JustPearlyThings - August 29, 2023


Average Woman Has The Most Unrealistic Requirements


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10 minutes

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00:00:00.000 What, to you, woman A, woman B,
00:00:02.800 would you rather take the woman who had an abortion
00:00:04.760 because she doesn't want to have children out of wedlock
00:00:06.600 or the woman who chose to not have an abortion
00:00:08.540 but now she's a single mother?
00:00:09.700 Which one's more viable in your eyes?
00:00:11.100 I'll pick neither.
00:00:12.140 No, but if you had to choose.
00:00:14.200 No, but choose.
00:00:15.960 I wouldn't pick a woman that's had an abortion.
00:00:17.660 Hold on, but I'm giving you...
00:00:19.640 I wouldn't pick a woman that's had an abortion.
00:00:20.600 So you choose a single mother?
00:00:21.440 Yeah, I'd rather choose a single mother.
00:00:21.920 So you would rather choose a single mother
00:00:23.920 over a woman who's had an abortion?
00:00:25.680 I would tell her.
00:00:26.960 Because she understands the importance of human life.
00:00:29.180 Exactly, yeah.
00:00:30.120 And she could abort your kid.
00:00:31.520 I just think you're going to abort mine as well.
00:00:33.020 I would tell my brother to pick the single mom
00:00:34.260 over a chick who's had an abortion.
00:00:35.620 She'd kill her kid.
00:00:36.260 What's she going to do to you?
00:00:37.120 Exactly.
00:00:37.840 I just think she's going to abort your kid.
00:00:39.580 That's the one thing we're supposed to do.
00:00:40.740 Love our kids.
00:00:41.760 Well, I think if she...
00:00:43.380 I mean, like...
00:00:45.440 I thought of one more thing.
00:00:46.780 I thought of one more thing.
00:00:49.060 STDs.
00:00:49.500 A woman that has had an STD before.
00:00:52.120 But we get that...
00:00:53.400 People get that from...
00:00:54.900 It's both parties.
00:00:56.560 It's not just...
00:00:56.940 Yeah, but I know.
00:00:57.580 No, but you're to the new party and he's picking.
00:01:00.160 Like, this is how men think.
00:01:01.360 All right, ladies, first you think.
00:01:02.700 She's had an STD before.
00:01:04.820 Is she now a B?
00:01:06.260 Raise your hand.
00:01:07.700 C?
00:01:08.300 Raise your hand.
00:01:10.100 D?
00:01:10.700 Raise your hand.
00:01:12.280 No, we got it.
00:01:12.740 We got a F.
00:01:13.760 Raise your hand.
00:01:15.180 All right.
00:01:15.820 So the guys aren't...
00:01:17.820 Yeah, I don't know.
00:01:18.400 I would say B.
00:01:19.140 All right.
00:01:19.580 I would say B.
00:01:20.320 You would say B.
00:01:21.280 You would say F.
00:01:22.320 You would say what?
00:01:23.220 F.
00:01:23.680 What would you say?
00:01:24.340 Do you have an answer?
00:01:25.800 And B.
00:01:26.980 All right.
00:01:27.400 B, B, F.
00:01:29.520 Yeah.
00:01:30.060 It's curable.
00:01:30.380 She's cured.
00:01:31.280 No, she's fine.
00:01:32.460 Actually, wait.
00:01:33.360 Can we define...
00:01:33.980 You've got STD and you've got STI.
00:01:35.320 You know, we're going to do...
00:01:36.100 We're going to do...
00:01:36.780 Yeah, I...
00:01:37.400 I would say STI is a B.
00:01:40.100 STD is a...
00:01:41.080 What's a B?
00:01:42.000 Just to confirm.
00:01:42.520 I don't even know the difference.
00:01:43.920 Well, one's just an infection.
00:01:45.220 The other's a disease.
00:01:45.920 Okay, you know, fine.
00:01:46.720 We're going to say curable STD and non-curable.
00:01:49.200 Fine.
00:01:49.740 We're going to break it up.
00:01:51.000 We're going to break it up.
00:01:51.960 But there's a big difference between the infection and then the natural disease.
00:01:55.540 Yeah.
00:01:56.800 Talking about lack of ease.
00:01:58.460 I do not know what's going on.
00:01:59.860 I don't know what this stuff.
00:02:02.040 I'm going to do...
00:02:02.880 All right.
00:02:03.060 So, curable STD she's had before.
00:02:05.420 Who says B?
00:02:06.460 I would say B.
00:02:07.200 You'd say B.
00:02:08.040 All right.
00:02:08.200 Who says C?
00:02:10.140 You'd say B?
00:02:11.180 B, B.
00:02:11.700 You would say...
00:02:12.160 What would you two say?
00:02:13.100 B.
00:02:13.480 C.
00:02:14.060 What would you say?
00:02:15.240 F.
00:02:15.920 All right.
00:02:16.940 This averages at, like, what, a C?
00:02:19.080 Because you two said B.
00:02:20.380 I don't know.
00:02:20.800 We'll do STD.
00:02:22.640 All right.
00:02:23.240 Non-curable STD or STI, either or.
00:02:27.340 Would you guys agree?
00:02:29.180 Okay.
00:02:30.120 Okay.
00:02:30.680 Now to the men.
00:02:32.100 Non-curable STD.
00:02:33.960 Is she a...
00:02:34.920 B?
00:02:35.540 Raise your hand.
00:02:36.820 C.
00:02:37.800 Non-curable.
00:02:38.980 C.
00:02:39.180 Non-curable.
00:02:40.100 Oh, yes.
00:02:40.620 Anyone say anything other than an F?
00:02:43.320 Nope.
00:02:43.780 Okay.
00:02:44.680 All right.
00:02:45.060 Curable.
00:02:45.560 She's had an STD before, but it's curable.
00:02:48.200 Is she a B?
00:02:49.360 Yeah.
00:02:50.320 All right.
00:02:50.800 He says B.
00:02:51.420 Is she a C?
00:02:53.460 Is she a D?
00:02:56.060 Okay.
00:02:56.460 Is she an F?
00:02:57.020 Ooh, okay.
00:02:59.320 What would you guys say the average?
00:03:00.380 That's like a D average, I'd say.
00:03:01.860 Yeah, probably, yeah.
00:03:02.360 It's got a B.
00:03:02.720 Okay.
00:03:04.240 All right.
00:03:05.140 Again, this is how men think.
00:03:07.540 So if you want to rate yourself, ladies, this is what we can look at.
00:03:10.820 We can look at what the men said.
00:03:12.400 We'll get to the men.
00:03:13.020 If you slept with more than five people, you're at least a C.
00:03:16.240 If you are 20 pounds overweight, you're at least a C.
00:03:20.460 If you've slept with over 10 to 15 people or had an STD.
00:03:23.740 And now you can know that when we say we're settling for a man, we're not really.
00:03:28.360 We're actually lucky to get one.
00:03:30.140 Thank you, everybody.
00:03:33.480 Are we doing, should we do the men?
00:03:35.480 I feel like it would be very quick.
00:03:36.620 Should we do men?
00:03:37.140 Yeah, we'll do very quick.
00:03:37.920 Sure, sure.
00:03:38.320 Just put money in, eh?
00:03:40.400 Did you just say put money in there?
00:03:42.280 Put money in there.
00:03:42.860 Put money in there.
00:03:44.440 Yeah.
00:03:46.400 It's only fair to do the men in there.
00:03:47.720 Yeah, we can do the men.
00:03:49.760 They'll be more enthusiastic as well to do the men.
00:03:52.020 Yeah.
00:03:52.900 Look at the smile.
00:03:55.860 It's time for revenge.
00:03:57.280 I told you, 5-11, F.
00:03:59.780 All right.
00:04:01.280 Let's go, ladies.
00:04:02.820 No, no, go first.
00:04:03.960 Let's see.
00:04:04.200 Let's see.
00:04:04.800 Hold on.
00:04:05.780 Men first.
00:04:06.520 All right.
00:04:06.960 Men first.
00:04:07.500 All right.
00:04:09.060 No, can we do the women first?
00:04:11.120 Only because women always switch their answers for the group.
00:04:14.320 That's true.
00:04:14.840 Yeah, that's true.
00:04:15.820 That's why I want to do the...
00:04:17.300 Okay.
00:04:17.860 All right.
00:04:18.420 So he makes $45,000 a year.
00:04:21.860 Is he an A?
00:04:22.860 Raise your hand.
00:04:24.180 Is he a B?
00:04:25.100 Raise your hand.
00:04:26.360 Is he a C?
00:04:27.340 Raise your hand.
00:04:28.200 C.
00:04:28.840 C.
00:04:29.100 I'd say C.
00:04:30.240 Oh, wait.
00:04:30.560 This is...
00:04:30.840 She tried to hide it, though.
00:04:32.580 Okay.
00:04:33.580 Wait.
00:04:34.060 45,000 pounds.
00:04:35.360 Sorry.
00:04:35.900 This is...
00:04:36.260 C.
00:04:36.600 Yeah, C.
00:04:37.180 C.
00:04:37.500 All right.
00:04:38.060 C?
00:04:38.960 Everyone see them?
00:04:39.540 C.
00:04:39.700 Okay.
00:04:42.040 You got crazy.
00:04:43.900 Do you know the percentage of your hands above that?
00:04:46.320 Oh, I know.
00:04:46.960 It's going to be delusion.
00:04:47.920 But just wait.
00:04:48.840 All right.
00:04:49.260 So, all right, guys.
00:04:50.240 That's like a high advisor, I think.
00:04:52.780 All right.
00:04:53.420 So...
00:04:53.740 Looks like a teacher's wage.
00:04:54.880 All right.
00:04:55.140 He's five...
00:04:56.740 No, I'm teaching the state five.
00:04:57.680 He's five...
00:04:59.300 No.
00:05:00.280 Let's say he's six foot.
00:05:01.560 Is he an A?
00:05:02.480 Raise your hand.
00:05:03.640 What?
00:05:04.220 I don't really care about...
00:05:05.300 No, no.
00:05:05.780 But we're rating here.
00:05:06.980 Okay.
00:05:07.320 Six foot.
00:05:08.060 Raise your hand if you think he's an A.
00:05:10.020 Raise your hand if you think he's a B.
00:05:11.720 B.
00:05:12.020 B.
00:05:12.200 B.
00:05:12.400 B.
00:05:12.500 Sorry, sorry.
00:05:13.100 Sorry.
00:05:13.620 All right.
00:05:14.440 All right.
00:05:14.680 He's six foot tall.
00:05:16.220 Is he an A?
00:05:17.180 A.
00:05:17.640 A.
00:05:17.880 Yeah.
00:05:18.240 All right.
00:05:20.480 So, he's five...
00:05:21.100 All right.
00:05:21.380 So, he's...
00:05:22.740 Six foot.
00:05:23.860 All right.
00:05:24.180 When does he become a B?
00:05:25.800 At 5'10", is he a B?
00:05:27.920 Yeah.
00:05:28.500 Probably.
00:05:29.500 Okay.
00:05:30.980 All right.
00:05:31.800 When does he become a C?
00:05:33.200 Five nine.
00:05:34.040 Five nine.
00:05:35.300 One inch, you know.
00:05:37.280 One inch.
00:05:38.000 I didn't say like five eight.
00:05:40.580 No, but the thing is, though, can you see how ruthless she is with the men, though?
00:05:43.560 No.
00:05:43.980 No.
00:05:44.580 I would say five eight.
00:05:46.000 I'm just saying.
00:05:46.940 I'm just saying.
00:05:47.580 Wow.
00:05:47.760 Cutthroat.
00:05:48.940 Okay.
00:05:49.560 No.
00:05:50.080 Hey, ladies, do you think, boys?
00:05:51.260 What do you think is a D?
00:05:52.640 What do you think is a D?
00:05:53.540 Five eight?
00:05:54.120 Five seven?
00:05:54.840 I would say five seven, yeah.
00:05:56.320 Five seven.
00:05:56.920 I mean, not reasonable.
00:05:58.100 Five five.
00:05:58.900 Come on.
00:05:59.380 Five five.
00:06:00.300 I don't even mean five five.
00:06:02.180 Five five, then.
00:06:03.140 I don't think I've met a guy that's five five.
00:06:05.580 You just don't see them, honey.
00:06:07.220 Yeah, because they're invisible to you.
00:06:10.180 That's true.
00:06:10.820 So, you're right?
00:06:11.720 You're right?
00:06:12.380 I'm doing so.
00:06:12.980 Right.
00:06:13.560 Okay.
00:06:14.500 So, what is an F?
00:06:16.380 Oh, is he a five three or something?
00:06:18.240 No, five.
00:06:19.020 Oh, like five two.
00:06:20.260 Five four.
00:06:20.760 If you're shorter than me.
00:06:22.700 I think she's being more accurate, though, to be fair.
00:06:24.740 I feel like it would be like every inch would bring you down.
00:06:27.080 Yeah, because I'm five four.
00:06:29.240 I can't be with someone five two.
00:06:31.180 I wouldn't even respect you.
00:06:33.300 I wouldn't even look at you.
00:06:34.540 Okay.
00:06:35.400 All right.
00:06:36.340 So.
00:06:37.060 Sorry, guys.
00:06:37.740 Honesty right there.
00:06:38.800 Income.
00:06:39.320 Income.
00:06:39.920 What is a B?
00:06:41.940 All right.
00:06:42.320 So, this is in pounds.
00:06:43.660 So, 55,000 pounds.
00:06:46.180 We're...
00:06:46.660 65,000 pounds.
00:06:49.300 75,000 pounds is a B.
00:06:51.440 Yeah, around 75.
00:06:52.720 Okay.
00:06:53.440 Okay.
00:06:53.840 Easy consent.
00:06:54.800 I would say 100,000 pounds is a B.
00:06:58.120 Because we're going to have to go into the millions and not say A.
00:07:00.500 You have to be more realistic.
00:07:02.140 Yeah.
00:07:02.920 If you knew the numbers, you'd just say A.
00:07:03.900 I would say A.
00:07:04.760 I would say A.
00:07:05.480 70, A, T, 5.
00:07:06.560 Let them do that.
00:07:07.380 All right.
00:07:07.600 All right.
00:07:07.960 All right.
00:07:08.880 All right.
00:07:09.100 So, all right.
00:07:20.940 So, you said 100,000, but they all said 75,000.
00:07:24.120 So, we're going to stick even over a little.
00:07:26.180 All right.
00:07:26.540 What is an A?
00:07:27.140 How much?
00:07:28.180 500,000.
00:07:29.580 500,000 is an A?
00:07:31.100 Oh, no, no.
00:07:31.620 Shh.
00:07:32.560 Okay, okay.
00:07:33.180 If you guys want to...
00:07:33.900 I need you to stop.
00:07:34.860 I need you.
00:07:35.740 I don't believe...
00:07:36.620 I don't know.
00:07:37.900 I would say like...
00:07:39.060 Half a mil.
00:07:39.840 Half a mil.
00:07:40.960 All right.
00:07:41.140 You say half a mil.
00:07:42.160 What do you say?
00:07:43.180 I would say 100,000.
00:07:44.800 100, okay.
00:07:45.820 I'd say six figures as well.
00:07:47.340 100.
00:07:48.440 100,000 is A.
00:07:49.800 100,000 ain't even that much.
00:07:51.520 I mean, in a while.
00:07:52.300 Six figures.
00:07:52.980 A year.
00:07:53.340 Six figures is a million.
00:07:54.460 Yeah, a year.
00:07:55.540 That's not that much.
00:07:56.160 Okay, what's a lot to you?
00:07:59.680 200?
00:08:02.160 If you're pushing a mil a year, then you know what I mean?
00:08:04.940 Okay, so to you, a million a year is an A?
00:08:08.540 Okay.
00:08:08.960 To be more reasonable, yeah.
00:08:10.040 To be more reasonable.
00:08:10.940 Okay.
00:08:12.800 Everyone, go ahead.
00:08:14.280 I would say...
00:08:15.280 I would change my answer now.
00:08:17.220 All right, we got...
00:08:18.020 I want to do like 400.
00:08:19.200 Yeah, because I feel like...
00:08:20.700 We're going to do half a million.
00:08:21.780 Half a million.
00:08:23.020 Yeah, half a million.
00:08:25.880 Realistically, though.
00:08:27.340 Wait, wait, wait.
00:08:27.880 Can we get the covers?
00:08:28.600 You can't tell the difference in terms of like what they're spending on.
00:08:31.120 Realistically, a guy who's got half a mil and a mil,
00:08:33.600 realistically, you won't be able to tell the difference.
00:08:35.260 Okay, okay.
00:08:36.000 Oh, my God.
00:08:37.280 He's getting hot in here.
00:08:38.960 He's getting hot.
00:08:39.640 He's getting hot.
00:08:40.420 My bad, my bad, my bad.
00:08:41.620 I need the men to stop influencing this because it's going to irritate me.
00:08:46.260 Okay, so, all right.
00:08:48.040 So, we got height.
00:08:49.600 All right, let's talk about how good he is in bed.
00:08:52.240 Now, we should all be virgins, so we shouldn't know the difference.
00:08:54.640 Yeah, we don't know anything.
00:08:55.880 We're in 2023.
00:08:58.820 So, all right, if a guy is just, is, let's say a guy is really good in bed,
00:09:06.400 that brings him to an A.
00:09:09.280 Now, if he's bad in bed, what does that bring him down to?
00:09:12.120 F.
00:09:12.880 F?
00:09:13.500 What do you say?
00:09:14.200 If he's bad in bed, what does it bring him down to?
00:09:16.400 No, I don't care.
00:09:17.600 Don't care?
00:09:18.180 No, okay.
00:09:18.660 So, you say he's still an A.
00:09:23.660 You say he's an A.
00:09:24.560 Yeah, yeah, you know what?
00:09:25.740 Okay, cool.
00:09:26.240 But it's settled.
00:09:27.100 C.
00:09:27.600 C is my settling.
00:09:29.820 I don't have a preference.
00:09:31.200 No, no, no, no.
00:09:31.800 But if you have sex with him, it's bad.
00:09:34.880 All right, it's not okay, it's bad.
00:09:36.740 We can try again.
00:09:37.500 I don't care.
00:09:38.180 He's still an A.
00:09:38.700 How fall down does he go?
00:09:41.980 C.
00:09:43.500 I'll take C.
00:09:44.740 All right, so you say, you said F.
00:09:46.820 Let's stop changing it.
00:09:47.500 No, no, see?
00:09:48.420 Because I have to think critically here.
00:09:51.000 Do you know what I mean?
00:09:51.660 All right, C, C.
00:09:52.920 She says still an A.
00:09:53.880 What do you think?
00:09:54.580 Someone that's five foot five normally would be bad in bed.
00:09:57.720 So I'll put out the...
00:09:59.160 Wow.
00:09:59.960 A D.
00:10:00.240 How do you know?
00:10:01.320 How do you know?
00:10:02.760 Not from my past experience, but...
00:10:05.000 All right.
00:10:06.740 So, all right.