JustPearlyThings - May 03, 2023


Pearl Gets Accused Of Smoking Weed

Hosted by
Hannah Pearl Davis
Mentioned
Matt Tate Peter Oscar Pearl Blah Pell Alan
Male Only Fans Model Makes Himself Look Stupid Pearl Gets Physically Attacked By A Drunk Feminist

Episode Stats


Length

10 minutes

Words per minute

154.3

Word count

1,613

Sentence count

263

Harmful content

Misogyny

5

sentences flagged

Toxicity

19

sentences flagged

Hate speech

4

sentences flagged


Summary

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Rob and Matt are joined by Rob's good friend and co-host of the reaction channel "The Reactions" to discuss a variety of topics, including the future of Vice and much, much more. Rob and Matt also discuss the impending doom of the media giant, BuzzFeed, and whether or not they should be allowed to smoke in their own home.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Let's be honest with each other. We have a history. We're friends now. Don't lie.
00:00:05.260 Stutters were edited in to try and make it look like you've stumped me with your asinine questions, 0.99
00:00:09.860 which of course is absolutely impossible. 0.99
00:00:15.400 Asinine questions. So funny.
00:00:16.940 I honestly don't know. What you might be referring to is sometimes we cut to B-roll of someone's face
00:00:22.760 when we're editing an interview because, you know, we spoke for almost an hour,
00:00:27.220 but it gets cut down to only a few minutes. So there are going to be some edits
00:00:31.140 and we are going to need to cut to your face at some point. 0.66
00:00:33.920 You just honestly edited. Okay, we agree.
00:00:40.080 Yeah. Yeah, that's what they do. That's what they do.
00:00:46.380 Because they're a bunch of dorks. They just sit. They just sit in their little, on their phones 1.00
00:00:52.000 and in their rooms, I'm not going to name names, in a squeaky studio.
00:00:58.500 Squeaky studio.
00:00:58.920 A squeaky studio.
00:01:00.680 And they just sit there and they're critics. They're the TMZ of YouTube.
00:01:05.600 The TMZ of the news.
00:01:07.740 This is, guys, the T...
00:01:09.200 Vice is going out of business.
00:01:11.860 Yeah.
00:01:12.440 BuzzFeed is going out of business.
00:01:13.980 Yeah.
00:01:14.200 Where do they go to?
00:01:16.780 They have no real talent.
00:01:18.640 They can't make any original content.
00:01:20.800 They can't push the conversation forward and they never have a point.
00:01:24.940 So where are they going to go?
00:01:25.780 The reaction channel is on YouTube.
00:01:29.200 Yeah.
00:01:29.780 Yeah.
00:01:30.480 Yeah.
00:01:31.380 We edit.
00:01:32.600 I would say we don't dishonestly edit it,
00:01:34.280 but the idea that we would just release an hour-long, unedited interview
00:01:37.940 doesn't really make sense, right?
00:01:38.960 Because the whole documentary is only 45 minutes.
00:01:41.540 So, anyway, but the point is, I can't stop you filming in your own home, you know...
00:01:49.580 I'm not stoned, guys.
00:01:50.960 Stop putting that in the chat.
00:01:52.800 All right.
00:01:53.360 You know, it's a late night.
00:01:55.520 Blessing asked me to do this reaction after the show.
00:01:58.060 Stop.
00:01:58.520 Stop saying that I'm stoned in the chat.
00:02:01.020 And Mr. Tate just released a very funny video we have to do right now, you know?
00:02:06.180 We don't do drugs.
00:02:07.620 No drugs.
00:02:08.540 No, no drugs.
00:02:09.140 No drugs, no alcohol, none of that.
00:02:11.240 None of that.
00:02:11.900 All right, Rob.
00:02:13.460 You're saying whatever you want to release, editing it however you want to edit it,
00:02:15.960 you know, I can't stop you doing that.
00:02:17.440 So if that's what you want to do, then you obviously can do it.
00:02:21.700 And then, you know, when people say,
00:02:24.500 oh, Matt, you've unfairly edited this or whatever,
00:02:26.900 you can say, well, here's the full unedited version.
00:02:29.240 You're right.
00:02:30.060 You're right.
00:02:30.400 I can film our interview to protect myself from your dishonest journalism.
00:02:33.940 I appreciate that.
00:02:34.960 Thank you.
00:02:39.140 Oh, you're so funny.
00:02:40.320 I'm going to think about it, Matt, because I'm the one who matters here. 0.98
00:02:44.360 I can sit down with fucking Peter, with Big Bird, Oscar the Grouch. 0.93
00:02:49.440 I can sit down with anybody who'll do the most viewed podcast or interview in the world. 0.99
00:02:53.100 So I'm going to think about it.
00:02:54.900 That's true.
00:02:55.580 Would you bring me a box of chocolates?
00:02:57.480 I can bring you a box of chocolates.
00:03:03.320 If you promise to bring me a box of chocolates, that will increase your chances.
00:03:10.920 Oh, he's so funny.
00:03:13.080 Answer within 24 hours.
00:03:14.220 But you have to promise me, Matt.
00:03:15.380 Don't lie to me.
00:03:19.820 Wait, let's add that in the chat.
00:03:21.280 Guys, we'll craft a text as a group.
00:03:23.460 So, one, we have a history.
00:03:26.580 We're going to bring a box of chocolates.
00:03:28.320 No, and clementines.
00:03:29.600 Yeah, and clementines. 1.00
00:03:30.740 Of course, clementines.
00:03:31.860 Yeah, let's get this pitch together.
00:03:34.160 With my superiors, whether I can send you a box of...
00:03:36.480 Yeah, take the notes, blessing, so I don't forget.
00:03:39.340 Yeah, I want people to pitch in some ideas as well.
00:03:41.860 Yeah, yeah.
00:03:42.680 Put some ideas in here.
00:03:44.480 Yeah.
00:03:45.200 Chocolates.
00:03:45.640 Well, then you check with your boss.
00:03:47.060 You go into your boss's room and ask if you're allowed to spend a large portion of your salary
00:03:52.680 on a five-pound box of chocolates, and you let me know.
00:03:55.680 And if you can, then I will strongly consider allowing you the opportunity.
00:04:01.060 Wait.
00:04:02.700 We'll do it.
00:04:03.600 How much chocolate do we got to bring?
00:04:05.880 We'll do it.
00:04:07.020 We'll do it.
00:04:08.140 Speak with me.
00:04:09.680 Are you asking all the journalists to bring you a box of chocolates?
00:04:13.360 No, I'm not high as a kite.
00:04:14.980 Stop saying that in the chat.
00:04:17.000 I don't smoke.
00:04:19.460 Listen, have you ever seen me indulge in weed?
00:04:22.780 Nah.
00:04:23.420 I don't.
00:04:23.880 I don't do...
00:04:24.580 Stop putting that.
00:04:26.100 Sorry, guys.
00:04:27.120 I'm not trying to make this about me, but it's offensive.
00:04:30.060 It's offensive.
00:04:33.440 I'm not stoned.
00:04:34.500 I'm just tired.
00:04:36.200 Put one if you think they were stoned in the chat.
00:04:39.000 No.
00:04:39.820 No, stop it.
00:04:41.020 Put one, guys.
00:04:41.120 Put one in the chat.
00:04:42.060 Oh, my God.
00:04:42.900 Stop.
00:04:45.860 Give Pearl AC for the summer.
00:04:47.880 Thank you.
00:04:49.440 We're like, please give us this interview.
00:04:51.240 We don't have enough money for AC.
00:04:55.320 It's hot out here, you know.
00:04:56.660 Yeah, it's real hot, you know.
00:04:58.380 Two weeks in London, you know what it is.
00:05:00.620 Mm.
00:05:03.140 You let me know about the chocolates, Matt.
00:05:05.140 Have a nice day.
00:05:06.280 Okay.
00:05:06.480 Right.
00:05:09.200 So, now Matt's going to come back with a reason to buy me a box of chocolates.
00:05:13.540 What?
00:05:15.040 What's funny?
00:05:15.820 What are you laughing at?
00:05:16.500 Bear one.
00:05:17.240 Stop! 1.00
00:05:20.260 Hells to anyone putting it to in there.
00:05:22.160 It's once.
00:05:22.980 Yes, stop it.
00:05:24.440 Oh, my gosh.
00:05:25.440 Let's go.
00:05:26.960 Oh, my gosh.
00:05:28.220 Sleep deprivation is her drug of choice.
00:05:30.220 That's true.
00:05:31.000 That's a fact. 0.99
00:05:32.940 Damn, the ones are going in there. 0.99
00:05:34.840 Wow, that's so rude. 0.99
00:05:36.920 Anyone who's putting it to his part, the vice people are here, guys.
00:05:41.920 Why are you encouraging this?
00:05:42.960 Why are you?
00:05:43.360 Okay.
00:05:43.880 We've got to focus.
00:05:44.840 We're trying to watch the video.
00:05:46.460 Keep going with the ones, guys.
00:05:47.520 Yeah, we're trying to watch the video.
00:05:49.040 What Matt does, though, is that because he's a dishonest journalist, if he agrees to the chocolates,
00:05:53.920 I'll agree to the interview.
00:05:55.620 But I'm not going to show up.
00:05:57.600 What we're going to do is record him standing around waiting for an interview with my box of chocolates.
00:06:02.120 No, he's not.
00:06:11.620 You see, isn't the world beautiful?
00:06:15.680 Vice threw a hit piece on tape.
00:06:17.780 Tate goes to jail.
00:06:19.460 We got him.
00:06:20.480 Released a hit piece.
00:06:21.700 He's in jail.
00:06:22.700 He's never getting out.
00:06:24.420 God releases me.
00:06:26.240 Vice, Matt, BBC, whoever, Matrix agent number 399, begs for another interview, and I end
00:06:35.940 up with chocolates.
00:06:37.920 It's kind of like I never lose.
00:06:43.160 A few moments later.
00:06:47.900 Hello, Matt.
00:06:49.220 I can bring you a box of chocolates.
00:06:55.720 That's great.
00:06:57.300 Here we are.
00:06:57.980 See, I went to jail.
00:06:58.880 Everyone said, takes over.
00:07:00.140 His life's done.
00:07:00.880 He's going to go to jail.
00:07:01.740 Turns out I was totally innocent.
00:07:03.040 I've been let free.
00:07:04.080 And now I get chocolates from Vice. 0.99
00:07:06.640 Life's fucking good. 0.99
00:07:08.780 From the BBC. 0.99
00:07:10.440 Oh, even from the BBC is even better.
00:07:11.740 They've got bigger budgets.
00:07:13.320 Don't let me down, Matt.
00:07:15.780 Don't be cheap.
00:07:16.540 Um, so, when works for you?
00:07:21.440 How soon can you get the chocolates?
00:07:24.900 As soon as you want.
00:07:27.480 I'm pretty hungry.
00:07:30.600 Um, assuming the chocolates are procured. 0.98
00:07:36.860 This man's the world's biggest troll. 0.51
00:07:39.280 What day is it today? 0.97
00:07:40.300 Tuesday?
00:07:43.380 Yeah.
00:07:43.900 Um, yeah.
00:07:46.400 Friday, Saturday, something like that.
00:07:48.320 Assuming the chocolates are ready.
00:07:49.280 But it depends who you're going to come with.
00:07:50.560 Because I need to talk to my lawyer on house arrest.
00:07:53.220 Blah, blah.
00:07:54.340 Alright, so what can we pitch him?
00:07:55.700 So, chocolates.
00:07:57.940 Clementine.
00:08:00.060 We have a history.
00:08:01.440 We have a history.
00:08:03.900 And Pell's going to smoke a cigar.
00:08:07.080 A cigar?
00:08:08.580 Yeah.
00:08:10.360 No, I don't want to do that.
00:08:11.600 You don't, no, it's like, it's, that's their thing.
00:08:14.600 You know, they don't want women doing that. 1.00
00:08:16.360 Women aren't meant to smoke cigars. 1.00
00:08:19.540 Yeah.
00:08:22.200 Put a one in the chat if I should offer the cigar.
00:08:26.800 Oh, no, we'll bring cigars.
00:08:28.120 Oh, we'll bring.
00:08:29.200 Yeah, we'll bring cigars.
00:08:29.920 Yeah, bring some cigars.
00:08:31.820 Yeah.
00:08:35.040 Friday works.
00:08:36.420 If I need to get permission to visit you from the police, I'm sure I can do that.
00:08:43.520 I can probably do that.
00:08:45.120 Alan, my lawyer, can handle all that.
00:08:46.620 How many of you are coming?
00:08:47.440 It would just be, it would just be three people.
00:08:53.780 Me and, me and two crew.
00:08:56.260 Two and two crew.
00:08:58.480 Okay, let me talk to my lawyer and I'll get back to you.
00:09:02.120 Okay, great.
00:09:03.340 Hopefully see you soon.
00:09:04.360 Hopefully.
00:09:06.360 All right. 1.00
00:09:09.720 Gotcha, bitch! 1.00
00:09:10.360 Why are there brokies in the chat? 1.00
00:09:20.320 Send supers, you know what I mean? 1.00
00:09:22.640 I'm tired of people saying I have a broke audience.
00:09:25.360 Just send, you know.
00:09:26.520 All right, Pearl, can you comment on the whole role chat GTP has with Fox News, CNN, BuzzFeed
00:09:31.580 Vice, all either changing businesses or going out of business?
00:09:35.800 Is that because of chat GTP?
00:09:38.680 I don't know.
00:09:40.360 Yeah.
00:09:42.840 Bring him two coffees, one for him to drink and one to look at.
00:09:48.340 Yeah, look at what.
00:09:49.920 Okay, guys, you need to super chat.
00:09:52.280 How are you going to afford all these things that you're saying?
00:09:54.220 Yeah, yeah, we got to send supers.
00:09:56.260 At least someone, you know, with a 20 or something.
00:09:58.360 Yeah, it's like, we got 3K people in here.
00:10:03.480 This is embarrassing.
00:10:04.460 I thought you guys are TED fans.
00:10:06.460 Yeah, the brokies.
00:10:08.540 Brokies, you know?
00:10:09.400 Nah.
00:10:10.360 Yeah, yeah.
00:10:11.380 Many of you know I was just banned on TikTok, and we are demonetized on a daily basis on this
00:10:17.920 platform.
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