JustPearlyThings - August 17, 2023


Pearl Savagely Roasts Modern Women


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10 minutes

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2,111

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245

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Misogyny

37

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Why do you think women are smarter than men? Why do we have more brains but not more brains? Why is it that women can sell brains but men only sell sex? Is it because women are smart or because men are dumb?

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00:00:00.000 So I have a question, guys.
00:00:02.360 Do you think, who do you think is smarter, men or women?
00:00:05.620 Women. 0.81
00:00:06.460 Women. 0.81
00:00:07.440 Then why are so many of us on OnlyFans?
00:00:10.960 Why are so many men on OnlyFans?
00:00:12.480 I know more dicks. 1.00
00:00:13.840 I know more guys slinging dick on OnlyFans than women, I swear to God. 1.00
00:00:18.080 Who's the female Elon Musk, Bill Gates? 1.00
00:00:20.580 Where are they?
00:00:21.720 If we're so smart.
00:00:26.720 Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
00:00:28.920 Hold on, I have an answer to that.
00:00:31.560 Okay.
00:00:32.560 We don't give, we're not given the chance, the same opportunities.
00:00:36.360 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:00:37.400 I mean, you could say that all you want, but that's just the fact, and this is all women right here. 1.00
00:00:42.260 I don't consider you the same.
00:00:44.640 I've been given plenty of opportunities.
00:00:46.380 So I've been in the employment recruiting space for 28 years.
00:00:50.320 Women have a higher advantage getting a job over a man. 1.00
00:00:54.080 More black women have degrees than black men.
00:00:56.720 The first millionaire woman in America was black, right, self-made. 1.00
00:01:02.400 Women have more of advantages than men to be successful. 0.99
00:01:05.900 Right.
00:01:06.200 So I don't know where, and going back to OnlyFans, 92% of the people on OnlyFans are women, not men.
00:01:11.780 Yeah.
00:01:12.480 That's because we know who's paying.
00:01:14.080 Exactly.
00:01:15.100 But OnlyFans doesn't have to be just nudity.
00:01:17.860 You can take advantage of this perspective.
00:01:19.680 I agree.
00:01:20.240 I agree.
00:01:20.760 Because initially that's what it wasn't for.
00:01:22.060 I mean, you could, but we don't.
00:01:23.780 Like, come on.
00:01:25.080 I mean, it's-
00:01:25.640 Initially when it came out, yeah.
00:01:26.780 I didn't have to get nude.
00:01:27.280 I didn't have to sleep with anyone.
00:01:28.160 What did you do on OnlyFans?
00:01:30.120 I took cute pictures.
00:01:31.240 Of her feet.
00:01:32.840 I did that as well.
00:01:34.340 Okay.
00:01:34.720 So you were-
00:01:35.960 But you're still selling sex. 0.99
00:01:37.820 You might not have taken off your clothes, but they're not looking at the OnlyFans to be your friend.
00:01:42.580 Well, they're looking for something exclusive.
00:01:44.620 OnlyFans.
00:01:44.960 That's what OnlyFans is for, is for exclusive content.
00:01:47.320 So if I don't post on my Instagram or my Facebook pictures and swimsuits, cute short dresses or whatever, that is still selling sex, but it's from a different perspective.
00:01:55.220 Well, yeah, but I'm saying you're still selling beauty.
00:01:57.200 And I'm saying if we're so smart, why don't we sell brains?
00:02:00.180 You can do that.
00:02:01.140 We can, but we don't.
00:02:04.360 A guy can't sell beauty because they're usually not beautiful. 0.99
00:02:08.180 Why aren't they selling more beauty?
00:02:09.320 I just think that, like, women are not going to pay for it. 1.00
00:02:12.860 Like, on OnlyFans, when a man actually has an OnlyFans account, more gay men are actually purchasing their content than it is women because we're not going to pay for it. 0.74
00:02:23.220 Yeah, but I'm saying, like, if we're just these smart people, it's like we could go into physics, we could go into engineering.
00:02:30.260 Smarter, not harder?
00:02:31.260 If you know you can just take cute pictures and make thousands of dollars a day, why would you not do that?
00:02:35.160 I think you're right.
00:02:35.980 Women love the easy way, not the hard way. 1.00
00:02:39.780 And we just get naked instead of doing the hard thing.
00:02:42.820 And men don't have the opportunity to do that. 0.98
00:02:45.440 That's why they have to work hard because nobody's going to pay them to just be beautiful. 1.00
00:02:49.420 Correct, correct.
00:02:50.240 And that's why I think men are smarter than us because they have to do.
00:02:53.440 I think when you have to do harder things, you become smarter.
00:02:56.200 You know, like, if you have to study for a test and then you have to take the test, you become smarter after the test.
00:03:03.680 But isn't it really true that the person who didn't have to study and still got an A is smarter than the one who had to bust their balls to get in?
00:03:09.980 Yeah, and that would be great if we were getting A's.
00:03:12.480 I would agree with you.
00:03:12.840 I breeze through school.
00:03:13.800 But it's so funny.
00:03:15.740 It's so funny because we actually aren't doing, even though we have an advantage because we can sell beauty, it's so funny.
00:03:22.620 We make like $500 a month on OnlyFans on average.
00:03:25.240 We can't even sell sex. 0.73
00:03:26.900 The women that make the most money on OnlyFans are managed by men. 1.00
00:03:30.500 If we were so smart, why can't we sell our own bodies better than men? 0.98
00:03:37.160 They're making AI bots.
00:03:39.460 AI bots.
00:03:42.040 And so it's like, if we were really so smart, why can't we figure out how to do it?
00:03:46.380 Go ahead.
00:03:47.480 I happen to know a lot of the people that work for managing OF people, they're gay guys.
00:03:52.980 Gay guys are nasty. 1.00
00:03:54.580 They know how to fucking talk.
00:03:55.800 They know exactly what people want to hear.
00:03:57.500 And I promise you, the people that you're talking to are gay men.
00:04:03.800 They're still men.
00:04:04.520 Right, but they're still men.
00:04:05.700 But they're still men.
00:04:06.480 Yeah.
00:04:06.980 It's proving your point.
00:04:07.880 But gay men have the feminine side. 0.88
00:04:10.400 They're tapped into their feminine energy. 1.00
00:04:12.020 It doesn't matter.
00:04:13.020 They're still men.
00:04:14.500 No, they're still tapped into their feminine energy. 1.00
00:04:17.200 They're not full-on men.
00:04:18.220 It's not like straight-ass men that are managing and that are responding.
00:04:21.440 Most of them aren't.
00:04:22.260 I promise you they're not.
00:04:22.800 But they're still men.
00:04:24.200 Like, why can't the women figure it out? 1.00
00:04:26.600 No, they just don't want to.
00:04:27.680 They don't want to talk like that.
00:04:29.240 I feel like it's more of knowing your audience and being able to relate.
00:04:32.480 So they know what the disgusting shit that makes money. 1.00
00:04:34.640 Being able to relate to your audience.
00:04:36.200 Of course, if men are the ones in the market buying and stuff, then of course a guy's going 1.00
00:04:40.460 to know what to say and how to market it and what kind of pictures they want.
00:04:44.360 Shouldn't we know, since we've been dating men our whole lives, shouldn't we know what
00:04:49.340 to say to men?
00:04:50.040 Like, if we're the ones dating-
00:04:52.540 I think our emotions kind of get in the way of that sometimes.
00:04:55.320 It's our hormone levels, everything.
00:04:57.320 I mean, they even said women that are on birth control, their hormone levels are just crazy. 0.60
00:05:03.180 You're more neurotic.
00:05:04.500 You are almost like not yourself.
00:05:07.800 And also that goes to the workforce.
00:05:10.040 When they say, oh, women and men are not paid equally. 0.75
00:05:12.840 Well, we have less time in the workforce because we have more time off.
00:05:16.460 We have to get pregnant.
00:05:17.500 We have periods.
00:05:18.880 Sometimes people have to go home and stay home because their periods are so intense.
00:05:23.600 So it almost-
00:05:24.920 And men are smarter, I think.
00:05:26.740 Hold on.
00:05:27.000 Don't forget bathroom.
00:05:28.680 They love to, like, they actually mentioned that on that one movie about, like, the women 0.98
00:05:34.380 who are, like, you know, doing the stuff in space.
00:05:36.520 How, like, she had to take time to go to a certain bathroom. 0.94
00:05:39.660 And how long it takes us to go to the bathroom as opposed to men. 0.93
00:05:42.620 All that stuff is factored as well.
00:05:44.600 That we have to go to the bathroom for a long time.
00:05:48.540 That's holding us back.
00:05:49.860 Yeah.
00:05:50.060 Longer than men. 0.87
00:05:51.060 They factor all that in.
00:05:52.320 In 2023.
00:05:54.060 Okay.
00:05:54.700 If I got a job at this podcast studio, I think they'd hire me.
00:05:58.040 I really do.
00:05:58.760 I think they would.
00:05:59.540 Yeah.
00:05:59.940 And I'd have to walk to the bathroom there. 0.88
00:06:02.440 That's going to hold me back.
00:06:03.860 Like, as women, we just come up with excuses.
00:06:06.600 It's like excuse, excuse, excuse.
00:06:09.460 Where men, it's like, you'll have a guy in horrible working conditions.
00:06:13.580 Like, on oil rigs, paving the pavements.
00:06:16.620 They don't complain.
00:06:17.720 They give hands or pay.
00:06:18.700 Yeah, yeah.
00:06:19.320 And we're in the office, like, in these nice, cushy jobs.
00:06:23.080 And we still find something to whine about.
00:06:24.860 Hey, I had a question.
00:06:26.060 How many men do you, what you do, you go down 1,000 feet underground.
00:06:30.060 And you see aliens and stuff like that?
00:06:32.820 They do experiments, but no aliens.
00:06:35.640 Nuclear stuff, too?
00:06:36.740 Yeah, like that.
00:06:37.360 How many, what's the women to men ratio there? 0.99
00:06:40.260 Are you, like, the only woman down there?
00:06:41.600 I am probably one of, like, four.
00:06:45.660 And there's more scientist women there. 1.00
00:06:47.820 But there's, but with the laborers.
00:06:49.040 I'm talking about the laborers.
00:06:49.860 The laborers, it's like, it's probably, like, 99% men.
00:06:53.360 There you go.
00:06:54.280 Yeah.
00:06:54.940 Yeah.
00:06:55.220 No, but it's true.
00:06:55.760 So they did this, like, study, like a walking on the street study where they asked men and
00:07:00.540 women, would you rather, okay, so it was like, would you rather work a high-profile job that 1.00
00:07:05.780 pays nothing?
00:07:06.660 Or would you rather work in the sewers that pays $100,000 a year?
00:07:10.660 Most women chose a high-profile job that pays nothing. 1.00
00:07:13.440 And the men, most of the men were like, well, no, I want the money, so I'm going to work
00:07:16.540 in the sewers.
00:07:17.020 So it goes to show you that, like, most women just kind of want, like, to say that we have 0.99
00:07:23.420 this great job, this kind of crazy thing, but we don't want to do, like, the dirty, gritty
00:07:28.480 thing to actually make the money.
00:07:29.700 I did a dirty job.
00:07:30.580 That's how I got my position.
00:07:31.980 Yeah.
00:07:32.320 I mean, I did, too.
00:07:33.240 I did a dirty job.
00:07:33.760 But as a group, yeah, you're an outlier of it.
00:07:37.160 So I have a question, guys.
00:07:38.500 All right.
00:07:38.720 If you had to go, like, go down a standard deviation IQ, but you get a perfect body for
00:07:46.920 the rest of your life, would you do it?
00:07:51.160 Ooh, that's crazy.
00:07:52.040 Like, whatever your dream, like, whatever your dream body is, you get it, like, frozen
00:07:56.700 in time the rest of your life.
00:07:58.540 If I did an IQ thing, I 100% would do it.
00:08:01.460 I'm a smart-ass bitch. 0.95
00:08:02.520 No, you would have to go down.
00:08:03.580 You're dumber now.
00:08:04.320 Oh, fuck no.
00:08:05.240 Fuck that body. 1.00
00:08:06.140 Okay.
00:08:06.280 Okay.
00:08:06.640 So you'd keep the IQ.
00:08:07.960 What would you do?
00:08:09.180 Um, I wanted somebody else to go next.
00:08:12.480 No, no, no.
00:08:13.040 Come on.
00:08:13.300 It's all right.
00:08:13.800 Be honest.
00:08:14.660 You know what?
00:08:15.140 To be honest, I know what it's like to have brains because I have it now.
00:08:18.980 So I'm going to already have, I'm going to go with the brains.
00:08:22.960 Okay.
00:08:23.220 You'll keep the brains.
00:08:24.320 What about you?
00:08:24.900 You know, I think I'd keep the brains too because hopefully I'm smart enough to make
00:08:29.220 enough money to buy my body.
00:08:31.140 That part.
00:08:32.340 That part.
00:08:32.900 Good point.
00:08:33.460 Okay.
00:08:34.000 What about you?
00:08:35.400 Um, so if Ari.
00:08:38.440 So even after, after.
00:08:39.340 I was like, I like my body.
00:08:40.500 Even when you have a kid, you just, the kid comes out and it's right back.
00:08:45.240 And it just goes right back.
00:08:45.920 Right back.
00:08:46.580 You don't have to work out or anything.
00:08:48.200 Okay.
00:08:48.980 Okay.
00:08:49.500 So because you gave me that, I have a kid.
00:08:51.720 I must be married.
00:08:52.840 So I don't care to have my brain.
00:08:54.260 So I guess I'll go down and keep my body looking good.
00:08:57.480 Then you get a smarter guy.
00:08:59.180 You know what I mean?
00:08:59.840 I'm like, I'm okay.
00:09:00.600 A smart guy doesn't need a smart lady. 1.00
00:09:02.520 He's smart.
00:09:03.380 You know, I'll do the body.
00:09:05.400 That's fine.
00:09:05.960 I am so annoyed by stupid people.
00:09:08.400 I would never want to be one of them.
00:09:09.960 I need to be able to carry a conversation.
00:09:11.920 But that doesn't mean you're stupid.
00:09:12.920 Just go down a little bit.
00:09:14.560 Right.
00:09:15.380 Yeah.
00:09:15.760 Yeah.
00:09:15.880 I mean, you go down like, like a couple IQ points,
00:09:18.680 but you get this perfect body.
00:09:20.340 Oh, see, you didn't say that in the beginning.
00:09:22.140 I didn't realize that, Stuart.
00:09:24.080 I said, okay.
00:09:25.060 You weren't specific enough.
00:09:27.240 So you're dumber.
00:09:28.520 Technically, you didn't say it specifically.
00:09:30.280 So I need the right angle of the altitude of the percentage.
00:09:34.320 Considering the fact that I'm already really fucking smart, I could drop a few points.
00:09:38.740 Yeah.
00:09:39.360 Right.
00:09:39.900 Right.
00:09:40.500 No, no, no.
00:09:41.380 Just do it.
00:09:42.540 I'm changing my answer.
00:09:43.900 I'm really smarter than the majority of you.
00:09:45.740 I'm going to think it's smarter.
00:09:46.420 Think about it.
00:09:47.160 Think about it.
00:09:47.820 What percent of like 60-year-old ladies really have perfect bodies? 1.00
00:09:51.580 Like you'd be like the hottest 60-year-old, 70-year-old.
00:09:55.200 I feel like right now I'm like at the top of the cream of the crop.
00:09:57.900 So if I was to drop a few, I'd still be at the bottom layer of cream.
00:10:01.340 Yeah.
00:10:01.840 So you're so good.
00:10:03.160 You're not like a dummy.
00:10:03.820 You'll be lickable. 0.90
00:10:04.620 You'll be lickable. 0.90
00:10:04.640 You'll be an average bear.
00:10:05.620 Or I'm just fine as fuck.
00:10:06.500 I wouldn't be a dummy for a body, but like I can drop a couple.
00:10:09.480 Yeah, you're like, we'll give some off.
00:10:11.360 I mean, like a B-plus student.