JustPearlyThings - May 24, 2023


21 year old Girl Has 200 Bodies!!!!


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10 minutes

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1,858

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234

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Misogyny

9

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In this episode, we talk about how many times we've had a threesome in a 72 hour period, and how many in a 14 day period. We also talk about the time we had a foursome in the back of a Honda Civic.

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00:00:00.320 Wait, so counting Johnny Sins, how much?
00:00:08.400 Or sorry, not just...
00:00:09.480 With the porn industry?
00:00:10.580 Including?
00:00:11.160 In 14 days, I've had five shoots in 14 days before,
00:00:16.760 and one of those shoots was a threesome, so seven.
00:00:22.080 Word?
00:00:22.900 Okay.
00:00:23.540 What about you?
00:00:24.460 What's the most in 72 hours?
00:00:27.160 I mean, I think three and three.
00:00:28.840 Three and three?
00:00:29.660 Yeah.
00:00:30.340 72 and Fortnite, what about you?
00:00:31.820 One.
00:00:32.860 For both?
00:00:33.580 Yeah.
00:00:33.960 Okay.
00:00:34.620 By Ronique, what's up?
00:00:36.960 None, honey.
00:00:37.900 I ain't had no dick since September.
00:00:41.740 It's dry, and it's a hard desert.
00:00:44.000 I ain't never had no Fortnite, whatever.
00:00:46.580 Our toys are tired.
00:00:47.700 Nothing.
00:00:49.360 Dry.
00:00:51.240 Rip, okay.
00:00:52.480 So wait, are you talking about how many people you've hooked up with
00:00:55.680 within a 72-hour period?
00:00:57.180 Throughout your whole life, and then also a
00:00:59.660 14-day period?
00:01:01.380 Throughout my whole life, I've already been over this.
00:01:02.960 I don't know my number.
00:01:04.920 Are you talking about, like, my body count?
00:01:05.780 No, like in a 72-hour period.
00:01:07.520 Oh.
00:01:09.220 Like in 72 hours?
00:01:10.820 Yeah, like at the most.
00:01:12.940 Probably two.
00:01:14.460 Wait.
00:01:15.520 Chat, really quick.
00:01:16.500 Wait.
00:01:16.720 Two in the 72 hours?
00:01:17.420 Unless you're talking about threesomes, because I was in a polyamorous relationship with a
00:01:21.180 female at one point in my life, and that was the last relationship I was in. 1.00
00:01:25.140 Sure.
00:01:26.520 Okay.
00:01:27.360 Yeah.
00:01:27.660 Oh, by the way, chat, can you let me know, did Flanlife gift 50?
00:01:31.840 Did he gift 50?
00:01:32.720 Because if so, we need to do a fit check.
00:01:34.820 Did we get a 50 gifted, chat?
00:01:36.480 Hello?
00:01:37.380 Okay, and so in a Fortnite, two?
00:01:40.520 How many?
00:01:40.980 Three?
00:01:41.320 No, I said, are we counting threesomes?
00:01:44.520 Because I had an ex-girlfriend.
00:01:45.740 Sure.
00:01:46.200 Okay, because I had an ex-girlfriend, we had a threesome with, well, it's still the same
00:01:54.260 girl, so do I count the same girl twice?
00:01:56.460 No.
00:01:56.720 No.
00:01:57.120 No, no, no.
00:01:57.640 Just one time.
00:01:58.560 Okay, then still two, because, yeah, still two.
00:02:01.500 Okay, we can skip Mikayla, because, yeah. 0.96
00:02:06.720 One, I've only ever been with my husband, so.
00:02:08.520 Really?
00:02:08.960 Yeah.
00:02:09.420 Okay.
00:02:09.760 That's impressive.
00:02:10.560 I highly, hey, I highly recommend it.
00:02:13.140 Yeah.
00:02:13.980 You're waiting.
00:02:14.760 I highly recommend it.
00:02:15.940 Highly recommend it.
00:02:16.600 Really stressful otherwise.
00:02:18.720 So you said, so like, I don't know, I think my.
00:02:21.120 72 hours and then 14 days.
00:02:22.940 When I was like 19, I had a foursome with three girls in the back of my Honda Civic, and then,
00:02:27.160 I don't know, so I say 72 hours, probably like five.
00:02:29.920 I was so young.
00:02:30.920 Okay.
00:02:31.200 How do you fit into a Honda Civic?
00:02:32.860 I don't know, man.
00:02:33.840 It was fucking.
00:02:34.620 I think I was crammed like a clown car.
00:02:36.860 That's a fucking twister.
00:02:37.980 We were all really skinny.
00:02:39.000 We were drunk as shit.
00:02:40.080 There was some in the front, some in the back, and the little car.
00:02:42.220 Oh, my God.
00:02:42.320 It was great.
00:02:43.200 How do you comfortably eat a girl out? 1.00
00:02:44.560 It was not comfortable.
00:02:45.460 We were drunk as shit.
00:02:46.940 I don't even know if we did it correctly.
00:02:48.180 I just know that coochies were touching. 0.85
00:02:49.140 Somebody was falling out of the window.
00:02:51.980 Yeah.
00:02:52.360 Somebody got to come from, like, the roof end.
00:02:54.600 Yeah, the sunroof.
00:02:56.080 She's right in the sunroof.
00:02:57.960 Two weeks?
00:03:00.020 I don't know.
00:03:01.500 Archduke Franz Ferdinand back there.
00:03:03.360 Do you want to answer this?
00:03:05.480 Are we doing a fit check?
00:03:06.640 I got one.
00:03:07.740 Just one?
00:03:08.540 Yeah.
00:03:08.760 In a fortnight?
00:03:10.460 Yeah, one.
00:03:10.980 14 days?
00:03:12.320 Yeah.
00:03:13.400 You sure about that?
00:03:14.360 Yeah.
00:03:14.640 Okay.
00:03:14.920 All right.
00:03:16.340 We have American Grizzly.
00:03:17.660 Thank you for the 50.
00:03:18.140 By the way, just a reminder, Reed is $199 and up.
00:03:25.100 Okay.
00:03:25.520 So, Pearl.
00:03:27.460 Pearl, one.
00:03:27.960 I was going to say.
00:03:28.700 One.
00:03:29.480 All right.
00:03:29.840 So, we're going to go around the table on this.
00:03:33.720 Well, first off, to show of hands, should body count matter?
00:03:37.640 Oh, I'm so tired of having a conversation.
00:03:41.120 Oh, my God.
00:03:42.300 No.
00:03:42.700 Are we raising it if we think it should?
00:03:44.040 Not at all.
00:03:45.600 Raise if you think body count.
00:03:47.940 No, raise your hand if you think body count shouldn't matter.
00:03:51.140 Should not matter.
00:03:53.700 Raise them high.
00:03:54.520 Raise them high.
00:03:55.700 I'm like, there's an in-between raise.
00:03:58.320 I mean, it's like to a certain degree.
00:04:00.960 To a point.
00:04:01.280 There's a line where it's a concern.
00:04:04.000 Should matter?
00:04:04.820 Shouldn't matter?
00:04:06.200 Obviously, my dumb ass is going to say it shouldn't matter.
00:04:09.080 Okay.
00:04:09.580 Well, so, with that said, for those of you, well, we're going to ask everyone, but if
00:04:15.900 body count shouldn't matter, what's your body count?
00:04:18.840 We've already been over this.
00:04:20.000 I don't know my number.
00:04:20.620 I'm not so fucking weirdo.
00:04:22.100 New stream.
00:04:23.360 Okay, I'm not a weird high school boy that keeps it in my notes.
00:04:27.160 But you know it's over what?
00:04:29.200 I know it's definitely over, like, 50, probably over 90.
00:04:34.340 Probably over 150?
00:04:35.820 Definitely not over 150.
00:04:36.680 You said, last time you said.
00:04:37.940 I don't think it's, like, I don't know.
00:04:40.120 Like, I wouldn't say it's fucking, like, 200.
00:04:42.340 Like, I feel like that's crazy.
00:04:43.680 Throw her under the bus. 0.98
00:04:44.640 Come on, guys.
00:04:45.260 Dude, I've been.
00:04:46.540 I think it's about 200, including men and women.
00:04:52.520 Yes.
00:04:56.160 That was last time.
00:04:57.720 Wait, how old are you again?
00:05:00.260 21.
00:05:01.780 When did you start having sex?
00:05:04.860 Pearl's going in.
00:05:06.040 I consensually started having sex when I was 15.
00:05:11.700 15.
00:05:12.240 So this is all in six years.
00:05:14.460 That's not that.
00:05:16.200 I don't think it's 200.
00:05:18.340 I honestly don't think it's anywhere close to 200.
00:05:21.480 I think it's more close to 100.
00:05:22.640 But that doesn't make it better.
00:05:23.840 Even if it's, like, 100, do you feel like sex has changed for you since you, like, had a lower body count to a higher?
00:05:29.660 Or do you feel like it's the same?
00:05:30.680 Yeah.
00:05:31.340 I think sex has definitely changed for me from probably, like, when I was in a polyamorous relationship.
00:05:41.340 I think that that changed my perspective of sex a lot because I was deeply in love with somebody.
00:05:48.120 And I kind of changed my way of, like, what I thought I wanted in a relationship to appeal to them because I wanted them to be with me so badly that I was willing to watch them, you know, enjoy other people with me, which isn't something that I was originally, like, super okay with in hindsight in the beginning.
00:06:13.660 And, like, now that I've kind of, like, clearly experienced things, I think for me eventually, I'm not saying, like, right now or in the near future, I don't know what the future holds for me.
00:06:28.220 But I just wouldn't say, like, I'm going to not want to, like, chill and then settle down eventually and find the right person.
00:06:37.400 But I'm also, like, aware that, like, me coming on the internet and broadcasting something that most people are not comfortable sharing, like, a lot of women will sit there and lie and just completely manipulate their narrative into being, oh, my body counts super fucking well. 1.00
00:06:53.740 I've never been that type of person that's not going to, I'm bold as fuck.
00:06:56.900 I will say, I'll hold my truth.
00:06:58.580 Like, I do not care.
00:07:00.360 Like, at least, at least I don't lie about what I'm saying.
00:07:04.240 Oh, my God.
00:07:06.100 Sweet two, thank you for the 20 gift to continue, continue.
00:07:08.720 Out of, out of the, like, roughly 100, 150.
00:07:12.540 Whatever.
00:07:13.240 200.
00:07:13.880 Yeah, whatever it is.
00:07:14.980 How many, I'm just curious, how many would you say you loved?
00:07:19.680 Um, probably only, like, probably only, like, five.
00:07:28.200 Wow.
00:07:28.640 Wow.
00:07:29.520 And I probably didn't hook up with, um, I probably didn't hook up with, like, a good, like, 80 of them again.
00:07:37.320 Like, most of it was just, like, one night stands.
00:07:39.640 How many would you say you enjoyed?
00:07:41.560 Like, percentage-wise.
00:07:42.400 Probably, barely, anyway.
00:07:43.700 Probably, like, probably, like, 20 to 30 percent.
00:07:47.940 Or number.
00:07:49.320 Like, number.
00:07:50.460 Okay.
00:07:50.880 Wait, so before we continue on talking about that.
00:07:52.720 And probably most of that 30 people were women. 0.95
00:07:55.600 Oh.
00:07:55.800 Before we continue talking about that, I want everyone else to give their answer.
00:08:01.440 So, let's go start here and then move our way around.
00:08:06.140 For body count?
00:08:06.760 Yeah.
00:08:07.180 35.
00:08:08.000 35?
00:08:08.640 Including?
00:08:09.280 Including porn.
00:08:10.160 Including porn.
00:08:10.820 I haven't been in the porn industry for that long.
00:08:12.200 What about excluding porn?
00:08:14.040 Excluding porn?
00:08:14.720 I think it's 25.
00:08:17.820 Wait, so only, you've only worked with 10 guys?
00:08:20.100 I've only worked with 10 guys.
00:08:21.200 Okay.
00:08:21.600 Um, I've reshot with a lot of them.
00:08:24.080 Sure.
00:08:24.440 I mean, God, I don't want to, like, lie.
00:08:29.220 I don't know that I honestly know the number.
00:08:32.500 I would say, if I was going to guess, like, around, like, 20.
00:08:36.660 Remember, I'm the old lady here.
00:08:38.660 But I definitely went through periods of being more sexually, like, fucking promiscuous or empowered or whatever.
00:08:45.320 Explorative.
00:08:46.520 Sure.
00:08:46.660 Um, but yeah, I would say around there, but honestly, I don't know.
00:08:49.120 Like, I, I don't know.
00:08:51.580 Around 20?
00:08:53.620 I mean, it could be less.
00:08:56.460 15?
00:08:56.840 Could be more.
00:08:57.260 20?
00:08:57.880 Could be more.
00:08:58.760 Could be more.
00:08:59.240 We don't know.
00:09:00.180 Kind of like your original 25, five year old.
00:09:03.680 I think in the range of that, but like, um.
00:09:06.020 Wait, can you just scoot into the table?
00:09:07.080 I mean, yeah, and counting women, more than that.
00:09:11.240 So I'd say men.
00:09:12.120 Sure.
00:09:12.660 Wait, can you just scoot into the table and have the mic on the table?
00:09:14.980 What about you?
00:09:15.500 Um, same.
00:09:16.860 I'm not 100% sure on how many, but either 30 or 40s.
00:09:22.660 Not what you said in the car.
00:09:24.060 What did she say in the car?
00:09:25.180 Elle, throw her under the bus. 1.00
00:09:27.200 Everyone said throw me under the bus. 0.99
00:09:28.820 Yeah, what did she say in the car, Elle?
00:09:29.760 What said at the house?
00:09:30.740 What did she say in the car?
00:09:32.000 We're going to have a house fight when we get home.
00:09:35.280 It's going to be a long drive home.
00:09:37.080 You want me to start naming names?
00:09:39.180 No.
00:09:39.780 No?
00:09:40.940 What did you say in the car?
00:09:42.320 What did you say in the car?
00:09:43.200 Wait, here.
00:09:43.920 You don't say anything.
00:09:44.560 Just go like this for how many.
00:09:47.920 I'm pretty sure this girl did not say that low of a number in the car.
00:09:51.660 I could have sworn your ass said 45 or 50.
00:09:54.480 Didn't I just say somewhere like 30s, 40s?
00:09:57.740 That's not 45 or 50.
00:09:59.500 Okay.
00:10:00.400 So wait, it's 50?
00:10:01.540 I don't know.
00:10:03.000 I know.
00:10:03.420 I just really don't know.
00:10:04.700 Yeah, it could be.
00:10:06.300 Hold on just a sec, guys.
00:10:07.760 It's okay, girl.
00:10:08.560 I just, I just want to put myself in the car.
00:10:10.320 You need to stop the MF cap.
00:10:13.540 What did it say?
00:10:14.260 Wait.
00:10:14.760 Okay, 40-year-old.
00:10:15.980 You need to stop the MF cap.
00:10:18.360 I think he's saying he thinks you're 40.
00:10:21.600 I don't think you're 40.
00:10:22.700 Are you 40?
00:10:23.780 Are you 40?
00:10:24.080 I'm not 40.
00:10:24.560 I'm not 40.
00:10:25.200 By the way, into the mic, please, if you can.
00:10:27.840 Believe it or not.
00:10:29.400 Okay.
00:10:31.140 Yeah, you guys are going to have a very interesting car ride back.
00:10:33.620 Yeah, thank you for that.
00:10:34.300 Well, I'm actually staying here.
00:10:35.800 Oh, you're staying here?
00:10:36.420 Yeah, my boyfriend goes to school here.
00:10:37.940 He goes to UCSB?
00:10:38.900 Yeah.
00:10:39.820 Oh, convenient.
00:10:40.740 Oh, we should have you on the show more often.