JustPearlyThings - August 29, 2023


Average Woman Has The Most Unrealistic Requirements


Episode Stats

Length

10 minutes

Words per Minute

191.57327

Word Count

1,943

Sentence Count

386

Misogynist Sentences

18

Hate Speech Sentences

13


Summary

In this episode, we talk about abortion and STD's and how men think about them. We also talk about weight gain and how women should have sex with more than one partner and how a woman who has had an STD before should be considered a B or a C.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 What, to you, woman A, woman B,
00:00:02.800 would you rather take the woman who had an abortion
00:00:04.760 because she doesn't want to have children out of wedlock
00:00:06.600 or the woman who chose to not have an abortion
00:00:08.540 but now she's a single mother?
00:00:09.700 Which one's more viable in your eyes?
00:00:11.100 I'll pick neither.
00:00:12.140 No, but if you had to choose.
00:00:14.200 No, but choose.
00:00:15.960 I wouldn't pick a woman that's had an abortion.
00:00:17.660 Hold on, but I'm giving you...
00:00:19.640 I wouldn't pick a woman that's had an abortion.
00:00:20.600 So you choose a single mother?
00:00:21.440 Yeah, I'd rather choose a single mother.
00:00:21.920 So you would rather choose a single mother
00:00:23.920 over a woman who's had an abortion?
00:00:25.680 I would tell her.
00:00:26.960 Because she understands the importance of human life.
00:00:29.180 Exactly, yeah.
00:00:30.120 And she could abort your kid.
00:00:31.520 I just think you're going to abort mine as well.
00:00:33.020 I would tell my brother to pick the single mom
00:00:34.260 over a chick who's had an abortion.
00:00:35.620 She'd kill her kid.
00:00:36.260 What's she going to do to you?
00:00:37.120 Exactly.
00:00:37.840 I just think she's going to abort your kid.
00:00:39.580 That's the one thing we're supposed to do.
00:00:40.740 Love our kids.
00:00:41.760 Well, I think if she...
00:00:43.380 I mean, like...
00:00:45.440 I thought of one more thing.
00:00:46.780 I thought of one more thing.
00:00:49.060 STDs.
00:00:49.500 A woman that has had an STD before.
00:00:52.120 But we get that...
00:00:53.400 People get that from...
00:00:54.900 It's both parties.
00:00:56.560 It's not just...
00:00:56.940 Yeah, but I know.
00:00:57.580 No, but you're to the new party and he's picking.
00:01:00.160 Like, this is how men think.
00:01:01.360 All right, ladies, first you think.
00:01:02.700 She's had an STD before.
00:01:04.820 Is she now a B?
00:01:06.260 Raise your hand.
00:01:07.700 C?
00:01:08.300 Raise your hand.
00:01:10.100 D?
00:01:10.700 Raise your hand.
00:01:12.280 No, we got it.
00:01:12.740 We got a F.
00:01:13.760 Raise your hand.
00:01:15.180 All right.
00:01:15.820 So the guys aren't...
00:01:17.820 Yeah, I don't know.
00:01:18.400 I would say B.
00:01:19.140 All right.
00:01:19.580 I would say B.
00:01:20.320 You would say B.
00:01:21.280 You would say F.
00:01:22.320 You would say what?
00:01:23.220 F.
00:01:23.680 What would you say?
00:01:24.340 Do you have an answer?
00:01:25.800 And B.
00:01:26.980 All right.
00:01:27.400 B, B, F.
00:01:29.520 Yeah.
00:01:30.060 It's curable.
00:01:30.380 She's cured.
00:01:31.280 No, she's fine.
00:01:32.460 Actually, wait.
00:01:33.360 Can we define...
00:01:33.980 You've got STD and you've got STI.
00:01:35.320 You know, we're going to do...
00:01:36.100 We're going to do...
00:01:36.780 Yeah, I...
00:01:37.400 I would say STI is a B.
00:01:40.100 STD is a...
00:01:41.080 What's a B?
00:01:42.000 Just to confirm.
00:01:42.520 I don't even know the difference.
00:01:43.920 Well, one's just an infection.
00:01:45.220 The other's a disease.
00:01:45.920 Okay, you know, fine.
00:01:46.720 We're going to say curable STD and non-curable.
00:01:49.200 Fine.
00:01:49.740 We're going to break it up.
00:01:51.000 We're going to break it up.
00:01:51.960 But there's a big difference between the infection and then the natural disease.
00:01:55.540 Yeah.
00:01:56.800 Talking about lack of ease.
00:01:58.460 I do not know what's going on.
00:01:59.860 I don't know what this stuff.
00:02:02.040 I'm going to do...
00:02:02.880 All right.
00:02:03.060 So, curable STD she's had before.
00:02:05.420 Who says B?
00:02:06.460 I would say B.
00:02:07.200 You'd say B.
00:02:08.040 All right.
00:02:08.200 Who says C?
00:02:10.140 You'd say B?
00:02:11.180 B, B.
00:02:11.700 You would say...
00:02:12.160 What would you two say?
00:02:13.100 B.
00:02:13.480 C.
00:02:14.060 What would you say?
00:02:15.240 F.
00:02:15.920 All right.
00:02:16.940 This averages at, like, what, a C?
00:02:19.080 Because you two said B.
00:02:20.380 I don't know.
00:02:20.800 We'll do STD.
00:02:22.640 All right.
00:02:23.240 Non-curable STD or STI, either or.
00:02:27.340 Would you guys agree?
00:02:29.180 Okay.
00:02:30.120 Okay.
00:02:30.680 Now to the men.
00:02:32.100 Non-curable STD.
00:02:33.960 Is she a...
00:02:34.920 B?
00:02:35.540 Raise your hand.
00:02:36.820 C.
00:02:37.800 Non-curable.
00:02:38.980 C.
00:02:39.180 Non-curable.
00:02:40.100 Oh, yes.
00:02:40.620 Anyone say anything other than an F?
00:02:43.320 Nope.
00:02:43.780 Okay.
00:02:44.680 All right.
00:02:45.060 Curable.
00:02:45.560 She's had an STD before, but it's curable.
00:02:48.200 Is she a B?
00:02:49.360 Yeah.
00:02:50.320 All right.
00:02:50.800 He says B.
00:02:51.420 Is she a C?
00:02:53.460 Is she a D?
00:02:56.060 Okay.
00:02:56.460 Is she an F?
00:02:57.020 Ooh, okay.
00:02:59.320 What would you guys say the average?
00:03:00.380 That's like a D average, I'd say.
00:03:01.860 Yeah, probably, yeah.
00:03:02.360 It's got a B.
00:03:02.720 Okay.
00:03:04.240 All right.
00:03:05.140 Again, this is how men think.
00:03:07.540 So if you want to rate yourself, ladies, this is what we can look at.
00:03:10.820 We can look at what the men said.
00:03:12.400 We'll get to the men.
00:03:13.020 If you slept with more than five people, you're at least a C.
00:03:16.240 If you are 20 pounds overweight, you're at least a C.
00:03:20.460 If you've slept with over 10 to 15 people or had an STD.
00:03:23.740 And now you can know that when we say we're settling for a man, we're not really.
00:03:28.360 We're actually lucky to get one.
00:03:30.140 Thank you, everybody.
00:03:33.480 Are we doing, should we do the men?
00:03:35.480 I feel like it would be very quick.
00:03:36.620 Should we do men?
00:03:37.140 Yeah, we'll do very quick.
00:03:37.920 Sure, sure.
00:03:38.320 Just put money in, eh?
00:03:40.400 Did you just say put money in there?
00:03:42.280 Put money in there.
00:03:42.860 Put money in there.
00:03:44.440 Yeah.
00:03:46.400 It's only fair to do the men in there.
00:03:47.720 Yeah, we can do the men.
00:03:49.760 They'll be more enthusiastic as well to do the men.
00:03:52.020 Yeah.
00:03:52.900 Look at the smile.
00:03:55.860 It's time for revenge.
00:03:57.280 I told you, 5-11, F.
00:03:59.780 All right.
00:04:01.280 Let's go, ladies.
00:04:02.820 No, no, go first.
00:04:03.960 Let's see.
00:04:04.200 Let's see.
00:04:04.800 Hold on.
00:04:05.780 Men first.
00:04:06.520 All right.
00:04:06.960 Men first.
00:04:07.500 All right.
00:04:09.060 No, can we do the women first?
00:04:11.120 Only because women always switch their answers for the group.
00:04:14.320 That's true.
00:04:14.840 Yeah, that's true.
00:04:15.820 That's why I want to do the...
00:04:17.300 Okay.
00:04:17.860 All right.
00:04:18.420 So he makes $45,000 a year.
00:04:21.860 Is he an A?
00:04:22.860 Raise your hand.
00:04:24.180 Is he a B?
00:04:25.100 Raise your hand.
00:04:26.360 Is he a C?
00:04:27.340 Raise your hand.
00:04:28.200 C.
00:04:28.840 C.
00:04:29.100 I'd say C.
00:04:30.240 Oh, wait.
00:04:30.560 This is...
00:04:30.840 She tried to hide it, though.
00:04:32.580 Okay.
00:04:33.580 Wait.
00:04:34.060 45,000 pounds.
00:04:35.360 Sorry.
00:04:35.900 This is...
00:04:36.260 C.
00:04:36.600 Yeah, C.
00:04:37.180 C.
00:04:37.500 All right.
00:04:38.060 C?
00:04:38.960 Everyone see them?
00:04:39.540 C.
00:04:39.700 Okay.
00:04:42.040 You got crazy.
00:04:43.900 Do you know the percentage of your hands above that?
00:04:46.320 Oh, I know.
00:04:46.960 It's going to be delusion.
00:04:47.920 But just wait.
00:04:48.840 All right.
00:04:49.260 So, all right, guys.
00:04:50.240 That's like a high advisor, I think.
00:04:52.780 All right.
00:04:53.420 So...
00:04:53.740 Looks like a teacher's wage.
00:04:54.880 All right.
00:04:55.140 He's five...
00:04:56.740 No, I'm teaching the state five.
00:04:57.680 He's five...
00:04:59.300 No.
00:05:00.280 Let's say he's six foot.
00:05:01.560 Is he an A?
00:05:02.480 Raise your hand.
00:05:03.640 What?
00:05:04.220 I don't really care about...
00:05:05.300 No, no.
00:05:05.780 But we're rating here.
00:05:06.980 Okay.
00:05:07.320 Six foot.
00:05:08.060 Raise your hand if you think he's an A.
00:05:10.020 Raise your hand if you think he's a B.
00:05:11.720 B.
00:05:12.020 B.
00:05:12.200 B.
00:05:12.400 B.
00:05:12.500 Sorry, sorry.
00:05:13.100 Sorry.
00:05:13.620 All right.
00:05:14.440 All right.
00:05:14.680 He's six foot tall.
00:05:16.220 Is he an A?
00:05:17.180 A.
00:05:17.640 A.
00:05:17.880 Yeah.
00:05:18.240 All right.
00:05:20.480 So, he's five...
00:05:21.100 All right.
00:05:21.380 So, he's...
00:05:22.740 Six foot.
00:05:23.860 All right.
00:05:24.180 When does he become a B?
00:05:25.800 At 5'10", is he a B?
00:05:27.920 Yeah.
00:05:28.500 Probably.
00:05:29.500 Okay.
00:05:30.980 All right.
00:05:31.800 When does he become a C?
00:05:33.200 Five nine.
00:05:34.040 Five nine.
00:05:35.300 One inch, you know.
00:05:37.280 One inch.
00:05:38.000 I didn't say like five eight.
00:05:40.580 No, but the thing is, though, can you see how ruthless she is with the men, though?
00:05:43.560 No.
00:05:43.980 No.
00:05:44.580 I would say five eight.
00:05:46.000 I'm just saying.
00:05:46.940 I'm just saying.
00:05:47.580 Wow.
00:05:47.760 Cutthroat.
00:05:48.940 Okay.
00:05:49.560 No.
00:05:50.080 Hey, ladies, do you think, boys?
00:05:51.260 What do you think is a D?
00:05:52.640 What do you think is a D?
00:05:53.540 Five eight?
00:05:54.120 Five seven?
00:05:54.840 I would say five seven, yeah.
00:05:56.320 Five seven.
00:05:56.920 I mean, not reasonable.
00:05:58.100 Five five.
00:05:58.900 Come on.
00:05:59.380 Five five.
00:06:00.300 I don't even mean five five.
00:06:02.180 Five five, then.
00:06:03.140 I don't think I've met a guy that's five five.
00:06:05.580 You just don't see them, honey.
00:06:07.220 Yeah, because they're invisible to you.
00:06:10.180 That's true.
00:06:10.820 So, you're right?
00:06:11.720 You're right?
00:06:12.380 I'm doing so.
00:06:12.980 Right.
00:06:13.560 Okay.
00:06:14.500 So, what is an F?
00:06:16.380 Oh, is he a five three or something?
00:06:18.240 No, five.
00:06:19.020 Oh, like five two.
00:06:20.260 Five four.
00:06:20.760 If you're shorter than me.
00:06:22.700 I think she's being more accurate, though, to be fair.
00:06:24.740 I feel like it would be like every inch would bring you down.
00:06:27.080 Yeah, because I'm five four.
00:06:29.240 I can't be with someone five two.
00:06:31.180 I wouldn't even respect you.
00:06:33.300 I wouldn't even look at you.
00:06:34.540 Okay.
00:06:35.400 All right.
00:06:36.340 So.
00:06:37.060 Sorry, guys.
00:06:37.740 Honesty right there.
00:06:38.800 Income.
00:06:39.320 Income.
00:06:39.920 What is a B?
00:06:41.940 All right.
00:06:42.320 So, this is in pounds.
00:06:43.660 So, 55,000 pounds.
00:06:46.180 We're...
00:06:46.660 65,000 pounds.
00:06:49.300 75,000 pounds is a B.
00:06:51.440 Yeah, around 75.
00:06:52.720 Okay.
00:06:53.440 Okay.
00:06:53.840 Easy consent.
00:06:54.800 I would say 100,000 pounds is a B.
00:06:58.120 Because we're going to have to go into the millions and not say A.
00:07:00.500 You have to be more realistic.
00:07:02.140 Yeah.
00:07:02.920 If you knew the numbers, you'd just say A.
00:07:03.900 I would say A.
00:07:04.760 I would say A.
00:07:05.480 70, A, T, 5.
00:07:06.560 Let them do that.
00:07:07.380 All right.
00:07:07.600 All right.
00:07:07.960 All right.
00:07:08.880 All right.
00:07:09.100 So, all right.
00:07:20.940 So, you said 100,000, but they all said 75,000.
00:07:24.120 So, we're going to stick even over a little.
00:07:26.180 All right.
00:07:26.540 What is an A?
00:07:27.140 How much?
00:07:28.180 500,000.
00:07:29.580 500,000 is an A?
00:07:31.100 Oh, no, no.
00:07:31.620 Shh.
00:07:32.560 Okay, okay.
00:07:33.180 If you guys want to...
00:07:33.900 I need you to stop.
00:07:34.860 I need you.
00:07:35.740 I don't believe...
00:07:36.620 I don't know.
00:07:37.900 I would say like...
00:07:39.060 Half a mil.
00:07:39.840 Half a mil.
00:07:40.960 All right.
00:07:41.140 You say half a mil.
00:07:42.160 What do you say?
00:07:43.180 I would say 100,000.
00:07:44.800 100, okay.
00:07:45.820 I'd say six figures as well.
00:07:47.340 100.
00:07:48.440 100,000 is A.
00:07:49.800 100,000 ain't even that much.
00:07:51.520 I mean, in a while.
00:07:52.300 Six figures.
00:07:52.980 A year.
00:07:53.340 Six figures is a million.
00:07:54.460 Yeah, a year.
00:07:55.540 That's not that much.
00:07:56.160 Okay, what's a lot to you?
00:07:59.680 200?
00:08:02.160 If you're pushing a mil a year, then you know what I mean?
00:08:04.940 Okay, so to you, a million a year is an A?
00:08:08.540 Okay.
00:08:08.960 To be more reasonable, yeah.
00:08:10.040 To be more reasonable.
00:08:10.940 Okay.
00:08:12.800 Everyone, go ahead.
00:08:14.280 I would say...
00:08:15.280 I would change my answer now.
00:08:17.220 All right, we got...
00:08:18.020 I want to do like 400.
00:08:19.200 Yeah, because I feel like...
00:08:20.700 We're going to do half a million.
00:08:21.780 Half a million.
00:08:23.020 Yeah, half a million.
00:08:25.880 Realistically, though.
00:08:27.340 Wait, wait, wait.
00:08:27.880 Can we get the covers?
00:08:28.600 You can't tell the difference in terms of like what they're spending on.
00:08:31.120 Realistically, a guy who's got half a mil and a mil,
00:08:33.600 realistically, you won't be able to tell the difference.
00:08:35.260 Okay, okay.
00:08:36.000 Oh, my God.
00:08:37.280 He's getting hot in here.
00:08:38.960 He's getting hot.
00:08:39.640 He's getting hot.
00:08:40.420 My bad, my bad, my bad.
00:08:41.620 I need the men to stop influencing this because it's going to irritate me.
00:08:46.260 Okay, so, all right.
00:08:48.040 So, we got height.
00:08:49.600 All right, let's talk about how good he is in bed.
00:08:52.240 Now, we should all be virgins, so we shouldn't know the difference.
00:08:54.640 Yeah, we don't know anything.
00:08:55.880 We're in 2023.
00:08:58.820 So, all right, if a guy is just, is, let's say a guy is really good in bed,
00:09:06.400 that brings him to an A.
00:09:09.280 Now, if he's bad in bed, what does that bring him down to?
00:09:12.120 F.
00:09:12.880 F?
00:09:13.500 What do you say?
00:09:14.200 If he's bad in bed, what does it bring him down to?
00:09:16.400 No, I don't care.
00:09:17.600 Don't care?
00:09:18.180 No, okay.
00:09:18.660 So, you say he's still an A.
00:09:23.660 You say he's an A.
00:09:24.560 Yeah, yeah, you know what?
00:09:25.740 Okay, cool.
00:09:26.240 But it's settled.
00:09:27.100 C.
00:09:27.600 C is my settling.
00:09:29.820 I don't have a preference.
00:09:31.200 No, no, no, no.
00:09:31.800 But if you have sex with him, it's bad.
00:09:34.880 All right, it's not okay, it's bad.
00:09:36.740 We can try again.
00:09:37.500 I don't care.
00:09:38.180 He's still an A.
00:09:38.700 How fall down does he go?
00:09:41.980 C.
00:09:43.500 I'll take C.
00:09:44.740 All right, so you say, you said F.
00:09:46.820 Let's stop changing it.
00:09:47.500 No, no, see?
00:09:48.420 Because I have to think critically here.
00:09:51.000 Do you know what I mean?
00:09:51.660 All right, C, C.
00:09:52.920 She says still an A.
00:09:53.880 What do you think?
00:09:54.580 Someone that's five foot five normally would be bad in bed.
00:09:57.720 So I'll put out the...
00:09:59.160 Wow.
00:09:59.960 A D.
00:10:00.240 How do you know?
00:10:01.320 How do you know?
00:10:02.760 Not from my past experience, but...
00:10:05.000 All right.
00:10:06.740 So, all right.