Kim Kardashian Becomes GQ's Man Of The Year
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Summary
Kim Kardashian is on the cover of Men's of the Year magazine, and it's a good thing she's wearing a pantsuit, because she's eating Cheetos in her pantsuit. It's ironic considering she started her career naked.
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Okay, so enough about the trad cons. Today, I'm also going to be talking about Kim Kardashian is
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now the cover for Men of the Year. So obviously, Kim Kardashian is a very accomplished entrepreneur.
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Like obviously, she really crushed the patriarchy and really just worked hard for her place in the
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world. I mean, it's really tough to post selfies all day. You know, guys, I've posted a selfie or
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two. A lot of work. You know, you got to get the angles and smile. I get it. I think it's totally
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fair that she's paid more than like a coal miner. Now, obviously, here we have the Cheetos that she's
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licking off in her pantsuit. Now, I think it's especially ironic that she's wearing a pantsuit
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for this considering she started her career naked. I mean, start naked, end naked. You know what I mean?
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Like, you know, like, I mean, man of the year. So, you know, it's so funny, though. There was so much
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outrage when a woman or there was, you know, what's funny about this? There's never any outrage when
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women take a man of the year. When there is an award or a group that is just for men, when women
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infiltrate it, it is celebrated. But when men infiltrate and take our awards like Caitlyn Jenner
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did and like eight years ago now, it actually is not celebrated. It is shamed and there's outcry.
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Why? Why, why, why? Dale Bott says, imagine the backlash to a man being named woman of the year.
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Exactly. So after all the dicks, she's finally growing her own.
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No, my dream is to one day go to America. But nowadays, I'm going to stay in Europe,
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come to the Balkans. We deal with this pronunciation and this gender shit. Try to
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bark or something stupid. We have places for anything and anyone. Guys, this is sad. As women,
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we cannot be men. We will never be men. And the more we try to be men, the less happy we will become.
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Kim Kardashian will never be happy because she did not do things in the natural way. Women, as they get
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older, they get more and more crazy. We know this. The natural order of the world goes, God, men,
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women, children. Women will never accomplish what men accomplish ever. We are weaker vessels. We are
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not built that way. And it doesn't matter how you feel about it. It doesn't matter how many of these
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bullshit fake awards they give us. We are not men. We will never be men. And the more we try to be men,
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the less happy we will be. And men need to stop putting up with it. They need to stop enabling this.
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They need to stop giving us these free handout jobs, these free awards. If we want to go after
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something, fine, work for it. But what I'm tired of is being given minority and women awards. Give
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something to us because we are competent, not because we have a vagina between our legs.
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So one thing that we've talked about on the show is that when women make bad decisions,
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it is celebrated constantly. And I see this all the time. If a woman is fat, she's put on the cover of a
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magazine. Kim Kardashian became a billionaire off of being a whore. Women are constantly rewarded for
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bad decisions, so we never see reality. But men, on the other hand, have to see the truth. That's why
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women, we can't get the same level of respect as men. Because men have to go through 10 times more
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things than women do in order to get where we can get. In order for a woman to get on a yacht, she just
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has to be hot. In order for a man to get on a yacht, he has to be somebody. That is the difference