JustPearlyThings - May 03, 2023


Andrew and Tristan Savagely Roast Matt Shea

Hosted by
Hannah Pearl Davis
Mentioned
Nicholas King Andrew John Tate Geek Super Chats Nicole Jerome Pearl Chad Jump
Male Only Fans Model Makes Himself Look Stupid Pearl Gets Physically Attacked By A Drunk Feminist

Episode Stats


Length

10 minutes

Words per minute

144.43

Word count

1,554

Sentence count

201

Harmful content

Misogyny

2

sentences flagged

Toxicity

17

sentences flagged

Hate speech

10

sentences flagged


Summary

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In this episode of the podcast, we have a finance party, a very important interview with a very famous journalist, and we talk about a bunch of other stuff. Also, we find out that we are the brokies.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 later. Is Andrew going out to meet us? Yeah, who are you? Matt. This is Matt. And he looks.
00:00:08.320 From the BBC. All right, I'm gonna let you know. He asked you to win. Okay. What? He asked you to win.
00:00:16.720 Be right back. Thanks. Good morning. Anyone breakfast? Yeah, I'll have breakfast.
00:00:29.040 I got very important to you today. What? Did you see how many brokies? Wow, I guess my audience is broke. God damn. Damn. 1.00
00:00:40.160 We need to have a finance meeting. What's going on here? Yeah, let's get some finance people on here. 0.99
00:00:46.960 Yeah, we're gonna put a finance party. I mean, don't ask me your blessing because we spend money like it's water.
00:00:52.340 You know what I mean? Yeah, like we just buy. Oh, he's not a brokie. Thank you, John. 1.00
00:00:58.780 Come on, John. Yeah, me and Blessing just, we just swiped that credit card, you know.
00:01:05.020 Nicole, Nicholas King. That's so sweet of you. Thank you, Nicholas King. Thank you, Nicholas King.
00:01:11.180 You know, two people are reaching, the rest are brokies, you know. You know, at least we have two, 1.00
00:01:16.620 you know. Oh, another one. I assume your audience is mostly just above six-figure average guys like
00:01:23.420 me. Thank you. I assumed so, too, until I saw this chat.
00:01:29.660 A lot of, yeah, a lot of brokies. Yeah. You know, but it's all right. All right, 1.00
00:01:34.460 we're gonna continue. We'll continue. Don't put a dollar in there. Jesus. A dollar?
00:01:39.020 Okay, I'm sorry, but at a dollar, you might as well not send anything.
00:01:42.220 Hey, that's all he can afford, you know what I mean? He knows his level. It's okay, you know.
00:01:49.260 Oh, they gifted five memberships. Thank you, Jerome. I guess we have no war room members in here.
00:01:55.740 Yeah, you know, they can't afford the war room, so they come to Pearl's chat.
00:01:59.820 You know. Yo, they come, man. You know what I mean? Like, you know, they need some war room content.
00:02:08.780 Yeah, you know. You know, we'll sponsor the boxing match, too.
00:02:13.020 All right, thank you. A very important interview today with a very renowned, esteemed,
00:02:20.300 well-known journalist called Matt Shea. As you can see, I'm dressed for the occasion.
00:02:26.300 I think you can see him standing outside my house right there.
00:02:31.020 He's filming her. He's filming her. That's interesting.
00:02:34.700 Where is he? Here he is. Here he is up. Please come in.
00:02:39.420 We got a brokey, but broken, broken, but trying. Thank you. Chad is spending all the money on weed
00:02:46.780 and ha-ha-ha. Thank you, Super Chats. I'm gonna let the video play for a second, though,
00:02:50.940 so I'm gonna try to screenshot these so I see them.
00:02:53.020 Yeah, we need a security system. Like, Tate's like, this is...
00:02:57.020 Yeah, we need to... We don't even have a kickout, Cam.
00:02:59.900 Yeah. Yeah.
00:03:01.660 Maybe we're brokies.
00:03:03.340 Yeah, you know, I think the conclusion is that we are, in fact, the brokies.
00:03:08.380 Yeah. Tate, help us out. 0.99
00:03:10.380 Come, come.
00:03:11.740 Another interview? Please?
00:03:14.060 Geek! Geek! What a dork! Imagine being... Imagine going to school as a kid.
00:03:26.220 Okay.
00:03:26.780 And everyone's like, you're a geek. You're a nerd. Okay. 0.98
00:03:30.060 You're a dork. And then you grow up. And they were right. 1.00
00:03:34.060 Oh, that's so funny.
00:03:39.100 That's Matt Shae's reality.
00:03:40.380 I watched one of his interviews about a drug in Colombia, and he was sniffing cocaine in the interview.
00:03:46.940 I was gonna say, are they doing a live reaction while he's weighing outside to the interview?
00:03:52.060 That's Matt.
00:03:54.860 Talking about how the drug people aren't actually that bad at the same as the cocaine people.
00:04:00.460 But then he does hit pieces on good people. 1.00
00:04:03.020 Christian, he is a dork, a nerd, and a geek. 1.00
00:04:08.940 DMG. 1.00
00:04:10.140 He's DMG!
00:04:11.660 DMG!
00:04:12.380 I haven't heard of it. I haven't seen a DMG in person.
00:04:14.300 And you know what's amazing?
00:04:15.420 What? 1.00
00:04:16.780 His stupid ass didn't do what me and you would have done. 1.00
00:04:19.660 Jump on a jet and fly somewhere. 1.00
00:04:22.060 No.
00:04:22.620 He went to the airport, checked in with their economy.
00:04:28.300 Hey, hey, we gotta travel somehow.
00:04:30.780 All right, let's not.
00:04:33.420 Let's not, you know.
00:04:36.780 I'm manifesting.
00:04:37.820 I'm gonna be on a jet with tech one day.
00:04:41.580 Listen, this is getting sad at this point.
00:04:44.140 I'm manifesting, man.
00:04:45.900 I don't believe in the word manifesting.
00:04:47.580 Ah, that's a discussion for another day.
00:04:51.020 That's another day.
00:04:51.660 All right, all right.
00:04:52.460 All his bags, all the thing.
00:04:54.140 Dude, quickly, let's wait in line for security. 1.00
00:04:57.180 Dude, he went through all that shit at 4 a.m. this morning to come here and stand outside my house like a dickhead. 0.99
00:05:04.620 I wonder how much of his annual salary at this cost. 1.00
00:05:09.020 Well, what are you calling me?
00:05:11.580 I'll let him know I'm having my breakfast. 0.99
00:05:13.500 So he has to fucking wait. 0.99
00:05:15.660 He's calling me. 0.99
00:05:16.300 He certainly will.
00:05:17.980 He's still there.
00:05:19.980 Did he have chocolate?
00:05:24.060 I have to ask you what?
00:05:25.260 I'm sorry.
00:05:26.380 Why is he here to do anything?
00:05:29.980 About?
00:05:30.300 About the most famous man in the world, the most influential man in the world, the world who owns the culture.
00:05:34.860 The person who's going to save planet Earth.
00:05:36.620 Me.
00:05:36.860 Of course, I decided to choose an interview with him to boost his career because he was so honest the last time I gave him a chance.
00:05:44.380 So this is Vice Episode 2.
00:05:46.460 Yes, it is.
00:05:47.260 But this time, I'm... 0.98
00:05:48.460 This man is a straight savage.
00:06:05.020 Do you think he's going to go out at all? 0.83
00:06:07.580 Nah.
00:06:07.980 Nah.
00:06:09.660 Yeah.
00:06:09.980 Yeah.
00:06:10.380 I'll do the same thing as well.
00:06:11.980 After you make a hit piece.
00:06:14.220 Make your way.
00:06:14.860 Yeah, yeah.
00:06:15.420 I just want everyone to know that I have taken names of everybody that's done hit pieces on me.
00:06:21.980 We've taken names.
00:06:23.660 Yeah.
00:06:25.260 And some of you guys' channels are not doing well right now.
00:06:28.540 Some of y'all aren't doing well.
00:06:29.820 And we got a video coming.
00:06:34.060 Yeah.
00:06:34.460 You know what?
00:06:34.940 I'm really excited to give my side of the story for that whole thing.
00:06:41.020 If you know, you know, I'm really excited to give my side of all these people doing dishonest journalism.
00:06:53.340 Clipping us.
00:06:54.300 Clipping us.
00:06:55.340 Making us look mad, but it's okay.
00:06:57.820 It's okay.
00:06:58.460 It's all right.
00:06:59.260 We're very compassionate people.
00:07:00.780 Yeah.
00:07:02.540 I mean, you got to get paid somehow, you know, but it's a bit sad, but well.
00:07:07.740 Anyways.
00:07:08.220 Yeah, broke you.
00:07:09.260 Broke you. 0.82
00:07:17.500 It's going to be great.
00:07:19.420 D-N-G. 1.00
00:07:20.460 This is D-N-G, man. 1.00
00:07:22.620 That's not D-N-G. 0.97
00:07:23.420 He had his dance.
00:07:24.140 This is my interview.
00:07:24.860 This is all I have to say to him.
00:07:29.980 Oh,
00:07:36.860 Oh
00:07:45.100 So I spoke quick, Andrew.
00:07:46.220 He said he's tired right now.
00:07:48.380 now okay and like uh give him his chocolate yep okay we can give it to him once we're sat down to
00:07:57.980 do the interview this has to be the most someone has ever spent for a delivery of chocolates
00:08:11.260 should we they paid all them flight tickets to deliver chocolates i'm telling you he's not
00:08:15.980 gonna come out you know it's crazy you know it's crazy what a bride what oh there's one one person i'm
00:08:26.540 shouting out in the chat loyal guy who this guy called brighton oh thank you brighton you know
00:08:35.420 it's crazy it's crazy how he's gonna feel like the victim after all of this but really you deserve
00:08:44.060 this you had this coming i'm really excited to watch this just like they're just yeah just like
00:08:49.100 there's certain people that may feel like they're victims at a certain video we have coming out soon
00:08:53.020 but you know what i don't want to hear anything yeah
00:09:02.060 oh red pill bachelor coming awesome yeah there's a um yeah there's a red pill batch so we are in fact
00:09:08.860 releasing since we um support content creators here at just pearly things we will be releasing all
00:09:16.060 footage from any red pill bachelor that has been shot i won't name names but any um you know request
00:09:24.220 to not post it is very inconsiderate to um all of the other content creators involved my staff that they
00:09:31.900 cared so much about that was a genius piece of work you know that blessing is still waiting to hear
00:09:39.420 back from aren't you all the people that were so concerned about you you're still waiting i want my
00:09:45.420 chocolates i'm sad yeah yeah he's so sad and he also um it's crazy it's such a horrible work environment
00:09:55.420 that you with these horrible contracts that you went in accepted all the job offers you were offered
00:10:01.580 right listen i want my chocolates my conditions here are quite amazing but i want my chocolates yeah
00:10:08.380 yeah yeah yeah so um as an apology those content creators feel free to send chocolate you know what i mean
00:10:14.700 yeah chocolates yeah yeah yeah but you know we won't name names we don't name names here
00:10:20.700 nah nah we mind in that video anyways um stay tuned coming up soon coming up so i'm excited
00:10:26.940 have a rapey bachelor coming off very very good as many of you know i was just banned on tick tock
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