JustPearlyThings - August 29, 2023


This is Why Women Die Alone


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11 minutes

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Word count

2,097

Sentence count

374

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Misogyny

13

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10

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In this episode, the guys debate whether or not a guy should be an A, B, C, or D in terms of body count. They also debate the difference between a male and female virgin, and how important it is to have good sex.

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00:00:00.000 I think the average is a C, I would say.
00:00:02.880 Bad sex.
00:00:06.020 Okay.
00:00:06.880 Because you guys are the ones that are experienced.
00:00:10.960 We're just a virgin.
00:00:12.180 All right.
00:00:12.640 We've got to put good sex up here. 0.99
00:00:14.740 That's why I said A, because we don't know anything.
00:00:16.700 We just don't know.
00:00:17.200 We don't know anything.
00:00:19.200 Delusional.
00:00:21.100 Okay.
00:00:21.500 Does body count on a guy matter?
00:00:23.460 If he's a virgin, does that bring him up or down?
00:00:28.500 It's a hard one.
00:00:30.020 No, be honest.
00:00:31.360 I don't think I've ever slept.
00:00:32.820 I don't know.
00:00:33.740 All right.
00:00:34.200 Let's be honest.
00:00:36.340 Okay.
00:00:36.880 So he's a virgin.
00:00:38.060 He goes from an A.
00:00:39.220 He's great, but he's a virgin.
00:00:40.420 I would say maybe C.
00:00:41.860 Okay.
00:00:42.220 Two down.
00:00:42.940 C.
00:00:43.900 C.
00:00:44.220 C is C.
00:00:45.840 Yeah.
00:00:46.200 Whatever it is.
00:00:47.360 It's not a big deal.
00:00:48.420 It's not a big deal.
00:00:49.160 Bring it in half a million.
00:00:50.480 Yeah.
00:00:50.840 You're all good.
00:00:51.380 That's why I said to save money and tell me.
00:00:54.200 Yeah.
00:00:55.020 Yeah, that's fine.
00:00:55.920 What else do we need in here?
00:01:00.160 Okay.
00:01:00.500 Looks.
00:01:01.060 Can we, can you give me some pictures?
00:01:03.960 If you can fight.
00:01:05.880 Oh, okay.
00:01:06.340 Oh.
00:01:06.600 He's an A, but he can't fight.
00:01:12.080 What is he?
00:01:13.440 Oh my God.
00:01:14.520 A D.
00:01:16.600 D.
00:01:17.340 Protect me.
00:01:19.800 All right.
00:01:20.240 So let me get this straight.
00:01:21.120 That's such an A.
00:01:22.060 What if I can fight better than you?
00:01:23.000 I want to understand you guys' logic.
00:01:25.360 So he's six foot, makes 500K, is great in bed, but he can't fight.
00:01:28.980 So now he's a D.
00:01:29.820 No, he's a B.
00:01:30.580 He's a C.
00:01:31.480 I would say C.
00:01:32.600 Yeah.
00:01:32.880 C.
00:01:33.620 He just needs to get in the gym and practice some moves.
00:01:36.240 Pow, pow.
00:01:36.860 B.
00:01:37.340 Okay.
00:01:37.600 So you say one, you say two points.
00:01:39.060 What do you say?
00:01:40.900 D.
00:01:42.020 D.
00:01:42.580 Okay.
00:01:43.140 So the average is a C, I would say.
00:01:45.300 So I can't fight.
00:01:47.720 Yeah, no, it's important.
00:01:49.020 What if like a...
00:01:49.480 Yeah, you have to put someone breaks into the house.
00:01:51.820 Like, I need you to protect me.
00:01:52.360 Yeah, what you're doing is running away from it.
00:01:53.800 Absolutely.
00:01:54.400 That's actually quite scary.
00:01:55.360 I might fight in the guy.
00:01:56.760 That's terrifying.
00:01:57.660 What if he has feminine traits?
00:02:00.280 That's fine.
00:02:01.360 You can still have feminine traits. 1.00
00:02:02.940 F.
00:02:03.700 I quite...
00:02:04.620 F.
00:02:05.320 Right away.
00:02:06.160 F.
00:02:06.520 F.
00:02:06.740 He's good.
00:02:07.360 All right.
00:02:07.700 So he's six foot.
00:02:08.720 What do you define as feminine? 1.00
00:02:10.060 Listen, listen, guys.
00:02:10.940 He's six foot, makes 500K a year, great sex, but he has feminine traits. 0.55
00:02:16.140 What is he?
00:02:16.560 What are the traits, though?
00:02:17.640 Like maybe...
00:02:18.680 D.
00:02:19.040 D.
00:02:19.360 He cries about his feelings.
00:02:20.720 I don't mind that.
00:02:21.520 You cried.
00:02:22.160 He paints his nails.
00:02:22.440 I want you to cry.
00:02:23.340 Okay.
00:02:23.800 He paints his nails?
00:02:25.380 All right, guys.
00:02:26.500 Whoa.
00:02:27.020 What's going on?
00:02:27.940 Who says B?
00:02:28.740 Who says B?
00:02:31.000 No, no.
00:02:31.620 I thought there should be a...
00:02:32.600 Should it be a...
00:02:33.960 Not balanced, but there should be something.
00:02:34.960 I need you to listen.
00:02:35.980 I need you to listen and raise your hand.
00:02:37.780 Okay.
00:02:38.140 Who says B?
00:02:39.740 Who says C?
00:02:41.260 Who says D?
00:02:43.000 Let's say C. 0.64
00:02:43.360 Who says F?
00:02:44.600 F.
00:02:45.080 Okay, so...
00:02:46.520 Did you just not vote?
00:02:47.780 I did.
00:02:48.180 I said B.
00:02:49.080 Oh, C.
00:02:49.480 I think D is average.
00:02:51.880 All right, yeah.
00:02:53.220 So...
00:02:54.100 Feminine.
00:02:56.480 I don't mean...
00:02:57.860 Yeah, I know.
00:02:58.540 I don't agree with that.
00:03:00.060 What about him having a dog?
00:03:01.900 Like him having a father in his life?
00:03:04.540 What?
00:03:05.300 A father figure.
00:03:06.900 Oh, well, that kind of goes into femininity, right? 1.00
00:03:09.420 Yeah.
00:03:09.620 But I guess...
00:03:10.120 I guess rough family background.
00:03:12.020 He's an A with a rough family background.
00:03:13.880 I have a good one.
00:03:14.480 I have a good one.
00:03:15.180 He has a criminal record.
00:03:17.440 A?
00:03:19.580 Yeah, that could go either way.
00:03:20.940 A, but he has a criminal record.
00:03:23.720 No.
00:03:24.120 F.
00:03:24.940 Yeah, straight.
00:03:25.660 I mean, what kind of criminal record?
00:03:27.340 What did he do?
00:03:28.000 Is it financial?
00:03:29.340 Is it...
00:03:30.320 That's a good point.
00:03:31.020 Yes.
00:03:31.700 He dealt drugs.
00:03:33.460 F.
00:03:34.020 F.
00:03:34.760 Nah.
00:03:35.360 I don't have time for that.
00:03:36.360 He's like A star.
00:03:41.220 Have any of you dated a drug dealer?
00:03:43.080 Yeah.
00:03:44.300 Unfortunately.
00:03:45.020 No, I look like I would dated a drug dealer.
00:03:45.640 And I didn't know he'd done it.
00:03:47.260 I didn't know until I found out.
00:03:48.220 You said it's an F.
00:03:49.420 Yeah.
00:03:49.760 So you're dating an F?
00:03:50.400 No, as in, like, I didn't know about it until I found out about it.
00:03:53.640 Oh, that's fair enough.
00:03:53.980 And then you continued dating him?
00:03:55.020 No.
00:03:55.880 It was a long story.
00:03:57.380 But now looking back, he was an F man. 0.92
00:03:59.300 Yeah, 100%.
00:04:00.280 He was an F in all aspects.
00:04:01.940 That's why you get men to make your decisions. 1.00
00:04:03.240 Now I'm only joking.
00:04:05.680 Take away the boat. 0.92
00:04:06.500 That was, I'm looking at the chat, guys.
00:04:09.420 If you have anything, feel free to super chat it.
00:04:12.100 I'm trying to think.
00:04:12.780 There was one I had, but I can't remember what it was.
00:04:14.780 I want to understand these.
00:04:16.280 Oh, what about dress sense?
00:04:17.460 We didn't say attractiveness.
00:04:18.380 You say attractiveness.
00:04:19.700 Oh, wait.
00:04:20.240 Dress sense is important.
00:04:20.960 Can you get me some pictures of some guys that you would deem like?
00:04:24.400 Michael B. Jordan.
00:04:25.820 I'd say probably, yeah.
00:04:27.060 Okay, Michael B.
00:04:28.260 How does someone get to a 500k without a record?
00:04:32.720 That's what I want to understand.
00:04:34.060 He's hot.
00:04:34.660 Without a criminal record?
00:04:35.740 Yeah.
00:04:36.080 How do you get to a 500k without a record?
00:04:37.320 I'm not easy.
00:04:38.080 Well, I mean, it's possible.
00:04:39.580 Are you serious?
00:04:40.440 Business owner.
00:04:41.040 There's a lot of millionaires that have lack of record.
00:04:42.900 I mean, I grew up around millionaires.
00:04:44.540 None of them had a criminal record.
00:04:45.760 It could be something that's so small.
00:04:47.100 We're going to burst our bubble in a minute, please.
00:04:48.780 Yeah.
00:04:49.160 I'm actually dying to golf.
00:04:51.160 Oh, no.
00:04:51.600 Let's get your whole picture.
00:04:53.660 No, he doesn't look that great, though.
00:04:55.800 That's a joke's picture of him.
00:04:56.460 I want him smiling.
00:04:57.740 Yeah.
00:04:57.840 We should have seen him.
00:05:00.620 All right.
00:05:01.520 All right, King, can you put up, like, some average-looking guys?
00:05:06.320 Just some normal?
00:05:07.940 Like, I just want to get...
00:05:09.360 I want us to, like, just put it off the screen for a second,
00:05:13.520 and then we'll come back.
00:05:14.720 Can you just pull up some guys?
00:05:16.700 Why?
00:05:17.180 Will from in-betweener.
00:05:18.820 Cut that.
00:05:19.460 Yeah.
00:05:20.300 I don't even know who that is.
00:05:21.380 Yeah.
00:05:21.700 I'm trying to think who's, like, average-looking, like...
00:05:24.880 Okay, if he's overweight...
00:05:27.320 If he's 20...
00:05:28.260 All right, if he's 20 pounds overweight, he's an A, but he's 20 pounds overweight.
00:05:33.120 What does that make him?
00:05:34.400 B.
00:05:35.020 I would say, like, a C.
00:05:36.840 B.
00:05:38.020 All right, so who says B?
00:05:39.480 Raise your hand.
00:05:40.480 I'll say B.
00:05:41.320 Okay.
00:05:41.800 All right.
00:05:42.300 So...
00:05:42.620 All right.
00:05:46.400 40 pounds?
00:05:47.480 Is it every 20 pounds is each?
00:05:49.700 So C is 40 pounds?
00:05:51.880 I guess.
00:05:52.540 Yes, maybe.
00:05:53.080 Yeah.
00:05:53.140 I guess just...
00:05:53.780 Okay, yeah.
00:05:54.560 Reasonable.
00:05:55.040 Yeah.
00:05:55.500 I'd say C.
00:05:56.360 Okay.
00:05:57.260 All right.
00:05:57.640 He has all this stuff, but he's boring.
00:06:00.440 Mm-hmm.
00:06:01.200 Mm-hmm.
00:06:02.060 Okay.
00:06:02.580 So he doesn't go out.
00:06:03.860 You're not going on any trips.
00:06:05.380 You're just...
00:06:06.220 He's six foot.
00:06:08.360 He's good in bed.
00:06:09.440 He's hot.
00:06:10.400 But he's just boring.
00:06:11.180 You're never going anywhere.
00:06:12.460 No trips.
00:06:13.340 You're just out.
00:06:13.780 See, I value memories.
00:06:14.980 Oh, gosh.
00:06:16.100 Okay, so...
00:06:16.700 I wouldn't like that.
00:06:17.600 Ladies, ladies. 0.99
00:06:18.840 Okay, so who says he's now a B?
00:06:21.480 I would say he's a B.
00:06:22.680 That's a female to change that, isn't it? 1.00
00:06:25.000 Okay, who says he's a C?
00:06:26.720 I would say B, yeah.
00:06:27.940 Because you can just book the stuff and make him go in it.
00:06:30.720 C.
00:06:31.640 Okay, who says D?
00:06:34.520 Would you say the words of most C?
00:06:36.260 C.
00:06:36.700 Yeah.
00:06:37.000 So let me get this straight.
00:06:37.940 A guy that looks like Michael B. Jordan is six foot, 500K,
00:06:41.680 in good sex, it's a C because he's boring.
00:06:44.940 Yeah.
00:06:45.680 This is why we die lonely.
00:06:48.520 It's because it's all about the memories,
00:06:50.720 the stuff that you do.
00:06:51.640 Yeah.
00:06:52.760 Why is it, oh, my God.
00:06:55.380 Do your thing.
00:06:56.240 Choose who you want.
00:06:57.180 Because of the things that you say in a...
00:06:57.820 No, no, no.
00:06:58.260 Okay, okay.
00:06:59.320 How do you...
00:06:59.980 Let us on.
00:07:00.580 How do you guys think these men get to 500K?
00:07:04.480 By being boring.
00:07:08.380 I actually don't mind a boring guy.
00:07:09.940 The exciting guys have time.
00:07:11.680 All of this, but he's awkward.
00:07:18.900 Oh, no, I don't deal well with awkward people.
00:07:21.060 Okay, all right.
00:07:22.140 So raise your hand if you say B.
00:07:24.800 When you say awkward, you mean not social.
00:07:27.380 Yeah, not like he can't really...
00:07:28.860 He doesn't know how to talk to the ladies. 0.98
00:07:31.720 He's not a flirt.
00:07:32.740 Oh, no, that ain't.
00:07:34.100 No, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:07:35.840 And he's just kind of awkward and boring and conversant,
00:07:38.380 like a nerd, you know what I mean?
00:07:39.540 Like, yeah.
00:07:41.020 Social skills are dead.
00:07:42.300 Okay, okay.
00:07:42.960 So raise your hand if you say B.
00:07:45.580 Raise your hand if you say C.
00:07:46.980 I'll say C.
00:07:48.120 Okay, we're going to go with that.
00:07:49.320 You're going to say D.
00:07:50.760 Yeah.
00:07:54.040 Okay.
00:07:54.780 Let's do dress sense. 0.67
00:07:56.380 Show him.
00:07:56.700 All right, we're going to call this guy Glasses Guy.
00:08:03.460 What is he?
00:08:04.140 His name's Will.
00:08:05.360 So yeah, Will is six foot.
00:08:07.900 He makes 500,000 to you.
00:08:09.800 He's actually quite cute.
00:08:10.920 And he has great sex with you, 0.59
00:08:13.700 but that's what he looks like.
00:08:16.480 I want you to raise your hand if you'd go on a date.
00:08:19.580 Yeah, I would.
00:08:20.800 Okay, I want to raise your hand if you'd marry him
00:08:22.960 just off these numbers.
00:08:24.920 Yeah.
00:08:25.900 If he takes care of me, loves me,
00:08:27.880 if he's loyal to me.
00:08:29.060 Yeah, if he's loyal to me.
00:08:30.240 Okay, but what does he go down to?
00:08:32.000 Is he looks wise?
00:08:33.280 Is he a B?
00:08:33.740 All right, I'm going to write.
00:08:35.040 Is he a B?
00:08:37.000 Is he a C?
00:08:37.960 A C. 0.98
00:08:39.020 Okay, so Glasses Guy.
00:08:40.300 Can you show him the next one, King?
00:08:41.640 Can we talk about loyalty?
00:08:49.140 Oh yeah, okay.
00:08:50.100 He's an A.
00:08:50.700 That's a great one.
00:08:51.800 All right, he's an A, but he's a cheater.
00:08:54.840 All right, so is he a B?
00:08:57.640 Raise your hand.
00:08:59.240 A C?
00:09:00.000 Raise your hand.
00:09:01.520 A D?
00:09:02.160 Raise your hand.
00:09:03.840 An F?
00:09:04.420 Raise your hand.
00:09:04.940 This is the biggest cat,
00:09:06.260 because every bitch has an ex-boyfriend 1.00
00:09:07.860 that cheated on her.
00:09:09.220 Yeah, but it didn't have...
00:09:11.640 Like...
00:09:12.580 Yeah, but it's like,
00:09:13.300 if we didn't like him,
00:09:13.940 we wouldn't pick him in the first place.
00:09:16.300 You don't accidentally fuck the ugly guy
00:09:18.620 with no social skills.
00:09:19.980 Do you think he could cheat, Will?
00:09:21.600 Yeah, anyone who's having any of them.
00:09:22.920 Yeah, of course.
00:09:23.540 So is the quiet ones who go over chat, Phil.
00:09:27.520 Okay, we got another guy, King.
00:09:32.540 All right, this guy.
00:09:35.720 Who's that?
00:09:36.520 Wait, who's that?
00:09:38.340 Is that right?
00:09:39.680 Yeah, we just look up random.
00:09:41.240 Some guy.
00:09:42.060 Imagine you're the other guy that comes up.
00:09:43.760 Okay, guys.
00:09:44.620 I'm in this search.
00:09:45.400 Imagine he's watching this podcast
00:09:46.640 and he sees himself.
00:09:48.180 Is he a B?
00:09:49.420 Is he a C?
00:09:50.760 Oh, Lord.
00:09:51.620 I'm sorry.
00:09:53.060 I can't even do this.
00:09:54.560 Is he an F?
00:09:55.340 I'm sad.
00:09:57.180 Please, please pay attention, class.
00:09:59.880 Is he a B?
00:10:01.600 Is he a C?
00:10:03.100 Do you know what?
00:10:03.460 I'll say F because of his teeth.
00:10:05.380 Like, it just resembles his mouth.
00:10:07.220 All right, all right.
00:10:07.680 Okay, you know what?
00:10:08.780 I think money can do a lot of things,
00:10:10.580 so I would do deep.
00:10:12.080 Yeah.
00:10:13.560 Because he can go to Turkey 0.99
00:10:15.220 and get the veneers
00:10:16.240 and he can definitely work on himself.
00:10:18.820 He can get a bit of Botox.
00:10:20.620 Now let's go to the men.
00:10:23.240 Let's go out of delusion
00:10:25.380 and let's go into reality.
00:10:27.220 We never said that about the other.
00:10:29.400 Well, why?
00:10:30.340 Because the men's, 1.00
00:10:31.160 what the men ask for
00:10:32.120 is perfectly reasonable.
00:10:33.900 You guys, like any,
00:10:35.280 because any woman... 1.00
00:10:36.360 We didn't do dress sense.
00:10:37.680 Oh, okay, we'll do it without.
00:10:39.040 Looks, you said looks then.
00:10:40.060 Yeah, looks, fine.
00:10:41.060 Look it, because any woman 1.00
00:10:42.300 pretty much outside of the hotness stuff
00:10:44.600 could be an A or at least a B.
00:10:47.020 But not every guy.
00:10:49.140 Can we add one thing?
00:10:50.220 Driving.
00:10:50.780 Do they drive?
00:10:51.640 I think that's a big thing.
00:10:53.220 It kind of is to these like to be.
00:10:54.680 All right, quick.
00:10:55.900 If he, he, all of this,
00:10:58.580 but he can't drive.
00:10:59.700 Is he a B?
00:11:00.860 Is he a C?
00:11:01.860 Why is driving?
00:11:02.820 Can we please, please, please, please,
00:11:04.340 please, please, please, please,
00:11:05.780 please raise the hands.
00:11:07.660 Please raise the hand.
00:11:08.880 All right, D and F.
00:11:10.820 Yeah.
00:11:11.440 I'll say D.
00:11:13.200 All right, D, D.
00:11:14.680 She doesn't care.
00:11:15.620 What do you say?
00:11:16.300 I've never had someone that drives.
00:11:18.640 I just don't know.
00:11:19.640 All right.
00:11:20.260 I don't know.
00:11:21.000 All right, we'll do it.
00:11:21.720 I don't know.
00:11:23.360 We'll do it.
00:11:23.780 Four, man.
00:11:24.300 Four.
00:11:24.760 I know.