You Would Not Believe What He Said
Episode Stats
Words per Minute
197.08157
Summary
In this episode the lads discuss safe sex, condom use and the dangers of having sex in public with women. We also have a special guest on the show to talk about his experience on the strip and the things he has done to girls.
Transcript
00:00:00.000
most women this guy's got stories i know uh well one that's just sprung to mind i had a girl in
00:00:05.520
a hotel and i i had to go i was working late i can't remember what was going on but uh and then
00:00:11.920
i went to a bar to meet a friend and then i picked up another girl and i got i got her in a hotel
00:00:17.440
nearby so there was two girls in two different hotels i want to say like within like five minute
00:00:25.600
walk of each other max and so i fucked the other girl left her in the hotel uh went to work had a
00:00:32.480
full day's work went back in the morning and then the first girl as well again so that was like so
00:00:38.000
right you left her there for 24 hours so no like it was like one girl at like 12 p.m one girl at like
00:00:43.120
12 uh at midnight and then one girl in the morning when i got three times with two girls i have a
00:00:49.600
question what percent of girls ask you guys to wear condoms uh well i mean when i was like yeah
00:00:57.680
when i was active yeah about 50 50 50 not enough no no yeah that is very scary i'm not talking if you
00:01:05.840
bring it up like they have to bring no no it's scary like if a female asked you would get a bit
00:01:09.520
like do you feel like it would ruin the moment no you have to you have to would you feel like it would
00:01:14.400
ruin any kind of no because it tells me that you're serious about your health but would you feel
00:01:19.360
um offended if i was to be like yeah here you go can you put that on well okay i'm a slightly
00:01:24.800
different situation because i've got tests every month so i can i just pull out my phone no but i'm
00:01:28.560
just in general if i like safe sex always man yeah okay it's not worth the ways
00:01:38.000
i can't like i have been kind of offended one not like i'm that guy anymore yeah but a few a few
00:01:43.920
times when they've like been like no you have to put something on then i'm like what does yeah what
00:01:47.680
she's trying to say but why would that offend you why would that offend you it just it will
00:01:52.400
offend me in a way to say like i don't know what whatever i know what it means she's insinuating
00:01:56.720
that there's something wrong there's something wrong with me do you know what i mean so
00:01:59.840
wait wait wait what percent of girls ask you to wear them out of 10. i would probably say four percent
00:02:08.240
wow four percent 40 but no four but listen listen listen listen let me see what about you i'm just
00:02:14.240
trying to get a percentage yeah i reckon probably 20 to 30 percent but i'll tell you what even i've
00:02:20.560
had a female say don't put don't put a condom on they've said yeah yeah all the time and i'm saying
00:02:26.720
let's do the demon time for you lads that's what's making me feel like what do you mean by that do you know
00:02:31.200
what i mean i was thinking what you mean by that don't put a condom okay what's the most demon time
00:02:34.960
thing you've done all right cool all right cool no judgment okay cool i remember in my younger days
00:02:45.600
everyone used to this tiger stuff and everyone used to be like oh you look like tiger all this stuff
00:02:50.480
and then i swear my life it must have been nine girls and how long man in one day what and i was in
00:02:58.720
iron apple and then i remember like there's three girls from manchester and it was like one girl was
00:03:03.040
fighting oh this is my whole life there was like no i was speaking to him first then obviously i'm
00:03:09.600
young so i'm with my guys and they're all laughing and stuff and then the other girl was like i spoke
00:03:14.400
to him first and three of i was like you can all come true then it was three of them they came then when
00:03:19.840
i went back on the strip her her friend was like oh my friends had an argument with my girl blah blah blah
00:03:26.000
um no my friends had an argument with all the girls um she's pissed off she was like they've left me
00:03:31.120
so i'm like okay cool what you trying to do she's like oh i can chill i will chill with you for a bit
00:03:36.000
until i fight like called like call them later she come back and then went back on the strip and then
00:03:41.840
there's another three girls and another girl and yeah so nine in one day you could have made money
00:03:48.240
from every single interaction yeah i ain't on your level yet
00:04:06.240
but it's been more there's too many stories but i'm gonna change guy now so yeah what about you demon
00:04:11.360
time um um i've slept with a girl's mom before wow
00:04:24.640
i respect your fucking honesty what does she know the door no does the girl know there's the door
00:04:31.360
she knows now she doesn't know she knows yeah yeah she knows she was okay with it
00:04:35.840
wait this guy's got away with all the time she didn't know at the time but i mean you know later
00:04:41.040
on in life just when you know you get older you work things out and you know it's just like like
00:04:46.160
i say honesty you know what i mean i mean we don't talk anymore did you know when you met her that
00:04:50.160
when you met the mother you were like yeah i would yeah you would know you would know straight
00:04:54.160
away i was younger and really and truthfully if i if i really think about it this was some um cougar
00:04:59.840
business no you know what i mean this was this was some real like i don't was it from a man's
00:05:04.640
point of view i don't know if it's classed as grooming or not you know what i mean how old
00:05:10.000
i was like 17. and how old was the mom obviously in her mid-30s you know you see if that was the
00:05:16.560
other way around exactly it's still grooming yeah in my eyes i know but notice how we're not as
00:05:23.600
scandalized if he said he was a girl and the dad did that to her how did that come up like so you're
00:05:33.200
hooking up with the daughter yeah i mean i was in a sort of situationship with the daughter and um
00:05:39.600
i would go around to the mom's well to the actual house where it was and um yeah just one of the
00:05:46.000
the times i got invited into the house thinking that i was waiting for the daughter to come down
00:05:50.560
and uh yeah she never came down yeah it was just the mom in the house and she presented herself in
00:05:56.240
it i've heard this before by the way the same thing it's not a rare for myself it's not a rare thing
00:06:06.000
a mate of mine had exactly the same thing his fiance um yeah he was waiting for her to come down almost
00:06:13.040
word for word yeah same thing mother comes out of the shower wearing a robe boom this is what it
00:06:18.720
was yeah it was the evening but he was young he was like 20 years old so he yeah he wasn't going
00:06:23.440
to say no because that's what young lads are like that's low yeah i'm not about that life
00:06:28.480
yeah yeah is he still married to her yeah i can't really say who is obviously that's mental
00:06:34.720
do you keep hooking up with the mom i don't think so but i really don't know i don't know i've
00:06:40.000
spoken them in a long time the divorce papers are getting sent off right now mate
00:06:45.120
you just triggered it okay okay all right ladies what's the most demon time thing you've done
00:06:49.680
oh my god yes this is what it's gonna get can we start on the left and go yeah the men's stories was
00:06:54.320
nothing i have no comment because i have not misbehaved like that so i have no comment the
00:07:14.880
flaws come on you must have okay are you telling me i got four random girls from london yeah nobody's
00:07:21.440
ever done anything demon time you've never had sex outside in the streets in a car park
00:07:32.240
you know how many girls in a cinema yeah wow you go girl yeah what did you do what you went full
00:07:38.080
for all or just uh no no no just hand oh just hand okay that's decent did he finish yeah yeah of course
00:07:52.000
he did yeah um come on man let's just be honest come on come on we all show that idea on the door
00:08:02.160
okay so went out um yeah i met a guy we always know not like that not like that not that we knew
00:08:10.720
each other from before went out and met him up again and then we all left the place went back to
00:08:16.880
a girl so she's got like her own house and it's got like so many rooms and then yeah we just kind
00:08:20.480
of did our thing in her house downstairs it's not that bad well it is bad because we're in someone else's
00:08:25.200
house like i think there's more to the story yeah yeah i'm trying to put everything on the
00:08:31.360
internet here gotta keep some class you know oh yeah skip i've already said like i don't know if
00:08:41.040
you talk about knocking boots in a car okay i've done that but i'm not out there isn't it funny how
00:08:46.400
we're all pretending like like like let's be real there is no way that none of you get like i'm sure
00:08:50.880
that there's some of you are innocent but there's no way that one of you girls have not had sex with
00:08:54.880
at least two men within a 36 48 hour period or whatever i fully believe that one of you is
00:09:01.120
but yeah because women's women's uh importance of their purity yeah is so important that you can't
00:09:08.160
say it and yet we can and yet we're talking about like cheating and how we need to be more open and
00:09:13.680
more honest and more truthful no one's being truthful that's a good question i have a question
00:09:20.560
who cheats more men or women women women 100 women and i told you what yeah so who gets away
00:09:26.000
with it more men or women you see for women all right women are very women you are hiding the
00:09:33.040
cheating you see i think what men need to realize and what men don't actually realize a lot of women
00:09:38.480
believe or not are actually willing to um work out in their relationship if a man cheats like a lot of
00:09:44.800
the time it's just when a man makes it a habit and shows no remorse yeah and have no respect yeah
00:09:52.720
that's what girls say if you would have just told me wait what were you gonna say uh uh women women
00:09:58.160
say that like uh if you would have just told me you know we would have been all right and everything
00:10:02.080
but women can't handle the truth any any guys ever told a woman about cheating yeah i told you i told you
00:10:07.520
you i had a plate for it yeah i don't recommend don't do it don't do it 100 but i can't blame
00:10:13.840
women though because one guy's remember some guys intentions are just to go out and get girls
00:10:18.160
one guy one guys have a fresh haircut it's for that purpose because if they didn't care about their hair
00:10:23.840
they'll be out but when you speak to a guy to be like if they say i'm not getting if i ain't got a
00:10:27.760
trim i'm not going out their purposes of going out to impress girls with having a girlfriend or not
00:10:34.080
but then you can't really blame the females because when they are speaking to girls they are
00:10:38.800
sending them a dream a lot of guys like that i can i want to take you out i want to do this i want
00:10:43.840
to do and then obviously girls are more um does that mean they're not responsible though women women
00:10:48.720
also have the responsibility to look and go whatever his actions say and you you can blame all on him
00:10:55.360
all you want but like you're a grown adult who can look at him and go what is he doing for you really
00:11:00.800
and then you base your opinion off of that because anyone can say anything no they do but girls just
00:11:05.200
get lost in the sauce and then it just comes it just becomes a habit it's not not happy it just
00:11:09.600
becomes uh how can i explain it it it's just an ongoing thing it just gets in too deep it maybe gets
00:11:15.200
two two months in three months in yeah girls start real and realizing changes from that guy like after a