JustPearlyThings - May 03, 2023


Pearl Calls Out Matt Shea From @VICE


Episode Stats

Length

9 minutes

Words per Minute

144.29541

Word Count

1,438

Sentence Count

1

Misogynist Sentences

4

Hate Speech Sentences

7


Summary

In this episode, the boys talk about how to deal with a nerd in the office, how to handle a dang nerd and how to get rid of a nerd on the street. They also discuss how to make sure you don t end up like a nerd outside a man s gate and how you don't end up looking like one.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 he doesn't deserve it he's a dng bro no one has deserved this more than him ever massage my head
00:00:05.720 please because i've got there's a dng outside and it's his negative energy you know what i mean
00:00:10.300 oh this is so cool yeah it's affecting your brain power it's like i'm so cool
00:00:19.040 but when a nerd is outside begging at the gate
00:00:22.100 like his patheticness and his insidious weakness is in the atmosphere and i have to make sure that
00:00:31.160 i channel my chief that's why you gotta breathe smoke in his breath breath in smoke massage my
00:00:35.980 super brain to purify my existence because there's some dng at my gate who won't give up
00:00:41.700 please please let me talk to you you look like a geek
00:00:48.180 so get fucked i've finished my lunch
00:00:52.200 finish my 15th coffee of the day and continue to conquer the world and be fucking rich
00:00:58.940 yeah that's a good point talk some dng don't end up like a dng standing outside a man's gate
00:01:03.080 that would be horrible we're not gonna mention the lady they're just giving him a massage
00:01:09.380 your take is a different lifestyle i respect it
00:01:15.400 fine who's there calling you to stand outside a man's gate your only big shot in the world to
00:01:19.900 ever be noticed again you look is that guy's come out like a geek and there is less than 0% chance
00:01:25.720 the worst thing is i said come back at 2 30 and he arrived on time to the minute
00:01:29.500 you know we're punctual people i'm just gonna throw this in there you know
00:01:56.020 well but let's say stop it don't don't well all right you know i'm a me i don't you know saying
00:02:06.400 it pal you know i'm a punctual person yeah me i'm on the african time
00:02:11.780 he is on i am the african time he's on african time
00:02:21.180 he's on uh an amazing producer what did they think i was gonna say
00:02:27.720 i don't know but i'm on the african time
00:02:30.160 just we thought he couldn't look more geek
00:02:33.440 this is helping his vibes are being repelled
00:02:36.820 and my aikido
00:02:38.480 will not let him poison me
00:02:42.300 i refuse it's my life's mission to never end up anything like that man
00:02:46.460 yeah
00:02:47.100 it's my life's ambition to never be anything like him
00:02:50.720 and it's a little worm who comes along and does hit pieces on people while trying to pretend to be their friends
00:02:56.360 trying to get hits on the internet and everyone realizes he's a little worm
00:02:58.920 and that he's so desperate to matter that he has to beg the same person he betrayed for attention again
00:03:04.860 because he is a complete dork
00:03:07.780 who would ever talk to him that's relevant now
00:03:10.160 so i mean you're not talking to him but
00:03:12.280 talk to who
00:03:14.200 the dng
00:03:15.780 don't make a fuck about him
00:03:18.540 hi i'm dng guy i have an interview
00:03:20.420 no
00:03:20.860 yeah no
00:03:22.080 you look like a geek
00:03:23.040 i'm gonna fly here and i'll consider it
00:03:24.480 you're busy
00:03:34.440 i'm super busy
00:03:35.500 i can see you're busy
00:03:36.260 i'm working
00:03:36.900 repelling his negative organs
00:03:40.160 fucking nerd
00:03:48.660 hey guys
00:03:55.940 hello again
00:03:57.040 yep
00:03:57.600 do you have the chocolate
00:03:58.560 yeah
00:03:59.720 okay
00:04:00.600 can i have the chocolate
00:04:01.540 so
00:04:02.460 look
00:04:04.180 obviously
00:04:04.820 what we don't want is to give you the chocolate
00:04:07.580 and not do the interview
00:04:08.460 no
00:04:09.660 no
00:04:09.900 hey yo
00:04:14.460 that's a win for the editor
00:04:16.580 but i know you want to film us giving you the chocolate
00:04:22.540 i know what super chat they want us to read here
00:04:25.360 but everybody's been going on about this super chat
00:04:27.640 what are they talking about
00:04:28.760 what can you
00:04:31.040 i lost them on my phone
00:04:33.220 oh
00:04:33.920 yeah we're gonna read the super chat
00:04:36.000 stick it out guys
00:04:36.880 you know
00:04:37.180 yeah one second
00:04:37.940 we're gonna read them
00:04:38.880 yeah drop the chocolate
00:04:39.860 just pull the super chats up there
00:04:41.880 you're gonna be a super chat reader
00:04:43.260 oh okay
00:04:44.920 hope you're better than it
00:04:47.260 no comment
00:04:50.320 his super chat reading was so bad
00:04:53.740 they hate on mine
00:04:55.100 so
00:04:55.800 if you or tate can come with a way
00:04:58.000 where
00:04:58.300 we're both
00:04:59.180 happy
00:05:00.100 then
00:05:00.500 let's do it
00:05:01.400 you're not gonna get an interview
00:05:02.380 without the chocolate
00:05:03.240 yeah yeah no that's fine
00:05:04.320 so how about
00:05:05.020 uh
00:05:05.820 if you tell tate
00:05:06.920 he can come out
00:05:07.700 and then we can
00:05:08.880 hand him the chocolate
00:05:09.720 as we enter
00:05:10.400 and you can film it
00:05:11.100 okay i'm gonna tell him
00:05:12.900 but he's pretty busy
00:05:13.780 he's the cameraman for me
00:05:17.240 the focus
00:05:17.860 yo why
00:05:20.640 why do you have your eye on the thing
00:05:23.100 like it's 2023
00:05:24.620 like why did you bring that big thing
00:05:26.800 what's going on there man
00:05:29.300 vice bbc
00:05:31.480 what's going on over there man
00:05:33.000 i mean they clearly
00:05:34.540 don't have a good budget
00:05:35.740 like we do
00:05:36.480 i just pearly things
00:05:37.600 yo i mean
00:05:39.400 yo like
00:05:41.140 let's get an iphone at this point
00:05:43.380 you know i mean
00:05:44.160 you guys
00:05:45.340 i don't know what they're doing
00:05:47.840 i don't know
00:05:49.200 we twerk
00:05:50.740 it's not your business
00:05:51.600 it's not your business
00:05:53.780 okay so
00:05:55.700 he wants you to go out
00:05:57.360 and get the chocolate
00:05:58.180 because he's scared
00:05:59.000 he's not gonna get an interview
00:06:00.280 if he's gonna give you the chocolate
00:06:01.980 why didn't you say
00:06:03.340 you will get an interview
00:06:04.060 once you get the chocolate
00:06:04.980 i told him
00:06:05.960 and what did he say
00:06:06.760 he wants you to go outside
00:06:08.600 and he can like
00:06:10.020 yeah keep dreaming
00:06:11.720 loser
00:06:12.020 oh my god
00:06:26.620 this is so funny
00:06:27.800 why don't you read the super chats now
00:06:36.280 you got them up
00:06:36.920 you know how to pull them up
00:06:39.460 yeah
00:06:39.920 and uh you either give him the chocolate
00:06:45.600 and you'll have an interview
00:06:47.060 or you don't
00:06:48.100 and you don't have no interview
00:06:49.680 okay fine
00:06:50.620 kill
00:06:51.340 where's the chocolate
00:06:53.340 where's he
00:06:54.320 he's inside
00:06:55.540 okay cool
00:06:56.440 but you have to give him the chocolate first
00:06:58.120 okay
00:06:58.460 if he comes out
00:06:59.160 we'll give it to him
00:06:59.760 he won't come out
00:07:00.840 if you give me the chocolate
00:07:02.520 i'll get the chocolate to him
00:07:04.340 and you'll have an interview
00:07:05.320 your name's stick right
00:07:06.400 what's your name
00:07:07.840 i'm alex
00:07:08.260 alex okay right
00:07:09.400 so you're obviously a smart person
00:07:11.200 you know that
00:07:12.700 if i give you the chocolate
00:07:14.000 then there's a high chance
00:07:27.240 he'll never come out
00:07:28.120 right
00:07:28.560 but at least it's a chance
00:07:30.520 if you don't give him
00:07:31.660 give him the chocolate
00:07:32.480 you won't have an interview
00:07:33.800 yes but i'm
00:07:35.220 i'm not gonna give him the chocolate
00:07:36.840 and then just risk him not appearing
00:07:39.320 so what i could do
00:07:40.700 i don't understand
00:07:41.520 you've already made it
00:07:42.320 all the way to romania
00:07:44.000 like you
00:07:44.400 like if you
00:07:45.220 just leave the chocolate
00:07:47.140 like just take the ale
00:07:48.380 you know what i mean
00:07:49.060 like why is he trying to
00:07:51.100 keep the like
00:07:52.220 ransom with the chocolate
00:07:53.320 like what's
00:07:54.100 what's going on here
00:07:55.240 chocolate gate
00:07:56.780 chocolate gate
00:07:59.920 i need to know
00:08:02.260 i need to know
00:08:03.180 if he gets the chocolate
00:08:04.220 i need to know
00:08:05.580 yeah
00:08:08.580 i need to know as well
00:08:10.060 at this point
00:08:10.520 i don't know
00:08:11.300 let's find out
00:08:12.380 is handing the chocolate
00:08:14.200 as we walk in
00:08:15.640 that's a smart idea right
00:08:16.940 no
00:08:17.100 because he
00:08:18.680 he doesn't want that
00:08:19.600 he wants the chocolate
00:08:20.580 he's gonna do an interview
00:08:22.080 with you
00:08:22.360 what do you think
00:08:22.900 what do you think about all this
00:08:24.140 i'm
00:08:24.900 i'm outside now
00:08:26.720 you don't have any thoughts
00:08:27.900 yeah
00:08:28.120 no
00:08:28.440 well you don't have a brain
00:08:29.600 you can't think
00:08:30.220 a bit rude
00:08:32.320 you're gonna
00:08:33.240 you know
00:08:34.000 they say a person's
00:08:34.940 true character
00:08:35.680 is how they treat
00:08:37.840 the waiter
00:08:39.000 now this isn't a waiter
00:08:39.960 but it's the same principle
00:08:41.700 it's the help
00:08:42.340 yeah the help
00:08:43.260 yeah like
00:08:43.780 i take it personal
00:08:45.320 if someone is rude
00:08:46.900 there was a girl
00:08:47.780 that wanted
00:08:48.140 that came on the show
00:08:49.420 okay
00:08:50.960 this sadia chick
00:08:54.080 all right
00:08:54.540 i'm gonna say her name
00:08:55.400 this is this pro men
00:08:57.960 influencer
00:08:58.680 she came on my show
00:08:59.680 yeah
00:09:00.260 and then after
00:09:01.640 proceeds
00:09:02.440 to call
00:09:03.720 one of my staff
00:09:05.220 a broke
00:09:06.720 man
00:09:07.620 wow
00:09:08.240 and and degrade
00:09:09.720 one of the people
00:09:11.100 that worked for me
00:09:11.820 and then asked
00:09:12.840 to come back
00:09:13.500 on the show
00:09:14.140 lady
00:09:15.040 you will never
00:09:16.560 never
00:09:17.080 because i don't
00:09:18.220 like influencers
00:09:19.360 that degrade men
00:09:20.420 i think that's
00:09:21.800 absolutely atrocious
00:09:22.780 and so now you see
00:09:24.980 and now
00:09:25.620 now what did that show us
00:09:26.940 that showed her
00:09:27.900 as many of you know
00:09:29.020 i was just banned
00:09:30.240 on tiktok
00:09:31.500 and we are demonetized
00:09:32.860 on a daily basis
00:09:34.120 on this platform
00:09:35.580 if you want to help
00:09:37.240 please consider sending
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00:09:39.980 every donation helps
00:09:41.760 and it helps make
00:09:42.600 what we do possible
00:09:44.240 can we win
00:09:46.860 they notice
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