55:21.620 It's a big conversation between the two of you.

01:55:24.060 This is, I don't know what's happening.

01:55:27.880 Buying.

01:55:29.180 Buying.

01:55:30.180 I see.

01:55:31.620 I don't like frozen beef though or frozen meat.

01:55:34.960 I don't know.

01:55:35.840 No, but you know what?

01:55:37.000 We've talked about this though before.

01:55:38.560 I like to buy things in bulk and I mean it's only me so I'm buying things in bulk and then

01:55:44.140 I'm cooking things in bigger quantities because cooking for one person is fucking retarded.

01:55:48.740 It is.

01:55:49.140 But then it all goes in the freezer.

01:55:51.440 Yeah, like I'll put it in the freezer if it's getting to the point of the expiry then

01:55:56.680 okay, yeah, sure.

01:55:57.660 Then I'll freeze it.

01:55:58.440 Um, like if I get a whole bunch of fucking ground beef and I don't feel like eating it

01:56:02.920 all before it's going to expire then yeah, all right, I'll freeze some.

01:56:06.000 No, like I buy it and then I'll freeze it out.

01:56:09.500 He's just fucking, he doesn't like frozen stuff.

01:56:11.540 Yeah, I don't.

01:56:12.660 I do not.

01:56:12.920 Oh my god.

01:56:14.280 And I don't like leftovers either.

01:56:16.500 Yeah.

01:56:16.980 You know what?

01:56:17.520 I know people that don't like leftovers and to me that's fucking weird.

01:56:20.500 Like I do all kinds of things with leftovers and I also, I don't like to throw things

01:56:25.240 out because legitimately, why?

01:56:27.680 Why?

01:56:28.720 I just make sure there isn't leftovers.

01:56:32.440 That's all.

01:56:33.780 Yeah, but I also don't need to gorge myself to the point of being uncomfortable because

01:56:38.180 I can put something in the freezer.

01:56:40.280 But I also don't mind buying something when it's on a deal either.

01:56:43.060 Like I see, I saw cheese the other day for 94 cents for an entire brick.

01:56:47.140 So I bought six.

01:56:49.040 Oh my god, Sarah.

01:56:50.540 Yes.

01:56:51.740 Do it.

01:56:52.660 Right?

01:56:53.100 It's like cream cheese, eggs, anything.

01:56:55.260 If you see that shit on sale, why the fuck wouldn't you?

01:56:58.640 Cream cheese never fucking goes bad, okay?

01:57:00.840 I had cream cheese out on the counter in the fucking cardboard package for like two weeks.

01:57:05.220 I opened the shit up.

01:57:06.580 Didn't smell bad.

01:57:07.400 Didn't taste bad.

01:57:08.060 I ate that shit and it did not make me sick.

01:57:10.420 Good, because I got some in the fridge right now that says it's past the expiry date and

01:57:14.300 I was like still debating you, isn't it?

01:57:15.920 Open that shit up and give it a smell.

01:57:18.540 If it smells fine and it looks fine, the shit's good.

01:57:21.280 You know how much preservative they put in that shit, Johnny?

01:57:23.740 Yeah, right?

01:57:24.720 I can can cream cheese into a jar like from the grocery store and put it on my shelf.

01:57:29.320 And it's good for like two years.

01:57:31.120 I'm afraid where it is.

01:57:33.660 Absolutely.

01:57:35.060 Absolutely.

01:57:35.940 Leftovers are for peasants.

01:57:37.520 Yeah.

01:57:37.720 And see, this is what I find funny because it's like there's leftovers where it's like

01:57:42.820 leftover ground beef and stuff from like burgers or whatever.

01:57:45.680 And it's like, well, let's make this or whatever.

01:57:47.560 Yeah.

01:57:49.240 If you guys understood how much fucking work it takes to make one pound of beef or like

01:57:54.480 one fucking zucchini or whatever, you would know why you don't throw that shit out.

01:57:58.780 I never throw anything out.

01:58:00.540 Why do you throw it out?

01:58:01.380 I don't throw it out.

01:58:02.900 I eat it.

01:58:03.860 Eat it before it goes past expiry date.

01:58:06.000 Why would I make three pounds of beef in one sitting and act like that?

01:58:09.720 Why would I make three pounds of egg?

01:58:12.120 It's good.

01:58:13.200 Sorry.

01:58:13.680 It's one.

01:58:14.060 It's abnormal.

01:58:15.540 Nah.

01:58:16.340 Your butthole.

01:58:17.500 Because things are cheaper involved too, right?

01:58:19.360 Your butthole will agree with me because I can assure you that your blood sugar and cholesterol

01:58:25.340 level and butthole are like...

01:58:27.740 Oh, probably.

01:58:28.400 They can eat fucker portions for a human instead of a fucking horse.

01:58:33.520 There's a good chance.

01:58:36.620 There's a good chance.

01:58:37.960 Good chance.

01:58:39.740 I think we're going to wrap her up though.

01:58:43.160 I think Derek just went so...

01:58:44.680 Did he?

01:58:45.140 He appears to be...

01:58:46.520 He appears to actually be live.

01:58:48.960 I don't know.

01:58:49.520 Maybe he's got a gasp.

01:58:50.620 He'll be going so...

01:58:52.340 Cool.

01:58:52.800 Well, cheers, man.

01:58:53.520 Yeah, he's got...

01:58:54.280 I think it's...

01:58:55.220 Who is on there with him?

01:58:56.600 Well, this was fun, guys.

01:58:58.200 Yeah.

01:58:59.300 Oh, he's got Henrik.

01:59:00.160 All right.

01:59:00.680 Yeah.

01:59:01.300 I'll get on to here then.

01:59:02.380 Is he?

01:59:03.020 All right.

01:59:05.500 Bye.

01:59:05.840 Love you.

01:59:06.540 Bye.

01:59:07.120 Love you.

01:59:07.920 Love y'all.

01:59:09.180 All right.

01:59:09.680 Get the fuck out of here.

01:59:11.540 Later.

01:59:11.900 Later.

01:59:11.960 You gotta turn the camera off or...

01:59:22.700 Get the fuck out of here.

01:59:24.420 I'll strap shoes on my feet.

01:59:26.440 Got to find a reason.

01:59:29.480 Reason things went wrong.

01:59:32.100 Got to find a reason why my money's all gone.

01:59:36.340 I got a damnation

01:59:38.980 I can stick it high

01:59:41.300 I can play the guitar

01:59:44.020 Like a

01:59:44.760 Life is

01:59:57.680 So love the one you got

01:59:59.480 Cause you might get run over

02:00:00.780 Or you might get shot

02:00:02.180 Never start on static

02:00:03.300 I just did it off my chest

02:00:04.800 Never had to battle with my bulletproof

02:00:06.780 Take a small example

02:00:08.300 Take a little bit from me

02:00:09.640 Take all of your money

02:00:10.840 Give it up to charity

02:00:11.920 Love is what I got

02:00:13.380 It's within my reach

02:00:14.620 And the soft lifestyle

02:00:15.720 Still straight from long beach

02:00:17.040 It all comes back to you

02:00:18.260 You're bound to get what you deserve

02:00:19.700 Try and test that

02:00:20.900 You're bound to get served

02:00:22.240 Love's what I got

02:00:23.440 Don't start or I got

02:00:24.660 You'll feel it when the dance gets hot

02:00:26.620 Love is what I got

02:00:30.340 I said remember that

02:00:32.120 Love is what I got

02:00:35.420 I remember that

02:00:37.220 Love is what I got

02:00:40.440 I said remember that

02:00:42.240 Love is what I got

02:00:45.440 Why I don't cry when my dog runs away

02:00:50.180 I don't get angry at the bills I have to pay

02:00:52.640 I don't get angry when my mom smokes me

02:00:54.780 Hits the bottle and goes right to the road

02:00:57.320 Hit and ride and it's all the same

02:00:59.940 Living with Louisville is the only way to stay sane

02:01:02.520 Let the lovin', let the lovin' come back to me

02:01:06.840 Lovin' is what I got

02:01:25.580 I said remember that

02:01:27.420 Lovin' is what I got

02:01:30.700 I remember that

02:01:32.460 Lovin' is what I got

02:01:35.740 I said remember that

02:01:37.520 Lovin' is what I got

02:01:40.720 I got

02:01:41.220 I got

02:01:41.840 I got

02:01:42.480 I got

02:01:44.480 I got

02:01:47.420 I got

02:01:49.540 I got that for us

02:01:50.160 So that's

02:01:51.140 See, but

02:01:53.260 We're done there

02:02:05.740 We're done there

02:02:08.180 We're done there

02:02:08.900 We're done there

02:02:09.320 All right

02:02:09.700 There's a lot of people

02:02:10.780 We're done there

02:02:11.540 We're done there

02:02:12.220 We're done there

02:02:13.360 We're done there

02:02:14.120 We're done here

02:02:15.220 We're done there

02:02:16.060 So that's

02:02:16.420 good

02:02:17.280 But

02:02:17.580 Do

02:02:19.080 We're done there

02:02:19.340 We're done there

02:02:20.720 So that's

jonnyrawton - September 07, 2025

Sunday Night FAFO! - v6wg0yq

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