JustPearlyThings - May 04, 2023


Pearl’s Thoughts On Matt Shea From @VICE

Hosted by
Hannah Pearl Davis
Mentioned
Andrew Tate Matthew Must Matthew You Andrew Tartus Poison Andrew Luck Give Alex Tate Tate Mmm Mmm Yo Tate
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Episode Stats


Length

9 minutes

Words per minute

153.49

Word count

1,389

Sentence count

27

Harmful content

Misogyny

2

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Toxicity

12

sentences flagged

Hate speech

1

sentences flagged


Summary

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In this episode, the lads discuss the latest episode of The Office, The Office Christmas Party, and the recent events in the world of the Office. They also discuss what it's like to be a bad actor in the workplace, and why it's so hard to get paid in advance.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 It's not that it's just I don't want to get involved in this but you are involved. You're literally filming me
00:00:13.620 What do you do for entertain you work from full-time or?
00:00:17.240 Again, it's just you have to give me the chocolate or if not
00:00:21.480 So he just sends you to ask us to give him chocolate. So what did he pay you?
00:00:27.500 Yeah, how does it work? No
00:00:30.000 So what so you this is the last time I'm gonna come out. Yeah, so yeah, you either gonna give me the chocolate
00:00:36.000 I'm gonna give him the chocolate you'll have an interview if not. This is good. It's silly though
00:00:51.240 Tell our clippers to do this
00:00:55.920 Isn't it I mean
00:00:57.920 Is he gonna do an interview with us even if we gave him the chocolate maybe maybe?
00:01:03.920 There is a bigger chance. He's gonna do an interview to you if you bring him the chocolate. I'll call him
00:01:08.980 Why does he think he can go over some
00:01:14.980 Some you see this my problem with people sometimes they think they can get to the top without going through the stairs, you know?
00:01:20.980 I mean climb up the stairs
00:01:22.980 This guy at the gate is your way in if he was nice to him
00:01:26.980 Maybe you would have actually got the interview
00:01:28.980 Maybe
00:01:30.980 But my thing is I just don't like when people treat people poorly when they're doing a job
00:01:40.980 Yeah
00:01:42.980 Yeah, it would be one thing if the security guard was rude to him in any way, but he wasn't rude
00:01:46.980 He just said give me the chocolate, you know, I mean just you came with the chocolate
00:01:50.980 Why is he gonna go back with it?
00:01:52.980 It's a bit, you know, it's not genuine now
00:01:56.980 Now I'm thinking maybe that's why if they if he had that chocolate and had the skin rash thing
00:02:02.980 Mmm
00:02:04.980 Mmm
00:02:06.980 That chocolate now is I'm raising suspicion on that chocolate if he gave that chocolate
00:02:10.980 Oh, if he got the chocolate
00:02:12.980 Maybe that's what why Tate got sick the other day
00:02:14.980 Mmm
00:02:16.980 That would be it
00:02:18.980 What do you think? Do you think he got the chocolate?
00:02:20.980 We're gonna bet
00:02:22.980 You're gonna bet?
00:02:24.980 I think he's gonna give the chocolate
00:02:28.980 I think he's gonna give the chocolate
00:02:30.980 Yeah, he doesn't I think the same thing
00:02:32.980 I don't see the same thing
00:02:34.980 He just doesn't he doesn't give me like strong man energy
00:02:38.980 Yeah
00:02:40.980 Yeah, it's an L man 1.00
00:02:42.980 Why did you think Tate was gonna pick up his phone call? 1.00
00:03:04.980 Like it's just it's actually stupid 1.00
00:03:06.980 He's actually just a stupid guy at this point 1.00
00:03:10.980 Yeah 1.00
00:03:12.980 Not the sharpest tool in the shed
00:03:14.980 Yeah
00:03:16.980 I think they're just hiring everyone in Vice, isn't it?
00:03:18.980 Yeah, they should be asking me for jobs
00:03:22.980 I'm like how are they
00:03:24.980 Do you know what's crazy at Vice? 1.00
00:03:26.980 They looked at me like I was just some stupid chick, you know, I could just feel it 1.00
00:03:34.980 Listen 1.00
00:03:36.980 They all call me dumb 0.99
00:03:38.980 But they're all unemployed now, baby 0.99
00:03:42.980 Good luck
00:03:44.980 If Vice people are like this then I don't wanna
00:03:46.980 I don't want them here
00:03:48.980 Okay, since he's not picking up
00:03:50.980 Okay, since he's not picking up
00:03:52.980 Hi Andrew
00:03:54.980 Look, so I know you want to film
00:03:56.980 You want to film us giving you the chocolate
00:03:58.980 So
00:04:00.980 I'm happy for you to do that
00:04:02.980 I just
00:04:04.980 As I'm sure you know
00:04:06.980 Like I don't wanna risk a situation where I give you the chocolate and then
00:04:08.980 We don't get in
00:04:10.980 So why don't we do something like you come out
00:04:12.980 And
00:04:14.980 I'm happy for you to do that
00:04:16.980 I just
00:04:18.980 As I'm sure you know
00:04:20.980 Like I don't wanna risk a situation where I give you the chocolate and then
00:04:22.980 We don't get in
00:04:24.980 We don't get in
00:04:26.980 So why don't we do something like you come out
00:04:28.980 And
00:04:30.980 You know, we speak face to face and I give you the chocolate as we walk in
00:04:34.980 I don't think you're a good intentioned actor, Matthew
00:04:36.980 You've placed on your previous performance
00:04:38.980 So I need payment in advance, unfortunately
00:04:40.980 Well, look
00:04:42.980 Can you suggest a way in which
00:04:44.980 I don't think you're a good intentioned actor, Matthew
00:04:46.980 You've placed on your previous performance
00:04:48.980 So I need payment in advance, unfortunately
00:04:50.980 Well, look
00:04:52.980 Can you suggest a way in which
00:04:54.980 We can find, you know
00:04:56.980 Feel some sort of assurance that you're gonna speak to us
00:04:58.980 Like maybe if you come out now
00:05:00.980 And we can hand it to you face to face
00:05:04.980 The problem is
00:05:06.980 Last time I trusted you, you acted in bad faith
00:05:08.980 So this time you must trust me
00:05:10.980 That's the circle of life
00:05:12.980 It's the balance of the universe of jing and yang, Matthew
00:05:14.980 Must trust me
00:05:16.980 Must place your faith in the top G
00:05:18.980 And hand over the chocolate for payment
00:05:20.980 For his presence
00:05:22.980 Lend
00:05:23.980 Or save
00:05:24.980 Or perhaps you'll be rewarded
00:05:25.980 But this is
00:05:26.980 You have no
00:05:27.980 If you find me allowing you unprecedented access
00:05:30.980 To my private network and home
00:05:32.980 In which you are a bad faith actor
00:05:34.980 If you still are scared about losing
00:05:36.980 Your heavy financial investment of six pounds
00:05:39.980 In a box of chocolates
00:05:40.980 Then you will not get your interview
00:05:42.980 Well, it's
00:05:43.980 It's a hard line, Matthew
00:05:45.980 The thing is
00:05:46.980 You know, I'm a
00:05:47.980 You know, I'm a
00:05:48.980 You know, I'm a
00:05:49.980 I'm a journalist
00:05:50.980 Give Alex the chocolate
00:05:51.980 You can't just
00:05:52.980 Give Alex the chocolate
00:05:56.980 Yeah
00:05:58.980 Yeah
00:05:59.980 Nah, he should've just left the chocolates, you know what I mean
00:06:03.980 Alright, well he gets
00:06:06.980 I still think he's gonna get the chocolate
00:06:09.980 If he gets the chocolates
00:06:10.980 I'm studying the conspiracy theory that bias tried to poison Andrew Tartus
00:06:15.980 Poison Andrew Tate
00:06:17.980 I don't care
00:06:18.980 Chocolate gate
00:06:19.980 Chocolate gate
00:06:20.980 Chocolate gate
00:06:21.980 You know, you can't just assume
00:06:22.980 That if you're nice to someone
00:06:23.980 That they're gonna
00:06:24.980 Not betray you
00:06:26.980 I mean
00:06:27.980 What our dreams are going to say is the truth
00:06:29.980 Imagine a world in which
00:06:31.980 Just because someone let you into their house
00:06:32.980 They didn't report on the truth about you
00:06:34.980 I mean that would be insane
00:06:35.980 The problem is
00:06:40.980 It's becoming quite obvious that you're afraid
00:06:41.980 No
00:06:42.980 No
00:06:43.980 He didn't get the chocolate?
00:06:46.980 No
00:06:47.980 He's pretending like he's talking to Tate
00:06:49.980 Tate hung up the phone call
00:06:50.980 He's talking to himself right now
00:06:52.980 Oh
00:06:53.980 Oh no, I'm still waiting until the end
00:06:57.980 I think he gave it up
00:06:58.980 I think he gave it up 1.00
00:06:59.980 You are one pathetic loser 1.00
00:07:08.980 Okay, how about um 1.00
00:07:10.980 One square chocolate?
00:07:11.980 Half there?
00:07:12.980 Half there?
00:07:13.980 No
00:07:14.980 Half there
00:07:15.980 No
00:07:16.980 He's in a one square
00:07:17.980 Why is he acting like he has any leverage here?
00:07:18.980 This man is rich
00:07:19.980 Like he can
00:07:20.980 Yeah
00:07:21.980 Yeah
00:07:22.980 He's in a one square
00:07:23.980 He's in a one square
00:07:28.980 Why is he acting like he has any leverage here?
00:07:30.980 This man is rich
00:07:32.980 Like he can
00:07:33.980 Yo Tate is a true square
00:07:34.980 Oh my gosh
00:07:35.980 That's the funny thing
00:07:36.980 When Tate came
00:07:37.980 We were trying to think of stuff to like get him
00:07:39.980 You know
00:07:40.980 And it was like
00:07:41.980 What do you get someone
00:07:42.980 Who has everything
00:07:43.980 Who has everything
00:07:44.980 It's like
00:07:46.980 Yeah
00:07:47.980 We got it Clementine
00:07:48.980 Clementine 0.82
00:07:49.980 You know
00:07:50.980 Yeah but he's a chess player
00:07:54.980 I respect this game
00:07:55.980 You know
00:07:56.980 Imagine like someone doing a hit piece
00:07:57.980 And you wait all this time
00:07:59.980 And then you bring him
00:08:01.980 And you put him on this world stage
00:08:03.980 I mean 4,700 people right now
00:08:07.980 Yeah
00:08:08.980 Just on our channel
00:08:10.980 It's probably going to go on to do
00:08:11.980 I don't know how many people
00:08:14.980 Imagine if many people did hit pieces on you
00:08:17.980 And you just waited
00:08:19.980 And you waited
00:08:20.980 And you waited
00:08:21.980 And you just waited
00:08:22.980 Can't wait for that day pal
00:08:24.980 And you just one day dropped a video
00:08:27.980 Yeah
00:08:28.980 It's a lot of pertinent information in it
00:08:34.980 Yeah but you know who would do that?
00:08:38.980 Let's watch the video
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