Juno News - September 30, 2024


What's wrong with these people？


Episode Stats

Length

12 minutes

Words per Minute

172.23181

Word Count

2,230

Sentence Count

3

Misogynist Sentences

2

Hate Speech Sentences

3


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 i have started stealing though oh you know i've heard of friends
00:00:03.380 either just ringing out everything is bananas 4011 that's the code for it
00:00:07.960 the number one shoplifter that he's apprehending or stopping is senior citizens
00:00:20.460 that's that's that doesn't break your heart right then i don't know what else does
00:00:30.000 now before we begin the show i feel i have to acknowledge the sacred importance and deep
00:00:37.460 historical value of canada's national day for truth and reconciliation sometimes known as
00:00:43.420 orange shirt day other times known as canada's national surfing day this is a day where
00:00:49.560 government bureaucrats and those extremely hard-working politicians in ottawa get to take
00:00:54.420 yet another day off of work put on an orange t-shirt and pretend to care about indigenous
00:00:59.160 canadians never mind the fact that fully half of all indigenous children still live below
00:01:04.240 the poverty line and many of them still do not have access to clean drinking water today our
00:01:09.440 government bureaucrats get to wear an orange t-shirt and feel like they're making a difference
00:01:13.500 also it's important that they get the day off of work because we really wouldn't want to be
00:01:17.500 overworking government bureaucrats after all we know that forcing bureaucrats to work in the office
00:01:22.660 a whopping three days a week is tough enough already the new policy most federal government
00:01:28.360 employees will have to work an additional day a week in the office now up to three days of their
00:01:33.440 own choosing starting next week so on this fake commemorative holiday where our government pretends
00:01:39.060 to care about indigenous canadians make sure you take the time to reconcile with all of the awful
00:01:44.640 crimes you are personally responsible for as a settler on stolen land
00:01:49.420 all right with that out of the way let's get to the business of the day you know it's no longer
00:02:06.360 just indian international students stealing from canada's food banks shoplifting among not just young
00:02:12.560 canadians but even seniors is now so prevalent and so common that young canadians with steady incomes
00:02:19.060 are now admitting to shoplifting and laughing about it on podcasts like this take a listen
00:02:25.400 everyone's poor we're all poor everything is expensive i have started stealing though oh yeah go on
00:02:31.800 sorry galen weston you know i've heard of friends either just ringing out everything is bananas
00:02:36.600 4011 that's the code for it the grocery store code and you're typing it in uh i've also heard of
00:02:43.000 people grabbing the little paper bags that you put mushrooms in and filling it with fancy cheese
00:02:48.560 oh yeah never use a basket oh always use a tote bag so you you fill up the tote bag you get to
00:02:57.740 the self-checkout you just empty the tote bag oops did i leave the most expensive item in there
00:03:04.060 and forget to pay for it like you know you realize when you're at home of course right um but then
00:03:09.600 it's too far to go back that's right how ridiculous is it that cost of living canada's
00:03:13.180 got so bad that we're just sitting here on a comedy podcast just fully just being like 15 years ago
00:03:17.180 people be like you deserve to go to jail that is so untaxful now everyone's like yes you do today
00:03:22.900 as well i think that's the important part this is still criminal it's not really a funny thing
00:03:29.960 unless you're like these people get them yeah i know it's not even about the excitement because
00:03:36.100 before when i would steal it would just be like you know this is exciting i'm doing something wrong
00:03:40.560 you know it's like i actually will die if i don't steal this chicken no in canada you can get food for
00:03:47.260 free by going to a food bank that is of course if you don't line up behind an international student who
00:03:53.100 happens to take all the food for themselves but you won't go hungry in canada you won't die of
00:03:57.280 starvation sure you might not get your fancy french cheese at the food bank but you at least
00:04:04.600 won't go hungry but there's a reason why people choose to line up at the food bank instead of going
00:04:09.900 to a grocery store and stealing from that grocery store because not only is it illegal but it's morally
00:04:16.780 wrong obviously they have morals people have a sense of shame and embarrassment something these
00:04:23.760 two comedians clearly do not have but life in our country is now so bad and so difficult young
00:04:31.080 people are barely scraping by and they are resorting to shoplifting and they don't really care because
00:04:37.420 crime all around them is increasing so why would they care about admitting to shoplifting on a podcast
00:04:43.240 it's not like they're gonna get arrested or face punishment for it and it's not just young
00:04:47.580 canadians doing this seniors sometimes in their 70s and sometimes in their 80s are having to shoplift
00:04:54.160 having to steal from the grocery store because they can no longer afford to buy food i used to own a
00:04:59.180 security firm and i have a lot of friends who do loss prevention and stuff like that there's a
00:05:03.940 there's a grocery store right around the corner from here their number in this writing in this writing
00:05:10.000 okay they're number one and my friend works loss prevention the number one shoplifter that he's
00:05:18.540 apprehending or stopping is senior citizens that's that's that doesn't break your heart right then i
00:05:28.740 don't know what else does and i said don't i said what what are you talking about he said ned i don't
00:05:34.240 know if i don't know if i can do this job anymore he wasn't that i'm having to stop
00:05:37.700 80 year old 75 82 year old men women they're stealing food and when i stop them they say i can't i can't
00:05:50.120 afford to eat what what do you what do you want me to do totally something that happens in a normal
00:05:54.520 country it's like the canadian people are literally regressing under this current government our culture
00:06:00.420 is regressing stealing from the grocery store is not something that normal people would casually be
00:06:07.200 joking about and admitting to in a morally healthy country seniors wouldn't have to be stealing from
00:06:13.640 the grocery store in a normal functioning country it is not something that the canadian public would
00:06:19.780 generally tolerate or accept but it's happening now in canada and it's a common occurrence like i said
00:06:25.940 before in a morally healthy country this wouldn't happen but that's what we're dealing with here this
00:06:31.820 is a moral crisis life is now so miserable and so difficult for so many canadians that we are losing
00:06:38.640 our moral anchors and we are culturally regressing take a look at some of the comments under this video
00:06:44.400 of these two comedians if we can even call them that these are the holier than thou virtue signaling
00:06:50.400 progressive types who vote for socialist marxist policies then steal when the inevitable results
00:06:55.840 of said policies occur i've heard this from multiple sources regular citizens just blatantly
00:07:01.020 stealing groceries commies feel entitled to other people's stuff so they have no problem stealing
00:07:06.460 i don't know what's worse the stealing or the cringe podcast comedy both should be criminal offenses
00:07:12.220 now i don't really know what it is about this guy i can't quite put my finger on it but something
00:07:16.320 tells me he's not going to die if he doesn't get that stolen chicken also you have to be a certain
00:07:22.540 level of stupid to admit to stealing on a podcast that many people are going to see good luck on your
00:07:29.040 next attempt trying to get your stolen chicken from loblaws or your fancy imported french cheese
00:07:35.880 the fastest way i know to get a picnic basket here's an idea maybe just pay for the chicken and this is
00:07:43.740 not just happening in canada's large cities it's happening everywhere in our country canadian families
00:07:48.620 are having to go hungry in the northernmost parts of labrador and in canada's large urban centers for
00:07:55.900 example in nane labrador the northernmost part of labrador the cost of food skyrocketed 62 percent
00:08:03.420 from 2011 to 2021 forcing families to skip meals in order to put food on their table for their children
00:08:09.740 in 2022 24 percent of canadian children were living below the poverty line close to 1.8 million children
00:08:18.620 in canada in 2022 lived below the poverty line oh and as of the summer of this year 25 percent of
00:08:25.100 canadians were experiencing poverty so when fully 25 percent of your people of canadians are experiencing
00:08:31.740 a poverty-like standard of living what on earth is the government doing giving away billions of dollars
00:08:37.100 in foreign aid giving ukraine 13 billion dollars importing millions of people into this country when your
00:08:45.020 own people are going hungry when 1.8 million children are living in poverty and i hate to bring
00:08:51.020 you even more bad news but you already all knew this the people that we are bringing into canada are
00:08:55.820 not exactly the best and the brightest you've seen the videos of the international students from india
00:09:01.740 stealing from the food bank and telling other students how they can also steal from the food bank
00:09:07.420 but take a look at this video here because this is another level we've got a foreigner presumably from
00:09:12.620 india but i can't exactly be sure he goes to a canadian grocery store and in an attempt to save less than
00:09:21.180 a dollar per apple swamps out the stickers on cheaper apples to more expensive apples so that
00:09:27.420 he can save a few bucks by buying more expensive apples and he films it on social media and posts it
00:09:34.940 for others to do the same like i said they really aren't the best and the brightest but we already
00:09:40.540 all knew that take a look at this video here 249 or which on a 349 or which i don't want to do
00:09:47.660 a 249 or on a 349 or on a 349 or on a 349 or on an anti-agastica model on a patchy are to lay long
00:09:55.820 unbelievable what are these people doing in our country honestly take a look at these comments
00:10:05.980 deport him immediately is this where canada is going the quality of people we bring in is
00:10:11.180 unfathomable we need pierre pauliev back in charge this scumbag is stupid enough to videotape
00:10:17.180 and post his activism his face should be posted at all grocery stores with the quote prohibited from
00:10:23.100 entry and then there was this video that also emerged on social media of a delivery driver
00:10:29.180 in whitby ontario who as he was approaching the house to drop off some booster juice decided to
00:10:36.620 spit in the drink and leave the drink on the porch for the customer because that is just totally a
00:10:43.740 normal thing to do take a look at this video i'm spitting in my drink why did you this is for my son
00:10:49.660 my two-year-old son why would you spend my drink so sorry sir why why i want to know why you did it
00:10:58.540 for what we tipped you what's the problem an absolutely insane situation in whitby ontario
00:11:04.540 canada when a man sees his door dash driver spitting in his smoothie as he approaches his front door he
00:11:10.380 went back to check the doorbell footage and sure enough the delivery man did in fact spit in the smoothie
00:11:16.060 intended for his child i mean seriously what would compel somebody to do that to actually do that
00:11:22.300 to somebody this person presumably came to canada recently his english does not seem to be very good
00:11:28.620 at all so clearly he wasn't born here so he's a guest in our country he's a guest in our country and
00:11:33.500 he treats a canadian like this who literally gives him money who gives him money for a service but in
00:11:38.220 response he decides to spit in the food that he's delivering with his children in the back seat what
00:11:42.860 are these people doing who are we bringing into this country there should be no tolerance for this
00:11:46.780 behavior like there should be no tolerance for stealing from the grocery store canadians are
00:11:51.340 going hungry canadians are getting poorer we have no business bringing in millions of people we have
00:11:57.020 no business sending out billions of our own money to foreign nations that will never return the favor to
00:12:03.260 canada and we certainly have no business tolerating people who refuse to follow the rules who make jokes
00:12:11.260 about stealing from the grocery store you know i can remember when stealing from the grocery store
00:12:15.900 was shameful i can remember when we didn't have international students teaching other foreign
00:12:20.620 students how to steal and rob from the poor in this country i can remember when we didn't have
00:12:26.460 delivery drivers from foreign nations spitting in food whatever happened to that country that's the
00:12:31.820 country i want to live in that's the country i want to raise my children in that's the country that i
00:12:35.660 think all of us want to live in because this this just isn't it all right everyone that's gonna do it
00:12:41.980 for us today on the show thank you so much for tuning in my name is harrison faulkner and this is ratio