JustPearlyThings - October 18, 2023


Pearl EXPOSES Her Female Friends


Episode Stats

Length

9 minutes

Words per Minute

200.68771

Word Count

1,926

Sentence Count

196

Misogynist Sentences

18

Hate Speech Sentences

8


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 I kind of like, it's like a plus if they come from, like, a similar background to me, like, bigger family, Catholic, like, that's kind of a...
00:00:07.120 I mean, you have ten kids in your family, that's no joke.
00:00:09.440 Yeah, okay, I don't expect it to be that big, but it's kind of like, I don't know, it's kind of nice when someone has, like, the same background as you.
00:00:15.640 It is, it is, because I'm Catholic, so I mean, I'm like, I'm Catholic, too.
00:00:19.300 You know, and so...
00:00:20.580 It's a nice familiarity, if you grow up in that, especially.
00:00:24.200 Okay, so that's, we're talking about a man.
00:00:26.560 You know, I always say one of the things is that men needs friends.
00:00:29.340 Yeah.
00:00:29.540 Okay, I've said, I famously said, every man needs friends, every man needs good friends, but what's better than that is having rich, good friends.
00:00:37.820 Yeah.
00:00:38.200 Okay, but the best thing about that is having rich, good friends who are actually good people, or what we call menches.
00:00:44.040 So, I want to know, obviously, you've taken a stance on women, get it.
00:00:50.340 What's your female friend situation like?
00:00:53.000 Are you still friends with all the girls you grew up with?
00:00:55.260 Are you making new female friends?
00:00:56.560 Is it a lot harder for you to get along with a lot of women because of some of your hot takes on women?
00:01:01.520 What's your friend status, specifically with women?
00:01:03.740 Well, so I have friends on my volleyball team.
00:01:07.020 Like, I have a couple.
00:01:08.580 I've just never...
00:01:09.700 To be honest, it's not really new for me not to have, like, a ton of female friends.
00:01:13.660 I've always just had, like, one or two when I'm okay.
00:01:16.200 Same.
00:01:16.220 Like, I just don't need a ton of female friends.
00:01:19.380 You know, I've just always been the type that's been really into my hobbies.
00:01:22.640 Even when it wasn't YouTube, like, I was really into volleyball.
00:01:25.920 I spent a lot of time doing that.
00:01:28.280 So, yeah.
00:01:29.640 So, who do you confide in?
00:01:31.040 Who are your closest, like, who are you closest with?
00:01:32.760 Other than family.
00:01:33.700 Obviously, you're real close with your parents.
00:01:35.940 You're one of ten.
00:01:39.020 Outside of family, who are you like, no, those are my people?
00:01:42.640 Well, I have one friend I've been friends with since, like, pre-K.
00:01:45.880 So, I talk to her a lot.
00:01:48.480 And then there's girls on my volleyball team.
00:01:50.600 You know, I have friends at work, so.
00:01:52.360 Got it.
00:01:52.820 So, there's no shortage of friends, but the close, close ones, it's very few.
00:01:57.060 Yeah.
00:01:57.460 I mean, that's just always been how I've been.
00:02:00.000 Like, I've always just had, like, a couple, and that's just been okay for me.
00:02:02.860 Got it.
00:02:03.160 What do random strangers come up and say to you?
00:02:07.240 Like, for instance, people come up and be like, hey, bro, Saz.
00:02:09.660 Love your interview.
00:02:10.860 Hey, what was that?
00:02:11.260 And some people be like, bro, I fucking hate you, but I got to take a picture, man.
00:02:14.100 Yeah.
00:02:14.280 All good, dude, thanks.
00:02:15.560 What's the most common occurrence when people come up to you on the street?
00:02:18.280 I assume you get recognized a bunch.
00:02:19.920 Yeah.
00:02:20.360 Right?
00:02:21.600 Well, after the Tate interview, that's one thing I get a lot.
00:02:25.020 Like, what was Tate like?
00:02:26.680 Same thing here.
00:02:27.200 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:02:28.760 Another one I get is, do you really believe what you say?
00:02:32.160 And I'm like, yes, I do.
00:02:33.560 I think I mean it even more in real life.
00:02:35.680 I love that question.
00:02:37.560 Got it.
00:02:38.520 Do you believe what you say?
00:02:39.940 They, um, and I get a lot of like, I get a lot of thank yous from guys that have been
00:02:44.260 going through the family court system.
00:02:46.360 So that, that's one thing they, they, they basically like thank me for bringing attention
00:02:50.880 to those issues because it's just not something that I would say is mainstream.
00:02:55.360 Interesting.
00:02:56.280 So, uh, do you, would you say you get more people come up to you that, Pearl, I love
00:03:00.500 you or Pearl, I hate you.
00:03:01.720 It's like, if you had to give, or give a ratio.
00:03:04.500 Definitely fans.
00:03:06.040 Um, you know, I can really only count.
00:03:08.520 I've only maybe had five times someone's have come up to me and like screamed at me in like
00:03:13.200 two years.
00:03:13.640 That's not so bad, right?
00:03:14.600 A year and a half.
00:03:15.440 I don't know.
00:03:16.160 It's actually very good.
00:03:17.080 Yeah.
00:03:17.260 Because if you look at the comments out there, you're going to think that everyone hates
00:03:19.320 you, right?
00:03:19.600 Yeah, no, not in real life.
00:03:21.680 Um, I'm sure some people come up and like, they actually aren't like, sometimes you get
00:03:25.600 the feeling where they're not actually fans.
00:03:27.320 They're just like saying they are, you know, they just say, yeah, last couple of hot takes
00:03:32.940 with our friend Pearl.
00:03:33.840 And then she's going to flip the script on me.
00:03:36.240 Um, body positivity movement.
00:03:39.160 We've seen a lot of that these days, right?
00:03:41.400 Um, you see the Victoria's secret and they just came out with a new documentary.
00:03:45.380 The biggest beautiful thing.
00:03:46.780 Um, you've, you know, called women whales, right?
00:03:52.200 You've made shirts about this.
00:03:53.580 No, I didn't actually put those shirts out.
00:03:56.060 I wanted to, but no, but you, I've seen the shirts.
00:04:00.080 I don't know if you sold them.
00:04:01.380 No, I didn't.
00:04:02.340 Gotcha.
00:04:03.100 So, uh, fat shaming, we get it, you know, but you know, for men, I don't know if you know
00:04:08.340 this, the military is actually 70% overweight, right?
00:04:13.000 Overweight.
00:04:13.400 So, this whole concept of acceptance and tolerance and just let people live, that's a slippery
00:04:21.120 slope right there.
00:04:21.860 I believe in accountability.
00:04:23.220 I believe in truth.
00:04:24.280 So, we both agree that this obesity thing is a big deal and needs to be dealt with.
00:04:29.420 It is sort of becoming more common in society.
00:04:33.400 Now, I know you don't think that women make great leaders, but we're going to play a game.
00:04:37.100 Um, uh, president Pearl Davis, president of the United States of America, go ahead, wave
00:04:42.400 to the camera real quick, Pearl, go ahead.
00:04:44.120 Yes.
00:04:44.420 Give him a wave.
00:04:45.080 Hey guys, vote for Pearl.
00:04:46.700 How would you tackle this obesity epidemic in America?
00:04:53.500 Yeah.
00:04:54.400 Um, oh, the obesity epidemic.
00:04:58.000 I'd probably, I don't really know.
00:05:00.560 I would probably start maybe with the foods, like putting, cause don't they like poison the
00:05:07.300 birth control water?
00:05:08.420 Isn't that a thing?
00:05:09.300 I don't know.
00:05:09.900 I, I've, I've heard there's like birth control in the water and that's kind of messing everything
00:05:14.060 up.
00:05:14.360 So, I would ban birth control.
00:05:15.940 That's number one.
00:05:16.680 Okay.
00:05:17.240 Um, go out.
00:05:18.000 Number two, I was thinking, what if men could only get, like the women could only get a
00:05:25.940 ring if they were like 150 pounds or less.
00:05:30.700 So in order to get the ring, you got to be less than 150.
00:05:33.820 What about after you got the ring, you get pregnant and never lose the weight.
00:05:37.760 That's fraud.
00:05:38.140 That's fraud.
00:05:38.840 So what would you do on that?
00:05:40.340 Um, is that grounds for divorce?
00:05:42.860 Oh yeah.
00:05:43.520 Yeah.
00:05:43.840 Okay.
00:05:44.140 So that's another exception.
00:05:45.520 That's fraud.
00:05:46.080 Yeah.
00:05:46.440 I think that's fraud.
00:05:47.500 I'm the same way, like a guy can't just stop working, you know?
00:05:51.440 Got it.
00:05:51.980 What else?
00:05:52.460 Anything else you would add to the, um, I would ban, what about, I would ban Lizzo from
00:05:57.380 all billboards and like media.
00:05:59.340 Nat, I told you once that you looked like Lizzo and that you're beautiful like Lizzo.
00:06:02.980 And what did you say to that?
00:06:03.820 I went on my rant about it.
00:06:05.440 What did you say to that?
00:06:06.240 Don't insult me.
00:06:07.280 You're beautiful like Lizzo.
00:06:08.520 Thank you, but don't insult me.
00:06:09.460 You look like Lizzo.
00:06:10.360 I, I'm good.
00:06:11.400 Thank you.
00:06:11.920 Why not?
00:06:12.580 Just because we already did this.
00:06:15.060 Got it.
00:06:15.520 No, I understand.
00:06:16.100 But I do think that there's something going on in society where you can't comment on something
00:06:22.940 that is obviously obvious off.
00:06:27.260 Yeah.
00:06:27.740 Right.
00:06:28.040 So I got in an argument with a lady friend of mine the other day where we were in Miami
00:06:33.260 and this lady had a full on beard.
00:06:38.780 Okay.
00:06:39.580 It was clearly a trans situation going on five o'clock shadow and then some.
00:06:45.660 And I said, yikes, that's not a good look.
00:06:48.620 Something like that.
00:06:49.280 She goes, you can't say that.
00:06:51.160 I said, why not?
00:06:52.260 Sorry.
00:06:52.640 Because that's mean.
00:06:53.360 I said, yeah, I know, but that lady's got a fucking beard.
00:06:59.720 What do you want me to do?
00:07:00.980 She's like, just keep it to yourself.
00:07:02.960 You can't say anything nice.
00:07:04.200 Don't say it at all.
00:07:05.000 I go, yeah, but the lady's got a beard, honey.
00:07:11.200 Okay.
00:07:11.640 And then we got in this whole argument of what you can and what you cannot say.
00:07:14.880 And we came to the determination that I could say what I want to say, but I'm an asshole.
00:07:20.580 I go, then maybe I'm an asshole, but that lady has a beard.
00:07:24.840 Okay.
00:07:25.420 And I'm going to double down on that.
00:07:27.540 So where does that go to?
00:07:29.020 That goes to all the, I can identify as anything I want.
00:07:32.400 It's like, okay, how, where does that slippery slope go?
00:07:37.560 Hey, no matter how big you are, nobody can call you out on being clinically obese.
00:07:43.420 Hey, can't say that.
00:07:44.880 Right.
00:07:45.300 So there's this, there's this something going on right now where it's like, if you don't
00:07:49.260 like what someone has to say, cancel, can't say that.
00:07:53.180 I think, I think the reality is, is people can say whatever they want to say, but the
00:07:59.420 downside of that is maybe they called an asshole.
00:08:02.100 So I think you should be able to call women whales all you want.
00:08:05.160 Thank you.
00:08:05.740 Maybe you're just being an asshole.
00:08:06.960 Thank you.
00:08:07.740 I actually think I'm being very kind and nice.
00:08:11.160 No, really, really.
00:08:12.440 Because they might not know.
00:08:13.840 Oh, they know, Pearl.
00:08:15.900 No, I don't think they know.
00:08:16.440 Just like that lady knew she had a beard.
00:08:19.100 No, no.
00:08:19.680 People have mirrors.
00:08:20.580 I think, I mean, if they knew, if they knew, they wouldn't be putting their blubber everywhere.
00:08:26.000 That's what I say.
00:08:26.800 If they really knew, they wouldn't be in these bikinis.
00:08:29.340 They wouldn't be showing their blubber on social media.
00:08:31.560 They think they look good.
00:08:32.560 I think they know.
00:08:33.240 By the kindness of my heart, I'm letting them know that they do not.
00:08:36.700 But I think they know, but I think today it's being praised.
00:08:40.720 Because I'll tell you this, any woman who's got extra weight on her, you know you got weight on you.
00:08:46.940 Like, it's very clear to feel it.
00:08:49.280 You do things differently.
00:08:51.280 You're close for differently.
00:08:52.340 Like, your confidence is different.
00:08:53.380 So, these women know it.
00:08:55.200 It's just a matter of it's being praised today, I think.
00:08:57.540 I actually, oh, I thought of a law.
00:09:00.080 See, I wish I knew that question because I would have thought about it all day.
00:09:04.380 I would ban plus size clothes.
00:09:06.860 Huh.
00:09:07.960 So, we'll just have a bunch of fat people running around naked?
00:09:10.560 Yeah, no, they do.
00:09:11.220 That seems a little counterintuitive, Pearl.
00:09:13.700 No, no, they'd be in the house.
00:09:13.720 They'd be in the house on the tread.
00:09:15.100 They can keep the clothes they have.
00:09:17.060 But, yeah, like, I can't, like, get rid of them.
00:09:19.500 But from now on, we're not catering to you guys anymore.
00:09:22.860 No plus size seats on planes.
00:09:25.400 You just can't fly.
00:09:26.520 Get on the treadmill.
00:09:27.700 Start running.
00:09:28.940 No plus size clothes.
00:09:31.780 No, no, no.
00:09:32.420 No, let's not do that.
00:09:33.840 I know you famously said.
00:09:34.900 You just can't fly.