JustPearlyThings - November 15, 2023


This Is The Most Disgusting Twitch Streamer


Episode Stats


Length

3 minutes

Words per minute

148.67123

Word count

593

Sentence count

55

Harmful content

Misogyny

10

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Toxicity

18

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Hate speech

9

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Summary

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A Twitch star is making beer with her own vaginal yeast and she says, they will probably drink it. This is gross and I think we re nearing the end times. I think if I was God and I was looking down at this story and I thought I created Adam and Eve and I created this beautiful garden, and I said, don t listen to that serpent over there, just enjoy the garden and listen to me, be amazing. And I saw what's going on now. I would just send the asteroid because right now we have a Twitch star that is making BEER with HER OWN VAGINAL YELLOW.

Transcript

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Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
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Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 I think we're nearing end times.
00:00:02.340 I think if I was God and I was looking down at this story
00:00:05.400 and I was God and I thought I created Adam and Eve
00:00:09.220 and I created this beautiful garden
00:00:10.940 and I said, guys, don't listen to that serpent over there.
00:00:15.200 Just enjoy the garden and listen to me, be amazing.
00:00:18.600 And I saw what was going on now.
00:00:20.240 I would just send the asteroid
00:00:21.460 because right now we have a Twitch star 0.97
00:00:23.820 that is making beer with her own vaginal yeast. 1.00
00:00:30.000 And she says, they will probably drink it.
00:00:37.640 So this very respectable Twitch star.
00:00:44.180 Guys, sometimes I'm so embarrassed to be a woman.
00:00:47.020 I know you guys say, Pearl, Pearl, do you hate women?
00:00:51.060 And my answer is no.
00:00:52.640 But when I see stories like this, I kind of do.
00:00:57.240 I kind of do like what?
00:00:58.680 This is so embarrassing.
00:01:01.860 Ladies, this is so embarrassing. 0.99
00:01:03.900 This is, and I know, I know what she'll say.
00:01:06.120 Well, well, if the OnlyFans model,
00:01:08.840 they wouldn't do any of this stuff
00:01:10.580 if the men didn't fund it.
00:01:12.320 Okay, that's equally embarrassing. 0.61
00:01:14.460 But guys, just because there are crackheads,
00:01:18.220 should I become a drug dealer?
00:01:19.420 Am I then not responsible for being a drug dealer?
00:01:23.080 No!
00:01:24.720 No!
00:01:25.660 The most embarrassing one is the girl that did this.
00:01:30.340 This is so gross.
00:01:32.640 All right, Twitch star making beer 0.99
00:01:34.080 with her own vaginal yeast. 1.00
00:01:35.980 Twitch and OnlyFans personality,
00:01:38.400 Caitlin Siragusa, known as Amorath,
00:01:42.260 is collaborating with the Polish beer company.
00:01:45.100 A beer company is backing.
00:01:46.660 And this goes back to show,
00:01:48.640 women can't do anything without men helping them do it. 1.00
00:01:50.960 I can't even read this without getting triggered.
00:01:53.080 All right, let me try again.
00:01:54.620 The Polish beer company,
00:01:56.620 the order of Yoni to create a unique beer.
00:02:00.060 Well, yeah, that's unique.
00:02:01.640 What are you?
00:02:02.500 All right.
00:02:02.840 The beverage,
00:02:03.720 part of the company's sensational themed drinks,
00:02:06.720 incorporates lactic acid
00:02:08.560 from Siragusa's vaginal yeast 0.78
00:02:11.080 to enhance the taste.
00:02:13.140 Ew.
00:02:13.540 Ew, ew.
00:02:14.380 Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew.
00:02:15.860 Ew.
00:02:17.060 Ew. 0.95
00:02:17.420 That is disgusting. 0.92
00:02:18.780 She collected her sample through a pap smear 0.70
00:02:21.640 and the process involves isolating
00:02:24.600 and cleaning bacteria for beer production.
00:02:27.540 The company claims that using vaginal lactobacillosis
00:02:32.100 promotes fertility and sensuality.
00:02:34.840 Well, I'm sure they would say that.
00:02:37.900 I would say, 0.99
00:02:38.720 if I was selling a beer with vagina juices in it, 1.00
00:02:42.180 I would sure as hell, 1.00
00:02:43.400 I would sure as shit say, 0.99
00:02:44.940 oh, oh, there's these amazing health benefits. 0.98
00:02:48.680 Despite popular skepticism,
00:02:51.100 Siragusa is confident her personalized beer
00:02:53.860 will be popular.
00:02:55.560 Does this woman call herself an entrepreneur? 1.00
00:02:58.300 The order of the Yoni has similar drinks
00:03:01.380 named after seductive models
00:03:03.040 with no release date specified
00:03:05.540 for Siragusa's creation.
00:03:07.720 I am embarrassed.
00:03:08.780 When they said smash the patriarchy,
00:03:10.660 this is not what they meant, ladies.
00:03:12.360 When they said women's empowerment, 0.97
00:03:13.880 this is not what they meant.
00:03:15.200 And you guys, okay,
00:03:16.560 and you guys think that I'm crazy when I say things. 0.99
00:03:19.260 Like I think women have lower mental capabilities than men. 1.00
00:03:22.900 You guys think I'm insane 1.00
00:03:24.300 when I say the modern woman today is an absolute whore. 1.00
00:03:28.000 But we're making beer out of vaginal yeast. 1.00
00:03:33.560 This is 2023.
00:03:35.420 So Cleavage Crumbs says, 1.00
00:03:38.600 in 1903, the first airplane takes to the sky.
00:03:42.260 1969, the man lands on the moon.
00:03:44.540 And 2023, vaginal yeast gets monetized.
00:03:48.180 I think this is one of those days
00:03:49.500 where I am just speechless.
00:03:51.260 I am speechless.
00:03:52.860 This is what awaits us if Biden wins in 2024.
00:03:55.720 Paganism is back in fashion. 0.96
00:03:58.500 This is disgusting. 0.98