Louder with Crowder - February 06, 2015


Brian Williams Hilarious Lies and Excuses! || Louder With Crowder


Episode Stats

Length

5 minutes

Words per Minute

151.01695

Word Count

891

Sentence Count

84

Misogynist Sentences

1

Hate Speech Sentences

1


Summary

Brian Williams apologizes for lying about being shot down in an attempt to honor a veteran who protected me and so many others during a ground fire incident in the desert during the Iraq War invasion, I made a mistake in recalling the events of 12 years ago. I want to apologize.


Transcript

00:00:02.000 So, for Brian Williams, if you are a teacher, okay?
00:00:06.000 Little Brian Williams, little five-year-old comes in, okay?
00:00:10.000 And there's another kid.
00:00:11.000 Let's call him the Macarena kid since we're talking about him.
00:00:14.000 Los Del Rios.
00:00:15.000 Little Los Del Rios.
00:00:16.000 Little Brian Williams.
00:00:18.000 Los Del Rios says, the dog ate my homework.
00:00:24.000 And then Brian Williams says, I think I did my homework, but I was shot down By an RPG in a helicopter.
00:00:36.000 Which excuse would you find more believable?
00:00:39.000 Literally, Brian Williams' excuse for the misremembering of being shot down in a helicopter is less believable.
00:00:50.000 Not figuratively, it is literally less believable than the old dog ate my homework.
00:00:55.000 Yeah.
00:00:57.000 Just for those of you who missed it, this is him apologizing for lying about being shot down.
00:01:05.000 On this broadcast last week, in an effort to honor and thank a veteran who protected me and so many others after a ground fire incident in the desert during the Iraq War invasion, I made a mistake in recalling the events of 12 years ago.
00:01:20.000 I want to apologize.
00:01:22.000 I said I was traveling in an aircraft that was hit by RPG fire.
00:01:26.000 I was instead in a following aircraft.
00:01:29.000 We all landed after the ground fire incident and spent two harrowing nights in a sandstorm in the Iraq desert.
00:01:37.000 This was a bungled attempt by me to thank one special veteran.
00:01:42.000 Oh, it seems kind of harmless when you put it that way, Mr.
00:01:45.000 Williams.
00:01:46.000 Bungled!
00:01:47.000 It was a bungled, bamboozled attempt!
00:01:50.000 You're a liar.
00:01:52.000 You're a liar.
00:01:53.000 He lied during the apology.
00:01:55.000 Yeah.
00:01:56.000 He lied during the apology with the two nights, right?
00:02:00.000 He was not in the desert for two nights.
00:02:00.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:02:03.000 I heard Dana yesterday, she said that in her report, she said that the pilot of the plane that did get shot...
00:02:11.000 Right.
00:02:12.000 Saw Williams come up to him about an hour later.
00:02:16.000 His plane had apparently landed half hour to 45 minutes after the other one.
00:02:23.000 And then they took off and went someplace else afterwards.
00:02:27.000 So he's lying about the two nights.
00:02:29.000 And more importantly, he's lying about lying.
00:02:35.000 Oh, I forgot.
00:02:37.000 I misremembered.
00:02:38.000 How do you misremember being shot down with a gun?
00:02:43.000 The thing is, I don't know if he's a stupid person, because you have to be stupid to lie to someone about being shot down.
00:02:53.000 I think my memory is a little hazy.
00:02:56.000 It's like when you're a kid.
00:02:58.000 If your kid takes cookies or takes something he's not allowed to, you go, did you do this?
00:02:58.000 You know what I mean?
00:03:03.000 And he goes, no, the dog did it!
00:03:05.000 And the mouth is covered with chocolate.
00:03:08.000 Yeah, and his mouth is covered with chocolate.
00:03:10.000 I don't remember taking those Oreos!
00:03:13.000 Right, exactly.
00:03:14.000 I misremembered it, and you're going, no, dummy.
00:03:18.000 Now I've got to tan your hide.
00:03:19.000 Brian Williams needs to be spanked.
00:03:22.000 He needs to be spanked by the producers at NBC publicly.
00:03:25.000 And I don't mean figuratively.
00:03:26.000 I mean literally bent over their knee, pants pulled down.
00:03:32.000 And spanked.
00:03:33.000 With rubber gloves.
00:03:34.000 I have a real problem with people who...
00:03:36.000 And what's so funny is this is just so premeditated for the brave men and women of our military trying to sort of, you know, let's place the attention over here.
00:03:48.000 No, you lied about something.
00:03:49.000 And here's the big takeaway, though, that's very important with this.
00:03:53.000 This is not a rare occurrence.
00:03:56.000 This is an occurrence where someone was caught.
00:03:59.000 Hillary has lied.
00:04:00.000 I mean, politicians and media, they're very similar in the way they are able to get away with flat-out lies.
00:04:08.000 And the big reason for that is that there's no accountability.
00:04:11.000 There's no accountability in the leftist media for Brian Williams.
00:04:14.000 Who's going to keep him accountable?
00:04:15.000 Any of his far-left buddies over there at NBC, MSNBC, CNBC? What about his colleagues over there at ABC, CBS? No one will.
00:04:28.000 It's an industry that is homogenous in that it consists entirely of one group of ideological people.
00:04:35.000 And that's why this was allowed to go unchecked for so long.
00:04:39.000 And that's why new media is so important.
00:04:42.000 Because now, someone like myself, someone like Dana, someone like many of you watching this online or on Twitter, you don't need to go through the gatekeepers.
00:04:53.000 No Zool.
00:04:55.000 No Zool.
00:04:57.000 Which ties in with Dana.
00:04:58.000 And they hate it.
00:04:59.000 The media hates it.
00:05:01.000 They hate that they don't get to decide what's true and what's not.
00:05:04.000 And I'm not being a conspiracy theorist and saying chemtrails and fluoride in your tap.
00:05:10.000 None of that.
00:05:12.000 The point is...
00:05:13.000 No Alex Jones stuff.
00:05:14.000 None of the Alex Jones stuff.
00:05:16.000 The point is that this has been going on for a long time.
00:05:20.000 This is one area where he was caught.
00:05:22.000 And he's so not used to being caught that his apology wasn't really even an apology.
00:05:28.000 It was a lie about how and why he was caught.
00:05:32.000 I just, you know, I wasn't caught in a lie.
00:05:34.000 I misremembered.
00:05:35.000 You didn't misremember Not being shot down by RPG fire in a helicopter in Iraq, you stupid dummy.
00:05:44.000 He made it up from scratch.
00:05:47.000 Exactly.
00:05:49.000 If you like this video, congratulations, you win the internet with an attention span of more than 30 seconds.