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00:00:33.000 Who's the head honcho around here?

00:00:34.000 Who are you?

00:00:34.000 I am!

00:00:36.000 Well, sir, my name is Steven Crowder, and these here are the Mug Club Zs from Lighthouse Crowder, a late-night comedy of salvation to salve the soul. 0.77

00:00:43.000 And we hear you might have a platform for us to upload our videos to.

00:00:47.000 Well, that all depends.

00:00:49.000 You boys do conservative videos?

00:00:51.000 Sir, we are.

00:00:53.000 That's all except our half-Asian lawyer standing in the corner over there. 1.00

00:01:00.000 Well, I really don't do conservative videos.

00:01:03.000 I'm looking for more SJW socialism material.

00:01:06.000 Well, we just started featuring five Young Turf videos every day.

00:01:10.000 Deplatforming everybody else.

00:01:12.000 So thanks for stopping by.

00:01:14.000 Well, sir, Mug Club and a lot of the crowd have been steeped in socialism. 0.99

00:01:17.000 Heck, you're silly with it, ain't you, Z? 1.00

00:01:18.000 Hell, I know. 0.99

00:01:19.000 We ain't really conservatives.

00:01:19.000 That's right.

00:01:21.000 I'll accept that half-Asian lawyer standing in the corner over there.

00:01:27.000 I have a show in constant sorrow.

00:01:33.000 They've seen trouble all this day.

00:01:40.000 I've been shadow demonetized.

00:01:46.000 Notifications won't work for days.

00:01:52.000 Notifications won't work for days.

00:01:58.000 For three long years I've been in trouble.

00:02:05.000 Shadowbanned and don't subscribe.

00:02:11.000 For Susan Wojcicki deemed our content classified.

00:02:19.000 It's classified.

00:02:24.000 It's classified.

00:02:27.000 Then I hired a man who was half Asian.

00:02:37.000 He practiced law, that's what they say. 1.00

00:02:43.000 Now he sticks it to those big tech bitches. 1.00

00:02:50.000 He puts the lips in litigate. 0.99

00:02:55.000 He puts the lid to lid again.

00:03:00.000 And demonetized.

00:03:07.000 Demonetized.

00:03:14.000 And demonetized.

00:03:21.000 And demonetized.

00:03:36.000 You're a stranger in love.

00:03:38.000 That's what I know.

00:03:43.000 You're a stranger in love.

00:03:45.000 I know the fall.

00:03:49.000 You're a stranger in love.

00:03:58.000 That's the sound of Monday.

00:03:59.000 That's the ASMR Monday.

00:04:01.000 It's Monday.

00:04:02.000 Sounds like someone's got a case of the Mondays.

00:04:05.000 Oh, stop it. 0.55

00:04:06.000 I know, it's disgusting.

00:04:08.000 Can you believe some people are into that?

00:04:09.000 I don't know that they do the chewing part.

00:04:11.000 I don't know, I assume they're German.

00:04:12.000 Okay, we have a lot to get to.

00:04:14.000 And I know he's not German, he's South African, but he has one of those weird accents. 0.98

00:04:17.000 Elon Musk.

00:04:18.000 What is he, is he German?

00:04:20.000 I don't know, I don't buy it.

00:04:22.000 But he's now the largest stakeholder in Twitter.

00:04:25.000 Really?

00:04:25.000 That's a big change, so people are mad about it, which is funny to me.

00:04:28.000 You would think that the woke leftists would be thrilled that the person who basically spearheaded the modern electric car movement is now in charge of one of the biggest tech platforms and

00:04:37.000 or not in charge but has the biggest say in. Well. But no they had to boot him from

00:04:41.000 California. Yeah yeah. If you can't make green policies work in California how can you make it

00:04:45.000 work? Also the Grammys I don't know if you know this apparently Louis CK winning the award that's

00:04:49.000 an example of cis white men we'll debunk that and more importantly the southern border

00:04:53.000 everyone's talking about Russia and Ukraine and look we've talked about that.

00:04:58.000 We feel like we've mined that as much as we can.

00:05:00.000 No one's talking about what's going on in the southern border.

00:05:03.000 When I say no one, I mean very few.

00:05:05.000 So hold your comments there.

00:05:07.000 Not nobody ever.

00:05:09.000 But it's not being discussed with the same level of intensity as what's happening halfway.

00:05:15.000 I mean, halfway.

00:05:15.000 Really, completely across the globe.

00:05:17.000 But halfway is the longest point.

00:05:18.000 That's about right.

00:05:19.000 Sort of like when someone says, he did a 360.

00:05:20.000 Well, then he didn't change anything.

00:05:22.000 He's doing the same thing.

00:05:23.000 You mean he did a 180. 1.00

00:05:24.000 Just looked like an idiot. 1.00

00:05:25.000 Yeah, exactly. 1.00

00:05:26.000 He just did a 360.

00:05:26.000 It's like, that's just a trick.

00:05:29.000 So it's a problem.

00:05:31.000 And we're looking at a record number of illegal immigrants will be coming into this country.

00:05:35.000 And of course, you know, it'll be nice that these people can vote.

00:05:39.000 That's part of the big plan.

00:05:40.000 You don't need to believe in a conspiracy to understand the Great Reset.

00:05:43.000 You just need to observe what's happening around you.

00:05:46.000 So my question before any of that to you, question of the day, helps with the YouTube algorithm, is if you could choose any country to which you would illegally immigrate, which would it be?

00:05:57.000 You can't say the United States.

00:06:00.000 And if you say Canada, you'll be doxxed.

00:06:03.000 So.

00:06:04.000 I think going to Canada is punishment enough.

00:06:06.000 Yes, exactly.

00:06:08.000 If we lived in Canada, we'd punish ourselves!

00:06:10.000 Name that movie line.

00:06:11.000 Alright, Gerald A. He already spoke up.

00:06:12.000 He's here.

00:06:13.000 You know him.

00:06:13.000 How are you, sir?

00:06:14.000 I am well.

00:06:14.000 How are you?

00:06:15.000 I'm doing fine.

00:06:15.000 I still have a neck injury, but you know, it's... Oh, really?

00:06:17.000 Yeah.

00:06:18.000 Did you look up too quickly?

00:06:19.000 I did look.

00:06:19.000 That's exactly what happened.

00:06:20.000 You know, when you get... No, that is exactly what happened.

00:06:22.000 The cops walked in.

00:06:23.000 Yes.

00:06:24.000 When you get past a certain age, that's all it takes, and you never want to describe that.

00:06:28.000 You're like, yeah, somebody punched me.

00:06:30.000 No, what happened was I was in the gym doing deadlifts and I heard a sound in the gym and it was this.

00:06:34.000 Someone went...

00:06:36.000 And so I went, ah, like that.

00:06:37.000 It was a, ah, ah, ah.

00:06:39.000 And then you had the Batman turn?

00:06:40.000 Yeah.

00:06:41.000 Otherwise, there's only two ways that you hurt your neck.

00:06:43.000 And you guys can comment below.

00:06:44.000 You know what those two ways are if you watch Curb Your Enthusiasm.

00:06:46.000 And we also have here, you know him, you love him, him and I will be, we're on tour, but specifically May 14th in Tulsa, Oklahoma, the Tulsa Ballroom.

00:06:56.000 There's some tickets left there.

00:06:57.000 You can go to ladderworthcrowder.com slash tour to see all the other dates.

00:06:59.000 But a lot of them are sold out.

00:07:01.000 Check your town.

00:07:01.000 But Tulsa, Oklahoma, May 14th.

00:07:04.000 is a big-ass rumor. 0.64

00:07:04.000 Looking forward to it. 0.64

00:07:05.000 Uh, at Landau.

00:07:06.000 Dave, how are you, sir?

00:07:07.000 Good.

00:07:07.000 Ahoy, friend.

00:07:08.000 How are you?

00:07:08.000 I'm fine.

00:07:08.000 What's that on your shirt?

00:07:10.000 It's an elephant.

00:07:10.000 Oh!

00:07:11.000 Because an elephant never forgets a friend.

00:07:14.000 Oh, they also never forget, uh, abuse.

00:07:16.000 Yeah, no, they don't.

00:07:17.000 They, they... I, I own a circus where I hurt them. 0.83

00:07:20.000 Yes, yeah, exactly.

00:07:21.000 They do tricks.

00:07:21.000 Yeah.

00:07:22.000 I also have a, uh, I also have a bearded lady who I have hooked on the opium. 0.97

00:07:25.000 Yep, she enjoys it. 0.91

00:07:27.000 She will do anything for one of those droppers. 0.99

00:07:30.000 Okay, more of a tincture, really.

00:07:31.000 I'm a, I'm a, uh, I'm an apothecarist.

00:07:35.000 Yes. 0.92

00:07:36.000 I'm a drug dealer.

00:07:37.000 That's why.

00:07:38.000 I just call it apothecary.

00:07:39.000 I give freaks drugs.

00:07:40.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:07:41.000 That's basically what I do.

00:07:42.000 That's what they want.

00:07:43.000 So, before we move on to everything... Their parents did them.

00:07:48.000 Have you seen his parents?

00:07:50.000 He doesn't look like them.

00:07:51.000 Oh, no.

00:07:51.000 No, they were taking steroids.

00:07:52.000 Gerald's parents absolutely did.

00:07:55.000 They come up to about here.

00:07:56.000 Are you serious?

00:07:57.000 He's a very tall crack baby. 0.85

00:07:59.000 What?

00:08:00.000 They're definitely my parents.

00:08:02.000 They have a weird genetic profile where they actually crack made him grow larger and stronger.

00:08:07.000 Good for you.

00:08:08.000 Love parmesan.

00:08:10.000 And drywall.

00:08:11.000 Okay, before we get to all of that, SNL returned This is also how you know, like, SNL has decided.

00:08:21.000 This is something that's kind of important.

00:08:22.000 You look at it culturally.

00:08:23.000 At one point, you know, you have Carson, right, where 50 million people would tune in.

00:08:27.000 There was a sort of centralized focal point of the country where you had things that would be referenceable because everyone was reading the same newspapers, watching the same news.

00:08:35.000 So, okay, this is the material that's broad enough to work.

00:08:38.000 With SNL now, they've decided to go leftist politic niche.

00:08:42.000 Because they're doing a sketch mocking Clarence Thomas, of course Justice Clarence Thomas for having been in the hospital and his wife on January 6th.

00:08:49.000 They're desperately trying to make a thing.

00:08:51.000 Unless you read the liberal blogs or watch, God forbid, CNN or MSNBC, it's probably not a story that you're following.

00:08:57.000 So that tips SNL's hand as to where they're leaning now and to whom they're catering.

00:09:03.000 Here is the sketch.

00:09:05.000 Dave has not watched it yet because I didn't want to subject him to it twice.

00:09:08.000 Clarence Thomas on SNL.

00:09:10.000 Okay, guys, speaking of truths, alright, Crush of the Week, Ted Cruz, absolutely wiped the floor with Ketanji Brown-Jackson last week by waving a children's book at her.

00:09:21.000 So powerful.

00:09:22.000 Fatality!

00:09:24.000 I'm sorry, Ms.

00:09:25.000 Jackson, but I am foe the First Amendment.

00:09:27.000 They nailed the set and nothing else.

00:09:30.000 Honorable Justice Thomas, you were just in the hospital, is that right?

00:09:34.000 That's what they say.

00:09:38.000 Kenan Thompson's always funny.

00:09:39.000 He is.

00:09:39.000 So what's going on?

00:09:40.000 You feeling okay?

00:09:44.000 I guess we'll see.

00:09:45.000 Hello?

00:09:46.000 Mr. President?

00:09:47.000 Are you on FaceTime?

00:09:48.000 If you build it, I will come.

00:09:50.000 Hello, friends.

00:09:51.000 Can you see me?

00:09:52.000 Mr. President, wow, what a treat.

00:09:55.000 Thanks for fitting us into your busy schedule.

00:09:57.000 Now, sir, the January 6th committee hearing is starting up to make all sorts of claims.

00:10:02.000 So let's just put this to rest.

00:10:04.000 Did you commit a coup, sir?

00:10:05.000 They know he's not the president, right?

00:10:06.000 No, no.

00:10:06.000 You know what?

00:10:07.000 There was no coup.

00:10:08.000 It was an event.

00:10:09.000 Perhaps a take-back event.

00:10:11.000 A coup, perhaps.

00:10:14.000 I don't like coo.

00:10:15.000 I just don't like coo.

00:10:15.000 I don't like the pee at the end of coo.

00:10:17.000 I think you should take that pee and push it.

00:10:20.000 We're pushing pee.

00:10:22.000 Of course, if you take off pee from coo, you have cow, which goes moo. 0.99

00:10:28.000 You know, perhaps that's where they get coo, but do coo.

00:10:30.000 Who do?

00:10:31.000 You do.

00:10:31.000 Do what?

00:10:32.000 Remind me of the babe, but yes.

00:10:34.000 I appreciate the labyrinth reference.

00:10:35.000 Yeah, that's not bad.

00:10:36.000 It wasn't intentional planned coo, yes.

00:10:38.000 Now here's the thing.

00:10:39.000 Take away all the money, meaning the set and the makeup, the guy does a great Trump voice.

00:10:43.000 He does.

00:10:43.000 You know, he doesn't really look a ton like Trump.

00:10:45.000 That's where they have the makeup that comes into play.

00:10:47.000 All the makeup still doesn't make them look anything like the Fox and Friends hosts.

00:10:50.000 Take away the budget and you end up with, you know, distill it down to the writing.

00:10:54.000 Does the CIA actually write the sketch or do they just give them pointers?

00:10:58.000 Yeah, well, they show up.

00:10:59.000 Oh, I see.

00:11:00.000 And they claim that they're just teenage fans.

00:11:02.000 Oh, I gotcha.

00:11:02.000 And SNL looks at their demo like, we don't have any teenage fans.

00:11:05.000 Steve Buscemi with the skateboard.

00:11:06.000 Hello, fellow kids.

00:11:07.000 Hey, what's up?

00:11:09.000 So they were trying to obviously go after Clarence Thomas and also a conservative Supreme Court justice, trying to embarrass him.

00:11:13.000 But I guess you know what?

00:11:15.000 They couldn't make Clarence Thomas as uncomfortable as former Vice President Joe Biden did at the hearings. 0.96

00:11:20.000 Legislators in defeating the Nunes plan in the basement said, quote, we already have a nigger mayor, we don't need any more nigger big shots. 1.00

00:11:27.000 Well he can say it because he has a dementia pass. 0.97

00:11:29.000 That's the real president.

00:11:31.000 That's the one who's in office.

00:11:33.000 Can we play it again?

00:11:33.000 He's balder then?

00:11:34.000 Yeah.

00:11:35.000 Than he is now.

00:11:36.000 Look at this.

00:11:36.000 It's true.

00:11:37.000 Legislators in defeating the Nunes plan in the basement said, quote, we already have a nigger mayor, we don't need any more nigger big shots. 1.00

00:11:44.000 You wanted to get back in the black pool. 0.98

00:11:46.000 Yes, exactly.

00:11:47.000 Your hair typically regrows once it gets gray.

00:11:50.000 It's like, no, no, I was bald until my gray hair grew in.

00:11:52.000 Don't stick the R even when you're quoting, Joe. 1.00

00:11:56.000 What an idiot. 1.00

00:11:58.000 Also, that just tells you how, it's like Steven Seagal, where he thinks that we don't know that he's using the spray paint from the old, you know, infomercial late at night. 1.00

00:12:06.000 He's like, no, I've never used a hair We saw you when you were 25 and you were going bald, and now you have the Bela Lugosi perfect triangular widow's peak.

00:12:15.000 We don't buy it.

00:12:16.000 Like Joe Biden thinks that people just think, oh yeah, that's his normal hair.

00:12:18.000 He was bald at 40 and now he has a full head of gray hair.

00:12:21.000 Yeah, you and movie vampires.

00:12:23.000 Even though in your first movie you don't have that.

00:12:26.000 Exactly.

00:12:27.000 You just don't get to do it.

00:12:28.000 If you're in the public eye, you either have to start the plugs from the get-go so that it's believable, or you just have to go with the bald look.

00:12:35.000 You have to go with the Mr. Freeze look.

00:12:36.000 You don't have the option of then just coming out one day like, no, no, no, look, I have full head of hair.

00:12:40.000 Totally normal.

00:12:40.000 Yeah, the more, the fatter Steven Seagal gets, the more, uh, like, karate uniforms he wears.

00:12:45.000 Did you notice that?

00:12:46.000 Yes, yes.

00:12:47.000 Like, he just wears them as robes.

00:12:48.000 Yes.

00:12:48.000 Like, that's what we're not gonna notice.

00:12:50.000 Yeah, just a moo-moo with a Chinese collar. 1.00

00:12:52.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:12:53.000 Yeah.

00:12:54.000 I've become more Asian.

00:12:56.000 Now he has his Russian passport, he still has his Russian citizenship.

00:12:59.000 Oh lord.

00:13:00.000 He's just an absolute, you know, he's Steven Seagal.

00:13:02.000 I mean, he's amazing.

00:13:04.000 Yes, he's amazing.

00:13:05.000 He's teaching them how to run.

00:13:06.000 Yes, exactly.

00:13:07.000 I think he's a stacking doll of himself, that's why he's in Russia. 0.98

00:13:12.000 Yes, there's just different phases of Steven Seagal's career inside of him. 0.87

00:13:15.000 This is hard to kill.

00:13:17.000 Here's Half Past Dead, that's hard to kill.

00:13:18.000 There's Under Siege 2.

00:13:20.000 Yeah, here's me, 400 pounds, playing a fender all sweaty at a bar.

00:13:25.000 There's me as a cop in New Orleans.

00:13:28.000 Here's me wheezing against a van just now.

00:13:33.000 Here's the van tipping over.

00:13:36.000 Now, it's a high center of gravity.

00:13:37.000 It was more of an SUV van.

00:13:39.000 Now, let's move on to Elon Musk.

00:13:41.000 Ah, this hurts.

00:13:42.000 I'm wearing sunglasses all the time.

00:13:45.000 They're more hunting glasses.

00:13:46.000 That's why they're yellow.

00:13:47.000 Tactical.

00:13:48.000 So as of this morning, Elon Musk has reportedly acquired a 9.2% stake in Twitter.

00:13:54.000 Boom! 0.99

00:13:54.000 That makes him the largest individual shareholder of the company, surpassing Vanguard and BlackRock, which I love. 0.99

00:14:01.000 Yes, I love them.

00:14:03.000 Not a fan of Vanguard and BlackRock.

00:14:04.000 Hey, and I want you to comment below.

00:14:05.000 I was just talking about this when I was taking the Twins for a walk with my parents this weekend, and we were walking through a neighborhood, and there's some businesses in that area where there are shops and restaurants.

00:14:14.000 Yeah.

00:14:14.000 And I was like, have you ever experienced in your lifetime home prices that are soaring, right? You can't buy a house, but then

00:14:21.000 you go down the main streets, all the businesses are closed. That's where you know there's

00:14:25.000 this weird disconnect, because it's not people buying the homes, it's these giant corporations,

00:14:29.000 right, who want to create a permanent class of renters. I remember when we had, you

00:14:32.000 know, for example, the recession that had taken place in 2009. Well, what happened? There were a

00:14:36.000 bunch of foreclosures, there were a bunch of empty houses, there were also a bunch of empty

00:14:39.000 businesses. Or then when it came back, you know, you had Donald Trump, you had home prices going

00:14:44.000 up, but you had record low unemployment, you had businesses that were flourishing. This is the first

00:14:47.000 time I can remember ever, in my 30 plus years on this earth, home prices were going

00:14:52.000 up.

00:14:52.000 Home prices soaring.

00:14:53.000 That market is something you can't even catch up with.

00:14:56.000 It's just absolutely ablaze.

00:14:58.000 And then more businesses, I should say a good portion, more than I've ever seen in my lifetime, completely shut down.

00:15:03.000 There was a strip mall area, there used to be a donut shop, a cleaner's, a jewelry repair.

00:15:08.000 All three of them closed.

00:15:10.000 It's a really, really weird dynamic.

00:15:12.000 Mm-hmm.

00:15:13.000 Well, try bidding on a house now.

00:15:15.000 Yeah, I know.

00:15:16.000 You have somebody come in who's actually part of an investment group, pretending that they're

00:15:19.000 not, and they're going to outbid you by 50 grand on a house that's 300.

00:15:23.000 It's insane.

00:15:24.000 Yeah, it is.

00:15:25.000 It really is crazy.

00:15:26.000 Because the people aren't the ones who are able to buy these houses.

00:15:27.000 Well, no, and nobody's going to...

00:15:29.000 Who's going to put that kind of money into a house?

00:15:30.000 Nobody.

00:15:32.000 I was like, do you have any idea the kind of monster you're creating?

00:15:35.000 Oh, that's right, they're too big to fail, said Elizabeth Warren.

00:15:36.000 So, my point is Elon Musk, more shares than BlackRock.

00:15:39.000 I love it.

00:15:41.000 And it doesn't mean that I'm entirely sold on Elon Musk.

00:15:43.000 The shares of the company went up 26% after Musk's purchase.

00:15:47.000 Yeah, the announcement was made today.

00:15:49.000 This happened a few weeks ago, but he had to disclose it.

00:15:52.000 And he made a billion dollars.

00:15:54.000 So far.

00:15:55.000 Well, yeah, all he has to do is sell it if he chooses to get out of it.

00:15:58.000 But a billion dollars, not so bad on profit in, what, two and a half weeks?

00:16:01.000 Yeah.

00:16:02.000 That works out well.

00:16:03.000 No, it works out well.

00:16:04.000 And here's what I do like to see.

00:16:06.000 He tweeted out a couple of things.

00:16:07.000 People are focusing on him sort of doing an end zone dance, but this is what I think is most telling.

00:16:12.000 He tweeted out, given that Twitter serves as the de facto public town square, failing to adhere to free speech principles fundamentally undermines democracy.

00:16:21.000 What should be done?

00:16:22.000 You know, you see grifters who sometimes say, oh, I'll appeal to the right, and you have these people on the left who say, it's way easier to make money appealing to the right.

00:16:29.000 Really?

00:16:29.000 SNL, ABC, NBC, CBS, MSNBC, right?

00:16:32.000 Everybody.

00:16:32.000 The fact is, Fox News does well, and so do programs like this, because they're what?

00:16:36.000 An alternative!

00:16:37.000 Alternatives tend to do well with an alternative audience, but it's an alternative to what?

00:16:42.000 Everything in the mainstream!

00:16:43.000 That being said, there are some grifters out there who aren't necessarily genuine, and they do see some kind of an economic opportunity.

00:16:50.000 This isn't that.

00:16:51.000 This seems to be a guy who understands genuinely that nothing changes outside of removing the safe harbor rules with Section 230.

00:16:57.000 The arguments that we've been making for a long time.

00:17:00.000 The arguments that I can't fully discuss.

00:17:02.000 Things that have been going on behind the scenes as it relates to this.

00:17:04.000 But that is something that I'm happy to see the largest stakeholder on Twitter saying, hey, we can't keep doing this if we're the town square.

00:17:10.000 That's important legalese there.

00:17:13.000 Yeah, absolutely.

00:17:13.000 We've been making that town square point for a while.

00:17:16.000 And remember, this is the guy that founded X.com that ended up merging and ended up going into PayPal.

00:17:20.000 Their whole purpose was to go against centralized banks and give people more freedom.

00:17:24.000 This isn't new for Elon.

00:17:26.000 Then PayPal decided to start banning conservatives.

00:17:29.000 Well, he sold out of it, right?

00:17:30.000 But this is consistently what he's been doing, so I hope he takes that same stance here.

00:17:35.000 And somebody's going to say, oh, it's only 9.2%, 9.3%.

00:17:37.000 Do you understand what happens when the largest shareholder walks in?

00:17:40.000 To a major corporation like this and says, I want to meet with the CEO.

00:17:43.000 Do you want a Carl Icahn coming in and totally changing everything? 0.99

00:17:47.000 He basically walks in and goes, I would like to meet with the CEO, and there's my penis. 0.99

00:17:52.000 I believe it is the largest in the room. 1.00

00:17:55.000 It is 9.2% larger?

00:17:57.000 Roughly 1.2% more than any of you have.

00:18:01.000 Also, I have flamethrower.

00:18:02.000 Does anyone want to argue?

00:18:05.000 Okay, don't wait up.

00:18:07.000 Yeah, he owns almost 10% of Twitter.

00:18:09.000 That's a lot.

00:18:09.000 Yeah, that is a lot.

00:18:11.000 I'm really glad to see it.

00:18:12.000 And I hope, look, I hope we see some changes.

00:18:15.000 This is one thing that Republicans screwed up.

00:18:18.000 They had power, Donald Trump did not do enough, and you can see right now Democrats are running.

00:18:22.000 As quickly as possible to try and get more control.

00:18:25.000 You saw it with Jen Psaki calling for more censorship.

00:18:28.000 You see it with the hearings that take place.

00:18:30.000 Very, very different tone from, unfortunately, it was nothing but hearings with Mark Zuckerberg.

00:18:34.000 It was nothing but hearings with people from YouTube.

00:18:37.000 Republicans didn't do a whole lot, but now liberals are trying to enact legislation.

00:18:40.000 I hope that they, I don't think they will be able to, to try and gain more control over social media.

00:18:45.000 So if someone in a billionaire class decides to wield that power against these, uh, These, uh, evil- I won't say, of course, uh, uh, you know, pedophile satanic ring.

00:18:53.000 No, no, no.

00:18:53.000 It's not true.

00:18:54.000 I will just say, um, evil, um, people. 1.00

00:18:57.000 Pieces of shit. 1.00

00:18:58.000 Yeah, that's fair. 1.00

00:18:59.000 That's fair.

00:19:00.000 Yeah.

00:19:00.000 It's more of a- it's more conjecture.

00:19:02.000 Yes.

00:19:03.000 You don't need to fact check it.

00:19:04.000 It's an opinion.

00:19:05.000 It's an opinion, really.

00:19:05.000 Yeah.

00:19:06.000 My opinion is that they are equivalent to human pieces of shit. 1.00

00:19:11.000 It's an opinion based on the fact that they are. 1.00

00:19:13.000 Yeah, right.

00:19:14.000 Also striking similarities.

00:19:16.000 Yes.

00:19:16.000 Yeah.

00:19:17.000 Oh, look.

00:19:17.000 Spirit cooking.

00:19:19.000 Did I say that out loud?

00:19:20.000 I don't know what that is.

00:19:21.000 Is that what Alec Baldwin's wife does with her feet? 1.00

00:19:25.000 With her fake Spanish accent?

00:19:27.000 Yes.

00:19:27.000 I am going to cook the spears.

00:19:29.000 I put in the peppers because they're hot. 0.98

00:19:31.000 Where are the hot peppers, dammit? 0.97

00:19:32.000 I put in the peppers. 0.99

00:19:34.000 I'm gonna get my gun.

00:19:36.000 Don't worry.

00:19:37.000 It's nothing but planks and I don't know how to pull the trigger.

00:19:39.000 Then how did you shoot the lady?

00:19:42.000 It wasn't me.

00:19:44.000 It was Stephen Baldwin.

00:19:45.000 Yes.

00:19:46.000 Is that another Baldwin?

00:19:47.000 No, you always blame on Stephen Baldwin, the lesser Baldwin.

00:19:51.000 It's you.

00:19:52.000 It's Billy, not Billy Baldwin.

00:19:54.000 It's Billy, who used to be William.

00:19:58.000 So now, uh... You're not likable now that you're Billy.

00:20:01.000 You're always unlikable.

00:20:02.000 Don't get me started on Daniel. 1.00

00:20:04.000 He looks like you, but too fat. 0.99

00:20:05.000 He's very fat. 0.96

00:20:06.000 They all look the same. 0.99

00:20:07.000 I just have to go by the fatness, the chart of fatness, and then a little bit maybe who's stupid with Stephen Baldwin. 0.99

00:20:13.000 He looks like he's not too smart in the face, you know, the eyes. 0.99

00:20:16.000 The anger chart.

00:20:17.000 You are on top, honey.

00:20:18.000 Yes!

00:20:18.000 You are on top of the anger chart.

00:20:19.000 You punch the reporter. 1.00

00:20:21.000 You punch your wife. 1.00

00:20:22.000 You yell at your daughter. 1.00

00:20:25.000 You kill a lady. 1.00

00:20:27.000 You're very mad. 1.00

00:20:30.000 Yeah, he's a mad person. 0.99

00:20:32.000 Here's your foot dinner. 0.97

00:20:35.000 So of course the liberal crowd is upset with Elon Musk.

00:20:38.000 Now he has a huge influence on Twitter.

00:20:39.000 And I will say this, he's been taking some risks.

00:20:41.000 I don't know if you saw his meme about John Lennon.

00:20:43.000 Can we bring that up?

00:20:45.000 Where it's him saying, imagine no possessions, nothing to kill or die for, and then he gets shot.

00:20:51.000 Now, I did a video on this in 2009 about John Lennon, and I think it got removed from YouTube.

00:20:55.000 This is something I always thought was just, I mean, imagine no possessions.

00:20:59.000 You mean like three Rolls Royces and a penthouse in the Upper West Side?

00:21:02.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:21:02.000 Right.

00:21:04.000 But also, nothing to kill or die for means nothing to live for.

00:21:08.000 I don't know.

00:21:09.000 I hate that song.

00:21:10.000 I hate everything about it.

00:21:11.000 I hate that it plays. 1.00

00:21:12.000 I also hate his stupid Christmas song. 1.00

00:21:17.000 I don't care for much of what he did at all. 1.00

00:21:18.000 That offends you, because it's Christmas and you can't screw with Christmas. 0.99

00:21:22.000 Especially the fact that he's John Lennon and he just dated somebody with no ass. 0.99

00:21:25.000 Yeah, well, the good news is he cheated on her in between beatings of his son. 0.99

00:21:29.000 Well, that's true.

00:21:30.000 He was a good man.

00:21:31.000 Yeah, he was a good man, that John Lennon.

00:21:33.000 He wore the Harry Potter glasses ahead of his time.

00:21:36.000 Yes.

00:21:37.000 He hurt kids.

00:21:38.000 Yep.

00:21:39.000 Ahead of his time as well, apparently.

00:21:41.000 Yeah, that's true.

00:21:42.000 So it'll be interesting to see what happens with Musk and Twitter.

00:21:44.000 My guess is he'll try and find a way to force him out.

00:21:46.000 There's going to be a lot of pressure behind the scenes.

00:21:49.000 I hope, I hope, I hope.

00:21:51.000 He puts tons of pressure and if they force him out, fine.

00:21:54.000 If he sells the stock price craters again and he's going to start his own thing.

00:21:57.000 Yeah, I hope that is the result. 0.70

00:21:59.000 Yes, I bought 9.5% of Twitter and today I killed Mark Zuckerberg.

00:22:03.000 So, that's mine now.

00:22:05.000 That's the deal.

00:22:06.000 Why is it the deal?

00:22:07.000 I ran him over with my Tesla, he never heard me coming.

00:22:09.000 Nope. 0.98

00:22:10.000 It's a very quiet car for killing. 0.98

00:22:12.000 It's a very good killing car. 0.89

00:22:13.000 Sneak up.

00:22:13.000 Very good.

00:22:14.000 I first designed it as a car for killing, and then it caught on.

00:22:17.000 I was like, okay, let's go with it.

00:22:20.000 It's a 187 engine.

00:22:21.000 Yes, a 187 engine.

00:22:24.000 All right, Jen Psaki. 0.98

00:22:25.000 This is something that people were talking about, but we do have some exclusive.

00:22:28.000 News broke, of course, last week that the White House press secretary Jen Psaki be stepping down to take a job at MSNBC.

00:22:35.000 So, you know, when people say, oh, it's just you right-wing conspiracy theorists that the media is left I mean, you know about, look at George Papadopoulos, or whatever, Stephanopoulos, you know this guy worked for the Clintons, right?

00:22:50.000 We've created all these, we've shown you all these connections in the past between, but now you're seeing it in real time, and I know you'll say, well Kayleigh McEnany went to Fox News.

00:22:58.000 Yes, that's one person.

00:23:00.000 Again, one person to one outlet.

00:23:01.000 If you go through MSNBC, ABC News, CBS, CNN, you will find, through producers, through executive producers, on-air talent, unashamedly, Plenty of people like Jen Psaki.

00:23:13.000 Yeah.

00:23:13.000 And she went to one of the most left places possible to go to that has a station.

00:23:17.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:23:18.000 It's not like she chose the quote-unquote middle-of-the-road lefty site.

00:23:22.000 It's the loosest sense of the word.

00:23:24.000 Yes.

00:23:25.000 I hope she just goes to MSNBC and just hammers behind the scenes so that Lawrence O'Donnell is like, I don't know why you didn't know this, but I didn't realize MSNBC until last week was Microsoft NBC.

00:23:35.000 I was like, oh, that's terrifying.

00:23:36.000 Yes, exactly.

00:23:37.000 I just never even bothered looking up what that meant.

00:23:40.000 Soon-to-be-majority-shareholder Microsoft in vaccine technology.

00:23:43.000 Yes, it's NBC.

00:23:44.000 Right, right.

00:23:45.000 That's a longer name.

00:23:46.000 Yeah, it didn't fit in so well.

00:23:48.000 Pfizer BC.

00:23:49.000 Yeah, Pfizer.

00:23:49.000 Biotech BS.

00:23:53.000 J&J NBC MSN.

00:23:55.000 Yes.

00:23:57.000 So actually she resigned and of course now we have, this came recently, we have a clip of her resignation.

00:24:02.000 Oh, it's actually on CNN.

00:24:03.000 Is it?

00:24:03.000 Oh, she's actually talking right now!

00:24:05.000 Oh, a clip of her... I'm Lauren Fox on Capitol Hill.

00:24:07.000 Oh, her resignation.

00:24:08.000 She's doing it right now.

00:24:08.000 She's officially talking.

00:24:09.000 This is CNN Breaking News.

00:24:16.000 I'll be back!

00:24:17.000 I always come back.

00:24:19.000 Oh, well, she's coming back.

00:24:27.000 Well, I guess she's not going to be gone that long.

00:24:30.000 Now, here's the thing.

00:24:30.000 There hasn't been an official replacement announced.

00:24:33.000 Okay.

00:24:33.000 Because a lot of people are asking us what, you know, we get the scoop sometimes.

00:24:37.000 But they have found an interim replacement, sort of a temp, a substitute replacement.

00:24:43.000 And I guess this is based maybe on the recent Jesse Waters interview.

00:24:46.000 But again, this is just a placeholder.

00:24:47.000 It's not permanent.

00:24:48.000 We have some footage of the replacement for Jen Psaki in action at a recent conference.

00:24:53.000 What is the U.S.' 's general position on potential future attacks by Ukraine on Russian soil?

00:25:00.000 Does the U.S.

00:25:01.000 believe that it is up to the Ukrainians to decide whether such potential attacks are justified, or does it generally believe that those kinds of attacks should be discouraged because they would be seen as being escalatory? 1.00

00:25:14.000 You look like a f***ing b***h on heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n****s, it'll be your fault. 1.00

00:25:20.000 Alright? 1.00

00:25:23.000 That's just another reason to question this administration's judgment.

00:25:25.000 I hope they're on a trial period.

00:25:27.000 Yeah, I don't think it's permanent.

00:25:28.000 I don't think so.

00:25:30.000 Something in the clause.

00:25:31.000 Yeah, he's a little too blunt.

00:25:32.000 By the way, don't expect him to honor that mutual non-disclosure agreement.

00:25:38.000 I mean, she shouldn't be wearing that. 0.99

00:25:39.000 No, she shouldn't.

00:25:40.000 Just making eyes at him and he knew it.

00:25:42.000 Now, Louis C.K.

00:25:47.000 won a Grammy last night for a comedy album.

00:25:52.000 Regardless of where you line up on Louis C.K., I'm going to give you a couple of examples here.

00:25:56.000 Well first off, let me ask you, do you think this is a problem?

00:25:58.000 Louis C.K.

00:25:58.000 winning a Grammy?

00:26:00.000 I want you guys to comment below.

00:26:01.000 Joe Louis, stop it.

00:26:03.000 Go to your place.

00:26:04.000 Yeah, by the way, Joe Louis forces us to watch exactly what Louis C.K.

00:26:09.000 did in the Green Room.

00:26:10.000 Every day.

00:26:11.000 He didn't even ask us beforehand.

00:26:12.000 There's just no consideration.

00:26:13.000 Joe Louis?

00:26:13.000 At all.

00:26:14.000 Well, Louis C.K.

00:26:15.000 only was using his mouth.

00:26:17.000 No, exactly.

00:26:17.000 Well, he just, you know, he wasn't flexible enough.

00:26:19.000 No, Joe Louis.

00:26:20.000 Those yoga privates eventually paid off.

00:26:24.000 I think that, look, it's obviously what Louis C.K.

00:26:26.000 did is weird, but it's not nearly the same when we just, this is when, remember Me Too was a thing?

00:26:30.000 We recanted about women, but now it's, you know, men can compete.

00:26:32.000 We don't care about Me Too anymore because we have men competing with women in sports who are still attracted to women changing in their locker rooms with raging erections like Leah Thomas. 1.00

00:26:41.000 That's fine, though. 0.99

00:26:42.000 It's a female erection. 1.00

00:26:43.000 The tape failed. 1.00

00:26:44.000 It's a vascular throbbing female erection. 1.00

00:26:46.000 Yes. 1.00

00:26:47.000 With balls. 0.99

00:26:48.000 To a doctor. 1.00

00:26:49.000 Like, oh, well, I thought I was testing a female. 0.99

00:26:52.000 Unfortunately, you have a boner. 1.00

00:26:54.000 That's a female boner! 1.00

00:26:55.000 Oh, let me just write that on my chart. 0.99

00:26:57.000 Sorry.

00:26:57.000 Let me put that here.

00:26:58.000 Medical discovery.

00:26:59.000 Let me put that in my pretend chart for your pretend life.

00:27:01.000 Yes, exactly.

00:27:04.000 Also, all the voices in your head.

00:27:06.000 I'll give them names.

00:27:07.000 Why not?

00:27:07.000 Yes, let's go for that.

00:27:08.000 One will be Harold and Lyle.

00:27:10.000 I don't know.

00:27:10.000 Listen to some of them.

00:27:11.000 Who am I speaking to now?

00:27:12.000 Eric and Lyle.

00:27:15.000 So Louis C.K.

00:27:15.000 won a Grammy.

00:27:16.000 Okay.

00:27:16.000 Which is fine.

00:27:17.000 Yes, absolutely.

00:27:18.000 It should be fine when you think about the fact that he's an unbelievable comedian.

00:27:22.000 It was just for the quality of his art.

00:27:24.000 Of course, the left has taken to Twitter, the left has taken to the media, and I don't want to spend too much time on their claims because they're very easily debunked.

00:27:33.000 Yes.

00:27:34.000 But really, art, for a long time, has been one of the few areas that's a meritocracy.

00:27:38.000 And let's be honest, it's not like artists have a great track record of being upstanding human beings.

00:27:42.000 Oh, come on. 0.87

00:27:43.000 Louis C.K.

00:27:43.000 is really, you know, is the least offensive amongst them.

00:27:46.000 But not to people on Twitter.

00:27:48.000 Why?

00:27:48.000 Because he's a white male.

00:27:49.000 We'll get to it.

00:27:50.000 So USA Today editor Barbara Vanderburg.

00:27:52.000 He's also Hispanic.

00:27:53.000 Yeah, I know.

00:27:54.000 He's Mexican.

00:27:55.000 He's actually Mexican. 0.94

00:27:56.000 He's white-ish gay. 0.99

00:27:56.000 Will Smith is going to end up more punished than Louis C.K. 0.99

00:28:00.000 You watch.

00:28:00.000 Well, I hope so.

00:28:01.000 Journalist David Perry, who apparently may have blocked me, I don't know, said,

00:28:05.000 I just want to say that every single person who decides to continue participating in the Grammys,

00:28:08.000 and yes, that includes your favorite, is complicit in normalizing sexual abuse. Nope!

00:28:13.000 What?

00:28:14.000 Roswell showrunner Karina McKenzie tweeted out, Louis C.K.

00:28:17.000 just won a Grammy in case you were still crying about cancel culture.

00:28:20.000 Yep.

00:28:21.000 Dr. Mia Brett, oh well here's a doctor, wrote, Louis C.K. 0.79

00:28:25.000 just won a whole ass Grammy while y'all are, how would you love it if your doctor sounded like that? 0.99

00:28:32.000 Your knee is ass swollen, y'all! 0.99

00:28:34.000 Man, your heart stopped beating when I was operating on your dad. 1.00

00:28:37.000 His heart was swollen as shit! 1.00

00:28:40.000 Is this an honorary thing, like Dr. Dre or something? 1.00

00:28:43.000 His heart was like, Suge Knight, I've been this month!

00:28:45.000 Okay, so I'mma write you some Percocet?

00:28:48.000 More like Dr. Pepper.

00:28:50.000 Dr. Seuss.

00:28:54.000 I'll go another direction, let's give him another injection!

00:28:56.000 He's like, I've had nine mRNA vaccines. 0.81

00:28:59.000 I don't know why Dr. Seuss is black. 1.00

00:29:01.000 He can be whatever.

00:29:04.000 Doesn't matter.

00:29:06.000 There's a glock in my pocket.

00:29:07.000 Okay.

00:29:08.000 Louis C.K.

00:29:10.000 just won a whole-ass Grammy while y'all are either calling for Will Smith's head or crying about cancel culture. 0.97

00:29:15.000 There are no consequences for white, and in parentheses, cis, het, men. 0.97

00:29:21.000 I didn't realize what het meant. 0.82

00:29:22.000 Ha! 0.89

00:29:23.000 Hetero.

00:29:23.000 It means heterosexual.

00:29:24.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:29:25.000 Which is just interesting to me, because I thought cis was all-encompassing, but even they can't stick with their own standards. 0.96

00:29:30.000 So a couple things that are inaccurate here.

00:29:32.000 He's not white. 0.51

00:29:33.000 Right, he's not white. 0.58

00:29:34.000 Start there.

00:29:35.000 He's Mexican.

00:29:36.000 He's a Mexican man.

00:29:37.000 Yeah.

00:29:38.000 That's why he also calls his name CK, because it is the phonetic way to say his name.

00:29:42.000 Right.

00:29:42.000 Because nobody could get it right.

00:29:44.000 So he's helpful as well.

00:29:44.000 Right.

00:29:46.000 Also, as far as cancel culture, people, you never see, he had his, the film I Love You Daddy was immediately removed from its release date, okay, by distributors.

00:29:53.000 Yes, and also the special that goes along with it with just the word sorry behind him is hilarious.

00:29:56.000 in an hour. He was persona non grata for about five years where he wasn't able to be booked.

00:30:00.000 He built his way back up, honestly, in small clubs and created good material that culminated

00:30:05.000 in this album, which by the way is pretty damn good.

00:30:08.000 Yes, and also the special that goes along with it with just the word sorry behind him

00:30:13.000 is hilarious.

00:30:14.000 Yes, exactly. But here's the thing.

00:30:17.000 They're trying to say, oh, cancel culture's not—well, there you go.

00:30:19.000 Okay, cancel culture is obviously real.

00:30:21.000 And if you don't want to support Louis C.K., that's fine.

00:30:23.000 My issue is not if you choose to boycott or boycott somebody.

00:30:26.000 My issue is when it's not actual market forces determining the level of offense, but a bunch of celebrities who decide to exert pressure.

00:30:34.000 Just like we've talked about with comedy clubs.

00:30:36.000 People used to say that comedy clubs were the last bastion of free speech.

00:30:39.000 And I would get into it, even with Nick DiPaolo with other comedians.

00:30:42.000 I'd say, look, you don't understand.

00:30:43.000 You're doing well because you can draw a crowd.

00:30:45.000 The guy at the open mic who's making a joke about Leah Thomas and the club booker doesn't want to take that heat.

00:30:50.000 He's just not going to take that risk.

00:30:52.000 That's the problem with this idea of cultural censorship.

00:30:56.000 It's not cancel culture, it's cultural censorship because these people will actually make calls to try and enforce their ideals to the point that you can't make a living.

00:31:06.000 Let's stop using the term cancel culture.

00:31:06.000 Okay?

00:31:08.000 It's taking food from your family's mouth because you disagree with the pre-approved opinion.

00:31:14.000 And even then they can't get their premise correct because they said white guy about a Mexican!

00:31:20.000 Well, that's how they have to push it, though, because they know.

00:31:23.000 Right.

00:31:23.000 That's what bothers me the most.

00:31:24.000 They know and they still stick with misinformation to try to trick everybody.

00:31:28.000 And the worst part is, is if you want to watch Louis C.K., you should be able to.

00:31:31.000 Stop calling a club.

00:31:31.000 Right.

00:31:32.000 Stop protesting.

00:31:33.000 Stop doing all that.

00:31:34.000 I mean, you're allowed to, but it's annoying after years and years and years that once you're being told that everything you say is false, including what those women said.

00:31:43.000 You have Janine Garofalo.

00:31:43.000 Yes, exactly.

00:31:44.000 You have Sarah Silverman.

00:31:45.000 You have all these people that have come forward.

00:31:47.000 Those women didn't get a career out of something 20 years later. 1.00

00:31:50.000 That's the fact.

00:31:51.000 Right.

00:31:52.000 He just asked them if they wanted to see his wiener, and they were like, hmm, I guess.

00:31:55.000 And it's weird.

00:31:56.000 But you know what?

00:31:57.000 It was actually consensual.

00:31:57.000 It was his thing.

00:31:59.000 Yes.

00:31:59.000 Yeah, bottom line, it was consensual.

00:32:01.000 And people say, well, it wasn't consensual because of the dynamics of power.

00:32:03.000 Yeah.

00:32:04.000 Okay, you're comparing it to Will Smith.

00:32:05.000 Will Smith just committed felony battery against a man on- You want to talk about white privilege?

00:32:11.000 Will Smith just committed the kind of violent assault that if he was anybody else on planet Earth would be behind bars, if not at least shoved around by security.

00:32:21.000 Instead, he sat down, nothing happened, and then he accepted his Academy Award later to thunderous applause.

00:32:27.000 Consequence-free.

00:32:28.000 Really?

00:32:29.000 You want to say, do you think Will Smith is going to go five years without working? 1.00

00:32:33.000 So even using your example, it's stupid. 1.00

00:32:36.000 And I don't mean, yo, stupid! 1.00

00:32:38.000 Like, good. 1.00

00:32:38.000 I mean, unintelligent. 1.00

00:32:40.000 Let me give you a few other examples while you talk about Louis C.K.

00:32:43.000 Chuck Berry.

00:32:43.000 winning a Grammy.

00:32:44.000 Remember him?

00:32:45.000 By the way, wrote most of the early Beatles songs.

00:32:47.000 Arrested in 1959 for transporting a 14-year-old girl across state lines for, quote, immoral purposes.

00:32:52.000 What does that mean?

00:32:53.000 He won the Lifetime Achievement Award in 1984.

00:32:55.000 Well also, let's mention, put cameras in all of his restaurant bathrooms.

00:32:59.000 I got caught for that as well.

00:33:01.000 So he's the guy that made the rule, now that you can't do that.

00:33:03.000 That was his rule.

00:33:04.000 And also, yeah, Marty McFly did steal rock and roll from him though.

00:33:08.000 Yes he did.

00:33:08.000 So, you know, that wasn't fair.

00:33:10.000 Puff Daddy was arrested for assault, deadly weapon, 2015.

00:33:13.000 Nominated for his fourth Grammy in 2016.

00:33:15.000 Dr. Dre pled guilty to battery of a police officer in 92.

00:33:19.000 He won his Grammy in 94 for best rap solo performance.

00:33:22.000 Police officer.

00:33:25.000 I'm fine off of her.

00:33:27.000 I back the, I back the blit. 0.83

00:33:31.000 I do back the blue.

00:33:32.000 You said blit.

00:33:33.000 I repect you guys. 0.95

00:33:34.000 Officer, you drunk?

00:33:35.000 Stop drinking on the force.

00:33:36.000 You gotta stop going by with them construction workers at 3 p.m. 1.00

00:33:40.000 getting tecate and shit. 0.99

00:33:44.000 Come on, you've seen it. 0.99

00:33:45.000 You guys are heroes.

00:33:45.000 You've seen it in Racetrack and Quick Trip.

00:33:47.000 Yes, of course.

00:33:47.000 It's just like it might as well just be the actual factory line of Tecate.

00:33:51.000 Yes.

00:33:53.000 So he won a Grammy in 1994 for Best Rap Solo Performance.

00:33:56.000 R. Kelly, Sex Tape, Underage Girl.

00:33:58.000 That began circulating in 2002.

00:33:59.000 When did this happen?

00:34:00.000 He's been nominated 15 times since!

00:34:03.000 What?

00:34:04.000 15 times since!

00:34:05.000 Did we know about this?

00:34:06.000 Yes, it was circulating.

00:34:07.000 Was there a Dave Chappelle sketch about this in 2003?

00:34:10.000 It's almost like there could have been.

00:34:11.000 Of letting it happen?

00:34:12.000 But he's been cancelled too because he can't have someone tell the truth.

00:34:15.000 Is it a danger when you cancel people for telling the truth just because you don't like it?

00:34:18.000 Then no one listens to them!

00:34:19.000 It's the opposite of the boy who cried wolf.

00:34:21.000 It's a boy who's not crying wolf.

00:34:23.000 It's a boy who's actually telling you that there's a wolf there, only he's always telling the truth, and you only allow him to speak when there is no wolf, for example, if he says, I'm going to affirm all genders.

00:34:31.000 Now, Bruno Mars was arrested for cocaine possession in 2010.

00:34:34.000 He won the record of the year, best R&B performance.

00:34:36.000 Lil Wayne, arrested in 2007 on criminal possession, loaded weapon, best rap performance, 2017.

00:34:41.000 And the most egregious example being Chris Brown.

00:34:45.000 Chris Brown, a black man, committed felony assault and battery against Rihanna, a black woman. 0.52

00:34:52.000 And he is being nominated for the Album of the Year twice this year. 0.67

00:34:54.000 He was nominated 12 times after that and won at least once.

00:34:58.000 Oh, jeez.

00:34:59.000 And this year, greatest female boxer. 0.68

00:35:01.000 Yes.

00:35:02.000 Yes.

00:35:04.000 Well she's having a celebrity match with Laila Ali. 1.00

00:35:05.000 Oh yes, that's true.

00:35:07.000 And they still punch like girls. 1.00

00:35:08.000 That's true. 0.71

00:35:11.000 But yeah, let's go on and say that this is an example of white privilege culture that Louis C.K.

00:35:15.000 won a Grammy even though he's a Mexican guy.

00:35:17.000 Hispanic privilege. 0.81

00:35:18.000 Hispanic privilege because heterosexual privilege is not enough apparently.

00:35:21.000 You have to team it up with something.

00:35:22.000 Do you have any idea how hard it is to be a redhead Mexican? 0.95

00:35:26.000 It's only worked for two people ever.

00:35:28.000 Louis C.K.

00:35:29.000 and Canelo.

00:35:30.000 You don't even have to have Mexican in that sentence.

00:35:34.000 No.

00:35:34.000 It's hard enough if you're a redhead in the royal family.

00:35:36.000 Yeah, it's just not easy.

00:35:39.000 But really, the two words that describe everything perfectly is R. Kelly.

00:35:44.000 Yeah.

00:35:44.000 Like, for 20 years, everybody just let that happen.

00:35:48.000 So you're not allowed to say anything.

00:35:51.000 Like, you knew that he urinated on people.

00:35:53.000 Like, I hate to be that blunt, but that's what happened.

00:35:55.000 And by the way, when we say urinated on people, we do mean in an overtly sexual way.

00:35:58.000 Not like, you know, at a urinal and there's like the splatter because he doesn't have urinal etiquette. 0.55

00:36:02.000 No, we mean on sex prisoners in his house.

00:36:05.000 Yes. 0.97

00:36:05.000 Ah, yeah, wow. 0.97

00:36:06.000 And then you're like, this guy... And his house was more prison than it was house. 0.96

00:36:09.000 Yeah, this guy had consensual sex in a way that didn't involve sex with anyone else but him in a room. 0.95

00:36:17.000 What, didn't Suge Knight kill people? 0.95

00:36:19.000 That's correct.

00:36:21.000 He did.

00:36:21.000 I don't know that he won Grammys, but he showed up at BET.

00:36:24.000 He was like, anyone who don't want your producers all up in the videos.

00:36:27.000 He dangled vanilla ice from a balcony and he did kill people.

00:36:29.000 He killed people later.

00:36:30.000 Well, he killed people on the Straight Outta Compton set.

00:36:35.000 Yeah, he just drove through them.

00:36:37.000 I'm wondering, how was he out?

00:36:38.000 Was he furloughed?

00:36:39.000 Yeah, well, he puts it in reverse and without even flinching, so you know he's killed before.

00:36:45.000 Like, you just see it, like, he's like, well, this is something I do usually.

00:36:47.000 Yes.

00:36:48.000 And you're like, this is the first time he's been caught because there's a camera.

00:36:51.000 Because they're filming a movie.

00:36:52.000 Right.

00:36:53.000 Sort of like R. Kelly, like, he doesn't even, you know, it doesn't even take a while to get the stream going.

00:36:56.000 You're like, well, there's no nervous energy here.

00:36:57.000 No, no.

00:36:58.000 Well, and R. Kelly, too, he was known for, or not, I shouldn't say known for, he's known for what we just talked about, but when there were supposed to be witnesses on the stand, he was like, I bet your whole family would like to go to Paris.

00:37:08.000 Yeah.

00:37:08.000 And then they wouldn't show up.

00:37:09.000 Like, They would like to go to Paris.

00:37:11.000 How did you know?

00:37:12.000 Right around trial time, they'd like to take a first class trip to Paris.

00:37:16.000 In handcuffs.

00:37:17.000 The price is right.

00:37:17.000 Joke's on them, because they got first class on spirit.

00:37:20.000 Right.

00:37:21.000 Oh, they don't go to Paris.

00:37:24.000 I say this about comedians and a lot of, you know, you're not necessarily a role model because you're an artist.

00:37:30.000 Right.

00:37:30.000 It's just the reality.

00:37:31.000 Like, there's nothing wrong with... Honestly, sorry, there's nothing wrong with Bruno Mars doing cocaine if he's putting out good music.

00:37:36.000 I know that sounds bad.

00:37:37.000 He can win his album!

00:37:38.000 But yeah, there's great albums that have been put out on a lot of drugs, I'm sorry.

00:37:42.000 All the 70s stuff?

00:37:43.000 Come on, where do you think he came from?

00:37:44.000 It's a meritocracy.

00:37:45.000 I mean, Sammy Davis Jr.

00:37:46.000 married someone just for the work visa, and he couldn't even get to the honeymoon suite without beating the hell out of her. 0.99

00:37:53.000 And, you know, he didn't win a Grammy because Mr. Bojangles?

00:37:55.000 Not all that great.

00:37:56.000 No, wasn't the best work he did.

00:37:57.000 Wasn't his best work.

00:37:58.000 But he could dance!

00:37:59.000 He could dance!

00:38:00.000 Well, look, if you're gonna apply... I mean, his depth perception was off, so he'd go offstage every now and then.

00:38:03.000 Yeah, that's true.

00:38:04.000 Well, and I know we've gone over this, obviously, in the entertainment industry, but go over to sports.

00:38:08.000 Let's look there and see if you apply the same standard where somebody who commits a crime should no longer be able to have a job and do their sport, because that's not been applied, right?

00:38:15.000 Ray Lewis killed someone and was still a linebacker on a Super Bowl-winning team.

00:38:19.000 What did this person deserve?

00:38:20.000 Yes.

00:38:20.000 Well, I mean, that's the debate.

00:38:23.000 Were they filming straight out of Compton without Suge Knight's approval?

00:38:26.000 That's true.

00:38:27.000 Were they dating a waiter?

00:38:32.000 It's unbelievable the amount of, if you like this person, you like that team, what you will put up with.

00:38:37.000 You would never, ever, ever in a million years let that person come to your house if they were not a star athlete, a star performer in this case.

00:38:44.000 But because they are, you're like, oh yeah, come on man, that's no big deal.

00:38:48.000 Or a former vice president.

00:38:49.000 Dude, Ray Rice hit a woman's... was it Ray Rice?

00:38:53.000 Ray Rice punched his fiancée so hard that it closed a casino.

00:38:58.000 Do you have any idea how hard that is?

00:39:01.000 They were like, oceans will shut down.

00:39:02.000 I mean, I've watched casinos have biker shootouts and they're like, alright boys, get out! 0.86

00:39:07.000 It's a hardy boy.

00:39:07.000 It's like, oh you boys, come on!

00:39:09.000 This is one where they're like, we can't go in that elevator.

00:39:11.000 Yeah, we can't go in that elevator.

00:39:12.000 They kept gambling addicts away.

00:39:14.000 You know how hard that is?

00:39:16.000 Yeah, I don't need it anymore.

00:39:18.000 I'm good.

00:39:18.000 They didn't even let the video poker continue.

00:39:20.000 They're like, unplug that.

00:39:21.000 No, I am done.

00:39:22.000 All of it.

00:39:23.000 Anything with poker, anything with her in it.

00:39:25.000 It's just, it's not okay.

00:39:26.000 That's why when Colin Kaepernick says, is it just because I kneel?

00:39:29.000 It's like, trust me, that's not why. 1.00

00:39:30.000 It's because you suck. 1.00

00:39:31.000 Okay? 1.00

00:39:32.000 They allow people who, again, to reiterate what Dave said, hit women so hard it shuts down casinos.

00:39:37.000 They allowed them back into the league.

00:39:38.000 It's just that you are not good.

00:39:40.000 Yes.

00:39:41.000 You wanted the Nike swoosh and you couldn't throw to get it.

00:39:44.000 Yes.

00:39:46.000 Which is what you have to do.

00:39:47.000 Yeah, you know who else took a knee?

00:39:48.000 Me, because they wouldn't let me play.

00:39:50.000 Right!

00:39:51.000 Yep, me too.

00:39:52.000 You know who else took a knee?

00:39:53.000 Gerald, because he blew out his knee at Notre Dame.

00:39:55.000 Oh, come on! 0.99

00:39:57.000 You know who should have taken a knee?

00:39:58.000 Rudy.

00:39:59.000 Yes, he should have. 0.99

00:40:01.000 Oh, dammit, there we go. 0.99

00:40:02.000 And by Rudy, I mean the towel boy that he should have. 1.00

00:40:04.000 Exactly.

00:40:05.000 Well, he should have taken a knee to be scrubbing that floor with that janitor who taught him all about life.

00:40:09.000 Remember that guy who inspired a movie and is a multi-millionaire because of it now? 0.99

00:40:14.000 Yeah, and every time he gives a motivational speech, he's a dick. 1.00

00:40:17.000 He's kind of a dick. 0.99

00:40:18.000 Everyone's just like, wow, I thought Rudy was going to be really grateful, you know, because he was gifted an opportunity that he didn't deserve. 1.00

00:40:23.000 Turns out he's a real prick! 0.97

00:40:24.000 Yeah, he came to our school and got mad at us out of questions. 1.00

00:40:27.000 Well, he's a perschnickety fellow.

00:40:30.000 He's not Sean Astin at all!

00:40:31.000 He's so funny.

00:40:32.000 He's that angry leprechaun.

00:40:33.000 But this is the problem, though, with the industry.

00:40:35.000 And again, just take this and sort of shrink it down, right?

00:40:37.000 You have this, OK, all of these blue check marks on Twitter, right?

00:40:40.000 These are people who are producers.

00:40:41.000 They're showrunners.

00:40:42.000 Some of them are actors.

00:40:43.000 Some of them are comedians.

00:40:44.000 And they want to make it so that Louis C.K.

00:40:47.000 can't be recognized for his work because of, you know, his indiscretions.

00:40:51.000 And at what point, too, do we want a culture of forgiveness, of some kind of grace?

00:40:55.000 I mean, this is a guy who didn't commit a crime.

00:40:56.000 This is a guy who admitted to it.

00:40:58.000 This is a guy who atoned for his sins.

00:41:00.000 And this is a guy who also happens to be one of the best comedians of all time.

00:41:03.000 At a certain point, do we really want a culture where no one can ever actually, you know, redeem themselves?

00:41:09.000 We don't want any redemption stories.

00:41:11.000 Those are some of the most important stories in life.

00:41:13.000 But let's scale it down.

00:41:14.000 What do you have?

00:41:14.000 You have that, like I said, in comedy clubs.

00:41:16.000 That's why Dave and I, look, big reason that I wasn't doing stand-up, too, for years is because it's big enough but didn't have enough of the resources for security.

00:41:23.000 So Dave and I, we're not doing comedy clubs.

00:41:25.000 That's what we said, you know, Tulsa, Oklahoma, I think you can bring it up, May 14th, lightoffcreditor.com slash tour.

00:41:30.000 We just go to a venue and we take care of the rest.

00:41:33.000 You guys show up because no one can cancel it.

00:41:36.000 You don't like it?

00:41:37.000 Don't show up.

00:41:37.000 You wanna watch the show?

00:41:39.000 Buy a ticket, go watch the show.

00:41:41.000 But that can't be done for people who are starting from the bottom now.

00:41:44.000 I don't know how that works unless you play ball when people at the top...

00:41:48.000 are really sort of applying this kind of pressure, not just to producers, not just to the Grammys, but to managers, agents, bookers, right?

00:41:57.000 Venue owners.

00:41:59.000 It's really concerning.

00:42:00.000 Well, it's not even just the YouTube or Twitter or social media or outlets, managers, agents, all that you just said.

00:42:06.000 It's servers.

00:42:07.000 It's people who run websites saying, you can't even have your own personal website because we're not going to allow you to have a store here.

00:42:12.000 We're not going to allow you to sell this stuff on the internet.

00:42:14.000 Yeah, like us!

00:42:15.000 Shopify!

00:42:15.000 Shopify banned us, the Latter-Earth Crowder shop.

00:42:17.000 They didn't even give us a reason!

00:42:19.000 They just said, we're just gonna get rid of it.

00:42:21.000 We're like, well, why?

00:42:22.000 We don't sell the socialism.

00:42:23.000 Amazon Web Services, they will kick you off as well.

00:42:26.000 So every single company, they're taking away every possibility that you have to make a living other than getting back out on the road and hoping a club manager will let you perform, even though you're a superstar.

00:42:35.000 And I'm not saying it to be martyr, you can go buy the merch.

00:42:37.000 We were just, we were very surprised.

00:42:38.000 It's like, hey, Shopify decided to kick you off. 1.00

00:42:42.000 I said, you're bullshitting! 0.98

00:42:43.000 It doesn't make any sense, though. 0.98

00:42:44.000 They were just like, well, we don't like the shirts.

00:42:46.000 But where do you start at the bottom?

00:42:47.000 That's a good question.

00:42:48.000 If we both started in, what, I was 20, you were around there?

00:42:51.000 I was 12 when I started acting, I was 17, 18 when I started doing stand-up.

00:42:55.000 So if you were born at that time, I guess it would be, what, 2000-whatever-4?

00:43:00.000 Yeah, 2004.

00:43:01.000 I'm not a mathematician.

00:43:02.000 I'm not a biologist.

00:43:03.000 It would be 2005, 2006, yeah.

00:43:05.000 Yeah, who would you even look up to?

00:43:07.000 Like, would you even want to do it?

00:43:08.000 Right.

00:43:08.000 I can't imagine who you would, like, I looked up to people like DePaulo, who was here the other day, like, people that were extremely edgy.

00:43:15.000 I can't imagine who you would look up to now. 0.99

00:43:17.000 Well, you can do the fake edgy, you know, you can do the Amy Schumer, you know, like, your vagina smells like a barnyard animal. 1.00

00:43:21.000 People go, ooh, she's brave, or Nanette, but if you actually say something, you know, that's a sacred cow, like, you can't say, you can't say that, uh, that biological males are not, that they can't menstruate. 0.99

00:43:33.000 What?

00:43:34.000 You saw that ad too, huh? 1.00

00:43:36.000 There are tampons where they're selling tampons for giant, fat transgenders. 1.00

00:43:41.000 What are you selling, a climbing rope? 0.98

00:43:42.000 Yeah, I thought there was a tampon commercial where a kid was having his first period, a boy.

00:43:47.000 But I guess it was a joke, but now I'm still not sure.

00:43:49.000 Well, you can't be sure now.

00:43:51.000 I'm only sure about one thing.

00:43:53.000 After that comment, you'll never win a Grammy.

00:43:54.000 Now!

00:43:55.000 Oh no!

00:43:55.000 Moving on.

00:43:57.000 What am I gonna do? 1.00

00:44:00.000 Should I be a pretentious jerk? 1.00

00:44:01.000 You're totally safe. 1.00

00:44:02.000 I don't even know.

00:44:04.000 Well, Nate Bargatze was up for one, white privilege.

00:44:06.000 I mean, it's unbelievable. 0.75

00:44:08.000 Just all these white men. 0.81

00:44:10.000 You can't find, if you look at the top grossing comedians of all time, nary a black man to be found.

00:44:15.000 I don't even know who I would name.

00:44:17.000 Right now it would be Kevin Hart.

00:44:19.000 And then, of course, all-time would probably have Dave Chappelle.

00:44:21.000 You'd have all-time as far as recognized as the best.

00:44:23.000 You'd have Richard Pryor.

00:44:24.000 Eddie Murphy.

00:44:24.000 Eddie Murphy was definitely the top grossing comedian for a long, long time.

00:44:28.000 I mean, look, it's one of those things.

00:44:30.000 If you're funny, you're funny.

00:44:31.000 It used to be if you're funny, you're funny.

00:44:32.000 Now they Well, they try and cancel you, or they actually physically slap you, Will Smith.

00:44:38.000 Think about that!

00:44:39.000 That was a physical manifestation of what the left wants.

00:44:41.000 The left wants to cancel Louis C.K., and what I mean by that is they want to remove his ability to be recognized for his talent, for his art with a Grammy, and then, if you tell a joke that they really don't like, they also justify physically slapping you, because they say that words are violence too.

00:44:56.000 Also, should you choose to not use your words, silence is violence.

00:44:59.000 So you know what?

00:45:00.000 We'll say whatever we want. 0.99

00:45:00.000 Screw you. 0.99

00:45:01.000 And if you want to try and come slap us, we've got something for you. 1.00

00:45:04.000 And by that I mean security with guns.

00:45:04.000 Yes.

00:45:06.000 Turn the other cheek?

00:45:07.000 Is that what you meant?

00:45:08.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:45:09.000 Turn the other cheek.

00:45:11.000 By that I mean I'll turn their cheek around their head like The Exorcist.

00:45:15.000 Okay.

00:45:16.000 Smash that like button, by the way, if you're on YouTube.

00:45:17.000 It helps with the algorithm and it also really grinds Stephen Colbert's gears.

00:45:24.000 Speaking of non-midi, that's non-comedy, get it?

00:45:27.000 Non-midi.

00:45:28.000 It's not as good as Claptor, but I'm trying to make it a thing.

00:45:31.000 I don't think Claptor counts when they have to hit a button.

00:45:35.000 Because it doesn't even take the effort to get people to, like the pandering doesn't even work.

00:45:35.000 Right.

00:45:39.000 They have to be like, clap.

00:45:39.000 No.

00:45:41.000 Well, they actually do these shot callers now.

00:45:43.000 They're like, put this collar on for it, and they zap you if you don't.

00:45:46.000 The crowd animator, when you think about Stephen Colbert, the crowd animator who has to tell people to laugh, he had less work to do on the set of According to Jim.

00:45:56.000 I don't know if that's true.

00:46:00.000 It's about, and that show is about as entertaining as Chlamydia.

00:46:03.000 Well, Chlamydia, at least you enjoyed getting it. 1.00

00:46:05.000 At least it makes you feel something.

00:46:08.000 Burns!

00:46:11.000 Let's go to the border.

00:46:12.000 Let's go south to the border.

00:46:14.000 Hey, where Louis C.K.

00:46:15.000 is from.

00:46:16.000 Oh, there you go.

00:46:17.000 White privilege.

00:46:19.000 Louis C.K., just claim you're seeking asylum.

00:46:21.000 Done.

00:46:21.000 Checkmate.

00:46:22.000 Yeah, I'm seeking asylum.

00:46:24.000 Yes. 1.00

00:46:25.000 So, screw you. 1.00

00:46:27.000 They won't know what to do. 1.00

00:46:28.000 What's worse?

00:46:33.000 I don't know how the hierarchy works.

00:46:34.000 I don't know how to think. 0.91

00:46:35.000 Their heads just explode.

00:46:37.000 What will people like me more for?

00:46:40.000 Or what will they hate me the least amount for?

00:46:43.000 I don't know anymore. 1.00

00:46:44.000 I should just kill myself. 0.99

00:46:45.000 Of course, I would never advocate that. 1.00

00:46:47.000 No, ever.

00:46:48.000 Ever.

00:46:49.000 Though there is a special I think that we're running at Trotter Shop on shotgun tow triggers.

00:46:54.000 Yeah, just saying.

00:46:55.000 I mean, if you got a toe.

00:46:56.000 We also have a pre-tied noose.

00:46:58.000 Yeah, that's pretty good.

00:47:00.000 We also have- Take the guesswork out of it for you.

00:47:01.000 We have bottle-o-pills.

00:47:05.000 It's just a roll of dice.

00:47:07.000 No, this is true.

00:47:08.000 We have a wrist opener.

00:47:08.000 Thought of it.

00:47:09.000 Yep, we do.

00:47:09.000 We have a nice wrist opener.

00:47:11.000 It's like a can opener, but you don't use it on a can.

00:47:13.000 We have one that's really nice.

00:47:14.000 It's like the Pinterest wrist opener that you put on the wall next to the fridge, so it's just always there.

00:47:19.000 Does it have like some pithy comment?

00:47:21.000 We have a private meet-and-greet with Courtney Love.

00:47:24.000 Yes, a little snarky line.

00:47:26.000 You can do a ride-along with Suge Knight.

00:47:31.000 No, walk along.

00:47:32.000 He rides you off.

00:47:33.000 Yeah, well, it's more of a pickup.

00:47:34.000 You stand on the corner, he picks you up.

00:47:35.000 Now, Friday, let's go south of the border here.

00:47:38.000 Friday, former Vice President Joe Biden, right, the administration, I guess I should say, announced that it would be ending pandemic-related restrictions on immigration.

00:47:46.000 Ah.

00:47:46.000 So let me explain to you what this means.

00:47:48.000 There was something called Title 42, okay?

00:47:50.000 Under that policy, border officials could get rid of, they could expel, they could deport illegal immigrants, predicated on the need of public health grounds.

00:47:57.000 Right.

00:47:57.000 Now, I'm not saying That COVID should change our immigration policy.

00:48:03.000 I think it should remain relatively stable and that you sign the guest book.

00:48:07.000 Yeah?

00:48:09.000 That's it.

00:48:09.000 That's the policy.

00:48:10.000 That's the policy.

00:48:11.000 Just end the policy.

00:48:12.000 Revolving door back.

00:48:13.000 Right.

00:48:13.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:48:15.000 Or really what you do is they jump over the wall and they land in the trebuchet that just boom.

00:48:20.000 So that's my belief.

00:48:22.000 That being said, it would be hard for the left, it would be hard to try and make the claim that it's a tenable position, that COVID happened and so you weren't going to shut down the border based on public health grounds.

00:48:34.000 Right?

00:48:34.000 It would be very hard to say this is the worst pandemic that we've ever seen.

00:48:36.000 We're going to shut down your business.

00:48:39.000 We're going to shut down your ability to make a living.

00:48:41.000 But we're not going to do anything about people coming in, coming through the border, you know, untested. 0.99

00:48:46.000 We have no idea.

00:48:47.000 So in other words, this would have been appropriate for the left.

00:48:51.000 They're ending that on the public health grounds.

00:48:53.000 They're saying we're not going to do that anymore because that's them saying COVID is no longer a thing.

00:48:56.000 So when you see someone wearing a mask alone walking down a sidewalk after your belly laugh, be sure to let them know that this administration has said that's not a thing anymore.

00:49:08.000 You don't have to.

00:49:08.000 I was at WrestleMania this weekend, and when I just saw people in masks, it's like, what are you doing?

00:49:14.000 Like, if you're gonna get COVID, it's here.

00:49:15.000 Stop.

00:49:16.000 Just smell these fans.

00:49:22.000 You're not helping.

00:49:23.000 It's like someone trying to keep making Crocs a thing.

00:49:26.000 It's like, it's not gonna be a thing.

00:49:27.000 No, it's just you.

00:49:28.000 It's just offensive.

00:49:29.000 It's just you, Stelter.

00:49:30.000 And I don't use that word very often.

00:49:32.000 No, it is offensive.

00:49:33.000 So they're going to stop enforcing this under Title 42.

00:49:35.000 Okay, so border arrivals is a nice term, expected to go from 5.9 thousand about per day to 18,000.

00:49:42.000 Oh, so that's more.

00:49:44.000 Per day, yeah.

00:49:45.000 It's a multiple.

00:49:46.000 It's because they have CNN down there and they're like, all right, gates are open, boys.

00:49:49.000 Let's head north.

00:49:51.000 We got votings over here.

00:49:53.000 Well, that's about what we're going to get to.

00:49:55.000 And this is important as we're dealing with Ukraine-Russia, where people are talking about a nation's right to be sovereign, right?

00:50:00.000 Ukraine.

00:50:00.000 United States, let's not talk about that.

00:50:02.000 So under President Donald Trump, unauthorized illegal immigration numbers, they dipped to a 10-year low.

00:50:08.000 A 10-year low.

00:50:10.000 Now, when we say we're no longer going to enforce this and we're going to triple the numbers, based on not implementing the policies of Title 42, who do you think this is going to affect?

00:50:20.000 Well, it's not going to affect Joe Biden.

00:50:21.000 Just like increasing taxes only on those people making more than $400,000 a year.

00:50:25.000 How much does a president make?

00:50:26.000 $400,000 a year?

00:50:26.000 Got it!

00:50:27.000 I thought you picked that out of thin air.

00:50:29.000 This isn't going to affect them.

00:50:30.000 It's going to affect mainly those living in border states.

00:50:32.000 And guess what?

00:50:33.000 The plebs aren't too happy. 1.00

00:50:35.000 The announcement Title 42 will end in May has many, like Governor Ducey, fearing that number will jump tenfold.

00:50:42.000 It's something that Americans don't think that we should have an open borders policy.

00:50:47.000 And that is the policy of the Biden administration.

00:50:50.000 And all they do is make it more wide open.

00:50:52.000 Both of Arizona's senators say ending Title 42 without a plan puts Arizona communities and migrants at risk.

00:51:00.000 Senator Sinema was in Yuma recently, where she received the latest update on what she refers to as the border crisis.

00:51:07.000 Now keep in mind, some of that footage was from Arizona.

00:51:09.000 Yeah.

00:51:10.000 Now a swing state.

00:51:11.000 We'll get back to that.

00:51:12.000 So Joe Biden, former Vice President Joe Biden, wants to make every state a border state.

00:51:17.000 Let me give you some evidence.

00:51:19.000 All references available at LotOathCutter.com.

00:51:20.000 So last year, the New York Post, you know, frequently banned by Twitter for breaking

00:51:24.000 stories that are accurate, like Hunter Biden, they reported the Biden administration was

00:51:29.000 supposedly flying underage immigrants from Texas to places like Jacksonville and Westchester,

00:51:34.000 New York.

00:51:35.000 Well, that's a good place.

00:51:36.000 Yeah.

00:51:37.000 Well, it doesn't make sense.

00:51:38.000 Why Westchester, New York?

00:51:39.000 Well, now it appears that these flights to New York, they've continued, they've started

00:51:41.000 back up and also places like Houston, Oklahoma City, by the way, will be in Tulsa May 14th.

00:51:46.000 This all comes right now on the back of a record number.

00:51:50.000 a record number of what they classify as border encounters.

00:51:53.000 So in 2019, it was 977,000.

00:51:55.000 We're not including the 2020 numbers because things were just obviously very different.

00:51:59.000 They dipped because of the pandemic.

00:52:02.000 2021, 1.7 million.

00:52:03.000 That's almost a double.

00:52:05.000 That's first year of Joe.

00:52:06.000 Yeah, and just in 2022 when they last registered the numbers 836,000 and that's with them having

00:52:10.000 been lowered and now those numbers are going to be tripling on a daily basis.

00:52:14.000 So under former Vice President Biden about 2 million illegal immigrants have entered

00:52:20.000 the country.

00:52:21.000 The estimates are 7 million by midterms.

00:52:24.000 Is that what the Democrats want?

00:52:25.000 I know, it's unbelievable.

00:52:26.000 here because they want you to go like, hey look the house just passed legalizing weed and you're like oh I'm gonna

00:52:30.000 vote for them.

00:52:31.000 7 million, 7 million illegal immigrants by midterms.

00:52:35.000 Still no ID required in most states to vote, is that what the Democrats want? 1.00

00:52:39.000 Stop with your Aryan Brotherhood racist bullshit. 1.00

00:52:41.000 I know it's unbelievable. 1.00

00:52:42.000 For crying out loud.

00:52:43.000 I'm tired of you handing out pamphlets all over the office.

00:52:45.000 And stop showing your chest tattoo to Elliot Goulding.

00:52:49.000 Yeah he's really upset.

00:52:50.000 Yeah.

00:52:51.000 That means, by the way, by the 2024 election, if you continue at this rate, that would be 20 million.

00:52:56.000 20 million.

00:52:57.000 Again, if they had their way, if there are no checks and balances, that would be a 6% population increase.

00:53:03.000 A 6% population increase.

00:53:04.000 Keep in mind, a lot of these swing states Even Nevada, that wouldn't have been considered a swing state.

00:53:10.000 Certainly Arizona, significantly less than 6% of the population.

00:53:14.000 You're talking about a margin of sometimes 1% when it relates to the vote.

00:53:17.000 You're talking about maybe half a percentage point.

00:53:19.000 That is a 20 million, consider it the most popular president of all time.

00:53:24.000 The media tells you that he has received 80 something million votes.

00:53:26.000 20 million would be significant in that number.

00:53:29.000 And of course these people are going, you're buying votes.

00:53:32.000 Twenty million people, you bring them in, and of course then it's like, well, you know, you can just say, can I vote?

00:53:37.000 Well, I don't know, we don't have ID because that would be racist. 1.00

00:53:39.000 And black people are like, you bullshitting! 1.00

00:53:41.000 Because they all want voter ID, we've given you the statistics. 1.00

00:53:43.000 Right.

00:53:43.000 And the left right now is saying, oh, you're not allowing asylum seekers, because what this rule did is said, we don't care why you're coming right now because of the pandemic, we're not allowing you to come in.

00:53:51.000 Right.

00:53:52.000 What you do when you request asylum is you are supposed to be there until that decision is made, whether it's for or against.

00:54:00.000 You know what they do right now?

00:54:01.000 They catch and they release.

00:54:03.000 Yes.

00:54:03.000 Right?

00:54:04.000 1.5 million as of now waiting.

00:54:06.000 That's four to six years until you get a phone call that says, okay, your hearing's ready.

00:54:10.000 You know how many people actually show up?

00:54:12.000 Not a whole lot.

00:54:12.000 Yeah, not a whole lot.

00:54:13.000 Oh, I moved.

00:54:14.000 I didn't get the notice.

00:54:15.000 I'm so sorry.

00:54:15.000 I changed my number.

00:54:17.000 I changed my gender.

00:54:20.000 That's not me.

00:54:21.000 That was Carlos. 0.99

00:54:23.000 I am Carlos now, and that person has a penis, and I don't, so don't deadname me. 0.99

00:54:29.000 I'm going to vote. 0.99

00:54:30.000 I'm Juanita. 0.99

00:54:31.000 I am Juanita, and I had sex with Arnold Schwarzenegger. 0.98

00:54:35.000 Yes, I did. 0.98

00:54:36.000 Look at my baby.

00:54:37.000 He's a big Mexican Terminator baby. 1.00

00:54:40.000 That's it. 0.97

00:54:40.000 Screen your period. 0.97

00:54:42.000 It's about to get a lot worse.

00:54:43.000 What can we expect from a man who said this about immigration?

00:54:48.000 We should not be locking people up.

00:54:50.000 We should be making sure we change the circumstance, as we did, why they would leave in the first place.

00:54:56.000 And those who come seeking asylum, we should immediately have the capacity to absorb them, keep them safe until they can be heard.

00:55:05.000 That's against the law.

00:55:06.000 If you could, if you wish to answer, should someone who is here without documents, and that is his only A couple of things, by the way.

00:55:13.000 that person be deported? That person should not be the focus of deportation.

00:55:18.000 We should fundamentally change the way we deal with things.

00:55:21.000 Couple of things, by the way. They don't believe in deporting illegal immigrants

00:55:26.000 who are in our prisons, just so you understand.

00:55:29.000 Or sanctuary cities.

00:55:30.000 Sanctuary cities.

00:55:31.000 That your tax money goes to.

00:55:32.000 That your tax money goes to.

00:55:34.000 I think at some point there was something about taxation without representation.

00:55:38.000 At what point do you feel like you no longer have a voice with this government?

00:55:40.000 I can't imagine there's a significant amount of Americans who are paying these people's salary who say, yeah, we should overcrowd our prisons with illegal immigrants because we don't want to be cruel. 0.95

00:55:49.000 Let's keep them here. 0.97

00:55:51.000 So, again, don't let them just try and use that example where they say, no, we shouldn't deport them, that's their only crime.

00:55:55.000 But they don't believe in deporting people if they commit more crimes.

00:55:58.000 That's the leftist policy.

00:56:00.000 Even worse than that, now Democrats strongly supported H.R.1, the For the People Act, which again included automatic voter registration.

00:56:08.000 Ah, 20 million additional.

00:56:09.000 20 million additions.

00:56:11.000 We have this from congress.gov.

00:56:13.000 Automatic registration means a system that registers an individual to vote in elections for federal office in a state by electronically transferring the information necessary for, unless the individual affirmatively declines to be registered, the individual will be registered to vote in such elections.

00:56:26.000 Yeah.

00:56:26.000 By the way, do you know, one, it's illegal if you're not a citizen of this country to be able to do that.

00:56:30.000 But they don't care.

00:56:31.000 No, but that was what they said.

00:56:32.000 They said, no, they won't do it.

00:56:34.000 It's illegal, Gerald.

00:56:34.000 And I'm like, they're here illegally.

00:56:37.000 They've told you on their resume, I will break the law.

00:56:41.000 And who are they registered to vote for?

00:56:44.000 Whoever is handing out the most candy, come on! 0.72

00:56:46.000 Isn't that right?

00:56:47.000 Yeah.

00:56:47.000 Well, because a lot of them are conservative.

00:56:49.000 They would be, to be honest.

00:56:50.000 Yeah, they'd be more conservative, but the problem is they don't necessarily understand the parties at this point.

00:56:54.000 But do they check a box and they're like, just, you know, if you want us to change this, let us know?

00:56:58.000 Right, pretty much.

00:56:59.000 Yeah.

00:56:59.000 You're voting All Democrat, right?

00:57:01.000 Yeah.

00:57:01.000 Right.

00:57:01.000 It's an electronic voting machine.

00:57:02.000 It has facial recognition software for a Latino, and if it tries to go to the Republican box, it goes, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.

00:57:11.000 They're like, A, B, and then what?

00:57:13.000 They're like, C? 0.60

00:57:13.000 You heard him, he said yes. 0.60

00:57:15.000 Yes, yes, he said it as an affirmative response.

00:57:17.000 Yes, good.

00:57:17.000 Check it.

00:57:19.000 Yeah, they're going to not vote because it's illegal.

00:57:21.000 By the way, it doesn't even require a proactive act.

00:57:26.000 Of illegality, as opposed to, you know, crossing the border, right?

00:57:30.000 Having a coyote transport your family.

00:57:31.000 You think that these people, at this point, they're going to break all these laws to get here.

00:57:35.000 I understand because they want to come to the greatest country that's ever existed.

00:57:37.000 Believe me, I get it.

00:57:37.000 Our country is better than Mexico.

00:57:38.000 Mexico sucks. 1.00

00:57:39.000 That's why they want to leave. 1.00

00:57:40.000 However, that doesn't mean that we have to accept everybody.

00:57:42.000 You think they're going to go through all of those proactive steps of crime only to then have to proactively not commit a crime and say, by the way, I don't want to be registered to vote because I am here against the law.

00:57:58.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:57:59.000 The law basically requires you to be registered to vote or out yourself.

00:58:03.000 Yes.

00:58:05.000 It's the worst sting operation ever.

00:58:06.000 It's a brilliant point.

00:58:08.000 If the government just allows the men, it's going to just completely cripple my coyote business.

00:58:13.000 Yeah, well, that's true.

00:58:14.000 Well, you shouldn't be dancing on the bar tops. 0.96

00:58:15.000 Well, I'm ugly. 0.97

00:58:17.000 They're actually saying that... Coyote ugly, so I'm hot. 0.99

00:58:20.000 No, you're not. 0.94

00:58:21.000 That was absolutely terrible.

00:58:22.000 They're actually saying that the drug cartels, they're so sophisticated, they will just tell people to claim asylum, knowing that they'll get released.

00:58:30.000 Right now, four to six years for that trial to come up, the hearing.

00:58:33.000 It will be a decade once you start flooding the system with more people.

00:58:37.000 And guess who that hurts?

00:58:39.000 The video that we saw just a second ago, it always hits me when kids are in those situations, in war or anything like that.

00:58:43.000 Guess who that hurts?

00:58:45.000 Those families because they can't come here legally because of this problem.

00:58:49.000 Exactly.

00:58:49.000 You understand what this does to the system?

00:58:51.000 It hurts people who are trying to come here legally.

00:58:53.000 Yeah.

00:58:53.000 We can know at a certain point we have to close the books and say look we have to deal we have to process the people who we have here and we don't really even know who's here and by the way you know who else this is going to hurt?

00:59:01.000 When you have people coming into this country and again just think of the law H.R.

00:59:04.000 1 right where they would have to proactively say no no no we actually don't want to be registered to vote these people of course many people who come here legally They get to benefit from government services.

00:59:12.000 They get to use our emergency rooms.

00:59:14.000 And since there's no social security number, they just go use the emergency rooms as though it's a general practitioner.

00:59:18.000 Leave. 0.99

00:59:18.000 Never pay a bill. 0.99

00:59:19.000 That's funded by your tax dollars.

00:59:20.000 They get to often use EBT card benefits, welfare benefits.

00:59:24.000 Not all of them, but there are ways around the system.

00:59:26.000 And you now have record high inflation.

00:59:28.000 You have food shortages in the store.

00:59:30.000 And then people who have no dog in the fight, who aren't paying taxes, who are here illegally. 0.99

00:59:33.000 That's a problem for everybody here.

00:59:34.000 So understand this when you vote.

00:59:37.000 HR1.

00:59:38.000 Automatically registers people and of course, former Vice President Biden, he not only approved, he celebrated the passage.

00:59:44.000 Here's him actually stating, he said, I applaud Speaker Pelosi and the House of Representatives for passing H.R.

00:59:49.000 1 and the For the People Act of 2021.

00:59:51.000 So they want to say it's the For the People Act.

00:59:53.000 For some people.

00:59:54.000 They try and say, well, this isn't really going to have the illegal immigrants vote, you know, although we're against voter ID.

00:59:58.000 And by the way, you're automatically registered to vote.

01:00:00.000 You're automatically registered to vote if you're here illegally and they don't want voter ID.

01:00:04.000 That's it.

01:00:04.000 Case closed.

01:00:05.000 They want illegal voting, of course.

01:00:07.000 But here's New York City Councilman Mr. Rodriguez saying the quiet part out loud.

01:00:11.000 A lot of people running for city office.

01:00:15.000 They don't spend time in those communities.

01:00:17.000 Because they see those people as second-class citizens.

01:00:23.000 They deserve to have a voice.

01:00:25.000 We used to allow New Yorkers that were not citizens to vote 150 years ago.

01:00:31.000 And we are starting to change it when new immigrants were coming. 1.00

01:00:35.000 We've made progress since then.

01:00:36.000 They were Irish.

01:00:37.000 They were Italian.

01:00:39.000 They were Jewish.

01:00:40.000 It's me, Esparraco Latino.

01:00:42.000 And for me, it's important that everyone recognize this bill will not dilute the power of anyone.

01:00:50.000 By the way, a couple of things there.

01:00:52.000 First off, not all the Irish and Italians were coming here illegally.

01:00:56.000 Right.

01:00:56.000 They were coming off the boat and they were immediately being processed, right?

01:00:59.000 They weren't trying to evade the authorities in this country.

01:01:02.000 And I believe they were treated as second-class citizens.

01:01:04.000 Yes, I believe they had to deal with some kind of persecution.

01:01:07.000 And the Irish and Italians, I believe, were treated the worst, if I recall.

01:01:11.000 Absolutely.

01:01:11.000 And here's the thing, though.

01:01:12.000 Even when you look back, the Irish mob, compared to MS-13, positively quaint. 1.00

01:01:18.000 They wouldn't be able to get there.

01:01:19.000 Like, what?

01:01:20.000 You're telling me you cut off his head, gouged out his eyes and put it on a turtle and then sent it to the family in the mail?

01:01:25.000 You overnighted it?

01:01:26.000 We were just gonna... We just cut you a little bit.

01:01:29.000 I mean, we would have stopped before the turtle.

01:01:31.000 Yeah, we would have stopped before the turtle.

01:01:32.000 The eyes, I appreciate.

01:01:34.000 I'd appreciate it. 0.99

01:01:34.000 We'd do it after you're dead. 0.99

01:01:35.000 I mean, we're not animals, but... No. 0.94

01:01:37.000 Wait a second.

01:01:37.000 You mean to say that you're trafficking children across the border?

01:01:40.000 And I want to understand, that teardrop tattoo there, that's you advertising all your crimes?

01:01:45.000 Hey, lay low a bit!

01:01:47.000 That's an admission of guilt.

01:01:49.000 What is wrong with you?

01:01:49.000 Like even the IRA when they would claim credit, you know, they'd stay anonymous.

01:01:53.000 You're just telling people, this might as well be a tattoo that reads, take me to prison now.

01:01:58.000 Yes, yes, it makes no sense.

01:02:00.000 Always crying.

01:02:01.000 So here's the big issue.

01:02:02.000 They want, of course, our borders open, because it's cruel to not allow our borders to be open.

01:02:07.000 I think that it's cruel to actually put people into, like you said, these situations where it ends up separating families, where it puts people into a... and it ends up hurting people who actually want to be here legally, who deserve to be here legally, who've worked to actually get their place in the queue.

01:02:21.000 But, okay, if this were consistent, Where if the left were to say, OK, well, look, this is that we don't believe in any kind of borders.

01:02:28.000 We believe in international governments.

01:02:30.000 We don't want a wall.

01:02:31.000 All right.

01:02:32.000 Got it.

01:02:32.000 However, haven't we heard them make the argument about sovereignty and about people being able to protect their own country?

01:02:40.000 It seems like this was the story in the news after COVID and now COVID's not a thing.

01:02:44.000 Yeah.

01:02:44.000 Do we have a clip?

01:02:46.000 That's why President Biden asked me to come here, to underscore our steadfast commitment to Ukraine's sovereignty and territorial integrity.

01:02:53.000 Sovereignty?

01:02:54.000 And it's why we will continue our relentless diplomatic efforts to prevent renewed aggression and to promote dialogue and peace.

01:03:01.000 Let me start by first saying a few words about Russia and Ukraine.

01:03:06.000 I've been absolutely clear with President Putin.

01:03:08.000 He has no misunderstanding.

01:03:10.000 If any, any assembled Russian units move across the Ukrainian border, that is an invasion. 0.72

01:03:16.000 He said that word again.

01:03:17.000 Border?

01:03:17.000 What?

01:03:18.000 But it will be met with severe and coordinated economic response that I've discussed in detail with our allies, as well as laid out very clearly for President Putin.

01:03:28.000 By the way, don't you love how he took his mask after he sat down and started speaking?

01:03:31.000 It's like you could have just walked out without a mask.

01:03:33.000 It's all political theater.

01:03:34.000 It is.

01:03:35.000 Hey, what's a border?

01:03:37.000 If they assemble troops at the border, what is a border?

01:03:39.000 This is the change my mind, right?

01:03:40.000 The Socratic method.

01:03:41.000 Just ask someone, what's a border?

01:03:44.000 And then apply it consistently.

01:03:46.000 They can't do it.

01:03:47.000 It's a completely untenable position.

01:03:48.000 Just like with gender. 0.98

01:03:49.000 We have another one coming up next Monday.

01:03:50.000 I changed my mind with several different students.

01:03:52.000 It's, what's gender?

01:03:54.000 What's sex?

01:03:55.000 And they say, well, sex and gender are different because sex is biological and gender is a societal construct.

01:03:59.000 Which is a very new argument, but it's untenable because you go, okay, are sports separated by societal constructs?

01:04:04.000 Or biology?

01:04:06.000 It's not a tenable position.

01:04:08.000 What's a border?

01:04:09.000 If you apply it to the Ukraine, you have to apply it here. 0.94

01:04:13.000 March 11th, former Vice President Biden signed a $13.9 billion aid package.

01:04:21.000 Six.

01:04:22.000 13.6.

01:04:22.000 Well, I don't know.

01:04:23.000 I'm dyslexic.

01:04:23.000 You said you weren't a math guy.

01:04:25.000 My nines look like sixes.

01:04:27.000 I do the same.

01:04:28.000 Yeah.

01:04:28.000 I was writing upside down.

01:04:30.000 I 66'd a girl.

01:04:31.000 Yeah, me too.

01:04:32.000 I 86'd a girl, but that's because she was going to talk to the fuzz. 0.99

01:04:37.000 I hit it with my 187 Tesla.

01:04:41.000 You know that model's coming out.

01:04:44.000 $13.6 billion in aid to Ukraine.

01:04:47.000 For border security, it seems.

01:04:48.000 For border security.

01:04:49.000 Roughly.

01:04:49.000 By his own words.

01:04:51.000 At the same time, decreasing funding for our own border patrol by $428 million in 2021 alone.

01:04:57.000 Oh, good.

01:04:58.000 How are the mass graves in Ukraine doing, by the way?

01:05:01.000 Really good.

01:05:02.000 He's doing fantastic work.

01:05:03.000 Also cancelled funding for the wall, of course, and in a February letter to Congress he wrote, I have determined that the declaration of a national emergency at our southern border was unwarranted.

01:05:13.000 I also, well by the way, you said emergency, okay, I also have announced that it shall be the policy of my administration that no, and sorry I misspelled, of Kamala Harris's administration, that no more American taxpayer dollars be diverted to construct a border wall.

01:05:28.000 That's right, no no, we should spend billions, billions, billions protecting the border of countries halfway across the globe Well, of course, leaving ours wide open.

01:05:40.000 We shouldn't worry about this.

01:05:41.000 We don't need to have borders here.

01:05:44.000 Imagine no borders.

01:05:45.000 Imagine no countries.

01:05:46.000 Again, imagine nothing to kill or die for.

01:05:49.000 That means nothing to live for.

01:05:50.000 And guess what?

01:05:51.000 Nationalism is pretty damn good.

01:05:53.000 I don't mean ethno-nationalism.

01:05:55.000 Being proud of your country is a pretty damn good thing.

01:05:58.000 You've never had peace exist in this world through some kind of an international globalization or treaty because guess what happens?

01:06:06.000 Someone eventually breaks it.

01:06:07.000 So your best bet is to be a nationalist with the best country.

01:06:12.000 And I'm not saying that America is perfect.

01:06:14.000 With the country that does the least amount of damage.

01:06:16.000 With the country that does the most amount of good.

01:06:18.000 But it's pretty tough to do that or to identify that country if you don't believe in defining countries.

01:06:25.000 That requires a border!

01:06:28.000 Ukraine's a country.

01:06:29.000 Well, they, yeah.

01:06:30.000 United States, it's just a, you know, it's just a, it's more conceptual.

01:06:33.000 Well, don't worry.

01:06:34.000 We're considering giving them another $500 million.

01:06:36.000 I just found out where they got it from, the Border Patrol budget.

01:06:38.000 Yes, yes, exactly.

01:06:38.000 Yeah, there you go.

01:06:39.000 So, yeah.

01:06:39.000 Oh, good.

01:06:40.000 I see how that works now.

01:06:41.000 Thanks, Joe.

01:06:42.000 Someone's head on a turtle in El Paso.

01:06:44.000 I was like, thanks.

01:06:44.000 Great job, Joe.

01:06:45.000 I really appreciate it.

01:06:47.000 In Brooklyn?

01:06:48.000 Yes, in Westchester.

01:06:50.000 Westchester's like, what did we do?

01:06:52.000 There's just some guy in Westchester who's like, they took my thumbs Charlie!

01:06:56.000 Yeah, they took them.

01:06:58.000 Why?

01:06:59.000 Do you owe money?

01:06:59.000 No!

01:07:00.000 I was waiting for a bus!

01:07:02.000 Never open a ketchup packaging!

01:07:03.000 Oh my gums, Charlie!

01:07:06.000 Name that movie line for people who haven't watched Mug Club.

01:07:09.000 Comment below.

01:07:10.000 Name that movie line.

01:07:10.000 Whoever wins it, wins a lock of Gerald's lower back hair.

01:07:15.000 By that I mean upper thigh hair.

01:07:17.000 In that general region.

01:07:19.000 Smash the like button.

01:07:21.000 We're going to play Stephen Knows Sports on Mug Club right now and talk about this a little more in a way we can't talk about on YouTube.

Louder with Crowder - April 04, 2022

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