Modern Women Get Schooled On Relationships
Episode Stats
Words per Minute
219.5685
Summary
In this episode, we talk about how to get a perfect body and how to keep it perfect for the rest of your life. We also talk about brain implants and the future of the female body. We also discuss the benefits and drawbacks of artificial insemination and other forms of birth control.
Transcript
00:00:00.000
so i have a question guys all right if you had to go like go down a standard deviation iq
00:00:07.420
but you get a perfect body for the rest of your life would you do it oh that's yes like whatever
00:00:16.200
your dream like whatever your dream body is you get it like frozen in time the rest of your life
00:00:21.980
if i did an iq thing i 100 would do it i'm a smart ass bitch no you would have to go down
00:00:27.180
you're dumber now oh fuck no fuck that body oh okay so you'd keep the iq what would you do um
00:00:33.220
i want somebody else to go next no no come on it's all right be honest you know what to be honest
00:00:39.460
i know what it's like to have brains because i have it now so i'm going to already have i'm going
00:00:45.560
to go with the brains okay you'll keep the brain yeah you know i think i'd keep the brains too
00:00:50.520
because hopefully i'm smart enough to make enough money to buy my body
00:00:54.320
that part okay what about you um so if even after after i was like i like my body even
00:01:04.420
even let's even when you have a kid you just you the kid comes out and it right back and just goes
00:01:09.320
right back right back you don't have to work out or anything okay okay so but you just gotta be
00:01:14.020
because you gave me that i have a kid i must be married so i don't care to have my brain so i guess
00:01:18.260
i'll go down and keep my body looking good right you get a smarter guy you know what i mean i'm like
00:01:23.840
a smart guy doesn't need a smart lady he's smart you know i'll do the body that's fine i am so
00:01:30.620
annoyed by stupid people i would never want to be one of them i need to be able to carry a
00:01:34.840
conversation but that doesn't mean you're stupid just go down a little bit right yeah yeah i mean
00:01:39.740
you go down like like a couple iq points but you get this perfect body the rest so you didn't say
00:01:44.760
that's the beginning i didn't know i said stupid i said okay you weren't specific enough so you're
00:01:51.540
dumber technically you didn't say it specifically so i need the right angle of the altitude
00:01:56.060
of the percentage considering the fact that i'm already really fucking smart i could drop you still be
00:02:05.040
what percent of like 60 year old ladies really have perfect bodies like you'd be like the hottest
00:02:16.380
60 year old 70 year old right now i'm like at the top of the cream of the crop so if i was to drop a
00:02:22.860
few i'd still be at the bottom layer of cream yeah you're so excited you're not like a
00:02:27.560
average bear or just fine it's fine i wouldn't be a dummy for a body but like i can drop a couple
00:02:33.180
yeah like we'll give some off i mean like a b plus student as opposed to like i've seen her do an
00:02:39.100
amazing little thing with like losing weight and like you could do it on your own girl don't leave
00:02:43.760
60 not not the boobs like you can't get big boobs out of nothing no body a what i said body no i
00:02:51.800
i know when i lost all that way my kids also but she's saying you can do it on your own i'm saying
00:02:56.220
unless you want to put like a foreign object in your body which you know or like we're talking
00:03:01.040
about magic here oh i got foreign objects in my body do you ever wonder like how does that work
00:03:05.680
with like kids you know like breastfeeding like it doesn't that it's so fun you can still breastfeed
00:03:10.560
yeah isn't that like the plastic because this is just how i think i'm like doesn't the plastic
00:03:15.740
or whatever's in it just go over it and like then the kids like drinking like plus whatever
00:03:21.540
the hell is in the implant i just can't imagine the implants like are good for you no they're
00:03:28.780
they've actually come a long way so i have like uh i have gummies so it's like if if it pops it
00:03:34.120
doesn't leach but then it's like every 20 years all the women come forward and they're like oh fuck
00:03:39.000
i have all i think that was the old silicon days right yeah but they just invent something new and
00:03:45.060
then 20 years later chicks have the same problem it's gonna be cyborgs and ai robots they're gonna be
00:03:50.300
robots yeah okay what about you perfect body but you got to be dumber i'm definitely taking
00:03:55.900
brains immediately because i'm always at work like damn if i was so smart i could just figure
00:03:59.920
out how to ai this shit but yeah but but it's like we get the perfect body but for me i mean me being
00:04:07.080
smaller me being larger i've lived both lives and i get attention regardless i have always been able
00:04:12.480
to attract all different type of everything so none of that matters to me physicalness is just so
00:04:17.740
surface level but for me if i had the brains to make as much money as i want i mean because i
00:04:22.320
trade i do options i do forex so for me like if i had the brains truly to see things on a different
00:04:28.120
perspective i would but then but then it's like if if we were like the ultimate hotties then you
00:04:33.360
could just get a super smart guy you know and then you wouldn't have to think at all you could just
00:04:38.140
be at home chilling i don't want to get bullied well let me say wait a minute i i have that option
00:04:44.820
now so so it doesn't really lean me more to it's like oh the perfect body first of all just having
00:04:52.660
that man who is that man who takes care of me i already have that so it doesn't make me feel like
00:04:59.920
oh i got to get this perfect body so i can get the man that's already going to take care of me but
00:05:03.740
what about like keeping the man you got what about it i got him well i'm saying like wouldn't it i
00:05:09.040
mean are you married you said you're in a relationship in a relationship right so it's
00:05:12.220
like maybe the perfect body he's like ring right here no i don't think so i think it has to do with
00:05:17.700
i want to go back what we were just talking about you said something about uh what did she just say
00:05:22.200
i lost my train of thought she said she can attract anybody big or small anyway and that she wants to
00:05:27.820
be able to create ai and all types of stuff at work so she doesn't want to lose her brains
00:05:31.280
okay yeah i can't i lost the train of thought we were my bad well i was gonna say i would want
00:05:35.820
a perfect body just so i can look in the mirror and be like damn bitch it's fucking fine satisfied
00:05:40.260
not so i can catch a man or yeah it's not for a man yeah it's for yourself my girlfriend i wonder
00:05:45.240
why this is like gut reaction of us women whenever it's like we have with this you could have this for
00:05:51.500
a man it's so interesting because we'll always have to say no no no it's for myself but it's really
00:05:58.360
interesting because a family is supposed to be selfless families only work if we're selfless and
00:06:04.060
we're thinking about the other person for your kids yeah and it will and the husband and it's
00:06:08.420
interesting too because we'll give up stuff for our kids and we'll do stuff for the kids but it's like
00:06:12.620
why why is it a bad thing to say i want to have a perfect body for the man i think and like the whole
00:06:18.400
like feminist like movement of being like an independent woman and even saying that you're
00:06:23.420
codependent on somebody it almost is a negative tone these days but it's not i mean technically
00:06:28.020
you are you're in a relationship it's okay to be codependent on each other yeah like i i would love
00:06:33.160
a perfect body to get married and then a husband and then that's his body like i think that'd be
00:06:37.900
great like what's wrong with that there's nothing wrong with that's just how you view it you know
00:06:42.220
what i mean i think everybody has to live with what they would feel comfortable with so if she doesn't
00:06:48.140
feel comfortable with having a perfect body but she feels comfortable with having a perfect brains
00:06:52.080
that's her mindset now and what she'll live with right and there's nothing wrong with that but
00:06:56.920
i'm just more asking like why do we have this gut reaction that anything we do like for the men we
00:07:02.020
have like whenever girls say oh i don't put on makeup for the men i do it for myself i don't do this for
00:07:07.020
the men like why is our gut reaction as women like this is for ourselves when if we want to be in a
00:07:12.720
long-term marriage you're supposed to do a lot at least for him you have a guy grows a beard because his
00:07:18.400
wife wants him to is that equivalent to what you're saying no because i think men and women
00:07:23.000
are different and i think women are here to serve they have an exception that we don't yeah because
00:07:27.240
i think we're lied to and saying that we're equal and i think the natural order of the world is we're
00:07:31.780
not i think everybody should be living for themselves in their own happiness and that you
00:07:35.200
should never be codependent on your partner okay i think i think i think i think i think that's the
00:07:40.100
problem we can be happy together so so these people talk about being independent independent means
00:07:44.800
you're alone yeah you're not independent independent means to fail look i'm a provider
00:07:49.560
protector my responsibility is the king of the house is to provide and protect for her not control
00:07:54.300
her right you brought something up like treat you bad there's always except there's always these
00:07:58.560
exceptions i was in a toxic relationship everybody's been in bad relationships but my duty and responsibility
00:08:04.140
and honor is to serve her and and provide and protect for her responsibility she takes care of the
00:08:10.060
home she cooks the food this is how we live our life now when you say that if i say i'm independent
00:08:16.400
well then why am i in a relationship right i rely on her to take care of the home that's what she does
00:08:21.520
i didn't say independent did i no but i'm saying you said codependency is bad it's not codependent like
00:08:26.220
you're unable to like you can't survive it's just being a team well no no no so this is the other
00:08:33.340
misconception a relationship is not a partnership a partnership is where you go into business with
00:08:38.300
somebody we're not in a partnership we're in a relationship i leave the home it's not this is
00:08:44.740
this is where the problems come in we come in it's 50 50 no it's not 50 50 and i agree with that i leave
00:08:50.000
the home but here we are right here we are i don't believe it's 50 50 i don't believe it but this new
00:08:55.080
generation set of men is why a lot of the women are the way they are with the feelings of wanting to
00:09:00.100
be so independent because the men are like so aggressive with they don't want men are the new
00:09:04.420
bitches let me tell you why women ask them to be bitches and 80 of the single parent homes are
00:09:11.320
women and they're trying to raise these boys and they're raising them as feminine men you need to
00:09:15.960
do this you need to do this your grandma your great grandmother's like you go out find yourself a good
00:09:20.400
man that can take care of you a lot not and when i say this i know a lot of the a lot a lot of these
00:09:25.760
women nowadays their mamas are like you don't need a man you can be an independent boss bitch and
00:09:30.680
then what happens is you you become 50 60 years old drinking box wine watching netflix with your
00:09:36.420
with your cats right talking about angel numbers and horoscopes i'm fine i'm fine but let me tell you
00:09:41.720
something i'm fine i'm fine and then you come 60 you're like what am i going to do for work
00:09:45.640
you can't retire you don't have two three million if they picked the perfect body at 60
00:09:51.340
i'm not coming at you i'm just stating what what as a man of high value man we're looking we're like
00:10:01.660
i i talked i had a conversation last night i i talked to hundreds and hundreds of women i coach
00:10:07.160
men and women i get these challenges i've helped marriages now i'm not perfect i don't know everything
00:10:12.340
but i'm rarely in doubt because this is what i do and i see the challenges that some of the ladies and
00:10:17.080
men have and a lot of these men are simping i get it they're simping and they'll come up like like
00:10:22.160
pearl pearl was in a situation watch this pearl was in a situation a guy watched my podcast pearl was on
00:10:27.480
there he reached out to her somehow shape way or form and he wanted to date her and like soon as he
00:10:33.220
met her he goes i want to marry you it turned her off he was simping thirsty am i right yeah yeah i did
00:10:40.380
and these guys i say men stop chasing women stop chasing women what value does a woman bring to
00:10:48.700
the table i say that or to the relationship outside of sex what do you bring to the relationship outside
00:10:53.700
of sex i'm fucking hilarious dude men don't want to date comedians they want to date models
00:10:59.500
if that was true if men wanted to date funny if men wanted to date funny well i'm a funny
00:11:05.760
chelsea model so what's up chelsea you're you're not that i also have a girlfriend so y'all need
00:11:10.260
to keep that i understand well they're right you're in a different relationship you're in a
00:11:14.320
different relationship yeah but but you know for men it's like they're not looking for funny chicks
00:11:19.160
otherwise you wouldn't see all these comedians they're always single no that's not true have you
00:11:23.440
seen that asian comedian she just came out with the movie and she's fucking funny you know it's so
00:11:27.360
funny she was pregnant she already had that baby yeah she knew it's so funny it's like you have to
00:11:32.000
bring up the exception whose name you don't really watch comedians well yeah but like just
00:11:36.380
think of chelsea handlers by yourself all the big name comedians are by themselves that woman is paid
00:11:42.680
i still do think like as much as you can be as black and white with stuff i still think that men
00:11:47.980
do choose you or fall in love with you or like you more because because of your personality and
00:11:53.760
because of things that you bring to other things that you bring to the table they miss you when you're
00:11:56.860
not around not because you're fine i know he's really nice bodies at that really nice bodies
00:12:02.320
tatted up gorgeous i mean the the woman that all the men walk in the room and want no they still get