JustPearlyThings - November 13, 2023


Pearl Reacts To Modern Losing Her Shit On Tiktok


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Length

5 minutes

Words per minute

208.6789

Word count

1,191

Sentence count

103

Harmful content

Misogyny

12

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Toxicity

3

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Hate speech

15

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This is a true story about a woman who was in a relationship with a pro hockey player and he suddenly decides to go to Russia to play for the Russian national team. The problem is, they had been dating for a long time and she found out that he was cheating on her.

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00:00:00.000 So today I am going to be covering the most crazy story that I have seen on Twitter in a while. So
00:00:07.060 as you guys know, there is a large percentage of women dating a small percentage of men.
00:00:12.760 Basically, 80% of women are dating, chasing, going after 20% of men. And so the things that 0.73
00:00:19.480 these women do for the 20% of men or put up with or accept in order to be and compete for that 20% 0.89
00:00:26.320 of men is actually crazy. So now and then you have women or a woman's friend or someone tells a story
00:00:31.620 that is brutally honest about something that happened to them. So this was a story about a
00:00:37.100 woman complaining about an ex-pro hockey player that was dating her friend. Let's pull it up. 0.99
00:00:45.140 Put a finger down if you've ever been together with a man for eight years and this man is the
00:00:48.420 love of your life. And he's also a professional hockey player. And so one day he gets a contract
00:00:52.060 to go play hockey in Russia and it's for an insane amount of money. So we can't turn it down. And
00:00:55.800 because you're supportive, you say, yes, babe, go, go to Russia, play in Russia. So he does. And
00:00:59.820 he's, things are going so well. He's playing amazing. You guys are talking every day. You're
00:01:03.640 talking about rings and weddings because mind you, you've been together for eight years.
00:01:07.400 And he says, I can't wait to see you at the end of February when I come home. And finally,
00:01:10.500 the end of February rolls around and all of a sudden he disappears. He just disappears. And
00:01:14.940 you're freaking out naturally. You're saying, are you dead? Are you in the gulag? What's going on?
00:01:19.020 And you text his parents and you text his friends and you say, what happened? Is he okay? And they say,
00:01:22.240 what do you mean? He's just on vacation. He didn't tell you. So you text him. You say,
00:01:26.960 what the fuck? You're on vacation. What happened? And finally you get a response back. And it says, 1.00
00:01:31.000 I'm sorry. I'm not home yet. I will be home soon. This is not a good response or a drunk response.
00:01:37.240 I will text you a good response tomorrow. And that is the last thing that you ever hear from him.
00:01:44.700 This man you were together with for eight years. This is the last thing you ever hear from him.
00:01:48.700 And you know that he's alive and he's fine because he comes home and you see photos of him home and you
00:01:53.160 text him and you say, can we please talk? No response. You box up all of his belongings that
00:01:57.220 you've accumulated over the past eight years. And you write him a letter saying, can I please get
00:02:00.640 some closure? You send it off. No response. Eventually he goes back to Russia for the second
00:02:05.540 season. And when he's there about a month in, he posts a photo with a girl and he doesn't tag the
00:02:11.720 girl and you don't know anything about the girl, but you happen to have three best friends who are FBI agents.
00:02:16.480 And these girls go in and they figure out everything about this girl. They figure out who she is. 0.98
00:02:21.000 They figure out what she does. And they figure out the timeline of their relationship. And they realize
00:02:25.560 that he and he and this girl had been together for quite some time. They'd been together for a long
00:02:31.960 time, actually. In fact, so long that they were together when he was still talking to you and
00:02:36.600 saying, we're going to get married. And so now, you know, there was philandering. Philandering was done.
00:02:42.300 And the last thing I'll say is, put a finger down if today, November 3rd, 2023, this man posed a photo of
00:02:51.480 this woman with a ring on her hand. This is a true story. It did not happen to me. It happened to my best
00:02:57.980 friend of 20 years, a woman I have known for 20 years. This is not a novel. This really happened. And sir, if
00:03:05.160 you're watching, you know who you are and you can rot in hell. American women cannot compete with 1.00
00:03:10.660 Russian women. I'll tell you, that was my first thought. I bet that chick was Russian or Eastern 1.00
00:03:14.960 European. They're actually raised much more to be wives there. That is the biggest L I have ever 1.00
00:03:20.920 heard of in my life. I cannot imagine being with someone for eight years and getting ghosted. So I
00:03:26.520 have a couple of questions in this story. Were they dating or was it a situationship? Because I've
00:03:31.780 noticed that a lot of these chicks will, they'll think it's a relationship, but a lot of times it's 1.00
00:03:36.620 a situationship. And this, this chick is going to be undateable after this. Can you imagine following 0.99
00:03:42.660 a pro hockey player that ghosted a girl? Ghosted to the point they're still, it's been like a year
00:03:47.820 and a half after that. They're still checking in on what he's doing. Wow. That's a big L.
00:03:53.000 So just to be clear, these people committed a federal crime over the... Yeah, this is like one
00:04:01.280 of the biggest L's I have ever heard in my life. You know, sometimes ladies, you just got to take 1.00
00:04:05.440 that L and move on. Go to the next one. Yeah, dude went up Russian and figured out Western women are 1.00
00:04:11.660 broken and chose a more traditional feminine woman. He made a good choice. Probably. Usually if you have 1.00
00:04:18.760 four friends that are FBI agents, dude, that was the other thing I noticed. They typically just kind
00:04:23.620 of meddle in your relationship. Typically, women don't typically want other women to be happy. 1.00
00:04:31.120 The second I heard Russia, I knew he massively upgraded. The way American culture has gone, 0.79
00:04:36.920 I don't blame him a bit. Yeah, that was my thought. I was like a Russian woman. You are not going to win.
00:04:43.000 You are not going to win. This girl was probably the best girl in his hometown. And then he went
00:04:48.760 to Russia and just thought, oh, wow. Wow. This is what I can get for my money and my looks.
00:04:58.360 We can't compete, guys. I don't know what to tell you. Like the Russian women have been raised to 1.00
00:05:04.240 be wives. The American women are overweight. The Russian women are much more attractive, typically. 0.97
00:05:10.280 Like sometimes it's kind of like, all right, all right, let me give you guys an analogy.
00:05:15.080 It's like a rec league playing against LeBron James. Does the rec league think they're going to win?
00:05:21.300 But when he went to Russia, I'd just say goodbye because what are you going to compete with these 0.99
00:05:25.860 Russian chicks who've been taught from a young age to serve their men, who've been in shape, 0.50
00:05:30.760 they're beautiful. Good luck. Good luck. She, you might as well just have broken up when he went to Russia
00:05:37.100 because I could, I could have told you that that was when it was over. Big L. Big L.
00:05:42.400 Big L. 0.59