JustPearlyThings - August 29, 2023


This is Why Women Die Alone


Episode Stats

Length

11 minutes

Words per Minute

183.60378

Word Count

2,097

Sentence Count

374

Misogynist Sentences

13

Hate Speech Sentences

10


Summary

In this episode, the guys debate whether or not a guy should be an A, B, C, or D in terms of body count. They also debate the difference between a male and female virgin, and how important it is to have good sex.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 I think the average is a C, I would say.
00:00:02.880 Bad sex.
00:00:06.020 Okay.
00:00:06.880 Because you guys are the ones that are experienced.
00:00:10.960 We're just a virgin.
00:00:12.180 All right.
00:00:12.640 We've got to put good sex up here.
00:00:14.740 That's why I said A, because we don't know anything.
00:00:16.700 We just don't know.
00:00:17.200 We don't know anything.
00:00:19.200 Delusional.
00:00:21.100 Okay.
00:00:21.500 Does body count on a guy matter?
00:00:23.460 If he's a virgin, does that bring him up or down?
00:00:28.500 It's a hard one.
00:00:30.020 No, be honest.
00:00:31.360 I don't think I've ever slept.
00:00:32.820 I don't know.
00:00:33.740 All right.
00:00:34.200 Let's be honest.
00:00:36.340 Okay.
00:00:36.880 So he's a virgin.
00:00:38.060 He goes from an A.
00:00:39.220 He's great, but he's a virgin.
00:00:40.420 I would say maybe C.
00:00:41.860 Okay.
00:00:42.220 Two down.
00:00:42.940 C.
00:00:43.900 C.
00:00:44.220 C is C.
00:00:45.840 Yeah.
00:00:46.200 Whatever it is.
00:00:47.360 It's not a big deal.
00:00:48.420 It's not a big deal.
00:00:49.160 Bring it in half a million.
00:00:50.480 Yeah.
00:00:50.840 You're all good.
00:00:51.380 That's why I said to save money and tell me.
00:00:54.200 Yeah.
00:00:55.020 Yeah, that's fine.
00:00:55.920 What else do we need in here?
00:01:00.160 Okay.
00:01:00.500 Looks.
00:01:01.060 Can we, can you give me some pictures?
00:01:03.960 If you can fight.
00:01:05.880 Oh, okay.
00:01:06.340 Oh.
00:01:06.600 He's an A, but he can't fight.
00:01:12.080 What is he?
00:01:13.440 Oh my God.
00:01:14.520 A D.
00:01:16.600 D.
00:01:17.340 Protect me.
00:01:19.800 All right.
00:01:20.240 So let me get this straight.
00:01:21.120 That's such an A.
00:01:22.060 What if I can fight better than you?
00:01:23.000 I want to understand you guys' logic.
00:01:25.360 So he's six foot, makes 500K, is great in bed, but he can't fight.
00:01:28.980 So now he's a D.
00:01:29.820 No, he's a B.
00:01:30.580 He's a C.
00:01:31.480 I would say C.
00:01:32.600 Yeah.
00:01:32.880 C.
00:01:33.620 He just needs to get in the gym and practice some moves.
00:01:36.240 Pow, pow.
00:01:36.860 B.
00:01:37.340 Okay.
00:01:37.600 So you say one, you say two points.
00:01:39.060 What do you say?
00:01:40.900 D.
00:01:42.020 D.
00:01:42.580 Okay.
00:01:43.140 So the average is a C, I would say.
00:01:45.300 So I can't fight.
00:01:47.720 Yeah, no, it's important.
00:01:49.020 What if like a...
00:01:49.480 Yeah, you have to put someone breaks into the house.
00:01:51.820 Like, I need you to protect me.
00:01:52.360 Yeah, what you're doing is running away from it.
00:01:53.800 Absolutely.
00:01:54.400 That's actually quite scary.
00:01:55.360 I might fight in the guy.
00:01:56.760 That's terrifying.
00:01:57.660 What if he has feminine traits?
00:02:00.280 That's fine.
00:02:01.360 You can still have feminine traits.
00:02:02.940 F.
00:02:03.700 I quite...
00:02:04.620 F.
00:02:05.320 Right away.
00:02:06.160 F.
00:02:06.520 F.
00:02:06.740 He's good.
00:02:07.360 All right.
00:02:07.700 So he's six foot.
00:02:08.720 What do you define as feminine?
00:02:10.060 Listen, listen, guys.
00:02:10.940 He's six foot, makes 500K a year, great sex, but he has feminine traits.
00:02:16.140 What is he?
00:02:16.560 What are the traits, though?
00:02:17.640 Like maybe...
00:02:18.680 D.
00:02:19.040 D.
00:02:19.360 He cries about his feelings.
00:02:20.720 I don't mind that.
00:02:21.520 You cried.
00:02:22.160 He paints his nails.
00:02:22.440 I want you to cry.
00:02:23.340 Okay.
00:02:23.800 He paints his nails?
00:02:25.380 All right, guys.
00:02:26.500 Whoa.
00:02:27.020 What's going on?
00:02:27.940 Who says B?
00:02:28.740 Who says B?
00:02:31.000 No, no.
00:02:31.620 I thought there should be a...
00:02:32.600 Should it be a...
00:02:33.960 Not balanced, but there should be something.
00:02:34.960 I need you to listen.
00:02:35.980 I need you to listen and raise your hand.
00:02:37.780 Okay.
00:02:38.140 Who says B?
00:02:39.740 Who says C?
00:02:41.260 Who says D?
00:02:43.000 Let's say C.
00:02:43.360 Who says F?
00:02:44.600 F.
00:02:45.080 Okay, so...
00:02:46.520 Did you just not vote?
00:02:47.780 I did.
00:02:48.180 I said B.
00:02:49.080 Oh, C.
00:02:49.480 I think D is average.
00:02:51.880 All right, yeah.
00:02:53.220 So...
00:02:54.100 Feminine.
00:02:56.480 I don't mean...
00:02:57.860 Yeah, I know.
00:02:58.540 I don't agree with that.
00:03:00.060 What about him having a dog?
00:03:01.900 Like him having a father in his life?
00:03:04.540 What?
00:03:05.300 A father figure.
00:03:06.900 Oh, well, that kind of goes into femininity, right?
00:03:09.420 Yeah.
00:03:09.620 But I guess...
00:03:10.120 I guess rough family background.
00:03:12.020 He's an A with a rough family background.
00:03:13.880 I have a good one.
00:03:14.480 I have a good one.
00:03:15.180 He has a criminal record.
00:03:17.440 A?
00:03:19.580 Yeah, that could go either way.
00:03:20.940 A, but he has a criminal record.
00:03:23.720 No.
00:03:24.120 F.
00:03:24.940 Yeah, straight.
00:03:25.660 I mean, what kind of criminal record?
00:03:27.340 What did he do?
00:03:28.000 Is it financial?
00:03:29.340 Is it...
00:03:30.320 That's a good point.
00:03:31.020 Yes.
00:03:31.700 He dealt drugs.
00:03:33.460 F.
00:03:34.020 F.
00:03:34.760 Nah.
00:03:35.360 I don't have time for that.
00:03:36.360 He's like A star.
00:03:41.220 Have any of you dated a drug dealer?
00:03:43.080 Yeah.
00:03:44.300 Unfortunately.
00:03:45.020 No, I look like I would dated a drug dealer.
00:03:45.640 And I didn't know he'd done it.
00:03:47.260 I didn't know until I found out.
00:03:48.220 You said it's an F.
00:03:49.420 Yeah.
00:03:49.760 So you're dating an F?
00:03:50.400 No, as in, like, I didn't know about it until I found out about it.
00:03:53.640 Oh, that's fair enough.
00:03:53.980 And then you continued dating him?
00:03:55.020 No.
00:03:55.880 It was a long story.
00:03:57.380 But now looking back, he was an F man.
00:03:59.300 Yeah, 100%.
00:04:00.280 He was an F in all aspects.
00:04:01.940 That's why you get men to make your decisions.
00:04:03.240 Now I'm only joking.
00:04:05.680 Take away the boat.
00:04:06.500 That was, I'm looking at the chat, guys.
00:04:09.420 If you have anything, feel free to super chat it.
00:04:12.100 I'm trying to think.
00:04:12.780 There was one I had, but I can't remember what it was.
00:04:14.780 I want to understand these.
00:04:16.280 Oh, what about dress sense?
00:04:17.460 We didn't say attractiveness.
00:04:18.380 You say attractiveness.
00:04:19.700 Oh, wait.
00:04:20.240 Dress sense is important.
00:04:20.960 Can you get me some pictures of some guys that you would deem like?
00:04:24.400 Michael B. Jordan.
00:04:25.820 I'd say probably, yeah.
00:04:27.060 Okay, Michael B.
00:04:28.260 How does someone get to a 500k without a record?
00:04:32.720 That's what I want to understand.
00:04:34.060 He's hot.
00:04:34.660 Without a criminal record?
00:04:35.740 Yeah.
00:04:36.080 How do you get to a 500k without a record?
00:04:37.320 I'm not easy.
00:04:38.080 Well, I mean, it's possible.
00:04:39.580 Are you serious?
00:04:40.440 Business owner.
00:04:41.040 There's a lot of millionaires that have lack of record.
00:04:42.900 I mean, I grew up around millionaires.
00:04:44.540 None of them had a criminal record.
00:04:45.760 It could be something that's so small.
00:04:47.100 We're going to burst our bubble in a minute, please.
00:04:48.780 Yeah.
00:04:49.160 I'm actually dying to golf.
00:04:51.160 Oh, no.
00:04:51.600 Let's get your whole picture.
00:04:53.660 No, he doesn't look that great, though.
00:04:55.800 That's a joke's picture of him.
00:04:56.460 I want him smiling.
00:04:57.740 Yeah.
00:04:57.840 We should have seen him.
00:05:00.620 All right.
00:05:01.520 All right, King, can you put up, like, some average-looking guys?
00:05:06.320 Just some normal?
00:05:07.940 Like, I just want to get...
00:05:09.360 I want us to, like, just put it off the screen for a second,
00:05:13.520 and then we'll come back.
00:05:14.720 Can you just pull up some guys?
00:05:16.700 Why?
00:05:17.180 Will from in-betweener.
00:05:18.820 Cut that.
00:05:19.460 Yeah.
00:05:20.300 I don't even know who that is.
00:05:21.380 Yeah.
00:05:21.700 I'm trying to think who's, like, average-looking, like...
00:05:24.880 Okay, if he's overweight...
00:05:27.320 If he's 20...
00:05:28.260 All right, if he's 20 pounds overweight, he's an A, but he's 20 pounds overweight.
00:05:33.120 What does that make him?
00:05:34.400 B.
00:05:35.020 I would say, like, a C.
00:05:36.840 B.
00:05:38.020 All right, so who says B?
00:05:39.480 Raise your hand.
00:05:40.480 I'll say B.
00:05:41.320 Okay.
00:05:41.800 All right.
00:05:42.300 So...
00:05:42.620 All right.
00:05:46.400 40 pounds?
00:05:47.480 Is it every 20 pounds is each?
00:05:49.700 So C is 40 pounds?
00:05:51.880 I guess.
00:05:52.540 Yes, maybe.
00:05:53.080 Yeah.
00:05:53.140 I guess just...
00:05:53.780 Okay, yeah.
00:05:54.560 Reasonable.
00:05:55.040 Yeah.
00:05:55.500 I'd say C.
00:05:56.360 Okay.
00:05:57.260 All right.
00:05:57.640 He has all this stuff, but he's boring.
00:06:00.440 Mm-hmm.
00:06:01.200 Mm-hmm.
00:06:02.060 Okay.
00:06:02.580 So he doesn't go out.
00:06:03.860 You're not going on any trips.
00:06:05.380 You're just...
00:06:06.220 He's six foot.
00:06:08.360 He's good in bed.
00:06:09.440 He's hot.
00:06:10.400 But he's just boring.
00:06:11.180 You're never going anywhere.
00:06:12.460 No trips.
00:06:13.340 You're just out.
00:06:13.780 See, I value memories.
00:06:14.980 Oh, gosh.
00:06:16.100 Okay, so...
00:06:16.700 I wouldn't like that.
00:06:17.600 Ladies, ladies.
00:06:18.840 Okay, so who says he's now a B?
00:06:21.480 I would say he's a B.
00:06:22.680 That's a female to change that, isn't it?
00:06:25.000 Okay, who says he's a C?
00:06:26.720 I would say B, yeah.
00:06:27.940 Because you can just book the stuff and make him go in it.
00:06:30.720 C.
00:06:31.640 Okay, who says D?
00:06:34.520 Would you say the words of most C?
00:06:36.260 C.
00:06:36.700 Yeah.
00:06:37.000 So let me get this straight.
00:06:37.940 A guy that looks like Michael B. Jordan is six foot, 500K,
00:06:41.680 in good sex, it's a C because he's boring.
00:06:44.940 Yeah.
00:06:45.680 This is why we die lonely.
00:06:48.520 It's because it's all about the memories,
00:06:50.720 the stuff that you do.
00:06:51.640 Yeah.
00:06:52.760 Why is it, oh, my God.
00:06:55.380 Do your thing.
00:06:56.240 Choose who you want.
00:06:57.180 Because of the things that you say in a...
00:06:57.820 No, no, no.
00:06:58.260 Okay, okay.
00:06:59.320 How do you...
00:06:59.980 Let us on.
00:07:00.580 How do you guys think these men get to 500K?
00:07:04.480 By being boring.
00:07:08.380 I actually don't mind a boring guy.
00:07:09.940 The exciting guys have time.
00:07:11.680 All of this, but he's awkward.
00:07:18.900 Oh, no, I don't deal well with awkward people.
00:07:21.060 Okay, all right.
00:07:22.140 So raise your hand if you say B.
00:07:24.800 When you say awkward, you mean not social.
00:07:27.380 Yeah, not like he can't really...
00:07:28.860 He doesn't know how to talk to the ladies.
00:07:31.720 He's not a flirt.
00:07:32.740 Oh, no, that ain't.
00:07:34.100 No, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:07:35.840 And he's just kind of awkward and boring and conversant,
00:07:38.380 like a nerd, you know what I mean?
00:07:39.540 Like, yeah.
00:07:41.020 Social skills are dead.
00:07:42.300 Okay, okay.
00:07:42.960 So raise your hand if you say B.
00:07:45.580 Raise your hand if you say C.
00:07:46.980 I'll say C.
00:07:48.120 Okay, we're going to go with that.
00:07:49.320 You're going to say D.
00:07:50.760 Yeah.
00:07:54.040 Okay.
00:07:54.780 Let's do dress sense.
00:07:56.380 Show him.
00:07:56.700 All right, we're going to call this guy Glasses Guy.
00:08:03.460 What is he?
00:08:04.140 His name's Will.
00:08:05.360 So yeah, Will is six foot.
00:08:07.900 He makes 500,000 to you.
00:08:09.800 He's actually quite cute.
00:08:10.920 And he has great sex with you,
00:08:13.700 but that's what he looks like.
00:08:16.480 I want you to raise your hand if you'd go on a date.
00:08:19.580 Yeah, I would.
00:08:20.800 Okay, I want to raise your hand if you'd marry him
00:08:22.960 just off these numbers.
00:08:24.920 Yeah.
00:08:25.900 If he takes care of me, loves me,
00:08:27.880 if he's loyal to me.
00:08:29.060 Yeah, if he's loyal to me.
00:08:30.240 Okay, but what does he go down to?
00:08:32.000 Is he looks wise?
00:08:33.280 Is he a B?
00:08:33.740 All right, I'm going to write.
00:08:35.040 Is he a B?
00:08:37.000 Is he a C?
00:08:37.960 A C.
00:08:39.020 Okay, so Glasses Guy.
00:08:40.300 Can you show him the next one, King?
00:08:41.640 Can we talk about loyalty?
00:08:49.140 Oh yeah, okay.
00:08:50.100 He's an A.
00:08:50.700 That's a great one.
00:08:51.800 All right, he's an A, but he's a cheater.
00:08:54.840 All right, so is he a B?
00:08:57.640 Raise your hand.
00:08:59.240 A C?
00:09:00.000 Raise your hand.
00:09:01.520 A D?
00:09:02.160 Raise your hand.
00:09:03.840 An F?
00:09:04.420 Raise your hand.
00:09:04.940 This is the biggest cat,
00:09:06.260 because every bitch has an ex-boyfriend
00:09:07.860 that cheated on her.
00:09:09.220 Yeah, but it didn't have...
00:09:11.640 Like...
00:09:12.580 Yeah, but it's like,
00:09:13.300 if we didn't like him,
00:09:13.940 we wouldn't pick him in the first place.
00:09:16.300 You don't accidentally fuck the ugly guy
00:09:18.620 with no social skills.
00:09:19.980 Do you think he could cheat, Will?
00:09:21.600 Yeah, anyone who's having any of them.
00:09:22.920 Yeah, of course.
00:09:23.540 So is the quiet ones who go over chat, Phil.
00:09:27.520 Okay, we got another guy, King.
00:09:32.540 All right, this guy.
00:09:35.720 Who's that?
00:09:36.520 Wait, who's that?
00:09:38.340 Is that right?
00:09:39.680 Yeah, we just look up random.
00:09:41.240 Some guy.
00:09:42.060 Imagine you're the other guy that comes up.
00:09:43.760 Okay, guys.
00:09:44.620 I'm in this search.
00:09:45.400 Imagine he's watching this podcast
00:09:46.640 and he sees himself.
00:09:48.180 Is he a B?
00:09:49.420 Is he a C?
00:09:50.760 Oh, Lord.
00:09:51.620 I'm sorry.
00:09:53.060 I can't even do this.
00:09:54.560 Is he an F?
00:09:55.340 I'm sad.
00:09:57.180 Please, please pay attention, class.
00:09:59.880 Is he a B?
00:10:01.600 Is he a C?
00:10:03.100 Do you know what?
00:10:03.460 I'll say F because of his teeth.
00:10:05.380 Like, it just resembles his mouth.
00:10:07.220 All right, all right.
00:10:07.680 Okay, you know what?
00:10:08.780 I think money can do a lot of things,
00:10:10.580 so I would do deep.
00:10:12.080 Yeah.
00:10:13.560 Because he can go to Turkey
00:10:15.220 and get the veneers
00:10:16.240 and he can definitely work on himself.
00:10:18.820 He can get a bit of Botox.
00:10:20.620 Now let's go to the men.
00:10:23.240 Let's go out of delusion
00:10:25.380 and let's go into reality.
00:10:27.220 We never said that about the other.
00:10:29.400 Well, why?
00:10:30.340 Because the men's,
00:10:31.160 what the men ask for
00:10:32.120 is perfectly reasonable.
00:10:33.900 You guys, like any,
00:10:35.280 because any woman...
00:10:36.360 We didn't do dress sense.
00:10:37.680 Oh, okay, we'll do it without.
00:10:39.040 Looks, you said looks then.
00:10:40.060 Yeah, looks, fine.
00:10:41.060 Look it, because any woman
00:10:42.300 pretty much outside of the hotness stuff
00:10:44.600 could be an A or at least a B.
00:10:47.020 But not every guy.
00:10:49.140 Can we add one thing?
00:10:50.220 Driving.
00:10:50.780 Do they drive?
00:10:51.640 I think that's a big thing.
00:10:53.220 It kind of is to these like to be.
00:10:54.680 All right, quick.
00:10:55.900 If he, he, all of this,
00:10:58.580 but he can't drive.
00:10:59.700 Is he a B?
00:11:00.860 Is he a C?
00:11:01.860 Why is driving?
00:11:02.820 Can we please, please, please, please,
00:11:04.340 please, please, please, please,
00:11:05.780 please raise the hands.
00:11:07.660 Please raise the hand.
00:11:08.880 All right, D and F.
00:11:10.820 Yeah.
00:11:11.440 I'll say D.
00:11:13.200 All right, D, D.
00:11:14.680 She doesn't care.
00:11:15.620 What do you say?
00:11:16.300 I've never had someone that drives.
00:11:18.640 I just don't know.
00:11:19.640 All right.
00:11:20.260 I don't know.
00:11:21.000 All right, we'll do it.
00:11:21.720 I don't know.
00:11:23.360 We'll do it.
00:11:23.780 Four, man.
00:11:24.300 Four.
00:11:24.760 I know.