Desperate Model Gets REJECTED By Man
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Summary
A desperate Instagram model gets rejected by a man who doesn't know where she is from and wants to know if she's from Chicago or Kentucky. I'm here to give my thoughts on it and give my opinion on it.
Transcript
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How the hell am I supposed to know where the you from?
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Welcome to the Just and Curly Things YouTube channel, and welcome to my reaction series.
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Make sure you like the video on your way in, and get yourself a Women Shouldn't Vote t-shirt
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Today I'm going to be reacting to a desperate IG model getting rejected and laughed at.
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As you guys know, we have seen this overwhelming trend of Instagram models thinking they are
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They get a couple of Instagram followers, they get some clout, they get a bit of attention
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from celebrities, and they then think they are wife material and so amazing and awesome.
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Unfortunately, we have an entire economy that profits off of these women, and lies to them
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for a lifetime until they hit 35 and realize they're about to die alone.
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So, we are going to watch an Instagram model getting rejected.
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And most of these women have no idea how delusional or stupid that they look because men will never
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tell you and will generally simp for a lifetime.
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Typically, it is something where she has had plastic surgery.
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A lot of times, fake teeth, fake hair, fake butt.
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I guess these girls are trying to win his affection.
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Yeah, he's like, ladies, you're trying to win my affection.
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I would have been like, you are very unprepared ma'am.
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How the hell I'm supposed to know where the f*** you from?
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He might have said it the wrong way, but he got a point.
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If I'm signing up for a show to go date a celebrity,
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the least I could do is Google them so I know who I'm talking to.
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But he was acting too cocky, so she had to cook.
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I pray that I only ever have to use it against bears and wolves.
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But if I ever do come up against a two-legged snake with evil intentions.
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And it's back to the right, to the left, mop it up, clean it up.
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Astrology is just a way for people to blame their character flaws on something that they can't-
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Shut your goofy ass up and go back to the kitchen.
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I'm going to f*** your dad and give him a child he actually loves.
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Um, let's say he wanted you to change outfits because he thought you were dressing too slutty.
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I have a new Twitter series where I deem outfits wife and mother worthy.
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I mean, if you're going to dress up as a nun, could you not do a slutty nun?
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And I mean, if she's going to dress like that, got guys looking at her, then obviously
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He said, just because you're full don't mean you can't look at the menu.
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If you can dress however you want, I can look at whatever I want.
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And Jennifer, I would not give you the sweat off my a** if you were dying of thirst.
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You can't have Chef Boyardee, but you can have Chef Boyardee's nuts.
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you said yeah let's go upstairs oh she had a boyfriend oh wow i wanted to pee with the kid
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no the only way i was able to even get upstairs is because of him
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they weren't gonna let anyone upstairs so out of everyone in the house they will only let neon
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tell people to go upstairs yes a kid yes a kid neon was the was the bathroom commander
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i hope he broke up with her i don't think he did if he's doing all this i don't i think he's still
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with her i'm gonna guess if your girlfriend out here getting sauced by streamers that's not your
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girlfriend that's our girlfriend if she had a party without you especially if it's at some dude's
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house i don't think she's there to talk about our lord and savior jesus and dressed like that you
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know jesus can't save these why are you trying can you spell me do i look stupid a little a little
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oh me you forgot the d there's no d in me not yet
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i got struck jalapeno peppers raw are the best anything raw is good
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what's going on nothing why are you driving in the wrong way of traffic no i just got changed
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around i just moved here like two months ago okay i just got changed around okay
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how do you get i've i've moved a lot of times guys i have to tell you i've moved quite a bit
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in my life i lived chicago i lived in the chicago country i lived close to the city in college i also
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lived in milwaukee also lived in london and never have i ever just driven the wrong way in traffic
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because i moved that story is not adding up chica i'm not a detective i know this is a real cop i'm not
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a detective but my spidey senses are going okay do you understand what's going on though you're
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going into oncoming traffic i know and i just decided that it was better just to turn around
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really okay but i'm sorry i just have like really bad social anxiety and stuff
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now look i know some people with social anxiety it's a real thing um i would say it comes from not
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like a lot of my generation and lower not really learning how to properly socialize with people
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but i i can't say that's gonna make you drive into oncoming traffic i'm not i'm not a detective
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but my spidey senses are still going i don't want to step out whenever you're asking for
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stuff okay well we're past that let's just go ahead and step out as an indigenous person
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that chick looks whiter than me and i'm pretty white guys i'm pretty i'm pretty pale i and she
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looks paler than me that takes a lot i i'm not saying that she isn't indigenous okay i'm not saying
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that but i am saying my spidey senses are going off right back here please miss perry am i i'm
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now i'm not a detective but but i mean she's got long hair i see some boobs there
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she could just be fat i don't know i'm gonna guess it's a she who knows i've been fooled before
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i'm just gonna guess what do you go by this is kai how can i refer to you tonight kai okay hey i'm
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smelling alcohol i know how much have you consumed tonight like probably through a drink i need to run
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you through some tests right now stand facing me please but i just want you to know that i also have
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very bad social anxiety you and me both okay okay any recent head trauma traumatic brain injuries
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anything i need to know about uh mental yes focus on my finger please i am you're just like trying to
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intimidate me now i'm not a detective all right i'm not i'm not i'm not a detective but he's not really
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coming off as intimidating to me i i don't know i don't know maybe there's some trauma everyone's
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got this trauma nowadays trauma trauma trauma i'll keep watching i'll keep watching how i'm trying to
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do that this is the test as you know as an indigenous person and there's a bunch of all right
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guys do you know how hard it is to be paler than me i am a ginger i am a ginger there who's paler than
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a ginger this chick now i'm not saying i'm not saying that she doesn't have indigenous whatever
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all i'm saying is i'm skeptical this sounds like an elizabeth warren it does going around
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we don't care let me tell you all right let me tell you we don't care i'm sorry but it's just for me
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to be on my toes i'll get you can you remember that my toes and he's thinking of my nose you know the
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song but i told you that i'm non-binary yeah i'll try my hardest i'll refer to you as kai right yes
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perfect i need to know if you have any injuries or anything that would prevent you from doing a
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standard walk or a turn tonight mental health um any physical injuries
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mental yeah but no i'm just saying okay i get you what else you want now with your right foot
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place it in front of your left in a heel to toe touching manner with your arms by your side just
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like this ma'am can you not call me ma'am please i'm trying my hardest okay okay it means a lot to
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me i'm trying my hardest i don't feel like a man so okay it's kind of triggering right foot in front
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of your left nope go back i'm sorry but the whole man thing just like i apologize let's see if we can
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move forward from it oh this cop deserves a medal for like patience this is the most patient cop
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no but i just want to tell you that i suffer from really bad anxiety especially
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with generational trauma and ptsd you can ptsd's nuts at this point people are just self-diagnosing
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mental illnesses so they can claim victimhood if you tell me you have ptsd and it isn't
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immediately followed up with the story of how you lost your leg i'm not buying it let's just be
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honest especially if you a white woman from the suburbs you ain't got to worry about no ptsd you
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gotta worry about obesity around hey hey i have a lot of trauma thank you all right white people
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and clots all right it's just i'm gonna speak with you right over here okay no yes ma'am go ahead
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and place your hands behind your back don't dude don't make it hard please don't make it hard no you're
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you're gonna get a resisting dude i you're gonna get i don't don't resist don't listen to me don't
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resist don't you're being a white man and don't i followed all of your like i'm an indigenous person
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like you guys wow it's like this is like a kid adult you guys are scaring me there's nothing to be
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afraid of the funny thing about women it's like when they get caught they'll kind of cry the men
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will the men will just like take the l and be like yeah all right this is called generational trauma
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she's drinking and driving on the wrong side of the road and she thinks she's getting arrested
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because she's indigenous if you're just trying to get out of being arrested at this point you might
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as well tell them you're gonna suck them off i'm not saying it's a good thing and i'm not saying
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it's gonna work i'm just saying statistically speaking it has to work better than saying you
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have ptsd let me know yeah um i i'm not a detective guys i'm not sure she's indigenous i'm not sure she
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really has trauma like that but i'm pretty sure she's drunk i i'm not a detective i'm not law enforcement
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i don't know maybe i'm crazy but my spidey senses are tangled but let me know what you guys think in
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the comments this is why women shouldn't vote we buy into this and we just go nuts
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get yourself a t-shirt in the description i'll talk to you guys next time