Louder with Crowder - September 17, 2026


Joe Rogan's Elitist A*shole Guest Wants You To Turn Texas Blue

Holdout Juror Identified & He is a Clancy Fan's Worst Nightmare

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00:00:00.000 We want to build a much better, believable people.
00:00:04.000 And we must do it non-fatal.
00:00:07.000 Communication very much higher.
00:00:10.000 America first.
00:00:11.000 To lead by an A. Insiders fighting for insiders.
00:00:15.000 Time to stop.
00:00:17.000 Insiders fighting for insiders.
00:00:19.000 More of.
00:00:20.000 Insiders fighting for insiders.
00:00:22.000 Time to stop.
00:00:24.000 Insiders fighting for insiders.
00:00:27.000 America first.
00:00:28.000 Love the flow.
00:00:32.000 69, now it's time for new believable people.
00:00:37.000 And we must do it.
00:00:39.000 If we don't control insiders, this will be over and over.
00:00:44.000 To lead it by an A. Big fat love, it's like common ground.
00:00:49.000 To hold the spread of lies.
00:00:52.000 And we must do it.
00:00:53.000 Big fat love, it's like common ground.
00:00:57.000 To hold the spread of lies. 0.58
00:01:00.000 And A. America first.
00:01:03.000 America first.
00:01:05.000 Non-fatal.
00:01:06.000 We want to build a much better, believable people.
00:01:11.000 And we must do it.
00:01:12.000 Non-fatal.
00:01:13.000 Communication very much higher. 0.98
00:01:16.000 America first.
00:01:17.000 To lead Biden in.
00:01:19.000 Insiders fighting for insiders.
00:01:22.000 Time to stop.
00:01:23.000 Insiders fighting for insiders.
00:01:25.000 More of.
00:01:27.000 Insiders fighting for insiders.
00:01:29.000 Time to stop.
00:01:30.000 Insiders fighting for insiders.
00:01:33.000 America first.
00:01:35.000 Love the flow.
00:01:43.000 Hope everything turns out okay.
00:01:53.000 All the money in the cash register.
00:01:55.000 And Mr. Tuppenter, Tuppenter, Tuppenter, Tuppenter, and Mr. Tuppenter, Tuppenter.
00:02:32.000 Mr. Duncan is my own money Mr. Duncan is
00:03:22.000 Mr. Dumpling don't shoot the dead Welcome to the lineup live here on Rumble.
00:03:38.000 Each show rolls right into the next.
00:03:40.000 And we're here tomorrow, of course, as we always are.
00:03:42.000 But if you're not a Rumble Premium member, Mug Club member, you don't get to watch Friday.
00:03:45.000 It's a gift to them.
00:03:47.000 Bit to get to today.
00:03:49.000 Hey, remember, like everyone's been distracting from the Epstein files.
00:03:52.000 Would trying to impeach Pete Hegseth qualify? 0.93
00:03:54.000 Because this is also silly. 0.64
00:03:55.000 We'll get to that.
00:03:56.000 And Massey and his last sort of, I guess you'd say, his lap of relevancy.
00:04:01.000 He's done some good things, but this is not one of them.
00:04:04.000 Ron White was on Joe Rogan.
00:04:06.000 Very funny guy. 1.00
00:04:07.000 And as he once said, you can't fix stupid. 1.00
00:04:09.000 He thinks, hey, you know what? 1.00
00:04:10.000 Texas has been run by Republicans, conservatives for the last 30 years, and it's awful.
00:04:15.000 So let's let someone else have a try. 1.00
00:04:18.000 I could just say that, and that's the segment, and you go, well, that's stupid. 0.97
00:04:22.000 But we'll explain why that's not the case. 1.00
00:04:23.000 Travis Kelsey, married to a billionaire, for some reason got scammed by a pajeet, by a haji. 1.00
00:04:31.000 And for some reason, I don't know why, but it also bleeds into the fact that the. 1.00
00:04:39.000 There's no good way to approach it. 0.99
00:04:40.000 The guy from UT, one of the guys in the pictures, you know, the Indian Americans. 1.00
00:04:47.000 There are things that are incompatible with Western civilization, like Islam, right? 1.00
00:04:51.000 Or communism, or, for example, despising the nuclear family, insert whatever here. 0.94
00:04:57.000 I would also say we should have a ban, a federal ban, on any American's first name being diarrhea.
00:05:07.000 It's not compatible.
00:05:08.000 I don't want to say it.
00:05:09.000 I don't want to address you that way.
00:05:10.000 Just like I don't want to use your preferred pronouns.
00:05:13.000 I will not refer to you as Mr. Diarrhea, but that's his name. 0.58
00:05:17.000 On with the show.
00:05:18.000 You've been failed as students.
00:05:20.000 You've been failed.
00:05:21.000 It's time to go straight to the top to the people who failed you.
00:05:26.000 We're actually going to be starting formal debates with professors at school.
00:05:33.000 What I hear is what I would call conservative snowflakeism.
00:05:38.000 There is going to be friction, people are going to disagree, voices are going to be raised.
00:05:44.000 That's what comes with.
00:05:46.000 Discussion.
00:06:29.000 Hi, Roland, come in.
00:06:35.000 I want Rudy to dress in my place, coach.
00:06:38.000 He deserves it. 0.99
00:06:43.000 Don't be ridiculous. 0.99
00:06:45.000 Georgia Tech is one of the top offensive teams in the country. 0.99
00:06:57.000 You're an All-American and our captain act like it.
00:07:02.000 I believe I am.
00:07:11.000 Me too, coach.
00:07:12.000 I want Rudy to dress in my place.
00:07:20.000 Coach, it's Rudy.
00:07:21.000 It's for Rudy, coach.
00:07:31.000 I'm not giving up my jersey.
00:07:32.000 I swear to God, I have to give this up.
00:07:34.000 I mean, what's the deal with this guy? 1.00
00:07:36.000 What, he's retarded, like a make-a-wish kid? 1.00
00:07:39.000 Sleeps in a broom closet under the stairs? 1.00
00:07:45.000 I'm not giving up.
00:07:51.000 Click Rumble Premium and join now for $99 annually or $9.99 a month to get the entirely ad free experience and an ever expanding roster of content, creators, and free speech.
00:08:39.000 I forgot the question of the day.
00:08:40.000 Since we're talking about Johnny Quest side character scam artists, what's the craziest thing you've seen someone get scammed over?
00:08:50.000 What's the craziest scam that you've seen work?
00:08:53.000 I think we've all, but maybe we can, Mug Club, tell our scam stories.
00:08:58.000 I was scammed.
00:08:59.000 I was scammed by a moped shop in Kalamazoo.
00:09:01.000 I believe it was called Kickstart or something kick.
00:09:04.000 And I put a down payment for a moped because I had a bike lane.
00:09:06.000 I thought I could travel around really well.
00:09:08.000 Never got it.
00:09:09.000 Never got it, Mr. Kalamazoo.
00:09:11.000 You owe me.
00:09:12.000 I'll be here.
00:09:13.000 I'm easy to find weekdays, 11 a.m. when we stream.
00:09:15.000 Captain Morgan, CEO, how are you?
00:09:17.000 I'm fine.
00:09:19.000 So you were scammed in that you actually believed Rudy deserved to play.
00:09:24.000 And how dare you?
00:09:26.000 All of his dates at nickdip.com, October 8th in Dallas.
00:09:29.000 Go see him at Hyenas, November 5th, Atlanta, November 6th, Pennsylvania.
00:09:33.000 Nick Dip, funniest man alive.
00:09:35.000 Mr. DiPaolo, how are you?
00:09:36.000 Very good.
00:09:37.000 How are you, Stu?
00:09:38.000 What's with, what are you talking?
00:09:39.000 Why are you talking like Greta Van Zustren?
00:09:41.000 My teeth hurt.
00:09:43.000 Yeah.
00:09:44.000 I had implants, the posts put in.
00:09:47.000 Yeah.
00:09:48.000 So they literally drill into your jawbones.
00:09:50.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:09:50.000 I had three of those last week, and my gums are still swollen and shit. 0.99
00:09:55.000 I don't walk around toothless, but today my mouth, I don't know what I did last night. 0.99
00:09:58.000 I got drunk.
00:09:58.000 I woke up.
00:09:59.000 My mouth is killing me this morning.
00:10:01.000 Oh, my gosh.
00:10:02.000 I couldn't put in the fake chocolate.
00:10:03.000 All right.
00:10:04.000 All right.
00:10:04.000 I'll tell you.
00:10:05.000 That's like Dan Henderson after he would win a fight.
00:10:07.000 He'd take out his mouthpiece, and it was his whole mouth.
00:10:10.000 Hey, Brogan.
00:10:12.000 I feel pretty good about it.
00:10:13.000 Like every hot girl. 0.81
00:10:14.000 My teeth hurt, I want to die. 0.91
00:10:16.000 Bloody clack with the flies.
00:10:17.000 It must make it difficult to speak. 0.99
00:10:19.000 Speaking of which, here's a Chinese manufacturer and a lady advertising, trying to sell these products. 0.97
00:10:26.000 They're making this product for, I guess, a very limited audience, but I'm not the target. 1.00
00:10:35.000 This is actually insane.
00:10:38.000 We've come up with a new membrane.
00:10:41.000 And honestly, at this size, I don't think it's going in your backyard.
00:10:45.000 A mystery client overrides 100 of them.
00:10:49.000 And here's the crazy part you might actually be able to bounce on them.
00:10:55.000 But what if we made it move like this?
00:10:59.000 Oh, yeah.
00:11:00.000 You'll also get bombed. 0.99
00:11:01.000 This time we'll shoot a whole row of these vehicles. 0.90
00:11:05.000 Do you want us to bounce on them or bounce on them?
00:11:08.000 Leave your comments below.
00:11:11.000 If you want to bounce on them and do them in open area, in full view of satellite.
00:11:19.000 Perhaps we'll see Big Fire come from sky.
00:11:24.000 Angry God with you.
00:11:26.000 Or just a U.S. 0.97
00:11:27.000 It's very clear.
00:11:28.000 They're selling these to people like, it could be Bouncy House.
00:11:30.000 Could be Decoy.
00:11:32.000 What the hell was that?
00:11:35.000 These are simulated inflatable rocket launchers.
00:11:40.000 They also do helicopters, radar vehicles, tanks.
00:11:44.000 I love this.
00:11:45.000 Every child wants to do a bounce on a radar vehicle.
00:11:50.000 A full size Abrams.
00:11:52.000 Screw for a party.
00:11:54.000 Also, here come free water, but accurate replica AK 47.
00:12:02.000 Don't take a balloon. 0.68
00:12:02.000 This is like when Saddam Hussein was sending out decoys with his hair and a mask, and he'd be like, go ride the convertible. 0.68
00:12:09.000 Just go ride the freeway. 0.86
00:12:10.000 You know what?
00:12:11.000 Take my car.
00:12:12.000 It's okay.
00:12:12.000 We're top down.
00:12:13.000 Enjoy.
00:12:15.000 There was a billboard, actually, for the inflatable tank, but it was pulled for obvious reasons.
00:12:20.000 Oh, should have done more market research.
00:12:24.000 Just a.
00:12:24.000 That's not making people sad.
00:12:26.000 That company made the dildos they were throwing on the court.
00:12:29.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:12:30.000 WNBA again. 1.00
00:12:32.000 She was cute. 0.99
00:12:33.000 She was adorable.
00:12:34.000 Really? 0.63
00:12:35.000 Just to keep this clear, Ukraine has used inflatables to trick Russian satellites and drones.
00:12:39.000 Just to be clear.
00:12:40.000 So that is why our suspicions are not completely ill founded.
00:12:43.000 During World War II, we did the exact same thing.
00:12:46.000 What are they, decoys?
00:12:47.000 I don't get it.
00:12:48.000 It's a decoy?
00:12:49.000 Yeah, but they're trying to offer them a consumer product.
00:12:52.000 That's a hell of a fifth birthday party.
00:12:54.000 Put that on your front lawn.
00:12:55.000 You're the new guy in the neighborhood.
00:12:57.000 Use a bouncy house.
00:12:58.000 Make a lot of noise.
00:12:59.000 Here, weigh uniform.
00:13:01.000 No problem.
00:13:02.000 Who's the guy with a rocket launcher on his roof?
00:13:04.000 Exactly.
00:13:06.000 You look a little young, but it's tough to tell the difference.
00:13:08.000 Put Santa on it and you're fine.
00:13:09.000 Here's the thing, though China, the Chinese, they're not only building fake weapons. 0.63
00:13:14.000 Okay, I think I just blocked the rulers of nature because this turtle can fly.
00:13:24.000 Oh, thanks for explaining to us.
00:13:26.000 And I can carry it up, down, turn, just like this.
00:13:34.000 Don't just imagine it, make it fly.
00:13:38.000 Imagine all the turtles. 1.00
00:13:40.000 Where do you find this shit? 1.00
00:13:43.000 China? 1.00
00:13:44.000 We'll find out in China.
00:13:46.000 In my friend country.
00:13:49.000 Oh, I want one.
00:13:50.000 There's something about.
00:13:52.000 I don't know if it's a language thing that they always feel the need to explain the obvious.
00:13:57.000 Oh, I seem to violate rules of nature because turtle normally don't fly.
00:14:05.000 I use the remote to turn left or right.
00:14:09.000 Look, it's going up.
00:14:10.000 Turtle can't go up.
00:14:12.000 That's why I find a special turtle.
00:14:15.000 We get it!
00:14:20.000 Stop treating us like children, Belisa!
00:14:22.000 Well, I will say this, though, because of the cultural differences, it's just fun.
00:14:25.000 At least some of their commercials have, in fact, gone viral.
00:14:28.000 They have.
00:14:37.000 I just realized that's incredibly confusing to Nick.
00:14:40.000 He's not been here for the recurring Chippendale's turtle.
00:14:43.000 Chippendale's turtle has a site.
00:14:44.000 Oh, I figured it out.
00:14:47.000 That's because you're very smart.
00:14:49.000 We give you a smart man discount.
00:14:51.000 Get Chippendale turtle 14% off. 0.97
00:14:53.000 Because most turtles don't strip at the bachelorette party?
00:14:59.000 What do we think?
00:15:02.000 It's like an entire culture of the 14 year old girl who's like, I don't know, I'm just so random.
00:15:07.000 I'm so random.
00:15:08.000 Who has a turtle to fly?
00:15:10.000 They don't fly, they swim.
00:15:12.000 That's what they think moves us to purchase things, though.
00:15:15.000 What does that say about us?
00:15:16.000 Stop us high, Sidney Sweeney!
00:15:20.000 Flying turtle!
00:15:22.000 They'll make an inflatable Sidney Sweeney to me.
00:15:24.000 They know. 0.92
00:15:24.000 We've been buying their garbage for 50, 100 years. 0.92
00:15:27.000 I know. 0.97
00:15:28.000 Right?
00:15:28.000 I know.
00:15:28.000 And they know that.
00:15:30.000 I would order that tonight, that turtle.
00:15:31.000 I know.
00:15:32.000 I'm not going to lie to you.
00:15:33.000 I kind of want the flying turtle. 0.94
00:15:34.000 And then we can shoot at it in your backyard.
00:15:36.000 Yeah, with our inflatable missiles. 0.99
00:15:38.000 Yes.
00:15:41.000 Who can turn down a good turtle fight? 0.88
00:15:44.000 Battle of five armies. 0.53
00:15:49.000 Oh no! You sunk my turtle ship!
00:15:56.000 So weird.
00:15:57.000 B7.
00:16:00.000 He said B7.
00:16:01.000 B7.
00:16:02.000 No, Nick, no, no.
00:16:05.000 Have no tooth.
00:16:08.000 I gotta warm up my gums.
00:16:09.000 You have no tooth because you are eating too much turtle?
00:16:13.000 Yeah, the shell.
00:16:15.000 Oh, that's why we put it in soup.
00:16:16.000 Also, shark fin.
00:16:18.000 Hunt to extinction.
00:16:22.000 It's not funny, sir.
00:16:24.000 It kind of is.
00:16:25.000 You ever see that?
00:16:25.000 What's her name?
00:16:26.000 That ocean, the chick whose last name is like Ocean. 1.00
00:16:30.000 Something Ocean.
00:16:31.000 Billy? 1.00
00:16:31.000 She just goes and she screws with sharks. 1.00
00:16:33.000 And she did a whole documentary. 1.00
00:16:35.000 We can find this for a month or two.
00:16:36.000 She got bit, please tell me.
00:16:37.000 No, no, she didn't.
00:16:39.000 But she did a whole documentary and went to China to see them selling shark fin soup.
00:16:44.000 And she's like, this is the whole film.
00:16:46.000 Are you guys selling shark fin soup?
00:16:48.000 Oh, yeah, I better go sell shark fin soup.
00:16:49.000 She's like, you know, you shouldn't.
00:16:52.000 Oh, okay.
00:16:54.000 Two hours of that.
00:16:55.000 Get right on there.
00:16:56.000 You know, you shouldn't.
00:16:56.000 They're endangered.
00:16:57.000 Oh, we don't care.
00:17:00.000 Ocean Ramsey.
00:17:01.000 Ocean Ramsey.
00:17:02.000 It's like, you know, you shouldn't eat the fin that shouldn't hunt sharks. 1.00
00:17:05.000 They're like, you're very stupid. 1.00
00:17:08.000 They want to get lectured by a white woman. 1.00
00:17:10.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:17:11.000 Like the rest of us.
00:17:12.000 And all the actual marine biologists are like, you know, you probably shouldn't just go, not just because.
00:17:17.000 It's dangerous, but you're not adding any value.
00:17:19.000 You're just in a bikini touching a shark.
00:17:22.000 Eventually, you'll just be eaten.
00:17:24.000 Yeah.
00:17:24.000 Well, I just thought of a great invention.
00:17:26.000 What?
00:17:28.000 They cut the fins off the shark, but replace it with a fake fin so the thing can still live.
00:17:33.000 That's a good idea.
00:17:34.000 Yeah, we could.
00:17:35.000 Right, then you get the benefit of the.
00:17:36.000 It's an aphrodisiac.
00:17:38.000 A prosthetic fin.
00:17:39.000 Yes, prosthetic fin.
00:17:40.000 Yeah, you don't think the chains could bang that out in five minutes?
00:17:43.000 Yes, of course they could.
00:17:44.000 It would also be a party favor.
00:17:46.000 You must be talking about their armor now.
00:17:48.000 They're chinking their armor. 0.99
00:17:49.000 Pull dorsal fin and confetti come out. 0.96
00:17:52.000 Oh, happy shark. 0.84
00:17:54.000 Have a shark with broccoli? 0.52
00:17:56.000 That's all we need. 1.00
00:17:56.000 Cyborg sharks. 1.00
00:17:57.000 I have some shark ones.
00:17:58.000 It's pretty good.
00:17:59.000 By the way, we don't sell you, don't eat turtle soup and don't drink shark fin soup.
00:18:04.000 There are always new remedies that people sell out there, and there's a bunch of snake oil.
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00:18:52.000 All right.
00:18:54.000 Ron White.
00:18:55.000 I think the man's funny, just to be clear.
00:18:57.000 Yeah.
00:18:57.000 I always hate it when people disagree with someone and say, well, you know, he's not funny.
00:19:01.000 It's just so lazy.
00:19:02.000 So he made some comments in the Joe Rogan experience.
00:19:07.000 That's the full title.
00:19:08.000 It's an experience.
00:19:10.000 About Texas and about James Tallarico.
00:19:13.000 Okay, let me set this up for you.
00:19:15.000 815,000 is the number of people who have moved to Texas from other states since 2020.
00:19:22.000 It's the number two state in the country as far as incoming immigration.
00:19:27.000 And we can discuss how that needs to be handled, by the way.
00:19:30.000 Even legal immigration is a problem. 0.61
00:19:32.000 We've discussed H1Bs.
00:19:33.000 But yesterday, Ron White decided that he wanted to let you know Texas is awful and we need some change. 0.92
00:19:39.000 And then the proposed solutions.
00:19:41.000 Would make it, you know, like comparable to California, but time for claim truth.
00:19:49.000 Right.
00:19:49.000 First claim that, hey, Texas has been under control of the right for 30 years.
00:19:54.000 They haven't done a damn thing. 1.00
00:19:55.000 He's a criminal. 1.00
00:19:56.000 Just a piece of shit. 1.00
00:19:58.000 Ken Paxton. 1.00
00:19:59.000 I don't know enough about him, but I do know that they're surprised that Taylor Rico's ahead of him in the polls.
00:20:05.000 I'm not.
00:20:06.000 I think that people are sick of what's going on right now in Texas.
00:20:09.000 They've been in control for 30 years.
00:20:12.000 What have they given us?
00:20:14.000 Let somebody else drive.
00:20:16.000 You know, I'd put the jacket with my marijuana and I'm ready to get them out.
00:20:21.000 We'll put that on the shelf.
00:20:22.000 We'll come back to the marijuana thing, but here's the truth.
00:20:25.000 What has Texas given us?
00:20:26.000 Okay.
00:20:27.000 It's added more jobs than any other state.
00:20:29.000 Check the references, link in the description.
00:20:30.000 It attracts more relocating businesses than any other state, not limited to SpaceX, Tesla, X, Oracle, Chevron, Goldman Sachs, Toyota, Mitsubishi Financial.
00:20:40.000 Texas is actually number one in energy production or generation from natural gas, coal, wind.
00:20:48.000 Solar.
00:20:48.000 And I don't know if you know this, but we actually have a lot of oil too here in Texas.
00:20:52.000 Meanwhile, California is losing all of these industries, you know, run by people like the Tallaricos.
00:20:58.000 As a matter of fact, they're losing their signature, their hallmark industries. 0.94
00:21:02.000 Right now, it includes potentially Paramount.
00:21:05.000 Paramount is leaving California.
00:21:09.000 Just before the stream, here it is.
00:21:12.000 I'm shocked.
00:21:12.000 Potentially, for Texas.
00:21:14.000 I did a story on Monday where people who work at Paramount were like, Hey, and look, we're not talking like the executives that make a lot of money or the actors that make a lot of money.
00:21:26.000 A lot of people that work at film studios, those are middle class jobs.
00:21:32.000 Middle class, you know, you get your health care, you get a decent salary.
00:21:37.000 But if you live in the state of California, that doesn't mean you get a decent place to live.
00:21:43.000 This is what you get when you vote in socialist, commie type leadership.
00:21:50.000 They destroy your city.
00:21:52.000 I mean, think about this for a second.
00:21:54.000 Electric cars had to leave California.
00:21:58.000 Solar is being generated in Texas more than California.
00:22:02.000 And it didn't require Marxist progressive policies.
00:22:06.000 It just required a decent power grid.
00:22:08.000 In comparison, it just required the ability and the wherewithal and a business friendly environment.
00:22:13.000 Yes.
00:22:14.000 No one is saying that Texas is perfect.
00:22:15.000 There are a lot of flaws.
00:22:17.000 It is objectively number one or two, depending on the metric.
00:22:21.000 Of all states in this country right now, and that's why it's the second most moved to state, Texas.
00:22:27.000 Okay?
00:22:28.000 So here's the thing where people say it's not perfect.
00:22:31.000 Hey, what have we gotten out of it?
00:22:32.000 Well, you can compare it to California.
00:22:35.000 Did you vote for perfect or did you vote for better than any other major state with similar population sizes?
00:22:42.000 But, you know, the alternative, we do have an alternative.
00:22:45.000 Tallarico, his solution?
00:22:47.000 I want us all to be aware of that modern science obviously recognizes that there are many more than two biological sexes.
00:22:56.000 In fact, there are six.
00:22:58.000 Oh. 0.90
00:22:59.000 And I know that's petty and silly, but it's not that the transgenderism thing is, people will say it's a distraction. 0.95
00:23:04.000 No, it's a litmus test. 0.93
00:23:06.000 Yeah. 0.66
00:23:06.000 Someone who says, I can't tell you what a woman, what a man is, and there are limitless genders. 0.66
00:23:11.000 That is someone who is so clearly incapable of critical thinking that they cannot be trusted with any position of authority. 0.84
00:23:18.000 It is an important litmus test.
00:23:19.000 Yeah.
00:23:20.000 By the way, Ron said, let somebody else drive.
00:23:22.000 No, no, no, Ron.
00:23:23.000 Specifically, you're saying, let the Democrats drive who believe this stuff.
00:23:26.000 Let's put a fine point on that.
00:23:28.000 When people say it's a distraction, it would be like hiring an accountant and just think, hey, by the way, what's two plus two?
00:23:34.000 And they go, well, there are many potential answers to that.
00:23:37.000 You're like, oh, okay, Terrence Howard, you can't be my accountant.
00:23:40.000 It's not that it's the primary issue.
00:23:42.000 The accountant is likely not going to be doing the calculation of two plus two.
00:23:46.000 It's a good, simple litmus test. 0.83
00:23:48.000 If you can't recognize the difference between men and women, okay, you shouldn't be anywhere near a position in government.
00:23:54.000 Here's the next claim that he makes.
00:23:56.000 And I've told you this I've never once heard a valid case against the idea of school vouchers.
00:24:03.000 Ron White, along with Tallarico, attempts to make one, and it's flat out wrong.
00:24:09.000 I first noticed him when he really came out against that school voucher program, which I was against also.
00:24:14.000 What was that?
00:24:14.000 Which one was that?
00:24:15.000 School vouchers.
00:24:19.000 And he lost.
00:24:20.000 He fought so hard against it because they wanted to give school vouchers so you could take this money and go to a private school.
00:24:27.000 But the only people that were using them were people that already had their kids in private schools.
00:24:30.000 Most Texas counties don't have a private school.
00:24:32.000 A private school can also decide who they want for no reason.
00:24:37.000 They can eliminate anybody.
00:24:38.000 They'll take a student or not take a student.
00:24:40.000 And that came out of the public school system, that money, and went to the private school system.
00:24:45.000 And Talarico really fought hard against that.
00:24:49.000 Because we need better teachers.
00:24:50.000 We need more teachers.
00:24:51.000 We need the public school system beefed up. 0.99
00:24:55.000 We're getting the shit beat out of us in education. 0.97
00:24:58.000 And I think Tallarico was really, really good for that. 0.98
00:25:00.000 He was a smart, honest man.
00:25:02.000 Okay, truth.
00:25:04.000 False, The voucher program did not take anything away from the public school funding.
00:25:09.000 As a matter of fact, at that same legislation or that same time session for legislation, public school funding and teacher salaries were increased at the same time.
00:25:19.000 Voucher means it's attached to the student.
00:25:21.000 There are different ways to incorporate it.
00:25:22.000 Now, in Texas, here's the truth.
00:25:25.000 You'd still have the public schools, they're still funded, more funding, higher teacher salaries.
00:25:30.000 And then, if students or if the parents don't want them in the public school because it's so bad, you could then opt for a voucher to take to a private school or to use for homeschooling.
00:25:40.000 He says it was just people who already had it and they were the ones who were getting it and they can just deny whoever they want.
00:25:45.000 No, no.
00:25:46.000 Mostly low income minority students. 1.00
00:25:50.000 Benefit to be clear. 0.94
00:25:51.000 So in Texas, Hispanics, if you look at their applications, 41% were granted, were funded.
00:25:57.000 Black students applying, 41%. 0.93
00:25:59.000 White, 30%. 0.94
00:26:00.000 Asian, 21%.
00:26:02.000 The program in Texas is actually progressive.
00:26:06.000 So the vouchers are allocated by social class of applicant.
00:26:10.000 It's kind of like an affirmative action only based on income.
00:26:13.000 So tier one is disability or income below a certain level of the poverty level.
00:26:18.000 Tier two is the income below a different threshold, like 200% of the poverty level.
00:26:21.000 Tier three is income.
00:26:22.000 At 200 to 500 cents below poverty level.
00:26:24.000 Tier four is everyone else.
00:26:25.000 So, the people who benefit from these school vouchers in Texas, public schools still exist, more funding, more funding to the teachers, more funding to the school itself, or opt for a voucher.
00:26:35.000 And the only people who get the vouchers on the outset are disabled or poor kids.
00:26:40.000 And you see it in the results as far as those approved.
00:26:43.000 Okay?
00:26:44.000 He couldn't be more.
00:26:45.000 Now, Tallarico fought against this.
00:26:47.000 Now, what does that mean?
00:26:48.000 That means that if you don't have school vouchers, if you don't have school choice, keep the system exactly as is and dump more money into it, which we know has never worked.
00:26:58.000 It's only yielded worse results.
00:27:00.000 I support school vouchers across the board, meaning public schools themselves should have to compete where none of them are guaranteed public funding.
00:27:09.000 It's attached to the student or can go to charter schools or private schools.
00:27:12.000 This has been proposed.
00:27:14.000 It's universal education choice, I think, in different states.
00:27:17.000 Here, still have public schools or private schooling.
00:27:20.000 Take the money or homeschooling. 0.98
00:27:22.000 By the way, you get it if you're a GIMP or you're brown or black. 0.98
00:27:25.000 Right. 0.80
00:27:26.000 By the way, the tier four everybody else, nobody got any of the funding from that.
00:27:29.000 Ron tried to smuggle something in here because 70% of the people that did receive funding were already in private school, but they Fell a lot into those buckets already.
00:27:36.000 So here's what was happening in Texas.
00:27:38.000 You had to pay taxes to fund school on your house and property taxes.
00:27:42.000 And then you had to turn around and pay another bill out of your pocket to send your kid to a better school because of the bad neighborhood you happen to be in or whatever else, right?
00:27:51.000 That is him saying it's fine for people to get screwed over.
00:27:54.000 I don't want any of the money to go there. 0.99
00:27:56.000 This is rich white saviors saying, yeah, you know what, the Hispanics and the black kids who are happy with this, they would be furious. 0.95
00:28:02.000 So we're taking that away now. 0.98
00:28:03.000 You're going to have to go out.
00:28:03.000 Your only choice is public school.
00:28:05.000 They would be furious.
00:28:06.000 But people like Ron White, they want to feel good about themselves and say, no, no, no, no, let's just put it into public schooling.
00:28:10.000 By the way, Department of Education, $2 to $3 trillion since call it the 1970s.
00:28:18.000 And objectively, in public schools, literacy, mathematical results, and standardized tests are worse.
00:28:24.000 If you can't declare the public school system, the federal Department of Education, a failure, then you cannot declare any government program a failure.
00:28:32.000 By every metric available, every objective standard, it has failed.
00:28:37.000 And Texas, frankly, this ends up making it more expensive.
00:28:40.000 It's progressive to appease all people, and the left still says no.
00:28:43.000 Why?
00:28:44.000 Well, I also would recommend that you go and look at the public sector teachers' unions and how they donate 99.99999%, the tune of billions across election cycles, to Democrats.
00:28:54.000 But Tallerico's solution?
00:28:56.000 Something that you love that's not family or friends.
00:29:01.000 I love, and just say this because it's on my mind the trans children. 0.95
00:29:08.000 Funny, you weren't all that far off. 1.00
00:29:10.000 Well, no, the ones that cut it off.
00:29:11.000 He loves them.
00:29:12.000 He likes them in the waist spin.
00:29:14.000 Here's the next claim from Ron Watt.
00:29:17.000 Again, very funny guy.
00:29:19.000 Just completely wrong here.
00:29:20.000 You shouldn't vote for Republicans because, okay, all right, better economy.
00:29:23.000 Okay, all right, better energy.
00:29:25.000 Okay, all right, school, we got it.
00:29:27.000 All right, more people moving here than anywhere else.
00:29:29.000 Okay, but weed.
00:29:32.000 I'm so sick of it. 0.89
00:29:34.000 You could be, Texas could be making a shitload of revenue with legal marijuana. 1.00
00:29:39.000 And bring in some goddamn gambling. 0.98
00:29:41.000 We're sending everybody right across the border to Swimstar. 0.99
00:29:45.000 Although I work there, they're jacking with my marijuana, and I'm ready to get them out. 1.00
00:29:50.000 The marijuana thing is just so stupid. 1.00
00:29:52.000 Because if you look at the national polls, it's something in the range of 70% of the people think it should be legal. 1.00
00:29:57.000 Right.
00:29:58.000 And we should decide, right?
00:30:00.000 We, the people, should decide.
00:30:01.000 But yeah, and if you find out that these people who are making these decisions have been influenced by the alcohol lobby or by anybody else hung by the neck until dead.
00:30:10.000 That's what I'm saying.
00:30:12.000 Let's get some severe penalties in there.
00:30:14.000 So here's the truth wherever you line up on this.
00:30:16.000 You absolutely can still get high in Texas.
00:30:19.000 You can get THC in Texas, to be clear. 1.00
00:30:22.000 And my problem with this issue is the same problem I have with, well, feminists, but largely female voters. 1.00
00:30:27.000 They are single issue voters. 1.00
00:30:29.000 People who have access right now, you can go to stores here, Total Wine.
00:30:32.000 You can go to bars right now and literally get a THC seltzer.
00:30:35.000 You can go to Total Wine, get gummies.
00:30:36.000 You can go to Total Wine, you can get a tincture.
00:30:38.000 You can get cans right now.
00:30:39.000 And they're not a sponsor.
00:30:40.000 They're not a sponsor or specs, wherever.
00:30:42.000 I just use it because it's like a big franchise and go get THC.
00:30:46.000 But single issue voters, they will hold everything else hostage, meaning the schooling, meaning the economy, meaning energy.
00:30:51.000 60% of the people.
00:30:52.000 Of marijuana proponents would vote for any party that simply supports pro weed policies.
00:30:57.000 They don't care about anything else.
00:30:58.000 That is the only issue.
00:30:59.000 And in Texas, where you can get Delta IX THC, the ban was on synthetic THC.
00:31:05.000 Let me be really clear.
00:31:06.000 Before this, you can get, when we say THC, weed, the part that makes you high.
00:31:10.000 Up until very recently, that just was a synonym for Delta IX.
00:31:13.000 That's the active component in marijuana.
00:31:15.000 Texas, you weren't allowed to get it.
00:31:17.000 So what they did was a workaround where they would actually extract high CBD from hemp, and there was a process, usually involving solvents.
00:31:24.000 To generate a synthetic sort of alternative to Delta 9.
00:31:28.000 It was called Delta 10, Delta 8.
00:31:29.000 It worked, didn't quite get you as high.
00:31:31.000 There was a huge market for it.
00:31:32.000 That was banned.
00:31:33.000 You can get Delta 9 THC to a level that can get you high right now in Texas legally from stores. 0.69
00:31:43.000 But we should give it over to Tala Rico's and we should turn Texas into California because it's not enough of the marijuana.
00:31:52.000 But Tala Rico has a solution.
00:31:55.000 Mr. Tallarico, so nice to meet you.
00:31:56.000 Sorry, I broke my head. 1.00
00:31:57.000 I was there when you defended the drags. 0.96
00:31:59.000 What was your favorite drag queen in Texas? 0.94
00:32:01.000 Oh, my gosh. 1.00
00:32:02.000 Probably Alyssa Edwards.
00:32:03.000 Alyssa Edwards, I love my feet, maze.
00:32:04.000 Thank you so much.
00:32:06.000 Oh, yeah.
00:32:07.000 Ah, that'll solve everything.
00:32:10.000 By the way, can I just, two more points that he smuggled in there gambling.
00:32:13.000 He's like, we should have gambling.
00:32:14.000 And I know people have been saying this for a very long time.
00:32:16.000 Tell me how Shreveport looks.
00:32:18.000 They have gambling.
00:32:18.000 Tell me how those towns in Oklahoma where Windstar and the other ones are, tell me how they look.
00:32:23.000 They have gambling.
00:32:23.000 It typically destroys communities.
00:32:26.000 It's not a great thing to bring into the state, even though you're like, dollar, dollar bills, we can get revenue.
00:32:30.000 He's also incredibly wrong in the alcohol lobby saying they should be hung up from the neck.
00:32:35.000 Joe Rogan said that. 1.00
00:32:36.000 That is the dumbest thing I've heard. 1.00
00:32:38.000 Alcohol lobbies have pivoted to weed and have been for years. 1.00
00:32:42.000 Some of the biggest stakeholders.
00:32:43.000 They have been buying up, and I'm talking like at the supplier level, at the farmers and growers and wineries.
00:32:48.000 They don't like it because it takes their workforce away and it takes land away that could be used for grapes.
00:32:52.000 So they don't like it, but everybody else loves it.
00:32:54.000 They're pivoting to it because it's a cash cow.
00:32:57.000 They don't know what the hell they're talking about.
00:32:59.000 Yep.
00:33:00.000 At all.
00:33:00.000 So it's just, hey, do you think that, hey, alcohol is only legal because a lot of men, it's a horrible drug?
00:33:05.000 All right, fine, but they're the ones who are going to be producing it.
00:33:07.000 Yes.
00:33:08.000 So are they virtuous now?
00:33:10.000 Look, I get it.
00:33:12.000 You should be able, but you can in Texas.
00:33:14.000 So then you do away with a logical approach to school choice.
00:33:17.000 Then you do away with a logical approach to state income taxes, which is namely none.
00:33:22.000 Then you do away with energy production.
00:33:25.000 You do away with it being one of the most desirable states, being business friendly.
00:33:28.000 What it really comes down to is.
00:33:30.000 10 milligrams of THC per concentrated serving isn't enough.
00:33:35.000 You should actually change the entire state so you can get 100 milligrams.
00:33:38.000 You guys understand, it's not an anti weed argument, it's holding everything hostage.
00:33:42.000 If you want to support some kind of abortion, I'll disagree with you.
00:33:46.000 It's about holding everything else hostage and saying, whoever gives me more high strength weed, you get my vote.
00:33:54.000 You'll destroy the state.
00:33:55.000 It'll look like California.
00:33:56.000 And by the way, it hasn't helped California and it's emboldened the drug cartels.
00:34:00.000 There's a bigger underground market.
00:34:02.000 For weed in California than ever before because the taxes make it astronomically expensive.
00:34:06.000 It's a rich man's drug.
00:34:07.000 Yeah.
00:34:08.000 Tell me Denver looks better or Colorado Springs, any of those places.
00:34:12.000 Tell me that anywhere in Washington, Seattle, tell me those places look better with legal marijuana.
00:34:17.000 But even then, it is.
00:34:19.000 It is.
00:34:20.000 I know.
00:34:21.000 It is.
00:34:23.000 Just like that's the thing in Texas.
00:34:25.000 Texans, comment below.
00:34:27.000 You know, you know that you can go and you can buy it right now.
00:34:31.000 That's not enough.
00:34:32.000 Also, there's still compassionate medical use in Texas, to be clear.
00:34:35.000 Anyone who acts like it's difficult or you're going to be locked up because you bought something at a gas station or at a liquor store with fully legally available Delta IX THC, they're just selling you a false bill of goods.
00:34:49.000 Maybe he has no idea what he's talking about.
00:34:50.000 It makes you wonder if they even know how to use Rumble Wallet.
00:35:00.000 Hey, Nick, what are you looking for?
00:35:02.000 Your motivation to live?
00:35:05.000 I know.
00:35:05.000 No, I just watched Apollo's show, and he used one of the jokes I gave him, so I wanted to send him a tip, but I can't find my wallet.
00:35:12.000 Wait, shouldn't he be sending you the tip since it's your joke?
00:35:17.000 Josh, you don't understand the finance accommodate.
00:35:20.000 Why don't you just use the Rumble wallet?
00:35:22.000 The what? Rumble wallet.
00:35:24.000 It's a non custodial digital wallet that has end to end encryption and only you have access to it.
00:35:28.000 You could use it to tip Nick, the funny one.
00:35:32.000 That's a good idea.
00:35:34.000 I'll go do that now.
00:35:36.000 Can you do me a favor?
00:35:37.000 If you see my wallet, can you let me know?
00:35:39.000 Yeah, yeah, of course.
00:35:50.000 Hey, Applejack, I found it.
00:35:53.000 Awesome, man.
00:35:54.000 You saved my life.
00:35:55.000 Yeah.
00:35:56.000 Let me give you a tip.
00:35:58.000 Oh, it looks like I'm not really liquid right now.
00:36:01.000 Can I owe you?
00:36:03.000 Oh, that's right.
00:36:04.000 Why don't you just send me a C note on Rumble Wallet?
00:36:06.000 We talked about this, right?
00:36:07.000 Yeah, yeah, good idea.
00:36:08.000 Yeah, I'll do that.
00:36:10.000 All right, take it easy, man.
00:36:11.000 Yeah.
00:36:13.000 That guy.
00:36:14.000 Take control of your money easily with Rumble Wallet.
00:36:17.000 Download now at wallet.rumble.comslash Crowder and use the code Crowder5 to claim $5 in US stablecoin.
00:36:25.000 Oh, no money.
00:36:26.000 Oh, by the way, thank you for the raid, Dan.
00:36:30.000 We appreciate it.
00:36:30.000 And the best thing for you to do, too, download the Rumble app.
00:36:33.000 If you want to listen to the Rumble lineup live and not have to worry about fiddling around with it, let's say you're driving, you can just put it on audio mode, lock your phone, and download that app.
00:36:41.000 That's the best way to watch.
00:36:42.000 You get auto notifications when we go live in case you can't remember 11 a.m. Eastern or your other shows.
00:36:47.000 Sometimes we do special live streams as well.
00:36:50.000 Yep.
00:36:50.000 Let me ask you first what's your opinion on Thomas Massey?
00:36:58.000 And has your opinion.
00:36:59.000 Okay.
00:37:02.000 Why do you think the opinion or the opinions of his constituents has changed?
00:37:10.000 Why do you think that it's changed?
00:37:13.000 Because he lost his primary.
00:37:15.000 So he does, he's historically lined up on the right side of some issues, and lately he has consistently lined up more and more with the optics marketing of the left, I should say.
00:37:27.000 Because policy wise, you could argue that he's more libertarian in his approach, and I would grant that I think that's probably accurate.
00:37:34.000 But as far as when you see him in the public eye, it's usually linking arms with the cause du jour of the left.
00:37:40.000 Is that a fair assessment to make?
00:37:43.000 So, for example, you can comment below.
00:37:44.000 Democrats, of course, we know, want to make Hegseth one of their first scalps, right?
00:37:50.000 Yeah.
00:37:52.000 Especially if they win the midterms.
00:37:54.000 Okay.
00:37:55.000 So that brings us to Thomas Massey on Tuesday.
00:37:57.000 He decided to toss his lot in there and filed articles of impeachment against Pete Hegseth.
00:38:03.000 Resolved that Peter Bryan Hegseth, Secretary of Defense, Defense, also referred to as Secretary of War by the administration, is impeached for high crimes and misdemeanors.
00:38:12.000 Peter Hegseth, by such conduct, has demonstrated that he will remain a threat to civilians, the lawful conduct of United States military operations, the integrity and credibility of the United States Armed Forces, and the Constitution if allowed to remain in office, and has acted in a manner grossly incompatible with his duties and the rule of law.
00:38:35.000 Now, it's another BS impeachment, right?
00:38:37.000 Political theater that's going to go nowhere, almost, you could argue.
00:38:40.000 A distraction from the Epstein files, it's time for another claim truth. 0.55
00:38:49.000 So, to impeach, you need to have a basis.
00:38:51.000 Not do you dislike Pete Hegseth, not would you like to see him impeached.
00:38:59.000 Is he at a level right now?
00:39:01.000 Has he conducted himself in a way that is impeachable?
00:39:04.000 Okay, let's go through that.
00:39:06.000 First claim He makes that Hegseth violated the War Powers Act by.
00:39:13.000 Not having a declaration of war against Iran by defying Congress and by continuing to fight past the 60 day war powers resolution deadline.
00:39:21.000 Here's the truth Congress didn't think so.
00:39:26.000 Since March 9th, there have been 19 separate congressional votes that have failed to end the war.
00:39:34.000 Okay.
00:39:36.000 Now you can say, yeah, it's mostly because Republic, whatever.
00:39:38.000 The point is, you're saying the argument being made is he needs to get, he's defying Congress.
00:39:43.000 Well, he would defy them if they voted to end it and he continued it.
00:39:46.000 That's not what's happened.
00:39:47.000 Yeah.
00:39:48.000 The harmed party has said, no.
00:39:50.000 Right.
00:39:51.000 No, we're good.
00:39:52.000 So that brings us to the next claim that he makes here that Hegseth is responsible for killing 200 schoolgirls.
00:40:01.000 Here's the truth no one targeted schoolgirls.
00:40:05.000 You can check the references.
00:40:07.000 Tragedy?
00:40:07.000 Yes.
00:40:08.000 Obviously, the IRGC put a military installation next to the school.
00:40:12.000 Bad intel led to the school being mistargeted.
00:40:15.000 This has happened many times in war.
00:40:16.000 Josh has actually been there, he's discussed it.
00:40:20.000 When you're on the field, it happens all the time.
00:40:22.000 It's terrible when it does.
00:40:23.000 Keep in mind that the IRGC and Islamists routinely put installations next to schools, put kids in a line of fire, use them as human shields. 0.73
00:40:32.000 This would require the premise that we knowingly shot, killed, exterminated schoolgirls.
00:40:38.000 And a lot of people in his orbit and people that he aligns with, like Tucker Carlson's, have insinuated at the very least that we did it on purpose and we knew what we were doing.
00:40:45.000 Right.
00:40:46.000 Yeah.
00:40:46.000 So, okay.
00:40:47.000 You think you can impeach on that?
00:40:48.000 Next claim.
00:40:49.000 Hegsteth can be impeached.
00:40:51.000 Because he illegally killed drug boat traffickers.
00:40:55.000 Here's the truth there's nothing illegal about killing terrorists.
00:41:02.000 The drug boat, the narco traffickers, were declared narco terrorists, a foreign terrorist organization, which, by the way, the president has the authority to do.
00:41:11.000 I don't know if you know this, but terrorist organizations become them because they are declared them.
00:41:17.000 You can do the same thing with the Taliban, ISIS, Al Qaeda.
00:41:21.000 The view.
00:41:22.000 The view?
00:41:24.000 If only.
00:41:26.000 He has no right to kill. 0.99
00:41:28.000 Well, you have the right to kill terrorists. 0.97
00:41:29.000 Who decides? 0.99
00:41:30.000 The same way we've always decided.
00:41:31.000 Well, I don't like it.
00:41:33.000 Which is why this little ditty has always been one of my favorites.
00:41:36.000 Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of cartel punks.
00:41:40.000 They left from a Venezuelan port and then they got blown up.
00:41:45.000 And then they got blown up.
00:41:48.000 I forgot that one.
00:41:49.000 The fact that this is even being argued.
00:41:51.000 Yeah.
00:41:52.000 Yeah.
00:41:52.000 The fact that we're sitting here like, oh, you know what?
00:41:55.000 I don't like that he killed narco terrorists. 0.99
00:41:59.000 Yeah.
00:42:00.000 And remember, this was the optics of the left.
00:42:01.000 These could have been fishermen with six outboard motors.
00:42:04.000 Yeah.
00:42:05.000 And drums full of stuff.
00:42:07.000 Listen, by the way, he did it on day one.
00:42:09.000 He gave them a lot of warning.
00:42:11.000 Yes.
00:42:12.000 Make sure that they got their act together. 0.99
00:42:13.000 Go screw yourselves, guys. 0.97
00:42:15.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:42:16.000 This is where we are.
00:42:17.000 Okay. 0.99
00:42:17.000 Yeah, that's why I'm this close to not even talking about this shit anymore. 0.99
00:42:22.000 I know. 1.00
00:42:22.000 I'm that cynical because of shit like this. 1.00
00:42:24.000 And Taylorico is not fucking. 1.00
00:42:27.000 Getting the traction he's getting is that's all bullshit. 1.00
00:42:30.000 Yeah, it's all bullshit. 1.00
00:42:31.000 And the Republican, and I'm the most negative guy I've ever met. 1.00
00:42:34.000 Republicans are gonna win the midterms, by the way.
00:42:36.000 You think they are?
00:42:37.000 Absolutely. 0.99
00:42:38.000 You heard me say about Joe Biden fucking ending his career. 0.99
00:42:40.000 That debate I was right. 0.99
00:42:41.000 I'll be right.
00:42:42.000 I'm more sure about this.
00:42:43.000 Really? 1.00
00:42:43.000 Okay, because all that other bullshit is five guys running the fucking planet. 1.00
00:42:48.000 I'm telling you, it's a show. 1.00
00:42:50.000 It is a show.
00:42:51.000 I'm this close.
00:42:52.000 Thank God you pay me so well. 0.99
00:42:53.000 I would have fucking walked away from my show. 0.98
00:42:56.000 I can't take it seriously anymore. 0.99
00:42:58.000 I can't.
00:42:58.000 I am that jaded and cynical.
00:43:00.000 I don't believe elections are fucking real. 0.98
00:43:02.000 I'm going to show up anyways in case they are because that's what they want me to do, right? 0.98
00:43:07.000 I just can't take it seriously.
00:43:09.000 I can't believe the DSA candidates are even getting this. 1.00
00:43:12.000 I can't believe Mamdani's a fucking mayor. 1.00
00:43:15.000 It's bigger than left, right. 1.00
00:43:17.000 Can you believe that Tucker Carlson and Massey are saying, let's impeach Pete Hegseth and saying that Donald Trump is the worst president of our lifetime?
00:43:24.000 These are guys who are supposed to be conservative Republicans.
00:43:27.000 I don't know who's controlling them either.
00:43:29.000 Yeah, I think that's a valid question.
00:43:31.000 It's weird.
00:43:32.000 Tucker Carlson was a guy I always looked up to.
00:43:34.000 He always seemed right on the money to me.
00:43:36.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:43:36.000 Very smart, well thought out a lot of shit. 1.00
00:43:39.000 And then I saw this. 1.00
00:43:40.000 Yeah.
00:43:40.000 And I'm going, and I know you say, well, they're doing it for clicks and stay famous.
00:43:44.000 And that's probably right.
00:43:45.000 I just, I'm this close to going. 0.99
00:43:48.000 I should have stuck to dick jokes. 0.99
00:43:51.000 Should have been doing arena's body. 0.98
00:43:52.000 There's a little of column A, a little of column B.
00:43:54.000 And we should all do well.
00:43:59.000 Here's the next claim that Massey, because no true Scotsman makes, that Heg Seth threatened Senator Mark Kelly's military rank and benefits over protected speech.
00:44:12.000 Here's the truth Kelly encouraged soldiers to disobey legal orders. 0.79
00:44:17.000 And as a retired service member, he can be punished under the Uniform Code of Military Justice.
00:44:22.000 Check out the references, just so you know.
00:44:24.000 You may think that it's ill advised.
00:44:27.000 You may not like it, but impeachable?
00:44:30.000 And the one thing I notice is the same people go, oh, it's left, right, man.
00:44:33.000 No, no, no, it's the truth.
00:44:35.000 People like Massey, they always start with a false premise, right?
00:44:38.000 Their premise is, it's protected speech.
00:44:41.000 And so clearly, this was politically motivated.
00:44:44.000 No, the truth is, it's actually not.
00:44:46.000 He advised people to disobey legal orders, and there's plenty of precedent here.
00:44:49.000 He can be punished.
00:44:50.000 There's a code for it.
00:44:51.000 For it, to be clear, you may not like it, but if you're going to start impeaching anyone who is getting anything done for your side, it better be based on something truthful.
00:45:01.000 That's the primary takeaway here.
00:45:03.000 Here's the next claim that he makes.
00:45:06.000 And this one, to me, just tells you where his spirit is.
00:45:11.000 Tell me how any part of this is America First.
00:45:16.000 Basis for the impeachment is that Hegseth oversaw the illegal kidnapping of Maduro.
00:45:21.000 He should be impeached.
00:45:22.000 Because of the kidnapping of Maduro.
00:45:25.000 Yes, yes, yes.
00:45:26.000 The one who was kidnapped wasn't shot, wasn't killed, was taken into custody in the middle of the night in what was an unbelievably peaceful operation, relatively speaking, when taking out a world dictator.
00:45:40.000 Yes, that is the basis for impeachment.
00:45:42.000 Here's the truth.
00:45:43.000 Of course, Maduro's capture was completely legal as well as awesome.
00:45:48.000 He was indicted before he was captured.
00:45:51.000 We've done this before.
00:45:53.000 We captured, for example, I believe it was 1990, Emmanuel Noriega.
00:45:57.000 The Benghazi attack mastermind, right, Ahmed Abu Qatala.
00:46:01.000 I hope I'm getting that name wrong.
00:46:02.000 And here's another truth for you.
00:46:03.000 The UN concluded that Maduro committed crimes against humanity.
00:46:07.000 Whoops.
00:46:08.000 They reinforced that conclusion at least five times.
00:46:11.000 We are the only ones that did anything about this conclusion.
00:46:14.000 That's exactly right.
00:46:15.000 Yeah.
00:46:15.000 And there were multiple courts that said, of course, by the way, the Venezuelan regime owes American corporations about $11 billion for creating the oil infrastructure.
00:46:24.000 They just stole it and committed crimes against their own people.
00:46:27.000 There was no debate about this, none whatsoever.
00:46:30.000 And he was captured in custody.
00:46:33.000 How do you want to impeach the Secretary of War for non lethally taking out a dictator who was starving his own citizens to death to the point that international governing pussified bodies said, yeah, these are crimes against humanity?
00:46:50.000 Tell me what part of that is bad other than, I'm a libertarian.
00:46:55.000 Anything, anything.
00:46:56.000 There's nothing but good with Maduro being out.
00:47:00.000 It wasn't even expensive.
00:47:02.000 It was cheap and fun. 1.00
00:47:05.000 Then we took out a bunch of Cuban bodyguards. 1.00
00:47:07.000 So, yeah, that's a double win. 1.00
00:47:08.000 It's a twofer.
00:47:09.000 One guy got shot in the knee.
00:47:11.000 Remember, Trump brought him up in a helicopter?
00:47:13.000 He was a hero.
00:47:14.000 He was a hero.
00:47:14.000 He still landed the thing and got the job done.
00:47:16.000 Yeah, he's like, I don't know what to do anymore.
00:47:18.000 He's like, I'm not going to let my knee being shot take my eye off the prize, which is this is awesome.
00:47:25.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:47:25.000 We are about to take this son of a bitch out and nobody will believe it. 1.00
00:47:29.000 They won't believe it. 1.00
00:47:31.000 And then he's like, wait, Thomas Massey said what?
00:47:34.000 By the way, just change the people. 0.57
00:47:36.000 I guarantee you, Thomas Massey would have no problem if the UN or the Hague, somebody sent in forces to grab BB Netanyahu from Israel and make him face trials for war crimes.
00:47:46.000 He'd be all for it. 0.60
00:47:47.000 Absolutely.
00:47:48.000 There's no logical consistency here.
00:47:49.000 Nope.
00:47:50.000 Come on.
00:47:53.000 No moral compass.
00:47:54.000 It's one of those things, right?
00:47:55.000 Where people are like, oh, man.
00:47:57.000 I want to ask genuinely, you're America first.
00:48:00.000 Okay.
00:48:01.000 Venezuela, one of the most oil rich nations ever.
00:48:05.000 All right.
00:48:07.000 Evil dictator, socialism, by the way, also involved with acting as a landing spot and helping to fund proxies who seek to destroy the United States, working with the Axis of Cuba, in many cases, right, China.
00:48:20.000 We've talked about this.
00:48:21.000 All right.
00:48:21.000 Starving their own citizens.
00:48:23.000 I think the average weight loss for the Venezuelan was something like 25 pounds in about a year and a half. 1.00
00:48:28.000 We ran that study.
00:48:28.000 So international governing bodies saying, yeah, okay, those are crimes against humanity.
00:48:33.000 All right.
00:48:34.000 They stole about $11 billion worth of infrastructure from American companies, which, by the way, of Of course, it would increase while we talk about the cost of gas prices.
00:48:40.000 Hey, what if we actually had use of the infrastructure that we had created in Venezuela? 0.98
00:48:45.000 All of this crap goes on.
00:48:46.000 So we run an unbelievably effective mission to take this person out, put someone in who is far more amenable, not perfect, to work with the United States, giving us access, global access, to these energy reserves. 0.99
00:48:59.000 And we don't even kill him.
00:49:01.000 We just try him in our courts.
00:49:04.000 If you were America first, what part of that is bad?
00:49:08.000 Because America First is not predicated on libertarianism.
00:49:11.000 Ooh, civil rights, right?
00:49:12.000 The people who said that we demand civil rights for terrorists, right?
00:49:15.000 That's what they would say.
00:49:16.000 They deserve all the rights that Americans do.
00:49:18.000 America First should not be libertarianism because libertarianism is not America First.
00:49:23.000 Libertarianism is open borders.
00:49:24.000 Libertarianism is internationalism, right?
00:49:26.000 It's free trade, okay?
00:49:27.000 So America First, make America great again. 0.70
00:49:29.000 Tell me what part of killing drug boat terrorists and taking out an evil dictator like Maduro is bad for America? 0.67
00:49:39.000 Stop with your logic and reasoning.
00:49:42.000 I just want to make sure I understand this.
00:49:44.000 We went in, we took out their leader in a nighttime raid, basically, for all intents and purposes, could have controlled the country and didn't run up the flag.
00:49:51.000 Right.
00:49:53.000 We're so evil.
00:49:53.000 Instead, brokered a deal over energy.
00:49:55.000 Yes, and put the vice president in power.
00:49:57.000 We didn't go select somebody random.
00:50:00.000 Said, yeah, you're the VP. 0.97
00:50:01.000 So I guess now that the P is missing, you're going to be the president.
00:50:03.000 So go for it. 1.00
00:50:04.000 Yeah.
00:50:05.000 Couldn't have been.
00:50:05.000 So this would need to happen after November elections.
00:50:09.000 It's going to fail. 0.99
00:50:10.000 It'd need like two thirds of a Senate vote.
00:50:11.000 It's not going to happen.
00:50:13.000 Even amongst the left, there are too many people, I think, who would be reasonable and go, like, come on, man.
00:50:17.000 This is absolutely paper thin.
00:50:18.000 And there's nothing they love more.
00:50:20.000 I wish I loved anything as much as the left loves impeaching Republicans.
00:50:24.000 This is Massey.
00:50:25.000 I would say he's revealed his true colors.
00:50:27.000 I would say if at some point he appeared to be, you know, your pine cone in shining armor, I would say that now you know exactly who he is.
00:50:38.000 I think you're the only one who.
00:50:38.000 That's a great description.
00:50:39.000 I love it.
00:50:40.000 You're pine cone.
00:50:41.000 And by the way, how catty is it to go.
00:50:43.000 The Department of Defense called the Department of War by this administration.
00:50:47.000 I'm like, actually, they changed the name officially, sir.
00:50:49.000 Yeah.
00:50:50.000 You're referring to a department that no longer exists.
00:50:53.000 Right.
00:50:53.000 Good point.
00:50:56.000 Stupid. 1.00
00:50:57.000 If it looks like a leftist and talks like a leftist. 1.00
00:50:59.000 By the way, speaking of leftists, Monday, November 28th, 6 p.m. Eastern, Boston, the Harvard debate.
00:51:04.000 Change my mind, Professor Edition.
00:51:06.000 We've been doing this for over a decade, trying to get these going, and hopefully they don't pull out the rug from under us.
00:51:12.000 I don't think they're going to.
00:51:13.000 LoudEarthCredit.com slash tickets.
00:51:15.000 You can go and get them there now.
00:51:18.000 At no cost to yourself because this is meant to be available to students.
00:51:21.000 It's different from a stand up event.
00:51:23.000 September 28th, and we'll be streaming it live here.
00:51:26.000 That's what I was going to ask.
00:51:27.000 Yeah, we will be streaming it live and should be, you know, I'm not tenured at Harvard, not since 89.
00:51:32.000 College dropout.
00:51:33.000 College dropout.
00:51:36.000 If our ideas work, it should be productive.
00:51:39.000 We'll see pretty quickly.
00:51:41.000 Travis Kelsey, this one's pretty funny.
00:51:44.000 So, almost all, like, we'll just say this is hyperbole, but virtually 100% of the world's like credits, card scams come from one country, India.
00:51:54.000 I'm sure that's just happenstance.
00:51:56.000 But usually you think of older people who maybe, you know, it's like they get their social security check kind of like you used to see with QVC and they get scared and they get scammed really easily.
00:52:04.000 But the person you don't picture, Travis Kelsey, an all time great, according to Gerald, tight end.
00:52:12.000 He just says he has an all time great tight end.
00:52:15.000 That's not true.
00:52:16.000 Checks out. 0.99
00:52:17.000 Mr. Taylor Swift, as he's known, he fell victim to an Indian Ponzi scheme. 0.89
00:52:23.000 Learning that Travis Kelsey, one of the biggest stars in the NFL, was a victim in a multi million dollar Ponzi scheme.
00:52:29.000 That's what they say.
00:52:30.000 He was one of many high profile people scammed by a man who just pleaded guilty to wire fraud.
00:52:35.000 It's unclear how much Kelsey was involved with the conviction.
00:52:38.000 That fraudster.
00:52:39.000 We reached out to Kelsey's reps, but I haven't heard back.
00:52:43.000 Yeah.
00:52:44.000 How?
00:52:47.000 He's a football player.
00:52:48.000 When someone actually calls me from my bank, when someone calls from the actual fraud department from my bank, and they're clearly calling from Mumbai, I hang up on them just to keep them honest.
00:53:00.000 I say, I don't know that you're not the scammer.
00:53:02.000 Click.
00:53:03.000 You don't talk with them.
00:53:04.000 And then they call back and they ask me a couple of questions, and I give them the wrong answers just to see if they're paying attention.
00:53:08.000 Flick the jab.
00:53:09.000 I talk to them.
00:53:10.000 But you hear them, you go, Oh, okay.
00:53:13.000 I think I know what's going on here.
00:53:14.000 How does Travis Kelsey get scammed? 0.87
00:53:16.000 I go, I'm not interested in your financial thing, but can you tell me how to get semen out of a mouse pad?
00:53:22.000 Well, I'm not supposed to, but what you need actually is some Pride Enjoyed, the cleaner solution.
00:53:30.000 If you can get those and a burrito pad, I have two at my desk.
00:53:34.000 You don't have opening, but why not?
00:53:36.000 They're just sitting like Morgan Freeman before he shuts down the Dark Knight surveillance system.
00:53:41.000 But am I tied to him, too?
00:53:42.000 Can't wait till he kicks off.
00:53:43.000 Oh, stop it. 1.00
00:53:44.000 Fuck him. 1.00
00:53:45.000 Jesus Christ. 1.00
00:53:46.000 Glad to see Hollerhead's giving him a shot with commercials.
00:53:50.000 Christ almighty.
00:53:51.000 Well, I guess I'm surprised that Travis Kelsey was scammed because he seems like a sharp enough guy.
00:53:56.000 Probably too busy.
00:53:57.000 He's got too many things going on.
00:53:58.000 You know what I mean?
00:53:58.000 Yeah, posting things like this.
00:54:01.000 I just gave a squirrel, misspelled squirrel.
00:54:03.000 He did.
00:54:04.000 A piece, misspelled piece of bread and it straight smashed all of it.
00:54:09.000 Four exclamation marks.
00:54:10.000 I had no idea they ate bread like that.
00:54:13.000 Ha ha, hashtag crazy.
00:54:18.000 I'm wondering.
00:54:19.000 Wait, What was it, Delta Nine?
00:54:22.000 That's got to be what he said.
00:54:22.000 I'm wondering if he was.
00:54:25.000 It's the chicken or the egg. 1.00
00:54:26.000 Was he targeted by scammers because of how stupid his social media posts are? 1.00
00:54:31.000 And by the way, this is not even. 1.00
00:54:35.000 It's not about an opinion.
00:54:36.000 It's just.
00:54:38.000 This is a fundamental. 1.00
00:54:39.000 It's a foundationally stupid piece of writing. 1.00
00:54:42.000 Let me read it again. 1.00
00:54:43.000 I just.
00:54:43.000 And I'll spell it off you.
00:54:45.000 I just gave a squirrel, S Q U I R L E, a piece, P E I C E, of bread, and it straight smashed all of it.
00:54:58.000 Four exclamation points.
00:54:59.000 I had no idea they ate bread like that.
00:55:02.000 Two exclamations.
00:55:03.000 Ha ha, hashtag crazy.
00:55:06.000 If you don't know that squirrels go nuts for bread, food, how could you know anything?
00:55:16.000 I feel like all the scammers had to do is like, hey, Grok, based on recent posts, who should we scam?
00:55:22.000 And it just pulled Travis Kelsey out. 1.00
00:55:24.000 This guy's retarded. 1.00
00:55:25.000 It's been kind of a wigger. 1.00
00:55:27.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:55:28.000 There's definitely.
00:55:28.000 What?
00:55:29.000 Travis Kelsey is?
00:55:30.000 Jesus.
00:55:31.000 Yeah, he only dated.
00:55:32.000 Am I really a football player?
00:55:34.000 They had him play on that grotesquery show. 0.98
00:55:36.000 He was the nurse who was attracted to the old, fat black lady. 0.97
00:55:40.000 He was like, hmm, hey, yeah, you know, I just think you're a beautiful woman. 0.96
00:55:43.000 Yeah, he doesn't talk like that in real life. 1.00
00:55:45.000 He had a black girlfriend, and I don't like him either, so it's fine. 0.97
00:55:48.000 And he's surrounded by brothers, you know, for the last 15 years and a lot. 1.00
00:55:52.000 He's kind of a, you know, token.
00:55:54.000 Yeah, but even brothers wouldn't know that you gave squirrels a piece of bread.
00:55:57.000 No, but I'm just saying the way he said squirrel.
00:55:59.000 Oh, that's how they were saying it.
00:56:01.000 Hey, squirrel.
00:56:03.000 He wrote squirrely.
00:56:04.000 No, I just don't think he knows how to spell.
00:56:06.000 You're not explicitly. 0.99
00:56:07.000 No, black people say explicitly. 1.00
00:56:08.000 Get out of the world. 1.00
00:56:10.000 It's a multi grain.
00:56:11.000 First of all, you really think he's typing that, or you got somebody doing it?
00:56:13.000 Yeah, well.
00:56:15.000 This, I think he's typing.
00:56:16.000 I think that was.
00:56:17.000 Man, what is this?
00:56:19.000 Right.
00:56:19.000 This was from 2011, so that was two years before he was in the NFL.
00:56:22.000 Oh, no.
00:56:23.000 He can't even blame CTE.
00:56:25.000 Hey, ChatGPT.
00:56:27.000 I want to scam someone. 1.00
00:56:29.000 Can you tell me someone's stupid? 1.00
00:56:31.000 Look at this. 1.00
00:56:32.000 There's a lot dumber people in the NFL than him. 1.00
00:56:35.000 That's true. 1.00
00:56:36.000 But he just got scammed by.
00:56:38.000 That's Taylor Swift first, I guess his previous girl. 1.00
00:56:42.000 I got to be honest, the black chicks huddle. 0.98
00:56:43.000 Yeah, I don't know. 0.93
00:56:44.000 No, no, no.
00:56:45.000 Look at how he's like, Yeah, I've got to act hard and tough.
00:56:48.000 And the other one's like, Hi, I'm just a normal white guy with Taylor.
00:56:51.000 I know.
00:56:51.000 That doesn't even look like him.
00:56:52.000 Yeah.
00:56:53.000 Yeah.
00:56:54.000 He runs the right. 1.00
00:56:55.000 He's like, Shit, man. 1.00
00:56:56.000 I done time. 1.00
00:56:57.000 The last one, he's like, I'd love to meet your father.
00:57:02.000 I love your album.
00:57:03.000 What?
00:57:04.000 Like David Cassidy.
00:57:06.000 To Nick's point.
00:57:08.000 There you go. There you go. There you go.
00:57:11.000 Yeah.
00:57:11.000 Nick hasn't updated it, though.
00:57:13.000 Ever since he started dating Taylor Swift, he's like just stone cold white dude.
00:57:16.000 Hey.
00:57:17.000 Yeah, no, that's.
00:57:18.000 Bring up that last one again.
00:57:18.000 It's like, hey, hey, you ever been with a dude with minion glasses?
00:57:28.000 Bring it as in over here.
00:57:29.000 Come on.
00:57:31.000 He looks like the missing Tate brother.
00:57:34.000 No, we know where they are.
00:57:35.000 It's true.
00:57:36.000 That's why he's missing.
00:57:37.000 Hey, Chad GBT, how would I get a hold of Tates for investment? 1.00
00:57:43.000 So unsurprising, the scammer was an illegal immigrant named Siddharth Jawahar. 0.99
00:57:50.000 Jawahar. 0.91
00:57:51.000 And he operates out of, or did, Texas. 0.90
00:57:56.000 Sentenced to 11 years in prison and ordered to pay victims $31 million.
00:58:01.000 That's good.
00:58:02.000 Now let's do all of them.
00:58:03.000 That's good.
00:58:03.000 Can't abate.
00:58:05.000 Yeah.
00:58:06.000 No!
00:58:07.000 No! 0.98
00:58:09.000 Get him behind the ears.
00:58:10.000 Yeah.
00:58:11.000 He goes in and asks him to remodel his cell.
00:58:13.000 I want the toilet out.
00:58:17.000 No need.
00:58:17.000 Waste of space.
00:58:19.000 What is the large bowl?
00:58:22.000 Waste of space.
00:58:23.000 I need space for waste.
00:58:24.000 And here is speaking of, you know, because it doesn't mean anything to be American, right?
00:58:30.000 Everyone is all American, including Siddharth Jawahar.
00:58:34.000 I am homecoming king.
00:58:38.000 All American Texas names.
00:58:40.000 Did you see this?
00:58:41.000 Remember that picture we talked about, UT?
00:58:43.000 It was from Beau French's post.
00:58:45.000 Yeah, bring that up.
00:58:46.000 The name.
00:58:47.000 Of one of the guys there.
00:58:50.000 And he gave some interviews to CNN.
00:58:54.000 His name is, and this is not the most, just to be clear, this is not the most.
00:58:58.000 When I say that certain cultures are incompatible with the United States or less compatible than others, I just want you to know that this is not my primary exhibit.
00:59:10.000 Right.
00:59:11.000 But it is one of them.
00:59:12.000 It started the conversation, but it may not have been the jumping off point.
00:59:15.000 His name.
00:59:18.000 Like, I don't think, to give you an idea, when we compare it to other countries, I don't think that I could go to India. 1.00
00:59:23.000 And I know they have like 59 different languages that they use because it's Tower of Babel, because even God can't stand them. 0.89
00:59:31.000 But if I were to pick their main native tongue, if I were to go and try to legally change my name to like, hey, what would you like to be called? 1.00
00:59:39.000 Like in your, in Hindi, I want my name to be first name, get, last name, fucked. 0.99
00:59:45.000 I want everyone to have to greet me as get fucked. 0.99
00:59:48.000 That's what I want people to say. 1.00
00:59:50.000 No, you don't never tell me to, you don't never tell me to get fucked. 0.98
00:59:53.000 I'd be like, oh, well, that's my name though. 0.97
00:59:55.000 They probably wouldn't allow it because you'd have to respect their customs.
00:59:58.000 Okay, flip side.
00:59:59.000 United States.
01:00:00.000 This guy is here.
01:00:01.000 I don't believe that any American should be forced to refer to a man, even if it's his real name, as Diarrhea Gupta.
01:00:13.000 I refuse to go along with it.
01:00:15.000 It's Diarrhea. 0.99
01:00:17.000 If anybody, any ethnicity's last name is going to be Diarrhea, it's got to be an Indian guy. 0.99
01:00:22.000 Well, that's the thing. 1.00
01:00:23.000 So it's right on the money. 1.00
01:00:25.000 It's like a Jewish guy's last name is greedy. 1.00
01:00:27.000 Exactly. 1.00
01:00:28.000 Well, the best part is put it all together.
01:00:31.000 Diarrhea Gupta.
01:00:32.000 His last name is the sound you hear when making his first name.
01:00:36.000 That's right.
01:00:37.000 Oh, no.
01:00:39.000 Oh, visual.
01:00:40.000 Oh, oh.
01:00:43.000 And see, my point is my only point is that we don't have to accept it.
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01:01:10.000 Is that.
01:01:12.000 I keep.
01:01:13.000 What is that?
01:01:15.000 Sounds like it's coming up from there.
01:01:21.000 What are you doing?
01:01:22.000 It is I, the phantom of the studio!
01:01:26.000 Okay, we've been through this Applejack.
01:01:28.000 Can you take it outside?
01:01:30.000 Can you just go somewhere?
01:01:32.000 You and I, Steven, we are destined to do this dance till the end of time!
01:01:48.000 Oh, oh, oh, oh,