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00:01:20.000 cultural appropriation month Where we take you across the globe

00:01:25.000 Learning about and appreciating all the diverse cultures.

00:01:29.000 This planet has to offer Hey, you hankering for a hunk of heavenly pizza?

00:01:34.000 Well, get a load of my colossal combo.

00:01:37.000 This week, jump in our Maserati and take a ride to the pasta-loving culture that's given us centuries of dazzling art. 0.93

00:01:47.000 From the birth of Venus to Michelangelo's David's penis, it's the land that puts the Ma in mafia. 0.93

00:01:55.000 It's Italy! 0.98

00:01:56.000 Yay! 0.99

00:01:57.000 You guys see that?

00:02:05.000 That's a...

00:02:07.000 That's the profile.

00:02:08.000 Welcome!

00:02:09.000 Glad to be with you.

00:02:09.000 I can't have my headphones on right now because I can't put it over the Mussolini hat, so people listening on audio, this is the, of course, it's Cultural Appropriation Month.

00:02:18.000 You enter in the promo code CULTURE, you get $20 off, lottowithcrowder.com slash MugClub, and you send in your costumes today for Italy.

00:02:25.000 We are doing Italy using the hashtag on Twitter, Instagram, LWC Italy.

00:02:31.000 Mussolini!

00:02:33.000 Yeah, this won't be taken out of context. 0.91

00:02:34.000 No, I think you were basically looking up, I'm going to be hanged from there eventually.

00:02:37.000 Yes, yes. 0.96

00:02:39.000 Although I was transgender breastfeeding Hitler, so really this is child's play at this point. 0.78

00:02:43.000 That works.

00:02:44.000 And if you've done any research, and you guys can comment below, how much do you know about Mussolini, the history of Mussolini?

00:02:50.000 It's hysterical.

00:02:51.000 Not the death, not the genocide, all the horrible, but the fact that they didn't respect him at all.

00:02:56.000 No, no.

00:02:57.000 Hitler was just like, Yeah, put Mussolini on it. 0.88

00:03:00.000 Yeah.

00:03:00.000 Do we have an intern?

00:03:01.000 Mussolini!

00:03:02.000 My cough is tepid. 0.78

00:03:06.000 So he was aspiring to be an evil dictator, but didn't quite make it.

00:03:10.000 We have a lot to talk about today.

00:03:12.000 Jordan Peterson, Dr. Jordan Peterson, who's been on the show, has been a good friend of the show, has been banned from Twitter.

00:03:17.000 What?

00:03:17.000 And he's been corresponding with me personally, and so I have some information on that.

00:03:21.000 And look, he's been good to us, he's been an ally to the show, he's been good to you guys.

00:03:28.000 This is why we fight like hell.

00:03:30.000 This is why we fight like hells for people like him.

00:03:32.000 This is not a man who should be removed from the public sphere.

00:03:35.000 So, that's a big deal.

00:03:36.000 We'll be talking about that.

00:03:37.000 Sweden!

00:03:37.000 Finland!

00:03:38.000 They want to join NATO!

00:03:39.000 The former Vice President Biden says that's a good idea.

00:03:41.000 I say NO!

00:03:43.000 Why?

00:03:44.000 Well, I have about 550 billion reasons.

00:03:48.000 That's foreshadowing.

00:03:50.000 And then the Big Hero 6 spin-off is now transgender, buying tampons, and Arizona just passed some major school choice legislation, which is a big win. 0.94

00:03:57.000 So, look, I think it's going to be a good next couple of months.

00:04:02.000 Alright, Gerald A. is here, the best man, the... what are you?

00:04:05.000 It's-a me, Wario!

00:04:08.000 No you're not, you're not.

00:04:09.000 I'm Wario.

00:04:10.000 No.

00:04:10.000 Waluigi.

00:04:11.000 Ah, I went in the wrong direction.

00:04:12.000 Waluigi.

00:04:13.000 I don't even know, I didn't know it existed!

00:04:14.000 Why did we choose the lesser Wa costume?

00:04:16.000 We did, yeah.

00:04:17.000 The lesser man.

00:04:18.000 I just, I'm going to have to take the nose off soon.

00:04:20.000 And then you hear him, you know him, the fastest man on his, well on his larger, wider feet today.

00:04:26.000 Today.

00:04:27.000 Because it is called, it's Italy, and I'll be on tour with him.

00:04:29.000 Leiderworthcrowder.com slash tour dates because there are developers on the website who apparently don't want to remain gainfully employed.

00:04:35.000 The tour!

00:04:37.000 Sight doesn't work.

00:04:38.000 So you have to go to TOURDATES and September 16th, the Federal Theater, September 17th, in Houston, we are kicking off the big fall tour.

00:04:47.000 You guys can go to loudmouthpower.com slash TOURDATES.

00:04:49.000 I'm taking off my hat because I cannot hear anybody.

00:04:51.000 All right, Dave, how are you?

00:04:52.000 I'm good, how about you?

00:04:54.000 I'm doing all right.

00:04:56.000 The Ahoy-Leone?

00:04:57.000 Ahoy-Leone!

00:04:59.000 And who are you wearing?

00:05:00.000 Paulie Walnuts.

00:05:02.000 Oh! 0.60

00:05:02.000 It's made for the Sopranos. 0.60

00:05:04.000 It could have just been any racist Italian stereotype.

00:05:06.000 No, it's not.

00:05:07.000 It's time for, you folks love this, of course, Coastal Appropriation Month and we've been doing this, this is our last week.

00:05:12.000 Keep the nose, Gerald. 0.99

00:05:14.000 Dave put it in his crotch. 0.99

00:05:18.000 It's the price of doing business. 0.99

00:05:19.000 Which is surprising that he could fit this... Do you want to work a desk job?

00:05:23.000 Do you want to work a desk job?

00:05:24.000 I'm at a desk right now.

00:05:25.000 Put it on the nose.

00:05:26.000 Do it.

00:05:27.000 It's a little on the nose.

00:05:28.000 I went to a hospital and collected baby foreskins and made that for you. 0.94

00:05:32.000 Yes.

00:05:32.000 I was wondering why it was dripping.

00:05:35.000 Enjoy.

00:05:35.000 By the way, there might be someone seeking a DNA scraping from the preemie ward.

00:05:39.000 Enjoy.

00:05:41.000 This is my nose now.

00:05:42.000 Alright, so it's time to play Cultural Appropriation Month because to appropriate is to appreciate.

00:05:46.000 We learn about these countries.

00:05:47.000 Time to play Factor Fiction, Italy edition.

00:05:49.000 There's a lot of good things at Pizza Hut.

00:05:53.000 There's a lot of good things under our roof.

00:05:56.000 Oh, we just offended every Italian in the world by calling Pizza Hut Italian.

00:05:59.000 Well, they should be offended that Pizza Hut did it better.

00:06:02.000 Oh! 0.60

00:06:03.000 Oh, did they?

00:06:04.000 For a couple years.

00:06:05.000 For a couple years there.

00:06:06.000 Better than Sbarro.

00:06:08.000 Well, Sbarro is... I mean, Sbarro is the Amy Klobuchar of the food court.

00:06:08.000 Sbarro.

00:06:12.000 Yeah, I'll take crappy pizza, please.

00:06:14.000 Well, look, I tell you what, when you guys can settle on who the original Ray is in New York, we'll allow you to have the better pizza.

00:06:21.000 Until then, Americans did it better. 0.97

00:06:23.000 Alright, Tocanawa, you're going to read us some facts, and we have to determine if these are real facts about Italy or fiction, right?

00:06:28.000 That's right.

00:06:29.000 Okay, so number one is Rome is the capital of Italy.

00:06:33.000 Oh, why you gotta look at me, bro?

00:06:33.000 Gerald.

00:06:35.000 I don't know, but I think it's yes.

00:06:36.000 Because now you feel like that's a trick question.

00:06:38.000 Right.

00:06:38.000 Walnuts?

00:06:39.000 I think it's yes.

00:06:40.000 I don't know, it feels tricky.

00:06:41.000 Feels tricky?

00:06:42.000 I'm gonna say yes, but I don't know.

00:06:44.000 Let's just all say yes so we're all in this together.

00:06:46.000 Yeah, just in case.

00:06:47.000 I don't know.

00:06:47.000 Alright.

00:06:48.000 Fact or fiction?

00:06:49.000 Alright, that's correct, it's fact.

00:06:50.000 Alright.

00:06:51.000 This seems so obvious. 0.99

00:06:52.000 That's why he did it right out of the outset, to make us nervous, because we're gonna look like an idiot if we assume what everybody else assumes. 0.98

00:06:57.000 Yeah, or he was like, I'll throw a softball to him, and we're like, ugh, ooh. 0.97

00:07:01.000 No, it's not.

00:07:03.000 It's Venice.

00:07:04.000 Oh, it's beautiful.

00:07:04.000 You mean the city?

00:07:06.000 Yeah.

00:07:07.000 That boat's in sewage! 0.97

00:07:10.000 Did you know that?

00:07:11.000 It's sewage!

00:07:11.000 Did you know that?

00:07:12.000 They just dumped their poop?

00:07:13.000 Yes.

00:07:14.000 Yeah, it's poop water, but there's a guy who, uh, you know, throws you through it.

00:07:19.000 You plug your nose.

00:07:19.000 Yeah.

00:07:20.000 Scrubs the boats.

00:07:21.000 You have a picnic.

00:07:22.000 And if that guy so happens to be Amber Heard pooping aft deck, so much the better.

00:07:26.000 In some ways, you throw it on the bed.

00:07:27.000 You lift the grumpy.

00:07:29.000 All right, give us the next fact here, Tocanowan.

00:07:31.000 Okay, number two.

00:07:32.000 The Fluscia Capizoli are considered the most beautiful mountains in Italy.

00:07:36.000 Well, that seems like a subjective.

00:07:37.000 Fact.

00:07:38.000 Well, it is true, though. 0.62

00:07:38.000 Yeah. 0.62

00:07:40.000 They are beautiful.

00:07:41.000 I don't know if they're the most beautiful.

00:07:42.000 I think that's a... I don't think those are mountains.

00:07:44.000 I'm going false.

00:07:45.000 I'm gonna say false just because I prefer the, uh, what do you have listed?

00:07:48.000 You have the, uh, Flochia Capazelli. 0.88

00:07:50.000 See, I'm, uh, Flochia Capastrano guy.

00:07:53.000 I think those are the prettier mountains.

00:07:54.000 I'm gonna go true.

00:07:56.000 Togan Harwin.

00:07:56.000 All right.

00:07:57.000 All right.

00:07:58.000 That is... Fiction.

00:08:00.000 Yeah!

00:08:01.000 Ah!

00:08:01.000 Fiction because they're not real mountains?

00:08:02.000 What does it mean?

00:08:03.000 Uh, just... Google it?

00:08:07.000 That means he doesn't know.

00:08:08.000 That means these are half-assed fact or fiction.

00:08:10.000 No, I think he can't say.

00:08:14.000 I know what it means, and I think that it's a fact.

00:08:18.000 Fact or fiction, do you think Monica Bellucci is hot? 1.00

00:08:21.000 Fact.

00:08:23.000 Fact.

00:08:24.000 Fact!

00:08:24.000 Who's that?

00:08:26.000 You're gay. 1.00

00:08:26.000 Monica Bellucci. 1.00

00:08:27.000 There's a lot of people at work right now very upset. 0.96

00:08:31.000 That means she's gay. 0.99

00:08:34.000 Do you seriously not know who Monica Bellucci is? 0.96

00:08:35.000 No.

00:08:36.000 All right, we'll bring up a picture of her later. 0.86

00:08:38.000 Beautiful woman.

00:08:39.000 Isabella Rossellini's a beautiful... There are a lot of good-looking Italian ladies. 1.00

00:08:43.000 I've heard that name, but I haven't heard Monica... What is it?

00:08:45.000 Well, the reason... She's a marvel because she's a good-looking, older Italian woman, whereas, like, Italian women reach their prime at, like, 19. 1.00

00:08:52.000 And then leave it at 22?

00:08:52.000 Yeah, they age like cottage cheese.

00:08:54.000 Now, uh, the next fact.

00:08:57.000 Alright, next up we got, number three, over 400 Italians die each year in hand gesture related accidents.

00:09:03.000 That is absolutely true.

00:09:04.000 What?

00:09:05.000 That is a fact.

00:09:05.000 Gotta be true.

00:09:06.000 Yeah, I mean he took out one of the intern's eyes earlier, so it's gotta be true. 1.00

00:09:09.000 True.

00:09:10.000 Okay, and the answer is, that is fiction.

00:09:12.000 Nope.

00:09:13.000 Your fiction!

00:09:13.000 Fact check.

00:09:14.000 Your fiction!

00:09:15.000 Wear the nose!

00:09:15.000 Your fiction!

00:09:16.000 Liar! 1.00

00:09:17.000 It's true. 1.00

00:09:17.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:09:18.000 Your fiction without the science.

00:09:20.000 True.

00:09:20.000 Your little, whatever soldier.

00:09:22.000 Elrond Centurion.

00:09:24.000 Show me the next one.

00:09:25.000 That's true.

00:09:25.000 Number four every October Vatican City holds a kind of Sadie Hawkins dance where the altar boys ask out the priests

00:09:31.000 That's true I've been to it. Yeah

00:09:35.000 He was actually the chaperone Yes.

00:09:38.000 Oh, geez.

00:09:40.000 It's named after you.

00:09:41.000 I'm going to say, of course, that is fiction.

00:09:41.000 You didn't have to sponsor it.

00:09:44.000 Fiction.

00:09:45.000 True.

00:09:46.000 I mean, it's true.

00:09:48.000 Allegedly.

00:09:49.000 What?

00:09:50.000 Yeah, kind of.

00:09:51.000 What?

00:09:51.000 I'm sorry, what?

00:09:52.000 Look, it ain't so much a dance, but it is a dance of the body.

00:09:55.000 Okay, hold on.

00:09:55.000 No, no, no, no, no.

00:09:56.000 It's nature's dance of seduction.

00:09:56.000 You gotta tell us more than that.

00:09:59.000 I was about to say, the priests don't tend to ask the altar boys their opinion.

00:10:02.000 No, they don't.

00:10:03.000 It's a situation.

00:10:04.000 It's fiction.

00:10:04.000 Okay, alright.

00:10:06.000 Next one.

00:10:07.000 Next one we got is, the Popemobile is bulletproof and has a turret that shoots beanbag rounds.

00:10:12.000 100% true.

00:10:13.000 I hope that's true.

00:10:15.000 I guarantee it is.

00:10:15.000 I know it's bulletproof, I don't know about the beanbag rounds.

00:10:18.000 I'd be willing to bet my desk that technically is your desk that it's true.

00:10:22.000 It's not technically my desk, it is my desk.

00:10:24.000 Well, technically.

00:10:25.000 All of these are my desks.

00:10:26.000 True or false or false?

00:10:26.000 Technically speaking.

00:10:29.000 Okay, I'm gonna say true.

00:10:31.000 Okay, that is fiction.

00:10:34.000 Oh, no, he went with the flamethrower?

00:10:35.000 It's the flamethrower, isn't it?

00:10:36.000 There just isn't anything massive.

00:10:37.000 You're right, it is bulletproof, but there's no turret.

00:10:39.000 There has to be a turret!

00:10:41.000 That would be so much fun.

00:10:43.000 Sooner or later, that pacifist will have to pay, am I right?

00:10:46.000 Yeah.

00:10:46.000 By the way, you can have the desk.

00:10:48.000 Sorry, a bet's a bet.

00:10:49.000 Yeah.

00:10:50.000 Great.

00:10:52.000 It's betting with the house's money.

00:10:53.000 Thank you, Waluigi.

00:10:56.000 This is how we do it, Stephen!

00:10:57.000 Come on! 0.61

00:10:59.000 It's like my brother when he would steal my pogs and then play for keeps.

00:11:02.000 I'm like, wait, hold on a second, these gargle pogs, I thought these were mine. 0.94

00:11:05.000 Alright, last fact!

00:11:06.000 Alright, final one for all the marbles.

00:11:08.000 53% of Tuscany residents work in the Parmesan mines.

00:11:12.000 I'm not going to lie, I don't even know that Parmesan mines are a thing.

00:11:15.000 They're not.

00:11:16.000 Oh yeah, they really are.

00:11:17.000 That's not true at all.

00:11:18.000 Yeah, they're real.

00:11:19.000 I go true.

00:11:20.000 There's the fat.

00:11:21.000 And by the way, those canaries, they come out fat.

00:11:24.000 Yeah, they do.

00:11:26.000 There's bears in there.

00:11:27.000 They love to eat the cheese.

00:11:28.000 You ever heard of the canary in a coal mine?

00:11:30.000 You know, they send it in?

00:11:31.000 Bears come out with gout.

00:11:33.000 These are the cannoli mines that they work in. 0.95

00:11:33.000 That's true. 0.95

00:11:36.000 The cannoli mines.

00:11:37.000 That's a whole different thing.

00:11:38.000 That's a whole different thing.

00:11:39.000 That's really just a reverse sex change operation. 0.60

00:11:41.000 Big Wilford Brimley bears. 0.75

00:11:42.000 They're all ornery.

00:11:46.000 They're very short with their families.

00:11:48.000 Give us the truth or fiction.

00:11:49.000 Alright, that is fiction.

00:11:52.000 Of course it is!

00:11:53.000 I don't mind for parmesan.

00:11:55.000 Alright, that's been Italy Facts.

00:11:59.000 No, there are not a lot of good things.

00:12:02.000 I feel like I learned nothing. 0.99

00:12:04.000 I used to call my girl the pizza slut. 0.99

00:12:07.000 Really? 0.99

00:12:08.000 Yeah.

00:12:09.000 You meet her at Pizza Hut?

00:12:10.000 That's right.

00:12:10.000 Oh.

00:12:11.000 That's a good thing.

00:12:12.000 My pockets are just not, they're not, you ever have one of your pockets aren't tucked in right?

00:12:15.000 Yeah.

00:12:15.000 It bothers me.

00:12:16.000 It does?

00:12:16.000 It was an inverted pocket, which by the way, we're going to get to why Jordan Peterson was banned regarding sex change operations later.

00:12:23.000 Uh, let's first do this.

00:12:24.000 I was instructed not to watch this.

00:12:26.000 Not to watch this.

00:12:27.000 Okay.

00:12:28.000 Uh, this is a commercial in Europe, and all I know is... Have you guys seen this?

00:12:33.000 No.

00:12:34.000 Uh, now, first off, let me be really clear.

00:12:35.000 This is where I part ways with the identitarian right, because they go, we need a Western European nation. 0.99

00:12:40.000 Well, the problem is that Western European nations suck. 1.00

00:12:44.000 They're terrible. 1.00

00:12:45.000 They're godless, devoid of morals, just crap holes at this point. 0.99

00:12:50.000 If you were talking about something, basically what you're talking about is what the United States originally was. 0.99

00:12:53.000 I get that.

00:12:53.000 Fine.

00:12:54.000 I don't want to be like Italy. 0.71

00:12:55.000 I don't want to be like France. 0.99

00:12:56.000 I don't want to be like England.

00:12:57.000 I don't want to be like any of the Norwegian countries. 1.00

00:13:00.000 Which, by the way, they're having a competition to see, with Finland, Sweden, and Norway, who is the most irrelevant country.

00:13:07.000 They're all winners.

00:13:08.000 It is such a close race.

00:13:10.000 It's a photo finish.

00:13:13.000 But this is a commercial in Europe, and all I've been told is that it's full of surprises.

00:13:16.000 Dear God.

00:13:18.000 I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to get out of here.

00:13:29.000 So it's a one night stand.

00:13:43.000 Bye.

00:13:44.000 Ow! 1.00

00:13:45.000 Stand was the wrong choice of words.

00:13:47.000 It's a one-night roll.

00:13:52.000 You can't beat up a crippled man.

00:13:55.000 What are you talking about?

00:13:55.000 Sure you can.

00:13:58.000 It's very easy.

00:13:59.000 How do they do anything?

00:14:03.000 All right.

00:14:04.000 What?

00:14:04.000 We're pausing it.

00:14:06.000 Oh, okay.

00:14:06.000 Why?

00:14:07.000 Well, that's the end of the clip because you have to guess.

00:14:10.000 What happens next?

00:14:12.000 What is it advertising?

00:14:14.000 Oh, what is it advertising?

00:14:15.000 It was a one-night stand.

00:14:15.000 So, let's see.

00:14:16.000 It's obviously some kind of Norwegic.

00:14:18.000 I don't know if it's Swedish.

00:14:20.000 I have no idea.

00:14:21.000 Nordic.

00:14:22.000 Did I say Norwegic?

00:14:24.000 One of those, you know, I don't care.

00:14:26.000 No one cares about these countries.

00:14:27.000 It's Thursday.

00:14:28.000 You guys have contributed nothing, and by the way, you're not welcome to be protected by NATO, i.e.

00:14:33.000 the United States.

00:14:36.000 She's doing it with a crippled guy, and then it looks like her husband comes in? 1.00

00:14:39.000 Yeah.

00:14:40.000 So what is it?

00:14:40.000 Is it like for ball bearing grease for his wheelchair?

00:14:42.000 I think he's late because his flight was delayed or something and it's a travel.

00:14:47.000 Well, I hope she's not late from a crippled guy. 1.00

00:14:48.000 Well, she could be.

00:14:49.000 No, maybe it's for Viagra because, you know, he can't feel nothing.

00:14:53.000 Right.

00:14:53.000 Oh, it could be for colostomy bags.

00:14:55.000 That's unlikely.

00:14:55.000 Yeah.

00:14:57.000 You know what?

00:14:58.000 I'm going to go with ring doorbell.

00:14:58.000 All good ideas.

00:15:00.000 Show me what it is.

00:15:02.000 Alright, here it is.

00:15:04.000 And if I took your place?

00:15:07.000 Don't park in public places.

00:15:11.000 Ah!

00:15:11.000 Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

00:15:13.000 It's a PSA for not parking in a disabled spot. 0.98

00:15:16.000 Hey, if you park in my spot, it's like banging my wife! 1.00

00:15:19.000 No, banging your wife! 1.00

00:15:20.000 Oh no, that's what I'm saying! 0.98

00:15:21.000 Yeah, that's what, it's, what?

00:15:22.000 That's the comparison?

00:15:25.000 But you, you physically can on account of your, you know... That would just be like, that'd be like... Hair releases!

00:15:30.000 That'd be like tuning in today, you just tune into Nickelodeon and it's just images of Auschwitz and Warsaw and genocide and it's like, pick up after your dog!

00:15:42.000 Now you know what it feels like!

00:15:44.000 What?

00:15:44.000 Is it such a problem there that they had to make this commercial?

00:15:48.000 Well, maybe, you know.

00:15:50.000 I just, I'm amazed at that.

00:15:51.000 Well, okay, great.

00:15:52.000 Is there an outrage from the disabled community over that?

00:15:55.000 I wouldn't think that they all want to be labeled men who sleep with other men's wives.

00:15:55.000 I don't know.

00:15:59.000 Well, it's theoretical.

00:16:01.000 Yeah.

00:16:01.000 Hypothetical.

00:16:02.000 I mean, you know.

00:16:03.000 Maybe.

00:16:04.000 You eliminate from the pool, there are many of them, and the bottom half doesn't work.

00:16:06.000 That's true.

00:16:08.000 It was a mercy lay.

00:16:09.000 Yeah.

00:16:11.000 Your husband parked in my spot.

00:16:12.000 Why do you know where I live?

00:16:13.000 Yeah, this is weird.

00:16:15.000 I watch you a lot.

00:16:16.000 I cross-referenced your license plate in my spot.

00:16:18.000 Yes, I've been watching you from the rear window.

00:16:21.000 Also, go check on the children.

00:16:21.000 Yes.

00:16:23.000 I've poisoned them.

00:16:24.000 Oh.

00:16:24.000 Yes.

00:16:25.000 That'll remind you to use your turn signal.

00:16:27.000 This has just gone way too far for a PSA.

00:16:29.000 This is over the top.

00:16:30.000 That is too much.

00:16:31.000 And don't do drugs.

00:16:32.000 It's not a handicapped spot.

00:16:33.000 It's a next-to-one.

00:16:34.000 Yeah.

00:16:34.000 Oh, my bad.

00:16:35.000 It's an expectant mother spot.

00:16:37.000 I'm one of those too.

00:16:38.000 How is that possible?

00:16:40.000 You're not a veteran.

00:16:41.000 You know what country this is?

00:16:45.000 Your main claim to fame is that you've remained neutral until you now want to be in NATO.

00:16:49.000 Protected.

00:16:49.000 And the answer is no.

00:16:51.000 Alright, let's go to this.

00:16:51.000 This is something that is really important.

00:16:53.000 I don't know how many people have discussed it, but I have some exclusive information here, some inside baseball.

00:16:58.000 Please, just look.

00:16:59.000 Comment below to show Jordan Peterson your support.

00:17:03.000 If you're watching this on YouTube, and also hit the like button because we want to get this message out to as many people as possible.

00:17:08.000 Dr. Jordan Peterson suspended last night on Twitter.

00:17:14.000 Now just to be clear, Twitter's, the story you're going to hear is, well he's only temporarily suspended if he takes down the tweet.

00:17:22.000 Yeah, with conditions.

00:17:23.000 So that's what they say, well you could get your account back, just like the New York Post could get their account back if they remove the Hunter Biden story.

00:17:28.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:17:29.000 So that's what they'll try and claim and say, oh free speech doesn't mean you can say whatever you want, plus his account wasn't banned.

00:17:34.000 It's effectively banned if you express an opinion that they don't like.

00:17:38.000 And by the way, in this instance, it's an opinion that is completely in line with the

00:17:42.000 scientific community and biological literature that we have had since the beginning of ever,

00:17:47.000 ever, or between mostly ever.

00:17:49.000 ever take your pick.

00:18:08.000 You won't be able to see it now.

00:18:10.000 I don't believe that you can because of the way his account is disabled, but we do have a screen grab from the tweet that got him removed.

00:18:17.000 It was a tweet regarding Ellen Page.

00:18:19.000 Remember when Pride was a sin and Ellen Page just had her breasts removed by a criminal physician? 0.87

00:18:27.000 That seems pretty benign.

00:18:29.000 Well, he said a criminal physician.

00:18:31.000 Now, let me be clear.

00:18:32.000 Let me give you some context here.

00:18:33.000 You know, I don't know if you know Ellen Page, who's now Elliot Page.

00:18:36.000 Here are some pictures of Elliot Page today.

00:18:38.000 Yeah, on the cover of Esquire.

00:18:41.000 Hey, and they wonder why men aren't buying their subscriptions anymore.

00:18:45.000 Wait a second.

00:18:48.000 I used to read Gentleman's Quarterly.

00:18:50.000 Is the picture behind that not a man?

00:18:54.000 I enjoy the bulge in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition.

00:18:57.000 Yes.

00:18:59.000 Exactly.

00:18:59.000 I love it.

00:19:00.000 Well, that's just because they're Italian women. 1.00

00:19:02.000 They haven't been familiarized with Venus.

00:19:04.000 So that's Elliot Page.

00:19:07.000 Ellen Page, for those who are the uninitiated, because they've retroactively gone back and applied Elliot Page to the IMDb credits.

00:19:13.000 So again, it's never a consistent standard.

00:19:15.000 Did Caitlyn Jenner win a medal?

00:19:17.000 Then why does Elliot Page get acting credits?

00:19:19.000 Is that his boyfriend in that photo?

00:19:21.000 I believe that is his boyfriend.

00:19:23.000 Just want to make sure.

00:19:24.000 His boyfriend and I... So we're going to get some statistics here as to why it's actual medical malpractice and this is a criminal physician.

00:19:24.000 Yeah.

00:19:31.000 Look, I'll say it.

00:19:33.000 What's the Hippocratic Oath?

00:19:34.000 First, do no harm.

00:19:35.000 Yeah.

00:19:36.000 So Dr. Jordan Peterson is pointing out...

00:19:36.000 Okay.

00:19:40.000 Something that would be harmful.

00:19:42.000 That's why he's using the term criminal physician because there's a level of criminality.

00:19:46.000 You used to be charged if you were a doctor who did something, who performed a procedure that knowingly caused harm.

00:19:51.000 And this was important because long after science was established, whether it would be things like mercury fillings or lobotomies, right?

00:19:57.000 They found out that doctors were performing them after they were no longer legally allowed to perform them.

00:20:01.000 And so these people had to be brought up on charges so that there were consequences.

00:20:05.000 Because you are putting some of your trust into the medical institution when you go and see a doctor.

00:20:05.000 Why?

00:20:09.000 It's like going to a mechanic.

00:20:10.000 You don't really know what he's saying.

00:20:11.000 You just kind of take his word for it.

00:20:12.000 He goes, ah, it looks like the transistor flam is gone.

00:20:16.000 All right, here's $3,000. 0.94

00:20:19.000 I hope you're not screwing me. 0.98

00:20:20.000 Usually he is. 0.94

00:20:22.000 But look at what the tweet says.

00:20:23.000 It didn't call for any action against the physician, right?

00:20:25.000 Obviously, Twitter has their standards that they say they operate by.

00:20:29.000 We know that they don't.

00:20:30.000 Didn't call for violence on anybody.

00:20:31.000 Didn't make fun of anybody.

00:20:33.000 Didn't say anything about the doctor's name, didn't dox anybody, I don't understand where they're coming from legally with giving him any kind of punishment at all. 0.98

00:20:40.000 And by the way, just to be clear, he's also not saying, remember when pride was a sin, meaning homosexual pride month, what he's saying is showing pictures off of your naked torso and telling everybody else, demanding that they declare you beautiful, that was something that people said was, look, come on, look, if a guy were to, if a non-trans guy were to do that, you'd be like, douche! 0.98

00:20:59.000 Douche! 1.00

00:21:01.000 You don't want to talk to Elliot. 0.99

00:21:02.000 He's a douche. 1.00

00:21:03.000 Why, every single picture of his abs are grabbing his balls. 1.00

00:21:06.000 That's a guy who's a douche. 1.00

00:21:10.000 Chaz Bono? 0.99

00:21:10.000 Douche! 0.99

00:21:11.000 Why, a guy with a chin strap beard just wants to take his shirt off every time, wear a tank top. 0.99

00:21:16.000 He's a douche! 0.99

00:21:17.000 It's the same thing with many men who act like women, who are trans women. 0.99

00:21:20.000 All of a sudden, we're okay with a man fulfilling the negative Barbie stereotype of womanhood that we've been trying to break down with feminism for a bit, but when it's a transgender individual, it's all, uh, brave and beautiful.

00:21:30.000 Because you can't define woman! 1.00

00:21:32.000 What's a trans man going to be, a masculine woman? 1.00

00:21:34.000 No!

00:21:35.000 They have to put on... I'm a woman, why? 1.00

00:21:37.000 Because I put on makeup, and I use tampons, and look, I like to look pretty, and I like to wear dresses.

00:21:40.000 Hold on a second, we were told those were negative stereotypes.

00:21:42.000 Just look at the lesbians in jeans and tank tops. 1.00

00:21:44.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:21:45.000 So, Its first do-no-harm are these criminal physicians.

00:21:49.000 Well, let me give you a little bit of info here.

00:21:50.000 All references are available at ladderworthcreditor.com.

00:21:52.000 Okay.

00:21:53.000 Particularly with women becoming men, or wanting to become men. 0.65

00:21:59.000 They have to go through hormone replacement therapy. 0.85

00:21:59.000 What do they have to do? 0.85

00:22:01.000 We've talked before about estradiol, estrogen, when you give it to men.

00:22:04.000 We know that increases risks of cancer.

00:22:05.000 We know that even with women it increases risks of cancer.

00:22:07.000 But testosterone specifically, in women, increased testosterone, testosterone replacement therapy, It's linked to increase of all kinds of metabolic disorders, cancer, and this is something really interesting.

00:22:19.000 Testosterone increases metabolic diseases like type 2 diabetes in women, but increased testosterone in men reduces it.

00:22:26.000 It's almost like we're different.

00:22:29.000 No.

00:22:30.000 Hey.

00:22:31.000 And now we're off YouTube.

00:22:32.000 Make sure you're watching on Rumble.

00:22:33.000 Yeah.

00:22:34.000 Exactly.

00:22:35.000 By the way, we're on Rumble Monday through Thursday, 10 a.m.

00:22:37.000 Eastern, and of course on Mug Club we are going to be on break.

00:22:40.000 There will be some super videos uploaded, but we are back the very first Monday of August with a new space here, a new studio.

00:22:49.000 So think about this for a second.

00:22:50.000 If you don't believe there's a design, Well, you have a very limited window of where hormones are appropriate, and they are allotted in certain amounts in the male body and the female body.

00:23:02.000 If you increase testosterone, you have a higher natural end of testosterone in men.

00:23:05.000 That decreases your likelihood of type 2 diabetes, metabolic disorders.

00:23:09.000 Also, you might say, well, that's because higher testosterone is linked to fat loss.

00:23:12.000 But the same would apply to women, right, if it's just a fat loss mechanism. 1.00

00:23:16.000 But they're still at higher risk of diabetes.

00:23:19.000 Which just tells you there is something that we don't fully understand.

00:23:24.000 Right?

00:23:24.000 The science is out, but the science that we have that is in is pretty bad.

00:23:27.000 That the female body says, I'm not supposed to have that much. 1.00

00:23:32.000 Of what?

00:23:32.000 Of the man stuff!

00:23:34.000 We have to get rid of it somehow.

00:23:36.000 I don't know.

00:23:36.000 Spike insulin.

00:23:37.000 Cause acne.

00:23:38.000 Infertility.

00:23:39.000 Let's just... It's like they're on fire.

00:23:42.000 Doing damage to the body because you're putting it in an unnatural state.

00:23:44.000 Where are all the homeopathic doctors who don't believe in the big pharmaceutical companies?

00:23:49.000 Who want to chew costanga root? 0.98

00:23:51.000 This is, by the way, let me be clear about this.

00:23:53.000 I'm going to get to the cancer stats in a second.

00:23:55.000 This is from the largest study to date.

00:23:58.000 Okay?

00:23:59.000 Do you want to see an overlay?

00:24:00.000 Reference at lateralcredit.com.

00:24:01.000 From the largest study to date on sex hormone levels, gene regulation, this is from the University of Cambridge, and is it pronounced Exeter?

00:24:10.000 Exeter, yeah.

00:24:11.000 Exeter.

00:24:12.000 They also found that higher testosterone levels increase the risks of breast and endometriosal cancers in women.

00:24:23.000 Okay, that's not enough to say, well, you know what, a criminal physician?

00:24:26.000 Well, here's the thing, we have some more receipts.

00:24:29.000 There are other health risks and complications that would be associated with other things, like Elliot Page.

00:24:34.000 So Elliot Page just doing the testosterone, just doing the hormones.

00:24:36.000 Those are those risks.

00:24:37.000 But then Elliot Page, formerly Ellen Page, also got a double mastectomy.

00:24:42.000 Some risks with that include blood clots, bleeding, infection, nerve pain, heart attack, stroke, kidney failure, pneumonia.

00:24:50.000 Now, if we go down to the, so we have the cancer risk, we have the metabolic risk from the hormones, and now we have the risk just from the procedure of a double mastectomy, which by the way, it's not as high as the hormones and not as high as the, you know, the fake penis surgery, which we'll get to in a second.

00:25:04.000 Yeah.

00:25:05.000 But it's an entirely elective procedure, just to be clear. 0.99

00:25:08.000 There's no reason for a doctor to provide that if there is no immediate health requirement, and there isn't beyond, I really don't like my tits! 0.97

00:25:15.000 Yeah, and they want us to be able to have to pay for that as taxpayers and citizens. 0.98

00:25:19.000 Not only for our military, because we've had people get that before.

00:25:22.000 Chelsea Manning, I believe, was one of those.

00:25:24.000 But everybody else.

00:25:25.000 They want us to be a part of the program.

00:25:26.000 And to remove your children from you if you don't allow them to go through it.

00:25:29.000 So, we've got the risks with the hormones.

00:25:31.000 We've got the risks with the double mastectomy.

00:25:33.000 Again, does it?

00:25:34.000 Does.

00:25:35.000 It.

00:25:35.000 Hold.

00:25:36.000 Water.

00:25:36.000 Jordan Peterson, the reason he was banned, saying criminal physician.

00:25:39.000 First do no harm.

00:25:41.000 Here are the health risks, the complications that are associated with phalloplasty.

00:25:45.000 And yes, it's exactly what you think.

00:25:47.000 For trans patients.

00:25:48.000 So, let's go through the percentages of these risks happening.

00:25:50.000 Okay? 1.00

00:25:51.000 Getting a fake, big ol' fake penis. 1.00

00:25:53.000 Big ol' fake penis. 1.00

00:25:54.000 What we used to refer to as medically necessary. 1.00

00:25:57.000 I'd like the jumbo, please.

00:25:58.000 So, here.

00:26:01.000 Yeah, can you imagine that on his frame?

00:26:04.000 Yeah.

00:26:06.000 Would leave trails in the snow like a basset hound.

00:26:08.000 He's had a lot of dogs.

00:26:09.000 What's that dragging on the ground?

00:26:10.000 Uh, because it's four inches.

00:26:12.000 Yes, yes.

00:26:14.000 Oh, was that medically necessary?

00:26:15.000 Absolutely. 1.00

00:26:17.000 If I don't get a fake penis, my family will die. 1.00

00:26:20.000 Oh, but I have an erection and there's a blood clot. 1.00

00:26:22.000 Can you go ahead and touch my bracelet? 0.98

00:26:25.000 Yes.

00:26:27.000 Which one?

00:26:27.000 The Life Alert?

00:26:28.000 No, my Lucky Charm bracelet.

00:26:29.000 It's just neither really will work at this point.

00:26:32.000 They stopped answering at Life Alert.

00:26:34.000 I decided to be a white guy in 2022.

00:26:35.000 That's a good move in Hollywood.

00:26:40.000 So, let me go through the phalloplasty risks, okay.

00:26:43.000 Hair stone formation in the urethra, 5% risk.

00:26:46.000 Infections, a 14% risk, which, by the way, requires a removal, in most cases, of the prosthetic.

00:26:52.000 Partial skin flap loss, a 12.9% risk.

00:26:56.000 What is that?

00:26:56.000 Do you know what skin flap loss is?

00:26:58.000 We're going to show the pictures on our club later, okay?

00:27:00.000 Just use your imagination.

00:27:01.000 By the way, the death, the loss of those sections of the skin used, these are being used to make... It's just disgusting, okay.

00:27:10.000 Urethral blockage.

00:27:10.000 We're now at 24%.

00:27:11.000 24% of people who go through these surgeries experience urethral blockage.

00:27:17.000 This other term, I want to make sure I read this correctly, and the stat is staggering.

00:27:21.000 Urethrocutaneous fistula, and that's where urine is leaking from new holes or wrong holes, 49.5%. 0.99

00:27:32.000 In other words, there's a 1 in 2 chance that if you get a fake penis, you'll be pissing like the gremlin who was shot at the food bar. 0.99

00:27:39.000 Can you imagine pitching this in a meeting at like a car company? 0.99

00:27:44.000 Like, is it safe?

00:27:45.000 No.

00:27:46.000 No, it's not. 1.00

00:27:47.000 Well, there's a 49.5% chance you'll pee from your balls, but hey! 0.99

00:27:51.000 1 in 2 people are gonna have real problems. 0.99

00:27:53.000 Right, yeah.

00:27:54.000 We're all these consumer reporters, by the way.

00:27:56.000 Consumer reporters who complain about, you know, problems with the Prius.

00:28:00.000 And by the way, I was happy to see any damage done with the Prius.

00:28:03.000 Terrible looking car.

00:28:04.000 It's just awful.

00:28:05.000 And everyone who can't drive got together, had a secret meeting, and said, Prius, are we good?

00:28:09.000 We'll all drive that?

00:28:10.000 By the way, turn signals are right out!

00:28:13.000 No need to have one.

00:28:15.000 Where are all these consumer reporters?

00:28:16.000 This company, man, they're taking it, look, this could cause harm, or tap water in Flint, and I'm not saying that these are illegitimate grievances, but where there's a 50% risk that you pee out of the wrong hole, there's a 25% chance of urethral blockage, there's a multiple increase in likelihood of cancers, of metabolic disorders, that occur nowhere else in nature, and instead, you ban Dr. Jordan Peterson for saying that this is medically wrong?

00:28:45.000 Up until very recently, the medical community, all of them, said it was medically wrong.

00:28:50.000 And you know what happens when the remainder of the medical community says it's wrong, like Johns Hopkins?

00:28:55.000 You're gone!

00:28:56.000 You're no longer allowed.

00:28:58.000 Or they revoke your license.

00:28:59.000 Why don't you trust your institutions?

00:29:01.000 I don't know, why don't we trust the medical institutions?

00:29:02.000 Maybe because you just force-fed people vaccinations?

00:29:06.000 Right, and now you're trying to do it for kids at six months old?

00:29:09.000 And at the very least, what you promised is not what people got, right, as far as the immunity.

00:29:13.000 I'm not even going to get into the idea of the side effects, which we've covered.

00:29:16.000 You can just run a search here on YouTube or probably on Mug Club because you won't find it.

00:29:20.000 Uh, on YouTube.

00:29:21.000 If you type in vaccination side effects, it will be, did you mean that you want to report misinformation insinuating that there are side effects?

00:29:29.000 No, that's not what I meant.

00:29:31.000 Do we know what he's going to do about this?

00:29:32.000 Has he indicated to you?

00:29:33.000 He's not removing the tweet.

00:29:34.000 He has told me he is not removing the tweet.

00:29:34.000 Right.

00:29:36.000 Standing his ground.

00:29:37.000 So you guys can support Jordan Peterson.

00:29:38.000 I think he's still on YouTube.

00:29:40.000 Uh, I don't know if he's on Instagram.

00:29:41.000 I believe he, is the announcement out that he just, that he's doing something with daily I don't know.

00:29:47.000 Okay.

00:29:48.000 I want to be careful at this time.

00:29:49.000 I don't know.

00:29:50.000 But there are a lot of places to support him and to follow him, and I recommend that you do.

00:29:54.000 Good for him.

00:29:54.000 And you know what?

00:29:55.000 He shouldn't take this down.

00:29:56.000 That is a criminal physician.

00:29:58.000 And I do believe that you are violating the Hippocratic Oath if you are knowingly performing a surgery on someone that will put them into a cancerous, shallow grave.

00:30:08.000 And I only say shallow because Elliot Page is very slight.

00:30:11.000 He's very, very slight.

00:30:12.000 So here's something maybe people can do.

00:30:14.000 Send out two tweets.

00:30:15.000 If you're on Twitter right now, go to Twitter and tweet this out to at Elon Musk, right?

00:30:19.000 Let Elon Musk know this is kind of a fun thing to do.

00:30:21.000 I'm not sure if he can do anything necessarily about it, but then also your senator.

00:30:25.000 Let your senator know.

00:30:26.000 So there is the possibility that when things like this happen, like what happened with the article from the New York Post, Ted Cruz was asking that question of them.

00:30:34.000 Why did you do this, right?

00:30:35.000 So it may not happen right now, but at least bring it to their attention.

00:30:38.000 So go do that right now and just see if you can get as many eyeballs on this as possible because that's not free speech.

00:30:43.000 That's one of the most benign tweets I've seen.

00:30:45.000 I cannot believe that they were like, oh, that's hate speech.

00:30:48.000 How in the world?

00:30:48.000 Oh, I absolutely can.

00:30:49.000 I can't.

00:30:50.000 I don't see it.

00:30:50.000 Did you forget that one of our YouTube videos was removed when a transgender threw a homeless man's lunchbox at me and I laughed?

00:30:58.000 It's because of the laugh.

00:30:59.000 And they said that by me laughing, and by the way, you can go and watch this on Mug Club

00:31:02.000 if you're not a member, there's a section with all the banned videos.

00:31:05.000 This person came up, tried to assault me, and then stole a box from a homeless man,

00:31:10.000 threw it at me, and ran away with his high heels clipping, and I laughed, and they, and

00:31:15.000 YouTube said that was denying his existence, her existence, sorry.

00:31:19.000 It is me!

00:31:20.000 No, it was laughing at a poor throw.

00:31:21.000 Yes, it was laughing at a poor throw.

00:31:23.000 And then the cloppity-clop. 1.00

00:31:24.000 And the fact that this person is such an awful bag of shit that what they were throwing was stolen from a homeless person! 1.00

00:31:31.000 It's on camera! 1.00

00:31:32.000 And you can go see it!

00:31:33.000 It's been banned!

00:31:34.000 It's on Mud Club!

00:31:35.000 Yes, so I can imagine, I can absolutely believe that Jordan Peterson was banned from Twitter for that kind of a thing.

00:31:39.000 There's no way to hide on this one.

00:31:40.000 There's no way to hide.

00:31:41.000 They're going to have to reinstate him.

00:31:43.000 Yeah, well maybe we'll have him here on the show here next, well, not here next week, but we'll have him on the show.

00:31:47.000 Maybe I'll do a long-form thing that we just upload during the break.

00:31:49.000 We pre-tape with a Zoom.

00:31:50.000 It's simple.

00:31:50.000 Get it up because, my God, I mean, my heart, I don't want to say my heart breaks for the guy.

00:31:54.000 He'll be fine.

00:31:55.000 This is not an issue that should be happening in the United States of America.

00:31:58.000 No, not at all.

00:31:58.000 No more.

00:31:59.000 Draw your line.

00:32:00.000 That's it.

00:32:00.000 That's it!

00:32:01.000 None.

00:32:01.000 I'm done with it.

00:32:02.000 Is he in the U.S.?

00:32:02.000 Is he what?

00:32:03.000 Is he in the U.S.

00:32:04.000 or Canada?

00:32:04.000 Uh, I don't... I don't know that I'm... I don't know where... I don't know where he lives full-time, but he splits his time.

00:32:10.000 An undisclosed location.

00:32:11.000 I know it's undisclosed.

00:32:12.000 He's in, actually, the cave with all the facets of all the variables.

00:32:17.000 It's like, whoa, man!

00:32:18.000 So it's an empty cave.

00:32:19.000 I just think you're allowed to have these opinions, especially when they're backed with facts. 0.98

00:32:23.000 If he was Batman, Alfred would be like, oh, shut up! 0.75

00:32:27.000 Please, go do some stuff that's dangerous. 0.96

00:32:29.000 Yeah.

00:32:29.000 You know what's most dangerous?

00:32:31.000 Oh, jeez.

00:32:32.000 It's honesty.

00:32:33.000 Oh, all right.

00:32:34.000 No.

00:32:34.000 What's more dangerous is Bane's superweapon, okay?

00:32:37.000 Go fight that!

00:32:38.000 You know what's more dangerous?

00:32:39.000 Sleeping on Threadsheet count, uh, 300.

00:32:40.000 Yeah, that's, that's...

00:32:42.000 Yeah.

00:32:42.000 No, that's Ben Shapiro.

00:32:43.000 No, he can do a pretty good segue, too.

00:32:45.000 That's incredibly dangerous.

00:32:46.000 Sleeping on 230 calories.

00:32:46.000 That's how you use bowl and branch bed sheets.

00:32:48.000 You're like, son of a bitch, he just put an ad in there again, and I didn't even know. 1.00

00:32:51.000 Defending Jordan. 1.00

00:32:52.000 But look at these surgeries.

00:32:53.000 All the references are available at lodowithcrowder.com.

00:32:56.000 And we're not linking to Fox News.

00:32:58.000 We're linking to published medical journals.

00:33:00.000 In this case, the largest study that has been conducted on this kind of a transitional operation.

00:33:06.000 Hormones, right?

00:33:07.000 There are several different studies that we've had to compile.

00:33:09.000 Go and check those references.

00:33:10.000 I encourage that you do.

00:33:11.000 That's why we make them available.

00:33:14.000 I want you to know the truth.

00:33:15.000 Do not take my word for it.

00:33:16.000 And if I'm wrong, comment below and let me know.

00:33:19.000 And can you imagine, though, that being said, the kind of prep work that a surgery like that would take?

00:33:23.000 Oh, right.

00:33:24.000 Imagine being the guy in charge of shaving this patient.

00:33:28.000 Right.

00:33:30.000 What's going on out there?

00:33:32.000 Oh, I gotta go take care of something.

00:33:35.000 Oh, jeez.

00:33:35.000 Okay.

00:33:37.000 You're just gonna go?

00:33:39.000 Yeah.

00:33:40.000 Well, we need to take care of what's going on out there.

00:33:42.000 Alright.

00:33:43.000 🎵 Get a men's shave here in the public bathroom. 1.00

00:33:50.000 Only 15 claims get shaved in the bathroom.

00:33:56.000 Who wants a nice shave?

00:33:57.000 Hey! 0.99

00:33:58.000 You shaving faces over there?

00:34:00.000 Nah, it ain't like that.

00:34:01.000 You giving haircuts?

00:34:03.000 Nah, you need a license for them.

00:34:05.000 Alright, then what are you doing?

00:34:06.000 I shave, uh, body hair.

00:34:08.000 Body hair?

00:34:10.000 Even around the old meatballs and gobbity goop?

00:34:12.000 The what?

00:34:13.000 You know, the Laffitelli, the French Vanilli.

00:34:17.000 The Venedici.

00:34:19.000 Oh, I know what you're saying.

00:34:20.000 Yeah, especially around them.

00:34:22.000 That's why I got the Manscaped Lawnmower 4.0.

00:34:25.000 It's got a skin safety shield.

00:34:27.000 It does the best job you'll ever see.

00:34:30.000 That I've ever seen?

00:34:32.000 Forget about it! 0.55

00:34:33.000 Come with me in the men's bathroom and we'll do stuff. 0.99

00:34:36.000 Do stuff?

00:34:36.000 Yeah.

00:34:37.000 What kind of chair?

00:34:38.000 A chair even.

00:34:39.000 All right.

00:34:40.000 Yeah.

00:34:41.000 Yeah.

00:34:42.000 That's why that bathroom hasn't been available for the last while.

00:34:51.000 And I should tell you guys, by the way, they're a sponsor of the show, wonderful, and we have very few sponsors, if you notice.

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00:35:02.000 I will tell you this, okay?

00:35:03.000 I just thought, okay, it's another trimmer.

00:35:07.000 The light makes a big difference.

00:35:09.000 Game changer.

00:35:10.000 The light is a game changer.

00:35:11.000 And I don't know if there are other companies that have a light, but my trimmers before this did not have a light. 0.88

00:35:16.000 I wish I had one with a light for my face, but I can't use the same one that I've used on my balls. 0.95

00:35:21.000 No. 0.98

00:35:21.000 So, men out there, if you're using a regular shaver... I used to use the one taped to my rifle. 0.98

00:35:25.000 Yes.

00:35:27.000 Because when you cut down there, that hurts.

00:35:29.000 Yeah.

00:35:30.000 No, the light makes a big difference.

00:35:31.000 It's unflattering.

00:35:32.000 It's unflattering.

00:35:33.000 And if you have bumps, you will see them.

00:35:36.000 You'll be like, what is going on?

00:35:37.000 I didn't know that I had a braille taint!

00:35:43.000 I didn't want to see that.

00:35:43.000 And you can't replace those divots.

00:35:46.000 No, you cannot.

00:35:47.000 This ain't no Caddyshack 2.

00:35:49.000 Bumpy fairway.

00:35:50.000 You are not Jackie Mason.

00:35:51.000 So Prada 20% off, free shipping at manscaped.com.

00:35:55.000 And of course it's a great gift if you have someone, you know, 4th of July.

00:35:58.000 If you give 4th of July gifts, I don't really know.

00:35:59.000 But right now I guess something is breaking here.

00:36:01.000 The Supreme Court, as we are live, it is 10.50 Eastern.

00:36:06.000 Supreme Court Watch, Gerald, you were letting me know about this.

00:36:09.000 Yeah, absolutely.

00:36:09.000 So the Supreme Court was ruling on something that impacted the power of the EPA.

00:36:13.000 So in West Virginia v. EPA, SCOTUS ruled 6-3.

00:36:15.000 Can I pause you really quickly?

00:36:16.000 Yes.

00:36:17.000 I hate the EPA.

00:36:18.000 Well, this is going to make you smile.

00:36:20.000 Oh, good.

00:36:20.000 Okay.

00:36:21.000 So in a 6-3 ruling, SCOTUS ruled that the EPA does not have the authority to set national energy policies.

00:36:28.000 So this is basically, from my understanding, is that the EPA's kind of control was getting out of hand.

00:36:33.000 Their power Well, I will say this, I'm glad of the decision, but if the EPA doesn't control national energy policy, what do they do?

00:36:40.000 I guess they're just supposed to limit, like, polluting.

00:36:44.000 Yes.

00:36:44.000 Maybe stick with what the agenda should have been from the beginning.

00:36:47.000 So this will greatly curtail their ability to regulate greenhouse gas emissions, that's one of the things.

00:36:52.000 And this could also inhibit the ability of other government agencies, this is the big one, to regulate industry.

00:36:56.000 That power was never given to government agencies, it was given to Congress.

00:37:00.000 And Greta Thunberg.

00:37:02.000 And Greta Thunberg.

00:37:02.000 The child of the time.

00:37:04.000 And the court ruled 5-4 in favor of Biden administration in its case against the state of Texas.

00:37:10.000 This is not great news, but the administration can rescind that Remain in Mexico policy that was made famous under Donald Trump.

00:37:18.000 Well, let's focus on the EPA.

00:37:19.000 That's a good one.

00:37:19.000 Yeah, so those were the decisions, but the EPA.

00:37:21.000 So this is big because they were basically making the EPA their henchman, you know, just sticking with the Italian theme here.

00:37:27.000 They'd just come by and be like, it'd be a shame if you got closed down for pollution, right?

00:37:31.000 That's the kind of stuff that was really going on with the EPA.

00:37:34.000 They really were acting like the mob in some way.

00:37:36.000 Wasn't it the EPA that screwed up the Colorado River not that long ago?

00:37:40.000 Well, they do a lot of screwing up just because they're bad at their job.

00:37:43.000 Here's the issue when you're dealing with the EPA.

00:37:45.000 First off, you have to believe, let's go through this.

00:37:48.000 I don't want to say the intellectual fallacies, but here, you can just hit a ding as I go through these so people can kind of, okay, you have to go through a few different sets of beliefs to be upset with this decision.

00:37:58.000 All right.

00:37:59.000 You have to believe that climate change, not global warming, that climate change is real, number one.

00:38:03.000 Okay.

00:38:04.000 You have to believe that human beings are the primary cause of it, number two.

00:38:07.000 Okay.

00:38:08.000 You have to believe that it is going to have catastrophic results imminently, number three.

00:38:13.000 Okay.

00:38:13.000 And you have to believe that we are capable of actually stopping nature's course and preventing those catastrophic results, number four.

00:38:23.000 You then have to believe that the only people who are capable of stopping said imminent disasters that are being caused by human beings, about which there can be no disagreement, is the government, number five.

00:38:34.000 And then you have to believe of all the government agencies that the most efficient and effective is of course the EPA, number six.

00:38:39.000 So if you're mad with this, then that means... Do you believe all six of those?

00:38:44.000 Right. 1.00

00:38:45.000 Don't call me a climate denier because I say, you know what, maybe it's a little toasty, but I think Greta Thunberg's full of shit. 1.00

00:38:50.000 By the way, what's the over-under that Al Gore is hanging from a massage chair with a Windsor nut? 0.99

00:38:54.000 No, he's flying around in his private jet contributing to said global warming, which he said probably would destroy the planet by now, I believe.

00:39:00.000 Well, it's alright to leave a giant carbon footprint as long as you're also helping the environment.

00:39:06.000 How else will Al Gore and John Kerry skydrag race?

00:39:09.000 Can I add a point number seven?

00:39:12.000 You also have to believe that AOC in her little five-page document is at the ready to solve the problem.

00:39:17.000 Green New Deal, baby! 0.85

00:39:19.000 Yeah.

00:39:20.000 Five pages.

00:39:21.000 Was this written on construction paper?

00:39:23.000 Is this an executive summary?

00:39:23.000 Yes, yes it was.

00:39:25.000 The entire thing.

00:39:25.000 Nope.

00:39:26.000 Hey, by the way, by the way, researchers, maybe you guys can search for this here real quick.

00:39:30.000 And you guys can let me know, comment below, before I go on to Finland and NATO.

00:39:34.000 AOC, you know, she was speaking there in, uh, uh, was it, uh, Tompkins Square?

00:39:38.000 Was it Washington Square Park? 0.94

00:39:40.000 And she just dropped the bomb where she said, you know, she was raped. 1.00

00:39:43.000 Yes. 1.00

00:39:43.000 She said, I was raped. 1.00

00:39:44.000 And keep in mind, her wording was very, very careful.

00:39:47.000 She said, uh, working here, you know, as a waitress, I had friends who had to walk home alone at night.

00:39:52.000 They were raped. 0.97

00:39:53.000 I was raped as a young woman. 0.99

00:39:54.000 So it's like, hold on a second. 0.99

00:39:56.000 Are you saying that you were walking home alone and you were raped?

00:39:58.000 No, she separated that, which to me was concerning. 0.67

00:40:01.000 Has she been on record Discussing being raped before this?

00:40:05.000 Because I had not seen it.

00:40:06.000 And she said, I was so alone that I had to take a pregnancy test in a New York City public bathroom.

00:40:12.000 Why didn't she go home?

00:40:14.000 Why didn't she just go home to take the pregnancy test? 1.00

00:40:16.000 I don't understand.

00:40:17.000 There's so many things that don't add up there.

00:40:18.000 Hey, was there a police report filed?

00:40:21.000 Wait, she took the pregnancy test the same night?

00:40:25.000 She just said she had to do it in a public bathroom. 1.00

00:40:25.000 Well, I don't know. 1.00

00:40:27.000 Like, I guess maybe the rapist was still following her.

00:40:29.000 Like, you know you can only take that test at the Duane Reade restroom.

00:40:33.000 Here's a key with a nunchuck on it.

00:40:35.000 Yeah.

00:40:36.000 Well, if there's anywhere, I guess, a rape victim would want to go, it's an enclosed public space.

00:40:42.000 Right.

00:40:43.000 As opposed to the private room in the city where you live.

00:40:47.000 Right.

00:40:48.000 Like, oh man, maybe I should carry out this very private procedure in the privacy of my home.

00:40:54.000 Clearly it's not a lie because AOC said it. 0.93

00:40:56.000 Well, I would say this, if she was raped, it's a tragedy. 0.99

00:41:00.000 Of course if she was raped, it's a tragedy. 1.00

00:41:02.000 But, but, but, she's an opportunist. 1.00

00:41:04.000 No, no, here's what I'm saying.

00:41:05.000 Is there a police report?

00:41:06.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:41:06.000 Because guess what, guess what?

00:41:08.000 I don't know. 0.70

00:41:10.000 If you were raped, first off, I want to know, did she go out and tell this story anywhere else? 0.97

00:41:14.000 I know she said she was afraid that she was going to be raped on January 6th, seven blocks away. 0.86

00:41:18.000 By the police officer saving her life.

00:41:19.000 Yeah.

00:41:21.000 I know she claims she was afraid of that, but I don't know that there's a track record.

00:41:23.000 Again, I'm just looking for you guys to comment below.

00:41:25.000 I haven't found it, and certainly not with this kind of detail, taking a pregnancy test in a New York City bathroom.

00:41:31.000 Here's something else I would like to see.

00:41:33.000 If she was, which is horrible, And you didn't file a police report, how about you encourage women to file police reports?

00:41:40.000 Yeah.

00:41:41.000 How about, if you want to talk about destigmatizing it, right, women should all come forward and file these police reports and take these rape kits because I think that men who actually commit forcible rape should be buried next to the prison, okay?

00:41:54.000 There you go.

00:41:55.000 But we need to know!

00:41:58.000 Can anyone find, was there a police report back then?

00:42:00.000 If not, okay, how long has she been telling us this story?

00:42:03.000 Something doesn't pass the sniff test, and I hope to God that it didn't happen.

00:42:08.000 Yeah.

00:42:08.000 I hope to God that she was never raped.

00:42:09.000 If she was raped... 0.98

00:42:11.000 That's terrible. 0.99

00:42:11.000 Yeah, and I hope that it's not like, oh, we went out and had too many drinks and I regretted having sex with this person the next day. 0.99

00:42:16.000 That's, that's, that's not rape. 1.00

00:42:18.000 Well, I did the legwork after Lena Dunham claimed it found the guy and it turned out it wasn't true and then she walked it back afterwards.

00:42:22.000 So I'm just always a little bit concerned when someone drops it at some kind of a rally and this is not something where there's a track record, there's no police report.

00:42:29.000 You know what?

00:42:30.000 I think that kind of matters.

00:42:31.000 I think it absolutely matters.

00:42:32.000 I think there needs to be due process and I want to see rapists prosecuted.

00:42:35.000 You can't complain about how men are not brought to justice and then not do your part to bring them to justice.

00:42:40.000 You're the only one who can do that part.

00:42:42.000 No one else can do that part.

00:42:44.000 Women, if it's happened to you, please. 0.99

00:42:47.000 Please come forward.

00:42:48.000 Go to the police.

00:42:51.000 Use these rape kits that are available.

00:42:53.000 If it happens, God forbid.

00:42:55.000 First off, I hope that you're armed and you can protect yourself.

00:42:57.000 There's another failsafe.

00:42:59.000 Before that, try and avoid situations where you might find yourself vulnerable.

00:43:02.000 I'm not saying wear the wrong dress.

00:43:03.000 What I'm saying is don't go out alone at night.

00:43:05.000 Don't go to areas of town where there's a lot of violent crime.

00:43:08.000 Keep your head in a swivel.

00:43:08.000 Use the buddy system.

00:43:09.000 Be armed.

00:43:10.000 If you're in a city that does not allow you to be armed, leave said city immediately.

00:43:15.000 And then if you do find yourself in that scenario, God forbid, Well, statistically, most women who are brutally raped, if they know who the perpetrator was, do go to the police.

00:43:23.000 Especially if it's violent.

00:43:24.000 behind bars for the rest of his life. Okay? That's what I want to see.

00:43:28.000 Statistically, most women who are brutally raped, if they know who the perpetrator was, do go to the police.

00:43:35.000 Especially if it's violent. Right away.

00:43:39.000 That's an important point because the left says the opposite.

00:43:40.000 Well, you brought up something too.

00:43:42.000 AOC, shouldn't she be celebrating the ruling for New York City or the state of New York actually not being able to limit who can get a concealed carry?

00:43:49.000 Wouldn't your friends like to have had a handgun in their purse walking down that dark alley late at night after one of their shifts?

00:43:55.000 Shouldn't you guys be all like cheering this decision so you can finally protect yourself?

00:44:00.000 Last night they shot somebody in the Upper East Side.

00:44:04.000 By the way, they have not named the race of the perpetrator.

00:44:07.000 No, but don't worry, he was wearing all black.

00:44:11.000 So that's good.

00:44:11.000 Yeah.

00:44:12.000 Yeah.

00:44:13.000 That'll help narrow it down.

00:44:14.000 Yeah.

00:44:15.000 And 19 years old, 20 years old or whatever, they still couldn't figure out that the poor woman's age was pushing a stroller. 1.00

00:44:22.000 Right.

00:44:23.000 And then the mayor takes it to the first opportunity To say, this is the problem with bringing guns into the city.

00:44:30.000 It's like, do you think that was a registered firearm?

00:44:34.000 Like, you think that's the... it was what, a card-carrying member of the NRA that went up and shot her?

00:44:34.000 Right.

00:44:40.000 Execution style in the Upper East Side?

00:44:43.000 And do you know how I know it was not?

00:44:45.000 Because the law doesn't exist yet.

00:44:47.000 Right.

00:44:49.000 So it was guaranteed an illegal firearm.

00:44:52.000 Right.

00:44:52.000 Even, obviously, we would know that regardless.

00:44:55.000 Right.

00:44:55.000 But that being said, we know it without a doubt because it certainly hasn't just gone into effect where a guy's like, oh man, this is great!

00:45:02.000 Now, starting this second, I can go and shoot old ladies. 1.00

00:45:05.000 That's, you know, I'm an originalist in interpreting the law. 0.99

00:45:08.000 Right.

00:45:09.000 Just, it's astonishing that it would just come out. 1.00

00:45:11.000 It's like, how stupid are you? 1.00

00:45:12.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:45:13.000 And do we want to place any bets on who the perpetrator might have been?

00:45:18.000 Well, he did say this is MAGA country.

00:45:20.000 Oh, he did?

00:45:22.000 He said that before using a noose and pouring bleach?

00:45:24.000 Yeah, I think that happened.

00:45:25.000 And when they said he was wearing all that color, it wasn't close?

00:45:29.000 No.

00:45:30.000 He was actually just wearing a see-through mesh shirt.

00:45:33.000 Unbelievable.

00:45:34.000 Had a three-month-old baby in the stroller. 0.90

00:45:36.000 It's disgusting.

00:45:37.000 Yeah, that's awful.

00:45:37.000 Well, why now is it so important?

00:45:39.000 Like, I don't know what he was, honestly, but it's like, okay, it's like there's an Amber Alert, and you go, the car was, uh, it was an automobile, and it had four wheels.

00:45:49.000 Yes.

00:45:50.000 And you're like, oh, we believe an engine of some kind.

00:45:52.000 Yeah, we're not sure.

00:45:54.000 That remains to be seen.

00:45:55.000 It's definitely moving.

00:45:56.000 A steering wheel that was actually... Trump tried to grab this steering wheel too.

00:46:00.000 Whereas you could have just said, uh, yeah, he was driving an El Camino with lifts.

00:46:04.000 We'll let you draw your own conclusions.

00:46:06.000 Someone's like, found him!

00:46:07.000 Right.

00:46:09.000 What about the license plate?

00:46:10.000 And you're like, listen, we don't want to give out the whole... It reads, it's MS-13.

00:46:17.000 Look, we don't want to be old.

00:46:19.000 It says MS-13.

00:46:19.000 It's more important to be woke now than to save the life of people on the street.

00:46:25.000 Yeah.

00:46:26.000 Well, where's the hierarchy there of women? 1.00

00:46:27.000 Women being targeted, right?

00:46:28.000 Like we talked about with Asian Americans.

00:46:30.000 It's just, the left just uses you when you are convenient for them.

00:46:34.000 So, we don't have any info on this.

00:46:35.000 No.

00:46:35.000 I'm willing to bet.

00:46:37.000 Will in a bet that it wasn't a Republican, racist, white supremacist in New York City with a registered firearm who shot a 90-something-year-old lady. 0.95

00:46:45.000 And by the way, the extreme, the extreme extreme is no one should have a gun, right? 0.87

00:46:48.000 That's the extreme my right, your left.

00:46:50.000 I'm trying to do this for you.

00:46:51.000 The other extreme, and I mean really extreme, and I'm not saying I would line up with this, is that that baby should have a gun.

00:46:57.000 But I would lean toward that!

00:46:59.000 Yeah, when you said 90-something-year-old, she was 20.

00:47:01.000 The lady who... Oh, the lady was 20. 0.53

00:47:03.000 19, yeah.

00:47:05.000 Was she 20 officially?

00:47:06.000 I saw 20, but... Okay, they were going back and forth.

00:47:08.000 Originally, it was reported she was an old lady.

00:47:10.000 No, it was 19... Oh wait, sorry, I'm mixing up two cracks.

00:47:13.000 It's probably a separate incident.

00:47:14.000 It's tough to find them in New York these days.

00:47:16.000 Oh no, same night.

00:47:17.000 Yeah, I'm sure it was.

00:47:18.000 Probably the same block.

00:47:20.000 And the Upper East Side, I mean, that's a nice area.

00:47:23.000 Or was.

00:47:24.000 Yeah.

00:47:24.000 I lived there in Yorkville for about nine months.

00:47:27.000 Off of 77th and between 2nd and 1st.

00:47:29.000 Yeah, I mean, it's a nice area.

00:47:32.000 Yeah.

00:47:32.000 I had a studio where if I tripped in the kitchen, I hit my head in the bathroom.

00:47:34.000 Yeah, that's what I loved.

00:47:36.000 I had one in Harlem.

00:47:38.000 Wait, I just peed in the sink.

00:47:39.000 Which wasn't a bad area when I lived there, even three years ago, and then all of a sudden, who knew?

00:47:45.000 Boy, yeah, that's all of New York.

00:47:47.000 All right, let's go to something here that is near and dear to my heart, and by that I mean seething hatred.

00:47:53.000 So Finland and Sweden now, they want, and we just got word from former Vice President Biden celebrating this, they want to join NATO.

00:48:02.000 Okay.

00:48:03.000 I want you to comment below before I give you some numbers that might shock you.

00:48:08.000 But, all right, I'm going to lead the witness here.

00:48:11.000 No.

00:48:14.000 No.

00:48:15.000 Let's tell you how we got there.

00:48:16.000 Let me tell you how I got there.

00:48:18.000 You might be wondering how I got here.

00:48:21.000 Also, what's really important to note, maybe people don't think of this because we often just think of the welfare state, we think of that as a redistribution of wealth.

00:48:29.000 The international military community, and NATO, and UN, that is an international redistribution of wealth, always at the cost of the American taxpayer.

00:48:38.000 Not at the cost of the Swedish taxpayer, not at the cost of the German taxpayer.

00:48:42.000 When you're talking about international agreements, the numbers are not even close.

00:48:47.000 It's thank you United States for allowing us to tag along and not making us states 50 through 90 at this point.

00:48:54.000 You think Attila the Hun?

00:48:55.000 You think Genghis Khan?

00:48:57.000 You think the Ottomans would allow Canada or even Europe to exist if they had planes?

00:49:03.000 So.

00:49:05.000 Tuesday, and then we have Biden talking this morning, NATO's Secretary General announced that Finland and Sweden were one step closer after Turkey dropped its objections.

00:49:14.000 And so this started the chatter of, should they be able to join?

00:49:17.000 Here's the NATO Secretary General, who I believe is Norwegian, but talking about Finland and Sweden.

00:49:22.000 It's easy to get mixed up, again, because these countries are inconsequential in the general history of the world.

00:49:28.000 We've just finished a very constructive meeting with President Erdogan, President Nynästö and Prime Minister Andersson.

00:49:39.000 And I'm pleased to announce that we now have an agreement that paves the way for Finland and Sweden to join NATO.

00:49:52.000 Yeah, I want that way paved with walls and moats.

00:49:57.000 Yes, and gold.

00:49:58.000 It's not so much a paving as it is a renovation project.

00:50:01.000 No, you don't get to join it.

00:50:03.000 Well, you get to join NATO under some very specific terms, just to be clear, and I'll lay out what those terms are.

00:50:09.000 Hint, they can't meet them.

00:50:11.000 Biden, former Vice President Biden, of course, was celebrating the move this morning in Madrid.

00:50:15.000 We invited two new members to join NATO.

00:50:19.000 It was a historic act.

00:50:21.000 Finland and Sweden.

00:50:23.000 Two countries with a long tradition of neutrality and choosing to join NATO.

00:50:29.000 Okay, no.

00:50:30.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:50:34.000 Just let me go here really quickly.

00:50:34.000 Gerald, give it.

00:50:36.000 I probably know more about NATO than you because I hate the thing.

00:50:42.000 NATO, 1949.

00:50:43.000 Here's basically what it is, okay?

00:50:45.000 Without getting into complicating the issue, after World War II, after we had this struggle, right?

00:50:49.000 People were concerned about the Soviets, okay?

00:50:52.000 It's an international military agreement.

00:50:53.000 What does that mean?

00:50:54.000 You join up, 2% of your GDP annually is put into NATO funding, which is basically NATO military spending at that point.

00:51:01.000 It was supposed to be a military alliance that benefited everybody.

00:51:06.000 We protected each other, right?

00:51:08.000 So it was, if you pay this in, Right?

00:51:11.000 This is an installment plan here.

00:51:13.000 You pay in, you get to be a part of the drawing pool, if it needs to be used.

00:51:17.000 Okay.

00:51:18.000 There were a set number of nations who joined. 0.99

00:51:21.000 Sweden and Finland, being pompous assholes and having bragged about being neutral for the last several decades, decided no! 0.99

00:51:29.000 Well, guess what? 0.99

00:51:30.000 You get to be neutral because we allow you to be.

00:51:33.000 And we protect you so that you can claim to be neutral.

00:51:36.000 Sweden, you're a nation that's given us nothing but birth control and gummy fish. 1.00

00:51:40.000 Okay?

00:51:40.000 Nothing.

00:51:41.000 Nothing.

00:51:41.000 Couple of chefs.

00:51:42.000 That's it.

00:51:43.000 Okay.

00:51:43.000 So let's go through the number.

00:51:45.000 Historically, the United States has paid $13.5 trillion.

00:51:47.000 $13.5 trillion.

00:51:50.000 With a T into NATO.

00:51:52.000 In 2021, the United States spent more than $811 billion on NATO funding.

00:51:58.000 That's 3.5% of the GDP.

00:52:00.000 By the way, before we get to Finland and Sweden, we should boot the countries that aren't paying 2% of their GDP.

00:52:06.000 And by the way, that's a lot of them.

00:52:08.000 Okay?

00:52:10.000 That's a lot of them.

00:52:11.000 So, now Sweden, having not paid Into NATO, for all these years, going like, oh, things looking like they could get rough, we need protection, yeah, but you know how we didn't pay at all, and we bragged about how you guys were paying in the military-industrial complex, and we have all this socialized healthcare?

00:52:26.000 Yeah, now we want in.

00:52:28.000 Nope!

00:52:29.000 Nope!

00:52:29.000 You got a lot of back pay.

00:52:31.000 A lot of back pay.

00:52:33.000 So 2% is what the agreement is, at least in 2006.

00:52:36.000 It was different before that.

00:52:38.000 So, it's tough to do some numbers because you're talking about the history of NATO, inflation, modern dollars, but in 2020 dollars, 2% of GDP for Sweden would be $10.8 billion a year.

00:52:49.000 Finland, that would be $5.3 billion a year.

00:52:52.000 So let's just lower that contribution to 1.5%.

00:52:56.000 Adjust the dollars to GDP for 1960.

00:52:59.000 Because 49 to today, right?

00:53:01.000 It wouldn't be fair to use the numbers for today because of inflation.

00:53:04.000 So we'll just split the middle.

00:53:07.000 So in 1960, adjust for inflation.

00:53:09.000 This is the back pay.

00:53:10.000 It would be $153 billion for Sweden.

00:53:13.000 It would be $50 billion for Finland.

00:53:15.000 And that would be extremely generous to them going back to 1960.

00:53:18.000 In today's dollars, using their present GDPs, Sweden would owe $592 billion in back pay.

00:53:23.000 Finland would owe $295 billion in back pay.

00:53:26.000 So how about this? 0.77

00:53:31.000 Once you pay your, let's split the difference, 250 billion dollars each in back pay, you know the money that you didn't pay in while we were protecting your sorry ass and you bragged about all of your social programs that you couldn't afford if you had to spend anything on your military? 0.98

00:53:45.000 You pay the back pay, you walk out, get on your knees, and apologize, and you allow us to paddle you. 0.98

00:53:54.000 Fair.

00:53:55.000 I think that it's not so sweet, Sweden.

00:53:57.000 And Finland, you're finished.

00:53:57.000 Yes.

00:53:57.000 didn't do it for a long time you know what in the United States it's paid 3.5

00:54:00.000 you got to pay two and a half at least going forward if not I hope you enjoy

00:54:05.000 speaking one of the Soviet languages I think that it's not so sweet Sweden and

00:54:11.000 Finland you're finished Wow You've got to tell your dad to do this.

00:54:22.000 When I say $811 billion just last year, that's your tax dollars. 0.97

00:54:28.000 Picture your tax dollars side-by-side with an arrogant Norwegian, Finnish, Swedish, an arrogant prick talking about how the United States has this military-industrial complex. 0.95

00:54:39.000 Look, hey, you made your bet. 0.98

00:54:41.000 Hey, just, you know what?

00:54:43.000 Stick with your bet.

00:54:44.000 Stick with your bet!

00:54:45.000 And I really get pissed off about this because I lived in Canada for years.

00:54:48.000 I was raised in Canada.

00:54:50.000 French-Canadian mother from 3 to 18 years old, left as soon as I possibly could. 0.99

00:54:55.000 And I would hear them brag all the time about, you know, here in Canada we have socialized healthcare.

00:55:01.000 Yeah, and your military is, you know, someone in a prop plane with a shotgun, alright?

00:55:06.000 So, the reason you're able to do this is because we haven't made you the 51st state, alright?

00:55:10.000 And that applies to the entire world, and you are talking about trillions of dollars.

00:55:17.000 So you think about the $48 billion just given to Ukraine right now.

00:55:20.000 No, think about the $811 billion that's gone to NATO.

00:55:24.000 Think about the 15, was it 15?

00:55:27.000 13 and a half trillion.

00:55:28.000 13 and a half trillion, but at that point, you know, it's just a rounding error.

00:55:31.000 Think of the 13 and a half trillion dollars that the American taxpayer has footed for 0.89

00:55:37.000 arrogant European Nordic pricks who get... 0.96

00:55:41.000 No. 1.00

00:55:42.000 You know what it is? 0.99

00:55:43.000 It's the three little pigs. 0.99

00:55:44.000 It's the three little pigs in Finland and Sweden. 0.97

00:55:47.000 about how they're being protected. No. No. You know what it is? It's the three little 0.99

00:55:52.000 pigs. It's the three little pigs in Finland and Sweden. You're the one who built your 0.99

00:55:56.000 house out of straw.

00:55:58.000 No, I think you're 100% right.

00:56:02.000 You've got to buy into the game now, right?

00:56:04.000 We've been paying this bill forever, making sure that this enemy is put at bay.

00:56:08.000 You can't just sit there and claim, oh, we're neutral.

00:56:10.000 You're not neutral when troops start pouring over your borders.

00:56:13.000 Sorry, my outfit is getting a little talker here.

00:56:16.000 Yeah.

00:56:16.000 You can't be neutral.

00:56:18.000 When things start getting dicey, you can't come to us and say, oh hey, now we want your protection.

00:56:23.000 That's not possible.

00:56:24.000 It's not going to happen.

00:56:25.000 It is going to happen.

00:56:26.000 It shouldn't happen.

00:56:27.000 And by the way, right now what the president should do is say, hey, by the way, we've been overpaying.

00:56:31.000 Every single country around here who has not been paying Part of your back pay goes to us.

00:56:37.000 We've been overpaying.

00:56:38.000 And by the way, do you know the only time in history when nations started paying their fair share into NATO?

00:56:41.000 Donald Trump.

00:56:42.000 Donald Trump.

00:56:43.000 And I have an idea.

00:56:43.000 Yeah, that's true.

00:56:44.000 If these nations don't want to do it, that's perfectly fine.

00:56:49.000 Have fun.

00:56:50.000 Good luck.

00:56:50.000 It should be funneled right through us and into the hands of the Ukraine.

00:56:53.000 Yes.

00:56:54.000 Well, you know, we'll turn it right around.

00:56:56.000 Yeah, don't worry.

00:56:56.000 We won't keep it.

00:56:57.000 They are beyond reproach.

00:56:59.000 Yes.

00:56:59.000 Unbelievable.

00:57:00.000 It will go into the wrong hands.

00:57:02.000 So people hear about this and go, oh yes, this is the kind of issue that most people don't really think about.

00:57:07.000 Thirteen trillion dollars.

00:57:08.000 It's insane.

00:57:09.000 Thirteen trillion dollars.

00:57:11.000 We don't have a problem, well we have a problem with the Pentagon saying they're still going to perform abortions of course, but we don't have a problem with having an effective military, we have a problem with bureaucracy, we have a problem with red tape, and we have a problem with providing military aid to everybody else in the world.

00:57:26.000 That's the issue.

00:57:27.000 I think the United States should have a strong military.

00:57:29.000 Do we need NATO?

00:57:31.000 Hey, let me tell you why we don't need NATO, okay?

00:57:34.000 We don't need oil, from the Middle East anyway.

00:57:38.000 We don't need wheat from Ukraine or Russia.

00:57:42.000 We don't need to have access to the pipelines.

00:57:44.000 We don't need anything from over there.

00:57:46.000 We could be entirely self-sustaining.

00:57:47.000 We are the world's breadbasket.

00:57:51.000 And we have more oil than we would know what to do with, by the way, if we just allowed our own country.

00:57:57.000 We could be an entirely self-sustaining country.

00:58:00.000 The rest of the world could turn into an Acme cartoon-like crisp post-firecracker, and we would be fine.

00:58:08.000 You all exist by the grace and the mercy of the United States.

00:58:13.000 We would have been better off if former Vice President Biden walked up to the summit and said, yeah, yeah, I hear that Sweden and Finland really want to Appropriate response.

00:58:26.000 And America's breadbasket is what they call my hips. 1.00

00:58:28.000 Yes.

00:58:30.000 That's what they used to call Ellen Pages. 1.00

00:58:33.000 Now they're just called hips. 0.99

00:58:34.000 Yeah, they're just brittle.

00:58:36.000 Yeah.

00:58:36.000 You see the Umbrella Academy?

00:58:37.000 The new season's out.

00:58:38.000 They devote an entire episode to that person.

00:58:41.000 No, I want to not kill myself.

00:58:43.000 Yeah, I didn't even know that show existed, but I don't want to watch it just based on the name.

00:58:47.000 Yeah.

00:58:47.000 Umbrella Academy.

00:58:48.000 How much is there to learn?

00:58:50.000 It can be a push umbrella, or if you're really, you know, if you have the money, one of the button ones.

00:58:54.000 Well, there's all kinds of umbrellas.

00:58:56.000 Hey, speaking of umbrellas, you know who could use an umbrella?

00:59:01.000 Whoever's operating the Zoom camera for Jeffrey Toobin right now on CNN.

00:59:05.000 Look, hey, why don't you trust your institutions? 0.99

00:59:07.000 Because a serial masturbator is on there right now. 0.99

00:59:10.000 How about that? 0.99

00:59:10.000 Because he has dirt on everyone who works there. 0.99

00:59:14.000 Yes, it's the only legal mine that they could possibly get to apply for the job.

00:59:17.000 Did they officially get rid of Candy S?

00:59:20.000 Brian Stelter?

00:59:21.000 I don't know.

00:59:21.000 I have seen neither Hyde nor Heron.

00:59:23.000 It's a lot of Hyde to miss.

00:59:24.000 Yeah, I know.

00:59:25.000 I haven't seen either.

00:59:26.000 I don't know what happened.

00:59:27.000 I have heard a couple of I've heard rumors.

00:59:30.000 I've heard a couple of hooks the banjo's from Deliverance off in the distance, so I think he's around here somewhere.

00:59:34.000 I got an email applying for a job.

00:59:35.000 I'm just assuming it's him.

00:59:37.000 Oh my god.

00:59:38.000 I will pay him so much money if he comes to work here.

00:59:41.000 Yeah, at least 30 grand.

00:59:44.000 Yes!

00:59:46.000 Speaking of rotund amoebas, you know Big Hero 6?

00:59:51.000 I actually like that movie.

00:59:52.000 I guess there's a new- I like the first one.

00:59:54.000 Yeah, I guess there's a show coming out now.

00:59:57.000 Oh good.

00:59:58.000 Did you guys know this?

00:59:58.000 So there's some leaked footage of, you know Baymax is the robot for people who don't know.

01:00:05.000 Now is out there shopping for- this is leaked footage so forgive the quality- shopping for tampons?

01:00:10.000 Here you go.

01:00:11.000 Okay.

01:00:14.000 Excuse me, which of these products would you recommend?

01:00:19.000 None.

01:00:20.000 She just balls him up and crams him in her snitch. 1.00

01:00:23.000 These are the tampons I usually use.

01:00:25.000 Thank you.

01:00:25.000 I prefer pads.

01:00:27.000 They're more comfortable for me.

01:00:28.000 Watch this one.

01:00:28.000 I always get the ones with wings.

01:00:30.000 Thank you.

01:00:30.000 Get unscented and bleach free if you can.

01:00:32.000 Thank you.

01:00:33.000 Mr. Incredible?

01:00:33.000 Oh my god, I love these.

01:00:34.000 Thank you.

01:00:34.000 These might be easier if it's our first period.

01:00:36.000 Thank you.

01:00:37.000 These are really environmentally friendly.

01:00:39.000 Oh wow, that's someone you want to have a party with.

01:00:41.000 These are really environmentally just...

01:00:43.000 Punches are off frame. 0.98

01:00:44.000 We're all disgusting. 1.00

01:00:46.000 We are all degenerates. 1.00

01:00:47.000 Did you notice that the guy didn't say, hey, I buy these for my wife.

01:00:51.000 No.

01:00:51.000 He said, I like using the ones with wings.

01:00:54.000 Maybe because you need it to cup your balls, sir? 0.99

01:00:59.000 I didn't know that that could have a period. 1.00

01:01:02.000 No.

01:01:03.000 I didn't know.

01:01:03.000 We're all confused.

01:01:05.000 We're all misfits.

01:01:07.000 What about a boat that has his period?

01:01:10.000 Hmm?

01:01:12.000 Yeah, it's just a cartoon car.

01:01:14.000 Or a squirt gun that only shoots menstruation! 1.00

01:01:18.000 Is it leaking oil?

01:01:21.000 No!

01:01:22.000 It's my monthly!

01:01:25.000 Can we play this again?

01:01:26.000 Play it one more time and just... Do you guys understand that the people making these things hate you?

01:01:33.000 Are you getting it yet?

01:01:34.000 Are you getting it yet?

01:01:35.000 Do you really think your kid, your six-year-old kid needs to see a man talking about his preferences for pads with wings and optional sliding doors for crying out loud?

01:01:48.000 Do you really think that's what... You mean the Michelin tire man's trans cousin? 0.86

01:01:52.000 Yes.

01:01:53.000 Let's just see this, let's watch this again.

01:01:55.000 Ugh.

01:01:58.000 Excuse me, which of these products would you recommend?

01:02:02.000 Oh, um...

01:02:05.000 For what?

01:02:06.000 Well...

01:02:07.000 Look at her baskets. 0.53

01:02:09.000 Thank you.

01:02:10.000 Carrots and bananas.

01:02:11.000 They're more comfortable for me.

01:02:12.000 Thank you.

01:02:13.000 I always get the ones with wings.

01:02:14.000 Thank you.

01:02:15.000 Get unscented and bleach free if you can.

01:02:16.000 Thank you.

01:02:17.000 Yo, my daughter loves these.

01:02:18.000 Thank you.

01:02:19.000 These might be easier if it's her first period.

01:02:20.000 Thank you.

01:02:21.000 These are really environmentally friendly.

01:02:23.000 Bleach free.

01:02:24.000 Get bleach filled.

01:02:25.000 Do you remember when we were young?

01:02:26.000 I think you guys can comment below.

01:02:27.000 Because I, I, sometimes people disagree with me where my parents taught me about sex really

01:02:35.000 They taught me about sex where babies came from because they didn't want me being lied to. 0.96

01:02:39.000 But there was a time in this country where we taught young girls about how their bodies worked. 1.00

01:02:44.000 You know, as far as the intricacies, as far as their periods.

01:02:46.000 We taught young boys.

01:02:47.000 So while the girls were off, you know, learning about their periods, we were learning why boners were a thing and having a lot of fun.

01:02:53.000 Laughing really hard.

01:02:55.000 I've got one right now!

01:02:57.000 Flipping the Eminem trick.

01:03:00.000 Fun for the whole family.

01:03:03.000 I love it!

01:03:05.000 Ages 6 and up.

01:03:08.000 But we didn't learn about girls' periods in depth. 0.99

01:03:12.000 We learned that they had a monthly cycle, and women are different, and they have a vagina, and boys have a vagina. 1.00

01:03:15.000 I learned that. 0.97

01:03:16.000 I didn't learn about their tampons and their pads because I didn't need to as a boy.

01:03:22.000 It wouldn't be appropriate for the same reason that I don't think my cousin, who was a girl, was taught about my rigid phallus upon looking at my She-Hulk superhero cards.

01:03:34.000 For hours.

01:03:34.000 That's true.

01:03:35.000 Oh, that's being conservative.

01:03:38.000 We started measuring in days.

01:03:40.000 They came back, I looked like Castaway.

01:03:44.000 Cheat Hulk!

01:03:46.000 I've made fire.

01:03:47.000 That's not fire.

01:03:49.000 That's just rug burn. 0.66

01:03:50.000 Now that feels like fire.

01:03:54.000 All right.

01:03:56.000 So the footage comes from what?

01:03:58.000 The new series Baymax in six episodes.

01:04:00.000 He helps people with physical ailments while also getting them over emotional hurdles is what they're saying.

01:04:05.000 I believe in the show is going to be called Big Zero Dicks.

01:04:08.000 Yes.

01:04:09.000 Oh, geez.

01:04:09.000 Yes.

01:04:10.000 There's a lot of these.

01:04:10.000 I think there's like, well, they're releasing Chippendales Rectum Rangers.

01:04:14.000 Be a nice one.

01:04:16.000 Also, there's Beastie and the Beast.

01:04:19.000 Yep, they're releasing Cinderfella.

01:04:21.000 101 Disgustings.

01:04:23.000 Aladdick. 0.99

01:04:28.000 Lady was a tramp. 1.00

01:04:29.000 Yes, lady was a tramp. 1.00

01:04:30.000 Well, that's just, I mean, that doesn't seem, it's not as much of a gender thing. 0.99

01:04:33.000 That is horrible.

01:04:34.000 But there's, uh, yeah.

01:04:35.000 There's a few of them.

01:04:36.000 There's the, I mean, there's just the gay Lion King, which just seems like it's on the nose. 1.00

01:04:39.000 Yeah, that seems very, uh, very, well, it's also that we was Lion Kang.

01:04:44.000 Yes.

01:04:45.000 Yes. 0.98

01:04:46.000 I just can't wait to be gay! 1.00

01:04:50.000 Everybody's saying suck this! 1.00

01:04:52.000 Suck this! 1.00

01:04:53.000 Everybody's saying touch that! 1.00

01:04:55.000 Of course, Ryan Reynolds has a new one I believe called, it's just called Freebleed Guy.

01:05:00.000 Yes!

01:05:03.000 Don't forget Transylvania 4.

01:05:04.000 Didn't have to change the name on that one.

01:05:08.000 It's about a place, you know.

01:05:10.000 They just cross out Ilvania.

01:05:13.000 There's also All Cocks Don't Go to Heaven. 1.00

01:05:18.000 Big one.

01:05:19.000 And a remake on Chopped.

01:05:21.000 I know it used to be a cooking show.

01:05:24.000 Yeah, all dongs go to- and it just isn't heaven. 1.00

01:05:28.000 No.

01:05:28.000 Just hell.

01:05:29.000 It's different.

01:05:32.000 Oh, they've ruined Disney.

01:05:34.000 Little Merman.

01:05:35.000 Honey, I cut the- you know, you can just fill in the blank there.

01:05:37.000 Yeah.

01:05:38.000 Honey, I transitioned the kids.

01:05:39.000 Yeah.

01:05:41.000 Honey, I blew up the fake phallus. 0.98

01:05:43.000 Honey, I brutally molested the kids. 0.98

01:05:45.000 Yes. 0.96

01:05:45.000 Honey, I broke it again. 0.96

01:05:46.000 Yes.

01:05:47.000 Was it, uh, the parent trap is just, or Freaky Friday is just the exact same.

01:05:57.000 No one even bats an eye.

01:05:57.000 Like, oh yeah, of course you're Cindy.

01:05:59.000 But I'm Vince Vaughn.

01:06:00.000 No, sure, whatever, who cares.

01:06:02.000 And the Friday's not freaky at all.

01:06:04.000 No.

01:06:04.000 They both identify as different things.

01:06:08.000 Just the electric shock.

01:06:09.000 Whoa! 0.71

01:06:11.000 Sure, yeah, you identify as a six-year-old girl.

01:06:13.000 Good, good.

01:06:13.000 It's just a remake of Friday.

01:06:15.000 Yeah, that's all it is. 1.00

01:06:18.000 Damn! 0.99

01:06:19.000 I just can't believe. 1.00

01:06:20.000 Deebo! 0.87

01:06:21.000 It's a woman.

01:06:22.000 Yes.

01:06:22.000 You just got knocked up.

01:06:27.000 Girls in the hood.

01:06:28.000 Yeah.

01:06:30.000 My used to be girl.

01:06:34.000 He doesn't get taken out by bees.

01:06:36.000 He gets taken out by urethra container.

01:06:38.000 The one where he pees out of a bunch of different holes.

01:06:40.000 Yeah, different holes.

01:06:41.000 You pee out of all the other holes.

01:06:44.000 That's so terrible.

01:06:45.000 How would you plan for aiming?

01:06:47.000 That's just impractical.

01:06:48.000 The good former son. 0.99

01:06:53.000 Just Elijah Wood on the treehouse reaching for a penis that isn't there. 0.99

01:06:58.000 Anyone who saw The Good Son, you appreciate that. 0.99

01:07:04.000 The god used to be father?

01:07:06.000 Yes.

01:07:07.000 Go ahead and sit down on my chair.

01:07:12.000 Put on a towel, I'm a squirter.

01:07:13.000 The lost former boys.

01:07:18.000 Wonder they.

01:07:18.000 Thou shalt not bleed.

01:07:22.000 Cry little sister, I mean brother.

01:07:26.000 Thou shalt not bleed.

01:07:30.000 Come, come to your Z.

01:07:34.000 Unbelievable.

01:07:35.000 Oh my gosh.

01:07:36.000 This is where we are.

01:07:36.000 They are targeting your kids.

01:07:38.000 They don't care.

01:07:39.000 And by the way, really quickly before we go, this is why it's a wonderful thing that in Arizona we're now talking about a school choice bill.

01:07:46.000 Yeah.

01:07:46.000 So we have this, it's House Bill 2853.

01:07:49.000 And what does that do?

01:07:51.000 It expands a state voucher program to all kindergarten through K-12 students.

01:07:55.000 Okay.

01:07:56.000 So this is something I've talked about before and I really, really do want, and by the way, share the show if you can.

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01:08:02.000 Uh, especially as it relates to the Jordan Peterson issue.

01:08:05.000 But I really am curious because I have put this call out so many times on this issue and I have never gotten anything close.

01:08:13.000 Close to resembling a cogent argument.

01:08:17.000 So, school vouchers, just to be clear.

01:08:19.000 What does that mean?

01:08:20.000 It means that the money, rather than going to a school, is attached to the student.

01:08:23.000 So, in Arizona, what this means right now is, and I'll read a quote here, more than $6,000 to each student for education expenses, including private school tuition, curricular materials.

01:08:34.000 What does this mean?

01:08:35.000 This means rather than saying, for example, I don't know what the average per pupil spending is in the country right now, it's somewhere like $12,000, $13,000.

01:08:42.000 It changes from year to year, and they average it out.

01:08:46.000 This is the average per pupil spending.

01:08:47.000 Okay.

01:08:48.000 Then, rather than saying this is the average per pupil spending, and you go to this school period with no choice, it's, we're going to attach, and I think we should attach the full amount, if we attach the amount, but we're going to attach a certain amount of that money to the student.

01:09:00.000 So rather than forcing the student to go to a school in their district, we give them the credit, and they can go to any school they want, and allow the schools to, Compete for their dollar.

01:09:12.000 Now here's another reason that I don't understand why this isn't done in the States.

01:09:17.000 It's one thing, one of the very few things, that we get right in Canada.

01:09:20.000 Where I lived, I should have gone to Chambly High School.

01:09:22.000 I was allowed to go to Centennial Regional High School, which was significantly further.

01:09:26.000 I had friends who lived in the street who went to McDonald-Cartier High School, which was even further.

01:09:30.000 As long as you were willing to drive, you were allowed to go to multiple schools.

01:09:35.000 And people say, well what happens if people just started going to the better school?

01:09:42.000 It's almost like they grew.

01:09:43.000 So what is the argument against this?

01:09:45.000 I've never heard a valid argument against school vouchers.

01:09:48.000 The closest I've heard is it's racist because then black kids won't be able to go to better schools outside of their area.

01:09:53.000 Okay, let's assume that. 0.98

01:09:55.000 The shitty schools that are there now will still be there, but maybe they have a chance. 0.93

01:10:00.000 In other words, right now they're forced to go to a bad school period. 0.95

01:10:03.000 There is no hope.

01:10:05.000 Least there's hope, I mean, if the kid can take a bus, if the kid has parents who can drive him, if the kid can ride his bike.

01:10:12.000 Right now, there are zero options, and you're opening it up to at least some options with a voucher.

01:10:18.000 Attach it to the student, don't just give it to the teacher's union.

01:10:21.000 Please, if anyone has a valid argument against this, Anyone.

01:10:26.000 I've never heard it.

01:10:28.000 That's why you haven't ever heard it.

01:10:28.000 There isn't one.

01:10:30.000 Maybe there is.

01:10:31.000 I want to hear the... Because this is one of those issues when I try and research the counterpoints.

01:10:36.000 I can't find any.

01:10:37.000 No.

01:10:38.000 I knew a lot of kids from very rough neighborhoods, though, that ended up going to, like, one of the high schools I went to.

01:10:44.000 That was in a better neighborhood, though, just because they knew some... Like, their sister lived in the area, and their brother, and they were able to use that.

01:10:50.000 Yeah, but they got a better education.

01:10:52.000 They weren't bad kids.

01:10:53.000 I mean, who cares?

01:10:55.000 So make it so that they don't have to trick the system.

01:10:57.000 Yeah, what's wrong with that?

01:10:58.000 No, I don't, I've never, and it's really, really tough.

01:11:01.000 We were going to do one.

01:11:02.000 If you're able to get a better education and there's room for you in the school, what's the problem?

01:11:05.000 Yeah.

01:11:06.000 I mean, that's just my opinion.

01:11:07.000 Like Steven said, if there's a lot of people that want to go to your school, like any business, you're like, okay, well, we have more demand than we have supply.

01:11:07.000 I don't know.

01:11:13.000 And so let's increase the supply and bring better teachers, better facilities, so we can have more people.

01:11:18.000 Yeah, what's wrong with that?

01:11:19.000 By the way, it's pay-as-you-go, because we're full.

01:11:22.000 The good news is, more people want to get into this school, and there's money attached to them, so we know we're going to have the money to expend.

01:11:27.000 There is no issue!

01:11:30.000 I think we even did a Change My Mind, or something similar to it, about school choice, and we just didn't end up running it, because every person who thought they were against it, they go, oh wait, that's what a voucher's like?

01:11:39.000 Yeah, okay, that makes sense.

01:11:42.000 We didn't have a single one who could argue.

01:11:44.000 And this is with professors, by the way.

01:11:46.000 It wasn't even on a campus.

01:11:47.000 I know.

01:11:47.000 The counterpoint to charter schools is that they don't perform any better than public schools.

01:11:52.000 And if you try to torture the data long enough, that'll be true.

01:11:55.000 But if you look at Thomas Sowell's book where he actually compared charter schools that were located in the same building As public schools, because they had excess space in New York City, they way outperformed the students in the same building.

01:12:07.000 It's the most apples-to-apples comparison you can possibly get.

01:12:09.000 But here's the thing.

01:12:10.000 This doesn't even apply to charter schools.

01:12:11.000 No, I know.

01:12:11.000 In other words, you can take it to charter schools or to public schools.

01:12:15.000 You can take it wherever you want.

01:12:17.000 That money is yours to do as you will.

01:12:20.000 Well, that's the thing.

01:12:21.000 Funding going anywhere other than to public schools and the teachers there, they're saying charter schools was step one.

01:12:27.000 This is step three of that.

01:12:28.000 Well, in other words, if someone lives in a district and the public school that they want to go to that happens to be better, we know that in Texas, your property values change dramatically based on the public school district.

01:12:38.000 So it's, oh, it happens to be 500 yards past where you're actually legally allowed to attend that school.

01:12:43.000 This removes that and says, well, instead of just your money going to the school that sucks, you can take the money to that school that's only 500 yards further, even if it's a public school.

01:12:52.000 So it allows public schools to compete.

01:12:54.000 It allows charter schools, private schools to enter into the mix.

01:12:58.000 Wouldn't it help, too, if you had high schools that were a little bit, you know, I understand freshman and sophomore year when you're sort of taking the more basic classes that you have to have.

01:13:07.000 Right.

01:13:07.000 But by the time you're a junior and senior, especially in America... You're pregnant.

01:13:13.000 Yeah, well, you're very pregnant. 0.99

01:13:14.000 And especially with these other kids coming in from the hood.

01:13:17.000 Now you got mixed babies. 1.00

01:13:19.000 Joking.

01:13:19.000 It's a joke.

01:13:21.000 Media matters.

01:13:26.000 Realistically, why don't you have these different programs set up at different schools that allow for other people's interests?

01:13:32.000 If it's, say, drama, film, working on cars, nursing, whatever, why not cater to that already in high school so you can pivot to that correct market of college?

01:13:43.000 Private schools and charter schools do that.

01:13:45.000 In other words, they have more sort of what would be considered elective courses where you have your fundamentals.

01:13:49.000 and they have other courses that might be more, if a student might have a higher aptitude

01:13:53.000 for it. 0.99

01:13:54.000 Yeah, public schools can't do that because they suck. 1.00

01:13:56.000 Yeah, well I think that, I didn't know that. 0.98

01:13:59.000 I think that's a really good idea.

01:14:01.000 Yep, just attach the money to the kids. 0.99

01:14:02.000 In other words, instead of giving the money to the school... I went to public school.

01:14:06.000 Yeah, so did I. So did my dad in inner city Detroit.

01:14:12.000 No, no, you were not in the area.

01:14:12.000 No, I wasn't in the inner city.

01:14:13.000 No, no, no.

01:14:14.000 You know my dad.

01:14:15.000 You know Pops Crowder.

01:14:16.000 He's hardcore.

01:14:17.000 I was a mile over from your dad.

01:14:20.000 And boy, a mile makes a difference.

01:14:24.000 Oh my gosh, my aunt stopped going.

01:14:26.000 I think she got, like, she just didn't go to her graduation ceremony because a girl got shot in the face.

01:14:30.000 Well, I talked to your aunt about that, yeah.

01:14:32.000 Oh yeah, just shot in the face.

01:14:33.000 It was like, how many, and she's like, and that was like the third time.

01:14:36.000 Mail me the diploma.

01:14:37.000 Yeah, get a diploma and a slug.

01:14:39.000 So I just don't see any argument against it.

01:14:42.000 I just, I know I'm sounding repetitive, but please, anyone, I want to hear it.

01:14:46.000 And if there's an expert out there who can actually educate me on this, Be glad to have this person on the show. 0.99

01:14:53.000 Not a Twitter egg who says, you suck. 0.97

01:14:55.000 Someone who is an actual expert, you know, like a researcher, like that Heather Cox with the gift. 0.99

01:15:01.000 No, we talked about the gift.

01:15:02.000 There is no gift.

01:15:04.000 But we are going to have to go to a Mug Club here and take your costumes. 0.99

01:15:07.000 The winner.

01:15:07.000 This is the last day of Cultural Appropriation Month.

01:15:09.000 It's the last show before we go on break, but we'll still have some videos coming in.

01:15:13.000 And you can follow me on social, loudearthquieter.com slash tour dates.

01:15:17.000 Rebels with a Cause comedy tour, me and Dave, kicks off September 16th in Arizona.

01:15:21.000 Just expanded that theater, so now there are more seats available.

01:15:25.000 Houston, September 17th, so that's Friday and Saturday.

01:15:28.000 The Smart Financial Center at Sugarfoot.

01:15:30.000 And Dave is going to be, what's the date you're in Columbus, Ohio?

01:15:33.000 15-16th, Columbus, Ohio, July 8th.

01:15:35.000 Funny Bone.

01:15:36.000 And then the Funny Bone tour is with Jomaha, Nebraska, Dayton, Ohio, Columbus.

01:15:39.000 Check me out, DaveLanda.com.

01:15:41.000 We love you, YouTube!

01:15:43.000 Sorry, I misspoke. 0.72

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