JustPearlyThings - June 06, 2023


The One Question That Gets Modern Women TRIGGERED


Episode Stats

Length

13 minutes

Words per Minute

221.3215

Word Count

2,894

Sentence Count

1

Misogynist Sentences

46

Hate Speech Sentences

40


Summary

In this episode, we discuss cheating and what it means in the modern dating world. Do women cheat? Do men cheat? Is it cheating to post pictures on social media while in a relationship? Do they cheat to get attention from the highest value men? And does it cheat to be caught red-handed?


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Do you guys think it's cheating as a girl
00:00:02.100 To be posting pictures on Instagram
00:00:04.200 While you're in a relationship
00:00:05.460 What kind of pictures
00:00:07.220 Really any pictures
00:00:09.280 Like a selfie
00:00:10.900 I would include a selfie
00:00:13.160 Do you think attention is to women
00:00:16.640 As to sex is to men
00:00:18.040 No
00:00:18.980 Similar
00:00:20.860 It's not the same currency
00:00:23.200 I think that
00:00:24.860 Because we live in such a PC world at the moment
00:00:26.580 If a lady throws up some pictures of her
00:00:28.760 In herself in a bikini
00:00:30.520 She knows what the purpose of it is
00:00:32.260 It's to gain the attention
00:00:33.620 However men don't need to be as sensitive
00:00:36.020 To think that that is cheating
00:00:37.320 This is why I think it is
00:00:40.960 Because women's mating strategy
00:00:42.720 From a biological perspective
00:00:44.220 Is to get attention from the highest value guy
00:00:46.560 So what is Instagram
00:00:47.800 That is getting attention from the
00:00:49.840 Wait wait wait
00:00:50.480 So that is getting attention from the highest value guy
00:00:53.460 Where on the other hand men's mating strategy
00:00:55.600 Is to screw as many people as possible
00:00:57.320 But when they get into a relationship
00:00:58.760 The men are expected to stop screwing
00:01:01.080 As many people as possible
00:01:02.300 But the women are not expected
00:01:03.640 To compromise on their mating strategy
00:01:05.260 Which is seeking attention from high value men
00:01:07.320 And which is posting pictures on Instagram
00:01:09.980 Because you know damn well
00:01:11.240 Even if it's just your face
00:01:12.260 If you're a pretty girl
00:01:13.240 There are going to be
00:01:15.260 You know
00:01:15.920 High value men interested
00:01:18.340 To your point
00:01:19.180 I've had an experience where
00:01:20.460 I heard a girl
00:01:22.820 Like one of my photographs
00:01:24.220 Slid in the DM
00:01:25.180 Said hello
00:01:25.960 And immediately
00:01:27.840 Her boyfriend
00:01:28.800 The pressure that was on him
00:01:30.740 In that relationship
00:01:31.620 Went up ten times
00:01:33.060 Because a man who
00:01:34.660 Superseded his
00:01:35.640 Earning
00:01:36.080 His
00:01:36.380 Different ways
00:01:37.820 Not going to go into it
00:01:38.860 Because you know
00:01:39.300 Nothing against the guy
00:01:39.960 But she said
00:01:41.320 Afterwards
00:01:41.900 When I met her
00:01:42.780 Because she dumped him
00:01:43.720 The pressure was on
00:01:46.060 Immediately
00:01:46.440 And when women are doing that
00:01:48.180 It is a for sale sign
00:01:49.580 To a degree
00:01:50.340 Not a proper
00:01:51.120 You know
00:01:51.840 But it is
00:01:52.420 Advertising
00:01:53.320 Isn't it
00:01:53.800 And men are flooding the DM
00:01:56.520 So
00:01:56.840 But if you
00:01:58.240 Especially if it's a naked
00:01:59.600 Or semi-naked photograph
00:02:00.940 Sorry
00:02:01.260 But even
00:02:02.180 Like even just a selfie
00:02:03.380 And the other thing
00:02:04.080 Women don't think about
00:02:04.880 Is like women will still go out
00:02:06.680 To bars and clubs
00:02:07.860 Where all of the guys
00:02:09.360 Are trying to screw you
00:02:10.620 Men are
00:02:11.460 Again men
00:02:12.060 That's seeking attention
00:02:13.440 From high value men
00:02:14.740 The best guy that you can get
00:02:16.540 Where the men are still
00:02:17.440 Like the men are
00:02:18.420 This is why I come back
00:02:19.880 So hard on cheating
00:02:20.740 Because we cheat
00:02:21.600 In different ways
00:02:22.320 Women still do it
00:02:23.140 All the time
00:02:23.640 And it's accepted in society
00:02:25.540 And so
00:02:26.380 When men cheat
00:02:27.520 It's
00:02:28.420 Like we do the same thing
00:02:30.280 Like we do the same thing
00:02:31.440 It's just in a different way
00:02:32.360 That's why I asked
00:02:33.100 At the very beginning
00:02:33.840 What do we mean by cheating
00:02:35.340 I think if we
00:02:36.780 Come up with a better definition
00:02:38.420 That everyone's in agreement with
00:02:39.640 But she's right
00:02:40.360 When you break it down like that
00:02:41.440 You are right
00:02:42.160 People are only as faithful
00:02:43.060 As their options
00:02:43.800 And women are
00:02:44.520 Like women are
00:02:46.060 Under the guise of like
00:02:47.380 Hey I'm just posting a photograph
00:02:49.040 Under the guise of that
00:02:50.620 Allowing them to explore
00:02:52.040 Their options
00:02:52.640 Whereas when men
00:02:53.660 Explore their options
00:02:54.480 We have to be a lot more deliberate
00:02:55.960 We're messaging
00:02:56.900 We're putting the fishing rod out
00:02:59.100 And going
00:02:59.340 Are you available
00:03:00.380 And if we get caught doing that
00:03:02.160 Then we're caught red handed
00:03:03.600 Whereas with women
00:03:04.360 It's
00:03:04.860 He slid in my DMs
00:03:06.380 I didn't slide in his DMs
00:03:07.020 That's what women do
00:03:07.720 They cast the net out
00:03:08.780 It's a totally different scenario
00:03:09.120 You see like on the internet
00:03:09.960 What they do is
00:03:10.600 They put the pictures up
00:03:11.500 All on Instagram
00:03:12.120 And they just leave them to set there
00:03:13.840 It's like they're just
00:03:14.620 Casting their net
00:03:15.420 And then going off for the day
00:03:16.860 And then they'll come back
00:03:17.840 Check the DMs every couple of hours
00:03:19.360 You know what I mean
00:03:19.640 Yeah but it's like a girl
00:03:22.340 Will literally be going out
00:03:23.660 With ass pictures on Instagram
00:03:25.200 And she'll cry
00:03:26.280 Oh he cheated on me
00:03:27.900 When I'm like
00:03:28.340 Bitch look at your profile
00:03:29.820 And if a man has a problem
00:03:31.840 He's controlling
00:03:32.580 Yeah and the women act like
00:03:33.880 We act like we're so much better
00:03:35.680 Than the men
00:03:36.480 We would never do that
00:03:37.860 Da da da da
00:03:38.460 But it's like okay
00:03:39.080 You go out twice a week
00:03:40.720 You get all this attention from guys
00:03:42.840 You have guys trying to screw you
00:03:44.080 All the time
00:03:44.540 How are you better than him
00:03:45.700 And that's the thing
00:03:46.760 Like I just don't like
00:03:47.780 As women
00:03:48.540 Like we're just on our high horse
00:03:49.980 Like oh it's the worst thing
00:03:51.160 In the world that he cheated
00:03:51.920 He's such a horrible person
00:03:53.020 When we do it in a different way
00:03:54.440 Every single day
00:03:55.400 I didn't think that
00:03:56.140 I mean that's what I said before
00:03:57.320 Like what is the actual thing
00:03:59.500 That hurts with cheating
00:04:00.860 For women
00:04:01.280 Because what I tend to hear
00:04:03.120 I say it like I've heard it
00:04:04.700 A million times
00:04:05.260 What I've heard before is
00:04:08.640 What did she have
00:04:10.520 That I didn't have
00:04:11.460 Yeah of course you had that
00:04:12.460 I think that was
00:04:13.140 That's the sort of thing
00:04:14.220 Which women say
00:04:15.100 And sometimes
00:04:16.980 It's not actually about that
00:04:18.200 You know what I mean
00:04:18.740 It's not about
00:04:19.360 What the woman has
00:04:20.940 From what you don't have
00:04:22.000 Because Jay Z cheated on Beyonce
00:04:23.860 I was going to say
00:04:24.360 You know what I mean
00:04:25.340 And she's supposed to be
00:04:26.640 The baddest in the game right
00:04:27.600 She is the baddest in the game
00:04:28.860 But she's still got
00:04:29.620 You trying to
00:04:30.000 But that was after two kids
00:04:31.300 Or whatever
00:04:31.700 And all of a sudden
00:04:32.560 All the attention
00:04:33.580 Is on the kids
00:04:34.480 I'm not saying
00:04:35.180 That this makes anything okay
00:04:37.520 I'm not
00:04:38.140 I'm just saying like
00:04:38.960 When Beyonce and whoever
00:04:40.660 All these women are
00:04:41.820 Focusing in on the children
00:04:42.960 And the man all of a sudden
00:04:44.300 Becomes
00:04:44.800 Yeah
00:04:45.420 But you're the last thing
00:04:47.360 I'm thinking about today
00:04:48.420 You know
00:04:49.100 Whereas before
00:04:49.840 When you met each other
00:04:50.780 I was priority number one
00:04:52.460 And for men
00:04:53.680 Especially if you're one of these
00:04:55.520 High value men
00:04:56.580 Who is earning all this money
00:04:57.900 And changing this woman's life
00:04:59.020 That needs to continue
00:05:00.580 Or if you let your standards slip
00:05:02.540 There will be someone
00:05:04.240 Ready and waiting to replace you
00:05:05.760 But women don't realise that
00:05:07.320 Because we're not going to tell you
00:05:08.700 Because what we're going to say
00:05:09.980 Like we can't say that
00:05:11.120 Oh by the way
00:05:12.080 Fucking she was sliding into my DMs
00:05:13.960 No I can't do that
00:05:15.600 And a lot of times the girls
00:05:17.360 Like Beyonce
00:05:17.920 You think Beyonce didn't know
00:05:19.420 Like you think Beyonce didn't know
00:05:21.240 She was getting cheated on
00:05:22.240 Like a lot of the girls
00:05:23.100 In these arrangements
00:05:24.000 They already know
00:05:24.860 And then the women will come in
00:05:26.360 And say they're doing the right thing
00:05:27.560 By telling them
00:05:28.260 Or posting it online
00:05:29.280 When it's like
00:05:29.720 A lot of these girls
00:05:30.480 Just don't want to be
00:05:31.240 Well she stayed with Jay-Z
00:05:32.040 So like all of these
00:05:33.300 Single ladies
00:05:34.100 And independent women
00:05:35.400 Bullshit
00:05:36.040 She stayed with Jay-Z
00:05:37.720 And Jay-Z isn't the most
00:05:39.040 Handsome man ever
00:05:39.840 And this is why I go back
00:05:41.400 To saying like
00:05:42.000 A lot of men don't realise
00:05:42.980 Women are actually
00:05:43.700 Willing to work it out
00:05:44.800 If you have
00:05:45.620 A purpose isn't it
00:05:47.900 If you yeah
00:05:48.560 All the time
00:05:49.200 All the time
00:05:49.400 If you're a brokie
00:05:50.360 As Andrew says
00:05:51.360 And you're cheating
00:05:52.440 Girls like Cap
00:05:53.320 If he's a brokie
00:05:54.000 You're only staying for so long
00:05:55.260 Come on man
00:05:55.780 You're only staying for so long
00:05:56.600 He's got to bring something else
00:05:57.640 To the table
00:05:58.080 That I agree with her
00:05:58.900 I have to
00:05:59.400 You might deal with it a little
00:06:01.700 I mean you're 25
00:06:02.700 So maybe at your age
00:06:04.120 Like because there's a future
00:06:05.800 Right
00:06:06.220 So if you meet a guy
00:06:07.160 And he maybe doesn't
00:06:08.180 Have a shit figured out
00:06:09.160 He could start an OF at 31
00:06:10.720 And then you know
00:06:11.420 Make millions
00:06:12.080 And then take care of you
00:06:13.060 You know
00:06:13.300 She's setting us up
00:06:15.300 I guarantee
00:06:15.740 You see Tom from Asda
00:06:17.720 Tom who works in that
00:06:18.880 Because I'd be with a guy
00:06:19.700 Where I'm still like
00:06:20.320 Trying to grow with him
00:06:21.240 Right right
00:06:21.960 But if he was
00:06:22.660 But let's say he's 45
00:06:24.100 I don't know how old you date
00:06:25.380 That's different
00:06:25.820 Yeah but you wouldn't date
00:06:26.900 A broke guy at 45
00:06:28.020 No
00:06:28.360 No
00:06:28.660 He'd have to figure it out
00:06:29.940 What I was saying
00:06:31.120 See like
00:06:31.860 If you've got Tom
00:06:32.580 That works in Asda
00:06:33.480 Yeah
00:06:33.900 Tom who works in Asda
00:06:35.540 Will cheat on you
00:06:36.200 One time
00:06:36.900 Yeah
00:06:37.420 See you later Tom
00:06:38.860 But if you've got
00:06:40.020 You know
00:06:40.380 Kieran who works up in the city
00:06:42.360 In the banking district
00:06:43.680 And what not
00:06:44.300 And he cheats on you
00:06:45.580 You might give him
00:06:46.660 One or two more chances
00:06:48.280 But generally speaking
00:06:49.340 Men are the same by the way
00:06:50.380 So like we
00:06:51.000 But not in cheating
00:06:52.040 But we alter our standards
00:06:53.760 To the other things
00:06:54.840 Depending on
00:06:55.520 How good the sex is
00:06:56.620 If your sex is amazing
00:06:57.940 I'll look
00:06:58.480 You'll tolerate a lot more stuff
00:06:59.800 Overlook the fact
00:07:00.480 That you're a slob
00:07:01.300 Or that you
00:07:02.160 You know
00:07:02.440 You're disorganised
00:07:03.360 Or you're not actually
00:07:04.600 You can't cook for shit
00:07:05.900 You can't cook for shit
00:07:05.920 Like yeah
00:07:07.160 I've been there
00:07:08.660 Where I've been like
00:07:09.360 But you know
00:07:10.260 It does make you
00:07:12.800 And women do the same thing
00:07:13.960 But in different ways
00:07:14.760 Yeah
00:07:15.100 Thanks
00:07:15.580 I have a question for the girls
00:07:17.520 Okay
00:07:17.880 Would you rather
00:07:18.660 How many kids do you guys
00:07:20.900 I know some of you have kids
00:07:22.420 I have just one
00:07:23.180 Do you want more?
00:07:24.540 I do yeah
00:07:25.060 Okay
00:07:25.420 How many do you want total?
00:07:27.420 Maybe like
00:07:27.940 Three in total
00:07:28.840 Three
00:07:29.280 How many kids do you want?
00:07:30.640 How many kids do I want?
00:07:31.500 Yeah
00:07:31.680 Probably about four
00:07:33.740 Okay
00:07:34.180 Four kids
00:07:34.860 Yeah
00:07:35.260 Better get moving girl
00:07:36.560 I've got some already
00:07:38.840 Oh you have some?
00:07:40.220 I've got two
00:07:40.640 Okay
00:07:40.960 So now you want two more
00:07:41.880 Okay
00:07:42.180 What about you?
00:07:45.180 I always want each
00:07:46.780 More than five
00:07:48.860 Okay
00:07:49.960 I'd be happy with two
00:07:52.880 One boy one girl
00:07:53.900 Okay
00:07:54.280 So how much
00:07:55.660 Do you guys think
00:07:56.180 It costs a year
00:07:57.460 To raise
00:07:58.340 The amount of kids
00:07:59.540 You want
00:07:59.980 A lot
00:08:01.980 Especially
00:08:02.460 If you're a single mom
00:08:04.000 A lot
00:08:04.520 Okay
00:08:05.120 So
00:08:06.920 So if you have two choices
00:08:08.560 Guy A
00:08:09.340 You have to work
00:08:10.760 Until you're 65
00:08:11.760 70
00:08:13.400 We're going to
00:08:13.820 Up it to 70
00:08:14.600 And you have to work
00:08:15.760 30 hours a week
00:08:16.700 While being a mom
00:08:17.440 Okay
00:08:18.660 Guy B
00:08:19.740 Takes care of everything
00:08:21.040 But he steps out
00:08:21.820 From time to time
00:08:22.580 But you don't ever
00:08:23.240 Have to work again
00:08:23.980 And you're done
00:08:24.480 I already work
00:08:26.480 40 hours a week
00:08:27.840 So it's fine
00:08:28.680 Yeah but now you get to work zero
00:08:29.820 I've been in relationships
00:08:32.000 Where it's been 60
00:08:32.920 40 my ends
00:08:33.780 And then we'll both be paying
00:08:34.900 Like 50-50 on the bills
00:08:36.280 And then I'll be cooking
00:08:37.120 Cleaning
00:08:37.580 Doing the washing
00:08:38.440 And I'll be doing
00:08:40.700 Grocery shop as well
00:08:42.080 But I don't think
00:08:42.900 I could do that again
00:08:43.760 That was a lot
00:08:44.580 And imagine looking
00:08:46.660 After a kid as well
00:08:47.580 You would take which one
00:08:48.420 I would probably say B
00:08:49.320 The guy who paid for everything
00:08:50.900 Yeah
00:08:51.280 Okay
00:08:52.080 She's honest
00:08:54.040 I think most girls
00:08:54.840 Would take B
00:08:55.440 I would
00:08:57.080 I would
00:08:57.100 Because I've been there
00:08:57.820 I mean I'm just thinking
00:08:59.880 Like
00:09:00.180 So you're taking the easy way out
00:09:02.020 That's exactly what I was going to say
00:09:03.680 It doesn't mean I wouldn't contribute
00:09:04.820 I would still contribute
00:09:06.100 No I mean 40 years is a long time
00:09:08.720 You're not going to have the same energy
00:09:09.920 You do at 40 years
00:09:10.720 But I would still
00:09:11.700 But at the same time
00:09:13.180 I do love what I do
00:09:14.120 And I love it with a passion
00:09:15.480 Regardless
00:09:15.880 And I did it without money
00:09:17.340 So I still want to
00:09:18.240 You know
00:09:18.760 Some kind of
00:09:19.440 Control over me doing
00:09:20.860 Some kind of work
00:09:21.660 You can still
00:09:22.280 Sorry
00:09:22.940 What is it you do for a living?
00:09:25.260 I direct, model and dance
00:09:27.020 Okay
00:09:27.560 Yeah I do like commercials
00:09:28.640 Like adverts on TV and stuff
00:09:30.160 It's a fun
00:09:30.920 I mean
00:09:31.440 I'm not saying it's an easy job
00:09:33.660 But it's a fun job
00:09:34.560 Something that you look forward to going to
00:09:36.560 Yeah
00:09:36.800 Not all of it is easy
00:09:38.000 Some of it is hard
00:09:38.640 Would you say out of the two options
00:09:39.840 That you presented
00:09:40.400 That B would be the easier way out
00:09:42.860 It would be
00:09:43.520 It is
00:09:44.060 It is
00:09:44.560 It is
00:09:45.340 So we need to keep that energy then
00:09:46.680 It is the easiest
00:09:47.180 When we look at OnlyFans creators
00:09:49.000 And say that we've taken the easy way out
00:09:50.660 No no no no
00:09:51.400 I trigger you
00:09:52.700 No I like consistency
00:09:55.200 As he said
00:09:55.980 I don't like hypocrites
00:09:56.880 So when he pulled me up
00:09:57.640 He's right
00:09:58.460 He's right
00:09:58.840 When you were right
00:09:59.660 You were right
00:10:00.060 But if we're going to go
00:10:01.380 And say that you're going to go for plan B
00:10:03.040 Then please
00:10:03.840 We can't have the energy
00:10:04.940 I'm talking about OnlyFans creators
00:10:06.740 I'm A
00:10:07.560 No no I'm talking about the B's in the room
00:10:09.260 Don't then say
00:10:10.680 You took the easy way out
00:10:11.940 Because you've just confessed with your own mouth
00:10:13.180 That if you had the opportunity
00:10:14.180 Between the hard and the easy way out
00:10:15.460 You took the easy way
00:10:16.160 But I think in life
00:10:17.400 Most people take the easy way
00:10:19.120 It just depends
00:10:20.400 It just depends if it interferes with your morals and values
00:10:24.980 So it's like
00:10:26.040 The thing that surprised me as a man in this day and age
00:10:29.760 Is like knowing how many women have to work these days
00:10:32.320 Is when I was in situations where I was able to say to women
00:10:36.360 You don't have to work anymore
00:10:37.540 I'm going to look after you all of that
00:10:39.220 The lack of appreciation
00:10:41.140 Staggering
00:10:42.860 Staggering
00:10:44.000 I'm talking like
00:10:45.100 Within a couple of months
00:10:46.300 They're acting like they've always been this way
00:10:48.160 They have like this memory
00:10:50.320 You know you're the men in black
00:10:51.720 Where they delete the memory
00:10:52.860 It was like they'd never worked the day in their life
00:10:54.780 So women get comfortable fucking super quick
00:10:57.300 And that surprised me
00:10:58.840 More than anything
00:10:59.840 No I believe exactly what you're saying
00:11:01.140 I feel like the majority of females nowadays
00:11:02.940 Are taking the plan B
00:11:04.340 Nowadays
00:11:05.220 That's why guys aren't really taking them serious
00:11:07.220 And I feel like that's just the way it is
00:11:09.860 Yeah but then if you as a man are going to a woman saying
00:11:12.620 I can offer you this and I can offer you that
00:11:14.300 Of course a woman's going to be like
00:11:15.260 Do you know what
00:11:15.700 Let me take that offer then
00:11:16.740 No but I feel like
00:11:17.620 You've got to think of it like this
00:11:18.800 You're going to a job interview yeah
00:11:20.120 You're going
00:11:20.840 I don't know
00:11:22.560 You've gone to Starbucks for instance
00:11:24.780 Starbucks is offering you a manager role
00:11:26.840 For 30 grand a year
00:11:28.660 You go to another Starbucks
00:11:30.240 That Starbucks is offering you 40 grand a year
00:11:32.500 For the same job
00:11:33.200 Which one are you going to pick?
00:11:35.100 No I get it
00:11:36.080 But I'm just saying from a guy's point of view
00:11:38.300 Just in this day and age
00:11:40.180 I just feel like girls don't really put in that effort
00:11:42.720 Girls don't really show that appreciation
00:11:44.840 They just want
00:11:45.380 Same like a girl
00:11:47.040 Not long ago where
00:11:49.220 She's messaged me on Instagram
00:11:51.440 Like blah blah blah
00:11:53.180 Spoke a little bit through Instagram
00:11:55.900 And then she's turned around
00:11:56.660 Oh yeah she's been
00:11:57.480 I'm like oh what are you doing this week?
00:11:58.700 She's telling me
00:11:59.280 Oh so where are you taking me?
00:12:01.640 But you've messaged me
00:12:02.700 What do you mean where am I taking you?
00:12:04.060 Like I don't
00:12:05.220 Do you know what I mean?
00:12:06.000 Instead of thinking
00:12:06.620 Instead of her saying
00:12:07.660 Oh like this week
00:12:09.460 I'm free
00:12:10.060 If you're free
00:12:10.540 I will take you somewhere
00:12:11.840 I will grab a drink
00:12:12.620 Or let me cook you dinner
00:12:13.780 Cook you dinner
00:12:14.680 Do you know what I mean Paul?
00:12:15.520 Something like that
00:12:16.220 That's more appreciation
00:12:17.340 That's what makes
00:12:17.960 The growth of a man
00:12:19.160 To go towards a female
00:12:20.180 I've had like
00:12:21.260 I've been fairly successful
00:12:22.620 On the old internet
00:12:23.460 And I've been dating websites
00:12:24.740 Not once has a girl said
00:12:26.200 Let me come over and cook you dinner
00:12:27.660 Never
00:12:27.880 The onus is on the man
00:12:29.240 And I've got no problem with that necessarily
00:12:30.940 Because I'm old school
00:12:31.860 And I don't mind taking the woman out
00:12:32.880 But that would blow my fucking mind
00:12:34.680 If a woman said
00:12:35.240 That would be like
00:12:35.720 Wow
00:12:36.380 Maybe she is why
00:12:37.360 Can you imagine?
00:12:38.020 That's what would make a guy
00:12:38.900 More growth
00:12:39.460 Like build that growth
00:12:40.300 Towards a woman
00:12:40.920 I'll do that next time
00:12:41.320 Now you're going to get women
00:12:43.580 Didn't you?
00:12:44.040 I'll cook you dinner
00:12:44.680 I'm not as stupid as I'm not cooking
00:12:49.140 I'm a good man
00:12:50.320 I can make
00:12:52.180 I'm a good fucking cook
00:12:53.140 What's your favourite dish?
00:12:54.500 Can all of you girls cook?
00:12:56.120 Yeah
00:12:56.520 I'm freaking foods
00:12:57.620 What's your speciality?
00:13:00.360 Cheese on toast?
00:13:01.680 No
00:13:01.900 I'm playing
00:13:03.460 I'm playing
00:13:03.800 I'm trying to get myself