JustPearlyThings - August 29, 2023


Modern Women Subjectively Rate Themselves


Episode Stats

Length

5 minutes

Words per Minute

200.23398

Word Count

1,084

Sentence Count

190

Misogynist Sentences

9

Hate Speech Sentences

8


Summary

In this episode, we talk about what women should look for in a husband and how men rank themselves, and how women rank themselves in comparison to each other. We also have a special guest on the show, Margot Robbie!


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Okay, so what other traits should women look for in a husband?
00:00:03.960 Stoicism.
00:00:04.860 Stoicism is a big one, yeah.
00:00:07.160 Initiatives.
00:00:07.720 It means controlling your emotions.
00:00:09.080 Even though they say they want us to cry.
00:00:10.320 Stoicism, yeah.
00:00:11.700 That's a test.
00:00:12.700 What else should women look for in a husband?
00:00:15.160 Physique.
00:00:16.260 Yeah.
00:00:16.920 Honesty.
00:00:17.720 Jackson.
00:00:18.840 You know what's funny?
00:00:20.280 You know what's funny?
00:00:20.840 This is the first character trait I've heard all night.
00:00:23.640 Honesty.
00:00:24.240 Honesty.
00:00:25.700 I think a man that can do things around the house is very important.
00:00:28.860 Disciplined.
00:00:29.480 Yeah.
00:00:30.000 That covers all of it.
00:00:31.060 What about like a handyman?
00:00:32.260 Like a man who can actually do stuff?
00:00:34.120 I think that's very important to a woman.
00:00:35.960 Someone who's capable.
00:00:37.100 All right.
00:00:37.580 All right.
00:00:38.160 He's an A, but he's not handy.
00:00:40.620 Is he a woman?
00:00:41.860 A B?
00:00:43.080 C?
00:00:44.360 I would say C.
00:00:47.140 Remember, he's still earning the money.
00:00:48.720 Think about the money.
00:00:49.760 Half a mil.
00:00:50.440 Half a mil.
00:00:51.040 Think about half a mil, please.
00:00:54.720 So half a mil, yeah?
00:00:56.080 Half a mil, but he can't.
00:00:57.360 He can't teach you.
00:00:58.380 He can't teach you.
00:00:59.120 But by the way, he can pay anyone to fix anything, just so you know.
00:01:02.160 Exactly.
00:01:02.380 Pay anyone to fix anything.
00:01:03.420 Exactly.
00:01:03.980 Perfect.
00:01:04.480 I'll just call someone.
00:01:05.440 There you go.
00:01:05.920 So where is he be?
00:01:06.920 B.
00:01:07.200 B.
00:01:07.840 Of course he is.
00:01:09.180 That's why I said just put the money in there and just cut the shelf.
00:01:13.160 Yeah.
00:01:13.420 Okay, well, I think that's pretty much the cheating for the guys.
00:01:17.040 The cheating.
00:01:17.940 Oh, in bed.
00:01:18.900 Bed as well.
00:01:19.640 In bed as well.
00:01:20.140 Did we do that one?
00:01:20.740 We've done that.
00:01:21.200 No, you guys said that should the sex matter?
00:01:24.420 No, that's not that important.
00:01:25.520 Okay, what about cheating?
00:01:26.600 Should that matter?
00:01:27.580 Well, that's dishonesty.
00:01:28.980 So, yeah.
00:01:29.520 I mean, if you're honest about it from the jump.
00:01:31.160 That's a C.
00:01:31.720 It's one thing.
00:01:32.420 Okay, what if he's honest with her?
00:01:34.020 He's going to step out.
00:01:34.920 If he's honest, he's saying well, that's not cheating.
00:01:37.600 Yeah, exactly.
00:01:38.100 I know, but he's up front and just says, look, from time to time.
00:01:41.500 That's an A.
00:01:42.000 It depends how much money he makes.
00:01:43.980 Okay, okay.
00:01:44.500 I want you to raise.
00:01:45.460 I want you.
00:01:46.080 Okay.
00:01:46.220 This is for your daughters, guys.
00:01:47.420 What is going on?
00:01:47.700 Yeah, but it depends how much money he makes.
00:01:49.140 This is how men think.
00:01:50.540 What is going on?
00:01:51.520 This is going to tell her.
00:01:52.360 This is how men think.
00:01:53.240 F.
00:01:53.620 The cheating is an F.
00:01:55.020 All right, who says cheating is an F?
00:01:57.180 Cheating is an F.
00:01:57.700 Yes.
00:01:58.020 All right, who says cheating but tell her?
00:01:59.660 Like open one way or open another.
00:02:01.300 No, but I'm still an F.
00:02:02.160 F.
00:02:02.420 I'll do an F.
00:02:03.960 Yeah.
00:02:05.180 Oh, Lord.
00:02:06.700 Okay.
00:02:08.000 Nice job, guys.
00:02:08.900 My brain hurts.
00:02:10.420 Hello.
00:02:11.800 Wow.
00:02:14.320 You know how easy that was to brutalize men?
00:02:18.720 Yeah, no one was happy about it as well.
00:02:21.060 We did the women right.
00:02:23.660 One woman had to leave.
00:02:24.760 Yeah.
00:02:25.900 She was like, I'm out.
00:02:27.700 We do the men.
00:02:28.880 We're clapping.
00:02:29.380 We're laughing.
00:02:30.520 I want to know from the ladies.
00:02:32.740 Was seeing how men rank women surprising to you?
00:02:36.760 It's not surprising, but it's just like.
00:02:39.820 It was surprising.
00:02:40.840 What would you rank yourself?
00:02:42.000 Yeah, they don't really focus on like the kind of, I guess.
00:02:46.920 Shady.
00:02:48.160 Not the characteristics, but you know what I mean?
00:02:49.920 Like women always go for like personality traits.
00:02:52.220 Like, oh, he can't be boring.
00:02:53.420 And like men are just like, nah, I don't care.
00:02:55.080 As long as he can take care of my daughter.
00:02:56.500 So it sounds very like, yeah.
00:02:58.680 Can everyone rank themselves?
00:03:01.060 Men and women?
00:03:01.500 Whoa.
00:03:02.040 Mind your business.
00:03:02.840 Well, I'm degrading.
00:03:04.100 All right.
00:03:04.460 I don't mind ranking.
00:03:05.360 I'm just saying.
00:03:06.500 I think everyone should rank themselves based on what else this is.
00:03:08.900 Let's go.
00:03:09.500 What is it?
00:03:10.760 For what?
00:03:11.280 You got to grade yourself.
00:03:12.840 Myself?
00:03:13.220 I'm always an A.
00:03:14.360 Oh.
00:03:14.940 All right.
00:03:15.560 What's yours?
00:03:17.300 Always an A.
00:03:18.160 You're always an A.
00:03:19.340 All right.
00:03:19.540 What about you?
00:03:20.080 Girl?
00:03:26.400 Are we being realistic?
00:03:28.360 No, no.
00:03:28.720 We are being realistic.
00:03:30.040 We just did the grading skill.
00:03:32.200 You are a queen.
00:03:32.500 Wait, let me get this straight.
00:03:33.260 Do you guys think you're as hot as Margot Robbie?
00:03:35.940 You are.
00:03:36.640 I'm not an ugly girl.
00:03:38.720 You're not as hot as Margot Robbie.
00:03:40.680 That's preferences, though.
00:03:42.480 Oh, my God.
00:03:43.160 Oh, my God.
00:03:43.720 That's stunning.
00:03:44.360 Yeah, thank you.
00:03:45.220 I think I'm stunning, too.
00:03:46.460 Why do women lie to each other?
00:03:48.520 Makes them feel better.
00:03:50.020 Margot Robbie?
00:03:50.980 Really?
00:03:51.380 I don't think it's a different type.
00:03:53.300 It's a different type.
00:03:54.580 Like, I don't think.
00:03:56.520 That's not a type of woman I would go for, personally.
00:03:59.100 Yeah.
00:03:59.340 Okay.
00:04:00.060 Any of the girls that we listed, the one with the most symmetrical face,
00:04:03.960 you really think you're both as hot as her?
00:04:06.580 It's not.
00:04:07.060 I don't think.
00:04:07.580 Again, it's like, that's just my preference.
00:04:09.740 Who do you think most men would go for?
00:04:10.800 Okay.
00:04:10.820 Okay.
00:04:11.000 Actually, I have a question.
00:04:12.060 Oh, no.
00:04:13.500 I have a question.
00:04:13.860 Do you think that you make $500,000 a year?
00:04:18.180 I don't.
00:04:18.880 Okay.
00:04:19.600 No, I get it.
00:04:20.300 It's a realistic kind of thing.
00:04:21.540 But I'm just saying that I'm not any less than, like,
00:04:23.980 I don't think she's better looking.
00:04:26.060 I mean, like, it's just not my preference.
00:04:27.580 I do think that all of the women that we showed earlier are better looking than me.
00:04:32.180 So I would not give myself an A.
00:04:34.040 Fair enough.
00:04:35.180 And I think this is delusional.
00:04:37.360 It's not delusional.
00:04:39.580 I think if you were, okay, then why don't you have A results?
00:04:43.040 If you were an A, you would be.
00:04:45.060 Because it's not just look.
00:04:45.980 Yes, it is.
00:04:46.820 I mean, we can ask the men in the room.
00:04:48.980 Go ahead.
00:04:49.880 I'm just saying we can.
00:04:50.900 We don't have to, pal.
00:04:51.920 I'm just saying.
00:04:52.780 I'm just saying we can.
00:04:54.000 I'm not going to.
00:04:54.540 We're going to turn it down.
00:04:55.340 I'm just saying we can.
00:04:56.360 It's not my show.
00:04:57.140 I'm just saying.
00:04:57.720 What do you rate yourself?
00:05:00.680 I'm going to do that.
00:05:01.600 A, B, C, D, F.
00:05:04.000 I'm not going to look at you.
00:05:07.320 No.
00:05:07.880 No rating?
00:05:08.400 No rating.
00:05:09.520 Wow.
00:05:09.800 So I'm going to raise your hand, okay?
00:05:14.660 So A, are you an A?
00:05:16.280 Raise your hand.
00:05:16.860 Oh, God.
00:05:17.840 They're going to humble us.
00:05:18.320 I'm not raising.
00:05:19.080 They're going to humble us.
00:05:19.740 I actually don't care.
00:05:20.700 It's only humbling if you're delusional.
00:05:22.540 It's not.
00:05:22.960 I'm not a delusional.
00:05:23.760 Let them humble us.
00:05:24.540 Okay.