JustPearlyThings - July 14, 2023


Men Are The Superior Beings


Episode Stats

Length

8 minutes

Words per Minute

156.55484

Word Count

1,316

Sentence Count

106

Misogynist Sentences

27

Hate Speech Sentences

18


Summary

In this episode, we talk about why women are not as traditional as they used to be and why it's a good thing. We also talk about the fact that women can only be great under the authority of a man.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 A hundred years ago, 1920s, was when women started to get their own apartments.
00:00:06.560 Before 1920s, women went from their dad's house to their husband's house.
00:00:11.860 There was no in-between.
00:00:13.080 The 1920s, the roaring 20s happened.
00:00:15.960 The women started cutting their hair, putting on their little jiggy dresses, going down
00:00:20.980 the town and shimmying, right?
00:00:23.360 And I was literally thinking about this.
00:00:25.740 I'm like, so we got more choice.
00:00:27.140 They said, women, here you go.
00:00:29.360 No choice.
00:00:30.880 And what did women choose to do?
00:00:33.380 Be whores.
00:00:35.860 Now, I'm not even saying this to be mean, because historically, 95% of women would be whores
00:00:41.680 because they were not virgins on their wedding day.
00:00:44.080 95% of women would not qualify for marriage, okay?
00:00:49.180 You know, and I'm not saying this to be mean.
00:00:52.240 I'm just looking at the numbers.
00:00:53.400 So I'm thinking, do women naturally make good decisions?
00:00:59.360 And I was literally thinking about this, too.
00:01:02.380 Women can be great wives and mothers.
00:01:04.800 But I realized that the only way we can be great at things is under the authority of
00:01:09.000 a man.
00:01:09.720 Because when we do things on our own, we suck.
00:01:12.440 Like, we literally suck.
00:01:13.640 Like, I literally think that if I didn't have my dad helping me with, like, you know, the
00:01:18.840 YouTube channel, I talk to some men, whatever.
00:01:21.980 I have the men running the cameras.
00:01:23.740 I'm a woman.
00:01:24.660 I would just, like, you know, flop and just, like, chill out.
00:01:27.860 But, but luckily, women can only be great under men.
00:01:32.860 Yes, we are the, men are the superior beings.
00:01:36.760 And they'll call me a pick-me for this.
00:01:39.020 But every time I look at the numbers, I'm like, I can't think of one thing that women
00:01:43.460 are good at by ourselves.
00:01:44.960 We can't even raise kids by ourselves.
00:01:47.380 We suck.
00:01:48.400 Like, I look at the numbers.
00:01:50.700 Eighty percent of prisoners are from single mother homes.
00:01:54.960 Single father homes, they're very single, similar, they're very similar to two-parent
00:02:00.500 homes.
00:02:00.840 So then I'm like, well, maybe we're better at the infants.
00:02:03.160 We're better at raising the infants.
00:02:05.000 No, we're more likely to kill infants than men.
00:02:09.400 I'm like, well, so I realized, I'm like, women can be great, but women can only be great
00:02:14.880 under the authority of men.
00:02:16.620 Women wouldn't be able to have these boss chick jobs in HR, just policing everybody.
00:02:23.180 They wouldn't get to be the queen of HR if they didn't have companies to go be the HR
00:02:29.700 police in.
00:02:31.040 I mean, sorry, guys, we have real jobs.
00:02:33.520 We totally do.
00:02:35.640 I just can't really think of any.
00:02:37.400 I'm going to be honest.
00:02:37.980 Not that we really dominate in.
00:02:39.860 I found out the other day that two women can't teach as well as one man.
00:02:44.380 How sad is that for us as a species?
00:02:48.000 So, you know, it's not to say we suck at everything, because we don't.
00:02:52.640 But men are better at it.
00:02:55.240 Men are the superior beings.
00:03:00.360 Sorry, feminists.
00:03:01.560 I don't know what to tell you.
00:03:02.500 The point of this is, we have lived in such delusion that we have a 35-year-old corporate
00:03:10.180 lawyer who probably will not reproduce, feeling like she deserves Leonardo DiCaprio, because
00:03:16.980 we have been told since childhood that we are equal to men, and we are not.
00:03:21.780 They are superior.
00:03:23.200 Thank you.
00:03:23.700 The next story is, now, you would think, because as women, we are no longer traditional.
00:03:33.520 Sorry, ladies, if you were not married before 25, I include myself in this, all right?
00:03:39.360 Women that are traditional means they prioritize a family before career.
00:03:44.040 If you are not married before 25, that means you prioritize something else above family.
00:03:53.520 Me, personally, it was volleyball.
00:03:56.060 Sorry, guys, you know, you can't—it is what it is.
00:03:59.500 But you would think, right, because women are coming to the table and we're just not as
00:04:04.720 traditional as we used to be, we would give the men a little bit of leeway, right?
00:04:08.880 I mean, how can you expect a perfectly traditional outcome without being a perfectly traditional
00:04:15.440 woman?
00:04:16.100 That's—right, King?
00:04:17.280 Right?
00:04:17.740 Yeah.
00:04:18.060 I mean, you would think we give so much leeway to the men.
00:04:21.500 Like, okay, it's all right if you don't pay all the time.
00:04:24.980 Okay, you know, you don't have to be a perfectly masculine leader.
00:04:28.680 Like, you think we would offer some grace, because the men are offering us a ton of grace.
00:04:33.860 So you would think we would say, all right, let's offer the men some grace.
00:04:37.580 Now, this woman talks about what she expects from a man when he meets her and her friends.
00:04:44.800 I'm sure it's going to be reasonable.
00:04:46.920 When a guy meets your friends for the first time, should he pay for all your friends, even
00:04:51.380 if there's, like, four of them?
00:04:53.040 One, two, three.
00:04:54.460 Yes.
00:04:56.280 Wow, this is—I'm so sorry to the guys.
00:04:59.500 This is crazy.
00:05:00.620 This is delusion.
00:05:01.260 So she's saying, not only does he need to traditionally court you, but he needs to traditionally court
00:05:10.540 your friends.
00:05:11.920 Now, let's go back.
00:05:12.800 Can I see the picture of them one more time?
00:05:15.660 Just the picture.
00:05:16.860 Do these look like traditional women that deserve traditional outcomes?
00:05:20.860 So we got a potentially spray tan, hoop earrings, you know, dyed hair, T-shirts.
00:05:32.240 Now, now go back.
00:05:33.500 Now, this isn't—this isn't to hate on them.
00:05:36.160 Just because you're modern, it doesn't mean bad person.
00:05:39.980 Okay?
00:05:40.300 So a lot of times women will get triggered, and they're like, well, but, but, but—I didn't
00:05:46.200 say bad person, but you would think if you're asking for, I want the traditional outcome,
00:05:55.280 you would have traditional skills and a traditional—at least—you would think—okay, the funniest
00:06:02.440 thing, you would think at least they would have a traditional mindset, like, okay, you're
00:06:09.440 not going to get the virgin anymore.
00:06:12.580 Okay, you know, I'm a bit older, but you would think—they would say, I will obey my
00:06:18.680 husband and mean it.
00:06:22.680 No, no, no.
00:06:25.600 No, no.
00:06:26.320 I mean, maybe they do say that.
00:06:28.520 I just don't.
00:06:29.280 I mean, maybe—did you get that vibe that they would obey?
00:06:32.660 No, I mean, I don't know.
00:06:34.360 Maybe, maybe.
00:06:35.720 But this is the level.
00:06:36.980 And then it's so funny because all the trad cons will come in and say, well, men just
00:06:42.580 be better, make more money for the women, be better.
00:06:46.840 And then the men are like, well, what am I getting out of this?
00:06:49.780 1.2 kids, a ran through hoe, and will I at least get youth?
00:06:55.180 Oh, no, not even that anymore.
00:06:58.260 And that's why a lot of guys are walking away.
00:07:00.400 I'm not trying to be mean.
00:07:02.580 A lot of times women, we've been misled.
00:07:04.680 But I'm just calling it like I see it.
00:07:07.920 And you would think the women at least would meet the men halfway and say, okay, I can compromise
00:07:14.300 on some of the traditional outcomes.
00:07:17.300 No.
00:07:18.640 No.
00:07:20.060 Nothing.
00:07:20.660 We compromise on nothing, apparently.
00:07:22.280 I'd like to say that I'm getting involved in charity work.
00:07:27.200 So I've sponsored a fat chick in London, and I'm looking to sponsor one more, where I have
00:07:33.900 paid for her personal training and nutrition out of the kindness of my heart.
00:07:39.640 And I've also started a group for women that want to lose weight called Wife School, because
00:07:43.940 it starts with looks for men, and where I myself also am going to be trying to get in better
00:07:49.280 shape and being a healthier version of myself.
00:07:52.860 And there's a $3,000 prize, all funded by me.
00:07:57.080 I mean, you could call me a full, what do they call them?
00:07:59.900 The philanthropists?
00:08:01.940 The, the, the, I really think I'm doing more good to society than anything.
00:08:08.000 Imagine we could, I should start a GoFundMe that people can donate to.
00:08:13.940 To pay women to get on the treadmill.
00:08:19.480 You can call me a philanthropist.
00:08:21.900 I swear to God.
00:08:23.460 I swear.