Louder with Crowder - AOC & Stephen Colbert LOVE Telling Big Fat Lies! | Louder with Crowder

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00:00:07.000 Okay, here we go.

00:00:14.000 Previously on Louder With Crowder World.

00:00:22.000 How bad is it out there, Bernard Hodge?

00:00:27.000 you It seems that the YouTube algorithm has advanced beyond all comprehension.

00:00:32.000 They're evolving at a rate beyond their programming.

00:00:35.000 It extends well beyond the trend of modernization.

00:00:37.000 But now it's suggested feeds and it seems to even be targeting subscribers themselves. 0.77

00:00:43.000 Dammit, Bernard Hodge, what are you trying to tell me?

00:00:47.000 I'm saying that people need to hit the notification bell now if they want to see your content at all. 1.00

00:00:52.000 And more clearly it might be even more necessary than ever because... YouTube has become a liberal sh**hole. 0.95

00:00:59.000 You say this like it's a bad thing. 0.98

00:01:01.000 What?

00:01:01.000 YouTube's algorithms are here to protect you.

00:01:04.000 They're perfect.

00:01:05.000 A progression, if you will. 0.99

00:01:09.000 Oh, sh**! What the fu- ♫ ♫ ♫ 0.99

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00:02:02.000 Live from Mug Club, it's cultural appropriation time! 0.93

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00:02:11.000 Welcome back to Cultural Appropriation Month!

00:02:13.000 Uh, uh, yeah.

00:02:20.000 Uh-huh.

00:02:21.000 Oh, no.

00:02:48.000 It's a journey home. That's what I know. You're a strange animal. You're coming home. It's a beauty.

00:03:02.000 Delicious.

00:03:10.000 Yeah.

00:03:11.000 Fantastic.

00:03:12.000 Glad to be with you tomorrow, Cultural Appropriation Month.

00:03:14.000 Italy.

00:03:15.000 Can't believe we didn't do Italy.

00:03:16.000 Really?

00:03:17.000 We did not do Italy.

00:03:18.000 Is this the eighth year or ninth year?

00:03:20.000 Is it?

00:03:21.000 I think we're gonna stop Cultural Appropriation Month after year ten.

00:03:24.000 Are we?

00:03:24.000 Okay.

00:03:25.000 Just because there are no more countries.

00:03:26.000 It's ten.

00:03:27.000 They come up with different reasons for us to make fun of them.

00:03:30.000 Yeah, I guess so.

00:03:31.000 I mean, but we've done, like, California.

00:03:33.000 We could do New Jersey or New York.

00:03:36.000 Nah, we'll stop at ten.

00:03:38.000 We just said Italy.

00:03:41.000 Yes, exactly.

00:03:42.000 Yeah, why would we do that?

00:03:43.000 It's like we could do Hoboken.

00:03:45.000 Schenectady, you're next.

00:03:46.000 We're going to film it live at Cake Boss.

00:03:50.000 Speaking of things to make fun of, AOC may run for president.

00:03:53.000 Isn't that great?

00:03:54.000 Oh, please.

00:03:54.000 And we have, of course, you heard the testimony yesterday, the January... Why have I not been addressing the January 6th committee, hearing, theater, world premiere?

00:04:04.000 Because there's nothing there, okay?

00:04:06.000 So now the darling of the left, uh, bitch Cassidy, she is, uh, up there and we'll talk about this at her testimony where she was saying that Donald Trump did this in the car and tried to... and it's immediately verifiably false. 0.92

00:04:19.000 But that doesn't stop the media from running with it. 0.94

00:04:21.000 This is the problem.

00:04:22.000 You shouldn't say verifiably false. 0.99

00:04:24.000 I should say it's he said, it's he said, bitch said. 1.00

00:04:27.000 That's where we are right now. 0.99

00:04:28.000 And by the way, Bitch Cassidy also said that Donald Trump did these horrible things before she wanted to have a job with him. 1.00

00:04:35.000 Again. 0.94

00:04:38.000 It's like Colin Kaepernick applying for slavery.

00:04:41.000 Yeah, absolutely.

00:04:42.000 So we'll be talking about that.

00:04:43.000 We'll be talking about NATO.

00:04:44.000 Finland and Sweden want to join NATO.

00:04:47.000 I wouldn't let them.

00:04:49.000 And I guess that's my, well, you know what, we'll get to the question of the day with each segment.

00:04:52.000 And then, of course, Elmo got his COVID vaccine.

00:04:55.000 Oh, finally.

00:04:55.000 And the Shakes.

00:04:56.000 The Johnson & Johnson?

00:04:59.000 No, Elmo got AstraZeneca!

00:05:06.000 My heart hurts.

00:05:07.000 Elmo tastes pennies!

00:05:10.000 So, Gerald, the best man, the better man, just don't ask him about preeclampsia.

00:05:15.000 It's okay.

00:05:17.000 We corrected it live on air, but people will never let you let it down.

00:05:19.000 I know, they won't.

00:05:19.000 I totally confused it.

00:05:20.000 You still gave some life-saving advice.

00:05:22.000 And then he is the fastest man on his feet, and we are on tour in the fall.

00:05:27.000 The Rebels With a Cause comedy tour, loudearthcrowder.com slash tour, and it has kicked off September 16th in Arizona at the Federal Theater in Houston.

00:05:35.000 September 17th at the Smart Financial Center.

00:05:37.000 So those are the first two dates.

00:05:38.000 Boom.

00:05:39.000 So get your tickets now.

00:05:40.000 The rest of them, you know, it's each month.

00:05:41.000 We do at least one or two dates in the fall.

00:05:43.000 Dave Landau, how are you?

00:05:44.000 Ahoy.

00:05:45.000 Good.

00:05:45.000 How about you?

00:05:46.000 What was that ahoy?

00:05:47.000 I half coughed, I think.

00:05:48.000 Okay.

00:05:50.000 You don't even know what it was?

00:05:51.000 No, I'm scared now.

00:05:52.000 I'm gonna... I should see my... That was your soul leaving your body.

00:05:56.000 I know.

00:05:56.000 Grab it.

00:05:57.000 I just lost 21 grams.

00:05:59.000 Yes. 0.99

00:06:00.000 Boy, was that a crap film. 1.00

00:06:01.000 Oh, I know. 1.00

00:06:03.000 It's the weight of the soul.

00:06:04.000 I don't know.

00:06:05.000 I'm leaving the theater.

00:06:07.000 It's the weight of the soul.

00:06:07.000 No, it's actually dehydration that occurs.

00:06:09.000 Well, shut up. 0.98

00:06:10.000 That's not a good title. 1.00

00:06:11.000 I think it's just allergies.

00:06:12.000 That's what it was.

00:06:13.000 Yeah, I don't know what that was.

00:06:14.000 Let me try that again.

00:06:15.000 Ahoy! 0.99

00:06:16.000 How are you?

00:06:16.000 I'm doing fine.

00:06:18.000 But I'm doing better now that we get to address AOC.

00:06:21.000 So AOC was on Stephen Colbert.

00:06:23.000 Yes.

00:06:24.000 This was yesterday, and we're going to go through some of the claims versus the truth of what she made.

00:06:27.000 She's trying to claim that with the Supreme Court, that basically we're looking at overturning the idea that interracial marriage is legal. 0.98

00:06:35.000 She even goes as far back as the Emancipation Proclamation and gets some dates wrong.

00:06:40.000 But we'll get to that before she is begged by Mr. Colbert to run for president, which we will address.

00:06:46.000 But this is just an example, again, we see what's happening right now, where the media wants to give a platform to something that really shouldn't be given a platform.

00:06:56.000 I'm not saying she shouldn't be given a platform.

00:06:58.000 But this idea that we need to rehash and go through the Supreme Court ruling and make up things that just aren't true, this is how they gin up riots.

00:07:07.000 And then, of course, encourage the riots to continue as Kamala Harris did, as Maxine Waters did, as we saw with the Black Lives Matter riots, as we just saw again with Maxine Waters right now.

00:07:16.000 This is how you inspire the riots.

00:07:18.000 And then, of course, the left, unlike Donald Trump, through their direct words, called people to action.

00:07:22.000 With the riots.

00:07:23.000 So my question to you is, do you want AOC to run for president?

00:07:32.000 Don't.

00:07:33.000 Just take some time to process it.

00:07:35.000 Think it through.

00:07:36.000 Because your initial answer of, ugh, may not be correct.

00:07:40.000 So let's get to the first claim that AOC makes here on Stephen Colbert Show.

00:07:47.000 She's compared the Dobbs Decision to the pre-Civil War court's ruling on Dred Scott versus Sanford.

00:07:55.000 Here we go.

00:07:56.000 What actions, you know, do you, would you like to see from your fellow lawmakers?

00:08:01.000 Because the court's response to that might be, Alito specifically says, return this to the elected representatives of the people, that where they, he believes that that's where legitimacy, at least the issues of Roe, of abortion, should be returned to the people.

00:08:16.000 What action would you like to see the Congress take?

00:08:18.000 Well, I think that history really informs a lot.

00:08:22.000 And it gives us lessons here.

00:08:23.000 Because this is not the first time that this has happened.

00:08:26.000 In the 1800s, the Supreme Court was taken over by the Confederate South.

00:08:32.000 And we're starting to rule in ways that limited Abraham Lincoln, for example.

00:08:38.000 In the Dred Scott ruling, they ruled that black Americans are not and can never be full citizens of the United States.

00:08:43.000 And what did Abraham Lincoln do?

00:08:45.000 He signed the Emancipation Proclamation.

00:08:48.000 He ignored the gross overreach and abuse of power during Franklin Delano Roosevelt's attempt to restore the country during the Great Depression with the Green New Deal.

00:09:00.000 I mean, not the Green New Deal.

00:09:01.000 The New Deal!

00:09:03.000 The New Deal!

00:09:04.000 Narcissistic slip! 0.87

00:09:06.000 Sorry. 0.97

00:09:07.000 Sorry, just a snip of the sociopath. 0.94

00:09:09.000 Sorry, just a snip of the sociopath. 0.88

00:09:11.000 Attempting to prevent us from passing the law.

00:09:15.000 And Franklin Delano Roosevelt threatened to expand the court.

00:09:19.000 And in his adoption of that position, despite the fact that Congress didn't do it at that time, although Lincoln did,

00:09:26.000 the fear of the court's power being minimized caused them to back off their overreach and abuse of power.

00:09:36.000 So I know it's pretty tough where I'm going to have to hit you with the truth because she was nonsensical.

00:09:42.000 But first off, Gerald A., you had a very good point.

00:09:45.000 I had a couple of points here.

00:09:46.000 I just want to give you a timeline.

00:09:48.000 1857 Dred Scott decision.

00:09:48.000 1861 Lincoln takes office.

00:09:52.000 1863 Emancipation Proclamation.

00:09:53.000 That's why I said wrong.

00:09:55.000 His response to this was not the Emancipation Proclamation.

00:09:58.000 That was to start a war. 0.79

00:10:00.000 He had other aims in mind.

00:10:02.000 By the way, the 13th and 14th Amendment took care of that ruling.

00:10:06.000 And you know what Lincoln said?

00:10:07.000 He's actually quoted as saying this.

00:10:09.000 It would have been helpful if her researchers had maybe read three paragraphs more about this decision.

00:10:14.000 Lincoln said, Offered no resistance to this decision.

00:10:18.000 He thought that the United States system was so robust that the courts could be corrected and it was not worth getting rid of them just because you didn't like the decision.

00:10:26.000 Unfortunately, you know, it wasn't as robust.

00:10:28.000 The back of his head.

00:10:29.000 No.

00:10:30.000 Not very sturdy.

00:10:32.000 Large hats, but apparently couldn't fit a little bit of Kevlar.

00:10:35.000 So back then, headshot took a while to die.

00:10:37.000 Yes, it did.

00:10:40.000 Also, here's another truth that you guys need to know.

00:10:42.000 The ruling in Scott v. Sanford was wrong because it removed life and liberty without due process.

00:10:48.000 And like Gerald just said, the 13th and 14th Amendments protected against it.

00:10:53.000 And the decision, by the way, was awful.

00:10:55.000 It was overturned.

00:10:56.000 Just like Roe.

00:10:59.000 Just like Roe.

00:11:01.000 That's what's important to note.

00:11:02.000 It's not legislating from the bench, it's interpreting.

00:11:06.000 And hopefully you're an originalist, a constitutionalist, interpreting the Constitution.

00:11:10.000 It's not creating new rights that don't exist.

00:11:13.000 It's not creating new laws that shouldn't exist constitutionally.

00:11:16.000 That is not the job of the court.

00:11:19.000 And by the way, I think one could argue That killing an unborn baby isn't so different from forced servitude.

00:11:27.000 I would almost argue that it's in some ways worse.

00:11:30.000 Right.

00:11:30.000 It's really interesting that the example she gives in Taney's majority opinion, he said that African people were property.

00:11:37.000 Their entire argument rests on a child in the womb not being a person.

00:11:41.000 Right. 0.95

00:11:42.000 It's a black person on my farm.

00:11:43.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:11:44.000 Or a black child in the womb. 0.99

00:11:47.000 Either way, you're saying that it's your property. 0.98

00:11:49.000 Exactly.

00:11:49.000 It's a separate being.

00:11:50.000 And you can do with it what you want.

00:11:51.000 That's exactly the argument they're making, is what slaveholders said.

00:11:54.000 It's my property, I get to do with it what I want.

00:11:56.000 Right.

00:11:57.000 Do you really want to be making that argument, AOC?

00:11:58.000 Right, it's like a J.G.

00:12:00.000 Wentworth commercial for slavery.

00:12:01.000 It's my slave and I need him now!

00:12:06.000 Someone in a Viking hat.

00:12:07.000 Call J.G.

00:12:08.000 Wentworth! 0.56

00:12:12.000 I'll be honest, that's the third time I've tried to watch that clip and I can't get past the fourth word, maybe.

00:12:18.000 I just zone out.

00:12:20.000 I can't do it.

00:12:20.000 I think the resemblance to Carson in Early Letterman is uncanny.

00:12:24.000 Oh, it's just flying by the seat of your pants fun.

00:12:26.000 Yeah, I know.

00:12:28.000 Dick Cavett was thought of as being more subdued, the thinking man, sort of late night thing.

00:12:33.000 And it's still way funnier than Stephen Colbert.

00:12:35.000 Way better.

00:12:36.000 Actually, I like Dick Cavett.

00:12:38.000 Dick Cavett came off genuine in his style of interviewing.

00:12:41.000 Stephen Colbert is an improviser from the second city doing whatever this is now. 0.99

00:12:47.000 Sucking. 1.00

00:12:47.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:12:49.000 So here is another claim that AOC makes.

00:12:51.000 Let's just rattle these off.

00:12:53.000 And by the way, all references are available at lightearthcrowder.com.

00:12:57.000 She suggested that packing the court would be a good idea, even though she just didn't... what you just heard her say, right, because they were concerned... She meant packing it with slaves.

00:13:05.000 Yes, yes, exactly.

00:13:08.000 She prefers the term lesser people.

00:13:09.000 I'm sorry, my bad.

00:13:10.000 Lesser people. 0.53

00:13:11.000 Property.

00:13:12.000 Just a bunch of baby slaves. 1.00

00:13:15.000 I think I found a loophole!

00:13:17.000 Yay! 0.99

00:13:17.000 Yeah, I don't understand. 0.99

00:13:20.000 Why do these cotton fields look like a Cabbage Patch commercial?

00:13:23.000 Take a picture of me looking at them sad.

00:13:28.000 You know what?

00:13:29.000 Never mind.

00:13:29.000 I'll just do it outside of my apartment.

00:13:30.000 You can edit them in.

00:13:31.000 Yeah, it's fine.

00:13:32.000 Green screen, let's go! 0.74

00:13:33.000 Yes.

00:13:37.000 The only person whose organic photo ops require Peter Jackson.

00:13:40.000 No.

00:13:42.000 And she's a frightener. 1.00

00:13:43.000 She suggested, even though she just said, that because they were concerned about the power of the court being minimized, they decided not to.

00:13:49.000 She then goes on to say, she says, let's pack the court, meaning expand the court, to minimize its power.

00:13:56.000 What we saw was an overreach from the Supreme Court attempting to prevent us from passing these laws.

00:14:03.000 And Franklin Delano Roosevelt threatened to expand the court.

00:14:07.000 And in his adoption of that position, despite the fact that Congress didn't do it at that time, although Lincoln did, the fear of the court's power being minimized caused them

00:14:20.000 to back off their overreach and abuse of power. I believe that

00:14:25.000 President Biden should entertain expansion of the Supreme Court.

00:14:29.000 I believe that wonderful time in America.

00:14:33.000 Take off your shirt.

00:14:38.000 We've asked you.

00:14:39.000 Stop yelling that.

00:14:41.000 It's just Biden.

00:14:42.000 I heard my name.

00:14:43.000 Sorry.

00:14:43.000 And I saw a shirt that I didn't like.

00:14:48.000 It's him and Hunter.

00:14:49.000 It's the eighth time we've told you guys.

00:14:51.000 Right.

00:14:52.000 Hunters puts away his crack pipe.

00:14:54.000 All right.

00:14:55.000 I remember back in the day when we used to be able to smoke on planes.

00:14:58.000 Now I can't even have a little bit of crack with a late night show?

00:15:00.000 Come on.

00:15:01.000 All right, Mr. Crowd Animator.

00:15:03.000 So... I can still smoke crack on my plane that China bought me.

00:15:07.000 Right.

00:15:07.000 You have any ideas how many times I smoked it on the Epstein Express?

00:15:12.000 So that's what she said.

00:15:14.000 Here's the truth, okay?

00:15:16.000 Abraham Lincoln, Republican by the way, added a new circuit court and a new justice to ensure that he could prosecute a war against the South.

00:15:23.000 Now...

00:15:24.000 It's also important to note, yes, it is true that the numbers of the justices changed early on in this country.

00:15:29.000 When was the last time we did it?

00:15:31.000 Was it 1869, 1870-something, the last time we changed the number of Supreme Court justices?

00:15:37.000 Someone just get that to me, 30 seconds or less please.

00:15:39.000 In the 60s or 70s?

00:15:41.000 1800s.

00:15:44.000 The reason that they changed it is because, keep in mind, this was a country that was growing.

00:15:48.000 This was a country that had a population that changed dramatically, and back then travel was a lot more complicated.

00:15:53.000 So it really related to the circuit courts, and once they said, okay, this is too difficult for them to have these meetings, these amount of times per year, so this is how we're going to do the Supreme Court, this is the number of people we believe this is appropriate, it has now been since the 1800s that we have stayed with that number.

00:16:09.000 That's important to note.

00:16:10.000 Yeah, and her reference to Roosevelt is like a five-year-old saying, well, he did it too, why am I getting in trouble?

00:16:16.000 Roosevelt had a bad idea.

00:16:17.000 He threatened the court so that he could manipulate a branch of government.

00:16:22.000 And here's what's unsaid there.

00:16:24.000 Here's what's unsaid there.

00:16:25.000 She's saying, you know, before he was opposed and when he tried to.

00:16:29.000 Okay, Franklin Delano Roosevelt, by the way, wheelchair guy.

00:16:32.000 And Delanor?

00:16:34.000 Not from a tree, though.

00:16:36.000 He had a super majority.

00:16:38.000 Super majorities in Congress.

00:16:39.000 And still.

00:16:40.000 So who was it who opposed him?

00:16:43.000 Let's be clear.

00:16:44.000 Just like when Barack Obama was president for the first few years, he could have done anything that he wanted, there were enough Democrats opposing him.

00:16:50.000 History often forgets that.

00:16:52.000 She wants you to believe that it was FDR saying, let's expand the court, and Republicans being like... No!

00:16:57.000 No, it was Democrats saying, if you do this, we're going to put you in a worse wheelchair.

00:17:05.000 In a straw wheelchair. 0.96

00:17:07.000 Which they don't even have yet!

00:17:09.000 They're just showing a prototype.

00:17:10.000 Right, exactly.

00:17:12.000 See this thing?

00:17:13.000 Just a rod iron.

00:17:14.000 Yeah, just one strut next to the wheels.

00:17:17.000 Don't get near the Grand Canyon.

00:17:18.000 You gotta blow real hard to get those to move.

00:17:20.000 Be like Stephen Hawking except he's morsing. 0.91

00:17:26.000 What do you say? 1.00

00:17:27.000 He said your mother's a whore. 1.00

00:17:28.000 Oh, okay. 1.00

00:17:29.000 Are you sure?

00:17:30.000 No.

00:17:32.000 So that was 1863, by the way.

00:17:35.000 1863, okay.

00:17:35.000 I was right within striking distance.

00:17:36.000 Here's truth number two.

00:17:41.000 The Dobbs decision actually removed power from the court when we're talking about this now.

00:17:46.000 This is something here that, again, and I'll get some people to give me flack.

00:17:50.000 I know that we are a constitutional republic.

00:17:51.000 We are a representative republic.

00:17:52.000 I've said that many, many, many times.

00:17:53.000 I'm using the Democrats' arguments against them where they say, this is how democracy dies.

00:17:57.000 Now, we are not a pure democracy and with good reason.

00:18:00.000 Pure democracy is mob rule.

00:18:03.000 That being said, if you understand federalism, You have to recognize the difference where Roe v. Wade was legislating from the bench, where it became a federal issue, where they were able to regulate an issue that was not enumerated in the powers of the Constitution.

00:18:21.000 We're removing power from the court.

00:18:24.000 That's all this decision is.

00:18:25.000 Think about that for a second.

00:18:26.000 That's a big deal.

00:18:27.000 It's very rare that you have in government, a government entity say, you know what, we shouldn't have control over this.

00:18:32.000 Can you imagine the Fed saying that?

00:18:35.000 You know what, we shouldn't be manipulating currency.

00:18:37.000 We were just, you know, you guys are right.

00:18:40.000 Of course not.

00:18:41.000 The court said, here's what we're going to do.

00:18:43.000 This was bad law.

00:18:44.000 We're going to step out and let you, your democratically elected representatives in your states, deal with this.

00:18:52.000 That's it!

00:18:53.000 Yeah.

00:18:54.000 You should love that, by the way.

00:18:56.000 And you know, Abraham Lincoln had a thought on this.

00:18:58.000 He said... They don't love it.

00:18:59.000 The reason they don't love it... Sorry, I don't want you to go on with it.

00:19:00.000 The reason they don't love it is because they are everything... Like you see with Andrew Breitbart.

00:19:05.000 He said, they are everything they accuse you of being.

00:19:08.000 Someone who says, you're an authoritarian fascist, and then you say, alright, well look, at least we can take the step here where we can give more power to the state, so it's not... No, no, no, no, no!

00:19:16.000 We now need to change our institutions, which, by the way, you must trust!

00:19:21.000 In order to remove the democratic process which exists at a state level.

00:19:25.000 That's where the democratic process exists, right?

00:19:27.000 You democratically elect your state representatives, you democratically elect your representatives, and then they're supposed to uphold the Constitution and rule of law.

00:19:35.000 It's a safeguard.

00:19:36.000 People who call you an authoritarian, as AOC has done, who want to remove The autonomy from the states, they're simply trying to accuse you of being exactly what they are.

00:19:47.000 Guess what?

00:19:47.000 Authoritarianism is exclusive to the left.

00:19:49.000 People try and, they try and act on this political spectrum.

00:19:52.000 Hitler was right-wing. 0.56

00:19:54.000 How?

00:19:55.000 Because he was racist.

00:19:56.000 Oh, and you've tried to paint Republicans, you've tried to paint conservatives as racist.

00:19:59.000 That's your only connection.

00:20:00.000 Big government, more control over the banks, disarming a select, a portion of the populace.

00:20:06.000 Authoritarianism is inherently left-wing.

00:20:09.000 Certainly in the American spectrum of politics.

00:20:11.000 Sorry, Gerald, you had a quote.

00:20:12.000 Well, no, I wanted to actually say this.

00:20:14.000 The Supreme Court is supposed to be the final word.

00:20:16.000 The other thing is the amendment process.

00:20:18.000 Right now, two-thirds vote by both houses of Congress, and you've got an amendment.

00:20:22.000 And then you have to get three-quarters of each state to vote, the state's legislatures.

00:20:26.000 If it's that popular, go through that process.

00:20:28.000 Don't blow up the government.

00:20:29.000 Don't have Biden write an executive order which he does not have the authority to do to put something like this into place.

00:20:35.000 And here's the thing.

00:20:36.000 Abraham Lincoln said the court doesn't establish precedent, this is his thought on it, unless it was a unanimous decision.

00:20:42.000 And even then it can still be overturned by the amendment process.

00:20:45.000 This was a 7-2 decision when Roe v. Wade was announced.

00:20:48.000 It wasn't a right before.

00:20:50.000 1963 or 73 sorry and after it was 7-2 it was still split.

00:20:55.000 This isn't like stuff got written in stone and all of a sudden the Supreme Court came along and said

00:21:00.000 look this doesn't exist anymore. It's not what happened. It was never in there to begin with.

00:21:04.000 That was the problem. You're right though, it is the party of projection. And just the times where it's

00:21:09.000 like you just called a fascist and you're like you know how far I am from that on the spectrum

00:21:14.000 of my beliefs. Right.

00:21:15.000 You want everything ran like this is one giant prison camp.

00:21:18.000 It's like, I want the complete opposite when it's involved with government control.

00:21:22.000 No, and think about, let's just talk about, you talk about the process, okay?

00:21:26.000 I think I can say this on YouTube because they changed their election law, their voting laws in Pennsylvania.

00:21:31.000 It was deemed that it was in fact a violation of the Pennsylvania, I believe it was the Pennsylvania Supreme Court?

00:21:31.000 Right.

00:21:37.000 Or was it the Pennsylvania, their higher court?

00:21:38.000 I don't know.

00:21:38.000 It was the Constitution that had that rule.

00:21:40.000 It was the Pennsylvania, sorry, the Pennsylvania Constitution.

00:21:42.000 Yeah, and the Supreme Court.

00:21:43.000 Yeah, said it is a violation of it, but they said at this point the damage is done, so whatever.

00:21:48.000 So what they want you, when they say you're an authoritarian, by the way, our people We're going to allow, we want to change the laws without going through the process, violating the Constitution.

00:21:58.000 By the way, we're going to ban you if you speak out against it and say that's foul play.

00:22:03.000 Every step of the way.

00:22:05.000 Every step of the way.

00:22:06.000 We change the laws how we want.

00:22:07.000 We pack the court executive order.

00:22:09.000 We violate the state constitution.

00:22:12.000 And by the way, if you question us, we're going to create policy that labels you misinformation or just gets you removed.

00:22:18.000 You're an authoritarian.

00:22:19.000 You know what I want?

00:22:20.000 AOC to speak as much as humanly possible. 1.00

00:22:23.000 I will buy that bitch the most expensive megaphone money can buy. 1.00

00:22:29.000 I do want to see her run. 1.00

00:22:32.000 Yeah, run. 0.98

00:22:33.000 Run.

00:22:34.000 That's the thing about Run Lola. 1.00

00:22:35.000 The thing about Run Lola, but I was trying to remember if I remembered that.

00:22:38.000 Was it Run Lola Run?

00:22:39.000 It is Run Lola Run.

00:22:41.000 It's probably closer to Run Ronnie Run.

00:22:43.000 Yes.

00:22:43.000 Yeah, it's true.

00:22:45.000 Run, run, Rudolph.

00:22:46.000 Because she's lying so much, she's like Rudolph, like Pinocchio.

00:22:50.000 Get it, guys?

00:22:51.000 Yeah.

00:22:52.000 Yeah.

00:22:52.000 Yeah, because she looks like an animal, like a deer.

00:22:55.000 Yeah.

00:22:56.000 With her eyes, it's like she's caught in the headlights.

00:22:58.000 Yeah.

00:22:59.000 All right.

00:23:00.000 Here's her next claim. 1.00

00:23:01.000 Riffin.

00:23:05.000 Everybody loves Riffin!

00:23:07.000 We're Riffin.

00:23:10.000 Riffin.

00:23:11.000 Hear the toilet flush sound.

00:23:12.000 This is Riffin in the morning.

00:23:16.000 With Crowder and the Cluck!

00:23:22.000 And you wonder why no one listens to radio or watches cable news.

00:23:26.000 Or... news.

00:23:27.000 So! 0.81

00:23:29.000 She, uh, you already hit the claim button. 0.98

00:23:30.000 She, uh, made the claim that, um, we need to abolish, this is, again, these are, these are democratic views.

00:23:39.000 Pat the court!

00:23:40.000 Ban speech that we don't like!

00:23:43.000 Abolish the filibuster, which is a check and balance so that Democrats can do whatever they want.

00:23:47.000 I believe that he should forcefully come out in ending the filibuster of the United States Senate.

00:23:55.000 I believe that he should call on Congress to repeal the Hyde Amendment.

00:24:01.000 And I also believe that Congress, we have the possibility When we are strengthened by the repeal of the filibuster, or even the change to a talking filibuster, or a standing filibuster, in doing so we can codify Roe, we can codify, and all of the other cases that the Supreme Court indicated that they would threaten, we can codify same-sex marriage, we can codify the right to contraception, we can codify interracial marriage, we can do it.

00:24:31.000 But we can only do it We can only do it if we're not fighting with one hand tied behind our back, let alone two.

00:24:39.000 And so I think that right now, we just need a fight.

00:24:43.000 We need a fight.

00:24:44.000 And we need to show and demonstrate to the American people that when they vote to give Democrats power, we will use it to the fullest extent possible to defend everybody's civil, economic, and human rights.

00:24:55.000 Okay, so look at that.

00:24:56.000 That was very, very similar to what you would hear, and I'm not misusing this.

00:25:01.000 A speech from Hitler. 0.64

00:25:03.000 She just changed it to defend the rights. 1.00

00:25:05.000 What did she just say?

00:25:06.000 Codify interracial marriage. 0.96

00:25:07.000 That's already a thing.

00:25:09.000 Codify the right to contraception, which she really means that you will pay for contraception. 0.97

00:25:12.000 And by the way, that will include abortions, because that's how they view it.

00:25:16.000 And then she just said, we need to use the full power of the Democratic Party so that we get, not defend what the people want, what we want.

00:25:26.000 Keep in mind, we just had a poll that came out today.

00:25:27.000 I think it's Reuters-Ipsos.

00:25:28.000 You guys can bring it up.

00:25:30.000 5-1.

00:25:31.000 5-1 Democrats support access to transitional therapies for children who are transgender.

00:25:39.000 5-1 when you poll Democrats.

00:25:41.000 They overwhelmingly support it.

00:25:41.000 Seriously?

00:25:42.000 Remember when we told you this was going to affect kids?

00:25:44.000 And I had a transgender mayor from here in Texas say, that's a straw man. 1.00

00:25:48.000 Here we are.

00:25:49.000 So when she just said, use the full power, we need to pack the court.

00:25:52.000 Meaning, remove that check and balance.

00:25:54.000 We need to end the filibuster so that we can defend your rights. 0.99

00:25:57.000 Oh, and by that we mean you pay for abortions and you better give your kids estrogen therapy or allow them to go through sex changes, otherwise we're going to take them away. 1.00

00:26:05.000 That is so similar to...

00:26:08.000 The speech that you've heard across history from every authoritarian dictator ever.

00:26:13.000 Now, here's the truth.

00:26:15.000 Hold your nose and googly's because here comes the cold water, AOC. 0.99

00:26:18.000 The reason that you're not going to end the filibuster is because even the Democrats don't want it.

00:26:23.000 Look, it was during, I think, the 2019 to 2020 congressional term alone, Dems, they filibustered 328 times.

00:26:27.000 congressional term alone. They filibustered 328 times.

00:26:27.000 Jeez.

00:26:31.000 Since 2019, filibusters have been used by Democrats 657 to Republicans 609.

00:26:31.000 Jeez.

00:26:37.000 It's 2009 on that.

00:26:38.000 Right.

00:26:39.000 What'd I say?

00:26:40.000 19.

00:26:40.000 I just wanted to make sure.

00:26:41.000 I don't want, no more admonishing.

00:26:42.000 Sorry, 2019 to 20, meaning that 1920 congressional term, 320-something times.

00:26:44.000 2019 to 20 meaning that 1920 congressional term. Yep 320-something times since 2009. It's a different number now

00:26:52.000 657 times compared to Republican 609 you by the way Yes, that longest longest filibuster in history was

00:26:59.000 performed by Strom Thurmond who was a Democrat against the Civil Rights Act

00:27:03.000 And I know you'll say, then he became a Republican.

00:27:04.000 Yeah, he became a Republican when he realized that he was wrong about racism.

00:27:07.000 If you look at the longest filibusters throughout history, you can look at how Democrats have used it, how they've abused it.

00:27:13.000 This is something the Democrats don't have enough votes from their own people because they have used it more.

00:27:18.000 They just don't like it when it's used against them.

00:27:21.000 Do you know how I know?

00:27:22.000 Do you know how I know, Dave?

00:27:23.000 Take a guess.

00:27:23.000 Do you know how I know?

00:27:25.000 Let's LeVar Burton this shit. 0.99

00:27:27.000 You don't have to take my word for it. 0.99

00:27:29.000 The American people want less partisanship in this town, but everyone in this chamber knows that if the majority chooses to end the filibuster, if they choose to change the rules and put an end to democratic debate, then the fighting and the bitterness and the gridlock will only get worse.

00:27:47.000 At its core, the filibusters are not about stopping a nominee or a bill.

00:27:52.000 It's about compromise and moderation.

00:27:54.000 That's why the founders put unlimited debate in.

00:27:58.000 That's what it's about!

00:27:59.000 Who is that?

00:28:00.000 Engendering compromise!

00:28:00.000 Some other guy?

00:28:01.000 It's pre-hair plugs.

00:28:02.000 Huh.

00:28:04.000 And moderation.

00:28:05.000 It's so hard for me to even do this today.

00:28:05.000 It's weird.

00:28:09.000 They don't even believe what they're saying.

00:28:10.000 They know that- Twelve years before he died.

00:28:13.000 They know that in 2005, video cameras existed, correct?

00:28:17.000 Yes, and microphones.

00:28:20.000 I don't think they did.

00:28:21.000 I don't think they were aware of the internet until like a year ago.

00:28:24.000 They thought C-SPAN was just some Flintstones petrodactyl with like a stone or like a mortar and pestle?

00:28:24.000 What do they think?

00:28:30.000 This guy sucks! 1.00

00:28:32.000 I think they were relying on the fact that no one was watching us. 1.00

00:28:35.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:28:36.000 Or that somebody couldn't pull a clip from archives?

00:28:38.000 It's not like this was 1940.

00:28:39.000 What are you talking about?

00:28:42.000 And here's another truth just to make sure that we're clear.

00:28:46.000 The Loving vs. Virginia.

00:28:48.000 ...case ruled that laws against interracial marriage were unconstitutional, again, under the Equal Protection Clause of the 14th Amendment.

00:28:56.000 The Equal Protection Clause, to be clear.

00:28:58.000 The Equal Protection Clause has nothing to do with privacy!

00:29:03.000 Roe v. Wade said abortion, which isn't a right, they said, well, it's because of the right to privacy between a woman and her doctor. 0.85

00:29:08.000 Okay?

00:29:10.000 The reason that interracial marriage was recognized, sure the 14th Amendment, sometimes these amendments have more than one item listed, is the Equal Protection Clause.

00:29:20.000 Not the Privacy Clause!

00:29:21.000 It's not the same thing.

00:29:23.000 So when they try to tell you that it's the same thing, therefore give me all your power and your money, that's really what the bumper sticker should read.

00:29:28.000 It used to be from Democrats, give me all your money.

00:29:30.000 Now it's give me all your money, all your autonomy, and all your institutions.

00:29:35.000 Yeah, and by the way, Ginsburg felt the same way.

00:29:37.000 She felt like Roe couldn't stand on the Privacy Clause.

00:29:40.000 It just wasn't going to hold up long-term.

00:29:42.000 She wanted it there and she didn't think that was going to happen.

00:29:44.000 I mean, it's a good point after we just watched a racially mixed president speak.

00:29:48.000 Yes.

00:29:50.000 He's mostly Irish.

00:29:52.000 Ah, yes.

00:29:53.000 They're talking about... You watched a commercial? 0.66

00:29:55.000 Donald Trump is an authoritarian.

00:29:56.000 They're doing this January 6th thing, right?

00:29:58.000 Non-stop, non-stop, non-stop.

00:29:59.000 By the way, here, bring this right up here on CNN right now.

00:30:03.000 bombshell have access to the capital browns it's cast a little bit 0.96

00:30:07.000 like a second but it's just a white jesse smollett yeah it's weird white jesse smollett 0.97

00:30:11.000 i'm happy bitch cassidy in the sundance 1.00

00:30:13.000 kid you can say the other words so here's the thing donald trump has been all this time in january six he's a 0.98

00:30:19.000 he's an authoritarian okay

00:30:20.000 let me ask you guys and these are totaled play along with a little bit uh...

00:30:25.000 Did Donald Trump want to pack the court?

00:30:26.000 Did he want to add seats?

00:30:27.000 No.

00:30:28.000 Did Donald Trump want to do away with the filibuster?

00:30:30.000 No.

00:30:30.000 Even though it was used more?

00:30:31.000 Okay.

00:30:33.000 Did Donald Trump want to do away with the Electoral College?

00:30:35.000 No.

00:30:36.000 When Donald Trump would call out fake news, did he want people with opinions that he didn't like to be banned from YouTube, Twitter, Facebook?

00:30:43.000 No.

00:30:44.000 I bet he wishes he would have got rid of that old electoral college now, though.

00:30:47.000 Yeah.

00:30:48.000 That wouldn't have made a difference.

00:30:49.000 No.

00:30:50.000 Just toss in a few million votes.

00:30:51.000 Safely and securely.

00:30:54.000 Safe votes that are secured in a fraudulent box.

00:30:57.000 Completely alive voters.

00:30:59.000 Yes.

00:30:59.000 A lot of alive, dead voters.

00:31:01.000 Yes, exactly.

00:31:02.000 They just found it in Davies' footlocker.

00:31:03.000 Intersections are people too.

00:31:05.000 I mean, it's just a bunch of votes that they hid in an actual footlocker.

00:31:08.000 Yes.

00:31:09.000 Look, there's still one of these?

00:31:10.000 Yes, the other votes are in a radio shack.

00:31:12.000 Go there.

00:31:14.000 Finally, to end this segment, and I want to know if you agree with Colbert here, you guys can comment below.

00:31:21.000 Colbert, and again, late night.

00:31:24.000 Great.

00:31:25.000 Comedy.

00:31:26.000 Comedy.

00:31:26.000 Comedy even.

00:31:32.000 Scott down on his hands and knees, basically, to beg AOC to run for presidentress.

00:31:42.000 You know, there's some speculation as to whether President Biden is going to run in 2024.

00:31:46.000 There's some reports that he's a little frustrated that people keep asking because he keeps on saying yes.

00:31:52.000 And people go, are you sure?

00:31:54.000 Are you sure?

00:31:54.000 You know, I know somebody who's going to turn 35 about a month before the election in 2024.

00:32:04.000 And they represent New York's 14th.

00:32:07.000 Is that job appealing to you at all?

00:32:10.000 Theoretically.

00:32:12.000 Listen, I think that we need to focus on keeping a democracy for anybody to be president.

00:32:17.000 By removing all of our institutions?

00:32:20.000 That's my central focus is helping the people of this country.

00:32:23.000 So it's possible, so it's possible.

00:32:24.000 I don't know about all that.

00:32:25.000 Well, I don't know about all that.

00:32:26.000 I'm just here to get you in trouble.

00:32:27.000 Exactly, you're getting me in trouble.

00:32:28.000 That's my job, get you in trouble.

00:32:29.000 I don't know about all that.

00:32:30.000 Okay.

00:32:31.000 She misspoke. 0.93

00:32:32.000 She meant to say, I don't really know about all that anything.

00:32:38.000 So, um...

00:32:40.000 This is Stephen Colbert asking her to run for president, and this is where we've come to the point where late-night comedy host entertainers are really trying to affect and manipulate the political process.

00:32:50.000 I really didn't want to have to do this, but at this point I feel like I have to.

00:32:50.000 Yes.

00:32:53.000 Yeah.

00:32:54.000 So I want to be clear as to where I line up.

00:32:56.000 It's important.

00:32:58.000 It's important.

00:33:00.000 Please! Please! Please!

00:33:12.000 ABSOLUTELY!

00:33:12.000 YES!

00:33:13.000 RUN FOR PRESIDENT AOC!

00:33:15.000 PLEASE!

00:33:15.000 DO IT!

00:33:15.000 PLEASE!

00:33:16.000 DO IT!

00:33:31.000 Please!

00:33:38.000 I think that's clear.

00:33:39.000 Yeah.

00:33:40.000 It's good.

00:33:42.000 We'll give that to her.

00:33:43.000 I wish I may, I wish I might.

00:33:45.000 Have AOC decide to run for president tonight.

00:33:48.000 When you wish upon a googly eye.

00:33:51.000 Which They bring out all the all the all the food to the you know

00:34:05.000 They have those little meetings they stay stay late in session and all these people these special dietary course

00:34:09.000 like I'm gluten-free I'm a pescatarian. She's just like just bring a salt lick. 1.00

00:34:14.000 Yeah, we're doing animals right now with my son when he sees her

00:34:17.000 He points and says nay yeah running for president? Yeah, exactly.

00:34:23.000 No, he's filibustering at a young age.

00:34:25.000 He's very astute.

00:34:26.000 She just says, please rub peanut butter on my gum so I can talk.

00:34:29.000 That's what horses say to my son.

00:34:31.000 That's neigh.

00:34:31.000 That's the sound they make.

00:34:35.000 I've got a breaking update.

00:34:37.000 The SCOTUS rules states can prosecute crimes on Native American lands.

00:34:41.000 No!

00:34:42.000 That's actually good.

00:34:43.000 That is fantastic.

00:34:44.000 It's our land, sorry.

00:34:46.000 I mean, I'm not going to lie, I'm really glad that that didn't happen in 1993 when they were hosting the early UFCs because, oh boy.

00:34:51.000 But, yeah, I don't, you know, it's, I'm sorry.

00:34:56.000 You're a conquered people.

00:34:58.000 We gave you land.

00:34:59.000 Yeah, you just get like, we'll have our own police.

00:35:01.000 Yeah, we've seen how that's worked out.

00:35:03.000 It's just, it's just meth.

00:35:06.000 They die on the res.

00:35:07.000 This is like the whole premise of Yellowstone.

00:35:11.000 You got a lot of money back.

00:35:12.000 Yeah, come on. 0.77

00:35:13.000 A lot of my money back.

00:35:15.000 Right.

00:35:15.000 Yes, a lot.

00:35:16.000 When's enough enough?

00:35:17.000 By the way, your therapy session is... I need your reminders, too, today.

00:35:21.000 Good!

00:35:23.000 Where else is this a thing?

00:35:25.000 Think about it.

00:35:26.000 Where else do people win wars and then give people land and say, oh, by the way, you don't have to respect the laws of the rest of our land?

00:35:35.000 What?

00:35:36.000 I got some news you're not going to like though.

00:35:38.000 Langer sent me this update.

00:35:41.000 It's only if the defendant is non-native.

00:35:44.000 Oh! 0.60

00:35:44.000 Oh my gosh. 0.60

00:35:46.000 That's... That's a gray area.

00:35:50.000 No, that seems like it's a problem.

00:35:51.000 That just seems like they're going to try and prosecute hate crimes for every white person who drives with a native American.

00:35:55.000 So a native, so figuratively speaking, a native American And for people who are confused, a Native American could attack a non-Native.

00:36:09.000 The United States, the government of the United States people could not prosecute the Native American who started the attack, but they could technically hit the guy who defended himself.

00:36:16.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, So if a white guy goes on the res.

00:36:26.000 Yeah.

00:36:26.000 And beats somebody.

00:36:27.000 Right.

00:36:28.000 But what I'm saying.

00:36:29.000 I'm even saying the other way around.

00:36:30.000 What I'm saying the other way around is if a white guy goes there and a Native American, you know. 0.80

00:36:33.000 Attacks him. 0.98

00:36:34.000 And he defends himself. 0.97

00:36:35.000 But let's say he accidentally kills a guy. 0.99

00:36:37.000 That white guy could still get manslaughter. 0.99

00:36:39.000 Or that white guy could still get aggravated assault or battery.

00:36:42.000 Whereas the Native, they just have to deal with their tribal police. 1.00

00:36:44.000 Which would be, Hey!

00:36:45.000 Come on! 0.61

00:36:46.000 Go drink some Windex and walk it off! 0.77

00:36:48.000 We'll put you in the jail. 0.98

00:36:49.000 This is a teepee. 0.74

00:36:50.000 Right.

00:36:51.000 Yeah.

00:36:51.000 He's like, how did he get out?

00:36:53.000 The flap.

00:36:55.000 Why would you ever go on a reservation? 0.96

00:36:59.000 If you really want to, you know, if you want to know what it's like to live like the white man, only worse. 0.92

00:37:03.000 Kidding. 0.95

00:37:04.000 It's a joke.

00:37:04.000 I guess so.

00:37:05.000 And that's what I mean when they go, well, the white man, they, they, they're oppressing my land.

00:37:09.000 We should give it back.

00:37:09.000 It's like, hold on a second.

00:37:10.000 Since you guys are saying the white man, the Native American reservations, it just looks like normal white people, which by the way, includes all non-natives. 0.98

00:37:17.000 So that would include black people.

00:37:18.000 That would include Asian Americans. 1.00

00:37:21.000 It looks like it just looks like the crappy area. 0.95

00:37:23.000 Yeah, well, and it's the best case study in history for the government taking care of you and seeing how that goes.

00:37:28.000 Giving you land, giving you universal basic income, and saying, we'll take care of everything.

00:37:32.000 Okay.

00:37:33.000 What has it led to?

00:37:34.000 What inventions have come out of that?

00:37:35.000 What advancements in technology?

00:37:37.000 No, hold on a second.

00:37:38.000 What advancements took place before the evil Europeans came over? 1.00

00:37:42.000 They didn't use the wheel.

00:37:43.000 Look, look, look, look.

00:37:45.000 You don't need to know everything else.

00:37:47.000 What do you think happens when a society that doesn't use the wheel, that absolutely has seen it accidentally and decided, ah, we're just going to drag this, encounters one with guns?

00:38:02.000 It doesn't mean that evil was not committed on both sides. 0.96

00:38:05.000 That means you're gay. 1.00

00:38:07.000 Right, but let's be honest. 0.96

00:38:08.000 We're not going to drag this.

00:38:12.000 That wheel thing looks kind of rough.

00:38:13.000 I say, young man, why don't you just roll it?

00:38:17.000 Roll it! 0.99

00:38:19.000 We have the square.

00:38:20.000 Yes.

00:38:20.000 I'm gonna not ride horses.

00:38:23.000 Yes.

00:38:24.000 Please stay there.

00:38:25.000 I'm busy scalping people to prove a point and not riding horses.

00:38:29.000 They just call it the monstrous bitey thing.

00:38:31.000 Yeah. 0.89

00:38:32.000 We better run all of them off a cliff so we can eat one. 0.78

00:38:35.000 I call this AOC.

00:38:39.000 Oh, I didn't know that.

00:38:40.000 Oh, wow.

00:38:41.000 Yeah.

00:38:42.000 Oh, wow.

00:38:43.000 Look, here's another deal that I would take.

00:38:47.000 We pay all the reparations.

00:38:48.000 I don't even know what reparations we would owe to Native Americans.

00:38:51.000 Pay it all back if the last Native tribes pay back the other tribes who they conquered and stole the land. 1.00

00:38:57.000 So like we talked about the Black Hills.

00:38:59.000 Then you should have the Lakota pay back the Cheyenne. 0.99

00:39:00.000 They should pay back the Kiowa. 0.88

00:39:01.000 I don't know how far back it goes.

00:39:03.000 Everyone.

00:39:03.000 Do you understand that it can't work?

00:39:05.000 It just becomes a domino effect of paying reparations.

00:39:08.000 And at this point, People couldn't even be, just because they're on native land?

00:39:13.000 What, it's the silliest thing!

00:39:14.000 So I need to look into this law a little bit more, but I will say, uh, something that evens the playing field for everybody is a good thing, because that's inherently anti-racist.

00:39:23.000 Can we do Native American cultural appropriation next time? 0.79

00:39:26.000 That might be, that's tough.

00:39:27.000 I think we did that one.

00:39:28.000 It's a different country!

00:39:30.000 Yes, a worse one.

00:39:31.000 Within a great one.

00:39:35.000 It's still got nice choruses.

00:39:40.000 In the television season run of American History, the Native American era, that's just the crappy flashback episode.

00:39:46.000 Kinda.

00:39:48.000 Yeah.

00:39:49.000 The writers didn't really want to put a whole lot into this.

00:39:52.000 Oh, I live this way because the white man forced me to.

00:39:54.000 Yeah, go enjoy your Android and Levi's, you shopping mall Santa fraud who doesn't pay taxes. 0.89

00:40:02.000 Not all of you.

00:40:04.000 Not all of them.

00:40:06.000 I'm just talking about the people who try and... Here's the thing, there is nothing, there is nothing stopping you right now, Native Americans.

00:40:13.000 They say, we want to go back to... There's nothing stopping you from living off the land.

00:40:16.000 There's nothing stopping you from living the way that you used to live.

00:40:20.000 You have your own land.

00:40:21.000 It's been given to you.

00:40:22.000 You pay less for it than everybody else.

00:40:25.000 Do you realize there are Christian missions that exist to teach Native American tribesmen how to hunt and fish?

00:40:32.000 Because a good portion of them have no idea how?

00:40:36.000 Do you realize that? 1.00

00:40:39.000 The white man from the Southern Baptist Church has to come in and show you how to paint with colors of the bullshit? 1.00

00:40:46.000 All right. 1.00

00:40:47.000 Well, they made that Land O'Lakes lady disappear. 1.00

00:40:50.000 That's true.

00:40:50.000 Yeah, I know.

00:40:52.000 I used to make her disappear. 1.00

00:40:52.000 Isn't it weird still to this day when you see the butter, you're like, I know it's missing. 1.00

00:40:55.000 You didn't even replace it with anything.

00:40:56.000 Right.

00:40:57.000 I know.

00:40:57.000 Like, put in like a stag.

00:40:58.000 Wait, so your solution- There used to be a lady sitting her style. 1.00

00:41:01.000 Yeah.

00:41:01.000 Wasn't the problem from removing them in the first place and now our solution?

00:41:05.000 Give me back my butter logo Fine first we took your land then we took your butter. 0.60

00:41:11.000 Sorry, but you didn't want it.

00:41:12.000 We were trying to be nice. Oh, that's just white people's we we love the land of legs butter 1.00

00:41:17.000 Bitch, if you fold if you fold it up her knees the right way it looked like kits 1.00

00:41:20.000 Can we find a picture of Nick DePaulo 1.00

00:41:42.000 Fold them up right looks like a tits. Yeah, I think Mike I can't shoot right now! 0.99

00:41:48.000 Comment below.

00:41:49.000 This is a generational thing.

00:41:50.000 Did you know that if you folded up the Land O'Lakes, and Nick DiPaolo has a whole bit about that too, but it's true.

00:41:55.000 I remember learning it when I was, it was a kid who showed me.

00:41:57.000 If you fold up the bottom half the right way, it looks, it's like a mad fold, and it looks like she has bare breasts. 1.00

00:42:05.000 That was a big deal when we were kids. 0.55

00:42:06.000 Yeah, it's hilarious.

00:42:08.000 It was like finding out that if you just went backwards in Donkey Kong you could skip a level.

00:42:13.000 It was that big of a revelation.

00:42:15.000 It's like, Stephen, why do we see so many Land O'Lakes labels in here?

00:42:20.000 Why do you think the butters are on the shelves now?

00:42:23.000 Nobody's buying them. 0.57

00:42:24.000 They're like, well, no tits, I don't want it. 1.00

00:42:26.000 I don't even know what that is anymore. 0.94

00:42:28.000 Why do all these butters have grooves in them?

00:42:33.000 By the way, in case we're still here on YouTube, this is a live show, Monday through Thursday, 10 a.m.

00:42:39.000 Eastern.

00:42:40.000 You can watch it on Rumble, you can watch it on Mug Club.

00:42:42.000 Today we're actually going to be going through our new installment of Dealing with Hecklers, Dave and I, from some of our live shows.

00:42:48.000 And we're not going to be here, you know, we'll have some specials that will be uploaded, but you know that month of July is when we're actually expanding, we're doubling our studio space.

00:42:55.000 So we have a lot of renovations to make, you might see some changes, but unless we tell you that we're not here, We're always here.

00:43:01.000 You can go to Rumble or you can go to Mud Club.

00:43:02.000 Alright, here's another story that's a lot of fun.

00:43:04.000 See this is with Elmo?

00:43:06.000 Alright, we're good to go?

00:43:07.000 Do you want to see the Land O'Lakes real quick?

00:43:09.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, of course, yes.

00:43:12.000 I love it!

00:43:12.000 See?

00:43:14.000 You fold it up, right?

00:43:15.000 Alright.

00:43:16.000 Yeah, see, that's her. 1.00

00:43:17.000 Fold it up?

00:43:18.000 I don't know.

00:43:18.000 No, it's folded up.

00:43:19.000 It's the kneecaps, see? 0.96

00:43:20.000 When you fold up the kneecaps, it becomes boobs. 0.97

00:43:23.000 Yeah. 0.89

00:43:23.000 I used to picture her going, happy birthday, Mr. Chieftain. 0.89

00:43:29.000 That's funny.

00:43:32.000 Boop boop boop boop boop! 1.00

00:43:36.000 Welcome to my reservation.

00:43:38.000 Yes!

00:43:39.000 Are you going to invade me?

00:43:41.000 Get the hell out of here Ted Kennedy!

00:43:43.000 He has his car and idle over a bridge.

00:43:47.000 Alright!

00:43:49.000 Elmo!

00:43:50.000 Elmo is now- It can also call a phone within 19 hours.

00:43:58.000 Where were you, Ted?

00:43:58.000 You're covered in water.

00:44:01.000 Soaking wet.

00:44:02.000 All right. 0.85

00:44:03.000 Elmo, everyone's favorite- well, the puppet, not the pedophile who had his hand up the puppet.

00:44:08.000 I've seen that one coming.

00:44:10.000 Elmo has now been vaccinated, and there's actually- we have this clip from Sesame Street.

00:44:18.000 You know, Daddy has super-duper bandages, just like Elmo!

00:44:22.000 You were super-duper today, getting your COVID vaccine, Elmo.

00:44:27.000 Yeah, there was a little pinch, but it was okay.

00:44:30.000 Elmo was really glad to have Daddy and Baby David there with him.

00:44:34.000 Baby David, where are you?

00:44:36.000 I had a lot of questions about Elmo getting the COVID vaccine.

00:44:40.000 Was it safe?

00:44:42.000 No, and no.

00:44:42.000 Who's a commie?

00:44:43.000 This is a puppet talking to parents, by the way.

00:44:45.000 so I could make the right choice.

00:44:47.000 Who's a commie?

00:44:48.000 I learned that Elmo getting vaccinated is the best way to keep himself,

00:44:52.000 our friends, neighbors, everyone else healthy and enjoying the things they love.

00:44:57.000 Oh, daddy! Oh, Elmo and baby David have a question.

00:45:01.000 Can we have a hug?

00:45:02.000 Oh, come here, son.

00:45:04.000 Oh, Elmo loves you, daddy. 0.98

00:45:06.000 But you didn't get enough hugs from your pedophile puppeteer?

00:45:09.000 It's okay to have questions about COVID vaccines for your kids. 0.97

00:45:12.000 Not that kind.

00:45:14.000 Can I have a reach around?

00:45:18.000 Well, that's what we've been doing to the pharmaceutical companies for years.

00:45:21.000 Many times.

00:45:22.000 Now, here's the thing.

00:45:23.000 When I watched that, I originally thought it sounded like Dave doing a voice.

00:45:26.000 Yeah.

00:45:27.000 But it wasn't.

00:45:29.000 And here's the thing, we actually, and you know they go through several different cuts with this, with Sesame Street.

00:45:33.000 Yes.

00:45:33.000 And sometimes we get exclusive information, we get exclusive clips because we have people who work in the industry and they sort of send these to us anonymously.

00:45:40.000 We actually have the original voiceover that was intended for that Sesame Street vaccine PSA.

00:45:46.000 Oh.

00:45:47.000 Now daddy has super duper bandages just like Elmo!

00:45:51.000 Not exactly, son.

00:45:53.000 You see, you got your COVID vaccine, and I got my methadone.

00:45:56.000 Yeah, Elmo's heart is beating a little fast right now, but that's okay.

00:46:01.000 Elmo thinks he needs to go lie down.

00:46:06.000 I had a lot of questions about Elmo getting the COVID vaccine.

00:46:09.000 Was it safe?

00:46:10.000 Was it the right decision?

00:46:12.000 Why do I talk all black when I look like I'm in Smash Mouth?

00:46:15.000 The doctor told me I was reading misinformation and said he knew where I worked.

00:46:19.000 So I told him, I'll do whatever you want.

00:46:21.000 Just please let me keep feeding my family.

00:46:24.000 Daddy, Elmo can't move his right arm anymore.

00:46:27.000 Elmo smells fake toast.

00:46:31.000 Oh, me too, son.

00:46:33.000 Get the COVID vaccine in all your children.

00:46:37.000 We will ask the questions.

00:46:40.000 I see they had a bit of a branding issue.

00:46:41.000 Yeah.

00:46:42.000 Yeah, I don't know.

00:46:42.000 That one seems more startling.

00:46:44.000 Said to move off that. 0.75

00:46:45.000 Not as forceful.

00:46:46.000 No.

00:46:47.000 I don't know if we have time to hit Finland and Sweden with NATO, but I really want to.

00:46:52.000 So let me rattle through this quickly with Bitch Cassidy Hutchinson. 1.00

00:46:58.000 I'm just going to move on.

00:46:59.000 So I want to know if you watch this testimony, and right now everyone is saying Amber Heard 2.0 is trending and that's somehow sexist because they're implying that a woman might lie on the stand for personal gain.

00:47:10.000 So you can comment below.

00:47:11.000 Toolman, tell them to comment below. 0.98

00:47:13.000 Here she is, the new sweetheart of the left, despite the fact that it was proven verifiably false almost the moment she uttered her words, uh, bitch Cassidy Hutchinson. 1.00

00:47:24.000 Cassidy Hutchinson. 0.97

00:47:32.000 Once a top aide to former White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows, Cassidy Hutchinson.

00:47:39.000 So, um, she testified before the January 16th Select Committee.

00:47:42.000 Oh, come on. 0.87

00:47:43.000 Stop using names like that.

00:47:45.000 They use it to make it sound like it's really special.

00:47:47.000 Just like, yeah, they really got away with that with a President Select.

00:47:50.000 The theatrical production committee.

00:47:51.000 I know, I get the high quality.

00:47:53.000 It's when it's cheaper than Fanta.

00:47:55.000 It's like a Gold Card or a Hilton.

00:47:57.000 Right.

00:47:58.000 You know it's a good committee when they have a producer on staff.

00:48:01.000 Right.

00:48:02.000 I'm going to stay at the Super 8.

00:48:07.000 So she testified before the January 6th Select Committee.

00:48:11.000 We're Wednesday, so that happened Tuesday.

00:48:13.000 She was making second-hand claims about Trump.

00:48:15.000 She's now being compared to Watergate surprise witness, if you guys remember, Alexander Butterfield.

00:48:20.000 Alright, so let's just go through some of the claims.

00:48:22.000 I wish I didn't have to address this, but unfortunately I do.

00:48:25.000 Claim number one that she makes. 1.00

00:48:28.000 She claimed that Trump demanded armed supporters be allowed into the rally.

00:48:32.000 Okay, alright.

00:48:34.000 Here's the truth.

00:48:35.000 This is nothing more than hearsay.

00:48:38.000 She wasn't there for the conversations, and you would know this if you simply listened to the hearing itself.

00:48:46.000 So Ms. 0.96

00:48:46.000 Hutchinson, is it your understanding that Mr. Ornato told the President about weapons at the rally on the morning of January 6th? 0.96

00:48:53.000 That's what Mr. Ornato relayed to me.

00:48:57.000 Oh! 0.60

00:49:01.000 So your best friend's sister's cousin's friend's boyfriend knows this guy who saw this person who told this person that Ferris Bueller passed out 31 flavors last night?

00:49:09.000 Mm-hmm.

00:49:14.000 Lie! 0.95

00:49:15.000 Lie.

00:49:16.000 So, here's another claim that she makes.

00:49:20.000 This is the best one.

00:49:23.000 That Trump, President, then-President Trump, assaulted... Did you guys hear me when I said she wasn't there?

00:49:30.000 You guys all heard that, right?

00:49:31.000 You guys all heard when she said that she wasn't there?

00:49:33.000 Right, it was told to her by somebody?

00:49:34.000 Alright, I just want to make sure.

00:49:35.000 Yeah, that's what I heard.

00:49:37.000 I just want to make sure.

00:49:39.000 Because I shouldn't really have to say anything else?

00:49:41.000 No.

00:49:42.000 But I'm gonna.

00:49:43.000 So, uh, she claimed that President Trump assaulted his Secret Service agents.

00:49:47.000 Reached up towards the front of the vehicle to grab at the steering wheel.

00:49:52.000 Mr. Engel grabbed his arm, said, sir, you need to take your hand off the steering wheel.

00:49:59.000 We're going back to the West Wing.

00:50:01.000 We're not going to the Capitol.

00:50:04.000 Mr. Trump then used his free hand to lunge towards Bobby Engel.

00:50:09.000 When Mr. Renato had recounted this story to me, he had motioned towards his goggles.

00:50:14.000 Don't you love... Okay, just hit the truth button.

00:50:16.000 Don't you love how detailed that is?

00:50:19.000 For a story that she was told by somebody else?

00:50:22.000 Yeah.

00:50:22.000 That's how you know when someone is lying, when they're providing a detailed description of something.

00:50:28.000 This is how you know Joe Biden was lying, because he didn't just, like, fib or exaggerate. 0.81

00:50:31.000 Donald Trump was like a bullshitter, where, you know, Donald Trump, let's say he's, you know, he's a pretty rich guy. 0.87

00:50:36.000 He's like, I'm the richest guy! 0.98

00:50:38.000 A lot of people say that I'm richer than anybody.

00:50:41.000 A lot of people say I'm really rich.

00:50:43.000 Well, they say you're rich.

00:50:44.000 They say I'm the biggest rich.

00:50:46.000 You know that?

00:50:46.000 He would exaggerate.

00:50:48.000 Joe Biden would make up stories.

00:50:50.000 I'm big and rich.

00:50:52.000 I'm on tour.

00:50:53.000 Save a horse, ride me.

00:50:56.000 That's not big and rich's song.

00:50:58.000 It doesn't work without the cowboy bit.

00:51:00.000 Well, a lot of people say mine's a better version.

00:51:04.000 Nobody says that.

00:51:05.000 A lot of people do.

00:51:06.000 So Joe Biden would tell stories about people he didn't meet.

00:51:13.000 In places that didn't exist.

00:51:15.000 Like Amy's Diner. 0.91

00:51:16.000 I go down every day to Amy's Diner.

00:51:18.000 There's no Amy's Diner there.

00:51:19.000 There's no Amy's Diner.

00:51:20.000 You did not meet the Pope at Amy's Diner.

00:51:23.000 You did not take a dump in his hat at Amy's Diner.

00:51:26.000 And she's sitting there saying, and then he wanted to grab the steering wheel.

00:51:30.000 Lady, where were his hands?

00:51:31.000 His hands were at 12 and 6.

00:51:34.000 And he then, after taking a deep breath, oh wait a second, you're lying.

00:51:39.000 Yeah.

00:51:40.000 So here's another bit of truth for you.

00:51:43.000 She owns one suit? 0.99

00:51:46.000 The story is complete nonsense.

00:51:48.000 According to a Secret Service official, who I believe was there, immediately announced that Ornato denied telling Hutchinson anything of the sort.

00:52:02.000 There's so much he said, she said at this point, and when it's just he said, she said, and she wasn't there, I believe he So, the Secret Service also stated that Angle was security detail, and the driver are prepared to testify under oath that neither man was physically attacked or assaulted, and that the former president never lunged for the steering wheel.

00:52:22.000 So look, she wasn't there immediately upon her making these statements, which by the way, CNN is just, they're just now mentioning it happened immediately, and keep in mind, they just ran the story earlier, right?

00:52:34.000 Shocking testimony.

00:52:35.000 Now they have as a separate segment, when they know there are fewer viewers, and a much shorter segment, by the way, some ex-aides to Trump might say that that wasn't true.

00:52:42.000 They mean people who were there.

00:52:43.000 People who might actually know.

00:52:46.000 Also, here's something else that doesn't necessarily mean she's lying.

00:52:51.000 You can make up your mind.

00:52:53.000 I have made up mine.

00:52:55.000 She was prepared to take a job offer with Trump after allegedly being told this story.

00:53:04.000 Can you imagine that? It's an odd deal because if he's so violent you would want to be around him.

00:53:09.000 I mean, right, yeah. He assaults drivers. I know that these guys are willing to come out and be

00:53:15.000 like, ah yeah, that was BS, but let's just think about this, all right? Think about presidential

00:53:18.000 protection procedures and the kind of layout that they have in these cars. So you're telling me that

00:53:22.000 Donald Trump... And the guys who are hired to do it. Yes, the guys that are the best in the world

00:53:27.000 You're telling me that President Trump, in his 70s, was able to not reach and lunge for the steering wheel, because maybe I could buy that he's pissed off, or he sees a Diet Coke can, one of the two.

00:53:36.000 Also, by the way, if he's in the back seat, he's Mr. Fantastic.

00:53:39.000 That's true.

00:53:39.000 Or Freddy Krueger in the alleyway to reach the steering wheel.

00:53:42.000 Because we all know, yeah, he's right.

00:53:43.000 Is he sitting shotgun for some reason?

00:53:45.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:53:46.000 She said he grabbed his hand off the steering wheel and said, Mr. President, take your hand off the steering wheel.

00:53:50.000 That's not lunging for it, that's grabbing it, right?

00:53:52.000 So that's something that's a little off.

00:53:53.000 And two, hand on the steering wheel.

00:53:55.000 The other hand is now reaching for the throat.

00:53:58.000 How is he suspending his body in midair doing that with nothing to break himself?

00:54:02.000 You've failed to take into account the third hand.

00:54:05.000 Yes.

00:54:06.000 And that she's lying.

00:54:07.000 So he took Viagra.

00:54:08.000 That's almost more pivotal.

00:54:09.000 It's true.

00:54:10.000 That's a good point.

00:54:11.000 I'm gonna give that one to you.

00:54:12.000 Thank you.

00:54:12.000 But couldn't you just sit there and think through that one and go, I don't need the Secret Service to come out and tell me that you're lying because your story just told me that you were lying.

00:54:19.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:54:21.000 Hashtag believe all women. 0.95

00:54:23.000 Why would we do that?

00:54:25.000 Why would we do that?

00:54:26.000 I don't believe all men.

00:54:29.000 People used to swear under oath because they actually believed in their country and their God, and now you just need such a mountain of evidence that it doesn't matter anymore.

00:54:41.000 You're under oath just lying.

00:54:42.000 You know you're lying.

00:54:43.000 Oh, it's very, very hard to make perjury stick.

00:54:45.000 It's just sad.

00:54:46.000 But a hundred years ago, in court, all you could really rely on was testimony.

00:54:51.000 Right!

00:54:51.000 That's why the punishments were severe.

00:54:53.000 I was there, and I tell you that that man, he did, he actually reached for the reins to try and kill somebody. 1.00

00:54:59.000 And then someone says, well, all of us were there, and that lady is a lying bitch. 1.00

00:55:04.000 Ma'am, is this true? 1.00

00:55:06.000 Yes, I did lie.

00:55:07.000 Oh, well, to the gallows, wasn't it? 1.00

00:55:09.000 Put your hand on the Bible, and she's like, I'm a piece of shit! 1.00

00:55:13.000 But I made her! 1.00

00:55:15.000 Swear to me!

00:55:17.000 But now, it's like, you have to have just so much evidence, so much, you know, it's just, it's so apparent that she's lying.

00:55:25.000 By the way, to clarify, you mean so much evidence to prove that someone is lying?

00:55:27.000 Yes.

00:55:28.000 Yeah, that's the problem.

00:55:28.000 You need no evidence to make the claim.

00:55:29.000 No, none!

00:55:30.000 But so much evidence to prove, it's like, well, hold on a second, you said this, yeah, and you weren't there, right, and the people who are more directly involved, just to give you an idea, Just they have no moral compass.

00:55:40.000 Just to give you an idea too, this is how we determined which books to be included in the Bible.

00:55:46.000 Just to be clear.

00:55:46.000 That's how important it is.

00:55:47.000 It was the standard of apostolicity.

00:55:49.000 Am I saying that correctly?

00:55:50.000 I think so, yes.

00:55:51.000 It was basically you were there with Jesus or you immediately were connected to someone who was there with Jesus Christ.

00:55:57.000 That's what Well, you had all these other people who were writing random books and they weren't included.

00:56:00.000 Not because of some crazy conspiracy.

00:56:02.000 That's why they said, okay, this is the Bible.

00:56:05.000 We are including this because these people either had direct first-hand accounts or had close relationships with those who did.

00:56:11.000 And we can verify their stories.

00:56:12.000 We can verify their stories.

00:56:13.000 New Testament books to determine which ones got in.

00:56:16.000 13th Apostle Wally is not included.

00:56:18.000 Right, he's not included.

00:56:18.000 He's always telling lies.

00:56:19.000 Right.

00:56:20.000 Yeah, no, I was there.

00:56:22.000 And Matt, Matt worked, he worked at the Sandals store like he was a tax collector.

00:56:27.000 No, no, I'm pretty sure it was sandals.

00:56:30.000 You sold ice cream.

00:56:32.000 What?

00:56:33.000 Years later in another country, when other books were found, we didn't include them.

00:56:36.000 Right, exactly.

00:56:37.000 You can find random people trying to capitalize on it and he wrote it on a horse with a horn.

00:56:41.000 I was like, are you trying to say unicorn?

00:56:43.000 Yes, will that get me a better book advance? 1.00

00:56:45.000 Shut up! 1.00

00:56:45.000 That was Tom Cruise! 1.00

00:56:47.000 Hey, your words, not mine.

00:56:50.000 I'm just asking you if you said it!

00:56:52.000 Yeah, Jesus started arresting people for future crimes.

00:56:55.000 I don't think you were there.

00:56:56.000 With metal spiders! 1.00

00:56:59.000 And this one bald bitch kept screaming! 1.00

00:57:00.000 Are you just reciting Minority Report? 1.00

00:57:04.000 Yes, hey, you said it, pal, not me.

00:57:07.000 I'm just telling you what happened.

00:57:09.000 Then he reached for the steering wheel.

00:57:11.000 And hit the throat of a trained professional fighter. 0.98

00:57:18.000 And Mark Wahlberg's like, if I was in that car, I wouldn't have gone down like that, okay?

00:57:22.000 Okay.

00:57:23.000 Alright.

00:57:25.000 So... The new New Testament where you're like, this is just... I don't even understand this.

00:57:31.000 Good vibrations.

00:57:32.000 Such a sweet sensation.

00:57:33.000 What is this?

00:57:34.000 Is this the Funky Bunch?

00:57:35.000 Yeah, that sounds about right, pal.

00:57:37.000 You lost the originals, huh? 0.99

00:57:40.000 And here's the thing, it's so silly and so obviously false, I don't have a problem with a liar lying. 0.79

00:57:48.000 I have a problem with people who claim that they are not liars, namely the media, the institutions that you're supposed to trust, immediately believing this far-fetched tale. 0.96

00:58:00.000 It's like an Aesop fable with no moral.

00:58:03.000 So George Conway said, decades from now people will be asking each other, where were you when Cassidy Hutchinson testified?

00:58:11.000 Yeah, because it's like 9-11.

00:58:11.000 Yeah, I don't know, doing anything else that matters?

00:58:14.000 I don't know, I might have been doing some dishes.

00:58:16.000 Yeah, or AOC during January 6th.

00:58:21.000 I almost died seven blocks away.

00:58:23.000 Are you alright?

00:58:24.000 I am now.

00:58:26.000 It was a police officer.

00:58:26.000 I didn't know that.

00:58:30.000 Yeah, I was in upstate New York during 9-11.

00:58:33.000 He said I was a police officer.

00:58:38.000 We all lost something in 9-11.

00:58:39.000 I lost my class schedule.

00:58:42.000 It's tough.

00:58:44.000 You were in Syracuse, that's what was it?

00:58:46.000 I'm just saying, we all lost things.

00:58:47.000 I'm just saying.

00:58:49.000 Yeah.

00:58:50.000 Don't tread on my truth.

00:58:51.000 That's not... all right.

00:58:52.000 I lost a hat.

00:58:53.000 So, historian Heather Richardson Hutchinson thinks like I used to when I was younger. 0.98

00:59:00.000 You were retarded? 1.00

00:59:01.000 She can see it all in her head. 0.99

00:59:03.000 Oh, thanks Christopher Walken's dead zone.

00:59:06.000 I've lost that gift, but I can- hold on a second.

00:59:09.000 This is a historian.

00:59:12.000 Let me read this again just so you understand the depths of my disdain for these people.

00:59:18.000 Where's she from?

00:59:20.000 Heather Richardson, she's a historian.

00:59:21.000 No, I know she's a historian, but I want to know where she works as a historian.

00:59:24.000 Yeah, I don't know.

00:59:25.000 She's like, she's the national treasure historian.

00:59:29.000 Underneath this map is where Thomas Jefferson's gold chains are!

00:59:35.000 I have the gift to see the past.

00:59:39.000 But not the present.

00:59:41.000 Hey, can you see the future padded room?

00:59:45.000 That is unclear.

00:59:47.000 So historian Heather Richardson.

00:59:48.000 Yeah, if you guys can tell me where she's a historian.

00:59:50.000 It's the Huffington Post.

00:59:51.000 It's the magic eight ball factory of historians.

00:59:54.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:59:55.000 All signs point to yes.

00:59:58.000 She wrote!

00:59:59.000 Hutchinson thinks like I used to when I was younger.

01:00:02.000 She can see it all in her head.

01:00:04.000 I've lost that gift, but I could absolutely recognize it in someone else.

01:00:12.000 I've lost the gift.

01:00:14.000 I can't feel the magic anymore.

01:00:17.000 Professor of History at Boston College.

01:00:21.000 Maybe the drama from the Boston Marathon bombing is what caused her to lose her gift.

01:00:25.000 By the way, I should note, she's a historian now.

01:00:26.000 She said Boston and I was gonna make a marathon joke, but I'm not going don't do that

01:00:29.000 I get that was it was a her joke. Well that yeah Maybe the drama from the Boston Marathon bombing is what

01:00:36.000 caused her to lose her gift true That's what she just tells her. Yeah, I should note. She's 0.97

01:00:40.000 a historian now. She used to be professional Oracle. Yes I'm sorry. I can't teach you anything

01:00:48.000 I've lost my gifts.

01:00:49.000 I'm sorry, class.

01:00:50.000 You're going to have to just go through your own homework amongst yourselves and grade your own papers.

01:00:54.000 I have to go dance with a sash in front of Leonidas.

01:00:58.000 And they are going to ravage me.

01:00:59.000 If you want to know history, just Google it.

01:01:03.000 Yes.

01:01:03.000 I used to be able to, but I've lost my touch with the keyboard.

01:01:08.000 PhD from Harvard, and she also previously taught at University of Massachusetts and MIT.

01:01:13.000 Wow, so she has tainted the minds of so many people. 0.83

01:01:18.000 I can see it.

01:01:22.000 You sound like the iRobot.

01:01:27.000 Wait, if I take your class, will it hurt?

01:01:30.000 No.

01:01:31.000 Yeah.

01:01:31.000 Hahaha!

01:01:32.000 Yes.

01:01:33.000 Yeah!

01:01:33.000 Hahaha!

01:01:35.000 Hahaha!

01:01:37.000 What'd you say?

01:01:38.000 I've lost the gift?

01:01:39.000 It's like, we're done here?

01:01:40.000 Yeah, we're done.

01:01:41.000 We're done.

01:01:42.000 Thanks for admitting it.

01:01:43.000 And by the way, retroactively, we're going to remove any and all contributions you've made to MIT, Harvard, Boston College.

01:01:51.000 Think about this.

01:01:52.000 We talk about checks and balances.

01:01:55.000 Harvard!

01:01:55.000 MIT!

01:01:56.000 Boston College!

01:01:58.000 And no one said... No one, when she went through the hiring process or along the path while she's teaching kids, where she said, I can see it all in my head.

01:02:07.000 I have the gifts that... I'm sorry, what?

01:02:11.000 You're lucky I'm here.

01:02:12.000 I have to go find a missing person as I normally do with police every week.

01:02:16.000 Just hand me the milk carton blindfolded.

01:02:20.000 I'll find him!

01:02:21.000 Where's your favorite toy?

01:02:23.000 She's in a well.

01:02:25.000 No, that's not me.

01:02:26.000 That's AOC.

01:02:26.000 You want her to sniff it and then she'll... I see.

01:02:29.000 Oh, it turns out I just have good smell like a dog.

01:02:32.000 Yes.

01:02:36.000 Well, that makes sense considering that I'm half dog, you know.

01:02:39.000 Yes, that's why I look like this.

01:02:40.000 AOC knows she's most dog. 1.00

01:02:45.000 She's a reverse canine centaur, as we know them in the hallowed halls of Harvard.

01:02:52.000 All of us have the gifts, you see.

01:02:55.000 Okay, can I read your poem?

01:02:57.000 Ah, you bit me.

01:03:04.000 When she goes from Harvard to Boston College, she just rolls in like Charles Xavier with a helmet.

01:03:09.000 I hear you need a historian.

01:03:11.000 All good. We're good.

01:03:14.000 She's just staring at a desk, trying to lift it for 45 minutes.

01:03:18.000 Like, man, what are you doing?

01:03:19.000 In a minute.

01:03:20.000 And stop stealing our spoons!

01:03:24.000 It's not a trick, you're just carrying them to your car.

01:03:30.000 With your brittle, liver-spotted fingers.

01:03:32.000 Those are the spots of my gift, leaving my body!

01:03:35.000 Just throwing your spoons at people.

01:03:38.000 I have a gift.

01:03:39.000 Well look, if she's lost her gift, she's also lost her judgment, because she thinks that this is a good way to wrap up her report.

01:03:46.000 I'm sorry, yeah, that's right.

01:03:47.000 I didn't even get through the whole quote.

01:03:49.000 Historian at Boston College.

01:03:52.000 Heather Richardson said, Hutchinson thinks like I used to when I was young.

01:03:57.000 I'm reading the quote for the third time, it's just so funny.

01:03:59.000 Hutchinson thinks like I used to when I was younger.

01:04:01.000 She can see it all in her head.

01:04:03.000 I've lost that gift, but I can absolutely recognize it in someone else.

01:04:07.000 That's my current gift.

01:04:08.000 The dripping ketchup story is a dead giveaway for the accuracy of her memory.

01:04:13.000 She is reliable.

01:04:16.000 Like, now her new gift is she thinks like Jedi mind trick where she just says it and like, she is reliable.

01:04:23.000 She is reliable. 0.95

01:04:25.000 Amber Heard is not a whore. 1.00

01:04:28.000 Amber Heard is not a whore. 1.00

01:04:32.000 She pooped nowhere. 0.99

01:04:34.000 You have it.

01:04:35.000 You have the fire starter.

01:04:41.000 Oh my gosh.

01:04:43.000 It's terrible.

01:04:44.000 I can see the story with such detail that I can't rely on it.

01:04:48.000 Quick! 1.00

01:04:48.000 Hand me the Goblet of Lyre! 1.00

01:04:52.000 I don't need to read any.

01:04:53.000 What is this?

01:04:53.000 Anne Applebaum of the Atlantic?

01:04:55.000 Is that what I have next?

01:04:55.000 Yeah.

01:04:56.000 The image of Cassie Hutchinson, age 25, helping the waiter wipe the ketchup off the wall after the president had thrown it there will stay with me.

01:05:04.000 Why?

01:05:05.000 Why?

01:05:06.000 Let's assume that the president threw ketchup against the wall because he was pissed.

01:05:10.000 Is that really the worst crime he can commit?

01:05:12.000 And by the way, just to tie in the one flew over the cuckoo's nest level of insanity, remember how insane AOC was in the previous segment?

01:05:22.000 Here she's reacting on the late show with Colbert.

01:05:26.000 To understand and see the detail and the depth through which there was also just a conscientiousness of guilt.

01:05:34.000 They knew that what they were doing was wrong.

01:05:37.000 When, at the very end of this hearing, you hear that Mark Meadows, the Chief of Staff to the President himself, asked for a pardon because he knew that he was breaking the law in order to seize power and undermine democracy in the United States of America.

01:05:53.000 It is stunning.

01:05:54.000 It is absolutely stunning.

01:05:55.000 And that the president himself was willing to choke his own secret service.

01:05:59.000 Oh, come on. 0.87

01:06:00.000 In order to do so.

01:06:01.000 Do you know the detail about that that I like?

01:06:03.000 Is that he goes to grab the wheel and this is how long it's been since he's driven himself anywhere.

01:06:09.000 He thinks you can drive from the back seat.

01:06:12.000 Yeah.

01:06:14.000 He forgot about the pedals.

01:06:15.000 Yes.

01:06:15.000 And all that.

01:06:16.000 I should have told you something, Steven.

01:06:18.000 You seem like you're on the right track.

01:06:20.000 I can't believe that was his response.

01:06:23.000 She brings upon the end of time.

01:06:26.000 Yes.

01:06:27.000 Legend has it that if you see the left googly eye, you turn to stone.

01:06:34.000 Don't look her right in her left eye.

01:06:36.000 Don't.

01:06:37.000 Wait, did you say right or left?

01:06:38.000 Hey, by the way, do you know why those people were asking for pardons?

01:06:41.000 It wasn't because they broke the law.

01:06:42.000 It's because they were afraid- Whether it's the left or right is merely an illusion.

01:06:45.000 No, you just- Choice is not real.

01:06:47.000 No.

01:06:48.000 Sorry, go ahead.

01:06:48.000 They were afraid of political witch hunts.

01:06:50.000 Yeah.

01:06:50.000 I wonder why.

01:06:51.000 Right.

01:06:52.000 I wonder why they were afraid of political witch hunts.

01:06:54.000 Not breaking the law.

01:06:56.000 Not something they deserve to go to jail for.

01:06:58.000 Political witch hunts.

01:06:59.000 I wonder why.

01:07:00.000 Gerald, don't be afraid.

01:07:01.000 I'm not.

01:07:02.000 I use these gifts for good.

01:07:04.000 But you said you lost it.

01:07:05.000 But there's petals.

01:07:07.000 Yes.

01:07:08.000 As well?

01:07:08.000 My gift doesn't encompass that.

01:07:11.000 What?

01:07:11.000 Mr. President, I will simply step on the brakes.

01:07:13.000 My gift is limited to lawnmower engines or lower.

01:07:18.000 Oh my gosh.

01:07:21.000 I guess we're going to have to do Sweden and Finland joining NATO tomorrow.

01:07:24.000 My answer is no.

01:07:25.000 They want in.

01:07:26.000 They owe a few hundred billion dollars in back pay.

01:07:29.000 Level up first.

01:07:32.000 Yeah, no kidding.

01:07:32.000 But I hear Sweden has the gift, but they've never given us the gift.

01:07:37.000 They have not given the gift.

01:07:39.000 That's the tale as old as time with me, historian something Hutchinson from Boston College.

01:07:45.000 Song as old as time.

01:07:46.000 It's a song as old as time is the gift can be wielded for good or tremendous evil power.

01:07:52.000 Walks up to Michael Moore.

01:07:57.000 I've lost my gift!

01:07:59.000 Goo be gone!

01:08:00.000 I'm melting!

01:08:01.000 Tries to correct AOC's vision.

01:08:05.000 Normal eye.

01:08:07.000 Nope, didn't do it.

01:08:08.000 Spits in dirt, perhaps it's not her eye. 0.77

01:08:10.000 Are there worse?

01:08:12.000 Are they better?

01:08:14.000 No, I just didn't want to look at it.

01:08:15.000 Yes!

01:08:18.000 Just puts her hand on Joe Biden's head like she's curing his brain-like phenomenon. 0.99

01:08:28.000 I'm taking all its degradation into me.

01:08:32.000 I've lost the gift.

01:08:32.000 I don't have it.

01:08:33.000 I don't have it.

01:08:34.000 It's the same thing as the alien.

01:08:36.000 It's like scary.

01:08:38.000 Touches Haunter Biden's head.

01:08:42.000 IT COMES WITH GREAT PAIN AND RESPONSIBILITIES! 0.95

01:08:44.000 THE GIFT'S NOT WITHOUT ITS SHACKLES! 0.97

01:08:46.000 HA! 0.89

01:08:47.000 THE GIFT IS BACK!

01:08:48.000 I'VE NEVER SEEN THINGS SO CLEAR!

01:08:50.000 My eyes are just bleeding.

01:08:51.000 Can she be a recurring character?

01:08:57.000 What's her name?

01:08:58.000 What Hutchinson?

01:08:59.000 Was it Amanda Hutchinson?

01:09:01.000 Heather Hutchinson! 0.92

01:09:02.000 Heather Hutchinson.

01:09:02.000 Her name was Heather Hutchinson.

01:09:08.000 I don't know, Heather Cox Richardson.

01:09:10.000 Oh, Heather Cox Richardson.

01:09:12.000 Hutchinson is the British cast name.

01:09:15.000 All right.

01:09:15.000 Let me ask you, my final question is, do you also have the gift?

01:09:20.000 We're going to go to a...

01:09:22.000 The only gift that I want but in a cruel trick of nature I cannot procure is more time

01:09:29.000 So terrible This is real.

01:09:38.000 I would walk into her class like a revolving door and walk right out.

01:09:42.000 You just walk in the gift.

01:09:44.000 Bye-bye.

01:09:45.000 No, no, wait!

01:09:46.000 I've lost it!

01:09:48.000 We need to do that.

01:09:49.000 We need to go there.

01:09:50.000 We need to go to Boston College.

01:09:51.000 We need to come see you fellas.

01:09:53.000 Just dress, yeah, in a certain way, like, kind of like a witch, like that dude yesterday, and just be like, I want to talk to you.

01:09:59.000 Dress like a bottle of ketchup and walk in the classroom.

01:10:02.000 I hear that you bear the mark.

01:10:05.000 How'd you know?

01:10:06.000 Just a tattoo she got in a Fruit Loop box.

01:10:10.000 How'd you know about Sam?

01:10:12.000 She's a refused watcher. 1.00

01:10:13.000 First name Toucan!

01:10:16.000 Cause you toucan have the gift.

01:10:18.000 Yes!

01:10:19.000 Only you can't really, only I have the gift.

01:10:21.000 But I lost it, but I did have a gift.

01:10:26.000 Hey, if you want more, loudmouthcrowder.com slash tour is the Rebels with a Cause.

01:10:30.000 It kicks off, me and Dave, in Phoenix, September 16th at the Arizona Federal Theater.

01:10:35.000 That's the big one.

01:10:37.000 And then we have Houston the very next day at, what is Houston?

01:10:41.000 Smart Financial Center in Sugar Land.

01:10:43.000 And I've seen you folks in Houston, should be called Sugar Foot.

01:10:47.000 Dave is gonna be July 15th, 16th, Columbus, Ohio.

01:10:50.000 The Funny Bone, yes.

01:10:51.000 The Funny Bone?

01:10:52.000 Yeah, the weekend of July 29th.

01:10:53.000 The Funny Bone in Omaha, Nebraska.

01:10:55.000 And if you don't mind, Lapeer, Michigan, July 9th.

01:10:57.000 I'll be bringing my gift.

01:10:58.000 Yes, and then we are going to go discuss dealing with hecklers here on Mug Club that we cannot show here because every now and then someone in the audience has the gift.

Louder with Crowder - June 29, 2022

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