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00:00:30.000 There are so many cobwebs like my wife's womb. 1.00

00:00:34.000 You're not the first one to say that, Jorge.

00:00:36.000 You're not the first one to say that, Jorge.

00:00:38.000 No.

00:00:40.000 You're not the first one to say that, Jorge.

00:00:47.000 I'm sorry.

00:00:49.000 You're not the first one to say that, Jorge.

00:01:28.000 It's not time to argue.

00:01:30.000 Throw me the bill bars.

00:01:33.000 You have no choice.

00:01:35.000 Hurry! 1.00

00:01:38.000 You stupid f**k! 1.00

00:01:40.000 He's mine now! 1.00

00:01:42.000 Oh no!

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00:01:50.000 Dr. Jones!

00:01:50.000 The competing bar is littered with poison!

00:01:55.000 Well, that's putting it mildly. 0.99

00:01:57.000 He's going to shoot the base! 1.00

00:01:59.000 I'm going to shoot the base! 1.00

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00:02:31.000 D stranger to home That's what I know I can't defy the speedy test of time.

00:03:02.000 Delicious.

00:03:03.000 Delicious sip, but just the right temperature, too, because I mean... Good!

00:03:07.000 My headphone volume... I was just talking with Dave as we were watching that intro.

00:03:10.000 Yeah.

00:03:10.000 If I was run... If I happened to be running from a boulder and there was a face-level spiderweb, I'd... Well, that's just it, and I'd be run over by the boulder.

00:03:16.000 Done.

00:03:18.000 You'd just turn around at the jungle.

00:03:19.000 You're like, that's, I see webs from here.

00:03:21.000 I'd go in just once with a machete and then throw it.

00:03:26.000 And be immediately eaten by snakes.

00:03:29.000 That's better than spiders, kidding you.

00:03:31.000 You know what's funny?

00:03:31.000 By the way, this is before I get to, and have that admonish button ready today because I have something I need to admonish myself for.

00:03:38.000 Not afraid of snakes.

00:03:39.000 Water snakes scare the hell out of me.

00:03:41.000 Yeah, because they don't belong there.

00:03:42.000 They don't belong there.

00:03:43.000 You're not a fish, you're a snake.

00:03:44.000 And they swim like this, with the head up.

00:03:46.000 I don't understand.

00:03:47.000 You're supposed to be horizontal.

00:03:49.000 Pick a lane.

00:03:49.000 Yeah, that's Loch Ness Monster stuff.

00:03:51.000 I don't care for it.

00:03:52.000 Exactly.

00:03:53.000 So I don't know.

00:03:53.000 I don't know what they are.

00:03:54.000 Copperheads?

00:03:54.000 Water moccasins?

00:03:55.000 You guys can let me know.

00:03:56.000 But the point is, I would be fine if we just eliminated every last one. 0.99

00:03:59.000 Today, we are going to be talking about Mitt Romney is a piece of human fecal matter. 0.97

00:04:04.000 And before anything else, Admonish me right now. 0.97

00:04:07.000 Admonish me.

00:04:09.000 I deserve it. 1.00

00:04:10.000 Because I voted for that asshole. 1.00

00:04:14.000 What? 1.00

00:04:16.000 What?

00:04:16.000 Against Barack Obama?

00:04:17.000 Maybe, maybe you need a better one.

00:04:19.000 I'll do it twice.

00:04:21.000 We really messed that up.

00:04:23.000 We were so wrong.

00:04:25.000 But so did the Hodgetwins. 0.84

00:04:26.000 It was the only choice at that point.

00:04:28.000 Hammer Barack Obama.

00:04:30.000 Talk about holding your nose.

00:04:33.000 Had to do it for a while.

00:04:35.000 So my question to you is, is Mitt Romney the worst Republican Is he the worst Republican?

00:04:42.000 That's it.

00:04:43.000 And if not him, who is?

00:04:45.000 And if he's not just the worst overall politician, I don't know.

00:04:48.000 Maybe AOC, but he's just as bad.

00:04:50.000 Because at least I know where I'm standing with AOC.

00:04:53.000 I mean, I don't know where she's looking, but I know where I'm standing, I guess.

00:04:56.000 She's smiling at me!

00:04:58.000 There's two of me!

00:04:59.000 With Mitt Romney, there's never been a single issue on which he hasn't held two positions, so we'll talk about that.

00:05:05.000 Also, I don't know if you know this, but in Florida, we were told they weren't trying to sexualize your kids, and then teachers started quitting en masse because they can no longer sexualize your kids.

00:05:15.000 So, you do the math!

00:05:17.000 But before we move on to any of that, look, if we are not doing a show, if you don't see us here on YouTube, especially when we're discussing, you know, the pedophilia stuff, which is a thing, YouTube doesn't like it, though.

00:05:27.000 You can always go over to Rumble.

00:05:28.000 So Monday through Thursday, 10 a.m.

00:05:30.000 Eastern, we are streaming live.

00:05:33.000 Rumble or Mug Club, we have another hour show today where we are doing a Reddit review of this amazing thread.

00:05:39.000 It's going to be a classic of a man whose transgender girlfriend is taking birth control. 1.00

00:05:45.000 Or once, too.

00:05:47.000 There's a deer, Abby.

00:05:48.000 Oh, boy.

00:05:49.000 Yes.

00:05:50.000 There's a lot of real questions to be asked here.

00:05:52.000 Abby, back in the day, would have responded, Grouse!

00:05:55.000 Ew! 0.98

00:05:56.000 You just hear a gunshot.

00:05:57.000 You're like, is this off the air now?

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00:06:01.000 All right, so before we move on to any of that, Gerald A., how are you, sir?

00:06:04.000 I was better before we had that segment introduced for today.

00:06:07.000 How are you?

00:06:08.000 I'm okay.

00:06:08.000 I've been up since three.

00:06:09.000 Oh, really?

00:06:10.000 Yeah, we had the little ones, and they're doing their whole thing.

00:06:13.000 But it's fine.

00:06:15.000 Yeah, no sleeping.

00:06:16.000 That's fine.

00:06:17.000 It's the little ones.

00:06:18.000 What'd he say?

00:06:19.000 Yes.

00:06:20.000 All right, Joe.

00:06:21.000 And you know, you know him, you love him.

00:06:23.000 I am going to be with him at the Tulsa Ballroom on May 14th in Tulsa, Oklahoma.

00:06:27.000 You can go to ladderworthcrider.com slash tour.

00:06:29.000 The two of us together.

00:06:31.000 There are some tickets left.

00:06:32.000 Very, very few.

00:06:33.000 Very few, which actually sucks because we have a really funny commercial for Tulsa tomorrow.

00:06:38.000 We may just have to cut.

00:06:39.000 Did all that Sam Elliott work for nothing?

00:06:41.000 Dave Landau, how are you, sir?

00:06:42.000 Ahoy, how about you?

00:06:43.000 I'm fine.

00:06:44.000 I love you wearing your Ed Furlong white supremacist jacket.

00:06:46.000 Yes, that's what I do.

00:06:47.000 I got the strange animal, though.

00:06:49.000 There you go.

00:06:51.000 My brother's in jail.

00:06:52.000 Exactly.

00:06:53.000 But the thing is, he does laundry with a black guy, and they bond over... That's how he figures out that he's not racist.

00:06:59.000 He's like, no, there's a guy I met who pretended that a pillowcase was a Klan hand.

00:07:03.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:07:04.000 Oh, that's why you stopped.

00:07:05.000 Oh, okay, that makes sense.

00:07:06.000 You're easily swayed.

00:07:08.000 What was the scene like where you told him about the curb stomp?

00:07:11.000 Yeah, we never got that.

00:07:12.000 That never came up.

00:07:12.000 No, he's like, why are you in here?

00:07:14.000 And I was like, oh, nothing.

00:07:15.000 Nothing.

00:07:15.000 It was just a, it was a, you know, misunderstanding.

00:07:19.000 Embezzlement.

00:07:20.000 Long story short, I beat a guy at basketball, which wouldn't have happened.

00:07:26.000 No, no, I beat him at basketball with, you know, the big guy from My Name is Earl.

00:07:29.000 Yeah.

00:07:31.000 Who's now actually very athletic, but at the time was not.

00:07:35.000 Alright, so before I move on to that, we're going to be talking, well it's almost all gay, because you have, you know, we're talking about the Florida bill, the reaction, and Mitt Romney. 0.70

00:07:42.000 So, and this is the, uh, before that, uh, I've been instructed not to watch this.

00:07:47.000 And this has been circulating everywhere.

00:07:49.000 It's a commercial for Oreos, I believe.

00:07:51.000 And they said, don't watch it!

00:07:53.000 My producers, because they wanted me to watch it on air.

00:07:54.000 This is my life, unfortunately.

00:07:57.000 Sorry.

00:07:58.000 And now yours.

00:07:59.000 Have you seen this yet, Dave?

00:08:01.000 I did.

00:08:01.000 You cheated!

00:08:03.000 You're the kind of guy who peeks at Christmas presents.

00:08:05.000 I found it, actually.

00:08:07.000 Because I was quite stunned.

00:08:09.000 And I had to say, guys, we should show this to Stephen.

00:08:13.000 As you were eating Oreos.

00:08:14.000 I peeked once at a Christmas present and I found out what it was and it ruined... I was like, I never want to do that again.

00:08:18.000 You know what it was?

00:08:18.000 It was a Power Pens with a Z. Do you guys remember those?

00:08:21.000 No.

00:08:21.000 It was like a pen that shoots a dart and mine was supposed to be a spy pen where you could hear people and it would amplify it but instead it was just a bunch of feedback.

00:08:29.000 It didn't work.

00:08:30.000 Well if this was a Christmas present most dads would be like, boy I wish you would have got me something else.

00:08:34.000 Yeah, hey do we still have the Fox?

00:08:35.000 Tell him to play and we'll put him in a fridge out on the curb.

00:08:39.000 One of those classic Kitchen Aids that you can't open from the inside when I lock it.

00:08:44.000 Oh, those aren't good.

00:08:45.000 No, they aren't.

00:08:46.000 No.

00:08:46.000 Big problem in Detroit.

00:08:47.000 Yeah.

00:08:48.000 Alright, so this is a commercial for Oreos.

00:08:50.000 I'm watching it for the first time.

00:08:51.000 Apparently I'm alone in this.

00:08:52.000 Let's see what they're doing.

00:08:57.000 We are all one family.

00:09:01.000 You came from half a planet.

00:09:06.000 Oh no.

00:09:07.000 Are they gonna beat him with that?

00:09:19.000 No.

00:09:21.000 Oh no, I think I know where this is going.

00:09:24.000 I've seen enough Gillette commercials.

00:09:27.000 But...

00:09:28.000 I...

00:09:32.000 love you.

00:09:36.000 Bye.

00:09:40.000 That's nice.

00:09:41.000 I don't get what the fuss is about.

00:09:43.000 So sweet.

00:09:44.000 No.

00:09:45.000 I...

00:09:52.000 I love you.

00:09:56.000 BYE!

00:09:58.000 Arrgh.

00:09:59.000 I think you're ready.

00:10:04.000 Oh no.

00:10:04.000 See, I thought he was talking to her at first.

00:10:06.000 That's what I thought.

00:10:07.000 Nope.

00:10:07.000 That would've been a nice little tale.

00:10:09.000 There's a guest.

00:10:10.000 Look who's coming to dinner.

00:10:12.000 Or guess who's coming to dinner.

00:10:17.000 Eh, not so much.

00:10:18.000 It's the remake of Guess Who for the third time.

00:10:21.000 Right.

00:10:25.000 Oh, I just saw the way that guy walked.

00:10:29.000 I think I know where this is going.

00:10:30.000 It was a little bit of a stelter.

00:10:32.000 Yeah.

00:10:33.000 At least it's directed in the most horrific, like, Korean cinema way. 1.00

00:10:37.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:10:38.000 All of a sudden there's gonna be the host.

00:10:40.000 Yeah.

00:10:42.000 How is this a commercial?

00:10:43.000 What is this?

00:10:43.000 This is a commercial?

00:10:45.000 This is a... Ah, yeah, it's a commercial.

00:10:47.000 A very long commercial.

00:10:48.000 But a short film commercial, as Orios put it.

00:10:51.000 ♪♪ Good old humsing.

00:11:07.000 You need that.

00:11:08.000 That's the best song ever.

00:11:15.000 Coming out doesn't just happen once.

00:11:18.000 What the f... Okay.

00:11:19.000 Yeah.

00:11:21.000 Oreo.

00:11:23.000 When you're hiding what's on the inside.

00:11:25.000 My gosh.

00:11:26.000 Right.

00:11:27.000 Oreo.

00:11:27.000 Because we're cream-filled.

00:11:29.000 Yes.

00:11:31.000 I know that that's a low blow. 0.99

00:11:33.000 It would be a more appropriate commercial for Bob Dole to be literally screwing his 90-year-old wife. 1.00

00:11:39.000 Viagra! 0.99

00:11:42.000 It's the twist.

00:11:42.000 It could just be two men railing each other and then it's just like pop tarts.

00:11:47.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:11:50.000 And then it's just, you know, it's like another guy joins in, like, Pop-Tart Mini-Bites!

00:11:54.000 I've just never been at the store and been like, excuse me, are these E.L.

00:11:57.000 Fudge's LGBTQ friendly? 1.00

00:11:59.000 Right, yeah.

00:12:00.000 Your frosted mini-wheats?

00:12:01.000 I'm the wheat side!

00:12:02.000 And I'm the queer side!

00:12:04.000 Ah!

00:12:05.000 Oh, wow, good.

00:12:05.000 I can support this.

00:12:08.000 Excuse me, are these Oreos, do they like gays? 1.00

00:12:12.000 You know, I'm sorry, what? 0.90

00:12:13.000 The Oreos, do they like gay people? 1.00

00:12:16.000 Could you get out of my store? 0.98

00:12:17.000 Hold on, let me pull, there's gotta be, hey, anyone here gay? 0.99

00:12:21.000 Yeah, do you like Oreos? 0.99

00:12:22.000 Might as well slap it right on my hips.

00:12:23.000 This is false advertising.

00:12:25.000 They don't like these.

00:12:26.000 Yeah, make sure you get the name brand Oreos.

00:12:28.000 The off-brands hate queers. 1.00

00:12:31.000 Yes. The Westboros. Yeah. You drown them in milk. You don't just dip them, you hold them down for 60 seconds. Exactly.

00:12:45.000 You drag them up. It's an Oreo. Stop! Stop! So terrible. So terrible. Westboros. Honey nut Westboros. Now they would

00:12:59.000 have a problem with the color of the Oreos.

00:13:01.000 as well.

00:13:03.000 Okay, that's right.

00:13:04.000 Fine.

00:13:04.000 No more Oreos.

00:13:05.000 Advertising.

00:13:06.000 Oreos used to be the close to perfect cookie.

00:13:08.000 Will you guys no longer buy Oreos?

00:13:10.000 Does Daily Wire need to start a $100 million cookie company?

00:13:13.000 Yes.

00:13:14.000 An anti-Oreo company.

00:13:15.000 I don't even care.

00:13:16.000 I like Oreos.

00:13:19.000 We're just pandering.

00:13:20.000 That's what I hate about all these corporations. 0.99

00:13:22.000 If it wasn't hip to be gay, you wouldn't be doing it. 1.00

00:13:26.000 No, not at all. 0.99

00:13:27.000 It's pandering nonsense.

00:13:28.000 Where were you guys 20 years ago?

00:13:30.000 Seriously.

00:13:30.000 I don't remember the AIDS epidemic 1985 Oreos, do you?

00:13:35.000 Just follow your sores!

00:13:36.000 Yes.

00:13:37.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:13:37.000 Show me your Saudi Arabia commercials.

00:13:39.000 I'd love to see if it transitions over there.

00:13:42.000 Count Choculo's just Magic Johnson, just losing like 90 pounds.

00:13:45.000 Yeah, he's just like, barely, like holding on to the cereal bowl.

00:13:51.000 Frosted Philadelphia Flakes.

00:13:53.000 Okay.

00:13:55.000 Where's Frankenberry?

00:13:57.000 Oh, he's not on the talk show.

00:13:58.000 He died.

00:13:59.000 He was waiting on some drugs that never came.

00:14:01.000 It was a long, painful death.

00:14:03.000 It was drawn out.

00:14:04.000 He can't figure it out.

00:14:05.000 All of his friends are dying, too.

00:14:06.000 Toucan Sam is just following his nose to Mexico to get the real cocktail.

00:14:09.000 Jared Leto's.

00:14:12.000 All right.

00:14:14.000 Gosh.

00:14:15.000 Well, that's good.

00:14:15.000 I'm just glad that we all know what cookies are for crying out loud.

00:14:19.000 I just can't believe that this is... Well, I can't believe it.

00:14:21.000 Yeah, totally can.

00:14:22.000 And then people act like you're crazy that you think they're trying to sexualize everything.

00:14:28.000 Yeah, it's a cookie.

00:14:29.000 Yeah, it's a cookie.

00:14:30.000 I just... I mean, it should... There shouldn't be any sexual... I didn't know that gays weren't allowed to buy Oreos!

00:14:35.000 No, I've always... Is there someone just blocking them out? 0.86

00:14:37.000 Like, no, no, no, no!

00:14:38.000 And then finally they were like, all right, we like you now.

00:14:42.000 Here's just the official policy of Albertsons.

00:14:44.000 If they saw a gay man buying Oreos, take that dividing bar. 1.00

00:14:47.000 Hey, these aren't for you. 1.00

00:14:51.000 Get your hands off those cookies. 1.00

00:14:53.000 The Astro Glide's aisle's over there, sir.

00:14:56.000 I think I know your kind.

00:14:57.000 All right.

00:14:58.000 The bananas are over there.

00:14:59.000 You might want to pick up some condoms for your deviant lifestyle.

00:15:02.000 Yes, exactly.

00:15:04.000 Also, I don't know the directions to the bathhouse.

00:15:07.000 Fauci, where's the bathhouse?

00:15:09.000 So here's an update.

00:15:10.000 Yesterday we talked about this Elon Musk, a 9% stake in Twitter, which makes him the largest shareholder.

00:15:18.000 And we have an update that as of this morning, he's also taken a seat on the board of directors.

00:15:24.000 Yeah.

00:15:25.000 Taken a seat on the board.

00:15:26.000 I love how Barack here... Taken is the right word.

00:15:29.000 Yeah.

00:15:30.000 He just, there was that, what's her name?

00:15:31.000 That Shirav Virjani, that lady whose name sounds like the lady parts who was on Joe Rogan.

00:15:36.000 Oh yeah.

00:15:37.000 Does it tick him?

00:15:38.000 Looks free!

00:15:39.000 Oh, it's mine now.

00:15:40.000 We should get a longer table.

00:15:43.000 It turns out I own this place.

00:15:44.000 So weird.

00:15:46.000 Flame throws a table.

00:15:48.000 Greed is good.

00:15:49.000 So he was welcomed enthusiastically by Twitter CEO Parag Agrawali, and he said, I'm excited to share that we're appointing Elon Musk to our board.

00:15:57.000 Through conversations with Elon in recent weeks, it became clear to us that he would bring great value to our board.

00:16:04.000 No, Elon chimed in.

00:16:05.000 He did?

00:16:06.000 Yeah.

00:16:06.000 Publicly.

00:16:08.000 Which I like.

00:16:09.000 It's like when Jeff Goldblum in Life Aquatic walks over and spanks Bill Murray's dog.

00:16:13.000 Yes.

00:16:16.000 Elon Musk responded, looking forward to working with Parag and Twitterboard to make significant improvements to Twitter in coming months.

00:16:23.000 I like how he tweets like he's Latka from Taxi. 1.00

00:16:26.000 Yes.

00:16:27.000 Oh my gosh.

00:16:27.000 Just to add that extra level.

00:16:30.000 Thank you very much.

00:16:31.000 Yeah.

00:16:32.000 So do you think Peroxx seriously had a conversation where they were like, yeah, Elon's going

00:16:35.000 to be great.

00:16:36.000 We have to put him on the board.

00:16:37.000 Well, this will allow him to have an active role, by the way, in things like, you know,

00:16:40.000 the banned user accounts, tweets that have been suspended, or for example, you know,

00:16:43.000 when there are all those death threats made against me, people posting my address and

00:16:47.000 posting my address on Twitter, like, no, we'll leave it up.

00:16:50.000 I don't understand the rules.

00:16:52.000 No, no, no.

00:16:52.000 You're not supposed to.

00:16:53.000 So he should actually have some... Well, he should have the ability to influence policies at Twitter.

00:16:59.000 Yeah.

00:17:00.000 I don't know if he will.

00:17:03.000 I'm hoping he's that guy.

00:17:04.000 That guy who gets power and actually does something good with it.

00:17:06.000 He seems like it so far.

00:17:07.000 Yes, he does.

00:17:08.000 Yeah. 0.97

00:17:09.000 And of course, the gay shtapo, the left, they're furious. 0.99

00:17:15.000 Especially your favorite guy. 0.98

00:17:16.000 Mr. Robert Reich.

00:17:17.000 Robert Reich.

00:17:18.000 I'm not going to say Reich or Rishi.

00:17:20.000 Clearly threatened, I guess, by what this may mean.

00:17:22.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:17:23.000 What could possibly go wrong with an oligarch determining what constitutes free speech?

00:17:27.000 Don't you love how we went from the left, you always use these arguments, we would talk about YouTube or Facebook or Twitter, for example, with the New York Post story, or us quoting the CDC being banned.

00:17:37.000 It's a private company, they can do what they want.

00:17:38.000 Now they're like, this is too important to be in the hands of oligarchs!

00:17:43.000 So only Elon Musk is the oligarch?

00:17:45.000 Yeah, and by the way, his version of free speech is, hey, stop banning stuff.

00:17:49.000 Right.

00:17:49.000 So maybe we'll start there.

00:17:50.000 Yeah, his version of free speech is actually called free speech.

00:17:53.000 Yeah, it's pretty crazy.

00:17:54.000 You should look it up.

00:17:54.000 Sort of like his version of green policy, his version of, you know, renewable energy was actually creating products that people wanted, as opposed to forcing and mandating, like California, which he had to leave.

00:18:06.000 Think about that for a second.

00:18:09.000 That'd be like a Nazi being like, I guess I have no place in Deutschland anymore.

00:18:13.000 No.

00:18:15.000 I miss you.

00:18:18.000 I'll have to go over to America. 0.96

00:18:20.000 The trains start running on time. 0.98

00:18:24.000 I am the loneliest Nazi in the world. 1.00

00:18:31.000 No home, no more Jews. 1.00

00:18:35.000 No chamber to pull the switch. 0.98

00:18:38.000 I will miss you, Germany.

00:18:43.000 Exactly.

00:18:46.000 I look forward to seeing this stuff.

00:18:46.000 I just can't believe that Elon Musk had to leave California.

00:18:48.000 In other words, if green policies worked, come on, it would be Shankar Lah for someone like an Elon Musk.

00:18:55.000 And he's just like, wow, we really, I cannot do this in California.

00:18:58.000 You should love his success, but Robert Reich and those guys only want it to be successful if it comes from the government or mildly successful.

00:19:05.000 The minute you start making a ton of money off of something and going gangbusters with it, they're like, oh, you're part of the problem now.

00:19:11.000 Unless you're in the government.

00:19:13.000 You don't want me to be a part of the team.

00:19:14.000 Well, it's because capitalism and the Constitution is a real problem for these people.

00:19:14.000 Got it.

00:19:18.000 It really is.

00:19:19.000 Well, they openly hate it.

00:19:20.000 That's what they're talking about.

00:19:20.000 Like, oh, the Founding Fathers were racist.

00:19:22.000 Here's one thing, too.

00:19:23.000 When people try and say, we're just as American as you are.

00:19:26.000 No, no, hold on a second.

00:19:27.000 But you're talking about wanting to break down institutions and norms.

00:19:31.000 Well, that's because it's patriarchy.

00:19:33.000 Well, okay, but let's just say that that's, let's assume that that's true and it's not.

00:19:36.000 White supremacy, patriarchy.

00:19:37.000 Okay, fine. 0.81

00:19:38.000 Well, guess what?

00:19:39.000 Those are the institutions of this country.

00:19:41.000 So let's assume that they're all bad.

00:19:42.000 And of course they're not.

00:19:43.000 But if we use your argument, you still hate this country.

00:19:47.000 There's no way around it.

00:19:48.000 I just want to improve it.

00:19:49.000 Not if you want to fundamentally change what makes this country.

00:19:52.000 It's like, I like Oreos.

00:19:53.000 Really?

00:19:53.000 I just think it should be chocolate chip cookies.

00:19:55.000 Well, you don't like Oreos!

00:19:56.000 Yeah.

00:19:56.000 I love the constitution except for, you know, serious parts of it.

00:19:59.000 Yeah.

00:19:59.000 I just want to change most of it.

00:20:00.000 Namely the main points of it.

00:20:02.000 Yeah!

00:20:03.000 You know, there's stuff that makes this country great.

00:20:05.000 I just want to get rid of that part.

00:20:06.000 Yeah, let's just move that stuff out.

00:20:08.000 They're like, well, if you look at the comma on the Second Amendment and the right to bear arms, okay, so what's your solution?

00:20:11.000 No right to own guns whatsoever.

00:20:13.000 Oh! 0.60

00:20:13.000 Okay, that seems a little more extreme. 0.60

00:20:15.000 How about free speech there?

00:20:18.000 Not entirely sure.

00:20:18.000 Not so much.

00:20:19.000 So, here's another story before we get to Mitt Romney, and this is going to be fun.

00:20:23.000 A six-year-old man received, this was in Germany.

00:20:26.000 Sixty.

00:20:26.000 That's what he just said.

00:20:27.000 He said six.

00:20:28.000 He didn't say six.

00:20:29.000 I was trying to be helpful.

00:20:30.000 I heard six.

00:20:32.000 Can we admonish him?

00:20:33.000 There's no such thing as a six-year-old man, just like there's no such thing as a six-year-old transgender. 0.97

00:20:37.000 That's the whole point of me saying 60! 0.89

00:20:41.000 Thank you for making my point.

00:20:44.000 Six-year-old transgender.

00:20:45.000 We'll get to that.

00:20:45.000 There's no such thing as a six-year-old transgender.

00:20:47.000 If you can't consent to sex, and you shouldn't, you can't consent to sexual reassignment surgery. 0.89

00:20:53.000 Period.

00:20:53.000 Okay?

00:20:55.000 Done.

00:20:57.000 Alright, a 60 year old man received up to 90 injections of the COVID vaccine in order to sell fake vaccine cards with real batch numbers.

00:21:13.000 So you have to appreciate his commitment.

00:21:14.000 Yeah, I mean, they're not even really fake cards.

00:21:17.000 No, not at that point.

00:21:17.000 They're just straight up real.

00:21:18.000 I mean, there's some buy-in.

00:21:19.000 Yeah.

00:21:20.000 At that point, you just let him have the card.

00:21:21.000 I mean, he's doing Satan's work.

00:21:25.000 So 90 injections.

00:21:26.000 You know what the worst part is?

00:21:27.000 91 injections, 90 seconds free.

00:21:31.000 Really?

00:21:31.000 He was just shot.

00:21:32.000 That's too bad.

00:21:33.000 Did he have the little punch cards?

00:21:35.000 Yeah, it's called his tricep.

00:21:38.000 So, according to AP, it's not immediately clear what impact the shots, which were from several different brands, had on this man's personal health.

00:21:47.000 Although we actually do have a video of him taking this man in question 90 COVID vaccines

00:21:52.000 just before the time of arrest.

00:21:53.000 Well, you know, I'm not a biologist.

00:22:04.000 Also, his wife is suspected of taking a similar amount of vaccines, which I think, yeah.

00:22:12.000 I think vaccines might be good for women after all. 0.98

00:22:12.000 Well, you know what? 0.98

00:22:16.000 I encourage any attractive woman to look into it.

00:22:18.000 Attractive and or busty.

00:22:20.000 Yes, especially busty. 1.00

00:22:21.000 You can be one or the other, it's best you be both.

00:22:26.000 He's basically vaccinated from the vaccine at this point.

00:22:29.000 Let's use the J&J. I hear that one's really effective.

00:22:31.000 Yeah.

00:22:32.000 Yeah.

00:22:32.000 You got any of that AstraZeneca in there?

00:22:35.000 It's like, yeah, it's right next to the packing peanuts.

00:22:37.000 He was basically vaccinated from the vaccine at this point.

00:22:40.000 Yes, exactly.

00:22:41.000 Who knows what's going through his body?

00:22:43.000 He just synthesized his blood.

00:22:45.000 Okay.

00:22:46.000 Oh, I forgot.

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00:22:55.000 I've been using the Bilt Bars since I lost about 30-something pounds.

00:22:59.000 I just use them like dessert.

00:23:00.000 No one needs protein.

00:23:01.000 They're delicious.

00:23:02.000 Although, Bilt Bar, Bilt Bar, we have to talk.

00:23:05.000 Bring back coconut fudge brownie chunk.

00:23:05.000 Real talk.

00:23:09.000 The name's long.

00:23:10.000 I get it.

00:23:12.000 But it's the best one.

00:23:13.000 We need to start a campaign.

00:23:15.000 Not just the coconut one.

00:23:16.000 I don't want just the coconut!

00:23:17.000 Put it back! 0.97

00:23:19.000 I want the coconut with the fudge brownie chunk.

00:23:22.000 What happened?

00:23:24.000 I don't need any more birthday cake.

00:23:26.000 It's really delicious.

00:23:28.000 It's fantastic stuff.

00:23:29.000 Yeah, the coconut brownie chunk.

00:23:30.000 Was it a limited edition?

00:23:31.000 Was it seasonal?

00:23:33.000 What are you getting it from?

00:23:33.000 Local Coconut Brownie Chunk Farms?

00:23:35.000 Is it like the McRib?

00:23:36.000 Or the Shamrock Shake?

00:23:40.000 This is from the Coconut Brownie Chunk Farm to Table built bar.

00:23:44.000 No, it was delicious.

00:23:45.000 I love those.

00:23:45.000 I put them in the freezer.

00:23:47.000 They're all good.

00:23:48.000 All the chocolate ones are good, but that was my jam.

00:23:50.000 Okay, now it's time to move on to, and I've been waiting for this for a while, and I don't know why it took so long. 1.00

00:23:56.000 Mitt Romney, what a piece of shit. 1.00

00:24:09.000 And you know, you probably know what happened just recently. 1.00

00:24:11.000 But does anybody like Mitt Romney?

00:24:13.000 Comment below.

00:24:13.000 Did you vote for Mitt Romney?

00:24:15.000 You know what?

00:24:16.000 Hold on a second.

00:24:16.000 You know what?

00:24:18.000 I want to hear from the Mormons.

00:24:21.000 Yes.

00:24:22.000 Because, you know how when terrorist attacks happen, we say, well there aren't enough moderate Muslims condemning it.

00:24:28.000 Mormons, you need to condemn Mitt Romney.

00:24:32.000 You guys owe us.

00:24:32.000 We do it with the Westboro Baptist Church.

00:24:34.000 We're like, well they're not, there's like only 12 members and eight of them have flippers.

00:24:38.000 They're all brother and sister.

00:24:40.000 So Mitt Romney, you know, because he gives, unfortunately, a lot of people go like, oh look, he's Mormon.

00:24:44.000 I don't think he's actually really Mormon.

00:24:46.000 What?

00:24:47.000 I think he's a Scientologist.

00:24:49.000 I kind of feel that way too.

00:24:50.000 Wait, why?

00:24:51.000 And his full name?

00:24:52.000 Mittens.

00:24:52.000 Yeah, I know.

00:24:53.000 Oh my gosh.

00:24:54.000 Mittens?

00:24:55.000 Like a cat.

00:24:55.000 I don't even think he's a person.

00:24:56.000 Really?

00:24:57.000 I think he's a cat in a people costume.

00:24:59.000 Cat, cat self.

00:25:00.000 Yeah, his full name is Mittens.

00:25:01.000 That's a fact.

00:25:02.000 We should just dangle a piece of yarn out into the ocean.

00:25:04.000 Yep.

00:25:06.000 He's a cat in a people costume.

00:25:07.000 What?

00:25:07.000 I don't... Do I like yarn?

00:25:11.000 Do I not like yarn?

00:25:12.000 I can't decide.

00:25:12.000 Depends on who I'm talking to.

00:25:15.000 He's pro-yarn and then he's anti-yarn.

00:25:17.000 Yeah, he's really anti-yarn today.

00:25:19.000 So, a few examples of, he is the quintessential example.

00:25:22.000 People talk about elite politicians.

00:25:25.000 People talk about the Swamp.

00:25:26.000 This guy has a career, he comes from a family of, I don't just mean wealth, but he comes from a family of politicians.

00:25:30.000 He's been in public office for a very long time.

00:25:33.000 What he did with Bain Capital was very different from starting a business from the ground up, right?

00:25:36.000 You are sort of talking about that, what people Basically going in and laying people off is what he would do.

00:25:42.000 Now I understand that that's something that efficiency experts do.

00:25:45.000 I get that, I understand it, but it's not the same as starting a business from the ground up. 0.99

00:25:49.000 So a perfect example of how shitty, and just so you, if you have kids, you should have been tipped off with a what a piece of shit segment. 0.99

00:25:57.000 The word's going to make a recurring appearance. 0.99

00:26:00.000 As to how shitty he is, this is a perfect example of how out of touch with the average American he is when he made the two Cadillac flub. 0.77

00:26:08.000 I like the fact that most of the cars I see are Detroit-made automobiles. 0.97

00:26:12.000 I drive a Mustang and a Chevy pickup truck.

00:26:15.000 Ann drives a couple of Cadillacs, actually.

00:26:17.000 And I used to have a Dodge truck, so I used to have all three.

00:26:21.000 Is she riding them like skis? 1.00

00:26:22.000 Yeah, just... She's got a couple of Caddy's. 1.00

00:26:25.000 No big deal.

00:26:26.000 He just basically said, yeah, we have five or six cars that we just rotate between.

00:26:29.000 It's like a way to connect.

00:26:30.000 And we put our dog on the roof of all of them.

00:26:32.000 Yes, indeed.

00:26:34.000 We have two Cadillacs in every garage in this country.

00:26:36.000 That's the American dream.

00:26:37.000 And then we have a Dodge Ram in the driveway.

00:26:39.000 And then I also have a Taurus show.

00:26:41.000 There's a couple Mustangs.

00:26:42.000 He's trying to name every American brand.

00:26:44.000 Four private jets.

00:26:45.000 Yes.

00:26:45.000 And I also have an Audi I'm hiding.

00:26:47.000 I love the Teslas.

00:26:48.000 Yeah.

00:26:48.000 And two Nissans.

00:26:49.000 Tesla's good too.

00:26:50.000 Yeah.

00:26:51.000 Anything else made in the USA that I own?

00:26:53.000 I never drive them though, that's my chauffeur Cliff.

00:26:56.000 He says he loves them.

00:26:57.000 And I have nothing against, look, I think it's great if you have wealth, if you've accrued wealth.

00:27:02.000 I think it's great if you have cars, that's fine.

00:27:05.000 It's just this is a guy who never understood how out of touch he was with the average American and now let me kind of parlay that into the American voter.

00:27:13.000 I don't know who he's trying to appease, Mitt Romney.

00:27:17.000 I don't know.

00:27:18.000 I don't understand.

00:27:19.000 Like, this is a man who has no home.

00:27:20.000 He should be homeless.

00:27:23.000 He deserves no home.

00:27:24.000 So, in 94 and in 2002, of course, Mitt Romney was adamantly pro-abortion, pro-choice.

00:27:35.000 We're each entitled to have strong personal beliefs, and we encourage other people to do the same.

00:27:41.000 But as a nation, we recognize the right of all people to believe as they want, and not to impose our beliefs on other people.

00:27:48.000 I believe that abortion should be safe and legal in this country.

00:27:51.000 I have since the time that my mom took that position when she ran in 1970 as a U.S. 1.00

00:27:56.000 Senate candidate.

00:27:57.000 Shannon snuck a little extra point in there that I want to address, and that is with regards to my views with regards to protecting a woman's right to choose.

00:28:04.000 And I've been very clear on that.

00:28:06.000 I will preserve and protect a woman's right to choose, and I'm devoted and dedicated to honoring my word in that regard.

00:28:12.000 Now here's the thing, Hillary Clinton, that wouldn't be a problem, okay?

00:28:15.000 Right. 1.00

00:28:15.000 But here's why he's such a piece of shit, is because, and you can feel free to, when I say, yeah, that's your cue. 1.00

00:28:22.000 We don't want to misuse the soundboard. 1.00

00:28:27.000 Respect the soundboard.

00:28:30.000 Soundboard Magnolia.

00:28:33.000 He then flip-flopped, you know, he said he changed his position in 2004, and his telling of it was he met a medical researcher working in embryonic stem cells, which is entirely questionable.

00:28:43.000 He was asked about it, I believe, in the primaries in 2008.

00:28:47.000 There was never a flash of genius moment, and I don't believe him.

00:28:51.000 Let me tell you why I don't believe him.

00:28:52.000 It would be one thing if he said, I was radically, you know, pro-choice, and I was, you know, I was a Democrat for a very long time because I didn't understand the science, and then I became, you know, I converted to Mormonism, or I converted to Christianity, and through my faith, I did some more research, and I realized that I was wrong.

00:29:06.000 Okay, but he didn't.

00:29:07.000 Instead, he was like, I was pro-abortion, and then, you know, now I'm not. 1.00

00:29:11.000 What a piece of shit. 1.00

00:29:12.000 That's the issue. 1.00

00:29:13.000 Yeah, he basically licked his finger, put it up in the air and said, which way is the wind blowing on this issue for my voters?

00:29:19.000 Well, the internet came out and he was like, oh, I'll do that.

00:29:22.000 Right, yeah.

00:29:24.000 And then he was like, oh wait, does the internet also mean that they have the video from all the times I said that before?

00:29:30.000 Yeah, I was shown polling recently that said people would like me more if I held this position, so you know what?

00:29:34.000 I hold that position.

00:29:36.000 But I also read polling that said people will never like me.

00:29:40.000 They will never like me.

00:29:42.000 Do they also have videos of me in private crapping all over poor people?

00:29:47.000 Oh, dear.

00:29:48.000 Oh, my word.

00:29:49.000 Oh, my stars.

00:29:50.000 Boy, that almost makes the two catalogs seem like... What am I, Joe Biden right now?

00:29:56.000 That's because he has two catalogs of Cadillacs.

00:29:56.000 Is that a stroke?

00:29:58.000 He has two catalogs of Cadillacs.

00:30:00.000 He just looks through his own catalog.

00:30:01.000 Why do you have a catalog of your cars printed?

00:30:03.000 Oh, you don't have these?

00:30:05.000 You don't have your own Romney wish list and it's just your garage?

00:30:07.000 I'm sorry?

00:30:08.000 You don't have notebooks full of women and cars? 1.00

00:30:09.000 You must be stupid and poor. 1.00

00:30:10.000 Yes! 1.00

00:30:13.000 You can't understand this, you plebe. 0.99

00:30:14.000 I understand you're gay. 0.99

00:30:15.000 Do you like Oreos? 0.92

00:30:16.000 Yeah.

00:30:17.000 How about Doritos?

00:30:19.000 You're a real Oreo eater.

00:30:21.000 Twix.

00:30:22.000 Oreos, Twix, Doritos, you're taking my will to live! 0.98

00:30:27.000 Those are, yeah, Kit Kats stay out of it. 1.00

00:30:29.000 Yeah, come on. 0.77

00:30:29.000 Lucky Charms need to change the taste of the rainbow tagline. 0.77

00:30:33.000 No, that's Skittles.

00:30:34.000 And they don't. 0.99

00:30:36.000 I think they were always a gay cane. 0.98

00:30:36.000 I think they're staying neutral. 0.98

00:30:38.000 That's what they throw out of the gay pride parade, Skittles. 1.00

00:30:42.000 Which is not safe because it's not, you know, it's not even packaged at that point, just loose Skittles.

00:30:45.000 Even seagulls are like, this is a little hard to chew.

00:30:49.000 And I eat fries covered in cayenne pepper.

00:30:51.000 I was a kid.

00:30:53.000 I was a child.

00:30:54.000 You were 27!

00:30:54.000 I'm just kidding.

00:30:55.000 I'm in second adolescence.

00:30:55.000 I used to eat the fries and I used to put them in cayenne pepper and then I realized it was cruel.

00:30:59.000 I was a kid. I was a child. You were 27. I'm just kidding.

00:31:07.000 I'm in second adolescence. So in both impeachment proceedings against President Donald Trump,

00:31:12.000 Mitt Romney, and he was one of the only Republicans, and again it's just the constant virtue signaling with this 1.00

00:31:18.000 piece of shit. 1.00

00:31:20.000 That's the problem with Mitt Romney. 1.00

00:31:21.000 It'd be one thing if you were a Democrat.

00:31:22.000 I understand it.

00:31:24.000 But it's another when he claims certain values, he claims shared principles, and then he never stands on them consistently.

00:31:35.000 And he wants to say, hey, everyone, look, hey, aren't I great?

00:31:37.000 Look how inconsistent I am! 1.00

00:31:39.000 And people are just like, that just makes you a dick. 1.00

00:31:41.000 He's like, I prefer a piece of shit. 1.00

00:31:43.000 So he voted for impeachment two times. 1.00

00:31:48.000 Here you go.

00:31:49.000 Here he is talking.

00:31:50.000 The grave question the Constitution tasks senators to answer Is whether the President committed an act so extreme and egregious that it rises to the level of a high crime and misdemeanor.

00:32:05.000 Yes, he did.

00:32:06.000 The President asked a foreign government to investigate his political rival.

00:32:12.000 The President withheld vital military funds from that government to press it to do so.

00:32:17.000 The President delayed funds for an American ally at war with Russian invaders.

00:32:23.000 President's purpose was personal and political.

00:32:28.000 Accordingly, the president is guilty of an appalling abuse of public trust.

00:32:38.000 First off, we are all children.

00:32:40.000 Second, he's talking about Donald Trump and Ukraine. 1.00

00:32:43.000 And by the way, Zelensky said everything that guy said is bullshit. 0.98

00:32:46.000 He said there was no quid pro quo. 0.98

00:32:47.000 Zelensky said it's not true.

00:32:49.000 This is not true.

00:32:50.000 So Mitt Romney is up there grandstanding, and isn't it rich where he's like, he did this for political and personal purposes?

00:32:56.000 Right.

00:32:56.000 You've never done anything for political gain, Mitt Romney, of the Romney political dynasty.

00:33:01.000 Yeah, like moving to Utah.

00:33:03.000 Right.

00:33:04.000 So you can run.

00:33:05.000 All right, Hillary. 0.98

00:33:06.000 He was a Detroiter for a long time, right?

00:33:07.000 He was Detroit-ish.

00:33:08.000 Bloomfield Hills-ish.

00:33:09.000 Massachusetts, and then, you know.

00:33:13.000 Anywhere where there's money.

00:33:15.000 Well, where he can be voted into office.

00:33:17.000 Now, here's something else.

00:33:18.000 Even for Democrats, this wouldn't be considered extreme, but even now Democrats will look back on it with shame.

00:33:25.000 I don't know if Mitt Romney is capable of shame. 0.99

00:33:27.000 Because, you know, he's a sociopath.

00:33:29.000 So, March 15th, 2022, this is not that long ago.

00:33:34.000 I don't know if you know this.

00:33:35.000 This is just a couple weeks ago.

00:33:38.000 He voted in favor of keeping the federal mask mandate on children.

00:33:42.000 Just like, even when there stands nothing to gain politically, because at that point people were like, we were wrong about that. 0.98

00:33:46.000 Mitt Romney's like, no, look, I'm still dumb! 0.97

00:33:50.000 You don't need a mask law for children. 0.98

00:33:52.000 There's plenty of ways.

00:33:53.000 They're kids.

00:33:54.000 They'll believe anything. 0.99

00:33:55.000 You can scare the shit out of them in so many ways. 0.96

00:33:57.000 Yes, exactly. 0.93

00:33:57.000 Just drop it already, you know? 0.93

00:33:59.000 It's unreal when I still see this.

00:34:01.000 And instead, let's spend that money on getting them estrogen pills. 1.00

00:34:03.000 But here's Mitt Romney voting in favor of it.

00:34:06.000 Next, we have Braun Amendment No.

00:34:08.000 8.

00:34:08.000 Well, now I just hate them more.

00:34:10.000 Prohibit HHS from implementing or enforcing their regulations regarding mask or vaccination protections in the Head Start program.

00:34:16.000 Again, I will be a no on this.

00:34:18.000 Does anyone want Senator Braun's 15 seconds?

00:34:22.000 Seeing none, clerk will call the roll.

00:34:25.000 I, by proxy.

00:34:26.000 Senator Romney.

00:34:31.000 She's almost looking at him like, Romney, are you gonna... No?

00:34:38.000 Really?

00:34:39.000 Alright.

00:34:41.000 Now here's the thing, the most recent one, of course you know, this just happened yesterday, Romney, or yesterday or a couple days ago, was it?

00:34:47.000 On April 4th.

00:34:48.000 Was on April 4th.

00:34:49.000 Are we the 6th?

00:34:50.000 No, we're the 5th.

00:34:50.000 We're the 5th, okay.

00:34:51.000 So Romney, he did, he came out and he said that he would be voting to confirm former Vice President Biden's radical Supreme Court nominee, Keitanji Brown-Jackson.

00:35:03.000 And that shocks some people.

00:35:04.000 This shocks you.

00:35:05.000 For very good reasons.

00:35:06.000 So here's the weird thing.

00:35:08.000 He voted against her, and I say her as in a woman. 0.97

00:35:13.000 He voted against her when she was nominated to the D.C.

00:35:15.000 Appellate Court.

00:35:16.000 Yeah, a long, long time ago, right?

00:35:18.000 Well, in 2021.

00:35:18.000 Oh, 2021!

00:35:19.000 Oh, so you mean like there's almost no new information that could possibly be available.

00:35:24.000 Hey everybody, come and look at how not racist I am!

00:35:27.000 Yeah.

00:35:28.000 Sure, I was months ago, but I've changed my ways since December.

00:35:33.000 Mitt Romney is the only person on whom Whoopi Goldberg's reverse psychology works.

00:35:38.000 It absolutely works.

00:35:38.000 You're not gonna vote for her?

00:35:39.000 Are you racist, child? 0.92

00:35:41.000 No, I'm Mormon!

00:35:44.000 Define her.

00:35:45.000 No one can do that.

00:35:47.000 How dare you?

00:35:48.000 And people always say, well, no one else was ever asked that.

00:35:50.000 Well, you know why?

00:35:50.000 Because everyone else throughout the history of mankind would have been able to answer it!

00:35:55.000 It never came up.

00:35:57.000 No, it never came up!

00:35:58.000 No one ever had, exactly.

00:35:59.000 No one was ever like, can you tell me what a woman is? 1.00

00:36:01.000 And somebody was like, I have no idea.

00:36:03.000 Right, exactly.

00:36:04.000 And the reason it wasn't asked was because we didn't have men competing and winning in women's sports.

00:36:08.000 Now, I know what you're saying.

00:36:09.000 When you say men, what do you mean? 1.00

00:36:11.000 I mean, male with a penis in the pool with women. 1.00

00:36:14.000 Saying he's a woman. 1.00

00:36:15.000 Yes.

00:36:15.000 Because he believes it, because he is.

00:36:17.000 Yes.

00:36:17.000 The thought never crossed their minds that there would ever be any debate.

00:36:21.000 And some people are now trying to argue this is just gotcha.

00:36:23.000 No, no, it's relevant because you will have cases that will get kicked up the Supreme Court.

00:36:27.000 And by the way, the legal definition of woman matters at this point for things like Title IX.

00:36:33.000 By the way, for sexual abuse laws, just to be clear.

00:36:37.000 Of course it matters.

00:36:39.000 It didn't used to matter because no one thought that woman would just be a figment of your imagination or it could be anyone who chooses to put on a maxi dress that day. 1.00

00:36:47.000 Mitt Romney, what a piece of shit. 1.00

00:36:49.000 That's it. I'm done with this guy. 1.00

00:36:51.000 By the way, if you're watching right now, you can smash that like button because, I

00:36:59.000 don't know if you know this, Mitt Romney hate watches this show.

00:37:03.000 Does he?

00:37:04.000 And this will just reflect to him that you don't like him. 1.00

00:37:08.000 Stupid Mittens. 1.00

00:37:09.000 I'm so glad. 1.00

00:37:10.000 That felt good.

00:37:11.000 Did it feel good?

00:37:12.000 It did!

00:37:12.000 I've been angry at this person for a while.

00:37:14.000 Good.

00:37:16.000 Yeah, I don't care for him.

00:37:18.000 All right.

00:37:18.000 Now we move on to, uh, you know, the whole, uh, don't say gay bill.

00:37:21.000 Oh yeah.

00:37:22.000 Can't say that word.

00:37:23.000 Yeah.

00:37:23.000 Hey, you know, you can't say gay, but I tested it.

00:37:26.000 Did you?

00:37:27.000 I still can.

00:37:28.000 Really?

00:37:29.000 Yeah.

00:37:29.000 I traveled to Florida just to see if I could.

00:37:31.000 And I just, I landed in Florida, not Southwest cause it was canceled.

00:37:34.000 So I landed in Florida and I said, people misrepresenting a bill by claiming that it's titled, don't say gay, even though it doesn't appear in the bill. 0.90

00:37:41.000 Well, that's gay. 0.99

00:37:42.000 And no one arrested me. 0.96

00:37:45.000 How did you escape?

00:37:46.000 I'm just saying, you have to test it, you have to go through the scientific process.

00:37:49.000 Or just, you know, read the bill.

00:37:50.000 Right, yeah, exactly.

00:37:51.000 That would be... It might have been easier, but I needed a break.

00:37:54.000 I needed some me time.

00:37:55.000 You needed the miles?

00:37:57.000 Oh, I get it.

00:38:00.000 Plus I had to ask all the roller skaters in Miami about the Don't Say Gay Bill. 0.73

00:38:04.000 And you know what?

00:38:05.000 They were just very handsy.

00:38:08.000 They like to be called bladers. 0.75

00:38:08.000 Bladers. 0.75

00:38:11.000 For that purpose alone.

00:38:13.000 They're trying to rebrand.

00:38:15.000 They don't like the term fruit boots.

00:38:18.000 No, they don't.

00:38:19.000 Okay, so I'm trying to think of how to get into this, but all right, we'll get to the

00:38:30.000 point of all these teachers now who are quitting in Florida because they can't actually indoctrinate

00:38:33.000 your children with the whole sexualization and gender theory.

00:38:36.000 But over the weekend, Huffington Post published an article written by Allegra Hirschman, I think I'm pronouncing that correctly, but you don't need to tweet me, Allegra, I don't care.

00:38:44.000 It's nice that you're named after allergy medicine.

00:38:47.000 Yes, exactly.

00:38:48.000 Oh, sorry, that's a typo, it's Zyrtec Hirschman.

00:38:50.000 Oh, sorry, Claritin Hirschman?

00:38:52.000 Yes, don't get me started.

00:38:54.000 Don't get me started on Benadryl Goldberg.

00:38:56.000 Old Flonase Hirschman.

00:38:58.000 Old Antihistamine Smith.

00:39:02.000 Her name's my name, too.

00:39:03.000 So, wrote this whole article at HuffPo titled, I'm trying to raise my kids as homosexuals and I never even have to say gay.

00:39:11.000 Now, in the article, there are a bunch of quotes, all references are available at lotofcar.com, like this, Jim.

00:39:17.000 At first I thought this heterophilia forced on kids was disgusting, until it gave me the fantastic idea that I could also raise my children with a preferred sexual orientation from the very beginning of their lives.

00:39:26.000 Although I am bi, my wife and I chose to go full-on homo with your kids, and let me tell you, I think it's working. 1.00

00:39:32.000 Now, in case you didn't realize it, this is satire.

00:39:34.000 It's satire, and obviously it's so... We're at the point where you may not know that it's satire, because most liberals reading it upvoted it right away.

00:39:43.000 It's like they're stealing the Babylon Beast Thunderstick.

00:39:48.000 So she goes on to say that it's satire, which is a sign of good satire.

00:39:52.000 I have to tell you that I'm joking.

00:39:52.000 Oh, of course.

00:39:54.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:39:55.000 It says in the opening credits of Naked Gun that it's parody.

00:40:00.000 You explain a joke and that makes it funnier, right?

00:40:02.000 Yes, it does.

00:40:02.000 It absolutely does.

00:40:03.000 Come on, you broke that habit.

00:40:04.000 Don't get back into it.

00:40:06.000 So here's the point she's trying to convey, that the idea that teachers are going to influence your children, you know, as far as sexual orientation, as far as gender, as far as even introducing these subjects, maybe in ways that you may not deem to be age appropriate, that it's a boogeyman, right?

00:40:20.000 That it's not actually happening.

00:40:22.000 And here she goes on to make her case, and I will piece by piece Show you why it's entirely incorrect.

00:40:30.000 And let me just sort of try and break it down because she's claiming that it's satire but not really because she goes back and forth between trying to make a point and satire.

00:40:36.000 Just a horrible writer, this Zyrtec. 1.00

00:40:38.000 So, I wrote this piece as a satire to make a point.

00:40:43.000 Thank you for clarifying.

00:40:44.000 Even if my wife and I actually spent every waking moment trying to force a, quote, gay agenda on our kids, they may still turn out straight. 1.00

00:40:52.000 Oh, the horror!

00:40:53.000 Like 99% of humans always.

00:40:55.000 But that's not what any of this is really about.

00:40:58.000 Oh.

00:40:59.000 Clarendon, that's exactly what this is about.

00:40:59.000 Hold!

00:41:02.000 It's why you wrote it.

00:41:03.000 Yes!

00:41:04.000 It's exactly why you wrote it. 1.00

00:41:06.000 Kids are easily programmable because they're stupid. 1.00

00:41:10.000 They are easily impressionable and they're dumb. 1.00

00:41:13.000 And you, well I don't know you, I don't think they'll be programmed by your writing, but certainly public school teachers can be programmed by people outside of the home. 0.99

00:41:21.000 They're sponges capable of learning everything and you're supposed to teach them and guide them.

00:41:25.000 Right.

00:41:26.000 That's the age they're at.

00:41:27.000 For the same reason you don't use naughty words when they're learning to speak, you don't teach them about suturing up your hooch and putting on a fake strap-on when they're six.

00:41:37.000 Is that nine when you're supposed to do that?

00:41:39.000 Yeah, I watched Captain Planet when I was a kid and I spray-painted a fur coat.

00:41:45.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:41:46.000 Tell me that kids aren't impressionable.

00:41:47.000 Well, they're trying to impress their parents, too.

00:41:49.000 So if your parents are pushing something, your teachers are pushing something on you, you're trying to adopt it and impress them.

00:41:54.000 Well, and kids are very impressionable.

00:41:56.000 Let me give you some numbers here really quickly.

00:41:57.000 So you've heard me mention the fact that what she's saying is, of course, the opposite of what the data shows us.

00:42:02.000 Now, here's the thing.

00:42:03.000 You may not like what the data says.

00:42:05.000 You may want to say, well, it's more nuanced than that.

00:42:08.000 And this is something we'll talk about, I think, next week.

00:42:10.000 You know, they'll say white supremacy, or they'll say patriarchy.

00:42:12.000 You'll hear this from the left, right?

00:42:13.000 They'll create these big umbrella terms, like white supremacy. 0.83

00:42:16.000 That's why black people aren't getting these loans, you know, from banks.

00:42:19.000 And you go, well, what about the fact that black lenders actually give to black borrowers at, they reject them at twice the rate of white banks?

00:42:26.000 Well, it's more complex than that.

00:42:27.000 I know, but you said white supremacy.

00:42:30.000 So, you're the one who's being reductive, to a false degree.

00:42:33.000 There's nothing more reductive, falsely, than white supremacy, than patriarchy, these umbrella terms that they use, and then when you call them on it, they say, well actually, it's a little bit more nuanced.

00:42:43.000 Okay, look, you may want to claim that, and I understand that there can be sub-points here, but the data is the data.

00:42:49.000 You may not like it, but it is.

00:42:53.000 You may not think that data do what it do, but it be.

00:42:56.000 So, you've heard me mention the number before where 97% of kids who claim they're transgender actually grow out of it, and we have the references available at ladderworthcutter.com, after being or not taking puberty blockers, that number drops to 0%.

00:43:11.000 So almost all of them grow out of it, and then if you put them on puberty blockers or you have some kind of an intervention, that number drops to, growing out of it, zero.

00:43:19.000 Now, legitimately, people complained about the stat and said, well, the sample study is too small.

00:43:24.000 And that's true.

00:43:24.000 I believe the study was conducted in either 2008 or 2011.

00:43:29.000 Now, that's because back then, transgender wasn't a thing.

00:43:32.000 Yeah.

00:43:33.000 It wasn't a thing.

00:43:34.000 You can go back and watch an episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, I believe it was season two, where they have an entire episode where a guy is dating a transsexual. 0.74

00:43:41.000 The term transgender didn't exist.

00:43:42.000 You had transvestites and you had transsexuals. 1.00

00:43:44.000 Then they just said, well, let's just make a wide enough, again, umbrella, that if a guy in a muumuu is the same as someone who goes through sex reassignment surgery, and now we have a third category.

00:43:53.000 Just to be clear, just so you understand, that's why the sample size was small.

00:43:57.000 Well, now we have a larger study from 2021, which the largest sample of boys referred for gender dysphoria, and that's a whole other topic, the way they've changed the definition of gender dysphoria, an average age of eight years old, okay, at the time of diagnosis.

00:44:12.000 87.8% were classified that way.

00:44:16.000 Classified, sorry, as desisters by their early 20s, meaning they grew out of it. 0.57

00:44:22.000 87.8% with a much larger study last year.

00:44:26.000 We went 97% with a small study, and now at least 87%.

00:44:28.000 Let's just split the difference.

00:44:30.000 We'll give you 90%.

00:44:31.000 That's an A. Like, oh, my son played with Barbies because he wanted to look up their skirts.

00:44:38.000 It doesn't mean that he wants to be one.

00:44:40.000 Yeah, you also might want to burn their hair. 0.70

00:44:42.000 Yes! 0.95

00:44:43.000 Of course!

00:44:45.000 I did.

00:44:45.000 Yeah!

00:44:46.000 I didn't even... my neighbor had them.

00:44:48.000 Yeah, well... We lit all of them on fire.

00:44:50.000 You put them in the Easy Bake Oven, see what you can do.

00:44:51.000 And also Ken, he was a post-op.

00:44:53.000 Yep, he was a post-op.

00:44:56.000 He was also a little bit of a poser, Ken.

00:44:57.000 Yeah.

00:44:58.000 Not very authentic.

00:44:59.000 No.

00:45:01.000 The point is, they try and say, well, kids are not easily influenced by teachers.

00:45:04.000 And this is why parents are the most important safeguard, just to be clear, against teachers in public schools.

00:45:08.000 First off, parents, if you're sending your kid to public school, you have a serious problem.

00:45:13.000 I'm just going to say, that's not an option at this point.

00:45:13.000 In 2022.

00:45:16.000 Parents, if you want to raise decent children, you cannot put them in public school.

00:45:21.000 You guys can comment below if anyone disagrees with me.

00:45:23.000 There used to be the argument, oh, I want them to socialize, I want them to become more cultured.

00:45:26.000 No, no, no.

00:45:27.000 A culture of degeneracy and a culture of indoctrination.

00:45:30.000 And you know, sometimes people say, teachers, real heroes.

00:45:34.000 When I'm referring to them as public school teachers, I actually use the term, worst among us.

00:45:40.000 Employees with lots and lots of breaks?

00:45:42.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:45:43.000 Oh, wait, you mean you work more than 182 days a year?

00:45:45.000 182 days a year? Yes.

00:45:47.000 Yes.

00:45:49.000 There's so many pissed off teachers right now.

00:45:51.000 so many pissed off teachers right now.

00:45:53.000 Look, if you're a great teacher, thank you, but most of you're not.

00:45:55.000 Well, how do you... You kind of need the summer, though, at home to be like, look, you're not a girl, Tim. 0.98

00:46:01.000 Right, yes, exactly.

00:46:02.000 Takes a lot of convincing.

00:46:03.000 Yeah, sometimes you try to fix all of the things they screwed up during the year.

00:46:07.000 I have a seven-year-old and we're talking about eight-year-olds.

00:46:09.000 You don't... I can't imagine, like, I'm a girl.

00:46:12.000 You're just like, no, you're not. 1.00

00:46:13.000 Shut up. 1.00

00:46:14.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:46:14.000 No, no, no, no, no. 1.00

00:46:15.000 The teacher's going to be, you can be whatever you want.

00:46:18.000 Yeah. 0.94

00:46:18.000 Well, especially if the teacher is one of those gender-bending, blue-haired, lesbian, queer genders, pansexual. 0.94

00:46:24.000 Then she'd be like, well, no, actually, let me show you a picture of my wife. 1.00

00:46:26.000 It's like, look, okay, okay, Professor Scissor Sister, we don't need you to be in charge of our children's education.

00:46:32.000 So let me give you an idea as to how it's increased, the percentage of the population.

00:46:37.000 Now to be clear, throughout human history, there's always been about 2% of the population

00:46:40.000 that's been gay. 0.69

00:46:41.000 That's not something that really has changed, and we've had that data for a long time.

00:46:44.000 The Greeks skew the number. 0.99

00:46:45.000 The what?

00:46:46.000 The Greeks skew the number. 0.99

00:46:47.000 The Greeks just skew the number. 1.00

00:46:48.000 They went a little far with it.

00:46:50.000 Well the Greeks, as far as same-sex sodomy, were 100%, but it was a power thing. 0.99

00:46:56.000 They didn't want to do that.

00:46:57.000 Dominance.

00:46:58.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:46:59.000 How long are you going to be out at sea, right?

00:47:02.000 How do you establish a pecking order?

00:47:04.000 Yeah, come on. 0.77

00:47:05.000 Learn to speak Greek.

00:47:06.000 We're going out to battle.

00:47:08.000 So, let's go by generation, though.

00:47:09.000 This is from Gallup, okay?

00:47:10.000 Not a bastion of right-wing conservatism.

00:47:12.000 Those identifying as, I love how they use the term LGBT.

00:47:16.000 Q-A-A-I-P are going to be pissed off. 1.00

00:47:18.000 Yes, they are.

00:47:19.000 So, Born Before 1946, 0.8%.

00:47:21.000 Then Baby Boomers, 2.6%. 0.91

00:47:23.000 Then Gen X, it goes up to 4.2%.

00:47:25.000 Then Millennials, it goes up to 10.5%. 0.77

00:47:26.000 Then Gen Z is 20.8%. 0.93

00:47:30.000 And some projections, they're estimating that it'll be 50%.

00:47:33.000 That means it's a coin toss. 0.98

00:47:35.000 It's heads or dicks. 0.99

00:47:36.000 Yep. 0.99

00:47:39.000 Heads or heads.

00:47:40.000 Yeah. 0.56

00:47:40.000 Or dicks or tails. 0.56

00:47:43.000 Now I understand that there's a certain portion of society who, you know, the Rock Hudson's of the world, you know, where it's like they said, no, I'm straight, but secretly they were, you know, playing doctor with Gomer Pyle.

00:47:51.000 So I get it that it wasn't as societally acceptable back in the day.

00:47:55.000 And so you would say the percentage was higher.

00:47:58.000 Sure, but not 20%.

00:47:58.000 Let me give you, okay, a couple of points here.

00:48:01.000 Well, everybody knew though.

00:48:03.000 I mean, you had like Liberace going on Carson and he's like, so are you, uh, you still a lucky bachelor?

00:48:08.000 He's like, yeah, I just haven't found the right woman yet.

00:48:11.000 And we all just played along.

00:48:12.000 Yeah, it was a little higher.

00:48:13.000 Or like when Ricky Martin was interviewed by Barbara Walters, I think, and she said, where do you find yourself most comfortably?

00:48:19.000 He said, in between the sheets.

00:48:20.000 With a woman! 0.92

00:48:21.000 With a woman! 0.92

00:48:21.000 Yeah, with a girl. 0.92

00:48:23.000 Lots of women. 1.00

00:48:24.000 Mmm, breasts. 1.00

00:48:28.000 Seeing how hot Stelter's wife is? 0.99

00:48:28.000 Love them! 0.99

00:48:33.000 We share a purse.

00:48:34.000 So, a couple of things.

00:48:36.000 First off, gay was still, even if you say it was less societally acceptable, we can go back to the 50s or the 60s, okay, whatever. 0.78

00:48:42.000 It was still a thing, though.

00:48:42.000 At the time, yes.

00:48:44.000 People knew what gay was, okay?

00:48:46.000 You didn't need a new category.

00:48:47.000 People were saying, well, I want to keep it secret that I am gay.

00:48:53.000 Transgender wasn't a thing in 2010.

00:48:57.000 It's an entirely new category. 0.57

00:48:59.000 So the measurement back then still would be someone, if they're trying to keep it a secret, it still would be, are you gay?

00:49:05.000 And back then they would have filed lesbian under there. 1.00

00:49:06.000 It's always been a significantly smaller percentage of the population than men.

00:49:09.000 It's been relatively fixed.

00:49:11.000 It's very, very low.

00:49:12.000 The boom in lesbianism is only recent.

00:49:13.000 It's a recent phenomenon. 0.56

00:49:14.000 Throughout history, it's mostly been gay men.

00:49:17.000 Don't necessarily know why, we just know that that's the case, and the data reflects it.

00:49:20.000 It is what it be.

00:49:21.000 But, you didn't have to create an entirely new category and educate everybody on, actually I'm transgender, or actually I'm pansexual, actually I'm genderqueer, actually I'm genderfluid.

00:49:30.000 These are new categories, and that's also why you see the numbers going up, and it's a way to normalize everything other than Standard heterosexual relationships.

00:49:40.000 I'm not saying that people should be ostracized, but it is abnormal in that it is not the same as what has historically been the mean, the average, since always.

00:49:50.000 And I certainly don't think that it's a healthy thing for society for it to be a coin toss as to whether a kid is going to be, you know, a I didn't want to say heterosexual.

00:50:01.000 A non-LGBT, there are what, how many genders now? 0.94

00:50:03.000 We played the game on MudClub?

00:50:05.000 We named that gender flag and it's not even a joke and we can't name it?

00:50:08.000 There's a two in it now.

00:50:09.000 Yes.

00:50:10.000 They're just coming up with different things.

00:50:11.000 And look, honestly, I mean, kids need guidance.

00:50:11.000 There really is.

00:50:14.000 They don't need you to tell them that every single thing that they feel or think is accurate because it's not.

00:50:20.000 Kids want things that are always going to be bad for them, right?

00:50:22.000 They want food, they want to climb stuff.

00:50:24.000 My son right now wants to climb things.

00:50:25.000 That if he falls from, which he will, it will hurt him very badly.

00:50:29.000 As a parent, am I supposed to be like, no, you can totally climb that when he can't?

00:50:32.000 No, of course not.

00:50:33.000 Exactly.

00:50:33.000 You don't let him climb Timmy.

00:50:35.000 No, but Timmy, that's true.

00:50:37.000 More of a mounting.

00:50:37.000 Yeah.

00:50:38.000 Yes.

00:50:38.000 Wow.

00:50:40.000 Gross.

00:50:41.000 So it just shows you how these numbers change.

00:50:43.000 So that, you don't have to create a whole new category.

00:50:45.000 Also, remember when we were in college?

00:50:47.000 This is also, this is the fact that it's hip to be gay right now. 0.57

00:50:49.000 So a lot of people want to say, or hip to be LGBTQAIP.

00:50:52.000 And now they get to claim it without the commitment.

00:50:54.000 Right?

00:50:55.000 You should just be, you're like, oh man, I really wish that I could be in that niche, but I still can't get past the wieners. 1.00

00:50:59.000 I still can't get past the penis. 0.99

00:51:00.000 That's kind of my sticking point. 0.99

00:51:02.000 But now you're just like, oh, I'm just genderqueer. 0.83

00:51:05.000 And it's like, really?

00:51:05.000 You're like, yeah, I can like women or men.

00:51:07.000 Like, what do you like today?

00:51:08.000 Women. 0.81

00:51:08.000 The answer's always women. 0.81

00:51:09.000 You're like, well, how are you queer? 0.99

00:51:10.000 You're like, well, I don't know what happens tomorrow.

00:51:12.000 No one knows what tomorrow brings.

00:51:14.000 Has it ever brought gayness? 0.99

00:51:15.000 It hasn't yet, but I'm still queer.

00:51:18.000 I just want to be cool.

00:51:19.000 So when we were in college, if a girl said she was bi, it usually meant she was trying to be cool. 0.73

00:51:22.000 A guy said he was bi, he was absolutely gay. 0.97

00:51:24.000 100% gay, yeah. 0.88

00:51:26.000 Yeah, that's just... He didn't want to admit it.

00:51:29.000 If it's like two guys and a girl in the middle, it's just gay sex with somebody who knows your secret. 1.00

00:51:34.000 Yes, exactly. 1.00

00:51:36.000 And that's why, you know, she's got a big mouth. 1.00

00:51:38.000 And also, here's the thing, there was an incentive for girls to be... No, I mean, you don't want them talking to the fans. 1.00

00:51:43.000 No, that's what I'm talking about.

00:51:43.000 Yeah, you don't know a thing about this.

00:51:45.000 We don't need more Dukes. 0.94

00:51:46.000 Duke lacrosse teams.

00:51:47.000 Alright, we get it.

00:51:49.000 Now I don't know how to dig myself out of this, but the point is this.

00:51:52.000 In college, a girl who said she was bi would be like, oh, I kissed a girl and I liked it. 1.00

00:51:57.000 Maybe this means she's open-minded.

00:51:58.000 If a guy would say he's gay, most women go, eh.

00:52:01.000 Well, yeah, because they're not attracted to that.

00:52:04.000 That's the reality.

00:52:05.000 Well, they'll go shopping and talk.

00:52:06.000 Like, long conversations.

00:52:07.000 Yes, but that's what they would do with a girl. 1.00

00:52:09.000 They just like the gay guy because he's not as shit-talky. 1.00

00:52:14.000 Uh, they're pretty catty. 1.00

00:52:15.000 They're a catty bunch. 1.00

00:52:17.000 Yeah, they really like being catty. 0.95

00:52:18.000 Oh, they're a woman. 1.00

00:52:19.000 Yes.

00:52:21.000 Well, that would be transgender. 0.98

00:52:22.000 Well, I know, but... I don't know anymore.

00:52:24.000 They're feminine. 0.96

00:52:26.000 The point is they're feminine, but they're not transgender. 0.97

00:52:29.000 Well, they're just gay. 0.99

00:52:31.000 Yeah.

00:52:33.000 There's nothing wrong with... This is all so confusing.

00:52:37.000 This is all so confusing.

00:52:39.000 There is truly nothing wrong though, and it's always been this way in society.

00:52:42.000 A woman can teach a woman how to be a woman, a girl. 1.00

00:52:45.000 A guy can teach a guy how to be a guy.

00:52:47.000 There's nothing wrong with that.

00:52:48.000 That's exactly what you're supposed to do.

00:52:50.000 You can look up to your father, you can look up to your mother.

00:52:52.000 If something changes in your life and you are somebody who's gay and that happens through puberty and whatever, that's fine. 0.88

00:52:58.000 Be who you are.

00:52:59.000 But there's no reason that this should change during childhood and be forced on kids.

00:53:03.000 The fact that we've had to have this discussion so many times is absurd.

00:53:07.000 And you made a good point yesterday when you said, you know what I didn't know in school?

00:53:10.000 My teacher's first name.

00:53:11.000 No, I didn't.

00:53:12.000 And I thought about that because it made a lot of sense because I'm like, yeah, I actually didn't.

00:53:15.000 I didn't know who they were married to. 0.75

00:53:17.000 I didn't even know what car they drove, because if I did, you know, you would have keyed it.

00:53:21.000 Yes.

00:53:21.000 So it's like you didn't know anything about your teacher.

00:53:24.000 Yeah, well I just played the odds and I keyed every Toyota Corolla that was in the parking lot.

00:53:29.000 Our time it was a Taurus wagon.

00:53:31.000 Yeah, with the bubble window.

00:53:32.000 It looks like the Jetsons now.

00:53:35.000 The seats facing out the back so you got crushed by another car if you were rear-ended.

00:53:39.000 So here's the thing.

00:53:40.000 It's not just Huffington Post. 0.96

00:53:41.000 And I use that as an example because it's obviously very silly and Ms. 0.99

00:53:45.000 Zyrtec is a horrible writer, so it's fun. 0.90

00:53:47.000 Of course, be nice.

00:53:48.000 You can criticize the writing.

00:53:49.000 Don't go over to this person's Twitter and harass them.

00:53:51.000 I know you guys are all better than that.

00:53:53.000 But it's not just Huffington Post.

00:53:55.000 The satire is no longer satire.

00:53:58.000 There's been a slew of media figures, figures who've been claiming that the parental rights bill in Florida They would say, it has nothing to do with indoctrination of children.

00:54:08.000 That actually never happens, just like HuffPo, but here they are saying it.

00:54:11.000 What message does this send to gay children, their parents?

00:54:16.000 What would you say? 0.68

00:54:17.000 I mean, this is your state, Miami.

00:54:20.000 I'm very upset about this.

00:54:21.000 First, I think it's not a necessary bill.

00:54:22.000 Of course you are.

00:54:23.000 Is that a necessary third brunch?

00:54:25.000 First graders are not having a curriculum that teaches sexuality.

00:54:29.000 I am a parent, a gay parent, and I have 13-year-old twins, and so seeing what's unfolding.

00:54:37.000 We're not talking about sexual orientation, gender identity.

00:54:41.000 First, to Florida Republicans, you're pretending to solve a problem that doesn't exist.

00:54:46.000 There's not a mass conspiracy of kindergarten teachers who are plotting to teach children to be gay.

00:54:52.000 Where are you looking? 0.98

00:54:53.000 This is one big dog whistle.

00:54:55.000 You're scaring people into spewing hate and discrimination at the LGBTQ community. 0.95

00:55:02.000 Even he, a gay guy, he's like, LGBTQ! 0.57

00:55:04.000 Is that the baseball that hit him between the eyes that makes him look like that?

00:55:08.000 Sorry sir, I'm doing my best!

00:55:11.000 So this eye looks at camera one and this eye camera two?

00:55:14.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:55:15.000 They're spewing hate.

00:55:16.000 He just permanently sees two red lights.

00:55:18.000 He's like, oh my god, the demon's staring at me again!

00:55:20.000 No, they're just the camera lights.

00:55:21.000 Stop it! 0.99

00:55:22.000 Oh no, I can't legally drive no more.

00:55:26.000 So, here's the thing, and let's assume that that's true.

00:55:29.000 But she said gay children, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt. 0.99

00:55:31.000 Just that word is the dumbest, because you just picture like a little kid who's a little off. 0.99

00:55:35.000 You're like, nice gay child. 0.99

00:55:35.000 Right. 0.99

00:55:36.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:55:37.000 Why would that even be a term?

00:55:39.000 I know.

00:55:40.000 Anyway, sorry.

00:55:41.000 Well, this is what they want to be a term.

00:55:42.000 They say transgender youth.

00:55:44.000 You have the President of the United States, former Vice President of the United States, saying to parents, affirming your child's gender is one of the most important things you can do.

00:55:52.000 Nope.

00:55:53.000 Disagree.

00:55:54.000 And I don't really want to go any further than that.

00:55:56.000 Disagree.

00:55:57.000 Move on.

00:55:58.000 Move on down the trail.

00:55:58.000 That's it.

00:55:59.000 No.

00:55:59.000 I don't think so.

00:56:00.000 Affirming my child's gender.

00:56:03.000 Particularly if it is separate from...

00:56:05.000 his actual gender. Right, right, right, yeah. And by the way, this is because gender and sex are

00:56:10.000 interchangeable now. They are. Yeah, they used to say they were separate, but you can't, that

00:56:13.000 argument's no longer tenable if you're allowing biological males to compete with women because 0.53

00:56:18.000 they're transgender. Well now you've just claimed that gender and sex are exactly the same thing

00:56:22.000 because sports are separated by biology, not just sex, weight, age.

00:56:27.000 We have weight classes in sports like wrestling or in weightlifting.

00:56:30.000 Why?

00:56:31.000 Because we separate for biological differences and advantages.

00:56:34.000 We separate for age groups.

00:56:36.000 It's not, how do I, with what age do I identify?

00:56:41.000 We separate men and women. 1.00

00:56:43.000 By biological sex.

00:56:44.000 And people say, well the term is men and the term is women.

00:56:46.000 That's because, again, back in the day, just go back to It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia in 2006, 2007, where the term transgender didn't even exist.

00:56:54.000 Man meant man, woman meant woman, and it's this clever little grammar trick that you guys tried to play.

00:56:59.000 But you know what?

00:57:00.000 We're not going to let you!

00:57:01.000 So if teachers really don't inject this sort of thing.

00:57:04.000 Right.

00:57:04.000 Doesn't exist.

00:57:05.000 Doesn't exist, according to Joy Behar and Anna Navarro.

00:57:08.000 I used to be a Republican!

00:57:10.000 Yeah, we didn't hear you the first 19 times.

00:57:10.000 Oh, really?

00:57:13.000 I know, we get it.

00:57:13.000 It's quite an angle.

00:57:14.000 Yes, it's quite an angle.

00:57:19.000 If that's the case, then why are so many teachers are quitting, but why are so many teachers in Florida, or across the country, so distraught over the bill that doesn't affect them?

00:57:29.000 Do I?

00:57:31.000 Do I lie and not talk about my marriage?

00:57:35.000 Yep.

00:57:36.000 Do I pretend I'm single?

00:57:38.000 No.

00:57:39.000 People will buy it.

00:57:40.000 Do I invalidate my spouse's stance as a trans femme person?

00:57:45.000 How about you teach him?

00:57:47.000 Or do I put my job on the line to introduce myself?

00:57:52.000 Just like Omaha Beach!

00:57:54.000 None of the above?

00:57:56.000 What am I supposed to do?

00:57:57.000 I don't know, dress like Owen Wilson?

00:58:03.000 Being a safe person in a safe place for kids that don't have that at home is one of the best parts of being a teacher.

00:58:09.000 Wear a shirt that doesn't say that.

00:58:10.000 So yeah, I'm not doing it.

00:58:11.000 I don't know.

00:58:12.000 Fire me. 0.96

00:58:13.000 Sue me.

00:58:13.000 Take me to jail.

00:58:14.000 I'm not doing it.

00:58:15.000 As a preschool teacher, a drag king, and as a member of the LGBT community... We was Burger Kings!

00:58:22.000 How do I feel about the new legislations?

00:58:26.000 For like the Don't Say Gay Bill or the reporting of transgender kids.

00:58:34.000 And while I don't see things like that too much in preschool, my opinion on it is that I don't care what the government tells me to do.

00:58:43.000 I am going to do what I think is best for the health and safety.

00:58:50.000 That includes mental health and safety, and emotional health and safety of my kids.

00:58:55.000 Mental health? 0.97

00:58:55.000 Is that a fat drag king? 0.97

00:58:56.000 I will never let any child come through my classroom feeling unloved or ashamed for who they are.

00:59:02.000 What'd you say?

00:59:04.000 Almost never in preschool?

00:59:05.000 The answer is never.

00:59:06.000 Unbelievable.

00:59:07.000 It does not exist in preschool. 1.00

00:59:10.000 This really sounds like a you problem, bitch. 1.00

00:59:14.000 This is the best sting operation ever. 0.99

00:59:17.000 Every single person who comes out in favor of any of this stuff that we've just seen immediately fired from being teachers.

00:59:25.000 Thank you for raising your hand and telling us that you have no place around my kid.

00:59:30.000 You're saying take me to jail though.

00:59:32.000 It's like, what are you talking about?

00:59:33.000 I'm not going to take you to jail.

00:59:34.000 You just don't have a job anymore.

00:59:36.000 Go do something else.

00:59:37.000 Do I still have tenure?

00:59:38.000 No.

00:59:39.000 What about the Bennys?

00:59:39.000 No.

00:59:41.000 Maybe you should just quit. 0.98

00:59:42.000 Be a martyr.

00:59:43.000 But they're in preschool.

00:59:45.000 Why would you teach them anything?

00:59:47.000 We'll build a statue of you.

00:59:49.000 It's like, can you color inside the lines? 1.00

00:59:51.000 Also, do you want to keep your penis? 1.00

00:59:55.000 All those guys are doing the Thanksgiving turkeys with the hand and one's just five dicks. 1.00

01:00:00.000 That's not how it works. 0.93

01:00:01.000 Johnny, I see you snapped your crayon in half.

01:00:04.000 Do you need to talk about something?

01:00:06.000 Do we need to get rid of an appendage?

01:00:08.000 No, no.

01:00:08.000 Little Carl, he didn't want to do the hand turkey.

01:00:11.000 He wanted to do the penis turkey. 0.99

01:00:13.000 Why? 0.99

01:00:13.000 That's not an option! 0.99

01:00:14.000 Yeah, you shouldn't allow that.

01:00:15.000 Yeah, you don't allow it.

01:00:17.000 Why?

01:00:17.000 It's called being an adult.

01:00:19.000 You're the adult in the room.

01:00:21.000 They're children.

01:00:22.000 You don't need to fill them in on your personal life period.

01:00:26.000 And this is the thing, they assume, these teachers, they believe that it is just as important to inform the children on their personal life's activities as it is to, I don't know, math, They think that the two are equivalent in their job as a teacher.

01:00:42.000 That's why I will say this.

01:00:43.000 There are good teachers out there.

01:00:45.000 Yes.

01:00:46.000 They are few and far between.

01:00:47.000 Most of them are this right now.

01:00:49.000 And if you look at the voting records and you look at where the teachers' unions give their money, it is a racket.

01:00:53.000 Do not send your kids to public schools.

01:00:55.000 If you send your kids to public schools, and more importantly, here's something that's really scary. 0.99

01:00:58.000 When you look at the projections where they say, hey, it'll be a 50-50 shot if they're LGBTQAIP, I don't give a shit. 0.99

01:01:03.000 Yeah. 0.97

01:01:03.000 about the acronym, but they said the 50-50 shot, you know, in 20 years from now. 0.97

01:01:06.000 Well, here's another interesting statistic. It's mostly religious people,

01:01:10.000 mostly conservative people who are having kids. How is that happening?

01:01:13.000 Parents start doing your job. You think, well, you know, we go to church on Sunday.

01:01:17.000 Guess what? Those people you just saw have them the other five days of the

01:01:22.000 week. Yeah. For eight hours. Well, an hour and a half at church isn't gonna override that.

01:01:27.000 It's also not conservatives that just, you know, pass a law in Colorado that you can hack a baby apart like it's ancient Rome.

01:01:34.000 Right, yeah, exactly.

01:01:36.000 Good point.

01:01:36.000 I mean, it's sadly true.

01:01:38.000 No, it's sadly true!

01:01:40.000 Way to be a downer, Dave.

01:01:41.000 Well, I'm sorry.

01:01:42.000 Nine months as a human being.

01:01:43.000 I don't know how else you want to look at that.

01:01:45.000 Of course.

01:01:45.000 Well, you know what?

01:01:46.000 Hey.

01:01:46.000 We're three months away right now.

01:01:48.000 I can feel every... I mean, I could feel it before.

01:01:50.000 I just feel everything.

01:01:51.000 By the way, your wife wanted me to tell you, stop feeling her stomach. 0.99

01:01:53.000 Well, no, she likes it.

01:01:54.000 Not while she's sleeping.

01:01:55.000 Oh, well, that's... Especially when you let us in to do it.

01:01:59.000 Yeah, I don't know.

01:02:00.000 Can you feel it kick?

01:02:01.000 And if you do let us in, get a quieter camera.

01:02:04.000 We don't need a vintage Polaroid.

01:02:06.000 No, that's true.

01:02:07.000 Turn off the flash.

01:02:08.000 Okay, alright, that's a compromise.

01:02:10.000 This is why we're all still friends!

01:02:12.000 We can find a compromise.

01:02:14.000 So here's the thing, and don't worry to the leftists, because we know there's a good amount of leftists who watch this show.

01:02:19.000 There really are, there are actually a good amount of classical liberals who watch.

01:02:23.000 As far as leftist progressives, probably none.

01:02:25.000 If the super bigoted Florida teachers don't want to I don't know.

01:02:31.000 Look, the point is, there's always New York.

01:02:32.000 They're the beacon of progress.

01:02:34.000 And we're partnering with WPPP to put up billboards in major markets across Florida to let everyone know.

01:02:43.000 We're targeting Fort Lauderdale, Jacksonville, Orlando, Tampa, and West Palm Beach.

01:02:51.000 We believe we're going to get about five million impressions, and they're going to be up for an eight-week period celebrating the diversity.

01:03:00.000 And acceptance of New York City.

01:03:02.000 We were shown this in the billboards and the billboards you have here right now.

01:03:07.000 Very clear statement and we're proud of it.

01:03:09.000 Other folks want people to hide their color.

01:03:12.000 We'd like to show our color.

01:03:14.000 Mr. Rainbow is representative of this community.

01:03:18.000 We want to remind everyone that New York City is full of people who will be celebrated now and in the future.

01:03:27.000 And by the way, clearly he's in line with the mainstream black American's opinion.

01:03:32.000 Yes.

01:03:37.000 Preach!

01:03:38.000 Let him go.

01:03:38.000 There wasn't even a pause from the audience.

01:03:41.000 No, they were just like, yes, of course. 0.99

01:03:43.000 Like, why y'all was coming up with this funny shit? 0.99

01:03:46.000 What was the billboard? 0.99

01:03:51.000 Can we bring up the billboard again?

01:03:52.000 I just wanted to read it.

01:03:56.000 Or you can say whatever you want.

01:03:57.000 So instead of increasing police funding so Asians don't get killed in the subway, New York City's using their tax dollars for the... Okay, got it. 0.96

01:04:06.000 Perfect sense.

01:04:07.000 Make sure you put those up around the country.

01:04:08.000 Use all of your money, New York, for this.

01:04:10.000 Make sure this is the hill you die on.

01:04:12.000 Say whatever you want. 0.99

01:04:13.000 Like, there's an Asian. 0.99

01:04:14.000 Push him in front of the subway.

01:04:16.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:04:18.000 The only way he can stop you is he's like, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it!

01:04:23.000 Oh, careful.

01:04:24.000 This guy's got Oreos.

01:04:25.000 I thought you were just Asian, my bad. 1.00

01:04:27.000 Or you can say whatever you want. 0.73

01:04:28.000 By the way, you can also piss wherever you want in New York, so you know they're pretty open about the locale rules.

01:04:34.000 That's what I loved about walking around New York was throwing away my shoes every day.

01:04:38.000 Yes, exactly.

01:04:39.000 If only you could throw away your nostrils.

01:04:42.000 This is actually true.

01:04:45.000 This is, look, this is one of those, this is one of those issues where, okay, and we've, we've had on the show, I think it was, we had, I believe it was Jesse Herbst was the first transgender mayor of a town in Texas.

01:04:56.000 We had, obviously we've had Blair White on the show many times. 1.00

01:04:59.000 We've had at least four or five transgender individuals on the show, and of course people who advocated for, you know, the modern sort of gender theory on the show.

01:05:05.000 Over, over ten, gotta be a dozen.

01:05:08.000 You guys can go through the archives, going all the way back to probably 2014.

01:05:12.000 And they used to say it was a straw man.

01:05:14.000 They used to say, well, no one's talking about children.

01:05:16.000 We're talking about consenting adults.

01:05:17.000 And now it's assumed by the former Vice President of the United States that children can be transgender.

01:05:23.000 So now it's assumed that they can be transgender.

01:05:24.000 Again, they can make decisions. 0.89

01:05:27.000 That permanently affect their sex lives before they have the ability to consent to any sexual activity that is now assumed as a baseline, and now they're saying, well don't be absurd.

01:05:37.000 No teachers want to teach your kids about that.

01:05:40.000 You want my kid to already be able to get gender reassignment surgery. 0.76

01:05:44.000 I think we're past that.

01:05:47.000 You think that I'm somehow fearing the more extreme and that the transgender professor who has pushed for laws, the transgender public school teacher who has pushed for laws that may have my children taken away from me if I don't put them on puberty blockers, you think that I'm being insanely paranoid and believing that that teacher may want to indoctrinate my child?

01:06:10.000 You can no longer make this claim!

01:06:12.000 The left no longer gets to make any, on any of the LGBTQAAIP.

01:06:16.000 It used to be, oh, the Westboro Baptist Church, and there are four members for crying out loud.

01:06:20.000 They used to try and paint the entire conservative right.

01:06:22.000 Let's take the most radical position of the conservative right.

01:06:25.000 You know, the same position that Barack Obama held.

01:06:27.000 The same position that every single president held outside of Donald Trump coming into office, just to be clear, where they thought marriage is between a man and a woman.

01:06:34.000 You may disagree with it, but that was the extreme position.

01:06:37.000 Marriage is between a man and a woman, and most of these people, most of these Republicans, at this point in time said, of course they can have civil union and property sharing and, for example, writing someone into a will and hospital visitations, but the definition of marriage is a man and a woman.

01:06:49.000 That was seen as radically hateful.

01:06:51.000 But today, the mainstream view of the left, as just espoused by the former Vice President Biden of the United States, is children can affirm whatever gender they want.

01:07:02.000 And, by the way, they can't answer a follow-up question, okay, how many genders are there? 1.00

01:07:07.000 They couldn't possibly answer that question because, my God, they may be forced to run for Supreme Court seat sometime in the future, and that's a political liability.

01:07:13.000 YouTube, I don't care if you don't like this.

01:07:16.000 This isn't denying anybody's existence.

01:07:18.000 This is acknowledging the reality of statistics as well as medical outcomes.

01:07:22.000 And it's something with which we need to be very prudent.

01:07:26.000 Leave a comment, hit the like button because we're about to do Reddit review and there is no way, absolutely no way we would do this on YouTube.

Louder with Crowder - April 05, 2022

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