Pearl talks about her CRAZIEST Guests
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Summary
Matt and Matt are joined by special guest Maggie the substitute teacher to talk about modern women, weight loss, and how to be a better wife. Also, Matt and Matt discuss how to get better at being a better cook.
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that my cooking was too far gone. I could never come back. But Maggie came and taught me.
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Let me double check. Oh, guys, we got to switch the name of the stream. I forget sometimes. You
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know me. You know me. Welcome to the stream. Thank you. Thank you so much for having me,
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Pearl. You did a great job yesterday. I did good. You did really, really good. Honestly,
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I was actually surprised. Reacts to, what should we, I'm going to put react to modern women with
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Matt. I'm going to put Kevin Samuels because I was going to do Kevin Samuels to start because we're
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both such big fans of him. Absolutely. His birthday was yesterday. Shout out to the Samuels fans.
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Maggie, I'll tag you. Thank you. Maggie. There we go. I subscribed to you. Oh, thank you so much. I
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appreciate that. So tell them what you do on your channel and how. I'm going to scoot this way to
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get you a little bit better in the shot. Oh, thank you. Okay. Tell them how your channel started.
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So I do have a YouTube channel. Actually, I have three, but Maggie, the substitute teacher
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is my cooking channel. Shout out to the lead attorney. Absolutely. When I heard lead attorney
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say, if you're over 35 and I'm 47, start a YouTube channel because you do have life experience that
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people need to know. I like to say I've been cooking since 1842. I was just raised that way,
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but I've always had a weight problem. Like I tell Pearl, I have whale tendencies. So in my forties,
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the weight problem started to turn into a health problem. And I've been able to correct everything
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by just changing what I eat, drink and snack. And I use those substitutes. And that's what
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my channel is about. Tell them how much weight you've lost. So far down 80 pounds, 80 pounds,
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80 pounds. It is doable. Look at it. Look at it. Sometimes in life they complain and call me ugly,
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right? And sometimes, sometimes make changes. Absolutely. You can definitely do it. You can learn to cook. You
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can get the weight off and be healthy. I believe you can do anything in life. I believe you can do
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almost anything in life. Yeah, I was going to say, I was going to say, except, you know, I don't know if we can go to
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like Pluto. I don't know. Yeah, I don't think I'm signing up for that. Yeah, but I feel like any skill you can
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always improve at and get better at. Absolutely. And it's okay to start where you start. Yeah,
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start where you are. People, people, you're going to start, you got to start somewhere. You got to
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start somewhere. You just have to start, full stop. And you know, it doesn't mean you'll get there
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right away. Sometimes it takes time. You got to get knocked down a couple times. But my issue with a
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lot of modern women is it's like we can't even admit where we're starting from. That's true. And how do you
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improve if you can't admit where, I'm going to, I'm going to tell you what happened to me this week. Okay.
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Okay, I'm going to tell you, this is like a coffee thought in person. This is where I film them,
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by the way. Ah, I got you. Okay. So this week, I had a, I had a thing on TikTok where I said a lot
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of you are shitty wives. Now, now, what did I say? Now, this is by every metric. Now, I'm just looking
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at the numbers here. One out of four marriages is sexless. Now, let's be honest. Whose part is that
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usually on? Are there a lot of men that don't want, I'm not saying it doesn't happen, right? On top of
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that, on top of that, the majority of us are overweight. 80% of women are overweight in the
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U.S. On top of that, we also are not loyal. So, so women file for divorce 70 to 80% of the time,
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50% of the time it ends in divorce. And what percent of modern women can really cook, aren't
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addicted to social media? Now, it's not to say we can't get better. That's true. But I just said,
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as a collective, are the wives in my, in my age group, right? Are we as good as the wives 20,
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30 years ago? Hell no! Hell no! And I was like, traditional women don't get offended by this.
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That is correct. Because traditional women agree with me. That is correct. They're like,
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yeah, you guys ain't shit! Well, I wouldn't say it that way, Pearl, but I do agree with you that
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we've got some work to do. And I have to give you credit for acknowledging that and doing the work
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to get better, whether it's learning how to cook or whether it's getting the weight off and being
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healthy. We definitely need to improve it. Since we're talking about Kevin Samuels, that's really
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one of the reasons why he started his channel, because he would get the men ready. You know,
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he always used to say they need their 10 years to be heads down and eat. You know what? But then
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when they were ready, the pool of women that they had to choose from was subpar. So I'm glad we're here
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to talk about that and offer some help. I agree. I agree. All right. Let me, let me look at the,
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oh, I'm going to put the chat here on my phone. This is one day blessing is good. We're going to
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figure out how to get it on the screen, but I don't, you know, we struggle stream. So now also,
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we have such a little, a great little community here at just pearly things guys. I am trying to get
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this email list going. Um, my goal is to get a thousand emails right now. I'm at 639. Okay. And,
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um, the reason I want to do that is because I'd really like to post updates of where we're going
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to be and get, and send you guys meetup information. Now I can't just post meetups on the regular
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channel because I don't want to die. I got a lot of people after me, you know, I mean,
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um, you know, I mean, actually I'm going to repin a different one. Okay. Email list. You know,
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I just, I don't need the haters knowing where I'm at. So I need the fans to sign up so I can
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notify you guys where our meetups are going to be. How do you know the people that are signing
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up our fans? Cause don't you have a London, uh, anti-pro group? I do have a London hate group,
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but usually they don't watch my streams. Now it's not to say that they couldn't. Okay. They'll usually
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just watch clips or like, they're just not the type to be on the lives. Don't get me wrong.
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They might sign up, but I know their names so I can just pull them off the list. Oh my goodness.
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Okay. Oh, I know. I know who you are. London hate group. Yeah. I'll tell you the London hate group
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is a variety of women that have come on the show. Okay. Now I'd like to say there's also a lot of
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friends, a lot of pals, people that are big fans of the show. So I don't want to sound all bad,
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I'm a fan. Right. But with every, the good comes the crazy, right? So these women have come on the
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shows and they tell me, they say, they'll say some madness. Now I'll give you some madness that
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one girl said. Okay. She said her body count. Now it was particularly a high, guess what number she
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said. Was it two digits? It was, it was, yep. It was pretty heavy in the two digits. Uh, over
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50? Less than 50. Over 35? Close. Lower. Uh, 32. It was like 27, 28. Now mind you, I asked this as a joke.
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Now I said, all right guys, we were talking about body count. That was a subject. And I was like,
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what's your body count? Ha ha. And I was like, just kidding. You don't have to say it. So I let
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her know. You don't have to say it. So why did she? She's sex positive. Oh, she's proud of that
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number. She's proud of that number. Oh dear. So, so she then threatened to sue me. She then threatened,
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said she didn't know what she was getting into. And so what I did was my friend that invited her on
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the show. There was a text from him to her saying, this is a controversial show. Here's
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the channel. So we had it in, we had it in writing what she was, do you know what I mean? Like
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getting into. So I don't really understand what you didn't know. So she started a hate
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group. Like this is like, this is, she was the beginning of like all the women mad. Cause
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what will happen is they come on the show. Yeah. They say some wild things. Yeah. Now had
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you, I didn't make you sleep with 30 men. I didn't make you do that. So why am I responsible
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for the words? If you want to be honest about it. You know, honestly, I think if she had gotten
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the rah, rah behind her after saying that she probably wouldn't have come for you, but
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it was the backlash. It wasn't that she said it. It was the effect of what happened after
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she said it. Cause she probably never had a consequence for it in her life. She'd never
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heard the truth before. Yeah. And instead of giving me a thank you, thank you for shaming
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me, Pearl. Now I'm going to give you another one, Maggie. Okay. Girl number two, girl number
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two, she, she, um, is an Indian chick. Okay. Okay. And she said her body count also on the
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show because another guy on the show was like, he was trying to make a point. He was like,
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ladies, what's your body count? And everyone was like silent except her. She said it. And his
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point was that no one was going to say it. And she was like five. And now I'm going to,
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I'm going to be honest. Okay. Most guys, they're like, I've interviewed a lot of guys. Now
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this might be shocking, but they're like under 10 were okay. Okay. So most guys, when they
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say, when they like would hear five and be like, oh, that's not so bad. Right. According
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to the men that I've interviewed on the show. Right. Okay. Now she was part of the Indian community
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and in the Indian community, she is a whore. Oh, whore. I was like for London. I was like,
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but whore. So now she's shunned. She was mad at me. Yeah. Another one. Oh my gosh.
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Was a baby mother came on the show. Baby mama. Now she was talking about how she didn't let the dad
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have access to the children. Oh, that's the worst. And I asked if it was abusive. She said no.
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Then, and I was like, okay, well, why, why, why don't now? And she didn't want to talk about it.
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I didn't really press her on it. Okay. And I should have, but I didn't know as much about the legal
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system. I was just kind of, okay, whatever. A couple months later, she's going to court. I guess
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he found the stream. She wants me to take it down. Oh, you, you are talking to the wrong woman.
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You are talking, you think I'm going to help you? Oh dear. I was like, don't play with,
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don't play with me. I'm going to Google your old last name and find him out and send him the stream
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myself. Don't play with me. Don't. I didn't do that. But if I, if I'm pushed, I will. Uh, yeah.
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Okay. I was just banned on Tik TOK and we are demonetized on a daily basis on this platform.
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