JustPearlyThings - October 15, 2023


Female Tiktoker Gets Finessed By High Value Man


Episode Stats

Length

7 minutes

Words per Minute

175.27725

Word Count

1,296

Sentence Count

119

Misogynist Sentences

19

Hate Speech Sentences

13


Summary

My date invited two more women to dinner to speed up the process of finding the perfect three way. I'm not even joking when I say that this was the worst first date I've ever been on and I'll tell you why.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 As I talked about earlier, I really do see three types of men.
00:00:05.820 The chads, the simps, and the sexless.
00:00:09.740 And I see two phenomenons going on.
00:00:13.720 One is the simps will do more and more and more to get these women.
00:00:17.680 You see them buying extravagant rings, just doing the mostest to get these chicks.
00:00:23.060 And you see the chads realizing how much leverage they have and just doing the wildest shit.
00:00:28.180 I'm going to give you an example.
00:00:29.380 So this girl talks about my date invited two more women to dinner to find the perfect
00:00:36.620 three way.
00:00:37.620 I just had the worst first date of my life.
00:00:42.480 I figure I'm just going to tell you what happened and then we're going to try and work our way
00:00:47.260 back from there.
00:00:49.020 My date invited myself along with two other women so that he could speed up the process
00:00:55.660 of finding his perfect three way.
00:00:59.180 I met this guy on a dating app and I feel like by all reasonable measures, he was pretty
00:01:04.360 much just your average guy.
00:01:06.420 literally nothing in his profile could have prepared me for what was to come.
00:01:11.600 We agreed to meet at this Italian restaurant that's about 15 minutes away from my house.
00:01:15.660 So I show up in my Uber and I'm probably like 10 minutes early because I just usually show
00:01:22.540 up early to things.
00:01:23.600 I don't know.
00:01:24.600 When I get there, he's standing outside the restaurant and I recognize him from his profile.
00:01:27.660 So at least he's not a catfish.
00:01:28.660 You know, we say hi to each other and then he's just like, okay, let's go inside and grab
00:01:32.840 our table.
00:01:33.840 He made a reservation.
00:01:34.900 So the table was ready right when we got there.
00:01:37.580 So at least that was nice.
00:01:39.580 They bring us to our table and they seat us at this four top, which honestly, isn't that
00:01:44.540 weird.
00:01:45.540 But we're really only sitting there for like maybe two minutes before this girl walks up
00:01:50.540 who I think at the time is just a waitress, but no, no.
00:01:56.380 And you already know what's coming.
00:01:58.120 She kind of just looks at me funny and then introduces herself just casually.
00:02:02.660 And I'm like, oh, hi, like I'm Megan.
00:02:04.980 And as she's sitting down, the next girl walks up.
00:02:07.940 So all the girls are just introducing each other.
00:02:10.360 And I'm like, what the fuck is going on?
00:02:12.500 He's just sitting there like completely fucking fine.
00:02:15.200 And then she goes, oh, so like, how do you know so-and-so as in the guy?
00:02:18.880 I'm just not going to say his name because honestly, you know what?
00:02:21.080 I should fucking say his name, Matthew.
00:02:23.380 It was Matthew.
00:02:24.380 And I'm like, oh, I actually don't really.
00:02:26.880 This is our first date.
00:02:28.340 So naturally my next question is, oh, well, how do you know Matthew?
00:02:32.820 He looks me dead in the eyes and goes, I thought this was our first date.
00:02:37.800 Yeah.
00:02:38.800 I just thought that these other two girls were friends that he knew that were around.
00:02:43.660 He invited, I don't know.
00:02:45.340 People are weird.
00:02:46.340 But no, he'd scheduled this date at the same time with all three of us to meet at this place.
00:02:53.000 And why?
00:02:54.000 You might ask.
00:02:55.000 Well, you're probably not asking because I already told you he was trying to speed up
00:02:59.340 his process of finding the perfect three way.
00:03:04.040 We all left.
00:03:05.040 Okay.
00:03:06.040 I want to, I want to give you guys some context.
00:03:09.720 So if this guy on dating apps, women only initiate contact 5% of the time.
00:03:16.380 They only match.
00:03:17.380 It's like 15 to 20% of men are getting all the swipes.
00:03:21.280 So this is a guy already.
00:03:22.560 She might think he's average, but women were deluded.
00:03:24.860 We don't know that we find 80% of men is ugly.
00:03:27.540 Mind you.
00:03:28.540 The average guy, this means he's probably still in the top 10% of guys.
00:03:31.780 So if he's able to get three dates, that tells me in terms of dating app stats, he's up there.
00:03:39.580 So this is straight savage.
00:03:42.540 I, I wish they could have recorded this.
00:03:46.660 That is so funny.
00:03:48.760 So this guy, now I'm not saying this is right.
00:03:51.740 I'm not saying you, you should do that, but you kind of wonder like it, it, it, if he's
00:03:58.280 doing it, it had to have worked at least once.
00:04:01.780 Right.
00:04:02.780 Right.
00:04:03.780 Like, um, so what I see really is the top 10, 5% of men, they're just doing crazier and
00:04:10.900 crazier stuff.
00:04:11.780 I mean, you have Andrew Tate, right?
00:04:14.660 He's openly saying he wants multiple to have children with multiple women.
00:04:18.740 Same with his brother.
00:04:20.380 And women are, you, you see women getting more desperate for the top 10% of men.
00:04:25.660 And so they agree to it.
00:04:26.700 They just say, okay, I'll do it.
00:04:28.300 And this kind of goes to a lesson now.
00:04:30.620 I know it didn't work out for this guy, but what this tells me is that if he's doing it,
00:04:36.100 it's probably worked once it's probably worked once.
00:04:39.500 So what, what you start to get is, um, women would rather be the king's concubine than the
00:04:46.800 peasant's wife.
00:04:47.800 I don't say this in a happy way.
00:04:49.720 But the last couple hundred of years, the top 15% of men have always had concubines.
00:04:55.000 They've always had multiple women.
00:04:56.040 There's a reason King Solomon had like 300 wives.
00:05:00.040 Um, yeah.
00:05:01.040 And this is why I say, you know, if you date the top 15% of men, don't be shocked if there's
00:05:08.000 someone else.
00:05:09.000 And the solution is don't, if you don't want that, then don't date the top 15% of men.
00:05:14.280 Pick your poison.
00:05:15.600 But the problem is women just want it all.
00:05:17.560 They want everything.
00:05:18.600 And, um, are there women that win the lottery and get everything?
00:05:23.560 Yes.
00:05:24.600 But don't count on it.
00:05:27.640 Do you know what I mean?
00:05:28.280 Like, what are we going to count on this?
00:05:30.920 You can hope for it, you know, hope for the best.
00:05:33.080 But, you know, this goes back to women.
00:05:35.480 We're just not the most logical.
00:05:37.240 We don't look at dating and think, well, it's probably better to have the normal guy than
00:05:44.040 share the top guy.
00:05:45.240 No, it's just based on how we feel.
00:05:46.840 Well, I feel a certain way with him.
00:05:49.000 Therefore, this is what I'm going for.
00:05:51.160 I don't, I don't make the rules.
00:05:53.080 I just tell you what they are.
00:05:54.520 So I was scrolling on Twitter, guys.
00:05:57.560 Pearl's just a mech.
00:05:58.760 I'm an expert tweeter.
00:06:00.680 And it says, reminder, the projected results for the 2018 midterms based on polling patterns
00:06:07.160 and 5038 life forecast on October, October 24th.
00:06:12.840 So this is showing what would happen if women didn't vote.
00:06:20.200 Look at that.
00:06:20.840 How beautiful is that map?
00:06:23.800 Guys, and get your women shouldn't vote t-shirt today.
00:06:26.280 All right.
00:06:26.680 Repeal it.
00:06:27.480 Take that shit away.
00:06:28.280 So someone tweeted only MTF transgenders would promote this or only weak women repeal the 19th.
00:06:37.400 So I just introduced myself.
00:06:39.240 I say, why, hello there.
00:06:40.520 I'm Pearl.
00:06:42.600 Get yourself a women should vote t-shirt today.
00:06:46.120 Guys, all the craziness, everything we talked about today.
00:06:50.120 Who was writing the hit piece on Dave Portnoyd?
00:06:52.680 Women.
00:06:53.960 Um, you know, who,
00:06:55.960 who was arguing for the trans stuff?
00:06:59.720 Women.
00:07:01.480 Um, who was freaking out on the plane?
00:07:03.080 Women.
00:07:03.880 There is, there's a natural order in the world.
00:07:05.560 It goes God, men, women, children.
00:07:07.800 And when we mess up the natural order of the world and give authority to women and not men,
00:07:13.560 shit gets fucked up.
00:07:15.000 Don't shoot the messenger guys.
00:07:16.600 Have a great weekend.
00:07:17.640 Get yourself a women should vote t-shirt.
00:07:19.480 Like the video on your way out.
00:07:20.920 Subscribe to the channel.
00:07:21.880 And I'll talk to you next time.