JustPearlyThings - June 06, 2023


His Level Of DELUSION Is AMAZING


Episode Stats

Length

10 minutes

Words per Minute

228.09753

Word Count

2,292

Sentence Count

32

Misogynist Sentences

19

Hate Speech Sentences

24


Summary

In this episode, we discuss cheating in relationships, cheating on your significant other, cheating in a relationship with a co-worker, cheating with other people, and cheating with your ex. We also discuss if cheating is even a thing.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 That's what it is. Are you mean to say right because you know you you're on the Instagram and all these girls are after you
00:00:12.580 I'm not 6'4". I'm 5'8". I'll tell you. Okay, so so you mean to tell me that all of these girls who you are sleeping with
00:00:19.580 Not one of them had ideas above what you had because if I know women and I'd like to think I do
00:00:25.760 I'm like my man. I keep it straight. Oh darling. I'm a single but they think they don't they don't they're not gonna listen
00:00:31.980 They're gonna be I'm gonna be the exception. Yes, I agree with you, bro
00:00:34.920 But then the onus is on them. I go to sleep with a clean conscious knowing that I've not promised anyone
00:00:43.760 Okay, I'm confused
00:00:47.780 You're cool with me talking about your job
00:00:50.700 Yeah, a hundred okay, okay
00:00:52.700 How are you commit like how are you faithful if you're on OnlyFans precisely why I said I haven't been in a relationship for as long as I've done
00:00:59.660 OnlyFans. Oh, I thought you said you've been in it for five years. Oh, I miss I misunderstood
00:01:04.300 I guess what I have had many propositions from female content creators
00:01:10.080 Beautiful stunning head to toe and I've said no because I know I'm not capable of you know seeing my missus
00:01:16.380 Having sex having whatever six friends of course with some other guys
00:01:19.960 So I know so I'm not in the business of harming people and I know that some girls have said to me. It's fine
00:01:25.660 I don't mind seeing you of other
00:01:27.660 You're 32 now you've been on OnlyFans for two years and then you had the five-year relationship before that prior to it price
00:01:34.920 Yeah, so the day I created OnlyFans she left my bro. I was just I'm just confused
00:01:39.300 I thought you said you cheated before I have when I was younger 16 17 18 every single day
00:01:43.780 Every day I stopped I stopped the rate that the day I realized that there's nothing
00:01:47.580 So it's just a little bit like you're confusing me because in the end you did cheat on her in a way
00:01:53.160 Okay, started the OnlyFans. I'll break it down. I'll break it down. Okay, right when I was young and naive
00:01:57.660 Yeah, and I was ignorant. I cheated because I thought it was cool. I thought it was a good thing to do, right?
00:02:03.620 Then I lost my job
00:02:05.120 OnlyFans presented itself. I had a conversation my fiance at the time and I said this is what I'm going to do
00:02:09.600 Whether you support me you either support me and we stay and I'll do solo stuff or you walk away and that's fine
00:02:15.040 I respect it and I will do collaborations. She decided to walk away. I did it. It changed my life
00:02:19.760 I retired my mom. I have zero regrets
00:02:21.280 But I will never no matter how many people and how normal it is glamorize cheating. It's disgusting
00:02:26.300 I've seen it firsthand what it does to my family
00:02:28.440 This girl agreed to marry you though, bro
00:02:29.860 That's a big deal a girl agreeing to marry you and you turn around and go hey, by the way, I'm going to fuck those
00:02:34.340 I said I was gonna do OnlyFans. OnlyFans does not constitute having sex with other people. It could be solo stuff
00:02:47.460 Okay, like I put on my Instagram. It could be feet stuff. So let's not go down there
00:02:51.140 Right, but it's but it's still like something she didn't agree to in the beginning
00:02:54.780 Great, which is which I'm not as you left
00:02:56.940 No, I know but my point is it's a little bit like hypocritical of you to go around saying oh
00:03:01.300 I don't cheat like that's a horrible thing to do when it's like you kind of did the same thing there
00:03:05.460 No
00:03:07.460 Wait, wait, wait
00:03:09.460 You misconstrued what he's saying
00:03:11.460 I know what you're saying
00:03:13.460 I know what you're saying
00:03:15.460 Let's reverse this
00:03:17.460 Let's go on an Instagram
00:03:19.460 Are you a cheater if you've got an Instagram profile?
00:03:21.460 I think girls are in a relationship. Yeah
00:03:23.460 People aren't paying for Instagram to have a wank over you
00:03:26.420 No
00:03:28.420 I know they get it for free
00:03:30.420 I mean if I'm in a relationship with a girl and she's like I'm going on OnlyFans
00:03:35.700 I know what people are gonna pay for so I'm gonna and if I've proposed to her and we're gonna get married
00:03:40.340 I don't care if you're working with other people people are gonna be wanking off to you. That's gonna bother me
00:03:44.740 So yeah, we had a conversation if I did it behind her back on a low key
00:03:49.380 Yeah, and I was like right. I'm gonna change my alias are gonna use a different social media account
00:03:52.740 So she doesn't find out then I'm a cheater
00:03:54.180 I'm a real man because I sat down I said babe
00:03:56.580 This is what I want to do and this is how I want to incorporate you into my future my five-year plan and had she stayed
00:04:02.020 She would have benefited from the millions that I've made
00:04:04.020 I think she was honest with her
00:04:05.860 Honestly, there is nothing glamorous about cheating
00:04:08.500 I do respect that
00:04:09.460 I'm telling you
00:04:10.580 I respect that
00:04:11.460 And this is from an ex-serial cheater
00:04:13.140 My exes will tell you in the comment section
00:04:15.140 It's not nice
00:04:17.140 I rate the fact that you're honest though
00:04:20.340 I rate that
00:04:20.820 You have to be
00:04:21.380 Yeah
00:04:21.940 I've seen
00:04:22.340 Do you know what final thing sorry I'm taking the mic here
00:04:25.140 If I hadn't seen my sister break down I thought I was gonna lose her like she was suicidal
00:04:30.420 If God works in mysterious ways that's why I said karma is a bitch
00:04:33.940 When I saw that in my own two eyes I said I'll never do this to another girl
00:04:36.980 Right
00:04:37.380 Never
00:04:37.940 So if I want to keep sleeping with Tom
00:04:39.700 No Tom
00:04:40.180 Jesus
00:04:40.500 Harry
00:04:40.900 It's all coming out
00:04:42.900 It's all coming out
00:04:43.620 It's all staying guys
00:04:44.900 It's all staying guys
00:04:45.620 Tom, Dick and Harry
00:04:46.340 They call her a Friday and a slip
00:04:48.420 It's all coming out
00:04:49.300 Then I would do that
00:04:50.180 But the day I commit to a girl
00:04:51.780 That's it
00:04:52.260 I'm staying
00:04:52.820 And the day I don't want to
00:04:53.780 I have an open conversation
00:04:54.980 Babe you're not for me anymore
00:04:56.340 And I go
00:04:56.660 Do you ever think a girl's gonna take you serious with you doing the content that you do
00:05:01.140 Guess what
00:05:01.700 I don't care
00:05:02.980 I don't care
00:05:04.260 My mum is retired
00:05:05.300 And I've got a lot of money on my bank account
00:05:07.060 But it's all about that
00:05:08.180 Obviously it's a situation where obviously we come to a stage in life where we all want to settle down
00:05:12.100 And just have that perfect female
00:05:13.540 Well a lot of people do you want to be
00:05:15.220 A lot of people
00:05:15.780 And be alone
00:05:16.980 Would I be alone?
00:05:17.700 I have two wonderful nieces that I provide for and I pay for private school for
00:05:21.540 I have my sister who loves me
00:05:22.820 No no I understand that
00:05:23.540 Unconditioned
00:05:24.020 I understand that family is different
00:05:25.220 But obviously some people want like a
00:05:26.820 Not me
00:05:27.220 Have you come to terms with with the fact that you
00:05:30.100 Your career may land you alone later on
00:05:33.540 It can tarnish
00:05:34.100 I don't think you would get me alone
00:05:35.700 It's just a general question bro
00:05:36.820 I say I'm a fuckboy
00:05:37.780 But I enjoy cuddles
00:05:38.900 Okay okay
00:05:39.540 I'll tell you right
00:05:40.820 The two years that I deprived myself from any social interaction
00:05:44.100 Were the two years that I was able to retire my mum
00:05:45.940 And make more money in 24 months than I made in 30 years socialising with women
00:05:51.220 My priorities as a human being here
00:05:53.220 It's to provide for my family
00:05:54.740 That's it
00:05:55.380 You're not answering the question
00:05:56.500 If God should afford me the luxury of having a woman in future
00:05:59.060 Then great
00:05:59.620 Politician
00:05:59.940 Politician answers
00:06:00.100 But if I don't have it
00:06:00.980 Who cares?
00:06:01.540 I'm not kids
00:06:02.500 No I'm not kids
00:06:03.140 But in later on in life
00:06:04.980 Do I look like I'm going to struggle for a woman?
00:06:06.260 Be honest
00:06:06.580 No no no no no
00:06:07.460 If they're going to take it seriously
00:06:10.340 I used to be that guy
00:06:11.540 Obviously not bringing no depression to the show
00:06:13.700 But my mum recently passed
00:06:14.980 But what I've done is
00:06:16.500 Make sure I put that house for her
00:06:18.740 Make sure I've done all this stuff for her
00:06:20.100 But obviously the affection that she can give me
00:06:22.340 Is not always the affection that a female
00:06:24.740 Genuine female can give me
00:06:25.860 But the right woman will come along
00:06:27.540 So she'll forgive me
00:06:28.660 At the right time
00:06:29.540 So you can have your nieces and all this stuff
00:06:31.460 And be like
00:06:33.220 With an actual genuine female
00:06:34.740 You want to actually feel that affection
00:06:36.740 No it's not that you're going to struggle
00:06:37.860 But obviously you're a decent looking guy bro
00:06:40.420 Do you know what I mean?
00:06:41.140 So it's a thing where
00:06:43.220 That girls are going to attract to you
00:06:45.860 But when they see things online
00:06:47.140 And if they're ignorant enough to base me
00:06:50.980 On my past
00:06:53.060 And how I made my money
00:06:54.260 Then that's a reflection of your ignorance
00:06:55.780 And you don't deserve to be in my presence
00:06:57.540 Are you saying you would stop it for the right girl?
00:06:59.140 A hundred billion percent
00:07:00.660 Well then I think
00:07:01.460 A hundred billion
00:07:02.420 Yeah I think that's valid then bro
00:07:03.540 Yeah
00:07:03.780 A hundred percent
00:07:04.420 That girls are really
00:07:05.460 So you think it's a reflection of them
00:07:07.300 If they judge you for being an OnlyFans?
00:07:08.980 Yes
00:07:09.300 But
00:07:09.860 No
00:07:10.340 Wait wait no no no
00:07:11.060 No I want to see the reflection
00:07:12.660 I'm saying
00:07:13.300 That's literally what he said
00:07:14.420 Because to me it's like your morals and your values
00:07:16.500 And like what you put out into the world
00:07:18.340 You know what I mean?
00:07:18.980 Like it's not to me it's not a positive thing
00:07:20.980 Okay cool
00:07:21.380 That's to you right?
00:07:22.100 Mmhmm
00:07:22.580 Okay
00:07:22.900 Can we all agree on the fact that
00:07:26.180 If you were born in a single parent family
00:07:27.620 And your mum was raised in a council estate
00:07:28.900 And you used to work in Tesco
00:07:29.860 And you retired her
00:07:30.660 Is that an admirable thing?
00:07:31.780 Forget how you got the money
00:07:32.740 Is that an admirable thing?
00:07:33.700 Yes or no?
00:07:34.020 Two stories
00:07:34.580 Listen
00:07:35.860 I graduated from King's College University
00:07:37.540 With a two-one
00:07:38.660 Right?
00:07:40.180 It's a Russell Group University
00:07:41.700 To get there you need straight A's
00:07:43.060 Right?
00:07:43.300 I'm academically savvy
00:07:45.460 I'm a good brother
00:07:46.420 I'm an awesome son
00:07:48.420 I'm a great uncle
00:07:50.180 I'm a wonderful multi-faceted human being
00:07:52.660 If someone is ignorant enough to judge me
00:07:55.380 In all my existence based on something as insignificant as how I make my money
00:08:00.020 Then that's a reflection of you living in the dinosaur era
00:08:03.060 Because it shows that you can be bought
00:08:05.300 And that's the thing
00:08:05.940 It's like when you have morals principles and values
00:08:07.780 Like there's some things you can't be paid to do
00:08:09.540 And it's no offense
00:08:10.500 I'm not trying to be rude
00:08:11.620 But it's just like
00:08:12.500 But I don't think you can say
00:08:13.780 But you can't pay me to have sex
00:08:14.900 Wait, wait, wait
00:08:15.460 So I'm saying like
00:08:16.580 I don't think you can say
00:08:17.380 Oh I can make any decision I want
00:08:18.980 And anyone that judges me
00:08:21.300 It's on them
00:08:22.420 Like that doesn't make sense to me
00:08:23.620 No, trust me
00:08:24.100 You see like
00:08:24.580 It doesn't matter how good you are as a person
00:08:26.340 If your missus knows you're out there
00:08:28.180 Clapping cheeks
00:08:29.140 For free from 49 bro
00:08:30.340 Come on bro
00:08:31.220 It's true
00:08:32.180 You're my point bro
00:08:33.060 Come on
00:08:33.380 But it's true
00:08:34.180 No, no
00:08:34.580 But I'm just saying bro
00:08:36.020 Most women can't handle that
00:08:37.460 There's multiple women that can't handle that
00:08:39.300 That's not a reflection of another female
00:08:41.460 Of because of what you're doing
00:08:43.540 You know I know many people that were in your same situation
00:08:46.100 And they went on
00:08:46.980 But they just didn't take
00:08:47.940 Like to me that's kind of a cheat code
00:08:49.300 It's like a shortcut
00:08:50.500 Like I you know my dad
00:08:51.780 He was on the south side of Chicago
00:08:53.300 He's one of 13 kids on a fireman's salary
00:08:55.380 It wasn't like he grew up rich
00:08:57.540 And he ended up employing 200 people in like a company
00:09:00.420 You know
00:09:01.060 And so it's like some people are in your exact situation
00:09:03.620 They don't take the easy way out
00:09:05.540 My only problem with that is the phrase the easy way
00:09:08.020 And trust me every content creator is going to come to my defense here
00:09:11.060 I used to be and you can google check me
00:09:12.980 An English teacher fully qualified
00:09:14.820 Went to university GTP the whole lot
00:09:17.060 Then I was a managing director in the city
00:09:18.900 So I can tell you I've done the social norms
00:09:22.260 And running a successful OnlyFans account is 10
00:09:28.340 Listen to me 10 times harder than being a fully qualified English teacher
00:09:32.980 That's not what you're saying
00:09:33.780 So when I know that's not what you're saying
00:09:35.220 So when I hear phrases like you took the easy way out
00:09:37.540 You're triggered you need to relax right
00:09:38.260 It's not an easy way out
00:09:39.220 No okay but it's easier than okay
00:09:40.820 So it's easier than selling sex is easier than not selling sex
00:09:46.740 Sex is the easiest sell
00:09:50.100 If I wanted to make more money I could take off my clothes tomorrow and I would make more money
00:09:54.980 And I know it's harder for a guy
00:09:56.580 So it's not necessarily the same guy versus girl
00:09:58.740 But I'm assuming you have women in your content right
00:10:00.900 Okay okay sex sells
00:10:02.100 Yeah
00:10:02.340 Yeah