JustPearlyThings - June 01, 2023


The Truth About The Church and Born Again Virgins!


Episode Stats

Length

9 minutes

Words per Minute

230.93372

Word Count

2,268

Sentence Count

1

Misogynist Sentences

26

Hate Speech Sentences

19


Summary

In this episode we talk about the church and how it s a breeding ground for hoes. We talk about how women in the church get screwed by the men in church and why women in church don t deserve it.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 have a whole theory i don't know if i should say okay i have a whole theory that like the church
00:00:06.640 is actually like a homemaker and like it's actually like a a breeding ground for hoes
00:00:11.580 and i'll tell you i'll tell you why okay because it's like what they'll do is they'll have these
00:00:17.020 chastities and i remember being in high school because i've always been me you know i've always
00:00:20.500 kind of like thought the way i do but i was just like a young pearl in high school and we had this
00:00:24.300 chastity speaker and i was thinking like basically she went up and she said i got ran through but
00:00:28.620 then i found god you know praise god and then the husband was like and then the husband was like
00:00:33.280 oh yeah and i i found her after this and like i was a virgin and i waited and she and it's oh and i
00:00:38.440 realized it was like it's always the women who didn't wait and i'm like oh it's like they're kind
00:00:42.300 of marketing you can be a hoe and then find a husband like it's like a marketing like i don't
00:00:47.040 think they mean to but i'm like oh it's like that's what they're marketing to young women and i remember
00:00:51.660 like wanting to like ask this question but but catholic school couldn't handle me but you know
00:00:57.860 and so and so then and so then it's like on top of that the pastors have this reputation for screwing
00:01:04.400 the congregation right that's like that's like yeah that's like that's that's a common thing i guess
00:01:08.420 it wasn't it wasn't it was i've heard it i've heard it i've heard it here i've heard it in both
00:01:13.640 places but and i'm like why is there this stereotype they must do it a lot right justin bieber's like
00:01:18.760 priest or whatever pastor came out and i'm like no wonder they preach forgiveness because he wants to
00:01:23.420 screw all the hoes and so what he's saying is he's saying all of you guys can wait i'm gonna screw
00:01:28.600 them and add to the bodies and then you guys can all marry them after i'm done and that's my kind
00:01:35.320 of preacher and that's and that's why i have this theory that like a church is really like that's why
00:01:41.160 that's why the guys will because the guys will all tell me the girls are worse in the church and i'm
00:01:44.700 like why would they be worse because they basically market that you can be a hoe forever and then get a
00:01:49.340 husband at the end and so then all the hoes go so you're saying it's a whole show so it's a whole
00:01:53.320 show yeah yeah yeah it's a whole show yeah yeah go ahead i want to ask everybody have you ever seen
00:02:02.280 how the women i'm going to say black women because white women don't dress that good um
00:02:06.360 am i lying i don't get involved enough i love women i ever see the black woman go to church right
00:02:15.360 how she dresses what how much cleavage she shows what how much heels the height how the makeup
00:02:22.060 and the hair how she can walk up and wine better in church than as she was in a rave i'm not gonna
00:02:28.620 lie i've drive past a church going football on a sunday morning i've nearly crashed my car
00:02:35.220 i'm like you're asking where's all these girls going like it's sunday morning
00:02:40.160 she just called she just called you first no but hear what i'm saying sunday morning
00:02:45.940 sunday morning i heard it but sunday morning you're going football like you still got sleep in your eye
00:02:50.940 you're seeing a a a herd of of beautiful women and they don't look like they're going to church in
00:02:56.080 they're just coming back from the rain i'm saying where what's going where they they must have come
00:03:00.300 back from britston mass not going to britston mass and the women dressed like that from the night
00:03:04.120 before to get the men and nine times out of ten those women in church get run through by the men
00:03:09.380 that are visiting because they got a habit of bringing in the men and the mother and the mothers
00:03:13.540 and the mothers and the mothers don't forget the mothers you know because the mothers yeah
00:03:18.400 will encourage them to look your best your sunday best you know the worst thing about it is
00:03:24.060 imagine if the pastors came forward okay imagine if they said okay like because that like they'll
00:03:33.780 say they'll say you could be saved right like the like the hoes they'll be like hoes come to church
00:03:37.840 i mean they don't say it like that so they basically say hoes come to church because you can be forgiven
00:03:41.640 for everything imagine if they said men don't accept that don't you like wait for the next round of
00:03:46.960 women leave them in church right they will what i believe no the geeks no but i'm saying no you're
00:03:53.340 right you're right that's why like that's why i've got there aren't a lot of guys in general
00:03:56.840 walk into any church it's 70 to 80 percent women but just imagine if they flipped it and they said
00:04:01.240 don't accept that for like the same way they'll tell men and i can't i'm trying to articulate this
00:04:05.520 right but the same way they'll tell women like your husband should be this this this you should be
00:04:09.060 equally yoked a man of god blah blah blah blah blah blah but it's like they don't say to the men
00:04:13.900 don't date these ran through girls don't do it you don't deserve that you deserve better you should date
00:04:18.920 this this and this like it's always what the women should expect from a husband you know what
00:04:22.700 because the men that go to church have less body count than the women that go to church yeah i know
00:04:27.020 but no but i think that's why though because the men that actually understand female nature they think
00:04:32.560 this is nonsense it's all the simps that are in the chair i think they're trying to sell a pig in a bag
00:04:37.240 i think they're trying to sell a pig in a bag i think they're saying do you know what
00:04:40.620 we got all these women and they're all whores and we don't know what to do so you know we got
00:04:44.040 like men they're really nice they're christians that you take them because nobody outside church
00:04:49.480 is going to want them so they might as well take the ones that are in no i think they want to keep
00:04:52.760 the women single in the church because they have to make money off of them like each each girl gives
00:04:56.500 how much a week and like that's that's the thing it's kind of like it's weird because they ask for
00:05:01.360 donations but when there's more single homeless women over the age of like that's the fastest growing
00:05:07.520 homeless population single women and so if they're if they're giving like a hundred bucks a week let's
00:05:12.940 say that's 400 a month times that by a year that that's a retirement account go ahead similar
00:05:17.200 i don't want to say similar to a club environment the more attractive women you attract to this club
00:05:24.740 the more willing willing with the hand open men to table bottles is gonna it's got more money
00:05:31.840 right so the men are gonna come and spend their money the men put notes in the charity book
00:05:36.660 because when you're young yeah when you're young yeah it's like you're not necessarily just going
00:05:43.060 to your local church you're going to the popular church the church that's popping yeah that's got
00:05:47.900 that young good looking environment that's the one you're going and you're going there in your best
00:05:53.680 you're waking up early sunday morning in your drip like what yo but even in the church like i remember
00:06:00.420 being in and i've always been me so i've always had these thoughts but i remember being like younger and
00:06:04.680 they would say make a list of the things you want in your future husband and i'm like why don't they
00:06:08.180 say that to the men make a list of what you want in your future wife but the problem is none of the
00:06:12.640 girls in the congregation can meet that so basically all these women just going to church to find the
00:06:18.280 good guys because they're tired of all the bad boys i think i think that's that's that's like the
00:06:23.100 common response but a lot of times the girls go and and this is i i hear it from from guys that
00:06:28.660 it's 28 29 30 right when time's running out is when they tend to go to church and if they do get to
00:06:33.640 church young they leave right when they get to college and so it's like but that's your church
00:06:37.880 i'm not talking about my church i'm talking about general feedback i wouldn't even say i'm crazy
00:06:45.120 religious but i'm saying that's general feedback i've just gotten from men that they have their
00:06:49.940 experience like different churches same experience wow those are my churches because my church i've seen
00:06:55.680 so many churches with young people i don't know let's show me i need to see the evidence in it
00:06:59.180 but i think i've seen it who said their church ain't like that my church ain't like that
00:07:03.920 listen if someone in the church someone from your church a gal is busting up with a man right now from
00:07:09.440 your church 100 or maybe because human beings are attracted to men and they have sex but they're
00:07:13.240 not going to church for that yeah that's not the reason they're going to church yeah that's not
00:07:17.240 the reason they're going to church i don't mean that's in the region they're going to church
00:07:18.860 she listen did you say they're going to church to get husband and all that mollocks that's not
00:07:23.180 the only reason that's not yeah that's not the reason i get close to the lord that's why
00:07:27.380 most people you could do that for your yard you could do that with your bible
00:07:30.180 but not people don't not everyone believes that i'm not saying i'm not gonna say on the topic of
00:07:35.860 going to church and making it all about like relationships and stuff i when i went to church
00:07:40.040 i recently found god properly and started going to church and stuff and it had nothing to do with
00:07:44.060 no man no relationship it was because i was dealing with my own internal traumas and god was my backbone
00:07:50.600 god was my safe place so i wanted to explore was it ft what type of trauma was it was it no ft no it
00:07:58.120 wasn't i don't know what that is um funny trauma oh yeah see auntie look what you've done now
00:08:03.600 no no not the ft no ft no comment no it was no ft it was it was like just emotional trauma of
00:08:11.320 bad events right you see that's what i'm telling you guys go there to see comfort you know no but
00:08:16.780 we go there to see comfort from christ and i feel like i went my last point and then i'll stop is that
00:08:21.500 i feel like for me it's because i've had emotional trauma i was learning more about god at home and i
00:08:27.180 wanted to go to church more because i wanted to learn more from people who have spent years studying it
00:08:31.520 preaching it mastering it that sort of stuff so my point is i'm just saying it ain't always about
00:08:36.080 this sexualization or of women going to church have the back of bad relationships because not
00:08:40.500 not every woman is doing that you might you might not say it's not all women i i agree with you it's
00:08:45.620 just funny when women always seem to come after a hoe face that's just what i've heard from the men
00:08:51.100 it's just it's just interesting how right after the hoe face now you're here personally i went to
00:08:56.160 church when i when i was younger and my dad made me go and i went and i had a good time and then
00:09:02.620 as i got older i kind of dropped it out and i went for a time in my life in 2013 and um i feel like a
00:09:08.980 lot of people speak to god when they're balls deep in the shit or when they when they need a bit of
00:09:12.900 guidance or need a bit of help not like oh god you know i'm doing good and xyz i feel like back then
00:09:18.640 i looked to god to help me in a situation and god's told me that the outcome that i wanted to happen
00:09:23.980 ain't gonna happen and guess what it never happened god was right and from then i said you know what
00:09:28.680 there is someone up there i'm not crazy so i am a christian and from a young age my stepdad
00:09:34.420 wanted me my dad wanted me to be a christian but i feel like i find that space within myself and i
00:09:40.060 don't go church but i'm still a christian and i didn't go to church to find dick i was like 10 or
00:09:44.560 scene do you know what i mean when's the last choice but i had sex go there now go there now