JustPearlyThings - October 08, 2023


I Invaded A Feminist Convention...


Episode Stats

Length

11 minutes

Words per Minute

185.58815

Word Count

2,081

Sentence Count

205

Misogynist Sentences

40

Hate Speech Sentences

14


Summary

Troy and Pearl talk about feminism and why women should not be allowed to vote. Plus, they talk about why they think women should be banned from voting and why they don t want them to ever vote at all.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Whatever rights you have that you treasure, including the right to come here and talk to me about this show for one for you, by the suffrages.
00:00:08.980 Alright, so we're here with Pearl, or I'm here with Pearl, and we are going to a feminist convention.
00:00:13.560 Yes, yes, I'm excited to fight for my rights today.
00:00:16.980 Exactly, and you're looking very feminist today, I have to say.
00:00:19.880 You've pulled out all the feminist tropes out of the drawer.
00:00:23.320 I have, I have. I think the bucket hat just signals cat lady.
00:00:28.040 It does, it does. They're going to look at you and they're going to think, yes, she is one of us.
00:00:33.760 This is what we're fighting for. Cats and loneliness.
00:00:37.380 So I do have a shirt on under, and it says, I should get one that says return our rights.
00:00:42.780 That should be my next shirt I dropped. But this one is women shouldn't vote.
00:00:46.140 So if you guys want to get it, you know, reach out.
00:00:49.040 Audacitynetwork.store, you know, and Troy's got one over here too.
00:00:52.840 I do, I'm going to reveal it later, because I don't know if I can get my buttons undone.
00:00:57.220 At this angle. But look, why do you think women shouldn't vote?
00:01:00.100 Oh, because I just think we're too emotional.
00:01:02.800 True.
00:01:02.900 Like, I mean, and honestly, you know, the anti-suffragettes were a group of wives and mothers
00:01:09.620 that petitioned and said, don't let women vote, because this will be the breakdown of the family unit,
00:01:15.360 and women will spend too much money, because the taxes will be raised.
00:01:19.720 And like, look what's happened.
00:01:21.060 A lot of money's being spent. Taxes are raised.
00:01:23.160 Family unit's gone.
00:01:24.460 Family unit's gone.
00:01:25.360 Post-marriage society.
00:01:27.000 Yes, it's not all bad.
00:01:28.500 I'm only joking. I'm only joking.
00:01:30.760 But it's like, you know, I mean, they kind of had a point.
00:01:33.360 Now, do I think they're going to, like, we should get rid of women's right to vote right now?
00:01:37.900 I mean, but there has to be ways to limit it.
00:01:40.540 For example, we're all in debt, so nobody in debt can vote.
00:01:44.460 Including men?
00:01:45.080 I mean, the women have to go especially, but maybe some men, I mean, I don't think the crackheads down the street from me should vote.
00:01:51.420 But to act like it's the same, like, this is my problem.
00:01:54.700 The trad cons will come in, or the liberals, and they'll say, what about men?
00:01:58.440 Yeah, a lot of men shouldn't vote too.
00:02:00.120 But the women is the worst part.
00:02:02.280 That's, like, the most, that's the most important thing we've got to limit.
00:02:05.960 Because we're emotional, and all they have to do is show us some 12-year-old that can't get an abortion, and we just start crying.
00:02:12.080 We run to the polls and vote left and vote on all these stupid policies for a 12-year-old we don't even know that can't get an abortion.
00:02:19.100 So basically, because obviously the left has been sort of dominant in the culture over the last, I don't know, 20 years, 25 years, whatever.
00:02:25.620 You would put that down a lot to the fact that women are active in politics?
00:02:28.500 Yeah, I mean, look what just happened with that one chick.
00:02:31.260 You know, I mean, look what happened.
00:02:33.300 It's like clockwork.
00:02:34.460 I can, like, write what happens with women in politics.
00:02:37.040 Women go into politics, and then they go into, they start winning stuff, and then they sleep with a Democrat and then divorce their husbands.
00:02:44.620 It's like, it's like, it's a sad cycle.
00:02:47.600 And then OnlyFans often comes next, or stripping, or whatever.
00:02:51.600 Do you think Biden's going to win the next election?
00:02:53.280 Is he going to be awake for it?
00:02:54.320 I don't know.
00:02:54.720 I don't know if he'll make it.
00:02:56.040 Like, I don't know.
00:02:59.120 I think he might, like, pass away or something.
00:03:02.980 Nobody liked Kamala Harris, though, did they?
00:03:05.080 I'm not even sure people on the left like her.
00:03:06.440 I think Michelle Obama's going to run.
00:03:08.280 Do you think so?
00:03:08.980 Yeah.
00:03:09.560 Well, that'd be kind of cool.
00:03:11.480 Well, it'd be kind of interesting, at least.
00:03:12.780 It'd be like the first tranny that gets elected.
00:03:15.280 Sorry.
00:03:16.100 Anyway, guys.
00:03:16.860 All right, guys.
00:03:22.800 Today, I'm going to a feminist convention.
00:03:25.720 Oh, we got Troy here.
00:03:27.120 Blessing.
00:03:27.980 Hey, guys.
00:03:29.500 You're infiltrating.
00:03:31.040 Yeah.
00:03:31.540 Infiltrating.
00:03:32.120 Enemy territory.
00:03:32.880 What do you think of the bucket hat?
00:03:35.000 I think it's really good.
00:03:35.900 I think it's very feminist.
00:03:37.540 Yeah.
00:03:38.700 You're like a school teacher.
00:03:40.600 So, I'm going to see how I can, like, fight for my rights better.
00:03:45.280 All these women say I'm, like, a traitor, like, a woman hater.
00:03:48.900 And I just really want to fight.
00:03:51.960 So, tune along.
00:03:53.560 Let's really fight today.
00:03:55.300 All right.
00:03:55.860 We're here.
00:03:56.660 Ready for action.
00:03:57.900 I'm excited.
00:03:59.340 Are you excited?
00:04:00.960 Yeah.
00:04:01.520 This is going to be a lot of fun.
00:04:02.880 A lot of fun.
00:04:05.360 I'll never thank you without your express permission.
00:04:08.940 And I would ask you two or three times that I want to make sure.
00:04:12.120 Okay?
00:04:13.700 So, for those of you who have cats, you might know the situation.
00:04:16.440 I have the kind of cat who does require a Brazilian.
00:04:20.940 I mean, it'd be weird to leave one finger hair around.
00:04:23.100 She's a Hollywood.
00:04:24.220 She needs a Hollywood.
00:04:24.900 Well, look.
00:04:25.240 I don't wax the entire cat.
00:04:26.980 It's like mowing the lawn.
00:04:28.380 Is that a suburban?
00:04:29.200 I don't know what we call that.
00:04:30.500 But I do have a cat that needs to be regularly shaved because otherwise shit gets stuck to her
00:04:36.360 butthole.
00:04:36.820 Like, literally, if you let it go too long, she'll come running inside and there's a catacomb
00:04:41.220 of shit hanging like Lord Vecna between her two legs, quivering there.
00:04:45.060 And what is it about cats?
00:04:46.560 They only want to cuddle with you right after they've taken a dump.
00:04:49.340 But I sometimes think we should play to our talents and play to our skills.
00:04:53.800 And I think no revolution has happened without some conversation, without some angry protests
00:05:01.300 and riots, without some compromise, without some refusal to compromise.
00:05:06.340 A revolution and a social movement has to have all of those ingredients.
00:05:12.120 And I think where we sometimes fall down now is online there's an idea that your only tool
00:05:17.020 could be anger and you mustn't use influence.
00:05:19.500 And I'm like, no, no, no.
00:05:20.060 We need that.
00:05:20.680 And we need all of these other things.
00:05:22.400 It's a paint box.
00:05:23.660 And we need different people on different parts of that, breaking it through.
00:05:29.080 You can't just use a sledgehammer.
00:05:31.040 It does not work like that.
00:05:32.920 We've got to have conversations.
00:05:34.560 We've got to have debates.
00:05:35.880 We've got to have, if you're the one personally affected, you may not feel emotionally equipped
00:05:39.960 to have to be at the front line of those debates.
00:05:42.040 You may rather be in a different sort of position.
00:05:45.240 Reaching out to sex workers to be like, hey, every time you swear a guy, you've got to
00:05:50.100 talk about politics.
00:05:51.260 You know, we'll make sure, you know, we'll make sure we pay you a little bit extra or we'll
00:05:55.320 do a, or something like that.
00:05:59.760 Hi.
00:06:00.900 Hello.
00:06:01.380 Hi, girl.
00:06:01.960 Nice to meet you.
00:06:02.620 Hi, nice to meet you.
00:06:03.500 Do you have any questions at all?
00:06:05.020 Sure.
00:06:05.860 Okay.
00:06:06.360 I've got a cab outside.
00:06:07.660 Oh, it's held in.
00:06:08.880 Okay.
00:06:09.240 So, my question is, do you think women who were told him was working with the breakers?
00:06:15.240 What is the breakdown of the family unit?
00:06:21.060 Okay.
00:06:22.360 So, since women vote has gotten the right to vote, the family unit has deteriorated.
00:06:27.400 Are you suggesting a causation?
00:06:31.580 Yeah.
00:06:32.320 Hold on one second.
00:06:33.060 Yeah.
00:06:33.820 Hi, lady.
00:06:34.180 Deborah speaking.
00:06:37.760 Because that's what the anti-Sufferagist suggested, that it was beginning to break down
00:06:42.520 when the family unit came up with that.
00:06:43.780 And you, do you think that's happened?
00:06:45.920 Yeah.
00:06:46.440 I mean, I think when a third of the kids just went out of a red box, on a third of them.
00:06:50.000 Do you know that before we got the vote, a man could just take our kids away?
00:06:54.200 You know that?
00:06:54.820 That the law didn't protect you at all?
00:06:56.980 Well, that's very good.
00:06:57.900 Children.
00:06:58.800 Like, significant ways.
00:06:59.920 How many clubs?
00:07:00.600 So there is a lot.
00:07:01.480 I mean, if I was told, if you had children with a man, he could just, she's insane, lock
00:07:10.440 you up in the sanatorium, take the children away.
00:07:13.280 You have no rights.
00:07:15.460 No rights.
00:07:16.440 Well, men tend to be better people than men.
00:07:19.040 In general, yeah.
00:07:19.980 I mean, women, I would argue that, like, you live a matriarchy now, and that really
00:07:25.300 a man tends to be a man.
00:07:26.920 Good luck.
00:07:27.520 Yeah, for sure.
00:07:28.900 Ask someone, they gave us all these rights.
00:07:32.740 They didn't have to.
00:07:33.960 Hi, excuse me.
00:07:35.120 I wish you got a man.
00:07:35.920 No one can give you human rights.
00:07:38.060 All they, no, I mean, not really.
00:07:40.860 They built the society.
00:07:41.840 No, I'm just absolutely fascinated.
00:07:44.220 Are you waiting as well?
00:07:45.660 Yeah, I'm going to do it.
00:07:47.560 Okay, are you, this is bizarre.
00:07:50.240 Are you her security?
00:07:51.400 No, I'm just, no, I'm security.
00:07:53.660 You're her security?
00:07:54.480 Yeah.
00:07:54.740 Yeah, okay.
00:07:55.540 Here's the thing.
00:07:56.420 Whatever rights you have that you treasure, including the right to come here and talk to
00:08:00.400 me about this, those were won for you by the suffragettes.
00:08:04.440 Not really.
00:08:05.060 There was female politics, like, people, women that wrote in history and started political
00:08:09.820 movements before the suffragettes.
00:08:12.180 Yeah.
00:08:12.320 I think there are exceptional women who are able to break through an exceptional system,
00:08:19.380 but honestly, if you're going to come at me with men are better people, if you want to
00:08:25.900 start from there, I don't know, I think it would take a lot longer conversation that I
00:08:30.620 have available to shift from that position to get to a point where I think human beings
00:08:36.140 are human beings, and I don't see anybody as better, but I do see those who try to do
00:08:40.980 those who traditionally had the power are tend to be the ones that traditionally have learned
00:08:46.480 to abuse the power.
00:08:47.420 And I don't see that in our society, women have co-opted the power in any significant
00:08:53.280 way.
00:08:53.960 When there are women and men in equal numbers in Parliament, and in fact, when there are
00:09:00.060 more women than men in Parliament, and they start to abuse the power, then maybe...
00:09:03.920 Well, although all the politicians are...
00:09:05.780 Sorry, we didn't have that.
00:09:06.780 Okay.
00:09:07.780 Bye.
00:09:08.780 Well, Tom, and it's great on breaking that story, and yeah, I hope that it grows more.
00:09:16.780 Very exciting.
00:09:17.780 All the politicians cater to women.
00:09:19.640 So, women are the biggest swing voters.
00:09:21.640 So, when I've spoken to politicians, and I heard me something about this, there are all
00:09:24.780 policies passed today of voting for violence, and they're the biggest swing voters you want,
00:09:30.780 they're the majority of companies.
00:09:31.780 And yet, we still see a very low representation of women in this person.
00:09:35.780 Well, most women are a bit too lazy to do it.
00:09:37.780 They don't want it.
00:09:38.780 Okay.
00:09:39.780 I don't know what's going on with you, or where you're coming from, or where this
00:09:42.780 is coming from.
00:09:43.780 So, women are lazy, men are better, you need to be a therapist.
00:09:49.780 If we look at, like, the outcomes, like, there's nothing felt enough anymore.
00:09:53.780 You know, I'm a hardworking woman, but it's like, when I look around and see are women
00:09:57.780 willing to do the hardest jobs in society, you don't do them.
00:10:00.780 I think you're struggling with something very deep and profound, and I recommend you see
00:10:05.780 a really good therapist.
00:10:06.780 No, they make you crazy, or have you met therapists?
00:10:09.780 I'm not sure you're in the best position to be judging that.
00:10:12.780 Yeah.
00:10:13.780 Bye.
00:10:14.780 Very nice to meet you.
00:10:15.780 Yeah.
00:10:16.780 All right, guys.
00:10:17.780 I just went to this awesome, awesome podcast event called the Guilty Feminist.
00:10:34.780 A lot of, like, feminists that I met there.
00:10:37.780 Wore my awesome shirts, so if you want to wear these shirts to amazing feminist podcast events,
00:10:43.780 to support women's rights and liberation, and to really fight for me.
00:10:48.780 Fight for my rights.
00:10:49.780 Help me, you know?
00:10:51.780 You know, and at these podcast events, they talk about really important stuff.
00:10:55.780 Like, they, you know, they spoke about women getting waxed.
00:11:00.780 And, you know, cat shit.
00:11:02.780 And then they turn around and say, take us seriously, which I agree with.
00:11:06.780 So, get yourself a Women Shouldn't Vote t-shirt today.
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00:11:11.780 Thank you, everybody.