Leo D.M.J. Aurini - November 06, 2012


Spider Jerusalem's Thoughts on Voting


Episode Stats

Length

1 minute

Words per Minute

166.56717

Word Count

186

Sentence Count

16

Misogynist Sentences

1

Hate Speech Sentences

4


Summary

Tonight we talk about voting with Spider Jerusalem! What do you think about the election? Who are you voting for? And as far as your eyes can see, they vote to fuck you with switchblades. That's voting.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Hi everybody, this is Dan Petke, your arts and entertainment vlogger here on the street.
00:00:07.000 And tonight we're going to talk about, oh my god, Spider Jerusalem.
00:00:10.000 Spider! Spider, what do you think about the election?
00:00:13.000 What? Who are you voting for? Who are you voting for?
00:00:16.000 Voting? Yeah. You wanna know about voting?
00:00:19.000 Well, I am here to tell you about voting.
00:00:21.000 Imagine, you're locked in a giant underground nightclub full of sinners, whores, freaks, and unnameable things that rape pitfalls for fun.
00:00:29.000 And you're not allowed out until you all vote on what you're gonna do tonight.
00:00:33.000 You like to go home and watch Republican party reservations.
00:00:36.000 They like to have sex with normal people using knives, guns, and brand new sexual organs that you would not know existed.
00:00:42.000 So you vote for television.
00:00:44.000 And as far as your eyes can see, they vote to fuck you with switchblades.
00:00:52.000 That's voting. You're welcome.
00:00:55.000 Well, there you have it, everybody. You've heard it straight from Spider Jerusalem himself.
00:01:02.000 This is Dan Pecky, your most interesting arts and entertainment vlogger here on the street.
00:01:06.000 Out.