JustPearlyThings - August 29, 2023


What Makes A Woman High Value?


Episode Stats

Length

10 minutes

Words per Minute

180.28667

Word Count

1,937

Sentence Count

338

Misogynist Sentences

45

Hate Speech Sentences

19


Summary

In this episode, we discuss what an A woman looks like, how a B woman looks, and how a C woman looks. We also discuss what a A man looks like and why a woman should get an A.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 What I wanted to do was another whiteboard thing.
00:00:04.400 So again, you know, I was, we had the conversation as women.
00:00:07.640 Why can't we rate each other?
00:00:09.460 Right?
00:00:09.740 Like what?
00:00:10.480 So what I wanted to do, it's not what you think.
00:00:14.240 What I wanted to do is offer grades like in school.
00:00:18.160 We're going to do A, B, C, D, F on the whiteboard.
00:00:22.560 Right?
00:00:22.740 Is that how you guys do it?
00:00:23.460 You have the same grading system?
00:00:24.880 Yeah.
00:00:25.260 There's an E as well.
00:00:26.100 You have E?
00:00:26.680 I'll add an E.
00:00:27.220 A, B, C, D, E, F.
00:00:28.200 All right.
00:00:28.420 And we're going to, we're going to rate.
00:00:29.480 What is an A woman?
00:00:30.980 What is a B woman?
00:00:32.260 What is a C woman?
00:00:33.600 A D woman?
00:00:34.380 An E woman?
00:00:35.760 And an F.
00:00:36.580 So I'm going to go up there.
00:00:39.500 But think amongst yourselves.
00:00:41.240 What is an A woman?
00:00:42.560 Can we see like what the women think an A woman is and what the guys think an A woman is?
00:00:46.220 Oh, that's so great.
00:00:48.920 That's like the best idea.
00:00:51.040 You know what I think is interesting?
00:00:53.180 I think we would probably all unanimously agree what an A1 man is.
00:00:58.140 Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:00:58.720 I think everyone knows we'll be like, that's an A1.
00:01:01.980 But A1 woman will be debatable.
00:01:03.320 But A1 woman, I feel like, might seem different.
00:01:06.480 It'd be interesting to see.
00:01:08.100 Can I just say, just for something good for women in the room, right?
00:01:11.960 Like, kind of similar to what we were saying, that all the stuff here that we're kind of
00:01:17.680 talking about and saying, you know, as in like, you're getting this.
00:01:22.540 Guys who are telling you just the fair truth, most women have no idea and they won't because
00:01:27.640 most guys lie.
00:01:28.640 Yeah, yeah.
00:01:29.100 You're still all young enough to be in a position where you're not going to get to 45, single
00:01:34.620 and childless.
00:01:35.120 But like, I really want the family and I don't know why I fucked up.
00:01:37.840 But now reality's hit me.
00:01:39.560 Do you see what I'm saying?
00:01:40.140 And I know, like, what is a real woman?
00:01:43.280 I think all of that was preference.
00:01:45.460 Do you know what I mean?
00:01:46.100 Like, the same as what we say, what a real man is, it's actually about a preference of
00:01:49.060 the kind of man a woman wants.
00:01:51.740 But this conversation, like, there's value in this conversation.
00:01:54.500 Even if you disagree, at least you're aware of a different perspective because naturally
00:01:58.180 you start to look at things slightly different with a different lens and then you'll start
00:02:01.800 to recognize patterns and be like, fuck, that's what that is.
00:02:04.680 Well, I think you have to become the preference though.
00:02:06.940 Oh, well.
00:02:07.320 You have to become what the majority want or else you're not going to be one.
00:02:09.800 Well, I mean, if you want to serve on a guy, yeah, you have to be what you want.
00:02:13.180 So, let's ladies amongst ourselves, you know, girl code.
00:02:18.140 So, what I want, oh, okay, yeah, sure.
00:02:23.980 So, King, can you pull up Google?
00:02:26.620 Don't put it on the screen yet, but just get it ready.
00:02:29.580 So, for the women, I want to talk about what does an A woman look like?
00:02:34.680 How hot do you have to be to get an A?
00:02:37.660 Let's start.
00:02:39.140 Give me an example of a celebrity influencer that we can Google.
00:02:42.900 Everyone can see.
00:02:44.200 Adriana Lima.
00:02:45.560 All right, let's pull up Adriana Lima.
00:02:47.100 And we're going to, we're going to see if we all agree that that would be an A or.
00:02:53.420 I mean, she was, she, they said that she's, her face is so proportioned and everything.
00:02:58.320 So, she's.
00:02:59.760 Let's see.
00:03:00.620 Deemed as actually beautiful.
00:03:02.340 I mean, I read this, but let's see.
00:03:05.240 All right.
00:03:05.700 How many bodies can an A woman have?
00:03:11.940 An A, to get an A.
00:03:13.420 This is like.
00:03:14.080 Zero.
00:03:14.900 Zero?
00:03:15.660 One.
00:03:16.640 All right, one.
00:03:17.480 Zero, one.
00:03:18.360 We'll give her one.
00:03:18.780 Minus five.
00:03:20.740 All right, what do we agree?
00:03:21.940 So, all right.
00:03:22.260 So, who says zero is an A?
00:03:24.880 All right.
00:03:25.360 Who says one is an A?
00:03:26.520 Raise your hand.
00:03:27.940 All right.
00:03:28.260 Two bodies.
00:03:29.040 Raise your hand.
00:03:30.260 Two.
00:03:31.340 All right.
00:03:31.580 I'm going back to zero.
00:03:32.920 I'm going back to zero.
00:03:33.460 She says zero.
00:03:34.480 Who says three bodies?
00:03:36.100 Are you asking everyone in the room or just them?
00:03:37.640 No, the women first.
00:03:38.560 We're going to go to the men.
00:03:39.840 So, three.
00:03:40.760 All right.
00:03:41.040 So, who would we agree three or less?
00:03:43.180 Raise your hand if you say yes.
00:03:44.500 Three or less.
00:03:46.680 She says zero.
00:03:47.800 I say zero.
00:03:48.400 I say virgin.
00:03:49.300 Yeah, I say zero.
00:03:50.660 We're on the same.
00:03:51.740 Virgin.
00:03:52.020 But it's all right.
00:03:52.560 It's all right.
00:03:52.880 She says three.
00:03:53.760 What do you say?
00:03:54.660 Two.
00:03:55.280 All right.
00:03:55.860 Two.
00:03:56.540 I say zero.
00:03:57.660 Zero.
00:03:58.080 All right.
00:03:58.440 So, we'll do a comment.
00:03:59.620 What do you say?
00:04:00.160 How many?
00:04:01.660 I don't.
00:04:02.620 I don't want to comment.
00:04:04.480 I don't believe in grace.
00:04:05.680 I don't believe in grading women like that.
00:04:07.020 Like, you're literally.
00:04:08.480 Do you believe in grading men?
00:04:10.160 We're going to.
00:04:10.740 No.
00:04:11.000 Not at all.
00:04:11.760 If you had to choose someone.
00:04:13.200 I chose.
00:04:13.980 I'm not answering the question.
00:04:15.160 You know, we'll compromise.
00:04:16.260 We'll give her one mistake.
00:04:17.580 We'll give her one.
00:04:20.880 Yeah, she's fine.
00:04:22.920 Okay.
00:04:23.500 All right.
00:04:24.200 Ladies.
00:04:24.900 Is this.
00:04:25.380 Would you say.
00:04:26.220 I would say that she's pretty hot.
00:04:28.520 Yeah.
00:04:28.980 Yeah.
00:04:29.200 Would you guys agree?
00:04:29.740 She is known as one of the most beautiful women in the world.
00:04:33.080 Oh, nice eyes.
00:04:34.120 Okay.
00:04:34.500 We're going to.
00:04:34.920 What's her name?
00:04:35.560 I'll write it down.
00:04:36.080 Adriana Lima.
00:04:37.300 She's a Victoria's Secret supermodel.
00:04:39.300 Yeah.
00:04:43.280 Okay.
00:04:44.940 All right.
00:04:45.480 So.
00:04:46.580 Adriana Lima.
00:04:47.980 Do a couple pictures.
00:04:49.520 Just to double check.
00:04:50.200 Yeah.
00:04:50.660 I mean, we're not saying this is the only A woman.
00:04:53.100 This is just an example.
00:04:54.420 So.
00:04:54.600 But if we can.
00:04:55.600 I would.
00:04:56.260 I would say.
00:04:57.020 Yeah.
00:04:57.420 I'd say she's pretty hot.
00:04:58.340 Younger.
00:04:58.760 Like in her Victoria's Secret model days.
00:05:01.020 Yeah.
00:05:02.420 Yeah.
00:05:02.980 She's attractive.
00:05:04.140 Yeah.
00:05:05.120 Someone I would think of is.
00:05:07.040 What's her name?
00:05:13.460 Like not.
00:05:14.620 Oh, I'd say Margot Robbie, but not now.
00:05:17.280 Not now.
00:05:17.840 I would say 10 years ago, Margot Robbie.
00:05:19.440 Can you?
00:05:19.820 Yeah.
00:05:20.160 She's pretty.
00:05:20.600 She's only like 28, 27.
00:05:22.740 No, she's like 33.
00:05:24.120 Oh, is she?
00:05:24.620 Oh, is she?
00:05:25.040 She's still cute.
00:05:25.840 But I'm just saying.
00:05:26.580 She's not as hot as she used to be.
00:05:27.520 She's cute.
00:05:28.260 She's cute.
00:05:28.600 Yeah.
00:05:28.700 Like that.
00:05:29.520 But to Wolf of Wall Street, Margot.
00:05:31.340 Yeah.
00:05:31.540 It's just a different level.
00:05:33.200 Yeah.
00:05:33.480 Yeah.
00:05:33.600 Yeah.
00:05:33.800 Yeah.
00:05:34.000 She's hot.
00:05:34.640 Yeah.
00:05:35.220 Especially in that movie.
00:05:36.180 I think she's still fire, but.
00:05:37.960 Yeah.
00:05:38.780 Well, I said an A.
00:05:40.220 I think she's more of a B now.
00:05:42.820 You're like, you think she's an A minus.
00:05:44.820 Well, I don't know.
00:05:46.100 Okay.
00:05:46.400 Look at it.
00:05:46.960 She's hot.
00:05:47.460 She's pretty gorgeous.
00:05:48.380 Okay.
00:05:48.800 So we got the looks level.
00:05:51.220 Will we agree on that?
00:05:52.640 Anyone disagree?
00:05:54.800 No?
00:05:55.100 Okay.
00:05:55.940 What else?
00:05:56.900 What else does she need to have to get an A?
00:06:01.840 Great buddy.
00:06:02.580 Just wait a minute.
00:06:03.460 I'm going to do it later.
00:06:04.300 Great buddy.
00:06:05.100 Great buddy.
00:06:05.780 Like 10-10 body.
00:06:07.720 Well, that kind of goes.
00:06:08.640 Oh, okay.
00:06:09.040 You know, but like what else outside of looks?
00:06:11.340 No children.
00:06:13.800 Oh.
00:06:14.620 She's learning.
00:06:15.740 Oh my God.
00:06:16.940 We should have done this at the start.
00:06:18.120 You mentioned kids earlier as well, didn't you?
00:06:20.560 You mentioned kids earlier as well.
00:06:22.300 Okay.
00:06:23.520 We listed the whole time.
00:06:25.480 I know.
00:06:26.020 We should have started.
00:06:26.980 Yeah.
00:06:27.400 It's all right.
00:06:28.780 Okay.
00:06:29.240 What else?
00:06:30.120 What else?
00:06:30.560 Anyone?
00:06:33.560 Submissive.
00:06:33.880 Yeah.
00:06:36.200 Look at this.
00:06:37.760 Think about it.
00:06:39.760 It's not a coincidence.
00:06:42.480 She's like, I studied.
00:06:43.600 Yeah.
00:06:44.720 None of these would have been on their first time.
00:06:46.700 Would domesticated go in that one as well?
00:06:50.280 No.
00:06:50.940 Domesticated.
00:06:51.520 No.
00:06:52.200 Because someone could be submissive.
00:06:53.640 Cooking and cleaning.
00:06:55.380 Okay.
00:06:55.900 How can we measure the cooking?
00:06:57.720 Like, what does she have to know?
00:06:59.800 A real chef would know the answer.
00:07:01.200 She needs to be able to just like cook some like good homemade food for her man.
00:07:05.840 But like what?
00:07:06.640 Nice meals.
00:07:07.560 Like hearty meals.
00:07:08.540 Like what?
00:07:09.260 It depends on the man what he likes.
00:07:10.880 You know what's funny?
00:07:12.600 This is why I know like women today can't cook.
00:07:14.460 I can cook because it's like.
00:07:17.380 Real examples.
00:07:18.180 Whenever I ask a girl, I'm like, what?
00:07:19.940 It's when I'm like, what's your best dish?
00:07:20.760 I don't know.
00:07:21.080 What's your best dish?
00:07:21.680 Like a steak.
00:07:22.240 Fish and chips or?
00:07:23.060 Steak and like green vegetables.
00:07:25.380 Creamy Cajun.
00:07:25.780 That's what I was about to say.
00:07:26.580 Women that can't cook say steak.
00:07:29.840 What's your statement dish?
00:07:31.760 My statement dish.
00:07:33.160 What?
00:07:33.440 Seafood pasta.
00:07:35.340 Like a creamy Cajun like prawn pasta.
00:07:37.780 Lobster, linguine, something like that.
00:07:39.840 I just love my seafood, so.
00:07:41.560 So I say, I say she has to be able to bake from scratch.
00:07:46.060 That's something I would try to do.
00:07:48.000 Ain't nobody got time for baking.
00:07:50.640 Nobody may does.
00:07:51.920 We're flat.
00:07:54.520 No, it's not that difficult anymore.
00:07:57.120 Yeah.
00:07:57.760 But then health.
00:07:58.640 It's not difficult to bake.
00:08:00.460 You think?
00:08:01.080 I do.
00:08:01.520 Do you bake?
00:08:02.380 I know how to do it.
00:08:03.620 Okay.
00:08:04.440 I'm going to say she has to know how to make.
00:08:09.200 Hmm.
00:08:10.840 You know, she's an ace.
00:08:12.320 Let's say about 50 recipes from scratch.
00:08:15.420 Oh, God.
00:08:16.700 We have high standards.
00:08:17.780 Nigella Lawson.
00:08:18.520 I'm like the school of excellence.
00:08:21.920 Shout out to Lewis Howes.
00:08:23.300 You know what's so funny?
00:08:24.000 You can literally go on YouTube and learn how to cook.
00:08:26.980 But women can't even go on YouTube and learn how to bake.
00:08:30.040 That's crazy, man.
00:08:32.420 Do you know what?
00:08:32.980 Yeah.
00:08:33.100 I would kind of like round up the cooking bit just to say if they know how to like kill the sick
00:08:39.200 in the kitchen, then they know how to.
00:08:40.880 Because they know the basics of everything else.
00:08:42.320 Kill what?
00:08:42.640 Because they know what?
00:08:43.340 Heal the sick.
00:08:44.760 So if you're sick, they'll know how to heal you.
00:08:47.000 They can make ginger tea.
00:08:48.120 They can make, like, they can heal you with herbs or natural resources.
00:08:51.280 Then they'll know how to cook.
00:08:52.280 Home remedies.
00:08:53.240 Remedies, yeah.
00:08:53.860 Look at.
00:08:54.900 She's just been listening.
00:08:57.180 Absorbing it all in.
00:08:58.140 That's her, bro.
00:08:58.840 That's all her.
00:08:59.520 We didn't even touch on remedies.
00:09:00.560 I was like, oh, shit.
00:09:01.760 Yeah.
00:09:02.100 Remedies.
00:09:02.340 Yeah.
00:09:02.780 You're like, what's wrong with these?
00:09:04.080 Fuck.
00:09:04.440 Yeah.
00:09:05.240 She's been listening all show.
00:09:06.920 Yeah.
00:09:09.000 Okay.
00:09:09.460 Anything else should we add to the A?
00:09:12.280 Um.
00:09:16.240 Oh.
00:09:16.880 No abortions.
00:09:18.920 Damn.
00:09:19.280 Yeah.
00:09:20.500 Should have done that at the start of the show.
00:09:25.740 Oh, yeah.
00:09:26.260 Yeah.
00:09:26.780 According.
00:09:28.380 According to that.
00:09:29.220 You can take down the girl.
00:09:34.000 I mean, so I got one, but I want to see if anyone else thinks of it.
00:09:37.960 Oh, wait.
00:09:38.300 Two-parent household.
00:09:39.240 Sorry.
00:09:39.640 Mom and dad.
00:09:40.540 Two-parent household.
00:09:41.540 Oh, she can't leave.
00:09:43.900 She can't leave?
00:09:45.860 It's crooked now, isn't it?
00:09:49.260 Yeah.
00:09:49.860 Loyal.
00:09:50.380 Good one.
00:09:51.060 Loyal.
00:09:54.980 I'm going to add, you know, I think a guy, if he went home from work,
00:09:59.080 and got blowjobs and massages every day, he would be a happy camper.
00:10:04.580 You know what I mean?
00:10:06.220 Right?
00:10:06.680 Pilot.
00:10:07.240 Right?
00:10:07.680 100%.
00:10:07.960 Right?
00:10:09.260 You know what she's going to say is something outlandish.
00:10:11.820 Because she starts smiling just before she says something.
00:10:13.820 She starts laughing before she even says it.
00:10:15.920 All right.
00:10:20.100 Anything else, ladies?
00:10:24.160 Okay.
00:10:24.780 That's a queen.
00:10:25.220 It's all right.
00:10:25.540 This is a good.
00:10:26.220 I think most, I think the guys will.
00:10:28.040 Oh, wait.
00:10:28.320 I'll add one more.
00:10:28.960 Sorry.
00:10:29.720 Go ahead.
00:10:30.080 Go ahead.
00:10:30.460 Healthy.
00:10:31.400 Healthy.
00:10:32.000 Oh, yeah.
00:10:32.440 No fatty.
00:10:34.980 They're healthy internally with everything.
00:10:37.260 They're not sicky, sicky.
00:10:38.600 They don't have any diseases.
00:10:40.060 She's not wrong, to be fair.
00:10:41.080 Yeah.
00:10:41.600 Yeah.
00:10:42.580 We get it.
00:10:43.520 I'm, I get it.
00:10:44.520 Yeah.