JustPearlyThings - August 02, 2023


Pearl Pulls The FEMALE DELUSION Calculator On Female Guests


Episode Stats

Length

7 minutes

Words per Minute

169.95009

Word Count

1,294

Sentence Count

1

Misogynist Sentences

5

Hate Speech Sentences

6


Summary

In this episode, we discuss the female delusion calculator and the male delusion calculator. We discuss the age requirement for a woman to date a man and the age requirements for a man to marry a woman. We also discuss the difference between a woman and a man of a certain age.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 i want to see this let's have a look let's have some fun i'm not gonna uh it's okay most women
00:00:06.860 are you not alone like don't don't feel like you're alone are you delusional probably my bro
00:00:11.020 we're learning so much right now bro we're learning so much yeah yeah lots and lots of
00:00:17.540 delusions so this is the female delusion calculator is there a male delusion calculator
00:00:22.280 so what age are you looking to date um 30 upwards 30 to what 70 oh god no
00:00:33.860 fun fact i found out yesterday fun fact i found out found out yesterday i was like maybe i'll start
00:00:45.780 dating younger because if men don't get married no if men don't get married over the age of 35
00:00:50.800 apparently there's only a 15 chance they'll get married ever because they're emotionally
00:00:55.700 available i want to ask this question no because we've all made ourselves so available um running
00:01:01.700 the streets or whatever it's street in so the men it's like what why would he settle down when there's
00:01:07.160 10 of you you know for real if you're dating let's just say 45 is the oldest you'll go for right i'll
00:01:13.120 go 49 49 10 10 years into your relationship are you going to be attracted the same way to that guy
00:01:19.480 that's true it's a good question yeah but people as i said earlier like people change like even if
00:01:25.440 you date someone younger in 10 years that you might not find them attractive she will now now let's go
00:01:29.760 let's keep going exclude married married men or mo are you into the married guys no okay no married men
00:01:36.280 for her go down wait wait would you mean married men like as in he's married then as soon as i find out
00:01:43.600 a guy is in a relationship of any type the attraction is gone okay fine yeah because so now let's talk
00:01:48.660 about race white black asian or any black okay only black mine would be okay we're gonna do you next
00:01:56.380 how tall does he have to be nice i mean i'm five four and a half so um five eight up five eight that's
00:02:10.560 i've gotten that minimum a lot that five eight okay obese men okay no thank you no obese i'm just
00:02:17.220 curious how many ex-boyfriends have you had just curious say four four um how tall were they
00:02:23.380 over six foot yeah so so cap let's move it up to six foot
00:02:27.820 i hate it i hate they keep going down go down minimum minimum income okay minimum income
00:02:36.120 how much how much does he have to how much does he have to make realistically oh do you know what
00:02:42.440 i'm really bad with this i've always kind of been the breadwinner um so you like broke hot guys
00:02:48.880 okay should we actually put girl what do you mean that that is a standard you'd like oh you'll see what
00:03:03.400 percentage how much does he have to make okay um if i'm on uh let's go a bit higher so say about 55
00:03:10.120 okay so uh that's not broke 55 that's money that's good that's good money okay okay but she's this is
00:03:17.560 this guy with her ideal though not her including her exes is that what i mean my exes have never
00:03:23.120 earned that amount of money by the way i'm just like okay okay let's make let's make a real let's
00:03:27.500 make a real realistic oh god i don't know 40 or something okay realistic realistic mine is probably
00:03:34.120 what percent of men are you looking for now this is what i mean when i say we're all screwing the
00:03:47.700 same men now this is why okay go down go down is it gonna be like one percent or something oh my
00:03:53.600 the broke black man yeah yeah so oh so yeah so um you know yo i like you you seem like a great girl
00:04:04.100 but you might die alone yeah i think i might have to like open yeah i mean there's a four out of five
00:04:11.240 a cat enthusiast this is interesting man now we get to the relationship stage right now is that man
00:04:17.800 i'm gonna like get married to you right probably not that's the problem this is why this is why
00:04:24.520 50 of women are projected to be single and childless and die alone because of our time yeah so now
00:04:30.680 okay your turn now she seems very interesting so you know i genuinely hope it works this is very
00:04:37.480 interesting however we can do the male delusion too please yeah i'm done the age what age
00:04:43.100 26 oh she's trying to make it she means 36 no honestly i don't mind being younger guys
00:04:51.360 45 45 45 okay really 12 i think i have the same age requirement as you that's roughly mine
00:05:00.760 yeah okay go down go down uh married no no no no 10 years later race um so i'm assuming
00:05:09.960 we're including arabic in asian you could put any you could put any you could put any maybe i should
00:05:17.080 have done that any color but okay so i'm very tall i'm nearly 5 11 so obviously some like asian
00:05:25.320 countries like are stereotypically shorter but um would you date a small guy in arabic i've dated
00:05:31.720 probably five seven but what is your attraction now what are your okay so which one do you which one
00:05:37.960 what do you actually like um any i guess if it's just out of them yeah yeah minimum height five
00:05:45.640 seven really wow how tall are you nearly 5 11 i guess you see that you see that yeah you see that
00:05:53.800 because a girl's tall if a girl's taller than me i'd feel like i'm not like she ain't gonna be looking
00:05:59.400 at me like okay you know i'm saying it's a bit do you know why because i try to live my life outside
00:06:04.600 of being shallow so i've i've been on a dating app before and i'm chatting to a guy like i like him
00:06:11.000 he's his personality is great he also has basically he was in the army then he decided he didn't agree
00:06:16.360 with war so he was going to like train um range uh rangers in uganda to stop poaching so i really
00:06:23.880 likes his values and stuff that's also okay but it was obvious he was sure i i need i need okay so
00:06:29.880 five seven obese yes or no no okay all right minimum income
00:06:38.920 can you on a 20 20 okay that's 30 uk roughly are you 30 i've also i've changed jobs i used to be in
00:06:46.680 a job that i got paid much more and i was more open to guys that uh less at that time
00:06:51.000 oh it's logically it's 12 percent very interesting what was yours i was like 26 because i picked any
00:06:58.280 black guys but you see you see how i'm saying we're all screwing the same the same men one person
00:07:04.600 that's pretty good on this show i'm gonna be honest that's quite i honestly live my life being
00:07:09.160 open-minded and not being shallow i don't like it but one of my friends is five two or five one and
00:07:14.760 she only dates guys over i think about it though it makes no sense it's different for women you're
00:07:19.560 really not because it's only 12 percent of men well compared to the average female apparently that's
00:07:25.240 what is it top one or two i think i think the highest i've what is the highest we've gotten like 20
00:07:32.600 wow 27 that was the highest did they include obese i don't know what is