JustPearlyThings - August 30, 2023


Delusional Woman Expects This From Men


Episode Stats

Length

10 minutes

Words per Minute

168.70659

Word Count

1,700

Sentence Count

1

Misogynist Sentences

12

Hate Speech Sentences

9


Summary

In this episode, the ladies and the men discuss abortion, STDs, sex education, and sex education in general. Do you have an STD? Is it curable or non curable? What is the average weight of a woman that s had an STD before? Is she a B, C, or D? Does she have a B or C?


Transcript

00:00:00.000 question what to you women a woman B would you rather take the woman who had
00:00:04.760 an abortion because she doesn't want to have children out of bedlock or the
00:00:07.500 woman who chose to not have an abortion but now she's a single mother which was
00:00:10.500 more valuable in your eyes I'll pick neither no but if you had if you had to
00:00:13.940 choose yeah I'm giving you I wouldn't pick a woman that's had an abortion so you choose a single mother
00:00:21.800 so you you would rather choose a single mother yeah right over a woman who's
00:00:25.800 an abortion because she understands the importance of human life exactly yeah and she could abort your kid I just think you're going to abort mine as well
00:00:33.400 I would tell my brother to pick the single mom over a chick who's had an abortion she'd kill her kid what's she going to do to you
00:00:37.460 exactly I just think she's going to abort your kid it's like the one thing we're supposed to do love our kids
00:00:41.920 well I think if she I mean like I mean I thought of one more thing I thought of one more thing
00:00:48.280 STDs a woman that has had an STD before but we get that but people get that from
00:00:55.040 from there's both parties it's not just yeah but I know but you're to the new party and he's picking like this is how men think all right ladies first you think
00:01:02.900 she's had an STD before is she now uh B raise your hand C raise your hand D raise your hand
00:01:12.060 no we got it we got a F raise your hand all right so the the guys aren't yeah I don't know I would say B
00:01:19.480 all right I'll say B you would say B you would say F you would say F what would you say do you have an answer
00:01:25.540 um B all right B B F yeah she's cured now she's fine actually wait can we define is you got STD you got
00:01:35.460 you know we're gonna do we're gonna do yeah I would say STI is a B
00:01:39.420 STD is a it's one way what's a D just to confirm I don't even know the difference well one's just an
00:01:44.920 infection you have a disease okay you know fine we're gonna say curable STD and non-curable
00:01:49.620 fine we're gonna break it up we're gonna break it up but there's a big difference between the
00:01:53.860 infection and then an actual disease yeah I'm talking about lack of ease I do not know what's
00:01:59.900 going on I don't know what this stuff but okay I'm gonna do all right so curable STD she's had
00:02:05.400 before who says B I'll say B you'd say B all right who says C you'd say B B you would say what
00:02:12.640 would you two say C what would you say F F all right this averages at like what a C because
00:02:19.640 you two said B I don't know all right non curable STD or STI either or you guys agree okay okay now to
00:02:31.460 the men non curable STD is she a B raise your hand C non curable anyone anyone say anything other than an
00:02:42.760 answer nope okay all right curable she's had an STD before but it's curable is she a B
00:02:49.280 yeah all right he says B is she a C is she a D okay is she an F oh okay what would you guys say
00:03:00.380 the average that's like a D average I'd say it's got a B okay all right again this is how this is how
00:03:07.340 men think so if you want to rate yourself ladies this is what we can look at we can look at what the
00:03:11.980 men said you've slept with more than five people you're at least a C um if you have or 20 pounds
00:03:18.880 overweight you're at least a C if you've slept with over 10 to 15 people or had an STD and now you can
00:03:24.980 know that when we say we're settling for a man we're not really we're actually lucky to get one
00:03:30.200 thank you everybody are we doing should we do the men I feel I could be very quick should we do men
00:03:37.400 yeah it would be very quick just put money in a yeah it's only fair to do the men in it
00:03:48.120 they'll be more enthusiastic as well to do the men yeah look at the smile
00:03:54.160 men first men first all right um no I can we do the women first only only because women always
00:04:13.100 switch their answers for that like that's true that's why I want to do that okay all right so
00:04:18.980 he makes $45,000 a year is he an A raise your hand is he a B raise your hand is he a C raise your
00:04:28.140 hand C C I'd say C oh wait this is she tried to hide it though okay uh wait 45,000 pounds sorry
00:04:36.040 this is C yeah C all right C everyone see okay you got crazy you know the percentage of that oh I know
00:04:47.300 it's gonna be delusion but just wait all right so all right guys I think all right so it's like a
00:04:54.420 teacher's age all right he's he's five he's five um no let's say he's six foot is he an A raise your
00:05:03.300 hand what I don't really care about no no we're but we're rating here okay six foot raise your hand
00:05:08.920 if you think he's an A raise your hand if you think he's a B sorry sorry sorry all right all right
00:05:15.080 he's six foot tall is he an A A yeah all right so he's five all right so he's six all right when
00:05:24.900 does he become a B at five ten is he a B yeah okay all right when does he become a C I have nine
00:05:34.200 five nine one inch you know one inch I don't know I would say like five eight no but the thing is though
00:05:41.940 can you see how ruthless she is with the men though no no I would say five eight I'm just saying I'm just
00:05:46.740 saying I'm just saying wow okay no hey ladies do you think what do you think is a D what do you think is a D
00:05:53.820 five eight five seven I would say five seven yeah five five come on five five five five then I
00:06:03.640 don't think I've met a guy that's five five you just don't see them honey
00:06:07.200 so you're right you're right okay so what is in what is an F oh it's your five three or something
00:06:18.420 no five oh like five five oh if you're shorter than me I think she's being more accurate though
00:06:24.460 to be fair I feel like it would be like every inch would bring you down yeah because I'm five four
00:06:29.640 I can't be with someone five two I wouldn't even know you got it wouldn't even look at you okay all
00:06:36.240 right so income what is what is it be all right so this is in pounds so 55,000 pounds with 65,000
00:06:48.300 pounds 75,000 pounds is a B yeah around 75 okay okay I would say a hundred K is a B because we're
00:06:58.860 gonna have to go into the millions and I say hey you have to be more realistic yeah if you need a
00:07:03.840 number I would say eight I would say a 70 85 all right so all right so you said a hundred K but
00:07:23.340 they all said 75 so we're gonna stick some even overall all right what is an a how much 500 500 K is
00:07:30.840 an a what do you say I would say a hundred K hundred okay I'd say six figures as well hundred
00:07:48.180 100 K is a 100 K not much no I mean six figures a million yeah a year that's not okay what's what's
00:07:57.400 what's not what's a loss to you if you're pushing a million a year then you know I mean okay so to
00:08:05.960 you a million a year isn't it okay to be more reasonable yeah to be more reasonable okay
00:08:11.800 everyone go ahead
00:08:13.960 I would change my answer now all right we got okay I want to do like 400 yeah because I feel like
00:08:20.900 we're gonna do half a million half a million half a million yeah half a million
00:08:24.560 realistically realistically you can't tell the difference in terms of like what they're
00:08:30.860 spending on realistically a guy who's got half a meal and a meal realistically you won't be able
00:08:35.000 to tell the difference okay okay oh my god he's getting hot in here my bad my bad my bad I need
00:08:42.340 the men to stop influencing this because it's gonna irritate me okay so all right so we got height
00:08:49.560 all right let's talk about how good he is in bed now we should all be virgins so we shouldn't know
00:08:54.780 the difference yeah we don't know anything yeah we just yeah we don't know if a guy is just is let's
00:09:04.680 say a guy is really good in bed that brings him to an a an a now if he's bad in bed what does that bring
00:09:11.580 him down to f f what do you say if he's bad in bed what does it bring him down to no I don't care
00:09:17.580 don't care no okay so you say a lot of money no no no but if he's if you have sex with him and
00:09:33.840 it's it's bad all right it's not okay it's bad how fall down does he go see all right so you say
00:09:46.200 you said af let's stop changing no no see because I have to think okay I have to think critically
00:09:50.760 here all right all right see see she says still and I what do you think someone that's five foot
00:09:56.080 five normally would be bad in bed so I'll put out the how do you know wow how do you know not from
00:10:03.500 my personal experience