Louder with Crowder - September 18, 2026


A Diabolical Dating Grift & The Most Insane Ad Campaign You've Ever Seen

Joe Rogan's Elitist A*shole Guest Wants You To Turn Texas Blue

Episode Stats


Length

10 minutes

Words per minute

92.33

Word count

951

Sentence count

120

People

Hosts:
Steven Crowder
Also mentioned:
Noodles Gerald Morgan Jr. Cap Morgan James O Firestein

Harmful content

Misogyny

12

sentences flagged

Toxicity

22

sentences flagged

Hate speech

9

sentences flagged


Transcript

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00:04:15.000 Rumble Premium and join now for $99 annually or $999 a month to get the entirely ad free experience and an ever expanding roster of content, creators, and free speech.
00:04:44.000 Wait, was that the mic on?
00:04:47.000 Yes.
00:04:47.000 Way to go, Noodles.
00:04:51.000 That was a beat.
00:04:52.000 What are you talking about? 1.00
00:04:53.000 Noodles, you sick guy. 1.00
00:04:56.000 You weirdo. 1.00
00:04:58.000 That's how I know it was you, because your best line was Noodles, you sick guy. 1.00
00:05:03.000 You person. 1.00
00:05:04.000 You could even come up with you, son of a bitch. 1.00
00:05:05.000 You sick human. 1.00
00:05:10.000 I thought, you know, the sound comes in after. 1.00
00:05:13.000 I didn't have my headphones on.
00:05:16.000 Yeah, that's a good excuse.
00:05:18.000 It's acid reflux.
00:05:19.000 It's a condition, Steven.
00:05:20.000 I can't help it.
00:05:22.000 No, no, I like just letting this play out.
00:05:23.000 The reason why is because I still need to bring up my map.
00:05:26.000 So I let you make your excuses so I don't have to make one.
00:05:32.000 The kiddos were running around the office and I was sweaty in the gym.
00:05:35.000 And so I was like, my heart rate is still going a mile a minute.
00:05:38.000 You guys ever get like, isn't it the worst question of the day?
00:05:40.000 After you shower, you're still sweating? 1.00
00:05:42.000 Oh, now I know how the Italians feel. 1.00
00:05:45.000 All right. 1.00
00:05:47.000 Gross.
00:05:48.000 A couple of things to get to.
00:05:50.000 The world's cringiest AI campaign is Friday, by the way.
00:05:53.000 So, if you're not a Rumble Premium Mug Club member, you're going to miss most of this.
00:05:56.000 Like, you're watching for a few minutes.
00:05:57.000 But we always do a Friday show live at 11 a.m. Eastern.
00:06:00.000 Bring up CNN, actually, right once you're done with that, so people can see nothing up our sleeves that we are live. 0.50
00:06:05.000 Hey, look, it's Black Eye.
00:06:06.000 This so far, how it played out.
00:06:08.000 You saw the other team.
00:06:08.000 Then we're going to talk about dating in San Francisco.
00:06:10.000 And don't you hate how everything's being renamed? 1.00
00:06:12.000 It's a lady charging for dates with some kind of, I don't know, AI thing that she's doing. 1.00
00:06:18.000 It's a scam. 1.00
00:06:19.000 It's a scam.
00:06:19.000 It's not a profession that I've heard of before.
00:06:21.000 Yeah.
00:06:22.000 We just call it something new.
00:06:23.000 It's like, no, I use AI to receive the bookings for when I fornicate for a fee. 1.00
00:06:30.000 It's like, oh, you're a prostitute. 0.99
00:06:31.000 No, This is optimized algorithmic fornication. 1.00
00:06:38.000 It's science. 1.00
00:06:40.000 You're a hooker. 1.00
00:06:41.000 You said AI was useless. 1.00
00:06:43.000 Come on. 0.65
00:06:44.000 Yay.
00:06:45.000 I never said it was useless. 0.99
00:06:46.000 There's Cap Morgan, CEO, professional liar. 0.79
00:06:50.000 I tell you, because I know you're taking these debate courses, because you've got to stop with the straw, but I've never said that it was useless. 0.98
00:06:55.000 No, I was totally kidding.
00:06:56.000 I was totally kidding.
00:06:57.000 You and I agree on this.
00:06:58.000 I was playing.
00:06:59.000 You know, we can all tell when your emails are sent out in their AI, right?
00:07:03.000 We can all tell.
00:07:07.000 I know when it's you.
00:07:09.000 Your office is glass.
00:07:11.000 I can see that you didn't send it.
00:07:14.000 Hello, subordinates.
00:07:15.000 It is I, Gerald Morgan Jr., the CEO of Louder with Crowder.
00:07:18.000 Behold my unicorn centaur physique.
00:07:22.000 Turn off King James.
00:07:24.000 Turn off King James version.
00:07:29.000 I love how Gerald's King James AI, only his writing is not the red letters because even his AI is like, you're not the.
00:07:38.000 Friday, October 23rd at Winter's Club, Pasadena, Texas.
00:07:42.000 Mr. Firestein, how are you?
00:07:43.000 Great.
00:07:43.000 Good.
00:07:44.000 Got all my burps out.
00:07:45.000 It's okay.
00:07:46.000 Got them all out.
00:07:47.000 I broke the Nespresso machine.
00:07:49.000 What?
00:07:50.000 Yeah, sorry about that.
00:07:51.000 Ours?
00:07:51.000 What'd you do?
00:07:52.000 Nah, I didn't break it.
00:07:53.000 Someone's going to fix it.
00:07:54.000 Well, did you break it or someone's going to fix it?
00:07:56.000 It was your dad.
00:07:56.000 Exactly.
00:07:57.000 Oh, well, that's okay.
00:07:58.000 He takes up handicapped spots and he wins in court. 0.99
00:08:02.000 By the way, the only reason we have it, we have it for decaf because we obviously drink a strange animal brew here, but sometimes people are like, I want to do an espresso. 0.69
00:08:08.000 And we're like, okay, you greasy guinea, let's go on too.
00:08:10.000 Yeah, who was that? 0.99
00:08:11.000 I don't know.
00:08:13.000 All right, all right, all right.
00:08:14.000 It's a mystery.
00:08:15.000 I couldn't tell the person in this next video.
00:08:17.000 This is fun.
00:08:17.000 It's Friday.
00:08:19.000 If it was a man or a lady, so let's just go with trans because that's what makes sense. 1.00
00:08:23.000 Here's a masseuse claiming that she can release trauma through massage. 1.00
00:08:29.000 Oh my gosh. 0.99
00:08:42.000 Was that a climax?
00:08:45.000 What happened?
00:08:46.000 She's telling him, she was like, it's not your fault.
00:08:48.000 And she's hugging him.
00:08:48.000 By the way, that's a rip off massage.
00:08:50.000 She's not doing anything. 0.99
00:08:50.000 She's not pressing on you. 0.99
00:08:52.000 Anything there.
00:08:52.000 It's like uncertified half assed CPR.
00:08:55.000 It's like just stretching.
00:08:58.000 It's like torture.
00:08:59.000 I sing the happy birthday song to get the pace.
00:09:01.000 Happy after that clip, she was waterboarding it.
00:09:06.000 Yeah, I know, I know that would have been more entertaining.
00:09:08.000 So she told the person, It's not your fault, and that released the trauma.
00:09:12.000 Now, I will say, uh, it doesn't seem there's no scientific basis, doesn't seem to work here, and it didn't work with that client's last therapist either.
00:09:21.000 It's not your fault, I know it's not your fault, all right?
00:09:28.000 It's not your fault.
00:09:33.000 It's not your fault.
00:09:35.000 Don't f with me.
00:09:40.000 It's not your fault. 0.69
00:09:41.000 Don't f with me, alright? 0.65
00:09:43.000 Don't f with me, Sean. 0.98
00:09:44.000 Not you.
00:09:44.000 It's not your fault.
00:09:49.000 Wah, wah!
00:09:50.000 Wah!
00:10:03.000 It's just, it doesn't have a good track record.
00:10:06.000 That being said, it's more individually.
00:10:08.000 How do you like them?
00:10:10.000 Apples!
00:10:12.000 It's true.
00:10:14.000 He's got some trauma to get out, I'm sure.
00:10:16.000 Hey, you like massages?
00:10:18.000 How do you like that?