JustPearlyThings - May 05, 2023


Pearl’s Promise To Andrew Tate


Episode Stats

Length

9 minutes

Words per Minute

146.92023

Word Count

1,455

Sentence Count

180

Misogynist Sentences

1


Summary

Matt and Matt are joined by comedian Mr. Tate to discuss the latest in the Taylor Swift scandal and how he's been treated by the BBC. They also discuss whether or not he should be allowed to fly home on a private jet again.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Listen, Pell, okay.
00:00:02.600 He's getting pitches from more desperate.
00:00:05.200 The BBC is desperate.
00:00:07.800 You know what I'm saying?
00:00:08.940 We are just playing things that way.
00:00:12.060 I am desperate.
00:00:13.400 Yeah, okay, we know our place.
00:00:17.180 Mr. Tate.
00:00:18.180 It will be doing us a very big favor,
00:00:19.940 like you did in December with our history.
00:00:22.540 Mr. Tate, if you come out,
00:00:25.100 you're going to come out,
00:00:26.920 I will build a new set just for you, sir.
00:00:30.680 He can't.
00:00:31.320 Why are you rubbing it in, Blessing?
00:00:32.620 He can't come out.
00:00:34.260 No, he's going to come out soon.
00:00:35.480 I have faith he's going to come out.
00:00:36.960 No, but he's at House Arrest.
00:00:38.440 No, if he does an interview outside,
00:00:40.920 you know, when he comes out from the House Arrest.
00:00:42.600 Oh, okay, okay, okay.
00:00:43.580 Yeah, I'm going to build a new set for him.
00:00:45.640 Yeah, yeah.
00:00:47.740 Pell is going to fund it.
00:00:49.040 Anyway.
00:00:53.040 Pell, it's Mr. Tate.
00:00:54.600 Yeah, you're right.
00:00:55.480 I'll fund it.
00:00:56.080 I'll fund it.
00:00:57.000 I'll fund it.
00:00:57.760 Thank you, guys.
00:00:58.780 Super chub.
00:00:59.540 Super chub.
00:01:00.980 The energy, which will be procured from chocolate.
00:01:05.040 And then I'll feel confident within myself
00:01:07.200 to get the energy required
00:01:08.540 to deal with the fake news media.
00:01:11.680 But then, when I come through the door
00:01:14.580 from that point there,
00:01:16.500 I'm pretty sure that I can just give them to you.
00:01:19.060 So then you will have them.
00:01:21.960 I'm still bowing down to your demand there.
00:01:25.060 That's a, I think that's a pretty good deal.
00:01:28.320 I'm a fair man, Matt.
00:01:30.240 Unlike you, I do not do snakery.
00:01:32.420 I do not do tricks and games.
00:01:34.580 I do not pretend to be someone I'm not.
00:01:36.580 We are very different people.
00:01:38.200 I have given you a very fair and simple,
00:01:41.100 a very fair and simple parameter.
00:01:43.560 You can decide if you want to comply
00:01:45.520 or if you want to fly home again.
00:01:48.640 I'm sure that they flew you on a private jet.
00:01:50.480 They flew you on a jet, right?
00:01:52.520 You said that you didn't care
00:01:53.900 if it was a hit piece or whatever.
00:01:55.460 I'm not.
00:01:55.780 All I said was I was doing an objective documentary
00:01:57.480 the whole time.
00:01:58.420 And I want you to give you the chance
00:02:00.100 to give you a side of the story.
00:02:01.420 That's why I'm...
00:02:01.960 Oh, you're giving me a chance.
00:02:03.820 You're such a nice guy.
00:02:06.020 Thanks.
00:02:06.560 These accusations are coming out regardless.
00:02:08.840 What accusations?
00:02:10.080 What, the same girls from 10 years ago
00:02:11.640 who got disproved?
00:02:12.440 Do you think anyone cares about that?
00:02:13.780 Please, Matthew.
00:02:14.520 You're not giving me a chance.
00:02:15.420 I'm giving you a chance.
00:02:16.580 I've given you a very fair parameter.
00:02:18.420 It's a parameter that you can either adhere to
00:02:20.120 or you can go home and fly home economy on Whiz Air.
00:02:23.340 I don't give a fuck.
00:02:24.960 It's up to you.
00:02:25.900 Stop calling me.
00:02:26.960 You know the parameter.
00:02:28.680 You decide.
00:02:29.700 Thank you.
00:02:32.740 Where's your private jet?
00:02:35.800 I don't have a private jet.
00:02:45.360 But look, I know we didn't work out this time.
00:02:57.620 Let me know if you're going to do it again in the future.
00:02:59.820 And while we didn't, you know,
00:03:01.300 now to film an interview,
00:03:02.680 obviously we have the phone calls
00:03:05.760 that we had outside your house
00:03:06.920 and I guess we can use those
00:03:08.880 unless you've got an issue with that.
00:03:10.240 Yeah, I do have an issue.
00:03:11.540 I haven't signed a consent form.
00:03:12.540 Okay, well, in that case,
00:03:20.800 I guess let me know if you change your mind at any point.
00:03:26.880 Maybe in May, like your lawyer said,
00:03:29.720 we can do another thing.
00:03:32.180 Damn, he didn't give him the chocolate.
00:03:34.700 We guessed wrong.
00:03:36.440 Damn.
00:03:36.980 Put an L in the chat.
00:03:38.440 Put a 1 in the chat if you thought
00:03:39.660 he was going to get the chocolate.
00:03:40.760 Put a 2 in the chat if you didn't.
00:03:42.220 Damn, that's a bit,
00:03:44.600 he's a bit stingy, you know what I mean?
00:03:46.300 No.
00:03:47.820 Two pounds?
00:03:49.300 But yeah, I didn't try to consent for him
00:03:50.900 and it's a shame the BBC
00:03:51.900 with their big budgets
00:03:52.680 made you fly economy wizard.
00:03:53.900 That must be very annoying
00:03:54.640 for you to fly in and out for no reason.
00:03:56.340 I feel sorry for you, man.
00:03:59.520 Yeah, it's a struggle.
00:04:00.760 It's a struggle out here.
00:04:02.000 You'll survive.
00:04:04.200 I win.
00:04:04.800 I can't read it.
00:04:18.140 Can you read it?
00:04:18.740 What does it say?
00:04:19.300 He said,
00:04:19.960 he said,
00:04:21.040 must be weird having a bus
00:04:22.520 and I met us.
00:04:23.940 It is.
00:04:24.600 Sadly, I'm driving away now.
00:04:26.520 Call me when you are next three.
00:04:29.140 It was him
00:04:30.160 holding the chocolate
00:04:31.560 in a plane
00:04:32.360 and there
00:04:33.440 it is a brookie life
00:04:35.400 should have joined
00:04:36.380 in the war room.
00:04:44.180 You know,
00:04:46.380 yo,
00:04:48.140 yo,
00:04:48.380 take it to a stand-up comedy show,
00:04:50.440 you know,
00:04:50.660 it's funny.
00:04:51.320 It's so funny.
00:04:52.540 It's a funny guy.
00:05:03.580 That's the bankruptcy.
00:05:06.380 Yeah.
00:05:08.520 Oh,
00:05:09.100 wouldn't it be funny
00:05:10.860 if Tate buys Vice?
00:05:13.080 Oh,
00:05:13.440 that would be so funny.
00:05:15.260 Oh,
00:05:15.380 Mr. Tate,
00:05:16.020 that's the chess move
00:05:16.860 you've been waiting for.
00:05:17.700 Oh.
00:05:20.420 Yeah,
00:05:20.940 how crazy is it
00:05:22.280 to be valued
00:05:22.880 at 5.7 billion
00:05:24.400 and then
00:05:25.480 to go
00:05:26.180 to nothing?
00:05:28.560 Yeah,
00:05:29.200 that can happen
00:05:29.720 when you do
00:05:30.160 hit pieces on people,
00:05:31.540 you know.
00:05:33.320 Yeah,
00:05:33.880 because here's the thing,
00:05:34.680 like,
00:05:34.840 people know what's true
00:05:35.980 and what's not true
00:05:36.740 and they might not
00:05:37.340 immediately,
00:05:38.380 but when people do
00:05:39.400 bad faith reactions,
00:05:41.540 when people do
00:05:42.260 bad faith clips,
00:05:44.100 they might not
00:05:44.800 figure it out
00:05:45.520 right away,
00:05:46.340 but in the long run,
00:05:47.520 the test of time
00:05:48.380 shows character,
00:05:49.820 it shows what people
00:05:50.740 are about,
00:05:51.460 and the people
00:05:52.860 aren't stupid.
00:05:54.080 They start to see
00:05:54.920 through it.
00:05:55.400 They start to see
00:05:56.060 bullshit
00:05:56.600 and the truth
00:05:57.720 of the matter
00:05:58.220 is a bunch
00:05:59.420 of these reaction
00:06:00.300 channels
00:06:00.860 and news places
00:06:03.020 don't care
00:06:04.200 about the truth.
00:06:05.740 They don't care
00:06:06.380 about what's right
00:06:07.300 and the only thing
00:06:08.600 they care about
00:06:09.560 is making their money
00:06:11.140 and getting their coin
00:06:12.660 and criticizing
00:06:13.900 everyone along the way
00:06:15.380 and they just sit there
00:06:16.900 on hours and hours
00:06:18.000 and hours of you
00:06:18.840 talking,
00:06:19.640 waiting for something
00:06:20.500 that they can take
00:06:21.480 out of context.
00:06:24.900 But here,
00:06:27.000 on the Just Pearly
00:06:28.160 Things Network,
00:06:29.700 we believe in
00:06:30.520 freedom of speech.
00:06:31.420 Yes, sir.
00:06:32.140 We believe.
00:06:33.180 Let's go.
00:06:34.540 We believe in
00:06:35.460 freedom of speech.
00:06:36.480 We believe in
00:06:37.540 giving a platform
00:06:38.340 to those who have
00:06:39.160 been deplatformed.
00:06:40.960 And we believe,
00:06:42.660 and stopping all
00:06:43.260 this goddamn bullshit
00:06:44.260 from these reaction
00:06:45.180 channels.
00:06:45.420 I'm so tired of
00:06:46.180 these people calling
00:06:46.840 this man.
00:06:47.240 These reaction
00:06:48.380 channels have
00:06:49.300 been saying that
00:06:50.380 Tate committed
00:06:51.800 a crime that he
00:06:52.820 didn't commit.
00:06:54.140 If that can happen
00:06:54.960 to the average man,
00:06:57.120 or, sorry,
00:06:57.780 if that can happen
00:06:58.700 to a man with
00:06:59.820 money, power,
00:07:00.900 and status,
00:07:01.580 what happens
00:07:02.700 to the average guy?
00:07:05.440 There's no chance.
00:07:06.460 Tate could fight
00:07:07.220 these accusations,
00:07:08.220 but the guy next door,
00:07:09.620 he can't do shit.
00:07:12.060 Yeah.
00:07:12.580 Yeah.
00:07:15.140 Yeah.
00:07:17.240 Let's see how this
00:07:19.980 ends.
00:07:20.240 Yeah.
00:07:23.200 Oh, shit.
00:07:24.280 There it go.
00:07:27.780 I was at the end.
00:07:31.080 The War Room
00:07:31.580 is the greatest
00:07:32.200 global network
00:07:33.080 which exists
00:07:33.800 on planet Earth.
00:07:35.280 The War Room
00:07:35.860 is a global
00:07:36.420 organization.
00:07:37.300 Some of you
00:07:37.780 in here
00:07:38.080 need to join
00:07:38.560 the War Room
00:07:39.120 out here
00:07:39.460 because some
00:07:39.880 of these super
00:07:40.460 shots,
00:07:40.880 you know what I mean?
00:07:41.600 I'm going to read
00:07:42.100 them out.
00:07:42.380 Yeah, yeah.
00:07:43.080 We got to.
00:07:43.860 Let me read
00:07:44.380 them out,
00:07:44.900 you know.
00:07:47.240 Thank you,
00:07:50.540 Manny Delgado.
00:07:53.060 $24 MX.
00:07:55.140 Don't know
00:07:55.480 what that is,
00:07:56.220 but on set.
00:08:01.500 Thank you,
00:08:02.180 Amina.
00:08:03.200 Pell Seas
00:08:03.820 Full of Energy.
00:08:04.800 God bless you.
00:08:05.760 Keep it up.
00:08:07.520 That's for you
00:08:07.920 there, Pell.
00:08:08.700 Thank you.
00:08:09.980 Tony Oliver.
00:08:12.260 $4.99.
00:08:14.160 Could have been
00:08:14.540 $5.
00:08:14.840 Pell,
00:08:18.000 can you comment
00:08:18.600 on what
00:08:19.220 raw
00:08:19.640 chat
00:08:20.440 GPT
00:08:21.480 has
00:08:21.900 with Fox
00:08:22.480 News,
00:08:23.980 CNN,
00:08:24.500 BuzzFeed.
00:08:25.240 I think you
00:08:25.600 read this one
00:08:26.100 already.
00:08:28.700 Toj,
00:08:29.480 I don't know
00:08:30.320 how to say
00:08:30.580 your name
00:08:31.520 mate,
00:08:31.860 but it's
00:08:32.160 $2.
00:08:34.620 I'm not going
00:08:35.300 to read
00:08:35.540 your super
00:08:35.860 chart.
00:08:36.820 And
00:08:37.380 it's
00:08:37.820 $30.99.
00:08:40.680 I'm not a
00:08:41.140 brokey.
00:08:41.900 Yeah.
00:08:42.340 Nicholas,
00:08:42.900 thank you.
00:08:43.460 Thank you.
00:08:47.140 Jerome,
00:08:47.740 thank you
00:08:48.060 for the
00:08:48.360 memberships.
00:08:49.380 Levi,
00:08:50.080 thank you.
00:08:50.740 Ha ha ha.
00:08:52.160 Mark Rose,
00:08:53.160 thank you.
00:08:53.840 Chat is
00:08:54.260 spending all
00:08:55.460 its money
00:08:55.980 on weed.
00:08:57.520 Stacy,
00:08:58.220 thank you.
00:09:00.540 Seeking Eden,
00:09:01.580 thank you.
00:09:02.200 Every red
00:09:03.020 haired girl
00:09:03.660 I've ever
00:09:04.360 met
00:09:04.840 has smoked
00:09:05.580 pot,
00:09:06.100 just saying.
00:09:07.300 Okay,
00:09:07.600 well,
00:09:07.760 I'm not one
00:09:08.240 of them.
00:09:09.020 Stop it.
00:09:10.100 I don't know
00:09:11.120 what's going on.
00:09:11.700 I'm not a
00:09:12.220 I don't
00:09:14.820 do drugs.
00:09:15.320 You know
00:09:15.660 I don't
00:09:16.060 do drugs.
00:09:17.260 I don't
00:09:17.600 know what
00:09:17.880 they're
00:09:18.060 saying.
00:09:18.520 You know
00:09:18.660 what I
00:09:18.820 mean?
00:09:20.920 I think
00:09:21.720 that's
00:09:21.940 the end.
00:09:22.920 Okay.
00:09:23.920 You know.
00:09:24.940 That's the
00:09:25.480 reason I'm
00:09:25.780 super
00:09:25.960 chart.
00:09:26.300 I want
00:09:27.360 to see.
00:09:27.640 Did he
00:09:27.820 post anything
00:09:28.320 else on
00:09:28.700 Twitter?
00:09:29.820 We're
00:09:30.120 going to
00:09:30.320 go there.
00:09:31.260 Milk,
00:09:31.660 Ringo,
00:09:33.760 love the
00:09:34.240 content,
00:09:35.640 1999.
00:09:37.900 As many
00:09:38.580 of you know,
00:09:39.020 I was
00:09:39.340 just
00:09:39.740 banned
00:09:40.240 on
00:09:40.700 TikTok
00:09:41.140 and we
00:09:42.020 are
00:09:42.180 demonetized
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00:09:43.640 basis
00:09:44.100 on
00:09:44.580 this
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00:09:45.900 If you
00:09:46.600 want to
00:09:46.980 help,
00:09:47.400 please
00:09:47.660 consider
00:09:48.120 sending
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