Juno News - September 03, 2022


Reacting to 1 STAR ArriveCan reviews


Episode Stats

Length

4 minutes

Words per Minute

197.54944

Word Count

919

Sentence Count

2

Hate Speech Sentences

2


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 the arrive can app is topping charts left and right it cannot be stopped it cannot be contained
00:00:05.680 canadians are just loving this app rave reviews everywhere it's got over 550 000 reviews it's got
00:00:13.280 it's got a four and a half star rating on the app store the arrive can app has more reviews on the
00:00:17.600 app store than snapchat twitter amazon disney plus google maps and gmail chart topping numbers
00:00:27.360 record-breaking numbers for the arrive can app and what i wanted to do was since this is starting
00:00:32.480 to catch on people are starting to ask themselves hey wait a second i thought i thought canadians
00:00:36.320 hated this app i thought this was like the worst thing ever it is it is this arrive can app which
00:00:40.880 as we know and as i've said many times in the show is nothing more than a government loyalty test this
00:00:45.520 app is designed to track your data to determine your vaccination status to figure out how much
00:00:51.840 you travel and to really see who is a loyal servant to the state are you going to bow down
00:00:57.040 take orders and do whatever justin trudeau tells you to do or are you going to be one of those
00:01:00.720 canadians that says no this is unconstitutional there should be no barriers of entry to my returning
00:01:05.760 to my country which is absolutely accurate this arrive can app as many canadians know is a disgrace
00:01:10.960 it is a national embarrassment so i want you to do something here take out your phone and first off
00:01:15.360 if arrive can is on your cell phone if it's downloaded on your phone immediately delete it from
00:01:19.360 your phone that's the first thing you got to do next thing you got to do is open up the app store
00:01:23.200 if you've got an iphone open up the app store whatever google play if you're on a samsung or
00:01:27.120 android open up the app store and because they have an iphone we're going to do the iphone thing
00:01:31.440 so take a look at this this is what it looks like on the iphone right now when you open up the app
00:01:35.920 you've got four and a half stars 567 000 ratings and four and a half stars does that sound right to you
00:01:44.960 guys does that does that even sound like it's possible does it even sound possible that arrive can has
00:01:51.680 more reviews than google maps and with 567 000 reviews they have a four and a half star rating
00:01:58.000 so i decided let me see these reviews because there's no way there's no possible way that you've
00:02:03.520 got these long you know glowing reviews five star reviews for this wonderful app this this wonderful
00:02:08.960 app that is definitely not invasive of your privacy that is definitely not a constitutional violation
00:02:13.600 and so sure enough i checked these reviews and take a look at this this is what it looks like right
00:02:20.000 now see you hit see all first one you've got is this four star review okay but then everything else
00:02:28.560 you've got this one here total tyranny from one year ago to have to complete this to say go to the
00:02:33.360 u.s for an afternoon and return home for four hours later as a fully vaccinated citizen is tyranny
00:02:39.280 app solves nothing one star legislatively forced on us this app solves nothing do yourself a favor and
00:02:44.800 don't travel to canada glowing reviews one star second rate typical government piece of junk next
00:02:52.640 one canada you are so disappointing one star this is not the canada i grew up in show me your papers
00:02:59.120 one star clown world clown emojis trudeau clown emojis perfectly summarizes everyone's experience on
00:03:08.000 two stars intrusive app this app is another way for the canadian government to track people and impede
00:03:13.120 personal freedom next review one star government overreach utterly invasive and difficult to navigate
00:03:19.200 app ridiculous that our society has come to this over an over exaggerated super flu next rating two
00:03:24.720 stars horrible abuse of power next rating ridiculous next rating dumb next rating one star trudeau is the
00:03:32.640 worst there you go overwhelming support for the wonderful arrive can app can't you just see the glowing
00:03:38.400 reviews people are raving over this thing they just can't stop using it they love it
00:03:42.880 this is the kind of thing that sends people mad because almost every person i bet you talk to
00:03:46.880 about the arrive can app all say the same thing as all these reviews that you can read on the apps
00:03:51.360 for yourself one star people hate it it's government tyranny it's government overreach and it's a tracking
00:03:56.480 tool so how could there possibly be more reviews on this app than any of these other apps and how could
00:04:02.640 it be four and a half stars how could that even be possible like i don't even know if people who actually
00:04:07.520 like what the government is doing appreciate the app do you think a lot of people maybe they do because
00:04:12.080 some of these people are nuts some of these people these these coven zealot freaks who just force
00:04:16.320 everyone to wear n95 masks and uh what go crazy maybe those people love it and they and they actually
00:04:22.560 like the app but part of me even thinks some of these people just wish we didn't have it in the first place
00:04:27.120 uh something seems a little fishy with the arrive can app ratings