JustPearlyThings - October 15, 2023


Female Tiktoker Gets Finessed By High Value Man


Episode Stats


Length

7 minutes

Words per minute

175.27725

Word count

1,296

Sentence count

119

Harmful content

Misogyny

19

sentences flagged

Hate speech

13

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Summary

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My date invited two more women to dinner to speed up the process of finding the perfect three way. I'm not even joking when I say that this was the worst first date I've ever been on and I'll tell you why.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 As I talked about earlier, I really do see three types of men.
00:00:05.820 The chads, the simps, and the sexless.
00:00:09.740 And I see two phenomenons going on.
00:00:13.720 One is the simps will do more and more and more to get these women. 0.80
00:00:17.680 You see them buying extravagant rings, just doing the mostest to get these chicks. 1.00
00:00:23.060 And you see the chads realizing how much leverage they have and just doing the wildest shit.
00:00:28.180 I'm going to give you an example.
00:00:29.380 So this girl talks about my date invited two more women to dinner to find the perfect 1.00
00:00:36.620 three way.
00:00:37.620 I just had the worst first date of my life.
00:00:42.480 I figure I'm just going to tell you what happened and then we're going to try and work our way
00:00:47.260 back from there.
00:00:49.020 My date invited myself along with two other women so that he could speed up the process
00:00:55.660 of finding his perfect three way.
00:00:59.180 I met this guy on a dating app and I feel like by all reasonable measures, he was pretty
00:01:04.360 much just your average guy.
00:01:06.420 literally nothing in his profile could have prepared me for what was to come.
00:01:11.600 We agreed to meet at this Italian restaurant that's about 15 minutes away from my house.
00:01:15.660 So I show up in my Uber and I'm probably like 10 minutes early because I just usually show
00:01:22.540 up early to things.
00:01:23.600 I don't know.
00:01:24.600 When I get there, he's standing outside the restaurant and I recognize him from his profile.
00:01:27.660 So at least he's not a catfish.
00:01:28.660 You know, we say hi to each other and then he's just like, okay, let's go inside and grab
00:01:32.840 our table.
00:01:33.840 He made a reservation.
00:01:34.900 So the table was ready right when we got there.
00:01:37.580 So at least that was nice.
00:01:39.580 They bring us to our table and they seat us at this four top, which honestly, isn't that
00:01:44.540 weird.
00:01:45.540 But we're really only sitting there for like maybe two minutes before this girl walks up 1.00
00:01:50.540 who I think at the time is just a waitress, but no, no.
00:01:56.380 And you already know what's coming.
00:01:58.120 She kind of just looks at me funny and then introduces herself just casually.
00:02:02.660 And I'm like, oh, hi, like I'm Megan.
00:02:04.980 And as she's sitting down, the next girl walks up. 1.00
00:02:07.940 So all the girls are just introducing each other.
00:02:10.360 And I'm like, what the fuck is going on?
00:02:12.500 He's just sitting there like completely fucking fine.
00:02:15.200 And then she goes, oh, so like, how do you know so-and-so as in the guy?
00:02:18.880 I'm just not going to say his name because honestly, you know what?
00:02:21.080 I should fucking say his name, Matthew.
00:02:23.380 It was Matthew.
00:02:24.380 And I'm like, oh, I actually don't really.
00:02:26.880 This is our first date.
00:02:28.340 So naturally my next question is, oh, well, how do you know Matthew?
00:02:32.820 He looks me dead in the eyes and goes, I thought this was our first date.
00:02:37.800 Yeah.
00:02:38.800 I just thought that these other two girls were friends that he knew that were around.
00:02:43.660 He invited, I don't know.
00:02:45.340 People are weird.
00:02:46.340 But no, he'd scheduled this date at the same time with all three of us to meet at this place.
00:02:53.000 And why?
00:02:54.000 You might ask.
00:02:55.000 Well, you're probably not asking because I already told you he was trying to speed up
00:02:59.340 his process of finding the perfect three way.
00:03:04.040 We all left.
00:03:05.040 Okay.
00:03:06.040 I want to, I want to give you guys some context.
00:03:09.720 So if this guy on dating apps, women only initiate contact 5% of the time.
00:03:16.380 They only match.
00:03:17.380 It's like 15 to 20% of men are getting all the swipes. 0.90
00:03:21.280 So this is a guy already.
00:03:22.560 She might think he's average, but women were deluded. 1.00
00:03:24.860 We don't know that we find 80% of men is ugly.
00:03:27.540 Mind you.
00:03:28.540 The average guy, this means he's probably still in the top 10% of guys.
00:03:31.780 So if he's able to get three dates, that tells me in terms of dating app stats, he's up there.
00:03:39.580 So this is straight savage.
00:03:42.540 I, I wish they could have recorded this.
00:03:46.660 That is so funny.
00:03:48.760 So this guy, now I'm not saying this is right.
00:03:51.740 I'm not saying you, you should do that, but you kind of wonder like it, it, it, if he's
00:03:58.280 doing it, it had to have worked at least once.
00:04:01.780 Right.
00:04:02.780 Right.
00:04:03.780 Like, um, so what I see really is the top 10, 5% of men, they're just doing crazier and
00:04:10.900 crazier stuff.
00:04:11.780 I mean, you have Andrew Tate, right?
00:04:14.660 He's openly saying he wants multiple to have children with multiple women.
00:04:18.740 Same with his brother.
00:04:20.380 And women are, you, you see women getting more desperate for the top 10% of men.
00:04:25.660 And so they agree to it.
00:04:26.700 They just say, okay, I'll do it.
00:04:28.300 And this kind of goes to a lesson now.
00:04:30.620 I know it didn't work out for this guy, but what this tells me is that if he's doing it,
00:04:36.100 it's probably worked once it's probably worked once.
00:04:39.500 So what, what you start to get is, um, women would rather be the king's concubine than the 0.99
00:04:46.800 peasant's wife. 1.00
00:04:47.800 I don't say this in a happy way.
00:04:49.720 But the last couple hundred of years, the top 15% of men have always had concubines. 0.96
00:04:55.000 They've always had multiple women.
00:04:56.040 There's a reason King Solomon had like 300 wives. 0.91
00:05:00.040 Um, yeah.
00:05:01.040 And this is why I say, you know, if you date the top 15% of men, don't be shocked if there's
00:05:08.000 someone else.
00:05:09.000 And the solution is don't, if you don't want that, then don't date the top 15% of men.
00:05:14.280 Pick your poison.
00:05:15.600 But the problem is women just want it all. 1.00
00:05:17.560 They want everything.
00:05:18.600 And, um, are there women that win the lottery and get everything? 1.00
00:05:23.560 Yes.
00:05:24.600 But don't count on it.
00:05:27.640 Do you know what I mean?
00:05:28.280 Like, what are we going to count on this?
00:05:30.920 You can hope for it, you know, hope for the best.
00:05:33.080 But, you know, this goes back to women. 1.00
00:05:35.480 We're just not the most logical.
00:05:37.240 We don't look at dating and think, well, it's probably better to have the normal guy than
00:05:44.040 share the top guy.
00:05:45.240 No, it's just based on how we feel.
00:05:46.840 Well, I feel a certain way with him.
00:05:49.000 Therefore, this is what I'm going for.
00:05:51.160 I don't, I don't make the rules.
00:05:53.080 I just tell you what they are.
00:05:54.520 So I was scrolling on Twitter, guys.
00:05:57.560 Pearl's just a mech.
00:05:58.760 I'm an expert tweeter.
00:06:00.680 And it says, reminder, the projected results for the 2018 midterms based on polling patterns
00:06:07.160 and 5038 life forecast on October, October 24th.
00:06:12.840 So this is showing what would happen if women didn't vote. 1.00
00:06:20.200 Look at that.
00:06:20.840 How beautiful is that map?
00:06:23.800 Guys, and get your women shouldn't vote t-shirt today. 1.00
00:06:26.280 All right.
00:06:26.680 Repeal it.
00:06:27.480 Take that shit away.
00:06:28.280 So someone tweeted only MTF transgenders would promote this or only weak women repeal the 19th. 1.00
00:06:37.400 So I just introduced myself.
00:06:39.240 I say, why, hello there.
00:06:40.520 I'm Pearl.
00:06:42.600 Get yourself a women should vote t-shirt today. 1.00
00:06:46.120 Guys, all the craziness, everything we talked about today.
00:06:50.120 Who was writing the hit piece on Dave Portnoyd?
00:06:52.680 Women. 0.81
00:06:53.960 Um, you know, who,
00:06:55.960 who was arguing for the trans stuff?
00:06:59.720 Women. 0.81
00:07:01.480 Um, who was freaking out on the plane?
00:07:03.080 Women. 0.81
00:07:03.880 There is, there's a natural order in the world.
00:07:05.560 It goes God, men, women, children.
00:07:07.800 And when we mess up the natural order of the world and give authority to women and not men, 1.00
00:07:13.560 shit gets fucked up.
00:07:15.000 Don't shoot the messenger guys.
00:07:16.600 Have a great weekend.
00:07:17.640 Get yourself a women should vote t-shirt. 1.00
00:07:19.480 Like the video on your way out.
00:07:20.920 Subscribe to the channel.
00:07:21.880 And I'll talk to you next time.